Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Witty Reflections on Fatherhood, Fame, and Fiction
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Hold onto your headphones as we recount the enigma of a Kanye West concert, masked performers and all. Imagine the surprise of Kanye's daughter announcing her album, "Elementary School Dropout," right in the middle of the pandemonium. The concert tales don't stop there; we're rewinding time to the days of Jodeci and New Edition, all while musing on the generational shifts in music appreciation. And if you've ever questioned the realities Hollywood sells us, our take on movie scenes versus real-life will have you both nodding and chuckling in agreement.
As we wrap things up, get ready for a foray into the ever-evolving world of social media and the quirky content that's raking in the dollars. We're not just talking about selfies; think 'dirty feet pics' and how they're making bank on platforms like OnlyFans. Plus, we're tossing around the latest in NFL player movements and hypothetical scenarios that could dramatically alter the course of a game—or life. So, join us for this rollercoaster ride through the landscapes of humor, nostalgia, and the unexpected in life, all with a touch of Nobody's Talking flair. No guests, just us, your trusty hosts, and an episode packed to the rafters with stories, debates, and a few good-natured laughs.
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Podcast Banter and Fatherly Antics
Speaker 1I don't hear you. Say something, I'll catch you?
Speaker 2Yeah, you can't hear. Is your thing's on? I'll catch you, let's go Wait. You know, you know before, yeah.
Speaker 3There we go.
Speaker 1You can hear.
Speaker 2Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here. We didn't have a full house last week. No, we didn't have one. Yeah, well, we're here with a full house. We got some stories for everybody.
Speaker 4You heard it, he's just pushing buttons.
Speaker 1I'm like, hey, we got to pay him producer's salary.
Speaker 2I'm trying to keep.
Speaker 1I'm trying to keep cars low. We're about touching all the buttons.
Speaker 4I'm on the budget.
Speaker 2Hell yeah, now I got to pay him at least something. Let me go ahead and turn something up.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm like just because he touched the board Shit. I want to raise. That's an extra $500. Turn me up with my mic. I need to raise. I'm just telling you. Boscow, I need to raise.
Speaker 4I'll tell you what. Hey man, you just walked in wearing some new shoes.
Speaker 2I ain't got nikes, though, because you signed the deal you want to pay with or no? No, you want to weigh. We're going to start throwing around brands that we start getting paid. Brands that we get paid. We're just going to say the store, the shoes, the shirt, the mart, the other mart, if he's got mart in it, he's got some cheap shit in it. Hey, dude, you got mart.
Speaker 3We can name a few Tiremart, cheap tires, walmart, cheap everything.
Speaker 2That's what they make.
Speaker 3Walmart. We just got to say the mart. I'm naming mart's Quickie mart. That's a substance.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's a good one. My name is Ami.
Speaker 3With hot poo. That's the real deal.
Speaker 2It's real shit. The quickie, one that's one right over grand down there, quickie one. Anybody ever been to that nail's diner?
Speaker 3Yes, motherfucking, delicious bro.
Speaker 2I'm going to have to go Because listen, obviously I watched Alice, so I'm surprised.
Speaker 3I haven't been yet. They got the best goddamn hamburger you ever had. Damn, where's it at? It's right there on 19th.
Speaker 4Okay, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I fasted it and I know they probably tried to keep it. I mean, it was right by the fairgrounds, right.
Speaker 4Yeah, right across the street from the fairgrounds.
Speaker 2They didn't update it, or not?
Speaker 3No, it's the same. I think on Wednesdays or Fridays they have all. You eat fish, If you a healthy person.
Speaker 4Catfish Fish.
Speaker 3I don't know what kind of fish.
Speaker 2I sure hope it's catfish. Hey, you know what? Real quick Bernie Mac stole that movie. Man House Party 3. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3Dude that scene.
Speaker 2He was like close that goddamn door. Which one was that?
Speaker 3That 3 is where they was at the dinner table, right, yeah, yup yup, that was where Bernie Mac yeah. I know you you call your job on.
Speaker 2He looked at her husband and said oh, she can suck him. He said man, that's my bitch. I mean, that's my wife she's talking about.
Speaker 3That's.
Speaker 4Rinaldo Ray. Right there, that's like a golf ball to a quarter of a week.
Speaker 2That guy no that guy If you go back and listen to his old records.
Speaker 3Oh, Rinaldo.
Speaker 2Ray, yeah, yeah, not CDs Not sets records. No, Rinaldo Ray is hilarious.
Speaker 3Yeah, that juggles.
Speaker 2Yeah, see, people don't realize out there in podcast land. They used to sit up here and they used to record their specials, their sessions, yeah, on albums. Yeah, remember Richard Pryor.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Live in Sunset Strip. Oh yeah, rudy Ray.
Speaker 3Well, he downed it yeah yeah, bill Cosby was a little ronz in the beginning, very, very beginning.
Speaker 2And then he was raunchy, but we just didn't know, huh.
Speaker 4He clipped.
Speaker 2Huxtables.
Speaker 4Who's baby? Robin Harris.
Speaker 2Small world, we Baby kids, they multiply. Yeah, that's funny. I tell you, hey, man, they all. But hey, I know, I do know. Oh, you know, we ain't in the du. You think we should still introduce ourselves. I mean anyway, yeah, we can. This is Bosco I am. I like long walks on a beach. Yeah, everybody already said that. One already, right, I like to crochet.
Speaker 4I like to crochet.
Speaker 2I like to crochet and I like to do pottery and go to yoga. And he's lying, all right. Anyway, I'm Bosco.
Speaker 4I'm Sherrod. I like riding my bike on the sidewalk holding hands, taking it in the movie Netflix is hey, that could be dangerous, man, you wear a helmet.
Speaker 1I'm not wearing a helmet. No, and to my left.
Speaker 3I am the one and only Alabama, joe, alabama, joe, I like fishing, all your big girl catfishing.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 3Noodling. Hey, look real quick If you get catfished. You think that?
Speaker 2should at least be a Mr Meener. No, I think if you get catfished and then you get catfished.
Speaker 3I think if you get catfished, and then you should get fined.
Speaker 2If you get $100 for catfishing.
Speaker 3Who you talking about? The person who catfished? No, the person that catfished should get. I don't know the mother of the girl who get catfished should be fined. That's what I said Because you know that shit sound too good to be true on the internet, right? 99.9%.
Speaker 2You talk about all this, it is true, the way she's going to suck you and all that stuff Real and just for the record.
Speaker 3They ask for naked pictures.
Speaker 1Don't send them right away, not ever.
Speaker 3Somebody ask you for dick pictures. Don't ask them, don't send them right away. You don't know this girl.
Speaker 2Or a guy.
Speaker 3Yeah, huh.
Speaker 1And to my left, superman is in the building. That's right and Superman likes to shoot the club up.
Speaker 3Shoot the club up Skate, skate, skate. I know you do. I wore my Superman shirt last week.
Speaker 4What do you?
Speaker 3mean by that?
Speaker 4I'm going to tell you what it is. I wore my Superman shirt last week.
Speaker 3And Superman in my house.
Speaker 1Skate and you my daddy. Good life, my daddy.
Speaker 4Kids. What do you say?
Speaker 1to this nice guy Are you my daddy? He's so nice.
Speaker 2Oh God, that's crazy.
Speaker 4He didn't wear it as good as you do.
Speaker 1What's that? He looked good, but you the original. I was in training, though.
Speaker 3I had a little. You got to be two. Something you want me to do something. You know how it is. You're seeing George baby.
Speaker 1He's working his way down baby, he's working his way down.
Speaker 3You got to be two something Speaking of daddy Sharad.
Speaker 2I mean, you know all y'all are dads, but Sharad was. He got. All y'all's kids have grown. He was father of the year.
Speaker 1Oh, congratulations, my brother, appreciate it, appreciate it. That's what's up.
Speaker 2I took my youngest.
Speaker 4He's 14.
Speaker 3My oldest didn't want to go, which I'm surprised he didn't want to go.
Speaker 4He's almost 17, but he didn't want to go Came out of blue and he said to me hey dad, I want to go see Kanye.
Speaker 4I'm like what? First of all, I didn't know he'd listen to Kanye. I didn't know Kanye was in town. So I was like you know. So I started thinking about my first concert. I was 12. I remember going to see Run DMC Public Enemy I think Fresh Prince was there, but anyway. So I was 12. So I'm like, okay, he's 14. He's going to be his first concert. So I was like you know, kids going to listen to what they want to listen to. Anyway, I didn't even know he'd listen to Kanye. To be honest with you, and you know us, we all like old school Kanye First three albums, last couple, but this lat. So I was like let me go ahead and listen to his new album that album actually pretty fine I got some catchy tunes too.
Speaker 4I decided to quiz him. Okay, you really a Kanye fan. He said yeah. I said, okay, what's? His first album called College Drop.
Speaker 2I don't know oh shoot, okay, okay. He knew, yeah, he knew. Oh, okay, that's all right. All right Now name.
Speaker 4give me five songs off of them, Uh-oh.
Speaker 1Boom.
Speaker 4Bam, bam, bam bam Through the wire. Jesus walked me. He just started naming them off. All right, dang. Okay, all right, all right, I guess let me go ahead and look and see how much the tickets are. When he got some tickets he invited his little teammate. So I talked to the teammates um, mom, and she was cool with it. So Sunday they came home after the game. You know, concert didn't start. It was a Sunday night, right? Concert didn't, or it didn't open until 730. Okay, so you was late.
Speaker 4Did he have an opener? No, he didn't have an opener, no, opener.
Speaker 2His daughter. What then?
Speaker 4His daughter was there but he didn't have an opener. Okay, but, um, but he wasn't supposed to go on stage until 9. Well, 10 o'clock comes around and I'm sitting here looking at my watch. It's a Sunday night. I'm tired as hell. Right, you know we up in the nose please. I'm like I ain't paying for no four seats. Right, right Right.
Speaker 2Hey, just put me in there so I can hear Exactly. I'm cool.
Speaker 4So you know, it just started filling up and it's, it's all. You know. Younger adults, or some older adults my age and a little bit older, but it's mostly younger. Younger adults.
Speaker 1Do they call you OG?
Speaker 2No they didn't call me.
Speaker 4Well, they ain't call me.
Speaker 3I don't look like no OG Come on man but but no, I hate that when I call you OG Damn, hey OG, hey OG no.
Speaker 2Hey, what are you?
Speaker 1talking to.
Kanye Concert Experience and Ticket Troubles
Speaker 4Yeah, we OG now, but it was cool because you know we was up there and started filling up so it was called Vulture's One Listening Experience, so it's not really a concert. So y'all been to the Sun's Arena, right Footprint Arena, so they basically just took the floor up and they was in the middle of the floor kind of just dancing his hymn and tie dollar sign.
Speaker 2So it was like basically packed or lined up like as if it was a basketball oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, normally put the stage at one end, Nope, it was right in the middle.
Speaker 4Okay, and it was a nice then you could see them down there, but they're basically just lip syncing the entire album.
Speaker 3Yeah, the bottom right Right so then.
Speaker 4Then I'm thinking, okay, this really, kanye, because, kanye, you know, he's all suited Right right Mask on. I was going to say Jason Mask on.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, jason Mask Even tied dollar sign had his mask on.
Speaker 4Oh okay, I'm wondering if this is really them. And then you know the kids running around I'm like Kanye's kids just running around on the floor, yeah.
Speaker 3Because his daughter's on his album.
Speaker 4Okay, Right, so I'm like man. I wonder if we're getting catfished by Kanye. This really him.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 4But the last song in his album is called King. He took his mask off Right, just stood there and yeah, it was him and his daughter started speaking. She got an album dropping.
Speaker 2Yeah, guess what it's called. Guess what it's called, oh.
Speaker 4I already know.
Speaker 2Yeah, I already know what's it called Elementary school dropout.
Speaker 4I was like the crowd just went, wow, but it was cool. It was a cool experience because I looked over and I was watching my son. I got video of it. I'll show it to you all. But I looked over and I was watching my son and I'm like dude he rapping every single lyric to this album, right, and to me as a dad, I didn't really. You know they're growing up, you don't realize. Okay, you want to try to keep them from certain music, but then as they get older, they start listening to more stuff and you know I'm looking at them like man. You know it's kind of a proud thing I remember with us.
Speaker 2We just had everything. I had a two live crew. Oh yeah, I think I was in seventh, eighth grade. Yeah, I mean you know, but it's but then he started playing some of his older stuff he's rapping into his older stuff.
Speaker 4I'm like, okay, okay, so he's a real fan. So but now, man, I had a good time, it was late. I hadn't been to a concert in years.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't really even I'll do an old school concert, you know, like you know. New edition Jeffrey Oz born.
Speaker 4Yeah, well, they got the jazz festival coming next weekend.
Speaker 2Right, oh, is that next weekend? Yeah, next weekend. And.
Speaker 4Jodeci, and yeah, they won a whole lot of money.
Speaker 3Yeah, but it was cool For the three days.
Speaker 2Dude, and that's why Jodeci gonna be playing right through this speaker, right here I'm gonna lie to money. Or I'm a. I'm a. Go to uh Desert Ridge over there by, you know the AMC, and just sit over in the parking lot with the window down on this tour.
Speaker 4Yeah, because it's a high street, right? Yes, a high street.
Speaker 2And I do the way they do it. It's at the very end towards, you know, towards Desert Ridge. That's the way they set the stage up, or at least you gotta do it, no security guy. Oh no.
Speaker 1I got that.
Speaker 2No, I got you Listen, you can get up in there, dude. All you got to do is just act like you belong.
Speaker 3Yeah, go in there, motherfucking. You know, security guy, like I'm a back, I'm the background singer.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna sit up there and be like man where you right on the.
Speaker 3Come on, I got you. Yeah, you just can't go sitting on seat at the front, oh, yeah, no, you just got to sit there. And stand your hands in the back. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2That's when you, that's when you mess up, you start trying to, yeah, yeah, trying to, trying to sit in another people's seat, get out your lane.
Speaker 1You better stay in your lane, you know you remember your first concert, Joe.
Speaker 3I was late. I can't remember it. I think it was Janet Jackson.
Speaker 4Oh, was it Janet's Jackson's coming supposedly.
Speaker 2Control was the control? Yeah, is she going to do that sexy stuff? She was doing the homeboy.
Speaker 4I wish.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's the control, I think.
Speaker 2What did you? Got called on stage.
Speaker 3Next one's R Kelly.
Speaker 2You're going to have some explaining to do when you go home.
Speaker 3I'm breaking the R Kelly broke the mold at that 12 play.
Speaker 2Oh the concert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen him in concert Until he dropped all his clothes.
Speaker 3at the end, what Dropped all?
Speaker 2his man, that cat Sitting on stage thick, swinging like a monster. Listen Huh.
Speaker 3I'm serious.
Speaker 2Hey, he been a freak for a long time.
Speaker 3What he dropped his clothes on stage. Yeah. He sang 12 play with the last song.
Speaker 2I've heard that before and they shot those.
Speaker 3Yeah, I've heard and the bitches went crazy.
Speaker 4He was supposed to be out here a few years ago in Tolestine.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh yeah, he didn't show up, yeah Well no, they didn't.
Speaker 3They didn't, they didn't pay him.
Speaker 1They said it was a promoter.
Speaker 3So he wasn't, they didn't sell enough tickets.
Speaker 1Yeah, we sat out there, oh you were there. Yeah, oh yeah, I remember. Yeah, good seats too.
Speaker 3They didn't sell enough tickets out there.
Speaker 4You was waiting to see that dick swan huh, I was just messing with you.
Speaker 1My girls wait for that. At the time you were just like hey, whatever.
Speaker 2Man, that's funny.
Speaker 1Niggas, I'll smack you.
Speaker 4I heard they was back, because my boy is a cop out in Tolestine. He's like man, they were getting pigmented out there Was they getting pigmented.
Speaker 2No, hey, he's not told shit. I remember seeing it on the news.
Speaker 3And then I remember, yeah, I was just packing shit up a little bit later.
Speaker 2I remember Steve telling me about it too.
Speaker 1I was like, hey, it's time to go.
Speaker 3Go Get your money back. Go get your whatever you're going to do.
Speaker 1They was like everybody was running and trying to rush back or they were saying we're only taking the first 100 people to request their money back.
Speaker 4I was like man, you can chalk that up man, that money gone girl, they ain't getting that. Yeah, I remember the tickets weren't that expensive. Though it don't matter, it's principal and points Everybody's fucking money.
Speaker 3That's not the thing. Give everybody money back. I know, I get it, you got to pay the people to set the shit up, but that's just you.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think insurance should pay that Well.
Speaker 3they should have had a backup plan Some locals and shit Entertainers or whatever.
Speaker 1Nope, I ain't coming out because they paid me Like the five heartbeat juniors or something like that.
Speaker 2It's very sad.
Speaker 3It's just like when you go to what's that motherfucker? With the stage rotating shit. Oh, celebrities, celebrities, they always have the local comedians and shit come out for the main person, just to make sure.
Speaker 2Do they still?
Speaker 4throw those. The comedy shows?
Speaker 2Yeah, as a celebrity, I don't know, I don't know, see, because you know. But I think Westgate took most of this shit Because I think with the hockey arena Now, yeah, yeah now that they you know everybody listen to podcasts, or like I listen to the breakfast club, or right, ebro, you listen to them cats, so I don't listen to like local radio.
Speaker 4That's why I didn't know Kanye was even.
Speaker 2That's why I miss a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4I didn't even know he was here.
Speaker 2That's why I was like well, unless I look it up or just kind of hear from somebody.
Speaker 1I still listen to power 98.3 whenever I get in the car.
Speaker 2Yeah, see, and that listen to the satellite.
Speaker 1You miss out on everything Because you know it's just the same shit on loop, on satellite.
Speaker 2Yeah, well listen but that is good 98.3 to like but at least he gets like what's going on.
Speaker 1Yeah, at least I do. That's what I'm saying. I'm giving away Kanye tickets because he's going to be here this week.
Speaker 2Right, and that's what I say. Until I said it, I'm driving to work.
Speaker 3I'm like how many times is near going to get caught?
Speaker 1Hey, this could be hilarious, though that should be hilarious. I forgot what they call that shit.
Speaker 3Fall for that shit. Man. You know, bitch, call you how you get my number. Oh, that's, don't matter about that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Social media. Ok, you say, oh, ok, yeah, yeah, let's meet up.
Speaker 4I tell her for a quick.
Speaker 3You're too cute for me, got them. It's a setup. Ha ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2You know, you know, my God, I'm sure, like oh who you going to give them flowers to. Oh yeah, If you don't say your girl or your wife or your mama.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2I'm like say your mama, do my mama man Send me to Melissa, melissa.
Speaker 3That's what I'm saying. My name, tonya you know your side piece, treat it like a side piece. She knows she ain't getting no motherfucking flowers. I'm just saying the side piece knows she ain't getting no flowers, true. True she might get a little candy on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1She get the little candy with the messages on the little candy Like so you're telling her, the little hearts will hug me.
Speaker 2Be mine.
Speaker 3Those are actually good. I love eating them.
Speaker 1She don't get chocolate. She don't get the expensive chocolate, she ain't getting no little doors or no seats?
Speaker 2Yeah, she get chocolate as in
Speaker 3the big rapper, not the gold rapper.
Speaker 1No, the chocolate you get is in between these damn legs. Third leg chocolate.
Speaker 3That's ugly. Now the opener's the day after I know what I'm saying, though, the day after Donnie check for county oh kill me though it's.
Speaker 2February 15. February 15. That's side chick.
Speaker 3there they call them motherfucking up right and they never spoke to each other on the phone.
Speaker 2Can we meet up?
Speaker 3I'm going to leave the back door open so you can come in through the back door. You know my friends never be out in a while. Now who the hell you going to invite back to the Airbnb? You ain't never met the motherfucking guy. All right, that's crazy. I'm just saying, like how many times you motherfuckers going to get?
Speaker 1caught. How many times You're going to fall for the okie-doh, ricky?
Speaker 3legs started that shit. Y'all know that.
Speaker 2I remember, yeah, ricky legs.
Speaker 3Yeah, man, ricky, legs like brothers you going to go on her show. Come on, come on on. It'll be eight niggas in both times, jenny Jones, oh yeah, I remember Jenny Jones.
Speaker 2She she where? Where was Ricky Lake from? I don't know, I don't know. Jenny Jones is from Chicago. Ok, I think Jenny Jones is out of Chicago.
Speaker 3She, she, she her show got canceled when she brought that gay dude on there and he was neighbors out there cutting wood with no shirt on and she's going to try to. He got a crush on you and that dude went over there and killed him. Killed him right. Yeah, I heard about that. Oh, yeah, that's when her show got a little bit of a catch. Yeah, yeah, he's on the show like ah, he's all like, yeah, you know he killed him, but I'm not like, yeah, yeah, you know that mother went and killed that mother.
Speaker 4Man Homophobic. She's embarrassed, but she's just embarrassing.
Speaker 3Well, he ain't that much embarrassed man. I mean, he ain't gotta go kill nobody. No, hey, y'all no. Hey, if you like me, you like me and they ain't like I gotta do it again.
Speaker 4Yeah, I ain't gotta like you back. Yeah, I've never seen gay dudes before I turned them down.
Movie and TV Show Discussion
Speaker 1I'll be like that's cool, nigga. I like myself. Look at me, nigga, you know. Thank you, thank you for the compliment. Thanks for the compliment though.
Speaker 3Keep it moving. Hey, that's why you had that what if they gave you a billion dollars. That's why you don't go jogging in, timmy. Wait. A billion dollars for what?
Speaker 4Hold on hold on One night with your gay dude.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, with your gay crush. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna crush the fact that you thought about it, bruh, I don't even know.
Speaker 4I don't even thought about it.
Speaker 3You thought about it though.
Speaker 1Hold on, hold on, hold on. I didn't even say the beautiful thing. Yeah, a billion dollars A billion dollars.
Speaker 2I didn't even thought about it already. Nigga, I'm just.
Speaker 3I'm just saying your clothes already off, you already got your cheeks spread.
Speaker 2Your clothes already off. Oh no, I ain't that much. No, no, no, Hell, no, no y'all doing more than kissing for a billion dollars.
Speaker 3I ain't taking it for a billion dollars, no.
Speaker 1I ain't taking it for a billion dollars. Yeah, no, you're a catcher, he's a pitcher. No, I ain't. No, I ain't catching.
Speaker 2I ain't catching for a billion dollars. I might pitch for a billion dollars but I ain't catching for a billion dollars. Put this wig on. I already got the magazine on his back.
Speaker 4Prison style. I got that on my face. I put the magazine on his back.
Speaker 3It's for the pages.
Speaker 4That's what I'm talking about, the magazine.
Speaker 3It's for the pages, that's what I'm talking about Prison style.
Speaker 2Prison style. You know what I got to say? Something I got to tell you what Tubi I know we just spit out random stuff. Hey, I like Tubi Tubi got to give him.
Speaker 3I'm just saying they're commercials, man, longer than the movie, though, man, they're more fucking infomercial you can't even fast forward, listen.
Speaker 1If he like man. I forgot where we was out of the movie, the commercial went off. He'd be like what part of the movie was we at?
Speaker 4That's like BT Late at night. Now I watched.
Speaker 3Tubi, he got there commercial five minutes long.
Speaker 2Hey, I watched this one, this movie, with Lance Groves and Lil Mama, and I think the chick's name was Felicia. It's a true story. It's a true story. Like Felicia McGrath, I guess she was a stripper and dude, go check it out. I liked it. I'm coming on. Not only will I push Netflix, I am now pushing Tubi, and I'm telling you the other movie that I want to watch. I haven't watched it yet. It's called Wide Open, andre Rising's story. I can't wait. It's on Tubi. It's on Tubi.
Speaker 3I'm watching it. The minute they say one of eight, I'm turning it. Oh, I'm watching it. That motherfucker commercial coming up there one of eight. You guys sitting there and watching.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I got a support. I can't do, tubi, you're going to go in that motherfucker and make a sale. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4I wonder if you just let it play through and then you go back and watch it later, so like if you have something to do. No, that's something going to pop up every time For real, because I know who lives there, that's not going to be that bad, though.
Speaker 2You just let it.
Speaker 4Maybe, I would do it I don't mind.
Speaker 3I started one of eight, and the next set of commercials would be like one of six four three, four, three, and it'll calm down.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3That's how they do it, and then, after they do the one of one, then you're good after that. What if you pay?
Speaker 4for the subscription. Do you have to pay for Tubi? I know it's free.
Speaker 3You can subscribe and then you don't have to pay.
Speaker 2Well, anyway, I got an extra subscription. Andre Ryzen story on Tubi. It's called wide open. And then, whatever the movie is with Lance Gross and Lil Mama. I know it's called Felicia. I don't know if her last name was McCray, but you Google a names, it'll pop up.
Speaker 3Google Lil Mama and Lance.
Speaker 2Gross movie. Yeah, it was all right A couple of little strippers in there and stuff.
Speaker 1Did they get naked? Did you see some skins? Tna.
Speaker 4Bucca naked.
Speaker 1Bucca naked.
Speaker 2You sure did, you sure did.
Speaker 1That's the only reason I watch that movie, I know.
Speaker 3I always watch that movie with the little Saved by the Bell girl, and she ain't show nothing.
Speaker 4Wait, which one.
Speaker 3Striptease yeah, striptease yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, Elizabeth, what's her name? Elizabeth?
Speaker 3I don't know what her name was, but I just knew I was watching it just for her. I thought I was just waiting on that.
Speaker 2I know she was Jesse Spandall, yeah, but she ain't got no boobs at the time, and the tassels bigger than the boobs.
Speaker 3What the Kinda stripping shit as this? Then they found my Demi Moore, and she ain't show nothing either.
Speaker 2She ain't show nothing either they show more on the Players Club. Yeah, they did yeah.
Speaker 3Players Club. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4Oh, Demi Moore with striptease.
Speaker 2She's in there right.
Speaker 4Yeah, demi Moore's in striptease no but the girl's in there too. No, that was called something else.
Speaker 2He talking about?
Speaker 3uh, yeah the Jesse Spandall he talking about glitter, are you?
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 2No glitter. Wait, where is glitter? Mariah Carey? Oh, I know what. I just saw too, for the very first time Precious Nah.
Speaker 3I ain't seen that yet, no me neither.
Speaker 4I was just sitting here and I was like man.
Speaker 2You know what?
Speaker 4Elizabeth Berkeley.
Speaker 2Elizabeth Berkeley.
Speaker 1Yeah, so I'm trying to find a movie. Tell about when Love Kills. Looks like the little mama.
Speaker 2Yeah with Lil Mommy. Lil Mommy Story, yeah, yeah, what I say? What is it, Felicia?
Speaker 1Felicia Blakey.
Speaker 2Lil Kyle and the Hoggy McCray out of that. I don't know, McCray, that was like that's a black last night Free on. Tubi yeah. So yeah, watch that.
Speaker 3That's good yeah probably when I'm doing commercials. You saw Showgirls, showgirls. Yeah, probably when I'm doing commercials. You saw Got that McCray.
Speaker 2Two of them had McCray in it. Yeah Shit, that's what I got it from.
Speaker 3I want to see the King Kong one oh the King Kong and Godzilla. Yeah, when they fighting in.
Speaker 1Yeah, godzilla I think they was teaming up.
Speaker 2Godzilla, I forget Kingdom right. Something Kingdom. I forget what a war, but they won the Oscar. Oh, oh, here you know what. Let me tell you another one. I did see the Holdovers. The black lady the vine I apologize because I don't remember her last name, but uh, that movie, the Holdovers, is fantastic. What's it on Netflix? No, I mean, I saw that the movie, yeah, it was just Holdover.
Speaker 4I think I heard about it.
Speaker 2Dude Fantastic and her name. I think the lady's name is Mary. Her name is Mary in the movie Dude. She killed it. I'm like shout out to her she got it for best supporting actress.
Speaker 4Okay, yeah, I did, black lady.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, how come they had the Oscars and shit be moves you never heard of. No, that is true.
Speaker 4That's just how it is.
Speaker 2Dude, that's when they said something like the Holdovers, because I didn't even know. And then I was like wait, this lady looks familiar, but I had no idea it was from. Uh, like the Holdovers, holdovers, yeah, and I look.
Speaker 4I never heard of it.
Speaker 2And then they said something that movie is, is it? I thought it was great, I thought it was just. I mean, it's one of the ones, it's kind of because they're always talking about it. I mean it could be like little tearjerkers. It's funny.
Speaker 4Yeah, Well, the team is. I mean, the movies that win the Oscars is always something that, like you said, it's not nothing mainstream.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Right, Even though they gross the biggest right, yeah. But like what Oppenheimer we heard about, I think that one best picture right.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4And then the dude won best actor for.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2I saw Barbie Wait, wait, wait wait wait, I don't hear Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3I mean, that's picture, that's picture, oh picture.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, so yeah, oppenheimer this picture, that's picture.
Speaker 3I didn't think it would do. I didn't think it would do that well.
Speaker 2I never even saw, I never even watched. I'm just saying half of them. I want to watch it.
Speaker 3I'm just saying half of them people still alive bro.
Speaker 2I think the only, the only. You know what I mean, like I think the only ones I saw. Yes, sir, that one something was Barbie Barbie was shit. I think, barbie, they got for like a song. Hey, it's still winning.
Speaker 4It was Billy.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, I didn't like Barbie, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1I liked it, I just liked it.
Speaker 2I mean it was okay, I could have looked at Margot Robbie for two hours. Yeah, Margot.
Speaker 4Robbie.
Speaker 2We're the white women at Too much pink in there, Whoa wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3Man that's classy, there's too much pink in there for me, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4Yeah, I like pink Let me see.
Fashion, Billion Dollar Shot, Comedy
Speaker 2Hey you, you super macho. You know what? Joe, Check this out, let us give you a makeover. We're going to put you in a nice like yellow polo, some blue shorts, some white, some white shoes. I mean you? I mean you don't look, you ain't going to look. Oh they, I mean like nice, nice white shoes. You ain't going to not like the nurses shoes, blue, khaki shorts. Now we're going to put you in some nice blue shoes, you guys, you guys, some like this is weird as fucking they're looking, they're hearing no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2Here's the thing you see. You think you feel weird. See, this, here's the thing with with these cats and they fashion seeing.
Speaker 3They're hearing all that purple.
Speaker 2That's not where it's going to do D Young do it was purple and black. They like to, they like to push the envelope. Now I tell you they push a little bit too far. And some of the stuff I start questioning, I mean you live how you want to live. But sometimes I'm like do you want to be a man's or do you want to be a woman's? I'm just saying, because I want to be, I'm a man's brand me some pants, and they got a motherfucking metric number.
Speaker 3I'm going to be mad.
Speaker 2Then mother mother fucking, better say 40, four not a 14
Speaker 3metric number oh yeah, okay, you know, man, they're supposed to wear that shit. A billion dollars.
Speaker 2Man. Come on, hey, ask the question from the, from the thing. Remember the IG, remember the box? Oh, what a listen. I want you to answer this truthfully. I know it's easy to answer, but we already know, already know, already know Steve's answer.
Speaker 3I don't know his answer. No, this is a good one though. They, they they going to be able to talk to friends. So I got that magazine already ready, you're going to put it on his back.
Speaker 4You get, you got one free throw for a billion dollars. Wait, listen, listen you got one free throw for a billion dollars. If you miss, you have life in prison. What you going to do?
Speaker 3Taking that shot bro.
Speaker 2You're going to take it.
Speaker 3I know, oh, I know, I know, I'm taking the shot?
Speaker 1I'm taking the shot. You taking the shot? I'm taking the shot. I'm taking the shot.
Speaker 3You didn't say what, you just say you got a free throw.
Speaker 4No, no free throw. It's a free throw.
Speaker 1Free throw, shot for one free throw for a billion bucks. I'm probably taking that, and if you miss it you got to spend the rest of your life in jail.
Speaker 2All right, so look, this is what we're going to do.
Speaker 3Sunday.
Speaker 2No, no, you can't. You ain't no warming up.
Speaker 3I'll take it now, because nigga, I ain't got but like 20 more years left. I'll take that month for all day. Then you're going to be in jail.
Speaker 4Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you ain't getting a billion dollars in jail.
Speaker 3So look this, this is what we're going to do. I'm just saying I ain't got much life to live anyway. Nigga, what are you going to?
Speaker 2do we're going to, we're going to sit up here Off the backboard? No, I'm no, I'm just shooting, I'm just fucking when?
Speaker 3I miss mine, you miss yours and I'm good to go. You don't want the old booty, you want the young booty. Yeah, you right, og, you right OG, bring that young ass over here.
Speaker 1Hey, I can't be the only one missing it in my life.
Speaker 3Me, you and Steve, and we're going to record it.
Speaker 2It has to be your first shot First shot. So if you get there before us, do you get a one more? I know you.
Speaker 3No, no, no you just got to walk in the gym, so it's got to be your very first shot.
Speaker 2So if you in the gym who's ever in there with you? Have them record you. If we're gonna put it, we're gonna put it on the IG. So now this, is it this?
Speaker 1all the marbles.
Speaker 3So this is what it is right here, and if you miss, you gotta wear orange shit for like two days.
Speaker 2No, this what you got to do. If you miss, you gotta wear your shoes on the opposite foot for that day. Or you know what? We should go get some Bruce Lee shoes, or you got to hoop with some Bruce Lee's.
Speaker 4I hope my crocs all day this nigga miss making.
Speaker 3Wear a cowboy jersey.
Speaker 2You know his brother got one and no deodorant, and so after who I gotta take a picture to you can't take a shower. Well, whatever you have to do, if your kid got a game or something, gotta go to gym prime.
Speaker 3When all the chicks if it's happy time.
Speaker 2Just got it, you got to do happy time like hey, I apologize, I lost this bet. I'm a little sweaty today.
Speaker 4All right, let's go do it Sunday morning. One shot, Y'all look out for the man.
Speaker 1You missing the first.
Speaker 2Hell, it gotta be the your very, your very, very first shot.
Speaker 1Making my shot too easy for me, I'm sorry you're gonna see gonna shoot left-handed I'm not doing none of that.
Speaker 2I'm keeping my eyes open, though that's a lot online, because it's gonna be going through my head like life in prison. See, he said he got 20. I think I have about at least 35 left man, I don't know what you gonna do.
Speaker 3You can't eat prison food.
Speaker 2Me up in there with IBS. Faking that shit like they tripping, tripping.
Speaker 3Man.
Speaker 2Hey, who saw the? Who put the one? Or? Oh no, you know, I think big Pete sent one. When you know how he does a ha ha Davis, yeah, shot was shot out to ha ha Davis. He did a. You know, obviously he does all the ones, like with his chick.
Speaker 2He came out the house waiting on his chick to come pick him up, so he was sitting up here and he was looking around like man, she always late, right, do you hear? Like a little engine rev up, right. And Whatever he said, he said, uh, I think he called her like police because it was looked like a police car but it was souped up and Like it was a crown what is it? Crown? Yeah, crown Vick, or grand Marquis or whatever. And he was like, well, police nigga. And then he said I think he said something about yeah, yeah, this car got potential, this potentially a niggas car. When he said that dog man, I'm sitting up here like them, damn voiceovers. Because she was like, oh, get in, get in. And then, you know, the seat was pushed. You said, I know she ain't playing the WMB.
Speaker 4That dude was funny man. I was listening to his story, how he came up and he just man.
Speaker 2He just and he is. He. Is he from Detroit, right?
Speaker 4Yeah, so he's working fast. What up go living in his mama's basement and he just dropped the video and it just kind of yeah no that's good man.
Speaker 2I said it's a comedy. Yeah, it's a new wave, like I mean like how we had this platform. I know we aren't on Social media and all that stuff like we should be, but I would like always say this is truly Like a hobby and yeah, we just yeah, no, that's what we messed around and be like Builds to pay hold on they want to give us sponsor today.
Speaker 2Each or something for you. Be like oh you know it's serious, I get on IG now, real, we're gonna have to post them, we're gonna have to post those shots, so what?
Speaker 4you're gonna do in tic-tac this shut down.
Speaker 2Yeah, Joe Talk about.
Speaker 3It's your dang. I'm shut tic-tac go ahead you have the floor and is it just straight? You trying to be shaming yourself, trying to stork money out of the people, like the Chinese? Yeah, why, that's all it is. Hey, you can't have your shit over here, but you can sell it to us and we can do it. We're kind of see this.
Speaker 4Somehow getting our world secrets, and we ain't got no fucking secrets.
Speaker 3So who would be the owner? So?
Speaker 2it's gonna be Microsoft.
Speaker 3I want to buy it.
Speaker 4I wonder how much they.
Speaker 3Already got a buyer. That's what I'm saying. They wanted to buy it anyway.
Speaker 2So my Microsoft wanted to buy it.
Speaker 3Okay, that's what I'm saying. They wanted to buy it anyway.
Speaker 2So it was saying it's almost as if it
Speaker 3was donated money to Congress made the motherfucking pass.
Speaker 4Because, I guess they Get richer Regulating every other country, especially China.
Speaker 3No, it's regulated where it comes from.
Speaker 4It ain't regulated everywhere.
Speaker 2Hey, listen, they said it's a tick-tock that we have isn't the same tick-tock for them.
Speaker 3No, but all that, no what? It is the same thing. But they can only put educational shit on, you know? I mean, you just gotta be like what a fuck is that? Education nothing and you can't put nothing bad about the government like leapfrog and ABCs and esophables. I don't believe they believe in esoph. Oh yeah, I'm not that, Colonel McBrag.
Speaker 4Because YouTube got reels. It's the same damn thing. Facebook got their little videos.
Speaker 3The thing is Like Every one of those platform is like age demographic type thing. Like Facebook, old people Like a well, old people, that's old people Snapchat and like Now the kids don't really use that too much anymore either, so that's kind of like medium-aged people, you know generation yeah, and now they use that. X and 30s, the 40s yeah okay, and then they have this new thing the kids are using Reels right, you do reels.
Speaker 4That's what my son.
Speaker 3So, I'll tell you what happens is like this here Once the old people move over to that platform, then young kids move off and then they get on another one that won't become popular and then when the old people move over to that one, then they move off of that motherfucker. That's the young high-school.
Speaker 2Like young people really don't do Facebook, right? Fuck, no man.
Speaker 3That's the old people.
Speaker 4I brought up Facebook to my kids, they was like Huh, that's for old people.
Speaker 3Right, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4Y'all remember my Like.
Speaker 3I'm just saying once, like Snapchat, they don't really fuck with Snapchat that much because not all the old people start getting on Snapchat. And then the old cheaters are getting on there because the shit, just they can send messages and it disappeared. Oh, snapchat. Shit it just disappeared. You know, Because we forget shit, we forget about leaving it in the phone. Right, so we send on Snapchat and shit disappears after 24 hours or some shit like that.
Speaker 1Huh, what do you thought? There you go, snap me. I miss my stuff, so do the young people I never had.
Speaker 4I never had MySpace.
Speaker 2I never had MySpace.
Speaker 3I had my iPhone on Facebook.
Speaker 2And nobody used it. With the music, nobody used it.
Speaker 4With the music set up on it. You go on there.
Speaker 3My music, my song was on there and the only fast thing is just that's too much money, though that's pay for that.
Speaker 4You want to see something.
Speaker 3You don't have to. You gotta donate something. I mean that depends on the user.
Speaker 2Uh-huh, listen. You know what they said was big was people putting dirty feet, dirty feet pics.
Speaker 1I don't understand that.
Speaker 2Only fans dawg. Yeah, they did say that was big. Yeah, they said that's big Dirty feet pics. I don't see your dirty asses.
Speaker 3Yeah, I should be a man.
Speaker 4I'm about to go walk in some mud.
Speaker 2I know everybody in Kentucky probably rich, then I should be rich.
Speaker 3I know sorry Kentucky.
Speaker 4Where you get that money from man.
Speaker 3You know what they said. They said you know what they said. He said I ain't no billionaire.
Speaker 1He said send me a picture of your feet. You want them with the nail or without the nail?
Speaker 3Yeah, for real man. How you want this motherfucker With the nail, without the nail.
Speaker 2You ugly ass.
Speaker 4Cracking heel whatever you want. Oh, you're dead. Y'all talk about my feet all y'all want. I know my shit Got me a check. I know girl want to see you. Hey Joe, we about to go pay. He said something dude going to pay you to see him, they have that.
Speaker 1Wiggle your toes Wiggle your toes.
Speaker 3What if they want you to polish them Like I want you to put that?
Speaker 1white tonic, polish on them. French tips you don't have to see my face.
Speaker 2You get a message from Shannon Shaw. He's that damn.
Speaker 4Oh hell, here we go.
Speaker 3Captain, talk about it.
Speaker 2Oh man, Y'all saw the way that motherfucker laughing on that couch.
Speaker 3Oh God, Kicking his feet. Next time I see you, I'm going to see you.
Speaker 2Uh-oh. Hey, listen, how come every guy at some point once you start to hit like a certain status, they want to sit up here and like question the guy's manhood. I never like. Well, it all started with his, his, his. What do you call?
Speaker 3that shit. Was it his outfit?
Speaker 2No the guy had to do his clothes for him Stylish.
Speaker 3Well, he's gay Probably.
Speaker 2No, I'm asking, I don't know.
Speaker 3The stylist.
Speaker 2Hell to the end. Oh dude, I don't know, I'm literally.
Speaker 3Hey, he put together.
Speaker 2He trying to show off his work.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3He's like that's better than Spandex.
Speaker 1Go ahead and wear those.
Speaker 2So because his stylist is gay.
Speaker 3His stylist is motherfucking gay.
Speaker 2So you saying so, he's a flamer. He's flaming, bro.
Speaker 4Flaming, flaming.
Speaker 3Wait the stylist. The stylist is flaming.
Speaker 4In the magazine.
Speaker 2I'll be here in a minute.
Speaker 3You guys put the dresser. You need to put it out with him. True that, true that.
Speaker 4You know why not? He's gonna be your friend. He's probably bigger than.
Speaker 3He's taking a high road. You could have my shadow and see how fucking good he is.
Speaker 1I ain't kidding, hey, speak to that.
Speaker 3I just thought of something that's true.
Speaker 1Hold on. I'll be sure right Back in the 80s this was a big thing in my school. For some reason, all the light skinned dudes was putting on motherfucking eyeliner.
Speaker 3They were darkening their eyes.
Speaker 1They was doing that to be looking pretty, to try to look like pretty ricky. So I was just wondering is that what the new millennials are doing now too? Like darkening their Because they're painting their nails? Are they putting on eyeliner again Because this was like?
Speaker 383, 84, 85. Nah, they ain't, that's the motherfuckers. They, that's the ones that don't go inside their own hey listen, I'm gonna tell you this.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna tell you that, walking around the gym, walking around the streets of Phoenix, how you got all that nail polish.
Speaker 1You got all makeup niggas.
Speaker 2I'm gonna tell you this. I remember when niggas used to look like niggas dawg. Sometimes you gotta do like a little, you be like oh, that's a dude.
Speaker 3Only fucked up thing about that whole thing they fucking around and soak one in the motherfucking they might beat the shit at you I'm not saying that they beat me up.
Speaker 2I'm like, oh damn, Damn.
Speaker 1Hey man, this fag whooping my ass, oh yeah.
Speaker 2You know what I'm gonna do after that? Nah, I gotta cut you.
Speaker 3Nah, I gotta cut you, but now I got to cut you.
Speaker 4Dude, if you got beat up by?
Speaker 3What I just said.
Speaker 4Everybody saw it.
Speaker 3I'm gonna cut the shit out of that you just go walk out.
Speaker 4I'm not keeping eyes with me, I'm cutting shit out of that.
Speaker 3I ain't worried about it, I'm gonna hold school.
Speaker 1You're gonna have to be a good motherfucker. You'll bleed out before you're done.
Speaker 4I got nothing to give you, I'll cut the shit out of it.
Speaker 3I couldn't cut this shit out of them. And they still dudes.
Speaker 1They still dudes.
Speaker 3That's why I'm gonna cut the shit out of them when he hit me with a two-piece.
Speaker 2I'm gonna pull that knife out. You see this coming niggas.
Speaker 1That's all you got. That's all you got. When he jumping that again.
Speaker 3Shit.
Speaker 2He don't hit him with the freeze D-Frost.
Speaker 3I had that motherfucker with his hand like that Shit, put it right back in my pocket. Let him bleed out. You getting tired, ain't you? That's all you got, shit.
Speaker 1You see it, double yet, double yet.
Speaker 4You see it double. By the way, he hit him with that two-piece. What you do to me.
Speaker 3I'll just say as soon as you hear that flame in his shit, soon as he hits you with that two-piece you better do something boy. Oh shit, I'll just play. I'll hit you with that two-piece.
Speaker 4You know, we just play fighting. We just play fighting. Let's go get some pop-offs.
Speaker 2You want some biscuits. I know you like biscuits.
Speaker 3Get some biscuits. I'll ask you something, though I don't ever ask you. Yeah, you got to want biscuits. I'm gonna do that. Bro, you can go with the chicken, Not biscuits.
Speaker 2Hey, biscuits, insinuate something else.
Speaker 3You can have some chicken and rice. Nigga, I want your biscuits man, get some chicken and biscuits.
Speaker 2I got to pull out the other dictionary.
Speaker 3Yeah, you got to pull out the ebonics shit oh.
Speaker 4Don't ask a gay guy.
Speaker 2if he wants to be a biscuit, ask a biscuit.
Speaker 3Don't ask the motherfucker that shit.
Speaker 2Just ask if you want some chicken, you want some rice?
Speaker 3Biscuits cake. All that Don't even say, if you want a leg or a thigh?
Speaker 2Nah, just say do you want some chicken? You got to be straight Chicken.
Speaker 3If you're going to lay with the chicken, it's better be a breast.
Speaker 2Don't even say white meat or dark meat, nah, just say do you want some chicken Breast Breast?
Speaker 3those amounts Just say do you want the breasts I?
Speaker 2Want, yo tie I want that biscuit?
Speaker 4yeah, bring the biscuit over here. It's engraving.
Speaker 2Hey Prince used to do the eyeliner to Danny.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, no, no listen. Yeah, he's the only man that can pull that shit.
Speaker 2That ain't nobody else can pull it off the hill my Jackson and Rick James. Are the only ones can wear them, little high heel boots. You can't come out with that stuff now, man. Let me see one.
Speaker 1He was too short. That's why he wanted to be taller, so he had the stacks.
Speaker 2Oh shit, all of them dudes it had a pan in. Oh yeah, he did wear them, but listen, but that's still like way back.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 1Yeah, she be kissing the TV. I was cracking up. Yeah, oh man, he's to make my sister's dad. He's to be so mad you ain't gonna never meet.
Speaker 4So I saw a video today so I guess Chris Brown's coming concert.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 4I saw a video where he says it comes like on the studies like like if you bring your girl to the show. You guys bring your girl for you to show you, taking a big risk.
Speaker 2Now, if I send the nosebleed, no.
Speaker 4That's just like you take your girl to the NBA.
Speaker 2Don't go, get no popcorn. Go ahead, take a lady friend and sit court side right. No, I'm just saying go ahead, take a lady friend and sit court side at the Sun's game.
Speaker 1They'd be picking them out.
Speaker 2They'd be snipering them yeah put a bitch.
Speaker 3They're gonna be like oh Long as they don't embarrass me If you're gonna leave with that nigga.
Speaker 2We walking, at least we walking off this court together.
Speaker 3And when that kiss cam come around you better kiss me, give me that devil in a blue dress. He won't make it to your next birthday. Oh man she. Now you better do it.
Speaker 4What you do, how you do it.
Speaker 1No man, we get home like Willie DC, you gotta let a whole be a whole. Yeah, but you're gonna.
Speaker 3She can be a whole.
Random Conversational Banter
Speaker 1He said not on your ticket, we can't hear.
Speaker 3You have my time and you have my attention. That's right, and you got a whole motherfucker day. You gotta see that nigga tomorrow.
Speaker 1You can see him tomorrow. Give me your number. You can see that thing tomorrow, but tonight, mom, yeah, yes.
Speaker 3Cutting the my time. Cutting my time if you want to. We're gonna have my fucking problem. I know, man, you won't be with him. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Fast.
Speaker 2Hey, the cat stew dribbling down the court. I just thought about it.
Speaker 3I have my family term in for the reward money Term in for the reward money Government.
Speaker 2In his backyard Smokers.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1Everybody get a hundred dollars.
Speaker 4Here.
Speaker 2I can hear my cousin I knew you wouldn't shit.
Speaker 3I'm gonna drink all your liquor while you're gone. Yeah.
Speaker 2No, that's funny.
Speaker 3I'm, you said bitch. Understand, you see what somebody like. That's fucked up. But and what's also fucked up is the niggas fucking saying chick in the same server dog.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, hey, you want to fuck a 30 million dollar.
Speaker 2Nigga, I come with me For my life for me.
Speaker 3I do not understand that two billion bitches in America, I know. I do not understand that you gonna go mess with this motherfucker x or this motherfucker the old lady.
Speaker 2I do not understand that. I don't understand.
Speaker 3If you really want to hurt them, then you get a sister or something right, dude, exactly. I guess, not one of two times they got the coaches.
Speaker 2old lady oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I mean that kind of we won't say no name, but you guarantee you won't be on the team, no more. Black coaches. Old lady, hey, unless you're a star, Not even in.
Speaker 3You ain't big in the game. Somebody put you out in a minute. Yeah, you're like man. Put you on the team and sit you on the bench.
Speaker 1How you gonna sit it down stretch the coach on down the bench.
Speaker 3Next thing you know, you know you know you're sitting five players from the coach. No, you ain't getting in. What?
Speaker 4are you? What are you?
Speaker 1Looking at you. You didn't even get in in garbage time you sitting in five players from the coach.
Speaker 3You ain't playing. It's like football. You were an off the wall number like motherfucking triple low.
Speaker 2Triple oh.
Speaker 3You were a number like 48, dog. Look, 60's motherfucking 60, 70 some shit or whatever and 60, 70, you a wide out.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know, or?
Speaker 3You know you ain't getting in the game. You a quarterback wearing number 33.
Speaker 1Part return team man, yo shit sparkling white.
Speaker 3You know no, you ain't gonna practice squad got better chance getting the game you do you're assistant, assistant to the?
Speaker 2uh, get back, right. Another one ain't getting in the game With the headset on holding up them signs.
Speaker 4They only use those in college.
Speaker 3I don't give a fuck. You ain't getting any. You got on you fully dressed out, with a headset and holding up them fucking signs. They bananas nigga. You ain't getting in the game.
Speaker 2I always want to know what does them. I'm gonna have to google that man you they're all different. Sometimes I don't know what I'm saying is.
Speaker 3I try to put it together though, just because, yeah, oregon once I had motherfucking pictures of the game being cruel on this shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3There was.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2That's why I was like they put one up is like it's Dan Patrick, then it's like the organ duck, then he was like Overthinking.
Speaker 3Talk to the talk to the Michigan coach and see what the fuck that shit means Happens to the days where you just call and play.
Speaker 2I saw what you did. Now he gonna get an.
Speaker 3NFL job.
Speaker 1Hey I think they're still aware by his signals.
Speaker 2Hey, that used to be one of my biggest fears when you're going into the game Thinking you're gonna sit up here and be like, oh my god, If I forget this play. I never, I never forgot it, but that was just like a, because you like man, we'll make a change at the, at the word Omaha. Omaha you get the playbook and the playbook is so big. What play is that? You know it ain't that big in high school.
Speaker 2And then they like trips, rip real Dave Smash x Four and you like Shit. Now they're gonna start the college. They can. That's why, when you see my homes like this, you tell them to hurry up and hurry up with the play. Well see, ray Lewis said cut off.
Speaker 3He said you hear Peyton Manning? He said if they got 20 seconds left on the clock he gets to talking all that. And he said that shit don't mean nothing, yeah. He said Peyton Manning just spitting out bullshit, but when he gets down like Two seconds, four to five seconds, yeah. Yeah, that's whatever he say, then that's when it means something, a paid man.
Speaker 2He was a G boy.
Speaker 3Chico sticks yeah.
Speaker 2Pineapple.
Speaker 3I want the pineapple now, ladies, I like them banana ones.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, banana was good.
Speaker 3Anybody a fan of?
Speaker 2chocolate no damn.
Speaker 3Damn.
Speaker 2Yeah, I saw a lot of chocolate me know when the motherfucking big oh. Now you get something on like the Mike and Ike's bacon soda. I got bacon, so they smaller.
Speaker 4I Want to date myself, but you know we used to go by the bag.
Speaker 1I'm in love with the cocoa, oh.
Speaker 4Pre-agency frenzies up, joe, y'all ain't get nobody.
Speaker 2Would y'all get?
Speaker 3Donaldson left Rams in me. Man, they retire, I don't.
Speaker 1Baltimore is that Baltimore? Yeah, and I'm right now I'm at Derek Henry's, so he retired. Today he retired.
Speaker 2Derek Henry went to the Ravens and wait to see that. We're did all you have. Say Kwame to the Eagles.
Speaker 1We're good. I want Baltimore to make it to the.
Speaker 3They ain't gonna do good. You don't think so?
Speaker 2I know you can't do the tush push. I think they're gonna go, man, I think.
Speaker 1Man get out of here. This is the quarterback sneak. That's all it is.
Speaker 2They, you can, quarterback sneak, you just can't what you mean.
Speaker 1You can't go behind your court, hey then they remember the center's retired now. Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2Unless it's gonna bring a bigger, better one in unless the backup didn't perfected it too.
Speaker 3I mean a bigger, better one.
Speaker 2The Bigger and better they perform that we teach almost flawlessly.
Speaker 1They did, man I think.
Speaker 3Defensive lineman D I ain't got over there. Oh, for real he transferred from smaller schools.
Speaker 2Well, we have fun again always. Always we'll see you, uh about that time, time to go next week, have your pet spader neuter. These do. What would you do for a billion dollars? That's the question. Would you take a foul shot for a billion dollars or life in prison? If you miss Answer the question, I can do it them.
Speaker 1Hello, I'm taking the shot, peace.