Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Ever wondered if Joe really bailed on us for greener pastures, or what kind of comedy gold ensues when we dissect our online shopping fails? Well, you're about to find out as we launch into a rollercoaster of an episode, packed with our classic banter and some not-so-typical takes on everything from practical purchases to high-fashion follies. We don't just stop there; get ready to reminisce on camping adventures and the simpler times of our humble beginnings, all while chuckling at our own expense.
If you've ever questioned the allure of a Birkin bag or how a pair of silk underwear can ruin your day, this episode has got you covered. We tackle the big stuff too - like the state of women's sports coverage, the undeniable prowess of WNBA legends, and the intriguing concepts of pain tolerance and recovery methods. Plus, we'll get up close and personal with some candid conversations about relationships and honesty that may have you rethinking your next date night accessory choice.
Wrap up your day with our hilarious take on a viral lottery skit that's been setting the internet ablaze. We're serving up hearty laughs and a side of insight into family dynamics when money comes into play. It's not every day you get to join a group of friends who can find the humor in life's mishaps while offering a fresh perspective on the seemingly mundane. So, grab your headphones, and let us be the soundtrack to your evening - where laughs are guaranteed and the unexpected is just another part of the journey.
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I, it's a fight. Yeah, yeah, it's a fight. Tomorrow night, top right ESPN. Hopefully they send me a check. I saw it on X, formerly Twitter. We got the crew back. Joe is back. Joe, you know everybody thought you hit lotter. No, it's like man Is that? We wasn't they. Everybody was like I, y'all ain't paying Joe enough. So Joe had to go move on the greener pastures.
Speaker 4So scratch off, yeah, I don't know what it went on. Scratch on one two.
Speaker 3Was a dollar dollar scratcher two dollars scratches you spent $40 and scratches one two and one two.
Speaker 1So you lost $38. Yes.
Speaker 3No, actually 36. Now I think about it, cuz they double.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, that's true.
Speaker 3Might fight, not saying it, but you can't deny it.
Speaker 1Hey, well, you know what? It's good to have everybody back. Welcome to the nobody's talking podcast. We are here For entertainment entertainment purposes only. Man whatever we say, don't take it to heart, because we don't know what we saying. Half the time we just Say crazy.
Speaker 2So you can do?
Speaker 4you can pick and choose for yourself. Yeah, no.
Speaker 1Hey, you can pick and choose what you want to listen to or Are they for real this way?
Speaker 4entertainment purposes only? Yeah, entertainment purposes on.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that's the Google. This is the Google. And.
Speaker 3Baby you the fact.
Speaker 1Check me next next week you guys start doing your job, you gotta say, you gotta hit with the.
Speaker 2Hey oh.
Speaker 3Hey what I had to do it because I ain't got no beats. That was you trying to say. But I'm fine, no beats, I was nobody know you to handle beats.
Speaker 4Until just now, everybody got a boy.
Speaker 5That's all beats are cold.
Speaker 3I. Know if your earphones still had a cord and that don't really detach.
Speaker 1Listen, I've been into coves and coves. I told you this cause is expensive. It is.
Speaker 3Like target expense why you make me feel so cheap you can find.
Speaker 1No, you make yourself feel cheap.
Speaker 2I'm saying Dude.
Speaker 1Damn. You know what colds pay us? They're gonna sit up here and be like you know what I did get a host of that show we're sponsoring, talking about us, and I was like no, I think y'all expensive. I did get a cold pressed user from them off.
Speaker 3I got them from calls. Yeah, I'm telling you, close you expensive.
Speaker 5What's nice about colds, though Pays, is that they give you colds cash if you spend money in them on to keep you coming back. Yeah, but you're gonna be like I don't forget about that.
Speaker 3It's a vicious cycle. I don't or you end up buying shit you get 10 days right, two weeks or something.
Speaker 5There's certain stuff I'll go and close and buy cuz it is. I know I used to buy my draws from there.
Speaker 3I don't do it. I'm on my draws. Well, you got enough.
Speaker 5No, it just went to a different brand.
Speaker 3I bought some cheap ones that can't be pronounced the name of the mother. I Feel I can't Be about 40 them over. Got a team move.
Speaker 5Some stuff you don't want to buy from team.
Speaker 1Hey, exactly hey team oh boy, I hear everybody, everybody talking about team oh.
Speaker 3I Motherfuckin shit, man Lou, for about the size of a baby. Actual size may vary hit my feet one time told that oh.
Speaker 1It heard you talking about your feet. Hey, did you have y'all ordered anything Like? You know it's supposed to be like extra large, and I always I know so, so I ordered.
Speaker 5I've ordered a few things off of table. Team will have already pronounced it, but yeah, if you your pronounced it they move.
Speaker 1Temu is all.
Speaker 4I know.
Speaker 1Oh, that's how you know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 5So I ordered extra large. Yeah, I should bought it in large.
Speaker 1Some stuff, I do Nothing man, we just talked about this before this show right, you call me fat Joe.
Speaker 3Oh, no, no, you're fat shaming. There's like the dude, say it all funny games.
Speaker 4You.
Speaker 5Anyway, I should've got an extra large Triple X that's it come small in the month. It just depends, I think depends on the Material you're my lufus.
Speaker 3Oh, that was true.
Speaker 5That was a loofah.
Speaker 1How much did you pay for it?
Speaker 3Oh, it was the kind like yeah, yeah, thanks for ordering.
Speaker 4Like one little little foot, yeah.
Speaker 5Well you figure, asian for the kids, asian people a little bit smaller.
Speaker 1So wish is uh, that's kind of like Like you know right.
Speaker 5It's an older version of T-MU.
Speaker 3You know, just killing the game.
Speaker 1Yeah, I see, wish on, I think on the Lakers.
Speaker 5I don't even go to wish no more, but yeah, I think T moves just kind of so you're gonna do you about start saying T move sponsor. Hey, they had like four spots on the Super Bowl at yet they did three or four. You got like a hundred dollars, hundred dollars worth of stuff. Probably About about what if the items or something like that for a hundred dollars.
Speaker 4I usually get, you get the 50% off six. I got, I got the thing every time I go to their site is Animal fans.
Speaker 3I got them things Putting the yards for keep them out. Mm-hmm, they work. So I had to go to Amazon, amazon and order me some of the animal balls, or whatever they call them. You just throw them out in the yard. They're not they supposed to keep me away.
Speaker 5I mean, I've ordered a few things off there Just to see Couple things with some clothes or some some like what are the hey dad shoes? Some knockoff. Hey dads, y'all seen those Like loafers, almost they call them, hey dad.
Speaker 4Yeah, like he's, he's they like Yeezys. I ain't nothing like you, they're kind of like loafers, Okay, but um, I ordered a couple pair of those.
Speaker 5It was like seven dollars each.
Speaker 4You say seven dollars, seven dollars each. Oh yeah, I see, right here say hey dude, hey, yeah.
Speaker 1What I call hey dad, hey dude, yeah. So I don't call them hey dude, hey dude.
Speaker 5I think that's just the guy Makers, just call him hey dude. I don't know, but you I know they sell them at Nordstrom. Hey dude, oh damn.
Speaker 1No, it's a hey dude, Like it's a.
Speaker 4Company.
Speaker 1Yes, it's a company yeah, oh yeah, hey, dude.
Speaker 5Yeah, they're actually called hey dude.
Speaker 1This dude look like Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3I ordered, I'm trying to think what I'm gonna have to get me a whole outfit.
Speaker 4Hey, and I'm gonna look for that Bruce Lee. Oh look, they got jumpsuit yellow, jumpsuit, yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1Got to look like.
Speaker 4Justin Bieber to the gym. I.
Speaker 1Don't think, I don't think it is me walk around, and it looked like it, though. Oh, that's probably why they got that's probably why they hired Shit.
Speaker 3Look around with the shorts, justin Bieber.
Speaker 5Okay, they got colleges.
Speaker 1Yeah, I see man.
Speaker 5I seen him at Nordstrom I never even heard of him.
Speaker 3I've never even been in.
Speaker 1You never been in.
Speaker 5North.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1They said they had a Nordstrom at all. Did that one? That fashion square, by the way it's?
Speaker 5guys, they'll.
Speaker 1Then it got with like Nordstrom rack.
Speaker 5Nordstrom rack is over there.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 5There's one.
Speaker 1What about sacks? You've been the sacks.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 5I think it's only been the only thing's only been the car.
Speaker 1Oh, there's Barney.
Speaker 5Sorry, target.
Speaker 1No, barney's Barney yeah, we used to have a Barney's here. What's?
Speaker 5the fanciest store you've been in. Joe.
Speaker 3JCPenney.
Speaker 1Hey, that's why I got all that money.
Speaker 3Got me a leather jacket.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's why I got all that money.
Speaker 5I, I'm good, it's all the same Just paying for a name.
Speaker 1No, sometimes Now sin up here paying Like I ain't gonna pay those 700, 750 dollars for no damn slides.
Speaker 3Hey, I ain't gonna pay, no just cuz it.
Speaker 1You know, got a certain name brand on there.
Speaker 3I'm not doing that purse. No, no well that's when you ain't doing with junk it up.
Speaker 1But it makes it but you know Somebody out there like 750 dollars.
Speaker 4that's cheap. Yeah, they don't listen to this podcast, Right oh?
Speaker 1yeah, so we can talk about it. We can talk about it, it's 750 for some person.
Speaker 5It's cheap, class holds, we can start talking about some of them, brother, some expensive bags right Birkin, birkin.
Speaker 3Hermes For all that damn toilet paper you're gonna use in a year. Oh my goodness, you talk about nigga. Can't keep toilet paper when a woman in the house, when the women in the house, yeah, no toilet paper paper times you buy, so do you buy the good stuff when you get? Yes, I do buy the good stuff.
Speaker 5I'm with you, steve.
Speaker 3Yeah, I shop at.
Speaker 4Sims. So I just buy a boat. I do too good stuff. I buy in bulk the shaman man. I went somewhere where they had they had the one ply.
Speaker 5I'm like how the hell you even want? I don't even use toilet paper.
Speaker 3I'm a baby wipe in my.
Speaker 5Sometimes you have to use now toilet paper. No, you don't.
Speaker 1Hey, I'm gonna tell you what tanks said.
Speaker 3I take them here where I go.
Speaker 1Shout out to tank and j valentine r&b money podcast. You know I like to shout out other people's podcast that, uh, what it tanks is doing the weight Uh way better than us.
Speaker 6But anyway they got, they got sponsors.
Speaker 4I'm gonna tell you what they say. They got real sponsors, hey see they're them cats, them niggas seen. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1And then j valentine got baby hairs. So anyway, they said well, tank said in 2023 or 2024, you should not be using toilet paper. Really, that's what he said. That's what he said sometimes, that's his reason to be somewhere.
Speaker 5No, I don't know. He just said you say the trees.
Speaker 1You say no, he just said a baby white. He know. No, no, no, he didn't say he shouldn't be using toilet paper. He said you should not be dry wiping. That's, that was the exact quote. You should not be dry wiping in 2023.
Speaker 3Probably.
Speaker 1The, what, the bidet? Oh, I've never seen. Look see, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3Yeah, because it's quick, one of your ass.
Speaker 4I got bidets on all my toilet. That shit is nice.
Speaker 3Yeah, but the thing about it is I know, yeah, that's a rich niggas up here, listen he talked about bidets.
Speaker 1He got bidets on all his toilets.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it ain't gonna and you wear hey dude shoes. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that's it.
Speaker 2He's not 100% of you, it's just yeah sometimes man, you got a white.
Speaker 6You still got a white, doesn't?
Speaker 4matter, but it makes you feel fresh Dang after the white. You just don't hit the dry wipe niggas to wet white.
Speaker 1No, so that's what he was saying. He was like you should not dry wipe. So basically, all he's saying is you need to be using uh, he said you need to be using Wipes, baby wipes.
Speaker 3Every time you use it flushable? Yes, I mean, I use them, but not every time when I'm. You just say.
Speaker 1I have toilet paper.
Speaker 5I mean, I have toilet paper too, but I'm just saying everywhere you go To fly, I don't take wipes with me everywhere I go. Why not?
Speaker 4I got him in my car.
Speaker 3You got him too, so so okay.
Speaker 5Yeah, you in a. You in a building. You're in an office building. Whatever you, you got a meeting. You're gonna. You have to go take, go, drop a deuce. You're gonna go out to your car, grab some whites and go back in.
Speaker 1No, they're gonna be in the office.
Speaker 5I was talking about if you just ran them somewhere.
Speaker 1Yes, I told you I ain't gonna relive my target story. But ever since then, I swear to goodness.
Speaker 4I can't say they didn't have toilet paper right, they with me.
Speaker 3No, I'm just saying, but I can't. Yeah, but the toilet paper they put inside is the Public stalls ain't but one plot.
Speaker 4That's the one, that's true. That's true. That's the one. You gotta go a hundred times.
Speaker 5Then you go out there and you wet it rolling, yeah, and then you go back and you wipe. So you go away? Uh-oh, oh yeah, I didn't got out the stall.
Speaker 4I don't round out the stall you wet my toilet paper.
Speaker 5You walk it out the stall with your drawers and your pants around your ankle, yeah.
Speaker 4I sure, did I sure did.
Speaker 3I sure did. The thing about it is, if you using that one plan not right, you're gonna fuck up your.
Speaker 5Ain't no dry, wipe it out him real.
Speaker 3Look, this is what we do, either, that you get the finger sometimes you can't use.
Speaker 1These is real conversations from real people.
Speaker 3You gotta use one way. You can't use them.
Speaker 5I'm just telling you this third situation where you, somewhere you just don't have them. You had to be a no you you can use just hit you.
Speaker 3There's no situation. I mean you just gotta keep them when you I mean, there's no situation.
Speaker 5You know, there's one pie you gotta you there's no situation.
Speaker 3You should use one plot.
Speaker 1So my line of business okay now you know, next week, what have you in the porta party, hey, next week?
Speaker 3No, you gotta go dumb in your pocket Fucking dude whites.
Speaker 1You mess around. Listen, they're gonna be dry if you keep them in your pocket.
Speaker 2No you're gonna take.
Speaker 5You don't use them. You're gonna take them out the package I can take you, take them.
Speaker 1Okay, my pack dude. They're gonna say they're not gonna dry up, right?
Speaker 5away? No, but I'm telling you. So what I have is a big package. I don't, I don't buy the little like the little ones, I buy the big package is wrong with you?
Speaker 2They explain your story. Man, all right, man Go ahead, Go ahead.
Speaker 4You buy the big package right.
Speaker 5So you tell me I gotta take this big package of wipes everywhere I go.
Speaker 3No, you put in a ziplock bag if you got a big bang, big white. Okay, that's true, because that's what I do.
Speaker 1And you're still in your pocket.
Speaker 4I put in my gym bag. I got. I got wipes in my gym bag. I got the whole pack.
Speaker 3I can just carry me away. I got one of my man. I got one in each bathroom. Yeah, no, I do, I got one in my lunchbox I got one of my locket.
Speaker 1Oh, I keep them. I keep them in my backpack.
Speaker 3Order your box up.
Speaker 5My fam is on no, I got Two bars.
Speaker 6My focus be like that be.
Speaker 1Barber even get it.
Speaker 4That's a wet white boy square.
Speaker 3You all in the palm of your hand.
Speaker 1You gonna be sitting up here, like man, I got some brownie on my.
Speaker 3Like damn wet. Hey the motherfucker, fall out your hand.
Speaker 4Right the wet white be in the toilet. You got a hand for the shit.
Speaker 1I didn't even want to go there. I just said, brownie, you take your socks off oh. Hey, I'm telling you, that's a serious situation, that's a cold red.
Speaker 5right there you in the cold red.
Speaker 4Hey, I didn't do that shit before. I was like fucking man, throw them drawers away.
Speaker 5For real.
Speaker 4Take a moment job site no toilet, I'm all day.
Speaker 1That McDonald's. We keep a backpack or something with you. Hey, people don't carry briefcases. No more, dude. No, that's like from the egg, do you?
Speaker 3See, you do your backpack.
Speaker 2Yes, see you.
Speaker 4Everything's in the backpack. I call it the player.
Speaker 1In your player pack. Man, you thought on baby wipes right up in that backpack.
Speaker 3I'm gonna say it again there's no situation where you should use one plumber here. No, I didn't start the fire with that shit. I'm telling you. I said gonna disintegrate For you to get to the god damn wood, I'm telling you to disintegrate like, or it won't even light up. Hey man, it's a pole we gotta start this fire.
Speaker 5The amber is in shit, or just you.
Speaker 3Better grab that two fly Eat away at it with no flame or nothing.
Speaker 2Yeah no, disintegrates, it's like it's like the magic trick yeah. Should be gone, yeah that's crazy.
Speaker 4I guess that's why I don't camp. See, I don't, can't fuck that shit.
Conversation on Camping and Humble Beginnings
Speaker 3I don't, can't be the. I hear all these people talking about camping and shit like and they didn't really camp in there because they never so I was in the club.
Speaker 5Now, you know, y'all never scouts.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5You was a scout. Yeah, you know what you didn't count when you was, you didn't camp when you was a scout.
Speaker 1No, I'm gonna tell you why I won't count my scout was on the west side you know, Underage underprivileged kids.
Speaker 3So we didn't go camping and he's just wearing the uniform Right.
Speaker 4We just I wanted we earned badges by going to ask people for money. God, that's what we did.
Speaker 1So y'all never get to go to the gold.
Speaker 4No no, we didn't. I didn't ever go, I didn't stay in at that long hey. I wanted I figured out a couple people.
Speaker 1I wanted to count when, after I saw the movie meatballs yeah, it's old movie, so far you all that don't know, just google meatballs I wanted to camp and never did it up until Probably like high school, we had a basketball camp and, uh, bob Huggins, his dad, charlie, was the eastern Ohio basketball camp, way, way out in the sticks and we stayed, like the whole team stayed in these cabins and stuff. We want to sound like a possum, but but that really that's not even Like true camp. You was in the cabin. So yeah, we was in the cabin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm just saying that's the closest thing. That's overnight. Yeah, that's the closest thing that I've ever been till, you know, because the water smelled.
Speaker 3Funny too, y'all, because we're just from the city camping, camping, camping, campings but y'all are former military, so I know y'all camp, camp in the story room. Why? Because I grew up camping in the country.
Speaker 4Had no street lights in the beginning of Ray Charles.
Speaker 6It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 4I wanted to see picture.
Speaker 3Beginner, the Ray Charles was like there was a slave days man cut off shorts and shit. No shirt, no shoes.
Speaker 4Yeah, bam Bam bigalow right there. Bam Bam, bam, bam Bam Bam.
Speaker 3I'm not kidding, I'm serious. My mom used to get them old clothes and cut them in half, and you wear these for the summer time.
Speaker 4You're still wearing them, right.
Speaker 1Yeah, one, once you your pants became high watered. Yeah, you have some new shorts.
Speaker 4You have some tight ass shorts Everybody had off.
Speaker 3They get a hold off James. Oh yeah, that's, oh yeah.
Speaker 4Oh, they made it last. We ain't buying, you know.
Speaker 1That's why you have to appreciate what you have right now.
Speaker 5Because of the humble began country, but that's deep country country Y'all.
Speaker 4Who you telling the shit nigga.
Speaker 3I was wearing tough skins. I was 18. I was in the service before I got my first pair of Levi's.
Speaker 4Well, I know, yeah, fucking tough skins Levi's and Nike's. I was so proud of myself like, yeah, I got a pair of Chuck's. Well, I was having a month when I got that Chuck I finally got one when he had a city.
Speaker 3Sign them on, fuckers. Yeah, I was wearing a goddamn unsigned converse for a long time.
Speaker 4Those are, those are real converse. Those are we call those happy.
Speaker 2I'm gonna see fucked up today Wearing them wearing the must-have converse and I'm not gonna converse.
Speaker 5It's a joke Joke could probably go out there walk barefoot on them rocks when by it wouldn't bother you one.
Speaker 1You've been getting them pampered up a little bit stub.
Speaker 3Yeah, I've been sanding them down a little bit.
Speaker 4Yeah, remember that episode of martin, oh you gotta go to work on my respect.
Speaker 2She had some sparks flies you had the hard hat.
Speaker 3Oh man, yeah, he had some roads oh yeah, and she up that morning.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that's it right there. Give between them toes. Yeah, my.
Speaker 1Martin boy, that's Good and that's great. Back humor right there, no very now everybody gotta goddamn horror story.
Speaker 3Now you know oh yeah. Damn, it was that bad. Yeah, you know, I wasn't there though, so it wasn't bad for them. Might not have been bad for somebody right right.
Speaker 1See all that stuff wouldn't, uh, it wouldn't fly today, no. And then people's attention span is like Mostly everybody watch stuff on phone or youtube.
Speaker 2Three minutes.
Speaker 1Yeah, we were before all that stuff, so you know we can we can transition.
Speaker 3Oh, you got us three minutes, but after that they on to something else.
Speaker 1Yeah, like I did, I watched the uh vent staples. Oh, it was good.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, it was, it was all right. Yeah, it was different. Yeah, no, it was real different, it was good. I like the the one, the barbecue episode had me.
Speaker 1That's all I'm saying, because I don't want to tell nobody. The bank robber episode had me weak dog Dog. The barbecue episode had me. I was sitting up here like his uncle JJ. I said come on, dog, I saw. I saw that from a million miles away.
Speaker 5Yeah, that was pretty cool. I was like y'all they watched.
Speaker 1Yeah Uh, vent staples it's on netflix. He's a rapper. Yeah, it's a quick watch, Uh yeah it's like six episodes or something like that it's uh, five, five, five episodes about 20 minutes. Yeah, I was like you don't get. You don't get a lot of the jokes. Man, you're gonna get a lot of the jokes. She's like oh okay, it's real. I see what you're doing Ha ha, it's different. Yeah it's funny.
Speaker 5But uh, what's the name? Um produced it with them. Who Um the blackish? Oh yeah, kenya, yeah, yeah, yeah, can you burst yeah?
Speaker 1yeah, no, that's, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 5Yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1Is that? Uh, vanessa bell Callaway was in there. Mm-hmm, yeah, she was the mom, his girlfriend.
Speaker 5She was real cute, I liked her man that, yeah, that I don't want to say yeah, the barbecue, I'm just saying yeah, just to no, I know what you're saying, like with the bank. Banking the bank and the barbecue. They were all interesting episodes.
Speaker 2Oh no they were.
Speaker 1It's trust me, it's a.
Speaker 3Oh no, I'll give it a shot. Yeah, yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1Check it out.
Speaker 5It's kind of slow. At first You'd be like, eh, but then you just keep watching it.
Speaker 1I watch it just because I'm like dude. It's only I've been watching YouTube. It's only like 20, 21 minutes.
Speaker 5So you're the short attention span.
Speaker 1Yeah, but Joe, hey, joe, watch some movies though too. Though, joe, come back, man, joe, man.
Speaker 6I sat here and watched like three or four, because I remember the.
Speaker 1Uh, it was one movie you told me to watch. Uh Right, I remember you just talked about the one during Christmas time On the.
Speaker 3Silent.
Speaker 1Night or Violet Night.
Speaker 3Violet Night yeah, yeah, and then the brick layer was pretty good.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, See, I didn't see that.
Speaker 3I was basically like the beekeeper.
Pop Culture Conversations and Rumors
Speaker 1Oh, okay, yeah yeah. See that's all you got to tell me right there. But it's good though, I'm all in. I'm all in. I love movies like that and uh.
Speaker 3What else I'm like saying I'm pretty much a sci-fi fantasy person.
Speaker 1I'm action comedy man. I like Ron Combs. Ron Combs are funny you know, we had I mean we had Ron Combs back, you know, like the best man and Something about Mary yeah something about Mary. That's my, that's my. Shit even uh way, way back, uh something about Mary. Oh, my goodness, I uh.
Speaker 5I'm mostly action. Two can play that game.
Speaker 1Comedy oh fucking, I've been Zoo-lander. Oh shit, no, I never saw Zoo-lander, zoo-lander.
Speaker 3Dude that shit is funny.
Speaker 5I've never seen Zoo-lander, zoo-lander's funny.
Speaker 1It's been still as funny though, yeah, yeah, meet the parents, meet the parents. It's hilarious, all of them, yeah, and the Falkers and all that, yeah, and we're the Millers that's another girl that's hilarious Like we're the.
Speaker 5Millers.
Speaker 3All the National.
Speaker 5Lampoons Pretty good, all those National Lampoons.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, chevy Chase, I love that cat, caddy Shack.
Speaker 1Can't forget about that. Oh yeah, Caddy Shack is hilarious. Hey, remember Fletch. Yeah, Fletch was hilarious man. We got a new Ghostbusters coming. I saw that.
Speaker 5I'm excited for that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, I know I'm going to see that for sure that's true, and it's like how many did they make one.
Speaker 5They made one.
Speaker 1Well, the very original one was from the 80s.
Speaker 5Yes, so they had the three, the three original ones, ghostbusters, one, two.
Speaker 1Did they make three original ones? I?
Speaker 5thought there was three, okay, and then they came back with another one, but it wasn't them, it wasn't them.
Speaker 1And then they came back with the ladies. Yeah, they brought them all back in this kind of they brought them all back, yeah.
Speaker 5Are they all still?
Speaker 3alive. Yeah, they brought them all back from the Ghostbusters movies.
Speaker 5So Dan Akroy's still alive.
Speaker 3Yeah, they all back. Okay, okay, the oldest fuck, but they still alive. Bill Murray, bill Murray they say, he got him a young chick.
Speaker 1Oh, bill Murray. Yeah, somebody said Bill Murray was messing around with a milkshake. Yeah, uh, khalise.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's who you mentioned.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Go Bill, what's she?
Speaker 5She was married to Nas yeah.
Speaker 3Don't give a fuck. Bill got it going on, point.
Speaker 1Bill ain't playing. Huh, he ain't fucking around. Everybody's shot, especially in the community. Everybody like uh look up Bill Murray's girlfriend. What'd it say? Lovely, I'm the fact checker.
Speaker 4Hold on Eatin' it from.
Speaker 1Root to the Tudor. Yeah, you drinking all the milkshake. Huh, my milkshake drink all the. Oh, she gonna drink the milks.
Speaker 4You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1Well, I'm saying, you gonna eat her milkshake.
Speaker 5Yeah, what'd it say Poorly dating singer Khalise, Khalise yeah 72, she's 43.
Speaker 3That's what I'm talking about Go Bill, go Bill, see.
Speaker 1And they mad at Dre of Michelle, for Is Dre married or not married? But is she pregnant? No, she wrong.
Speaker 3Allegedly she wrong for that.
Speaker 1Okay, now, real quick, I'm just saying this yeah, but has she?
Speaker 3not known him prior to all this. That'd be different. Right right right they met. You know what I mean, but she knowin' the niggas since she was in high school probably. That's like putting your application in.
Speaker 1I know they say he has a 21-year-old son or she has a 21-year-old son.
Speaker 3I mean, I'm just saying, from my understanding she met him like.
Speaker 1Oh, she met him when he was in high school when he was younger.
Speaker 3He was younger. That's what I understand.
Speaker 1Yeah, allegedly, allegedly. She used to talk to.
Speaker 4Tyra.
Speaker 2Taylor.
Speaker 5Yeah, remember, yeah, she's only 39.
Speaker 1Right, her boyfriend is 21.
Speaker 3She don't talk to Tyra, no more.
Speaker 1She's a basketball player. Yeah, Jalen Green.
Speaker 3Oh damn.
Speaker 1That one, that was getting humped on.
Speaker 3That's the one.
Speaker 1Oh was he the one getting humped on.
Speaker 2That's him.
Speaker 1Oh, was that him In the dorm?
Speaker 3Ain't that him.
Speaker 1Oh, allegedly.
Speaker 3Hey, y'all know no, allegedly that's shit on tape this fuck.
Speaker 1Hey, wait, I forgot about that. I don't know about that too. Yeah, this is part of it. It wasn't Jalen Green In the dorm.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, that was Jalen. I'm about to fact check, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3Oh, my page six says I'm glad he's pregnant Kellys and Bill.
Speaker 4Murray broke up after two months of dating. They had a whirlwind summer romance.
Speaker 3Oh man, I'm sorry, bill, but where'd he go, bill?
Speaker 1It was fun while I lasted. Right, yeah, it was fun while I lasted. I know you should have came and saw me.
Speaker 3Bill. I got a friend of a friend. They created a new pill. What's that? Five days got it.
Speaker 5Jalen Green didn't help.
Speaker 3Oh, they got him cocked open too, boy.
Speaker 5You ain't seen that, oh shoot.
Speaker 3I don't know, got him cocked open Time when they were joking. Yeah, I remember enjoying that too much.
Speaker 5I think it didn't fight or nothing.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 6Man yeah.
Speaker 3He put up no resistance, duh Take, take, take, take, take, take it Duh.
Speaker 1Hey, hey, listen, Take it, Take it, Take it Duh. Who was man? Who was making the noise? I don't know. I hope that wasn't him.
Speaker 5Man the dude, videotaping is going to be wrong Listen.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 1Somebody said they said the good thing about being 40 was you was able to do all your crazy stuff.
Speaker 5Without getting caught? Yep.
Speaker 1And ain't none of it on video, Right? Because I'm just saying, had that, that wouldn't have been us, but had that been us if they?
Speaker 3had this shit when we was running. I was young. I'd probably be in prison. Why, joe I?
Speaker 1know we did some crazy stuff, but I never did nothing like that, though. Statue of Libertations is over, Joe.
Speaker 3Leaving bitches in the parking lot on the floor and shit. Thanks, storytime.
Speaker 5They can still get you for a civil trial right now. They can't remember who I am. What the hell they can't?
Speaker 3That's so funny. That nigga talk about me, oh shit.
Speaker 5They can't get you on the rape charge. No, they can't they know, Statue of Libertations on rape.
Speaker 3That's what they say. I try to find out where they find the evidence. Who the hell, oh, evidence for 40 goddamn years.
Speaker 5How did he get it off? Because they don't have the Statue of Libertations.
Speaker 1So look, was he doing it to men.
Speaker 3He was having sex with men and what they say, everything. He just did it for getting the names of a man except a snake. I can see that he freaking like that. What they saying.
Speaker 1I'm for real listen.
Speaker 5I ain't been paying that much attention.
Speaker 1I just kind of.
Speaker 5Who else just came up with something Legendary Something? Someone said something about him.
Speaker 1I had no 50 cent been going in, shhh 50.
Speaker 350 was going in on him.
Speaker 5It wasn't a game. It wasn't a game.
Speaker 1They said 50, put a picture up. I guess it was Floyd.
Speaker 3It wasn't.
Speaker 2Meek.
Speaker 1Mill, it was Floyd Diddy and it was somebody else. I guess the picture looked like they were all kissing or something and I guess 50 was like see this wine coming in. Now you all is partying. Oh, because of this freaky shit. Oh, 50 is the latest.
Speaker 2Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 5It was Rafa Meek Mill. There was something going on with that.
Speaker 3No something I was interviewing and they was talking about they ain't coming back, they ain't rapping no more, because it's a shit.
Speaker 5It said, rafa Meek Mill has been put on blast to an alleged sexual relationship he had with Diddy. What yeah?
Speaker 3No, but I'm just saying they had one dude. They had him on camera. He was all about to cry and shit. Tell him I ain't gonna rap no more. I can't think of his name yet, but it wasn't. I don't think it was Meek Mill, oh wow, I'm not getting it.
Speaker 1So now look. So now you think, now they just trying to just throw people out there.
Speaker 3Well, listen, here's a serious question.
Speaker 1I think they trying to normalize it, and now look, I'm for one I just want to say this you love who you want to love. But my thing is like these, like is these niggas, like I mean you can almost, you can almost talk to pretty much any woman you want to talk to.
Speaker 3Right, so I guess there's not enough.
Speaker 1There's so so, so, so many women in the world. But not so I guess you didn't honestly got tired of the poom poom and I mean, if you want to do it to somebody in a booty, just do it to a woman in a booty.
Speaker 4You would think right yeah.
Speaker 5You would think you might be attracted to the masculinity, though, because a woman's not.
Speaker 1We're getting a masculine woman. I mean, if you, if you ask me, okay, now here's a here's listen, here's a masculine woman and here's a man. Give me the masculine woman. Oh yeah, that's you.
Speaker 3Give me the masculine woman, you have to have a motherfucker, manly motherfucker, just go to WNBA. Oh my.
Speaker 2God.
Speaker 1See that. That's why we can't never go nowhere. That's why we're never invited to any party. Now, when we go to the NBA, I'm not the NBA you go to the best of both worlds Now when we go to the WNBA draft to watch Caitlin. Clark get picked by the Indiana Fever she getting turned out.
Speaker 3Now the Sparks got second so they might pass. That's some beautiful woman in WNBA. Now it is Back. Then it wouldn't Ain't been around that long, been around long enough 1996.
Speaker 5That's been around that long 1996.
Speaker 2And you're going to tell me.
Speaker 3No, it hasn't the only woman that was crazy about the NBA was Tina Thompson 1996.
Speaker 1You like that lipstick.
Speaker 4Scarlett Dickens, tina Thompson.
Speaker 1Now Scarlett Dickens is more new, though.
Speaker 6We go back to Tina Thompson boy.
Speaker 1Tina.
Speaker 5Thompson like.
Speaker 1Cheryl Swoops no.
Speaker 5You don't like Cheryl Swoops? No, I'm done with you, joe. We need video on his face.
Speaker 3That got damn, tina Thompson.
Speaker 1We're going to start to go fun. We're going to start to go fun me. We're going to put nobody talking podcast and we're going to get a camera. We're going to start filming. I think don't have one of them cameras, you can just sit here and then, when you talk, what you got to look good with you.
Speaker 3Rebecca Lobo, look good with you.
Speaker 1Yeah, rebecca Lobo is a nice looking woman.
Speaker 5Cheryl Swoops is better looking than Rebecca.
Speaker 3Lobo Tamika Ketchins.
Speaker 1I ain't going to agree with you, I ain't going to agree, but I don't want to be at the top, and here's what.
Speaker 3I want to say, and here's what I want to say Lisa Leslie, lisa Leslie. Oh yeah, she got it, especially when she's done up, yeah. She was a model man. She's tall, she's 6'5". She's tall, she can walk right on. I could, y'all couldn't. I can walk right underneath. She met me back in the day. She would have fell in love with me, boy. She doesn't shout motherfuckers. You little shop motherfucker, like like Burning Max. You little shop motherfucker, madden here, son of a bitch.
Speaker 5Shit the most. I got the list of the most current, the most beautiful WNB players of 2024 now, first off now.
Speaker 1No, I'm gonna tell you right now this is our subjective and we do not like to objectify women, but this for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 3That thing gonna go by popularity.
Speaker 5Olivia Nelson adoba Yep.
Speaker 1Yeah, but is that the one to play? Wait, is that the one? Play for Dallas? She?
Speaker 5announced she played at Yukon. She plays for the sparks and.
Speaker 3LA sparks boy yeah, they coach over that fuck to Lexi Brown.
Speaker 1That's what. That's the one she would bang out. She's with Gilbert arenas. That's the D Brown's daughter. That's the. Yeah, lexi Brown, that's D Brown's daughter.
Speaker 5Okay, okay, yeah, all right. Number three I don't even know now, sad, but she's beautiful, right here, right here grunt taste.
Speaker 1In your opinion hey, nigga they ain't they miss yet real Joe, see she can get it.
Speaker 5Katie loose Sanderson.
Speaker 4Yeah, she can get it.
Speaker 3Yeah definitely here, In 2020, for is the age of the filter. I'm just saying I knew this is the age of the filter. Yeah, I picture it bro. I want, I want to see what they look like.
Speaker 1You trying to get catfished. Let me see who they got next.
Speaker 3All right, so number. I want to see a pimple or something.
Speaker 5Yeah, I wanna Smith. Yeah, I got to go on occasion. I got to a people or something. Neek buildings number seven oh yeah. Yeah, got her All right, so we got one Neek.
Speaker 2No, so why Stop at?
Speaker 510. Teya Teya Cooper. Teya Cooper, teya Cooper.
Speaker 6You OK OK.
Speaker 5You like her I like her.
Speaker 2This is my star Satu Sabala.
Speaker 1I think that's the one to play for the death. Hey, I apologize.
Speaker 2I'm going to say the Dallas.
Speaker 1Mavericks but.
Speaker 3Dallas Wings yeah, the Dallas Stars or the Wings. How do you even watch a WNBA game? Because I ain't seen that shit on Harlem no channels. It's not all right now.
Speaker 1When it's on, it's on all the time It'd be on ESPN, and you know, rob Parker just asked that question.
Speaker 3Dude, you don't. It's just like college.
Speaker 1I heard a little slip Like women's college basketball right.
Speaker 5Women's college basketball. You don't see that shit to March, Madness no it's been on, I see it on all the time. Which channel? Espn? The Ocho?
Speaker 3No, I know what he's saying you don't see it on, the men are on all the time, Like any day of the week.
Speaker 1you can turn on it and you'll see the guys.
Speaker 3And I was wanting to watch Alabama game. It's on SEC. Go to SEC Network. Can't find it nowhere. Guess what is that when SEC one? What the fuck is that at?
Speaker 1I didn't even know they had an SEC one.
Speaker 3I was just saying I know we got ESPN, got the ESPN plus and all that.
Speaker 2It's like SEC plus Got to subscribe. Subscribe to what?
Speaker 3the fuck. Is that why you got to subscribe and pay for other fucking women's college?
Speaker 5They just don't bring in the money. It's not as decided as men's.
Speaker 1No, and that's what we're seeing the pair saying.
Speaker 5Unless you're Caitlin Clark. Everybody want to see her break.
Speaker 1But right, but here's the thing I'm saying bro. Once it's going to lose, as Luster, once she goes to the WNBA, because a lot of people still will watch college.
Speaker 4Yeah, but with the WNBA for some reason that I don't sell out like I'm doing right now.
Speaker 5The problem with women's college basketball is you got the teams at the top. South Carolina, no, so it's a big difference. It's a big difference, right? Men's college basketball all those guys can knock you con is number one right now I think you can knock everybody off in women's team.
Speaker 4Everybody can knock off in women's team. Yeah.
Speaker 1I mean it was a few upsets, I think, last year, how you think.
Speaker 5OK, other than last year, other than South Carolina losing last year to LSU but.
Speaker 3LSU. No, they didn't lose to LSU.
Speaker 5No, they beat, they lost to Iowa. Iowa, that's right.
Speaker 3But come on, really, that's when you feel, now, Caitlin Clark was like, oh, it's Caitlin Clark.
Speaker 5But you can already, right now, pencil South Carolina in the national championship game, right, no?
Speaker 4I say they make it to the final four, and then they won, they won.
Speaker 3When did the tournament start?
Speaker 4They've been struggling a lot this year. They've been behind a couple of times too, Even though they've been winning.
Speaker 1Caitlin Clark. They play Ohio State. She probably get the record Tomorrow, right yeah.
Speaker 5That's going to be on TV?
Speaker 4Yeah, LeBron about to get the record too. He's what.
Speaker 1Nine points, nine, yeah, nine points away.
Speaker 5He'll do that tomorrow night.
Speaker 1Listen. Nine points for what LeBron has hit 40,000.
Speaker 440,000 points Career, time, career. Nobody else has done it. 40,000. Sit your old ass down, damn.
Speaker 2That's the name you're doing.
Speaker 4Fuck that.
Speaker 2Go.
Speaker 3LeBron Shit, go play with Iowa. Lebron, I stay in the bitch and play with both of my sons. Goat status I play with both of my sons Fuck that Listen, lebron please, I tell you, let's just drag the problem.
Speaker 1He could both play five more years, Matter of fact, dude he could come off the bench If he played five more years, he still wouldn't be the worst player on the team, right, true?
Speaker 3He was still average, at least 10. I played five more years and I played with all my kids.
Speaker 1If he played when he was 45, I mean he slowed down a little bit.
Speaker 5But it's hard Help, nigga, you don't even see it.
Speaker 1You don't even see it, ok you want to talk about slow down. Let him come out there and play with us, oh no, no, I'm being for real, no, yeah, no, he's not.
Speaker 5It ain't that much age difference.
Speaker 2He's down, he's not. It's not worth though, no, no, I get that.
Speaker 1But I'm talking about. He's talking about the slow down, his. I'm talking about slow down.
Speaker 4compared, his slow down is different than our slow down. Shit His slow down. I don't think he really Put millions into his body. I don't think he really slowed down.
Speaker 3I think he's conserving. You think so?
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean he got the jump as high as he does. He still serves, because he will. He'll turn it on. You just go, I'm going to tell you He'll turn it on, he'll know now.
Speaker 4Now he just like I don't need to play that hard, I don't need to play that hard, until he needs to play that hard.
Speaker 1I'm going to tell you what a great coach told me once. He said you know, when you get older, he says no no, this is what he said. No, it's for real. He said I'm not as good as I once was, but I can be as good as I ever was once. That's a country, think about it. So, no, no, but hey, think about it, think about it. I'm just telling you, it's a country song no, so maybe that's where he got it from.
Speaker 3I don't know where he got it from, but I know that's a country song you don't have that same discipline.
Speaker 1He wasn't getting that coach stuff.
Speaker 4You won't get those coaching nuggets.
Speaker 1See that, see how he want to knock like oh, that's a country song. But, it was from a white guy, so maybe he liked the country song.
Speaker 3He's a white country guy.
Speaker 1That's a country song hey well, is it not true? Think about it.
Speaker 3Think about it At once.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can be as good as I was once, so now let's say you go out there and you play and you be like damn, I'll be hitting everything. Then you go out and play the next week you can't hit nothing, maybe that was next week.
Speaker 3You can't even move.
Speaker 1But that was that one time. You can't even move, but you go back 20 years ago like shit dig it.
Speaker 4I used to do this area down.
Speaker 1Exactly In my sleep. That's exactly what it is right there. Look at that.
Speaker 3They're trying to knock down my antidote. It's like you see how I did it. I ain't trying to knock down your antidote. You were just about to insult me to the end and I just nipped it in the bud. I'm just saying, that's all that is.
Speaker 5He just said you already said he chopped that calls. He said you about to insult me.
Speaker 1Hey calls, is it?
Speaker 2I don't chop it calls because calls is expensive.
Speaker 3He was going to do it and like this is fucked up, I said you just I didn't say anything.
Speaker 5How does he do it though?
Speaker 3I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2I ain't going to do it. You're about to say it.
Speaker 3I was just saying, I'm saying that you were going into that and you ain't about that life, and I said here it comes.
Speaker 1Hey, how many points did LeBron have in the fourth quarter the other day? 21.
Speaker 520.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah 19 points in the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2All the great ones like conserved.
Speaker 3Like you notice, when they got old they got up and aged, like Kareem.
Speaker 6Yeah.
Speaker 3Kareem was schooled 17,. 18 points LeBron Next 90s school 8.
Speaker 5So LeBron's built different, though right, so he spends about $1 million a year.
Speaker 2Some on his body.
Speaker 1Yeah he spent about a million dollars On his body.
Speaker 5I don't think, Kareem and them. They didn't.
Speaker 2They didn't do it. Hell no, Hell no. It was way way different.
Speaker 5The technology now and everything is just different now, right?
Speaker 3Kareem had his white girl. He spent $1 million on his body.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's what LeBron said. A year A year had his girl massage him. See LeBron girl ate massage him. He got a hyper Beauty. He probably got the cryotherapy.
Speaker 3Cryo. I saw a sign coming up here, he got the boots they wanted $25. Gravity Boosie Also the cryotherapy, and $70 for the other one or whatever.
Speaker 1And you ever did it. You got men's charade. We did it.
Speaker 3There's a sign right there. I'm from 67, right there.
Speaker 5I might go do it again. Actually, it's hand written.
Speaker 1We're going to have to go do it I ain't never done it. Oh, you never did it, no.
Speaker 4You're lying. What do you do? I didn't.
Speaker 1You got to go to the cryo. Yeah, you put the little gloves on, stick out. You just go down to your drawers, yeah you put the gloves on and like the little boots, oh yeah yeah, and then they just freeze you. They just turn it down Three minutes.
Speaker 5Three minutes. You just take it as long as you can, or whatever. Woo, yeah, hey, it was cold, wasn't it man?
Speaker 3Short and myth like that bro.
Speaker 5And me, and Bosco is in there like huh Dumb man.
Speaker 1Start turning in circles, boys, you like? Goodness gracious.
Speaker 5Oh my goodness, but your body feels better. Afterwards, you do feel better. Yeah because it's warm. So the point of it is it takes you down, like your body temperature, way down in the way it heals because your blood has to Like almost like recirculate.
Speaker 1They say I mean it really, really works, if you Do it a lot.
Speaker 4Yeah, if you do it a lot.
Speaker 1Like we did it, like I think I went three.
Speaker 5Yeah, we had three. Yeah, so, but it was right at a CrossFit place, so a lot of Crossfitters use it all the time but they're crossing.
Speaker 1Yeah, that stuff is good, though, man.
Speaker 4I know it's better than the ice bath I hate cold weather, all that shit.
Speaker 3I probably never do that.
Speaker 5Now you warm up, right, I mean.
Speaker 3I hate cold weather.
Speaker 1So you said you probably ain't going to never do it. You ever tried it.
Speaker 3Man, you going to try it.
Speaker 4I'm going to watch y'all do it. We got to do it once I hate cold weather.
Speaker 3I would have been up with the kids.
Speaker 1We got to do it once and you got to show your experience on the podcast.
Speaker 5No, I'm good with that. We're going to tape it for the podcast For the grand. We're going to tape it for the grand you don't think I got damn camera.
Speaker 1You be like man Joe was in this box for 27 seconds you be like man if y'all open this damn thing.
Speaker 4If y'all turn it to the hog, it just bust out of it.
Speaker 5It starts off. It starts off, fine, yeah.
Speaker 1About a minute in? Yeah, it's about a minute, and then them last two minutes. You like, man Two minutes.
Speaker 3I have a high tolerance for pain.
Speaker 1You'll be fine.
Speaker 3I know I will be. I got a high tolerance. Yeah, you'll be fine, I've been in pain all my damn life, that shit.
Speaker 1I'm telling you, man, you get in there, you be like oh, two of those they got. I know they had the boots, remember they have. Damn, I saw somebody sent I don't One of them weightlifting places that said weightlifting equipment. They got me and you was talking about the Steve the ice like the ice chest or something.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, you can kind of walk into it.
Speaker 1I don't know how much it was.
Speaker 5It was like super, super expensive Restore, pay us. I think you can do all that stuff there at that. Oh, really, restore. Yeah, they have the cryotherapy.
Speaker 1They got cryotherapy there.
Speaker 5This is one right over here isn't it.
Speaker 4I think they have all that stuff there. So what they got waiting on you after you finish A high towel or something.
Speaker 3Oh, you put your clothes on. Yeah, you walk outside.
Speaker 4Walk out? Yeah, you should be like man Shocking like a mother.
Speaker 5Man it's real.
Speaker 1I mean it felt like, yeah, it's supposed to be, you got to make sure you do it after a great. No, you are really really, because you know this cat work out like it work out two, three times a day. So you sitting up here, like you catch one, like at the end of the week man, so you mess around, catch it after going up the hill about four or five times.
Speaker 5Between that and an infrared sauna man.
Speaker 1Now, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5Oh, I did it. The infrared sauna.
Speaker 1Well.
Speaker 5I did that. I told you I did the hot works. So basically it's an infrared sauna man.
Speaker 1Now, I'm not doing that. Listen, I'm not doing that, Joe.
Speaker 5My body felt great afterwards.
Speaker 6Great.
Speaker 5I sweated off so much, but then after you get out, you just like your body, just loose.
Speaker 3You don't do the same thing. Dog Hot tub.
Speaker 5And infrared sauna.
Speaker 3She turned that motherfucker on 100 and four. Hell, give up 100 and four was just tempering man they're trying to cook me, Joe that motherfucker's a tassie.
Speaker 5You just be sitting there boiling man, that motherfucker feel good as a motherfucker.
Speaker 4Just call me motherfucking chicken noodle Chicken negro.
Speaker 3Pea, peas, carrots, something like that.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, you got potatoes and shit floating in my mind. Put some more seasoning in there, don't worry.
Speaker 4Let me go ahead and stir this in Put some more of that absence salt in here.
Speaker 5I got some oyster crackers.
Speaker 3Is she good? Yeah, man, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4Hey Bro, I love my hot tub. I'll tell you the hot works.
Speaker 5Yeah still, you still owe me three sessions of hot tub.
Speaker 4I already told you man you come on anytime. Come on anytime, just let me know, I'll turn it on for you.
Speaker 1You can't get in droves unless you get in there.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, no one can get in droves.
Speaker 3Yeah, what you mean Are you weren't?
Speaker 5here during that conversation.
Speaker 3Ain't no two niggas in there.
Speaker 4They don't turn it off. Be playing footsie with me, nigga. It's good you have some.
Speaker 6All right, joe, we just chillin' at the door at a time. This ain't no pdd party nigga.
Speaker 5Just chillin' jokes, though, don't give a fuck, nigga.
Discussion on Relationships and Honesty
Speaker 4We over quoted, we weren't over quoted, we weren't over quoted. Hey, one at a time, nigga. I was gonna try it outside.
Speaker 5Two niggas and two bitches is fine, right, two niggas, one bitch. That's fine, just no two niggas, no two niggas.
Speaker 3Now you got three niggas. One bitch. That's too crowded. See the wrong. Two motherfuckers might double up Right.
Speaker 5That's the triple up right there, use your good sling. What do they call it Threesome?
Speaker 1Thre-thropple.
Speaker 5Thropple.
Speaker 4Thropple, yeah, thropple, oh my.
Speaker 3You, y'all can keep that Shit.
Speaker 1They say two's comfy, three's a crowd. What?
Speaker 5if she was like I don't want him to get out Joe.
Speaker 1I want all three of them.
Speaker 3I get out right.
Speaker 5She say I get all three of them.
Speaker 3Well, we're going to take this to the other avenues.
Speaker 1It's going to be outside of the track when you going to take it.
Speaker 3Joe, I ain't going to do it here.
Speaker 4They take that down to satin sheets, yeah.
Speaker 5Satin sheets supposed to be good for your skin.
Speaker 3Like a gang bang or a train, which one you want.
Speaker 5Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha. So satin sheets supposed to be good for your skin? One, no, one, no.
Speaker 4Satin sheets. That's why my skin is so beautiful Silk, silk and satin.
Speaker 3You jump on the sliding sheets you like. Slide off the bed, hey hey, give me some cotton.
Speaker 4Hey, especially, don't oil up, don't oil up on them. Satin sheets yeah, give me some cotton bro.
Speaker 3Ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha. Jump in that moment.
Speaker 1Let me see that slide, slide right off yeah Silk and slide Shit, Don't fuck around.
Speaker 3I have no silk drawers, oh man. I remember I thought that shit was cool when I was young. I did too. I bought some silk drawers and shit. I had silk drawers. Put them on my dead state hard oh nigga, I ain't never had none.
Speaker 1No, what's this? No satin, no satin pajamas.
Speaker 3My shit was hard all day man that shit man I'm telling you, man bro, I'm serious.
Speaker 4It's just be like it ain't time Relax, yeah, ha ha ha, ha, ha, it's hard all day. Man just walking. Hey, everyone fucking feels so good.
Speaker 3You get the movement in there. It just rubbed you the right way, so what was he talking about earlier?
Speaker 5So now you might want to get consider a pair. No, I ain't getting no, silk you said 5.30 and you got 30 minutes.
Speaker 3Yeah, Silk drawers. That's like clockwork, though I don't need drawers for that. Silk ones ain't going to work. Yeah, I'm going to fucking just like look, Only time I'm ever late for work, that's a good point show, but other than that I'm on time.
Speaker 2I'm going to wake me up every day before I have 30.
Speaker 3Clockwork. Ha ha, ha ha. I better get on up next hour.
Speaker 1Like it's go time. You wake up and be like hey, like that's your alarm clock on Josh, who's here? Who's here? You ain't.
Speaker 3I hate to tell you, though, ain't we never doing that again? Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2It'll be a long time before somebody wake up and this motherfucker permitted Ever.
Speaker 4Ever, ever.
Speaker 3That's a long time you take the foe off that motherfucker man, that's a how long you in here for that's a long time. You take the foe off that motherfucker. I had to be the best one ever.
Speaker 1Yeah, man, bernie Mac is hilarious man, bernie. Yeah, and I heard some.
Speaker 3But I did hear some fucked up shit. No, actually, I read it. You don't never, ever have to lie to a woman, because eventually she was just lying to herself.
Speaker 2Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3I thought it was funny, but then I'm like man, that shit might be a little bit Something to that. You know, if you think about it.
Speaker 1He said you'll never have to lie to a woman because eventually she's going to lie to herself.
Speaker 3You don't like trying to convince her you're a good nigga. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha. She won't let it. She's going to lie to herself that nigga, that nigga ain't no good. You know you're no good for your game.
Speaker 5Oh, because you're going to why you won't take care of the kids, because he putting it down.
Speaker 3She got a lot of her.
Speaker 1You won't take care of the kids I'm telling you, I told you I ain't even want these kids.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Hilarious Lottery Skit Banter
Speaker 4Ha, ha, ha ha ha. Shit. Kid was a plan B. You was a plan B, nigga. What the fuck are you doing here?
Speaker 1That's like the little lottery. Yeah, the little lottery thing. He said I thought you had some money. Oh man, that was so funny.
Speaker 3I thought you had some money.
Speaker 5I thought you had some money, so I watched that about 10 times.
Speaker 1That was so funny. We we started walking friends in his house.
Speaker 4He said daddy, daddy, we're going to be rich.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2Dude.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was funny, that was so funny, darling, when he put hands on his little dog.
Speaker 4I fell out. Say that shit one more time I swear to God, I'd knock your ass out the gloves gloves hanging in the garage.
Speaker 1Remember when the wife was like, oh, why you hit her or something he said man, she stepped up. Ha ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 3That was crazy. Yeah, that'd be weird man.
Speaker 1But who made that little uh?
Speaker 5that little cartoon Covered up with stuff.
Speaker 1dog, that shit was funny, Damn, when he said he said I'm going to give me 10 video thotties.
Speaker 4Video thotties. Yeah, he showed me.
Speaker 2Oh man, let's see if I can find that real quick.
Speaker 5Oh, let's see if.
Speaker 3I can find that they gave him a what he had, a. No, he had just won the lottery. Yeah, he had just won the lottery, that's all that.
Speaker 4Yeah, that shit was funny. That's just one of the power, yeah.
Speaker 1I was going to say I don't look. I was going to say, send it, I'll play it. I'll play it over there, so y'all can at least hear the little skit that we talking about. That shit was hilarious, man We'll get a credit to. Oh, is that here? Send it. No, send it to me, I'll play it. It is. It is sound better. I think this is a short, short one. Oh that, that ain't the regular one.
Speaker 5Yeah, I think it's the short one.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was going to say if we send, if we hear the. It's a little cartoon skit that somebody put on the, on the the little group text or whatever that just sent you the little and it is hilarious, was this it here?
Speaker 6Yeah, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1All right, look, we're going to see.
Speaker 2So, nice and quiet.
Speaker 3Hold up and we got dead air.
Speaker 2I know how somebody's supposed to be talking. Wait, hold up, here it is OK.
Speaker 6Oh my God, oh my God. Hey, what's going on? What? 500 million dollars, 500, what I won? 500 million, won 500 from the lottery. Oh my gosh, we won. We won, mommy. What happened? Baby? We won, we won the lottery. You start speaking French. What? What does it mean? You said we, when did you start speaking French? You know what I'm saying? We won the lottery, we won. No, I won what I won, it's my ticket. I won, dad, dad, we're going to be so rich. We're going to be so rich, dad, right, 500 million, isn't that a lot, bitch? I'm going to be rich. What, what, what? We're not going to talk to our daughter like that.
Speaker 6I don't care. She wasn't supposed to make it past the plan B. What is she getting excited for? She's getting excited because we won Tray, we won the lottery. Why wouldn't she win? She didn't win anything. That's what you're not getting in your head right now. Y'all didn't win. Are you being for real? What, dad, it's supposed to be all of our money? Why are you being me that glove's in the garage? What? You're trying to fight me for it? Nuh-uh, you're trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 2Tray, dad is a child.
Speaker 6She's stepping up like she's trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 2You're going to fight our child for money.
Speaker 6This is my ticket, I'm with this and you drove to get it in my car it matters it do matter.
Speaker 2Yes, it do what.
Speaker 6I want to see how I take it for me.
Speaker 2Why would we have to do that.
Speaker 6Dad please no, let's go, uncle, she's stepping up. Why would she do that?
Speaker 2Dad.
Speaker 1Oh, I got to find the mom first. Man, look who are Dog man, Dog. That is hilarious, Because someone has sent it to me on Instagram, uh-huh.
Speaker 5And then I went on YouTube and found the full link.
Speaker 1I was going to say, yeah, who is it? It's a.
Speaker 4Hashtag Trey Rags T-R-A-R-A-G-A.
Speaker 1That's who At Trey Rags. All right, yeah.
Speaker 4The wrong person wins the lottery. Yeah, so do y'all go right there.
Speaker 1Shout out to him Dog that's.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was Stepping up. She's stepped up Shit.
Speaker 4You said we yeah because this.
Speaker 1Wait, because this ain't the one.
Speaker 5Yeah, because this ain't he didn't say nothing about the 10 video bodies, did he? He sent you the full link one, I think.
Speaker 1Oh did he.
Speaker 5Okay.
Speaker 3All right, so Movie time right.
Speaker 6Oh, my God oh my God.
Speaker 1Hey what's going?
Speaker 6on what? $500 million, 500, what, 1005, what?
Speaker 1So hold on. Let's get to where y'all.
Speaker 6William, isn't that a lot Bitch? I'mma be rich. What are you talking about? Whoa Trey, do not talk to our daughter like that. I don't hear it. She wasn't even supposed to make it past the plan B. I won. What is she getting excited for? She's getting excited because we won Trey. We won the lottery. Why wouldn't she be excited? She didn't win anything. That's what you're not getting in your head right now.
Speaker 1Just a long version. Man Are you being for real.
Speaker 6But, Dad, it's supposed to be all of our money. Why are you being me? Dad gloves in the garage. What you trying to fight me for? Nah, you trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 1Trey, that is a child.
Speaker 6She's stepping up like she's trying to fight me for it.
Speaker 1You're going to fight our child for money.
Speaker 6This is my ticket. I bought this and you drove to get it in my car, it don't matter.
Speaker 2It do matter, yes, it do. What I?
Speaker 6want to see y'all take it from me. Why would we?
Speaker 2have to do that, Dad please no.
Speaker 6What should I do? How could she step in up? What would she do then? What you getting buck for? What Did y'all put on a glove, are you serious? That's in my back pocket. I'm taking over a lottery ticket. I'm not getting nothing Over a lottery ticket. I'm not getting nothing. I'm spending this money on 10 BDO Dotties. I'm not part of that plan, you know what Don't you? Don't you.
Speaker 4I'm not part of that plan.
Speaker 1Oh, man Listen 10 BDO Dotties. Hilarious.
Speaker 5People, but they be coming up with dogs, man. That's one thing about social media is you get to see other people's creativity, right?
Speaker 1And now they say the algorithms is to keep us focused on this, and what's really going?
Speaker 5on. What's really going on. That's true, Joe. What's really going on.
Speaker 3The world's already in a handbasket bro. Tell the all the time AI taking over Already, huh Joe. The world's in a handbasket.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Already.
Speaker 5You didn't order your Trump shoes yet though.
Speaker 3No, let me get some.
Speaker 2Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5They only made so many. They're going to be Teemu knockoffs now.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'll get them, teemu.
Speaker 5Dip them in gold. Joe, if you walk up here and some Trumps on, I'm going to take a picture.
Speaker 3Yeah, you have to. I'm going to be looking good. Ha ha ha ha. Looking good, baby hey.
Speaker 5How you going to dress them.
Speaker 4You going to have all black on with some gold Trumps. Yeah, now you're going to have a gold With a.
Speaker 3MAGA hat on Gold tracks, then I'm going to blind my tips Fall on your dread tips. Yeah, blind, my tips.
Speaker 5You going to put a MAGA hat on?
Speaker 3No, wear hats, that's how you go ball.
Speaker 5You got to put a bucket, get a MAGA bucket.
Speaker 4You look at me when you say that's how you go ball.
Speaker 2Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5Hey, you look straight over at you too.
Speaker 3Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2Nobody would never know who's ball you got to tell them.
Speaker 6Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2Ha they said, it's all.
Speaker 5Ha ha ha ha. Hey, he flipping right on you. I know, man, that's how we hit the show right there I'm saying y'all.
Speaker 1Hey, the only y'all. I think Dune, Dune is the only movie.
Speaker 3The new movie that came out of heart, part two.
Speaker 1Yep Dune part two, y'all.
Speaker 3I didn't really like the first one though.
Speaker 1I never seen it, all I said.
Speaker 4Yeah, because I liked the original one. I like the original one.
Speaker 3I like the original one. Yeah, have a watch it. I haven't, yeah, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the only new movie. It's Dune.
Speaker 3I'm gonna fuck it long with it.
Speaker 5I'm gonna fuck it up, but I know y'all have been watching the Love Is Blind memes what?
Speaker 1Y'all have been up on that.
Speaker 5Chelsea. Love Is Blind. Who was Nah? Oh y'all.
Speaker 1What's that? A reality show.
Speaker 5That's a reality show oh.
Speaker 3I don't know why Love Is Blind, when love don't live here no more. Ha, ha, ha ha.
Speaker 5Hey, because the big thing right now is they talking about the chick that says she's looking like Megan Fox. So it's kind of blowing up the show.
Speaker 1Oh, I seen a picture of that, yeah, so that's kind of the show I seen her.
Speaker 3She looked like Megan.
Speaker 1Fox.
Speaker 5Hell. No, she said she looked she can't fix it.
Speaker 2She looked like a trans woman there you go, damn it.
Speaker 5Megan.
Speaker 1Fox is beautiful.
Speaker 5Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1The chick was OK, but she didn't look like.
Speaker 5Megan Fox, so that kind of. But there's a lot of controversy on this scene, so kind of blowing it up right now. Oh OK, how you going to say that I watched oh, I've been watching the Warrior.
Speaker 1Is that the karate one that's?
Speaker 5the karate, one Kind of a stage. Wait, what is that on? Right now? It's on Netflix, but I think it's starting on CineMax. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2I started first season 10. After the ball is over.
Speaker 1Hey, I watched my couple episodes of SWAT. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the last season of SWAT I want to watch.
Speaker 4Shogun, but that's all.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I was trying to watch it. Oh, you know what that started? That just started, it started on 27th.
Speaker 4So it's on. I'm about to go find it. It's on Hulu. I don't have Hulu, I mean, but but I got all the channels so I had to go find it.
Speaker 2Oh, so what's on that TNT, right? I don't know. I'll let you know, I will find it.
Speaker 5Yeah, let me see what else I watched. The last airbender, I watched it.
Speaker 2I'm surprised you didn't watch it.
Speaker 5So it's basically a real life version of the old one they made that.
Speaker 3Is that so? No, so that was a movie.
Speaker 4That was a movie. Yeah, that was a movie.
Speaker 5Now they're actually making it serious.
Speaker 1Oh see, oh. So I thought it was the movie, I thought they were redoing the movie again.
Speaker 5No, they're making it serious, it's just, it's like the show, like I like the cartoon show, yeah, but now it's actually yeah, they're actually making a series now.
Speaker 3Yeah, I give it a shot.
Speaker 1Yeah you'll like that. I do want to see a warrior Warriors good and a show gun Warriors good. So now.
Speaker 5I've been watching Abbott.
Speaker 1Elementary Abbott's good. That's a that's a layer. Trying to think that's about it for me and a couple of indoor track meets yeah.
Speaker 5Track season coming up. I'm heavy right now. The Olympics is out this summer.
Speaker 1Yes, sir, Watch out for your local track star. Congratulations baby.
Speaker 3She made the finals in hurdles.
Speaker 1Oh did she.
Speaker 3Woo woo Nationals, yeah Nice.
Speaker 5I mean in the eye. What about that kid that broke the world record, georgia indoor 400.
Speaker 1Who are you talking about? You ain't talking about Boeing, are you?
Speaker 5Boeing? Oh no, he runs for Georgia you talking about Matthew.
Speaker 1Yeah, matthew Bowling yeah.
Speaker 5He ran. What a 44? Indoor 400? A dud. I know that's been on the news quite a bit Other than that, no, I haven't seen that Bosco's a track expert.
Speaker 3So you didn't know that.
Speaker 5I don't use a track expert.
Speaker 3I know you're a track expert.
Speaker 5No, I never know you're a track expert, guess what.
Speaker 1Oh well, anybody got something to say, anything?
Speaker 5No, we're out.
Speaker 3No, we're out. Spade and new year's dawgs, I'm going to quit while I'm ahead.
Speaker 1You don't want to say nothing else. I don't want to be out. Hey, y'all guess what? We'll be back next week. All right, y'all, holla, peace, all right.