Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Are You A Sassy Man...List?
Ever wonder what your gym habits say about you or why your significant other keeps a tally of who's more "sassy"? Well, you're about to find out. On this episode of Nobody's Talking, we're pulling back the curtain on everyday conundrums and cultural quirks, from the hidden rules of weight room warfare to decoding the balance of chores in relationships. Bosco here, guiding you through a smorgasbord of topics that won't just tickle your funny bone but might also hit close to home.
Strap in for a wild ride through the aisles of grocery store escapades and the virtual reality dreamscape where escaping to a beach is just a headset away. I'll share a few laugh-out-loud tales from personal misadventures in health and shopping that are sure to resonate with anyone who's ever forgotten their shopping list or got a bit too slick with lotion before hitting the weights. Plus, we're unpacking the emotional weight of movies that shape our views on society, love, and life—all with a dose of humor and heart.
To close, we're zooming in on the big screen anticipation for Spike Lee's latest masterpiece and how it promises to redefine cinematic storytelling. With a star-studded ensemble cast and a plot that's shrouded in secrecy, we're all in for a treat that's likely to become the talk of the town. So, if you're keen on a blend of movie magic, relationship real talk, and a side serving of societal satire, you've hit the jackpot with today's episode of Nobody's Talking. Join me, and let's get to gabbing!
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever wonder what your gym habits say about you or why your significant other keeps a tally of who's more "sassy"? Well, you're about to find out. On this episode of Nobody's Talking, we're pulling back the curtain on everyday conundrums and cultural quirks, from the hidden rules of weight room warfare to decoding the balance of chores in relationships. Bosco here, guiding you through a smorgasbord of topics that won't just tickle your funny bone but might also hit close to home.
Strap in for a wild ride through the aisles of grocery store escapades and the virtual reality dreamscape where escaping to a beach is just a headset away. I'll share a few laugh-out-loud tales from personal misadventures in health and shopping that are sure to resonate with anyone who's ever forgotten their shopping list or got a bit too slick with lotion before hitting the weights. Plus, we're unpacking the emotional weight of movies that shape our views on society, love, and life—all with a dose of humor and heart.
To close, we're zooming in on the big screen anticipation for Spike Lee's latest masterpiece and how it promises to redefine cinematic storytelling. With a star-studded ensemble cast and a plot that's shrouded in secrecy, we're all in for a treat that's likely to become the talk of the town. So, if you're keen on a blend of movie magic, relationship real talk, and a side serving of societal satire, you've hit the jackpot with today's episode of Nobody's Talking. Join me, and let's get to gabbing!
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:I'm trying to get my cat to join us. Ivy, come here, come on, come on.
Speaker 3:Come on, I can touch the cats yeah.
Speaker 2:I know, huh, I used to like cats. Why can't you touch the cats?
Speaker 1:Urgent. You like your pets Maybe.
Speaker 4:I've got this sad life before.
Speaker 2:You started off. Well, here we go. We didn't start it already. And I'm glad he said that because that's exactly what we're going to talk about today. Well, at least one thing Talk about 50-50. With the other half or well.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to even no, you know what?
Speaker 2:let me rephrase that I ain't going to even say the other half.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say a girl. We ain't talking about 70-30.
Speaker 2:Now I'm going to let you all know before we start this we really don't woman bash, but if y'all think we do. We put fillers out there and our resident lady could not make it. Therefore we got to let them have it, and whoever that chick is on the internet, if you mad, and it is you hey. I know right. That's all it is Anyway wait I ain't even you know what.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. This is your host, bosco. Thank you for joining us again. Like well, how they say? Like share, subscribe, thumbs up, double tap. We ain't on YouTube, but you can like us anyway. You know people are like, oh, y'all get YouTube or whatever. Okay, now, who gonna film and edit and do other stuff? We don't do none of that Too much work. We just want to talk and put it out there. This is what you have right here. Go live. This is Theater of the Mind.
Speaker 4:Like the Benny Hill Show.
Speaker 2:Hey, did y'all hear about this app that it shows that you poppin Like if you go live? I guess when you go live it shows all your streams and all that right. So there's one dude was able to get in the BIP, get free bottles and all that right. I think he got like 10 followers. But whatever this app, they never say the app I heard this.
Speaker 2:So it's putting it, he putting out there like he's yeah, yeah, so the app will show and it'll be like, oh, and it'll show, like, however the stuff looks, I mean I've seen it, not the app, but I'm saying in real life, when people, all the stuff poppin up and then you got like 40,000, 50,000 people and it showed that like 30,000 people was live on the cat and he was like, oh, we love you and all this he showing the people at the club and they let him in the club.
Speaker 3:So it's a fake app.
Speaker 2:Yes, a fake app, oh damn.
Speaker 3:Yes a fake app.
Speaker 2:So he really he really only got probably like 10, 15 followers. But whatever the app is, it made it look like yeah. So then when the cat saw it, it was like, oh, hold up, it's cat popping. Yeah, bottles, vip service, wow. So it's the clubs. It's the club, the one that have to club got catfish. Because even if he catfish, a chick or whatever, whatever, who cares? They catfish anyway, with all, with they bat goggles, that's what I'm going to call them with the eyelashes. I'm going to start calling them bat goggles.
Speaker 4:Oh, you mean the cumbrellas.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the cumbrellas. So I don't want to say the cumbrellas, I'm going to call them. I'm just saying I'm going to call them back.
Speaker 4:I didn't make the shit out of them. The hooker in the 1800s, or something.
Speaker 2:No 19, something they had to shit out. Oh, that's hilarious, yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what, John? Even in the douche, the douche ourselves.
Speaker 3:They should know our voice by now. That's shawar.
Speaker 4:Man, we still got to have a degree of professionalism A little bit, that's true.
Speaker 3:Some sort yeah To my left is.
Speaker 4:I'm going to put it on a rodeo Joe baby, oh hold on, hold on. Rodeo.
Speaker 3:I don't want to talk too much about this because it's not till next week, but, joe, I think you owe me an apology for what. What?
Speaker 4:do you mean what? What are you apologizing for?
Speaker 3:What have we been talking about the last couple of weeks on the show?
Speaker 2:Oh, his boy is going through the thing I'm going to let them go, diggers up there, oh well, I guess I'll take that as an apology.
Speaker 3:The boardりました and your boys win.
Speaker 2:It would be great if you did that as an apology, as an apology with Datoda, I want that to happen for both of you.
Speaker 4:I don't want to do it. This is bad.
Speaker 2:Sorry, errol, this is bad too, my repetition this is terrible.
Speaker 4:Don't send an apology, love Sagittarius. You areения Aaron.
Speaker 1:I like John Taylor yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, roger, I love Roger Craig the way he used to pump them knees.
Speaker 4:Man, tom Rathman, tom Rathman, they want me a lot of beer at the bar. I can tell you that, yeah, back in the day.
Speaker 2:I remember when Ken Norton played for the 49ers.
Speaker 4:Ken Norton Jr.
Speaker 2:Exactly, yeah, Ken Norton Jr, Let me Somebody be like. Well, I thought he was a boxer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was a boxer.
Speaker 3:Yeah right junior. His dad was a boxer. Right right, right, yeah he was after him.
Speaker 4:Oh, Ken Norton or Ken.
Speaker 2:Norton, jr Ken Norton, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, Joe, he's got some good movies.
Speaker 2:Anybody seen Big George? I haven't watched it yet. Yeah, yeah, I've seen it, it's good. Yeah, pretty good. It's called George or Big George right.
Speaker 4:I think it's George.
Speaker 2:It's on.
Speaker 4:Netflix George.
Speaker 3:No, I haven't seen it, yeah.
Speaker 2:I haven't watched it. I heard it's good.
Speaker 4:It's a sitcom.
Speaker 2:It ain't gonna make me cry, is it?
Speaker 4:No, no no, no, it starts when he was younger.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I know a show was recommended to me live.
Speaker 4:And they show parts of his comeback. They don't I mean.
Speaker 2:Because they, I'm gonna tell y'all right now To me, it ended weird. I ain't even afraid to admit it. I don't know what it is, man. Hey, you start getting older, you start getting a little more sensitive.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's true, that is true, I don't know about that. Oh, you don't have no tear ducts.
Speaker 2:No, nigga I could watch a commercial, nigga I could start.
Speaker 3:Man, there's a movie.
Speaker 4:I ain't saying I'll cry but like if it's a trailer or something. I don't watch Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 3:No, it might be something like an inspirational movie where you just be like, damn, that's kind of inspirational.
Speaker 4:But I'm pretty much sci-fi and horror guy oh okay, that's why you don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:So even if the like the person gets saved from the killer and maybe like her, okay, third toe, all right, all right Get cut off.
Speaker 4:That might have been a scene in a beekeeper, when I was like, oh hell, yeah, I'm almost teared up a little bit, you got choked up.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I know you can't say it, because that's.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the beekeeper. I'm like go see that this weekend.
Speaker 3:There ain't no football on. I'm like go see that.
Speaker 2:You will not be. It's more exciting than watching a football game. Give me a cheers, probably, besides watching your team.
Speaker 4:I'm like that's kind of shit I could imagine doing myself.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's, that's the part I'm talking about too. That's the part I'm talking about. You know how I felt with that? Yeah, I'm like dude, my, my pop is that age and I'm working my way towards that, and you're like wait, hold up. No, yeah, yeah, when you see it, when you see it you will know.
Speaker 4:No, that's nothing. When you just start forgetting shit, then you gotta like oh, fuck. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:And when can you? Start signing up for all. Check this out.
Speaker 4:I wanted to get me some. I'll tell you, I made my mind up. I'm gonna drop a pound a day, every day. That's my right.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's my goal. That's hard to do. No, it's not.
Speaker 2:A pound a day A pound a day?
Speaker 3:No, it's not. That's not healthy, Bro. Okay, all right, let's go back to the same.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna tell you what the weight guru says you have enough fat on you the last a whole year. Oh there you go. You know what I'm saying. Like you ain't gonna die if you don't eat, cause you're about to eat all that fat up before you die. So they saying that you gotta have food, but you don't, you just gotta have water Because you have a lot. They're like take fat like you fat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I've heard that yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, that's true, you won't die you just drink water you'll be hungry to motherfucker.
Speaker 4:you won't die, right, right, okay so, but anyway, I was like, okay, I'm gonna stop and get me about five gallons of the steel water and flush out my system first right. And then I forgot what the fuck I was gonna get.
Speaker 5:And I put on some.
Speaker 4:I was just stopped by the dollar store and I drove by that motherfucker and I said what the fuck I'm gonna get at the dollar store right? I knew I gotta get somebody at the dollar store right, and I like, fuck it, I'm going home.
Speaker 3:Cause you forgot what you was getting. I forgot about the water, yeah.
Speaker 4:And then I got home right and I'm like man, I suppose we got some fucking water.
Speaker 2:And at that point you like the hell we going back right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I ain't going back, Cause you gotta understand, like, if you shop like grocery shopping, all that stuff, every time you go into the store it's gonna be $100. Even if you don't want shit, just end up just getting shit, it just end up being that way. Like you be like I'm gonna go in here, get a loaf of fucking bread and a bottle of milk.
Speaker 2:Then you got Oreo cookies. Yeah, you gotta get pizza rolls.
Speaker 4:You gotta get some motherfucking jelly and peanut butter. Go to the bread Some drink. Say you know it's fucking $100.
Speaker 2:Let me go over to the alcohol section. Now you take that shit. I'm telling you you can test it.
Speaker 4:If you, you can take that shit to the car. But in the car I said, oh shit, I forgot to get some potatoes. Go back in that motherfucker, it's gonna be another $70. I'm not fucking with you, bro, that's just the way that shit where I don't know what the fuck it is. That's the way that shit is.
Speaker 2:Hey, they did. Hey, I have heard Once again we don't fact check, so when we say them they, we don't know who them they is. It's just we heard it from somewhere.
Speaker 3:But they did say that grocery stores are strategically laid out Right they are, you know, in the way they they but you know they make you pass certain dollars to get you.
Speaker 2:Now I know this is just to piggyback on what you're saying about weight loss and all that. I noticed that when I'm in a fitness store Now at this point in life, the vitamins I take is what I take. But I still walk in the vitamin shop or the supplement store or whatever sometimes and still look like damn, this look nice, that's nice packaging, this look pretty, this look nice in my pantry. So like what?
Speaker 4:the hell. Is that Right? So? The only thing I'm gonna get now. I'm gonna order me some creatine and it's gonna be it Okay.
Speaker 2:You take creatine.
Speaker 3:Nah, nah, I'm trying to drop my fat first.
Speaker 4:Well the thing about it is when you get older, about it produces creatine anyway when you get older it kinda like stops.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, nah, I'll take it.
Speaker 4:That's why you're like when you get older they tell you your muscles are gonna disappear. Yeah, pretty much. They stop creatine.
Speaker 2:Yeah no that's true.
Speaker 3:I'm a creatine man. You gotta stay hydrated with creatine.
Speaker 4:You gotta tell me that man. I remember one time I was taking that shit, hitting that ass and my legs cramped up so bad. Oh yeah, nah.
Speaker 3:I used to.
Speaker 4:I used to have you on creatine and now you gotta sit there and ride it out, cause you can't let her know more. Fuckin' know you cramped right Right.
Speaker 2:Did she ask you what happened?
Speaker 4:No, man, you gotta ride it out. I'm telling you, bro, you gotta ride it out. See, man, I got some fucked up stories, like the time I was doing leg pressing, I was like I got that on my nuts, damn. Oh my God, bro. And then as soon as I did it, this hot chick walked by, right, so I gotta ride it out, right, like oh, oh, every time I come down, oh, look, that shit was hurting like a mother. Oh man, oh dude, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2:Dad, that's hilarious. That's not as funny as shit to happen at the gym.
Speaker 4:You know I put on a lot of lotion one time and we're gonna do leg pressing and then that motherfucker shot me right out of the fucking machine. Like phew. I had about a toy up place on that motherfucker, but it came down. That's something. That's something that shot me right out of the damn machine.
Speaker 3:What you? What? Did you have a shirt on?
Speaker 4:No, motherfucker, I had lotion on me, yeah, but I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay.
Speaker 4:You had a lot of lotion on.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I was shining there and glistening.
Speaker 2:Just glistening. I gotta say lubricated. I was just talking to somebody we were just talking about that yesterday being lubricated man, there's some gym funnies right there, brother.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, now we all, we all got some Chicks happen too, like I remember one time we was just checking the chick, she was on the leg pressing her pants are split, right, mm? Did they split right? Yeah, right in the bed, right in the clam, right, oh right, you know, I can see the one with the clam. Yeah, yeah yeah, dang man, we kinda live for shit that day. Duh, you just sitting there, huh I wanted to go tell her, but it was just looking too beautiful. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3:You was thinking dinner time. Huh, you nasty bastard man, did you wanna put?
Speaker 4:your tongue down there. It could have went either way, though, cause you went to set some tools you been like. Why the fuck you looking down there?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, why you looking down there? I mean, it's only natural for God's sake, especially now.
Speaker 4:No, I'm just saying it could have went either way, though. Yeah, yeah that's right.
Speaker 2:You see that it's this. I saw this thing on YouTube.
Speaker 4:So how you plan for nail you out. You might wanna check that.
Speaker 2:It was on YouTube or IG or something where, like, men are going around, you know, with these chicks that's always filming theyself or maybe calling somebody old he's a creeper and all that Like not knowing that Maybe the guy just happened to look at you real quick or, and you know, you just happened to see it and the way you edit it, you probably make it and like pause it, like he didn't look at you for like 12 seconds.
Speaker 2:He just glanced over at you or something. But there's a whole bunch of guys now it's complaining, talking about let's get these chicks off, let's get these chicks off the gym sitting up here filming I think it should be illegal to film.
Speaker 4:No, it's just the meat market. Man Gym always been a meat market. Well, yeah, but but it's social media.
Speaker 3:now I've only seen a couple women filming at the gym, like with the whole ring and everything.
Speaker 2:They have. I mean they have a whole little setup. You know, I've never yeah, I've seen that show.
Speaker 3:And one was in Chandler and she had it set up. She's doing some leg stuff, right, and I'm sitting here. Did she look, okay? No, no, she was bad.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, no, no. No See, that's good to be a training video though she could be making a training video.
Speaker 3:What she was wearing, doll.
Speaker 2:What she's training for the Squat on that. No, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying like it's content for niggas to look.
Speaker 4:You know, as content creators, or whatever they want to call themselves. It's a training video, you know.
Speaker 2:Hey, y'all know, technically we content creators. But the thing, about it.
Speaker 4:I figured like this here look, and I thought about it long before this shit. I said you know, make like a training video Like.
Speaker 2:how to Like how to videos Okay.
Speaker 4:That's what they need to be making really, because I like to. It'd be some really Tom Fulverie going on and that, my fuck.
Speaker 2:Oh it does. It does Some of the stuff you see in there. You like what?
Speaker 4:the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2:I saw somebody filming theyself one time. They didn't have the whole setup but you know they buddy was sitting up here like filming them. I think dude had maybe 60, the easy bar curl and, trust me, I wanted to say something. I was like I'm gonna let him go. Yeah, the 60 or the 70, when I'm like dude, you can grab probably the 30 and really really and do it the right way and get more out of it.
Speaker 3:Well, right, and the thing is like I saw one chick filming herself. She had a setup and this was at our, our East border. She she had the set up and the camera upstairs filming herself on the treadmill. Okay, so then you walking up, and where the camera was, you kind of have to duck to get around.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Now you make it in a burn, like if we walk through your video.
Speaker 2:Now you're gonna do it. All she's gonna do is edit it out anyway. But I get what you're saying, because if I'm filming you, you're trying to be considerate. Yeah, yeah, like I don't want to mess the chicks.
Speaker 3:But if I'm filming you like doing squats or something it's more for, hey, let's check your form so you can look at your form no, right, right, right, your mom is gonna be a three second video but yeah, yeah, you check out. But yeah, when they be filming for the content and stuff, they got the whole damn light ring and everything to make sure everything pop, man, that's just too much dawg.
Speaker 4:Well, I see, well, I see it. If you're gonna do that, most gyms open up at five. Hey, yeah, go when it's not. That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2:Don't go in the middle of the day Clocking up.
Speaker 4:No, that's exactly what I said Go either early in the morning, or you can just become a member in a 24 hour one. Yep, go later than that.
Speaker 2:Yep, see, that's what I said Early in the morning. Or if you know somebody.
Speaker 4:And create to your fucking heart content. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I agree, because that's once you become, once you start to mix like with the general public, and there's a lot of gentimidation going on To where and I always been that though no, no, no, but what I'm saying is now how many sets you got?
Speaker 4:Oh, go ahead, I'm done.
Speaker 2:No, it'll do exactly. And you know what the funniest thing is too when you sit up here, you working out, right, and then let's say the girl is getting in she's getting it in next to you. You go to do your thing Like all of a sudden they done, I mean you don't care, but you're like what. You just sat down, you done that fast. You're like bitch, you ain't here to work out. I mean, lady, I'm something about that. You ain't here to work out.
Speaker 3:Female friend, you are not here. Yeah, like get out of here.
Speaker 2:Like I'm here to work out Like get out man.
Speaker 3:But it's just, yeah, I just think it's fine.
Speaker 2:But then you have some other ones. That's about that life. That's like, hey, honey, set you got, Can I work in with you? Oh no, you can't speak to them.
Speaker 4:Go right ahead and just give me a minute. Don't you invite a teacher never to talk to somebody while they working out?
Speaker 3:Well, someone comes over and be like hey, can I work in with you? You know they're serious about it. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying? Oh, they no.
Speaker 2:You know, there's some ones that I don't know. Fuck that, no. No, they really really get it in You're like you know the ones that serious.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that didn't happen.
Speaker 2:You know the ones that serious yeah To where like no, they really really work out.
Speaker 4:They have their headphones on and then you know the ones that come in. I don't know what I'm doing now. You don't look like you don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2:That's all made up. Done up Like.
Speaker 2:I mean look nice now. Don't get me wrong, sister, you look great, but you only came in here to make your video amongst the general public at a time, like you said, the gym is super busy. I'm like come on, you need to either come like early in the morning or come way later tonight. Right, and you will be fine. You going there by like 930, 10 o'clock, you good to go on there. I'm going there one time like real late, just to see if I don't open that late, though, they close at 11. Oh, I do that. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I think they close at 11.
Speaker 5:OK, OK.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they used to stay open. They used to stay open Like.
Speaker 5:Eos.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. Or see, that's the one you have to go to, because Eos is 24 hours, so I guarantee you probably have somebody in there like third shift making their videos, which you like.
Speaker 4:Ok, I know there was certain, certain spoilers that opened at like 25.
Speaker 3:They were supposed to be I know the one over by Christian. Yeah, one out there by Christian is, but that's why they rebranded it, because it was supposed to compete with.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they spoke, yeah, but then once COVID changed, yeah. La Fitness was kind of more. It's still a couple LA. Like six I know it's the LA. It's the one. It's the LA Fitness over there at Like the one I went to last night is LA Fitness.
Speaker 1:Seven thousand Camelback and that one's LA Fitness, I think it's still.
Speaker 2:LA Fitness and seven street and bell. They ain't updated yet. Oh yeah, yeah, they ain't did the system.
Speaker 4:Yeah, ok, then let's keep this woman bashing shit going, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Y'all ready for the way? Hold on, look, I'm a pull this.
Speaker 4:I've been seeing it all over the internet, you know somebody had a comment, I'll make sure. I pull up the right one. Which one we talking about? The one that said men who can cook? Or the one 50-50?
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what we can go with the? We're going to go with the. Let's go with the 50-50. No, no, no, no. We can say 50-50. 70-30. We, we're going to go, we're going to go with a. That was a good song by the way, which I'm going to tell you right now. Shit ain't shit wrong with 50-50.
Speaker 4:70-50. Let's see if you ain't got See, ain't got no goddamn kids or nothing, either Talk about a 50-50, please, oh shit, that's right oh no, no.
Speaker 1:They should do though.
Speaker 2:They should and that's the jam, not what you were just saying.
Speaker 4:So good Loving somebody when somebody loves you back.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that's a fact.
Speaker 4:But, like I said, you talk about that 50-50. So what I think is like it should go by your performance in the bed. So you start off at 50-50. What if you?
Speaker 2:perform better than her.
Speaker 4:You start off at 50, then it go to 60-40.
Speaker 2:So then she got to pay more of the bills.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 2:OK, I'm down with that.
Speaker 4:And then, if it, then she can boost it back up by coming up next time she come around.
Speaker 2:Ok, but what if you? You got to have a minute you don't want to? What if you catch a cramp? You ain't got 50-50. What if you catch a cramp and your back go out?
Speaker 4:She ain't going to know that, not even if your back go out.
Speaker 1:She ain't going to know that Damn Got to roll with it.
Speaker 4:She might know the next morning yeah.
Speaker 2:Like damn I can't get up off the floor. You didn't mess around, you didn't blew my back out for real.
Speaker 4:Crawling and shit.
Speaker 2:Why you crawling to the bathroom?
Speaker 4:My back got blowed out. So you started up to serious, though you started at 50-50, right, ok, you know what I'm saying. And then you work your way there, like you stay at 50-50, you don't even kill the sexual tension and everything is even killed. But when you fucking drop off, hey you know what? You didn't do your shit last night. So you know you're going to have to pay up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they said wait, that's what. Hold on, this is the 50-50. Yeah, I'm looking for. Ok here we go right here. All right, now. This says the title a woman is going viral for making a list of things men do that are considered sassy.
Speaker 4:But what does she mean by sassy? That's what I know. I don't know. What does she mean by sassy? I don't understand. No, that's what I said when she said sassy, is that a good thing or a bad?
Speaker 2:thing. No, I'm thinking she means sassy, like y'all can Google it. It's attractive young lady.
Speaker 4:I want to know what sassy means, because these young kids language now you don't know what the fuck they talking about.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that is true. Yeah, so we can't really speak on that because I don't know what sassy means Maybe. You can Google. You can Google and put it. Oh, that was a good one, the fuck they talking about. You can put it in, because when I hear sassy, I mean kind of gay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like sassy.
Speaker 2:Sassy and sissy is all the same to me. Same thing, sassy and sissy.
Speaker 4:I hope that ain't what it means.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean that's how I look.
Speaker 4:I'm going to have to go find her. Call me a sissy. I'm going to have to go find her.
Speaker 2:Shit, joe, you know how to cook. Lock me up, Throw away the key. So look, all right here, we go right here. So once again it says woman goes viral for making a list. Oh no, I like it that things men do that are considered sassy.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm talking about, right there.
Speaker 2:So sassy is good.
Speaker 3:What is it To me?
Speaker 4:it is.
Speaker 3:Definition of sassy objective improperly forward or bold. That's right. Improperly forward or bold.
Speaker 4:Smart and wise forward. Use of temperament or behavior, lack in restraint.
Speaker 2:Well, listen, listen if she was giving a compliment, why they trolling her? Yeah, so that's not a compliment in if they trolling her Because everybody else is thinking about sassy the same way we did. Well, I'm just going to speak for the masses.
Speaker 3:Well, go down the list, because some stuff can be considered.
Speaker 2:Now I'm going to tell you right now. She got me on three or four of them. I don't know which ones they are, but we're going to. Here we go. Number one can cook. I'm not on that list.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, I can cook, joe can really cook.
Speaker 2:I can, I'm a survival. I mean I'm a survival. No, when they say can cook, yeah, I know what you mean. No, they mean can cook.
Speaker 3:Like Joe level.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't cook like that. I can just cook like I'm all of that shit. Oh, I'm a survivor. You know, I'm all of that shit. Y'all y'all make like y'all got signature dishes. No, I ain't got no signature dish. No, nigga, you got a signature dish, Nigga, you bought it over Joe's house before. What was that stuff you bought over Joe's in one time for the fantasy drive? Sure.
Speaker 3:I don't remember Dirty rice.
Speaker 2:It might have been, but that's a signature dish though. So if you have a signature dish, you can cook in my book, right? So I mean he sassy. So that's one for y'all, sassy.
Speaker 4:You sassy.
Speaker 2:Or hey, no, hey no, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to let you know, because I already looked at the list and it's just. I'm not for the can cook part, all right. So number two oh, are you with women they don't know on the internet? No, don't do that. Yeah, all right, so we're going to go past that.
Speaker 4:Now just read them all. Fuck, oh, we'll get a better. What she mean, what she thinks sassy mean OK, well, here you go.
Speaker 2:Ones can cook. Are you with a woman they don't know on the internet? Number three let their girl. Let their girl pump their own gas. Now I will tell you. I do think that's funny Sometimes when I'm at the gas station and I see a dude in the car. I'm talking about and I know I'm not talking about a little boy or like a little- brother or anything but look like they could be a couple or same age or whatever.
Speaker 2:And the chick is pumping her gas and the dude is sitting in there. Now I would. No, I will pump the gas all the time. No, yeah, yeah, there's nothing to matter with that, that's just being a gentleman yeah.
Speaker 3:I agree.
Speaker 1:I agree.
Speaker 2:OK, it says. Number four was are you on the internet? Oh just, are you on the internet? Or internet beef? I do it. That, don't do that. Expect their girl to go 50, 50 on bills. Oh yeah, yep, I understand what the problem is. I'm sassy so that that that they got me right there. Oh where tidy whiteies? No, I don't know, I don't know. Do they do that? It's probably like oh, I'm on the title why does that sound deliverance?
Speaker 4:It's not when you watch the liverance.
Speaker 2:It says brush the back of their tongue. Oh, a man that brushed the back of their tongue and gag I do that sometimes Like when you know when you brush, you know you like what she think nigga. Like.
Speaker 4:At least I'm brushing the back of my tongue, you don't gag, you fucking suck at that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you should have a gag reflex. Hey, that is true, because you ain't nothing, you ain't used to nothing being that far back you like.
Speaker 4:That's like putting that ring in your tongue all the way back there. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, put that tongue ring that deep in your throat.
Speaker 2:Hey, if the nigga don't gag, he sucks dick. That's what we going with, and we stand by it, nigga almost throw up. All right Call target oh call target Tarjay. Now I do one of my boys.
Speaker 4:That's all in jest, bro. They ain't gonna do it like in jest I always just call it target. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, everyone's always thought it was funny.
Speaker 3:In jest, you might say yeah, might say, I'm going to Tarjay just to be, but not yeah.
Speaker 4:Just being funny In jest, yeah, I'm a Walmart cat anyway, you know I'm from the hood, I don't fuck with target either. Then you got no kind of food selection in that bitch.
Speaker 2:I'm a Walmart. Hey, wait real quick. Have you been to the target on 19th? And Bethany Home oh my god, you might want to go that. Listen, because you know Bethany Home can go one or two ways Is sugar or shit. Bethany Home is obviously, and Bethany Home is sugar or shit.
Speaker 4:It's dumb about Bethany, anyway, but here's the.
Speaker 2:Thing.
Speaker 4:That's dumb about Bethany.
Speaker 2:They got Bethany Home for the sugar part, because, man, I was just in there yesterday Dog, I'm in there, I almost grabbed lunch. I'm looking at all the stuff they was making and like the little food selection, like damn I'm going to come here for lunch Is what if you're over by 19th to Bethany Home?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Go check out that target in there, I'm checking out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you won't be disappointed. All right, let's see. It's like sprouts, right.
Speaker 4:Like they got to. They got to. They got to win the best kept secrets. I like sprout. They fuck with sandwiches.
Speaker 1:Yeah you see, I know.
Speaker 2:Sonia always went to.
Speaker 1:Sprouts, oh sprouts, so it was just good.
Speaker 2:Then I'm just like, ok, yeah, I do. Yeah, I like sprout, sprout. Sometimes I got that little meatball, Whatever you can just throw like in a microwave or throw it in the oven.
Speaker 4:You got to go to the deli man you like. Damn, this is good. Go to sprout deli. I'm heat that mouth.
Speaker 3:You know, I also got good food AJ's.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's high bra.
Speaker 2:You and that, you and that you and that expensive. You go to 67th and the one on one.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, see that's that.
Speaker 2:That's that high class neighborhood he live in. You know, we don't have no.
Speaker 3:AJ's over here, you go in there and you actually you can get plates and stuff.
Speaker 2:All right, aj Breakfast. Yeah, yeah, no, actually I have. Well, I had AJ years ago On, ray Rowe ran it.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I know, I knew a guy used to cook over at AJ's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's called AJ it's called AJ's fine food right. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Boy, look at that. And a guy used to cook at AJ's.
Speaker 2:All right, here's the next one, that's he was sassy too. Yeah right, number nine. So wait, what about the people that work at McDonald's that do fries or Burger?
Speaker 4:King, that's short order, so they don't really care. So.
Speaker 2:OK, so they're not considered sassy then.
Speaker 4:No, all right Short order.
Speaker 2:Number nine is drink out of a straw.
Speaker 4:I did that yesterday.
Speaker 2:No, here's the thing. So do they were frozen? Does she mean drink out of a straw, if I'm just at the crib with a glass of juice and I'm drinking it? Or does she mean the Mcdonalds I'm at Harkins, at, said, wherever place that serves your drink with a straw? Come on now, girl. She can't be serious about a drink out of a straw. I hope not.
Speaker 3:I mean, maybe she's talking about like a Stanley cup with a straw.
Speaker 2:All right, now I'm going to tell you right now, shout out to C Breezy, because I love Chris Brown, but that mean he's super sassy because he can do it. Usher to. And oh, marion, I'm gonna do my three favorite dancers right there besides Michael Jackson, but you know Michael Jackson is no longer with us. So it says know how to dance too good. Now, what in the hell is that?
Speaker 3:Makes no sense to me none.
Speaker 2:Let's see another one. Don't know oh yeah, don't know how to change the tire or do a oil change. Wait, I'm gonna tell you this. You can call me sassy because I know how, but I will not do a oil change. But I'm sure if I love and I would know how I really pay attention when my pop was doing it I know how to change a tire. I just choose not to, why, when I pay for roadside assistance, I'm just gonna sit here and wait for the tow truck. So I'm sassy right there. Then Wear a fanny pack. Now listen, I Got one that I put on. Well, actually I don't even use it that much. I need to use it more. I'm riding on motorcycle Sometimes like if I want to wear my backpack.
Speaker 2:I just throw on my little Nike fanny pack Shout out to the swoosh. Yes, Semestuff. No. I don't know what number 13 is. I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 3:I think it says our homophobic.
Speaker 2:Damn, she asked that out for, or did somebody do that I? Don't know, someone did it, but hey, well, I mean, is that a bad word? I don't think. Homophobic, homophobic.
Speaker 3:I mean who? That makes you sassy if you're homophobic. Yeah, I would think that would make you less sassy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think in her mind. But we got well let's get the one more, though that means you're pretty much gay, yeah, but then you post too many pictures on social media. I think that was the last. I think she's trying to say you gay.
Speaker 1:Now.
Speaker 3:If you're homophobic. Homophobic people are gay. Homophobic people are gay, most of them. Why?
Speaker 2:You think?
Speaker 4:because they scared, like they think it's contagious.
Speaker 3:Most homophobic. Homophobic people are gay or aren't gay.
Speaker 4:They say they are so most homophobic people are.
Speaker 3:That doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:No, they don't they fighting it. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2:So just so basically. They're basically in a closet right, they don't.
Speaker 5:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4:They tore and they torn, you got to be comfortable with your resistance as a toy.
Speaker 2:You're lucky, had a song name torn. I like it. Shout out to the toy I like it most people that are gay or pretty much.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're out now. If you like to be around gay people, why don't?
Speaker 3:it makes you uncomfortable, why because you're gay or I mean it might make you uncomfortable because you don't want to say I got and I'll be honest, like if I see two dudes kissing them in a film that I cringe, like because to me is like I don't really cringe, but I'm like gonna go with that shit again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I just mean that's cringe because, Brokeback Mountain.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I never seen it. I mean either see real niggas. I saw it. Yeah, I never said.
Speaker 4:I've never seen here, by all I know, is I wish.
Speaker 2:I could quit you.
Speaker 1:That was ain't that a quote in there? I?
Speaker 2:think so yeah, hey, one of them dudes is a good movie yeah. Yeah, he's, yeah, he's like yeah but, um, I got y'all heard it was a good movie though, but I heard it too but yeah.
Speaker 4:You. My wife was trying to get me to watch it.
Speaker 3:I choked up at the end.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie you cried, I cry stop it, stop it I'm gonna show this sensitive side.
Speaker 2:Are you home?
Speaker 4:No no. I only think I would say about the is that you're saying like to two guys, two girls kissing and it's just that they have a like, have a tendency to just overdo it. No, I'm saying okay, we get sure the lock now. No, I'm just saying now back in the day.
Speaker 2:You know, they never know.
Speaker 4:Just say, I see two girls Right. They hold their hands. That's not big problem, they ain't kissing and all that shit.
Speaker 3:But I'm the problem with the girls.
Speaker 2:But what I'm saying is we get it. Yeah, no, I know I get what he's saying. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 4:Like there's no now you're just there's nobody that I'm telling you. There's no human beings On the planet that affectionate. Yeah, some of the shit you be seeing, you know me like just overdo it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like it's not. It's not real, but you're only doing it because that's like a game here's. Here's another thing now, totally off the subject, but that's exactly what we do here. Now you know the commercials. Now how come every damn couple is mixed, or how come every couple got a mixed kid, or?
Speaker 4:I'm just saying I know, I know, I'm just saying you would never see but you never, ever see a black family ever. It's gonna be a white. It's gonna be a black woman with a white dude. Gonna be a black dude with a white dude. I've seen the black family before. No, you didn't, I don't know. Commercial.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I've seen it black family. I'm just saying, like, just what commercial is that?
Speaker 3:I mean.
Speaker 2:I can't, I can't so you talking about what, mom Dad? And the child just he was saying with you.
Speaker 3:Okay, what I can't? I know, I know.
Speaker 2:I know I'm saying McDonald's commercials. I'm saying I'm saying shit, my ass like in a family, walk in to the, to the store.
Speaker 4:They gonna have a white kid with them. The motherfuckers ain't gonna be all black. I can tell you that what? And now, if you do see one on there, it's gonna be a motherfucking AIDS or herbie commercial. I'm being real with you.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:I want you to show me that motherfucker, but you'll see.
Speaker 2:You'll see the white dude all black family, the only reason I like in a white kid, or they have a mixed kid in there somewhere right. No, that's the reason why I bought it up, cuz now how you were saying you see the two, you see the two men kissing, you see the two women kissing. And just now, and I'm just comparing it to way back like in the 80s, like if you would have said I'm gonna look for TD Jakes. Then what TD Jakes do?
Speaker 4:he's gonna be having. He's gonna be having fair with the dude, oh, oh oh. No, we in fact say allegedly, allegedly, tell the truth and shame the devil. He alleges will be having a fair with a dude or something. Allegedly.
Speaker 2:You gonna find it, oh, td Jakes.
Speaker 4:Don't look it up.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 2:I know I'm gonna say the parent pay attention to every damn commercial.
Speaker 4:I watched them down there. I know it's been a minute.
Speaker 1:No, not since not since the me too.
Speaker 4:You know, that's it. You ain't seen it. I mean, if you can see it, you go. If you go back to like fucking, oh yeah, like back, no no, yeah, no, I'm mean 789 is like, but 2022-2023 now you ain't see that shit, no man anyway.
Speaker 2:Okay, we can get back to the Overdoing it with a minute kissing and better adapt, for you find that shit.
Speaker 4:With the man kissing.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 3:I'm Recorded. I'm a senator jump.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, you were 12, might have seen it, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no, we've, we're going 2022, 2023, 2022 2021 you ain't gonna see that shit.
Speaker 4:2020 Damn he giving us a three-year.
Speaker 2:He giving us a yeah, yeah or three year in a couple months. I watch a lot of TV, bro.
Speaker 4:And I got insomnia and I know I'm tell you about insomnia you got insomnia. Three things gonna happen. You gonna be in shape, right, that's one. Oh, you don't get rich. Big dick, because then the three infomercials you gonna see he late at night, cuz they got the mouth fucking Growth peels at late at night. They got the motherfucking get rich quick schemes and they got damn shake weight.
Speaker 2:They do see the parent be like All the infomercials gonna see these days, I'm sure you know how they do all the infomercials.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah and that's all you're gonna see these they bro. I'm dead serious, I am telling you that's funny. Or both might get rich in shape and have a big dick if you buy all that shit.
Speaker 2:Like hey, I got it all. No.
Speaker 4:I got it all. God damn it. Well, I can say you go three inches, his motherfucking two weeks I got, and then they have the one that come across on the end on your on your computer. Now I said, yeah, you want to have growth, this in that and it's some fucking gummies, cbd gummies. I went in to click down Okay, I'll bite, and you order the CBD gummies. You, out of your mind, got CBD gummies in there now and shit ain't group shit, fuck you talking about. Well, these are special CBD gummies I get the fuck out of here hey they lying towards?
Speaker 4:yes, they are.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I ain't seen an infomercial a long time on.
Speaker 4:On the three you on the sea right there, bro, unless you're a QVC fan. Qvc still around hell, yeah a.
Speaker 3:QVC boy what?
Speaker 2:about home shopping network? Is that?
Speaker 4:Yes, you didn't go on the where. Still be buying stuff on this like paparazzi jewelry. You think that's it going anywhere. Fuck, and you got all these women selling paparazzi. You buy a biobus of paparazzi and see what happens. Hey, I got you something that paparazzi get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:I see they got the lab. Leave them on lab grown diamonds now, hey that a, they always had that.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, but I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4:Take it from somebody that knows the diamonds that they take they take the coal, trust me and they put it.
Speaker 2:I know an expert Trust me. No, that shit is that shit is legit. Yeah.
Speaker 4:They ain't the same value as a natural diamond. Oh, not the same value, but I only want to speak out of turn, like, like, cuz I'm not the expert but no, I I'd seen, I mean years ago, like just like fucking 70s, 80s, and they would take coal and they put it in this thing. They fucking heat it up and press it and press it, and press it turns into a diamond.
Speaker 2:Right, that's like remember who saw that movie what's called black diamonds, right? I never watched that either. I heard it was sad. That's, that's Just on yeah, I think what it is for the cold.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they blacked and they full of cold. Their diamonds but they pull the cold black, given a black color. I Think that's where it works. But see, when they check the diamonds, if they real, they put it on the microscope. They look for cold specs in it, specs of coal. Make sure it's authentic. If it's crystal clear and you can see through it, it's not real. It's not. It's a man-made diamond was glass.
Speaker 3:I. Never understood why that stuff got so much value to it like the diamonds and stuff, gold and all that.
Speaker 2:How did that?
Speaker 3:man, I know it is a rare metal, yeah, but is it that rare?
Speaker 4:Yeah it's even rare right now, because they dug it all up Right now. All they do is get that's why.
Speaker 2:That's probably why they're making a lab.
Speaker 4:Because the thing is it's like all you dig now Out of the gold mines, now they don't get nuggets, they get gold dust. Yeah, but I just use all that mercury to bond it, to make it bond together. Who said okay?
Speaker 3:I'm gonna make this thing valuable.
Speaker 4:Right. Well, the gold is more value, because that's what we need to make computers and shit.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, but diamonds and and, and I don't know why, diamonds, because it's shiny.
Speaker 4:They have the VVS, all that. I'm gonna be using crystals and shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, crystals like, just like Star Trek, so just like.
Speaker 2:Star Trek. They know we had characters on the show.
Speaker 4:She out there saying man, but I mean, when you start looking at the weird shit, like you know they got that. They found that rock in in Africa or whatever that holds. Electricity is electrically charged rock and it has enough electricity like a car battery Rock by this being you can Jump start a car with it.
Speaker 3:You been watching way too much black. I told you man.
Speaker 4:Electric charge rock.
Speaker 2:If you want to be you want to be serious about it.
Speaker 4:Haiti is Wakanda, if you want to be serious about it, because that's where the meteor crashed in Haiti years ago. That's where we're metal.
Speaker 2:So so Haiti is actually Wakanda yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:It is.
Speaker 2:So now just does the DR vibranium do? Do they get any benefits from it, or who the DR? No it just it's saying like if you think about it, like Haiti is.
Speaker 4:Haiti had a lot of gold back in the day. Now, allegedly, one of the larger free nations sent in their special forces and took all their gold, assassinated the president, allegedly.
Speaker 2:Well.
Speaker 4:I want to get picked off. So nobody don't know where the gold went, though All they took all the gold out Haiti, allegedly. Oh, you found it.
Speaker 3:Was. Oh, what's fake back check.
Speaker 2:So so Joe, joe's Joe said, if he's believing the AI again the internet.
Speaker 4:You that? Just so you don't. So they can. They can. They don't hunt, they don't they take, they give you the misinformation and this AI boy this AI stuff is taking over yeah it's crazy. They give you misinformation so you don't think about them bombing down in the Congo and all that shit Strip mining and all that shit going on in Congo. Kill the giant gorillas and shit. That's all fake too, then I.
Speaker 4:See, look, I don't think they get all the cobalt and shit out of there. You say we sit up here, we talk about.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying one for the con go, I see list.
Speaker 4:They couldn't make.
Speaker 2:They couldn't make gold diamonds, don't you know? Diamonds are girls pass.
Speaker 1:I'm just fraying.
Speaker 3:Joe. So Joe, enough assassinated.
Speaker 4:No, no no, they can't fuck. They can't fuck you. I'm protected by the voodoo lady. Come on, man. You know that, miss Rudolph.
Speaker 2:Hey, is that? Uh? Oh no, what's one is miss Cleo. Remember what? Where's miss Cleo? Somebody said she lived in Florida.
Speaker 4:Miss Cleo, you know they put that woman in jail for fraud. Man, Come on.
Speaker 2:Niggin. All these other people are here with.
Speaker 4:Oh man, they put that woman in jail for.
Speaker 2:I don't know if she probably out now, but she wasn't paying her taxes, or what I. Think they ran down on miss Cleo. That's right man, miss Cleo from Cleveland or something. You don't even have that accent I don't think I like. Miss Cleo, hey, hello for you.
Speaker 4:Oh I.
Speaker 2:Didn't you ever think about calling them numbers? Oh miss Cleo pass. Shout out to miss Cleo.
Speaker 3:All right, she came out as a lesbian. Oh, miss Cleo, did. She had Cholorectal Cancer, oh shit, died in 2016.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, I P miss Cleo.
Speaker 4:Man.
Speaker 2:He went after her for fraud and all kinds of stuff I am, and then and she came out as a lesbian, they didn't even have to put all that in there, yep she's only 53 years old when she passed. What was she from Watch? This is gonna say, like Dallas, texas or Cleveland, ohio, why Los Angeles? Miss Cleo was. And then she had an accent. Remember, miss Cleo had an accent. You was like, come on, miss Cleo, you.
Speaker 3:Hey you. What was he talking about earlier? We first sat down.
Speaker 2:I'm old now, man.
Speaker 3:Oh, do you remember Vision pro guess what just popped up on my phone.
Speaker 2:So you're watching you and he won't even have an apple.
Speaker 3:I don't have Apple. That's nuts. It was talking about vision. Apple vision pro should just pop the phone a.
Speaker 4:Because you gonna buy one for your kid. Hell, no, hey, what's your mouth saying? 3500.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think you are. No, I'm not, you mean seven and wait.
Speaker 4:You know you're gonna get you cuz you.
Speaker 2:You just said. I said you and your son Seven thousand. My dad ain't never took me to AJ.
Speaker 3:I want to. I want to AJ's while he was at practice.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We used to just go to IGA and giant eagle.
Speaker 3:Thousand.
Speaker 2:Look how much did it cost, like like 3,500 right, 3,500, 3,900.
Speaker 3:Store Apple vision pro.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I got my God. What do I say? They can't be that much. 3,500. It's it is, or 291 dollars a month. You can get it for 291 dollars a month. For how long? For 12 months.
Speaker 4:She, you get that shit off T-Move and they right.
Speaker 3:That's true. That's true. Be the same damn thing.
Speaker 4:I'll be Now that. Now that's funny. Right there, watch them get. I'm gonna order one off T-Move and bring it up here.
Speaker 3:About three years. Watch is gonna be $200 and everybody's gonna know.
Speaker 2:But you know, they said it's supposed to be nice.
Speaker 4:Best buy had the same thing like not not that, but best buy have the glasses. That looks like a 50 inch TV.
Speaker 3:Just go get an Oculus.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but they bokeh. They have the glasses.
Speaker 2:And then make it look like you watching the movie screen. Yeah, I saw cuz the Oculus you can watch Netflix and stuff on there. Huh, have you watched the movie on? I watched.
Speaker 3:I watched one. Yeah, I did, did you feel, did you feel like? You was in the theater or you just kind of has like a little theater mode. Yeah. So, you sitting on a couch and it just shows a big screen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I know, I put some on before and it looked like you know, like you, in the apartment. I'm like damn, this is a nice spot. Yeah, it was like they, like they were in New York, mm-hmm. And then I saw another one where it looked like they were at At a resort. Oh yeah, you can say you looking around like background settings.
Speaker 3:Look around, you be watching the movie. Look around to the side and they say you can go.
Speaker 2:You can go to the club. Yeah, I mean it's other people like you at home.
Speaker 3:I'm at home talking about that. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Same thing from black mirror.
Speaker 2:No, no, that's what I was saying. No, no, that was gay.
Speaker 4:That was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 2:You ain't gonna do it, joe.
Speaker 1:No, I know, we keep asking you.
Speaker 4:No, can't even do it for the team, bro.
Speaker 2:So. So if you meet a nice young lady in the virtual world, you ain't gonna like quarter, like, give her flowers, like a. You want to go to the Mm-hmm what is Jimmy Buffett? Or coke, what is it? Cocoa Cabana. Take her to Cocoa Cabana, to Sahara's in Vegas. You know, with the Oculus or with all of them little vision things, you can go wherever you want to go. And I'm looking at this. Uh, I think they probably tired of me going on here For the I'm trying to hit my little thing. Yeah, I think they probably didn't shut me out. Okay, I was on my little, my little bonvoi, merry-out bonvoi. So for a little Vacation okay, they got, so I found one 516,000 Nine nights.
Speaker 2:They won't let me go back, they won't let me click no more.
Speaker 3:I think they tired of me half a million for nine nights Look the Mardee's.
Speaker 4:Damn okay. So what about this 50-50 thing? What was that all about?
Speaker 2:Oh, with the 50-50. Oh shit, I can play that one. See that that one. Well, we'll need to read no less.
Speaker 4:Here we go right here what's a 50-50 hold up?
Speaker 1:I won't try to hear.
Speaker 2:Boom, hold up, y'all ready. I Wrote a song about the one here to here ago.
Speaker 5:As a man, there are certain things that's mandatory that you should pay for in a relationship with a woman. Okay, for example, her rent. That's number one. No woman should be paying her own rent. If she's in a relationship with a man, all right, her car payment, her light bill, her groceries. Absolutely, she should never pay for groceries, her gas, her Insurance, because I mean, if you're paying her car payment, you might as well pay the insurance as well cat don't you care about her safety?
Speaker 5:Yeah, pay the insurance. Shopping okay. Your woman should never have to spend her own money to shop. I mean, what is the point of her having sex with you for her good health? No, take her shopping Diamonds, okay. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. So if you're in a relationship with a woman, it is mandatory that by the six-month mark, you buy her some diamonds, okay. And if you're a girl, one surgery, pay for it. Why not guess who's gonna enjoy it? You. So, yes, get her a new pair of jugs, because I'm gonna enjoy them.
Speaker 2:Ugly babies you about to give me it's for your benefit.
Speaker 5:Pay for her titties, oh.
Speaker 3:My god, she said, she said a lot, she never.
Speaker 4:Man fuck that. All right, hold on, let's see what homeboy said hold up, hold up Once.
Speaker 2:Mention marriage, love submission or anything she's gonna do for the man. Pay attention.
Speaker 3:She.
Speaker 2:Just say all she mentioned was good sex and how we know you give good sex.
Speaker 4:What the thing about it is? I doubt it.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna tell you this she talking like that.
Speaker 3:I doubted she did good hearing that just big it just pissed off. No, you don't piss me off.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna tell you why I'm not mad. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you why I'm not mad.
Speaker 4:And I'm well first off and I realize I gotta pay a little bit.
Speaker 2:Hey, but look, I understand, she literally, she literally just made that to go viral.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:She had. I mean which?
Speaker 4:I can't believe what she's saying.
Speaker 2:No, she doesn't. She's not even Just watching it and send her mannerisms.
Speaker 4:Yeah, y'all can look. Look at, the thing is like if you do what she says, right, you're looking at At least four to five grand a month, no, and? And she ain't giving a fuck where you live. That dog. That's what it's all right, right, pay your own shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dog, exactly. So I'm paying yours and I'm paying mine.
Speaker 4:And otherwise she's saying that she needs to move in with you dog. Because if you pan that way, you can pay one rent.
Speaker 2:Oh, pretty much she forcing her way into your first of all.
Speaker 4:First of all, here's the thing you can see, where the mind said that, right there, oh, you need to pay her rent. Okay, if you that serious about the shit, right, why you even got rent in the first place. It should be a mortgage and we'll step that shit up. All right, right, and we all know mortgage a lot cheaper than rent, true? So why not? Why are you gonna go with rent? Oh, I'm gonna get you 2400 off of a month for rent when you can have a $1100 more. Yeah, see what I mean, right? So so that just the mindset. Right there is just flawed. Right there, you know. And the car payment, right.
Speaker 4:So, so the car.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna get a car from buy here, pay here car pay. I Right, so if you can pay Just about like 650. That's about 600 if you can pay rent and you might have you.
Speaker 4:Well, you know that, we all know that car every time there's every time there's dual vehicles in relationship, the man, because I always, you know me, yeah, I mean just what it is and that's the least you could do. Right, like okay, yeah, you take the good car, you know I'll take the shitty car right, you know you don't need to be breaking down, I get that right?
Speaker 2:no, I'm just saying, that's understood.
Speaker 4:But see, at this point then you should be. Y'all should be living together, right? And if I'm buying diamonds we live in together. Oh dog, you know, I mean she said six months. In six months you got about diamond man. If I get diamonds right, that's kind of fast. Well, six months, you give a motherfucker diamond in six months. You've been out ever in your life. Tell me no ever, ever.
Speaker 2:She better just keep her mouth open.
Speaker 4:I walk in that mother. My dick ain't got to work. Just lay there, I'll figure something out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, what she tears you got a headache, fuck that. It's that time of the month.
Speaker 4:If I'm doing all that, I mean if you think about it, right, I mean it's just. It's just if you're doing all that and you all need to be living together because you can skim down.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, true, true, you know I mean, that's why I listen.
Speaker 4:She don't, she don't, she don't want to be.
Speaker 3:Nothing. She didn't say nothing about living, she, she won't her, she won't the money.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm gonna do it like this. You want the, you want, you want the money Without the sin. Yeah, I and you got it you there, go hand in hand.
Speaker 2:I say she want to play on the playground or she want to be on the playground but she don't want to play. You want, you want all. You Want all the activity without being fit Exactly, you know that she ain't giving up.
Speaker 4:No goddamn. Six thousand all the month with Kuchy, no no, ain't no Kuchy worth no six thousand?
Speaker 3:Yes, it is.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying what she ain't giving up six thousand, all with Kuchy, my mother, your woman love you and care about you.
Speaker 3:She should let you hit it every day, regardless.
Speaker 4:You ain't gonna do that. They gotta love you and all that. You don't want the love not every day. Joe, come on, hey, I'm not gonna let you hit every day, man, I was married, yeah but you get married. You get that shit but once a month. But ideally you want to shit every day. You fuck around, do it at midnight on the last day of the month.
Speaker 3:Too much I did. I did. You want it every day. Every day right now, every single day. I need a break. I'm not a machine.
Speaker 4:When you want, when you, when it's somebody you like really into, or if you can get it without all the extra shit you know right right, right, you know I mean, you can get it every day.
Speaker 2:If you can get it with a little shit, but that's a lot of extra shit come along with it.
Speaker 5:So you just kind of no but, there's a lot of extra shit come along with it.
Speaker 4:So you say, dial it back you know, I'll take once a week, or you know whatever, if I don't have to deal with all that.
Speaker 2:Right, once a week is fantastic, I think. I'm just saying, though, if you don't have some people like, thank you, if you do it once a week is because you don't
Speaker 4:know, cuz you don't want to deal with all the other shit like what around holdings public.
Speaker 1:Oh my, and now I'll talk to one of my friends today about that.
Speaker 4:You know, walk around hell. And I don't do it Because in the growing up our house wasn't an affection. The house like you know me, you know, you know I mean.
Speaker 5:I could like.
Speaker 4:I told myself I could count on my hand how many times my mom said I love you, we're growing up. Okay, we got grown. It went from Well, I think when she got about 50, 60, she said oh, I love y'all, I love y'all. And then she got a little older, so I love you, that's how I went. Okay, so it ain't something we said, but you understood right.
Speaker 3:Right right.
Speaker 4:So, even to the like today, even to this day, like I, let's you know, you don't really come out my mouth like You'll tell your daughters you. They say to me I'll say it, but you won't just straight up.
Speaker 3:I want to initiate it now. Yeah, I tell my boys every day I love them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's you but that's just wait, but see you. You raised different from us. We wouldn't like that.
Speaker 2:No, I get it. Hey, I understand that. Yeah, I appreciate them putting it out there.
Speaker 4:No, but I'm just saying we wouldn't raise like that. That's why it's like that. It ain't because we don't care.
Speaker 3:Right, we wouldn't raise like that. Yeah, you know me. No, I understand. No, trust me, I get it.
Speaker 2:My pop. Be like I'm hip, I was like, even as a kid see you go there.
Speaker 4:Okay, just say, you come home, you take out the trash, you got clean the yard, all that shit. You think you're gonna get a good job Fuck no you could have what you're supposed to do Some stuff you know, I mean, like all you kids are crazy. They give us no praises and shit.
Speaker 2:They want to be padded on the back now.
Speaker 4:I ain't. We get none of that.
Speaker 2:Like did I do good Hell, no, you supposed to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm just saying that's just where we I was raised we wouldn't. It wasn't on affection to family or nothing. But if you touch anybody else in the family, you them longer family. You got about ass. What become about eight people?
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, very, I get it, I get you know but that was that have to do it, getting it to three times.
Speaker 4:If you doing it two or three times a week now you got to deal with. Now you got to bring the affectionate shit in there. You know I'm saying One time a week you ain't really got to do it, but two or three times now you got a cuddle. You just walk in the room, be like a cuddle now and soon a position.
Speaker 2:Face the hair boy you know what time it is. Face the bathroom You're gonna get face down, ass up.
Speaker 4:You only do that when they ain't that cute. You don't want to be, you don't want to go missionary.
Speaker 2:Then hold up, lay down. I want to look at your face.
Speaker 3:Take these three minutes.
Speaker 2:I want to see it.
Speaker 4:Ain't nothing, man. I'm saying everything premeditated now, bro, you know, ain't no play, no motherfucking spontaneous shit over here. No more is for everything planned Blue two.
Speaker 2:I'm dead.
Speaker 4:No, but like you said, get it three for three times a day. She, that's a great thing. But then you got to deal with the emotional motion.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 4:Email us. Oh yeah, I do nobody's talking podcast. The two actors that's saying that song. I do this for the dick. Oh, it was Regina Hall.
Speaker 2:And and, oh my god, what's homegirl from Insecure? Well, the one I saw was Now that that was what she in there he's right yeah so it was anyway. It was Easter Ray, and Regina Hall. Huh, oh yeah, oh yeah. No, regina Hall and Easter Ray, yeah man listen what you gonna do for the day.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm about to catch you slipping.
Speaker 2:What you gonna do for Easter Ray and Regina Hall. That's the least worth of weeks paycheck, huh.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, man, you tell me I ain't. No, goddamn, that's where I was a coochie right there.
Speaker 3:You just gotta give it to him once.
Speaker 4:You give it to him once you pound you do it. Now you ain't got a pound it, but if you do it right, get it in there. They'll come back. Oh yeah, they want to get it, yeah they go slumming like I'm over. Don't tell nobody, I'm here I.
Speaker 2:Won't tell nobody me.
Speaker 4:Anyway, I will give me that you was, you was, you was.
Speaker 2:Is right from it's secure, pretty dark chip with pretty teeth.
Speaker 3:Ah, she got some pretty Put on the phone.
Speaker 2:That is hilarious dog.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's could be your pick up my look. You might give me that person. Ain't nobody gonna blame me. I already got the peeling system.
Speaker 2:Anybody got any? Oh, our guy comes out. They don't make no, jellison right on. Tell him when people gonna look at what about uh, what's that one?
Speaker 4:the book of book of who? It didn't come out or it came and went that fast man you know, Two days.
Speaker 3:But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:That and this one is a movie called American fiction that's supposed to be real, real good and oh, I think that one you saw American fiction? Yeah, I heard who. Is it good?
Speaker 4:I heard it was pretty good. Came out a couple years ago.
Speaker 2:No, it just came out, American yeah.
Speaker 4:American fiction, sure, what's the one about the police station? What was that? Hey, I thought that's American fiction. I thought that's one about the police station.
Speaker 2:I was a couple years ago and I was on the and I was really I'm talking about you.
Speaker 4:Talking about you had me feel like I watching roots again.
Speaker 2:When I saw root roots and then that damn Mississippi burning. When I saw Mississippi burning, yeah, you know the high school I went to. We had to go. And that man yeah, I'm just looking at all them like, oh my god, do you know what y'all just did to me last night in my mind? God damn.
Speaker 4:But it's it. I thought it was the. It was. It's a spike Lee joint.
Speaker 2:All right, here it is right. Here. It's a More info Shit. I can't even read all that who's in on? Them. The director is court Jefferson. Oh, tracy Ellis Ross. Tracy Ellis Ross is in it. Adam Brody, erica Alexander. That's Erica Alexander from uh.
Speaker 4:American fiction living single.
Speaker 2:Yeah, start oh, sterling K Brown. From this is us John Ortiz oh.
Speaker 4:Okay, I said, okay, I didn't see that. Okay, yeah, good to see it. Yeah, cuz that's that's the one he's.
Speaker 2:He's writing the books and stuff, or yeah, it's a comedy drama, so I know I want to see it. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I think it, I think it ain't, it ain't came out yet.
Speaker 2:It's, no, it's still like the uh, I mean my eyes it was talking about. It is Say oh, you know it's still at the movies. Okay, yeah, so anyway, american fiction, our gal Beekeeper, try, I gotta go see beekeeper. You can't go see that, that's pretty damn good.
Speaker 4:It is man you be like man.
Speaker 2:Just make sure anybody around you dude, you gonna want to karate chop somebody.
Speaker 4:Come on what you looking at, man just starting.
Speaker 2:So I swear to god, if I was that cat, I walk, uh, you know, if you just driving down the street.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I bet no, stop right here. I'm gonna walk in the bar and just slap the first person I see. I don't care if it's a four-year-old kid, I'm just slapping them. All right, who wants it? Because you know they parents gonna come after you. Then I'm gonna give them the. Uh, jason, stave them. Like you want this action, let's go.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna count to three yeah.
Speaker 2:Two three dog. Hey, don't even tell them, joe. Yeah, I did it for you. All right, y'all, we're gonna leave it alone, right holla?
Speaker 4:peace.