Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Humorous Takes on Private Matters and Public Spectacles
Ever wondered about the intricate rules of a circle jerk or the complexities of intimacy for conjoined twins? Well, you're in for a treat because this week's podcast episode ventures into some of the most mind-bending discussions you've likely never heard before. From the rush of the Final Four to the revelation that yes, a woman can indeed have two vaginas, we tackle it all. Join us as we root for a great Final Four and dive into a Powerball winner's story, and share a few laughs about our AI-induced paranoia.
Hold onto your headphones - things get even more intriguing as we humorously dissect the boundaries of monogamy in the most peculiar of circumstances. Imagine the relationship dynamics of a woman with two vaginas or conjoined twins navigating the waters of marriage and intimacy. We don't just ponder the physical intricacies but also the emotional ties and societal taboos surrounding such personal situations. And if that wasn't enough, we wade into the controversial waters of the entertainment industry, mulling over the power plays in relationships and the influence of icons like Puff Daddy.
For those who prefer their discussions grounded in the world of sports and cinema, fear not. We've got the inside scoop on the incredible women of UConn's basketball team and the evolution of the WNBA. We even share our shock at discovering some rather unique sexual practices and swap insider tips on how to maximize your movie theater popcorn haul. Whether you're looking for a deep dive into the challenges facing female athletes or simply a good movie recommendation, this episode has something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and let's navigate the oddities of life together.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever wondered about the intricate rules of a circle jerk or the complexities of intimacy for conjoined twins? Well, you're in for a treat because this week's podcast episode ventures into some of the most mind-bending discussions you've likely never heard before. From the rush of the Final Four to the revelation that yes, a woman can indeed have two vaginas, we tackle it all. Join us as we root for a great Final Four and dive into a Powerball winner's story, and share a few laughs about our AI-induced paranoia.
Hold onto your headphones - things get even more intriguing as we humorously dissect the boundaries of monogamy in the most peculiar of circumstances. Imagine the relationship dynamics of a woman with two vaginas or conjoined twins navigating the waters of marriage and intimacy. We don't just ponder the physical intricacies but also the emotional ties and societal taboos surrounding such personal situations. And if that wasn't enough, we wade into the controversial waters of the entertainment industry, mulling over the power plays in relationships and the influence of icons like Puff Daddy.
For those who prefer their discussions grounded in the world of sports and cinema, fear not. We've got the inside scoop on the incredible women of UConn's basketball team and the evolution of the WNBA. We even share our shock at discovering some rather unique sexual practices and swap insider tips on how to maximize your movie theater popcorn haul. Whether you're looking for a deep dive into the challenges facing female athletes or simply a good movie recommendation, this episode has something for everyone. So sit back, relax, and let's navigate the oddities of life together.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
and I see the time here we go. That's gonna start being customary. Yeah, everybody stand up. We are here live at the Final Four Watching them set the stage up. Go, hawkeyes, it's the men's final yeah, hey, they don't know where we are. Oh, that's true's final yeah, and they don't know where we are. Oh, that's true, they don't know.
Speaker 3:The women's final four is at Cleveland, right?
Speaker 1:Yeah, they don't know where we are. We can be at both of them. Hello everybody, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Go UConn, we are back for another week. You can say go UConn and go North Carolina State and go Purdue For both of them. But it don't make no difference Because it's going to be a little different by the time this comes out. But anyway, we got some interesting topics to talk about. We ain't going to talk about body shaming or clothes shaming, like Joe was just trying to clothes shame me Before we start it. We will talk about the female anatomy. Let me see what else I know. Somebody said something. Oh, we're going to talk about Powerball, powerball, powerball, mega.
Speaker 2:Somebody hit Mega man.
Speaker 1:Powerball Mania that's up again.
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Speaker 1:We're glad y'all listened to us. Follow us on Instagram. I ain't said that in a while. Nobody's talking Podcasts on Instagram. I ain't said that in a while. Nobody's Talking Podcast on IG. Twitter is Nobody's Talking 1. And Gmail Nobody's Talking Podcast at gmailcom. Today's episode is brought to you by the Dungeon. Me and Steve just had power hour out there. Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling a little swole right now. Chest all out, Boy. I tell you what.
Speaker 2:Man, woo-wee Nigga looking right, I took off all my clothes.
Speaker 1:You were thinking it was Sunday. I look so good. No, homo, no, just messing around, we're just joking. Anyway, this is your boy, bosco. I'm here with my three favorite friends Because my other favorite friends are working or just didn't want to come to the podcast today. Anyway, I'm sitting next to this is Sherrod.
Speaker 4:Getting ready for the weekend To my left. I'm running on a rodeo Joe here.
Speaker 1:Baby, rodeo you see that I was about to say.
Speaker 3:Press the button.
Speaker 2:I don't want no smoke.
Speaker 1:I don't want no smoke. I don't want no smoke from rodeo, not today. And sitting next to rodeo is Superman, is in the building.
Speaker 3:He get a lot of applause. Hold on, what about applause?
Speaker 1:Me and you, we the quiet storm.
Speaker 3:You need to get some Quiet storm music.
Speaker 2:Now Put on some R&B, put them to the quiet storm.
Speaker 1:We can put on some. I know Diddy has some slow dance, some slow jams. What'd he say? What's the one that they've been Playing on the internet? We were more than friends. We was like brothers. The hell you gonna sit up there and tell a girl that I always thought it was crazy, isn't it crazy? How?
Speaker 3:they're breaking down Meek Mill's lyrics, and all that now.
Speaker 1:Man, they're breaking.
Speaker 3:Y'all heard about it. Well, I know we got an agenda, but y'all did hear about. There's some audio out there with Diddy and Meek supposedly clapping cheeks. Now listen.
Speaker 1:With AI. I'm not believing anything. I can't either, man Anything yeah, anything with AI.
Speaker 4:I'm not believing it Because you hear that shit they did with Tupac the AI did. What'd they do? They got a hologram with Tupac the AI did.
Speaker 3:What they do. They got a hologram with Tupac.
Speaker 4:No, they had a he did. There's one song they had Tupac do it In his voice and shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, the AI. Yeah, the AI is a. The AI is a cold piece of work. The AI is a cold piece of work.
Speaker 2:We like Come out, come out, sound like your mama. The AI is a cold piece of work. We like come out, come out, sound like your mama. You come out, they be shot you dead in the head.
Speaker 1:Pow, got your ass oh you know, they say AI is oh, is that it? Oh, they say AI is even getting people with like the phone calls, like the little scams, the phone calls on the scams.
Speaker 2:Oh Lord.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they getting people like with the scams, on the scams. Oh yeah, they getting people like with the scams. Or you know people like oh hey, I got your son and I'm like let me get that call. I'm like, listen, how much do you want from me?
Speaker 1:because I for me to get my son back. Two million, 2 million. How about, if you have man, listen, I just sent it to you. Oh, you sent it. What is this with them clapping cheeks Supposedly? Yeah, oh, nigga, I don't know if I'm playing that, them niggas ain't gonna sue me. I'm like, man, you about to have me.
Speaker 2:Skills to pay the bills.
Speaker 1:Under a bridge somewhere. It's a real Chilling. All right. Skills to pay the bills Under a bridge somewhere. It's a real chilling.
Speaker 2:All right, we're going to have to pre-screen this Listen, christian and my boy showed me a picture of Meek Mill in a motherfucking cage buck, naked, handcuffed, with a choker around his neck. And it was AI or was it real?
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 2:They checked and they said the tats lined up. So they said it could be real, then it could be an AI. They don't know.
Speaker 1:AI is so good man.
Speaker 2:AI is so good.
Speaker 4:I was like get the fuck out of here. It done fooled me a couple times. I'm not commenting on it.
Speaker 1:Oh on AI.
Speaker 2:You watching some porn. Dude turned around and got a dick.
Speaker 1:What you get God on.
Speaker 4:Oh no, he's like Damn, they did get me.
Speaker 1:Oh man, that happened in Vegas.
Speaker 2:He's like, hey, what this lady boy Doing on my damn TV? Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4:We was in Vegas one time and my we had blonde hair, tight-haired jeans. Oh, yeah, god damn it so I would turn around and do a mustache.
Speaker 3:Oh damn, Looking at the booty Strop.
Speaker 4:Fucking nut splitters and shit. You're like man I ain't no camel toe, that's a moose knuckle.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Damn it. Look, I'm glad he said that, because now this might be a real. No, this is a real story. But hold on, let me put my finger on the trigger so I can pull this back up. There's a lady I guess they say it's not so rare, but this is from ABC News. This is a woman that was born with two vaginas. Wow, I heard about that, listen, but here's the thing though I heard about a hermaphrodite. No, this was a lady. She was born with two two vaginas pregnancies but then here's the thing they're both reproductive.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out of here. So now here's my next question, though oh is the pussy devil is good, no, no, oh, twice as good oh, that's a good question, but I got one for you. Here's one now. Here we look, we're gonna make you think on this episode, because I got a question too, about an aunt but we'll worry about that later.
Speaker 1:It'd be tough, though, two menstrual cycles, so now look so if she has two vajayjays, right Right and she has a boyfriend, if she lets another guy hit the other hole, not the one her boyfriend hit, is that cheating?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:What you mean? Is it like a threesome? No, yes, it's cheating.
Speaker 1:It's not. No, it's the same one. So listen, it's a different hole. It's a different hole.
Speaker 3:Okay, so you hit the vagina and Bosco hit the booty hole. It's not cheating.
Speaker 2:Why I gotta hit the booty hole.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying. I'm just saying, I'm just Put me at the booty hole.
Speaker 1:Alright, other way around Well that's cheating. Right there I eat the booty. Nah, why? How's it different? It's two different vaginas.
Speaker 4:Nigga, it's two different vaginas. I ain't but one whole booty hole. She, it's two different vaginas.
Speaker 2:One dude is dedicated to one vagina.
Speaker 3:Another dude is dedicated to another vagina, that's still cheating.
Speaker 4:It's not cheating, it's like.
Speaker 1:Siamese twins I got a story about that. So do I.
Speaker 3:We're going to stick to the vagina.
Speaker 1:We're sticking to the vagina right now.
Speaker 4:I'm going with. It's not cheating, because you ain't hitting that vagina, you hitting the other vagina, yeah.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:But it's still the same. So you got the vagina. Okay, wait, so listen.
Speaker 1:So Mike gets vagina number one, mike number one gets vagina number one and Smith number two gets vagina number two.
Speaker 3:But Mike number one and Steve gets the booty hole and Mike, mike number one.
Speaker 1:Mike number one Is the Is the boyfriend.
Speaker 2:She can be a phenomenon On motherfucking porn. She can get triple penetrated. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3:But it's still the same woman. Damn, I have two vaginas.
Speaker 4:That's true, I understand, but it's still the same woman.
Speaker 3:Damn, I have two vaginas. That's true, I understand, but it's still the same woman, so they both sucking on the same titties.
Speaker 1:But if he only hit the vagina, she'd be like you can't.
Speaker 2:But the titties ain't cheating, so the boyfriend get to hit the vagina one and suck on titties.
Speaker 3:Titties ain't cheating Boyfriend number two, just get to hit vagina number two T too.
Speaker 2:Titties ain't cheating, it don't matter.
Speaker 4:And, technically, suck a dick for her. You know, eating ain't cheating either Technically.
Speaker 2:She getting her titties sucked by one dude. Get this other titties sucked by another dude.
Speaker 3:So then third dude can get the booty hole. Yeah, he get the sucker.
Speaker 2:Fourth dude get the mouth. There's two dudes.
Speaker 4:There's only two dudes. No, we're just keeping that third dudes. Fourth dude get the belt. There's two dudes. There's only two dudes, let's do it.
Speaker 3:There's two dudes. No, we're just keeping it. She has two dudes. I understand, Otherwise it's a train. It's still one person. No, no. This ain't even two guys at the same time, it's a train.
Speaker 4:I think you just ain't your feeling.
Speaker 3:Listen, so no listen.
Speaker 2:Oh, so this your woman, that's your woman, that's my vagina, that's your woman.
Speaker 1:She's not listen.
Speaker 4:I got the one in the front. So vagina's who you don't care?
Speaker 1:about Vagina number one. I'm not hitting the one on the side, dude, vagina number one is for Mike number one. Vagina number two is for Smith. Smith number two got his number two Guy's vagina number two. So you think that's because she can tell Smith or she can tell Mike? Hey, I ain't let him penetrate me at all you think it's still one person. It's still one person.
Speaker 4:Okay, in general, go ahead and say what you're going to say ain't penetrating me at all, you think is it still one person, it's still one person. So now I'm waiting In general, but they never said it. Go ahead and say what you're going to say In general.
Speaker 3:If this is your woman, you have feelings for not talking to Joe Steve, you got feelings for her. You're going to let someone hit that other vagina.
Speaker 2:The other vagina, it's her vagina. Both of them are her vagina.
Speaker 3:I'm just about to say if you have feelings for her.
Speaker 2:She's yours. You're asking the wrong person. You're asking the wrong person I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying she's a woman.
Speaker 2:If it's your woman, you have feelings for her. We've been through it, we all been through it.
Speaker 3:We all been through it, you don't even want to admit to it see.
Speaker 2:That's what the problem is.
Speaker 3:You have the vagina, she's like well, this is your vagina, but I'm your man, I love you. I'm your woman, I love you and all that, but I'm going to let Bosco hit the other vagina. Can I have the second vagina too?
Speaker 2:Do I get the second vagina and the first vagina?
Speaker 3:If she's your woman, she should be giving you both vaginas right.
Speaker 2:So I get to see which one's tighter and then I make the decision.
Speaker 4:You didn't say that in the beginning, right, but you said in the beginning that you're getting both vaginas, then that'd probably be cheap.
Speaker 1:Okay now look, but you ain't getting the other vagina.
Speaker 4:If she gets somebody else, that ain't your vagina.
Speaker 2:That ain't your vagina.
Speaker 4:It's like Siamese.
Speaker 1:It's never really. I mean, they're going to give it to who they want to give it to anyway.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but they decide If it's your woman, it's cheating. If it's not your woman, man, she can do whatever she want with that vagina.
Speaker 1:Then she for the street, for the streets. Okay, now go ahead with the story. You was going to say so, because now we got one with this.
Speaker 4:No, hey, don't worry about us. We talking to people. What's the Hansel twins? The?
Speaker 3:conjoined twins. Conjoined twins? Okay, right, so the story just came out that one of them got married.
Speaker 2:Okay, one of them got married Right Right when they joined at.
Speaker 4:At the shoulder.
Speaker 3:They got everything else they have two. It's basically two.
Speaker 2:Two heads Okay.
Speaker 3:Everything else they share, but one person.
Speaker 1:One of them is married.
Speaker 3:Yeah okay, okay, I got you. So say the other one decides to get married, right? Different spouse.
Speaker 1:Hey, wait Real quick. Is it wrong if I Google two head twins get married?
Speaker 3:Conjoined Use.
Speaker 4:Conjoined hey can't be, no wronger Than what's going Through my head Right now. Hey, I'm just saying it can't be no wronger Than that, so you might Want to google it. So.
Speaker 1:Man.
Speaker 2:That's a motherfucking Conundrum, but Okay, I'm just thinking Like god, dad, that's fucked up. So the other one Gonna check out she gonna turn her head To the side. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So they're having sex? No, we talking about.
Speaker 3:They have the same, so one of them is married. Right, they're having sex. They both feeling it, yeah. But the other one says, well, I wanna get married To John Right. So now, who's?
Speaker 4:Body. Who's got possession of the body? We'll really be a conundrum on one of the other ones.
Speaker 2:The BBC the big black cunt it don't matter right, and I remember them too.
Speaker 1:You remember when they was kids. So, tell me this. I know, hey, this is a podcast. Let your mind go, go ahead, go, just ask the questions.
Speaker 4:You don't want that to happen. No, I'm trying to reign. Do they got two vaginas or they got one vagina?
Speaker 1:No, here, they go right here. Yeah, I see two heads, okay.
Speaker 2:I see two heads, nigga, I'm just asking. So which one got married?
Speaker 4:yeah, so I don't know, I'm just guessing if I wanted to smash the one on the right right, you had to go through the one on the left you put up a like a.
Speaker 1:You put up a blinder like a motherfucking horse blinder, no but what if the one on the right, or would you know, the one on the right, or the one on the right? She's over there looking that dick, look tasty.
Speaker 2:Did she get married to a girl or did she get married to a?
Speaker 1:guy? No, did she marry the guy? This is what we're trying to say, though. What if the other girl want to get married now?
Speaker 4:You're trying to say how does the intimacy shit work?
Speaker 1:Exactly that's what we're talking about. You're going to say how does the intimacy shit work.
Speaker 3:Exactly that's what we talking about. You're gonna put up a sheet, but no, but they're sharing everything.
Speaker 1:No, look they attached, they're attached right there, they're attached at the ear.
Speaker 3:They're sharing titties. They're sharing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're attached.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm saying they look like they're attached, so they got two brains.
Speaker 1:They got two brains, two necks, that's it and then a one body and then it got two ears, like she got the left ear, she got the right ear, you gotta put a sheet or something up.
Speaker 4:No, you don't Just like a surgery. That one lucky man.
Speaker 1:Hey. So here's my question so he getting head From one, he getting head From?
Speaker 2:both Balls licked from both he getting smacked, he smacking both, oh man.
Speaker 1:He getting doubleall just. No, listen, dude no look, this is what everybody's thinking and you can go ahead and join the conversation.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm a deviant.
Speaker 4:Cause you know you want to.
Speaker 1:I'm a sexual deviant Joe.
Speaker 4:Here's the thing, y'all just evil niggas so.
Speaker 2:What if she wanna marry a girl and she gonna marry the guy?
Speaker 1:Now, here's the thing. Now let's just say, cause you know, some of them like to take the load on the face Now, what if a little bit goes over? So listen.
Speaker 2:So you're telling me these chicks don't have oral sex.
Speaker 1:The other one's going to throw up a little bit in their mouth, or but listen, this is what I'm saying. What if okay? So you know. I'm saying what if Okay, so you know, homeboy.
Speaker 4:No, no, no listen.
Speaker 1:This is serious. So whichever one is married I know Homeboy got a nice friend. What if she was like? Oh, his name is John. Oh, I love to suck John's dick.
Speaker 2:What does his boy do? Does one control the left side and one control the right side?
Speaker 1:well, no, cause they got two different mouths.
Speaker 2:I know, and two different brains, so I'm just saying who controls the?
Speaker 4:right hand and the left hand. I think they can control but, listen, they can literally take turns and control, cause obviously they only got one vagina.
Speaker 1:So if one took an ecstasy, but listen.
Speaker 2:But you, they can literally Take turns and control. So if, obviously, they only got One vagina. So if one took an ecstasy, will one be rolling? Oh, that's a good question. Will one be rolling or both of them be rolling?
Speaker 4:Both it's in the same bloodstream. But one I'm just saying oh yeah.
Speaker 3:But will one be?
Speaker 2:affected more yeah it's gonna go to one brain, not the other brain.
Speaker 4:It's going to be in the bloodstream.
Speaker 1:I don't know, bro. I'm not a drug addict.
Speaker 3:You just found a guy with two dicks. Okay, here it is.
Speaker 4:Right here. Why'd you bring this shit up, hey?
Speaker 1:Joe, this is a podcast.
Speaker 3:Joe, we're here to entertain the people. Each has a heart, stomach, spine, pair of lungs and spinal cord. Each twin controls one arm and one leg. There you go, Bam. When they have infants, learn to crawl, or when they were infants learning to crawl. I remember them that required cooperation, so they each control their side of the body. There you go.
Speaker 1:Hey so if they go to Disneyland and if one of them was like oh, I'm not feeling like Disneyland today. You know you got to be a bitch, You're going anyway. You outvoted two to one. We're the strongest. Where'd they start? One go, one way and one go the other way.
Speaker 2:That was a lie. I think they've been doing it long. Where'd they start?
Speaker 4:One go one way and one go the other way, never mind, I think they've been doing it long enough to compromise and cooperate. Flip a coin or some shit, the boy.
Speaker 3:They're both fifth grade teachers, but they both kind of had to be right Because I mean I'm going to go to my job, you're going to go to your job.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's be for real. Okay, that is for real. So do both of them give them heads. Come on, dog. Answer the question, dog.
Speaker 4:God help me. Come on, joe.
Speaker 2:They said, they got one vagina.
Speaker 4:If you you out there, help me now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know, you gonna.
Speaker 2:Shoot the club Cause I'm sure Hold on.
Speaker 1:Cause. Look, they both got a stomach.
Speaker 2:And they both got a spine.
Speaker 1:A very handsome guy, one takes a motherfucking pill.
Speaker 2:One takes an ecstasy yeah.
Speaker 1:And it goes up to the brain of her. Yeah, I think the other one Ain't gonna get affected. And which one titty do you bust on the one that's your wife?
Speaker 4:That's a conundrum.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, or oh, that's a lucky dude. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:He's a handsome guy, it ain't got nothing to do with handsome, look at that you got two girls For the price of one. Is the other one allowed to enjoy it?
Speaker 2:She gonna have to.
Speaker 1:And if they get in an argument Be like, what do you do?
Speaker 2:Stay out of it. It's not my Stay out of it Stacy, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Abby and Brittany.
Speaker 2:Get out of my business, brittany, turn yourself off. Yeah, I don't know, or any name Abby and Brittany.
Speaker 1:Abby and Brittany, get out of my business. Brittany, turn yourself off. I just yeah, joe. Come on, joe. Of all the times I know he ain't got nothing to say. He ain't got nothing to say. Joe, you got some alcohol. Which one do you bust on? Give him some liquor. Come on, joe.
Speaker 2:You bust in the middle of both titties.
Speaker 4:Technically, you do both.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 4:You got to bust both. You know what I'm saying. The guy lucky he look like a man. You can get a fucking Remy and a blowjob.
Speaker 2:That's all you got. There we go.
Speaker 3:That's the Joe I know right there. Oh, jesus Christ, help me. I told you.
Speaker 4:Now he wanna go to church. You ain't up there nowhere, like man. Man, you gotta be kidding me, but you could, though. You just sit right between them, did you? You're starting to get a visual, ain't you Dog, listen?
Speaker 1:You see how the young man is sitting up here grinning.
Speaker 4:That's how I've been happy to the motherfucker. Yeah, I'm finna. Tap both of these up, tap that he happened all over the floor, okay, so look, he's married.
Speaker 1:He's married to the one on the left do you guess? I told you the one on the left but listen, but the one on the, but the one on the dog, because I'm looking at the picture, the one on the right, y'all can look up uh, I don't need to see double twins no look
Speaker 1:here they go double twins see how they're dancing. And he's. So he's married to the one. Uh no, he's married to the one on the right. On the right, he's married to the one on the right, but the one on the left got her arm around his neck. So do she tell her sister, like, don't touch my dude, or what?
Speaker 4:another thing when they got married she's crazy man a split dress like it was a full dress but,
Speaker 2:I'm just saying it's a half, is it half black and half white? There you go, joe, is it?
Speaker 4:half bridesmaid One dress.
Speaker 1:So her sister had to be the maid of honor, right.
Speaker 2:That's crazy and walked her down the aisle.
Speaker 3:I have a serious question, though.
Speaker 1:In all seriousness, no nigga, look In all seriousness, look at the picture. I'm looking at it. So now look, because you can tell he's married to the one on the right. Mm-hmm, now see the one on the left with her arm around him. Yeah, so should she have did that, or no?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Because it just make it, because they're slow dancers.
Speaker 4:I do twin share.
Speaker 3:Hey, so in all seriousness, no, in all seriousness, if they made a sex tape, would you watch it?
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, you fucking crazy. I'm gonna take it to the point I'm so thrilled with you, steve, would you watch it? Absolutely Okay, I'd watch the shit out of it. I want it on VHS so I can rewind it.
Speaker 3:Stop it, when I want to. They even make VHS anymore. No, they don't. They can't get it right.
Speaker 4:I just want the old school feel.
Speaker 1:Okay, now here's another question, Okay.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm ready now.
Speaker 1:So he can only touch one titty, Because technically this titty is hers.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm telling you, bro. You can get a Remy and a blow right there. So is he going to slip up?
Speaker 3:and be like oh oh, grab both titties. I don't know where to come with shit. Is she going to be like get off. Is she going to slap his hand off of him, man?
Speaker 1:Listen, I'm telling you it sounds far-fetched and it sounds like we're not being crazy or malicious, because they truly got married and I know they're going to have intercourse and I'm sure they have. So these are real questions that I know people honestly want to know. I would love it how they do it. Yeah, like how.
Speaker 4:How y'all do it.
Speaker 3:They just came out with like three months ago.
Speaker 4:And then like say, if you'd hit it from the back, do you pull Three months ago?
Speaker 1:And then like I say if you'd hit it from the back you'd pull both of them hair. Oh see, there you go, joe. And then she'd be like, oh, you pulled my sister's hair Two-fisted.
Speaker 2:Oh, look at him.
Speaker 3:A ride scooter? Yeah, no, that was. I mean, they're 30, what 34 years old? Yeah, no, yeah. So yeah, they've been around for a long time.
Speaker 2:I know they've been around. I'm just saying, yeah, that's one coochie, two titties.
Speaker 4:So if they hit a bump you think they can gush.
Speaker 1:See, now we're going. See now, that's.
Speaker 4:Well, now I'm just saying we was asking serious questions. You see the bike.
Speaker 1:Look at the bike. Dog, I saw. It Okay, then Like whose?
Speaker 4:Whose titties do we touch? And that's serious, you know. They got two titties. You touch both of them. You touch them both, man, you know what?
Speaker 2:Get your hands off my titty? I hate it when you do that, and If the chick get man, you know what?
Speaker 1:Get your hands off my titty. I hate it when you do that. And if the chick gets mad, does both sisters get mad or does he just?
Speaker 4:They're individuals.
Speaker 1:Be like over here, I'll talk to you.
Speaker 4:They're essentially two bodies joined together and they come together at the midsection.
Speaker 1:I'm just, I'm just looking up a video, man, it ain't a dirty video, it's just.
Speaker 2:Hello, everyone Welcome to my channel Tough topic. My name is Brittany. I hope everyone is having a great day. They got their own packers. This is part two of my Fascinating Stories series and I'm going to be talking about conjoined twins, brittany and Abby Back in 2000.
Speaker 4:Oh man, oh my goodness, they did a Playboy shoot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, uh-uh, no, you know what? Okay, we're going to watch this and say this for the we're gonna say that for the next time okay I just got quiet on all right anyway, thank you moving on.
Speaker 4:I was that hard for you, joe yeah, bro, I think I did pretty well. Though, joe, you did good, man, I really do, I think I pretty well. I told you your flask. You have no idea where I was at you went to a dark space.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dark space.
Speaker 1:Hey, those are good, those are serious questions though I'm interested.
Speaker 4:I'm very interested. I was sitting right next to Thanos right there, because I guarantee everybody.
Speaker 1:That's the first thing. Everybody's mind goes to how they do it. Like what's the etiquette? Yeah, yeah, like what's the etiquette. So you telling me not at one time is he going to kiss the one that he's not married to?
Speaker 4:So what if one like dirty talking and one don't?
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you fucking bitch. What if one want to be slapped? And the other one don't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean it's interesting.
Speaker 1:I'm interested, smack me harder.
Speaker 3:You know the questions had to been asked. I'm gonna have to find.
Speaker 1:And you ain't even think about it.
Speaker 4:What if one like ain't on nothing, that's a good one.
Speaker 1:That's a good one, that's a good one.
Speaker 4:Don't you put that in there?
Speaker 3:Joe, that is. Go ahead, it's okay, that is inappropriate, joe.
Speaker 4:Shut the fuck up, you shut up.
Speaker 2:Shut the fuck up and take it, it's going in, appalled that you would think.
Speaker 4:I told you not to put it in there. Hey, what?
Speaker 1:about yeah, you would think I told you not to put it in there. Hey, what about uh dog? Yeah, no, that that was good. So because you know the feeling that you get when people, you know when you having uh intercourse with your significant other, right? So I know the other one has to feel like the same feelings, so I know the other one has to feel it.
Speaker 4:They both have the same feelings, you know. Everything's different all the way down.
Speaker 2:To the titty. After the titty.
Speaker 4:They got two spines though.
Speaker 2:They got two different spines, two different lungs Two different, hearts Two different hips.
Speaker 4:Everything's the same, except for the vagina. But when he puts it in they might have two of the motherfuckers. The other lady got two.
Speaker 1:You never know.
Speaker 2:One might be productive and one might not. They might have two vaginas.
Speaker 4:And then what? The other lady got two and she ain't conjoining.
Speaker 3:What if the one that Got married can't feel the vagina Like that?
Speaker 4:That's, she don't make no sense she had to feel the vagina, she wouldn't have ever got married.
Speaker 3:I mean who controls. See, that's what I'm saying, cause you know that's what.
Speaker 4:I'm saying, nobody ever said anything, so they could have two.
Speaker 1:Once, Like if they're having intercourse. So you know they both, you know the feeling that you have it could be two right there, side by side, when you're about to orgasm. What if?
Speaker 2:one of them pass out on orgasm and the other one don't, then you just.
Speaker 4:Then the conversation be like, you know, when you passed out, I think it got me too, man they're the best.
Speaker 1:What if one wants you To shoot in their mouth, but the other one?
Speaker 4:I don't think she gonna taste it.
Speaker 1:Don't. No, I'm just saying she be like no, not in my mouth, not in my mouth, and the other one be like oh, yeah, in my mouth.
Speaker 4:She just be like, oh wait, she just turned it on. You should go ahead and take it, it ain't that bad Something accidentally Gets over Skeets over.
Speaker 3:That's terrible. Alright y'all, we're gonna talk about something.
Speaker 4:We were right along.
Speaker 1:You got it in my eye.
Speaker 2:That wasn't.
Speaker 1:That wasn't too bad, though. We were right along.
Speaker 4:Hey.
Speaker 1:That is, that is interesting.
Speaker 2:We were right along. The other one got Ski goggles on. I don't like it on my face.
Speaker 1:And what about the chick With the two vaginas If she get pregnant In both of them and she having Fraternal?
Speaker 2:twins yeah.
Speaker 3:Two different daddies, exactly, but what?
Speaker 1:What if she get pregnant At three different, you know, three months apart?
Speaker 4:Still, she gonna be pregnant a long fucking time. She gonna be big Nine months, 12 months. She gonna be pregnant a whole year.
Speaker 3:I don't think her body be able to handle that.
Speaker 1:Because they said both. They said both were, unless they mean like one, and I know people are like man, they so listen we are guys. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2:We read stories and we just run with it. I am definitely not a doctor. This is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1:But, I'm just wondering so when they mean both can reproduce, so do that mean like it's? Still just one. She can get pregnant from either one, but it's still only one.
Speaker 4:I got a question. I'm trying to get off this conversation.
Speaker 1:Okay, go ahead, all right.
Speaker 4:Is Puff Daddy just a sick twisted motherfucker or he just being a typical man saying whatever the fuck you want to hear, so he can get what he want?
Speaker 1:Good question, because I've heard that's all.
Speaker 2:I want to know that men say whatever the fuck they want to get what they want and say what they want to get what they want.
Speaker 4:Right, say what you want to hear, so you get what you want.
Speaker 2:And he did the same thing. Everybody do that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, cause women do it too. Women definitely do it.
Speaker 4:He's just on a different level, though Like.
Speaker 1:Way, way different level.
Speaker 4:The level's a little higher.
Speaker 1:That's because he hold he holds a position of power.
Speaker 4:Yeah, cause I'm saying so by him holding a position of power.
Speaker 1:He can use that. I'm just saying he can use yeah, he can use it as leverage over for you know a whole bunch of people.
Speaker 4:The girls have my okay, so if he's been doing this, yeah, they got the power to pee. Yeah, he's been done this for over 30 years, right, okay, maybe 20, I don't know. He started out like with Andre Pharrell and right or whatever his name was, but don't you think the people that went into his office knew what kind of person he was before they went in there? It wasn't no secret. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:They tried to warn us but, it wasn't no secret Now only thing I would say If he did, if he, if he fucked over some kids, that's a different story. But these grown ass people, they should have known better.
Speaker 2:I would think, I would think that the grown people Know way better. Yeah they know better. You know better than that and y'all know Puffy Parties but are way different. Yeah, you know what I mean. Before you even go over there, you already know Puffy.
Speaker 4:Party. You got motherfucking glow worms sticking out your ass and shit you know it's a choice, it's a choice you make, it might not be the party for me.
Speaker 3:So you show up. It's a choice you make.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And if you decide to sell yourself?
Speaker 2:to the devil.
Speaker 4:I'm not saying he was the devil, I'm just saying I'm just saying that was the question, like do you think he's a sick twisted motherfucker or he's just a typical motherfucker who just say whatever you need to hear to get what he wants.
Speaker 2:What's his name? Jeffrey Weinstein.
Speaker 3:I mean, I think, yes, of course he's going to say whatever you need to hear to get what he wants, but it's your choice to do what he wants, right? But again, let's take Meek Mill, for example. There we go with this.
Speaker 1:You see, he on Meek Mill. Huh, he wanted to come up. Wait real quick. Was she pregnant at the same time then? Because I didn't get to read it.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying okay, let's talk with meek meals and meek mills. Never even cut a album. I don't think he was on there.
Speaker 1:He was featured on I didn't even know meek mill was. He was with bad boy, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:He just partied with puffy the whole time and he was telling him like, oh, we're gonna get.
Speaker 1:This album is with mmg but listen, listen, you know, with Rick Ross.
Speaker 4:No with MMG is Rick Ross. Well, why you don't hang around Puffy for me?
Speaker 3:Because Puffy is up here.
Speaker 4:Okay, then Puffy, the woman he was up there talking about oh man, I love you man, I love you man. And then next thing you know he's crying. Oh, y'all know, do that shit you gotta do in the industry Fuck all that shit. Nigga, you made your bad life. Hey, for real.
Speaker 3:I agree with you If that's what you're thinking, because there's always a choice.
Speaker 4:Oh, I agree, If you you know you either don't do it or you do it.
Speaker 3:It's Puffy the Illuminati.
Speaker 4:If you're going to do it.
Speaker 1:I will be pitching instead of catching. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying no matter what happens, I'm pitching.
Speaker 4:No matter what happens, I'm pitching. You're going to be pitching instead of catching. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I'm a pitcher, I'm not catching, I'm pitching.
Speaker 3:That's a decision you make. You know Right, you know alright see I be god damn.
Speaker 2:You put a magazine on my back.
Speaker 3:God damn catching, hey you catching, you gay well, no, but you know you pitching you gay.
Speaker 4:It don't really matter, but it is what it is, hey another thing is this here we in 2024, and I don't think people really give a shit anymore. Nah, they're still a group.
Speaker 3:damn you fuck, they're still a group. They don't give a fuck, bro, they're still a group, still a group that, what that? Care that care. Only people that care are the closet homosexuals If you out here rapping about this and that.
Speaker 4:The rest of the motherfuckers, don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:If you out here rapping about this and that they don't, care bro. You on the streets, listen to your music. That's straight, they're going to be like oh, why am I listening to?
Speaker 1:that. Hey, I guarantee you it's some gay thug.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm sure they are.
Speaker 1:I know absolutely for sure it's some gay thug.
Speaker 4:You think, if they gave a fuck, little Nas X went and stole all that and took it out and they gave a fuck. Well, little Nas. X is out there.
Speaker 3:He didn't do nothing. He's not a thug rapper. Little Nas X.
Speaker 4:Little Nas X. He went down that Old Town Road, old Town Road.
Speaker 3:Horses. That ain't nothing to do with thugs. He came out right after that, all his stuff.
Speaker 4:Dancing with the devil and shit.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying.
Speaker 4:I just don't think people give a fuck. You know what I'm saying? There's still a lot of. If you gay, it's gay. No, I don't care, they don't no.
Speaker 3:I don't If you go back If you haven't presented. Yourself as being gay?
Speaker 4:No if you go back 2005, 2010 yeah, they gave a fuck. Yeah, I still think. But it's 2024, they 2010,. Yeah, they gave a fuck, yeah, I still think. But in 2024, they don't give a fuck. If you come out now, High school kids, now motherfucker having yiking parties and shit. If you come out now as an artist.
Speaker 1:Explain what that is, Because you know you got to explain for the. You got to explain this stuff.
Speaker 4:We're talking to listeners, you know when they get there, when the kids have them jack off parties and shit. Have them jack off parties and shit. I ain't never heard of that.
Speaker 1:That's the main part. Oh, that's a real thing. On top of your kid boy. That's a real. No, nigga, they all get together. That's a real thing. They all get together and they all jack off and shit. That's a real thing.
Speaker 4:I ain't never heard of that Circle jerk.
Speaker 1:That's a real thing, it ain't. There's no way now, you know. Okay, let's just say it's back in our times when I'm in high school and they be like oh, what is it called? Yeah, whatever it's called.
Speaker 4:I might be wrong, but whatever it's called.
Speaker 1:But they do. Okay, you come to the masturbation party Now I can guarantee you, you, you, myself included. We thinking well, okay, let me speak for myself. Then I'm thinking with the intent hell yeah, I'm coming, but I'm thinking with the intent, I'm going to be masturbating too.
Speaker 3:Smash something.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 4:That's why I'm going, because the chicks Gonna sit up here. That's your mindset.
Speaker 1:No, they going To actually To actually Do it. And then I did. I did hear something. Now, everybody, you can turn your radios down For the next 15 seconds, or whatever, cause I do have to say something that's disgusting, no, you can look this up. Yeah, I don't know you can look this up too.
Speaker 4:Let's not go with disgusting yet?
Speaker 1:Oh shit, nigga, this is a podcast dog, you can turn your ears off. No, I ain't talking about that. We entertaining the people, you jacking off right, Uh-huh. And then I guess you know everybody sit up here. I guess they shoot in their cup and I guess whoever the last person was, oh hell, no, Niggas you crazy.
Speaker 4:Nigga yeah.
Speaker 2:You can look it up. The last person do what. Last person got to drink it. Last person got to drink it, no Same my type of party.
Speaker 4:Nigga Nigga, I'm a. Are you still trying to smash something now? Nigga Nigga, I'm out. Deuces.
Speaker 1:Nigga. Oh no, I'm not going to that party.
Speaker 3:I'm out as soon as I see other niggas start pulling out their dicks and they start jagging off.
Speaker 1:No, cause, listen, my whole intent Is to sit up there and you know you're trying to do this for me.
Speaker 4:Let's go to this room. I understand that. Yes, let's do this and this.
Speaker 1:And then as soon as like all right, I'm done.
Speaker 3:I'm out as soon as they start forming a circle and everybody's just nah, yeah, nah, I thought it was just going to be me and you.
Speaker 1:I'm out out. Hey, that remind me of uh, well, I mean totally different scenario, but uh, it's a movie called talk to me from australia. It don't have anything to do with no, no, jack off party or nothing, but the concept is they would talk to this hand. But oh, I saw that. It's fantastic. I saw that. Hey, I don't want y'all to think like oh, they didn't? These don't have nothing to do with jacking off. I just thought about it because these kids were in high school, right?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And the hand is haunted. But it just made me think of kids and just doing I'm like it's like the hand's, like a doorway. Yeah, yeah, okay, to talk to dead people, yeah, so that's what it is, but that's just the image that I have in my head of these kids. And then why in the hell would you?
Speaker 4:No matter how fucked up the shit gets, they just think it's funny because they're on high. Exactly.
Speaker 1:It's a good movie. It's a real, real good movie's a real, real good movie.
Speaker 4:Since we recommended the movie.
Speaker 1:We didn't even Talk about, talk to me. But if y'all Haven't seen that movie, talk to me.
Speaker 4:It's just Really yeah.
Speaker 1:It's very interesting. I definitely Ain't seen that one. Yeah, watch it, it's a real good one. It's called Talk to me, you know, but yeah, and all that. Yeah, man, that's.
Speaker 4:And then and then. The thing about it is Leave it at that. Oh, was you going to?
Speaker 1:talk about. Talk to me again. No, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4:Oh, let them. You got to watch it yeah. Cause it ain't your movie, but hey it.
Speaker 1:It's real good. It's better like if you kind of would you. It's considered a horror movie, don't you?
Speaker 4:think, yeah, it's a horror movie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it looks like it's on Showtime Hulu oh, is it shit.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna watch it again then. So it's on Hulu, okay, yeah yeah oh yeah, I'm gonna watch it again. Showtime oh, I saw Godzilla. Oh yeah, I'm going to watch it again, shutang, oh, I saw Godzilla. I keep saying Godzilla versus King Kong, but that's just like last week when I said Liam Neeson, I know the movie ain't called Godzilla versus King.
Speaker 4:Kong. It's something Kingdom right.
Speaker 1:Goddamn it, eddie, you know how to spell it. Yeah, it's like Godzilla and King Kong or whatever the new kingdom, I think yeah.
Speaker 4:I believe that's what it is, I mean, I think I'm just going to say, shout out On my way home. I might just stop by the movie theater and get me one of them giant bags of popcorn.
Speaker 1:And check it out.
Speaker 4:I just like popcorn, oh and check it out. I just like popcorn.
Speaker 1:I did, man, that's just so. Ain't nothing like fucking theater popcorn.
Speaker 4:Cause, you know?
Speaker 1:you get. You get the little popcorn bag right and they give it to you like the little medium bag.
Speaker 4:So I'm sitting there.
Speaker 1:I get my soda, I got my popcorn, I got me a hot dog. I know I'm not gonna eat all the all the popcorn, but still I mean obviously I already paid, you know, with my little popcorn rewards I ain't eat that much of it, but still, it's still just great just to have all. I'm just looking at like I should take this home with me. I was like you never take it home, that's. And then, dude, it's so much popcorn left too that I'm going to start a lot. And then, dude, it's a dude, it's so much popcorn left too that I'm gonna start bringing it home because I never eat it.
Speaker 1:Everyone knows the game with popcorn no, it's Harkins, I'm just saying because you know I got the popcorn rewards. I only eat dude, remember just one person, so I only eat just like a little bit of it. And then, because I'm not even a big popcorn eater- I just like the way it tastes.
Speaker 4:I gotta get me an extra large. I go through the first bag and then I refill it up before I leave when I first got here.
Speaker 3:I didn't know about that trick, right. So I remember taking my kids to the theater and the guy in front of me ordered extra large, got the little trays, right, Right. He straight up said, poured it out into each tray and said refill. I was like what, yeah, what? You're just going to be so blatant about it Right in front of him.
Speaker 4:And then you know mark the bag. No, but you know if the bag ain't marked, you can just take it back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think they do that no more they might. I see somebody market?
Speaker 4:I do I do? I just give them a refill.
Speaker 2:I'm right there. I said just give me my refill now, so I want to come back. They be like okay.
Speaker 1:They give me two bags.
Speaker 2:I always walk back with two bags.
Speaker 1:now, that is the number one moneymaker.
Speaker 4:It's almost $10 now. It's the popcorn that's crazy.
Speaker 1:That's the number and I remember we had a meeting about it. This was years ago, probably maybe 15 years ago, but I just know the pallets that they come in and how big the bag is and the amount of money that they make on just one big bag. Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:It probably cost what 50 cents to make that bag.
Speaker 4:Lower than that. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's just say honestly, let's just say honestly, let's just say, if the bag was $10, if it was $10, if it was $10, how much do you pay for popcorn? So I'm saying you're paying $10.
Speaker 3:You're paying $10. I'm sure they only pay, probably maybe $0.50. Yeah, they're making at least $10. Yeah, they're making.
Speaker 1:I know popcorn is the number one, the number one money maker.
Speaker 2:I buy that shit at Sam. I buy a big ass thing for like $6. Just think about it $6 is like a garbage bag full of popcorn.
Speaker 1:Oh, the raspberry ice tea. I'm a root beer guy. I'm like root beer light ice, so I have a buddy.
Speaker 4:Okay, sam, had that one bag, one that's supposed to be good for you. Who, sam Cliff?
Speaker 3:Oh, so it's like anything markup, right. So I have a buddy that's a bartender. He was just telling me on a bottle of liquor, say it's a bottle of Jack, right. He said this bottle cost us $40. It makes us $500.
Speaker 1:Isn't that crazy.
Speaker 3:Isn't that crazy For one bottle? Yeah, and I'm just saying because they calculate it on their pours.
Speaker 1:If they don't get that pour then they get reprimanded for overpouring and all that type of stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they say that bottle has to make them like between $400 and $500 for that one bottle, that's crazy, that is wild.
Speaker 4:That's why I carry my own.
Speaker 3:Crazy.
Speaker 4:Everywhere I go, you know that markup.
Speaker 1:Joe is a G about it too, Carry my own bro. I might buy one. I got my own lather.
Speaker 3:That's why you got to pre-drink.
Speaker 1:That's it Hell yeah.
Speaker 4:Pre-game.
Speaker 1:Pre-game I heard that you go in there, you get that what's your name? Or shout out to I mean he shall remain nameless, but they're going to know when they hear this story. You know, you go into the club, they got their shooters in their pocket. I don't know how they get them in there, cause you know how they kinda. Yeah, but then I mean it could be a couple places that they don't really check.
Speaker 4:Put them in a warm spot, yeah.
Speaker 1:Like I said, I didn't want to say it, but I got it. Put them in that warm spot.
Speaker 4:Yeah. Dog, you sitting up here Easy way to do it.
Speaker 1:Is put it in your girl's purse though.
Speaker 4:Dog man you start pulling out them shooters. They do not check women for shit.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting up here like Wait, this nigga done. Walked up In here With four Shooters. You buy.
Speaker 3:You buy one drink.
Speaker 1:Got the shooters. He's like oh, I'm good for the rest of the night With this. I'm like man.
Speaker 4:He said you go Like it's like, you go to Cigar, like the cigar cases, hold the one cigar.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:See, you put the one cigar, you put the one cigar in there and then you take your cigar in there and you, but the other two would be Flasks.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:You gotta do what you gotta do this shit's hot, oh yeah. You got to do what you got to do. This is high. Gaston went up 36. Especially when I like shit, I don't fucking want to try me $17 a shot. Fuck y'all man, they out there, dare mind dog.
Speaker 1:Dog, that's that good stuff too. Yeah, baby, you go to a game now.
Speaker 3:It's $10 for a beer, oh yeah. I don't even go to a game now. It's $10 for a beer, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't even go to games. I'm sitting here, I got courtside coffee table seats.
Speaker 4:You buy the ticket at the game and shit, you end up watching the jumble trying anyway. Now we stay the fuck at home.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right, you be like, wait, wait, what happened? I missed it, right.
Speaker 3:Ain't no replay. You think about the final four, right? So all those people at state farm stadium?
Speaker 1:oh sitting up in the 400 because, because listen, because how's 500, because how do they do it? They go they go sideline.
Speaker 4:They turn it side, sideline, the sideline yeah, yeah, but they got the corner right there too though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, the court, the corner, yeah, the court. But so Okay, let's just say If it's from end zone to 50.
Speaker 3:Or it could be it ain't even that big though.
Speaker 1:You think about it.
Speaker 4:They don't make it that big.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they don't even center. So my brother went last time. They didn't even center the court In the field.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no. That's what I'm saying. It's it's on is towards one end. I don't know it's towards one end. Then they put the bleachers up on the other part of the field. So that's, that's one of the, that's one of the stands.
Speaker 1:The other stands, those are the portable stands portable stands then you have the actual stadium right, you had an actual stand and that's like so, how many do they? Because I, I don't know why, I never, ever thought, but then I was like because I know, without sale, why don't they just do it like where the Suns play, or but?
Speaker 2:then right.
Speaker 1:Because they hold, because these football stadiums hold way way more. Yeah, it's money.
Speaker 3:You got an stadium that holds 60,000.
Speaker 4:It's a two-day event though, right yeah, but still. No it's not a two-day, they're just going to do the Final Four. Final Four and the championship on Monday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:So you got for the women you got Friday Friday.
Speaker 3:Sunday. I'm talking to the man, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:You buy a ticket.
Speaker 1:Saturday, monday, it's for both.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, no, it's for one. You can buy a package deal.
Speaker 4:No, no, no. When you buy the ticket, it's for both games.
Speaker 1:It's for both games yes, on Saturday.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's right, you're right.
Speaker 3:It. It seats 70,000.
Speaker 4:So it seats 70,000. How many are they?
Speaker 3:That's more than most of the basketball stadium.
Speaker 1:But how many was the capacity for the final four?
Speaker 2:That's it, 70,000.
Speaker 3:Oh, so they're putting 70,000 people in.
Speaker 1:They're putting 70,000 people in Well, never mind, they just answered my question. My brother went to the last one here and they was up in 400.
Speaker 3:He said they was watching the damn screen the entire time. Nigga that dude, Exactly.
Speaker 1:Now I'm going to tell you Listen, people love what they love. I was going to say that A lot of people like to just go to this stuff, just to be like, oh, I went to so-and-so.
Speaker 4:I was there yeah, Dude listen. I went to like I went to see Ice Cube and I couldn't tell if it was him or lookalike.
Speaker 2:The women's Final Four has a seating capacity of 19,432.
Speaker 1:Because see, they're just playing in Gund arena.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're playing at Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse.
Speaker 1:Oh see, yeah, the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse. I think that's Cleveland State, remember that's new. I think Wait, wait, yeah, no, because Wait, remember that's new. I think wait, wait or yeah, no, cause wait the Cavs the.
Speaker 3:Cavs was called Quicken Loans so they're not even playing in the arena.
Speaker 1:I think they might be playing at Cleveland State.
Speaker 2:Damn now home of Cleveland Cavaliers, which has a capacity of 19 oh, it's called Rocket, see.
Speaker 1:You see how long I've been gone. Oh, rocket Mortgage yeah.
Speaker 3:See, you see how long I've been gone. Oh, rocket.
Speaker 1:Mortgage yeah, oh yeah, that used to be Quick and Long. Oh, quick and Long. Oh, okay, okay, okay, so it's called Rocket Mortgage.
Speaker 2:Fieldhouse now Yep, yes sir, no well Home of the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Speaker 1:First off, it used to be the Coliseum which was. I got to see Muhammad Ali fight thanks to my pops Right, I was a little kid but and I also saw Michael Doakes. He was from Akron, Ohio. He lost. I think Jerry Kosea Got knocked out it was on HBO, I think too. I saw him fight at the Coliseum. I saw Julia Serving Michael Jordan. Obviously Did I ever I saw Julia serving Michael Jordan. Obviously did I ever see Larry Bird. I don't think I ever saw Larry Bird. Wait, I think Reggie Miller, ron Harper, obviously because he played for Cleveland, but then they moved to Gondarina and that's I think we saw AI they already sold out for the women's yeah.
Speaker 1:Wait, did y'all hear how?
Speaker 3:many people Rated highest ever.
Speaker 1:Was it 12 million? 12.3. 12.3 million yeah, that was an elite eight game.
Speaker 4:Watch the LSU game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lsu, I was 12 million. Okay, now I do have a question. Did anybody hear the comments or whatever by is it? I don't want to get the young ladies' names. Is their name Angel?
Speaker 4:Angela or Angel Angel Angel. Okay.
Speaker 1:Did y'all hear, like the comments, like after, Like, I mean, I haven't heard all of it.
Speaker 4:I think I heard part of it. They shouldn't have never went out and did an interview no, that's, I said the same thing.
Speaker 1:What did she say? They should have let her calm down first yeah, what did she say?
Speaker 3:I mean she kind of she just broke down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean that's but yeah you know, that's what they want the black woman to do though, but here's my thing too. She's 21, though, yeah, I know man, hey, hey, Kid.
Speaker 1:Here's my thing. You got to know that's a big-time sport. That's a big-time sport.
Speaker 4:Well, the thing was People hey, that's.
Speaker 3:I mean especially now.
Speaker 1:they want clicks, they want.
Speaker 3:Shield got nothing to hang her head on, in my opinion, because they won it last year so she can go off as a champion now Kaitlyn Clark granted, yes, she's considered the best, and all that type of stuff, she still ain't won a championship.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she still got to win. She still got to win it. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4:She still got to Keep my fingers crossed, hope my nigga bitches wear them out.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, you already know.
Speaker 2:Listen, I'm going to tell you this though I love them, man, you kind of going to put it on them.
Speaker 1:Play some defense on her. Play defense and make her play defense. And y'all know, if this chick can shoot from 30 feet, nigga, guard her at 50 feet. Exactly, get her at 50 feet.
Speaker 4:You make her play both ends. You make her play both ends, but still you but the thing is.
Speaker 1:here's the thing Some of them shots that she's making is shots that she normally makes. She normally makes.
Speaker 4:but you got to make her come in a little bit Because it's kind of and I'm just saying it's just kind of hard to make them. When you shoot a lot from deep it's kind of hard to make them close shots.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it is, it is my, it is my game plan.
Speaker 4:No, it is, my guard is fucking to make a close shot If I'm South Carolina playing Iowa.
Speaker 3:I'll let her shoot all she want.
Speaker 1:But no, let's go with UConn. Uconn is blank. Uconn plays Iowa.
Speaker 3:Yeah, let her shoot all she want, guard everybody else. Hey, because think about it.
Speaker 1:Gino, hey, gino going to have something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 1:Geno, geno going to have something 30 straight years.
Speaker 3:they made the Sweet 16? Right.
Speaker 1:Listen. How is that possible, 30 straight years?
Speaker 2:That says something about the coaching.
Speaker 1:They've gone to the Sweet 16.
Speaker 4:They've had talent, that's right 30 straight years they had probably one of the number one recruiting clients, except for the last five years.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's still fantastic, they still had ranked two or three. Dude.
Speaker 4:This dude had when you think about it, he didn't have those five injuries.
Speaker 1:That's why, listen, he has five girls out and he's in the final four, yeah, man.
Speaker 4:They five ballers too. Yeah, they five ballers. Yeah, paige can ball her ass off. Yeah, she can but, you had those other girls. Az Fudd can ball her ass off yeah, but I'm just yeah.
Speaker 1:But now, paige was out last year, az Fudd is out and man, I was over there looking at they bench you like goodness, like they all, they all in street clothes just over there, chilling you like Goodness, like they're all in street clothes Just over there, chilling you like man. Now just think the difference it would make if they were in the game. Right, man, that's a, it's going to be interesting.
Speaker 4:I've watched more women in college basketball in the last couple years than I've watched in a long time.
Speaker 1:Listen, I was telling, listen, hey, I was telling him One because you're kind of a horn dog, but two.
Speaker 4:Oh, I always watch Two is is that?
Speaker 1:I've watched like for years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I always watch the girls.
Speaker 1:Remember, I told you, even I told you I go back with, I tell you, I go back as far as Louisiana Tech. Remember when Louisiana Tech was wearing they weren't even wearing tank tops, they were wearing almost like softball jerseys out there playing basketball. I go way back to that and I remember when Charlotte Smith and Marion Jones when they won. I go way back to remember when Charlotte Smith and Marion Jones when they won. I'll go way back to probably late 80s Actually, even when Cheryl Miller, I like Shemika Hosecloth. She was nice.
Speaker 4:She's not the easiest person.
Speaker 1:That's my girl, right there.
Speaker 3:Candice Parker she's still relatively Is she still playing?
Speaker 1:I don't know, I think she is.
Speaker 3:Is she Candice Parker? Because I know she played for Chicago.
Speaker 1:Once she played for Las.
Speaker 4:Vegas. She plays for Vegas, damn. But hey, she wasn't on the, she didn't play in the championship. She didn't play in the championship, no All right in the championship.
Speaker 1:He didn't play in the championship. No, All right. Who's going to see the Indiana Fever when they come?
Speaker 3:play the Suns no the.
Speaker 1:Mercury. I was going to say the LA Sparks. Hey, shout out to my homegirl from Ohio that played for the LA Sparks. What's her name? Joe, oh, zia, zia Cook, zaya Cook, zaya Cook, yeah, I like her. And shout out to Brie Hall for South Carolina, number 23. She's from Ohio. You know every episode I got to talk about somebody from Ohio.
Speaker 3:Shout out to Brie Hall. All right, o-h. I know we talked about it briefly last week, but what y'all think about you know Kaitlyn Clark potentially playing in the big three? She can't do it, in my opinion.
Speaker 4:She don't need that fine meeting, she making nothing. No, I agree.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no, yeah, oh, but you mean just playing, oh yeah oh yeah, no, yeah, oh, but you mean just playing.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, nah, she can't do it. Nah, because you can't, because you almost have to add you female on each team.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can only guard each other and you, you can't, you can't run like you can get transition and dude, you're gonna really really have to shoot because they do, because they got nba.
Speaker 3:It's nba three, it's nba three okay but I think ice cube only did it for clickbait Because he knows she can't. Oh yeah, that she's not, yeah, she can't physically play.
Speaker 1:I remember hearing a few cats on a couple other podcasts. I was like man, she wouldn't even. Yeah, I mean, she would score.
Speaker 3:She going. I mean, do they let her shoot? And as soon as someone lets her to shoot, and score now they're going to clamp down on her and they're just going to body her right.
Speaker 1:See, that's the thing. And then she's got to play defense. She can't do it, they're going to get all.
Speaker 4:I ain't going to say that now, man, motherfucking, shoot. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what I said. No, she a scorer. That's what I said. Kill the WNBA dog. She's going to kill them girls.
Speaker 1:You think?
Speaker 4:I can't. They don't hold Jeez.
Speaker 1:Dog. They do need to start letting them. They don't fucking hold it dirty. They do have to start letting the young girls play, man, like I was just talking about Zia Cook man, come on, man, let that girl play. The time she played she played 14 minutes, had like 15 points. Let her cook. Yeah, let her cook, so I can watch her. Damn it.
Speaker 4:Fucking Diana Tarasha's on crutches Out in that month.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm surprised she's still playing.
Speaker 4:She gotta wear Heelys.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna fucking.
Speaker 4:Roll down the corner? Hey, but y'all.
Speaker 1:Always insult people that live here. Man. Hey, diana, that is not us. I do not want you To beat me up, oh shit.
Speaker 3:Come on, man, that was nice though oh, hell, yeah, it's like, it's like.
Speaker 1:So now, do you think which name was better than the dinah tarassi? Uh, caitlyn clark? No, no, that's it. See, that's what I'm saying is more skilled that. Oh, listen, this chick okay, when is that?
Speaker 4:probably came out of college? Like what? 15 years ago, no. When did she came out of college? Like what? 15 years ago, no. When did she come out of college? What year was that?
Speaker 3:I'm going to have to fact check.
Speaker 4:Go ahead Fact check that I want to know. Go ahead, do it for me. I'm going to show you some shit Do it.
Speaker 1:Do it, roger, do it. Hey, that was the jam, wasn't it? Yeah, can I.
Speaker 4:That was the jam, wasn't it yeah, I can't leave your hand. Hell yeah, that was my jam.
Speaker 3:In the gym. Man, oh God, man. So Diana Taurasi is 41 years old.
Speaker 4:When did she come out of college?
Speaker 1:When did she come out of college?
Speaker 2:When was that 99, 2000? I know, wait, no. I thought, I was living out here.
Speaker 1:I was already living here when she started playing for the Mercury.
Speaker 2:Somewhere around there, I know their practice facility.
Speaker 1:look nice, hey, that's a brand new phone too. Him and Steve.
Speaker 3:That damn phone. They got the latest phone. I got to get the Wikipedia.
Speaker 4:Why you don't need Wikipedia. Just type in and win the bitch command card 2004.
Speaker 1:First overall draft 2004. Yeah, okay, so that's what I thought, because I know I was living here, mm-hmm 2004.
Speaker 3:Okay, what's your point? It's time to retire, oh okay, yeah, nah, yeah, she do need to retire.
Speaker 2:If your ass got to get in the ice bath every day.
Speaker 4:You need to retire.
Speaker 3:Because, sue Bird, she finally retired this year. I'm trying to think who else I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 1:I thought it was a couple chicks, if I'm not mistaken, that was playing when I came out of college. I came out in 95, 96.
Speaker 4:Lisa Leslie, lisa Leslie. I thought about like A couple years ago that motherfucker, hey, don't even bring them up. Like they told me, nigga, y'all was hired in the 1900s. Oh, my goodness, you know, you're as old. You're not hired in the 1900s. If you think about it, nigga, you're hired in the. You started playing WNBA In the 1900. It You're higher than you started playing WNBA in the 1900s. Your ass old, you'd sit out somewhere.
Speaker 1:That is true.
Speaker 4:Sit out somewhere and gain weight like the rest of them.
Speaker 1:So who's the oldest player? Is it Donny Taurasi? I'm looking right now.
Speaker 3:I'm 39 years old. Sue Bird was the oldest, now it's Cynthia Fowles. I know it's Cynthia Fowles.
Speaker 1:I know the average.
Speaker 3:Sylvia Fowles.
Speaker 1:The average age of the WNBA is older than the NBA. The NBA okay.
Speaker 3:Diana Taurasi's the oldest.
Speaker 1:At 39?.
Speaker 3:At 41.
Speaker 1:Oh, she's 41?.
Speaker 3:Okay, 20th season. This will be her 20th season, this will be okay, you know?
Speaker 4:hey, she should have used some Balco hey, that was a good story.
Speaker 1:Did you watch that on Netflix? No, I didn't what's that? The Balco, balco story yeah, balco yeah, would you remember, with Barry Bonds? And yeah, it was good, it's a documentary.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what's good. It's talking about Ben.
Speaker 1:Johnson and the Balco story was good.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man, I'm going to tell you I almost got missed that Watching the Mugsy Bowls one of them oh, on Netflix, I almost got missed Watching the Mugsy Bowls, oh on. It's on Netflix.
Speaker 1:It's on YouTube. Oh, it's on YouTube. Mugsy Bowls Okay.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Where's he from?
Speaker 4:Where the?
Speaker 3:hell, dunbar High.
Speaker 4:School is at Dunbar High School.
Speaker 1:That's where he went Shit. I know we had. Well, we had a Dunbar and Dayton. I know he's not from. Where the hell the hell is he from? Have? No, we had. Well, we had a Dunbar and Dayton. I know he's not from.
Speaker 4:Oh, where the hell is he from?
Speaker 1:Have you picked Spader Newton Baltimore.
Speaker 4:Maryland, maryland, isn't it? Maryland, because he know him, and Reggie Williams, and a boy from the Celtics.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 4:They was all on the same team.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay. So yeah, he's from.
Speaker 4:And.
Speaker 1:David Wingate.
Speaker 4:They was all on the same team Real quick.
Speaker 1:Remember, David Wingate went to Georgetown, didn't?
Speaker 4:he.
Speaker 1:It was Muggie Holmes.
Speaker 4:Who was David Wingate? It was nice. Reggie Williams, who the fuck?
Speaker 1:playing with. I'm starting wearing a great t-shirt.
Speaker 4:He played with Boston Shoot real good.
Speaker 3:Real.
Speaker 4:Ray Allen. No, boston man, old Boston Brother, he's a brother.
Speaker 1:Oh, dennis Johnson, Lewis, lewis, lewis. Oh, reggie Lewis, reggie Lewis.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, and David Wingate, they all, and then they had somebody else. That was a starting five, nigga Dunbar High School. They all went to the pros. That's what I'm saying after the first round.
Speaker 2:Duh Paul Lawrence Dunbar.
Speaker 1:Paul Lawrence, baltimore, maryland, baltimore, yeah, be more 87, first round pick. The Wire. Who watched? You know what I need to watch? I have never, like, I've seen the Wire, but I've never watched. It's like from start to finish. Start to finish. No, it's a great watch. I'm going to tell you why, though I think especially probably at the time.
Speaker 2:I was like nigga. I grew up In the United Faith Christian.
Speaker 1:Academy they had a typically I mean not exactly in the wire meaning Baltimore, but Baltimore Akron.
Speaker 4:They said that wire was kind of accurate about Baltimore, youngstown, huh, they said the wire was kinda accurate About Baltimore, youngstown Ha.
Speaker 2:They said the wire was pretty accurate, pretty accurate About Baltimore.
Speaker 3:Yeah, corruption and everything. Yeah, yeah, probably one of the greatest shows ever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know it's good. I seen it. I don't know Chris was on it. Heavy.
Speaker 4:That's good. That didn't fucking. What's the prison show Oz?
Speaker 1:Oz, yeah, oz. What's the?
Speaker 4:prison show Oz, oz, yeah, oz, that shit was fucked up, but it was good though.
Speaker 1:Did you watch Oz? I never watched it, man, they was injecting motherfuckers with AIDS and shit. Didn't they have little rape scenes in there and stuff?
Speaker 4:Man.
Speaker 1:Man, they had all kinds of shit in there. Yeah, I watched one thing. That thing was so tough to watch, man I was like oh, I was like I liked us well, I guess that's it for us.
Speaker 2:We'll see y'all next time next week, baby peace.