Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The Ultimate Biscuit Battle, Gold Diggers, and Crazy Sports Dads: A Hilarious Look at Culture and Scandals
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Ever pondered the ultimate biscuit showdown or laughed at the absurdity of a real-life 'Weekend at Bernie's'? Well, saddle up for an episode where we slice into the great Church's vs. Popeye's debate with Bosco, Shyrod, and Alabama Joe. We're serving up a feast of chuckles and nostalgia as we reminisce about KFC's strawberry shortcake and bust some dessert stereotypes. If you thought all black people loved chocolate cake, prepare to have your assumptions tastefully debunked.
Hold on to your seats because we're veering off into the twilight zone of a bank heist with a deceased accomplice and the curious dynamics of cougars and age-gap relationships. We unravel the curious tale of two women, a dead man, and a bank, then shift gears to a sparkling discussion about celebrity gold diggers. Names are dropped, and eyebrows are raised as we probe the thin veil separating love from finances in the glitzy world of fame and fortune.
And for those of you who lean more towards sports than sugar daddies, we haven't forgotten you. Join us as we recount personal encounters with "crazy sports dads" and the chaos they bring to the bleachers. Imagine Iron Mike Tyson lacing up his gloves for a comeback bout, and weigh in with us on the hypothetical slugfest. Whether you're here for the bone-crunching tackles or the sweet taste of scandal, our episode's got the flavor to keep you coming back for more.
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Cake and Conversations
Speaker 1Okay , now we really official . Ha ha , we've been talking for 25 damn minutes to nobody . Ha ha ha ha , nobody's talking . Well , guess what we got to make our reintroduction to this ? How you get to see how good you are or not . Now , anyway , it's three of us . I am Bosco and I like long week long walks . What I say last time I like long walks on the beach . No , I don't know , you don't . Uh , all right , whatever I say last , anyway , this is Bosco from the Nobody's Talking podcast , you sitting next to me . This is Sharad . I ain't going to talk about what I like and we got somebody that really want to talk about what they like . Go ahead , john , we turning this off . What do you like , john ?
Speaker 2Oh , I like , you know , I like pouring honey on them titties .
Speaker 3That's why I like .
Speaker 2I put the honey on the titties .
Speaker 3On the areola .
Speaker 2Shit all over the whole tittie man .
Speaker 3Whole tittie .
Speaker 2It's a misconception . I want you to lick around the tip you got to get all around the bottom of the base of the mountain .
Speaker 1You got the whole tittie .
Speaker 2You got to run the trail all the way up there until you get to the top . Plant the flag .
Speaker 1Honey on the titties . I'm just picturing it in my head now , john , don't mouth me , stick your head .
Speaker 3He got honey all over your beard and everything .
Speaker 2You like . Let me suck them , titties , man . Let me suck them , titties , baby . Afterwards you take a biscuit , stop the rest of it on .
Speaker 3There ain't going to be nothing left . On so many avenues you can go , bro , so many avenues , the only biscuit I stand up to is probably one of them .
Speaker 2Churches , basically Churches . Yeah , you can't tell them Like church's biscuit .
Speaker 1Yeah , you can't tell them honey biscuits .
Speaker 2They're my good man , popeye's biscuits . Stand up , they like hockey ball I don't know why everybody like Popeye and Popeye and Popeye Dry as hell those biscuits . You know I'm like Popeye's biscuits either . Hell I can't eat them , I'd rather have churches . Church's biscuits are good .
Speaker 1I'd rather have churches , chicken , chicken , what I'd rather have churches over Popeye's .
Speaker 2Yeah , man , what you perceive is Greece .
Speaker 1I call it juice .
Speaker 3Church's chicken's a lab grown . You know that right .
Speaker 2I know I got a fucking wing with a leg attached to it , exactly In churches that sounded good though . It was good , I know that much .
Speaker 3I kept it going .
Speaker 2You want to eat cheap ? I said shit , you ain't got a breast anyway , I'm a fucking wing attached to that damn drumstick . Then KFC I don't know what the fuck they talking about . They damn drumstick , they look like pigeon legs .
Speaker 1Hey , used to be a . You know how they got to fusion restaurants the KFC and Taco Bell .
Speaker 3They stopped doing it . Yeah , they turned it . Yeah , I was going to say though no , it was just Taco Bell now .
Speaker 1It was one that was just . It was Taco Bell KFC .
Speaker 2Now it's just Taco Bell KFC's is just disappearing , I don't know where one at now .
Speaker 3Two , you're right Now that .
Speaker 1I think about it .
Speaker 2There's one on 75th and then there's one in Avondale .
Speaker 1There's one .
Speaker 2What 75th ?
Speaker 1and it's one 19th 19th Avenue . 19th Avenue , Union Hill In this group . 75th In this group , One by my house 75th and . It's one 67th and Peoria .
Speaker 2Yeah , there is one 67th .
Speaker 1Peoria 67th , peoria 75th and Thunderbird . They changed it to yours .
Speaker 3Oh , like it's just right . Taco Bell . See now , these are standalone , it's their own fault .
Speaker 1Yeah , kfc is 19th Avenue , union Hill is just KFC 67th and Peoria is just KFC . It's their own fault , it can't be cross-cant Contaminated .
Speaker 2It should have never took away the strawberry shortcake . Never Was that is they fought ?
Speaker 1Yeah , they fought .
Speaker 2It took away the strawberry shortcake . Look at that fucking chocolate foot shit in there . What the hell was that Contaminated by the belief ? All black people don't like fucking chocolate , so I just want to throw that out there .
Speaker 1I never heard that I like chocolate , man . I never heard that you like chocolate . Are you serious ? Hell , yeah , I like chocolate .
Speaker 3Exactly , but I never heard that that was a black .
Speaker 2Man , okay , okay , look , If you go to any pot , look , you don't want a black person there . The motherfucker going to have a chocolate cake Guaranteed . You think about it ? Huh , think about it . If you went to any of your work functions , I always had a chocolate cake , chocolate , icing Chocolate on the inside . Please don't . I'm sitting there with my finger crossed . Please don't let it be chocolate , because you all know Stokeball chocolate cake is bad anyway . It tastes bad anyway .
Speaker 2So I'm sitting here and like man , don't , let it be chocolate , let it be chocolate , chocolate .
Speaker 3Man , I never no me neither .
Speaker 1And just hey , listen , I've always heard .
Speaker 2I just I lost it one day and I just , man , look , I don't tell you what man , nobody wants a fucking chocolate cake .
Speaker 1I just thought black people like Wilder Melon and Chickens .
Speaker 2I thought you liked chocolate cake .
Speaker 3No Kool-Aid . I don't like chocolate cake and chillin' .
Speaker 2Purple man . Come on , let's get real . Why we at it Orange soda .
Speaker 1I got to get real story . Why we at it . No , tell you , these are real stoke-tain to truth .
Speaker 2Okay , no , go ahead , we're going to let you go , Real fucking stories , Go ahead .
Speaker 1We got you . You know , I just went off and I was like you know .
Speaker 2I'm not going to let you go . I just went off and I was like man , I don't want no fucking cake . You , just for once , you bring a fucking cake .
Speaker 3Pound cake .
Speaker 2Oh , fucking , I don't care as long as there's fucking cake , white cake , yeah , okay , yeah , that's what I'm saying . I'm trying to say I couldn't say it because I got a little frustrated .
Speaker 1I'm not a big , big cake eater .
Speaker 2Man , I love cake , I love cake .
Speaker 1But cake , cake cake .
Speaker 2Rihanna's cake no strawberry strawberry strawberry , strawberry .
Speaker 3Eat the cake , airman you like .
Speaker 1Rihanna's cake , or you just like cake , cake , cake .
Speaker 2I like strawberry and shortcake . You like strawberry and shortcake .
Speaker 3Strawberry cake . Remember my pop used to sit in the chair and make he used to get the little .
Speaker 1oh yeah , wait what ? Oh , hey , I missed it .
Speaker 3I didn't even hear what he said . I was like what the fuck was that I'm ?
Speaker 2done . What did he say I do ? He said that's my favorite German chocolate .
Speaker 1He was just complaining about chocolate cake , he's my favorite .
Speaker 2But you know the chocolate , I know the store bought chocolate icing cake man .
Speaker 1That's what you know . You don't like Betty Crocker .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's it . You just don't like it . Okay , I like Betty Crocker .
Speaker 2You gotta understand like I never had store bought cake growing up Never .
Speaker 1See Joe , you gotta realize someone see you , so country .
Speaker 2I've never had a store bought cake .
Speaker 1growing up we had our upbringings are like way way different Box cake .
Speaker 2No , that shit so like .
Speaker 1I'm cool with box cake . Yeah , I like box . You talk about store bought the shit that's homemade to me .
Speaker 3I was like cake .
Speaker 2You imagine my surprise when somebody found out I like German chocolate cake and they bought one of the biggest fucking German chocolate cake you ever seen . You should have been happy at the fucking yeah . They brought out the store them and I looked at it .
Speaker 1So you don't like anything ? Store bought , huh , I said I want some stuff .
Speaker 2I said I want some German chocolate . I cut and opened and I saw it . It was so dark inside . I like , oh , that don't look right . I took a piece of it and I'm like , oh my God , I think because he's- horrible .
Speaker 1A true foodie cook .
Speaker 2This is horrible though .
Speaker 1I think he's grateful .
Speaker 3Yeah , Joe , I think they would out their way to get you a German chocolate , I think ungrateful would have been nothing he done .
Speaker 2Have it . I choked the shit down . I'm never ungrateful . I've always been grateful , like my ex-boy . She couldn't cook with the shit , but I ain't ever done shit . Everything she cooked and I ate it .
Speaker 1She don't listen to this , do she ?
Speaker 2No .
Speaker 1Who was the best cook , you or her , did you ?
Speaker 2just not hear me , she couldn't cook .
Speaker 1I just wanted to keep digging the hole , man , I ain't digging on shit .
Speaker 2No , she knew that . She knew you was the best cook ? I ain't married for a cook . No , Joe , we both can attest .
Speaker 3No , no , no , no , no , he definitely can't . I ain't married for a cook , I bet him .
Speaker 1This is exactly why I said he's bougie , because all the stuff he's saying , betty . Now somebody come . Hey , I made you , I went to the store , got some Betty Crocker and all that . Here's the cake . Oh shit , hell , yeah , let's go Yep . Same here . I'm like oh whatever , cut me a big little spice . Yeah , I want to say that .
Speaker 2I be all cake and I was like okay , and now eat it .
Speaker 1And then what you going to say when you go home .
Speaker 2I go home like these motherfuckers .
Speaker 1I'm going to go home . I'm going to call him like man . That cake was good as hell .
Speaker 2Yeah , you got a fucking box cake you don't like birthday cake when they make it at fries . No , I don't buy that man . I love it .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's why I don't have nothing .
Speaker 3I love birthday cake . Like when you go to fries , you order a birthday cake .
Speaker 1Yeah , man , that's the problem , somebody you know . Sometimes they put them in the break rooms and stuff Cheesecake . I say I don't eat cheesecake . Oh , you don't like cheesecake ? No . I love cheesecake I don't eat cheesecake I get cheesecake and my favorite on that was the strawberry . But anybody is so funny though , because you know you can get the Danish's Right , and sometimes I get like the blue , I mean I can eat it like , but I want to talk .
Speaker 2I say I'm looking at you cheese .
Speaker 1He don't like store bought stuff . You know , I'm just in a convenience store .
Speaker 2They miss you . Yeah , the package with the cheese . Yeah , I like that .
Speaker 1I'm like man good with coffee right there . Okay , I don't drink coffee but all right , see , that's why this podcast is so good .
Speaker 2Once again , let me tell y'all what this is Like like .
Speaker 1this is a podcast for the people . We nobody's talking podcast because we are the celebrities on here is regular everyday people talking about regular everyday-ish . Now , that being said , we're recording , right , right we're recording I got a weekend at Bernie's Story .
Speaker 2Okay , and we're going to talk about Ashla Bula .
Speaker 1Tell me about this Now , if you ain't heard .
Women Drive Dead Man to Bank
Speaker 1Two women allegedly drove dead man to a bank in a weekend at Bernie's style plot to withdraw his money . So these two women I'm going to let y'all figure out their color , but they drove this man . He had already passed , propped him up , I'm assuming , put clothes on him and took him to the bank and withdrew $900 .
Speaker 1Now while they didn't get a thousand . I have no idea . I'm like , come on , let me at least get a thousand . But they took out $900 . After they left the bank they went to the hospital and dropped homeboy off . Now I'm just thinking in my head , you know you think of . You know you just have like random thoughts like hmm , so did they leave the car and get out ? Because I've seen that before in movies Like you just pull up and be , or did they push him out ? I've seen that before in movies too .
Speaker 3I think they went and alerted someone . They run the bill .
Speaker 2They run the bill Like they did .
Speaker 1Remember , like on House Party yeah , the original one when they dropped a smooth off , they propped him up against the door , ran the doorbell , then his mom hits the door .
Speaker 2Yeah , right now .
Speaker 1I'm like man . How in the hell ? So I guess one of the ladies is 55 , another lady , lauren B Ferello , is 55 and Karen Cashbaum Cashbaum .
Speaker 3Right there we both . We know they're both white . It's 63 .
Speaker 1Yeah , they are white ladies , caucasian . But what I'm trying to figure out , though , I want to know what was the guy ? Why ? Because , like I said , this being Ashtabula , I'm going to guess that he's black . I don't know why .
Speaker 2My question would be my question would be how'd they get him in a car ?
Speaker 1Dude they old Ash 60 something ? No , I think AS . I guarantee if you just you go to put it in , it's going to pop up Ashtabula women Watch how do you spell Ash ?
Speaker 2Ashtabula .
Speaker 1Okay , I found it .
Speaker 2You know , I wouldn't know how they got him in a car , though they don't look too healthy Picking up on dead body , because you know , dead weight is different weight .
Speaker 1No , and that's what I'm sitting up here trying to figure out . How do you ?
Speaker 1get him in a car and then like , how did they like they had she had to prop him up in a passenger seat . So you know you had the person driving . You know to be cold if they'd have propped him up in the driver's seat and just kind of drove the car from the now , that's real gangster right there . You put him in the driver's seat with a little fisherman hat , but now then he got to have interaction , but the teller didn't be like hey , hi , hi , old man , bill , mr Sleep . Be like oh no , he's just taking a nap . His name is Douglas Douglas Douglas .
Speaker 3Douglas . Hmm , douglas Lame Find a picture of .
Speaker 1Yeah , anyway that's our dead people story , crazy . You know , there was something else . I hold on . No , I'm down .
Speaker 3Yeah , they're bound to set . Let me see what the bond was set for $5,000 .
Speaker 1They gonna get locked up though , huh .
Speaker 2No , what ago you ?
Speaker 1said about a little bit of an outfit , of a 900m mishand 1210 Corpus .
Speaker 2You get that long About what you said about two years .
Speaker 3No , no , no , no , no , just just this the thing body charge you for it . They have both charged with fel , canon South degree , so they could face up to 12 months in prison and they find a year .
Speaker 2So , they're not gonna serve nothing . That's why they doing they put that on there , cuz you have to go federal , you have to be over 12 months .
Speaker 3Yeah , so five thousand .
Speaker 1So they probably just Because , if they go 10% about it , because if they go to a regular prison , they probably gonna get fucked . Well , would they get them for a ? I mean , what shit cuz . Now , that's still a so well , with them going to the bank taking his money .
Speaker 3So if they , if their bar was five thousand , you only have to pay 10% of that right . Get them out to get the bail out , the bail out right .
Speaker 1Well , what did they say ? To bail out ? Oh yeah .
Speaker 2So five you still have to go back to $500 you still had to go back to court . Well , one of them can get out , yeah .
Speaker 3I got none , you gotta raise it .
Speaker 1That's what see exactly . So now , if they just took a thousand dollars , like I said at the beginning , they both could have got out , and they could have put their two heads together and made another thousand . Man . Had a ass . What ? That's kind of funny , though I told you late and they do have a Like the poster a weekend at Bernie's at the bottom of the story .
Speaker 2She's looking up stuff . Look up that top ten gold diggers .
Speaker 1Oh hell , here we go top ten gold diggers .
Speaker 2We need you to guess who top ten . You'll never believe who's in the top top ten .
Speaker 3Top ten gold diggers Top ten gold famous gold diggers .
Speaker 2Top ten gold diggers . You can't be a golden . Anybody gonna know who you are , you how . You gonna be a gold digger .
Speaker 3No , no , but you ain't gonna be top ten no no ain't got no more money , you do a top ten is .
Speaker 2It's like trying to get a cougar when you're a cougar .
Speaker 1Yeah , hey , what's considered cougar a ? I think a cougar I was gonna say that we got new listeners they want , they want to hear some .
Speaker 3So you can be 30 and have a 20 year old and she's considered cougar .
Speaker 2No , I say 35 35 , she'll be considered cougar .
Speaker 1Yes , I think 35 and 20 is cougar age , you know , just like a mill . So I go , I go 15 years .
Speaker 2A milk can be damn in it . Yeah , milk
Gold Diggers and Sugar Daddies Discussed
Speaker 2at 21 .
Speaker 1So if the guy , so If this guy was 80 and his chick was 63 ?
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1I mean .
Speaker 2She gold digger .
Speaker 1He's a sugar daddy . Yeah , see okay , what's ? Everyone for them , for them benefits .
Speaker 3I know we talked about this before , but we're sugar daddy age .
Speaker 2Oh , that's , that's ten years . Five years sugar daddy . Hey , if you give him up a lot of money , I Think sugar , sugar daddy and the bills if you 30 and you're . In the house you don't live .
Speaker 1No , no , no , 30 and 28 . No , I think , I think it's almost like . I Think like the like same thing . I think like 15 years , I think , if you pay , I think 35 , 35 and 20 and you don't live there .
Speaker 2Your sugar daddy .
Speaker 1I Mean . I mean if you if he 30 and she's 20 , that's sugar daddy .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 1No , but I'm saying if the guys , if the guy is 30 and his chick is 20 , and he's , you know ? No not 30 and 20 30 , 20 , I say 20 and 10 , I said 30 30 and 20 .
Speaker 2How long y'all been in this relationship Don't matter . Now they 30 and 20 . Now it don't matter how long you've been in relationship , ain't no statue limitation . Haha , all right , here we go Ain't no statue limitation on statutory rape . Man Can't prove . All right , I'm gonna give you yeah , but they , they fuck people up over .
Speaker 1I'm not gonna give you . Let me see who do I ? I don't know .
Speaker 2Okay , if I have to go , I'm gonna have to go with Hannah , nicole definitely on there .
Speaker 3Top ten go do okay .
Speaker 1And in the cold I see her name on here , on there . You got a guess . You're right I .
Speaker 3Can't think of .
Speaker 1Was .
Speaker 2What's her name oh you know , you know , you know you know , you know , you know , you know .
Speaker 1Oh , she escaped . No , they were me . I mean , at least with this one . This one says famous , this is famous gold diggers , okay , okay , so wait , here we go right here . Top ten most famous gold diggers of all time . I clicked on that , all right strong down the list . Here we go . I'm a go . Okay , number ten . Anybody want to take ?
Speaker 2a guess . Go ahead , hit me with number two black China .
Speaker 3She's only number two . Seems like she should be harder than that .
Speaker 1Yeah , they say she's number ten , number nine Ivana Trump .
Speaker 2Yeah , Ivana .
Speaker 1Trump no , she is a gold digger . Yep number eight , Amber Rose .
Speaker 3Okay .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Hey , let me just say something real quick . I Think I don't know if this was meant . I'm just saying is just because it and bro just talked to Kanye West , right , mm-hmm , and Kanye got bars dog . And I'm only thinking about this because Remember that line , kanye said you're gonna be hot a little while I'm gonna be rich for ever . Oh , my god , this is . I mean thinking about this whole little . I think I , I think he was talking about Amber Rose .
Speaker 3Have y'all heard Kanye's new album ? Oh ?
Speaker 1No I haven't .
Speaker 3That's pretty nice .
Speaker 1It's no , they say he went . Did he go back to ?
Speaker 3like the way back to what he was . Oh yeah , Go ahead and listen to this . My son put me on there . Yeah , no , I haven't heard it , and you know I like Kanye . Yeah , yeah , no , I like my son to put me on it . He's barely , he's about to be 17 . He's like you're kind of you knew I'm dead . Yeah you have it .
Speaker 1Oh wait , I'm listen . I'm skipping seven . I'm gonna skip seven . I'm a listen , I'm skipping seven . I'm gonna skip seven . I'm gonna go to six . And who you think is number six ? Kimora Lee Simmons . You agree with that one ?
Celebrity Gold Diggers Discussion
Speaker 2I think Steve Harvey's a lady should be on that .
Speaker 1Who was she married to before Steve ? She was married to something . It was like a dough boy or something .
Speaker 2Yeah , what is her ?
Speaker 1name Steve Harvey , steve Harvey's wife , yeah .
Speaker 2I don't know her name .
Speaker 1No , that's Steve Harvey's wife .
Speaker 2She better be on that .
Speaker 1Lori Harvey's mother . I don't know . He says I don't know .
Speaker 2No , the one that he just married , though he's only the third wife , ain't he ? Oh , I got that the one that was sleeping with the , that's Lori Harvey's mom , right . Security no .
Speaker 1Lori . Steve Harvey is married to Lori Harvey's mom .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1So that's who he's currently married to . I think , yeah Damn , he always says her name . I forget too . I apologize .
Speaker 2Holds her allegedly and she was messing with the .
Speaker 1With the security guard yeah . I think that would be going down more times than not , man , because these dudes be sitting up here .
Speaker 2Yeah , but they got dirt on them . They're like , hey the limousine drivers , hey drive .
Speaker 1So you sit up here , you're the limousine driver .
Speaker 2Right . And you got said celebrity in the back .
Speaker 1I was at my girl's house , so now you was at your girl's right .
Speaker 2The limousine got picked up from the hotel .
Speaker 1Right . So since you got picked up from the hotel , hey , you got to let me knock it down , so I'll be quiet .
Speaker 2Oh .
Speaker 1Little bribery , let me knock it down .
Speaker 2So you said we're tracking money right .
Speaker 1Yeah , Let me knock it down . Give me a little top and I won't say nothing .
Speaker 2Oh , who knows ? So we're not happy .
Speaker 1We're about to get sued , but who cares , right she can't get blood from a turner .
Speaker 2We're not even talking about nobody . You can't get blood from a turner .
Speaker 1All right , no , look , we're going back , we're going , we're on five , I think .
Speaker 1Yeah , no , it says Heather Mills . I don't know who Heather Mills is . Oh , you skipped that bit . What did she do , though ? Let me see . It says net worth 50 million . Oh , she was a British model . Okay , I don't know . I think this might be from a witch or not . Yeah , because you know , I don't know who some of these Damn . They got Courtney Love . This ain't no good list . They got Anthony Colesmith , number one on this one , yeah , but here , look here's something .
Speaker 2Does it have my hero on it ?
Speaker 1Hey , listen , all right , I'm going to tell you Does it have my hero . I'm going to tell you who number seven . Is you ready for this , Sherrod ? Kevin Fair to lie Fair to lie . Listen , everybody on here , everybody on here . Yeah , let me see Uh-huh , amy Courtney . Yeah , everybody on here is a yeah , everybody . He's the only dude that made the list . I know the list I was looking at before . It just said famous gold digger the stamina that made . Duh oh damn .
Speaker 1Wait wait , wait , why they got Nick Cannon ? They got Nick Cannon on here , Nick Cannon got money . And then they got Guy Ritchie . Guy Ritchie got money , don't he ? Wait , Guy Ritchie , who was he ? Married to I don't know .
Speaker 1I know that name sound familiar . Uh , that's a damn shade . I mean , I know who some people are . I don't know everybody , but I thought I heard Guy Ritchie's name before . I mean , they got Russell Bran and Casper Smart . Ain't that that was JLo's dancer , right ? Oh , they do have Gabriel Arbery . I know who Gabriel Arbery is because he was with Halle Berry . Yep , oh Lord have mercy . They got Chris Humphries .
Speaker 3Chris Humphries . He wasn't in the league that long right .
Speaker 1Oh , I don't know , I don't think so .
Speaker 3Man , who was the next one ?
Speaker 1Amber , amber Heard , remember Amber Heard was with , I think , johnny Depp , remember I think wait isn't Johnny Depp yeah . Oh yeah , you're right . Yeah , remember they . I think they they're like they're a kid , some of these people I don't know , like Dean McDermott . I don't know who these people are . I mean , I heard their names but I don't know who they were married to See . Uh , oh damn , oh , dean McDermott . Oh , he was the Tory Spelling's husband or something . Yeah , man , this .
Speaker 3Dean McDermott .
Speaker 1Yeah , it says uh , yeah , man this , let me see Top 10 notorious celebrity gold diggers . Look at that one . You see , there was there , wasn't going . The first picture of that pop-up was uh , hugh Hefner , I see this one . Damn , they got Black China on this list . It's so funny because then Kevin Fairline made number five on this one . They got Marla Maples Trump on this one . Uh , not , not a boner . Oh , and Nicole Smith is number one . They got Heather Mills . Uh , oh , guess who ? Like Paul McCartney , well , we definitely ain't getting no more guests now . Yeah , we done called out everybody . Hey , we just reading off of the prompt . They're a little teleprompter .
Speaker 2Kevin Fairline is my American idol , though that's all I got to say .
Speaker 1I'm still sitting up here thinking , uh , like what's Like you know what's a gold digger or not ? What's a gold digger ? Like a sugar daddy , I think I'd say 15 years , like I'll tell you 30 and 20 , I don't think that's a sugar daddy . 30 and 20, ? No , because then you're going to be 40 and 30 , so it's not To me , 30 is young , right , because you can 35 and 20 . If you're a good-looking guy .
Speaker 3You can find a chick 30 , 35 and 20 .
Speaker 2I'm like you , 30 years old , your ass ain't got . No , been a troll in high school , bro .
Speaker 1No 20 , you ain't in high school with 20 ? I'm just saying you a sophomore If he got a 20-year-old that nigga would troll in high school .
Speaker 2She can't even drink , bro . She can't even go to the club . Where you picking up at Nigga , you 30 . Where did we ?
Speaker 1met her at Walgreens .
Speaker 2Please , how many fucking 20-year-olds go to Walgreens by themselves , unless you're going to get some fucking medicine ?
Speaker 1You couldn't have met her . She might have been going to get a brand-b .
Speaker 2You 30 years old . You dated 20-year-old . Your motherfucking ass trolled in high school bro Period when you going to meet her at Fucking Cold Stone Creamery .
Speaker 3Hey , well , you go to that motherfucker by yourself .
Speaker 2That's just weird in itself . She could be a waitress at the bar yeah At the restaurant Boy by . I'm just being real Boy by .
Speaker 3She could be a waitress . No , because that's what I'm saying .
Speaker 2I'm like you meet at the movie theater and shit , she wait you at the movie theater , at a restaurant and you going to shoot your son .
Speaker 1Hey , listen , you know these movie theaters . Now they got them . They kind of fancy .
Speaker 2Yeah . They got them bars and yeah , but I'm just saying dude .
Speaker 1You could have been on a date , or they didn't go so well . It's like , oh , maybe I'll talk to them . He had that plan , young lady , that helped us .
Speaker 2I think it was pre-meditated . You shouldn't have trolling . Yeah , I can't wait to put my application in .
Speaker 1About 30 and 20? .
Speaker 2Man , you ain't got to be the fucker , nobody at age . You need to be in your own playground . You know what I'm saying ?
Speaker 3No , I'm just saying .
Speaker 2No , I get it Because .
Speaker 3I could no listen . I know I'm just saying what he's saying . You at the club , we're 20 .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's kind of Are you going to meet 30 and 20 is only . I mean , I'm not even so he . I can understand what you're saying .
Speaker 3No , I see what he said . At the club , because they're drinking .
Speaker 1Right At the bar right 20 .
Speaker 3That's kind of at that age where it's like right on the cusp Right .
Speaker 2Even then it's kind of cutting the clothes .
Speaker 3Maybe he's an .
Speaker 1Uber driver . I mean , you know , I'm just a , I'm sitting up here trying to look at my love in all the room . I'm just trying to be devil's advocate right now .
Speaker 2I'm just saying .
Speaker 1I'm trying to be devil's advocate .
Speaker 2I mean you know , I know you can't forget you . I mean as a man . You like what you like , though . No , it's true . I'm not going to never change them , because then , but here's the thing .
Speaker 1It's going to look way different , though , when they 40 and 30 . See 30 and 20 . Okay , but once they 30 and 40 , 50 and 40 .
Speaker 2Yeah , we met 15 years ago , you start she was a sophomore high school . Yeah , that would be . Yeah , he's not counting on your fingers .
Speaker 1But no , I'm not even talking about honestly . I'm not even talking about like really really dating . I'm talking about like okay , he really like he started 20 .
Speaker 2And they met at .
Speaker 1Walmart or something . Now , if you got history with the girl and she 20 , I'm like , oh okay , yeah , he might be creepy McCreepster and I agree , I agree , yeah right there that is creepy McCreepster right there .
Speaker 2I'm just saying like we were not thought about it . Like he said 30 and 20 , like dude , where the fuck when you meet a 30 , 20 year old at the moment ?
Speaker 1Hey , I had to make sure I had to make sugar daddy age or something , I don't know . You know just kind of like buying a Cadillac when you're 29, .
Speaker 2You know it . Just don't make no sense .
Speaker 1Yeah , you can't get no Caddy when you're young .
Speaker 3It was some nice nice . The new Caddies are nice , but still I would get one like a nice CTS you ain't in your 20s before . Yeah , but you're old fuck .
Speaker 1I'm talking about if .
Speaker 2I was 29 , I'd get a Caddy . You ain't get no damn CTS . You ain't get a Honda nigga .
Speaker 3If I had the money , I would have the keys no no in your 20s . Yes , kids don't be thinking about no Caddies dawg but in their 20s , man , Because see you know what was .
Speaker 1Here's the thing . This is the exact same thing . This is the same way for us to think Right when , let's say , like these young boys , like , okay , the young guy to talk to Dreia , remember he's what 21 , she's 39 . Oh see .
Speaker 3Oh , no , oh , no , dr who .
Speaker 1Dreia , michelle , she's talked to Tyra Taylor and Right . No , he ain't 21 . I think he ain't 21 .
Speaker 2How old is he ? They said he's 21 . How old is he ? Like 20 . They said he's 21 because her son is the same age as him .
Speaker 1Yeah , but he she , she how long they been dating .
Speaker 2Well , I don't know . Probably just yeah to me that motherfucker was a 20 . Well , yeah , probably . She probably met him in high school and she I can't wait till you get old enough , nigga . Oh , he had . They said he had her , her pictures probably .
Speaker 1Like you know , she was a vixen man .
Speaker 2Like a video . Vixen , you know , I asked how the hell I don't mess with my , the same age as your son .
Speaker 1Mama got to have a life too , Jody .
Speaker 2Man , thanks , I can see asking your kid now . You think he'll like that , he'll like this . No , mom , we don't wear that shit no more . Come on dog .
Speaker 1Hey , like like some other cat said , at least he's taller than her son .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's true . Yeah , so true .
Speaker 1Now what's the name ? Jaylin Jaylin Green . Jaylin Jaylin Green . Yeah , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , so you go over there and see the mama , right ? The mama is like , oh , she ain't here . Okay , hey man , you want to go out to the arcade . Let's go to the arcade Now . Now he hanging out with you all hanging out together , and shit , man , fuck that .
Speaker 1Hey , listen , if they got married , I'll make that nigga . Call me dad , you would Hell yeah .
Speaker 2You got your damn mind .
Speaker 1No , nigga you gonna call me dad .
Speaker 2Same man , Fucking age .
Speaker 1I'm your daddy .
Speaker 2I'm your daddy now I had to buy you beer , nigga .
Speaker 1Hey , I know that's good , but now I'm your daddy . I know you're two months older than me , but I'm still your daddy . Nigga , you gonna respect me . Nigga , Respect me .
Speaker 2Put some spec on my nigga . I'm out of here .
Speaker 1Oh , I slept hell out that dude man . You walkin' there , you walkin' there .
Speaker 3You're like hey son .
Speaker 2What ? What you just called me . Hey , son , I don't know , but it's Jaylin Green . I know you're kicking down 20,000 a week . God damn , I call him daddy Y'all .
Speaker 3Man .
Speaker 2Okay , daddy , we'll put the money in the bag .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'll be , like it's in your . Can you send that much ?
Speaker 2on Pasha . I'll be like , hey , pasha , he probably can . Something on my escalator , yeah .
Speaker 1I'm about to say you call Pasha .
Speaker 2What escalator , what you ?
Speaker 3gonna buy that dad . Everybody say you call Pasha , let him call him daddy .
Speaker 2Hey , listen , I call it a pop Pop yeah hell yeah . Shit something on my escalator that is hilarious dawg .
Speaker 1I like that .
Speaker 2He said the money you're about to buy that is a good one , all right , look , that's crazy though .
Speaker 1All right , since we talkin' about what you know , let's talk about being a .
Crazy Sports Dads and Incidents
Speaker 1I was listening to a radio show and it was talkin' about I guess something happened at some sporting event , and or even talkin' to Chris sometimes , and it's talkin' about like crazy sports dads . Now here's the thing I grew up with my pops . Now I mean he wasn't a crazy sports dad at all , he was chill , he used to be laid back and barely what . But y'all know them crazy . I mean , y'all got kids , y'all in sports . So are y'all that crazy ? Y'all that crazy sports dad you don't like you on yell , no , no no , I don't yell , but the ride home could be long .
Speaker 2But I'm saying crazy sports dad Public crazy sports , me saying that's what I'm talkin' about Meaning like public . Most of the time , like if I went to one of my kids' events I'd be half drunk anyway .
Speaker 1Oh my God . Oh , you do know what man . Let me tell you , I got some drunk stuff for you . Oh my God .
Speaker 2One time I had got me some crown and coke , you know , and I put it in a coke bottle . It was gonna be incognito , right . Drinking it and put the top back on it Shit . So I go into the facility , got my coke right . And the lady said who you think you foolin' , which I didn't . Put the crown top on top of the bottle and put the goddamn coke cap on the crown bottom .
Speaker 3That crown cap is noticeable too . Yeah , it fits right on top of the fucking water bottle .
Speaker 2It's a gold cap and I'm sitting there walking around like I'm gonna incognito and shit , staying facet in front of everybody . They say who you think you foolin' man . Look down , I look down and fuckin' crown the cap on that man . Aw , I said , aw shit and you hiding them all in shit .
Speaker 1I know everybody's seen it though .
Speaker 2Yeah , and then the mama goes to say hey , where your car at .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2We ain't had enough of these damn kids .
Speaker 1We gonna sit out in the car and come back , I don't know . Yeah , I don't think I want to be a crazy sports player , I'm just so like when I go to sporting events .
Speaker 3I just kind of I do have one . I did go off on one At one time I did go off , so I was at . This was actually a couple of weeks ago . I was at my son's hockey game and one of the kids on the other team Well , one of our kids went and kind of just kind of poke checked against the goalie , you know , because the puck was laying there , goalie covered up , he just quick poke checked and skated out of it . One of the other kids came up and just jumped him , started hitting him , and then they just started fighting him .
Speaker 3So I'm like , oh , that's bullshit , they ain't even allowed to do that . Are they Not new ? Not new ? Yeah , I was like that's bullshit .
Speaker 1They don't even fight in college hockey .
Speaker 3No , they can't fight in college , but I was like oh , that's bullshit , that's bullshit , get that kid out of here . Only time I went off and I was standing in front of the other team's parents , right , and I just made it . I made an effort , I said because it was all white . I was like that kid's a thug . You knew they hated that . I'm gonna tell you something real , real quick .
Speaker 1They hated that , bro . Hey , nigga , you said hockey , yeah , no , I was like 99% of them got damn parents as white .
Speaker 3I wanted to make sure I called this kid a thug . I called this kid a thug in front of those white folks .
Speaker 2They was like no , he's not , you should have said fucking thug .
Speaker 3I was like you know that cut him deep .
Speaker 1Jimmy's a good kid , especially a black man , sandy . You know that . Cut him deep , bro , that's right . I got that back dude Got his kids playing hockey . Where y'all from Trailer Park , y'all from yeah , that's when he started getting them right there .
Speaker 2That's when you heard them right there , trailer Park , y'all from we living in .
Speaker 1Scotchdale .
Speaker 3Yeah , it's kind of hard to say that . Oh , so you're living that one .
Speaker 2No , nigga . It's kind of hard to say that in hockey , though . Shit , no , nigga All bets is off , I don't care how much money you have , you can still get it .
Speaker 1Oh , no , they you taking this bird boy abuse .
Speaker 2Trailer Park you living in .
Speaker 3But that's the only . That was the only . We live in Silverleaf . That's the only time I got that .
Speaker 1That's just a super expensive rich rich rich friend .
Speaker 3And that's triple . That's triple wise .
Speaker 2Well , we don't just live there , we , the owner .
Speaker 1Yeah , exactly , we own it the whole thing . Tell them what Trailer .
Speaker 2Park you own .
Speaker 1Now we're about to own you that's what you're telling them what Trailer Park you own . Little nigga boy .
Speaker 3That'd be funny . But that's the only crazy dad story that I have personally , but I've seen some crazy dads out there . They pretty mellow over there In the track Track world .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , you know , in the hockey world .
Speaker 3It's a physical sport .
Speaker 1So yeah , I mean , you've seen some stuff like so you know how you throw them hands , guys .
Speaker 2You have to Like when the dad stepped , you gotta throw them hands , man , they don't .
Speaker 3You been training . They don't step to me dawg . They looking me and they turn around .
Speaker 2Yeah , they looking you . You don't want a black man in there . Exactly , it's gonna be crazy to play hockey If I was you you Never mind .
Speaker 1I was gonna say I'd take my gun in there , but now I'm just perpetuating .
Speaker 3I'm gonna have to break up a few fights . I'm perpetuating a stereotype I've had to break up a few fights .
Speaker 2You should go get you one on Radio Rahim Boxing and walk in that box .
Speaker 1Hell yeah , get his hair cut like in a box and then play doing a butt .
Speaker 2Mmm . Get your brain piece killed by love .
Speaker 1Yeah , I've had to break up a few fights you been hate as we have to . But with the kids or Parents Really .
Speaker 3Yeah , I stepped in and y'all need to chill .
Speaker 1I wasn't even . I wasn't even . I don't want to see that they weren't a fault , Not in front of the kids .
Speaker 3Nah , they weren't gonna fight , but Trick . Love the kids , Step in front of them .
Speaker 1That stuck in my head .
Speaker 3They look at me and they both start Alright , alright , y'all hugging man , y'all hugging kids , get out of here . Okay , alright , they scared me up and down I can .
Speaker 2Alright , I'll let them over the fault , take care .
Speaker 1I always thought he was tougher . Anyway , I really want to see it . No , you were looking for him .
Speaker 2Shit man . I don't get in that kind of shit .
Speaker 3No , I just kind of y'all know that shit .
Speaker 2Fuck , we're going to try to break it up . That's my buddy , don't you put your hands on it Like Bosco said they really ain't going to .
Speaker 3You would have been an interviewer .
Speaker 1Are you a peep ? Are you just like ?
Speaker 3a natural peacemaker , or it depends OK .
Speaker 2I guarantee you , if I'd have tried that shit , they both would have jumped on me . No , they wouldn't have jumped on me .
Speaker 1They would have looked . Oh yeah , no , I bet they both would have got jacked up .
Speaker 3They would have took one look at Joe . I'm like , oh , I'm sorry .
Speaker 2That's what I'm saying . If you're out of , grab one and put them off , get your hands off of him . That's my friend .
Speaker 3Oh , you mean if you had to grab them off ?
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3No , if they started fighting , I would have stepped back .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , Joe looked like the goddamn incredible .
Speaker 2Hulk and then hey , but they don't know , I get started . Goddamn I'm getting everybody ?
Speaker 3Yeah , no , if they was already throwing balls .
Speaker 2That's my philosophy . I'm like , I'm like honestly .
Speaker 3They was kind of talking back to each other , getting I'm like y'all need to chill , y'all need to get back to the thing I'm getting everybody . Goddamn it Punisher yeah no , yeah , see , I would never jump into a fight between , especially between , white people .
Speaker 1Yeah , you just try to just yeah , yeah , that's what I said .
Speaker 1I mean , I'll try to you know like one time I think some I don't think some cast was about to fight at the gym or something . I'm like man , come on Right . Sometimes you just be like because , like this the way , the way I look at it , because most of the people back there is black . The person that was fighting wasn't even black , it was a white person . But all they're going to see is the black people back there , and the black people weren't even fighting , it was white . So that's why I was like nah nah , okay , you know how it is .
Speaker 2It could be like then you're growing up in there like , yeah , speaking of fighting Anthony and Joshua fall earlier today .
Speaker 1Wait , dog , listen , I'm like oh shit what , and I swear to God .
Speaker 2Actually , I think he fought like five o'clock , though they fought already . No , it's probably still on right now .
Speaker 1No see here . Here's the thing though .
Speaker 2Because the prelim started at two is showing .
Speaker 1So when they show that fight , is it , is it going to be ? Look , because I'm telling you I just saw tape .
Speaker 2I just saw on the guy . Yeah , I'm just telling you , prelim started at two o'clock . I watched a couple of fights . I watched three fights .
Speaker 1Right , I mean we ain't going to spoil it for nobody .
Speaker 2I mean , even though oh no , I didn't watch the Anthony and Joshua because it hadn't started yet . They had another fight before that one . Like they had two championship fights and then Anthony Joshua fight , so it should probably still going on .
Speaker 3Well , that's a good segue to my topic here . Yeah , mike Tyson and Jake Paul , I got Mike .
Speaker 2Laska .
Speaker 1Okay , now let's just let me explain myself real quick . Okay , explain yourself .
Mike Tyson Fight and Airplane Mishaps
Speaker 1Now , is Mike Tyson fighting for real or is he just bullshitting around ? Because I'm telling you , right damn now , if he's fighting for real , I think he's going to fight for real .
Speaker 2Rajon was a bullshit .
Speaker 1Listen . If he's fighting for real right , dude , I do not he go .
Speaker 3I hope Mike Tyson fight .
Speaker 1If you know , if he's just kind of like patting around and all that , then okay . But okay , now here's if he's fighting for real , mike Tyson , if he's fighting for do they can be like , oh , 57 . Come on , dude , I'm not worried about him getting in the ring and then just like having flashbacks . Or Jerry Cooney or somebody , or Larry Hone or think Tom .
Speaker 1I tried to take his face off and then just like , because you know , look , look , I know Jake Paul . They said he fought that Nate Robinson fight was on the undercard . Was that Jake or ? The other , that was oh , it was Logan , it was Logan . It was Logan that fall on the undercard , oh , of the Mike Tyson fight the first Logan , I thought was a , so who fought when ?
Speaker 1you got beat ? No , when ? When he knocked out Nate Robinson , oh , that was Jake , was that Jake ? Yeah , who else fought that night ? I don't know when , when Nate Robinson got knocked out ? But well , if Mike Tyson fights for real , mike Tyson , if he's just kind of messing around with me and like he said , if he want to eat the children yeah , then I'm obviously I'm going with Jay Park .
Speaker 2He won't fade into and he won't fade into Bolivia and I know it's making seem like , oh , like , oh , I'm not picking it , no , I'm .
Speaker 1if Mike Tyson is going to truly box and fight for real dog , is Mike Tyson going ? In even at 57 years old yeah . You seen him hit that heavy ?
Speaker 2back I saw that that's what I'm saying . If eat the children , Mike , show up Jake and Petro . Yeah if fade into Bolivia ? Yeah , exactly .
Speaker 1Yeah , like yeah , oh , I'm high .
Speaker 2I'm just so happy to see you . I don't know what I'm doing . I'm just kind of fading into Bolivia .
Speaker 3This is pure money grab .
Speaker 1No , dude , you're having it at .
Speaker 2Dallas Cowboys .
Speaker 1Dude , I will .
Speaker 2Cowboys Stadium .
Speaker 1So they get some of the gates , they get some of the gates . So and it's on Netflix , let's go .
Speaker 2Let's go . It's good thing to have that cowboy . Let's go . Actually I might be on there July 20 .
Speaker 1I won't be out there . How long do I take to drive there ?
Speaker 310 hours .
Speaker 1I'm scared to get on plane .
Speaker 3No , it takes . You see the wheel that fell off . That's a whole another story .
Speaker 2That's Cowboys Stadium .
Speaker 3Take 16 hours to get to Dallas .
Speaker 1Hey , I ain't driving . I ain't driving over six hours , but no listen . Did you hear about the three or four ? We going back to Mike Tyson , though , but did you hear about the tire that flew off the plane and hit the car in the parking lot recently ?
Speaker 2Yeah , the tire fell off the plane , so how they land ? They were listening . I know they got something . I don't look up anything .
Speaker 1I just see headlines . I'm on the report .
Speaker 2I got a lot of wheels . No , okay , I'm looking at it .
Speaker 1All right , look , okay , let's go . Let's talk back about Mike Tyson .
Speaker 3Like you said , if of course , that's what first thing that comes in .
Speaker 1What did ?
Speaker 3it say Tire falls off a United Airlines born 777 flight . So that's a big .
Speaker 2Yeah , so it has multiple tires ? Yeah , it has .
Speaker 1Like this it fell off .
Speaker 2Yeah , I got something like 36 tires , 36 tires , some shit like that .
Speaker 3Car damage . I'm trying to find my .
Speaker 2I'm going to hit my truck .
Speaker 1That's what . I'm sitting up here saying like damn it my truck bro .
Speaker 2Oh my neck .
Speaker 1Y'all have been sitting up here like I don't lay right next to that . I would have been in baggage claim . Oh , it fell Like oh , when you get that new Audi SQ8, . I'll lay right next to that when my car got hit , I'm complaining .
Speaker 3I'm complaining on the airport . If I'm on the plane , I'm complaining about it . I was distraught .
Speaker 1You got post-stressed and everything , I got it all .
Speaker 2I think the whole . Thing .
Speaker 1Now I can't say it up here and watch the Mike Tyson fight .
Speaker 2I think the whole . Thing . I seen it .
Speaker 1Yeah , Dude , I'm telling you I'm suing for a hundred million there I was .
Speaker 2I'll record for it . No , no .
Speaker 1Listen , if I sue for a hundred million , they're going to give me at least 10 .
Speaker 2We're getting all hundred of them . We're getting all that . There , I was Duh Minding my own business . It ain't me some McDonald's Mackey .
Speaker 1Hey , and then I'm going to sit up here , I'm just going to work out . I'm going to work out here because you know you can't be in a . Yeah , you going to have a big ass neck brace on and everything . Oh , dude , oh yeah , as soon as I get out , as soon as I get out in public , I'll go over the Safeway , put that neck brace on . You know , like on Esther . On Sanford and Sun , you fish-eyed fools , and for you , young folks , you all know about that , google Sanford and Sun . On Esther .
Speaker 3And you all know on .
Speaker 1Esther was from Ohio .
Speaker 3I wonder if I could sue now , for fear of a plane tire falling on me .
Speaker 2Yeah , some kind of phobia yeah . I'm just saying , I got a phobia Just .
Speaker 3I'm suing you . What is your name ?
Speaker 1Listen , can you sue for being scared to fly because all the stuff that's going on ?
Speaker 3Damn , Because that's a . You don't have to .
Speaker 2It's anxiety man . Your anxiety is . I don't know .
Speaker 3I'm afraid one of the tires is going to fall out of the sky and hit me . So I want to sue them for that Go over here to .
Speaker 2Deer Valley . You'll be like uh , and then you walk around like chicken little yeah . Hey , listen you said the chicken little syndrome . Hey , look up , look up , uh , look up he said the chicken little syndrome .
Speaker 1The sky is falling . The sky is falling .
Speaker 3Hey , look up uh , I'm laughing .
Speaker 1It'll be in the news next week why . Hey look uh , look up Carol G , Look up Carol G and her private plane .
Speaker 2I don't even want to see it .
Speaker 1It was like smoking or something .
Speaker 2No , they got a damn new disease every week .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think so . Just think about that . So now , the tire didn't fail , a door didn't flew off Carol G's private plane .
Speaker 2Oh , when that door fell out , then they sucked him out of there .
Speaker 3No , just a shirt . Oh , okay , well , the kid's shirt got sucked out .
Speaker 1So now I think , they should sue .
Speaker 2Yeah , nobody .
Speaker 3Next to the exit anyway , it wasn't an exit , the exit door , it was an exit door .
Speaker 2It's got to be an exit door . Every door that's on there is an exit door .
Speaker 3But it was . I thought it was a door . Oh , it was a door . Yeah , it's a door .
Speaker 2Every door on the exit door he could have been sitting behind . They were saying that they didn't latch it good or something . No , there's bolts . You haven't seen the story . Well , they said that At the beginning . They tried to say one must not be latch good , Okay .
Speaker 3But there's bolts . I guess they had to replace all these bolts on all these .
Speaker 2Yeah , they're going to fucking break it . That much wind fucking hit it oh .
Speaker 1I'm telling you , man , they weren't tightening the bolts , they need to quit .
Speaker 2They just trying to save face . They got to get that extra ratchet torque Just trying to save face . They ain't got nobody to blame . They had somebody to blame . They was a blame to poor bastard . See what I mean . Yeah , that door came off . Of course you're going to sheer the fucking , the bolts . Huh , that's crazy . Most of the shit probably sheer bolts .
Speaker 3anyway , you're still safer in the sky than you are underground .
Speaker 2I think you safe on the road .
Speaker 1My cousin in Alabama said you good , that's our car accident yesterday 59th Union Hills going to .
Speaker 1I talked a couple of them Going just yesterday , remember we had all that rain too , right , I mean , I'm sure they're fine , but oh , I guarantee you both cars , total , total . One was a nice , I think , like Audi , like the big , the big body Audi . I forget the other car . Both of them were real nice . Yeah , I think one it was turning . It was turning , it was going south , obviously . The other ones were going north , I think the one it was turning and I thought it probably just assumed it could make it up into the parking lot and it's probably just going to either Saladin Go or Starbucks or something . Boom , I was like good , that's gracious .
Speaker 2You saw it happen .
Speaker 1Yeah , I saw it . I saw the car sitting there turning because I was pulling up to it .
Speaker 2And then , where did you late to turn ?
Speaker 3The dog had to . Isn't it crazy when you see an accident happen Then it turned and you saw the Audi .
Speaker 1I don't see an accident . And just boom .
Speaker 3You've never seen an accident happen .
Speaker 1No , I was like dog . I said I mean like I said they're bold . I mean you're looking at it , they're going to be , they're going to be banged up a little bit . They're going to be sore Because they hit .
Speaker 3It was whoo I've probably seen about four or five accidents happen , one I saw . I saw it coming too , because you know you going intersection whatever someone coming out .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3Wanted to turn left out of a shopping facility or something like that . You know how people let them go .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3They were going to the second lane . They was letting them go , so they had creeped out . Yeah , that second lane still coming . I'm like , oh , that's what happened .
Speaker 2I saw it happen . I saw it happen .
Speaker 3I was like oh , this person about to get hit .
Speaker 1Dog , I'm telling you , it's not , it's not good saying that stuff , crazy , not good at all .
Speaker 3Yeah man I know , we segwayed off of Tyson . I got Tyson .
Speaker 2I guess I'll go basketball later day Basketball , but I got to say it .
Speaker 1Hey , March Mad is about to start . I know that .
Speaker 2I got to say it , I got to do it , I got to say it .
Speaker 1Caitlyn oh hell , oh hell .
Speaker 2Y'all women wouldn't satisfy with the woman just being a high school and women's college . You're going to have to let her break pistol Pete's record and you can't even compare that . It could pistol Pete on the paid three years .
Speaker 3She only paid three years .
Speaker 2No , I see that four Is it a fourth year . She's got another year eligibility .
Speaker 1But she's , she's not taking it though Okay , I got a cold . Hey , when is COVID main listen ?
Speaker 2This all I want . To start it in 2020 .
Speaker 1This is all . I want to say they can't sit two years , you remember right . The one , one and a half In 2027 . Wait , what is this 2024 in ?
Speaker 22026 . Then the last year .
Speaker 1I don't want anybody .
Speaker 2Plus , you can do the red shirt . I don't , yeah , I don't want nobody , so that's what it is talking about . They did a red shirt year no , covid year In 2026 . Stay back , I'll be like oh , three years before you can play a game , you could have been a red shirt . Let me two COVID years , richard .
Speaker 3Let me add on to this . Y'all heard why Nick saving really retired Because you want to and I am , so this is this is what he said .
Speaker 2Supposing you go .
Speaker 3you wanted him no this is what I heard is after they lost Players is coming back . Come and talk to him talking about what kind of deal do you think I can get returning ? Or it was talking about asking whether they're going to start next year . What type of deals they were going to get . So you haven't had enough . This is how college football is going . I'm done . You know it's true . Cut and cut . Hey Joe , listen , I know , bama's your team , you know it's true , you don't know what you're talking about .
Speaker 2Okay , so why he ?
Speaker 3retired . That was . That was sudden Joe .
Speaker 2No , he had bought the house in Florida like a year ago .
Speaker 3He probably knew that was coming anyway .
Speaker 2So even got like 10 . That was coming anyway . Everybody's going through the same crap .
Speaker 3I got reliable services . Patrick show .
Speaker 2You're going to go with ESPN ? Some bitches don't do nothing , patrick show .
Speaker 3I could get up there , hey , dan Patrick legit I don't care .
Speaker 1Dan Patrick from .
Speaker 2Ohio , oh yeah .
Speaker 1Hey , Dan Patrick from Ohio , hey .
Speaker 2Dan Patrick is legit . Espn get people fired .
Speaker 1You don't think . It's no truth to that and he'll work . He'll work for ESPN . He's closer now . He used to , you don't think he did , he did used to .
Speaker 2He learned all his trade from ESPN . Hey , here's all that bullshit . He's his own entity now .
Speaker 3That's why Justin Fields over there , because he didn't like it .
Speaker 2That's why Justin Fields over there . No , exactly , that is . That's why . That's why he left Justin Fields over there right now , scared to take a shit , because he don't know if he flushed the toilet he's going to be traded tonight Because ESPN talking about that bullshit .
Speaker 3He's a once in a lifetime prospect
Justin Fields Versus Caleb Lee
Speaker 3. Joe Justin Fields man . Of course he should be .
Speaker 2Now , who the fuck going to go ? Oh , caleb Lee .
Speaker 1What he ain't winning shit . I know they're going to take him to just reset the clock For what I mean ? Just to reset the clock .
Speaker 2He didn't do shit at USC .
Speaker 3Damn Joe , why you ain't .
Speaker 2He didn't do shit at USC . Did they win anything ?
Speaker 1No , Did they win the Pac-12 ? No , say it with your chest , joe . What ?
Speaker 2the fuck did he do ? What the fuck did he do ? I'm just saying , that's what I heard .
Speaker 3He could have just said shit at Oklahoma .
Speaker 2That's true . What the fuck did he do ? Oklahoma had a better season than motherfuckers and they all left Oklahoma .
Speaker 1He went to follow his coach Joe .
Speaker 2What the ?
Speaker 1Really . Hey don't bite my head off , I'm sorry .
Speaker 2Man , you started this shit . Man Don't talk about the great save band like that I'm just saying , that's what I heard . Don't know man man come on , man I ain't talking about saving . I ain't talking about bare-brained , I ain't talking about nothing . You better not say shit about me .
Speaker 1You want to save us for next week ? Joe , he better not like us .
Speaker 2God damn it . But he put that damn in and he said he might have been in the Prydges , but he was there .
Speaker 1Hey , we ought to hear y'all holla .