Noadvisory Podcast
Navigating Love, Scandals, and Expectations: From Celebrity Drama to Relationship Real Talk
What do you do when you’re caught between a baby daddy and another man in the house? Brace yourselves for a wild ride as we kick off this episode of NoAdvisory Podcast with some impromptu rap battles and spicy banter about New York that quickly turns into a heated exchange! As we navigate through our hilarious mix-ups and explicit humor, stick around as we spill the tea on "Nigga Day," share our gripes about holiday pay, and give a special shoutout to our buddy Noel at Strongman Auto Repair for saving our wheels. We also welcome our guest Alex and reflect on the importance of asking for help and self-care.
Ever wondered what happens when celebrity scandals unfold? Get ready for some shocking revelations as we congratulate Ella Mai on her baby bump and discuss her appearance at a Boston Celtics celebration. We also dive into the adorable viral moment with Jason Tatum and his son, Deuce. But the plot thickens with Justin Timberlake's recent DUI arrest in the Hamptons—complete with erratic driving and unexpected substances in his system. As if that’s not enough, we explore the struggles of child actors like Marques Houston and how typecasting has affected their careers, prompting a broader discussion about its impact on black actors versus their white counterparts.
Relationships can be a minefield, and we've got the crazy stories to prove it! From debating relationship deal-breakers like having too many kids or being jobless to recounting outrageous domestic disputes, you won't want to miss our candid insights. We share awkward and humorous moments that shine a light on what really matters in a partnership. Plus, we toast to Juneteenth with a shift from high-energy shots to a more refined wine vibe. Whether it's navigating personal expectations, the importance of being seen authentically, or the dynamics of enduring friendships, this episode has it all. Tune in for a blend of laughter, controversy, and real talk about the complexities of modern relationships.
Follow us on social media www.instagram.com/noadvisoryclt
What do you do when you’re caught between a baby daddy and another man in the house? Brace yourselves for a wild ride as we kick off this episode of NoAdvisory Podcast with some impromptu rap battles and spicy banter about New York that quickly turns into a heated exchange! As we navigate through our hilarious mix-ups and explicit humor, stick around as we spill the tea on "Nigga Day," share our gripes about holiday pay, and give a special shoutout to our buddy Noel at Strongman Auto Repair for saving our wheels. We also welcome our guest Alex and reflect on the importance of asking for help and self-care.
Ever wondered what happens when celebrity scandals unfold? Get ready for some shocking revelations as we congratulate Ella Mai on her baby bump and discuss her appearance at a Boston Celtics celebration. We also dive into the adorable viral moment with Jason Tatum and his son, Deuce. But the plot thickens with Justin Timberlake's recent DUI arrest in the Hamptons—complete with erratic driving and unexpected substances in his system. As if that’s not enough, we explore the struggles of child actors like Marques Houston and how typecasting has affected their careers, prompting a broader discussion about its impact on black actors versus their white counterparts.
Relationships can be a minefield, and we've got the crazy stories to prove it! From debating relationship deal-breakers like having too many kids or being jobless to recounting outrageous domestic disputes, you won't want to miss our candid insights. We share awkward and humorous moments that shine a light on what really matters in a partnership. Plus, we toast to Juneteenth with a shift from high-energy shots to a more refined wine vibe. Whether it's navigating personal expectations, the importance of being seen authentically, or the dynamics of enduring friendships, this episode has it all. Tune in for a blend of laughter, controversy, and real talk about the complexities of modern relationships.
Follow us on social media www.instagram.com/noadvisoryclt
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Speaker 1:Anyway, shout out to Noel at Strongman Auto Repair because he fixed my car. The dealership was trying to charge me $1,300 to fix my car Never go to the dealership to fix anything and listen, I about cried in the parking lot and that mustard seed was not mustering right and something told me to ask for help, because I'm not good with asking for help for real.
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Speaker 6:I said oh he, professional Way. The nigga had snacks.
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Speaker 2:He do breaks AC oil check diagnostic I'm going to put him on.
Speaker 1:I told him I was going to put him on, shout out his business name again Strongman Auto Repair. Strongman Auto Repair yeah, okay, noel, he said call him. He's available from 8 am to 8 pm. He travel to you.
Speaker 2:You can come to him, listen, he do it all that.
Speaker 1:nigga came with snacks so the dealership was going to charge me $1300 all in total I paid for the part and then he charged me $295, so all in total I paid $432 and what was wrong with? The car again I need a new fucking water pump shout out to him, so shout out to him.
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Speaker 2:Yeah them niggas.
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Speaker 2:Oh, you're calling TikTok, yes.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Shout out to Noel.
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Speaker 2:Was it chocolate chips, some chocolate.
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Speaker 1:He turned 31. Funny marco, 31. Okay. Jordanoole basketball player turned 25.
Speaker 2:Jordan Poole is funniest.
Speaker 1:Jordan Poole, the one that got knocked out by Draymond. That nigga went to the Washington.
Speaker 2:Wizards and started doing and one mixtapes and shit over there. That nigga crazy son, that nigga crazy. That's the one Draymond hit right that shit crazy.
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Speaker 2:Yo, that nigga was on the playground just doing shit in Washington and then not giving a fuck. He was in the huddle they doing plays and they go over there like Yo, he's crazy. But shout out to that nigga how old is he 25.
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Speaker 2:Everybody should know that's a trans no, who's that?
Speaker 1:Paula Abdul, she's a choreographer, but she's most known for her making the band with Diddy.
Speaker 2:Oh her can I ask a question? Why?
Speaker 1:you always gotta go to the fucking left. What do you mean? Why you gotta go to the left? What made you say is that a trans? Because what's the trans name? And is that Abdul?
Speaker 2:No, no, that's RuPaul. Oh, that's RuPaul. Oh, okay, it's RuPaul Paula. I mean they kind of sound the same.
Speaker 1:They're not the same at all, fucking confused. Go ahead man, no Diddy.
Speaker 2:Okay, you're not a trans, Paula. What's her name? Paula?
Speaker 1:Abdul. She was on America Idol, that shit sound like a trans name, paula Abdul.
Speaker 2:Don't it sound like a trans name?
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Speaker 4:She's a choreographer.
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Speaker 2:That's a black ass man he turned 46.
Speaker 5:He's still young, that man, black at heart.
Speaker 1:He be coming in to the games with the wrapped up plate and a full. I know his wife be making that fried fish before he go to the game.
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Speaker 2:So somebody came to me. It was like yo, this guy wanted to come like get on whatever some shit he was doing. And he was like nah, nigga South Amelia. He's like, yeah, he had a podcast, oh, cool Something. No, no, I was like no approval. He's like yeah, I was like, oh yeah, I just gave him a story, yeah. So he just came up. That was like four weeks ago, a month. Oh, this was recent. Yeah, it was recent Chad. Give me all that, all right let's get into some hot topics. Yes.
Speaker 1:So if y'all may or may not know, the Boston Celtics are.
Speaker 3:Yes. Round of applause for the.
Speaker 1:Boston Celtics. They are the 2024 NBA champions.
Speaker 2:They have the most championships in NBA history.
Speaker 1:Yes, they actually officially surpassed the Lakers for most NBA championships in history. Go Celtics. But that wasn't also some news that we found out that night. Because, girl, talk about it, clock that to you, let's talk about it, okay. So y'all know it's been a rumor that Jason Tatum and Ella Mae have been a couple since like 2020.
Speaker 2:Ah, well, she pregnant.
Speaker 1:Ella Mae so listen. So there were two separate videos that were recently posted, the first was LMA. Yes, the first was LMA in the tunnel as the players was going back and she had on a Jason Tatum jersey, visible belly, as if she's about due Like she's at least like six seven, eight months pregnant.
Speaker 1:She is no hot in that baby. Then there was a second video later released that shows her in. I guess like some type of club or party. It looked like to be the official after party of the celebration for the Boston Celtics.
Speaker 5:Pregnant as hell.
Speaker 1:She's clearly walking through this camera and you see her on the side angle, belly, big as hell, talking to some guy. That looks like security and then the video ends, but it is clear that Ella. Mai is pregnant and I want to say congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.
Speaker 2:What I want to do for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1:This is. I forgot what's her name Brittany or something like that. I forgot her name.
Speaker 2:You said who.
Speaker 1:His other little boy Deuce.
Speaker 2:Oh, the other kid. The only kid we don't care. That's a child man Shout out to Deuce.
Speaker 1:No, we said we don't care about his mama.
Speaker 2:Oh, they care about his mama, yeah.
Speaker 1:We love. Deuce, deuce actually had a viral moment after the celebration too. He ran on the court and he embraced his father as his father was lightning in over in tears celebrating and he hugged his dad, and then his dad picked him up and tossed him. As he tossed him in the air, the confetti fell down, and that was like another viral moment too. So it was a lot of viral moments from this Boston Celtics win Jason.
Speaker 2:Tatum is winning in life right now. What I want to say on that is please stop trying to pin Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown against each other. Let these two niggas just play basketball and be great on a grade 16. Because y'all niggas always want to create these narratives when these niggas is doing good and say, well, he won MVP and this nigga's there, dude, fuck that. Who cares? The niggas won a championship and they did it as a team, with teammates that was around them, and they did it together. So stop trying to change that narrative and put these niggas against each other Please stop.
Speaker 1:We ain't going to do that. Over here, we're rooting for everyone in black.
Speaker 2:We are Well, Jason Taven is what?
Speaker 1:Don't even get started because you know you're going to a spiel. So, everybody, we're going to go into a spiel. You know how you do. You know how you do about race and mixed people. We don't have time. We don't have time.
Speaker 2:What is he? It's what.
Speaker 1:Well, let's talk about another mixed man, Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2:Because Justin Timberlake and my freaking brother, justin Timberlake, you can come to the barbecue anytime.
Speaker 1:I've been waiting for you to dive into this one, go ahead. So the other day, justin Timberlake was arrested by the New York Police Department for a DUI. Now, first of all, let me tell you he was in the Hamptons. He was arrested because he was seen not being able to stay in his lane. He ran a stop sign number two when the cop pulled him over. He was visibly drunk, like he had glassy eyes, and the cop says and as you're saying this, I know swish go put the picture.
Speaker 1:So I watch out, I look at the picture, look at the picture. Okay, the cop said he immediately smells alcohol on his breath the minute he tries to open his mouth. To make matters worse, justin Timberlake's friends pull up to the scene to try to convince the cop to not arrest Justin Timberlake because he's Justin Timberlake. And the cop is like nah, he's going down. So the cop gives him this field sobriety test. He fails.
Speaker 1:So, the cop says well, let me give you a breathalyzer test, he denies it. Okay, so his ass gets locked up.
Speaker 5:okay, see, you know I've been waiting for this part.
Speaker 4:Can you tell there is a report now I don't wanna. Can you tell the listeners what he?
Speaker 1:I don't wanna mispronounce anything you want me to read exactly what this report says. Justin timberlake allegedly had traces of mo Poppers, trevada and Coke in his bloodstream. God damn, you're his DWR. Now, when you see this picture, you're going to be like yeah.
Speaker 5:I can see all of that. Can somebody look up?
Speaker 1:Truvada please. Yeah, because you know what? Somebody look up Truvada Just say Siri, this is crazy. No, we're not saying.
Speaker 2:Siri. Oh, it's the quickest shit, hey Siri.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow what is it?
Speaker 2:What is Truvada?
Speaker 1:Truvada says it's an HIV antiviral.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, whoa. That can't be it. Whoa no, because when I searched listen.
Speaker 1:When I searched Tru and poppers right, but I only did Truvada. What's the first thing that pops up? Brand name Truvada.
Speaker 5:It's crazy. Is that how you spell it, though?
Speaker 1:Yes, it's crazy that you said that, because I wanted to lead you to that point. Y'all heard that shit right? That man had HIV antiviral medicine and poppers, you got HIV? No, it's basically like a prep medicine. So basically you take it before you have unprotected sex with the same sex to prevent getting HIV With the same sex.
Speaker 2:Yes, Nah, you got to kick that nigga off now that nigga off. Wait, wait, wait wait wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:Let me read you what it says, says, and this is coming from the CDC right this is this is coming from the CDC, so you know this. The government now they said Truvada is now being used to prevent HIV infection. When you take Truvada to prevent HIV infection, doctors refer to this as pre-exposure prophylactics or PrEP. I just want to know. I just want the people to know.
Speaker 1:I just want the people to know where this shit. This shit broke here first on no Advising Terrence, because I told y'all I knew Molly Coke Papa's Intro you know what that makes so much sense why the LBGT community was like happy Pride Month. Yeah, it's all clicking now that nigga just came from Studio 54. I swear to God, I swear to God, that nigga was Happy Pride Month, justin. We love you, jt Doom doom, doom, doom, doom.
Speaker 2:He's standing with all sides, justin.
Speaker 1:What's the what's the what's the what's the law or the intro.
Speaker 2:Justin. I'm disappointed in you, Justin. So this nigga was taking Preventative measures, just in case.
Speaker 1:But you know, think about it.
Speaker 5:He on molly he on poppers, he on all these hallucinogenic drugs.
Speaker 1:He might not know. He might be like damn, I might slip up and get a dick in the ass. I don't know. Slip up and get a dick in the ass is nasty work. That's nasty work, yo. What the? That is nasty ass work, boy.
Speaker 2:Hey listen, I don't Listen, listen. And this is why his friends came and said listen, niggas, please don't drug test this man. Please don't drug test this nigga, because if this shit get out and niggas know what that shit is, it's over for JT. Jt, if you watching this man, please come on to advisory again but we gotta shout out to Cat Williams, cause Cat Williams said this shit. He said 2024 is going up for everybody in 2024.
Speaker 1:Truvada, that's the first topic. I wonder what's next. That's crazy that's crazy.
Speaker 2:That's nasty work. I'm about to make a soundbite. That's nasty work.
Speaker 1:I wonder what's next. What's the next topic? Franco, oh man. I got to get off JT before I start talking shit yeah boy.
Speaker 2:I said I wait and I said initially he's invited to the cookout of barbecue.
Speaker 1:I don't know, but that music's still fire.
Speaker 2:But we don't know.
Speaker 1:We still got to wait for the official toxicology report Because that's only been allegedly. That's the claim.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what the real toxicology report is. If that is just preliminary, imagine what the fuck they're going to find this shit.
Speaker 1:I wonder you know. No, don't do it Please. If the people find me, what is going to be in my system?
Speaker 4:I don't know, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Alcohol. I know Boopers. What is boopers?
Speaker 2:I don't know Whatever peppers is, what is it? Poppers, poppers. I don't take that, I don't need that I don't need that, I don't even know what poppers are. Didn't have poppers in his system. Know his PR team is on it. His PR team put that shit out.
Speaker 1:Nah, we gotta negate that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, something came out, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:A popper. So for people who don't know a popper is like um, it's like a version of Say hey, siri, help you out. No, I'm trying to figure out the best way to say it. Is it like ecstasy? Yeah, it's kind of like an ecstasy, but not as strong. Is it like a little dolphin pill? Yeah, so you didn't have none of those in there. It's like a dolphin pill.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but is that? That shit says Pornhub News? That's what that said. That says Pink News.
Speaker 1:Pink News. No, justin Timberlake didn't have poppers in his system when he was arrested, or HIV or drugs.
Speaker 2:That's not a. Is that site Pink News? Google Pink News. Hey Siri, Poppers are like a dolphin pill.
Speaker 1:It kind of gets you there, yeah.
Speaker 2:It was a pink pill.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Listen people. There's nothing wrong with sexual enhancement drugs.
Speaker 2:Pretty much.
Speaker 1:Let's be real, because half of y'all that's watching this and listening to y'all was on them honeypack and putting that shit in lamb chops, so I don't want to hear shit. You know I'm saying y'all was doing that shit. There's nothing wrong with that. I think you should go a little too far and take some shit. Y'all ever heard the pink pussycat one? You know the people. It's another one. They got a new version, the pink pussycat too.
Speaker 2:Wait, what is that Really? What is it?
Speaker 1:Well, I ain't gonna lie, I did, I was on it, I did some hot shit. The other week you took a pink pussycat.
Speaker 2:What is that? Oh, you got one. That's, you got a pill. You did the pill Wait wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:You got the pill or you got the syrup. Oh, she got the syrup.
Speaker 5:Wait, what is that? It's a sexual enhancement for women.
Speaker 1:Can you wait? You are depressed. Let me see what the fuck it is. Alright, so I went to the smoke shop and we was in there high as hell and I said what the fuck is this? So I looked and I said what is this? I bought it because the man was laughing at me, he was being funny and he knew I was a dumb motherfucker, so I bought it. It's a honey pack, essential for women, for women so what you do?
Speaker 2:you drink it you put it?
Speaker 1:I guess you. I don't know what you put it on but don't mix, it's no instructions on it.
Speaker 5:It say make your pussy cat purr no, listen, I'm gonna tell you I have fucking instructions on it.
Speaker 1:Wait, let me see, listen, I'm gonna tell you how to use it, cause we used to sell it at the boutique how do? You use it. I'm about to tell you, if you let me damn the instructions was on the big box that they come in. That's why. So what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to take it.
Speaker 5:And drink it out of like a water bottle.
Speaker 1:Do not mix it with liquor, wait, wait. Do not mix it with any other drugs.
Speaker 5:Why? Because it'll counteract the effects of it.
Speaker 1:So I got it and I realized I know what I'm going to do with it. So for all y'all that's on the unscripted single train this is going to be. I mean, you could like smoke weed, but just you you can't like. Some people will pour in their liquor, don't do that.
Speaker 5:So I realize what I'm going to do with it.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give it. I'm going to give it on an unscripted single train. I'm going to include that in the package. I'm going to go buy a honey pack for you, so you can have one for the woman and one for the man.
Speaker 2:So how do women take this?
Speaker 1:again. You just put it in your mouth and swallow it? Well, not really, it doesn't make it more wet, but it gives you, it heightens your sensitivity.
Speaker 2:It's like Viagra for women. No.
Speaker 1:Viagra is for women, because your dick can't get up. This is not what that is, so what does?
Speaker 2:that do. It says your pussy purr. What does that mean?
Speaker 1:it means it makes your nervous system like it's very so by touching you like lightest thing.
Speaker 3:It's like ooh baby, it's like you took a molly oh, that's what that do.
Speaker 2:Pretty much that shit's legal. Yeah, you can do that, you know what a molly is.
Speaker 1:He do know what a molly is. That shit crazy. He from New York, where you bought that from, where you bought order from. This was in a smoke shop.
Speaker 4:You can buy from the gas station. You can buy from the gas station yeah.
Speaker 1:You can buy from the smoke shop.
Speaker 5:That's crazy. You can buy from certain stores.
Speaker 6:You learn something new every day. I tell you, boy.
Speaker 1:I learned it. So if you are doing the unscripted single train, this is going to be a part of your package. I'm giving this to one of y'all. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That's nasty, be fine. Oh, that's lit, that's gonna be fine, that's a good little date.
Speaker 1:Regular motherfuckers, you know, regular women like us. We don't need that. It don't need that. It's like a waterfall.
Speaker 2:So why is it in your pocket?
Speaker 5:Because I bought it because I was high as hell and I wanted to see what it was.
Speaker 2:Give it away.
Speaker 1:It's from the you said I was listening.
Speaker 2:Okay, we're going to go ahead and move on. We're going to go ahead and move on. Don't give it away in a single string. I want it.
Speaker 1:Stop talking to me.
Speaker 4:I'm putting my drink.
Speaker 1:Stop, fucking talking to me Make my pussy burn. You know what Big ditty Exactly? Thank you All. Right, we're going to go ahead and move on to the next one, do y'all know?
Speaker 2:because he's a pedophile right wait, and that's just houston yeah, allegedly, you know how long ago that was roger go home why did he quit?
Speaker 1:why did he quit? So he just recently did an interview that surfaced on twitter, um, where he went into depth about why he actually quit sister, sister. So he did four out of the six seasons that they air and he said his reason for quitting is because some of you may or may not know, he was also in a band called immature yeah, yeah and at the same time, he actually was never a like, a tenured like member actor on that show.
Speaker 1:He was always a guest every time he was on there because he was on the road doing shows with immature and it got to a point where the older he got on sister, sister, the more immature he got, and that couldn't that. He was like. It was hard living two different lives because on set I'm immature and goofy and I'm, you know, 16, 17, but on the same, on the other hand, I'm this r&b artist, I'm taking my shirt off, I'm a sex symbol.
Speaker 1:So it's like it's hard to be both of those and he said it got to a point where he just didn't want to be typecast, as like roger all his life and he was like there was a concert where he went um, they were walking, they were walking to go on stage and somebody was like go home, roger. And he was like after that it was just
Speaker 5:like you know what that's it for me.
Speaker 1:He was like he didn't want to be like Urkel, like you know, it was crazy. I don't Elgin Barrett. Eugene Turner was the third, cause you got nothing. We watched you guys serve the other week y'all sort of got that nigga, that shit is so fucking funny. Like that shit is funny as fuck.
Speaker 2:That movie's terrible, but it was actually good no, but I get it, cause you know when you're doing, if you are an entertainer, just like when you see guys that do movies right right and certain movies.
Speaker 1:they can only ever be Kenan and Kel, If I see them in any movie.
Speaker 2:Right, I'm looking at Kenan and Kel. You know so I get it. You know so that would taint his music image. You know, like, look at you, fucking geeky nerd, and you up there with your shirt off and shit.
Speaker 1:No, right, Cause I'm you would call a nigga something different this week Do y'all think that being typecast as a child actor is only specific to black actors, because it seems as though only the black actors that get parts as young kids are typecast as those.
Speaker 5:I was trying to think about who.
Speaker 1:But, he's played in other roles besides Home Alone, though.
Speaker 2:Home Alone. That was his biggest.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie. You know it's crazy that you say that I ain't gonna lie. You know it's crazy that you say that I ain't gonna lie because I seen him in Morning from your House, though.
Speaker 3:Oh, the two of the twins, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:He talked about that in an interview, matthew McConaughey, because remember he was like for a while then, when he went to a serious role, people was like what the fuck is this? Yeah, so I get it. You think about, like, um, what you call it, um kevin hart. Kevin hart always was funny, right, but then he did that kind of series movie with um wessie snipes on netflix and it was like what the fuck is kevin doing?
Speaker 1:but I mean, he didn't, he wasn't a bad actor, that's just not what we used to see. And so I don't think it's just a black or white thing, I think it's an actress thing. I mean, think about it now we see Tiffany Haddish in a serious-ass role right now.
Speaker 2:I could see her in a serious role, or we see I see her in Power she was in.
Speaker 1:Power. Yes on the previous episode. And that shit, I couldn't. Tiffany Haddish, oh, that wasn't Power. Wait, I'm thinking bad boys. That's crazy, don't tell me nevermind.
Speaker 2:I don't watch it.
Speaker 6:I don't remember seeing it.
Speaker 1:I had to think about it that wasn't the last episode we all blaming on the punch round of applause for bad boys.
Speaker 2:That hit 1 billion incredible movies?
Speaker 1:Don't tell me, because I ain't seen the tip.
Speaker 5:No, I will give you this tip, amc.
Speaker 4:No listen, no listen.
Speaker 1:AMC Theaters at Northlake currently has a discount on tickets. Oh yeah, bad I'm wrong.
Speaker 2:Listen and shout out to what's his name.
Speaker 1:Shout out, shout out, shout out. The nigga the kid, fuck his name oh, the marine Reggie shout out to you Reggie and bad boys for Reggie y'all. So fucking disrespectful bro.
Speaker 2:Well, just just I haven't seen it and niggas talking about Reggie and it made me want to watch it even quicker, just for Reggie I didn't tell you nothing about the movie.
Speaker 1:I just said, reggie, I don't want to know who the shit is. Shut up. Yes, reggie, reggie was in the first one, or reggie was the boyfriend?
Speaker 2:no see, now you're giving away you said you said it was discount on tickets no, because kim did, you know, reggie, she ain't no reggie shut, yeah, shut, the hell up, shush. That's why it's funny.
Speaker 4:Well, I'm going to go see it.
Speaker 3:You said discounted tickets at where.
Speaker 1:AOC North Lake. What's the discount? Like $5?. I went Saturday morning. I worked.
Speaker 2:It was like $1, $2.
Speaker 1:And I think I paid $21 for two tickets $21?
Speaker 2:For two tickets 21 for two tickets that's a regular price.
Speaker 1:Two tickets no, for two tickets oh, for two tickets, 21.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's, good you said two tickets, my dear oh that's good, and which one at which was that I don't ask no questions was that I just wanted.
Speaker 1:Was that like a? Was that a a dat? Yes, oh, cc you shot your shot, with the shot Been shot.
Speaker 2:Wait, hold on. You know we ain't talking In codes and shit. What the fuck Y'all talking about?
Speaker 1:D18, you did it, cause the punch and punch Right now. So you did it, I did the shooting. Yeah, no, he did the shooting and scored. Okay, nevermind, cause I was finna, do Something real wild, oh.
Speaker 2:Nevermind what the fuck Are y what y'all talking about Nothing.
Speaker 1:Nothing.
Speaker 2:Who said that? Motherfucker Nothing. Wait, what did I? You said D-A-T, y'all ain't talking in code.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, y'all ain't going to say that you don't know how to spell. That's not code. You don't know how to spell. I spelled the word.
Speaker 2:What is that? What is that abbreviated for? What does that spell? You?
Speaker 1:got to fucking spell it. No, she said D-A-T.
Speaker 2:I didn't hit an E, no, she didn't I didn't hit an. E. I just heard D-A-T.
Speaker 1:I'm like what the fuck are you talking about D-A-T-E? I didn't hit an E what?
Speaker 2:the actual fuck.
Speaker 1:So you went on a date, who you went on a date with. That was the out, though. This is crazy, anyway, viral, you said. You said discounted tickets. I'm gonna go. Yes, I gotta find somebody to go with me though.
Speaker 2:I know who you gonna go. I said that was your last cup thank you. Y'all motherfuckers listen, I thank you you said that.
Speaker 1:You said, yeah, hey, swish. Oh he gone. See, I was gonna take him on a DAT. Look at that, that's crazy.
Speaker 5:He always be, in my SSING.
Speaker 2:That's right All right, fuck that, fuck that SHIT, let's go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we on the man. Ain't he in my SSING right now? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Okay, can we stop the S-P-E-E-L-L-L-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I moment so we can be out of here, we got 1,500 likes we on the talk. I'm tired of working.
Speaker 1:That's it for you what hot topics we had? That was great hot topics. Huh, that was great hot topics.
Speaker 2:That was great hot topics. Give him a round of applause. Give him a round of applause to fucking Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1:Justin Timberlake. Wow, Justin Timberlake, on that prep he had the party pack. I'm like wow.
Speaker 6:Justin Timberlake on that. He had the party pack. He on the HIV prevention pack. That's the true party pack right there.
Speaker 2:That is crazy. All right, what would you do? So, as y'all know, my what would you do's are accounts either by me or accounts from other people that I share on the show. So this one is an account from another person that I'm going to share on the show. Fuck.
Speaker 1:Okay, I might have to put my glasses on for this shit.
Speaker 2:What the hell you can't see? Nope, it's about to get dark in this motherfucker, oh you corny ass. Okay, what would you do Not to shame you? This is for my niggas out here. This is for my niggas.
Speaker 1:As a nigga. This is for the niggas, strictly for the niggas. Happy as a nigga. This is for the niggas, strictly for the niggas, strictly for the niggas.
Speaker 2:Happy nigga day, happy nigga day. So what would you do? You got a shorty and you impregnate her and you become a baby daddy Impregnate is crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you become a baby daddy. So now there's your baby daddy and baby mama. You know, and you know y'all been together, for I don't have much years and y'all actually, uh, live in the same house, right, a house with a whole lot of motherfuckers like this. We need to go to this house and record, because this house is crazy. I've heard some story about this motherfucking house, so this is one of the stories that came out the house. So you and your baby mama, you live in the same motherfucking house, you know, but y'all are not talking with each other Currently, but the baby's there running around and shit, and you're in the same house. So what you do, fellas, your baby mama's in the house, your kid is in the house and your baby mama Is pregnant by Another nigga that she don't know who she's pregnant by, and the nigga she invites a nigga over to the house and they sleeping in the same bed as the baby daddy and baby mama sleeps.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait it's a lot going on, right. So let's, let's, let's repeat this again.
Speaker 2:So the baby mama is pregnant Right by another nigga, right that she don't know who the baby? You put a little bit too much emphasis on the ER part, but she's pregnant by another guy, that she doesn't know who the baby father is, but she lives in the same house with the baby father, with the kid that's running around in the house.
Speaker 1:So she already got one kid she already got one kid and that baby daddy, she live with him.
Speaker 2:With him.
Speaker 1:yep, but she pregnant with another kid, but she don't know who the other baby daddy is.
Speaker 2:She don't know who the baby daddy is, but she invite another nigga over, another nigga over.
Speaker 1:And he's sleeping in the same bed.
Speaker 2:They up in there chilling in the bed that the baby daddy and the baby mama sometimes sleep in. So she invited another nigga over.
Speaker 1:Oh the baby. Daddy wasn't there.
Speaker 2:No, no, and the baby daddy actually came. Oh, he pulled up. So what would you do, fellas, if you come in the house?
Speaker 1:He came in the house, he came in the house and seen the bed that he like his head it's another nigga when he's pregnant girl.
Speaker 2:I'm so confused just he, just he came and his baby mama.
Speaker 4:I just feel like she is just a super bop, like niggas, what would you do if you come in the?
Speaker 2:come in the house? Why are you even?
Speaker 1:still entertaining him, right like I'm in the house with a bunch of people Right.
Speaker 5:I'm so confused, pass the mic around.
Speaker 1:Pass the mic around.
Speaker 6:If I come in and you're pregnant by another nigga already and I accept you and then it's a nigga in the bed.
Speaker 2:That's wild. What would you do? What would you do? I don't live in a house with a whole bunch of fucking people ever I can't even imagine. I can't put myself in that position, okay. So, ladies, what would you do if that was a reverse role? That would not let me get this straight, so the reverse role of this is but the nigga can't be pregnant, though let's throw the hell, give him a mic. Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1:So let me, let me get this straight. Yes, yes, so the reverse role of this is but the nigga can't be pregnant, though. No, listen, no, the reverse role is I'm pregnant and I Already have a kid. Okay, I live with my kid's father, but I'm pregnant With another kid, which is still baffling me, cause we're living together. I'm pregnant with another man's kid and then I invite another man over. Yeah, that's what I'm like. My mind can't even fathom, because I couldn't even do that.
Speaker 6:She a motherfucking boss. Huh she pregnant with another nigga, got a nigga and a nigga in the bed.
Speaker 1:City girls would be up there. Alright, so until you got a nigga and a nigga in the bed, she's dead. City girls would be up there.
Speaker 2:City girls up at that, All right, so until you got the mic Sleaze. What would you do if you was that nigga in that situation, If you was the baby father coming home and you saw your baby mother with? A baby, that's from another nigga that you don't know, but with another nigga in the bed.
Speaker 6:What would you do? And the story is you that gun. Yo it's going to sound off. Yo, what's going on?
Speaker 1:I don't know what the fuck I would do.
Speaker 6:Somebody, some got some yo yo.
Speaker 1:You couldn't even say it. Yo Type shit, type shit, but this has been hey y'all going to look at me different.
Speaker 6:Fuck that.
Speaker 5:It's already a lot going on Right, type shit, type shit and the niggas in the house that's already living.
Speaker 6:Better, jump in with me and beat his motherfucking ass for fucking up the house structure Y'all, because she got to go.
Speaker 4:Oh my.
Speaker 1:God, it's already a lot of it.
Speaker 2:So, let's get the result of this.
Speaker 1:What happened afterwards?
Speaker 2:So you know what.
Speaker 1:It is. He's got a lot of stories. I'm a you know what I'm a give the mic.
Speaker 2:Give the mic to Desley. I'm a let the person who took where they came from oh shit, finish this story.
Speaker 1:So you know these people, so these y'all people, um, you know these people, yeah, and it is I'm a that's a crazy situation what was the? What was the yeah, so the boy the baby daddy came in the room.
Speaker 4:No, it's not her. No, no.
Speaker 1:Definitely not me. That nigga would have been dead already. That's crazy, that's nasty work.
Speaker 5:All right, so tell us the result of this. What happened with these?
Speaker 1:people All right. So tell us the result of this. What happened with these people All right? So the baby daddy came in the room when he seen that the other nigga was in the room and he over here, like who is you? And he's like who is you. He was like I'm the baby daddy of the kid that's running around in the house and he was like hold on.
Speaker 1:He was like what? So then they started you know, arguing and you know trying to fight and whatnot. That's basically it. Is she still with both, baby daddy? Is this the same friend that pulled up to another man's house with the GPS on that her boyfriend had? Is this the same friend group, though? Yo, this?
Speaker 2:house has got and a quick story. This house is got and a quick story. So there's a young lady in this house that's trying to fuck a gay nigga because she want the gay nigga to experience some pussy. What the fuck yo? We gotta go to this house.
Speaker 1:I don't wanna go to this house. Pass the mic back. You gotta hear this, please, please, I'm finna. Pass this mic back, cause the gay nigga said what the gay nigga said what the gay pass the mic back. What?
Speaker 6:so she trying to turn them out trying to turn the gay nigga out okay so my friend talking.
Speaker 4:My friend talking, go ahead so the gay nigga, he's engaged to another gay nigga, so he never had pussy before, so he don't know if he wants pussy or nothing.
Speaker 5:He just feels like he loves dick so she wants to have sex with him to see if he really like pussy.
Speaker 1:This sound like a Tubi movie. This sound like a Tubi movie. Engage no, this is a Tubi movie Before he get married.
Speaker 2:She want to see if he like Pussyverse. Oh my God, that's what I was saying. I was like why would you even entertain that, she bold? Why would you entertain that?
Speaker 6:Listen, but he might need to try that thing. He might need to try that thing, he might need to try that.
Speaker 1:motherfucker. Type shit, type shit. You guys stop taking the pills, oh my God. Stop taking Trifon. Stop taking Trifon.
Speaker 2:What the fuck Pop one of the Trifon pills. Yo, that's nasty work right there. Ladies and gentlemen, Yo, that house. There's so much stories at that house. I'm like yo, I never, ever, I don't even want to look at that house. This place is real. Huh, this is a real story. Huh, these your neighbors? Yeah, these are not my neighbors, that's her neighbors.
Speaker 6:Huh, nigga neighbors, how you know about this house?
Speaker 2:Huh, it's on camera you should let it go.
Speaker 1:I should let it go, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, let that shit go, let that shit go what would you do? That house is worse than a bad girl's clubhouse.
Speaker 1:Bitch, bitch, bitch. Yo you, and Asha was showing that clip of you talking about a bad girl's club to somebody.
Speaker 5:Uh-huh, and love to somebody and you had to holler.
Speaker 1:You was like they go to Africa, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Like. I played that shit four times I was like yeah, that's right, keep watching that shit, Keep watching that shit, that shit crazy. What would you?
Speaker 2:do. So what would you do if that, niggas? I'm not going to say the whole shit again. Y'all watch the show. So what the fuck would you do, niggas, if you was in that situation? But that's just crazy. That girl is nasty work right there. How bold of her. Don't know the baby father, the current baby in the belly, and you invite another nigga over while your baby daddy's in the house, bruh she bruh.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Yeah, that's, her pH balance is all off, nigga, it's crazy. It's crazy. Alright, guys, mama, what you do, terrace. So we're not doing shots with tea, we doing wine. Down where the wine, we got no wine we got the Henny puncher trains the puncher trains. Who got the puncher? Oh, y'all niggas is spreading puncher train love. Okay, oh yeah the puncher trains.
Speaker 4:Who got the puncher?
Speaker 2:Oh, y'all niggas is spreading puncher train love. Okay, oh yeah, that shit empty, damn.
Speaker 1:Bring that shit over here, fuck that.
Speaker 2:You said no more Sure.
Speaker 1:Sorry. Okay, tyrus, I'll just wait until you shut the fuck up. I'll shut the fuck up. Be honest, I'm going to everything but wines. I'm just going to be honest, happy Juneteenth, yes happy Juneteenth.
Speaker 2:Happy Juneteenth. You didn't get a paid holiday, fuck you.
Speaker 1:Okay, I don't know. Anyway, yes, I have evolved from Shots With T because Shots With T was so volatile. I'm not volatile at all, I'm very much so.
Speaker 2:Very entertaining though.
Speaker 1:I am very entertaining, yes, but I'm not volatile. So we're moving into love and relationships, because unskipped single train is still active, although I have been missing action for like two, three weeks, but y'all, I'm sorry. Life and life, and lately, Life and life. Life has been life and lately. But I'm back matchmaking with y'all, getting y'all couples together. Update on couple number one.
Speaker 2:Update, update they got a baby.
Speaker 1:No, they don't have no damn business.
Speaker 2:They married.
Speaker 1:They said a baby I'm about to say they married. They are in Day number five. He's going to ask her to be his girlfriend this week. She's not going to see it Wait the niggas. Do that, yes, do that, yeah, nigga, they better. Okay, it's like a gender reveal. You, ignorant as shit, you, you the romance in you is not there. Huh yeah, the romance in you is not there it's there.
Speaker 1:No, it's not on the show, though anyway, you just act like this on the show yes wow. So so you fake as shit? Yes, okay, anyway. He said he's trying to go viral, right? Yes, just act like this on the show.
Speaker 2:Yes, wow, so you're faking shit.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, anyway. He said he's trying to go viral, right? Yes, anyway, he's going to ask her to be his girlfriend this week.
Speaker 5:That shit is so funny, actually, on Saturday On Saturday they're going to dinner and then yeah.
Speaker 2:You're going to give her a girlfriend ring.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, he gonna get them to write it on the plate, on the dessert plate, and that's it. Like he's simple, you, you thinking too much into it. Like it's just really simple and romantic. Yeah, I'm saying, I'm not saying like I've.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know, back in the days, niggas, you'd be like you wouldn't be my girlfriend, yes or no?
Speaker 1:okay, so it's like that we are not old as fuck when we was in elementary school. We are not.
Speaker 2:Oh no, that's pretty much the same thing, but enhanced, but you know. Maggie in CEO days.
Speaker 1:They didn't have cell phones or nice restaurants, so you know, we did we had flip phones.
Speaker 2:What On a dinner plate With yes or no?
Speaker 1:Yes, that's cute as shit.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. Note is the same thing, but in the hands of the plate.
Speaker 1:But we don't want the fucking note, we want the plate with the dessert on it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you want the note.
Speaker 1:She said she don't want the note, she want the dinner.
Speaker 2:She said she want the note.
Speaker 1:The note is fine and all, but put it on the dessert plate with cheesecake. That's what I want. You can't frame that, though I don't give a fuck, I'm going to lick it off. Exactly, eat me, hello. I mean, what are we talking about here, like hello, not the scary music. Let me use my actual question the scary hours.
Speaker 5:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:The scary hours. You know, because I ain't going to lie, the punch is punchy.
Speaker 4:Y'all can't bring this shit back. No more the punch is definitely punchy Y'all can't bring this shit, no fucking more.
Speaker 1:This is a while. That shit is a while. It's very spooky, nah, but um. So I just want to give y'all update. Couple number one is moving to a relationship and I told them they gotta name their baby after me, because I mean hello without me right, right you.
Speaker 1:They were there. They got a baby after me. But the question is and I thought about this as I was talking to um oh boy and I was asking him like you know, what made you decide that you want to do this? I mean, y'all have been on five dates. I think that's a little soon for me, but you know, what do you see in the other person that makes you want to do that? So my question is and your significant others? What do you want them to see? How do you want them to view you? That's a good question, right?
Speaker 2:How do you want them to view you?
Speaker 1:Sponsored by the Unscripted Agency.
Speaker 2:Shameless plug, I'll let you go first Chad, that's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3:You said how you want.
Speaker 2:How do you want your?
Speaker 1:significant other to view you. How do you want them to see you Like when they think about you? What do you want them to say See? How do you want them to see you like when they think about you? What do you want them to say, see. So, like the person I talk to now, if you ask him this question, I know exactly what he's gonna say she's just a girl. Wow, and I love that for me because, like, I get to be feminine, I get to be soft, I don't have to live in my masculinity like I don't have to lift a finger, I don't have to open a wall, I don't have to do shit, I just have to sit there and look fucking pretty I I love that for you.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I don't want somebody to be like she's just a girl. I'm going to take care of everything for her. Thinking about the past, I love that for you. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2:My past was shit. That was a tumultuous past. Yeah, jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:Foster by CO McLean. Oh you motherf good guy, that was good, right. See yo, what are you.
Speaker 2:Bruh, no, it wasn't, no it wasn't.
Speaker 1:It's a good guy.
Speaker 2:Let me tell y'all I'm about to cut off my phone.
Speaker 1:Cut it off. Cut it off. Remember we said we were going to leave that shit to pass. Y'all want to hear this Turn it over, yo Alright so another thing that fell out of the box today was a turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over turn it over, turn it over, turn it over.
Speaker 1:Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over turn it. I told you on here this Go ahead. Yeah, it was a little bottle of lube and I didn't know what it was, so I picked it up thinking it was like maybe something for like camera equipment or light or you know his game equipment Anything.
Speaker 1:I didn't know what it was. It was definitely a bottle of personal lubricant. Did it look used? It was this much left and it wasn't a little bottle like it was like the size of this bottle right here and it was probably like this much left so it definitely had been used and I seen I was like this is what he was doing with his videos and I just threw it out.
Speaker 2:Frequent jack man nasty work hashtag, nasty work scene and I was like this is what he was doing with his videos and I just threw it out Frequent Jack man Nasty work.
Speaker 1:Hashtag nasty work.
Speaker 2:I told you I'm about to make my shirt nasty work.
Speaker 1:So, CEO, I know you don't want your significant other view as a bottle of lube, so how would you want them to view you?
Speaker 2:That's a good question. I think I would want them to view me okay. I would want them to view me the opposite of what other people viewed me as yep, exactly we think you old and asshole.
Speaker 1:You want them to look at you as young and caring well, no, I'm my age.
Speaker 2:I'm blessed to be this age. You know A lot of motherfuckers haven't seen 2019, 2, 1. You know, so you know I'm blessed. That's true. But, yes, I would say I would want them to see me as what I said the first time.
Speaker 1:As Tell us this You're right. No, this is new. You want them to see you as. Nelly and Ashanti reportedly tied a knot six months ago.
Speaker 2:Breaking news oh, breaking news. Da da, da da. I mean, got that that sound bite? Huh, but don't escape the question. No, I'm trying to escape the question December 27, 2023.
Speaker 1:See, that's your fault. You can't be here, no more. It's not specified what county they were married in, but things became official in St Louis County.
Speaker 2:Oh, in the loo, Now shout out to. Nelly and Ashanti, because that is a great looking couple. Yes, now back to this question. Answer this question.
Speaker 1:Don't try to skip it.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not trying to skip it. I tackle shit head on. But to skip it? No, I'm not trying to skip it. I'll tackle shit head on, but I'm trying to figure out. I forgot what the fuck I said the first time.
Speaker 1:You said you want them to look at you. The opposite of what everybody else looks at.
Speaker 2:Yes, I mean, what more is there to elaborate on that?
Speaker 1:Why do you want them to look at you like that?
Speaker 2:No, because you know, everybody, regardless of what people say, people care about how people perceive them or talk about it, Right, and? And some people say I don't care, but you know. So in that instance, you know, especially if there's things that is very is not true. You know, and um, you're able to. All right, you hear this shit. It's not true. I'm still going to go and see for myself, Right? And they're like, oh, this is the complete opposite, Right, you know what I'm saying. So in that sense, you know, that's to answer your question, Did I?
Speaker 5:answer it I like that.
Speaker 1:That was dope. It's like finding a 20 in your pocket after you do laundry Right.
Speaker 1:Unexpected. That question is really deep because somebody um, I brought that question up because the person I was talking to I asked that question and he asked me the question back. I was like, oh, you in my business, you messy, but not that question deep because, like, for me, I want the other person I'm with to see me as I mean, as everybody else see me, and, to be fair, I don't see me how everybody see me, right. So my friends tell me so I'm really giving and I give too much and I'm too nice and I really give my shirt off my back. You know, y'all know me, you know I go to the ends for people that I fuck with and stuff.
Speaker 1:But I want people to see me as not somebody that's just giving. I just I'm full of love, right. So I like to give out love, no matter what it is, no matter how it is or who it is. I like to just give out love. So I like to just give out love. So I want that person to see me as somebody that's just full of peace and love. That's how you want people to see, like you, a safe place to come home to. Like you a safe space, like you know, fuck, whatever happened out there. You know saying you come home to peace and happiness. So that's a deep question now, how do you want your significant other to see you?
Speaker 1:yeah, let's pass the mic around I want to hear this shit too. What you mean, okay, no, I want to hear this. You want to hear this shit.
Speaker 2:This is why the question is around. You know what?
Speaker 1:my best friend, alex, ain't never spoke on a podcast before, so Hello, alex.
Speaker 2:Podcast speaker.
Speaker 1:To be fair fun fact me and Alex have been best friends for 17 years, 17 years. Yeah, Since fifth grade we had on the same shirt and we didn't like each other.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we was mad at each other because we had the same shirt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we was mad at each other for like a week and then we became best friends.
Speaker 2:That's what's up.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah. So how do you want your significant other to view?
Speaker 5:you. To be honest, I view myself, I want them to view me and I feel like nobody else knows you, like how you know you. So all of that, if they see that, then it's like they see me.
Speaker 1:Aw, I love that and that's beautiful period.
Speaker 5:I love that. I love that, see me and that's beautiful period.
Speaker 1:I love that. My best friend's so deep y'all. It gives me Erykah Badu every time. My other best friend also named Alex. Fun fact, we both got the same name. Yes, listen, I gravitate to people named Alex for real. Yeah, you like the A's? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2:Don't do that your. You like the A's? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh wow, don't do that, don't do that. Your name. A say with A. Anyway, another stop, stop it. Another fun fact me and Alice been best friends for like 10 years, 10 years.
Speaker 2:That's just seven years negated from your original.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Wow, that's original. Yeah, wow, that's what's up, and why didn't you do your math?
Speaker 1:like that. Why didn't you calculate that shit? Like go ahead, go ahead. You're gonna piss me off, go ahead. It's crazy. I'm trying so hard with you today. Um, I would have to say similar to terrence. I would like for my partner to view me as a safe space, especially because you know black men. I don't feel like they feel that enough in the world. So, you got to be their piece. You got to be their, you got to be their like home hole. You got to be their encouragement sometimes.
Speaker 1:So yeah, that's for me Also similar to what Alex said, like that also has to be them viewing me as how I view myself Right, which is I view myself as a strong person. I view myself as an independent person. I also don't want anybody to take away from that from me because that's part of my identity. So that's a good point, because you know.
Speaker 1:You know alex said you view yourself how you view yourself, and what I was saying is I view myself as a safe place. I know, at the end of the day, I got me and me as a safe place. So that know, at the end of the day, I got me and me as a safe place. So that's why I'm saying you're a significant other I view. I want you to view me as a safe place because I got you and God not going to play about me, so I'm not going to play about you.
Speaker 4:So you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm saying so you know because let me tell y'all about Terrence and the Mustard Seed. Mustard Seed been getting through me through the last few months. You didn't say that. The Mustard Seed. I'm going to tell y'all this is going to be a separate blooper, but yeah, you know what I'm saying. But yeah, your significant other is you know.
Speaker 2:Hey, we want to hear from the rest of the team, oh yeah, let me get the other.
Speaker 1:Yeah, go ahead, stop humming, stop humming. No, no, stop humming, shout out to Kim.
Speaker 2:I knew. I knew what the fuck am I doing. Nah, kim, you better get that mic. Shout out to Kim. I knew if everybody else was gonna say they shit, you gotta say and you know it's crazy, kim work.
Speaker 1:She work with us now, so she not on the team. For real, she don't wanna talk. Yeah, thanks, it's. She's not on the team for real.
Speaker 2:She don't want to talk. Yeah, facts, it's facts, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, destiny, cause you're gonna talk French.
Speaker 4:Come on, destiny, talk French Talk that I would want someone to see me, for me.
Speaker 1:You know, not forcing myself To be something that you would want me to be, but for me to be me Talk that. Because I'm a goofy person. And a weird person in a good way and a fun person. So I want to be that with you Comfortable. You want to be comfortable. I like that. Comfortability is a key in a relationship because if you can't be comfortable with the person that you're with, then it's a no.
Speaker 2:It's a no. For me it's a no-no.
Speaker 3:No-no.
Speaker 1:Sleazington. Oh shit, oh shit. I need some damn money. Hold on, shout out to Kim, our new social media coordinator, we're gonna put her picture right here. Shout out to Kim, social media coordinator go ahead, friend. I've been friends with Kim y'all for shit how long? A long time.
Speaker 2:So that's 10, 17 what you got nah, for real, for real.
Speaker 4:Me and Terrence recently reconnected on like on a deeper level, when I moved back from Charlie our birthdays are like one day apart so like that's really my, that's really my twin. I'm a Capricorn.
Speaker 1:I can't feel it get diminished. My mom's a Capricorn. I can't stand to get manish.
Speaker 2:I'm on the Capricorn.
Speaker 1:Go ahead.
Speaker 4:Friend, I would like my partner to see me as myself. Like my cousin said, I do feel like I'm a safe space. I would like anybody to feel comfortable and safe around me. I also want to. I like to bring joy in people's lives, so I like to uplift people, so I would love my partner to always feel like when shit go down, when the world get tough, baby, we're going to have a ball regardless, Because one thing about it that must deceive baby God got me Okay, so we always going to be good.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you how bad the budget is going to be. God got me we always gonna be good. He telling her about the budget. Summer boy, come on Swish, I'm wild man he not so awesome. Shout out to Swish this is Michael talk to us.
Speaker 2:Yo Swish you stupid. Well, you know.
Speaker 3:I like the like you know. Questions like this. I like to base like life off quotes. I'm a music head.
Speaker 4:I'm a music head.
Speaker 3:So, like I want my it's a quote, it's like, it's like I want. I want you to see me, how you met me, you feel me. You know they say in the beginning when you trying to talk to you get a girl.
Speaker 3:When you trying to get the, when you trying to get or sway a girl, the sway whoever you trying to be with, they say that's when you go the hardest and then when you finally get it, that's when you slow down and shit. But I want you to see me how you saw me in the beginning, what you mean. I'ma keep that same energy. You feel me, I want you. I want you to see me as protection. You feel me, I want you to be, I want you to feel safe around me. You feel me if we walking through a crowd of nigg.
Speaker 3:Why I want you to see me. That's it, shit like that.
Speaker 1:We love our black men.
Speaker 2:It's Juneteenth too. Shout out to the black men Happy nigga day.
Speaker 1:Y'all got some deep ass answers. We didn't get sleeves, sleeves. Type shit, type shit type shit, hold on, what time is it?
Speaker 2:Time for you to talk. Yeah, y'all know my role.
Speaker 1:Wrap it up, yep, wrap it up.
Speaker 2:Coming from a light-skinned nigga perspective, you know how I feel about light-skinned niggas. Slee's my only.
Speaker 4:Hate him.
Speaker 2:He the last light-skinned nigga.
Speaker 6:He's the last light skin to go let me see, let me see, so we can yeah so we can, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1:How do you want your significant other to view you?
Speaker 6:I mean it's just really piggybacking off everybody you know, it's really just piggybacking off everybody. I'm about to give you, I'm about to give you my thing is off everybody what else am?
Speaker 6:I gonna say that everybody ain't said to be fair. Because you want, you want your woman to feel safe, yeah, but you feel me, because you want everybody, you want your woman to feel safe, secure. You know I'm saying you want somebody to come home and be at peace. You feel me, but she gotta also understand, like with me you. You got to just understand my life. You know I'm saying I'll bring you into it, but understand, like I don't like that.
Speaker 6:Laugh swish I ain't saying this. My thing is this I ain't saying it's crazy, but my thing is this my grind and how I'm gonna like for me, I done been there where I ain't you know what I'm saying. I ain't going back, I ain't have it. I ain't going back and I ain't you feel me. I ain't going back to that shit for nobody. You hear me. I got mouths to feed. I ain't fuck that.
Speaker 6:You know what I'm saying so before you fuck the bag up, understand my grind and how I DNA should not reap off the benefits. Fuck it, it's going to be fun. That's crazy. You're going to be protected. That's my nigga right there, man. Yeah, it's going to be fun, you're going to be protected. You feel what I'm saying, but then also, like I say, you're going to know the real me, though, because then understand when I step outside who I am, and understand when I'm at the house who I am, though you type shit.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's the most Midwest ass type shit.
Speaker 6:I don't allow to shut up my Chicago niggas.
Speaker 1:Detroit niggas type shit.
Speaker 6:But my thing is this we gonna leave it at that with the time type shit, type shit, type shit yeah, trap, I'm just a girl.
Speaker 4:Wind down Wednesday, you know tears every week yeah track.
Speaker 6:I wear shirts, so listen you know, I'm just a girl wind down Wednesday.
Speaker 1:You know tears every week. I'ma make you think, i'ma make you think, i'ma make you drink. I'll make you all that. You know what I'm saying. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:That's crazy okay, I got. I got one more thing right. I just had to ask this because you gotta stay off the internet yo.
Speaker 1:I just had to ask this because you got to stay off the internet. Yo, I'll be on it. That's why that's what old people do. No, I'll be on it.
Speaker 2:It's some shit that's like yo, that's intriguing. So what you picking Wait?
Speaker 1:wait.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to go around and ask the panel and the people that's in here. So one has to go, and this goes for men and women. So one has to go. Six kids can't cook, no job or don't give head.
Speaker 1:Six kids one has to go six kids because I need a nigga that cook, give head and got a job. So six kids six kids, you gotta pick which one. Gotta go One has to go.
Speaker 2:Six kids can't cook, no job or don't give head.
Speaker 1:One can't cook, one ain't got no job.
Speaker 2:Oh, wait a minute, I chose that wrong.
Speaker 1:So yeah, so if so one has to go, but then the other one stay.
Speaker 2:Yes, one has to go, the other one stays.
Speaker 1:Okay, no job, no, no, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:One has to go. Hold on, she got six kids. One has to go. You got to get rid of one out of the four but keep the other three.
Speaker 6:Six kids. She like get busted boy. She burning as hell.
Speaker 2:So you're going to get rid of the cis kids and you're going to keep the can't cook, the no job and don't give head. I got a great job. I got a good job.
Speaker 4:You're going to have to get one eventually. We can work on the head part.
Speaker 2:So y'all getting rid of what the cis kids got to go. So you say you're going to work on the can't cook I can cook, I like to cook. So you say you're going to work on the can't cook I can cook, I like to cook. So you want to cook all the time? Okay, and you're going to work with the no job.
Speaker 1:So one of the bills is I just want to say I am probably the only person.
Speaker 2:And the nigga that won't give you no head, ever. No, you're not.
Speaker 1:In this room? No, you're not. Wait, wait. I just want to say listen, no. I'm very quiet right now, probably the only person you can say what I'm in the room where six kids is not a deal. Okay, you're out of here. We can put them, motherfuckers, in a boarding school, but if y'all can't, make that kitty rain. It's over, it's done.
Speaker 2:We're reading the mic because we can't hear you out of the mic.
Speaker 6:If a nigga handling business as a man for his sis' kids, y'all can fuck with that. Oh, he handling business, his sis' cuz is getting taken care of, I ain't gotta worry about that. But for a man to come there, if she a millionaire, I'm fucking with it. You feel me the one with the head. You got to go. But if she's not and it's kind of like, ooh, the last two or three I might have to take care of Shit.
Speaker 2:Because then I want a couple of them home. What you getting rid of, Sleece?
Speaker 1:You said what you getting rid of. You said what you're getting rid of six kids. Let me say but the man, it's a better thing because you can't get rid of the kids. But you can teach a bitch how to cook, you can teach a bitch how to give hair and you can get a bitch a job, yeah, but you got conditions that can change.
Speaker 4:You saw that you got six kids.
Speaker 1:The only condition that's to change is the seventh is going to come.
Speaker 6:Oh God, what if she got six baby daddies?
Speaker 1:boy. Oh God. What if they all by the same name? Oh, that's horrible. What if they got six?
Speaker 6:kids by the same name. I'm not judging, I don't judge. So you're going to give her the six kids that can cook and has a job and could give exceptional head.
Speaker 2:You hold up, no, since kids. She boy, listen to what I'm telling you. She got six kids because she can cook very well. She got a great job and she gave great head okay, six kids, okay you.
Speaker 6:So you're gonna be the seventh baby daddy. You don't know that, you don't know that. So, oh, oh. So you think if she, if she, if she gave one of his kids and can do all that, he's not going nowhere. He just let her go for a little bit. Have fun, nigga, I need to fuck off and he's coming back. So what are we talking about? She has more than one baby daddy.
Speaker 1:She got more than one baby daddy folks.
Speaker 6:What nigga y'all know got six kids. What nigga y'all know got six kids by one shorty and he ain't fucking with her. What nigga y'all know got six kids.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:Listen. Quiet on the set. Listen to what I'm saying. I don't give a fuck what I don't. Listen, jeff, you can't give a shit.
Speaker 1:Quiet on the set. Quiet on the set. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying. I don't give a fuck what. None of y'all saying A bitch, you, a six kid, whatever, I don't care about none of that shit. It's easy to teach a bitch to give a shit, but you, them kids, fuck them kids. I think I don't need to cook because I can cook. Fuck that. That nigga don't got no job. Fine, whatever you know.
Speaker 5:I'm saying because that's probably not my main nigga anyway, but he can't give head. Good head will keep niggas in a lot of situations.
Speaker 1:I swear to god, I swear to god, I swear to god, so I don't give a fuck what nobody in this room saying all right.
Speaker 2:So we we established that t and sid said they will get rid of the don't give head.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry to God.
Speaker 6:What would you get?
Speaker 2:rid of the six kids. You said the six kids. What would you get rid of Alex? What's his name? Alex? Alex, what would you get rid of? Alex? Fuck the kids. Six kids. Get rid of the six kids D. What are you getting rid of Six kids? Get rid of six kids D. What are you getting rid of Six kids? Addis what are you getting rid of Kids, kim? Kids got to go, kids.
Speaker 1:Kids, what got to go Kids, y'all tripping because it's so easy.
Speaker 2:Damn that's fucked up, y'all got to be just owning the kids like that it's so much good pussy send them kids to the boarding school fuck them kids.
Speaker 1:If you can't give no head, you ain't shit. What the fuck am I gonna do with you? You can't teach no nigga how to give head, and you know that because the woman was six kids.
Speaker 2:The woman with six kids, the woman with six kids that ain't your fucking kids. I don't give a fuck about them. Kids, like I said, I don't give a fuck about them kids, but the woman with six kids don't really cook got a fucking banging job and she get banging head. I'm not getting rid of six kids' shit, I'm keeping her. I'm getting rid of the girl that can't get head.
Speaker 1:I'm with them on the head In this fucking podcast. I'm getting pissed off man.
Speaker 2:I'm keeping the six kids. I'm keeping the six kids. I don't give a fuck. She can really cook. She got a great fucking job. Really cook, she got a great fucking job so she got a great. She got a great job. All her kids are taking care of her. She ain't got to worry about the fucking kids no cap. I'm talking to you she ain't got no goddamn job. I'm taking the girl with six kids because she got all the three.
Speaker 1:That's why I'm taking the girl with six kids.
Speaker 5:Man, fuck them kids put them in a boarding school. Give me head.
Speaker 3:She's making 30 cents.
Speaker 1:I just want to say I talked to a nigga that had nine kids.
Speaker 5:That's all I want, fuck them kids Put their asses in a minute.
Speaker 1:Always with they fucking mama.
Speaker 4:I don't care, go your way, I am an educator. I will find a year long boarding camp for they asses.
Speaker 1:Fuck them kids. I don't give a fuck. Fuck them kids. Don't give a fuck. Fuck them kids. Give me head and sit your ass down. Give me head Top. That's all I want, top man. End this fucking podcast If I get pissed off. Hey, you know what? That's your boy Sia McClain. It's your girl, trav. See it. Put them kids In a fucking boarding school. Okay, I promise y'all. It's Terrence Uns podcast.
Speaker 2:It's my last episode. You're going to see her face here next week. Eight on this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, I don't quit, I'm sorry, I hate y'all feelings, oh shit. I don't believe in her Right, I quit.
Speaker 2:I quit for real, but I'm sorry for me. What's?
Speaker 1:that song Play that song. B-i-c-k-e-s-e and I leak on the beat Like I leak on the beat. I swear to God. I said it had to be started, boy, I swear to God.