Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Giggles and Groundbreaking Discussions in the World of Beauty and Film
Ever found yourself grappling with the absurdity of syncing phones to computers, or mulling over the hefty price tag of Hermes envelopes? Well, buckle up, because that’s just the tip of the iceberg in our latest podcast episode. Alabama Joe, Shyrod (the artist formerly known as Silky), Superman Steve and your host Bosco, weave through a labyrinth of laughter and quirk, starting with a personal tug-of-war with technology and a stroll down memory lane to the roots of my own moniker, Bosco. Get ready to chuckle and nod along as we reminisce about the days of Bosco Chocolate tsyrup and dive, not into a chocolate milk, but into the madness of college football coaches and their notorious game of musical chairs.
Strap in as we veer from the sublime to the ridiculous, critiquing everything from the unexpected turn-offs of a peculiar walk to the unpredictable twists of international divorce laws. We’ve all had those dating disasters that leave us crafting escape routes worthy of a spy novel, and I'm no exception – listen in for a cringe-worthy tale that will have you either laughing in solidarity or gasping in secondhand embarrassment. Our conversation swings from the gym's squat racks to the courtroom, underscoring the comedy that is life and the reality that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Lastly, we’re not just about the giggles. Our episode transcends into a thoughtful discussion on the ever-evolving portrayal of beauty and identity, from Hollywood aesthetics to the wonders of genetic diversity. We dabble in the realm of superheroes and cinema, sharing our takes on everything from black-and-white classics to the latest superhero blockbusters. And as for American fiction and the Oscars, we’ve got opinions aplenty – with a surprise breaking news segment that just might flip the script. So pull up a chair, pop in those earbuds, and join us for a piquant blend of humor, heart, and a hint of Hollywood.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever found yourself grappling with the absurdity of syncing phones to computers, or mulling over the hefty price tag of Hermes envelopes? Well, buckle up, because that’s just the tip of the iceberg in our latest podcast episode. Alabama Joe, Shyrod (the artist formerly known as Silky), Superman Steve and your host Bosco, weave through a labyrinth of laughter and quirk, starting with a personal tug-of-war with technology and a stroll down memory lane to the roots of my own moniker, Bosco. Get ready to chuckle and nod along as we reminisce about the days of Bosco Chocolate tsyrup and dive, not into a chocolate milk, but into the madness of college football coaches and their notorious game of musical chairs.
Strap in as we veer from the sublime to the ridiculous, critiquing everything from the unexpected turn-offs of a peculiar walk to the unpredictable twists of international divorce laws. We’ve all had those dating disasters that leave us crafting escape routes worthy of a spy novel, and I'm no exception – listen in for a cringe-worthy tale that will have you either laughing in solidarity or gasping in secondhand embarrassment. Our conversation swings from the gym's squat racks to the courtroom, underscoring the comedy that is life and the reality that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Lastly, we’re not just about the giggles. Our episode transcends into a thoughtful discussion on the ever-evolving portrayal of beauty and identity, from Hollywood aesthetics to the wonders of genetic diversity. We dabble in the realm of superheroes and cinema, sharing our takes on everything from black-and-white classics to the latest superhero blockbusters. And as for American fiction and the Oscars, we’ve got opinions aplenty – with a surprise breaking news segment that just might flip the script. So pull up a chair, pop in those earbuds, and join us for a piquant blend of humor, heart, and a hint of Hollywood.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:Yeah, see, we just started. The champ is in here. The champ is in here.
Speaker 3:What is it champ?
Speaker 1:The champ is here.
Speaker 3:The champ is here.
Speaker 2:That's what the sound like, huh. Well, welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here again to talk that ish for another week. I want to know why my phone ain't syncing to my computer. I'm going to have to. I get anxiety every time I go to Apple too.
Speaker 1:Damn man, they need no introduction.
Speaker 2:I'm just sitting up here trying to get my songs on so I can add them to my playlist.
Speaker 3:Is that a back book? Yeah, it should seem. No, it has been.
Speaker 2:It just hasn't the last couple of times and it's not, it's from like 2020.
Speaker 3:Maybe it's an update or something.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I'm looking for one. Hopefully it will update and start connecting. Anyway, hello folks, this is your friendly neighborhood, bosco. I got something to say about my name too real quick. It's a whole bunch of things coming out now with Bosco. I'm not saying it's because of me, but it's a show. You see me, it's a show coming on Peacock called Bosco, and then it's a show called Champion and the dude's name, the character name on there, is Bosco. Oh yeah, it's Bell B-O-S-C-O. Oh shit.
Speaker 3:So anyway.
Speaker 2:I just want y'all to know I've been Bosco since 1973.
Speaker 1:I always knew when that lady looked at you and said are you named after the Serp? I ain't never heard of a Bosco cane Serp. Right, he knew that. He remember that Because it's like a dark molasses looking at it.
Speaker 4:I don't know her name.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know, I don't know her name Not.
Speaker 1:Bosco, I let you say it, bosco, I ain't know her with no Serp.
Speaker 4:I wasn't looking for the shit Because I'm a black burn man, I don't know her shit, I wasn't looking for the Serp.
Speaker 3:You do it with a little line Shit. Let's see research, that shit for you.
Speaker 1:And they had no line. Then, man, what you talking about, that was a long time ago.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, this was the end.
Speaker 1:She can't take photos of the kids because they were going to photo shoot.
Speaker 2:That's funny, oh my.
Speaker 1:God.
Speaker 4:She was a photographer.
Speaker 2:So she can't take.
Speaker 1:I guess Bosco stuck a nerve or something yeah he did.
Speaker 3:You know what he do, man, that nigga like to tickle the middle.
Speaker 1:Rock that man in the boat.
Speaker 2:Hashtag supermodel. Anyway, the tiny boy man. All jokes aside, this is your boy, bosco. I'm sitting with a.
Speaker 3:This is Sherrod you know, former AKA Silky, and to my left is one and only Alabama.
Speaker 1:Joe, baby Alabama.
Speaker 3:Joe. I think it's a formerly known. Change the state, joe, change it. You just changed the state, joe, because that's where all your players are going.
Speaker 1:But I didn't make no difference. That's not here nor there. Ain't gonna make no difference.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Look at that shit Bosco's served?
Speaker 1:I never knew.
Speaker 3:Every new. Oh yeah, he got some he had to go pull out the fridges. He know he had to go get something.
Speaker 2:she said I'm original nigga Nigga, where they sell that shit at Brownie Surgeon.
Speaker 3:Publix that shit ain't even hurt you.
Speaker 1:They say Bosco.
Speaker 2:Look at that.
Speaker 1:Ain't got no public.
Speaker 2:Hey, you were just in Florida and saw all on public time.
Speaker 4:Alabama got him how long the.
Speaker 2:Silky.
Speaker 4:How long the Silky yeah, I'm building that one thing I've had that for years. Oh to my left.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, Maybe I got carried away.
Speaker 4:I would be a sucks, I'm gonna show you some food.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I've had it for years, the one and only.
Speaker 2:Superman is in the building. You know, yeah, up up. In a way Might put it on IG.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's funny though, paz. I ain't got no server or name. I ain't got no server or name after me.
Speaker 2:Now you can take this and pour it on top of your lateness.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right on top of the man and be like oh.
Speaker 2:Bosco has been on my woman.
Speaker 3:Just drizzle it on.
Speaker 2:Just drizzle it on. I'll skeet skeet, skeet, put it on the nipples. Put it on the nipples, then we got to skeet it on, put it on the nipples.
Speaker 1:They're my favorites. You got to skeet, skeet, skeet.
Speaker 3:I'll, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, give her some chocolate sauce. Open your mouth, you can't say skeet on the radio.
Speaker 2:Squirt it in the mouth. Oh yeah, who got something to say?
Speaker 1:I know somebody got something to say. I got something to say oh yeah, I don't think, fucking, they should let hardball leave and leave that team high and dry like that. Fuck that motherfucker. That's all I got to say.
Speaker 3:I know, man, he's scared. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:He's scared to try to make the legs Now the team is stuck, they going to be on probation and shit, and that motherfucker going off to bed and in devils.
Speaker 2:Pete Carroll did the same thing.
Speaker 1:He shouldn't have done it. He shouldn't have allowed to do it either.
Speaker 2:Hey, they said the penalty. I think they should pay restitution. They said the penalty should follow the coach. That's what I said.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so whatever the thing, is Obviously they're not going to find him to the NFL Right right, so he should need to pay restitution True, they got it in his contract.
Speaker 2:So, what you like, find him. Find him like a million bucks.
Speaker 1:Fuck, no, he's going to make him cheat. They need to give him maybe 10, 20 minutes. Oh who?
Speaker 3:Oh, they find him guilty or something.
Speaker 1:No, no, he's a cheater.
Speaker 3:He's just hating.
Speaker 1:He's a cheater.
Speaker 3:Why do you think Belichick can't get a job? He's a cheater too.
Speaker 1:Belichick is old and he old, he ain't going to get that job. Man, that motherfucker couldn't get a job at.
Speaker 3:Walmart. That nigga's 79. He know he's old. I don't even know why he want to work anymore, I know.
Speaker 2:He's wanting to get them 15 wins, man no, but still, I would just be like man, forget it. You the greatest, already You're not six Super Bowl wins.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you the greatest. You see that shit. Can you imagine Bill at Walmart checking your?
Speaker 3:shit. Let me see your receipt no.
Speaker 2:Hey quit cheating, bill. Hey, bill Belichick is a good cat man. There he is, I like for real. It's just what they portray to the media. He has everybody fooled man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, no, he doesn't.
Speaker 2:I know, when he was in Cleveland, who deflated the balls, then I know you no well OK.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, it don't make any sense. Like listen they do the basketball, they did the master like fucking call a pair in them and all them.
Speaker 2:Listen, when you deflate a ball there's you still have to play the game with the football. Sometimes you get a better grip. There's that some quarterbacks like to over inflate it. Why? I don't want that as a wide receiver, Especially if it's cold outside. I think it'll be. I don't want to get you to shoot a net and you should have never sent the snowplow guy out Just playing the snow.
Speaker 1:Remember when they sent the snowplow guy?
Speaker 4:out.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, they took it to him, so he kicked the field goal yeah.
Speaker 1:And my brother. He's probably wearing just like this. He was on the line right so you can see the lines. You remember that shit right.
Speaker 4:He was going down the line.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they can see what the yard line is on. Had my mother curved over right, where he's supposed to kick it at Right back? In the line.
Speaker 2:Man, you got to clear off the space.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I should have done that shit. I'm going to tell you this you played in the elements.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing, people hate, winners True. When teams win, I mean you should know Alabama's always winning. I know People hate Alabama yeah. People don't like Ohio State yeah. Now.
Speaker 1:Now I mean, don't say fan, this is our first year really winning Since 2009. And I think he was about three then. That's how I know he don't watch the 49.
Speaker 3:But we won't go there. I think he was like three years old last time.
Speaker 2:What was the last?
Speaker 3:time.
Speaker 2:Because I know that was a.
Speaker 3:Super.
Speaker 2:Bowl what.
Speaker 1:That was a Super Bowl three years ago. He was like three, when you like, three years old.
Speaker 2:But three years ago he was three.
Speaker 3:Come on with Joe Montana and Jared right there, and then that's a surprise.
Speaker 2:Yeah, how were you winning like that first Super Bowl?
Speaker 3:So I was three, but you all talk about that first Super Bowl. It was 81. 81, right, oh hell, that was car for life.
Speaker 4:That was car for life, so obviously he wasn't a fan then.
Speaker 2:No, no, no he's three.
Speaker 3:But they've been the two Super Bowls in the last 10 years, oh man, one with Cap, one with Groppolo and now about to be one with Party. That ain't gonna make it.
Speaker 1:Detroit going.
Speaker 3:Man, did they win with Cap?
Speaker 4:They got close.
Speaker 3:Oh, they did. They turned the lights off. I know Almost did, got close. But we've been relevant for the last 10 years.
Speaker 1:Jimmy G.
Speaker 2:Hey, I tell you what. There's something. Well, I look at it. There's only one relevant team the team that wins. Like in college it's as hard as it pains me. It pains me to say this, but the only relevant team right now is Michigan.
Speaker 4:No shit they cheated.
Speaker 2:They won.
Speaker 4:I'm not gonna say all that, I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1:God damn it, you up there you came from up there and you know they been cheating since you was away.
Speaker 3:And they be bedwit that college football player if he can't let it go.
Speaker 1:They been cheating since you was away.
Speaker 3:They weren't cheating in that game.
Speaker 2:But I tell you what I support them.
Speaker 1:They were still in sickness. I understand, I support them, I understand. Look first of all.
Speaker 2:Like right now. I'm his number one fan.
Speaker 1:How the fuck your coach gonna go on probation, all God damn you, and you gonna let them come back and you can get into God damn playoffs. That shit ain't right.
Speaker 3:I think something about that happened.
Speaker 1:That should have been for the state in that motherfucker's tent. I think someone was about to have a saving, no saving, just retired. Hey, that was pretty bad. You think someone was about to happen.
Speaker 2:I think something about to come out Like how, what Something about? To come out Like listen, nothing can come out anymore. Now, dude they pay the players what?
Speaker 4:the fuck you talking about you like will say the players making more than their assistants.
Speaker 1:Now, that's not where I brought up a conversation about TD Jake's.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know what you already know. Once again, we don't fact check, and this podcast is. I'll just say we turn on the mics Brought to you by some shit like that.
Speaker 1:Proud of high treasonry.
Speaker 2:Oh, and a Bosco chocolate.
Speaker 1:Nick Sabres is a Greek God bro.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, hold on, hold on. Is he a Greek God, nick?
Speaker 1:one of the motherfuckers you wanna call him.
Speaker 3:He's a great coach for something about the Zeus, the king of all coaches.
Speaker 2:Oh saving.
Speaker 1:Yeah right, mercury, fastest mother for all coaches, hermes, whatever you want to call him.
Speaker 2:Hey, is that with the expensive bags is named after Hermes? You know they sell envelopes. Hey, look up, look up Hermes envelope. Tell me how much it is. Please Watch this. Like actual envelopes that you send out Envelope envelopes. Well, I said envelopes.
Speaker 3:Envelopes. I mean, that's an envelope. I ain't never heard of it.
Speaker 4:Why would the?
Speaker 3:hell, would they sell envelopes?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but if I send you a letter, you better send it back.
Speaker 1:You don't know nothing about the envelope, but you know about saving when it go in front of you and I'm gonna put it in a regular envelope, but I'm gonna put the letter in a Hermes envelope.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna write on it though. So then cause I'm gonna need it back.
Speaker 3:I'm about to look.
Speaker 1:And then look, look, what did he say? Now they saying they thinking about offing the brother-in-the-head coach job.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought they was gonna give it to him. Oh God, what do I say? Envelopes right.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:How much?
Speaker 3:Hermes. This is Jews. It says $420 for Hermes.
Speaker 2:And it's just a regular letter envelope, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, like that one. Yeah, yeah, $418.50.
Speaker 1:You can say $2.50 if you shop now.
Speaker 3:Joe, you see that An envelope.
Speaker 2:Elredor, a real one of $262 for the envelope, yeah, but it's probably, but it look like it's leather.
Speaker 1:It's probably magnetically sealed and sealed it look like it's leather man, listen Sealed with wax.
Speaker 2:Hermes got me all the way fucked up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you know.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's what they leave Look at that Because you get a just say, for example oh, we got it. If you get a letter from Shirai $262? And you just going to put it on the table, but you get a letter from. Shirai in a Hermes envelope. You're going to open that? You better not open it, that mother of my house. You better not act like a chicken. You better go ahead and just turn around.
Speaker 3:If the other old call $400, you can imagine what's in that motherfucker. It's going to be shit in it.
Speaker 1:I just put it in the money. Better throw the money Cash nigga.
Speaker 3:Better be a check. I'm just going to put it in the money. That's it. Nigga. You get a car, you get a car.
Speaker 2:How you going to know when did he send you a $25 money order In that envelope? I'll be mad as hell.
Speaker 1:I'll be like I wouldn't really be mad, Does this say Hermes on it? But I'll be like you know what.
Speaker 3:I was like thanks for the envelope man.
Speaker 1:They don't make them like they used to. Does it say Hermes on it, though? They don't make them like they used to, so I wouldn't really be mad about it.
Speaker 3:What's the envelopes? $25. What are $25 checks?
Speaker 1:I'm talking about people, oh man.
Speaker 3:Hey man, if I ever sent you a Hermes envelope.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you about that shit.
Speaker 2:That's a crew. What they don't, make people like they used to. No.
Speaker 1:You remember back in the day I'm going to say that it might get us in trouble again. When I was growing up we didn't have lesbians, we just had tomboy.
Speaker 2:Oh hell. Well, we're back everybody.
Speaker 1:No, I was thinking about it on the way over here. We didn't have tomboy. We didn't have lesbians growing up, we had tomboy, you know.
Speaker 4:That's just the lesbians.
Speaker 1:You can get koochie from right.
Speaker 3:Now boys and fags, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Now we're really about to get canceled.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying we didn't have that it was like man.
Speaker 2:you know, hey, listen y'all.
Speaker 1:Man, we should knock tomboy down, though. See, we're about to go down. I ain't gonna say you know what I'm talking about. But we did knock a tomboy down. Tomboy had bodies. They just like they just didn't walk sex out. And the reason I thought about it is I saw this really cute girl right, she was walking across walk and she just strolling across the car and it just wasn't sexy at all.
Speaker 2:You know how cute girls you have sex with You're right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. You know what I'm talking about. I ain't know what to do. I ain't know what to do.
Speaker 1:This is my fucking walk, like like a cartoon character or some shit. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Like it just ain't no sexy walk with nothing and she was cute though. Right.
Speaker 1:You know, and usually like I'm growing up, cute girls, they walk sexy and shit, you know or they are, or some of them twisting their angle down. They're trying to get sex, or yeah, or some of them.
Speaker 2:You remember them chicks that like pigeon toe. We talked about that.
Speaker 1:I was a chick that was pigeon toe.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then you ever look back at her feet, the two big toes, white girls and have no booty, then Right, and they used to have to twist their ankle to get it to shake.
Speaker 4:Oh man, you know they started getting booted back into like 7980.
Speaker 1:That's when they started to get ass, like you know, starting around off and shit. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2:Right, right, right those years, but that's when they started running off 85. And they want booty back then, but now now.
Speaker 1:They all want it right. And they sit cattle.
Speaker 2:natural you got to take a ticket. Like you know, when you go to the meat market or something you or a fish market, you take a ticket. Yeah, that's what you got to do for the squat right now. You got to take a number. Then, when it's your number, all right, your turn. That's your number. I'm number 16 today, they don't eight. Let me go do something else.
Speaker 1:I went to the gym, right, and that's chicken there, right, and you know she had that food on the way. That thing is the waist trainer, right? I'm going to put that summits on some type. Well, it got damn wasted about it. I got down 24. But I asked her, like a 42. Right, like a goddamn bum will be up in that month. And all she do was squats and leg pressing shit Every time I went in. That's all ever see.
Speaker 4:You got to do something for nine months later.
Speaker 1:And she didn't trim up and lost a lot. Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2:She was like how you like me now? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Humming it up. She had me doing squats, god damn Like man, if it works for her.
Speaker 2:I know it can work for me. I'm trying to get his BBL.
Speaker 1:She is like hey, no, I'm just trying to get out the dick. Get out the dick, Do cruise.
Speaker 4:Oh hell.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to get out the dick Do crew. That's all you got to get out of that. You said the dick Do crew, when you're better, stick out for your dick. Oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you got to get out of the dick. Do crew Shit? Oh my God. You got to get out of the dick.
Speaker 1:Do crew Shit. You're good long as you see the tip you all right, you know.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 1:But no, I just that shit fucked me up because I saw the girl walking across the street and I'm like man, she cute, and she started walking right in my fucking leg. It was the most unattractive walk I ever seen in my life. And I'm like she was super cute, right, and I'm like what the fuck's going on in this country?
Speaker 2:Was you a knocker down?
Speaker 1:I don't know now, it was just scary bro.
Speaker 4:It might not have been a girl Right.
Speaker 3:It was a girl.
Speaker 1:Maybe it was a dude. My eyesight ain't that bad yet.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, no, you, yeah, they call them girly boys over in Asia, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Well, them you just got to talk to, you figure that they are deceptive, though I can tell you that man you fuck around and get too drunk and you want to sit up.
Speaker 3:They won't say shit to you If you sit up here for like wait, hold up.
Speaker 1:If somebody come tell you that man, you know, that's a guy right here. Well, how you know? Well, it was yesterday, shit.
Speaker 2:Who said the? Who saw the story with the old guy that divorced his chick?
Speaker 4:Oh, that's the story. Remember the lady.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she went to go. Uh, she divorced her. What? They were married like 20 years, 30, 30 years. They were married 30 years and she went to go divorce her husband. Then she found out that they were divorced like 29 and a half years ago, 20 years ago, over 20 years ago, oh because they were in a Dominican Republic, right, and she didn't respond. Well, he filed and I guess in the Dominican Republic you can file for divorce and not tell.
Speaker 3:Like the other party.
Speaker 2:That's crazy One person can file, you can do that here. So she found, she found out that they were already divorced and he said he did it because he figured that she would try to uh, divorce him and take all his money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I know here you just found, and then they said a court date and another person was served, they served them and they don't respond and you go down right there and they just like okay, yeah. No, you don't have to worry about all that.
Speaker 2:But who knew about the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1:You gotta get married down here.
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, when I heard the story I was even sitting up here like I just assumed. Once again you know, we don't fact check I just heard the story. It's like oh okay. So I was like what if you got married in California, right, yeah?
Speaker 3:Can you divorce someone in another country?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I know you can.
Speaker 1:It's like those people that like going to be out of romantic and go get married, like in Mexico. Right, right, right, so technically you're not really married because you got to follow.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, cause that's the thing you don't they don't follow your shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just a ceremony, it's just not when you do them destination wedding.
Speaker 2:You have to come here and do all that shit.
Speaker 1:We got married in Mexico when 10 years ago you ain't married.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, you had a ceremony.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So technically I ain't got to give you shit. Yeah, get out of my house.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's like hey, remember, I should have. I don't know if I have it. You know, when we do our our power ball right. How much would you pay vacation I?
Speaker 4:found one.
Speaker 2:I sent it to Sharad. It was a four, four hundred and sixty thousand, like I put on, ultra luxury package.
Speaker 4:But I'm going to tell you what's so funny though.
Speaker 2:How come I got an email from like oh, do you want to book? Book your trip to the Mardis. Oh shit, go ahead and try to book it and see if it's going to go through. If it go through, I'm going.
Speaker 1:I did something similar to that right, and you know I just wanted to see how much it was.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Private plane. Oh yeah, you ever done that yet. Yeah, why did you motherfucking call me?
Speaker 2:Oh, dog, see, all right, I have done that. And then they send you emails of where I go and and, and you know it'll be.
Speaker 1:What she says is like thirty thousand dollars to fly to fucking Cleveland, yeah, so you don't have to think about that, yeah.
Speaker 3:Thirty thousand Thirty thousand.
Speaker 4:Thirty thousand Thirty thousand.
Speaker 1:We at least got to be to get like 12 of us and go down to Jamaica, or, okay, you can buy.
Speaker 2:Brazil or something.
Speaker 1:You can buy a plane For like 80, you know, like a little crop. Yeah, little sess not 150, 150 probably. Give a 30 you probably you can get a like good side sessin 80 to 100,000 the pilots license. If John is a book and go right over there and good year until
Speaker 3:you go right over here to get your balance.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I see, you see him up in there.
Speaker 1:Well, I was thinking about it like like when I retire them by me a plane. That way, when you know if you have your own private plane, you don't have to like put up a flight plan and like that.
Speaker 2:You said you don't have to. You don't have to.
Speaker 3:Say what body you trying to get you DB Cooper.
Speaker 1:They just make a DB Cooper. No, I'm just saying I'm like you just plot your course, yeah, and then you contact the tower that you're going to. You don't have to like contact, but obviously, since you in like a sessin or something, you're gonna have to like fly from here to like Dallas not Dallas, but like Austin or something to refuel right, yeah. I mean a pound, yeah, I was gonna say how many. Man pounds of fuel.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know what? I heard this story on the radio. Oh, this chick was saying I guess she had met a guy, right, and they went to dinner somewhere, right. That, no, actually no, I didn't. I didn't hear this on the radio. Chick told me that I was at work. She had met this dude. I Guess he was a pilot or had his own plane or something. So I guess they went to Do where the hell do they go? As he said, they went from here and they went like to California or something. I'm saying, dawg, that's a boss, move right there, though. I mean just think I mean you take somebody out to dinner. You know you gonna get in the car. I mean you sitting up here, oh man, that's a nice car, or whatever. But now you sit up here, you drive into the little airport in black, oh, we're we going? You think we go on the dinner Inside the little restaurant and then you get on the plane. Hey, but, oh damn, that's pretty a that's pretty nice.
Speaker 3:I don't know if I would trust a woman who would want to get on a plane with me like first date or something like that. Like hey, I'm gonna take you to you were in trust her. Trust you exactly, so why would I trust a woman? That was to go jump on a Cessna with me to Tahoe for a date.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, she crazy.
Speaker 2:How many? Maybe she's impressed by no.
Speaker 1:You think how many?
Speaker 2:Some shit you do every day. That's why I said it's the ultimate, because most of the times you know what I mean. We're getting in the car and we just going to I'm gonna use cheesecake factory, since the one chick didn't want to go to the cheesecake factory. So now you go to Deer Valley, you take off, or Scottsdale good year, glendale, whatever you take off and you land in an hour El Paso, or you land in Dallas, you go to the cheesecake factory there.
Speaker 1:I'm like you need to be scared of that chick that Suited the guy for standing up.
Speaker 2:All right, look, I Know we always seem like we start bashing some of these young ladies, but we need.
Speaker 1:We need Yolanda or.
Speaker 2:Brenda to come To be the voice.
Speaker 1:You can't even have a woman sitting here and justify that bullshit.
Speaker 2:How the hell you gonna sue somebody for standing you up. Probably didn't have her little had a cumbrella's on it yeah, her butter, her butterfly.
Speaker 1:I last year's and brothers are they called?
Speaker 2:cumbrella's. Oh my god, this nigga every Mid-Dawl it was, it was invented by hooker and 1800s and then what it?
Speaker 1:just a color in the face no, so they didn't get coming out. Oh my god, they make the law. She made these long eyelashes, cast the cum, so don't get any eyes.
Speaker 2:So now they call them cumbrella? No, that's what she called them.
Speaker 4:Now they gotta call them eyelashes.
Speaker 1:I'm saying this some shit came full circle.
Speaker 2:Right, it came full circle you know how in the hell you gonna try to sue somebody For standing you up 30k.
Speaker 1:He's Feelings were hurt had to be more. Distress. Never, ever be able to date again. Thank you, sir. I'm sure I'm you be shaming yourself. Sit that one up Story like they said you had. You saw she was ugly and asked about a call you and shit that promise going for life. I saw her, though, probably she looking for you.
Speaker 3:I saw her, actually met her. I didn't stand her up, I just left.
Speaker 1:That's even worse.
Speaker 3:How's that?
Speaker 2:Ghosted you ain't, you ain't finished, you ain't finish it out. No, no, so you can't fister. So I met a woman.
Speaker 3:This is years ago. Met a woman you know this years ago and we know you married. So I said let's meet up. So I have my boy called me at a particular time that I knew I was gonna meet her. That way, if she was, I'd be out.
Speaker 2:I thought that's what dudes did. I mean, I thought that's what girls did to us. She was, but basically you hit the dump button.
Speaker 1:I tried that once.
Speaker 2:I don't drink, so I wouldn't have no excuses. You had to write it out.
Speaker 3:She had the nerve to call you be like.
Speaker 2:Well, I made it this far, I got there.
Speaker 3:I wrote down the window like a little bit.
Speaker 4:Oh then my boy called me right on time.
Speaker 3:All right, I'm on my way. I'm on my way cuz I kind of gave her a forewarning, like I might have to pick my boy up from the airport. Yeah, he's arrived, so I'm on my way. How?
Speaker 2:was it. So it was that bad.
Speaker 3:Zero out of ten. Oh come on.
Speaker 2:There's absolutely nobody. That's a zero out of ten.
Speaker 3:Probably I didn't one.
Speaker 2:Look at her was she gonna suck your testicles through the little P Ho couldn't look at?
Speaker 3:her.
Speaker 2:Feel like she ain't had no tea you want?
Speaker 3:a good look at your intimacy spot. So, it was funny about it. She called me the next day. She was like so when you saw me, Did you think I was cute? I said well, I Just left it at that. So well, I.
Speaker 1:Told her. You should have told you, you ain't my type.
Speaker 3:I did tell her. I told her that so yeah, you're cute.
Speaker 4:Just not my type.
Speaker 3:I just said well, you just ain't my type.
Speaker 1:You could have just said you ain't a great day official.
Speaker 2:I can't hear nobody's feelings like it was.
Speaker 3:I know that had to be tough.
Speaker 2:You know you got, you got a little, you got. Live with that.
Speaker 3:The rest of your life okay with it, you Okay with it to all.
Speaker 2:College age or something. It's only for one night. And then never hold tight, nobody.
Speaker 1:Robert, don't know what.
Speaker 4:Robert she buying the drinks it on the cranker, robert Jack minus the coke, and then I get me out a cute voice on the phone.
Speaker 1:I get me about 67 jacks in there.
Speaker 3:She they are do I'm good to go?
Speaker 2:I can't do it, Sorry but I don't have I like to your first thought when you, when somebody pick up the phone, yeah, it be like hello, welcome to Verizon world. That's how I may help you. I wonder what she look like. I mean, not even you know you be like huh, welcome. She's on a little chubby, hmm, or he bet. Hmm. She's sound like a she spit. I bet you it's probably one with the worst voice that probably looked the baddest. Man it sound like my original sentence.
Speaker 2:And the one with the sexy, sexy voice looked like Ras Buesha.
Speaker 3:Now who's dating Ras Buesha. Why you gotta bring up old memories Now. Her face just came back to my head. What's she look?
Speaker 1:like.
Speaker 4:She's probably about two to three.
Speaker 1:He probably hit that shit.
Speaker 2:Now was she not attractive because she was 260?.
Speaker 3:She was not attractive because she was 260 and her face was toe.
Speaker 2:Oh, because I was going to say because there's some 260s that she was bad.
Speaker 3:She was not attractive at all.
Speaker 1:She didn't wear a brooch to distract you.
Speaker 3:She's type of chick. If she would have tapped me under the shoulder or turned around, probably punched her.
Speaker 4:Oh God damn, that's how bad she was Y'all know, we just joking.
Speaker 2:Right, this is just jokes for the podcast.
Speaker 4:I won't ever get it.
Speaker 1:You've been fending love with each other. You punch each other and she take that shit.
Speaker 3:Ooh, do that again. Give her two fish and she'll take it.
Speaker 4:Now I gots to cut you.
Speaker 2:She's like nigga, you hit like a bitch.
Speaker 1:Are you long charot? Long See if you live up to your name.
Speaker 3:Her voice is cuter than that.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, be like fucking.
Speaker 4:But the way you portrayed her this is just.
Speaker 2:you know, we're going to give her a voice that match. Oh yeah, vera.
Speaker 4:Vera.
Speaker 3:Vera.
Speaker 2:Vera, it wasn't her name, vera Vera de Milo. I think her name was Vera de Milo.
Speaker 1:Not the poison passion pits. That was my favorite right there, not the poison She'll carry producer classes. He got him in a headlock. No, no.
Speaker 2:No, no, not the poison passion.
Speaker 1:Fire marshal Bill. Oh, that was, he's like, you're my dad, but I'll tell you what. Yeah, that first A's venture Pet detected. That shit was the fucking funniest shit right there.
Speaker 3:That was the Ray Finkel one right.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Ray Finkel was the first one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think that was the first one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when they had the dolphin they came up.
Speaker 2:The dolphin, but it was a lot of balls.
Speaker 1:When he's talking about it. That's not a set of balls, it's got to be the biggest set of him or Roy's ever. I'll turn that motherfucker in later round.
Speaker 2:Everybody threw up oh man, the whole police squad threw up, he got me wanting to see it now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you remember that whole police squad threw up? Everybody was banging that moment that was the class.
Speaker 2:You know that was the class. That was the class.
Speaker 1:Now the second one, when he went to Africa.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Wait which one wasn't, wasn't DeMarino? In one of them, he was the first one.
Speaker 1:He went to Africa and he ended up messing with the virgin shit. See I?
Speaker 2:don't remember the second one as much.
Speaker 1:No no no, then when she got married and they took it in the chair.
Speaker 2:She went to the window.
Speaker 1:She got married and they took her in the tent. She's not a virgin, he's like.
Speaker 2:That's dope he just watched it yesterday, I remember that though.
Speaker 1:I know my fucking short term is fucked up. The long term is good. Long term is good. Short term what? You cook today Stir-fried rice, crab meat and chicken.
Speaker 3:You can't bring it to the table.
Speaker 4:You got a wok and this dude got everything at his house.
Speaker 2:Really, this is a joke.
Speaker 3:I ain't never seen a wok. I ain't never seen a wok at Joe's. Are you serious?
Speaker 2:He got a wok.
Speaker 1:He got a griddle.
Speaker 3:I know the griddle.
Speaker 1:I had to go give me a griddle.
Speaker 2:Come on, let me get you some stir-fried rice. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Crab, meat and chicken I'm gonna get you some stir-fried rice.
Speaker 2:Damn what's on the?
Speaker 1:menu tomorrow. I'm going to a party tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Oh are you.
Speaker 1:Party time. Jacob, I have one.
Speaker 2:He was cousin. Oh, okay, we're on the south side.
Speaker 1:South side. There's a lot of hood rats in that.
Speaker 3:South side is nice. I was down there today Are you serious. Yeah, you was in Levine. No, I was. Barbara lives in 14th Street in Dobbins. It's nice down there. You drive down Dobbins. They build all types of houses.
Speaker 1:They kicked all the people out there.
Speaker 2:They took the mountain back too. Yeah, I heard that.
Speaker 4:I remember when my man lived on 20th Street.
Speaker 1:He was like man this place used to be nice. He was the fucking car keys jingling in the morning. He's doing white folks jogging. They cleaned up.
Speaker 3:Hey, listen.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna tell you this I'm gonna fucking jog every goddamn morning.
Speaker 2:That's one of the signs the neighborhood is okay, that your neighborhood is okay.
Speaker 3:No, white folks jogging.
Speaker 2:Every morning when you see young ladies, or even ladies, out there 4.35 in the morning just like jogging down the street. Yeah, without a dog, yeah, yeah, no, just out there.
Speaker 3:Varadoes like that, varadoes nice.
Speaker 1:It's nice out there.
Speaker 3:I'd live out there if it was so far.
Speaker 1:You work from home. It doesn't matter where you live, all the time.
Speaker 3:Nice out there.
Speaker 2:That's still too far. You're still far from everything. I still can't grasp that concept.
Speaker 1:People work from home but y'all seem like y'all unhappy all the time. I'm very happy. I'm just saying when they work from home and shit Me, if I work from home, I'll get me some tea and put me some liquor in it and go to town.
Speaker 3:You ain't got shit done.
Speaker 1:Bullshit.
Speaker 3:I'm more productive. I'm more productive.
Speaker 1:I mean, when I hang out, I'm gonna get shit done hey. That's what I'm saying though, and then just say if you did a call center right, why would you get mad at anybody? You fucked up how you doing, sir. Oh man, I can't really help you with that, but I guess somebody can Hold on.
Speaker 2:Let me transfer you to Superman. Steve, even when you get one of the callers, you sound like a nigger.
Speaker 3:Let me get you to the right department, god, yes, let me get you to the right department.
Speaker 2:No hey, listen, I guarantee it. I guarantee this man, you know that shit has been said before. Man, you can look.
Speaker 3:You can call switch all you want to.
Speaker 1:But you still got that motherfucker in there.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, People know.
Speaker 4:I know when I'm talking to somebody. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:I know when I'm talking to somebody.
Speaker 2:Give me your call, give me your best call, hello.
Speaker 1:Hey, sir, you sound Asian.
Speaker 2:What that sounds Asian.
Speaker 4:That's all that fast.
Speaker 1:Hello, sir, damn.
Speaker 4:That has to be colluded.
Speaker 3:Someone's going to cut someone out like that. That's collections only. I like it.
Speaker 1:Man, you get those Trump supporters.
Speaker 3:You get those Trump supporters. Like yeah, you're the person I don't want to talk to. Oh, for real. You're like huh, what do you mean?
Speaker 4:What do you mean, sir? What's your last name? Steve? I was like that's none of your goddamn business, sir. You're good with your last name.
Speaker 3:You're good. No, that's none of your business, sir. What's your name?
Speaker 2:You should see it. It's on the screen what we should have said. My name is Steve Steve.
Speaker 3:Steve.
Speaker 1:Harvey, steve Harvey.
Speaker 3:What was it? The Martin show, where they called the cops and they was trying to get someone over, or the ambulance and they was like, oh, how do you know you're white, or whatever. They started asking questions what's America's favorite pie? Oh shit, apple, apple.
Speaker 2:Hey, good question what is America's favorite pie? Now, it ain't Apple.
Speaker 4:Is it blueberry, is it still Apple?
Speaker 3:Pie.
Speaker 1:It's gotta be Apple yeah you might be right.
Speaker 3:What's the all time thing? What's the all time thing?
Speaker 1:I just say, like, what's America's favorite pie? You said sweet potato. Diiiit, I'm gonna have one of them.
Speaker 3:You on your own. What pie are you?
Speaker 1:eating Sweet potato, sweet potato.
Speaker 4:And chilens.
Speaker 1:Pumpkin pie Dang it. That's when Bernie said do you put your day like pumpkin pie?
Speaker 2:I love that that was the coldest ever. When he said that, he said, man, I ain't never had no pumpkin pie Coldest.
Speaker 1:Man dog.
Speaker 2:When I first heard that I fell out Cause I was like damn that went. And then when he said I had never had pumpkin pie before either, I know Like I've tasted it now, but I've tasted it because it looks like sweet potato, so I was just curious.
Speaker 1:He sure as fuck don't taste like that. So I'm like cool here.
Speaker 2:let me go ahead and take a piece of this, but that was the only time I ever had it. I only had it one time.
Speaker 1:And it was out of curiosity, that was cold, that stuff is nasty as hell. He said, fucking it ain't for five minutes, but the folk play, make it longer.
Speaker 2:What did y'all say? The America's favorite pie is I said apple.
Speaker 4:It's pecan it's apple. Yeah, no, it's apple. I'm only in Alabama when you get that answer. Well, we got pecan.
Speaker 2:Fresh off the tree. Here's another question, right here. The American question, the patriot, let's see if you're a patriot, this is, uh, the most popular pie in your state.
Speaker 1:They're most popular in every state.
Speaker 2:What is it I?
Speaker 3:say so. I'm cactus cakes.
Speaker 2:Peach. Peach pie. Is Arizona really Apple pies Alaska.
Speaker 3:That makes, that makes pecan pie in Alabama.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, pecan pies Alabama.
Speaker 3:I would think peach would be Georgia. I would think peach would be Georgia to let's see blueberry pie is Georgia. We're more berry pie yeah.
Speaker 1:Probably fucking rhubarb or root of what that shit is mix berry.
Speaker 2:Ohio was Dutch apple pie.
Speaker 4:No, I don't even know what that mean.
Speaker 1:It's rhubarb right rhubarb. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what that I mean. I've heard that.
Speaker 1:I heard of it, but it looks damn.
Speaker 2:Oregon is banana cream pie. Oh, that's good. And then the cream pie is good.
Speaker 1:Who got lemon meringue?
Speaker 2:California. No, California was a fruit loops. Barry. Barry pie was a mixed berry. Wyoming is Apple Mm-hmm. What's what's Virginia? What's Virginia is Peanut butter pie. You don't even have to bake it. What?
Speaker 3:the fuck. It's a say right here.
Speaker 2:They try to choke you out, it's a peanut butter. No, I know, it says peanut butter Bob, peanut butter pie.
Speaker 1:No, babe, that's all that moonshine they drink up there. That is damn peanut butter. I tell you what those can cream pie is. Texas and peanut butter cream pie Oreos.
Speaker 3:Peanut butter cream pie. I think I've had some the peanut butter Oreos.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they are. They're good. I still just like the regular.
Speaker 4:I do just the original gold ones.
Speaker 2:I like this, I like the double stuff, those stuff.
Speaker 1:I like the gold ones yeah. I like the dark one thing about it is I like the dark ones because I'm done. I have a half a gallon of milk.
Speaker 3:Oreos and milk is and I have Oreos.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, I have discipline to my walk past all that stuff.
Speaker 1:This should be like I'm weak Right follower, my leader, then co hey, when you fucking realize it, it's much easier. Hey you trying to fool yourself back in your leader Like.
Speaker 2:I said remember, like homeboy said, if you lower your standards, you will increase your quality of life and then make it so bad when you're a follower.
Speaker 1:All you do is blame the motherfucking next to you. Me for you.
Speaker 4:I did why he?
Speaker 1:told me to. Don't you think for yourself?
Speaker 3:No, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Speaker 4:She works like great.
Speaker 1:Then you realize, y'all get paid the same. Now who's the idiot?
Speaker 2:down in North Carolina is chocolate pie.
Speaker 1:I ain't no chocolate pie I've seen the help, I know right.
Speaker 3:I've never seen the hell you never seen the help dog.
Speaker 2:That's awesome, I heard it was good.
Speaker 1:No chocolate pie.
Speaker 2:I did finish. Then they read the book hey, did you finish? Fool me once I did. Okay, I finished. You y'all watching.
Speaker 3:Was that a movie or serious?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's eight episodes on Netflix I don't Never get on Netflix I don't either. I do. Griselda is that?
Speaker 3:I think that started yesterday my girls on there, hmm, zelda, hey, you know, she says, she again, she says she's naturally.
Speaker 2:Wait is wait. Is Griselda, right, griselda? Yeah, griselda, sophia, but she says she's a natural blonde. Oh, hey, she said it. She says she's a natural blonde, but going to Hollywood. And I know that's what I mean. You know, that's the American dream blonde hair, blue eyes. I mean.
Speaker 3:Whoever made that up, but is she Mexican?
Speaker 2:No, she's from Ecuador. She's from Ecuador. No, she's from.
Speaker 3:Venezuela.
Speaker 2:I think so, but we didn't get her everything. But oh, she's Colombian, she's Colombian.
Speaker 3:I got. I'm standing on that. She's Colombian Sophia or some their prime.
Speaker 2:Colombian shit. I ain't even gotta be in a prime nigga, it could be right now. Yeah, that's shit. This nigga said in a prime, in a prime right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like what which one you going with, though. Then Jenny walked through that, though not in her prime, not in a prime. Knock it down.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 1:But if you had to choose between one of yeah, or some I I mean so I'm not really used to Sophia Selma.
Speaker 3:You know, she my crush oh.
Speaker 2:She's from Colombia, right?
Speaker 1:So my was in what's coming me see she's in Desperado. You know, show me. What someone would um see you could say Marissa to me would be here Because he's using different way to the.
Speaker 2:I'm a resort, I'm a. Yeah, yeah, she sure. Well, even now she was in my cousin Vinnie.
Speaker 1:Yeah you, she was in different world. Oh yeah, hmm.
Speaker 3:Fuck the little god your favorite favorite Latina actress.
Speaker 2:Rosalina Sanchez, boom, rosalina Sanchez.
Speaker 1:The Dawson yeah was.
Speaker 3:she's already Dawson, yeah, oh yeah, rosario Dawson, yeah, she's.
Speaker 2:I think she's Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican and Dominican.
Speaker 1:Yeah her yeah.
Speaker 2:Rosalina Sanchez is Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1:No, my favorite wife gonna be Kate Beckinson.
Speaker 3:We already know that.
Speaker 2:And we gotta let the new listeners we might have new people out here. We always huh.
Speaker 3:Kate Beckinson.
Speaker 2:We know you want to. You want to tear a hole. We know you want to tear a hole in their little wall. Hello, I see underworld in the man. No movies are good. Anybody seen be keeper yet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was gonna see that. I gotta go see that.
Speaker 3:Zoe so down.
Speaker 2:Oh, you like Zoe.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got about Zoe.
Speaker 2:She's beautiful.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm going so that's the one from.
Speaker 3:Guardians of the galaxy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Columbia Anna.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she don't drink chocolate.
Speaker 1:Who she absolutely gotta give her, so she don't drink it.
Speaker 2:No, shit, no, no, she got it was tasty she's. But then, but then. Here's the thing, though when you kind of like chocolate yourself and then you try to Like not like honestly, you're a black woman, she's a black woman, I would, whether she want to claim it or like whatever her nationality is, when they see you, they see a black woman. That's true. Like her nationality might be a green, like Dominican or whatever.
Speaker 3:They painted her green so they wouldn't think she was people sent up here like a.
Speaker 2:They black, but they be like oh, no, I'm what you know. Because you ever a lot of times when people like when you describe somebody black oh no, she was black. And Puerto Rican black. Yeah, black and blue. So she's a color and then her nationality.
Speaker 1:She's a black, or?
Speaker 2:She's black and black. Asian, she black and black, or unless you mean, like me, a place. Well, let's see though. White Puerto Rican and she's.
Speaker 3:You don't think about, tell me you want a blazing don't think about, like Latina or Latino, being black, right, even though, like you look at a Dominican, he's black. Yeah, but you don't think about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a lot of people don't think about that because they try to try to denounce no, no like listen everything Associated with black. Obviously we know is this bad.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm just tell you, and I'm not gonna, I didn't travel a good part of the planet and everywhere.
Speaker 4:I went where they was mixed.
Speaker 1:They were beautiful as fuck the women, oh my god.
Speaker 2:Hey, we're gonna. We're gonna put it out there. I don't give a shit, I don't care. I'm telling y'all right now, everybody out there listening if you want a pretty ass baby, have a baby with a black person. I Said it flat out you see no black, unless you want some little blonde hair, blue eye baby.
Speaker 1:No, but they know this.
Speaker 2:Well, if you are blonde hair, blue eye one there's a tribe in Africa where black man. We stern it up today black babies rule.
Speaker 1:I whether the African couple had the blonde hair and blue eye babies and shit. She cheated. Grandparent and then the next one's born that way in the next one.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like two of them, two or three of them or whatever. Yeah fucking cute little mom kids.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We're gonna have people sitting up here thinking when they go to sleep at night.
Speaker 1:We all. Gene pool is a gene structure. Is that you don't know what's gonna come out?
Speaker 4:No, no, that's true, that's your, and then you had a little morning.
Speaker 1:Yeah you had a little fucking and processed food in there, right?
Speaker 2:See, you know, we ain't nothing natural, no more so pesticide here, that she, I just don't want any of these women with them BBL's and getting them Natural duck lips and all that your baby still come out looking like if you have cosmetic surgery pre surgery you have cosmetic surgery of any kind, I think you should indulge it to your partner, marry, and that way you can let him determine or her determine.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, they won't have kids?
Speaker 2:Yeah, be like here, let me see.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying, can you think about it like no, that's true. You say, if you just get this chick, she hot and fine, right, but technically she's she really not. Obesity, obese oh because. She's had all kinds of surgeries and shit and they say you know she fine, then y'all have a kid, right? Oh Damn, and you wonder why your kid look like eight, three or four hundred bonbons and he but two years.
Speaker 4:Families in the genes.
Speaker 3:What you dare before. Damn, that's for real.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, Nigerian couple, oh yeah, yeah, y'all, y'all look it up Now they got one in there with the kids are Toddlers and stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, england they have identical twins, ones black ones, white. One's a redhead white girl, so are they so is the. I.
Speaker 2:Because that's what I was wondering. Like is it if it's an interracial couple, and you know?
Speaker 1:oh you saying that's fraternal twins?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, then you know one twin comes out like like Saying that is. Yeah, that's crazy. She's like something new every dude that lesson. Virtual black baby too. And I'm looking at it right now. What type of vitiligo is that? And I'm sitting up here I still, even though I see the picture, I'm still not believing it crazy. I was like, that's not.
Speaker 3:I could understand the skin being light, but the hair being Straight and blonde.
Speaker 2:Do that's what? Look, you see both my pain. My mom is Dark, was not like dark, like me she was. She was a like a Darker brown.
Speaker 2:Okay, my dad is dark, I'm dark, my sister my sister is probably like the same complexion as my mother, but I'm sitting up here thinking like how in the hell do you sit up here now? I do have my cousin hall done Abbey. Now they, dad, is real real fair skin and my aunt Rachel is like my complexion. So they're fair skin, but you can tell because their dad is super, super fair skin. So but at least you see where it comes from. So you will see them with their mom and you'd be like, wait, that ain't their mother. But I mean that's their mother, especially if you see him with the father, because you know my uncle Tony is real light but man but that is crazy.
Speaker 2:Goodness gracious. Who would have thought?
Speaker 3:Man that ain't, ah, that's now got to look on a DNA test. I want everything.
Speaker 2:That's man. That's what I said they did, but even, but, even if it was, they did it for the. Even if she had that baby with a white dude, you will still think it baby will still come out like a little like a little darker.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can understand the blue eyes, but the whole blonde hair.
Speaker 2:Duh, I look crazy here. What if I have blue eyes? Nigga, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go get blue eyes nigga.
Speaker 3:Put them in some contacts.
Speaker 2:I'm a freak. Everybody out. They're gonna be trying to kill me like man. This is not gonna be a vampire, so he way too black to have blue eyes.
Speaker 1:Get some red contacts. I get some red contact.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh don't you better not come in they're gonna be red soon enough
Speaker 1:anyway, oh you trying to hide it. It's coming, it's coming.
Speaker 2:Any good movies starting this week? Well, Griseldo on Netflix. Griseldo on.
Speaker 3:Netflix the Brothers Son. You still haven't watched that yet. Where what?
Speaker 2:is that on that's?
Speaker 1:a TV show, right, that's serious. Yeah, it's good. Brother Son the Brothers, son the Brothers Son, yeah.
Speaker 2:I think I did, I did I think you said something about that, because that's the girl from.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were talking about last week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I looked it up.
Speaker 2:I didn't want you, I know, oh, I think they has anybody seen the new Godzilla? I mean, it was out like a few weeks ago, but now somebody was telling me they, I think they re-released it, but they re-released it in black and white.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be more like the traditional one.
Speaker 2:No, this is like the originals. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, no, that's exactly how it is. It's just like the original one and as soon as you sit down and watch man, it just take you back. Does he know? Kung fu? It's called.
Speaker 3:Godzilla minus one. Oh no, he didn't do any of that. No, he ain't doing no kung fu Like the original one, yeah no.
Speaker 4:He's sliding on his tail and kicking the shit out of Gamera.
Speaker 3:Godzilla minus one minus color.
Speaker 1:I couldn't fit. Now that one, that's one monster. I didn't understand Gamera, it's.
Speaker 3:Gamera, gamera, gamera.
Speaker 1:Remember that, remember the flying turtle. Yep I remember when I had the turbos out his fucking legs and shit, it really ain't no. But how do a turtle fight? Though? That's what I couldn't figure out. Oh dawg, he would roll on his tail and hit him. That's how you get him. Yeah, because you had the turbos. So he would let one, he would shut one off, and then the other ones just start blowing them around.
Speaker 3:What's coming out soon, with Bob Marley coming out soon.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, that's not all chat, though.
Speaker 3:Hey, anyone but you?
Speaker 2:Anyone. But you Remember I was telling y'all. I say I know somebody's name. Now Her name is Sydney Sweeney On Tubi. No, I said Harkins, oh.
Speaker 3:Harkins, anyone but you.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's Chick-fil-A. It's good for Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 2:It's a rom-com, oh okay. Hilarious, hilarious, yeah, yeah, it's funny man.
Speaker 3:That took my mom to see if she liked it.
Speaker 2:It's real funny them people in the cast. They've been working out like the whole cast. Those girls are looking sexy. I'm like man, one of those movies.
Speaker 1:Everybody pretty, Everybody yeah pretty much, so we're going to have to wait for even the. Marvel movies.
Speaker 2:Why, you know, I never even seen like the Marvels. Did anybody see the Marvels? Did you like it? I'm behind, Say. I know you're a purist Like a purist yes, if you watch that new one.
Speaker 3:You and Big Right.
Speaker 2:I like the Echo. Echo with Hulu yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, in reality, echo is like a low-level. I mean all of them Like Der Devils low-level.
Speaker 3:Echo is like the blue tick Der Devils. Low-level All those, all those, I ain't never even heard of Echo. What's the Black Dude? The strong Black.
Speaker 2:Dude. Oh yeah, Michael Cage, Luke Cage. His name is Michael Luke Cage aka Power man.
Speaker 1:I knew who that was Okay, but he's still low-level.
Speaker 3:No his experiment.
Speaker 1:he was right up there with Spider-Man, but see, his partner was Iron Fist.
Speaker 2:I remember Iron Fist.
Speaker 3:It was a partnership in the comics, so when they did the whole Netflix series, so they did Der Devils, luke Cage.
Speaker 2:Jessica Jones.
Speaker 3:So she was low-level too, right, right, her and Luke Cage hooked up, right no?
Speaker 2:He was giving her the good stuff.
Speaker 1:He broke the bed. No, didn't you. He's talking like that way, hooking up. Yeah, I don't remember hooking up with her. Okay, I'm just saying I'm gonna read that part. I know who all of them thought he was my partner. I told you he's like.
Speaker 2:Big Right Boy, they purists. That's why I don't even talk to them about comic book movies. I just go watch them.
Speaker 1:Like hey, it's my watch, I go watch them, but they still get the watch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I said it's entertainment Did anyone ever see Aquaman, the newest Aquaman?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, we saw the.
Speaker 1:Aquaman, the newest one.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Did it come out? Yet it came out. Yeah, it came out, like a mother go.
Speaker 3:I think it might be on Netflix now I don't know I did.
Speaker 2:I just saw it pop up when I looked through the little movies like Wonka ISS. You know what I heard? That American fiction, I heard that's supposed to be real good, Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3:I think it's supposed to drop off Peacock next month or something like that.
Speaker 2:Oh, oppenheimer, yeah, that's a long one.
Speaker 1:Then they're gonna make no money off of that thing. Well, two million motherfuckers still alive. Hold on real quick. Did y'all hear about the?
Speaker 3:controversy about Margot Robbie and what's the name Not getting nominated for a.
Speaker 2:Oscar, oh yeah, that is yeah.
Speaker 1:Who's not?
Speaker 2:getting so, margot Robbie and the director director not getting nominated for a. Oscar, they didn't get nominated for Barbie, for Barbie which I can understand why Ryan Gosling did, and America for air. America for air got it for best supporting actress. Ryan Gosling got it for best supporting actor.
Speaker 3:I fell asleep.
Speaker 1:I didn't watch it. I could go.
Speaker 3:I fell asleep, I understand the storyline behind it, but it just one for us. It one for us.
Speaker 2:No, no, it wasn't for us.
Speaker 1:I couldn't watch it, Just like you're in a thug wouldn't let you, or is just? My inner fellow one Let me know. It's just like you're like don't you watch that shit. He was going to turn it on.
Speaker 4:No, you're gonna watch I didn't Angel Diamond?
Speaker 1:The little I didn't fight with, hey you got to.
Speaker 2:You got to watch. I mean what's the exorcist. Yeah, yeah, that was good. I'm telling you you gotta watch anyone. But you see how that now that's a little chick. No, never think it's a chick Plague. That's it. It's hilarious, it's a it's for us Breaking news.
Speaker 4:It's just a rom-com Breaking news real quick.
Speaker 3:That's it. Strong wars Coach. I know y'all. Thank you.