Noadvisory Podcast
Welcome to Charlotte's 4x Award Winning "Noadvisory Podcast" the Number 1 podcast movement in the Queen city! We like to keep it real, local, and with NO FILTER! Make sure to tune in!
Noadvisory Podcast
From Laughing with Snoop to Debating Dress Codes
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
Today, I'm steering the ship solo and missing my partner in crime Tara, who's off expanding her horizons. But fret not, because we're diving headfirst into a pool of diverse topics that'll have your emotions swinging like a pendulum. From the quirky and whimsical to the gravely serious, we navigate through our shared human experiences – touching on everything from celebrity quirks and 'doll' name trends to the implications of school dress codes and hair discrimination. And yes, we do give a shout-out to Snoop Dogg's unexpected foray into kid's entertainment because, let's face it, who doesn't need a little more Snoop in their life?
With a keen eye on the pulse of society, we sink our teeth into controversial subjects such as the double standards in school dress codes and how they unfairly target girls based on body type, sparking a fiery debate that's as heated as a Texas summer. The episode takes an emotional turn when we discuss a dog shredding its owner's savings – a tale that stirs up a storm of reactions and leads to a story of personal loss, highlighting the deep connections we have with our furry companions. Our conversation then pirouettes, addressing the sensitivities of language while shining a light on the underrepresented and often misunderstood little people community.
Wrapping up with a candid look at the creative spirit, we applaud those brave souls painting their dreams in the cramped quarters of shipping containers, proving that art thrives in the most unexpected places. And, because we know life isn't all about the heavy stuff, we cap things off with some playful banter that includes dropped cookies and the rush to conclude – a true testament to the friendships that bind us. So, come for the laughs, stay for the poignant moments, and leave with a few nuggets of wisdom – this episode is a tapestry of the heartfelt and the hilarious.
Follow us on social media www.instagram.com/noadvisorypod
Casual Conversations and Rambling Tangents
Speaker 1My nigga slick.
Speaker 3Crouching tiger hitting dragon head ass. Come on. Ready low this is drunk ass.
Speaker 2It's the sober ass one, and only oh, she's super, so she's super upset.
Speaker 3I'm a light, this one I'm sorry I apologize, it's your boy, humble, aka my humble Ali, and I got to do my intro for my home girl. Who not here? I'm missing my partner and crime already. Tara, shout out to you hey.
Speaker 2T there's some scripted.
Speaker 3We miss you, girl. Hurry up and come back Doing your school.
Speaker 4She's somewhere. She got.
Speaker 3Flew it out to get her black blue out. You know I'm saying, but we don't. She flew it out to get a back blue doubt.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's it. I got a good one, that's a good one.
Speaker 3So shout out to tear it. She'll be back next time. We hear, though yeah, hey, make sure y'all like comment, subscribe. Yes, share this with your nappy ass grandma. Yes, and we love y'all.
Speaker 1I'm sorry you too. We can't give y'all no, no content this week. So we're gonna give y'all contact next week, because this motherfucker here it's not me bring his mother.
Speaker 3You forgot your.
Speaker 1SD card, so we even, but you supposed to have the mother fucking camera, you, the fucking camera man.
Speaker 3but you've got your SD camera man with no camera but you forgot your SD card, but you forgot no camera, no camera. Yes, she still wouldn't hit the blunt.
Speaker 1she's talking shit, though, oh he's still hold on to the blunt.
Speaker 3I'm a son of a mother. I know low, this man. Yo blunt my nigga. We're here, we locked in, y'all ain't here shit.
Speaker 2It be on people.
Speaker 1That's that light skin shit. I'll tell you this is audio exclusive only. This is a light skin niggas sitting on left for me. You know I like skin niggas, do I'm sorry for it Like skin niggas in the room. It's like three y'all motherfuckers in here. Sorry, sorry. Light skin niggas and light skin girls and shit.
Speaker 3I'm not even like skin. Got no what? Got no nothing. I don't got no nothing. Got no nothing, please, you hear me right got no nothing, right.
Speaker 2I.
Speaker 3Tell you what you got. You got a fucking for a local drunk ass nigga.
Speaker 2Because Over here said, my friend put me on this weekend, yo friend put you on the four locals.
Speaker 3That's not your fucking friend. It's not your friend. That's not your friend at all.
Speaker 2He's not your friend. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's not the worst part.
Speaker 1That's not my friend.
Speaker 3That's not the worst part was. The worst part is that you're 47 just now. That's the worst part. You're For local.
Speaker 1That's a while, bro. You're gonna get sort of 47. Yeah, I wanted Excited listen. I didn't know about this. I don't know what the fuck this shit is this? I don't drink this shit. I don't. This is cheap shit. This is like this is like cheap fucking basement bougie Shit and I try to make, I try to fancy it up, no, you cannot, bro, you cannot.
Speaker 3See you, see you talking about you know, you, my bro, I fuck with you. But you, there's no way possible, there's no Earthly way that you can fancy up for a local niggas For local.
Speaker 1to your ass, it's for local, this is any way. On with apple juice.
Speaker 3No, it's not. It's for local. I'm thinking we know that.
Speaker 2But they don't know that, but they do. Now nobody knows that because this is an audio exclusive, nobody can see.
Speaker 1With a dash of, with a dash of water. Now it's for local with bad decisions next week.
Speaker 3It's for local with bad decisions.
Speaker 2With apple juice.
Speaker 3Yo drink next week. We can do that. I don't drink Hennessy.
Speaker 2Me, neither do I, but we're gonna look it.
Speaker 1All right, well, I get that brown, get you round boy. That brown, get you round boy. I don't want to do that brown boy, I'm talking birthday. We got Jaby, we do.
Speaker 2I got a lot of shit cuz I like. I even got close. I don't upgrade it my knowledge. I got quotes cuz the people said they want real topics, that I want them with it. Their celebrity bullshit, yeah, fuck them but, so we're gonna go a celebrity birthdays though, cuz I'm still do that, fuck what they say, dream dog. She turned 32. Hi birthday boo.
Speaker 1You don't 32. Who the fuck is dream dog?
Speaker 2She a rapper from New York and she's on the impact.
Speaker 3It's too many dolls. It is to me, though.
Speaker 1No, no, no, Give it real. It's Asian dog, dream dog.
Speaker 3Asian dog dream dog Giving the dog. Why?
Speaker 1we dog roof dog dog, dog this conversation. Who was dog? Snoop dog.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, snoop dog got a.
Speaker 1Children show.
Speaker 3Yo, yeah, a children show. Yeah, like wow.
Speaker 2Yo, it's good.
Speaker 3I thought I had a children show was not on the big.
Speaker 2I told my best friend to have her daughter watch it. She's like her daughter, like miss Rachel. I was like have her watch Snoop Dogg and see if she like it. Hold on hold, on hold, on hold on cuz shout out to snoop dog.
Speaker 3First of all. Number one snoop dog don't get the recognition he deserves.
Speaker 2I personally feel it make it to bed.
Speaker 3Secondly, underdogs was a wonderful movie. If you you saw underdogs, it was a wonderful fucking movie.
Speaker 1This was snoop dog.
Speaker 3Yes, snoop dog and my apps. Bro, it's funny as shit.
Speaker 2It's funny as shit.
Speaker 3However, do not. I mean, I don't know how you, how your parents and how you decide to do that. Don't watch it with your kids, bro.
Speaker 1Yeah, it has, it has kids in it.
Speaker 3but don't watch it with your kids, bro, it's it might get hot watching this shit.
Speaker 1It ain't even about smoking Tika.
Speaker 3Sumter.
Speaker 2Hey Siri. Oh my god, here you go. Who's Tika Sumpa Tika.
Speaker 1Tika Sumpa.
Speaker 2Sumpter.
Speaker 1Tika Sumpter.
Speaker 2Sumpter.
Speaker 1Who? Hey Siri this nigga. Who's Tika Sumpter I got your CEO, because you.
Speaker 2It ain't coming up because you're not saying it right. There you go, yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, what's her name?
Speaker 2Yeah she's Tika. We just told you her name.
Speaker 1It won't work. I can't make it bigger. It won't work, that's her, that's her.
Speaker 3Let me see boom Tika Sumpter oh.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, she's a beautiful black woman.
Speaker 3She's in there as the one of the kids mama.
Speaker 1Oh, it's a football movie.
Speaker 3It's a great movie, bro, but it's a lot. When I say a lot of profanity, it's a lot of, it's a lot of profanity bro. It's a lot of profanity, oh, but it's a good movie. It's a good movie, tell it. It got rebound vibes for me. Have you ever seen rebound the demarie lorris?
Speaker 2movie I mean he do, but the kids, because I'm way more low.
Speaker 3You remember rebound right, the Martin Lawrence movie with the, with the failing basketball team. It reminds me a lot of that movie.
Speaker 1This nigga still pouring for local in a cup.
Speaker 3It reminds me a lot of rebound.
Speaker 2Bro, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3And then they can't yeah exactly.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Andrew salts. He's hilarious. Shout out to him. What is that? Andrew Schultz is a white guy. Shout out to Andrew.
Speaker 1Schultz, why ain't got no fucking weed yet? What is y'all doing all this fucking weed?
Speaker 2You look. Look that for a local. It's that for a local. It's making you angry, relax.
Speaker 3Relax, calm down, calm down, come down.
Speaker 2We're gonna go ahead and play and say we're gonna move on to the new.
Speaker 3You look like you run a gangsta orphanage home. You just look crazy.
Speaker 2This man say why I gotta weed it Damn Okay.
Speaker 1He's gone, man, don't lose it. Don't lose it. Shout out to the live. We're gonna laugh everybody. I'm on focus.
Speaker 2We got what your trap do clothing burning, bush, exo pyro. Somebody say sit down.
Speaker 3Shout out my nigga pyro.
Speaker 1Shout out pyro.
Speaker 2Nas shaggy. Nas, who Nas, you're dressed up like your picture.
Speaker 1shaggy, you're talking about Nas, you're dressed up, yeah.
Speaker 2He's talking about Nas, you're talking about big-headed ass.
Speaker 3Nas, shout out, nas, that's my nigga.
Speaker 2All right, uh. Next for celebrity birthdays we got luka.
Speaker 3Who's luka luka? Oh shit, luka, he turned 25. 25. 25? He's youngest, fuck bro.
Speaker 2I thought he was turning 23, though, so he's older than I thought.
Speaker 3I thought the nigga was turning 35. He's crazy 70.
Speaker 2I remember he turned 21.
Speaker 3luka, don't you. Okay, what else? Who else we got?
Speaker 2Likia, the rapper that's on the whole. Who that okay?
Celebrity Gossip and Controversial Topics
Speaker 3We got another celebrity birthday. What's today, the 24th, the 28th? Okay, we got another celebrity birthday. Let me tell y'all this one. Wait, hold on Rihanna who? All right, valentino.
Speaker 2She a rapper? Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 3I have no idea what she saying. She don't sing shit.
Speaker 2I just said she's a rapper.
Speaker 3So what the fuck? She said she's a rapper A lot of shit.
Speaker 2What's the name of song? I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3Oh right, Hold on. Celebrity birthday Celebrity birthday I got a phone for it. I got an honorable mention.
Speaker 2It's not your turn. Hold on.
Speaker 3It was a couple days ago. You gonna like this one.
Speaker 2No, I'm not Mama Humble. Okay, yes, you gonna like this one. That's what I said.
Speaker 3Yeah, don't disrespect Mama Humble like that. Don't ever disrespect Mama Humble like that. Shout out to you Love you, your death. She just turned 54.
Speaker 2Shout out to her. This is why old niggas can't smoke this is why old niggas can't smoke.
Speaker 3No no no, no, it's okay, past the week. No, you can't smoke weed, bro. Stop for you. Put your arms up, bro, we don't have it. No, no, no, don't tell me shit. Yeah, that's the problem, bro. What happened was you're making terrible life decisions at 53. Stop, he says some shit Stop.
Speaker 1I was about to laugh, about to laugh, we hit my lungs. Pause.
Speaker 3And I was like oh, yeah, that's crazy, yeah, that's wild. Yeah, you wild CEO. You gotta relax bro, you gotta chill All right Bobby J Thompson.
Speaker 2Who the fuck is?
Speaker 3this people Pull up his picture. Who the fuck are these people?
Speaker 2He is the little boy that plays the little boy in every fucking show and moving. When y'all see his picture, y'all gonna know exactly.
Speaker 3I got him, I got him, I got him.
Speaker 2Chill, oh this, nigga, oh this nigga was on that show, raven, yeah, he turned 28.
Speaker 3Okay, shout out to that nigga you little bad nigga. This nigga, he 28? He not 28 right now. That's not the 28-year-old picture.
Speaker 1Nigga. I know, nigga, that nigga look 30. No, he don't, he look 28. He look 30 at 12.
Speaker 3He had a picture of him looking 12.
Speaker 2Talk about he look 30. He look 30 at 12.
Speaker 3Yeah, you're ridiculous, bro.
Speaker 2All right the last one is Tasha Smith. Tasha Smith.
Speaker 3Who that Bruh? Who are these people?
Speaker 2Tasha Smith plays in like every single Tyler.
Speaker 3Perry movie. She's a loud mouth. Oh, you talking about her. Okay, bet, I know exactly who that is. She was like. Why did I get married, bet Got you. I only knew one person why she posted it with Michael K Thompson.
Speaker 2That's a personal issue.
Speaker 1And dream dog.
Speaker 2That's the part of her names.
Speaker 1We got that's it. I'm like one, two, three Y'all gonna let me get through the topics or y'all gonna criticize we're gonna let you get through the time.
Speaker 4No, no, no, we're gonna let you get through the time.
Speaker 2All right, number one, 100%, y'all remember the girl that played precious Nah, fuck that shit. Who was that? Yeah, we off that. We off that. Yeah, Michelle. Yeah, we can't fuck with her.
Speaker 3Yeah, fuck with her. Why we can't?
Speaker 2fuck with her.
Speaker 1What a fat girl. She played precious why would you say that CEO Huh.
Speaker 2That's like Midget, she can't say it.
Speaker 3You can't say Midget, you can't say fat, you got to say plus size. Yeah, I know, I don't give a fuck A fat girl, she's fat, she's skinny.
Speaker 1Now you can't say that, though, and she's skinny now or she's fat.
Speaker 2It's not politically correct.
Speaker 3No, she's pregnant with twins, Do you Whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2whoa, she's pregnant. She's married Pregnant. By who Her husband Married? She got married. It's a white guy. Yes, she got married. She got married in 2021. Precious yes To a skinny white dude, yeah.
Speaker 1All right, let it go on.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's 40 years old, yeah.
Speaker 1You probably got asthma now.
Speaker 3They look like Timon and Pumbaa standing next to each other. That's terrible.
Speaker 1So you said she had been twins.
Speaker 3Yep, okay, twins, yeah, gabby, gabby, what's her last name?
Speaker 2Um Sidibe.
Speaker 3Sidibe, I don't know if I'm saying that right. You probably not saying that right. Chata, you precious. No, you, you so precious.
Speaker 2Sidibe S-I-D-I-B-E.
Speaker 3That's not how you spell that. I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell that. That is how you spell it. That's how I put it on your name. No, can't be, can't be.
Speaker 2I mean unless they, unless they spelled it wrong, but okay.
Speaker 3It can't be.
Speaker 2Up next Don Lennon. I mean Don Lennon.
Speaker 3Damn, it is Gabby Sidibe Wild.
Speaker 2Yeah, don't, don't, don't be list. I do my research.
Speaker 3Wow, I got three good, credible sources for no reason, so I took on the other reason cuz we don't want to get cancer right.
Speaker 1That's a face on your mother-in-law and she offered you 10,000 when you beat it. Would you beat 10,000?
Speaker 3you fuck you asking me yeah, she don't have to offer me a fucking thing. You know, absolutely not.
Speaker 2I was about to say For me shit, you smash that for 10,000, 10k, I don't know, though, for 10 minutes.
Speaker 3We talking a whole different game now.
Speaker 2See, that's the difference between men and women 10 bands is life-changing money low-key.
Speaker 1No, it is it is.
Speaker 3It is if you're in debt. It's life-changing money. I don't know bro.
Speaker 1See you, that's probably only, that's probably only gonna get you half out of that. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3Okay, baby, I'm not like you, in debt 10 bands. Maybe life-changing is the wrong word to use, but 10 bands can help anybody.
Speaker 1That's only gonna get you halfway out of that. Okay, 10 bands not enough, I'll fuck up, but you gotta give me, you gotta give me 1.5.
Speaker 2We know you will fuck.
Speaker 3See, I honestly think you fuck up for nothing. No, no, keep it up in with you.
Speaker 4I love you yeah disrespect me.
Speaker 2No, I'm not disrespect you. I think you're fucking another hell. No, fuck, you just need to give me one point five huh, one point five, what?
Speaker 1one point five million.
Speaker 3All right, we're gonna let him finish us. We're gonna let you finish your four local and then we're gonna revisit this conversation and you think I fuck precious.
Speaker 2Let's not.
Speaker 3Let's not forget, we know you take all this podcast you the way we know you personally, my nigga I think so.
Speaker 1We know you think so precious that shaggy.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, it is that shaggy? Yeah, that's shaggy pulling up at the door, at the door. Yeah, somebody at the door.
Speaker 3Fuck, all right, shaggy.
Controversial Texas School Dress Code
Speaker 2Oh, I don't wanna get the door, we don't move on lemon. Y'all remember he got fired from CNN.
Speaker 3You got job back.
Speaker 2You know, he got a hell of a payout though 24.5 million Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1It is nigga fucking round of applause.
Speaker 3I just need 24 dollars.
Speaker 2That's it, so they ended up paying him the full amount Part of his contract, which was three years round of applause you owe.
Speaker 3She's dirty, you're 47, that's why you how you living bro, it's good what you man in the building shaggy does. Answer the builders how the shaggy turn photographer world to run now.
Speaker 1He's a cameraman with a fucking camera. I mean photographer with a fucking camera. We got a fucking videographer with no fucking video. The fuck, you do this shit at shots. Goddamn, give me a shot.
Speaker 3Let me shot my nigga, though I'm gonna let you slide, cuz they have cameras when he was born so I'm gonna let you slide. I'm gonna let you slide on that one. That's cool, you can have that one. Have cameras in 46, that'll deserve a gunshot.
Speaker 1We're doing.
Speaker 2I know Eric Maze is he died he was Michigan. He was the one that made that saying that's popular when they go low, I go lower.
Speaker 3It's not Eric Maze, it's Eric standing on business maze cuz that man stood on fucking business.
Speaker 2So he was like a loud advocate for his community and for clean water for the citizens of, and he recently passed away, this weekend at the age of 65. He was a beloved congressman, even though he was currently suspended right now.
Speaker 4Damn.
Speaker 2You know he was spending cuz he kept it too real. They like that.
Speaker 1They like that shout out uncle E man, but you know what? On a serious note, how was he 65 black men? Our life expectancy is getting shorter and shorter. Like I be hearing a lot of these RIPs, I'm like how's they? They all Was in a 60s. It's crazy. Be crazy, hold you. I'm not looking forward to that, bro crazy.
Speaker 3I Hi pass yeah yeah, yeah, you oh bro Yo you're gonna stop fucking calling me old be? No, all jokes aside, all jokes aside, all jokes aside, bro, what? No, no, no, bullshit. Bro no bullshit, no bullshit, bro. Bro, see yo, you gotta stop lying at some point, bro. I heard you scheduling your prostate exam. Mother day, you're old, nigga, you're old what your prostate exam You're old nigga give it up.
Speaker 4Stop, you're mad you're mad.
Speaker 3That's what happens when you get that age you get upset. I am, you know, you've been mad at the world One years old. Oh, this dirt proud of my 40.
Speaker 2Oh, this dirt.
Speaker 1Right, y'all niggas better be. Better be glad y'all make it to 41 years old. The way our niggas is dying these days, shit, hey, man, right, slay the fucking talk about how are you?
Speaker 3That's you. You look like pop out of sailing man. Oh, what are you?
Speaker 2doing.
Speaker 1Y'all gonna cut this shit out. I'm serious now no no that's the way you know. You're not joking with y'all. All right, Joe buddy.
Speaker 3All right, joe, but in relax calm down, joe, calm down.
Speaker 1Bring your ass over here, man. That's why you Bring your ass over here, t Come on Alright.
Speaker 2See, got a new menu item. It's a chicken filet covered with marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni. It's a chicken piece, yeah.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 3Can we Bro?
Speaker 1we don't play.
Speaker 3Wait, we don't put a sauce on nothing around here, cheetah bro, it's called a cheetah, cheetah.
Speaker 2It's like. It's like a chicken, a chicken patty. With mozzarella cheese, pepperoni. They put it in their oven, they cook it for a few minutes, they take it on server to you. And they also added back the blackberry lemonade yo niggas is making up shit, he's fast blackberry lemonade might be ahead, but that cheetah shit bro.
Speaker 3You got to be a high as me right now to even come up with that but made into like a pizza.
Speaker 1Loathing high low and he's saying y'all.
Speaker 3That's my hot shit, bro. You took a fried chicken breast or thigh, whatever it is whatever part of chicken paws you put in the Fryer. You fried that shit, you took it out the fryer. You threw some marinara sauce on top of that bitch, you threw cheese on top Of that bitch and you threw pepperoni on top of it. What? And you call it a cheese a.
Speaker 2Cheezer see, see, y'all mad, y'all feel like it's one singular person. I think y'all fell in the real life, just had to go through levels of marketing and every single one of the niggas was high.
Speaker 3There's no way you, finna, tell me you put marinara sauce and cheese and pepperoni on a chicken and actually thought you could sell that.
Speaker 2That's fast, that's a while.
Speaker 1We can't even hear you be. They're gonna be looking the audio like what the fuck is a dead space. Get any good Mike. Yeah, give him Mike, so this way you could be a part of interesting.
Speaker 2Cuz I'm looking at sleeves like.
Speaker 1What we doing low, oh shit, fighting fucking order engineer well yeah.
Speaker 3Damn, if you want to be a good audio we're gonna have no show about any of this shit.
Speaker 1Like what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 2Well, if y'all want to go by cheese that you can buy, there's a single item or it's a combo.
Speaker 3I just want you to stop saying cheese.
Speaker 1It's definitely not, hey Siri, it's cheetah. What is it cheetah?
Speaker 2It's called a cheetah. It's cheetah, it's chicken and pizza, say pizza.
Speaker 3You don't say pizza. No, you don't. You don't say pizza.
Speaker 2No, it's a chicken sandwich, it's not a sandwich.
Speaker 4There's, no, there's no sandwich apartment, you gotta fucking.
Speaker 3God damn. Mike bro, you know what it is said. Say say you're gonna sit here, hold on, hold on, hold on game it's a cheese. All right you're gonna sit here and keep saying cheese up, it's cheap.
Speaker 4Say pizza, go down a lot.
Speaker 1Say pizza exactly little fucking Weed contraction Wait.
Speaker 3Contraction. I'm gonna call it by its name, which is a cheetah.
Speaker 1Boom.
Speaker 2Me being raised in the north.
Speaker 3The fact that pizza is pizza and cheetah it's cheetah.
Speaker 2Okay, but I'm not cheeser. Do you go to Domino's and say Let me get a lot of See? Got motherfucking cheezer.
Speaker 3So that's not cheeser, though. Do you go to Domino's and say, let me get a large pepperoni cheese. No, let me get a.
Speaker 2Pizza. I say, let me get a large pepperoni. I don't even say a large pepperoni.
Speaker 3What? Nothing, nigga. They know what I'm talking about. It's pizza. Okay, it's pizza.
Speaker 2I'm going to a pizza spot, why would I tell them I want a pizza? Clearly, I'm there for the pizza.
Speaker 3But how do you say pizza? So why are you saying it's cheetah, not pizza? Can see, just can see. Can see, yeah, can see.
Speaker 1Yo, I'm mad y'all fucking sad here for like something like three minutes, something like that. It talked about some fucking chicken pizza. It's good either way.
Speaker 3It's a cheeser by whatever know, by whatever name you call it by, that shit is goofy.
Speaker 1Oh my god, period. Yeah, that's it. Goofy, it's a cheeser Okay cheeser next.
Speaker 2Do y'all remember in Texas there was a teenage student that was suspended because his dress were too long. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I remember his parents ended up suing the school.
Speaker 1They lost a district.
Speaker 2The judge yes, the judge finally made a ruling on that and they sided with the school and they said that the school did not. You, once again, the school did not. But here's what's hot on weight violate the state's crown act.
Speaker 4Now, you don't know no.
Speaker 2Let me tell you, and I'm gonna tell you how to get out of it. If you don't know what the crown neck is. The crown act prohibits any business From discriminating against you because of your hair.
Speaker 1So you? They try to deny the business Exactly, they are a traditional institution.
Speaker 2And because, of bullshit, but but unfortunately that is the gray area, that is the law. Yeah, so I think it's bullshit.
Speaker 3I think a lot of the gray areas in the law are bullshit. I don't. I don't think any different about this particular situation. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1That's crazy. You know there's a gray area and every that's bullshit.
Speaker 3It's very convenient that all of a sudden y'all are educational institution, which is true at the end of the day, but in certain situations you're gonna call yourself a business, and that's that's what it is.
Speaker 2So now I mean I'm not taking another way.
Speaker 3I think that this particular situation is bullshit.
Speaker 1It is bullshit. We all know it's bullshit, but this is why, when we say these laws and should come out and we don't vote for certain people, that's our fault. You know I'm saying so when these people get an office and they make these Legislations and we sit like people that make legislation. But still is it the right black person? Because they black don't mean they for us all.
Speaker 2Skin for the act originated in California because people were being discriminated based on certain stereotypes of their hair. So if they have ban two knots if they had locks if they had. Like braids of certain types, they were being discriminated against.
Speaker 4So I believe it was a black lady, and another person.
Speaker 2They came together and wrote this piece of legislation, which they got voted into his law in California and it set the president because it was the first state law that became enacted, like in other states. Other states follow suit because of this. So North Carolina does not have this act.
Speaker 1Okay, so let's just what's that?
Speaker 4It's called the crowd, the crowd.
Speaker 2North Carolina does not have this act legislation. It's currently up for voting but there's been no movement on it, so Unfortunately we can still be discriminated against down here, but yeah.
Speaker 3I just think it's crazy, bro, like I'll walk into your establishment. How my hair is done is not gonna affect how I do my job, right.
Speaker 2Well, for some people, they don't think like that and it's cruel. Let's you do the little, and that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1That's very unfortunate, I mean affect your job. You do a machinery Cuz I get caught in a machine. He might die.
Hair Discrimination in School Dress Codes
Speaker 3I mean. There's ways to prevent that, though, too. So the style of my hair, shouldn't you know?
Speaker 2shit, shit, I think you know especially at school, like, but it so. The team after this he didn't actually speak out, but spokesperson for the family Relayed what he told him after the verdict and he said that the team had tears in his eyes when he told him and he said so because of my hair I can't get an education. Because of my hair I can't be around my peers and enjoy my junior year. So, if you don't know, he was suspended and given in school suspension for like an entire year.
Speaker 3That's crazy, because there's nothing that you can Technically cite. Like you, you giving me a Referral for. Your hair is a dress code violation. Yeah that's fucking insane.
Speaker 2So like, and I will say this, that's crazy. But like okay, I will say this. In my middle school Our dress code was weird. Because we were uniforms. Like your hair had to be a natural color. You can only wear black or white shoes. Like it was like that your bill had to be black or brown. Like it was very.
Speaker 3We're talking about. We're talking about what you decide to buy and put on your body versus what you're, what comes out of you, what grows naturally.
Speaker 2One of our Dress codes was your hair had to be a natural color, meaning you could not dye your hair if your hair was naturally brown. If you're, it was naturally black if your hair was naturally blonde, sure, you can't go die copper, you can't go die ginger, you can't go dye it Red or something or yellow or blue, like you can't do that. That was part of our dress code.
Speaker 1Okay now, maybe I missed that, that banter and cuz I had to step back and see what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 3But Right, what the fuck just happened? Nothing happened. For where you had to lean back and see what was going on, nothing transpired.
Speaker 1Oh, you're paranoid bro, no, no, y'all just don't know your paranoid. Just don't know, just don't know.
Speaker 3Think I had to call a RP. Just don't know. You're ridiculous bro in that situation?
Speaker 1Was there like any rules set in place before, prior to that, that said, your hair gotta be a certain length, some shit like that.
Speaker 2Like at his school or my, his school, I'm not sure. This is in Texas, so it started that's what we gotta find the violation that's the wildest I think, if I'm not mistaken, and I don't don't call me on this, but I do think that's why the family was fighting it, because Per the district school code, there is no specification of length of hair, but it said that your hair had to be maintained in a professional manner at all maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 3Maybe I'm wrong when it comes to the length of hair. Shit, my hair could be in my motherfucking kneecaps. Why?
Speaker 4does that matter to you hey?
Speaker 3why does it fucking matter?
Speaker 2I mean no, but I mean honestly, if I had to assume you guys gotta remember this is high school and I'm not saying it's right, but maybe they want kids to focus more on their education than how long their hair is the length of their hair. And you know, I know it sounds stupid, but we would all been in high school at one point and we all know somebody picked on because they hair ain't done or they got their hair done. That's a little crazy. I could see your tracks there Like we all been there, we all seen it telling me that I can't have my hair a certain way.
Speaker 3It has nothing to do with other kids you didn't pick on, because they're hearing up exactly, but we know that bullying can lead kids to harm themselves. Well, what does it have to do with me having my hair? You're not you're not.
Speaker 2You're not trying to get the full, well-rounded approach to this, like. I feel like Maybe by limiting what a student can and cannot wear, whether we're albeit their head or their body, it's going to deter them from other things. If all of y'all look a certain way, nobody can pick on you for looking this way, because y'all look the day, and that's gonna be other things you get picked on for.
Speaker 3It doesn't alleviate the problem.
Speaker 2That's true. I'm not saying that it's not true, but in an effort to, I think, curve bullying in an era where bullying is so prominent, like, think about it, we have bullies growing up. We just we really have no real bullies. Like, yeah, niggas say something, okay, haha, yeah, mama can't read. Like that's it Maybe done. Kids today got real fucking bullies. Like to the point with that Bullies is I understand that and I don't understand they just evolved.
Speaker 3I don't disagree with that at all. I just don't think that. I don't disagree with that at all. I just don't think that people being discriminated against because of how their hair is, in a sense I don't think that that's something that ties into the whole bullying thing to me personally. You're telling me that I'm getting suspended or expelled from this school for a whole year because I have long locks down my back. That's ridiculous to me and that has nothing to do with bullying.
Speaker 2Listen to the point. He didn't get suspended. Well, he did he did get suspended.
Speaker 3Suspended was a dress code violation and the dress code violation was the fact that his hair wasn't a certain way.
Speaker 2That's fucked up, you can't tell me that bully has anything to do with that.
Speaker 3That's fucked up.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Exactly. That's a whole different. That's. That's fucked up, son. There's no way you gonna tell me also guys, just remember, this is Texas.
Speaker 2That's wild, bro, somebody said they don't say anything to those white boys that rock the mullet and hat here in. That hairstyle is illegal.
Speaker 3And that's what it comes down to. It don't come down. It don't come down to whether or not we like that mother for our hair, like his ass.
Speaker 1He didn't come on music like it don't really come.
Speaker 3It don't really come down to whether or not we get bullied for our hair. It comes down to the fact that you're not gonna say nothing to how these other folk You're not gonna say nothing to how these white he tastes walk around and have their hair done. So you're not finna. Tell me that. I can't keep my dreads, bro. That's bullshit.
Speaker 2But also you know what.
School Dress Code Double Standards
Speaker 3And I don't even be on this type of shit, but that is bullshit.
Speaker 2But I do want to say to it's always a double standard. Oh, for sure it's always a double standard in everything and I hate that it has to be that way. We know nothing is truly equal. But I'm going to put it in another context for y'all. I know we don't hair, but this for my girls you know how, like in school, you had to address code where your skirt had to be finger. The skirt had to be fingertip length If you're thicker it's not going to be fingertip.
Speaker 3That's a fact.
Speaker 2If you're thinner, it will. That's a fact, so literally there would be times like I'm going to use myself as an example. I was a lot thinner in middle school, like literally 95 pounds. I was little it was a mistake Me and my friends would go by the same exact clothes, like we would all go by the same skirt, by the same shirt, by the same pair of shoes, and be like, ok, we all going to wear this right.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was fucking dumb as fuck. I mean we were talking about in a school. It was a uniform so it was like everybody had to wear a uniform. Oh, I know what y'all say. Y'all went to the mall. Y'all put the same shit. We spruced up our uniform.
Speaker 2We wearing Arapahstal khaki skirts.
Speaker 1I'm an Arapahstal blue shirt.
Speaker 2Arapahstal, get it right, it's whatever the fuck I said it's not Arapahstal, it's Arapahstal.
Speaker 1That's not it, it's Arapahstal. It's out of business. I know how about that, but when it was out, it's Arapahstal.
Speaker 2But no, for real, like we used to be, you know, snazzy ponytail to the side, but like I had a friend that was thicker than me and the skirt, mind you, same skirt. Only difference is the size. My size might be like a one and her size might be like a nine. Right, we were going to school.
Speaker 3CEO just chill bro.
Speaker 2Just relax, bro, bro, this was middle school Just relax, oh, middle school. Yeah, you're a young girl. I'm saying you got a picture now yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3You got a picture now.
Speaker 2CBW, bro, I'm definitely not a zero.
Speaker 3CBW.
Speaker 2But yeah like.
Speaker 3I would be fine. Nobody would say nothing to me about my skirt, but my friend will always have to go put on a different pair of pants.
Speaker 2You ain't even listening.
Speaker 1I'm listening Because he said a nice acronym. I was like what does that mean? And he told me the acronym.
Speaker 2What's the acronym?
Speaker 1CBW, cbw.
Speaker 2What that means. C-o-b-y. C-o-b-y, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1You put that on the shirt.
Speaker 2See, I was like that's clever, we didn't put that on the shirt. New merch, new merch alert.
Speaker 1I'm sorry what you said. Your friend did what she was squirting, no what.
Speaker 3She's in middle school, bro. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1It's a men poem. It was an Innie. No, bro, you're wild. It was an Innie, no you're a man.
Speaker 3Cancel this nigga. He's wild.
Speaker 1You're a wild, it was an Innie. Bro, what I had to say it.
Speaker 3My back, Sid. To that point, though, on some serious shit.
Speaker 2I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3I'm only speaking from personal experience. I do not know what others, I don't know what other schools had, what their rules were, what they said in place, the reasons that I heard from higher ups when I was in school about the reason that dress code.
Speaker 2Was you an HR?
Speaker 3From higher up, higher ups, meaning you know what the fuck I'm talking about?
Speaker 2I don't. I'm genuinely confused.
Speaker 3Teachers principals, teachers, principals, all that shit, they're higher up than me. I'm a student. Of course they're higher up. I'm a fucking student. Bro, I mean in a grand scheme of things they're higher ups than me If you're an employee, you're HR people, you're supervisors, you're managers those are the higher ups. If I'm a student, my teachers, my principals, my faculty staff, those are higher ups.
Speaker 2No Higher ups. You know what? I didn't look at my principles like that. Well, ok, cool, I didn't have barely respect for them From personal experience.
Speaker 3the reason they always told me was and I'm pretty sure some people can relate to this the dress code is the way it is because quote unquote boys can get distracted, and I think that's bullshit too, because you shouldn't be. Hold on, please Give me up. Ok, and that's cool. Right, that's cool, I understand that. But is the problem what the girls is wearing or is the problem the little niggas? That's wilding.
Speaker 4Both.
Speaker 3Nah, I think it's the little niggas that's wilding. I'm talking to the little niggas, though, maybe at 6th grade.
Speaker 2I'm talking to the little niggas. She was 2th grade.
Speaker 1Nigga your mic ain't on, please. Maybe at 6th grade.
Speaker 3Maybe at 6th grade, as a little girl, you shouldn't be wearing certain things. I agree with that 100%. But to say that that's the reason that you're putting this dress code in place because these boys don't know how to handle themselves or respect these little girls, that's the different thing. True, that's a completely different thing. You got to as a little boy, as you should be trying to. It shouldn't be about what this girl has on, even though I do feel like there's appropriate shit for certain ages 100%.
Speaker 2But Talk your shit humble.
Speaker 1Like the world for real it is about that, though you can't you feel me. Look, there Is this nigga mic on.
Speaker 2No, we don't hear you, so we're gonna hit us Nigga, thank you so that's y'all, boy.
Speaker 4Y'all been gone for a minute. I don't know.
Speaker 3Turn the mic up. See y'all.
Speaker 1Huh, this coming through Okay.
Speaker 4Y'all have a talk about. Thank you, oh, alright. It's like you got people, grandmothers, coming at you and you feel me on some shit, so they, they're sick.
Speaker 3On what kind of shit, though? One piece skirt ass out. I mean, these are oh grandma.
Speaker 4But so it's just the expect, we talking about a grandma. That's what I'm saying. That's grandma.
Speaker 3So I heard a call of these shit, fuck that.
Speaker 4No, but they just to expect what. They letting the little girl, when you feel what I'm saying and not thinking- nothing of it. Don't lean back Right so they not thinking nothing of it when it come down to it. You feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 3I agree with that.
Speaker 4The sixth grade, the seventh grade, the eighth grade, and you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 2They're gormos everywhere.
Speaker 4And then it's kind of like shit. Some of the ones is coming up covered up Fucking in the halls and shit Wow.
Speaker 3So. So then that's a.
Speaker 4So it's like this. It goes to say you don't form, they gonna make a difference if they got them on it. If I don't got them on, you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 3That's a fact. That's the whole point of making.
Speaker 4So I feel that you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 3But hey, what I was saying, what I was saying was, from the perspective of these higher ups, put in the ruling place because little boys can get distracted. I think that's bullshit, because why are we talking about what the little girls are wearing? Even though I personally I'm 29 years old, I do feel like if you in six, seven, eighth, ninth, whatever grade, there is certain things you should have on as a little girl, as a young woman 28 as a young woman.
Speaker 3There's certain she should have on Shut the fuck up CEO. There's certain she should have one. I do agree with that. However, to say that we're making these girls we're making these girls wear certain things or we're not allowed. Or we're not allowed to wear certain things because the little boys get distracted. Then you need to talk to the little boys, that's not the problem, crazy?
Speaker 1I keep saying little boys we're talking about right now. That's not the problem. You not been listening. I'm not paying no attention.
Speaker 3You talking about little boys watching little girls. You was talking about a middle school squirt and you need to just sit back and relax.
Speaker 1Like there's nothing you can say right now. I'm trying to forget what we're talking about.
Speaker 3You keep saying little boys Because we're talking about dress code in school. Right Watching the right, right, right.
Speaker 1I got that. More of the story is we talk about.
Speaker 2Sorry not to interrupt, but somebody in the comments will not somebody, but T Daddy in the comments said her friend will preach being a friend. Then she also said pound kicking with Keenan.
Speaker 3Oh my God, it with Keenan Shut up. Teres Teres, I FaceTime June. You didn't answer the phone, so I don't want to hear none of that shit you got to say right now because you should answer the fucking phone. He ain't your BFF, no more. Yeah, you didn't answer the phone when I called you Answer the phone.
Speaker 2One night he came drunk. Hey, you're not here.
Speaker 1Let with the fucking up Count. Was it a county on T? What's his name?
Speaker 3Talks a country, talks a country. What did you just say?
Speaker 1I got full LOCO.
Speaker 3Yeah, he's. He's done. Um More of the story is I don't think your hair should have anything to do with your dress code.
Speaker 1Okay, that's your. Do we have anything else?
Speaker 3If you're.
Speaker 2Are we?
Speaker 3off again. We go see yo, what would you do, cuz?
Speaker 1I'm like me.
Speaker 3This nigga has no interest. I was told that I don't talk enough on podcast, so when I try to step up a little bit, I'm I'm berated with let's move on. So let's go, let's move on, let's move on. For local bro. You're a while it Now. You're a while him because you're drinking for local, no it ain't that you don't care about yourself?
Speaker 1What the fuck are we talking about? Okay, okay.
Speaker 3I just personally You're too bad. Come on bro. Come on come on. This nigga showed up drinking for local. I'll kick him out. Get the fuck out. What would you do? Come on, what would you do for nigga? Show the front before local. Come on, I'm kicking you out cuz you're wild. And right now, what would you do? Oh, so hold on.
Speaker 4I know my what you sound bite.
Speaker 3Huh, you got your sound.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, play I need to redo.
Speaker 1Ah, no, that's not it. What would you do?
Speaker 4That's just like a man. Oh, what would you do?
Speaker 1I don't like that. No more, we can use that.
Speaker 3Oh, that's what I'm saying. Let's come on. Yeah, he's wild. This thing is all one tonight, bro, can we all admit to see yo, it's all one.
Speaker 1Yeah, man.
Speaker 4What would you?
Speaker 1do it don't sound good because listen listen to Tarish it right, hold on, hold on, listen to Tarish it.
Speaker 2Yeah, just listen.
Dog Shreds Money, What Would You Do?
Speaker 1Cocktails with tea. See, that's sexy, right, and here she go. What would you do?
Speaker 3Well, here's the thing, though, CEO. Hold on. I want that you sit. You set here for 25 minutes and coached her on how to do it. Now you don't like how it sounds?
Speaker 1That's your fault like my man sleaze has a different ear. What would you do? I don't like that shit. That should sound you made her do it.
Speaker 1I got one of y'all gotta do it. I gotta do my shit. Okay, I don't do my shit, okay, that's all right. So what would you do? So you know, this claim of my what would you do is are either accounts by me or accounts that I've heard from somebody else. So this what would you do is an account that I actually saw on Instagram. I was like yo, that shit is Fucked up. What funny is hell. So what would you do? What would you do?
Speaker 1You know, I mean, I don't care what you do to get your money, but you get your money and you got your money in a spot where you feel like it's comfortable, right, you like your muscles right there, nobody fucking with that shit, right? And you got Should I say not good, that'll give it up. So you got a particular entity that's watching it like see you every day, go put the shit there every day, like so they know routine for this shit every day. So you go out to the store, like I go to sort of entities to learn the house go to the store or Come back from the store and your money that you, your life savings, that you saved up, is shredded all over the house, all over the goddamn house and you know what the entity was a dog so that and shredded your whole life saving hold on one thing what all dogs go to heaven, right?
Speaker 1I'm just asking what would you do? I'm just asking. If you come in the crib and the dog chewed up your whole life, your life savings, what would you do? What do you think I would do? I don't know. That's I'm asking you. What would we?
Speaker 2say, we say to do, we mean like every single.
Speaker 1Pieces, pieces. You come in the house. Your whole life savings is in pieces all Over the house. You see, benjamin face here. I dare lip stare. One here, zero up there, other, zero up, all over the whole fucking house number shredded money. It's not a single lick of money left to salvage.
Speaker 3I don't believe in hurting animals. I don't believe in hurting anybody or any creature. I don't believe in that. However you are, no, you no longer belong to me. You no longer belong to me. I'm putting you outside and you don't have to find your way. My nigga, that's it. You're going outside and you got to find your way.
Speaker 1We gotta pass the mic around you, don't?
Speaker 3forget we all.
Speaker 1Money.
Speaker 3I'll put you outside. You gotta find your way to go. I'm putting you outside and now you gotta find a new owner or you just gonna be a straight motherfucker.
Speaker 4Walking that dog and you gonna be mad as hell.
Speaker 3Exactly.
Speaker 4This is a nice home.
Speaker 3But guess what, guess what, guess what sleeves they're gonna do. The dog gonna do the same shit to that owner that it did to me. So all I'm gonna do is give a forewarning Don't keep your money around this dog.
Speaker 1Now you're wild, only you're a Peter body.
Speaker 3Cancel the fuck out of this.
Speaker 2Fuck I was about to say I don't even want to say what I would do, because Peter body, cancel the fuck out of us oh no, wait, wait, wait, like don't judge me for what I'm about to say.
Speaker 1Oh, you're gonna judge you, then yeah, for sure. Oh, she gonna fucking. I'm gonna.
Speaker 2No, no, no. That's disgusting. I'm gonna kill the dog for sure, but I'm gonna torture the dog like bitch. You just torture me and chew down my money. I'm gonna take a rope and tie to my shower Rod, and I'm going to hang that fucking dog.
Speaker 3That's triggering, bro. That's hella trigger, cuz you know my story you can't talk about that that's a hella triggering bro. My dog hung herself, bro, chasing the lizard or some shit. If you can't talk about that shit, bro Cuz.
Speaker 2I'm sensitive.
Speaker 3I'm sensitive bro recipe scrappy bro.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think it's just while it.
Speaker 3We're not talking about that right now, bro, I'll find all you niggas in here about my dog. Yo watch your mouth, bro, about to fight you. In this bitch we go feel some shit. It's about to turn the no jumper in this bitch You're gonna get stolen. Oh relax, you can't talk about scrappy. Hang in himself. There's no.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 3So, what's up? See what's called side. I don't want, I don't want to respect your place like this. Yeah, we got go outside, not here just. Like we're gonna go to war we're gonna go to war bro, so what's up?
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3So Whether he was done or not is not up to you to say okay, so the nigga was chasing some shit across the fence. He's station elizard, you said. Or some shit Across the fence the nigga jumped over the fence and he couldn't get himself back over the fence, so the nigga was hanging there by his collar.
Speaker 3So yeah so the nigga was hanging there for me. Fucked up thing about it Is he wasn't even the outside dog. We just let the nigga get some fresh air. You feel me? And a nigga fuck Yo, the nigga said yo. The nigga decided he won't decide. He wanted to analyze myself. But However, however, that don't give you the right to sit here and talk about the fact that this nigga unalived himself. Bro, it's not okay. It's not okay, bro. Talk about scarper like that. Cuz I was my nigga, feel me now shut up to scrappy.
Speaker 1He was a guy.
Speaker 3Bro relax.
Speaker 1What would you do? We got the mic.
Speaker 3It's a whole human sitting here, nigga a sidebar.
Speaker 2I really wish this would have been a video Interview, cuz we could have had a pic counter, because this nigga done picked up this pig like 45 times in this episode.
Speaker 3Because he got an api ass beer he's trying to upkeep 46. This nigga named his age for no reason, we know you, we know you're 46. Hmm, you already got there.
Speaker 1Why do you think he modeling?
Speaker 2every time it just sound like you in corn. Hey baby, I'm gonna leave it in there for 50.
Speaker 3You see the silence that's going on in the room right now? It's because you are an idiot.
Speaker 1I like it come. Focus on me, guys. Yes.
Speaker 2Nigga drinking a full look up with a pig stuck in his his evil.
Speaker 3He has, no, no regard for him in life. This nigga's evil, me nigga cuz you skip me and you fucking say pass it a say.
Speaker 1This is dead blunt, so I gotta adhere to this.
Speaker 3Skip me, that's crazy.
Speaker 1I gotta adhere to their show.
Speaker 4No you're right, you're right, you.
Speaker 3Right, you right leader, you right see, I didn't want to just say simple people behind me, you, on other hand, I can't say too much about that.
Speaker 1Alright, that's the. What would you do? This audio is fucked up. We got to get the fuck about it. It should have fucked up, but we're gonna keep it moving. You know I'm saying make sure you like to subscribe to the YouTube channel and download this audio. You know I'm saying and this is 52 1. I Please no me. Oh, too well, can we all?
Speaker 3night Can we just have a moment of silence?
Speaker 1because we're your dog scrappy. No died nigga.
Speaker 3Fuck you.
Speaker 1Another dog died. What is this? A dog dying. I'm episode and no bullshit, though.
Speaker 3No bullshit, all jokes. I'm not even lying every dog that we didn't have to die nigga, so it's a terrible experience. Maybe dogs ain't our forte.
Speaker 1No, I ain't gonna fry how the German ship of that died. I wanted to kill his bitch had a German Shepherd to add a German shepherd when I was like nine, ten years old and the nigga like he was fucking up the crib. So my mom's is like he didn't got to get up the crib, so my pops is like I gotta find a caretaker for him. So I was not a ten years old and lady came. She was on crack bitches, on fucking crack. So I'm like that really the dog is like yo the dog.
Speaker 1Be good hands, nigga. The next day I'll go to see the dog and then get dog dead the next day. What was it? She but poor she. But then even last 24 hours with the crack and the dog fucking died.
Speaker 3I mean, I named the dog sheba.
Speaker 1Huh, I was inevitable. Money, damn. No, that was my baby right there. She was inevitable, though, yeah.
Speaker 3My god, then it was smoking she, but they killed she. But it's all the never.
Speaker 1See, you know, you feel about scrappy, I feel about she so then don't talk about Exactly so we shoot you right in your fucking big toe All right.
Speaker 3So Moment of silence for my nigga, who not here today, who, because we will be moving on in her segment right now. If we don't, what would you do? We'll be moving on to.
Speaker 2I know, but don't say moment of silence, moment of silence.
Speaker 3Why, nigga cuz, you're not here, oh, she's here though she's here in spirit. What Shout out to you, Teris?
Speaker 1She's alive though.
Speaker 3But is she here with us today? Huh, is she here on the podcast with us right now, because we're not talking about she, but we're talking about Teris. Yeah, that sounds bad because you were still caught on how she will lost her life, unfortunately to a crackhead, but she's alive. Okay, we're talking about Teris, who is alive and well. Shout out to BigT Daddy.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's right there, Look she's right there. She's right there.
Speaker 3However, we're talking about her right now.
Speaker 2Teris, are you in my depth?
Speaker 3No, that's what I'm saying bro, I'm trying to kill you man, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1I'm not Teris, I'm trying to kill you. I got you.
Speaker 4Teris, I'm trying to kill you.
Speaker 2I got you Teris.
Speaker 3I'm trying to kill you On this episode of no Advisory T, Daddy gets killed off. No, that's not what we do with my niggas. T Daddy still have tacos at her funeral, that's not what Yo T Daddy, I love you Shout out to you. We're not killing you off, I'm just saying moment of silence. We're gonna have to take a little quick intermission because we will be moving on in her segment right now and she's not here.
Speaker 2If you don't have nothing for your segment, just say it. Oh, I got a lot of shit to talk.
Speaker 1He's trying to kill you off.
Speaker 3I got a lot of shit to talk tonight. Y'all know me, no, we got.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can't talk about a lot of shit we got to talk about one shit, one shit, only you got one shit and one shit only Fuck you C.
Speaker 2They apparently looked at his.
Speaker 3Now, all of a sudden, this nigga give a fuck about the time. This nigga don't ever give a fuck Okay. He right though he right, he right, he right. I'm gonna keep it short. We'll be short.
Speaker 2All I'm saying is you looked at the?
Speaker 3wrong arm, you goofy ass.
Speaker 1I never looked at this while I looked at my ear.
Speaker 3Yes, we all three saw you look at that arm.
Speaker 1Damn, I can't even go to the cameras. We're gonna be honest. You two footage.
Speaker 3You don't have to rewind it. There's three human beings that told you you looked at this wrist and you're telling me you did I never went my watch on here, so I wasn't looking at it.
Speaker 1I probably said like this and then I went like that, that's what I probably did. What you dabbed what was that for? Dabbed. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3Like Never let them know you're next to me.
Speaker 2What I did. I said oh, t-daddy said she got a question for Humble, let's go.
Speaker 3All right. Wait, how about that Humble?
Speaker 1Let's get it we got half a question T Go ahead. What the fuck, go ahead. T what's the question? What's the question? T. I actually got a question. What's?
Speaker 2the question. You take it too long to type T. All right, what's the first question?
Speaker 1Humble. Wait for T-Daddy to tell me she take it too long to type. She probably type it right now. Okay, do that shit.
Speaker 3I didn't have a question segment tonight, so I'm gonna let T-Daddy give what she got. No, no, no, no, I didn't have a question segment.
Speaker 2I had something I wanted to talk about, but it wasn't a question segment.
Speaker 3You got it All right Question. What was the question? What would you do if?
Speaker 2a midget popped out in the studio and started preaching.
Speaker 3That's not a Humble question, oh, you know what. I'm gonna say that's a CEO question, that's not a Humble question.
Speaker 1You know what I'm gonna say. You know what I'm gonna say. How'd a midget look?
Speaker 3This nigga loves midgets. Bro, that's not my question.
Speaker 1Shut up the midget. You know what the fuck I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3Terris, I'm about to call you bro because that's not my question. Somebody find me a midget. I love fucking midgets. This nigga loves midgets for no reason.
Speaker 1Why do you love midgets?
Speaker 3so much.
Speaker 2First of all let's not say the word midget.
Speaker 1Yo Ty, you want to fuck a midget.
Speaker 4Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 3We can't say midget bro, this nigga frightened.
Speaker 1You want to fuck a midget. We can't say midget, a midget in the Ship Club. Fat ass, big titties and shit. You not fucking a shit like yo, tyler, what up, you not fucking a midget.
Speaker 3It's not about see. I think you're missing a point.
Speaker 1Oh, now you went from no to I don't know nigga yeah nah, bro, right Bro, he's missing a point, ain't no point
Speaker 3The point is not whether or not, you would fuck this person.
Speaker 1It's you can't. I never fucked a midget. Bro, you're missing my point.
Speaker 3You can't call them midgets. That's the point I'm trying to make. You can't just say midgets, bro, that's not, it's 2024, bro, you're basically going like this this week. You can't say midgets, no more. It's not about whether or not you will fuck this person, it's the fact that you can't call them that. That's the greeting, bro.
Speaker 1I'm the call the midgets, midgets, since the midgeting started, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. He said midgets yeah, I love me. And midgets Somebody find me a midget. Little people hey, midgets. What up, blizz, that's my nigga Brooklyn. What up, blizzie, that's my nigga right there. Let me tell you a quick story about Blizzie.
Speaker 2It's not even your segment.
Speaker 1I know about. This is a story. Let's start right quick, since he this nigga told me, this nigga told me, this nigga told me, I can't do multiple segments or subjects, but this nigga want to shout to.
Speaker 3Blizzie and you're going to do this, but he's shout to you, but right now it's not the time for that. My nigga is hollering humble.
Speaker 1Okay, hollering humble, it's not hollering blizzy. Okay, hollering humble.
Speaker 3Goddamn, don't holler at me about shit. Y'all know my tag line Brooklyn, fuck that. Anyway, I just wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 1They won't let me go, Blizzie. They won't let me go, son. They won't let me do it. I'm sorry, son. We got another question. I wanted to tell the story.
Speaker 2No, we got no more questions. No, no, no, Humble the light skin came out.
Speaker 1He wouldn't tell us fuck anyone, get the shit out.
Speaker 2What's the question? What's the?
Speaker 4question.
Speaker 2Why can't you tell the folks who do music in shipping containers and have dreams? I'm done with that. Tell.
Speaker 3Teris, the Teris log off. He's holding that nigga Teris log off and hopefully you got the log in so you can get back in this bitch tomorrow, but right now you got to log the fuck off, teris.
Speaker 1That was a good one. You got to log off.
Speaker 2I'm screaming.
Speaker 3No, on a real tip though hollering humble this weekend I wanted to talk to my creatives because it is called hollering humble, and I feel like I want to say some shit that relates to me and everybody that is a creative that does, Whether you're an entrepreneur, whether you're doing it as a part-time gig or whatever it is. I want to.
Speaker 2You were just about to tell the whole story and now you got two minutes. That's crazy.
Speaker 3Go ahead, bro, Shout out Blizzy bro.
Speaker 2Go ahead.
Speaker 3No, you got it, you got it, you got it. Ceo, you got it, you got it, bro, you got it. You got enough time. This nigga drink a four loco and now, all of a sudden, you're Joe Butting, bro relax. This is not that podcast, bro Relax.
Speaker 4Calm down.
Speaker 3The only nigga in here right now, in this room, that could tell me how much time I got is the nigga that owns this bitch, and you, not him. So relax, that's my partner. Calm down my boy, polo. If I got two minutes, tell me I got two minutes, if not, let me get my shit off.
Speaker 1Polo gave me a look Polo's like.
Speaker 3All I want to say is Polo's here say hey.
Speaker 1He said what's up?
Speaker 2I think it's the only one today.
Speaker 1We can't Okay, let my man get through his shit.
Speaker 3Holla CEO man. No, no, no, I'm gonna let him holler at you tonight.
Speaker 2I'm gonna be like a skin Go ahead.
Speaker 3All right.
Speaker 2What can you tell us creators? Yes, we'll do. The creators.
Speaker 3What are the creatives? And this is I'm really low key, talking to myself, but I'm talking to all of y'all two at the same time. It's okay to get in these situations where you feel like you're uninspired or unmotivated to do certain things, but don't let yourself stay there, my nigga. It's been too long where I've been feeling like I've been in a creative rut where I haven't really been able to create the way I want to, and I can't create it all at the LA.
Speaker 3Lakers keep coming on the TV and I can't hear shit when I'm talking. But I'm just fucking what you love. That was your two minute warning.
Speaker 2I'm fucking what you love that was my two minute warning.
Speaker 3I got you. My man gave me Yo, he gave me the award sign. He was like all right, my nigga, wrap this shit up, my nigga. Love was like all right, wrap this shit up, my nigga. You ain't talking about shit right now, but no, no, no. I wanted to talk about this because I actually think it's been heavy on my heart for the last couple of years. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. You're good. I have nothing else to say. 10 seconds, you're done 9.
Speaker 18. It's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 3Shout out to y'all. Yeah, shout out to y'all.
Speaker 2Man, that's what I'm saying, bro, that's my point, but it'd be like this every episode we talk for an hour and a half and then we get to him and be like you got two minutes.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. Why do I get treated like this? That's crazy. You don't have nothing to say that's untrue If y'all give me more than two minutes.
Speaker 2I have a lot to say. Who's your segment today?
Speaker 3We ain't got shit going on, it's cool.
Speaker 2Who's your?
Speaker 4segment today it's cool.
Speaker 2Nah, it's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 3These niggas is crowded today. I don't know what to say. These niggas is crowded today. I don't know what the fuck going on. I'm unsure what is going on. I didn't even you know what's crazy, you would think. You would think, because we're down to member tonight, we would at least each have more time for our segments, y'all didn't even give me shit, Like what the fuck? I didn't even get to say holla at Humble. This nigga cut me off before I could even say holla at.
Speaker 2You said two minutes.
Speaker 3I'm good Yo have a good night.
Speaker 4Yo, it was not me it was Polo, polo did it. See he was crying no, get it out, get it out, I'm good man, I'm good. I lost my train of thought. Now, I lost my train of thought, man.
Speaker 3More of the story is Surround Yourself with Better People, because these niggas suck. That's the boy with the story.
Speaker 1Hey, yo listen man. You know how we do this shit, man. Every fucking well we didn't record.
Speaker 2We can't say every fucking week. We can't say every fucking week we been lazy, we been lazy, we been busy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we been busy Making money, but you know you know, you know, you know, you know, Humble man.
Speaker 3I don't know shit. I don't know a fucking thing.
Speaker 1Don't look at me, don't try to look at me, we don't give you a fuck, man, Nah, nah bro fuck that.
Speaker 3Don't try to look at me and say you know Humble, I don't know a fucking thing, I don't know shit.
Speaker 2We got you next week.
Speaker 3Nah, fuck y'all, we're going to give you a whole 30 seconds, nigga.
Speaker 1We're going to let you go first. We're going to let you go first, so you get your two minutes first.
Speaker 3You witnessed it, the first time I met you. Right, I quit my nigga, I'm out of here. Y'all niggas, y'all niggas do be bad. Y'all niggas drag me through the mud. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2No, no, that's crazy, that's crazy, oh man.
Speaker 1Nah, this shit is funny, man, that's cool. I understand, because you feed into this shit a lot. I understand you feed into this shit so it makes for, you know, combativeness, you know. But no, go ahead, you just shut up, man, go ahead.
Speaker 3Niggas, you already started rapping up the podcast, Bro you ended the show. I didn't end the show. Yes, you did Bro you started rapping up the podcast. I don't say it's your boy Seal McLean Nah. Rap it up. Rap it up. I didn't say that. You said that you know the show's over. I didn't say that, niggas. You said what you say every week, every week.
Speaker 2You know we do this every week, niggas. That's the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3Bro, you're rapping it up.
Speaker 1I didn't say it's your boy, Seal McLean.
Speaker 3Rap it up. Rap it up. It didn't come.
Speaker 1Y'all good, Go ahead. See, we got one, two, three light skin niggas in here. This is what light skin niggas do.
Speaker 4They come on, stop being light skin niggas.
Speaker 1man Be a dark skin niggas for once.
Speaker 3This nigga and I'm not being funny got a segment off and I ain't even give my motherfuckin' segment off. I'm sitting on the goddamn panel.
Speaker 4That shit was. I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1That shit was called Holla Sleaze. I'm good.
Speaker 3And we doing a win. Man, I done. Dropped this cookie on the floor cause y'all niggas over here coming. I'm not even gonna eat that shit now.
Speaker 1Hey yo man listen, it's your boy, Seal McLean.
Speaker 2There you go. I guess we're ending now. Did I say this? It's your girl trap, See it Fuck y'all niggas.
Speaker 3I ain't got shit to say, my name ain't even humbled. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, sleaze, close it out for me bro.
Speaker 4It's your boy. Sleaze with the knees.
Speaker 1And it's no vibe. Pause. Sleaze with the knees. Pause, wait, did you say Sleaze with the knees? Sleaze with the knees.
Speaker 2What are we talking about here, bro? I understand.
Speaker 4I forgot. You guys knew we shouldn't do what you get your part out, Bro.
Speaker 1I'm just letting you get my shit off. That's all I'm saying. All right, Sleaze Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 3Nah, it's too late. My nigga is 11.45. Nah, it's 11.37.
Speaker 1You got three minutes. Nah, fuck y'all. You gave you extra minute.
Speaker 3You not finna? Sit here and give me a time limit. My nigga, that's not finna happen Come on, let's just end it.
Speaker 1Shhh, wrap it up. Okay, wrap it up. Who's that? Fuck y'all. Give me a bang. Do the ear yeah.
Podcasts we love
Check out these other fine podcasts recommended by us, not an algorithm.
