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Are You A Sassy Man...List?
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Ever wonder what your gym habits say about you or why your significant other keeps a tally of who's more "sassy"? Well, you're about to find out. On this episode of Nobody's Talking, we're pulling back the curtain on everyday conundrums and cultural quirks, from the hidden rules of weight room warfare to decoding the balance of chores in relationships. Bosco here, guiding you through a smorgasbord of topics that won't just tickle your funny bone but might also hit close to home.
Strap in for a wild ride through the aisles of grocery store escapades and the virtual reality dreamscape where escaping to a beach is just a headset away. I'll share a few laugh-out-loud tales from personal misadventures in health and shopping that are sure to resonate with anyone who's ever forgotten their shopping list or got a bit too slick with lotion before hitting the weights. Plus, we're unpacking the emotional weight of movies that shape our views on society, love, and life—all with a dose of humor and heart.
To close, we're zooming in on the big screen anticipation for Spike Lee's latest masterpiece and how it promises to redefine cinematic storytelling. With a star-studded ensemble cast and a plot that's shrouded in secrecy, we're all in for a treat that's likely to become the talk of the town. So, if you're keen on a blend of movie magic, relationship real talk, and a side serving of societal satire, you've hit the jackpot with today's episode of Nobody's Talking. Join me, and let's get to gabbing!
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Speaker 2I'm trying to get my cat to join us. Ivy, come here, come on, come on.
Speaker 3Come on, I can touch the cats yeah.
Speaker 2I know, huh, I used to like cats. Why can't you touch the cats?
Speaker 1Urgent. You like your pets Maybe.
Speaker 4I've got this sad life before.
Speaker 2You started off. Well, here we go. We didn't start it already. And I'm glad he said that because that's exactly what we're going to talk about today. Well, at least one thing Talk about 50-50. With the other half or well.
Speaker 1I ain't going to even no, you know what?
Speaker 2let me rephrase that I ain't going to even say the other half.
Speaker 4I'm going to say a girl. We ain't talking about 70-30.
Speaker 2Now I'm going to let you all know before we start this we really don't woman bash, but if y'all think we do. We put fillers out there and our resident lady could not make it. Therefore we got to let them have it, and whoever that chick is on the internet, if you mad, and it is you hey. I know right. That's all it is Anyway wait I ain't even you know what.
Speaker 2Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. This is your host, bosco. Thank you for joining us again. Like well, how they say? Like share, subscribe, thumbs up, double tap. We ain't on YouTube, but you can like us anyway. You know people are like, oh, y'all get YouTube or whatever. Okay, now, who gonna film and edit and do other stuff? We don't do none of that Too much work. We just want to talk and put it out there. This is what you have right here. Go live. This is Theater of the Mind.
Speaker 4Like the Benny Hill Show.
Speaker 2Hey, did y'all hear about this app that it shows that you poppin Like if you go live? I guess when you go live it shows all your streams and all that right. So there's one dude was able to get in the BIP, get free bottles and all that right. I think he got like 10 followers. But whatever this app, they never say the app I heard this.
Speaker 2So it's putting it, he putting out there like he's yeah, yeah, so the app will show and it'll be like, oh, and it'll show, like, however the stuff looks, I mean I've seen it, not the app, but I'm saying in real life, when people, all the stuff poppin up and then you got like 40,000, 50,000 people and it showed that like 30,000 people was live on the cat and he was like, oh, we love you and all this he showing the people at the club and they let him in the club.
Speaker 3So it's a fake app.
Speaker 2Yes, a fake app, oh damn.
Speaker 3Yes a fake app.
Speaker 2So he really he really only got probably like 10, 15 followers. But whatever the app is, it made it look like yeah. So then when the cat saw it, it was like, oh, hold up, it's cat popping. Yeah, bottles, vip service, wow. So it's the clubs. It's the club, the one that have to club got catfish. Because even if he catfish, a chick or whatever, whatever, who cares? They catfish anyway, with all, with they bat goggles, that's what I'm going to call them with the eyelashes. I'm going to start calling them bat goggles.
Speaker 4Oh, you mean the cumbrellas.
Speaker 2Yeah, the cumbrellas. So I don't want to say the cumbrellas, I'm going to call them. I'm just saying I'm going to call them back.
Speaker 4I didn't make the shit out of them. The hooker in the 1800s, or something.
Speaker 2No 19, something they had to shit out. Oh, that's hilarious, yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what, John? Even in the douche, the douche ourselves.
Speaker 3They should know our voice by now. That's shawar.
Speaker 4Man, we still got to have a degree of professionalism A little bit, that's true.
Speaker 3Some sort yeah To my left is.
Speaker 4I'm going to put it on a rodeo Joe baby, oh hold on, hold on. Rodeo.
Speaker 3I don't want to talk too much about this because it's not till next week, but, joe, I think you owe me an apology for what. What?
Speaker 4do you mean what? What are you apologizing for?
Speaker 3What have we been talking about the last couple of weeks on the show?
Speaker 2Oh, his boy is going through the thing I'm going to let them go, diggers up there, oh well, I guess I'll take that as an apology.
Speaker 3The boardりました and your boys win.
Speaker 2It would be great if you did that as an apology, as an apology with Datoda, I want that to happen for both of you.
Speaker 4I don't want to do it. This is bad.
Speaker 2Sorry, errol, this is bad too, my repetition this is terrible.
Speaker 4Don't send an apology, love Sagittarius. You areения Aaron.
Speaker 1I like John Taylor yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, roger, I love Roger Craig the way he used to pump them knees.
Speaker 4Man, tom Rathman, tom Rathman, they want me a lot of beer at the bar. I can tell you that, yeah, back in the day.
Speaker 2I remember when Ken Norton played for the 49ers.
Speaker 4Ken Norton Jr.
Speaker 2Exactly, yeah, Ken Norton Jr, Let me Somebody be like. Well, I thought he was a boxer.
Speaker 1Yeah, he was a boxer.
Speaker 3Yeah right junior. His dad was a boxer. Right right, right, yeah he was after him.
Speaker 4Oh, Ken Norton or Ken.
Speaker 2Norton, jr Ken Norton, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Well, Joe, he's got some good movies.
Speaker 2Anybody seen Big George? I haven't watched it yet. Yeah, yeah, I've seen it, it's good. Yeah, pretty good. It's called George or Big George right.
Speaker 4I think it's George.
Speaker 2It's on.
Speaker 4Netflix George.
Speaker 3No, I haven't seen it, yeah.
Speaker 2I haven't watched it. I heard it's good.
Speaker 4It's a sitcom.
Speaker 2It ain't gonna make me cry, is it?
Speaker 4No, no no, no, it starts when he was younger.
Speaker 2Oh, okay okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I know a show was recommended to me live.
Speaker 4And they show parts of his comeback. They don't I mean.
Speaker 2Because they, I'm gonna tell y'all right now To me, it ended weird. I ain't even afraid to admit it. I don't know what it is, man. Hey, you start getting older, you start getting a little more sensitive.
Speaker 3Hey, that's true, that is true, I don't know about that. Oh, you don't have no tear ducts.
Speaker 2No, nigga I could watch a commercial, nigga I could start.
Speaker 3Man, there's a movie.
Speaker 4I ain't saying I'll cry but like if it's a trailer or something. I don't watch Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 3No, it might be something like an inspirational movie where you just be like, damn, that's kind of inspirational.
Speaker 4But I'm pretty much sci-fi and horror guy oh okay, that's why you don't.
Speaker 3Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2So even if the like the person gets saved from the killer and maybe like her, okay, third toe, all right, all right Get cut off.
Speaker 4That might have been a scene in a beekeeper, when I was like, oh hell, yeah, I'm almost teared up a little bit, you got choked up.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, I know you can't say it, because that's.
Speaker 4Yeah, the beekeeper. I'm like go see that this weekend.
Speaker 3There ain't no football on. I'm like go see that.
Speaker 2You will not be. It's more exciting than watching a football game. Give me a cheers, probably, besides watching your team.
Speaker 4I'm like that's kind of shit I could imagine doing myself.
Speaker 2Hey, that's, that's the part I'm talking about too. That's the part I'm talking about. You know how I felt with that? Yeah, I'm like dude, my, my pop is that age and I'm working my way towards that, and you're like wait, hold up. No, yeah, yeah, when you see it, when you see it you will know.
Speaker 4No, that's nothing. When you just start forgetting shit, then you gotta like oh, fuck. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1And when can you? Start signing up for all. Check this out.
Speaker 4I wanted to get me some. I'll tell you, I made my mind up. I'm gonna drop a pound a day, every day. That's my right.
Speaker 3Okay, that's my goal. That's hard to do. No, it's not.
Speaker 2A pound a day A pound a day?
Speaker 3No, it's not. That's not healthy, Bro. Okay, all right, let's go back to the same.
Speaker 4I'm gonna tell you what the weight guru says you have enough fat on you the last a whole year. Oh there you go. You know what I'm saying. Like you ain't gonna die if you don't eat, cause you're about to eat all that fat up before you die. So they saying that you gotta have food, but you don't, you just gotta have water Because you have a lot. They're like take fat like you fat.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I've heard that yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, that's true, you won't die you just drink water you'll be hungry to motherfucker.
Speaker 4you won't die, right, right, okay so, but anyway, I was like, okay, I'm gonna stop and get me about five gallons of the steel water and flush out my system first right. And then I forgot what the fuck I was gonna get.
Speaker 5And I put on some.
Speaker 4I was just stopped by the dollar store and I drove by that motherfucker and I said what the fuck I'm gonna get at the dollar store right? I knew I gotta get somebody at the dollar store right, and I like, fuck it, I'm going home.
Speaker 3Cause you forgot what you was getting. I forgot about the water, yeah.
Speaker 4And then I got home right and I'm like man, I suppose we got some fucking water.
Speaker 2And at that point you like the hell we going back right.
Speaker 4Yeah, I ain't going back, Cause you gotta understand, like, if you shop like grocery shopping, all that stuff, every time you go into the store it's gonna be $100. Even if you don't want shit, just end up just getting shit, it just end up being that way. Like you be like I'm gonna go in here, get a loaf of fucking bread and a bottle of milk.
Speaker 2Then you got Oreo cookies. Yeah, you gotta get pizza rolls.
Speaker 4You gotta get some motherfucking jelly and peanut butter. Go to the bread Some drink. Say you know it's fucking $100.
Speaker 2Let me go over to the alcohol section. Now you take that shit. I'm telling you you can test it.
Speaker 4If you, you can take that shit to the car. But in the car I said, oh shit, I forgot to get some potatoes. Go back in that motherfucker, it's gonna be another $70. I'm not fucking with you, bro, that's just the way that shit where I don't know what the fuck it is. That's the way that shit is.
Speaker 2Hey, they did. Hey, I have heard Once again we don't fact check, so when we say them they, we don't know who them they is. It's just we heard it from somewhere.
Speaker 3But they did say that grocery stores are strategically laid out Right they are, you know, in the way they they but you know they make you pass certain dollars to get you.
Speaker 2Now I know this is just to piggyback on what you're saying about weight loss and all that. I noticed that when I'm in a fitness store Now at this point in life, the vitamins I take is what I take. But I still walk in the vitamin shop or the supplement store or whatever sometimes and still look like damn, this look nice, that's nice packaging, this look pretty, this look nice in my pantry. So like what?
Speaker 4the hell. Is that Right? So? The only thing I'm gonna get now. I'm gonna order me some creatine and it's gonna be it Okay.
Speaker 2You take creatine.
Speaker 3Nah, nah, I'm trying to drop my fat first.
Speaker 4Well the thing about it is when you get older, about it produces creatine anyway when you get older it kinda like stops.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, nah, I'll take it.
Speaker 4That's why you're like when you get older they tell you your muscles are gonna disappear. Yeah, pretty much. They stop creatine.
Speaker 2Yeah no that's true.
Speaker 3I'm a creatine man. You gotta stay hydrated with creatine.
Speaker 4You gotta tell me that man. I remember one time I was taking that shit, hitting that ass and my legs cramped up so bad. Oh yeah, nah.
Speaker 3I used to.
Speaker 4I used to have you on creatine and now you gotta sit there and ride it out, cause you can't let her know more. Fuckin' know you cramped right Right.
Speaker 2Did she ask you what happened?
Speaker 4No, man, you gotta ride it out. I'm telling you, bro, you gotta ride it out. See, man, I got some fucked up stories, like the time I was doing leg pressing, I was like I got that on my nuts, damn. Oh my God, bro. And then as soon as I did it, this hot chick walked by, right, so I gotta ride it out, right, like oh, oh, every time I come down, oh, look, that shit was hurting like a mother. Oh man, oh dude, I'm telling you.
Speaker 2Dad, that's hilarious. That's not as funny as shit to happen at the gym.
Speaker 4You know I put on a lot of lotion one time and we're gonna do leg pressing and then that motherfucker shot me right out of the fucking machine. Like phew. I had about a toy up place on that motherfucker, but it came down. That's something. That's something that shot me right out of the damn machine.
Speaker 3What you? What? Did you have a shirt on?
Speaker 4No, motherfucker, I had lotion on me, yeah, but I'm just saying.
Speaker 3Okay, okay.
Speaker 4You had a lot of lotion on.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4I was shining there and glistening.
Speaker 2Just glistening. I gotta say lubricated. I was just talking to somebody we were just talking about that yesterday being lubricated man, there's some gym funnies right there, brother.
Speaker 4Oh, yeah, now we all, we all got some Chicks happen too, like I remember one time we was just checking the chick, she was on the leg pressing her pants are split, right, mm? Did they split right? Yeah, right in the bed, right in the clam, right, oh right, you know, I can see the one with the clam. Yeah, yeah yeah, dang man, we kinda live for shit that day. Duh, you just sitting there, huh I wanted to go tell her, but it was just looking too beautiful. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3You was thinking dinner time. Huh, you nasty bastard man, did you wanna put?
Speaker 4your tongue down there. It could have went either way, though, cause you went to set some tools you been like. Why the fuck you looking down there?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, why you looking down there? I mean, it's only natural for God's sake, especially now.
Speaker 4No, I'm just saying it could have went either way, though. Yeah, yeah that's right.
Speaker 2You see that it's this. I saw this thing on YouTube.
Speaker 4So how you plan for nail you out. You might wanna check that.
Speaker 2It was on YouTube or IG or something where, like, men are going around, you know, with these chicks that's always filming theyself or maybe calling somebody old he's a creeper and all that Like not knowing that Maybe the guy just happened to look at you real quick or, and you know, you just happened to see it and the way you edit it, you probably make it and like pause it, like he didn't look at you for like 12 seconds.
Speaker 2He just glanced over at you or something. But there's a whole bunch of guys now it's complaining, talking about let's get these chicks off, let's get these chicks off the gym sitting up here filming I think it should be illegal to film.
Speaker 4No, it's just the meat market. Man Gym always been a meat market. Well, yeah, but but it's social media.
Speaker 3now I've only seen a couple women filming at the gym, like with the whole ring and everything.
Speaker 2They have. I mean they have a whole little setup. You know, I've never yeah, I've seen that show.
Speaker 3And one was in Chandler and she had it set up. She's doing some leg stuff, right, and I'm sitting here. Did she look, okay? No, no, she was bad.
Speaker 2Okay, no, no, no. No See, that's good to be a training video though she could be making a training video.
Speaker 3What she was wearing, doll.
Speaker 2What she's training for the Squat on that. No, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying like it's content for niggas to look.
Speaker 4You know, as content creators, or whatever they want to call themselves. It's a training video, you know.
Speaker 2Hey, y'all know, technically we content creators. But the thing, about it.
Speaker 4I figured like this here look, and I thought about it long before this shit. I said you know, make like a training video Like.
Speaker 2how to Like how to videos Okay.
Speaker 4That's what they need to be making really, because I like to. It'd be some really Tom Fulverie going on and that, my fuck.
Speaker 2Oh it does. It does Some of the stuff you see in there. You like what?
Speaker 4the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2I saw somebody filming theyself one time. They didn't have the whole setup but you know they buddy was sitting up here like filming them. I think dude had maybe 60, the easy bar curl and, trust me, I wanted to say something. I was like I'm gonna let him go. Yeah, the 60 or the 70, when I'm like dude, you can grab probably the 30 and really really and do it the right way and get more out of it.
Speaker 3Well, right, and the thing is like I saw one chick filming herself. She had a setup and this was at our, our East border. She she had the set up and the camera upstairs filming herself on the treadmill. Okay, so then you walking up, and where the camera was, you kind of have to duck to get around.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Now you make it in a burn, like if we walk through your video.
Speaker 2Now you're gonna do it. All she's gonna do is edit it out anyway. But I get what you're saying, because if I'm filming you, you're trying to be considerate. Yeah, yeah, like I don't want to mess the chicks.
Speaker 3But if I'm filming you like doing squats or something it's more for, hey, let's check your form so you can look at your form no, right, right, right, your mom is gonna be a three second video but yeah, yeah, you check out. But yeah, when they be filming for the content and stuff, they got the whole damn light ring and everything to make sure everything pop, man, that's just too much dawg.
Speaker 4Well, I see, well, I see it. If you're gonna do that, most gyms open up at five. Hey, yeah, go when it's not. That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2Don't go in the middle of the day Clocking up.
Speaker 4No, that's exactly what I said Go either early in the morning, or you can just become a member in a 24 hour one. Yep, go later than that.
Speaker 2Yep, see, that's what I said Early in the morning. Or if you know somebody.
Speaker 4And create to your fucking heart content. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2I agree, because that's once you become, once you start to mix like with the general public, and there's a lot of gentimidation going on To where and I always been that though no, no, no, but what I'm saying is now how many sets you got?
Speaker 4Oh, go ahead, I'm done.
Speaker 2No, it'll do exactly. And you know what the funniest thing is too when you sit up here, you working out, right, and then let's say the girl is getting in she's getting it in next to you. You go to do your thing Like all of a sudden they done, I mean you don't care, but you're like what. You just sat down, you done that fast. You're like bitch, you ain't here to work out. I mean, lady, I'm something about that. You ain't here to work out.
Speaker 3Female friend, you are not here. Yeah, like get out of here.
Speaker 2Like I'm here to work out Like get out man.
Speaker 3But it's just, yeah, I just think it's fine.
Gym Etiquette and Relationship Dynamics
Speaker 2But then you have some other ones. That's about that life. That's like, hey, honey, set you got, Can I work in with you? Oh no, you can't speak to them.
Speaker 4Go right ahead and just give me a minute. Don't you invite a teacher never to talk to somebody while they working out?
Speaker 3Well, someone comes over and be like hey, can I work in with you? You know they're serious about it. Oh yeah, you know what I'm saying? Oh, they no.
Speaker 2You know, there's some ones that I don't know. Fuck that, no. No, they really really get it in You're like you know the ones that serious.
Speaker 1I didn't know that didn't happen.
Speaker 2You know the ones that serious yeah To where like no, they really really work out.
Speaker 4They have their headphones on and then you know the ones that come in. I don't know what I'm doing now. You don't look like you don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2That's all made up. Done up Like.
Speaker 2I mean look nice now. Don't get me wrong, sister, you look great, but you only came in here to make your video amongst the general public at a time, like you said, the gym is super busy. I'm like come on, you need to either come like early in the morning or come way later tonight. Right, and you will be fine. You going there by like 930, 10 o'clock, you good to go on there. I'm going there one time like real late, just to see if I don't open that late, though, they close at 11. Oh, I do that. I don't know.
Speaker 3I think they close at 11.
Speaker 5OK, OK.
Speaker 2Yeah, they used to stay open. They used to stay open Like.
Speaker 5Eos.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. Or see, that's the one you have to go to, because Eos is 24 hours, so I guarantee you probably have somebody in there like third shift making their videos, which you like.
Speaker 4Ok, I know there was certain, certain spoilers that opened at like 25.
Speaker 3They were supposed to be I know the one over by Christian. Yeah, one out there by Christian is, but that's why they rebranded it, because it was supposed to compete with.
Speaker 2Yeah, they spoke, yeah, but then once COVID changed, yeah. La Fitness was kind of more. It's still a couple LA. Like six I know it's the LA. It's the one. It's the LA Fitness over there at Like the one I went to last night is LA Fitness.
Speaker 1Seven thousand Camelback and that one's LA Fitness, I think it's still.
Speaker 2LA Fitness and seven street and bell. They ain't updated yet. Oh yeah, yeah, they ain't did the system.
Speaker 4Yeah, ok, then let's keep this woman bashing shit going, hell yeah.
Speaker 2Y'all ready for the way? Hold on, look, I'm a pull this.
Speaker 4I've been seeing it all over the internet, you know somebody had a comment, I'll make sure. I pull up the right one. Which one we talking about? The one that said men who can cook? Or the one 50-50?
Speaker 2Oh, you know what we can go with the? We're going to go with the. Let's go with the 50-50. No, no, no, no. We can say 50-50. 70-30. We, we're going to go, we're going to go with a. That was a good song by the way, which I'm going to tell you right now. Shit ain't shit wrong with 50-50.
Speaker 470-50. Let's see if you ain't got See, ain't got no goddamn kids or nothing, either Talk about a 50-50, please, oh shit, that's right oh no, no.
Speaker 1They should do though.
Speaker 2They should and that's the jam, not what you were just saying.
Speaker 4So good Loving somebody when somebody loves you back.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And that's a fact.
Speaker 4But, like I said, you talk about that 50-50. So what I think is like it should go by your performance in the bed. So you start off at 50-50. What if you?
Speaker 2perform better than her.
Speaker 4You start off at 50, then it go to 60-40.
Speaker 2So then she got to pay more of the bills.
Speaker 4Right.
Speaker 2OK, I'm down with that.
Speaker 4And then, if it, then she can boost it back up by coming up next time she come around.
Speaker 2Ok, but what if you? You got to have a minute you don't want to? What if you catch a cramp? You ain't got 50-50. What if you catch a cramp and your back go out?
Speaker 4She ain't going to know that, not even if your back go out.
Speaker 1She ain't going to know that Damn Got to roll with it.
Speaker 4She might know the next morning yeah.
Speaker 2Like damn I can't get up off the floor. You didn't mess around, you didn't blew my back out for real.
Speaker 4Crawling and shit.
Speaker 2Why you crawling to the bathroom?
Speaker 4My back got blowed out. So you started up to serious, though you started at 50-50, right, ok, you know what I'm saying. And then you work your way there, like you stay at 50-50, you don't even kill the sexual tension and everything is even killed. But when you fucking drop off, hey you know what? You didn't do your shit last night. So you know you're going to have to pay up.
Speaker 2Yeah, they said wait, that's what. Hold on, this is the 50-50. Yeah, I'm looking for. Ok here we go right here. All right, now. This says the title a woman is going viral for making a list of things men do that are considered sassy.
Speaker 4But what does she mean by sassy? That's what I know. I don't know. What does she mean by sassy? I don't understand. No, that's what I said when she said sassy, is that a good thing or a bad?
Speaker 2thing. No, I'm thinking she means sassy, like y'all can Google it. It's attractive young lady.
Speaker 4I want to know what sassy means, because these young kids language now you don't know what the fuck they talking about.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that is true. Yeah, so we can't really speak on that because I don't know what sassy means Maybe. You can Google. You can Google and put it. Oh, that was a good one, the fuck they talking about. You can put it in, because when I hear sassy, I mean kind of gay.
Speaker 3Yeah, like sassy.
Speaker 2Sassy and sissy is all the same to me. Same thing, sassy and sissy.
Speaker 4I hope that ain't what it means.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean that's how I look.
Speaker 4I'm going to have to go find her. Call me a sissy. I'm going to have to go find her.
Speaker 2Shit, joe, you know how to cook. Lock me up, Throw away the key. So look, all right here, we go right here. So once again it says woman goes viral for making a list. Oh no, I like it that things men do that are considered sassy.
Speaker 4That's what I'm talking about, right there.
Speaker 2So sassy is good.
Speaker 3What is it To me?
Speaker 4it is.
Speaker 3Definition of sassy objective improperly forward or bold. That's right. Improperly forward or bold.
Speaker 4Smart and wise forward. Use of temperament or behavior, lack in restraint.
Speaker 2Well, listen, listen if she was giving a compliment, why they trolling her? Yeah, so that's not a compliment in if they trolling her Because everybody else is thinking about sassy the same way we did. Well, I'm just going to speak for the masses.
Speaker 3Well, go down the list, because some stuff can be considered.
Speaker 2Now I'm going to tell you right now. She got me on three or four of them. I don't know which ones they are, but we're going to. Here we go. Number one can cook. I'm not on that list.
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, I can cook, joe can really cook.
Speaker 2I can, I'm a survival. I mean I'm a survival. No, when they say can cook, yeah, I know what you mean. No, they mean can cook.
Speaker 3Like Joe level.
Speaker 2Yeah, I can't cook like that. I can just cook like I'm all of that shit. Oh, I'm a survivor. You know, I'm all of that shit. Y'all y'all make like y'all got signature dishes. No, I ain't got no signature dish. No, nigga, you got a signature dish, Nigga, you bought it over Joe's house before. What was that stuff you bought over Joe's in one time for the fantasy drive? Sure.
Speaker 3I don't remember Dirty rice.
Speaker 2It might have been, but that's a signature dish though. So if you have a signature dish, you can cook in my book, right? So I mean he sassy. So that's one for y'all, sassy.
Speaker 4You sassy.
Speaker 2Or hey, no, hey no, I'm going to tell you. I'm going to let you know, because I already looked at the list and it's just. I'm not for the can cook part, all right. So number two oh, are you with women they don't know on the internet? No, don't do that. Yeah, all right, so we're going to go past that.
Speaker 4Now just read them all. Fuck, oh, we'll get a better. What she mean, what she thinks sassy mean OK, well, here you go.
Speaker 2Ones can cook. Are you with a woman they don't know on the internet? Number three let their girl. Let their girl pump their own gas. Now I will tell you. I do think that's funny Sometimes when I'm at the gas station and I see a dude in the car. I'm talking about and I know I'm not talking about a little boy or like a little- brother or anything but look like they could be a couple or same age or whatever.
Speaker 2And the chick is pumping her gas and the dude is sitting in there. Now I would. No, I will pump the gas all the time. No, yeah, yeah, there's nothing to matter with that, that's just being a gentleman yeah.
Speaker 3I agree.
Speaker 1I agree.
Speaker 2OK, it says. Number four was are you on the internet? Oh just, are you on the internet? Or internet beef? I do it. That, don't do that. Expect their girl to go 50, 50 on bills. Oh yeah, yep, I understand what the problem is. I'm sassy so that that that they got me right there. Oh where tidy whiteies? No, I don't know, I don't know. Do they do that? It's probably like oh, I'm on the title why does that sound deliverance?
Speaker 4It's not when you watch the liverance.
Speaker 2It says brush the back of their tongue. Oh, a man that brushed the back of their tongue and gag I do that sometimes Like when you know when you brush, you know you like what she think nigga. Like.
Speaker 4At least I'm brushing the back of my tongue, you don't gag, you fucking suck at that.
Speaker 2Yeah, you should have a gag reflex. Hey, that is true, because you ain't nothing, you ain't used to nothing being that far back you like.
Speaker 4That's like putting that ring in your tongue all the way back there. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, put that tongue ring that deep in your throat.
Speaker 2Hey, if the nigga don't gag, he sucks dick. That's what we going with, and we stand by it, nigga almost throw up. All right Call target oh call target Tarjay. Now I do one of my boys.
Speaker 4That's all in jest, bro. They ain't gonna do it like in jest I always just call it target. Yeah.
Speaker 2I mean, everyone's always thought it was funny.
Speaker 3In jest, you might say yeah, might say, I'm going to Tarjay just to be, but not yeah.
Speaker 4Just being funny In jest, yeah, I'm a Walmart cat anyway, you know I'm from the hood, I don't fuck with target either. Then you got no kind of food selection in that bitch.
Speaker 2I'm a Walmart. Hey, wait real quick. Have you been to the target on 19th? And Bethany Home oh my god, you might want to go that. Listen, because you know Bethany Home can go one or two ways Is sugar or shit. Bethany Home is obviously, and Bethany Home is sugar or shit.
Speaker 4It's dumb about Bethany, anyway, but here's the.
Speaker 2Thing.
Speaker 4That's dumb about Bethany.
Speaker 2They got Bethany Home for the sugar part, because, man, I was just in there yesterday Dog, I'm in there, I almost grabbed lunch. I'm looking at all the stuff they was making and like the little food selection, like damn I'm going to come here for lunch Is what if you're over by 19th to Bethany Home?
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4Go check out that target in there, I'm checking out.
Speaker 2Yeah, you won't be disappointed. All right, let's see. It's like sprouts, right.
Speaker 4Like they got to. They got to. They got to win the best kept secrets. I like sprout. They fuck with sandwiches.
Speaker 1Yeah you see, I know.
Speaker 2Sonia always went to.
Speaker 1Sprouts, oh sprouts, so it was just good.
Speaker 2Then I'm just like, ok, yeah, I do. Yeah, I like sprout, sprout. Sometimes I got that little meatball, Whatever you can just throw like in a microwave or throw it in the oven.
Speaker 4You got to go to the deli man you like. Damn, this is good. Go to sprout deli. I'm heat that mouth.
Speaker 3You know, I also got good food AJ's.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's high bra.
Speaker 2You and that, you and that you and that expensive. You go to 67th and the one on one.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, see that's that.
Speaker 2That's that high class neighborhood he live in. You know, we don't have no.
Speaker 3AJ's over here, you go in there and you actually you can get plates and stuff.
Speaker 2All right, aj Breakfast. Yeah, yeah, no, actually I have. Well, I had AJ years ago On, ray Rowe ran it.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4I know, I knew a guy used to cook over at AJ's.
Speaker 2Yeah, and it's called AJ it's called AJ's fine food right. Yeah.
Speaker 4Boy, look at that. And a guy used to cook at AJ's.
Speaker 2All right, here's the next one, that's he was sassy too. Yeah right, number nine. So wait, what about the people that work at McDonald's that do fries or Burger?
Speaker 4King, that's short order, so they don't really care. So.
Speaker 2OK, so they're not considered sassy then.
Speaker 4No, all right Short order.
Speaker 2Number nine is drink out of a straw.
Speaker 4I did that yesterday.
Speaker 2No, here's the thing. So do they were frozen? Does she mean drink out of a straw, if I'm just at the crib with a glass of juice and I'm drinking it? Or does she mean the Mcdonalds I'm at Harkins, at, said, wherever place that serves your drink with a straw? Come on now, girl. She can't be serious about a drink out of a straw. I hope not.
Speaker 3I mean, maybe she's talking about like a Stanley cup with a straw.
Speaker 2All right, now I'm going to tell you right now, shout out to C Breezy, because I love Chris Brown, but that mean he's super sassy because he can do it. Usher to. And oh, marion, I'm gonna do my three favorite dancers right there besides Michael Jackson, but you know Michael Jackson is no longer with us. So it says know how to dance too good. Now, what in the hell is that?
Speaker 3Makes no sense to me none.
Discussion on Changing Tires and Homophobia
Speaker 2Let's see another one. Don't know oh yeah, don't know how to change the tire or do a oil change. Wait, I'm gonna tell you this. You can call me sassy because I know how, but I will not do a oil change. But I'm sure if I love and I would know how I really pay attention when my pop was doing it I know how to change a tire. I just choose not to, why, when I pay for roadside assistance, I'm just gonna sit here and wait for the tow truck. So I'm sassy right there. Then Wear a fanny pack. Now listen, I Got one that I put on. Well, actually I don't even use it that much. I need to use it more. I'm riding on motorcycle Sometimes like if I want to wear my backpack.
Speaker 2I just throw on my little Nike fanny pack Shout out to the swoosh. Yes, Semestuff. No. I don't know what number 13 is. I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 3I think it says our homophobic.
Speaker 2Damn, she asked that out for, or did somebody do that I? Don't know, someone did it, but hey, well, I mean, is that a bad word? I don't think. Homophobic, homophobic.
Speaker 3I mean who? That makes you sassy if you're homophobic. Yeah, I would think that would make you less sassy.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4Yeah, I think in her mind. But we got well let's get the one more, though that means you're pretty much gay, yeah, but then you post too many pictures on social media. I think that was the last. I think she's trying to say you gay.
Speaker 1Now.
Speaker 3If you're homophobic. Homophobic people are gay. Homophobic people are gay, most of them. Why?
Speaker 2You think?
Speaker 4because they scared, like they think it's contagious.
Speaker 3Most homophobic. Homophobic people are gay or aren't gay.
Speaker 4They say they are so most homophobic people are.
Speaker 3That doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4No, they don't they fighting it. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2So just so basically. They're basically in a closet right, they don't.
Speaker 5Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4They tore and they torn, you got to be comfortable with your resistance as a toy.
Speaker 2You're lucky, had a song name torn. I like it. Shout out to the toy I like it most people that are gay or pretty much.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're out now. If you like to be around gay people, why don't?
Speaker 3it makes you uncomfortable, why because you're gay or I mean it might make you uncomfortable because you don't want to say I got and I'll be honest, like if I see two dudes kissing them in a film that I cringe, like because to me is like I don't really cringe, but I'm like gonna go with that shit again.
Speaker 4Yeah, I just mean that's cringe because, Brokeback Mountain.
Speaker 2Yeah, I never seen it. I mean either see real niggas. I saw it. Yeah, I never said.
Speaker 4I've never seen here, by all I know, is I wish.
Speaker 2I could quit you.
Speaker 1That was ain't that a quote in there? I?
Speaker 2think so yeah, hey, one of them dudes is a good movie yeah. Yeah, he's, yeah, he's like yeah but, um, I got y'all heard it was a good movie though, but I heard it too but yeah.
Speaker 4You. My wife was trying to get me to watch it.
Speaker 3I choked up at the end.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna lie you cried, I cry stop it, stop it I'm gonna show this sensitive side.
Speaker 2Are you home?
Speaker 4No no. I only think I would say about the is that you're saying like to two guys, two girls kissing and it's just that they have a like, have a tendency to just overdo it. No, I'm saying okay, we get sure the lock now. No, I'm just saying now back in the day.
Speaker 2You know, they never know.
Speaker 4Just say, I see two girls Right. They hold their hands. That's not big problem, they ain't kissing and all that shit.
Speaker 3But I'm the problem with the girls.
Speaker 2But what I'm saying is we get it. Yeah, no, I know I get what he's saying. Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 4Like there's no now you're just there's nobody that I'm telling you. There's no human beings On the planet that affectionate. Yeah, some of the shit you be seeing, you know me like just overdo it.
Speaker 2Yeah, like it's not. It's not real, but you're only doing it because that's like a game here's. Here's another thing now, totally off the subject, but that's exactly what we do here. Now you know the commercials. Now how come every damn couple is mixed, or how come every couple got a mixed kid, or?
Speaker 4I'm just saying I know, I know, I'm just saying you would never see but you never, ever see a black family ever. It's gonna be a white. It's gonna be a black woman with a white dude. Gonna be a black dude with a white dude. I've seen the black family before. No, you didn't, I don't know. Commercial.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I've seen it black family. I'm just saying, like, just what commercial is that?
Speaker 3I mean.
Speaker 2I can't, I can't so you talking about what, mom Dad? And the child just he was saying with you.
Speaker 3Okay, what I can't? I know, I know.
Speaker 2I know I'm saying McDonald's commercials. I'm saying I'm saying shit, my ass like in a family, walk in to the, to the store.
Speaker 4They gonna have a white kid with them. The motherfuckers ain't gonna be all black. I can tell you that what? And now, if you do see one on there, it's gonna be a motherfucking AIDS or herbie commercial. I'm being real with you.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 4I want you to show me that motherfucker, but you'll see.
Speaker 2You'll see the white dude all black family, the only reason I like in a white kid, or they have a mixed kid in there somewhere right. No, that's the reason why I bought it up, cuz now how you were saying you see the two, you see the two men kissing, you see the two women kissing. And just now, and I'm just comparing it to way back like in the 80s, like if you would have said I'm gonna look for TD Jakes. Then what TD Jakes do?
Speaker 4he's gonna be having. He's gonna be having fair with the dude, oh, oh oh. No, we in fact say allegedly, allegedly, tell the truth and shame the devil. He alleges will be having a fair with a dude or something. Allegedly.
Speaker 2You gonna find it, oh, td Jakes.
Speaker 4Don't look it up.
Speaker 3I know.
Speaker 2I know I'm gonna say the parent pay attention to every damn commercial.
Speaker 4I watched them down there. I know it's been a minute.
Speaker 1No, not since not since the me too.
Speaker 4You know, that's it. You ain't seen it. I mean, if you can see it, you go. If you go back to like fucking, oh yeah, like back, no no, yeah, no, I'm mean 789 is like, but 2022-2023 now you ain't see that shit, no man anyway.
Speaker 2Okay, we can get back to the Overdoing it with a minute kissing and better adapt, for you find that shit.
Speaker 4With the man kissing.
Speaker 2I know.
Speaker 3I'm Recorded. I'm a senator jump.
Speaker 4Yeah, well, you were 12, might have seen it, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, no, we've, we're going 2022, 2023, 2022 2021 you ain't gonna see that shit.
Speaker 42020 Damn he giving us a three-year.
Speaker 2He giving us a yeah, yeah or three year in a couple months. I watch a lot of TV, bro.
Speaker 4And I got insomnia and I know I'm tell you about insomnia you got insomnia. Three things gonna happen. You gonna be in shape, right, that's one. Oh, you don't get rich. Big dick, because then the three infomercials you gonna see he late at night, cuz they got the mouth fucking Growth peels at late at night. They got the motherfucking get rich quick schemes and they got damn shake weight.
Speaker 2They do see the parent be like All the infomercials gonna see these days, I'm sure you know how they do all the infomercials.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah and that's all you're gonna see these they bro. I'm dead serious, I am telling you that's funny. Or both might get rich in shape and have a big dick if you buy all that shit.
Speaker 2Like hey, I got it all. No.
Speaker 4I got it all. God damn it. Well, I can say you go three inches, his motherfucking two weeks I got, and then they have the one that come across on the end on your on your computer. Now I said, yeah, you want to have growth, this in that and it's some fucking gummies, cbd gummies. I went in to click down Okay, I'll bite, and you order the CBD gummies. You, out of your mind, got CBD gummies in there now and shit ain't group shit, fuck you talking about. Well, these are special CBD gummies I get the fuck out of here hey they lying towards?
Speaker 4yes, they are.
Speaker 3Yeah, I ain't seen an infomercial a long time on.
Speaker 4On the three you on the sea right there, bro, unless you're a QVC fan. Qvc still around hell, yeah a.
Speaker 3QVC boy what?
Speaker 2about home shopping network? Is that?
Speaker 4Yes, you didn't go on the where. Still be buying stuff on this like paparazzi jewelry. You think that's it going anywhere. Fuck, and you got all these women selling paparazzi. You buy a biobus of paparazzi and see what happens. Hey, I got you something that paparazzi get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3I see they got the lab. Leave them on lab grown diamonds now, hey that a, they always had that.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, no, but I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4Take it from somebody that knows the diamonds that they take they take the coal, trust me and they put it.
Speaker 2I know an expert Trust me. No, that shit is that shit is legit. Yeah.
Speaker 4They ain't the same value as a natural diamond. Oh, not the same value, but I only want to speak out of turn, like, like, cuz I'm not the expert but no, I I'd seen, I mean years ago, like just like fucking 70s, 80s, and they would take coal and they put it in this thing. They fucking heat it up and press it and press it, and press it turns into a diamond.
Speaker 2Right, that's like remember who saw that movie what's called black diamonds, right? I never watched that either. I heard it was sad. That's, that's Just on yeah, I think what it is for the cold.
Speaker 4Yeah, they blacked and they full of cold. Their diamonds but they pull the cold black, given a black color. I Think that's where it works. But see, when they check the diamonds, if they real, they put it on the microscope. They look for cold specs in it, specs of coal. Make sure it's authentic. If it's crystal clear and you can see through it, it's not real. It's not. It's a man-made diamond was glass.
Speaker 3I. Never understood why that stuff got so much value to it like the diamonds and stuff, gold and all that.
Speaker 2How did that?
Speaker 3man, I know it is a rare metal, yeah, but is it that rare?
Speaker 4Yeah it's even rare right now, because they dug it all up Right now. All they do is get that's why.
Speaker 2That's probably why they're making a lab.
Speaker 4Because the thing is it's like all you dig now Out of the gold mines, now they don't get nuggets, they get gold dust. Yeah, but I just use all that mercury to bond it, to make it bond together. Who said okay?
Speaker 3I'm gonna make this thing valuable.
Speaker 4Right. Well, the gold is more value, because that's what we need to make computers and shit.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, but diamonds and and, and I don't know why, diamonds, because it's shiny.
Speaker 4They have the VVS, all that. I'm gonna be using crystals and shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, crystals like, just like Star Trek, so just like.
Speaker 2Star Trek. They know we had characters on the show.
Speaker 4She out there saying man, but I mean, when you start looking at the weird shit, like you know they got that. They found that rock in in Africa or whatever that holds. Electricity is electrically charged rock and it has enough electricity like a car battery Rock by this being you can Jump start a car with it.
Speaker 3You been watching way too much black. I told you man.
Speaker 4Electric charge rock.
Speaker 2If you want to be you want to be serious about it.
Speaker 4Haiti is Wakanda, if you want to be serious about it, because that's where the meteor crashed in Haiti years ago. That's where we're metal.
Speaker 2So so Haiti is actually Wakanda yeah.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 1It is.
Speaker 2So now just does the DR vibranium do? Do they get any benefits from it, or who the DR? No it just it's saying like if you think about it, like Haiti is.
Speaker 4Haiti had a lot of gold back in the day. Now, allegedly, one of the larger free nations sent in their special forces and took all their gold, assassinated the president, allegedly.
Speaker 2Well.
Speaker 4I want to get picked off. So nobody don't know where the gold went, though All they took all the gold out Haiti, allegedly. Oh, you found it.
Speaker 3Was. Oh, what's fake back check.
Speaker 2So so Joe, joe's Joe said, if he's believing the AI again the internet.
Speaker 4You that? Just so you don't. So they can. They can. They don't hunt, they don't they take, they give you the misinformation and this AI boy this AI stuff is taking over yeah it's crazy. They give you misinformation so you don't think about them bombing down in the Congo and all that shit Strip mining and all that shit going on in Congo. Kill the giant gorillas and shit. That's all fake too, then I.
Speaker 4See, look, I don't think they get all the cobalt and shit out of there. You say we sit up here, we talk about.
Speaker 2I'm just saying one for the con go, I see list.
Speaker 4They couldn't make.
Speaker 2They couldn't make gold diamonds, don't you know? Diamonds are girls pass.
Speaker 1I'm just fraying.
Speaker 3Joe. So Joe, enough assassinated.
Speaker 4No, no no, they can't fuck. They can't fuck you. I'm protected by the voodoo lady. Come on, man. You know that, miss Rudolph.
Speaker 2Hey, is that? Uh? Oh no, what's one is miss Cleo. Remember what? Where's miss Cleo? Somebody said she lived in Florida.
Speaker 4Miss Cleo, you know they put that woman in jail for fraud. Man, Come on.
Speaker 2Niggin. All these other people are here with.
Speaker 4Oh man, they put that woman in jail for.
Speaker 2I don't know if she probably out now, but she wasn't paying her taxes, or what I. Think they ran down on miss Cleo. That's right man, miss Cleo from Cleveland or something. You don't even have that accent I don't think I like. Miss Cleo, hey, hello for you.
Speaker 4Oh I.
Speaker 2Didn't you ever think about calling them numbers? Oh miss Cleo pass. Shout out to miss Cleo.
Speaker 3All right, she came out as a lesbian. Oh, miss Cleo, did. She had Cholorectal Cancer, oh shit, died in 2016.
Speaker 2Oh wow, I P miss Cleo.
Speaker 4Man.
Speaker 2He went after her for fraud and all kinds of stuff I am, and then and she came out as a lesbian, they didn't even have to put all that in there, yep she's only 53 years old when she passed. What was she from Watch? This is gonna say, like Dallas, texas or Cleveland, ohio, why Los Angeles? Miss Cleo was. And then she had an accent. Remember, miss Cleo had an accent. You was like, come on, miss Cleo, you.
Speaker 3Hey you. What was he talking about earlier? We first sat down.
Speaker 2I'm old now, man.
Speaker 3Oh, do you remember Vision pro guess what just popped up on my phone.
Speaker 2So you're watching you and he won't even have an apple.
Speaker 3I don't have Apple. That's nuts. It was talking about vision. Apple vision pro should just pop the phone a.
Speaker 4Because you gonna buy one for your kid. Hell, no, hey, what's your mouth saying? 3500.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think you are. No, I'm not, you mean seven and wait.
Speaker 4You know you're gonna get you cuz you.
Speaker 2You just said. I said you and your son Seven thousand. My dad ain't never took me to AJ.
Speaker 3I want to. I want to AJ's while he was at practice.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2We used to just go to IGA and giant eagle.
Speaker 3Thousand.
Speaker 2Look how much did it cost, like like 3,500 right, 3,500, 3,900.
Speaker 3Store Apple vision pro.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I got my God. What do I say? They can't be that much. 3,500. It's it is, or 291 dollars a month. You can get it for 291 dollars a month. For how long? For 12 months.
Speaker 4She, you get that shit off T-Move and they right.
Speaker 3That's true. That's true. Be the same damn thing.
Speaker 4I'll be Now that. Now that's funny. Right there, watch them get. I'm gonna order one off T-Move and bring it up here.
Speaker 3About three years. Watch is gonna be $200 and everybody's gonna know.
Speaker 2But you know, they said it's supposed to be nice.
Speaker 4Best buy had the same thing like not not that, but best buy have the glasses. That looks like a 50 inch TV.
Speaker 3Just go get an Oculus.
Speaker 4Yeah, but they bokeh. They have the glasses.
Speaker 2And then make it look like you watching the movie screen. Yeah, I saw cuz the Oculus you can watch Netflix and stuff on there. Huh, have you watched the movie on? I watched.
Speaker 3I watched one. Yeah, I did, did you feel, did you feel like? You was in the theater or you just kind of has like a little theater mode. Yeah. So, you sitting on a couch and it just shows a big screen.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, I know, I put some on before and it looked like you know, like you, in the apartment. I'm like damn, this is a nice spot. Yeah, it was like they, like they were in New York, mm-hmm. And then I saw another one where it looked like they were at At a resort. Oh yeah, you can say you looking around like background settings.
Speaker 3Look around, you be watching the movie. Look around to the side and they say you can go.
Speaker 2You can go to the club. Yeah, I mean it's other people like you at home.
Speaker 3I'm at home talking about that. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4Same thing from black mirror.
Speaker 2No, no, that's what I was saying. No, no, that was gay.
Speaker 4That was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 2You ain't gonna do it, joe.
Speaker 1No, I know, we keep asking you.
Speaker 4No, can't even do it for the team, bro.
Speaker 2So. So if you meet a nice young lady in the virtual world, you ain't gonna like quarter, like, give her flowers, like a. You want to go to the Mm-hmm what is Jimmy Buffett? Or coke, what is it? Cocoa Cabana. Take her to Cocoa Cabana, to Sahara's in Vegas. You know, with the Oculus or with all of them little vision things, you can go wherever you want to go. And I'm looking at this. Uh, I think they probably tired of me going on here For the I'm trying to hit my little thing. Yeah, I think they probably didn't shut me out. Okay, I was on my little, my little bonvoi, merry-out bonvoi. So for a little Vacation okay, they got, so I found one 516,000 Nine nights.
Speaker 2They won't let me go back, they won't let me click no more.
Speaker 3I think they tired of me half a million for nine nights Look the Mardee's.
Speaker 4Damn okay. So what about this 50-50 thing? What was that all about?
Speaker 2Oh, with the 50-50. Oh shit, I can play that one. See that that one. Well, we'll need to read no less.
Speaker 4Here we go right here what's a 50-50 hold up?
Speaker 1I won't try to hear.
Speaker 2Boom, hold up, y'all ready. I Wrote a song about the one here to here ago.
Speaker 5As a man, there are certain things that's mandatory that you should pay for in a relationship with a woman. Okay, for example, her rent. That's number one. No woman should be paying her own rent. If she's in a relationship with a man, all right, her car payment, her light bill, her groceries. Absolutely, she should never pay for groceries, her gas, her Insurance, because I mean, if you're paying her car payment, you might as well pay the insurance as well cat don't you care about her safety?
Speaker 5Yeah, pay the insurance. Shopping okay. Your woman should never have to spend her own money to shop. I mean, what is the point of her having sex with you for her good health? No, take her shopping Diamonds, okay. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. So if you're in a relationship with a woman, it is mandatory that by the six-month mark, you buy her some diamonds, okay. And if you're a girl, one surgery, pay for it. Why not guess who's gonna enjoy it? You. So, yes, get her a new pair of jugs, because I'm gonna enjoy them.
Speaker 2Ugly babies you about to give me it's for your benefit.
Speaker 5Pay for her titties, oh.
Speaker 3My god, she said, she said a lot, she never.
Speaker 4Man fuck that. All right, hold on, let's see what homeboy said hold up, hold up Once.
Speaker 2Mention marriage, love submission or anything she's gonna do for the man. Pay attention.
Speaker 3She.
Speaker 2Just say all she mentioned was good sex and how we know you give good sex.
Speaker 4What the thing about it is? I doubt it.
Speaker 2I'm gonna tell you this she talking like that.
Speaker 3I doubted she did good hearing that just big it just pissed off. No, you don't piss me off.
Speaker 2I'm gonna tell you why I'm not mad. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you why I'm not mad.
Speaker 4And I'm well first off and I realize I gotta pay a little bit.
Speaker 2Hey, but look, I understand, she literally, she literally just made that to go viral.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2She had. I mean which?
Speaker 4I can't believe what she's saying.
Speaker 2No, she doesn't. She's not even Just watching it and send her mannerisms.
Speaker 4Yeah, y'all can look. Look at, the thing is like if you do what she says, right, you're looking at At least four to five grand a month, no, and? And she ain't giving a fuck where you live. That dog. That's what it's all right, right, pay your own shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, dog, exactly. So I'm paying yours and I'm paying mine.
Speaker 4And otherwise she's saying that she needs to move in with you dog. Because if you pan that way, you can pay one rent.
Speaker 2Oh, pretty much she forcing her way into your first of all.
Speaker 4First of all, here's the thing you can see, where the mind said that, right there, oh, you need to pay her rent. Okay, if you that serious about the shit, right, why you even got rent in the first place. It should be a mortgage and we'll step that shit up. All right, right, and we all know mortgage a lot cheaper than rent, true? So why not? Why are you gonna go with rent? Oh, I'm gonna get you 2400 off of a month for rent when you can have a $1100 more. Yeah, see what I mean, right? So so that just the mindset. Right there is just flawed. Right there, you know. And the car payment, right.
Speaker 4So, so the car.
Speaker 2I'm gonna get a car from buy here, pay here car pay. I Right, so if you can pay Just about like 650. That's about 600 if you can pay rent and you might have you.
Speaker 4Well, you know that, we all know that car every time there's every time there's dual vehicles in relationship, the man, because I always, you know me, yeah, I mean just what it is and that's the least you could do. Right, like okay, yeah, you take the good car, you know I'll take the shitty car right, you know you don't need to be breaking down, I get that right?
Speaker 2no, I'm just saying, that's understood.
Speaker 4But see, at this point then you should be. Y'all should be living together, right? And if I'm buying diamonds we live in together. Oh dog, you know, I mean she said six months. In six months you got about diamond man. If I get diamonds right, that's kind of fast. Well, six months, you give a motherfucker diamond in six months. You've been out ever in your life. Tell me no ever, ever.
Speaker 2She better just keep her mouth open.
Speaker 4I walk in that mother. My dick ain't got to work. Just lay there, I'll figure something out.
Speaker 2Yeah, right, what she tears you got a headache, fuck that. It's that time of the month.
Speaker 4If I'm doing all that, I mean if you think about it, right, I mean it's just. It's just if you're doing all that and you all need to be living together because you can skim down.
Speaker 2No, no, no, true, true, you know I mean, that's why I listen.
Speaker 4She don't, she don't, she don't want to be.
Speaker 3Nothing. She didn't say nothing about living, she, she won't her, she won't the money.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm gonna do it like this. You want the, you want, you want the money Without the sin. Yeah, I and you got it you there, go hand in hand.
Speaker 2I say she want to play on the playground or she want to be on the playground but she don't want to play. You want, you want all. You Want all the activity without being fit Exactly, you know that she ain't giving up.
Speaker 4No goddamn. Six thousand all the month with Kuchy, no no, ain't no Kuchy worth no six thousand?
Speaker 3Yes, it is.
Speaker 4I'm just saying what she ain't giving up six thousand, all with Kuchy, my mother, your woman love you and care about you.
Speaker 3She should let you hit it every day, regardless.
Speaker 4You ain't gonna do that. They gotta love you and all that. You don't want the love not every day. Joe, come on, hey, I'm not gonna let you hit every day, man, I was married, yeah but you get married. You get that shit but once a month. But ideally you want to shit every day. You fuck around, do it at midnight on the last day of the month.
Speaker 3Too much I did. I did. You want it every day. Every day right now, every single day. I need a break. I'm not a machine.
Speaker 4When you want, when you, when it's somebody you like really into, or if you can get it without all the extra shit you know right right, right, you know I mean, you can get it every day.
Speaker 2If you can get it with a little shit, but that's a lot of extra shit come along with it.
Speaker 5So you just kind of no but, there's a lot of extra shit come along with it.
Speaker 4So you say, dial it back you know, I'll take once a week, or you know whatever, if I don't have to deal with all that.
Speaker 2Right, once a week is fantastic, I think. I'm just saying, though, if you don't have some people like, thank you, if you do it once a week is because you don't
Speaker 4know, cuz you don't want to deal with all the other shit like what around holdings public.
Speaker 1Oh my, and now I'll talk to one of my friends today about that.
Speaker 4You know, walk around hell. And I don't do it Because in the growing up our house wasn't an affection. The house like you know me, you know, you know I mean.
Speaker 5I could like.
Speaker 4I told myself I could count on my hand how many times my mom said I love you, we're growing up. Okay, we got grown. It went from Well, I think when she got about 50, 60, she said oh, I love y'all, I love y'all. And then she got a little older, so I love you, that's how I went. Okay, so it ain't something we said, but you understood right.
Speaker 3Right right.
Speaker 4So, even to the like today, even to this day, like I, let's you know, you don't really come out my mouth like You'll tell your daughters you. They say to me I'll say it, but you won't just straight up.
Speaker 3I want to initiate it now. Yeah, I tell my boys every day I love them.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's you but that's just wait, but see you. You raised different from us. We wouldn't like that.
Speaker 2No, I get it. Hey, I understand that. Yeah, I appreciate them putting it out there.
Speaker 4No, but I'm just saying we wouldn't raise like that. That's why it's like that. It ain't because we don't care.
Speaker 3Right, we wouldn't raise like that. Yeah, you know me. No, I understand. No, trust me, I get it.
Speaker 2My pop. Be like I'm hip, I was like, even as a kid see you go there.
Speaker 4Okay, just say, you come home, you take out the trash, you got clean the yard, all that shit. You think you're gonna get a good job Fuck no you could have what you're supposed to do Some stuff you know, I mean, like all you kids are crazy. They give us no praises and shit.
Speaker 2They want to be padded on the back now.
Speaker 4I ain't. We get none of that.
Speaker 2Like did I do good Hell, no, you supposed to.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'm just saying that's just where we I was raised we wouldn't. It wasn't on affection to family or nothing. But if you touch anybody else in the family, you them longer family. You got about ass. What become about eight people?
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, very, I get it, I get you know but that was that have to do it, getting it to three times.
Speaker 4If you doing it two or three times a week now you got to deal with. Now you got to bring the affectionate shit in there. You know I'm saying One time a week you ain't really got to do it, but two or three times now you got a cuddle. You just walk in the room, be like a cuddle now and soon a position.
Speaker 2Face the hair boy you know what time it is. Face the bathroom You're gonna get face down, ass up.
Speaker 4You only do that when they ain't that cute. You don't want to be, you don't want to go missionary.
Speaker 2Then hold up, lay down. I want to look at your face.
Speaker 3Take these three minutes.
Speaker 2I want to see it.
Speaker 4Ain't nothing, man. I'm saying everything premeditated now, bro, you know, ain't no play, no motherfucking spontaneous shit over here. No more is for everything planned Blue two.
Speaker 2I'm dead.
Speaker 4No, but like you said, get it three for three times a day. She, that's a great thing. But then you got to deal with the emotional motion.
Speaker 3Man.
Speaker 2Hey.
Speaker 4Email us. Oh yeah, I do nobody's talking podcast. The two actors that's saying that song. I do this for the dick. Oh, it was Regina Hall.
Speaker 2And and, oh my god, what's homegirl from Insecure? Well, the one I saw was Now that that was what she in there he's right yeah so it was anyway. It was Easter Ray, and Regina Hall. Huh, oh yeah, oh yeah. No, regina Hall and Easter Ray, yeah man listen what you gonna do for the day.
Speaker 5Oh yeah.
Speaker 3I'm about to catch you slipping.
Speaker 2What you gonna do for Easter Ray and Regina Hall. That's the least worth of weeks paycheck, huh.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, man, you tell me I ain't. No, goddamn, that's where I was a coochie right there.
Speaker 3You just gotta give it to him once.
Speaker 4You give it to him once you pound you do it. Now you ain't got a pound it, but if you do it right, get it in there. They'll come back. Oh yeah, they want to get it, yeah they go slumming like I'm over. Don't tell nobody, I'm here I.
Speaker 2Won't tell nobody me.
Speaker 4Anyway, I will give me that you was, you was, you was.
Speaker 2Is right from it's secure, pretty dark chip with pretty teeth.
Speaker 3Ah, she got some pretty Put on the phone.
Speaker 2That is hilarious dog.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's could be your pick up my look. You might give me that person. Ain't nobody gonna blame me. I already got the peeling system.
Speaker 2Anybody got any? Oh, our guy comes out. They don't make no, jellison right on. Tell him when people gonna look at what about uh, what's that one?
Speaker 4the book of book of who? It didn't come out or it came and went that fast man you know, Two days.
Speaker 3But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That and this one is a movie called American fiction that's supposed to be real, real good and oh, I think that one you saw American fiction? Yeah, I heard who. Is it good?
Speaker 4I heard it was pretty good. Came out a couple years ago.
Speaker 2No, it just came out, American yeah.
Speaker 4American fiction, sure, what's the one about the police station? What was that? Hey, I thought that's American fiction. I thought that's one about the police station.
Speaker 2I was a couple years ago and I was on the and I was really I'm talking about you.
Speaker 4Talking about you had me feel like I watching roots again.
Speaker 2When I saw root roots and then that damn Mississippi burning. When I saw Mississippi burning, yeah, you know the high school I went to. We had to go. And that man yeah, I'm just looking at all them like, oh my god, do you know what y'all just did to me last night in my mind? God damn.
Speaker 4But it's it. I thought it was the. It was. It's a spike Lee joint.
Speaker 2All right, here it is right. Here. It's a More info Shit. I can't even read all that who's in on? Them. The director is court Jefferson. Oh, tracy Ellis Ross. Tracy Ellis Ross is in it. Adam Brody, erica Alexander. That's Erica Alexander from uh.
Speaker 4American fiction living single.
Speaker 2Yeah, start oh, sterling K Brown. From this is us John Ortiz oh.
Speaker 4Okay, I said, okay, I didn't see that. Okay, yeah, good to see it. Yeah, cuz that's that's the one he's.
Speaker 2He's writing the books and stuff, or yeah, it's a comedy drama, so I know I want to see it. Yeah.
Speaker 4I think it, I think it ain't, it ain't came out yet.
Speaker 2It's, no, it's still like the uh, I mean my eyes it was talking about. It is Say oh, you know it's still at the movies. Okay, yeah, so anyway, american fiction, our gal Beekeeper, try, I gotta go see beekeeper. You can't go see that, that's pretty damn good.
Speaker 4It is man you be like man.
Speaker 2Just make sure anybody around you dude, you gonna want to karate chop somebody.
Speaker 4Come on what you looking at, man just starting.
Speaker 2So I swear to god, if I was that cat, I walk, uh, you know, if you just driving down the street.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I bet no, stop right here. I'm gonna walk in the bar and just slap the first person I see. I don't care if it's a four-year-old kid, I'm just slapping them. All right, who wants it? Because you know they parents gonna come after you. Then I'm gonna give them the. Uh, jason, stave them. Like you want this action, let's go.
Speaker 4I'm gonna count to three yeah.
Speaker 2Two three dog. Hey, don't even tell them, joe. Yeah, I did it for you. All right, y'all, we're gonna leave it alone, right holla?
Speaker 4peace.