Noadvisory Podcast
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Noadvisory Podcast
Untold Stories: Tips, Celebrity Glitz, and Soul-Searching Reflections
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Got a bone to pick with your DoorDash driver? Get ready to have your perspective changed. We're kicking things off by dissecting a recent study which reveals the shocking truth - orders without tips actually take longer to deliver. Join us as we navigate the choppy waters of tipping culture amidst the sea of costly fees charged by delivery platforms. We're going to blow your mind with the real deal behind DoorDash's latest policy aimed at ensuring drivers receive 100% of their tips.
Buckle up! Because we're also taking a fascinating detour through the glitz and glamour of celebrity life. We put the spotlight on Kim Kardashian's successful business ventures and unearth the secret behind the launch of Skims' men's collection. We also throw in our two cents on the recent NBA trade that saw James Harden and PJ Tucker head to the Clippers. In the same breath, we're raising a toast to black girl magic and the wonders of earthly CBD drugs. Be prepared for a sobering detour as we delve into the inspiring story of Howard University's first Black figure skating team.
And now for the grand finale! We're peeling back the layers on more intimate topics. What tickles our fancy, both in and out of the bedroom? How does verbal communication shape our relationships? Where do we draw the line when it comes to aggression? And here's the kicker - why do we often lie to ourselves and how can facing the truth transform our lives? It's a wild ride filled with introspection, laughter, and a fair dose of reality checks. So, press play and let's get this party started!
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DoorDash Study on Delivery Times
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Speaker 1Believe that long. So the first hot topic Is jumping right now. So the first hot topic I had to make this first because this low-key is not really surprising to me, but I guess so most people is surprising Door dash just recently released a Statement in door dash after doing a survey or study using limited markets where they found out that people who order on door dash and don't tip have a significantly longer delivery times than people that do tip, wonder my shit be taken so long.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought so too, but apparently that that put the world in in arms, like I don't know, but I mean why is that so surprising? You don't, it's literally a luxury service base industry.
Speaker 3Yeah, why is that so surprising?
Speaker 1You're right, yeah no, in the last few years the conversation of tipping has gotten really like it's out of control.
Speaker 3Why?
Speaker 1upset about tipping people, but it's like you either tipping, you don't like but hold on though Terrence on the other end of that.
Speaker 3Why am I tipping you? If I walk into your establishment, walk up to the counter, place my order and they in the back make the fool. Why am I?
Speaker 1Because there's tip, there's tip prompts for those types of there's tip prompts for damn there, everything nowadays, the only time I took, for that is if I'm a regular at a spot, like I'm a regular, then I took, you know, but I mean like you know what.
Speaker 3The door with the door. That's thing, though I kind of think it should be like you laughing at somebody cook?
Speaker 2Yeah, no that that tipping, yes, crazy. I mean, how much do y'all you need tip, like I usually tip, I'll to the three dollars for my door dashers, is that?
Speaker 1usually yet Well, depending if it's like large in like $20, but if it's like $20 and under, I probably do like three, four dollars. I mean.
Speaker 2But if you look at it and I always gotta know play both sides If you look at like the delivery fee for door dash went up right, right. So it's like in that in between money, because the drivers get Money from the gas mileage and they still get money.
Speaker 3I don't know what money.
Speaker 1Because door gas just recently went from before. Basically, even if you tip your driver door, that still got a portion of those tips. Right so, essentially, even if I tip you 50 cent door, dash is taking 25%, yeah, so. They just switched. They hold payment schedule up to where now Door dash like drivers get a hundred percent of the tips to help offset the cost of gas going.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 1Mean you get money.
Speaker 2Because it's quick, easy money don't get no money from gas and you don't you're still.
Speaker 1The orders in the tip so you get money yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, you said a key thing and I'm about. They get money from the order right, so that's why I could be, and that's why I was back to my point when it went up. They know that they're getting money off the order as well. So people's like, well, I'm, they're already getting money from the order while I'm tipping them again. But see, I think I'm people looking at it like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, a lot of misconception is people don't know how door dash works. So, yeah, they get me out of the order. But the fees that door dash are taking it's like you not getting money at all, so you rely on tips and some people do tip. I know for me, like I like to tip in cash, I don't tip on the app because I'll give you more in cash because they don't they keep all the cash, they don't keep all the tips they get on there.
Speaker 2I mean my think so is like how are they making? I mean, how is these drivers making money if all these tabulations is taking that money? How was they like how they getting money?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 2I can get no money for gas and it and it's taking out money.
Speaker 1My tips I'm not sure how door dash works, but I used to do postmates like a while ago. And the way there's work like you basically was like a 1099 employee.
Speaker 2Okay, self-employed contractor oh, which is good, yeah, so.
Speaker 1Which is another thing. Door dash, just basically Door does door. That just did that. Yeah, because before they had him as wage plus workers so that means essentially they was paying him $2 and Plus you know, like depending on what state you Exactly, but in North Carolina you can do that if you are a tip server.
Speaker 1Because and I'm gonna tell you why Because what happens is and I learned this is a server if your base is $2 and 13 cent and you work for 10 hours a day, that's $20. If you make more than $20 cash in your tips, it's gonna cancel out that $2 that you would have made. Yeah, if you don't, then your, then your wage converts from 2 13. Like say you go hold in, you don't make no tips, right this what I should. I always claim no tips, right Whatever? Like, if I work a certain amount of hours, if my tips don't exceed what I would have made, like at 2 13, they will convert you over to minimum wage. Yeah, so say, for example, like if I work 10 hours and I didn't make no fucking tips, or I lied and said I didn't make no tips, instead of me getting paid $2 and 13, say I'm now gonna get paid $7 and 25 cent an hour yeah.
Speaker 1That's the loophole.
Speaker 2And they fuck you door. Dash the fuck yeah.
Speaker 3Okay, really, fuck all of it. Fuck that door dash. They do be bringing my shit, though, so I can't say we're.
Speaker 2I can't.
Speaker 1My office manager uses door dash a lot so she got a company door dash pass. Oh yeah, like that is charged to the credit card, yeah, we want to do it like we just cash out your order and use the dash pass and we don't pay to feed. I used to work for the hospital, so during the pandemic that's maybe and they gave you discount on the dash pass. So you got free delivery, 50% of your.
Speaker 2Okay, still fuck you door, dash I mean.
Speaker 1System. But hey, you know how you live up next miss. Tina knows y'all. Feel some tea on B. Oh, and the beehive don't be mad, cuz I ain't saying mama knows, said it what she says. So mama knows just recently did an interview on Sherry live or Sherry live. You know a Sherry Shepherd show her talk show and Sherry Shepherd asked her what's the one thing people would be surprised to know about Beyonce or like I think the question was actually like, when Beyonce goes backstage, like what does she do? Or something like that.
Speaker 1Well, mama knows, you know how mama's are always trying to embarrass you. She said well, to be honest, beyonce is very mean oh, not my good sis to the point where people have cried. And she said in the heat of the moment Beyonce doesn't see anything wrong with it, but after everything comes down, she always feels really remorseful and mama knows said there have been a few times.
Speaker 1Well, she has said. Everybody down and cried in front of him say I am so sorry, I was not ready to talk to y'all like that, but her mom was, like you know, in the heat of the moment. You trying to get this perfect show every single time you want to Tom like that's a lot of stress, that's a lot of pressure. She understand it, but the people Actually Because people was like mama knows, shut up.
Speaker 1No, they was like, uh, you might say after NDA, it's because what you know more than what anybody has ever in a life, don't surprise me scope of A show and.
Speaker 2Maddox, that goes on with it from dance and light stuff. It's a lot. So you know, for somebody like that of her stature that gotta get this shit right.
Speaker 3However, though, however, though, however, though, however, though. Oh, it's a lot of stress on her, but don't, let's not make it seem like she's handling all of that shit.
Speaker 2Oh, there is a team of?
Speaker 1yes, true, People behind her. She really got to worry about it's performing and make sure that part is right.
Speaker 3Absolutely so let's not act like all the not not, I'm all I'm gonna say is it's not surprising? Is there anything? Is there anything necessarily wrong with that?
Speaker 1No, but it's not surprising at all.
Speaker 3But let's not act like all the stress of the show is on her, because that's not the case, but I have to disagree with you because I feel like it is as a performer.
Speaker 1The audience doesn't care about who is taking care of. What all they care about is these lights didn't work when Beyonce did. That's the fact and, as the artist, people are your base, like people are who make you know that is a fact, you.
Speaker 3So it's the point that I'm making is what the point that I'm making is. She's not running around backstage talking about what lights Is working and what lights is not working. She's not doing. She's not doing all that. Whether they work or not, at the end of the day, yes, it's gonna unfortunately fall on her, but she knows that that is falls on the light people. Right, so she's not the one that's behind the stage making sure the lights is working. Make sure the cameras is working, making sure the fucking firework is working right.
Speaker 3I mean, everybody has a job and everybody do their job accordingly and her job is to perform, and that's the only thing I'm performing, and you like guy can get my shit right, fuck you, you fire yeah because that the man who had the fan this he fired.
Speaker 1I know y'all fire. Okay, then turn that fan on. And she said fan like four times oh yeah, he fired.
Speaker 3Never get a job again Ever and another thing I like from that nigga can't even turn on the fan at home.
Speaker 2Shit.
Speaker 1I would buy him every time.
Speaker 2You, stupid bitch, every time see you supposed to console the man.
Speaker 3You gonna put your man down for Beyonce. That's insane.
Speaker 2Fuck this nigga.
Speaker 3You fucked up Beyonce's concert divorce, nigga.
Speaker 1Mama knows y'all know Beyonce song I'm a bitch in the morning. Mama knows that she frequently sings this to Beyonce and a bitch in the afternoon to Inside joke. Speaking of mama's Kim Kardashian, I know she get the most hate.
Speaker 2Speaking of how you see it, right there on the floor, right skims. I'm talking about that and I am I want to a bag, I think people.
Speaker 1She has a negative image around her for her start but, business wise, she's always made great business decisions.
Speaker 2Yeah, I would, the whole family and.
Speaker 1She's a great parent, less we can't take that away from her.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1From the outside, just on the cover of a magazine.
Speaker 2Yes, it was like trash magazine.
Speaker 1Like I did magazine and she did an interview.
Speaker 2in the interview she said when she grows up, she wants to run skimmed.
Speaker 3Easy, like her parents so so they're doing something right.
Speaker 1I will say I don't like Kim Kardashian as a person but like her business mind in the parenting that I see it doesn't I respected. Like the business is, I ain't a lot. She made a conglomerate offer a name her entire family.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got your entire family money everybody even a step brothers. You got everybody even the step brothers. My thing is, how much is Ray J game paid? Ray J better begin. So he must wake up in the morning, but ass naked, no box.
Speaker 1He ain't got as much money as people think he got, he would not be doing them show. He didn't hold on, though, but he got to be getting some I'm popular opinion.
Speaker 3He is also a fucking business mogul. He is also a goat. Ray J also has made very smart business. Let me tell you why that was jeans because it was so unexpected and it was so like okay.
Speaker 1These people are. These people are niggas. Are buying a fuck out of.
Speaker 3I know you all niggas don't listen to podcast for real. Every podcast that I listen to damn near promote to Raycon, every fucking one the true crime podcast. To the motherfucking comedy podcast.
Speaker 2I'm on Raycon. Well, fuck you, raycon. We don't want your fucking money. That's goodie bike.
Speaker 3That's goodie bike, I will take off.
Speaker 1As a consumer of a Ray J product that I Thoroughly stand behind. Those fucking Bluetooth headphones are the raycon I had. Airpods and I had Raycons, I, you, I, literally.
Speaker 3First of all, they are noise that's what I'm trying to tell you. To dig is in the middle raycon.
Speaker 1Battery life is amazing. They're so small.
Speaker 3I'm going to give you some tomorrow.
Speaker 1They're not big and bulky. You can run in, you could walk in, you could do anything in a day, literally.
Speaker 2See, you're like just gonna take that bag, raycars.
Speaker 3You fucking up our bag, nigga, I'm recording you fucking up up. No, you said that. Shit too, terry, you fucking up our bag.
Speaker 1Ceo. Okay, well, let me get through my hot topic. We're going on a long time. So Kim K just recently signed a multi yearly deal with the NBA. So no listen. So skims, on October 26, just recently launched their men's collection. Okay, right. So this is a great partnership, because now she is not only doing the NBA, she's doing the WNBA and the USA Yep.
Speaker 2Kim K. Applause for that fucking shit with a round of applause. Oh, this is good, all this for me. Fuck my Ray J. Ain't that some shit, rayj?
Speaker 1Ray J got a billion in dick.
Speaker 3Hey, yo pulse.
Speaker 1Whoa. Okay, we're gonna move on on that note Really quickly. Y'all know I'm not really into the sports thing, but I just had to announce this James Harden and PJ Tucker got traded to the Clippers shit yeah.
Speaker 2In the trade, so they traded.
Speaker 1Let me tell y'all who they traded James Harden, nicholas Baton, marcus, marcus Morris, robert Covenson, kj Martin and three draft picks.
Speaker 2Oh, kj mark, kj, son, I traded. I mean, listen, man, I'm an NBA fan. Um, that was a fucking dumbass trade. Who's that? Oh, oh, that's no more drugs for me, but, um, yeah, I'm an NBA fan and that was a dumbass, I'm a straight, it's drugs.
Speaker 1Um any drugs, Not drugs no it's the earthly drugs, cbd.
Speaker 2Yeah, see us earthly CBD drug.
Howard University's First Skating Team
Speaker 1Um, and it's my last one, I had to end on black girl magic, because I just think yes. Howard University has the first Black figure skating team.
Speaker 2And how long has this been?
Speaker 1and this is only the first black figure skating team and so right now there's only two girls, and I read the story on how this came about so technically. They started this process in the spring of this last Academic year, so in January. All right Um they had to go through the school to get registered through, like NCAA and everything like.
Speaker 2There's only two of me.
Speaker 1It's only two of them, so one girl actually was a figure skater her entire life until she got to college because Howard didn't have a figure skating team, but that's what she really wanted to go. Another girl was actually on like Like a junior US open team or something like that and was going to Howard and she's like one girl is Political science major and one girl is like like I don't know psychology major, something like that.
Speaker 2But they both juniors and.
Speaker 1The one girl who used to figure skate up until college like just kept researching like if there was any colleges with a figure skating team and she couldn't. She found some but they were like out in like.
Speaker 2Figure skating is period. Yeah, okay, okay, so for them.
Speaker 1They are the first black figure skating team and the first figure skating team of any HBC. I mean talk about it oh you know I can go on our day about the greatness of HBC. You shout out to the illustrious no, come on, century University, happy home, oh, come on, it's so much time. Figure skating, figure skating and HBC, you, figure skating team, and I have a hard enough time rolling the girl that was on like the junior Olympic team.
Speaker 1Um a figure. The figure skating Magazine of the United States wrote an article on her and the girl who was have been researching figure skating teams just so happened to come across and I was like Howard student, oh, I go to Howard. So she sent her email through their student portal. And that's how they love that for them. Oh, so they even know each other.
Speaker 3What would you do? What would you do?
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm gonna ratchet people say that you're not ratchet. We classy of you.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, that's right, we say, we say the girlies the.
Speaker 1They were sisters man. They were sisters black.
Speaker 2Black sisters, I'm sorry I didn't call you bitches, I would just third party.
Speaker 3Cuz I don't know your names individually.
Speaker 1Wow that it.
Speaker 3Yeah okay, what would you do, see you?
Speaker 2Trap, see it in birthdays. Okay, what would you do? So, as y'all know, disclaimer what would you do's are either from my personal experience or they are from an experience that somebody had told me. So this one is experience that I experience. So, lady, this is one for the ladies. So what'd you do? Ladies, we gonna start. I always like to put a story behind it, right. So, say you just wake up, brush your teeth might be ass, take a shower, shit like that. Putting a nice clad Outfit like, yeah, girl, you gonna go. Huh, well, say, fucking, you got nice, plaid out for the on. Fuck it. I said they said it. I like plait out for the whole. Call your girl, yeah, I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2You know. So you know me, with the girl, the girls and shit like that, like yo, girl, let's go. We gotta go get some, um, some water, some ship in the corner store. No, so they go to corner store and there's a whole bunch of niggas on the corner. You know how that shit going? Well, probably I don't, but no, brooklyn, new York and the corners in that time it was like 30 niggas on the corner doing nothing, niggas with a shirt off. Since shit, just on the corner doing nothing, that's what you should do make sense.
Speaker 2So you know on the corner shit chilling, you know they go by, you know the girls are like yeah, of course Women or see a whole bunch of niggas.
Speaker 2They day sentences up, all these things about the hollow, about it lose some, whatever case. Maybe it's like Hi girl Store. So they go to store see a big ball of gas, nigga diesel, nigga, like nigga diesel. You know you can do with them. He brawling, talking mad loud and shit right, he tried to holler at you like yo, what up, ma Do, do, do, do, no, no, you know how the girls usually clutch the other friend like come on, girls, they did clutch other friend going there, come out, you, come out the store. It's then got a bag of rice.
Speaker 2Hello Bag of rice, your woman and he like yo. What's up, ma? And then they're not hollering. The nigga takes the rice and just throw it at you and say eat pigeon, eat, Ladies. Oh, what would you do, broly gas nigga? Oh, throw some rice at you and say eat, pigeon, eat, because you're in highland. What would you do, ladies?
Speaker 1Oh my god, right, Right, oh. So a problem gas nigga decides to throw rice.
Speaker 3Whole bag of rice. A whole bag, not rice like at a wedding.
Speaker 1Rice come from is the first one a kernel of rice is crazy. I'll eat those. A whole bag of ice to me. What would I do?
Speaker 2I'll how tall is this? He a big ball of nigga. He bout.
Speaker 3Six feet. Have you seen the dancing gorilla nigga?
Speaker 1That's the brawling, that's who we talking about you gotta kick him in a nest and run for your life. Baby, I don't know, just think up.
Speaker 2Matter of fact, what's the name that got the scar on his lip? He'd be dancing and shit. No, no, not having fucked up to me the other guy that, terry Cruz. Think of a Terry Cruz site.
Speaker 3Okay, same shit.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, I don't think a goofy, the other nigga goofy, they both goofy as fuck. No, but I don't think it's goofy, or he just he's fucked up, his body is fucked up.
Speaker 1Watching more juice His body. Oh, you're pissing me off. I would. I would have to jump this nigga. Cuz why you throw rice at me and you might beat me up or you might be my ass, but I'm gonna go down, fire you niggas a Y oh, oh, oh, my god, just imagine that shit. Why would you throw rice at me, like that is some wow, did not acknowledge and give you a number now, that's just big, fucking six foot brawling ass nigga.
Speaker 2What would you do? Trap oh.
Speaker 1I told you I'm gonna kick him in the nests and run. We're gonna take him at least 35 seconds to regain consciousness, because if me kick him in the balls it's gonna be like knocking the wind yeah, or by 35.
Speaker 2Now you know right, you know how people tell stories and people would say I Did that until they actually in the situation. This is a six foot Brawling ass nigga, mad, aggressive. I'm gonna have to be that nigga I was talking about and throw some rice at your ass.
Speaker 1You throw some rice at me, I'm gonna have to beat your ass because nigga why okay, I don't even yeah, okay. I've been quiet for a second because you're not Okay.
Speaker 3Let me let y'all, let me let y'all hear something. Y'all niggas, is so focused on the rice. This nigga said eat pigeon, eat. Why the fuck are we so focused on the rice when he called you a fucking pigeon? That's what the fuck we need to be focused on.
Speaker 1I do have a question. You know I'm on, I'm alive. Shout out to the IG. One of my followers say is the rice hot?
Speaker 3No, it's a bag.
Speaker 1The rice is cooked and thrown at me. I'm really beating your ass.
Speaker 3Not cooked rice, no somebody.
Speaker 2So in that instance, right there was the girls that did it my juice to be on the block all day. He used to throw rice at chicks.
Speaker 3Okay, what was it about the rice, though? Huh.
Speaker 2Cuz he just thought he's like like you know how pigeons and they eat other floors. So the bag of rice busted no, he have a bag of rice and if a bitch don't, well sorry. And if a woman don't holler at them, he would take back. He would scoop the rice and it's a little bit at him. Oh, so is that a whole bag of rice? No, he has a whole bag of rice. Why the fuck is this nigga walking around?
Speaker 1with a whole bag of rice.
Speaker 2Yo, let me tell you what he should do. Right, we should be on the block, right?
Speaker 3Let me tell you this nigga, I used to go in the corner store he used to buy a bag of rice a day, like every day.
Speaker 2We used to be on the corner from morning to night and he's Now, let me pull, let me pull my let me pull one of my parents moves.
Speaker 3Do you know how many people would appreciate that fucking right? They would.
Speaker 2Used to love that they see waiting for him to throw rice the girls. The pigeons the girls like. Then the girls gonna say, no, we should watch the pigeons, the pigeons to walk by the girl. The girl gonna say, no, the pigeon, they walk the girl. I think a lot of girls gave this nigga.
Speaker 3Then I'm gonna, because they were scared, so you saying so, essentially you call them, the girls Pigeons too, cuz you saying they got telepathy and they could talk to each other. That's what you saying.
Speaker 2That's essentially what you said. I'm pigeons, with some small. That's pigeons in Brooklyn, new York.
Speaker 1On the corner man Shout out to all y'all animals up there's different y'all rats, y'all pigeons, mm-hmm, y'all roaches after the fucking pigeons.
Speaker 3No, that's not shout out to the pigeons actually.
Speaker 2But that was my. What would you do? So again, somebody, big brawler nigga, throw up a good rice at you because not good Adam, not right.
Speaker 3He needs to be admitted rice. He needs to be admitted into a facility yo, yo, it's some.
Speaker 2He needs rehabilitation. I got some stories B, but that was my. What you do Wow.
Speaker 1The right the rice.
Speaker 3All right, listen.
Speaker 1And it's time with cocktails, with my bartender here. He gonna shake this cocktail for real. It's cocktails with tea. Y'all know, every week I have a different cocktail for you and a cocktail, oh.
Speaker 3So this week to that double on time.
Speaker 1Every week, this cocktail is sponsored by Intoxic Conte. Shout out to orange shout out to that. Or an over there, a bargherita or no, I just stopped by there.
Speaker 3I'm not sure though.
Speaker 2To kill everything At the few of them shots.
Speaker 1So listen, bargherita. On Sundays my homeboy cam shout out to archie studios. They throw an open bar on Sunday for football, sunday's two hours, $40, all to killa, so $40.
Speaker 3I will have alcohol poisoning by the morning time.
Speaker 2Fucking Jim.
Speaker 1As of right now, my boy, cam archie, shout out to my brother my brother, you, we've been, we've been rocking and rolling. Remember I told you about the open mics we used to do? Oh, the work and fucking united together. Yes, so on Sundays he's been throwing an open bar segment for football on Sundays. Oh two hours $40 straight. Cost amigos tear a monocle cams.
Speaker 2I'm coming to pull up on you, son one.
Speaker 1So I'm coming for me Sunday.
Speaker 3I'm gonna be drunk as fuck son.
Speaker 1What no vagie podcast. This week's drink is tropical temptation and I have it here. Oh, shout out to me. You know, I've, you know, I got my friend some nice glasses cuz.
Speaker 3I did get us.
Speaker 1Cuz we're not a doting today.
Speaker 3I think we actually are. I don't think we're doting, but but you post open issue, that's a fancy as bottle yeah.
Speaker 1So if you could do it while you ain't you know what alright, tropical temptation listen, this is the ingredients is two ounces of Captain Morgan spice rum, half an ounce of lime juice, okay, half an ounce of simple syrup, all right, half an ounce of passion fruit juice, and then you add five to six dashes of bitters and you garnish with a cherry in line, which I have here. So Mahumbles gonna start his poor, you know.
Speaker 1And then CEO is gonna start his poor and it's, it is gonna finish this off. And then why we're topping our glasses here, pause.
Speaker 3Hey yo.
Sexual and Non-Sexual Turn Ons
Speaker 1You can't taste a little bit as we're topping off. This goes with our topic for today, which is temptation. What turns you on sexually and non sexually? Everybody has a difference on our rights, like mine, you know my non sexual turn.
Speaker 3I can't answer. This is cooking.
Speaker 1I like seeing a man cook this delicious. I don't know why I like seeing a man cook, but I like it. I like the way you whipping it up.
Speaker 2You know, it's a rarity.
Speaker 1Listen the way your arms like flexing a little bit while you're cooking. I'm in the kitchen like this, just like, but sexually a turn on would be your voice. You got a nice voice. Some people say I got an R&B voice. I'd be talking cuz I can talk to pants off somebody for.
Speaker 2Yo what.
Speaker 1I can, I can't. I just want to say that out loud, but I can't, so what's your?
Speaker 2She could talk up hands off with some what's your sexual turn on?
Speaker 1Okay, sexually, non sexually. So women, sexually, probably. I don't know if I'm gonna answer this.
Speaker 2Oh my god, this is good, this is delicious. Right, Shut up and talk some content he's watching the live.
Speaker 1A orange, hey, it's five, your I'm expensive okay, non sexually, non sexually for me Would probably be like a stimulating conversation.
Speaker 2I can see that somebody like you, intelligent, um sexually.
Speaker 1What can I say? That's not saying too much.
Speaker 3Snicker.
Speaker 1I hear a giggle couples quarrels coming. I Sexual turn on Maybe like a touch, or I ain't gonna lie for plays, the best play, I'm just gonna copy right there See like I don't want to say it, and then I don't want people to judge me.
Speaker 2No, I say it no, just no. Advisory podcast.
Speaker 1You like to be like near death space? Oh. Your death is crazy, that is wild. But I agree with the choking. Near death is.
Speaker 2Bro, what is abuse? Do not do that, niggas. You're gonna go to jail but you know it's crazy.
Speaker 1I feel like I can understand. You mean, it's like when you Let it get like to like.
Speaker 2Like clearly.
Speaker 1I know my stopping it's like that feeling when you're about to be like you better tap him I know yeah. I see you. What's your turn on sexually?
Speaker 2and my not sexy turn on the credit score. I ain't on front Credit school.
Speaker 3I.
Speaker 2Just steps into the realm of being a salesperson in cars and these.
Speaker 3You said it first cuz I was about to make a joke, but now that you told people I'm gonna start selling cars now. He care about credit is good.
Speaker 2I'm my credit is 700. I took a hit, but it's like seven. I checked it like People Some credit scores trying to buy a $40,000 car with no money, down houseways. No way you could do that. You might. But you get the fuck out of here, kick rocks and go to the dealership and give me $50 for hootie, hootie. But I'm like yo if you got a good credit score as a woman. Oh my god, I love you, I fucking love you.
Speaker 1What's your sexual turn on?
Speaker 2my sexual turn on if a fucking chick do my ears.
Speaker 3Wait, what you mean by do your ear like look my ears and shit.
Speaker 1I Non-sexual turn on, your sexual turn on so Quick question.
Speaker 3No, no, no no, can I plead the fifth?
Speaker 2Choke-holing shit. That's some crazy shit. Track my non-sexual turn on.
Speaker 3Honestly, I Think it's like Working. That's okay. That's not what I'm talking about. That is cool too, but that's not what I'm talking about me and a woman working in the bedroom. No, nigga, that's. That would be sexual. I'm talking about non-sexual. Okay, like so, explain you know what? I guess it would be that because, like all right, francis, if my woman were from home? Right, I'm at home, she's sitting on down her little laptop. She got her little. Or her little iPad and shit.
Speaker 3She can have on a whole sweat suit nigga okay, but just seeing her in her element. Oh you know, doing what she gotta do, being focused, you know okay. Ignore my stupid ass, cuz she got shit to get done Right. We are never all right, I can't believe it, but let me finish this first shout out to the contact thing a lot of shit.
Speaker 1You did not garnish me neither. Oh my god, I mean I'm here in Chinese fucking chairs. Up the chairs even good. No, it's just.
Speaker 3The same thing tears did anyway, okay a sexual turn on for me will be For me this is gonna be a little, I Think, unpopular opinion. Oh.
Speaker 2Shit, don't say no, petty.
Speaker 3I like a verbal woman.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I will talk shit to you.
Speaker 2Yeah, I like a verbal.
Speaker 3I like a verbal woman.
Speaker 2So you gotta say give me that shit, kick that shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, fucking ice-tee cube or easy.
Speaker 1Crazy. That's what they be saying about. I just a box, I fucking dig up in boxing.
Speaker 2Now, I think that aggressive talk is crazy.
Speaker 1It's only I'm not talking about aggressive talk.
Speaker 2He didn't talk about aggressive. I'm just saying that aggressive talk is crazy. Yeah, make a nigga want to pound your ass out more.
Speaker 1So I mean aggressive.
Speaker 1Had a wild life and this is this varies by person by person, right, but aggressive works in certain situations, like for me. I am not enough. I don't want you to be aggressive like immediately when is that time? I'm lovey-dovey now. If I'm on this and talk to contact tropical temptation and it's no value punch, then yeah, you be aggressive. Like you know, took me to the last and just shake me. Yeah, just like that what? But you said aggressive, so shake me, so I get the verbal. But I feel like you were talking about a different kind of verbal, though. You were talking about like soft.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, okay, okay, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean like you, such a fine man, are you doing so well?
Speaker 2This is HBG right here oh.
Speaker 3Fuck, you see.
Speaker 2Listen I.
Speaker 1Was off. Y'all what the fuck she was saying. Listen, man. This is another segment Shout out to a toxic content for this dream, because Fucking fire To a toxic content my god, y'all it's gone every week at Bargarita, like we're a, we pull it up Sunday. Yeah, I said they open bar. I'm gonna come up, cuz I'm pretty sure he's doing that.
Speaker 3We are in there.
Speaker 2How about we got?
Speaker 3yeah, so listen, welcome to holla humble y'all. I Told y'all earlier in the episode my new nickname is Humble Ali. Thank you, listen, listen, listen. This week on holla at humble man, I had a few different people tap in with me, so we're gonna talk about it, all right. First person Ask me some bullshit, but I'm gonna answer. Since you want to play this game, nigga, let's play this game. Oh shit, my homeboy, dion, sent me a fucking question Talking about why do you treat women the way you do? You don't respect them. That's what he asked me. And let me tell you something DI I treat you the way I do cuz I fucking hate you. But I love you, but I hate you, fuck you. Di that was personal.
Speaker 1All right, di is a guy.
Speaker 3Damn Damn DI we're getting a bitch Shit DI shout out to DI wherever you are. I had to get that off my chest. I love you bro.
Speaker 1Alright, so damn DI.
Speaker 3One of the questions I got is what is the one lie you often tell yourself?
Speaker 2Shit. What's the one lie you tell yourself that's a good one.
Speaker 3That is a great question. Let me explain.
Speaker 2Wait, wait, say that again. What is the one lie you often tell yourself. What's the next question?
Speaker 3Yes, I just Just Let me explain something to y'all. I stopped lying to myself a long time ago, so the answer to that question is currently I don't lie to myself. I don't tell myself anything that I don't believe is true facts. Actually, you know what that might be bullshit.
Speaker 1Damn. You just lie to yourself on the podcast, that's crazy lying, lying to yourself on the podcast is why, in the business saying you don't lie to me, you know what.
Speaker 3Let me tell you what I might be bullshit. Let me tell you what I might be bullshit Because sometimes I See Something or someone for better than they are, and for me that's lying to myself.
Speaker 1If I know the real and I still paint this person as a better person or still paint this situation as a better situation than it is.
Speaker 3I'm lying to myself, I give that to you. So I guess, that would be that. But in the grand scheme of things, I try my best not to lie to myself. I try to keep it real myself, just like I try to keep it real with I. Try to keep it real with everybody. I can't say I do.
Speaker 1I'm trying to figure if I be lying to myself.
Speaker 2I'm not thinking. I'm in shape like I'm back in my 20s and shit and my fucking like, my shit be so like getting bigger and my gut and shit. You know I'm saying so, I'm like, I'm not like. So I be lying to myself like nigga, I'm in shape. I be looking at me like I still got it and know that my shit is not there, is just not there. The shit is like big my middies. I be lying to myself. They hard right now to get hard, but you know, pause probably lying to myself.
Speaker 3Nigga, fuck all that, fuck all that we moving on this, nigga on some bullshit.
Speaker 1The law, your past doesn't matter. Huh, somebody on the live said the lie, like the lie that they lie to themselves is your past doesn't matter. Because, okay, he said your past doesn't matter, but he's lying to itself, I guess, basically saying like it don't matter who I was before this, what I am now, I don't know.
Speaker 2Oh, tell you this nigga to explain.
Speaker 1Can't you explain that shabby?
Speaker 2shabby, shabby shabby, explain that shit, yeah pretty nigga See.
Speaker 1Oh, looking like a bad bitch Fucking you know how to be honest line of myself. I think I do be not I think about. I think I do be lying to myself. Let me say I'm a little deeper.
Speaker 2Oh shit, by the crowd.
Speaker 1No, you know.
Speaker 3Yeah, hold on, just keep talking.
Speaker 1But I be lying to myself.
Speaker 2Oh shit, biggie has fallen like hey, yeah, pull some of that shit in there with that to be honest, I be lying to myself about how amazing I am. But I'm not lying, that's not a lie, but I be lying to myself.
Speaker 1I'm not doing what I'm supposed to do. I'm not great, I'm not you know Succeeding why I'm supposed to, I'm not being the best friend, sister, best friend, teacher I can ever be. But I be lying to myself because, I really had to think about it today. I'm fucking awesome, yes, and I'd be doing some super woman ass shit. Yeah, and I done. You know, if you know, you know I'd have been through a lot for real and I done really like I am Surviving for real.
Speaker 3Shout out the motherfucking tears.
Speaker 2I'm not gonna give up.
Speaker 1But, yeah, I think a lot of people don't lie to themselves about like they're not, how adequate they are. Like dang, I can't do this, but you really can do this shit for real.
Speaker 3That's a good way to flip that.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can't do this shit and I have to stop. I have to start saying that stuff to myself. Every morning, which I have, one of my affirmations has been I choose peace day, we and I am great. So you have to start saying that shit. So I got a little deep just now.
Speaker 2I just think about that like damn, I mean that's, that's that's prevalent to. You know what we're talking about, you know yeah?
Speaker 1Um, honestly, I lie to myself every month and say I'm gonna do better and I affect don't do better.
Speaker 3I don't know if I should laugh at that.
Speaker 2I mean, yeah, essentially that's what I.
Speaker 1I'm just saying like okay like next month I'm gonna do better and I'm gonna schedule all my content in advance.
Speaker 1We're booking and it's like next month where she happened, I don't be having time to do shit, like damn. It's always like a period, though. It's a period of you like Not not being lazy, but just not hitting your mark. Yeah, okay, and that's why I think we're going through a period where we just not hitting our mark. It's just not our season. But then we also like me from out. Long know you, we like perfectionist, so it hit harder than other people, so it's like damn.
Speaker 3All right, so let me say two things. Let me say two things on that note. The first thing is is it a lie, though, if the intentions are true behind it, you really do want to do better. This month, however, things have come up that has prevented you from doing that. So did you necessarily lie to yourself, or did things come up that prevented you? Are you just not doing it at all? You just fucking off? Or things coming up that's making you, or you know, not be able to do the things that you said you were gonna do better at cuz, life does happen.
Speaker 1Well, it's my, I think it's both, though for me, yeah, like because like, yes, stuff does happen. But then it's like I get free time and that's the time. I should be dedicated to building my brand and I was like I'm going to be tired.
Speaker 3Let me say this 留 на этих, 20% perfect and 80% done is way better. So then you know, Like for me everything has it's coming from somebody that is a perfectionist, so I trust as a common perfectionist.
Speaker 1But if you got my name on, it is not looking half-ass.
Speaker 3Oh, that's it.
Speaker 1Life, relationships work like if it's got my name on. It is not coming out half-ass. So that's the kind of perfectionist that I'm talking about. I get that too, so that's why I'd be lying to myself like damn, you just not doing what you supposed to. But I really do. We really do be just doing great, we putting out great stuff, like we in the greatness. We just gotta say that we in the greatest. We gotta help ourselves believe that shit.
Choosing a Dream Destination
Speaker 2So cannot In and interject and and just say the Unimportance of time, right, not the importance of time, the unimportant time. And you, to allude to your point when you say, you know, put out the content, yada, yada, yada, because we automatically think that we are promised tomorrow. We are not promised tomorrow. There's a lot of people when we wake up, it's a blessing that we wake up. You know why a lot of motherfuckers didn't wake the fuck up? So we are not appreciative of time enough. So it's like in this conversation If you want to do something, do it while you lie. Why are you aware? Why are you up and get that shit done? Because when you fall asleep it is not guaranteed You're gonna wake the fuck up, that's the fact.
Speaker 3That's the fact. That's the third one. What is my second?
Speaker 1Oh, the second day.
Speaker 3Technically is my third one, because I said fuck the yarn, so we'll just go with this, we'll just go my third one for time's sake.
Speaker 3So the last question I'm gonna answer for this week on how that humble is if you could live anywhere for the rest of your life, where would it be, and why shit? Let me explain them. Let me, let me tell you this. My answer to that question is absolutely Charlotte. Charlotte, explain to y'all why. Hell. From where I came from, charlotte is a completely. I'm still getting used to Charlotte. I've been here almost seven years. I came from Rochester, new York. If you knew nigga.
Speaker 2Brooklyn New.
Speaker 1York nigga, that's different.
Speaker 3Shout out to 5a5. I love it. That's home for me. However, let me explain something to you. Okay, charlotte is growing. It is. When I came here, charlotte was wrong. I only been here seven years and it's changed a lot. I've been here and I ain't even been a full seven years yet. It's almost seven years and this changed a lot. I can stay here and keep growing with the city as it grows yeah.
Speaker 3I'm sorry. Charlotte is gonna be like in Atlanta. It's gonna be like an LA. It's gonna be. Charlotte is gonna be one of those cities that's on the map, that's known as a big city. I'm telling you, I see it now. That's why the fuck I don't want to be here. That's on you. We talking about me, oh you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3I would stay here for the rest of my life, because there are things that I see here that's like, okay, I've looked into all this shit. If I want to have kids school system, all right, yeah, they got a good hospital out here. They got Presbyterian. No, but shout out to them, they got it. You know things are okay out here. For me personally, the gun laws is cool.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3I like the fact that all the money is in the banks out here. You know I'm saying it's close enough to Atlanta. If I want to go, I can go. It's a, it's a good spot for me, it's Southern.
Speaker 2It's not completely down south. They do what we do have as an additional matter motherfucking answer.
Speaker 3Okay, so where the fuck would you live?
Speaker 1Shit.
Speaker 2Ask the question again and I'm gonna tell you and I want him to say that and I'm gonna give you can live anywhere for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1Why the fuck.
Speaker 2Would I choose some place where there's violence?
Speaker 3There's violence everywhere. They could take me someplace on a Island and that's cool too, because my answer was my answer was gonna be Puerto Rico, so that's cool too.
Speaker 2I'm not. I'm going somewhere with his beaches, with his fucking fucking fine women serving me. Fuckin me. I mean See the fucking world. And I could be in a jacuzzi and see the whole fucking city.
Speaker 3That's what vacations are for.
Speaker 1No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2I want to be an exotic, as you said, all inclusive Island where it's beautiful woman Fucking, nice weather all day, no winter, no fall, just 80 to 70 degree weather. I could be in a pool, the ocean, see the whales and some of the dolphins Some mother bum ass. They were rats and roaches and shit for the rest of my life, fuck, no, give me some place.
Speaker 1It's crazy because you say that now because it's foreign to you, but once you get like, you sue it. They have the same problems. They have violence.
Speaker 3Okay, they have.
Speaker 1You have food. You're gonna attract road Cold weather. You're gonna be susceptible to hurricanes.
Speaker 3Because this nigga sound crazy, I just you sound crazy. I love all that too, but that's what vacations are for nigga. No, no, no, no, this is a Non-fictional question right around.
Speaker 1Correct.
Speaker 3Hypothetically, where would you if? Okay, let's say this, let's change it up a little bit in the real if money wasn't an issue If money wasn't an issue? Where would you live for the rest of your life if money was an issue?
Speaker 1if money wasn't an issue, um, Talon okay, cuz niggas love one of two loom being dumb. You're so black, see where you living in Cuz your personality so different, so I would.
Speaker 2Honestly.
Speaker 3Should I change my motherfucking answer? I'm thinking realistically here. No, you can't change these things. Is living up fantasy life. I was thinking realistically with all the shit I got going on.
Speaker 1Fuck, you see oh, I don't know what to be pissed off more at you for saying shaw like that, or for you to tell me I'm thinking realistically, cuz what the fuck is wrong with Charlie?
Speaker 3Nothing is wrong with Charlotte. That's why I'm saying I like Charlotte a lot. I fucking love it here. I love it here.
Speaker 2My opinion it is not. Don't pull the Peter is not a fantasy destination. I like what the fuck all these beautiful countries in the world with? With Fucking exotic shit. Youtube. Charlotte.
Speaker 1Hell, no, listen if tears have my fuck, you did I had the money in the means, I Literally and people who know me know me I would literally go to Miami and live in Miami. People know me. That's my family at. My dad got like ten brothers and sisters, so I got my man in my cousin's out there. Miami's beautiful. You get like the best of the world in Miami cuz there's so many coaches out there. And Columbia like it's a melting pot, and then it's so lit out there like crazy.
Speaker 1Like the craze, the scene out, there is fire, and then you can always raise a family because you know you can move outside Miami to, like Kendall Pondcrest, raise a family like it's, so I can land that. You got the beaches. All inclusive resorts are on South Beach like hold on hold on what?
Speaker 3what resort on South Beach is all inclusive?
Speaker 1There is a Ryu. There's a Ryu on. I looked up in this all inclusive that's fucked up breakfast.
Speaker 3I couldn't find out and I was definitely.
Speaker 1Like it's fire. But I would move. I definitely would move me. My husband yeah, I would. I would move to Miami. Miami is beautiful, the food's fire.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, if, Charlie, here's this, you're done.
Speaker 1If I can move anywhere in the world, it would be Charlie.
Speaker 3I go live, I go live. I'm a nigga. I came from Rochester, shots a Rochester, but in comparison a Rochester nigga. This is. This is the all the beach is all the women.
Speaker 1This is all that was here for Midtown Square Eastland malls period. Shout out to all the old Dollars villains, starlight skate wring old Al Maro Okay, the American Legion Party.
Speaker 3All right, we don't want to fight. We don't want to fight about it, it's okay.
Speaker 2Charlotte. Would you fucking choose Charlotte as a place of a destination? Hey see, I'll stop pissing me off Would you choose some place where, like exotic woman and you could get a hand on, fed Hand and feet and just see beaches.
Speaker 3It's your bro. You're insane.
Speaker 1See why.
Speaker 2You're insane Charlotte, and this is. And this deflected this deflected from my. With the terrorists because she's saying she's defending the shit.
Speaker 1You know from here you don't get it For been betas for. This is betas for was created. You don't say I'm gonna tell you the city been lit since the city been lit.
Speaker 2I'm gonna tell you right, listen, much Resident here now. I love Charlotte is beautiful, much love the Charlotte. But in Lou of that, I'm from Brooklyn, new York, right, you from.
Speaker 3Charlotte, so hold on.
Speaker 2Say yo, I was no way, even if I'm from Brooklyn, new York. And the nigga asking that question and say yo, an Exotic place that you, a place that you want to live for rest of your life. And nigga say Brooklyn, nigga, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get him to okay, so would you move. Would you move back to?
Speaker 3Brooklyn, absolutely, that's all the Brooklyn if I was a billionaire?
Speaker 2If I was a billionaire, your niggas know I'm not coming back there, nigga, we, we going, we're gonna tell you Shit out there.
Speaker 1Charlotte cuz New York. So fucking expensive enemy talking shit with me. Be here like 10, 20 years. It's niggas are still all betas for is still claiming Harlem and Manhattan is shit and you know you from betas for okay and being here longer than they spent the time in New York, born in New York for two years. I say that should a school bra if he niggas like y'all born in New York, you was born there and you lived there for nine months. Yo mama move you to Charlotte. Okay, oh, okay, oh my god, but technically no.
Speaker 2But if forever you was born, is where you from.
Speaker 3I don't necessarily believe in that.
Speaker 2That is cuz like I wasn't born in Rochester, but that's why I'm I was born in Queens, like, even though my residency was in Brooklyn, but my mom's had me in Queens, so I'm really from.
Speaker 1Queens. So, you fast-flying.
Speaker 2Brooklyn, new York, 88 Park Avenue projects Marcy you couldn't get somebody. Born in Queens.
Speaker 1Brooklyn experiences create you or your Queens experiences create you. Nigga had no part of me.
Speaker 2I was born in Queens, and my mama took me to Brooklyn so then you just Because people would technically say where you was born, that that's where you from People take, like all you from Queens, cuz you was born in Queens where you had your life experiences, at where you had your Moments where you really made me.
Speaker 1That's what we say I was being here for 30 years. I'm. I'm when I was living in New York for one year, but I'm from New York. No, you've been in Charlotte for 30 years. You was here when it was the scene. The WNBA scene was here and it was Ericsson Stadium and shit, and the WNBA played on the little Coliseum on top of all of it. Yeah, you was here.
Speaker 3Okay, but is that what they filmed? Do I know?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, she also performed there. Yes, shout out to the Charlotte Coliseum. Only real Charlotte folks know.
Speaker 3Not the Bojangles Coliseum, not to be confused with the Bojangles Coliseum.
Speaker 1That's what they had. The universe soul circuit, oh, come the circuits, the ring we brothers. Remember that yes, like that's the real Charlotte. So if you've been here since then, you see Eastland well hold on I say I say the English mark and get the track books at okay, okay.
Speaker 2I want to clarify something. I'm gonna clarify something a little bit.
Defining Home
Speaker 2You're saying something. No, no, cuz you're saying something, I'm from Charlotte. If you've been here for some money, yes, right, so say one of somebody was born. Say, friends, take my case, if I was born in Brooklyn, new York, lived in Brooklyn, new York for for Hypothetically speaking, say five years, right, we come to Charlotte and you lived in Charlotte for 20 years. So you're saying, in that point, you're saying you from Charlotte because you lived in Charlotte longer at that point, let me tell you how I look at it.
Speaker 1You, the man you are today, are based on experiences that you experience in Charlotte.
Speaker 2Five and 20. No experiences with Charlotte for those 20 years. So you, that's different.
Speaker 1We say it's niggas that, like have lived in New York or been born in New York for like a year, but you've been living here for three years. You were raised here.
Speaker 2Yeah, if you were raised okay, you from Charlotte and let me tell you so we taking a year ratio from where you?
Speaker 1Spend five years in New York. I can probably give you. But you was raised in Charlotte, you went to school here, you graduated.
Speaker 3Then you from, yeah, you from here, listen, listen. Everybody's from Charlotte, some of y'all from Huntersville if I'm, if I'm, we don't claim y'all if I'm out of town somewhere, if I'm out of town or from out of the country or some shit like that, and somebody asks me where I'm from, I'm going to say Charlotte because that's where I live because that's why I Chester let me hear me out.
Speaker 3Yes, because that's where I live. At you from Florida. I was born in Florida. Wait, we're holding you from Florida Rochester. I'm from my mama. Don't tell my daddy though.
Speaker 1That is crazy cuz. Nobody got there, but I.
Speaker 2Know I got it, but it was like it didn't get so fast.
Speaker 3So, listen, if I'm out, some, if I'm out of it, if I'm, I live in Charlotte. If I'm in fucking Texas which I've never been in Texas I'll text if I'm in Texas and somebody asked me where I'm from, I'm gonna say Charlotte, because if you're asking me where I'm from, I'm assuming that you're asking me where I came from right now and where I currently live, and that is Charlotte.
Speaker 2So how long you been in Florida I.
Speaker 3Was only a quarter flag my early childhood.
Speaker 2Okay, how long? Just give me a number.
Speaker 3Just give me months.
Speaker 2Wait, hold on, we're gonna go to that. What we gonna get? Florida first, he's a full Florida first. Florida, bono Florida. How long like third grade?
Speaker 1So nine years Eight, nine, in third grade. Dude huh, you're like eight or nine years old, that's true.
Speaker 2Okay, so let's say nine years. So nine years of Florida theme in the Rochester how long in our Rochester?
Speaker 3since then till 2017?.
Speaker 2Calculate that. That was say, you say nine years.
Speaker 3I was born 94.
Speaker 1You moved in Charlotte in 2017.
Speaker 2In third grade in Florida. This is Difficult right? Why are we doing this? Nine years, Right? So that's a decade.
Speaker 3Why are we doing this? I don't want to give him my trying to listen.
Speaker 1He's basically 30. It's been six years since he moved here, so that means I was 24. So from nine to 24 is what 15 years? He lived in Rochester for 15 years.
Speaker 2So he live in Rochester.
Speaker 3I moved back to Florida.
Speaker 2So Florida's, out. Florida's out, because now Rochester holds 15 years now Because it wasn't a border Florida was a full 15 years Listen. Okay listen, so how long let's?
Speaker 3simply, let's just simplify this. Fuck All this math shit we doing right now. I am simplifying to answer their question, which is where my life experiences, where?
Speaker 2I was.
Speaker 3Rochester, right. If I'm out of town somewhere I currently live in Charlotte if I'm in Mexico, if I'm in Mexico, or somebody asked me where I'm from- I'm Rochester Charlotte.
Speaker 2You can't say Charlotte, cuz you've been in Rochester, you know you don't get it, you don't get the example.
Speaker 3Currently live, so that's where he's that's what I'm from technically right now. That's where I'm from Right now. That's where I'm from. I'm flying from Charlotte. I live in Charlotte. If you ask me where I'm from and I'm in Mexico or Puerto Rico, I'm from Charlotte.
Speaker 2That's the difference I'm in.
Speaker 3Charlotte, you asked me where I'm from. I'm from Rochester. No, but you just said it.
Speaker 2No, no, you just said it like when nigga asked me right? Somebody asked me that, um, recently it was like yo, you know were you from? I was like I'm from Brooklyn, new York, but I live, so you missed the early.
The Best Question Ever Asked
Speaker 3you missed the early part of my conversation I said to simplify things, I say that I'm from Charlotte. I don't want to explain to them that I'm from. From Charlotte. You say you live. This has been no advisory podcast. We appreciate y'all.
Speaker 1I'm so sick of this, nigga. I'm so sick of this, nigga.
Speaker 3It didn't have a full 15. That's why I said we just gonna cut all the math out. Fuck all that shit. We can talk about that off mic. We got time for this shit.
Speaker 1Okay, the question is what's the best question you've ever been asked? That?
Speaker 3Because see yo, listen, that was my exact. It's like nigga, how you go ask was the best question I ever been asked. Even big, you love you big, try to jump off and give you a hug.
Speaker 2Hey, yo listen boys, see a.
Speaker 1McLean, past it, I pass it. It's your girl, trump. See you All right, she got tears unscripted.
Speaker 3Here is humble aka.
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