Comic Books and Cold Ones
Comic Books and Cold Ones is where two friends don their alter egos as masters of comic book obscura while drinking whatever they got rolling around the bottom of the fridge. If you ever wanted to know who really is the worst cold based villain in Marvel, DC, and all other ‘verses or what it took to house train Lockjaw from the Inhumans, then quest no further. Get out your favorite 12-point articulating action figure and listen to us ramble through comic history, what we’re reading now, the latest Hollywood takes on it all, beer reviews, and a little Quasar. Yes, even Quasar! Grab a cold one ‘cause you will need it.
Comic Books and Cold Ones
Summer Comic-Ation, It's Always Sunny in DC's Skartaris!
Suns out, and the suns still out! That must mean KMac & Yek are slow sipping away on their annual summer Comic-cation in the long-lost land of Skartaris! Dinosaurs, Atlantean Technology, & lots & lots of skin! Turn up the 3 Dog Night & break out your booze to mixology some great beer Tiki drinks that only the boys can create! Drink along & read along to every splash page in the Scrolls of Blood.
Comic-ation Itinerary:
Tourism Slogan: Sword, Sorcery, & Sun! Dirty dance your day awa…forever.
How we getting there:
Them Big Holes in them Poles!
How we getting home:
Subway train to Machu Pichu, of course.
Resort Staff:
- Host: Warlord, Travis Morgan - Don’t stare directly at my Snow Leopard thong.
- Hostility Directors: Deimos – Rest, relax, reincarnate with him!
- Concierge: Machiste - Always ready with a helping mace.
- Refreshments Director: Mongo Ironhand – Minute ready magic martinis!
- Tour Guide: Mariah Romonova – Side, under, inner boob for you, Capitalist swine!
- Marquee Entertainment: Shakira, Whenever, wherever, Rowaar!
Attractions:
- Sun, sun, sun, then some sun, oh $hit it’s like there’s an eternal sun.
- Temple of Fear – Nothing scarier than a phallic Hall of Doom.
Amenities:
- How does your light shine in the Halls of Shamballah The Golden, hotel and convention center.
- Thieves Market Spa – Throw away your pants for a chainmail thong.
- Drink at Crash Early’s saloon – Easy to find because the sign is in English.
Must do events:
- A genuine slave gallery experience – The kids will love it!
- Jennifer Morgan’s Magic Show – Nepo-baby making an Eldritch Blast!
Tiki Beer Drinks:
KMAC: Skartaris Sunburn! (Riff on a Tequilla Sunrise)
Beer: Corona Extra, Cerveceria Modelo, Mexico City, Mexico
Recipe: Large Tiki mug full of ice, 1½ oz tequila, splash grenadine, ½ bottle corona, fill rest with orange juice.
Rating: SPF SR-71
Yek: Travis Morgan (Riff on a Jet Pilot)
Beer: Stiegl-Radler Grapefruit, Stieglbrauerei, Salzburg, Austria
Recipe: Pour 1 oz hi-tess Jamaican rum, ¾ demerara rum, ¾ oz gold rum, ¾ oz lime juice, ½ oz cinnamon syrup, ½ oz falernum into a Tiki mug full of ice with a splash of absinthe & bitters then fill with Radler.
Rating: Dirty Dancing Dinosaur Lift!
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