Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Witty Reflections on Fatherhood, Fame, and Fiction
Hold onto your headphones as we recount the enigma of a Kanye West concert, masked performers and all. Imagine the surprise of Kanye's daughter announcing her album, "Elementary School Dropout," right in the middle of the pandemonium. The concert tales don't stop there; we're rewinding time to the days of Jodeci and New Edition, all while musing on the generational shifts in music appreciation. And if you've ever questioned the realities Hollywood sells us, our take on movie scenes versus real-life will have you both nodding and chuckling in agreement.
As we wrap things up, get ready for a foray into the ever-evolving world of social media and the quirky content that's raking in the dollars. We're not just talking about selfies; think 'dirty feet pics' and how they're making bank on platforms like OnlyFans. Plus, we're tossing around the latest in NFL player movements and hypothetical scenarios that could dramatically alter the course of a game—or life. So, join us for this rollercoaster ride through the landscapes of humor, nostalgia, and the unexpected in life, all with a touch of Nobody's Talking flair. No guests, just us, your trusty hosts, and an episode packed to the rafters with stories, debates, and a few good-natured laughs.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Hold onto your headphones as we recount the enigma of a Kanye West concert, masked performers and all. Imagine the surprise of Kanye's daughter announcing her album, "Elementary School Dropout," right in the middle of the pandemonium. The concert tales don't stop there; we're rewinding time to the days of Jodeci and New Edition, all while musing on the generational shifts in music appreciation. And if you've ever questioned the realities Hollywood sells us, our take on movie scenes versus real-life will have you both nodding and chuckling in agreement.
As we wrap things up, get ready for a foray into the ever-evolving world of social media and the quirky content that's raking in the dollars. We're not just talking about selfies; think 'dirty feet pics' and how they're making bank on platforms like OnlyFans. Plus, we're tossing around the latest in NFL player movements and hypothetical scenarios that could dramatically alter the course of a game—or life. So, join us for this rollercoaster ride through the landscapes of humor, nostalgia, and the unexpected in life, all with a touch of Nobody's Talking flair. No guests, just us, your trusty hosts, and an episode packed to the rafters with stories, debates, and a few good-natured laughs.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:Yeah, you can't hear. Is your thing's on? I'll catch you, let's go Wait. You know, you know before, yeah.
Speaker 3:There we go.
Speaker 1:You can hear.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the Nobody's Talking podcast. We are here. We didn't have a full house last week. No, we didn't have one. Yeah, well, we're here with a full house. We got some stories for everybody.
Speaker 4:You heard it, he's just pushing buttons.
Speaker 1:I'm like, hey, we got to pay him producer's salary.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to keep.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to keep cars low. We're about touching all the buttons.
Speaker 4:I'm on the budget.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah, now I got to pay him at least something. Let me go ahead and turn something up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm like just because he touched the board Shit. I want to raise. That's an extra $500. Turn me up with my mic. I need to raise. I'm just telling you. Boscow, I need to raise.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what. Hey man, you just walked in wearing some new shoes.
Speaker 2:I ain't got nikes, though, because you signed the deal you want to pay with or no? No, you want to weigh. We're going to start throwing around brands that we start getting paid. Brands that we get paid. We're just going to say the store, the shoes, the shirt, the mart, the other mart, if he's got mart in it, he's got some cheap shit in it. Hey, dude, you got mart.
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Speaker 2:That's what they make.
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Speaker 2:I'm going to have to go Because listen, obviously I watched Alice, so I'm surprised.
Speaker 3:I haven't been yet. They got the best goddamn hamburger you ever had. Damn, where's it at? It's right there on 19th.
Speaker 4:Okay, okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I fasted it and I know they probably tried to keep it. I mean, it was right by the fairgrounds, right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, right across the street from the fairgrounds.
Speaker 2:They didn't update it, or not?
Speaker 3:No, it's the same. I think on Wednesdays or Fridays they have all. You eat fish, If you a healthy person.
Speaker 4:Catfish Fish.
Speaker 3:I don't know what kind of fish.
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Speaker 3:Dude that scene.
Speaker 2:He was like close that goddamn door. Which one was that?
Speaker 3:That 3 is where they was at the dinner table, right, yeah, yup yup, that was where Bernie Mac yeah. I know you you call your job on.
Speaker 2:He looked at her husband and said oh, she can suck him. He said man, that's my bitch. I mean, that's my wife she's talking about.
Speaker 3:That's.
Speaker 4:Rinaldo Ray. Right there, that's like a golf ball to a quarter of a week.
Speaker 2:That guy no that guy If you go back and listen to his old records.
Speaker 3:Oh, Rinaldo.
Speaker 2:Ray, yeah, yeah, not CDs Not sets records. No, Rinaldo Ray is hilarious.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that juggles.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see, people don't realize out there in podcast land. They used to sit up here and they used to record their specials, their sessions, yeah, on albums. Yeah, remember Richard Pryor.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Live in Sunset Strip. Oh yeah, rudy Ray.
Speaker 3:Well, he downed it yeah yeah, bill Cosby was a little ronz in the beginning, very, very beginning.
Speaker 2:And then he was raunchy, but we just didn't know, huh.
Speaker 4:He clipped.
Speaker 2:Huxtables.
Speaker 4:Who's baby? Robin Harris.
Speaker 2:Small world, we Baby kids, they multiply. Yeah, that's funny. I tell you, hey, man, they all. But hey, I know, I do know. Oh, you know, we ain't in the du. You think we should still introduce ourselves. I mean anyway, yeah, we can. This is Bosco I am. I like long walks on a beach. Yeah, everybody already said that. One already, right, I like to crochet.
Speaker 4:I like to crochet.
Speaker 2:I like to crochet and I like to do pottery and go to yoga. And he's lying, all right. Anyway, I'm Bosco.
Speaker 4:I'm Sherrod. I like riding my bike on the sidewalk holding hands, taking it in the movie Netflix is hey, that could be dangerous, man, you wear a helmet.
Speaker 1:I'm not wearing a helmet. No, and to my left.
Speaker 3:I am the one and only Alabama, joe, alabama, joe, I like fishing, all your big girl catfishing.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 3:Noodling. Hey, look real quick If you get catfished. You think that?
Speaker 2:should at least be a Mr Meener. No, I think if you get catfished and then you get catfished.
Speaker 3:I think if you get catfished, and then you should get fined.
Speaker 2:If you get $100 for catfishing.
Speaker 3:Who you talking about? The person who catfished? No, the person that catfished should get. I don't know the mother of the girl who get catfished should be fined. That's what I said Because you know that shit sound too good to be true on the internet, right? 99.9%.
Speaker 2:You talk about all this, it is true, the way she's going to suck you and all that stuff Real and just for the record.
Speaker 3:They ask for naked pictures.
Speaker 1:Don't send them right away, not ever.
Speaker 3:Somebody ask you for dick pictures. Don't ask them, don't send them right away. You don't know this girl.
Speaker 2:Or a guy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, huh.
Speaker 1:And to my left, superman is in the building. That's right and Superman likes to shoot the club up.
Speaker 3:Shoot the club up Skate, skate, skate. I know you do. I wore my Superman shirt last week.
Speaker 4:What do you?
Speaker 3:mean by that?
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you what it is. I wore my Superman shirt last week.
Speaker 3:And Superman in my house.
Speaker 1:Skate and you my daddy. Good life, my daddy.
Speaker 4:Kids. What do you say?
Speaker 1:to this nice guy Are you my daddy? He's so nice.
Speaker 2:Oh God, that's crazy.
Speaker 4:He didn't wear it as good as you do.
Speaker 1:What's that? He looked good, but you the original. I was in training, though.
Speaker 3:I had a little. You got to be two. Something you want me to do something. You know how it is. You're seeing George baby.
Speaker 1:He's working his way down baby, he's working his way down.
Speaker 3:You got to be two something Speaking of daddy Sharad.
Speaker 2:I mean, you know all y'all are dads, but Sharad was. He got. All y'all's kids have grown. He was father of the year.
Speaker 1:Oh, congratulations, my brother, appreciate it, appreciate it. That's what's up.
Speaker 2:I took my youngest.
Speaker 4:He's 14.
Speaker 3:My oldest didn't want to go, which I'm surprised he didn't want to go.
Speaker 4:He's almost 17, but he didn't want to go Came out of blue and he said to me hey dad, I want to go see Kanye.
Speaker 4:I'm like what? First of all, I didn't know he'd listen to Kanye. I didn't know Kanye was in town. So I was like you know. So I started thinking about my first concert. I was 12. I remember going to see Run DMC Public Enemy I think Fresh Prince was there, but anyway. So I was 12. So I'm like, okay, he's 14. He's going to be his first concert. So I was like you know, kids going to listen to what they want to listen to. Anyway, I didn't even know he'd listen to Kanye. To be honest with you, and you know us, we all like old school Kanye First three albums, last couple, but this lat. So I was like let me go ahead and listen to his new album that album actually pretty fine I got some catchy tunes too.
Speaker 4:I decided to quiz him. Okay, you really a Kanye fan. He said yeah. I said, okay, what's? His first album called College Drop.
Speaker 2:I don't know oh shoot, okay, okay. He knew, yeah, he knew. Oh, okay, that's all right. All right Now name.
Speaker 4:give me five songs off of them, Uh-oh.
Speaker 1:Boom.
Speaker 4:Bam, bam, bam bam Through the wire. Jesus walked me. He just started naming them off. All right, dang. Okay, all right, all right, I guess let me go ahead and look and see how much the tickets are. When he got some tickets he invited his little teammate. So I talked to the teammates um, mom, and she was cool with it. So Sunday they came home after the game. You know, concert didn't start. It was a Sunday night, right? Concert didn't, or it didn't open until 730. Okay, so you was late.
Speaker 4:Did he have an opener? No, he didn't have an opener, no, opener.
Speaker 2:His daughter. What then?
Speaker 4:His daughter was there but he didn't have an opener. Okay, but, um, but he wasn't supposed to go on stage until 9. Well, 10 o'clock comes around and I'm sitting here looking at my watch. It's a Sunday night. I'm tired as hell. Right, you know we up in the nose please. I'm like I ain't paying for no four seats. Right, right Right.
Speaker 2:Hey, just put me in there so I can hear Exactly. I'm cool.
Speaker 4:So you know, it just started filling up and it's, it's all. You know. Younger adults, or some older adults my age and a little bit older, but it's mostly younger. Younger adults.
Speaker 1:Do they call you OG?
Speaker 2:No they didn't call me.
Speaker 4:Well, they ain't call me.
Speaker 3:I don't look like no OG Come on man but but no, I hate that when I call you OG Damn, hey OG, hey OG no.
Speaker 2:Hey, what are you?
Speaker 1:talking to.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we OG now, but it was cool because you know we was up there and started filling up so it was called Vulture's One Listening Experience, so it's not really a concert. So y'all been to the Sun's Arena, right Footprint Arena, so they basically just took the floor up and they was in the middle of the floor kind of just dancing his hymn and tie dollar sign.
Speaker 2:So it was like basically packed or lined up like as if it was a basketball oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, normally put the stage at one end, Nope, it was right in the middle.
Speaker 4:Okay, and it was a nice then you could see them down there, but they're basically just lip syncing the entire album.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the bottom right Right so then.
Speaker 4:Then I'm thinking, okay, this really, kanye, because, kanye, you know, he's all suited Right right Mask on. I was going to say Jason Mask on.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, jason Mask Even tied dollar sign had his mask on.
Speaker 4:Oh okay, I'm wondering if this is really them. And then you know the kids running around I'm like Kanye's kids just running around on the floor, yeah.
Speaker 3:Because his daughter's on his album.
Speaker 4:Okay, Right, so I'm like man. I wonder if we're getting catfished by Kanye. This really him.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 4:But the last song in his album is called King. He took his mask off Right, just stood there and yeah, it was him and his daughter started speaking. She got an album dropping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, guess what it's called. Guess what it's called, oh.
Speaker 4:I already know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I already know what's it called Elementary school dropout.
Speaker 4:I was like the crowd just went, wow, but it was cool. It was a cool experience because I looked over and I was watching my son. I got video of it. I'll show it to you all. But I looked over and I was watching my son and I'm like dude he rapping every single lyric to this album, right, and to me as a dad, I didn't really. You know they're growing up, you don't realize. Okay, you want to try to keep them from certain music, but then as they get older, they start listening to more stuff and you know I'm looking at them like man. You know it's kind of a proud thing I remember with us.
Speaker 2:We just had everything. I had a two live crew. Oh yeah, I think I was in seventh, eighth grade. Yeah, I mean you know, but it's but then he started playing some of his older stuff he's rapping into his older stuff.
Speaker 4:I'm like, okay, okay, so he's a real fan. So but now, man, I had a good time, it was late. I hadn't been to a concert in years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't really even I'll do an old school concert, you know, like you know. New edition Jeffrey Oz born.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, they got the jazz festival coming next weekend.
Speaker 2:Right, oh, is that next weekend? Yeah, next weekend. And.
Speaker 4:Jodeci, and yeah, they won a whole lot of money.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it was cool For the three days.
Speaker 2:Dude, and that's why Jodeci gonna be playing right through this speaker, right here I'm gonna lie to money. Or I'm a. I'm a. Go to uh Desert Ridge over there by, you know the AMC, and just sit over in the parking lot with the window down on this tour.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because it's a high street, right? Yes, a high street.
Speaker 2:And I do the way they do it. It's at the very end towards, you know, towards Desert Ridge. That's the way they set the stage up, or at least you gotta do it, no security guy. Oh no.
Speaker 1:I got that.
Speaker 2:No, I got you Listen, you can get up in there, dude. All you got to do is just act like you belong.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go in there, motherfucking. You know, security guy, like I'm a back, I'm the background singer.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna sit up there and be like man where you right on the.
Speaker 3:Come on, I got you. Yeah, you just can't go sitting on seat at the front, oh, yeah, no, you just got to sit there. And stand your hands in the back. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's when you, that's when you mess up, you start trying to, yeah, yeah, trying to, trying to sit in another people's seat, get out your lane.
Speaker 1:You better stay in your lane, you know you remember your first concert, Joe.
Speaker 3:I was late. I can't remember it. I think it was Janet Jackson.
Speaker 4:Oh, was it Janet's Jackson's coming supposedly.
Speaker 2:Control was the control? Yeah, is she going to do that sexy stuff? She was doing the homeboy.
Speaker 4:I wish.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's the control, I think.
Speaker 2:What did you? Got called on stage.
Speaker 3:Next one's R Kelly.
Speaker 2:You're going to have some explaining to do when you go home.
Speaker 3:I'm breaking the R Kelly broke the mold at that 12 play.
Speaker 2:Oh the concert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen him in concert Until he dropped all his clothes.
Speaker 3:at the end, what Dropped all?
Speaker 2:his man, that cat Sitting on stage thick, swinging like a monster. Listen Huh.
Speaker 3:I'm serious.
Speaker 2:Hey, he been a freak for a long time.
Speaker 3:What he dropped his clothes on stage. Yeah. He sang 12 play with the last song.
Speaker 2:I've heard that before and they shot those.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've heard and the bitches went crazy.
Speaker 4:He was supposed to be out here a few years ago in Tolestine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah, he didn't show up, yeah Well no, they didn't.
Speaker 3:They didn't, they didn't pay him.
Speaker 1:They said it was a promoter.
Speaker 3:So he wasn't, they didn't sell enough tickets.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we sat out there, oh you were there. Yeah, oh yeah, I remember. Yeah, good seats too.
Speaker 3:They didn't sell enough tickets out there.
Speaker 4:You was waiting to see that dick swan huh, I was just messing with you.
Speaker 1:My girls wait for that. At the time you were just like hey, whatever.
Speaker 2:Man, that's funny.
Speaker 1:Niggas, I'll smack you.
Speaker 4:I heard they was back, because my boy is a cop out in Tolestine. He's like man, they were getting pigmented out there Was they getting pigmented.
Speaker 2:No, hey, he's not told shit. I remember seeing it on the news.
Speaker 3:And then I remember, yeah, I was just packing shit up a little bit later.
Speaker 2:I remember Steve telling me about it too.
Speaker 1:I was like, hey, it's time to go.
Speaker 3:Go Get your money back. Go get your whatever you're going to do.
Speaker 1:They was like everybody was running and trying to rush back or they were saying we're only taking the first 100 people to request their money back.
Speaker 4:I was like man, you can chalk that up man, that money gone girl, they ain't getting that. Yeah, I remember the tickets weren't that expensive. Though it don't matter, it's principal and points Everybody's fucking money.
Speaker 3:That's not the thing. Give everybody money back. I know, I get it, you got to pay the people to set the shit up, but that's just you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think insurance should pay that Well.
Speaker 3:they should have had a backup plan Some locals and shit Entertainers or whatever.
Speaker 1:Nope, I ain't coming out because they paid me Like the five heartbeat juniors or something like that.
Speaker 2:It's very sad.
Speaker 3:It's just like when you go to what's that motherfucker? With the stage rotating shit. Oh, celebrities, celebrities, they always have the local comedians and shit come out for the main person, just to make sure.
Speaker 2:Do they still?
Speaker 4:throw those. The comedy shows?
Speaker 2:Yeah, as a celebrity, I don't know, I don't know, see, because you know. But I think Westgate took most of this shit Because I think with the hockey arena Now, yeah, yeah now that they you know everybody listen to podcasts, or like I listen to the breakfast club, or right, ebro, you listen to them cats, so I don't listen to like local radio.
Speaker 4:That's why I didn't know Kanye was even.
Speaker 2:That's why I miss a lot of stuff.
Speaker 4:I didn't even know he was here.
Speaker 2:That's why I was like well, unless I look it up or just kind of hear from somebody.
Speaker 1:I still listen to power 98.3 whenever I get in the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see, and that listen to the satellite.
Speaker 1:You miss out on everything Because you know it's just the same shit on loop, on satellite.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well listen but that is good 98.3 to like but at least he gets like what's going on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, at least I do. That's what I'm saying. I'm giving away Kanye tickets because he's going to be here this week.
Speaker 2:Right, and that's what I say. Until I said it, I'm driving to work.
Speaker 3:I'm like how many times is near going to get caught?
Speaker 1:Hey, this could be hilarious, though that should be hilarious. I forgot what they call that shit.
Speaker 3:Fall for that shit. Man. You know, bitch, call you how you get my number. Oh, that's, don't matter about that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Social media. Ok, you say, oh, ok, yeah, yeah, let's meet up.
Speaker 4:I tell her for a quick.
Speaker 3:You're too cute for me, got them. It's a setup. Ha ha, ha ha.
Speaker 2:You know, you know, my God, I'm sure, like oh who you going to give them flowers to. Oh yeah, If you don't say your girl or your wife or your mama.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I'm like say your mama, do my mama man Send me to Melissa, melissa.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. My name, tonya you know your side piece, treat it like a side piece. She knows she ain't getting no motherfucking flowers. I'm just saying the side piece knows she ain't getting no flowers, true. True she might get a little candy on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1:She get the little candy with the messages on the little candy Like so you're telling her, the little hearts will hug me.
Speaker 2:Be mine.
Speaker 3:Those are actually good. I love eating them.
Speaker 1:She don't get chocolate. She don't get the expensive chocolate, she ain't getting no little doors or no seats?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she get chocolate as in
Speaker 3:the big rapper, not the gold rapper.
Speaker 1:No, the chocolate you get is in between these damn legs. Third leg chocolate.
Speaker 3:That's ugly. Now the opener's the day after I know what I'm saying, though, the day after Donnie check for county oh kill me though it's.
Speaker 2:February 15. February 15. That's side chick.
Speaker 3:there they call them motherfucking up right and they never spoke to each other on the phone.
Speaker 2:Can we meet up?
Speaker 3:I'm going to leave the back door open so you can come in through the back door. You know my friends never be out in a while. Now who the hell you going to invite back to the Airbnb? You ain't never met the motherfucking guy. All right, that's crazy. I'm just saying, like how many times you motherfuckers going to get?
Speaker 1:caught. How many times You're going to fall for the okie-doh, ricky?
Speaker 3:legs started that shit. Y'all know that.
Speaker 2:I remember, yeah, ricky legs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, ricky, legs like brothers you going to go on her show. Come on, come on on. It'll be eight niggas in both times, jenny Jones, oh yeah, I remember Jenny Jones.
Speaker 2:She she where? Where was Ricky Lake from? I don't know, I don't know. Jenny Jones is from Chicago. Ok, I think Jenny Jones is out of Chicago.
Speaker 3:She, she, she her show got canceled when she brought that gay dude on there and he was neighbors out there cutting wood with no shirt on and she's going to try to. He got a crush on you and that dude went over there and killed him. Killed him right. Yeah, I heard about that. Oh, yeah, that's when her show got a little bit of a catch. Yeah, yeah, he's on the show like ah, he's all like, yeah, you know he killed him, but I'm not like, yeah, yeah, you know that mother went and killed that mother.
Speaker 4:Man Homophobic. She's embarrassed, but she's just embarrassing.
Speaker 3:Well, he ain't that much embarrassed man. I mean, he ain't gotta go kill nobody. No, hey, y'all no. Hey, if you like me, you like me and they ain't like I gotta do it again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I ain't gotta like you back. Yeah, I've never seen gay dudes before I turned them down.
Speaker 1:I'll be like that's cool, nigga. I like myself. Look at me, nigga, you know. Thank you, thank you for the compliment. Thanks for the compliment though.
Speaker 3:Keep it moving. Hey, that's why you had that what if they gave you a billion dollars. That's why you don't go jogging in, timmy. Wait. A billion dollars for what?
Speaker 4:Hold on hold on One night with your gay dude.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, with your gay crush. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna crush the fact that you thought about it, bruh, I don't even know.
Speaker 4:I don't even thought about it.
Speaker 3:You thought about it though.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on, hold on. I didn't even say the beautiful thing. Yeah, a billion dollars A billion dollars.
Speaker 2:I didn't even thought about it already. Nigga, I'm just.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying your clothes already off, you already got your cheeks spread.
Speaker 2:Your clothes already off. Oh no, I ain't that much. No, no, no, Hell, no, no y'all doing more than kissing for a billion dollars.
Speaker 3:I ain't taking it for a billion dollars, no.
Speaker 1:I ain't taking it for a billion dollars. Yeah, no, you're a catcher, he's a pitcher. No, I ain't. No, I ain't catching.
Speaker 2:I ain't catching for a billion dollars. I might pitch for a billion dollars but I ain't catching for a billion dollars. Put this wig on. I already got the magazine on his back.
Speaker 4:Prison style. I got that on my face. I put the magazine on his back.
Speaker 3:It's for the pages.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm talking about, the magazine.
Speaker 3:It's for the pages, that's what I'm talking about Prison style.
Speaker 2:Prison style. You know what I got to say? Something I got to tell you what Tubi I know we just spit out random stuff. Hey, I like Tubi Tubi got to give him.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying they're commercials, man, longer than the movie, though, man, they're more fucking infomercial you can't even fast forward, listen.
Speaker 1:If he like man. I forgot where we was out of the movie, the commercial went off. He'd be like what part of the movie was we at?
Speaker 4:That's like BT Late at night. Now I watched.
Speaker 3:Tubi, he got there commercial five minutes long.
Speaker 2:Hey, I watched this one, this movie, with Lance Groves and Lil Mama, and I think the chick's name was Felicia. It's a true story. It's a true story. Like Felicia McGrath, I guess she was a stripper and dude, go check it out. I liked it. I'm coming on. Not only will I push Netflix, I am now pushing Tubi, and I'm telling you the other movie that I want to watch. I haven't watched it yet. It's called Wide Open, andre Rising's story. I can't wait. It's on Tubi. It's on Tubi.
Speaker 3:I'm watching it. The minute they say one of eight, I'm turning it. Oh, I'm watching it. That motherfucker commercial coming up there one of eight. You guys sitting there and watching.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I got a support. I can't do, tubi, you're going to go in that motherfucker and make a sale. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:I wonder if you just let it play through and then you go back and watch it later, so like if you have something to do. No, that's something going to pop up every time For real, because I know who lives there, that's not going to be that bad, though.
Speaker 2:You just let it.
Speaker 4:Maybe, I would do it I don't mind.
Speaker 3:I started one of eight, and the next set of commercials would be like one of six four three, four, three, and it'll calm down.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's how they do it, and then, after they do the one of one, then you're good after that. What if you pay?
Speaker 4:for the subscription. Do you have to pay for Tubi? I know it's free.
Speaker 3:You can subscribe and then you don't have to pay.
Speaker 2:Well, anyway, I got an extra subscription. Andre Ryzen story on Tubi. It's called wide open. And then, whatever the movie is with Lance Gross and Lil Mama. I know it's called Felicia. I don't know if her last name was McCray, but you Google a names, it'll pop up.
Speaker 3:Google Lil Mama and Lance.
Speaker 2:Gross movie. Yeah, it was all right A couple of little strippers in there and stuff.
Speaker 1:Did they get naked? Did you see some skins? Tna.
Speaker 4:Bucca naked.
Speaker 1:Bucca naked.
Speaker 2:You sure did, you sure did.
Speaker 1:That's the only reason I watch that movie, I know.
Speaker 3:I always watch that movie with the little Saved by the Bell girl, and she ain't show nothing.
Speaker 4:Wait, which one.
Speaker 3:Striptease yeah, striptease yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, Elizabeth, what's her name? Elizabeth?
Speaker 3:I don't know what her name was, but I just knew I was watching it just for her. I thought I was just waiting on that.
Speaker 2:I know she was Jesse Spandall, yeah, but she ain't got no boobs at the time, and the tassels bigger than the boobs.
Speaker 3:What the Kinda stripping shit as this? Then they found my Demi Moore, and she ain't show nothing either.
Speaker 2:She ain't show nothing either they show more on the Players Club. Yeah, they did yeah.
Speaker 3:Players Club. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, Demi Moore with striptease.
Speaker 2:She's in there right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, demi Moore's in striptease no but the girl's in there too. No, that was called something else.
Speaker 2:He talking about?
Speaker 3:uh, yeah the Jesse Spandall he talking about glitter, are you?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:No glitter. Wait, where is glitter? Mariah Carey? Oh, I know what. I just saw too, for the very first time Precious Nah.
Speaker 3:I ain't seen that yet, no me neither.
Speaker 4:I was just sitting here and I was like man.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 4:Elizabeth Berkeley.
Speaker 2:Elizabeth Berkeley.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I'm trying to find a movie. Tell about when Love Kills. Looks like the little mama.
Speaker 2:Yeah with Lil Mommy. Lil Mommy Story, yeah, yeah, what I say? What is it, Felicia?
Speaker 1:Felicia Blakey.
Speaker 2:Lil Kyle and the Hoggy McCray out of that. I don't know, McCray, that was like that's a black last night Free on. Tubi yeah. So yeah, watch that.
Speaker 3:That's good yeah probably when I'm doing commercials. You saw Showgirls, showgirls. Yeah, probably when I'm doing commercials. You saw Got that McCray.
Speaker 2:Two of them had McCray in it. Yeah Shit, that's what I got it from.
Speaker 3:I want to see the King Kong one oh the King Kong and Godzilla. Yeah, when they fighting in.
Speaker 1:Yeah, godzilla I think they was teaming up.
Speaker 2:Godzilla, I forget Kingdom right. Something Kingdom. I forget what a war, but they won the Oscar. Oh, oh, here you know what. Let me tell you another one. I did see the Holdovers. The black lady the vine I apologize because I don't remember her last name, but uh, that movie, the Holdovers, is fantastic. What's it on Netflix? No, I mean, I saw that the movie, yeah, it was just Holdover.
Speaker 4:I think I heard about it.
Speaker 2:Dude Fantastic and her name. I think the lady's name is Mary. Her name is Mary in the movie Dude. She killed it. I'm like shout out to her she got it for best supporting actress.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, I did, black lady.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, how come they had the Oscars and shit be moves you never heard of. No, that is true.
Speaker 4:That's just how it is.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's when they said something like the Holdovers, because I didn't even know. And then I was like wait, this lady looks familiar, but I had no idea it was from. Uh, like the Holdovers, holdovers, yeah, and I look.
Speaker 4:I never heard of it.
Speaker 2:And then they said something that movie is, is it? I thought it was great, I thought it was just. I mean, it's one of the ones, it's kind of because they're always talking about it. I mean it could be like little tearjerkers. It's funny.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Well, the team is. I mean, the movies that win the Oscars is always something that, like you said, it's not nothing mainstream.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Right, Even though they gross the biggest right, yeah. But like what Oppenheimer we heard about, I think that one best picture right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And then the dude won best actor for.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I saw Barbie Wait, wait, wait wait wait, I don't hear Oppenheimer.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's picture, that's picture, oh picture.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, so yeah, oppenheimer this picture, that's picture.
Speaker 3:I didn't think it would do. I didn't think it would do that well.
Speaker 2:I never even saw, I never even watched. I'm just saying half of them. I want to watch it.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying half of them people still alive bro.
Speaker 2:I think the only, the only. You know what I mean, like I think the only ones I saw. Yes, sir, that one something was Barbie Barbie was shit. I think, barbie, they got for like a song. Hey, it's still winning.
Speaker 4:It was Billy.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, I didn't like Barbie, I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1:I liked it, I just liked it.
Speaker 2:I mean it was okay, I could have looked at Margot Robbie for two hours. Yeah, Margot.
Speaker 4:Robbie.
Speaker 2:We're the white women at Too much pink in there, Whoa wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 3:Man that's classy, there's too much pink in there for me, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like pink Let me see.
Speaker 2:Hey you, you super macho. You know what? Joe, Check this out, let us give you a makeover. We're going to put you in a nice like yellow polo, some blue shorts, some white, some white shoes. I mean you? I mean you don't look, you ain't going to look. Oh they, I mean like nice, nice white shoes. You ain't going to not like the nurses shoes, blue, khaki shorts. Now we're going to put you in some nice blue shoes, you guys, you guys, some like this is weird as fucking they're looking, they're hearing no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing you see. You think you feel weird. See, this, here's the thing with with these cats and they fashion seeing.
Speaker 3:They're hearing all that purple.
Speaker 2:That's not where it's going to do D Young do it was purple and black. They like to, they like to push the envelope. Now I tell you they push a little bit too far. And some of the stuff I start questioning, I mean you live how you want to live. But sometimes I'm like do you want to be a man's or do you want to be a woman's? I'm just saying, because I want to be, I'm a man's brand me some pants, and they got a motherfucking metric number.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be mad.
Speaker 2:Then mother mother fucking, better say 40, four not a 14
Speaker 3:metric number oh yeah, okay, you know, man, they're supposed to wear that shit. A billion dollars.
Speaker 2:Man. Come on, hey, ask the question from the, from the thing. Remember the IG, remember the box? Oh, what a listen. I want you to answer this truthfully. I know it's easy to answer, but we already know, already know, already know Steve's answer.
Speaker 3:I don't know his answer. No, this is a good one though. They, they they going to be able to talk to friends. So I got that magazine already ready, you're going to put it on his back.
Speaker 4:You get, you got one free throw for a billion dollars. Wait, listen, listen you got one free throw for a billion dollars. If you miss, you have life in prison. What you going to do?
Speaker 3:Taking that shot bro.
Speaker 2:You're going to take it.
Speaker 3:I know, oh, I know, I know, I'm taking the shot?
Speaker 1:I'm taking the shot. You taking the shot? I'm taking the shot. I'm taking the shot.
Speaker 3:You didn't say what, you just say you got a free throw.
Speaker 4:No, no free throw. It's a free throw.
Speaker 1:Free throw, shot for one free throw for a billion bucks. I'm probably taking that, and if you miss it you got to spend the rest of your life in jail.
Speaker 2:All right, so look, this is what we're going to do.
Speaker 3:Sunday.
Speaker 2:No, no, you can't. You ain't no warming up.
Speaker 3:I'll take it now, because nigga, I ain't got but like 20 more years left. I'll take that month for all day. Then you're going to be in jail.
Speaker 4:Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you ain't getting a billion dollars in jail.
Speaker 3:So look this, this is what we're going to do. I'm just saying I ain't got much life to live anyway. Nigga, what are you going to?
Speaker 2:do we're going to, we're going to sit up here Off the backboard? No, I'm no, I'm just shooting, I'm just fucking when?
Speaker 3:I miss mine, you miss yours and I'm good to go. You don't want the old booty, you want the young booty. Yeah, you right, og, you right OG, bring that young ass over here.
Speaker 1:Hey, I can't be the only one missing it in my life.
Speaker 3:Me, you and Steve, and we're going to record it.
Speaker 2:It has to be your first shot First shot. So if you get there before us, do you get a one more? I know you.
Speaker 3:No, no, no you just got to walk in the gym, so it's got to be your very first shot.
Speaker 2:So if you in the gym who's ever in there with you? Have them record you. If we're gonna put it, we're gonna put it on the IG. So now this, is it this?
Speaker 1:all the marbles.
Speaker 3:So this is what it is right here, and if you miss, you gotta wear orange shit for like two days.
Speaker 2:No, this what you got to do. If you miss, you gotta wear your shoes on the opposite foot for that day. Or you know what? We should go get some Bruce Lee shoes, or you got to hoop with some Bruce Lee's.
Speaker 4:I hope my crocs all day this nigga miss making.
Speaker 3:Wear a cowboy jersey.
Speaker 2:You know his brother got one and no deodorant, and so after who I gotta take a picture to you can't take a shower. Well, whatever you have to do, if your kid got a game or something, gotta go to gym prime.
Speaker 3:When all the chicks if it's happy time.
Speaker 2:Just got it, you got to do happy time like hey, I apologize, I lost this bet. I'm a little sweaty today.
Speaker 4:All right, let's go do it Sunday morning. One shot, Y'all look out for the man.
Speaker 1:You missing the first.
Speaker 2:Hell, it gotta be the your very, your very, very first shot.
Speaker 1:Making my shot too easy for me, I'm sorry you're gonna see gonna shoot left-handed I'm not doing none of that.
Speaker 2:I'm keeping my eyes open, though that's a lot online, because it's gonna be going through my head like life in prison. See, he said he got 20. I think I have about at least 35 left man, I don't know what you gonna do.
Speaker 3:You can't eat prison food.
Speaker 2:Me up in there with IBS. Faking that shit like they tripping, tripping.
Speaker 3:Man.
Speaker 2:Hey, who saw the? Who put the one? Or? Oh no, you know, I think big Pete sent one. When you know how he does a ha ha Davis, yeah, shot was shot out to ha ha Davis. He did a. You know, obviously he does all the ones, like with his chick.
Speaker 2:He came out the house waiting on his chick to come pick him up, so he was sitting up here and he was looking around like man, she always late, right, do you hear? Like a little engine rev up, right. And Whatever he said, he said, uh, I think he called her like police because it was looked like a police car but it was souped up and Like it was a crown what is it? Crown? Yeah, crown Vick, or grand Marquis or whatever. And he was like, well, police nigga. And then he said I think he said something about yeah, yeah, this car got potential, this potentially a niggas car. When he said that dog man, I'm sitting up here like them, damn voiceovers. Because she was like, oh, get in, get in. And then, you know, the seat was pushed. You said, I know she ain't playing the WMB.
Speaker 4:That dude was funny man. I was listening to his story, how he came up and he just man.
Speaker 2:He just and he is. He. Is he from Detroit, right?
Speaker 4:Yeah, so he's working fast. What up go living in his mama's basement and he just dropped the video and it just kind of yeah no that's good man.
Speaker 2:I said it's a comedy. Yeah, it's a new wave, like I mean like how we had this platform. I know we aren't on Social media and all that stuff like we should be, but I would like always say this is truly Like a hobby and yeah, we just yeah, no, that's what we messed around and be like Builds to pay hold on they want to give us sponsor today.
Speaker 2:Each or something for you. Be like oh you know it's serious, I get on IG now, real, we're gonna have to post them, we're gonna have to post those shots, so what?
Speaker 4:you're gonna do in tic-tac this shut down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Joe Talk about.
Speaker 3:It's your dang. I'm shut tic-tac go ahead you have the floor and is it just straight? You trying to be shaming yourself, trying to stork money out of the people, like the Chinese? Yeah, why, that's all it is. Hey, you can't have your shit over here, but you can sell it to us and we can do it. We're kind of see this.
Speaker 4:Somehow getting our world secrets, and we ain't got no fucking secrets.
Speaker 3:So who would be the owner? So?
Speaker 2:it's gonna be Microsoft.
Speaker 3:I want to buy it.
Speaker 4:I wonder how much they.
Speaker 3:Already got a buyer. That's what I'm saying. They wanted to buy it anyway.
Speaker 2:So my Microsoft wanted to buy it.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's what I'm saying. They wanted to buy it anyway.
Speaker 2:So it was saying it's almost as if it
Speaker 3:was donated money to Congress made the motherfucking pass.
Speaker 4:Because, I guess they Get richer Regulating every other country, especially China.
Speaker 3:No, it's regulated where it comes from.
Speaker 4:It ain't regulated everywhere.
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, they said it's a tick-tock that we have isn't the same tick-tock for them.
Speaker 3:No, but all that, no what? It is the same thing. But they can only put educational shit on, you know? I mean, you just gotta be like what a fuck is that? Education nothing and you can't put nothing bad about the government like leapfrog and ABCs and esophables. I don't believe they believe in esoph. Oh yeah, I'm not that, Colonel McBrag.
Speaker 4:Because YouTube got reels. It's the same damn thing. Facebook got their little videos.
Speaker 3:The thing is Like Every one of those platform is like age demographic type thing. Like Facebook, old people Like a well, old people, that's old people Snapchat and like Now the kids don't really use that too much anymore either, so that's kind of like medium-aged people, you know generation yeah, and now they use that. X and 30s, the 40s yeah okay, and then they have this new thing the kids are using Reels right, you do reels.
Speaker 4:That's what my son.
Speaker 3:So, I'll tell you what happens is like this here Once the old people move over to that platform, then young kids move off and then they get on another one that won't become popular and then when the old people move over to that one, then they move off of that motherfucker. That's the young high-school.
Speaker 2:Like young people really don't do Facebook, right? Fuck, no man.
Speaker 3:That's the old people.
Speaker 4:I brought up Facebook to my kids, they was like Huh, that's for old people.
Speaker 3:Right, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Y'all remember my Like.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying once, like Snapchat, they don't really fuck with Snapchat that much because not all the old people start getting on Snapchat. And then the old cheaters are getting on there because the shit, just they can send messages and it disappeared. Oh, snapchat. Shit it just disappeared. You know, Because we forget shit, we forget about leaving it in the phone. Right, so we send on Snapchat and shit disappears after 24 hours or some shit like that.
Speaker 1:Huh, what do you thought? There you go, snap me. I miss my stuff, so do the young people I never had.
Speaker 4:I never had MySpace.
Speaker 2:I never had MySpace.
Speaker 3:I had my iPhone on Facebook.
Speaker 2:And nobody used it. With the music, nobody used it.
Speaker 4:With the music set up on it. You go on there.
Speaker 3:My music, my song was on there and the only fast thing is just that's too much money, though that's pay for that.
Speaker 4:You want to see something.
Speaker 3:You don't have to. You gotta donate something. I mean that depends on the user.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, listen. You know what they said was big was people putting dirty feet, dirty feet pics.
Speaker 1:I don't understand that.
Speaker 2:Only fans dawg. Yeah, they did say that was big. Yeah, they said that's big Dirty feet pics. I don't see your dirty asses.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I should be a man.
Speaker 4:I'm about to go walk in some mud.
Speaker 2:I know everybody in Kentucky probably rich, then I should be rich.
Speaker 3:I know sorry Kentucky.
Speaker 4:Where you get that money from man.
Speaker 3:You know what they said. They said you know what they said. He said I ain't no billionaire.
Speaker 1:He said send me a picture of your feet. You want them with the nail or without the nail?
Speaker 3:Yeah, for real man. How you want this motherfucker With the nail, without the nail.
Speaker 2:You ugly ass.
Speaker 4:Cracking heel whatever you want. Oh, you're dead. Y'all talk about my feet all y'all want. I know my shit Got me a check. I know girl want to see you. Hey Joe, we about to go pay. He said something dude going to pay you to see him, they have that.
Speaker 1:Wiggle your toes Wiggle your toes.
Speaker 3:What if they want you to polish them Like I want you to put that?
Speaker 1:white tonic, polish on them. French tips you don't have to see my face.
Speaker 2:You get a message from Shannon Shaw. He's that damn.
Speaker 4:Oh hell, here we go.
Speaker 3:Captain, talk about it.
Speaker 2:Oh man, Y'all saw the way that motherfucker laughing on that couch.
Speaker 3:Oh God, Kicking his feet. Next time I see you, I'm going to see you.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh. Hey, listen, how come every guy at some point once you start to hit like a certain status, they want to sit up here and like question the guy's manhood. I never like. Well, it all started with his, his, his. What do you call?
Speaker 3:that shit. Was it his outfit?
Speaker 2:No the guy had to do his clothes for him Stylish.
Speaker 3:Well, he's gay Probably.
Speaker 2:No, I'm asking, I don't know.
Speaker 3:The stylist.
Speaker 2:Hell to the end. Oh dude, I don't know, I'm literally.
Speaker 3:Hey, he put together.
Speaker 2:He trying to show off his work.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:He's like that's better than Spandex.
Speaker 1:Go ahead and wear those.
Speaker 2:So because his stylist is gay.
Speaker 3:His stylist is motherfucking gay.
Speaker 2:So you saying so, he's a flamer. He's flaming, bro.
Speaker 4:Flaming, flaming.
Speaker 3:Wait the stylist. The stylist is flaming.
Speaker 4:In the magazine.
Speaker 2:I'll be here in a minute.
Speaker 3:You guys put the dresser. You need to put it out with him. True that, true that.
Speaker 4:You know why not? He's gonna be your friend. He's probably bigger than.
Speaker 3:He's taking a high road. You could have my shadow and see how fucking good he is.
Speaker 1:I ain't kidding, hey, speak to that.
Speaker 3:I just thought of something that's true.
Speaker 1:Hold on. I'll be sure right Back in the 80s this was a big thing in my school. For some reason, all the light skinned dudes was putting on motherfucking eyeliner.
Speaker 3:They were darkening their eyes.
Speaker 1:They was doing that to be looking pretty, to try to look like pretty ricky. So I was just wondering is that what the new millennials are doing now too? Like darkening their Because they're painting their nails? Are they putting on eyeliner again Because this was like?
Speaker 3:83, 84, 85. Nah, they ain't, that's the motherfuckers. They, that's the ones that don't go inside their own hey listen, I'm gonna tell you this.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna tell you that, walking around the gym, walking around the streets of Phoenix, how you got all that nail polish.
Speaker 1:You got all makeup niggas.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna tell you this. I remember when niggas used to look like niggas dawg. Sometimes you gotta do like a little, you be like oh, that's a dude.
Speaker 3:Only fucked up thing about that whole thing they fucking around and soak one in the motherfucking they might beat the shit at you I'm not saying that they beat me up.
Speaker 2:I'm like, oh damn, Damn.
Speaker 1:Hey man, this fag whooping my ass, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm gonna do after that? Nah, I gotta cut you.
Speaker 3:Nah, I gotta cut you, but now I got to cut you.
Speaker 4:Dude, if you got beat up by?
Speaker 3:What I just said.
Speaker 4:Everybody saw it.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna cut the shit out of that you just go walk out.
Speaker 4:I'm not keeping eyes with me, I'm cutting shit out of that.
Speaker 3:I ain't worried about it, I'm gonna hold school.
Speaker 1:You're gonna have to be a good motherfucker. You'll bleed out before you're done.
Speaker 4:I got nothing to give you, I'll cut the shit out of it.
Speaker 3:I couldn't cut this shit out of them. And they still dudes.
Speaker 1:They still dudes.
Speaker 3:That's why I'm gonna cut the shit out of them when he hit me with a two-piece.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna pull that knife out. You see this coming niggas.
Speaker 1:That's all you got. That's all you got. When he jumping that again.
Speaker 3:Shit.
Speaker 2:He don't hit him with the freeze D-Frost.
Speaker 3:I had that motherfucker with his hand like that Shit, put it right back in my pocket. Let him bleed out. You getting tired, ain't you? That's all you got, shit.
Speaker 1:You see it, double yet, double yet.
Speaker 4:You see it double. By the way, he hit him with that two-piece. What you do to me.
Speaker 3:I'll just say as soon as you hear that flame in his shit, soon as he hits you with that two-piece you better do something boy. Oh shit, I'll just play. I'll hit you with that two-piece.
Speaker 4:You know, we just play fighting. We just play fighting. Let's go get some pop-offs.
Speaker 2:You want some biscuits. I know you like biscuits.
Speaker 3:Get some biscuits. I'll ask you something, though I don't ever ask you. Yeah, you got to want biscuits. I'm gonna do that. Bro, you can go with the chicken, Not biscuits.
Speaker 2:Hey, biscuits, insinuate something else.
Speaker 3:You can have some chicken and rice. Nigga, I want your biscuits man, get some chicken and biscuits.
Speaker 2:I got to pull out the other dictionary.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you got to pull out the ebonics shit oh.
Speaker 4:Don't ask a gay guy.
Speaker 2:if he wants to be a biscuit, ask a biscuit.
Speaker 3:Don't ask the motherfucker that shit.
Speaker 2:Just ask if you want some chicken, you want some rice?
Speaker 3:Biscuits cake. All that Don't even say, if you want a leg or a thigh?
Speaker 2:Nah, just say do you want some chicken? You got to be straight Chicken.
Speaker 3:If you're going to lay with the chicken, it's better be a breast.
Speaker 2:Don't even say white meat or dark meat, nah, just say do you want some chicken Breast Breast?
Speaker 3:those amounts Just say do you want the breasts I?
Speaker 2:Want, yo tie I want that biscuit?
Speaker 4:yeah, bring the biscuit over here. It's engraving.
Speaker 2:Hey Prince used to do the eyeliner to Danny.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, no, no listen. Yeah, he's the only man that can pull that shit.
Speaker 2:That ain't nobody else can pull it off the hill my Jackson and Rick James. Are the only ones can wear them, little high heel boots. You can't come out with that stuff now, man. Let me see one.
Speaker 1:He was too short. That's why he wanted to be taller, so he had the stacks.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, all of them dudes it had a pan in. Oh yeah, he did wear them, but listen, but that's still like way back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's like.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she be kissing the TV. I was cracking up. Yeah, oh man, he's to make my sister's dad. He's to be so mad you ain't gonna never meet.
Speaker 4:So I saw a video today so I guess Chris Brown's coming concert.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 4:I saw a video where he says it comes like on the studies like like if you bring your girl to the show. You guys bring your girl for you to show you, taking a big risk.
Speaker 2:Now, if I send the nosebleed, no.
Speaker 4:That's just like you take your girl to the NBA.
Speaker 2:Don't go, get no popcorn. Go ahead, take a lady friend and sit court side right. No, I'm just saying go ahead, take a lady friend and sit court side at the Sun's game.
Speaker 1:They'd be picking them out.
Speaker 2:They'd be snipering them yeah put a bitch.
Speaker 3:They're gonna be like oh Long as they don't embarrass me If you're gonna leave with that nigga.
Speaker 2:We walking, at least we walking off this court together.
Speaker 3:And when that kiss cam come around you better kiss me, give me that devil in a blue dress. He won't make it to your next birthday. Oh man she. Now you better do it.
Speaker 4:What you do, how you do it.
Speaker 1:No man, we get home like Willie DC, you gotta let a whole be a whole. Yeah, but you're gonna.
Speaker 3:She can be a whole.
Speaker 1:He said not on your ticket, we can't hear.
Speaker 3:You have my time and you have my attention. That's right, and you got a whole motherfucker day. You gotta see that nigga tomorrow.
Speaker 1:You can see him tomorrow. Give me your number. You can see that thing tomorrow, but tonight, mom, yeah, yes.
Speaker 3:Cutting the my time. Cutting my time if you want to. We're gonna have my fucking problem. I know, man, you won't be with him. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Fast.
Speaker 2:Hey, the cat stew dribbling down the court. I just thought about it.
Speaker 3:I have my family term in for the reward money Term in for the reward money Government.
Speaker 2:In his backyard Smokers.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:Everybody get a hundred dollars.
Speaker 4:Here.
Speaker 2:I can hear my cousin I knew you wouldn't shit.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna drink all your liquor while you're gone. Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, that's funny.
Speaker 3:I'm, you said bitch. Understand, you see what somebody like. That's fucked up. But and what's also fucked up is the niggas fucking saying chick in the same server dog.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, hey, you want to fuck a 30 million dollar.
Speaker 2:Nigga, I come with me For my life for me.
Speaker 3:I do not understand that two billion bitches in America, I know. I do not understand that you gonna go mess with this motherfucker x or this motherfucker the old lady.
Speaker 2:I do not understand that. I don't understand.
Speaker 3:If you really want to hurt them, then you get a sister or something right, dude, exactly. I guess, not one of two times they got the coaches.
Speaker 2:old lady oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I mean that kind of we won't say no name, but you guarantee you won't be on the team, no more. Black coaches. Old lady, hey, unless you're a star, Not even in.
Speaker 3:You ain't big in the game. Somebody put you out in a minute. Yeah, you're like man. Put you on the team and sit you on the bench.
Speaker 1:How you gonna sit it down stretch the coach on down the bench.
Speaker 3:Next thing you know, you know you know you're sitting five players from the coach. No, you ain't getting in. What?
Speaker 4:are you? What are you?
Speaker 1:Looking at you. You didn't even get in in garbage time you sitting in five players from the coach.
Speaker 3:You ain't playing. It's like football. You were an off the wall number like motherfucking triple low.
Speaker 2:Triple oh.
Speaker 3:You were a number like 48, dog. Look, 60's motherfucking 60, 70 some shit or whatever and 60, 70, you a wide out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, or?
Speaker 3:You know you ain't getting in the game. You a quarterback wearing number 33.
Speaker 1:Part return team man, yo shit sparkling white.
Speaker 3:You know no, you ain't gonna practice squad got better chance getting the game you do you're assistant, assistant to the?
Speaker 2:uh, get back, right. Another one ain't getting in the game With the headset on holding up them signs.
Speaker 4:They only use those in college.
Speaker 3:I don't give a fuck. You ain't getting any. You got on you fully dressed out, with a headset and holding up them fucking signs. They bananas nigga. You ain't getting in the game.
Speaker 2:I always want to know what does them. I'm gonna have to google that man you they're all different. Sometimes I don't know what I'm saying is.
Speaker 3:I try to put it together though, just because, yeah, oregon once I had motherfucking pictures of the game being cruel on this shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:There was.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's why I was like they put one up is like it's Dan Patrick, then it's like the organ duck, then he was like Overthinking.
Speaker 3:Talk to the talk to the Michigan coach and see what the fuck that shit means Happens to the days where you just call and play.
Speaker 2:I saw what you did. Now he gonna get an.
Speaker 3:NFL job.
Speaker 1:Hey I think they're still aware by his signals.
Speaker 2:Hey, that used to be one of my biggest fears when you're going into the game Thinking you're gonna sit up here and be like, oh my god, If I forget this play. I never, I never forgot it, but that was just like a, because you like man, we'll make a change at the, at the word Omaha. Omaha you get the playbook and the playbook is so big. What play is that? You know it ain't that big in high school.
Speaker 2:And then they like trips, rip real Dave Smash x Four and you like Shit. Now they're gonna start the college. They can. That's why, when you see my homes like this, you tell them to hurry up and hurry up with the play. Well see, ray Lewis said cut off.
Speaker 3:He said you hear Peyton Manning? He said if they got 20 seconds left on the clock he gets to talking all that. And he said that shit don't mean nothing, yeah. He said Peyton Manning just spitting out bullshit, but when he gets down like Two seconds, four to five seconds, yeah. Yeah, that's whatever he say, then that's when it means something, a paid man.
Speaker 2:He was a G boy.
Speaker 3:Chico sticks yeah.
Speaker 2:Pineapple.
Speaker 3:I want the pineapple now, ladies, I like them banana ones.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, banana was good.
Speaker 3:Anybody a fan of?
Speaker 2:chocolate no damn.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I saw a lot of chocolate me know when the motherfucking big oh. Now you get something on like the Mike and Ike's bacon soda. I got bacon, so they smaller.
Speaker 4:I Want to date myself, but you know we used to go by the bag.
Speaker 1:I'm in love with the cocoa, oh.
Speaker 4:Pre-agency frenzies up, joe, y'all ain't get nobody.
Speaker 2:Would y'all get?
Speaker 3:Donaldson left Rams in me. Man, they retire, I don't.
Speaker 1:Baltimore is that Baltimore? Yeah, and I'm right now I'm at Derek Henry's, so he retired. Today he retired.
Speaker 2:Derek Henry went to the Ravens and wait to see that. We're did all you have. Say Kwame to the Eagles.
Speaker 1:We're good. I want Baltimore to make it to the.
Speaker 3:They ain't gonna do good. You don't think so?
Speaker 2:I know you can't do the tush push. I think they're gonna go, man, I think.
Speaker 1:Man get out of here. This is the quarterback sneak. That's all it is.
Speaker 2:They, you can, quarterback sneak, you just can't what you mean.
Speaker 1:You can't go behind your court, hey then they remember the center's retired now. Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2:Unless it's gonna bring a bigger, better one in unless the backup didn't perfected it too.
Speaker 3:I mean a bigger, better one.
Speaker 2:The Bigger and better they perform that we teach almost flawlessly.
Speaker 1:They did, man I think.
Speaker 3:Defensive lineman D I ain't got over there. Oh, for real he transferred from smaller schools.
Speaker 2:Well, we have fun again always. Always we'll see you, uh about that time, time to go next week, have your pet spader neuter. These do. What would you do for a billion dollars? That's the question. Would you take a foul shot for a billion dollars or life in prison? If you miss Answer the question, I can do it them.
Speaker 1:Hello, I'm taking the shot, peace.