Noadvisory Podcast
Spicy Takes on TikTok Drama, Celebrity Feuds, and the Wild Side of Erotic Getaways
Hey party people, it's Noadvisory Podcast here, and if you thought your feed was spicy before, wait until you get a load of our latest episode. Imagine a world where TikTok's addictive reels are just a nostalgic memory; we tear into the buzz around its potential U.S. ban and why the CEO's words are setting off alarm bells. Then, we swap our detective hats for jerseys as we cheer on the long-overdue empowerment of college athletes capitalizing on their own fame – because let's face it, they've earned it.
But who needs reality TV when you've got the real-life drama of Chris Brown and Quavo throwing shade? Get the lowdown on the latest celebrity tiffs and ponder with us the glaring spotlight on the love lives of stars like Saweetie – we're serving the tea on their media circus. And don't worry, we're not all talk; join us for a ride on the scandalous side as Blue Digital Artist drops in to explore the pleasures and perils of our wildest erotic vacation fantasies.
Buckle up for the last leg of our journey, where we swap fantasy for real-life tales of Jamaican high times and Floridian follies that'll have you rolling – and we're not just talking about the waves in Destin. It's all about the unexpected, from close encounters with island wildlife to the mysterious allure of a term like 'PDI'. So, if you’re craving a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of audacity, and a whole lot of unapologetic real talk, plug in and let’s get this party started.
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Hey party people, it's Noadvisory Podcast here, and if you thought your feed was spicy before, wait until you get a load of our latest episode. Imagine a world where TikTok's addictive reels are just a nostalgic memory; we tear into the buzz around its potential U.S. ban and why the CEO's words are setting off alarm bells. Then, we swap our detective hats for jerseys as we cheer on the long-overdue empowerment of college athletes capitalizing on their own fame – because let's face it, they've earned it.
But who needs reality TV when you've got the real-life drama of Chris Brown and Quavo throwing shade? Get the lowdown on the latest celebrity tiffs and ponder with us the glaring spotlight on the love lives of stars like Saweetie – we're serving the tea on their media circus. And don't worry, we're not all talk; join us for a ride on the scandalous side as Blue Digital Artist drops in to explore the pleasures and perils of our wildest erotic vacation fantasies.
Buckle up for the last leg of our journey, where we swap fantasy for real-life tales of Jamaican high times and Floridian follies that'll have you rolling – and we're not just talking about the waves in Destin. It's all about the unexpected, from close encounters with island wildlife to the mysterious allure of a term like 'PDI'. So, if you’re craving a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of audacity, and a whole lot of unapologetic real talk, plug in and let’s get this party started.
Follow us on social media www.instagram.com/noadvisoryclt
Go ahead, you ready, chappie, chappie. Hot Topics birthdays.
Speaker 2:You more gonna sit there, you more gonna go over there. Do your thing, do your thing, what's?
Speaker 1:up y'all. So listen. This week I gotta give a special shout out. Before I do celebrity birthdays and Hot Topics, I wanna give a special shout out to my parlay group. Shout out to Ralph's Exclusives. That's the parlay group.
Speaker 2:No, you cannot join. Do not ask me for the link. It's a private group.
Speaker 1:I want to know how much money is being made in that group Lots of money.
Speaker 2:So put me in that fucking group. Hell, no, I cannot add you in that group. Why can't you?
Speaker 1:Because, it's closed.
Speaker 2:It's a closed group already.
Speaker 1:What the fuck you mean?
Speaker 2:You in the group. It's too closed? Yes, it is. She gonna reopen that shit? No, she didn't. She reopen it at me and then close it. See, go on, you can't get in. See, that's that shit. Black people, I tell you Wow. But shout out to my Parlay family because, they definitely follow me. I'm a white person and let me in Sure buddy.
Speaker 1:Let People One of y'all motherfuckers let me in, so let's go ahead celebrity birthdays for well, for today, not for this week.
Speaker 2:For today okay, yeah, I ain't doing homie, that's a lot.
Speaker 1:Okay, q what? Come on. Come on, who's that? She killed herself. She almost.
Speaker 2:She killed herself, she almost killed herself. That's what you said. You said she killed herself, she almost killed herself Almost.
Speaker 1:She did not die, she almost killed herself. Why don't you ask your mom I don't know if it was over Kyrie Do your.
Speaker 2:Kill herself. Hey, it doesn't recognize your voice. Get the fuck out of here, that shit crazy. Get that shit back, alright.
Speaker 1:Alright, next up Mona Leo. Oh, mona Leo, that's my girl. Who is this?
Speaker 2:That's Stunna baby mama, that's Stunna baby mama who.
Speaker 1:Stunna the rapper she's, she went.
Speaker 2:Stunna full time.
Speaker 3:Stunna full time. That's his baby mama. Oh, stunna full time. Yeah, wait, he Wait, she got that song.
Speaker 2:Beating Down your Block.
Speaker 1:Echo. Echo Fulio.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's her. Yeah, I love her. Yeah, she ought to be playing that show with Tamela Carr. That's her. Yeah, that's her, I love that.
Speaker 1:Shout out to.
Speaker 3:Happy Birthday, my love. How old she turn 23.
Speaker 1:Oh, 23. Happy Birthday, baby. That's my girl fire, she's real happy birthday, fulio and last up, sedge, the Entertainer. He turned 60. Happy birthday, big Sedge. Oh, that's a round of applause for Sedge.
Speaker 2:Happy birthday, big Sedge anytime you reach a century age milestone, we gotta celebrate that shout out to Big Sedge.
Speaker 1:Happy birthday. Shout out to my whole girl.
Speaker 2:Tamara, she just turned 50 man. She looks like she's 30 too Dang. Oh my God, she bad. I feel you.
Speaker 1:My bad Dang. All right, so we're going to go ahead and go to the celebrity hot topics.
Speaker 2:Okay, topics.
Speaker 1:Topics All right, the first one. I just had to because you know we on TikTok, all right we are on TikTok the. Senate recently passed the bill that Joe Biden has already said he will sign. Yes, joe Biden has already said he will sign. Yes, that will force TikToks.
Speaker 2:He already signed that I thought.
Speaker 3:No, he signed it. He just passed Senate on Tuesday. Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:He signed defense. Okay, that will force the TikTok parent company, bytedance, to either sell their share of stock in the company or the program will be banned from the United States.
Speaker 3:Yeah, TikTok will be banned Now. Let me tell you everybody, because I know he's got everybody paintings in a bunch, let me help y'all out.
Speaker 1:Just because it's banned doesn't mean that the app is going to mysteriously disappear around a lot of that on facebook and that's very ignorant. Let's do some research before we just start saying something right? All it means is that it will no longer be available for sale, so you cannot get it on the app store so now it's like angry birds download if you have it on your phone, don't delete it, you're good.
Speaker 1:If you don't have it on the phone, I suggest you get it before they take it off, because once they ban it and take it off the app market, you will never be able to get it again, okay wait, go ahead.
Speaker 2:You're gonna download it because I'm about to play the uh what the owner of TikTok had said.
Speaker 1:He's not gonna sell it. I don't think he's gonna sell this shit. I wouldn't, I wouldn't Right. You know how that shit is banned in the US, that's from China, that's from other countries. You know they tried to ban me for real.
Speaker 2:So this is what he said.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what'd he say? What do you?
Speaker 3:mean that the president signed into law that is designed to ban TikTok in the United States. That will take TikTok away from you and 170 million Americans who find community and connection on our platform. Make no mistake this is a ban, a ban on TikTok and a ban on you and your voice. Politicians may say otherwise, but don't get confused. Many who sponsored the bill admit a TikTok ban is the ultimate goal. It's obviously a disappointing moment, but it does not need to be a defining one.
Speaker 1:It's actually a good one. Okay, I want to say something about this. Y'all know I got to hop in my politics. Talk to him. That statement that he put out is very manipulative, and I'm gonna tell you why. Okay, the greatest way to get people to do what you want to do is by fear, and that post alone is instilling the fear that TikTok will no longer be available. The community that you feel safe with is gonna be taken away from you by Big Bad America.
Speaker 3:Because they want to protect you.
Speaker 1:The word you're looking for is fear-mongering. Fear-mongering, don't pop it out. Teach your shit. Don't pop it out, but we're going to go ahead and move on. We ain't going to get into much of that.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, don't be a long guy. Tiktok will still be here.
Speaker 1:It's not going anywhere, yeah because it's a couple dances, I gotta kind of get yeah, and I love Tic Tac. I love being a Tic Tac, tic Tic. Next up, my girl, kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 3:She ain't really my girl, but oh why Kaitlyn Clark, the white great savior of the women's basketball? God damn it.
Speaker 1:No, I actually love Adam Sandler, my little sister.
Speaker 2:I actually love what Kaitlyn Clark is about to do for the WNBA and see, I like that you say that Tell me what she's about to do for the WNBA that black women have not done before.
Speaker 1:So tell me.
Speaker 2:See, because it's a different dynamic than Kaitlyn Clark. She put eyes more on her and Charisse together, Put eyes on women's college women's basketball.
Speaker 1:She absolutely did, specifically women's college basketball and those same fans are now transitioning over to the WNBA, which is huge for the WNBA the women's. Atlanta team and the women's Texas team sold out their tickets for the season. They have no more tickets for the season. They have never, ever been done before now.
Speaker 2:Granted, there have been exceptional women that came before her Cheryl Swoops, dawn Staley, cynthia Cooper, exceptional WNBA players but in that time span there was no social media, there was no dynamics behind them. As far as hype is concerned, kaitlyn Clark be coming out there pulling like she's Steph Curry times two and she got everybody looking at her, even niggas, like, oh God, I watch the fucking Iowa games, kaitlyn Clark. So that is why her going to the WNBA is going to transcend the game. Because of the impact media impact that Caitlyn Clark has, that she's bringing to the WNBA Watch. She's going to change it. And her with Angel Reese and all these other people, paige and these guys that came in, I'm not impressed.
Speaker 1:I'm not impressed. It's fine.
Speaker 2:It's fine.
Speaker 1:I'm not impressed at all because she didn't bring all that to the college basketball.
Speaker 3:I don't think she did. I don't think she single-handedly did all that shit.
Speaker 1:She didn't single-handedly do that shit. What she single-handedly did was create a movement or create a stir in news, and she did this and that's why people started watching because of this moment right here. That was her moment Disrespecting a black woman and that black woman disrespected her back. That's what brought all the viewers, so please don't let me. Don't look at it, dawn.
Speaker 2:Stanley is not an active player, she's a coach, alright. So coaches, they're not looking at coaches, they're looking at the players and what the players do Fuck the coaches, the players. So, because she's an active player and because of all of that shit which got the media hype, which brought eyes to the women's game, and then Angel Reese came back and actually won a national championship, let's give a round of applause for that by beating Iowa. So that's a nod to the black women for going out there and getting whooping their ass and winning that. But and those two things combined, help the women's basketball.
Speaker 2:It's the next season, more people tuned in because of that and why them both going to the WNBA is going to continue that rivalry and that's going to bring more eyes and money to the WNBA, because that's what they need. They need money because they're not able to pay these players the money because they don't have the viewership. So now Kaitlin Clark is going to bring the viewership, or bring more TV deals, or brings more revenue to the WNBA, which is where they can pay WNBA players more money. So this is actually going to be a revolutionary movement for the WNBA in my opinion.
Speaker 1:Rooting for everyone black.
Speaker 2:I'll get around to posting. I know you don't.
Speaker 1:That wasn't what the topic was about I was just going to say, she just signed a deal of eight years for Nike for $28 million.
Speaker 3:I signed that. Congratulations to her for that. That's huge, that's money.
Speaker 1:Congratulations to her for that, because that's money. Speaking of being, it's huge, that's money. Yeah, congratulations to her for that, because that's money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's money. Speaking of being it's starting, see it's starting. Which WNBA player got a deal like that? None.
Speaker 1:Nobody yet, but Angela Reese's jersey did just sign Both of them.
Speaker 2:Both Angela Reese and what's her girl name, camilla. Camilla Killed the jersey sale, so that's money coming to WNBA. See, see, how that works.
Speaker 1:I'm not embarrassed Moving along You'll be.
Speaker 2:You'll be Moving along. You'll be at the end of the season. We're going to come back, Rihanna do y'all remember her song Diamond? Hey, shine bright like a diamond. No, not in 2012?
Speaker 1:2012. Well, 14 years later, it is officially a diamond-selling record.
Speaker 2:You can get around to applause for that, but you see how long breakfast take to go diamond. That's crazy. That's a good thing to see Google, who was the fastest artist to go diamond, because it's hard to go?
Speaker 1:diamond, probably Michael Jackson, probably Michael Jackson. Let me see, let's ask Siri, hey Siri, or the Beatles.
Speaker 2:Hey, siri, I said Beatles or Michael Jackson. Who is the fastest artist to go? Diamond? This nigga old as fuck, just fuck it up.
Speaker 3:Dang Little Nas X Old Town Road, are you?
Speaker 1:serious Wow, wow I like that song, though, not expecting that, not expecting that.
Speaker 2:Wow, no, no, no, old Town Road. I ain't gonna say that shit.
Speaker 1:Next up, that's.
Speaker 2:Big Diddy right there.
Speaker 1:Ryan Garcia Shout out to the body Garcia.
Speaker 2:He won that fight. He won that fight. He won that fight. He won that fight. He won that fight. He won that fight. He won that fight he won that fight.
Speaker 1:I knew it. He won that fight against Damian Haney. That was some crazy one, it was a plot.
Speaker 3:We had that shit planned out for months, that shit was scheduled.
Speaker 1:I trained so hard for this.
Speaker 2:And I would drive and anybody believe that. You're a fucking idiot. Like if you really think that these guys are doing this stuff. We are in the social media age. You cannot believe fucking nothing you see on social media but people are so gullible and believe every fucking thing Like it's just so crazy, it's just baffling to me. That's wild. Like you think this nigga will actually drink every fucking that shit would've been that Been that.
Speaker 3:But shout out to Ron Garcia man, Shout out to Ron.
Speaker 1:Garcia man. Shout out to him. Shout out to Reggie Bush, Shout out to Reggie Bush.
Speaker 2:Yes, shout out to Reggie Bush.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Reggie Bush. Yes, shout out to Reggie Bush 14 years of having his Heisman trophy taken away from him it has finally been returned. Y'all, yes. So for those of you who maybe knew maybe you're not unfamiliar with the situation back in 2010,. This was so long ago. I remember it, though.
Speaker 2:He was getting all that money.
Speaker 1:Yes, Reggie Bush had his Heisman Trophy taken away because USC was sanctioned and he was found guilty of receiving lavish gifts while he was an NCAA football player. Okay, so they took his Heisman Trophy away. Well, 14 years later, the NCAA says hey times have changed. We got NIHs now.
Speaker 3:I mean.
Speaker 1:NILs now Sorry, wrong league NILs now. It's only fair to give you your trophy back. Yeah, it's only fair. So shout out to Reggie Bush. Man, I had to talk about this because I personally love Reggie Bush when he was a player.
Speaker 3:I love Reggie, I still love.
Speaker 1:Reggie Bush. Now I feel like his greatest downfall was getting with Kim K. But hey, what do I know?
Speaker 2:That wasn't a greatest downfall, that was a come up for him and Kim K at the time. Both of them, they both benefited from that partnership, that business partnership. Yeah, they both benefited from that and shout out and I'm glad that they decided to give him back his trophy because, look at this, Look like there's really millions of these niggas.
Speaker 1:I know he was boiling Like come on, y'all took my shit for the same shit, but now y'all freely letting him do it and y'all putting out who number one, who number two.
Speaker 2:You know how much money people made from Reggie Bush's name Shit. You know how much jerseys were sold? Fucking didn't get nothing. So you expect him to come out there and not take nothing right.
Speaker 1:Be for real stupid, be so for real yeah I'm glad rules have changed now so these kids can make some money, because it's a lot. These sports are not I mean sports and sports sports are not easy. These kids endure a lot of injuries and stuff and not being able to make no money off of their likeness and their name is wild to me. So I'm liking that that rules are changing. I'm hoping more rules are changing so these kids can make some more money, because even if they sell my body, I can't make no money Right Period and to your point, coach T, like being an athlete, especially at the collegiate level, like you have long days you cannot work a job because your schedule is so tedious you barely go home for holidays. Like it was so tedious you barely got home for holidays. You barely have time to do anything really but sports school and that's it.
Speaker 1:It's sweet, that's really it. So they definitely should be compensated for that. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2:And I'm glad the athletes are getting compensated, even though they said that is kind of messing up the college game, but rightfully so. Messing up the college game, but rightfully so if your guys are selling my jersey and people in the arena got my whole jersey with my name on the back of it and I ain't making no money you must be a fucking fucking bitch.
Speaker 1:So shout out to all the athletes. And my last topic for the day man, chris Brown and Quavo man.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 1:God.
Speaker 2:First of all, let me tell y'all this before we get started.
Speaker 3:Quavius and Christopher, if y'all don't sit your asses down. First of all, let me tell y'all something.
Speaker 1:Christopher Maurice Brown. Is that nigga?
Speaker 2:because that nigga ate him up, he ate him up.
Speaker 1:He ate his ass up. Don't forget Chris Brown, he can rap and that's the thing I'm going to say, my piece about it, and a lot of people might disagree with me. I feel like Chris Brown won that and I understand people feel like Chris who. A lot of people debated me about it.
Speaker 2:Debated About Quavo.
Speaker 1:Quavo won this and I said I don't think that that's fair because in a sense y'all jumped this nigga. You went and got a dead nigga resurrected dead nigga. Resurrected him from the grave put him on the verse, even though I know it's an old verse which is horrible. That's the thing a lot of people don't know. If you a Take Off fan, you listen to his solo album, you know where the verse came from.
Speaker 2:Horrible. If you don't, you be like I'm gonna take off that album where it came from, but it was like that's horrible, and then it's like you know he put it together.
Speaker 1:I feel like they in life that shit was terrible.
Speaker 2:That shit was terrible, horrible, horrible To be honest we are forgetting the real winner in this beef Don't say Swahili, no, the real winner in this beef is Saweetie.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you why Saweetie is the real winner.
Speaker 2:Let me explain why she's the biggest loser. She definitely needs better PR training. She's the biggest loser.
Speaker 1:She definitely needs better PR training, but she's the biggest winner because, first of all, chris Brown, you fuck Chris Brown and Quavo. First of all Chris.
Speaker 3:Brown and.
Speaker 1:Idris Idris Alba. Her body count is wall.
Speaker 2:Not.
Speaker 1:Idris Alba, damn soon, idris.
Speaker 2:Michael B Jordan.
Speaker 3:All the fine niggas that I have, all the fine niggas that I have.
Speaker 1:I wish I'm not mad at them. I wish she's another Lori B. We just didn't know.
Speaker 2:Right, she's the great value they praise Lori B.
Speaker 1:Why y'all not praise the sweet Talk about it?
Speaker 2:Because she's the great value of her, see, that's double standards.
Speaker 3:How is it double standards as a woman?
Speaker 1:Because y'all allow Lori to do it, but because Sweetie's down on her level.
Speaker 2:It's not acceptable. I mean she smashed a nigga's door. I don't think it's a double standard, it's just that you know, Lori. I mean what's her name? Lori Harvey, Her MO is geared around that, not Sweetie. We didn't know until shit came out, until the niggas mentioned in the records, lord. What's the name again? Laurie harvey. That's her stigma. That's a shit nigga. So that's her brand, that's not sweetie's brand. So that's why it's a different. You know it looks, it's looked upon differently okay, whatever he said.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, chris brown, ate quavo ass up in that beef and shout out to light skinned niggas, light skinned niggas coming back and they making a living.
Speaker 1:You see a light skinned nigga in your head.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie A light skinned nigga in your head.
Speaker 1:I thought I was equally a Chris Brown fan, as I was a Quavo fan. And I feel like when I heard both them verses, I'm like damn, chris Brown can't do no wrong. You can say whatever you want about him. You can say he a wrong, he can't. You can say whatever you want about him. You can say he a croquet, you ain't never seen him on the lot doing no coke. No, you ain't never seen him doing no coke. I don't know why I call him a croquet?
Speaker 2:Oh, that's speculation.
Speaker 1:Speculation. I don't know why I'd send him in as a croquet. Y'all ain't never seen him doing it. Right, so we don't know for sure.
Speaker 2:If he's a crackhead, that nigga should be using the moves, not a crackhead, a cokehead, a cokehead.
Speaker 1:Crackheads be flipping all the time. I see a nigga on Baddest 4 be flipping on down the street.
Speaker 2:That nigga be using that coke or crack. Whatever the fuck you want to do with that nigga? Shout out to Chris.
Speaker 1:I feel like I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah, you know it's. I swear to God, shout out to the four you having prana. I love the four. I swear to God, I love the four. Man, y'all, know that's my hood West Side Bitch. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, let me tell y'all that nigga be flipping down, but it's four for real.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the four, shout out to the four.
Speaker 1:Let's have our topics for today. Yeah, shout out to Chappie.
Speaker 2:Chappie, chapp, to give you a flower you always give us great topics. Yeah, you're on a plane, Speaking of which, we are in search of a YouTube correspondent.
Speaker 1:We are hiring.
Speaker 2:So if you know somebody, I know somebody, I know somebody tell them to hit up Novozy Podcast or Novozy Pod DM and let's get you hired.
Speaker 1:Yes, youtube correspondent, we need you, we need to hire you. You will be doing some content.
Speaker 2:I need to hire you. You will be doing Some content.
Speaker 1:You about to hire K-Digital for our Videographer again?
Speaker 2:Yes, you got to do some Content you hired.
Speaker 1:You didn't even know, damn K-Live what the fuck. He confused, we confused, like Everybody confused On the spot, that's crazy, but yes, we're hiring YouTube correspondents. Also, we're looking For an event correspondent Because Me and Sid and I say me and Sid because the other niggas don't never show up so me and Sid, listen, I put in fucking years of work. I'm tired Me and Sid be at the event. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:We just hit the celebrity basketball game K was there with us.
Speaker 1:With Boxman D-Lo and shout out to Ace over there, we trying to hit up the little festival in Spartanburg. Don't say little. I'm going to say little. That's disrespectful, excuse me, I didn't say little. The big festival is Spartanburg with Nivea, ying Yang Twins, nivea yeah, it's going to be lit man, nivea. We all sad this summer is what me and Cia said. We all sad Nivea. So we need an event correspondent. Shout out to Kim, because I mean, shout out to my friend. Shout out to Kim. Shout out to the Hoochies Because we, my friends alone, the Hoochies, the Hoochies.
Speaker 2:I love the Hoochies hey a lot of niggas love the Hoochies.
Speaker 1:Goodbye Shout out to Kim, because Kim stepped in for our event at the celebrity basketball show with my Sandy Love and took some great behind the scenes content Shout out to Kim.
Speaker 2:Show me Kim.
Speaker 1:Kim is the short, dark skinned one. Short, show me Kim. Kim is the short dark-skinned one.
Speaker 2:Short dark-skinned one. Yeah, is she a midget?
Speaker 1:No, she's not a midget. Boo who said short? Just because she's short, don't mean she a midget. Is she five feet? She over five feet? Okay, she ain't a midget. You got my hairs this one Short hair.
Speaker 3:Oh, god damn who that, anyway, shout out to my friends.
Speaker 1:My friends always support me and they show up when I need them.
Speaker 3:Look at, look at look at oh brother.
Speaker 2:Put that to the camera.
Speaker 1:Don't put it to the camera.
Speaker 2:Is it? Oh, this is your phone. Oh, your phone dead too. Hey, camera, you've been free a couple months. Huh, I said you've been free.
Speaker 1:What a couple months. A couple months and the Drink some wine you thirsty.
Speaker 2:What's the confession is the best time to do it Two.
Speaker 1:Goddamn, put me up again what you got to say, debra. Come on, I am cross-faded. What this cross-fade plus that wine.
Speaker 2:Plus the wine.
Speaker 1:It's kicking my ass right now. You're welcome. Courtesy of Terrace, this little tequila wine shit. Courtesy of Terrace Kicking my ass. Shout out to Bria of the hoochie she put me on shout out to Bria the hoochie.
Speaker 2:Shout out to this hoochie right here tell this hoochie to come hit my DM no fuck, no, no, fuck no, cause I know you.
Speaker 1:So fuck, no, no, thank you. Alright, see, what's second confession shit. Let me see that again. Alright, c, what's the second confession? Shit. That's funny, did you?
Speaker 3:hear that oh.
Speaker 1:Say it out loud, friend I'm drunk, hb. Oh Lord, I was not drunk, baby. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, we're clipping this. We're clipping this. I can't wait to clip this shit. And I'm posting on all platforms oh fuck, oh, we're clipping this. We're clipping this. I can't wait to clip this shit. And.
Speaker 2:I'm posting on all platforms. Yo, when I go to OPS.
Speaker 3:I'm going to put it in specifically that I miss my name.
Speaker 1:That's going to specifically come up, my man, my man, my man. Wait who the fuck we talking about?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Yep there it is. I love this. We're outside.
Speaker 1:Last time I told y'all about my man the whole. Fuck them. So I'm good Shit Right there.
Speaker 2:See, you can't be telling the hoochies about your man the hoochies going to be hoochies, not my hoochies, but tell this girl right here.
Speaker 1:Bye, I see you. That's how I'm going to say it Face face. I do All right, man, do you have a? What would you do today? Yes, I got. What would you do? I'm just glad I didn't talk about anything. She lying Fuck go ahead.
Speaker 2:I ain't talking about shit.
Speaker 1:Hey, it's me, cole, it's me, we're cool now. He said I was like we gonna never be friends. He was like no, fuck, no, we'll never be friends but we had a conversation. So that's a start, that's good.
Speaker 2:Communication is key. Communication is key to any relationship or any rekindling of relationships. Communication so good, good for y'all no rekindling.
Speaker 1:I gotta get my nigga back Jamaica.
Speaker 3:Jamaica alright, so no single, I gotta give my nigga back.
Speaker 1:Your man got it for me. God, it's overrated, it's very much so. All right, bet. So no Single. Very much on my side. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:All right, so what would you do?
Speaker 1:What would you do? Hit your sound, fuck that. Hit your sound. I don't want that shit. I don't want that shit. Hit your sound. No, that ain't it, not your sound.
Speaker 2:Get away, get away, get away, get away.
Speaker 1:Hit the sound. That's not the sound that sound is.
Speaker 2:I need to record that shit.
Speaker 1:You say that every week, I know but.
Speaker 2:I'm leaving, I can't record it. I need to go get Kim. Call Kim and tell her to leave Bye.
Speaker 1:What would you do? What's her IG? What would you do? What's her IG? What would you do? Give me her IG, no why not?
Speaker 2:what would you do? I just want to talk. What would you do? Okay, what would you do? What would you do? What would you do? And again, disclaimer my what would you do's are either based off my experiences I see you trying to move that shit, I see you about to cut this bitch off but what would you do are experiences either that I experience or what other people experience. So this is what I experience, all right, so what would you do?
Speaker 2:Uh-oh, what would you do if you went, say you went to check cash in place or whatever place of business you want to be in. You went there. Let's make it even better. You want a car into place, because this is good, this is goes with the story. So you're like let's go enterprise, okay. So you're an enterprise, car into place. We're in the car, you know, get the car and then there's somebody behind you. You know they just observing and stuff like that. All right, so then you get the car, boom, boom, got the paperwork. You're going. The guy stops you. That was it. You're like yo, I just see you just running the car, right it's like yo you want to get some money?
Speaker 2:oh, hell no right, and then you, you know, you can either say hell, no, or you know what. Let me see what you talk about. All right, what's up? So this is what we could do. You get the car you park, I'm gonna ram in the back of you and we get this money right.
Speaker 2:So at that point, stop. What would you do if somebody came up to you and had an elaborate scheme and said you got this rental and I'm going to run and smash in the back of you so we could claim some whatever and get paid? What would you do? Would you do it take the money or would you reject it?
Speaker 1:And I got something behind that, I'll do it. Fuck it, I'll do it. You know he'll love shake, I'll do it.
Speaker 2:You'll do it. Yeah, okay, what would you do?
Speaker 1:So my daddy had a friend right, oh shit, oh shit, and this was his, this how he made his living uh, huh professional insurance scams, and he did this for like 10 years before he finally got caught. So I think I would definitely do it, because if he got away with it for 10 years, I could get away with it once. You would do it, mm-hmm Okay.
Speaker 2:What would y'all guys do Ty sleep.
Speaker 1:He's sleeping. That is crazy, ty what up.
Speaker 2:Oh he had a long day.
Speaker 1:Oh, we done fucking sleep. We just asked him, we just asked him.
Speaker 2:what would you do if you rented a car and some guy, guy, whatever, occasionally be coming to you and say, yo, let me smash in the back of your car and let's get this money? What would you do? Would you do it or would you not do it?
Speaker 3:Hmm.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 1:All you gotta do is shake a little bit Tom.
Speaker 3:What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:A nigga. You rent a car and a nigga come up to you and say my personal car. No, your rental car. Oh shit, go crazy. Okay, you'll take it. Yeah, go crazy. Okay. Just don't leave no little wet sauces and all that shit back there, Like clean yourself up, Okay.
Speaker 1:Wait, did you get insurance on the car?
Speaker 2:and all that shit back there, like clean yourself up.
Speaker 1:Okay, wait, did you get insurance on the car? Huh, did you get insurance on the car? Huh, hold on. Yeah, you gotta have insurance on the car, right? Nah, some people don't get insurance. Yeah, you don't get insurance.
Speaker 3:Surprisingly that's why I've never get insurance on my rentals, ever Wow.
Speaker 2:Because I put my own insurance. They just don't use this oh, all right.
Speaker 1:So insurance lady before my insurance lady here um you, I would recommend you use your insurance first. But it does not help, hurt to get the um the rental insurance, rental insurance, but if you don't. It's okay because your insurance pretty much go full coverage, everything that's it yes sir, so what would you do?
Speaker 2:let me see that hey, what's up?
Speaker 3:y'all how y'all doing it's quarter right, checkitch, right, check. One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one one one, one, one, one, one one.
Speaker 2:What my first question to him would be is nigga, have you done this shit before?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Good, fucking good. Let's give a round of applause for that.
Speaker 2:If I get the sense that he's a veteran. I think I'm with the shits.
Speaker 3:But with a rookie.
Speaker 2:There's no way. There you go, there you go, and I like that response. So this is what I did. Oh so this was a true story about you. He said it was about him.
Speaker 3:Oh shit a dumbass.
Speaker 2:So this is what I did so first of all I was like what? That's what I said. I said what he's like. So I'm a ram in the back of you. I'm trying to process this shit in my head. A nigga just randomly come up to me and ask me yo, let me smash the back of your car, whatever, and we collect some shit. My first thing I said no, because I'm thinking about my health.
Speaker 2:Nigga, what if the nigga smash the back of the car and some unforeseen shit happen and I die? How I'm gonna collect the money in my dad? Y'all niggas ain't thinking about that shit, right? Y'all niggas thinking about money. I'm thinking about health. You know how much shit could go wrong, this nigga said, and you don't know what impact it could be, you don't know what angle, you don't know what dynamic is Anything. And then they talk about I'm going to hit the back of your car and you're going to collect some money. Nigga, what? What if the backseat, some shit just sprung out and hit me in my head and cut my and put a hole in my head or something? No, I'm not doing that. That is a high risk, low reward for me. So I respectfully said my nigga, thank you.
Speaker 1:But no, thanks, I'm out of here. So what happened? That's what I told him.
Speaker 2:I said thank you, but no, thank you. No, he was persistent Like yo, bro. You know, I'm telling you, bro, I I do this all the time, like and to your point, to your point, like y'all do this all the time. This is easy money, nigga, get the fuck out of my face. I said no, I'm not doing it. Go catch one of these motherfuckers and do that shit with me. I'm not doing it Like, I'm just thinking about my life.
Speaker 1:I can just imagine you having this entire shit in my lifetime.
Speaker 2:But the shit is, I'm big on control. What you can control, I can't control that shit. I can't control. If you're driving, I can't control. If you hit my shit, push me to another, I can't control that. So I'm putting my life in another nigga's hands For some money. Nah, nigga, I ain't doing that shit.
Speaker 3:So what would you guys?
Speaker 2:do? What would you do? So I'm putting my life in another niggas hand for some, for some money.
Speaker 1:What would you?
Speaker 2:guys do, if that was a stupid would you do?
Speaker 1:I see you shaking your head. You ain't doing, don't believe it. Don't believe it. He think about it. He think about it.
Speaker 2:I didn't even ask that question Like nigga, how much you gonna get out of this? Shit right, there's a lot of people that really do it, but I'm like nah.
Speaker 3:I like my car too much, but it's a rental though not your car Rental?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a rental. Oh man, I ain't paying my much variables, I'm not with that. So what you do, that's my question.
Speaker 1:Drop me in the comments. Y'all Tell us what would you do. And please don't do this at home, don't do this at home.
Speaker 2:Please don't do that song.
Speaker 1:All right, baby, give me a break you want to play this bitch. Yes, I like my intro.
Speaker 2:Can't cut the sound getting paid for editing.
Speaker 1:I like my sound, so, yeah, shout out to my girl what did you do? No, that's what you did. No, that's heartbreaking. That's heartbreaking. Go ahead and hit my shit, please.
Speaker 2:I'm about to leak that shit. Go ahead, hit it.
Speaker 1:Cocktails with tea. Y'all know it's another week, another episode of Cocktails with Tea. It's week, another episode. Cocktails with tea is your girl team? Um, this week we are gonna want a wild ass concoction here. Um, shout out to my sister, bria from the hoochies. You know, um, she gave me a recipe yesterday that had me, like I was doing like body rolls in the house. You know what I'm saying. So you're supposed to take a shot of tequila and then drink wine following it. How do you guys feel right now?
Speaker 2:Oh, I feel good.
Speaker 1:My heart ain't feeling things, brother.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Say that again, sid, where it is tonight. You said what's driving friend? You said that Gucci driving. I said my heart ain't feeling things, there you go. So the wine we are sponsoring, this is why the wine we are sponsored by St Chateau, michelle, this is a Riesling.
Speaker 2:I can't show you her face, but look what I just got sent.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck Shit. Look what they just sent me. Kate. Is that on the camera you be showing off the most mediocre?
Speaker 2:That ass is mediocre.
Speaker 1:Yes, that's a nice ass. It is nice, but that's not as nice as I've seen. Listen, this is nice for me. And her panties don't match your bra, it don't matter.
Speaker 2:She put them on for me. Sorry, my panties don't match your bra. She put them on for me. I told her to put it on. She Is that a?
Speaker 1:current, or is that an old one? This is just now.
Speaker 2:She just sent it to me, Anywho can I continue? Yes, sure, go ahead. Thank you Absolutely, because you're not been a humble man?
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:You should have stopped doing him like this. Yeah, to be honest, she cares, that's her man, it's not, he broke up with her.
Speaker 1:Chateau, michelle is. A Riesling pairs well with pasta, salmon or fish, so it's like a fish or pasta wine, very good. The Riesling gets you there quick. So this goes with my question that gets you there quick. You ready to see him?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Because you know you're vanilla anyway, so you don't have sex for real.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 1:You.
Speaker 2:She asked her.
Speaker 1:Whoa, that was disgusting.
Speaker 2:I almost threw up I'm going to ask her right now. No, I'm going to ask her right now. No, no.
Speaker 1:We know how you like to ask. Siri text this bitch Nope.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:so the question Am I familiar babe.
Speaker 2:They want to know. We don't want to know. We don't want to know.
Speaker 1:None of that, Don't text that girl that said we want to know, because we don't want to know that shit.
Speaker 2:We don Good, you got my series, my little secret, my little secret.
Speaker 1:That's how we gonna keep it. Are y'all done?
Speaker 2:Are y'all done?
Speaker 1:Alright, this question is for Everybody in the room. This question is for y'all. Y'all ready? Alright? What is and when? I, when I ask this question, you know I need you to be descriptive, because this is a descriptive question, okay I love these, not good adjectives describe your favorite erotic vacation and the way I why I ask that is because vacations I did my research this week vacations are like the top two places that stimulate like your libidos and stuff being like out of country, out of town.
Speaker 3:Hotel sex. We all know how hotel sex get down.
Speaker 1:You know you feel good fucking in a hotel because you got to clean that shit up tomorrow. You know what I'm saying. So describe your dream erotic vacation so this is a dream erotic vacation.
Speaker 2:It's not what you experienced.
Speaker 1:Or what you experienced. If you experienced it, tell me. I'll let y'all know after I'm done, because y'all know.
Speaker 2:You go first, Trav. I'm trying to go to my mental Rolodex.
Speaker 1:You ain't this shit. I don't know if I want to disclose this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you know she's not getting choked to death and shit like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she did. Trap is a freaky diggy. She said she might get choked to death, to near death, to near death.
Speaker 2:She said that she got the shit on social media. You can see it. Play the footage. Play the footage.
Speaker 1:I said it again what Play the footage? Just enough to start.
Speaker 3:You got to tap you to wake up friend Bruh, she going to die.
Speaker 2:She going to be on Charlotte the next day Go say that Fendi's podcast host.
Speaker 1:I will say it's really just the thrill of like.
Speaker 2:Dying, dying.
Speaker 1:Almost dying. Yeah, it's like, wow, I need more wine for this. It's really different. I can't. It sounds so weird, I know I probably sound like the creepiest, diggiest woman in the world, but it's literally just like the adrenaline from the thrill is what makes it better.
Speaker 2:Two hands in one, Because you know with two hands that shit is intentional.
Speaker 1:If you really Bitch, die. No, it's not like that. Y'all thinking of it all wrong.
Speaker 2:Well, you got the word. You're like all right, baby, yeah, but two hands like Two hands like bitch, die Bitch.
Speaker 1:It's not how you're thinking. Okay, the preferred method is one hand on the back of the neck. The the preferred method is one hand on the back of the neck, the other hand pushing my head down. So still two hands, but just this is even not that fucking hard, yeah.
Speaker 2:They ain't choking. Yeah, that's choking right, you got to be, in the end.
Speaker 3:That't choking. Yeah, that's choking.
Speaker 1:Right, you got to be in the end. That's choking. If they got really long arms, they can come around like this. That's the real thrill. Do it for him.
Speaker 2:Little b Alright, so Erotic.
Speaker 1:Vacation. You don't have one? I do, but I don't know if I want to tell them this will be an audio exclusive for all you subscribers, okay, but I don't know if I want to tell you this will be an audio exclusive for all you subscribers, okay. Good, go ahead. We shall In Greece because, y'all know, I love Greece.
Speaker 3:You in Greece.
Speaker 1:No, but I want to. No, I love Greece. Greece is beautiful In Greece, in Santorini Greece to be exact. Ooh, santorini is.
Speaker 2:Put some sand underneath me, mm-hmm, just being free Put some sand underneath you, yeah On your feet and shit yeah.
Speaker 3:Like a swallow. So where you at Outside?
Speaker 2:In the village, in the village with sand. Yeah, okay, trying to picture this mental bulletin, it's not real, I'm just going. So this is fake. She's seeing it in my erotic fantasy.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, gotcha, we go into the ocean, yeah, and we like.
Speaker 2:Why are you going to the ocean?
Speaker 1:Because I'm in fucking Greece. The water is clear.
Speaker 2:I know what I want to do in my fucking life. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm sorry, god damn Damn.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, damn Damn.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo that's cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's the one. Really nigga, really nigga. Okay, go ahead. Damn Damn, I need you to learn the buttons.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry you pressing me, I choke a lot.
Speaker 1:So yeah, so we go out to the ocean, mind you, we go to the ocean? Yes, I do want to get choked in the ocean In the ocean what the she want to she want to get choked in the ocean. In the ocean what the she want to get choked and drowned Aquaman? No, not drowned. I can swim a little bit and nothing else to die. And then it's like you know, I'm like you know something wrong with me, I'm toxic.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You're toxic, you know, oh shit. Then I'm like you know something wrong with me, yeah, you know. And I'm like, ooh, that almost killed me, oh fuck. And then we go back to the villa, and then we just have sex everywhere in the villa. See yo, what's your erotic vacation, Bruh that's not erotic at all. That is erotic.
Speaker 2:You're going to be the first 48. That's where the fuck you're going to be at If we don't find this motherfucker the first 48 hours that guilt trap sit on a fucking vacation in Greece.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't get that far, see, I think you're thinking too deep into it.
Speaker 2:You said to the point where they're going to tap you, how far enough do you want to go?
Speaker 1:I tap them. It's like a level. Right, but that's like nigga, they don't start straight, choking me out Like they start soft and they just like go tighter until I let them know. Okay, this is an acceptable level.
Speaker 2:Whatever?
Speaker 1:Don't knock it till you, try.
Speaker 2:You never try that shit. See, I wish everybody was the same.
Speaker 1:Just try choking somebody when you have sex.
Speaker 2:I mean I've choked a couple of bitches, but not in their death.
Speaker 1:It's a plus if you put that head down and nibble on that ear. I'm just saying Whoa, yeah, I like that I'm going to do it tonight. Okay, that's how you got to do that. Okay, I'm going to do it tonight. Go ahead, whoa, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Do not play that bitch shit. I saw you, what damn. No, that's my thing. Yeah, we'll show you roddy vacation, my roddy vacation. Yo, yes, midgets, matter of fact. Yeah, that's my roddy vacation. I want my roddy vacation, I want to be, I want to get a spanish midget and I'll be and then and take them to an erotic island, right, and you know how they have them, um those hotels where it's like underwater, but I want it to be with like dangerous fucking mammals, like sharks and whales and octopuses.
Speaker 3:Like I want to be in one of those types of situations Do you plan on killing these things?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I want to take the midget down in the underwater hotel and shit and we fucking with sharks and octopuses and alligators and shit all around us that could eat us possibly. And, to add the twist to it, I want the shit to crack, right, so it's like the shit is cracking, the water coming in.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the water coming out.
Speaker 2:The fucking midget, the Spanish midget, and the shit cracking and the sharks and shit is just right there waiting cause, no, there be some food eating. I'm fucking the shit out of that.
Speaker 1:That's my robotic this almost sounds like a crumb that's not a crumb.
Speaker 2:I mean, hopefully we can get out of there before the shit it's talking about dark meat right. I'm gonna throw the midget first, then I'm out of there. But yeah, I mean, that'll be mine, that'll be mine. Wow yeah shout out to my midget I'm going to get you, I'm going to get a fucking midget one day I'm going to bring her ass here Watch. I'm going to go on midgetcom and I'm going to holler at a midget I'm going to bring her to the watch, I will not sit down. I will not be here.
Speaker 1:I will not be able to keep my act together. I'm not gonna tell y'all the day you bring a midget up in here watch me bring a fucking midget.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna listen. I'm a man of my word. I am going to bring a midget on this show and she's gonna be sitting right here on my lap.
Speaker 1:Watch, watch what I. Anywho is it my turn. Y'all know I've kind of lived my erotic vacation.
Speaker 2:Oh, jamaica, he had a mandingo.
Speaker 1:I told y'all, jamaica was in her chair. He had a mandingo, so I went to Jamaica for my 30th birthday. Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:She got mandingo.
Speaker 1:Boy.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:But I went to Jamaica for my birthday and I was there with a man that I was with at a time Single now, but I was there with a man and my dream vacation came true. I smoked a blunt of the finest Jamaican weed oh shit, finest, finest. And I had unlimited all-inclusive drinks oh shit, finest, finest. And I had unlimited all-inclusive drinks oh shit. And we did dinner on the beach. It was very great. It was like a very nice dinner on the beach and we took a stroll down the Jamaican waters.
Speaker 2:Shout out to you took a good part.
Speaker 1:I gotta lead it up to, because that's what made my pussy up to it, okay, okay. So yeah, so we took a nice walk down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean you just rushing to it, that's it, Hello, I'm sorry. So shout out to who's calling. Shout out to the beaches of Ocho Rios club, called um eight rivers, which, first of all, let me tell you how I got to the point where this erotic vacation happened. Because when you go to the bars out there you order a drink, they give you the pint-sized bottle of whatever liquor you ordered. So of course I ordered me some red nephew, shout out to that. But instead of getting like a drink mixed with red, but uh, red bull and red nephew, they give you the pint bottle. So say, if you you want a Hennessy coat, they will give you the pint of Hennessy coat. That will fuck you up so quick because you don't know how to maintain your composure, and liquor you pouring all that bottle in the cup.
Speaker 1:So by that time y'all I left. I thought I was Skip Marley, I was saying a bunch of shit. We just drove back to the hotel. We had to pull over a little bit because you know, we were drunk, and in the nice woods of Jamaica things happened, things transpired and I was in the jungle, transpired, but you got.
Speaker 2:Mandingo in the car in the jungle.
Speaker 1:Not in the car. Oh, you got out the car in the jungle. Oh you, with the lion tiger's bears on mine. Oh shit, shout, the Lion Tiger's bears on mine. Oh shit, shout out to that man, because I'm so very much still oh shit.
Speaker 2:So were you there. You were on like a tree. No, were you there in the bridge, more like a mango bush.
Speaker 1:A mango, a mango tree, a mango tree. All those fruit was around me, fruit was around me and a goat, you know, they have goats walk down the road. A goat walk past, a goat walk by y'all, I felt so shamed Because that goat. So if you ever go to Jamaica, you'll see stray dogs and stray baby goats like Billy Goats. They just walk down the street like whatever, we're all free and shit. Jamaica is crazy.
Speaker 3:But shout out to.
Speaker 1:Jamaica. I love everything about Jamaica the men, the sex. Listen to me.
Speaker 2:Jamaica, Jamaica.
Speaker 1:Shout out to my international boo Daniel. Shout out to mine because I miss him. I miss him when I'm in Jamaica.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you something about the men of Jamaica. The men of Jamaica, they love us friend, they love us, the men of Jamaica, and I can't tell if it's because they need a green card or they really love us.
Speaker 1:But I'm with it, you know.
Speaker 2:Either they need a green card if they really love us, but I'm with it, you know, either way they showed me the same thing.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. I just want to get my one jamaican, my jamaica uh story. When I went out there and we took a tour and the tour we was like on some um, it was like a, like a, like a street and had like stores along the street so they made it stop. So so you know me, I'm like, I'm not, I'm going to see what the fuck is over here.
Speaker 2:Everybody going to stop over here, but y'all, I'm going to tell you a version. So I put my little accent on and he thought I was Yardie, Like where you from. Like me and Trini, me and Tr, you ain't know what that man was saying I did, I did. I can understand.
Speaker 1:He ain't know what that man was saying. I understand one word Weed.
Speaker 2:So he was like he had the store right, he had shirts and t-shirts. He was like I got something for you, Bridget, Come to the bar. I go to the back.
Speaker 1:What Midgets?
Speaker 2:I wish, nigga, if it was midgets back then I wouldn't be here. I was just making midges Probably had a fat mati Boy, boom, boom, matis boy. We go back there, weed galore. He's like where you at, where you at, where you at. I was like nigga, the whole shit jars just hanging up Just like me, only getting special people. Y'all talk, y'all talk to me. I know you, you're not from here. Da, da, da, da Yo. I went back with a fat sack. I don't know what the fuck it was. I rolled it because I couldn't roll. I just don't roll here, but I smoked that. No, you could roll the finest jamaican ganja. When you say you had that, that was fucking jordan is jamaican.
Speaker 1:Weed is totally different. You only need to hit half the damn blood I.
Speaker 2:I took three pulls, I was done. I swear done.
Speaker 1:I swear to God Three fucking pulls.
Speaker 2:You know what An?
Speaker 1:idea just came to my head A new advisory trip to Jamaica.
Speaker 2:I fly free. You fly free too, right? You give me money pass. So what's up, you want to get into?
Speaker 3:Jamaica, because I can get us to all the cool resorts and shit I've already been to Jamaica.
Speaker 1:I don't want to go, no.
Speaker 2:No, I'm going to Destin, Florida for my birthday.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh I love. Oh my gosh, destin is perfect. I'm going to have so much fun.
Speaker 2:I'm going to love it.
Speaker 3:I see it already.
Speaker 1:Oh, my gosh Anytime I say Destin.
Speaker 2:Florida, people go that same reaction the water's so blue.
Speaker 1:If you want to have a great island-like experience in the States Destin, florida is the place for you now.
Speaker 3:I will tell you, it's a little pricey it is a little expensive. Now you got to have your coins.
Speaker 1:How far is it from Miami, from Miami, eight hours. Now. You don't. Pensacola is like an hour.
Speaker 2:So if you want to go to Pensacola, if you can't get to Destin, go to Pensacola, get a car drive around.
Speaker 1:Don't be disrespectful because you.
Speaker 2:I thought midges in Miami.
Speaker 1:Yes, ma'am, everybody should experience that shit beach one time, damn Well that was Cocktails with T.
Speaker 3:Listen y'all.
Speaker 1:Yes, I just want to also put this announcement out, you know shout out to. No, I'm not pregnant fool.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you got pregnant from a dingo in Jamaica.
Speaker 1:No, if I was pregnant, best believe y'all would finally like resurfaced.
Speaker 2:He was high as fuck.
Speaker 1:It's the resurface for me. Anywho, shout out to sid. Sid's been helping me with this. Unscripted has content coming. Get some round of applause, thank you. Unscripted has content coming. You know I'm going to get out. Um, I can't find it, oh hell, okay, thank you. Um. Unscripted has content coming out? I will be in the next few months. I'll be rolling out some content, some solo podcast episodes. Also some content for no Advisory, because of course I'm no Advisory to the death of me.
Speaker 3:Yeah so I just wanted to shout it out.
Speaker 1:Also. I wanted to also shout out that I'm back to the streets. I'm back outside. Back outside, yeah, I'm back to the streets, I'm back outside. Back outside, yeah, I'm back outside. So my Terrace's unscripted single trains will be running soon. So if you need you a wifey for the summer, happy Carolina. Yeah, if you need you a little, something, something for the summer, you know to go out with and stuff Yo, my single trains are running back. But I believe I've had, I've had, I've counted, I've had 10 successful relationships with my single trains.
Speaker 2:Yo.
Speaker 1:I'm a matchmaker.
Speaker 2:I got something dope. If you with it, we'll talk off camera. Yes, shout out to my nigga Mookie. Shout out to my man Mook. I see what your clips and stuff. And he was like with the Noah Rodgers shit. That's what I was going to talk about. What was I talking about? Yeah, we got hit the streets. Shout. What are we talking about? Yeah, we got to hit the streets. Shout out to my nigga Mook man. Shout out to my nigga Mook.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Mookie I miss you so much, Bro. I miss Mook man. Oh, my God, that was my dog. I don't talk about Mook so much. You know, I'm a nigga.
Speaker 2:I'm not talking about another nigga. Mook is my nigga.
Speaker 1:Mook, is that what that was? Our seat is empty. Shout out to Humble. We miss you. Hb Strokey, robinson, flow like a butterfly sting pussy like a bee.
Speaker 2:We miss HB. I don't miss that nigga. Fuck that shit. Okay, I'm gonna text him later, though that's my nigga yeah, he called us ugly earlier.
Speaker 1:He did. He called all of us ugly. Yeah, he said all y'all ugly.
Speaker 2:He said all y'all ugly, goodnight oh so I to you about that.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Humpo I miss my partner crying yeah, but yeah, today's episode was amazing. Yeah, today's episode shout out to our special guest. What is it? Blue Digital Blue.
Speaker 2:Digital Better. Blue Digital Artist. Make sure you know you're tapping.
Speaker 1:Yes, tap in with them. Please Make sure your shit is right, you know what I'm saying. It was Tammy and You're just paying for anything.
Speaker 2:Huh, we don't pay anything. This is going to be raw Shout out to our studio audience.
Speaker 1:Ty your ass, go to sleep one more fucking time.
Speaker 3:You asleep earlier.
Speaker 1:Don't piss me off. I'm going to put you on my shots with T next week. Keep playing with me, you can wear the ski mask Ty. I swear to God if I put that ski mask on it's up. Shout out also the incredible DJ Polo, because Polo, be taking care of us, polo put the audio together Polo is the home team Polo got us together and y'all know I love me some Polo. Polo be having me some drinks in the refrigerator and Polo just be taking care of me and he give like give hugs that make my weed feel like damn, I'm gonna have a good ass weed and you are love Polo.
Speaker 1:Give me like you are love Tug. Shout out to Polo.
Speaker 2:Polo, excuse me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you not Polo, you not Polo, so fuck you.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, Paulo? That's some PDI right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, shout out to Paulo. I love you. Paulo, huh, what's PDI? What's PDI? You making some new shit you don't even know what that shit means.
Speaker 2:Personal display information.
Speaker 1:In this shit, in this podcast, in this shit, now In this shit, do your outro, bro.
Speaker 2:That's what it means Do your outro, bro. That's exactly what it meant. Personal display information.
Speaker 1:Is that PDI or not? Do your fucking outro bro, Wait, hold on.
Speaker 2:Before I end, it is that PDI or not.
Speaker 1:No, we don't even know what PDI is.
Speaker 2:I just told you personal display information.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is. That don't even make sense. That don't make sense. What you mean, pdi and your fucking outro. It's your boy, tio.
Speaker 3:McClain.
Speaker 1:You might be slow, it's your girl. Y'all ain't know. It's your girl, tia McClain. It's your girl, tia McClain.
Speaker 2:It's your girl, Tia McClain. It's your girl, Tia McClain.
Speaker 1:Love y'all. I never in my life heard of no PDR. Yeah Well, you heard of that. I've never heard of no fucking PDR, with your silly ass.