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Seasonable Clout With Thaddeous Shade
An Eclectic Mix: Celebrity Gigs, Emergency Drills and Productivity Hacks
Shifting gears, we reminisce about the first nationwide test of the wireless emergency alert system back in 2011 and the most recent one in 2021. We touch upon the high-profile mistakes and their impacts, drawing from our experiences of drills in Kansas City. Football fans, brace yourselves! We're dissecting the 'Swift Tax', and Taylor Swift's unexpected leap into the NFL. Join us as we consider what this cultural crossover might mean for the sport and its die-hard followers.
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Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I am Thaddeus shade. You're listening to seasonable cloud. It's Wednesday, october 4th. It's Wednesday, october 4th, 2023. And I said the date just in case I found out that I hit the lottery and I won a billion dollars and then I was able to get my body frozen because the scientists they were often some cave and artisan they was like, oh shit, we need to freeze more black people. And I was one of the black people that had some money and it's like we're going to freeze you. You're going to be able to wake up 150 years from now and I need to be able to hear myself from today. So I need to put the date on it so I know what the hell is going on. Ok, that that's. That's a bit of a stretch, but you know what I'm, you know, you know, but it's Wednesday, it's October 4th, it's 2023. It's fall time, it's a you know, it's a high nineties and AZ. Maybe touch a hundred here and there, maybe touch a hundred. You know what I'm saying, but it's a spooky season and you know I'm often running with spooky season.
Speaker 1:But before we go, go, go, go, go, go go. Let's talk about what I got going on 11, 11 nightclub tomorrow. Singer and actor Ray J will be in the building along with Bobby Rackens. We will give that a round of applause Again. Ray J, bobby Brackens in the building tomorrow. Then Friday night, we have the liquor Olympics. I don't really know what we doing with the liquor Olympics, but it sounds like motherfuckers will be cooked, muffers will be fried. So if you would like to come out and have a good time and sample liquors, you're more than welcome to come join me. Now.
Speaker 1:Saturday night Is the ASU verse Colorado after party at 11. 11? Yes, I'm there all weekend. By the way, I'm a promoter. I'm there. I'm there all weekend, so come see me. But Saturday night, the ASU verse Colorado after party. I know we do have it's a shame we do have a DJ from Colorado opening up that night and I know there's a lot of folks going to be in town because prime time coming and they playing the Sun Devils and the Buffalo's is big news. You know I'm saying the Buffalo is big news. You know I'm assuming it's. You know Prime is the same type of big news. If you heard Obama has slapped Trump in the face, that's big news. That's big news. Like oh shit, that's how big Colorado, buffalo is because of prime time and they'll be in the city, tempe to be exact, this Saturday. The game is happening. We'll have the after party at 11 11. And then Sunday night we have rapper Kamiah in the building who will be performing live. She'll be performing live, so you come out, that's free all night on Sunday. You come out, see her rap. And that's what I got going on at 11 11. This Sunday, sunday night.
Speaker 1:Now let's take a sip of my coffee. I told you it's spooky season, right? Spook, spook, spook, spook, spook, spook season. And wait, I forgot to. You know, damn, I played myself, man, you know, I played myself how. I told you I don't really do intros, no more, I don't do the whole, I just get right into it. But I have a little sound like a play, and now that is not what I normally do. But I figured, you know, I got the coffee running through me. I add a little spice to that shit. But it is spooky season.
Speaker 1:And I did slide off to see Saw X Sunday. You know, our last episode, as I'm getting back into the groove of it. Like I told you, last week I had been gone for a long time and now I'm getting my thing back. You know what I'm saying. It's like when you, you know you want to dry spell and as a guy, you got to get your hip flex, you got to get your hip game right. And if your hip game ain't right, your thrust game ain't right. That means if you rusty, your thrusty is crusty. Yeah, if you, if you, if you're rusty, your hip game, fuck, I fucked it up. Anyway, it's crusty, it's rusty, thrusty and crusty, it's fucked up. But you know what I'm saying. But basically, I slid off, I slid off from do a podcast and then I I'm back and now I'm on to my second episode. And then this Monday I went to go see Saw X and now y'all know that I've been passed.
Speaker 1:I've talked about being a TV and movie aficionado. I consider myself to be a kind of sewer person that explores all types of movies. I watch pretty much anything. Television shows, I watch pretty much anything. I'm a little weird when it comes to, you know, racial, racial type movies, because they put me in a certain type of space. You know, I start practicing my backhand and you know I'm saying I start looking at, you know, never mind, well, you can get it all that, but as a moviegoer who, in the in 2020 time, despised all the movies that were dropping 2021 all the movies that were dropping at the time I despised it.
Speaker 1:Had it being at home Watching movies, watching movies at the crib. I hated it. I missed the germ handled door you would touch to go into the movie theater. Right, right, right, right. I missed buying all the overpriced concession stand Candy and popcorn and soda the occasional soda and if you want to be healthy, you get a bottle of water, but it would cost you eight dollars for the bottle of water. And if you asked you go to a right theater and you asked them for a couple of water, they would frown upon you because you want some free shit at a place that everything is times 10 to buy. Shame on you, but I missed it.
Speaker 1:Being able to go inside Before the movie start, sit down Into a I don't know a cloth cushiony seat Now the leather, the leather. Now most of the places that level, you can sit down anywhere. The leather, they're nice, you know the texture is nice, but no, you could. You know at the time, you the cloth, you didn't have the layback. You know, seeing your chair may rock a little bit, but you didn't have a layback like a mayback. You didn't have the layback like a mayback when you in the theater now, back then the seats was like some type of fucked up old 80s carpet and you only had a little bit of rocking. But I loved it. You could get a lice. There's a special type of dance If you can get off of that cloth. That was a special time.
Speaker 1:I enjoyed it and you know the vid happened and everything came home. Movies came home, they came inside, but now, three years later, going on, four years later, you can go and get your experience back. You can spend all your money on popcorn. Hmm, this is small things you got to enjoy. You got to find those pockets of small things you enjoy. And I enjoy the theater. I do enjoy my show, but I enjoy the theater experience. So I was able to slide off to saw X.
Speaker 1:Now, to impress me, man, to be 910 movies in. I don't know why I was saying 9 and I know saw X is supposed to mean 10, but I had read an article. They were nine in it, like I said, it put them with company of like Halloween and Nightmare on Elm Street. You know saying in Black Buddhist 17,. You know, saying that last movie wasn't necessarily a movie, that was special time movie. They made a lot of them, black Buddhist 17s and the Black Buddha talk. There was a lot of them. You had to be around for that time and it was VCR and it was, you know. Never mind, but to be 910 deep in a franchise, I'm going to tell you something. We're 910 deep in a franchise, much like Fast and the Furious. You know, if you've seen the sauce.
Speaker 1:They got final destination, the killings. They all became about the killings and the killings got weird and super gory and you saw a comedian get serious and be a detective and you know which wasn't a bad. You know, watch series say something. I know she see you say anything with an S and she gonna come running. I ain't even talking to her, but she gonna come running. You said something with an S, I'm here, I'm here Anyway. So you know the franchise got a. Really, you know it was really strange.
Speaker 1:I read off all the you know rotten tomatoes and audience reviews last week, but I was excited to see it. I'm a fan, I like, I like, so I like the original big fan. So I was excited and I'll tell you this, I was not let down, not one bit. Now, rotten tomato, it had it 85%. That always blows my mind. I'm always excited when a horror movie gets a great rating from rotten tea, and I believe in rotten tea. I hang my hat on rotten tea. I don't know any.
Speaker 1:I had read oh damn, I forget. Oh, it was rush hour. Rush hour was the movie that pretty much created rotten tomato. Now I got to go get the backstory. We'll talk about that later. I don't remember, but that was the movie that rush, rush hour created rotten tomato. Well, how have that story happened? I'll find it, I'll talk to you, I'll do it in story time. It'll be like this how rotten tomato was created. It'd be something like that. You can fuck with me. It'd be something like that. But I went to go see some X and then I said I was not disappointed at all. John Kramer hit the screen. That's jigsaw. If you don't know, this was totally different. I ain't gonna spend a lot of time. I got other things to get to, but this was a totally different movie.
Speaker 1:They showed you the. They showed. So I do, I do, I do. I spoil that. I don't know, I'll spoil it. Let me take a sip of the coffee that I think about. How about this?
Speaker 1:They explore more of John Kramer, who is jigsaw. They explore his whole, like a lot of his journey through cancer. Obviously that you know through the previous movies he's going to die from cancer and he ends up dying Right Cancer. But they show you him trying to beat cancer and what he was going through to get to the point of beating cancer. Now he's still jigsaw through this process that I did spoil that shit on. I'm sorry about that. He's still jiggy, why he's going through the process of, you know, figuring out how he can possibly beat cancer and that journey is cool to see. They show you him. It's a lot of him, it ain't? It ain't the puppet on the old tricycle that only you could see in the shining, you know. You know what I'm saying. This is real. This is real John Kramer.
Speaker 1:So I love the fact that you see, and I love the thing about television and movies where writers take whether he was, he or she was the good person and they turn them bad, but somehow you still root for the bad, and that's what they do with this movie. How can you root for somebody or kind of understand. No, how can you understand and root for a person who fucking sucks people's eyeballs out through a tube? It's crazy to be in a theater and feel that way. I was like this is impressive and for that we will give a round of applause, as I always say.
Speaker 1:As I always say, if a movie is good, go spend the duckets on it. If it's trash, I'll tell you to stay away from it. But you could go spend your money. You go spend your duckets. You're hard earned money. You don't know how hard has to work for this money. You go spend your hard earned ducats on SawX and you will not be disappointed at all.
Speaker 1:Really good horror movie. Good gory movie. But it fits for Halloween because it's fall time. Have I had more pumpkin spice? Yes, I have. Have I had more pumpkin spice? Why come talk to him? I have, I have Because it's fall man. I'm saying every time I do episodes it's fall man, it's Halloween man, it's spooky season Last night.
Speaker 1:And now, as I tell you all this, don't judge me. All right, now listen, I'm sharing something with y'all. It's between me and y'all and y'all can't go telling nobody about this. All right, but I watched haunted mansion two last night, right, because I'm continuing, you know, I'm continuing, you know, doing my Halloween activity. That's what I do. So Monday I seen Salzies, right, I seen Salzies on Monday, oh fucking guys, I seen him on fucking Monday. You, tuesday, fucking yesterday I seen fucking fucking honey mansion. What you know tonight is American Horror Story and catfish and catfish. Fifth, because you never know what you're going to see. You know somebody could be a person in love with an absolute dime beautiful woman and then Terry opens up the door and Terry also has a three legged dog who is dressed like a woman too. You never know on catfish. So that shit fits right into the Halloween scene. Now, I did watch haunted mansion two last night.
Speaker 1:I've I'm keeping the secret, we got to stay together with this. I've never seen, I've never seen, oh Lord, I've never seen the original haunted mansion, sorry I missed it. I've never seen the, the first haunted mansion, sorry I missed it. I know, I know Is that he shade you a black man man. How the hell you going to disrespect Eddie like that? I know man, and Eddie's. Eddie's my all time favorite comedian. That's my guy, eddie calling me right now. Say, man, I need you to come do security for me and we going, we were rolling through Compton, we're going to be wearing some gang colors. I need you to do security for me. I'm gonna do security for Eddie Murphy. He said man, I need you to take a bullet and I'm gonna do the lab for you. I'm gonna take the bullet for Eddie Murphy because he's gonna do the lab. As long as I survive, I'd be able to hear the lab. Eddie Murphy is my guy. Now, have I not seen haunted mansion? Sorry, I missed it. I don't know. I don't know, but I watched number two last night and it was OK. It was OK, but I'm keeping the spooky energy going.
Speaker 1:As an adult, you get to enjoy more Because you control A lot of your own options and decisions. Right, as a kid, you know you don't get to control as much. You don't have the dollars. You, you know you. You can't go by the costume that you want. You got to hope that your, your mom and your dad are able to afford those things For me. Now, right after Spooky season, you telling me Santa Claus is coming to town. Yeah, I enjoy. I enjoy the holiday seasons. I enjoy all this. I soak it all in. The energy is different, it's positive, you know. It feels better. So I enjoy. And as we embark On the journey Of pumpkin spice lattes or pumpkin spice Chai tea latte, we must remember this is still expensive. I'm racking up money.
Speaker 1:We went to, we went to Trader Joe's yesterday. Y'all don't think I'm insane but I Purchased. You know, trader Joe, I was put on by Trader Joe's. When Lady put me on the Trader Joe's, all right, she put me on Tic-Tac. Is this Trader Joe's and Tic-Tac to go together? This Trader Joe's is a thing on there. So she put me on to to the Joe's.
Speaker 1:I never fuck with the Joe's. I see Joe's, I don't. I don't even fuck with Joe's when you vegan, I don't, I don't. You know I'm saying you know I don't know about Joe's. I be a whole foods and sprouts and I know some of y'all got some negative things by say about them places. But that's why I be at Whole Foods. That's my spot. That's why I'm at the Trader Joe's. That's my spot. That's why I'm at all the time you catch me there in my eyes. I used to talk about it back in my past episodes. I talk, you know how I feel about Whole Foods. That's my spot. Don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't have no conversations with me.
Speaker 1:I'm shopping in Whole Foods. I don't know if I want some vitamins or some type of extremely healthy cheese, vegan cheese. And let me tell you something Vegan cheese is disgusting. I'm just saying, if you can avoid vegan cheese, do it, do it, don't try it. But I'm in the zone and that shit costs a lot of money, man.
Speaker 1:So we went to Trader Joe's and I had bought this oat milk, pumpkin oat milk drink. It was like chocolate milk, but it was pumpkin version and I know how that's like some pumpkin puree. It's cool because you can really read the ingredients and then you know when you get in some plant based, some vegan stuff, the ingredients sometimes is super plain for you and they're pretty cool. We're just telling you where the poison is at. So I'm reading all the good healthy stuff is like, oh, pumpkin puree and oat milk and a little salt and some shit like that, and at the bottom it says like that, golem julium, whatever it is, and it's like parentheses around that. You know that this is poison, but it's still going to taste good. That's cool, man. This was you know what I'm saying? Plant based vegan. They say, hey, look, look at all this clean shit and at the bottom we're going to be honest with you. This is poison. This is poison To move on, man. Today they had the national broadcast alert.
Speaker 1:So you know I'm trying to get any shape. You know I'm trying. I'm trying to be somebody's. You know some action heroes done double, mainly Michael B. I'm trying to get to that side. I'm trying to get that cut Basically, when he be like you know that I need somebody to go ahead and take these lumps and bruises. I'm like B, come on, man, I got you. Man, I could tuck, roll and get smacked in the face. Easy, man, I got the body for it. Now, that's why I be in the gym. He said you be in the gym now. I said may I be in the gym Sometimes? He was, but that's. I was in the gym. Today I was doing my thing. You know I was doing my cardio and you know I was doing back and buys. Today I was, I was working and as I was on the stair master, the broadcast system went off.
Speaker 1:It was loud, scared me. I was in a panic. Nobody was there to protect me. I forgot it was happening and happened around 1118. That's the time it went off. You know, it was one of the person in the gym with me and you know, because I go to my apartment gym, because you know when the duck is hitting right, you ain't got time to be spending no shit or no extra shit. So I was in the gym with another person. I got two phones, so then my phone went off, and then my my business phone went off, right, and then my watch went off and then they got TVs in there. So then you know, stephen and them, they had like warnings up on the top and and then some shows had just been taken off and it was strictly about the broadcast system and I was like, oh, that should work, that should work.
Speaker 1:So all the alien activity that we've been having forever, whenever they did side to really act a fool and to come with the beams and the lasers and the flash you know the flash type ships that's my sound effect for something that's moving really fast. That's what I do. You should see me when I do my moves as visualization. So I'm going side to side. Y'all can't see me. So yeah, I think about it. I'm side to side with it. So, but you know when they decide to do that, that's what they're going to hit when they get here. You know, in Captain Hillard from Independence Day he got to show up and help, but that's what they're going to push so we all can get alerted.
Speaker 1:Now I had did like a little looking, so they said so. Basically, I had this clicked and asked some shit about the broadcast. Just roll with a brother, I'm going to try to screw you up a little bit. And it just has, you know, done this before. Of course, this is the seventh time that they've done this. That's a nationwide test has happened, and before it was sent through radio and television broadcasts. So you would have somebody that was probably not black sit up there and tell you you know, hey, this is what's happening, it's just a test, fam, don't get under the desk.
Speaker 1:Remember as a kid when you was, when I was in Kansas City back home, when they do it like an earthquake, even though they listen, ain't no earthquakes back home, but they would have us do drills for earthquakes just in case and we had to get under the desk. Let me tell you what they used to do for tornadoes, man. So for tornadoes, check this out. They would have us all go into the hallway because tornadoes are a real thing back in the Midwest. Just in case anybody didn't know I'm not seeing y'all not smart, but I wanted to put you on. If you didn't know they would have us. They would do the siren in the school, and that's the siren, and it sounded like a cat.
Speaker 1:So then you, they would get us and it was lining us up and we go out in the hallway, into the hallway, and then they would just tell us to sit up against the wall and then just duck your head in your laps. I said oh, what about? The tornado is going to come and it's going to twirl everything and everything going to hit us and then we going to be hurt. They said get up against the wall. I said I've done that before because I'm black and black kids, so I know how to get up against the wall. That's what they want to do. They want to search you. But they said get up against the wall, back up against the wall and then slide down and then take it, take your head and tuck it into your lap and then cover your head. And as a kid I was like this is going to get me killed. This is the best you can do in a state where tornadoes are prone to happen. This is what we have as an option. It was the 90s. We was trying. I don't know if things have changed much. I hope so, because that was the option the hallway head duck anyway. But this is only the third nationwide test of the wireless emergency alerts. This is a third time. This is the third time when they've done it with wireless. So, like you know, we got in text and shit you know to the phone. The most recent test run of both systems took place in 2021.
Speaker 1:The first ever test of the emergency alert system occurred more than a decade ago, in 2011. Now, I was curious because the government is the government. I was one of them. They've ever done this by mistake before and there have been multiple high profile mistakes attributed to errors at the state level. I think they said the most famous one was like 2018. Miss Fire in Hawaii. I don't remember that one.
Speaker 1:I was, you know.
Speaker 1:I was in, you know, back in 2018.
Speaker 1:I was, you know.
Speaker 1:I was doing my thing.
Speaker 1:You know sounds. I was out there in my Cadillac. You know what I'm saying. I had to gangsta, you know I'm saying the grill was real clean, but you know it was the Hawaii one that set off a wave of panic across the state and that was a 2018, january 13, 2008, hawaii state emergency management worker and they pushed all. You accidentally pushed the wrong button. So this is a really a button.
Speaker 1:You ever think about things like. You ever think in, like, uh, think about nuclear bombs. You know what I'm saying and like I don't know why, because I think about technology, about it ain't no way. There's really still just a button. It may, even if you got the two key thing turn, and it's just a button. I like to think, because I had seen that.
Speaker 1:Did I talk about this last week? I'm not for sure, but I had seen that the president has a how can I put this? A nuclear bomb plane. Right, here's a nuclear bomb plane. Uh, I think it's like a $4 billion plane and this plane has everything. I guess. It can fly in the air for a week and they can also keep refueling it up in the air, so it can fly around a week.
Speaker 1:They said it's practically indestructible and they said if you ever see the plane flying in the air, you're dead. So basically it was like this If you look up and and you hear the sirens going off that we just got tested with today, and then you just happen to be the person that goes outside and sees that one plane that you ain't never seen before and it looks so pretty and shiny, and you say, oh, that's the president logo. No, that's the plane that's telling you that you did Cause whatever is happening and he's in the plane, the dude that trip up the stairs all the time, if he's in the plane and his family's in the plane and other people in there they be doing lines of coke and all that stuff they be talking about is in the plane. You're fried, you're done for, absolutely done for, which is kind of kind of wild. I didn't know about that plane until I read about it. I was thoroughly impressed. But anyway, they had one earlier this year in Florida. State emergency management official. Oh, I'm sorry, I can read this. This ain't what I usually do. The state emergency management officials issued an apology after Florian's Florida Florida is that's what it is. I still can read were awoken at four, 45 am by a test emergency alert sent to their phones. So they have fucked this up before. It's been a lot of accidents when it comes to it, but it was cool.
Speaker 1:It was cool to you know, to be a part of. Like. It's not many times that you get to be a part with everybody in the United States. At one time, covid connected the world. We was all doing the same shit, even if it was on a different time zone, we was doing the same shit. And then just for a brief 20 minutes I think the system did the sound and lasted long, but for that brief second the United States was one. It was, it was, we were one. You know I'm saying everybody looked. The person that was buying crack at the time stopped and said oh shit, it's the test. Hold on, let me finish this before I bought a crack. See, you get a little knowledge, you get a little a little strangeness. You get a little weirdness. You do me, but I don't know. I said it was cool, man, At that one moment. We're all getting the same things, kind of cool.
Speaker 1:I remember back in the day he did a whole thing where they tried to have the world touch hands. I think I went a bit apart of that. I'm not a really good people person like that, even though I know what my job is, but I think it was back in the 80s. So, like, nah, I'm watching TV, mtv is probably on. If I could afford it, if we could afford it as a family, I wouldn't listen. I wasn't functioning home. But see, this is what I'm talking about. I wasn't functioning properly in the 80s because I was born but I, you know, really functioning and knowing shit. That's why I grew up in the 90s. All right, but it happened in the 80s.
Speaker 1:I think they wanted everybody to go out there and hold hands. They tried to connect hands around the world, and that's some shit that we should have tried to do when it was COVID, but we couldn't, obviously. But that sound like what that idea was a whole on board, let's try to get the world to do some things, and we just bored net because that's stupid as fuck. But I would never participate in the hand holding world event. I would never have done that. Just letting y'all know that. So I'll finish up on something that I think is cool but not cool. You know what I'm saying. It's really really cool but not cool.
Speaker 1:You know, if you are in Kansas City Missouri, not Kansas don't do this, don't do this to me. Don't do this to me, all right. It's not Toto, it's Missouri Ozarks. Right, you remember the show? You remember how the gang said that was what I had to say about what they had to say. That was crazy, crazy, Paul.
Speaker 1:Anyway, if you are in Kansas City and you, lady, sir, our chiefs fan, you are being exposed to high levels of Taylor Swift. Now I do find myself saying that I'm a Swifty, I'm still a G, I'm still backhand you, but I find myself being a Swifty. Now, I don't know all the records, but I don't mind. Swifty, you know, I think that's what they call it. Swifties, let me just have it as coffee, real quick, I think that's what they're called, though, right, swifties, I guess I can look it up real quick. I'm see, let me see what Do they call Taylor Swift's fans? Let's see here. Swifties. See, nigga knows something.
Speaker 1:Now, like I was saying, if you're in Kansas City, I'm sorry, that's just stupid. Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're probably getting into worse. If you're a cheese fan in general, you're probably, and if you're an NFL fan, you're probably. But if you're in Kansas City, you're probably really, really, really tired Of seeing Taylor Swift. But. But there's got to be a little bit of what if I run into a depigli, wiggly? You know what I'm saying. Like a lot of people like, when it comes to the NFL, a lot of, a lot of these guys are not Dayton Big like Taylor Swift, you know saying this is an actress here, a model here, but nothing like Taylor Swift. So there is a little bit of I'm tired of seeing this woman on my TV screen and on every billboard I drive past there she is waving her hands. She's taken over in Kansas. I'm sure that's what they show on the news Any chance they get to say oh, they say oh, number 87 called a pass.
Speaker 1:They don't even call him Kelsey, no more, swift boyfriend called, called a pass. I said it's great, travis Kelsie. They's like nah, that's Swift boyfriend. You talking about him right there. That's 87. That's Swift boyfriend. He just called a pass for 17 yards from Patrick Mahomes. I said, yeah, that's Travis Kelly. He said, nah, that's Swift boyfriend. But fuck with me on this, you could be tired of it. But there's got to be a little bit of excitement. Like what if I run into her at the price chopper? You know what I'm saying. These are stores, back on grocery stores. What if I run into her to pay the weekly? That's kind of cool. You know what I'm saying. Because again it's like, let's see here, let me see if I could come up with us in there, let me see if I could come up with us in there.
Speaker 1:Jay Z, beyonce, become majority owners of the Cardinals, right? That's all we're going to say is, beyonce is a majority, not minority, because I'm a mind you know saying like you, little piece, you got a little corner of the team. That means you ain't really. You ain't really. You know what I'm saying. You just make it some bread. But if you majority, I can really make some calls, make some decisions around here. That means that they're more than likely going to be here a lot.
Speaker 1:And you have to ask yourself will I run into Beyonce at the fries? Is that possible? Could that really happen that I run in to be at the fries and she sees me. She's like, oh, hey, sugar. And I run up to her and I say, beyonce, you really at the fries? And she said, yeah, sugar, I'm really here. I say, dan, what you getting? She's all just some sugar. I say, can I have a hug? She said, yes, you can, and I hug Beyonce inside the fries and we just hold each other for 20 minutes. I tell her don't shop here. Go to Whole Foods, that's the better place to go. Don't don't be coming into this fries, especially the one on South Phoenix down the 24th Street. Don't go into that motherfucking small, compact, busy all the time. Don't go down there and then I would leave.
Speaker 1:But there's a little bit of excitement when you have that type of celebrity high profile. You may be a little bit more prone to be like yeah, it's cool, I heard that they're adding a swift tax. I would do it, fuck it. You know what I'm saying. You buy a ticket now at the chief's game and then you go down your receipt. You scroll down your receipt, you like OK, yeah, and you see swift tax. So what the fuck is this? Now? Who next? You know who the motherfuckers gonna play with? The fuck is the swift tax. I'm like what the fuck is the swift tax? I just got done hitting Nick for 500 dice game. I want to take my little son to the game. The fuck is the swift tax. He don't know that's Taylor Swift. There's a swift tax now Because now Every time the cheese play. It goes like this Kickoff the game is being played.
Speaker 1:Four minutes into the game Taylor Swift Chiefs get the ball on offense Mahomes to Taylor Swift's boyfriend. 17 yard pass Shot of Taylor Swift. The chief score Shot of Taylor Swift with number 87's. Mama More Taylor Swift Commercial Football Fumble by the chiefs. Shot of Taylor Swift. She said Because the chief just fumbled that's a boyfriend team. And now they take all them damn shots of her, they put on the NFL network, they put on ESPN and then you just looked up and the whole NFL is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1:We don't even know about Kelsey right now. Kelsey is a legendary football player. Don't even talk about that dude. He didn't became. He became the coach, like the black dude that that be with Chris Jenner. Hey brother, listen this between me and you Get your duckets. I know you was getting bread a little bit, a little bit of bread before you got there, but now you good and Anybody in your family that has kids is good and it just becomes generational. They good. So if you got to carry some purses or some bags, you got a smile on TV and nobody knows your name. That's okay, because I see you, I see the move you made, sir, and over here at Seasonable Clout, we're proud of you, black man. But, like I'm saying, nobody even knows that it's Travis Kelsey anymore, my boy, gustavo Montez. Gustavo, if you go, he's got his podcast. I just told you his name. Look it up, listen to it. He put into our fantasy basketball chat.
Speaker 1:There's a screenshot Of the Twitter for the NFL. Can't make this up, y'all. I can't make this up. The Twitter for the NFL, the banner at the top. When you put a picture up there Not your profile picture, but the banner behind it, you know you want to. If you are, you know, a sorority girl, you may post the banner Of your host, sorority girls, and then y'all throwing up or something like that. I don't know. I don't know you want to post something up there. It's all Taylor Swift, it's pictures of Taylor Swift. Bro, it's crazy because I know you and I don't be tripping. I told you I'm a swifty. You know, sam, we getting swifty in here. But I know there are some good, hard working men out there, some good wife beater, bud drinking men out there. They can't stand this shit. They already got a. They got a bubble wrap around the quarterback. Right, I already know what you're at. I'm going to do it for you. They already got a bubble wrap around the quarterback. You can't touch them Now as you guzzle down your poisonous bud to bud light to middle to middle light.
Speaker 1:You have to look up and see Taylor Swift In a game between fucking Chicago and Chicago. What fucking was it? Just played Chicago and somebody. It was both on three. It was Chicago and the Vikings. Was somebody just played? You got to look up through that trash game and you got to see Taylor Swift. Matter of fact, I take that back. If you was watching that game with them oh, three games and you saw Taylor Swift you're probably like, oh, that's not that bad, because this game, this game is yucky. It's two, oh and three teams is probably a yucky thing to watch.
Speaker 1:But just think about it. You know I'm saying the rivalry. You see Oakland, you see, I'm sorry, see the Las Vegas Raiders and you see the Chiefs and they plan. It's a grimy game Because the rivals, they hate each other. We're not. We don't like each other, I don't like you. Mariam, that's my home girl. She's in my fantasy basketball chat, but we don't like each other when we play. She's a Raiders fan, I am a cheese fan. Hello, patrick. Right, they don't like each other. Can you imagine the grimyness of it being covered by Taylor Swift 60% of the game? And I'm like what the fuck? I mean what the fuck? You just look up and that's what happened. And I know that's good for the sport of football. I mean, let's think about it.
Speaker 1:Basketball Court side is a popular thing. You know what I'm saying. At one point they had a basketball team in Vancouver and people bought tickets for court side. I've never been to Vancouver, but you know what I'm saying. Do you know what I'm saying? Toronto Straight He'd have made it cool. There's Ronto. You could buy courtside tickets there as Ronto. But at one point it was a team of Vancouver Grizzlies and people used to buy courtside tickets there. That kind of tells you something. The NBA is filled with stars on the sideline. It doesn't matter where. Where your team plays, there's going to be some type of heavyweight over there Tycoon, big Rich, motherfuckers and celebrities. It's going to be one or two. Don't let it be a very popular team. There's going to be a lot. It's like what Prime is doing for Colorado Got celebrities pulling up left and right.
Speaker 1:Messi did for Miami when Messi came over here, that guy. He came over kicking that ball over the place. Celebrities filling up the place. Football. They give you a shot here and there. I'm not saying it's not celebrities there, but it ain't. They don't go on like it's not. You don't get a lot of attention when it's like they give him a shot. There it is. But basketball riddled with them. They show them. They show him before the break, they show him after the break, half time. You see him. Cameras, it's just a lot of visuals. It's courtside, so you get seen a lot more football. You got, you know, you got the box. Everybody's up tops in the box. You know I'm saying and you look up, taylor Swift is like, really, Open that up and I can see why they're taking advantage of it.
Speaker 1:I'm not a big hater when it comes to people saying, hey, here's an opportunity to market, we're going to take advantage of Kelsey supposedly finding love, and I'm not. It's happy, he's happy, he's happy. You know what I'm saying. But we're going to take advantage of this opportunity. To take advantage of this opportunity, to take advantage of this opportunity. That's what a business does and I know that people are upset about it. But for me personally, for the personal, it doesn't really. It doesn't really doesn't really bother me. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I do wonder, I do wonder If she knows the sport. I do wonder. I'm like you know Travis, you know he didn't have like the best game against the Jets. I wonder if she can, she can come to him. So I mean, you suppose when you run that fly route you should give a little hezzy and then pop, go, or does she? You know, come down there. You know kind of. You know. Just, I don't want to y'all know what I'm saying Like she just come down there and, yeah, you had a great get he's. You know, he is his faces. This is not a face of a motherfucker who had a good game, but yay, you had a good game. You know what I'm saying. That's cold If Swift come down and then she see him say it's going to be good, you're going to fuck him up the next game. That's some cold shit to say he probably didn't expect she had that. She come down, he come down, just game. Game wasn't that good for him. They still won.
Speaker 1:Patrick Mahones was throwing Steph Curry floaters, floaters. I don't know what that was about. I don't know why Patty was doing that. I was blown away, just like everybody else, because Pat's my guy, but he was shooting jump shots while he was throwing the ball like a quarterback. I don't know, I don't know what that was about. But yeah, kelsey didn't have the best game, but he comes into, you know, to the hall and they get through the locker and they're doing the thing and they talk and then they leave and maybe he got to do some press after the game and then he lead that and she there, she's like don't even trip 87. Trip 87.
Speaker 1:Next week we put in foot on a next he brought. Oh shit, it's country singer. Motherfuckers, thanks to this, pop stars Thanks to you. Know how that probably make him feel. Because I, because, listen, football is a brutal sport. They said. Small car crash collisions happen in all over the field, right? So you, you have a tough game. You probably want a little love, but you don't want, you don't want. Kelly Kapowski, saved by the bell cheerleader energy, yay, you can do it, you're going to do it next week, but just imagine the pussy motherfuckers going to get it next week. Oh, my God, I'd love you, I'd love you, but I do wonder if she knows the game and I think it's great. I think it's great for football to be honest with you, they need that. They need that, I need you know. Yeah, football needs that. It's cool. We got to let it ride.
Speaker 1:Um, I've been talking 51 minutes. I got something I want to talk about that time, besides Patrick Mahoney throwing fucking floaters on motherfucking night, I don't know what the fuck that motherfucker was doing against the jets who? That's my guy, right, stephie's my guy. Steph Curry's my guy. Patty's my guy. I get it. Both of them lines getting no judgment. But listen, patty was throwing them floaters. I don't know what the fuck was going on. He was doing things.
Speaker 1:You know, everybody have an off night. You know what I'm saying. Everybody have an off night. I have an off night, you know. You know, if I don't play the right type of love, making music like Kenny G, Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do If I don't play that right at the right type of volume, I won't be able to do what I need to do in the bedroom. Y'all understand what I'm saying. So you can have off games and you just got to rebound. Do the things that you do to get back to doing what you do, and that's a life lesson for everything. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:You have a bad day. You try to find the things that you do enjoy to pull yourself out of that bad mood. Sometimes I just let myself go through it. If I'm in a bad mood, let the day roll through. That was just a bad day. I wake up, hit him with the reset and try to do the things that I want to do that day. That's going to bring a smile to old Shade's face. Now I am out.
Speaker 1:I want to say thank you for listening to Seasonable Clout. If you get some time, go back, check out some of those previous episodes. Subscribe rate, share All right, subscribe rate and share. You can find me on Twitter, oh sorry. You can find me on X. That is Shade. You can find me on the IG at fadshade. I'm on Facebook, whatever. And then I'm on threads. But you know, you know threads had it. I think they got it. You might still have a shot, but you know how it was. Threads was new, it was popping. Now you know, you see what's going on, but I'm daddy of shade. Y'all have a good day, good night, good tomorrow Good. Tomorrow night. Peace man. You are in a court of law. There are a lot of people in here. We can't hear you. You're on it. You're going to have to make them speak up. What does GTD stand for? You're going to have to make them speak up.