Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The Ultimate Biscuit Battle, Gold Diggers, and Crazy Sports Dads: A Hilarious Look at Culture and Scandals
Ever pondered the ultimate biscuit showdown or laughed at the absurdity of a real-life 'Weekend at Bernie's'? Well, saddle up for an episode where we slice into the great Church's vs. Popeye's debate with Bosco, Shyrod, and Alabama Joe. We're serving up a feast of chuckles and nostalgia as we reminisce about KFC's strawberry shortcake and bust some dessert stereotypes. If you thought all black people loved chocolate cake, prepare to have your assumptions tastefully debunked.
Hold on to your seats because we're veering off into the twilight zone of a bank heist with a deceased accomplice and the curious dynamics of cougars and age-gap relationships. We unravel the curious tale of two women, a dead man, and a bank, then shift gears to a sparkling discussion about celebrity gold diggers. Names are dropped, and eyebrows are raised as we probe the thin veil separating love from finances in the glitzy world of fame and fortune.
And for those of you who lean more towards sports than sugar daddies, we haven't forgotten you. Join us as we recount personal encounters with "crazy sports dads" and the chaos they bring to the bleachers. Imagine Iron Mike Tyson lacing up his gloves for a comeback bout, and weigh in with us on the hypothetical slugfest. Whether you're here for the bone-crunching tackles or the sweet taste of scandal, our episode's got the flavor to keep you coming back for more.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever pondered the ultimate biscuit showdown or laughed at the absurdity of a real-life 'Weekend at Bernie's'? Well, saddle up for an episode where we slice into the great Church's vs. Popeye's debate with Bosco, Shyrod, and Alabama Joe. We're serving up a feast of chuckles and nostalgia as we reminisce about KFC's strawberry shortcake and bust some dessert stereotypes. If you thought all black people loved chocolate cake, prepare to have your assumptions tastefully debunked.
Hold on to your seats because we're veering off into the twilight zone of a bank heist with a deceased accomplice and the curious dynamics of cougars and age-gap relationships. We unravel the curious tale of two women, a dead man, and a bank, then shift gears to a sparkling discussion about celebrity gold diggers. Names are dropped, and eyebrows are raised as we probe the thin veil separating love from finances in the glitzy world of fame and fortune.
And for those of you who lean more towards sports than sugar daddies, we haven't forgotten you. Join us as we recount personal encounters with "crazy sports dads" and the chaos they bring to the bleachers. Imagine Iron Mike Tyson lacing up his gloves for a comeback bout, and weigh in with us on the hypothetical slugfest. Whether you're here for the bone-crunching tackles or the sweet taste of scandal, our episode's got the flavor to keep you coming back for more.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Okay, now we really official. Ha ha, we've been talking for 25 damn minutes to nobody. Ha ha ha ha, nobody's talking. Well, guess what we got to make our reintroduction to this? How you get to see how good you are or not. Now, anyway, it's three of us. I am Bosco and I like long week long walks. What I say last time I like long walks on the beach. No, I don't know, you don't. Uh, all right, whatever I say last, anyway, this is Bosco from the Nobody's Talking podcast, you sitting next to me. This is Sharad. I ain't going to talk about what I like and we got somebody that really want to talk about what they like. Go ahead, john, we turning this off. What do you like, john?
Speaker 2:Oh, I like, you know, I like pouring honey on them titties.
Speaker 3:That's why I like.
Speaker 2:I put the honey on the titties.
Speaker 3:On the areola.
Speaker 2:Shit all over the whole tittie man.
Speaker 3:Whole tittie.
Speaker 2:It's a misconception. I want you to lick around the tip you got to get all around the bottom of the base of the mountain.
Speaker 1:You got the whole tittie.
Speaker 2:You got to run the trail all the way up there until you get to the top. Plant the flag.
Speaker 1:Honey on the titties. I'm just picturing it in my head now, john, don't mouth me, stick your head.
Speaker 3:He got honey all over your beard and everything.
Speaker 2:You like. Let me suck them, titties, man. Let me suck them, titties, baby. Afterwards you take a biscuit, stop the rest of it on.
Speaker 3:There ain't going to be nothing left. On so many avenues you can go, bro, so many avenues, the only biscuit I stand up to is probably one of them.
Speaker 2:Churches, basically Churches. Yeah, you can't tell them Like church's biscuit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't tell them honey biscuits.
Speaker 2:They're my good man, popeye's biscuits. Stand up, they like hockey ball I don't know why everybody like Popeye and Popeye and Popeye Dry as hell those biscuits. You know I'm like Popeye's biscuits either. Hell I can't eat them, I'd rather have churches. Church's biscuits are good.
Speaker 1:I'd rather have churches, chicken, chicken, what I'd rather have churches over Popeye's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, what you perceive is Greece.
Speaker 1:I call it juice.
Speaker 3:Church's chicken's a lab grown. You know that right.
Speaker 2:I know I got a fucking wing with a leg attached to it, exactly In churches that sounded good though. It was good, I know that much.
Speaker 3:I kept it going.
Speaker 2:You want to eat cheap? I said shit, you ain't got a breast anyway, I'm a fucking wing attached to that damn drumstick. Then KFC I don't know what the fuck they talking about. They damn drumstick, they look like pigeon legs.
Speaker 1:Hey, used to be a. You know how they got to fusion restaurants the KFC and Taco Bell.
Speaker 3:They stopped doing it. Yeah, they turned it. Yeah, I was going to say though no, it was just Taco Bell now.
Speaker 1:It was one that was just. It was Taco Bell KFC.
Speaker 2:Now it's just Taco Bell KFC's is just disappearing, I don't know where one at now.
Speaker 3:Two, you're right Now that.
Speaker 1:I think about it.
Speaker 2:There's one on 75th and then there's one in Avondale.
Speaker 1:There's one.
Speaker 2:What 75th?
Speaker 1:and it's one 19th 19th Avenue. 19th Avenue, Union Hill In this group. 75th In this group, One by my house 75th and. It's one 67th and Peoria.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there is one 67th.
Speaker 1:Peoria 67th, peoria 75th and Thunderbird. They changed it to yours.
Speaker 3:Oh, like it's just right. Taco Bell. See now, these are standalone, it's their own fault.
Speaker 1:Yeah, kfc is 19th Avenue, union Hill is just KFC 67th and Peoria is just KFC. It's their own fault, it can't be cross-cant Contaminated.
Speaker 2:It should have never took away the strawberry shortcake. Never Was that is they fought?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they fought.
Speaker 2:It took away the strawberry shortcake. Look at that fucking chocolate foot shit in there. What the hell was that Contaminated by the belief? All black people don't like fucking chocolate, so I just want to throw that out there.
Speaker 1:I never heard that I like chocolate, man. I never heard that you like chocolate. Are you serious? Hell, yeah, I like chocolate.
Speaker 3:Exactly, but I never heard that that was a black.
Speaker 2:Man, okay, okay, look, If you go to any pot, look, you don't want a black person there. The motherfucker going to have a chocolate cake Guaranteed. You think about it? Huh, think about it. If you went to any of your work functions, I always had a chocolate cake, chocolate, icing Chocolate on the inside. Please don't. I'm sitting there with my finger crossed. Please don't let it be chocolate, because you all know Stokeball chocolate cake is bad anyway. It tastes bad anyway.
Speaker 2:So I'm sitting here and like man, don't, let it be chocolate, let it be chocolate, chocolate.
Speaker 3:Man, I never no me neither.
Speaker 1:And just hey, listen, I've always heard.
Speaker 2:I just I lost it one day and I just, man, look, I don't tell you what man, nobody wants a fucking chocolate cake.
Speaker 1:I just thought black people like Wilder Melon and Chickens.
Speaker 2:I thought you liked chocolate cake.
Speaker 3:No Kool-Aid. I don't like chocolate cake and chillin'.
Speaker 2:Purple man. Come on, let's get real. Why we at it Orange soda.
Speaker 1:I got to get real story. Why we at it. No, tell you, these are real stoke-tain to truth.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, go ahead, we're going to let you go, Real fucking stories, Go ahead.
Speaker 1:We got you. You know, I just went off and I was like you know.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to let you go. I just went off and I was like man, I don't want no fucking cake. You, just for once, you bring a fucking cake.
Speaker 3:Pound cake.
Speaker 2:Oh, fucking, I don't care as long as there's fucking cake, white cake, yeah, okay, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to say I couldn't say it because I got a little frustrated.
Speaker 1:I'm not a big, big cake eater.
Speaker 2:Man, I love cake, I love cake.
Speaker 1:But cake, cake cake.
Speaker 2:Rihanna's cake no strawberry strawberry strawberry, strawberry.
Speaker 3:Eat the cake, airman you like.
Speaker 1:Rihanna's cake, or you just like cake, cake, cake.
Speaker 2:I like strawberry and shortcake. You like strawberry and shortcake.
Speaker 3:Strawberry cake. Remember my pop used to sit in the chair and make he used to get the little.
Speaker 1:oh yeah, wait what? Oh, hey, I missed it.
Speaker 3:I didn't even hear what he said. I was like what the fuck was that I'm?
Speaker 2:done. What did he say I do? He said that's my favorite German chocolate.
Speaker 1:He was just complaining about chocolate cake, he's my favorite.
Speaker 2:But you know the chocolate, I know the store bought chocolate icing cake man.
Speaker 1:That's what you know. You don't like Betty Crocker.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's it. You just don't like it. Okay, I like Betty Crocker.
Speaker 2:You gotta understand like I never had store bought cake growing up Never.
Speaker 1:See Joe, you gotta realize someone see you, so country.
Speaker 2:I've never had a store bought cake.
Speaker 1:growing up we had our upbringings are like way way different Box cake.
Speaker 2:No, that shit so like.
Speaker 1:I'm cool with box cake. Yeah, I like box. You talk about store bought the shit that's homemade to me.
Speaker 3:I was like cake.
Speaker 2:You imagine my surprise when somebody found out I like German chocolate cake and they bought one of the biggest fucking German chocolate cake you ever seen. You should have been happy at the fucking yeah. They brought out the store them and I looked at it.
Speaker 1:So you don't like anything? Store bought, huh, I said I want some stuff.
Speaker 2:I said I want some German chocolate. I cut and opened and I saw it. It was so dark inside. I like, oh, that don't look right. I took a piece of it and I'm like, oh my God, I think because he's- horrible.
Speaker 1:A true foodie cook.
Speaker 2:This is horrible though.
Speaker 1:I think he's grateful.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Joe, I think they would out their way to get you a German chocolate, I think ungrateful would have been nothing he done.
Speaker 2:Have it. I choked the shit down. I'm never ungrateful. I've always been grateful, like my ex-boy. She couldn't cook with the shit, but I ain't ever done shit. Everything she cooked and I ate it.
Speaker 1:She don't listen to this, do she?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Who was the best cook, you or her, did you?
Speaker 2:just not hear me, she couldn't cook.
Speaker 1:I just wanted to keep digging the hole, man, I ain't digging on shit.
Speaker 2:No, she knew that. She knew you was the best cook? I ain't married for a cook. No, Joe, we both can attest.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, he definitely can't. I ain't married for a cook, I bet him.
Speaker 1:This is exactly why I said he's bougie, because all the stuff he's saying, betty. Now somebody come. Hey, I made you, I went to the store, got some Betty Crocker and all that. Here's the cake. Oh shit, hell, yeah, let's go Yep. Same here. I'm like oh whatever, cut me a big little spice. Yeah, I want to say that.
Speaker 2:I be all cake and I was like okay, and now eat it.
Speaker 1:And then what you going to say when you go home.
Speaker 2:I go home like these motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go home. I'm going to call him like man. That cake was good as hell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got a fucking box cake you don't like birthday cake when they make it at fries. No, I don't buy that man. I love it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's why I don't have nothing.
Speaker 3:I love birthday cake. Like when you go to fries, you order a birthday cake.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, that's the problem, somebody you know. Sometimes they put them in the break rooms and stuff Cheesecake. I say I don't eat cheesecake. Oh, you don't like cheesecake? No. I love cheesecake I don't eat cheesecake I get cheesecake and my favorite on that was the strawberry. But anybody is so funny though, because you know you can get the Danish's Right, and sometimes I get like the blue, I mean I can eat it like, but I want to talk.
Speaker 2:I say I'm looking at you cheese.
Speaker 1:He don't like store bought stuff. You know, I'm just in a convenience store.
Speaker 2:They miss you. Yeah, the package with the cheese. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1:I'm like man good with coffee right there. Okay, I don't drink coffee but all right, see, that's why this podcast is so good.
Speaker 2:Once again, let me tell y'all what this is Like like.
Speaker 1:this is a podcast for the people. We nobody's talking podcast because we are the celebrities on here is regular everyday people talking about regular everyday-ish. Now, that being said, we're recording, right, right we're recording I got a weekend at Bernie's Story.
Speaker 2:Okay, and we're going to talk about Ashla Bula.
Speaker 1:Tell me about this Now, if you ain't heard. Two women allegedly drove dead man to a bank in a weekend at Bernie's style plot to withdraw his money. So these two women I'm going to let y'all figure out their color, but they drove this man. He had already passed, propped him up, I'm assuming, put clothes on him and took him to the bank and withdrew $900.
Speaker 1:Now while they didn't get a thousand. I have no idea. I'm like, come on, let me at least get a thousand. But they took out $900. After they left the bank they went to the hospital and dropped homeboy off. Now I'm just thinking in my head, you know you think of. You know you just have like random thoughts like hmm, so did they leave the car and get out? Because I've seen that before in movies Like you just pull up and be, or did they push him out? I've seen that before in movies too.
Speaker 3:I think they went and alerted someone. They run the bill.
Speaker 2:They run the bill Like they did.
Speaker 1:Remember, like on House Party yeah, the original one when they dropped a smooth off, they propped him up against the door, ran the doorbell, then his mom hits the door.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right now.
Speaker 1:I'm like man. How in the hell? So I guess one of the ladies is 55, another lady, lauren B Ferello, is 55 and Karen Cashbaum Cashbaum.
Speaker 3:Right there we both. We know they're both white. It's 63.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they are white ladies, caucasian. But what I'm trying to figure out, though, I want to know what was the guy? Why? Because, like I said, this being Ashtabula, I'm going to guess that he's black. I don't know why.
Speaker 2:My question would be my question would be how'd they get him in a car?
Speaker 1:Dude they old Ash 60 something? No, I think AS. I guarantee if you just you go to put it in, it's going to pop up Ashtabula women Watch how do you spell Ash?
Speaker 2:Ashtabula.
Speaker 1:Okay, I found it.
Speaker 2:You know, I wouldn't know how they got him in a car, though they don't look too healthy Picking up on dead body, because you know, dead weight is different weight.
Speaker 1:No, and that's what I'm sitting up here trying to figure out. How do you?
Speaker 1:get him in a car and then like, how did they like they had she had to prop him up in a passenger seat. So you know you had the person driving. You know to be cold if they'd have propped him up in the driver's seat and just kind of drove the car from the now, that's real gangster right there. You put him in the driver's seat with a little fisherman hat, but now then he got to have interaction, but the teller didn't be like hey, hi, hi, old man, bill, mr Sleep. Be like oh no, he's just taking a nap. His name is Douglas Douglas Douglas.
Speaker 3:Douglas. Hmm, douglas Lame Find a picture of.
Speaker 1:Yeah, anyway that's our dead people story, crazy. You know, there was something else. I hold on. No, I'm down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're bound to set. Let me see what the bond was set for $5,000.
Speaker 1:They gonna get locked up though, huh.
Speaker 2:No, what ago you?
Speaker 1:said about a little bit of an outfit, of a 900m mishand 1210 Corpus.
Speaker 2:You get that long About what you said about two years.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, just just this the thing body charge you for it. They have both charged with fel, canon South degree, so they could face up to 12 months in prison and they find a year.
Speaker 2:So, they're not gonna serve nothing. That's why they doing they put that on there, cuz you have to go federal, you have to be over 12 months.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so five thousand.
Speaker 1:So they probably just Because, if they go 10% about it, because if they go to a regular prison, they probably gonna get fucked. Well, would they get them for a? I mean, what shit cuz. Now, that's still a so well, with them going to the bank taking his money.
Speaker 3:So if they, if their bar was five thousand, you only have to pay 10% of that right. Get them out to get the bail out, the bail out right.
Speaker 1:Well, what did they say? To bail out? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:So five you still have to go back to $500 you still had to go back to court. Well, one of them can get out, yeah.
Speaker 3:I got none, you gotta raise it.
Speaker 1:That's what see exactly. So now, if they just took a thousand dollars, like I said at the beginning, they both could have got out, and they could have put their two heads together and made another thousand. Man. Had a ass. What? That's kind of funny, though I told you late and they do have a Like the poster a weekend at Bernie's at the bottom of the story.
Speaker 2:She's looking up stuff. Look up that top ten gold diggers.
Speaker 1:Oh hell, here we go top ten gold diggers.
Speaker 2:We need you to guess who top ten. You'll never believe who's in the top top ten.
Speaker 3:Top ten gold diggers Top ten gold famous gold diggers.
Speaker 2:Top ten gold diggers. You can't be a golden. Anybody gonna know who you are, you how. You gonna be a gold digger.
Speaker 3:No, no, but you ain't gonna be top ten no no ain't got no more money, you do a top ten is.
Speaker 2:It's like trying to get a cougar when you're a cougar.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hey, what's considered cougar a? I think a cougar I was gonna say that we got new listeners they want, they want to hear some.
Speaker 3:So you can be 30 and have a 20 year old and she's considered cougar.
Speaker 2:No, I say 35 35, she'll be considered cougar.
Speaker 1:Yes, I think 35 and 20 is cougar age, you know, just like a mill. So I go, I go 15 years.
Speaker 2:A milk can be damn in it. Yeah, milk at 21.
Speaker 1:So if the guy, so If this guy was 80 and his chick was 63?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean.
Speaker 2:She gold digger.
Speaker 1:He's a sugar daddy. Yeah, see okay, what's? Everyone for them, for them benefits.
Speaker 3:I know we talked about this before, but we're sugar daddy age.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's, that's ten years. Five years sugar daddy. Hey, if you give him up a lot of money, I Think sugar, sugar daddy and the bills if you 30 and you're. In the house you don't live.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, 30 and 28. No, I think, I think it's almost like. I Think like the like same thing. I think like 15 years, I think, if you pay, I think 35, 35 and 20 and you don't live there.
Speaker 2:Your sugar daddy.
Speaker 1:I Mean. I mean if you if he 30 and she's 20, that's sugar daddy.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:No, but I'm saying if the guys, if the guy is 30 and his chick is 20, and he's, you know? No not 30 and 20 30, 20, I say 20 and 10, I said 30 30 and 20.
Speaker 2:How long y'all been in this relationship Don't matter. Now they 30 and 20. Now it don't matter how long you've been in relationship, ain't no statue limitation. Haha, all right, here we go Ain't no statue limitation on statutory rape. Man Can't prove. All right, I'm gonna give you yeah, but they, they fuck people up over.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna give you. Let me see who do I? I don't know.
Speaker 2:Okay, if I have to go, I'm gonna have to go with Hannah, nicole definitely on there.
Speaker 3:Top ten go do okay.
Speaker 1:And in the cold I see her name on here, on there. You got a guess. You're right I.
Speaker 3:Can't think of.
Speaker 1:Was.
Speaker 2:What's her name oh you know, you know, you know you know, you know, you know, you know.
Speaker 1:Oh, she escaped. No, they were me. I mean, at least with this one. This one says famous, this is famous gold diggers, okay, okay, so wait, here we go right here. Top ten most famous gold diggers of all time. I clicked on that, all right strong down the list. Here we go. I'm a go. Okay, number ten. Anybody want to take?
Speaker 2:a guess. Go ahead, hit me with number two black China.
Speaker 3:She's only number two. Seems like she should be harder than that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they say she's number ten, number nine Ivana Trump.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Ivana.
Speaker 1:Trump no, she is a gold digger. Yep number eight, Amber Rose.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Hey, let me just say something real quick. I Think I don't know if this was meant. I'm just saying is just because it and bro just talked to Kanye West, right, mm-hmm, and Kanye got bars dog. And I'm only thinking about this because Remember that line, kanye said you're gonna be hot a little while I'm gonna be rich for ever. Oh, my god, this is. I mean thinking about this whole little. I think I, I think he was talking about Amber Rose.
Speaker 3:Have y'all heard Kanye's new album? Oh?
Speaker 1:No I haven't.
Speaker 3:That's pretty nice.
Speaker 1:It's no, they say he went. Did he go back to?
Speaker 3:like the way back to what he was. Oh yeah, Go ahead and listen to this. My son put me on there. Yeah, no, I haven't heard it, and you know I like Kanye. Yeah, yeah, no, I like my son to put me on it. He's barely, he's about to be 17. He's like you're kind of you knew I'm dead. Yeah you have it.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, I'm listen. I'm skipping seven. I'm gonna skip seven. I'm a listen, I'm skipping seven. I'm gonna skip seven. I'm gonna go to six. And who you think is number six? Kimora Lee Simmons. You agree with that one?
Speaker 2:I think Steve Harvey's a lady should be on that.
Speaker 1:Who was she married to before Steve? She was married to something. It was like a dough boy or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what is her?
Speaker 1:name Steve Harvey, steve Harvey's wife, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know her name.
Speaker 1:No, that's Steve Harvey's wife.
Speaker 2:She better be on that.
Speaker 1:Lori Harvey's mother. I don't know. He says I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, the one that he just married, though he's only the third wife, ain't he? Oh, I got that the one that was sleeping with the, that's Lori Harvey's mom, right. Security no.
Speaker 1:Lori. Steve Harvey is married to Lori Harvey's mom.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:So that's who he's currently married to. I think, yeah Damn, he always says her name. I forget too. I apologize.
Speaker 2:Holds her allegedly and she was messing with the.
Speaker 1:With the security guard yeah. I think that would be going down more times than not, man, because these dudes be sitting up here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but they got dirt on them. They're like, hey the limousine drivers, hey drive.
Speaker 1:So you sit up here, you're the limousine driver.
Speaker 2:Right. And you got said celebrity in the back.
Speaker 1:I was at my girl's house, so now you was at your girl's right.
Speaker 2:The limousine got picked up from the hotel.
Speaker 1:Right. So since you got picked up from the hotel, hey, you got to let me knock it down, so I'll be quiet.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Little bribery, let me knock it down.
Speaker 2:So you said we're tracking money right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Let me knock it down. Give me a little top and I won't say nothing.
Speaker 2:Oh, who knows? So we're not happy.
Speaker 1:We're about to get sued, but who cares, right she can't get blood from a turner.
Speaker 2:We're not even talking about nobody. You can't get blood from a turner.
Speaker 1:All right, no, look, we're going back, we're going, we're on five, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it says Heather Mills. I don't know who Heather Mills is. Oh, you skipped that bit. What did she do, though? Let me see. It says net worth 50 million. Oh, she was a British model. Okay, I don't know. I think this might be from a witch or not. Yeah, because you know, I don't know who some of these Damn. They got Courtney Love. This ain't no good list. They got Anthony Colesmith, number one on this one, yeah, but here, look here's something.
Speaker 2:Does it have my hero on it?
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, all right, I'm going to tell you Does it have my hero. I'm going to tell you who number seven. Is you ready for this, Sherrod? Kevin Fair to lie Fair to lie. Listen, everybody on here, everybody on here. Yeah, let me see Uh-huh, amy Courtney. Yeah, everybody on here is a yeah, everybody. He's the only dude that made the list. I know the list I was looking at before. It just said famous gold digger the stamina that made. Duh oh damn.
Speaker 1:Wait wait, wait, why they got Nick Cannon? They got Nick Cannon on here, Nick Cannon got money. And then they got Guy Ritchie. Guy Ritchie got money, don't he? Wait, Guy Ritchie, who was he? Married to I don't know.
Speaker 1:I know that name sound familiar. Uh, that's a damn shade. I mean, I know who some people are. I don't know everybody, but I thought I heard Guy Ritchie's name before. I mean, they got Russell Bran and Casper Smart. Ain't that that was JLo's dancer, right? Oh, they do have Gabriel Arbery. I know who Gabriel Arbery is because he was with Halle Berry. Yep, oh Lord have mercy. They got Chris Humphries.
Speaker 3:Chris Humphries. He wasn't in the league that long right.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know, I don't think so.
Speaker 3:Man, who was the next one?
Speaker 1:Amber, amber Heard, remember Amber Heard was with, I think, johnny Depp, remember I think wait isn't Johnny Depp yeah. Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, remember they. I think they they're like they're a kid, some of these people I don't know, like Dean McDermott. I don't know who these people are. I mean, I heard their names but I don't know who they were married to See. Uh, oh damn, oh, dean McDermott. Oh, he was the Tory Spelling's husband or something. Yeah, man, this.
Speaker 3:Dean McDermott.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it says uh, yeah, man this, let me see Top 10 notorious celebrity gold diggers. Look at that one. You see, there was there, wasn't going. The first picture of that pop-up was uh, hugh Hefner, I see this one. Damn, they got Black China on this list. It's so funny because then Kevin Fairline made number five on this one. They got Marla Maples Trump on this one. Uh, not, not a boner. Oh, and Nicole Smith is number one. They got Heather Mills. Uh, oh, guess who? Like Paul McCartney, well, we definitely ain't getting no more guests now. Yeah, we done called out everybody. Hey, we just reading off of the prompt. They're a little teleprompter.
Speaker 2:Kevin Fairline is my American idol, though that's all I got to say.
Speaker 1:I'm still sitting up here thinking, uh, like what's Like you know what's a gold digger or not? What's a gold digger? Like a sugar daddy, I think I'd say 15 years, like I'll tell you 30 and 20, I don't think that's a sugar daddy. 30 and 20,? No, because then you're going to be 40 and 30, so it's not To me, 30 is young, right, because you can 35 and 20. If you're a good-looking guy.
Speaker 3:You can find a chick 30, 35 and 20.
Speaker 2:I'm like you, 30 years old, your ass ain't got. No, been a troll in high school, bro.
Speaker 1:No 20, you ain't in high school with 20? I'm just saying you a sophomore If he got a 20-year-old that nigga would troll in high school.
Speaker 2:She can't even drink, bro. She can't even go to the club. Where you picking up at Nigga, you 30. Where did we?
Speaker 1:met her at Walgreens.
Speaker 2:Please, how many fucking 20-year-olds go to Walgreens by themselves, unless you're going to get some fucking medicine?
Speaker 1:You couldn't have met her. She might have been going to get a brand-b.
Speaker 2:You 30 years old. You dated 20-year-old. Your motherfucking ass trolled in high school bro Period when you going to meet her at Fucking Cold Stone Creamery.
Speaker 3:Hey, well, you go to that motherfucker by yourself.
Speaker 2:That's just weird in itself. She could be a waitress at the bar yeah At the restaurant Boy by. I'm just being real Boy by.
Speaker 3:She could be a waitress. No, because that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I'm like you meet at the movie theater and shit, she wait you at the movie theater, at a restaurant and you going to shoot your son.
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, you know these movie theaters. Now they got them. They kind of fancy.
Speaker 2:Yeah. They got them bars and yeah, but I'm just saying dude.
Speaker 1:You could have been on a date, or they didn't go so well. It's like, oh, maybe I'll talk to them. He had that plan, young lady, that helped us.
Speaker 2:I think it was pre-meditated. You shouldn't have trolling. Yeah, I can't wait to put my application in.
Speaker 1:About 30 and 20?.
Speaker 2:Man, you ain't got to be the fucker, nobody at age. You need to be in your own playground. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:No, I get it Because.
Speaker 3:I could no listen. I know I'm just saying what he's saying. You at the club, we're 20.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's kind of Are you going to meet 30 and 20 is only. I mean, I'm not even so he. I can understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3:No, I see what he said. At the club, because they're drinking.
Speaker 1:Right At the bar right 20.
Speaker 3:That's kind of at that age where it's like right on the cusp Right.
Speaker 2:Even then it's kind of cutting the clothes.
Speaker 3:Maybe he's an.
Speaker 1:Uber driver. I mean, you know, I'm just a, I'm sitting up here trying to look at my love in all the room. I'm just trying to be devil's advocate right now.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to be devil's advocate.
Speaker 2:I mean you know, I know you can't forget you. I mean as a man. You like what you like, though. No, it's true. I'm not going to never change them, because then, but here's the thing.
Speaker 1:It's going to look way different, though, when they 40 and 30. See 30 and 20. Okay, but once they 30 and 40, 50 and 40.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we met 15 years ago, you start she was a sophomore high school. Yeah, that would be. Yeah, he's not counting on your fingers.
Speaker 1:But no, I'm not even talking about honestly. I'm not even talking about like really really dating. I'm talking about like okay, he really like he started 20.
Speaker 2:And they met at.
Speaker 1:Walmart or something. Now, if you got history with the girl and she 20, I'm like, oh okay, yeah, he might be creepy McCreepster and I agree, I agree, yeah right there that is creepy McCreepster right there.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying like we were not thought about it. Like he said 30 and 20, like dude, where the fuck when you meet a 30, 20 year old at the moment?
Speaker 1:Hey, I had to make sure I had to make sugar daddy age or something, I don't know. You know just kind of like buying a Cadillac when you're 29,.
Speaker 2:You know it. Just don't make no sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't get no Caddy when you're young.
Speaker 3:It was some nice nice. The new Caddies are nice, but still I would get one like a nice CTS you ain't in your 20s before. Yeah, but you're old fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about if.
Speaker 2:I was 29, I'd get a Caddy. You ain't get no damn CTS. You ain't get a Honda nigga.
Speaker 3:If I had the money, I would have the keys no no in your 20s. Yes, kids don't be thinking about no Caddies dawg but in their 20s, man, Because see you know what was.
Speaker 1:Here's the thing. This is the exact same thing. This is the same way for us to think Right when, let's say, like these young boys, like, okay, the young guy to talk to Dreia, remember he's what 21, she's 39. Oh see.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, oh, no, dr who.
Speaker 1:Dreia, michelle, she's talked to Tyra Taylor and Right. No, he ain't 21. I think he ain't 21.
Speaker 2:How old is he? They said he's 21. How old is he? Like 20. They said he's 21 because her son is the same age as him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he she, she how long they been dating.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know. Probably just yeah to me that motherfucker was a 20. Well, yeah, probably. She probably met him in high school and she I can't wait till you get old enough, nigga. Oh, he had. They said he had her, her pictures probably.
Speaker 1:Like you know, she was a vixen man.
Speaker 2:Like a video. Vixen, you know, I asked how the hell I don't mess with my, the same age as your son.
Speaker 1:Mama got to have a life too, Jody.
Speaker 2:Man, thanks, I can see asking your kid now. You think he'll like that, he'll like this. No, mom, we don't wear that shit no more. Come on dog.
Speaker 1:Hey, like like some other cat said, at least he's taller than her son.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so true.
Speaker 1:Now what's the name? Jaylin Jaylin Green. Jaylin Jaylin Green. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you go over there and see the mama, right? The mama is like, oh, she ain't here. Okay, hey man, you want to go out to the arcade. Let's go to the arcade Now. Now he hanging out with you all hanging out together, and shit, man, fuck that.
Speaker 1:Hey, listen, if they got married, I'll make that nigga. Call me dad, you would Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:You got your damn mind.
Speaker 1:No, nigga you gonna call me dad.
Speaker 2:Same man, Fucking age.
Speaker 1:I'm your daddy.
Speaker 2:I'm your daddy now I had to buy you beer, nigga.
Speaker 1:Hey, I know that's good, but now I'm your daddy. I know you're two months older than me, but I'm still your daddy. Nigga, you gonna respect me. Nigga, Respect me.
Speaker 2:Put some spec on my nigga. I'm out of here.
Speaker 1:Oh, I slept hell out that dude man. You walkin' there, you walkin' there.
Speaker 3:You're like hey son.
Speaker 2:What? What you just called me. Hey, son, I don't know, but it's Jaylin Green. I know you're kicking down 20,000 a week. God damn, I call him daddy Y'all.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 2:Okay, daddy, we'll put the money in the bag.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll be, like it's in your. Can you send that much?
Speaker 2:on Pasha. I'll be like, hey, pasha, he probably can. Something on my escalator, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm about to say you call Pasha.
Speaker 2:What escalator, what you?
Speaker 3:gonna buy that dad. Everybody say you call Pasha, let him call him daddy.
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, I call it a pop Pop yeah hell yeah. Shit something on my escalator that is hilarious dawg.
Speaker 1:I like that.
Speaker 2:He said the money you're about to buy that is a good one, all right, look, that's crazy though.
Speaker 1:All right, since we talkin' about what you know, let's talk about being a. I was listening to a radio show and it was talkin' about I guess something happened at some sporting event, and or even talkin' to Chris sometimes, and it's talkin' about like crazy sports dads. Now here's the thing I grew up with my pops. Now I mean he wasn't a crazy sports dad at all, he was chill, he used to be laid back and barely what. But y'all know them crazy. I mean, y'all got kids, y'all in sports. So are y'all that crazy? Y'all that crazy sports dad you don't like you on yell, no, no no, I don't yell, but the ride home could be long.
Speaker 2:But I'm saying crazy sports dad Public crazy sports, me saying that's what I'm talkin' about Meaning like public. Most of the time, like if I went to one of my kids' events I'd be half drunk anyway.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Oh, you do know what man. Let me tell you, I got some drunk stuff for you. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:One time I had got me some crown and coke, you know, and I put it in a coke bottle. It was gonna be incognito, right. Drinking it and put the top back on it Shit. So I go into the facility, got my coke right. And the lady said who you think you foolin', which I didn't. Put the crown top on top of the bottle and put the goddamn coke cap on the crown bottom.
Speaker 3:That crown cap is noticeable too. Yeah, it fits right on top of the fucking water bottle.
Speaker 2:It's a gold cap and I'm sitting there walking around like I'm gonna incognito and shit, staying facet in front of everybody. They say who you think you foolin' man. Look down, I look down and fuckin' crown the cap on that man. Aw, I said, aw shit and you hiding them all in shit.
Speaker 1:I know everybody's seen it though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then the mama goes to say hey, where your car at.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We ain't had enough of these damn kids.
Speaker 1:We gonna sit out in the car and come back, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think I want to be a crazy sports player, I'm just so like when I go to sporting events.
Speaker 3:I just kind of I do have one. I did go off on one At one time I did go off, so I was at. This was actually a couple of weeks ago. I was at my son's hockey game and one of the kids on the other team Well, one of our kids went and kind of just kind of poke checked against the goalie, you know, because the puck was laying there, goalie covered up, he just quick poke checked and skated out of it. One of the other kids came up and just jumped him, started hitting him, and then they just started fighting him.
Speaker 3:So I'm like, oh, that's bullshit, they ain't even allowed to do that. Are they Not new? Not new? Yeah, I was like that's bullshit.
Speaker 1:They don't even fight in college hockey.
Speaker 3:No, they can't fight in college, but I was like oh, that's bullshit, that's bullshit, get that kid out of here. Only time I went off and I was standing in front of the other team's parents, right, and I just made it. I made an effort, I said because it was all white. I was like that kid's a thug. You knew they hated that. I'm gonna tell you something real, real quick.
Speaker 1:They hated that, bro. Hey, nigga, you said hockey, yeah, no, I was like 99% of them got damn parents as white.
Speaker 3:I wanted to make sure I called this kid a thug. I called this kid a thug in front of those white folks.
Speaker 2:They was like no, he's not, you should have said fucking thug.
Speaker 3:I was like you know that cut him deep.
Speaker 1:Jimmy's a good kid, especially a black man, sandy. You know that. Cut him deep, bro, that's right. I got that back dude Got his kids playing hockey. Where y'all from Trailer Park, y'all from yeah, that's when he started getting them right there.
Speaker 2:That's when you heard them right there, trailer Park, y'all from we living in.
Speaker 1:Scotchdale.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's kind of hard to say that. Oh, so you're living that one.
Speaker 2:No, nigga. It's kind of hard to say that in hockey, though. Shit, no, nigga All bets is off, I don't care how much money you have, you can still get it.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, they you taking this bird boy abuse.
Speaker 2:Trailer Park you living in.
Speaker 3:But that's the only. That was the only. We live in Silverleaf. That's the only time I got that.
Speaker 1:That's just a super expensive rich rich rich friend.
Speaker 3:And that's triple. That's triple wise.
Speaker 2:Well, we don't just live there, we, the owner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, we own it the whole thing. Tell them what Trailer.
Speaker 2:Park you own.
Speaker 1:Now we're about to own you that's what you're telling them what Trailer Park you own. Little nigga boy.
Speaker 3:That'd be funny. But that's the only crazy dad story that I have personally, but I've seen some crazy dads out there. They pretty mellow over there In the track Track world.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you know, in the hockey world.
Speaker 3:It's a physical sport.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I mean, you've seen some stuff like so you know how you throw them hands, guys.
Speaker 2:You have to Like when the dad stepped, you gotta throw them hands, man, they don't.
Speaker 3:You been training. They don't step to me dawg. They looking me and they turn around.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they looking you. You don't want a black man in there. Exactly, it's gonna be crazy to play hockey If I was you you Never mind.
Speaker 1:I was gonna say I'd take my gun in there, but now I'm just perpetuating.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna have to break up a few fights. I'm perpetuating a stereotype I've had to break up a few fights.
Speaker 2:You should go get you one on Radio Rahim Boxing and walk in that box.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, get his hair cut like in a box and then play doing a butt.
Speaker 2:Mmm. Get your brain piece killed by love.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've had to break up a few fights you been hate as we have to. But with the kids or Parents Really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I stepped in and y'all need to chill.
Speaker 1:I wasn't even. I wasn't even. I don't want to see that they weren't a fault, Not in front of the kids.
Speaker 3:Nah, they weren't gonna fight, but Trick. Love the kids, Step in front of them.
Speaker 1:That stuck in my head.
Speaker 3:They look at me and they both start Alright, alright, y'all hugging man, y'all hugging kids, get out of here. Okay, alright, they scared me up and down I can.
Speaker 2:Alright, I'll let them over the fault, take care.
Speaker 1:I always thought he was tougher. Anyway, I really want to see it. No, you were looking for him.
Speaker 2:Shit man. I don't get in that kind of shit.
Speaker 3:No, I just kind of y'all know that shit.
Speaker 2:Fuck, we're going to try to break it up. That's my buddy, don't you put your hands on it Like Bosco said they really ain't going to.
Speaker 3:You would have been an interviewer.
Speaker 1:Are you a peep? Are you just like?
Speaker 3:a natural peacemaker, or it depends OK.
Speaker 2:I guarantee you, if I'd have tried that shit, they both would have jumped on me. No, they wouldn't have jumped on me.
Speaker 1:They would have looked. Oh yeah, no, I bet they both would have got jacked up.
Speaker 3:They would have took one look at Joe. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. If you're out of, grab one and put them off, get your hands off of him. That's my friend.
Speaker 3:Oh, you mean if you had to grab them off?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, if they started fighting, I would have stepped back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, Joe looked like the goddamn incredible.
Speaker 2:Hulk and then hey, but they don't know, I get started. Goddamn I'm getting everybody?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, if they was already throwing balls.
Speaker 2:That's my philosophy. I'm like, I'm like honestly.
Speaker 3:They was kind of talking back to each other, getting I'm like y'all need to chill, y'all need to get back to the thing I'm getting everybody. Goddamn it Punisher yeah no, yeah, see, I would never jump into a fight between, especially between, white people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just try to just yeah, yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'll try to you know like one time I think some I don't think some cast was about to fight at the gym or something. I'm like man, come on Right. Sometimes you just be like because, like this the way, the way I look at it, because most of the people back there is black. The person that was fighting wasn't even black, it was a white person. But all they're going to see is the black people back there, and the black people weren't even fighting, it was white. So that's why I was like nah nah, okay, you know how it is.
Speaker 2:It could be like then you're growing up in there like, yeah, speaking of fighting Anthony and Joshua fall earlier today.
Speaker 1:Wait, dog, listen, I'm like oh shit what, and I swear to God.
Speaker 2:Actually, I think he fought like five o'clock, though they fought already. No, it's probably still on right now.
Speaker 1:No see here. Here's the thing though.
Speaker 2:Because the prelim started at two is showing.
Speaker 1:So when they show that fight, is it, is it going to be? Look, because I'm telling you I just saw tape.
Speaker 2:I just saw on the guy. Yeah, I'm just telling you, prelim started at two o'clock. I watched a couple of fights. I watched three fights.
Speaker 1:Right, I mean we ain't going to spoil it for nobody.
Speaker 2:I mean, even though oh no, I didn't watch the Anthony and Joshua because it hadn't started yet. They had another fight before that one. Like they had two championship fights and then Anthony Joshua fight, so it should probably still going on.
Speaker 3:Well, that's a good segue to my topic here. Yeah, mike Tyson and Jake Paul, I got Mike.
Speaker 2:Laska.
Speaker 1:Okay, now let's just let me explain myself real quick. Okay, explain yourself. Now, is Mike Tyson fighting for real or is he just bullshitting around? Because I'm telling you, right damn now, if he's fighting for real, I think he's going to fight for real.
Speaker 2:Rajon was a bullshit.
Speaker 1:Listen. If he's fighting for real right, dude, I do not he go.
Speaker 3:I hope Mike Tyson fight.
Speaker 1:If you know, if he's just kind of like patting around and all that, then okay. But okay, now here's if he's fighting for real, mike Tyson, if he's fighting for do they can be like, oh, 57. Come on, dude, I'm not worried about him getting in the ring and then just like having flashbacks. Or Jerry Cooney or somebody, or Larry Hone or think Tom.
Speaker 1:I tried to take his face off and then just like, because you know, look, look, I know Jake Paul. They said he fought that Nate Robinson fight was on the undercard. Was that Jake or? The other, that was oh, it was Logan, it was Logan. It was Logan that fall on the undercard, oh, of the Mike Tyson fight the first Logan, I thought was a, so who fought when?
Speaker 1:you got beat? No, when? When he knocked out Nate Robinson, oh, that was Jake, was that Jake? Yeah, who else fought that night? I don't know when, when Nate Robinson got knocked out? But well, if Mike Tyson fights for real, mike Tyson, if he's just kind of messing around with me and like he said, if he want to eat the children yeah, then I'm obviously I'm going with Jay Park.
Speaker 2:He won't fade into and he won't fade into Bolivia and I know it's making seem like, oh, like, oh, I'm not picking it, no, I'm.
Speaker 1:if Mike Tyson is going to truly box and fight for real dog, is Mike Tyson going? In even at 57 years old yeah. You seen him hit that heavy?
Speaker 2:back I saw that that's what I'm saying. If eat the children, Mike, show up Jake and Petro. Yeah if fade into Bolivia? Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like yeah, oh, I'm high.
Speaker 2:I'm just so happy to see you. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just kind of fading into Bolivia.
Speaker 3:This is pure money grab.
Speaker 1:No, dude, you're having it at.
Speaker 2:Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1:Dude, I will.
Speaker 2:Cowboys Stadium.
Speaker 1:So they get some of the gates, they get some of the gates. So and it's on Netflix, let's go.
Speaker 2:Let's go. It's good thing to have that cowboy. Let's go. Actually I might be on there July 20.
Speaker 1:I won't be out there. How long do I take to drive there?
Speaker 3:10 hours.
Speaker 1:I'm scared to get on plane.
Speaker 3:No, it takes. You see the wheel that fell off. That's a whole another story.
Speaker 2:That's Cowboys Stadium.
Speaker 3:Take 16 hours to get to Dallas.
Speaker 1:Hey, I ain't driving. I ain't driving over six hours, but no listen. Did you hear about the three or four? We going back to Mike Tyson, though, but did you hear about the tire that flew off the plane and hit the car in the parking lot recently?
Speaker 2:Yeah, the tire fell off the plane, so how they land? They were listening. I know they got something. I don't look up anything.
Speaker 1:I just see headlines. I'm on the report.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of wheels. No, okay, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1:All right, look, okay, let's go. Let's talk back about Mike Tyson.
Speaker 3:Like you said, if of course, that's what first thing that comes in.
Speaker 1:What did?
Speaker 3:it say Tire falls off a United Airlines born 777 flight. So that's a big.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it has multiple tires? Yeah, it has.
Speaker 1:Like this it fell off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got something like 36 tires, 36 tires, some shit like that.
Speaker 3:Car damage. I'm trying to find my.
Speaker 2:I'm going to hit my truck.
Speaker 1:That's what. I'm sitting up here saying like damn it my truck bro.
Speaker 2:Oh my neck.
Speaker 1:Y'all have been sitting up here like I don't lay right next to that. I would have been in baggage claim. Oh, it fell Like oh, when you get that new Audi SQ8,. I'll lay right next to that when my car got hit, I'm complaining.
Speaker 3:I'm complaining on the airport. If I'm on the plane, I'm complaining about it. I was distraught.
Speaker 1:You got post-stressed and everything, I got it all.
Speaker 2:I think the whole. Thing.
Speaker 1:Now I can't say it up here and watch the Mike Tyson fight.
Speaker 2:I think the whole. Thing. I seen it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Dude, I'm telling you I'm suing for a hundred million there I was.
Speaker 2:I'll record for it. No, no.
Speaker 1:Listen, if I sue for a hundred million, they're going to give me at least 10.
Speaker 2:We're getting all hundred of them. We're getting all that. There, I was Duh Minding my own business. It ain't me some McDonald's Mackey.
Speaker 1:Hey, and then I'm going to sit up here, I'm just going to work out. I'm going to work out here because you know you can't be in a. Yeah, you going to have a big ass neck brace on and everything. Oh, dude, oh yeah, as soon as I get out, as soon as I get out in public, I'll go over the Safeway, put that neck brace on. You know, like on Esther. On Sanford and Sun, you fish-eyed fools, and for you, young folks, you all know about that, google Sanford and Sun. On Esther.
Speaker 3:And you all know on.
Speaker 1:Esther was from Ohio.
Speaker 3:I wonder if I could sue now, for fear of a plane tire falling on me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some kind of phobia yeah. I'm just saying, I got a phobia Just.
Speaker 3:I'm suing you. What is your name?
Speaker 1:Listen, can you sue for being scared to fly because all the stuff that's going on?
Speaker 3:Damn, Because that's a. You don't have to.
Speaker 2:It's anxiety man. Your anxiety is. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm afraid one of the tires is going to fall out of the sky and hit me. So I want to sue them for that Go over here to.
Speaker 2:Deer Valley. You'll be like uh, and then you walk around like chicken little yeah. Hey, listen you said the chicken little syndrome. Hey, look up, look up, uh, look up he said the chicken little syndrome.
Speaker 1:The sky is falling. The sky is falling.
Speaker 3:Hey, look up uh, I'm laughing.
Speaker 1:It'll be in the news next week why. Hey look uh, look up Carol G, Look up Carol G and her private plane.
Speaker 2:I don't even want to see it.
Speaker 1:It was like smoking or something.
Speaker 2:No, they got a damn new disease every week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think so. Just think about that. So now, the tire didn't fail, a door didn't flew off Carol G's private plane.
Speaker 2:Oh, when that door fell out, then they sucked him out of there.
Speaker 3:No, just a shirt. Oh, okay, well, the kid's shirt got sucked out.
Speaker 1:So now I think, they should sue.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nobody.
Speaker 3:Next to the exit anyway, it wasn't an exit, the exit door, it was an exit door.
Speaker 2:It's got to be an exit door. Every door that's on there is an exit door.
Speaker 3:But it was. I thought it was a door. Oh, it was a door. Yeah, it's a door.
Speaker 2:Every door on the exit door he could have been sitting behind. They were saying that they didn't latch it good or something. No, there's bolts. You haven't seen the story. Well, they said that At the beginning. They tried to say one must not be latch good, Okay.
Speaker 3:But there's bolts. I guess they had to replace all these bolts on all these.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're going to fucking break it. That much wind fucking hit it oh.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, man, they weren't tightening the bolts, they need to quit.
Speaker 2:They just trying to save face. They got to get that extra ratchet torque Just trying to save face. They ain't got nobody to blame. They had somebody to blame. They was a blame to poor bastard. See what I mean. Yeah, that door came off. Of course you're going to sheer the fucking, the bolts. Huh, that's crazy. Most of the shit probably sheer bolts.
Speaker 3:anyway, you're still safer in the sky than you are underground.
Speaker 2:I think you safe on the road.
Speaker 1:My cousin in Alabama said you good, that's our car accident yesterday 59th Union Hills going to.
Speaker 1:I talked a couple of them Going just yesterday, remember we had all that rain too, right, I mean, I'm sure they're fine, but oh, I guarantee you both cars, total, total. One was a nice, I think, like Audi, like the big, the big body Audi. I forget the other car. Both of them were real nice. Yeah, I think one it was turning. It was turning, it was going south, obviously. The other ones were going north, I think the one it was turning and I thought it probably just assumed it could make it up into the parking lot and it's probably just going to either Saladin Go or Starbucks or something. Boom, I was like good, that's gracious.
Speaker 2:You saw it happen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I saw it. I saw the car sitting there turning because I was pulling up to it.
Speaker 2:And then, where did you late to turn?
Speaker 3:The dog had to. Isn't it crazy when you see an accident happen Then it turned and you saw the Audi.
Speaker 1:I don't see an accident. And just boom.
Speaker 3:You've never seen an accident happen.
Speaker 1:No, I was like dog. I said I mean like I said they're bold. I mean you're looking at it, they're going to be, they're going to be banged up a little bit. They're going to be sore Because they hit.
Speaker 3:It was whoo I've probably seen about four or five accidents happen, one I saw. I saw it coming too, because you know you going intersection whatever someone coming out.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Wanted to turn left out of a shopping facility or something like that. You know how people let them go.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:They were going to the second lane. They was letting them go, so they had creeped out. Yeah, that second lane still coming. I'm like, oh, that's what happened.
Speaker 2:I saw it happen. I saw it happen.
Speaker 3:I was like oh, this person about to get hit.
Speaker 1:Dog, I'm telling you, it's not, it's not good saying that stuff, crazy, not good at all.
Speaker 3:Yeah man I know, we segwayed off of Tyson. I got Tyson.
Speaker 2:I guess I'll go basketball later day Basketball, but I got to say it.
Speaker 1:Hey, March Mad is about to start. I know that.
Speaker 2:I got to say it, I got to do it, I got to say it.
Speaker 1:Caitlyn oh hell, oh hell.
Speaker 2:Y'all women wouldn't satisfy with the woman just being a high school and women's college. You're going to have to let her break pistol Pete's record and you can't even compare that. It could pistol Pete on the paid three years.
Speaker 3:She only paid three years.
Speaker 2:No, I see that four Is it a fourth year. She's got another year eligibility.
Speaker 1:But she's, she's not taking it though Okay, I got a cold. Hey, when is COVID main listen?
Speaker 2:This all I want. To start it in 2020.
Speaker 1:This is all. I want to say they can't sit two years, you remember right. The one, one and a half In 2027. Wait, what is this 2024 in?
Speaker 2:2026. Then the last year.
Speaker 1:I don't want anybody.
Speaker 2:Plus, you can do the red shirt. I don't, yeah, I don't want nobody, so that's what it is talking about. They did a red shirt year no, covid year In 2026. Stay back, I'll be like oh, three years before you can play a game, you could have been a red shirt. Let me two COVID years, richard.
Speaker 3:Let me add on to this. Y'all heard why Nick saving really retired Because you want to and I am, so this is this is what he said.
Speaker 2:Supposing you go.
Speaker 3:you wanted him no this is what I heard is after they lost Players is coming back. Come and talk to him talking about what kind of deal do you think I can get returning? Or it was talking about asking whether they're going to start next year. What type of deals they were going to get. So you haven't had enough. This is how college football is going. I'm done. You know it's true. Cut and cut. Hey Joe, listen, I know, bama's your team, you know it's true, you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:Okay, so why he?
Speaker 3:retired. That was. That was sudden Joe.
Speaker 2:No, he had bought the house in Florida like a year ago.
Speaker 3:He probably knew that was coming anyway.
Speaker 2:So even got like 10. That was coming anyway. Everybody's going through the same crap.
Speaker 3:I got reliable services. Patrick show.
Speaker 2:You're going to go with ESPN? Some bitches don't do nothing, patrick show.
Speaker 3:I could get up there, hey, dan Patrick legit I don't care.
Speaker 1:Dan Patrick from.
Speaker 2:Ohio, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Hey, Dan Patrick from Ohio, hey.
Speaker 2:Dan Patrick is legit. Espn get people fired.
Speaker 1:You don't think. It's no truth to that and he'll work. He'll work for ESPN. He's closer now. He used to, you don't think he did, he did used to.
Speaker 2:He learned all his trade from ESPN. Hey, here's all that bullshit. He's his own entity now.
Speaker 3:That's why Justin Fields over there, because he didn't like it.
Speaker 2:That's why Justin Fields over there. No, exactly, that is. That's why. That's why he left Justin Fields over there right now, scared to take a shit, because he don't know if he flushed the toilet he's going to be traded tonight Because ESPN talking about that bullshit.
Speaker 3:He's a once in a lifetime prospect. Joe Justin Fields man. Of course he should be.
Speaker 2:Now, who the fuck going to go? Oh, caleb Lee.
Speaker 1:What he ain't winning shit. I know they're going to take him to just reset the clock For what I mean? Just to reset the clock.
Speaker 2:He didn't do shit at USC.
Speaker 3:Damn Joe, why you ain't.
Speaker 2:He didn't do shit at USC. Did they win anything?
Speaker 1:No, Did they win the Pac-12? No, say it with your chest, joe. What?
Speaker 2:the fuck did he do? What the fuck did he do? I'm just saying, that's what I heard.
Speaker 3:He could have just said shit at Oklahoma.
Speaker 2:That's true. What the fuck did he do? Oklahoma had a better season than motherfuckers and they all left Oklahoma.
Speaker 1:He went to follow his coach Joe.
Speaker 2:What the?
Speaker 1:Really. Hey don't bite my head off, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Man, you started this shit. Man Don't talk about the great save band like that I'm just saying, that's what I heard. Don't know man man come on, man I ain't talking about saving. I ain't talking about bare-brained, I ain't talking about nothing. You better not say shit about me.
Speaker 1:You want to save us for next week? Joe, he better not like us.
Speaker 2:God damn it. But he put that damn in and he said he might have been in the Prydges, but he was there.
Speaker 1:Hey, we ought to hear y'all holla.