Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Ever wondered if Joe really bailed on us for greener pastures, or what kind of comedy gold ensues when we dissect our online shopping fails? Well, you're about to find out as we launch into a rollercoaster of an episode, packed with our classic banter and some not-so-typical takes on everything from practical purchases to high-fashion follies. We don't just stop there; get ready to reminisce on camping adventures and the simpler times of our humble beginnings, all while chuckling at our own expense.
If you've ever questioned the allure of a Birkin bag or how a pair of silk underwear can ruin your day, this episode has got you covered. We tackle the big stuff too - like the state of women's sports coverage, the undeniable prowess of WNBA legends, and the intriguing concepts of pain tolerance and recovery methods. Plus, we'll get up close and personal with some candid conversations about relationships and honesty that may have you rethinking your next date night accessory choice.
Wrap up your day with our hilarious take on a viral lottery skit that's been setting the internet ablaze. We're serving up hearty laughs and a side of insight into family dynamics when money comes into play. It's not every day you get to join a group of friends who can find the humor in life's mishaps while offering a fresh perspective on the seemingly mundane. So, grab your headphones, and let us be the soundtrack to your evening - where laughs are guaranteed and the unexpected is just another part of the journey.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever wondered if Joe really bailed on us for greener pastures, or what kind of comedy gold ensues when we dissect our online shopping fails? Well, you're about to find out as we launch into a rollercoaster of an episode, packed with our classic banter and some not-so-typical takes on everything from practical purchases to high-fashion follies. We don't just stop there; get ready to reminisce on camping adventures and the simpler times of our humble beginnings, all while chuckling at our own expense.
If you've ever questioned the allure of a Birkin bag or how a pair of silk underwear can ruin your day, this episode has got you covered. We tackle the big stuff too - like the state of women's sports coverage, the undeniable prowess of WNBA legends, and the intriguing concepts of pain tolerance and recovery methods. Plus, we'll get up close and personal with some candid conversations about relationships and honesty that may have you rethinking your next date night accessory choice.
Wrap up your day with our hilarious take on a viral lottery skit that's been setting the internet ablaze. We're serving up hearty laughs and a side of insight into family dynamics when money comes into play. It's not every day you get to join a group of friends who can find the humor in life's mishaps while offering a fresh perspective on the seemingly mundane. So, grab your headphones, and let us be the soundtrack to your evening - where laughs are guaranteed and the unexpected is just another part of the journey.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 4:So scratch off, yeah, I don't know what it went on. Scratch on one two.
Speaker 3:Was a dollar dollar scratcher two dollars scratches you spent $40 and scratches one two and one two.
Speaker 1:So you lost $38. Yes.
Speaker 3:No, actually 36. Now I think about it, cuz they double.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, that's true.
Speaker 3:Might fight, not saying it, but you can't deny it.
Speaker 1:Hey, well, you know what? It's good to have everybody back. Welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. We are here For entertainment entertainment purposes only. Man whatever we say, don't take it to heart, because we don't know what we saying. Half the time we just Say crazy.
Speaker 2:So you can do?
Speaker 4:you can pick and choose for yourself. Yeah, no.
Speaker 1:Hey, you can pick and choose what you want to listen to or Are they for real this way?
Speaker 4:entertainment purposes only? Yeah, entertainment purposes on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's the Google. This is the Google. And.
Speaker 3:Baby you the fact.
Speaker 1:Check me next next week you guys start doing your job, you gotta say, you gotta hit with the.
Speaker 2:Hey oh.
Speaker 3:Hey what I had to do it because I ain't got no beats. That was you trying to say. But I'm fine, no beats, I was nobody know you to handle beats.
Speaker 4:Until just now, everybody got a boy.
Speaker 5:That's all beats are cold.
Speaker 3:I. Know if your earphones still had a cord and that don't really detach.
Speaker 1:Listen, I've been into coves and coves. I told you this cause is expensive. It is.
Speaker 3:Like target expense why you make me feel so cheap you can find.
Speaker 1:No, you make yourself feel cheap.
Speaker 2:I'm saying Dude.
Speaker 1:Damn. You know what colds pay us? They're gonna sit up here and be like you know what I did get a host of that show we're sponsoring, talking about us, and I was like no, I think y'all expensive. I did get a cold pressed user from them off.
Speaker 3:I got them from calls. Yeah, I'm telling you, close you expensive.
Speaker 5:What's nice about colds, though Pays, is that they give you colds cash if you spend money in them on to keep you coming back. Yeah, but you're gonna be like I don't forget about that.
Speaker 3:It's a vicious cycle. I don't or you end up buying shit you get 10 days right, two weeks or something.
Speaker 5:There's certain stuff I'll go and close and buy cuz it is. I know I used to buy my draws from there.
Speaker 3:I don't do it. I'm on my draws. Well, you got enough.
Speaker 5:No, it just went to a different brand.
Speaker 3:I bought some cheap ones that can't be pronounced the name of the mother. I Feel I can't Be about 40 them over. Got a team move.
Speaker 5:Some stuff you don't want to buy from team.
Speaker 1:Hey, exactly hey team oh boy, I hear everybody, everybody talking about team oh.
Speaker 3:I Motherfuckin shit, man Lou, for about the size of a baby. Actual size may vary hit my feet one time told that oh.
Speaker 1:It heard you talking about your feet. Hey, did you have y'all ordered anything Like? You know it's supposed to be like extra large, and I always I know so, so I ordered.
Speaker 5:I've ordered a few things off of table. Team will have already pronounced it, but yeah, if you your pronounced it they move.
Speaker 1:Temu is all.
Speaker 4:I know.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's how you know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 5:So I ordered extra large. Yeah, I should bought it in large.
Speaker 1:Some stuff, I do Nothing man, we just talked about this before this show right, you call me fat Joe.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, you're fat shaming. There's like the dude, say it all funny games.
Speaker 4:You.
Speaker 5:Anyway, I should've got an extra large Triple X that's it come small in the month. It just depends, I think depends on the Material you're my lufus.
Speaker 3:Oh, that was true.
Speaker 5:That was a loofah.
Speaker 1:How much did you pay for it?
Speaker 3:Oh, it was the kind like yeah, yeah, thanks for ordering.
Speaker 4:Like one little little foot, yeah.
Speaker 5:Well you figure, asian for the kids, asian people a little bit smaller.
Speaker 1:So wish is uh, that's kind of like Like you know right.
Speaker 5:It's an older version of T-MU.
Speaker 3:You know, just killing the game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I see, wish on, I think on the Lakers.
Speaker 5:I don't even go to wish no more, but yeah, I think T moves just kind of so you're gonna do you about start saying T move sponsor. Hey, they had like four spots on the Super Bowl at yet they did three or four. You got like a hundred dollars, hundred dollars worth of stuff. Probably About about what if the items or something like that for a hundred dollars.
Speaker 4:I usually get, you get the 50% off six. I got, I got the thing every time I go to their site is Animal fans.
Speaker 3:I got them things Putting the yards for keep them out. Mm-hmm, they work. So I had to go to Amazon, amazon and order me some of the animal balls, or whatever they call them. You just throw them out in the yard. They're not they supposed to keep me away.
Speaker 5:I mean, I've ordered a few things off there Just to see Couple things with some clothes or some some like what are the hey dad shoes? Some knockoff. Hey dads, y'all seen those Like loafers, almost they call them, hey dad.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like he's, he's they like Yeezys. I ain't nothing like you, they're kind of like loafers, Okay, but um, I ordered a couple pair of those.
Speaker 5:It was like seven dollars each.
Speaker 4:You say seven dollars, seven dollars each. Oh yeah, I see, right here say hey dude, hey, yeah.
Speaker 1:What I call hey dad, hey dude, yeah. So I don't call them hey dude, hey dude.
Speaker 5:I think that's just the guy Makers, just call him hey dude. I don't know, but you I know they sell them at Nordstrom. Hey dude, oh damn.
Speaker 1:No, it's a hey dude, Like it's a.
Speaker 4:Company.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's a company yeah, oh yeah, hey, dude.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they're actually called hey dude.
Speaker 1:This dude look like Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3:I ordered, I'm trying to think what I'm gonna have to get me a whole outfit.
Speaker 4:Hey, and I'm gonna look for that Bruce Lee. Oh look, they got jumpsuit yellow, jumpsuit, yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Got to look like.
Speaker 4:Justin Bieber to the gym. I.
Speaker 1:Don't think, I don't think it is me walk around, and it looked like it, though. Oh, that's probably why they got that's probably why they hired Shit.
Speaker 3:Look around with the shorts, justin Bieber.
Speaker 5:Okay, they got colleges.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I see man.
Speaker 5:I seen him at Nordstrom I never even heard of him.
Speaker 3:I've never even been in.
Speaker 1:You never been in.
Speaker 5:North.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They said they had a Nordstrom at all. Did that one? That fashion square, by the way it's?
Speaker 5:guys, they'll.
Speaker 1:Then it got with like Nordstrom rack.
Speaker 5:Nordstrom rack is over there.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:There's one.
Speaker 1:What about sacks? You've been the sacks.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 5:I think it's only been the only thing's only been the car.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's Barney.
Speaker 5:Sorry, target.
Speaker 1:No, barney's Barney yeah, we used to have a Barney's here. What's?
Speaker 5:the fanciest store you've been in. Joe.
Speaker 3:JCPenney.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's why I got all that money.
Speaker 3:Got me a leather jacket.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why I got all that money.
Speaker 5:I, I'm good, it's all the same Just paying for a name.
Speaker 1:No, sometimes Now sin up here paying Like I ain't gonna pay those 700, 750 dollars for no damn slides.
Speaker 3:Hey, I ain't gonna pay, no just cuz it.
Speaker 1:You know, got a certain name brand on there.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing that purse. No, no well that's when you ain't doing with junk it up.
Speaker 1:But it makes it but you know Somebody out there like 750 dollars.
Speaker 4:that's cheap. Yeah, they don't listen to this podcast, Right oh?
Speaker 1:yeah, so we can talk about it. We can talk about it, it's 750 for some person.
Speaker 5:It's cheap, class holds, we can start talking about some of them, brother, some expensive bags right Birkin, birkin.
Speaker 3:Hermes For all that damn toilet paper you're gonna use in a year. Oh my goodness, you talk about nigga. Can't keep toilet paper when a woman in the house, when the women in the house, yeah, no toilet paper paper times you buy, so do you buy the good stuff when you get? Yes, I do buy the good stuff.
Speaker 5:I'm with you, steve.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I shop at.
Speaker 4:Sims. So I just buy a boat. I do too good stuff. I buy in bulk the shaman man. I went somewhere where they had they had the one ply.
Speaker 5:I'm like how the hell you even want? I don't even use toilet paper.
Speaker 3:I'm a baby wipe in my.
Speaker 5:Sometimes you have to use now toilet paper. No, you don't.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm gonna tell you what tanks said.
Speaker 3:I take them here where I go.
Speaker 1:Shout out to tank and j valentine r&b money podcast. You know I like to shout out other people's podcast that, uh, what it tanks is doing the weight Uh way better than us.
Speaker 6:But anyway they got, they got sponsors.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna tell you what they say. They got real sponsors, hey see they're them cats, them niggas seen. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1:And then j valentine got baby hairs. So anyway, they said well, tank said in 2023 or 2024, you should not be using toilet paper. Really, that's what he said. That's what he said sometimes, that's his reason to be somewhere.
Speaker 5:No, I don't know. He just said you say the trees.
Speaker 1:You say no, he just said a baby white. He know. No, no, no, he didn't say he shouldn't be using toilet paper. He said you should not be dry wiping. That's, that was the exact quote. You should not be dry wiping in 2023.
Speaker 3:Probably.
Speaker 1:The, what, the bidet? Oh, I've never seen. Look see, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because it's quick, one of your ass.
Speaker 4:I got bidets on all my toilet. That shit is nice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but the thing about it is I know, yeah, that's a rich niggas up here, listen he talked about bidets.
Speaker 1:He got bidets on all his toilets.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it ain't gonna and you wear hey dude shoes. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that's it.
Speaker 2:He's not 100% of you, it's just yeah sometimes man, you got a white.
Speaker 6:You still got a white, doesn't?
Speaker 4:matter, but it makes you feel fresh Dang after the white. You just don't hit the dry wipe niggas to wet white.
Speaker 1:No, so that's what he was saying. He was like you should not dry wipe. So basically, all he's saying is you need to be using uh, he said you need to be using Wipes, baby wipes.
Speaker 3:Every time you use it flushable? Yes, I mean, I use them, but not every time when I'm. You just say.
Speaker 1:I have toilet paper.
Speaker 5:I mean, I have toilet paper too, but I'm just saying everywhere you go To fly, I don't take wipes with me everywhere I go. Why not?
Speaker 4:I got him in my car.
Speaker 3:You got him too, so so okay.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you in a. You in a building. You're in an office building. Whatever you, you got a meeting. You're gonna. You have to go take, go, drop a deuce. You're gonna go out to your car, grab some whites and go back in.
Speaker 1:No, they're gonna be in the office.
Speaker 5:I was talking about if you just ran them somewhere.
Speaker 1:Yes, I told you I ain't gonna relive my target story. But ever since then, I swear to goodness.
Speaker 4:I can't say they didn't have toilet paper right, they with me.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying, but I can't. Yeah, but the toilet paper they put inside is the Public stalls ain't but one plot.
Speaker 4:That's the one, that's true. That's true. That's the one. You gotta go a hundred times.
Speaker 5:Then you go out there and you wet it rolling, yeah, and then you go back and you wipe. So you go away? Uh-oh, oh yeah, I didn't got out the stall.
Speaker 4:I don't round out the stall you wet my toilet paper.
Speaker 5:You walk it out the stall with your drawers and your pants around your ankle, yeah.
Speaker 4:I sure, did I sure did.
Speaker 3:I sure did. The thing about it is, if you using that one plan not right, you're gonna fuck up your.
Speaker 5:Ain't no dry, wipe it out him real.
Speaker 3:Look, this is what we do, either, that you get the finger sometimes you can't use.
Speaker 1:These is real conversations from real people.
Speaker 3:You gotta use one way. You can't use them.
Speaker 5:I'm just telling you this third situation where you, somewhere you just don't have them. You had to be a no you you can use just hit you.
Speaker 3:There's no situation. I mean you just gotta keep them when you I mean, there's no situation.
Speaker 5:You know, there's one pie you gotta you there's no situation.
Speaker 3:You should use one plot.
Speaker 1:So my line of business okay now you know, next week, what have you in the porta party, hey, next week?
Speaker 3:No, you gotta go dumb in your pocket Fucking dude whites.
Speaker 1:You mess around. Listen, they're gonna be dry if you keep them in your pocket.
Speaker 2:No you're gonna take.
Speaker 5:You don't use them. You're gonna take them out the package I can take you, take them.
Speaker 1:Okay, my pack dude. They're gonna say they're not gonna dry up, right?
Speaker 5:away? No, but I'm telling you. So what I have is a big package. I don't, I don't buy the little like the little ones, I buy the big package is wrong with you?
Speaker 2:They explain your story. Man, all right, man Go ahead, Go ahead.
Speaker 4:You buy the big package right.
Speaker 5:So you tell me I gotta take this big package of wipes everywhere I go.
Speaker 3:No, you put in a ziplock bag if you got a big bang, big white. Okay, that's true, because that's what I do.
Speaker 1:And you're still in your pocket.
Speaker 4:I put in my gym bag. I got. I got wipes in my gym bag. I got the whole pack.
Speaker 3:I can just carry me away. I got one of my man. I got one in each bathroom. Yeah, no, I do, I got one in my lunchbox I got one of my locket.
Speaker 1:Oh, I keep them. I keep them in my backpack.
Speaker 3:Order your box up.
Speaker 5:My fam is on no, I got Two bars.
Speaker 6:My focus be like that be.
Speaker 1:Barber even get it.
Speaker 4:That's a wet white boy square.
Speaker 3:You all in the palm of your hand.
Speaker 1:You gonna be sitting up here, like man, I got some brownie on my.
Speaker 3:Like damn wet. Hey the motherfucker, fall out your hand.
Speaker 4:Right the wet white be in the toilet. You got a hand for the shit.
Speaker 1:I didn't even want to go there. I just said, brownie, you take your socks off oh. Hey, I'm telling you, that's a serious situation, that's a cold red.
Speaker 5:right there you in the cold red.
Speaker 4:Hey, I didn't do that shit before. I was like fucking man, throw them drawers away.
Speaker 5:For real.
Speaker 4:Take a moment job site no toilet, I'm all day.
Speaker 1:That McDonald's. We keep a backpack or something with you. Hey, people don't carry briefcases. No more, dude. No, that's like from the egg, do you?
Speaker 3:See, you do your backpack.
Speaker 2:Yes, see you.
Speaker 4:Everything's in the backpack. I call it the player.
Speaker 1:In your player pack. Man, you thought on baby wipes right up in that backpack.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say it again there's no situation where you should use one plumber here. No, I didn't start the fire with that shit. I'm telling you. I said gonna disintegrate For you to get to the god damn wood, I'm telling you to disintegrate like, or it won't even light up. Hey man, it's a pole we gotta start this fire.
Speaker 5:The amber is in shit, or just you.
Speaker 3:Better grab that two fly Eat away at it with no flame or nothing.
Speaker 2:Yeah no, disintegrates, it's like it's like the magic trick yeah. Should be gone, yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 4:I guess that's why I don't camp. See, I don't, can't fuck that shit.
Speaker 3:I don't, can't be the. I hear all these people talking about camping and shit like and they didn't really camp in there because they never so I was in the club.
Speaker 5:Now, you know, y'all never scouts.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:You was a scout. Yeah, you know what you didn't count when you was, you didn't camp when you was a scout.
Speaker 1:No, I'm gonna tell you why I won't count my scout was on the west side you know, Underage underprivileged kids.
Speaker 3:So we didn't go camping and he's just wearing the uniform Right.
Speaker 4:We just I wanted we earned badges by going to ask people for money. God, that's what we did.
Speaker 1:So y'all never get to go to the gold.
Speaker 4:No no, we didn't. I didn't ever go, I didn't stay in at that long hey. I wanted I figured out a couple people.
Speaker 1:I wanted to count when, after I saw the movie meatballs yeah, it's old movie, so far you all that don't know, just google meatballs I wanted to camp and never did it up until Probably like high school, we had a basketball camp and, uh, bob Huggins, his dad, charlie, was the eastern Ohio basketball camp, way, way out in the sticks and we stayed, like the whole team stayed in these cabins and stuff. We want to sound like a possum, but but that really that's not even Like true camp. You was in the cabin. So yeah, we was in the cabin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying that's the closest thing. That's overnight. Yeah, that's the closest thing that I've ever been till, you know, because the water smelled.
Speaker 3:Funny too, y'all, because we're just from the city camping, camping, camping, campings but y'all are former military, so I know y'all camp, camp in the story room. Why? Because I grew up camping in the country.
Speaker 4:Had no street lights in the beginning of Ray Charles.
Speaker 6:It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 4:I wanted to see picture.
Speaker 3:Beginner, the Ray Charles was like there was a slave days man cut off shorts and shit. No shirt, no shoes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, bam Bam bigalow right there. Bam Bam, bam, bam Bam Bam.
Speaker 3:I'm not kidding, I'm serious. My mom used to get them old clothes and cut them in half, and you wear these for the summer time.
Speaker 4:You're still wearing them, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, one, once you your pants became high watered. Yeah, you have some new shorts.
Speaker 4:You have some tight ass shorts Everybody had off.
Speaker 3:They get a hold off James. Oh yeah, that's, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, they made it last. We ain't buying, you know.
Speaker 1:That's why you have to appreciate what you have right now.
Speaker 5:Because of the humble began country, but that's deep country country Y'all.
Speaker 4:Who you telling the shit nigga.
Speaker 3:I was wearing tough skins. I was 18. I was in the service before I got my first pair of Levi's.
Speaker 4:Well, I know, yeah, fucking tough skins Levi's and Nike's. I was so proud of myself like, yeah, I got a pair of Chuck's. Well, I was having a month when I got that Chuck I finally got one when he had a city.
Speaker 3:Sign them on, fuckers. Yeah, I was wearing a goddamn unsigned converse for a long time.
Speaker 4:Those are, those are real converse. Those are we call those happy.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna see fucked up today Wearing them wearing the must-have converse and I'm not gonna converse.
Speaker 5:It's a joke Joke could probably go out there walk barefoot on them rocks when by it wouldn't bother you one.
Speaker 1:You've been getting them pampered up a little bit stub.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've been sanding them down a little bit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, remember that episode of martin, oh you gotta go to work on my respect.
Speaker 2:She had some sparks flies you had the hard hat.
Speaker 3:Oh man, yeah, he had some roads oh yeah, and she up that morning.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's it right there. Give between them toes. Yeah, my.
Speaker 1:Martin boy, that's Good and that's great. Back humor right there, no very now everybody gotta goddamn horror story.
Speaker 3:Now you know oh yeah. Damn, it was that bad. Yeah, you know, I wasn't there though, so it wasn't bad for them. Might not have been bad for somebody right right.
Speaker 1:See all that stuff wouldn't, uh, it wouldn't fly today, no. And then people's attention span is like Mostly everybody watch stuff on phone or youtube.
Speaker 2:Three minutes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we were before all that stuff, so you know we can we can transition.
Speaker 3:Oh, you got us three minutes, but after that they on to something else.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I did, I watched the uh vent staples. Oh, it was good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, it was, it was all right. Yeah, it was different. Yeah, no, it was real different, it was good. I like the the one, the barbecue episode had me.
Speaker 1:That's all I'm saying, because I don't want to tell nobody. The bank robber episode had me weak dog Dog. The barbecue episode had me. I was sitting up here like his uncle JJ. I said come on, dog, I saw. I saw that from a million miles away.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was pretty cool. I was like y'all they watched.
Speaker 1:Yeah Uh, vent staples it's on netflix. He's a rapper. Yeah, it's a quick watch, Uh yeah it's like six episodes or something like that it's uh, five, five, five episodes about 20 minutes. Yeah, I was like you don't get. You don't get a lot of the jokes. Man, you're gonna get a lot of the jokes. She's like oh okay, it's real. I see what you're doing Ha ha, it's different. Yeah it's funny.
Speaker 5:But uh, what's the name? Um produced it with them. Who Um the blackish? Oh yeah, kenya, yeah, yeah, yeah, can you burst yeah?
Speaker 1:yeah, no, that's, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1:Is that? Uh, vanessa bell Callaway was in there. Mm-hmm, yeah, she was the mom, his girlfriend.
Speaker 5:She was real cute, I liked her man that, yeah, that I don't want to say yeah, the barbecue, I'm just saying yeah, just to no, I know what you're saying, like with the bank. Banking the bank and the barbecue. They were all interesting episodes.
Speaker 2:Oh no they were.
Speaker 1:It's trust me, it's a.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I'll give it a shot. Yeah, yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1:Check it out.
Speaker 5:It's kind of slow. At first You'd be like, eh, but then you just keep watching it.
Speaker 1:I watch it just because I'm like dude. It's only I've been watching YouTube. It's only like 20, 21 minutes.
Speaker 5:So you're the short attention span.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but Joe, hey, joe, watch some movies though too. Though, joe, come back, man, joe, man.
Speaker 6:I sat here and watched like three or four, because I remember the.
Speaker 1:Uh, it was one movie you told me to watch. Uh Right, I remember you just talked about the one during Christmas time On the.
Speaker 3:Silent.
Speaker 1:Night or Violet Night.
Speaker 3:Violet Night yeah, yeah, and then the brick layer was pretty good.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, See, I didn't see that.
Speaker 3:I was basically like the beekeeper.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, yeah yeah. See that's all you got to tell me right there. But it's good though, I'm all in. I'm all in. I love movies like that and uh.
Speaker 3:What else I'm like saying I'm pretty much a sci-fi fantasy person.
Speaker 1:I'm action comedy man. I like Ron Combs. Ron Combs are funny you know, we had I mean we had Ron Combs back, you know, like the best man and Something about Mary yeah something about Mary. That's my, that's my. Shit even uh way, way back, uh something about Mary. Oh, my goodness, I uh.
Speaker 5:I'm mostly action. Two can play that game.
Speaker 1:Comedy oh fucking, I've been Zoo-lander. Oh shit, no, I never saw Zoo-lander, zoo-lander.
Speaker 3:Dude that shit is funny.
Speaker 5:I've never seen Zoo-lander, zoo-lander's funny.
Speaker 1:It's been still as funny though, yeah, yeah, meet the parents, meet the parents. It's hilarious, all of them, yeah, and the Falkers and all that, yeah, and we're the Millers that's another girl that's hilarious Like we're the.
Speaker 5:Millers.
Speaker 3:All the National.
Speaker 5:Lampoons Pretty good, all those National Lampoons.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, chevy Chase, I love that cat, caddy Shack.
Speaker 1:Can't forget about that. Oh yeah, Caddy Shack is hilarious. Hey, remember Fletch. Yeah, Fletch was hilarious man. We got a new Ghostbusters coming. I saw that.
Speaker 5:I'm excited for that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, I know I'm going to see that for sure that's true, and it's like how many did they make one.
Speaker 5:They made one.
Speaker 1:Well, the very original one was from the 80s.
Speaker 5:Yes, so they had the three, the three original ones, ghostbusters, one, two.
Speaker 1:Did they make three original ones? I?
Speaker 5:thought there was three, okay, and then they came back with another one, but it wasn't them, it wasn't them.
Speaker 1:And then they came back with the ladies. Yeah, they brought them all back in this kind of they brought them all back, yeah.
Speaker 5:Are they all still?
Speaker 3:alive. Yeah, they brought them all back from the Ghostbusters movies.
Speaker 5:So Dan Akroy's still alive.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they all back. Okay, okay, the oldest fuck, but they still alive. Bill Murray, bill Murray they say, he got him a young chick.
Speaker 1:Oh, bill Murray. Yeah, somebody said Bill Murray was messing around with a milkshake. Yeah, uh, khalise.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's who you mentioned.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Go Bill, what's she?
Speaker 5:She was married to Nas yeah.
Speaker 3:Don't give a fuck. Bill got it going on, point.
Speaker 1:Bill ain't playing. Huh, he ain't fucking around. Everybody's shot, especially in the community. Everybody like uh look up Bill Murray's girlfriend. What'd it say? Lovely, I'm the fact checker.
Speaker 4:Hold on Eatin' it from.
Speaker 1:Root to the Tudor. Yeah, you drinking all the milkshake. Huh, my milkshake drink all the. Oh, she gonna drink the milks.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm saying, you gonna eat her milkshake.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what'd it say Poorly dating singer Khalise, Khalise yeah 72, she's 43.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm talking about Go Bill, go Bill, see.
Speaker 1:And they mad at Dre of Michelle, for Is Dre married or not married? But is she pregnant? No, she wrong.
Speaker 3:Allegedly she wrong for that.
Speaker 1:Okay, now, real quick, I'm just saying this yeah, but has she?
Speaker 3:not known him prior to all this. That'd be different. Right right right they met. You know what I mean, but she knowin' the niggas since she was in high school probably. That's like putting your application in.
Speaker 1:I know they say he has a 21-year-old son or she has a 21-year-old son.
Speaker 3:I mean, I'm just saying, from my understanding she met him like.
Speaker 1:Oh, she met him when he was in high school when he was younger.
Speaker 3:He was younger. That's what I understand.
Speaker 1:Yeah, allegedly, allegedly. She used to talk to.
Speaker 4:Tyra.
Speaker 2:Taylor.
Speaker 5:Yeah, remember, yeah, she's only 39.
Speaker 1:Right, her boyfriend is 21.
Speaker 3:She don't talk to Tyra, no more.
Speaker 1:She's a basketball player. Yeah, Jalen Green.
Speaker 3:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:That one, that was getting humped on.
Speaker 3:That's the one.
Speaker 1:Oh was he the one getting humped on.
Speaker 2:That's him.
Speaker 1:Oh, was that him In the dorm?
Speaker 3:Ain't that him.
Speaker 1:Oh, allegedly.
Speaker 3:Hey, y'all know no, allegedly that's shit on tape this fuck.
Speaker 1:Hey, wait, I forgot about that. I don't know about that too. Yeah, this is part of it. It wasn't Jalen Green In the dorm.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, that was Jalen. I'm about to fact check, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3:Oh, my page six says I'm glad he's pregnant Kellys and Bill.
Speaker 4:Murray broke up after two months of dating. They had a whirlwind summer romance.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I'm sorry, bill, but where'd he go, bill?
Speaker 1:It was fun while I lasted. Right, yeah, it was fun while I lasted. I know you should have came and saw me.
Speaker 3:Bill. I got a friend of a friend. They created a new pill. What's that? Five days got it.
Speaker 5:Jalen Green didn't help.
Speaker 3:Oh, they got him cocked open too, boy.
Speaker 5:You ain't seen that, oh shoot.
Speaker 3:I don't know, got him cocked open Time when they were joking. Yeah, I remember enjoying that too much.
Speaker 5:I think it didn't fight or nothing.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Man yeah.
Speaker 3:He put up no resistance, duh Take, take, take, take, take, take it Duh.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, listen, Take it, Take it, Take it Duh. Who was man? Who was making the noise? I don't know. I hope that wasn't him.
Speaker 5:Man the dude, videotaping is going to be wrong Listen.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 1:Somebody said they said the good thing about being 40 was you was able to do all your crazy stuff.
Speaker 5:Without getting caught? Yep.
Speaker 1:And ain't none of it on video, Right? Because I'm just saying, had that, that wouldn't have been us, but had that been us if they?
Speaker 3:had this shit when we was running. I was young. I'd probably be in prison. Why, joe I?
Speaker 1:know we did some crazy stuff, but I never did nothing like that, though. Statue of Libertations is over, Joe.
Speaker 3:Leaving bitches in the parking lot on the floor and shit. Thanks, storytime.
Speaker 5:They can still get you for a civil trial right now. They can't remember who I am. What the hell they can't?
Speaker 3:That's so funny. That nigga talk about me, oh shit.
Speaker 5:They can't get you on the rape charge. No, they can't they know, Statue of Libertations on rape.
Speaker 3:That's what they say. I try to find out where they find the evidence. Who the hell, oh, evidence for 40 goddamn years.
Speaker 5:How did he get it off? Because they don't have the Statue of Libertations.
Speaker 1:So look, was he doing it to men.
Speaker 3:He was having sex with men and what they say, everything. He just did it for getting the names of a man except a snake. I can see that he freaking like that. What they saying.
Speaker 1:I'm for real listen.
Speaker 5:I ain't been paying that much attention.
Speaker 1:I just kind of.
Speaker 5:Who else just came up with something Legendary Something? Someone said something about him.
Speaker 1:I had no 50 cent been going in, shhh 50.
Speaker 3:50 was going in on him.
Speaker 5:It wasn't a game. It wasn't a game.
Speaker 1:They said 50, put a picture up. I guess it was Floyd.
Speaker 3:It wasn't.
Speaker 2:Meek.
Speaker 1:Mill, it was Floyd Diddy and it was somebody else. I guess the picture looked like they were all kissing or something and I guess 50 was like see this wine coming in. Now you all is partying. Oh, because of this freaky shit. Oh, 50 is the latest.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 5:It was Rafa Meek Mill. There was something going on with that.
Speaker 3:No something I was interviewing and they was talking about they ain't coming back, they ain't rapping no more, because it's a shit.
Speaker 5:It said, rafa Meek Mill has been put on blast to an alleged sexual relationship he had with Diddy. What yeah?
Speaker 3:No, but I'm just saying they had one dude. They had him on camera. He was all about to cry and shit. Tell him I ain't gonna rap no more. I can't think of his name yet, but it wasn't. I don't think it was Meek Mill, oh wow, I'm not getting it.
Speaker 1:So now look. So now you think, now they just trying to just throw people out there.
Speaker 3:Well, listen, here's a serious question.
Speaker 1:I think they trying to normalize it, and now look, I'm for one I just want to say this you love who you want to love. But my thing is like these, like is these niggas, like I mean you can almost, you can almost talk to pretty much any woman you want to talk to.
Speaker 3:Right, so I guess there's not enough.
Speaker 1:There's so so, so, so many women in the world. But not so I guess you didn't honestly got tired of the poom poom and I mean, if you want to do it to somebody in a booty, just do it to a woman in a booty.
Speaker 4:You would think right yeah.
Speaker 5:You would think you might be attracted to the masculinity, though, because a woman's not.
Speaker 1:We're getting a masculine woman. I mean, if you, if you ask me, okay, now here's a here's listen, here's a masculine woman and here's a man. Give me the masculine woman. Oh yeah, that's you.
Speaker 3:Give me the masculine woman, you have to have a motherfucker, manly motherfucker, just go to WNBA. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God.
Speaker 1:See that. That's why we can't never go nowhere. That's why we're never invited to any party. Now, when we go to the NBA, I'm not the NBA you go to the best of both worlds Now when we go to the WNBA draft to watch Caitlin. Clark get picked by the Indiana Fever she getting turned out.
Speaker 3:Now the Sparks got second so they might pass. That's some beautiful woman in WNBA. Now it is Back. Then it wouldn't Ain't been around that long, been around long enough 1996.
Speaker 5:That's been around that long 1996.
Speaker 2:And you're going to tell me.
Speaker 3:No, it hasn't the only woman that was crazy about the NBA was Tina Thompson 1996.
Speaker 1:You like that lipstick.
Speaker 4:Scarlett Dickens, tina Thompson.
Speaker 1:Now Scarlett Dickens is more new, though.
Speaker 6:We go back to Tina Thompson boy.
Speaker 1:Tina.
Speaker 5:Thompson like.
Speaker 1:Cheryl Swoops no.
Speaker 5:You don't like Cheryl Swoops? No, I'm done with you, joe. We need video on his face.
Speaker 3:That got damn, tina Thompson.
Speaker 1:We're going to start to go fun. We're going to start to go fun me. We're going to put nobody talking podcast and we're going to get a camera. We're going to start filming. I think don't have one of them cameras, you can just sit here and then, when you talk, what you got to look good with you.
Speaker 3:Rebecca Lobo, look good with you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, rebecca Lobo is a nice looking woman.
Speaker 5:Cheryl Swoops is better looking than Rebecca.
Speaker 3:Lobo Tamika Ketchins.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to agree with you, I ain't going to agree, but I don't want to be at the top, and here's what.
Speaker 3:I want to say, and here's what I want to say Lisa Leslie, lisa Leslie. Oh yeah, she got it, especially when she's done up, yeah. She was a model man. She's tall, she's 6'5". She's tall, she can walk right on. I could, y'all couldn't. I can walk right underneath. She met me back in the day. She would have fell in love with me, boy. She doesn't shout motherfuckers. You little shop motherfucker, like like Burning Max. You little shop motherfucker, madden here, son of a bitch.
Speaker 5:Shit the most. I got the list of the most current, the most beautiful WNB players of 2024 now, first off now.
Speaker 1:No, I'm gonna tell you right now this is our subjective and we do not like to objectify women, but this for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 3:That thing gonna go by popularity.
Speaker 5:Olivia Nelson adoba Yep.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but is that the one to play? Wait, is that the one? Play for Dallas? She?
Speaker 5:announced she played at Yukon. She plays for the sparks and.
Speaker 3:LA sparks boy yeah, they coach over that fuck to Lexi Brown.
Speaker 1:That's what. That's the one she would bang out. She's with Gilbert arenas. That's the D Brown's daughter. That's the. Yeah, lexi Brown, that's D Brown's daughter.
Speaker 5:Okay, okay, yeah, all right. Number three I don't even know now, sad, but she's beautiful, right here, right here grunt taste.
Speaker 1:In your opinion hey, nigga they ain't they miss yet real Joe, see she can get it.
Speaker 5:Katie loose Sanderson.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she can get it.
Speaker 3:Yeah definitely here, In 2020, for is the age of the filter. I'm just saying I knew this is the age of the filter. Yeah, I picture it bro. I want, I want to see what they look like.
Speaker 1:You trying to get catfished. Let me see who they got next.
Speaker 3:All right, so number. I want to see a pimple or something.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I wanna Smith. Yeah, I got to go on occasion. I got to a people or something. Neek buildings number seven oh yeah. Yeah, got her All right, so we got one Neek.
Speaker 2:No, so why Stop at?
Speaker 5:10. Teya Teya Cooper. Teya Cooper, teya Cooper.
Speaker 6:You OK OK.
Speaker 5:You like her I like her.
Speaker 2:This is my star Satu Sabala.
Speaker 1:I think that's the one to play for the death. Hey, I apologize.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say the Dallas.
Speaker 1:Mavericks but.
Speaker 3:Dallas Wings yeah, the Dallas Stars or the Wings. How do you even watch a WNBA game? Because I ain't seen that shit on Harlem no channels. It's not all right now.
Speaker 1:When it's on, it's on all the time It'd be on ESPN, and you know, rob Parker just asked that question.
Speaker 3:Dude, you don't. It's just like college.
Speaker 1:I heard a little slip Like women's college basketball right.
Speaker 5:Women's college basketball. You don't see that shit to March, Madness no it's been on, I see it on all the time. Which channel? Espn? The Ocho?
Speaker 3:No, I know what he's saying you don't see it on, the men are on all the time, Like any day of the week.
Speaker 1:you can turn on it and you'll see the guys.
Speaker 3:And I was wanting to watch Alabama game. It's on SEC. Go to SEC Network. Can't find it nowhere. Guess what is that when SEC one? What the fuck is that at?
Speaker 1:I didn't even know they had an SEC one.
Speaker 3:I was just saying I know we got ESPN, got the ESPN plus and all that.
Speaker 2:It's like SEC plus Got to subscribe. Subscribe to what?
Speaker 3:the fuck. Is that why you got to subscribe and pay for other fucking women's college?
Speaker 5:They just don't bring in the money. It's not as decided as men's.
Speaker 1:No, and that's what we're seeing the pair saying.
Speaker 5:Unless you're Caitlin Clark. Everybody want to see her break.
Speaker 1:But right, but here's the thing I'm saying bro. Once it's going to lose, as Luster, once she goes to the WNBA, because a lot of people still will watch college.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but with the WNBA for some reason that I don't sell out like I'm doing right now.
Speaker 5:The problem with women's college basketball is you got the teams at the top. South Carolina, no, so it's a big difference. It's a big difference, right? Men's college basketball all those guys can knock you con is number one right now I think you can knock everybody off in women's team.
Speaker 4:Everybody can knock off in women's team. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean it was a few upsets, I think, last year, how you think.
Speaker 5:OK, other than last year, other than South Carolina losing last year to LSU but.
Speaker 3:LSU. No, they didn't lose to LSU.
Speaker 5:No, they beat, they lost to Iowa. Iowa, that's right.
Speaker 3:But come on, really, that's when you feel, now, Caitlin Clark was like, oh, it's Caitlin Clark.
Speaker 5:But you can already, right now, pencil South Carolina in the national championship game, right, no?
Speaker 4:I say they make it to the final four, and then they won, they won.
Speaker 3:When did the tournament start?
Speaker 4:They've been struggling a lot this year. They've been behind a couple of times too, Even though they've been winning.
Speaker 1:Caitlin Clark. They play Ohio State. She probably get the record Tomorrow, right yeah.
Speaker 5:That's going to be on TV?
Speaker 4:Yeah, LeBron about to get the record too. He's what.
Speaker 1:Nine points, nine, yeah, nine points away.
Speaker 5:He'll do that tomorrow night.
Speaker 1:Listen. Nine points for what LeBron has hit 40,000.
Speaker 4:40,000 points Career, time, career. Nobody else has done it. 40,000. Sit your old ass down, damn.
Speaker 2:That's the name you're doing.
Speaker 4:Fuck that.
Speaker 2:Go.
Speaker 3:LeBron Shit, go play with Iowa. Lebron, I stay in the bitch and play with both of my sons. Goat status I play with both of my sons Fuck that Listen, lebron please, I tell you, let's just drag the problem.
Speaker 1:He could both play five more years, Matter of fact, dude he could come off the bench If he played five more years, he still wouldn't be the worst player on the team, right, true?
Speaker 3:He was still average, at least 10. I played five more years and I played with all my kids.
Speaker 1:If he played when he was 45, I mean he slowed down a little bit.
Speaker 5:But it's hard Help, nigga, you don't even see it.
Speaker 1:You don't even see it, ok you want to talk about slow down. Let him come out there and play with us, oh no, no, I'm being for real, no, yeah, no, he's not.
Speaker 5:It ain't that much age difference.
Speaker 2:He's down, he's not. It's not worth though, no, no, I get that.
Speaker 1:But I'm talking about. He's talking about the slow down, his. I'm talking about slow down.
Speaker 4:compared, his slow down is different than our slow down. Shit His slow down. I don't think he really Put millions into his body. I don't think he really slowed down.
Speaker 3:I think he's conserving. You think so?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean he got the jump as high as he does. He still serves, because he will. He'll turn it on. You just go, I'm going to tell you He'll turn it on, he'll know now.
Speaker 4:Now he just like I don't need to play that hard, I don't need to play that hard, until he needs to play that hard.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you what a great coach told me once. He said you know, when you get older, he says no no, this is what he said. No, it's for real. He said I'm not as good as I once was, but I can be as good as I ever was once. That's a country, think about it. So, no, no, but hey, think about it, think about it. I'm just telling you, it's a country song no, so maybe that's where he got it from.
Speaker 3:I don't know where he got it from, but I know that's a country song you don't have that same discipline.
Speaker 1:He wasn't getting that coach stuff.
Speaker 4:You won't get those coaching nuggets.
Speaker 1:See that, see how he want to knock like oh, that's a country song. But, it was from a white guy, so maybe he liked the country song.
Speaker 3:He's a white country guy.
Speaker 1:That's a country song hey well, is it not true? Think about it.
Speaker 3:Think about it At once.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can be as good as I was once, so now let's say you go out there and you play and you be like damn, I'll be hitting everything. Then you go out and play the next week you can't hit nothing, maybe that was next week.
Speaker 3:You can't even move.
Speaker 1:But that was that one time. You can't even move, but you go back 20 years ago like shit dig it.
Speaker 4:I used to do this area down.
Speaker 1:Exactly In my sleep. That's exactly what it is right there. Look at that.
Speaker 3:They're trying to knock down my antidote. It's like you see how I did it. I ain't trying to knock down your antidote. You were just about to insult me to the end and I just nipped it in the bud. I'm just saying, that's all that is.
Speaker 5:He just said you already said he chopped that calls. He said you about to insult me.
Speaker 1:Hey calls, is it?
Speaker 2:I don't chop it calls because calls is expensive.
Speaker 3:He was going to do it and like this is fucked up, I said you just I didn't say anything.
Speaker 5:How does he do it though?
Speaker 3:I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2:I ain't going to do it. You're about to say it.
Speaker 3:I was just saying, I'm saying that you were going into that and you ain't about that life, and I said here it comes.
Speaker 1:Hey, how many points did LeBron have in the fourth quarter the other day? 21.
Speaker 5:20.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah 19 points in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2:All the great ones like conserved.
Speaker 3:Like you notice, when they got old they got up and aged, like Kareem.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Kareem was schooled 17,. 18 points LeBron Next 90s school 8.
Speaker 5:So LeBron's built different, though right, so he spends about $1 million a year.
Speaker 2:Some on his body.
Speaker 1:Yeah he spent about a million dollars On his body.
Speaker 5:I don't think, Kareem and them. They didn't.
Speaker 2:They didn't do it. Hell no, Hell no. It was way way different.
Speaker 5:The technology now and everything is just different now, right?
Speaker 3:Kareem had his white girl. He spent $1 million on his body.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what LeBron said. A year A year had his girl massage him. See LeBron girl ate massage him. He got a hyper Beauty. He probably got the cryotherapy.
Speaker 3:Cryo. I saw a sign coming up here, he got the boots they wanted $25. Gravity Boosie Also the cryotherapy, and $70 for the other one or whatever.
Speaker 1:And you ever did it. You got men's charade. We did it.
Speaker 3:There's a sign right there. I'm from 67, right there.
Speaker 5:I might go do it again. Actually, it's hand written.
Speaker 1:We're going to have to go do it I ain't never done it. Oh, you never did it, no.
Speaker 4:You're lying. What do you do? I didn't.
Speaker 1:You got to go to the cryo. Yeah, you put the little gloves on, stick out. You just go down to your drawers, yeah you put the gloves on and like the little boots, oh yeah yeah, and then they just freeze you. They just turn it down Three minutes.
Speaker 5:Three minutes. You just take it as long as you can, or whatever. Woo, yeah, hey, it was cold, wasn't it man?
Speaker 3:Short and myth like that bro.
Speaker 5:And me, and Bosco is in there like huh Dumb man.
Speaker 1:Start turning in circles, boys, you like? Goodness gracious.
Speaker 5:Oh my goodness, but your body feels better. Afterwards, you do feel better. Yeah because it's warm. So the point of it is it takes you down, like your body temperature, way down in the way it heals because your blood has to Like almost like recirculate.
Speaker 1:They say I mean it really, really works, if you Do it a lot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if you do it a lot.
Speaker 1:Like we did it, like I think I went three.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we had three. Yeah, so, but it was right at a CrossFit place, so a lot of Crossfitters use it all the time but they're crossing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that stuff is good, though, man.
Speaker 4:I know it's better than the ice bath I hate cold weather, all that shit.
Speaker 3:I probably never do that.
Speaker 5:Now you warm up, right, I mean.
Speaker 3:I hate cold weather.
Speaker 1:So you said you probably ain't going to never do it. You ever tried it.
Speaker 3:Man, you going to try it.
Speaker 4:I'm going to watch y'all do it. We got to do it once I hate cold weather.
Speaker 3:I would have been up with the kids.
Speaker 1:We got to do it once and you got to show your experience on the podcast.
Speaker 5:No, I'm good with that. We're going to tape it for the podcast For the grand. We're going to tape it for the grand you don't think I got damn camera.
Speaker 1:You be like man Joe was in this box for 27 seconds you be like man if y'all open this damn thing.
Speaker 4:If y'all turn it to the hog, it just bust out of it.
Speaker 5:It starts off. It starts off, fine, yeah.
Speaker 1:About a minute in? Yeah, it's about a minute, and then them last two minutes. You like, man Two minutes.
Speaker 3:I have a high tolerance for pain.
Speaker 1:You'll be fine.
Speaker 3:I know I will be. I got a high tolerance. Yeah, you'll be fine, I've been in pain all my damn life, that shit.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, man, you get in there, you be like oh, two of those they got. I know they had the boots, remember they have. Damn, I saw somebody sent I don't One of them weightlifting places that said weightlifting equipment. They got me and you was talking about the Steve the ice like the ice chest or something.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, you can kind of walk into it.
Speaker 1:I don't know how much it was.
Speaker 5:It was like super, super expensive Restore, pay us. I think you can do all that stuff there at that. Oh, really, restore. Yeah, they have the cryotherapy.
Speaker 1:They got cryotherapy there.
Speaker 5:This is one right over here isn't it.
Speaker 4:I think they have all that stuff there. So what they got waiting on you after you finish A high towel or something.
Speaker 3:Oh, you put your clothes on. Yeah, you walk outside.
Speaker 4:Walk out? Yeah, you should be like man Shocking like a mother.
Speaker 5:Man it's real.
Speaker 1:I mean it felt like, yeah, it's supposed to be, you got to make sure you do it after a great. No, you are really really, because you know this cat work out like it work out two, three times a day. So you sitting up here, like you catch one, like at the end of the week man, so you mess around, catch it after going up the hill about four or five times.
Speaker 5:Between that and an infrared sauna man.
Speaker 1:Now, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5:Oh, I did it. The infrared sauna.
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 5:I did that. I told you I did the hot works. So basically it's an infrared sauna man.
Speaker 1:Now, I'm not doing that. Listen, I'm not doing that, Joe.
Speaker 5:My body felt great afterwards.
Speaker 6:Great.
Speaker 5:I sweated off so much, but then after you get out, you just like your body, just loose.
Speaker 3:You don't do the same thing. Dog Hot tub.
Speaker 5:And infrared sauna.
Speaker 3:She turned that motherfucker on 100 and four. Hell, give up 100 and four was just tempering man they're trying to cook me, Joe that motherfucker's a tassie.
Speaker 5:You just be sitting there boiling man, that motherfucker feel good as a motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Just call me motherfucking chicken noodle Chicken negro.
Speaker 3:Pea, peas, carrots, something like that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, you got potatoes and shit floating in my mind. Put some more seasoning in there, don't worry.
Speaker 4:Let me go ahead and stir this in Put some more of that absence salt in here.
Speaker 5:I got some oyster crackers.
Speaker 3:Is she good? Yeah, man, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4:Hey Bro, I love my hot tub. I'll tell you the hot works.
Speaker 5:Yeah still, you still owe me three sessions of hot tub.
Speaker 4:I already told you man you come on anytime. Come on anytime, just let me know, I'll turn it on for you.
Speaker 1:You can't get in droves unless you get in there.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, no one can get in droves.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what you mean Are you weren't?
Speaker 5:here during that conversation.
Speaker 3:Ain't no two niggas in there.
Speaker 4:They don't turn it off. Be playing footsie with me, nigga. It's good you have some.
Speaker 6:All right, joe, we just chillin' at the door at a time. This ain't no pdd party nigga.
Speaker 5:Just chillin' jokes, though, don't give a fuck, nigga.
Speaker 4:We over quoted, we weren't over quoted, we weren't over quoted. Hey, one at a time, nigga. I was gonna try it outside.
Speaker 5:Two niggas and two bitches is fine, right, two niggas, one bitch. That's fine, just no two niggas, no two niggas.
Speaker 3:Now you got three niggas. One bitch. That's too crowded. See the wrong. Two motherfuckers might double up Right.
Speaker 5:That's the triple up right there, use your good sling. What do they call it Threesome?
Speaker 1:Thre-thropple.
Speaker 5:Thropple.
Speaker 4:Thropple, yeah, thropple, oh my.
Speaker 3:You, y'all can keep that Shit.
Speaker 1:They say two's comfy, three's a crowd. What?
Speaker 5:if she was like I don't want him to get out Joe.
Speaker 1:I want all three of them.
Speaker 3:I get out right.
Speaker 5:She say I get all three of them.
Speaker 3:Well, we're going to take this to the other avenues.
Speaker 1:It's going to be outside of the track when you going to take it.
Speaker 3:Joe, I ain't going to do it here.
Speaker 4:They take that down to satin sheets, yeah.
Speaker 5:Satin sheets supposed to be good for your skin.
Speaker 3:Like a gang bang or a train, which one you want.
Speaker 5:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha. So satin sheets supposed to be good for your skin? One, no, one, no.
Speaker 4:Satin sheets. That's why my skin is so beautiful Silk, silk and satin.
Speaker 3:You jump on the sliding sheets you like. Slide off the bed, hey hey, give me some cotton.
Speaker 4:Hey, especially, don't oil up, don't oil up on them. Satin sheets yeah, give me some cotton bro.
Speaker 3:Ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha. Jump in that moment.
Speaker 1:Let me see that slide, slide right off yeah Silk and slide Shit, Don't fuck around.
Speaker 3:I have no silk drawers, oh man. I remember I thought that shit was cool when I was young. I did too. I bought some silk drawers and shit. I had silk drawers. Put them on my dead state hard oh nigga, I ain't never had none.
Speaker 1:No, what's this? No satin, no satin pajamas.
Speaker 3:My shit was hard all day man that shit man I'm telling you, man bro, I'm serious.
Speaker 4:It's just be like it ain't time Relax, yeah, ha ha ha, ha, ha, it's hard all day. Man just walking. Hey, everyone fucking feels so good.
Speaker 3:You get the movement in there. It just rubbed you the right way, so what was he talking about earlier?
Speaker 5:So now you might want to get consider a pair. No, I ain't getting no, silk you said 5.30 and you got 30 minutes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Silk drawers. That's like clockwork, though I don't need drawers for that. Silk ones ain't going to work. Yeah, I'm going to fucking just like look, Only time I'm ever late for work, that's a good point show, but other than that I'm on time.
Speaker 2:I'm going to wake me up every day before I have 30.
Speaker 3:Clockwork. Ha ha, ha ha. I better get on up next hour.
Speaker 1:Like it's go time. You wake up and be like hey, like that's your alarm clock on Josh, who's here? Who's here? You ain't.
Speaker 3:I hate to tell you, though, ain't we never doing that again? Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:It'll be a long time before somebody wake up and this motherfucker permitted Ever.
Speaker 4:Ever, ever.
Speaker 3:That's a long time you take the foe off that motherfucker man, that's a how long you in here for that's a long time. You take the foe off that motherfucker. I had to be the best one ever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, bernie Mac is hilarious man, bernie. Yeah, and I heard some.
Speaker 3:But I did hear some fucked up shit. No, actually, I read it. You don't never, ever have to lie to a woman, because eventually she was just lying to herself.
Speaker 2:Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3:I thought it was funny, but then I'm like man, that shit might be a little bit Something to that. You know, if you think about it.
Speaker 1:He said you'll never have to lie to a woman because eventually she's going to lie to herself.
Speaker 3:You don't like trying to convince her you're a good nigga. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. She won't let it. She's going to lie to herself that nigga, that nigga ain't no good. You know you're no good for your game.
Speaker 5:Oh, because you're going to why you won't take care of the kids, because he putting it down.
Speaker 3:She got a lot of her.
Speaker 1:You won't take care of the kids I'm telling you, I told you I ain't even want these kids.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Ha, ha, ha ha ha. Shit. Kid was a plan B. You was a plan B, nigga. What the fuck are you doing here?
Speaker 1:That's like the little lottery. Yeah, the little lottery thing. He said I thought you had some money. Oh man, that was so funny.
Speaker 3:I thought you had some money.
Speaker 5:I thought you had some money, so I watched that about 10 times.
Speaker 1:That was so funny. We we started walking friends in his house.
Speaker 4:He said daddy, daddy, we're going to be rich.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2:Dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was funny, that was so funny, darling, when he put hands on his little dog.
Speaker 4:I fell out. Say that shit one more time I swear to God, I'd knock your ass out the gloves gloves hanging in the garage.
Speaker 1:Remember when the wife was like, oh, why you hit her or something he said man, she stepped up. Ha ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3:That was crazy. Yeah, that'd be weird man.
Speaker 1:But who made that little uh?
Speaker 5:that little cartoon Covered up with stuff.
Speaker 1:dog, that shit was funny, Damn, when he said he said I'm going to give me 10 video thotties.
Speaker 4:Video thotties. Yeah, he showed me.
Speaker 2:Oh man, let's see if I can find that real quick.
Speaker 5:Oh, let's see if.
Speaker 3:I can find that they gave him a what he had, a. No, he had just won the lottery. Yeah, he had just won the lottery, that's all that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that shit was funny. That's just one of the power, yeah.
Speaker 1:I was going to say I don't look. I was going to say, send it, I'll play it. I'll play it over there, so y'all can at least hear the little skit that we talking about. That shit was hilarious, man We'll get a credit to. Oh, is that here? Send it. No, send it to me, I'll play it. It is. It is sound better. I think this is a short, short one. Oh that, that ain't the regular one.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I think it's the short one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to say if we send, if we hear the. It's a little cartoon skit that somebody put on the, on the the little group text or whatever that just sent you the little and it is hilarious, was this it here?
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1:All right, look, we're going to see.
Speaker 2:So, nice and quiet.
Speaker 3:Hold up and we got dead air.
Speaker 2:I know how somebody's supposed to be talking. Wait, hold up, here it is OK.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, oh my God. Hey, what's going on? What? 500 million dollars, 500, what I won? 500 million, won 500 from the lottery. Oh my gosh, we won. We won, mommy. What happened? Baby? We won, we won the lottery. You start speaking French. What? What does it mean? You said we, when did you start speaking French? You know what I'm saying? We won the lottery, we won. No, I won what I won, it's my ticket. I won, dad, dad, we're going to be so rich. We're going to be so rich, dad, right, 500 million, isn't that a lot, bitch? I'm going to be rich. What, what, what? We're not going to talk to our daughter like that.
Speaker 6:I don't care. She wasn't supposed to make it past the plan B. What is she getting excited for? She's getting excited because we won Tray, we won the lottery. Why wouldn't she win? She didn't win anything. That's what you're not getting in your head right now. Y'all didn't win. Are you being for real? What, dad, it's supposed to be all of our money? Why are you being me that glove's in the garage? What? You're trying to fight me for it? Nuh-uh, you're trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 2:Tray, dad is a child.
Speaker 6:She's stepping up like she's trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 2:You're going to fight our child for money.
Speaker 6:This is my ticket, I'm with this and you drove to get it in my car it matters it do matter.
Speaker 2:Yes, it do what.
Speaker 6:I want to see how I take it for me.
Speaker 2:Why would we have to do that.
Speaker 6:Dad please no, let's go, uncle, she's stepping up. Why would she do that?
Speaker 2:Dad.
Speaker 1:Oh, I got to find the mom first. Man, look who are Dog man, Dog. That is hilarious, Because someone has sent it to me on Instagram, uh-huh.
Speaker 5:And then I went on YouTube and found the full link.
Speaker 1:I was going to say, yeah, who is it? It's a.
Speaker 4:Hashtag Trey Rags T-R-A-R-A-G-A.
Speaker 1:That's who At Trey Rags. All right, yeah.
Speaker 4:The wrong person wins the lottery. Yeah, so do y'all go right there.
Speaker 1:Shout out to him Dog that's.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was Stepping up. She's stepped up Shit.
Speaker 4:You said we yeah because this.
Speaker 1:Wait, because this ain't the one.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because this ain't he didn't say nothing about the 10 video bodies, did he? He sent you the full link one, I think.
Speaker 1:Oh did he.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 3:All right, so Movie time right.
Speaker 6:Oh, my God oh my God.
Speaker 1:Hey what's going?
Speaker 6:on what? $500 million, 500, what, 1005, what?
Speaker 1:So hold on. Let's get to where y'all.
Speaker 6:William, isn't that a lot Bitch? I'mma be rich. What are you talking about? Whoa Trey, do not talk to our daughter like that. I don't hear it. She wasn't even supposed to make it past the plan B. I won. What is she getting excited for? She's getting excited because we won Trey. We won the lottery. Why wouldn't she be excited? She didn't win anything. That's what you're not getting in your head right now.
Speaker 1:Just a long version. Man Are you being for real.
Speaker 6:But, Dad, it's supposed to be all of our money. Why are you being me? Dad gloves in the garage. What you trying to fight me for? Nah, you trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 1:Trey, that is a child.
Speaker 6:She's stepping up like she's trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 1:You're going to fight our child for money.
Speaker 6:This is my ticket. I bought this and you drove to get it in my car, it don't matter.
Speaker 2:It do matter, yes, it do. What I?
Speaker 6:want to see y'all take it from me. Why would we?
Speaker 2:have to do that, Dad please no.
Speaker 6:What should I do? How could she step in up? What would she do then? What you getting buck for? What Did y'all put on a glove, are you serious? That's in my back pocket. I'm taking over a lottery ticket. I'm not getting nothing Over a lottery ticket. I'm not getting nothing. I'm spending this money on 10 BDO Dotties. I'm not part of that plan, you know what Don't you? Don't you.
Speaker 4:I'm not part of that plan.
Speaker 1:Oh, man Listen 10 BDO Dotties. Hilarious.
Speaker 5:People, but they be coming up with dogs, man. That's one thing about social media is you get to see other people's creativity, right?
Speaker 1:And now they say the algorithms is to keep us focused on this, and what's really going?
Speaker 5:on. What's really going on. That's true, Joe. What's really going on.
Speaker 3:The world's already in a handbasket bro. Tell the all the time AI taking over Already, huh Joe. The world's in a handbasket.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Already.
Speaker 5:You didn't order your Trump shoes yet though.
Speaker 3:No, let me get some.
Speaker 2:Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5:They only made so many. They're going to be Teemu knockoffs now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll get them, teemu.
Speaker 5:Dip them in gold. Joe, if you walk up here and some Trumps on, I'm going to take a picture.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you have to. I'm going to be looking good. Ha ha ha ha. Looking good, baby hey.
Speaker 5:How you going to dress them.
Speaker 4:You going to have all black on with some gold Trumps. Yeah, now you're going to have a gold With a.
Speaker 3:MAGA hat on Gold tracks, then I'm going to blind my tips Fall on your dread tips. Yeah, blind, my tips.
Speaker 5:You going to put a MAGA hat on?
Speaker 3:No, wear hats, that's how you go ball.
Speaker 5:You got to put a bucket, get a MAGA bucket.
Speaker 4:You look at me when you say that's how you go ball.
Speaker 2:Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5:Hey, you look straight over at you too.
Speaker 3:Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:Nobody would never know who's ball you got to tell them.
Speaker 6:Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:Ha they said, it's all.
Speaker 5:Ha ha ha ha. Hey, he flipping right on you. I know, man, that's how we hit the show right there I'm saying y'all.
Speaker 1:Hey, the only y'all. I think Dune, Dune is the only movie.
Speaker 3:The new movie that came out of heart, part two.
Speaker 1:Yep Dune part two, y'all.
Speaker 3:I didn't really like the first one though.
Speaker 1:I never seen it, all I said.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because I liked the original one. I like the original one.
Speaker 3:I like the original one. Yeah, have a watch it. I haven't, yeah, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the only new movie. It's Dune.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna fuck it long with it.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna fuck it up, but I know y'all have been watching the Love Is Blind memes what?
Speaker 1:Y'all have been up on that.
Speaker 5:Chelsea. Love Is Blind. Who was Nah? Oh y'all.
Speaker 1:What's that? A reality show.
Speaker 5:That's a reality show oh.
Speaker 3:I don't know why Love Is Blind, when love don't live here no more. Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5:Hey, because the big thing right now is they talking about the chick that says she's looking like Megan Fox. So it's kind of blowing up the show.
Speaker 1:Oh, I seen a picture of that, yeah, so that's kind of the show I seen her.
Speaker 3:She looked like Megan.
Speaker 1:Fox.
Speaker 5:Hell. No, she said she looked she can't fix it.
Speaker 2:She looked like a trans woman there you go, damn it.
Speaker 5:Megan.
Speaker 1:Fox is beautiful.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1:The chick was OK, but she didn't look like.
Speaker 5:Megan Fox, so that kind of. But there's a lot of controversy on this scene, so kind of blowing it up right now. Oh OK, how you going to say that I watched oh, I've been watching the Warrior.
Speaker 1:Is that the karate one that's?
Speaker 5:the karate, one Kind of a stage. Wait, what is that on? Right now? It's on Netflix, but I think it's starting on CineMax. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2:I started first season 10. After the ball is over.
Speaker 1:Hey, I watched my couple episodes of SWAT. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the last season of SWAT I want to watch.
Speaker 4:Shogun, but that's all.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I was trying to watch it. Oh, you know what that started? That just started, it started on 27th.
Speaker 4:So it's on. I'm about to go find it. It's on Hulu. I don't have Hulu, I mean, but but I got all the channels so I had to go find it.
Speaker 2:Oh, so what's on that TNT, right? I don't know. I'll let you know, I will find it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, let me see what else I watched. The last airbender, I watched it.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised you didn't watch it.
Speaker 5:So it's basically a real life version of the old one they made that.
Speaker 3:Is that so? No, so that was a movie.
Speaker 4:That was a movie. Yeah, that was a movie.
Speaker 5:Now they're actually making it serious.
Speaker 1:Oh see, oh. So I thought it was the movie, I thought they were redoing the movie again.
Speaker 5:No, they're making it serious, it's just, it's like the show, like I like the cartoon show, yeah, but now it's actually yeah, they're actually making a series now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I give it a shot.
Speaker 1:Yeah you'll like that. I do want to see a warrior Warriors good and a show gun Warriors good. So now.
Speaker 5:I've been watching Abbott.
Speaker 1:Elementary Abbott's good. That's a that's a layer. Trying to think that's about it for me and a couple of indoor track meets yeah.
Speaker 5:Track season coming up. I'm heavy right now. The Olympics is out this summer.
Speaker 1:Yes, sir, Watch out for your local track star. Congratulations baby.
Speaker 3:She made the finals in hurdles.
Speaker 1:Oh did she.
Speaker 3:Woo woo Nationals, yeah Nice.
Speaker 5:I mean in the eye. What about that kid that broke the world record, georgia indoor 400.
Speaker 1:Who are you talking about? You ain't talking about Boeing, are you?
Speaker 5:Boeing? Oh no, he runs for Georgia you talking about Matthew.
Speaker 1:Yeah, matthew Bowling yeah.
Speaker 5:He ran. What a 44? Indoor 400? A dud. I know that's been on the news quite a bit Other than that, no, I haven't seen that Bosco's a track expert.
Speaker 3:So you didn't know that.
Speaker 5:I don't use a track expert.
Speaker 3:I know you're a track expert.
Speaker 5:No, I never know you're a track expert, guess what.
Speaker 1:Oh well, anybody got something to say, anything?
Speaker 5:No, we're out.
Speaker 3:No, we're out. Spade and new year's dawgs, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead.
Speaker 1:You don't want to say nothing else. I don't want to be out. Hey, y'all guess what? We'll be back next week. All right, y'all, holla, peace, all right.