Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Rap Rhythms and Resale Revelations in Today's World
Ever found yourself laughing and shaking your head at the absurdity of life, all while strolling down memory lane? That's exactly what we're serving up in our latest episode. Joined by our guest, we chew over the Patrick Beverly ESPN kerfuffle with the no-filter hot takes you expect from us. We're also slicing through the dense thicket of network responses to social movements, dissecting how these big players maneuver their talent like chess pieces on a board. And let's not forget the rap intro—that's right, we might just have a fresh beat to kick things off, but don't worry, we're keeping the AI strictly for the jokes...for now.
Remember those days of bike rim basketball hoops and the tangy taste of baking soda toothpaste? We're reliving the inventive days of youth sports and the 'hood culinary skills that turned Spam and Vienna sausages into gourmet feasts. Our guest pitches in with tales of how high-rolling thrifters are changing the game and the financial leap lap dances have made since back in the day. Plus, we're balancing the scales with some heart-to-hearts about country romances and why a Geo Prism might just be the unsung hero of the auto world.
As we bring this rollercoaster of an episode to a close, we're not shying away from the big questions—like how AI is stirring up the creative pot in education or the authenticity of those viral videos. Whether you're nodding along to our streaming recs or questioning the quality of Planned Parenthood's condoms (yep, we go there), you'll be in for a mix of hard truths and hearty chuckles. So, slide on those headphones and join us for a ride through the twists and turns of life's ludicrous, yet utterly relatable, moments.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever found yourself laughing and shaking your head at the absurdity of life, all while strolling down memory lane? That's exactly what we're serving up in our latest episode. Joined by our guest, we chew over the Patrick Beverly ESPN kerfuffle with the no-filter hot takes you expect from us. We're also slicing through the dense thicket of network responses to social movements, dissecting how these big players maneuver their talent like chess pieces on a board. And let's not forget the rap intro—that's right, we might just have a fresh beat to kick things off, but don't worry, we're keeping the AI strictly for the jokes...for now.
Remember those days of bike rim basketball hoops and the tangy taste of baking soda toothpaste? We're reliving the inventive days of youth sports and the 'hood culinary skills that turned Spam and Vienna sausages into gourmet feasts. Our guest pitches in with tales of how high-rolling thrifters are changing the game and the financial leap lap dances have made since back in the day. Plus, we're balancing the scales with some heart-to-hearts about country romances and why a Geo Prism might just be the unsung hero of the auto world.
As we bring this rollercoaster of an episode to a close, we're not shying away from the big questions—like how AI is stirring up the creative pot in education or the authenticity of those viral videos. Whether you're nodding along to our streaming recs or questioning the quality of Planned Parenthood's condoms (yep, we go there), you'll be in for a mix of hard truths and hearty chuckles. So, slide on those headphones and join us for a ride through the twists and turns of life's ludicrous, yet utterly relatable, moments.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 3:Now look at that. You see that we hot Joe.
Speaker 1:See, that's the best mic right out there.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you hear it. Yeah, turn me up in my headphones, check, check.
Speaker 3:And we got to have AI do us a rap intro.
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Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to pay for it I got that shit, it was free.
Speaker 3:It was free for a couple. Hey, tell them, make us a rap song for Nobody's Talking Podcast.
Speaker 4:Intro and outro.
Speaker 5:Make a rap song for Nobody's Talking. Podcast Intro and outro.
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Speaker 1:Amen.
Speaker 3:And not Allen Iverson, but shout out to Allen Iverson, oh shit.
Speaker 5:Gave us a verse already.
Speaker 4:Did it what? Uh-oh, hold on, let's get these intros in, let's get them on.
Speaker 3:Hold on, let's see what he said. Hold on, we got a verse you want to send it to me. I can play it.
Speaker 5:What voice you going to be in. I don't know. It's going to be in my voice Tupac, uh-oh.
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Speaker 5:Yo, welcome to the show where nobody's holding back. We dive deep into topics, no matter how abstract Politics to pop culture. We keep it real. No scripts, no filters.
Speaker 2:Just a raw deal. Superman is in this building. We like.
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Speaker 3:Hey, I tell you what boy we got to rehearse that we got to.
Speaker 5:I'm going to send this out to the group.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, we got to practice y'all.
Speaker 3:Man, I'm just going to stick to my LL Cool Jack. No rapper can rap like that Hello folks, no rapper can rap.
Speaker 1:Hello folks, that was funky.
Speaker 3:I like that. I am your host With Not the Most Bosco, and I'm here with my three favorite friends. The co-host.
Speaker 4:To his left you know who it is, it's Sherrod. And to my left.
Speaker 1:One and only baby Alabama Joe, Alabama Joe is in the building.
Speaker 3:That's right. That's why I hit that.
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Speaker 4:Those are lasers coming out of his eyes, folks. Oh my goodness, shooting lasers, shooting lasers.
Speaker 3:I don't know why y'all listen to us but Spitting hot fire.
Speaker 1:We appreciate it, we do it. Good, baby, nobody do it like we can.
Speaker 3:Hey, who saw Patrick Beverly hit that lady man? I ain't even watch it. I just heard it. I heard about it. I'm not gonna watch it. You see, espn banned him. Oh, did they Banned him? Was she from ESPN or they just banned him?
Speaker 1:just in general, I think she was from ESPN. Okay, where'd he hit her from?
Speaker 3:She had to say something. He was just, he was mad, yeah, and he just a random lady and with a ball. I threw a ball. Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know what the actual lady.
Speaker 4:Oh, he threw the ball, yeah, so no, he threw a ball in the stands and hit some people. But then I think the lady with ESPN, he just kind of oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:The lady asked, or something he was like do you subscribe to my podcast? He said could you step out the circle please?
Speaker 4:So ESPN banned him from future shows.
Speaker 3:Y'all know we don't fact check who gives a shit, we just know like here's a.
Speaker 1:ESPN. And then oh, here we go, man, fuck ESPN. Why, oh Lord, what ESPN do?
Speaker 2:You don't see what they're doing.
Speaker 3:Espn listen man please.
Speaker 1:I'm going to let you know right now, man, please.
Speaker 3:I know we all got our own thoughts.
Speaker 1:They got their old cats on there and they brought a number of chicks on there.
Speaker 4:now that's why I like looking at it. I ain't really complaining, that's why I like looking at it. Yeah, the thing, is it's.
Speaker 1:It's like they sit there and went with this Me Too movement.
Speaker 5:They're shifting the mindset and all that shit.
Speaker 1:And now they want to like throw women out there and sexism and shit.
Speaker 5:Shifting the mindset.
Speaker 3:You say they out there looking sexy, they out there looking good, it's kind of hypocritical.
Speaker 1:If you ask me hey, sex sells, that's what we want to see. Well, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2:They was all against it Now.
Speaker 1:They with it Right, exactly you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:I know what he's saying. You know what he's saying. Hey, fuck all that?
Speaker 1:Fuck that motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Say it with your chest, that's Alabama.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you what, though I don't know what her name is, but that motherfucker that went to Tennessee. You know what I'm talking about. Shit, that motherfucker, look good.
Speaker 3:Oh, andrea Carter. Yeah, yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker look good there. Yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 4:I heard TNT might be losing the NBA. Who cares?
Speaker 1:I like this. Tony, I don't watch it till the playoffs anyway, no, I just like watching Kenny Then you can't watch it to the playoffs anyway.
Speaker 4:No, I just like watching Kenny. Then you can't watch Hell's Shaq and Chuck's talk.
Speaker 2:Well, but the thing is, you can't.
Speaker 1:I mean you got to be like everybody can't get TNT anyway.
Speaker 4:Everybody can't get everything. Everybody can't get ESPN. They should put the shit back on local TV.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do agree with that, I agree.
Speaker 3:That's some bullshit.
Speaker 4:I do agree with that. That's some bullshit. I do agree with that. The NBA is not going to make any money if they do that, they sell this licensing. Okay, how do Young and Wrestling make money? Young and Wrestling I've been the longest running motherfucking TV show ever.
Speaker 1:How the hell.
Speaker 2:They don't make money and that shit's free.
Speaker 1:Okay, name one show that's been on the air longer than Younger the Wrestler.
Speaker 5:Simpsons. You can't Name one. Nope Younger the Wrestler was well before the Simpsons.
Speaker 1:Name one. How long has Younger the Wrestler been on since?
Speaker 5:my grandma, I bought the Google Google that shit Sim.
Speaker 1:The rest is generational Shit.
Speaker 3:Hey, listen, you know.
Speaker 1:That's why we know your mama's mama's mama's mama watched that shit.
Speaker 3:Ain't that the truth? Hey, no, that is true, that is true, that is true.
Speaker 1:And they won't die. Vic could be a chancellor, motherfucker, still alive.
Speaker 3:Hey, he said, there ain't no lie, joe Louis was a bad motherfucker.
Speaker 5:He telling you the truth.
Speaker 1:He telling you the truth, oh yeah, I put it this way.
Speaker 3:When did it start this? How long it's been on?
Speaker 1:It's been on so long Listen I know they didn't even have Pampers.
Speaker 3:I remember Victor.
Speaker 1:Newman, pampers wasn't even invented when you were a little kid. You had to wash the diapers out. Yeah, yeah, think about that shit.
Speaker 3:And then look how long Victor Newman been on there. Hey y'all, we giving y'all Our soap opera. Talk, think about that shit.
Speaker 1:Talking about.
Speaker 3:Long running TV shows.
Speaker 1:Alright, hold on. I'm fact checking they probably on 800 episodes, right now, oh they, they got it I want Current 3000 Current what?
Speaker 3:Current shows no. First off, Just look up Days of our, I mean look up Young and the Wrestling.
Speaker 1:What episode.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Young and the.
Speaker 1:Wrestling what episode down?
Speaker 3:No, or just look when did it start? When did Young and the Wrestling start Hold?
Speaker 1:on. That motherfucker gonna be in a thousand episode. Nah, motherfucker, be celebrating their 100th Motherfucker on they fucking 12th decade. Your phone don't even go back that far.
Speaker 5:Victoria didn't turn into her grandma already.
Speaker 3:Oh from Young and the Restless.
Speaker 1:Oh, she should be a great grandma, your phone didn't go back that far. Hey, listen.
Speaker 5:Siri says I don't know what the fuck you talking about. That's been way too. That was way before me.
Speaker 1:Oh no, you can't ask Siri, that man, yeah, siri won 1973 50 seasons.
Speaker 5:Dog.
Speaker 3:Guy Light was longer Is Guy Light on right now Hell no.
Speaker 1:No, Guy, Light went off the air when I was a kid bro.
Speaker 4:No, it said 57 seasons of Guy Light. Guy Light went off the air when I was a kid, bro. No, it's at 57 Seasons with Guy and the Night. Guy and the Night went off the air.
Speaker 3:So it's not on air right now, is it, guy?
Speaker 1:and the Night went off the air when I was a goddamn kid. I'm looking right now.
Speaker 5:I remember all the motherfuckers. That shit had a lot of Bs.
Speaker 1:Watching all them motherfuckers, I could have sworn it.
Speaker 3:How IMDB give Younger Than Wrestlers 5.3 out of 10?. You can't rate the stories, man. It got to be a 10 out of 10.
Speaker 4:50 seasons. Okay, so that's still.
Speaker 5:They got 51 episodes right now, as of May 2nd 2024.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it does say TV series 1973. Damn Good Lord, have mercy. And this dude said the Simpsons. I remember when the Simpsons came on.
Speaker 4:I told you, me too, I was an adult. Simpsons is 34 seasons Is the Bold and. Beautiful still on.
Speaker 3:Now Bold and Beautiful. That was new too. That was like a newer show.
Speaker 2:That was a newer one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, listen, but see you got to understand like okay.
Speaker 3:Tell them Joe.
Speaker 1:Let's talk about seasons, right? You see, young wrestlers, technically they really didn't have seasons. Yeah, they don't have seasons Because it never went off the air Right and Victor.
Speaker 2:Newman, it was still.
Speaker 1:Victor.
Speaker 3:Newman, and it was every fucking day.
Speaker 1:Every day, monday through Friday, all year round. They didn't do all 52 weeks, though. Shit Hell, they didn't, do you remember them?
Speaker 3:Hey look, i'ma tell you what this say, and I remember.
Speaker 1:Hey, I remember when they say no, hey, today's Victoria Is played by Glenn.
Speaker 2:No hey.
Speaker 1:You remember those days.
Speaker 3:Listen, that motherfucker Took a sick day Yup, yup, yeah. Hey, listen, he is telling the truth, because I'm sitting up here looking at it and it says the very next episode. It still just says season one. So he's right about the seasons.
Speaker 1:Technically they don't have a season. Hey, it's season one.
Speaker 3:Season one, episode 2063. Episode 12,863. How many episodes Victor Newman been on Episode 2063.?
Speaker 2:Episode 12,863.
Speaker 3:God yeah.
Speaker 4:How many episodes Victor Newman been on Episode?
Speaker 1:12,800. I think he just died or retired one or two, I don't know. I can't remember.
Speaker 3:No, victor Newman is still on there. Oh, my goodness, because I was flicking through the TV one time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what was on there yesterday? It was on there yesterday, yeah.
Speaker 3:Listen. I was flicking through the TV one time. Yeah, was it on there yesterday. It was on there yesterday. Yeah, listen.
Speaker 1:I was flicking through the TV and I was like, oh, victor Newman is still on the stories that motherfucker used to call in sick and they just put somebody else in their place. I don't think they ever replaced him you can't replace Victor Newman, you just reduce him. No, I know, they just wouldn't show his parts until like Friday as he got older cause as he when it first or they would have somebody no on Monday, tuesday, wednesday look Monday Wednesday.
Speaker 3:Friday. It'd be just like this. Let's say he took a sick day. Yeah, you come in and talk to Victor this is just how I was Remember. They walk into the office and he's standing right behind the desk like this. So you know you can't see his face yeah. So he's just like this, but you talking to me. Oh Alabama Jets See. I know they wouldn't know. No, no they would never show his face, so it was probably his stand in.
Speaker 1:But or they, or they, or they wouldn't show his storyline that day, or or for a couple days.
Speaker 2:They all had different storylines.
Speaker 3:They was gonna have sex on the stories I was like I remember they used to Go in the room Boy.
Speaker 1:I remember one time when Victor Young. Fucking he unzipped that dress. All the way down to the butt top.
Speaker 2:He went in the room and the shit went off hey.
Speaker 3:I told you.
Speaker 1:Boy man shit. I think my candy got hard, yeah, no listen.
Speaker 3:Hey, remember the stuff that used to excite you. Yeah, you'd be like oh, willis, kissed.
Speaker 1:Charlene, yeah, that shit used to. Yeah, You'd wake and then you'd see. See them next week. They land in the bed and shit Dog.
Speaker 3:He got that ass. That used to be exciting, right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you sit up there and show that you had imagination then Now ain't no imagination. You've seen it all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's too much.
Speaker 1:Well, first off, some of them, they just showing you everything Growing up you can't sit up there and look like damn Growing up in this day and era. I bet she got some big titties.
Speaker 3:Well, you can tell, but I bet you know.
Speaker 2:She got some big eyebrows.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she got them chocolate chips. I'm just saying there's nothing sexually.
Speaker 1:They look like chips, ahoy. That can surprise you, right now?
Speaker 5:Oh no, hersey kisses, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying, if you think about it, there's nothing sexual that can surprise you right now. Nothing, that's true.
Speaker 4:Absolutely nothing. Like I said, I need to get, I bullshit you now.
Speaker 5:P Diddy and Meek Mill. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:I cannot unhear that. That wouldn't surprise you. Hey, that was.
Speaker 5:Everybody was surprised.
Speaker 3:That was AI, though that was A, though.
Speaker 5:That shit was funny as fuck.
Speaker 3:That's.
Speaker 5:AI right, I was just like man get the fuck out of here, but those rumors been out there though.
Speaker 1:Hey, please tell me that's AI. Those rumors been out there. They been out, my favorite thing.
Speaker 3:I heard that by mistake and now I cannot Unhear it.
Speaker 1:I remember telling Bosco about one of his Favorite models that rooted somebody.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's my dude man. Oh damn Years ago.
Speaker 5:Oh damn.
Speaker 3:And I got it from his cousin.
Speaker 1:That's my dude man, the dude cousin told me.
Speaker 3:We ain't going to be salacious here hey, we didn't already. Obviously we're not going to get picked up by ESPN. No, because Joe just killed that. Thanks Joe.
Speaker 4:So now we ain't going to be, we ain't going to get invited to the Met Gala or the Espy's Runway to.
Speaker 3:Hope or anything like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we sure ain't going to get invited to the LGBT thing either.
Speaker 5:The Gay Parade. Q Q R ain't gonna get invited to the lgbt thing, either the gay parade, q r and q theq a and oh, don't forget, I'm a motherfucking g and
Speaker 3:the motherfucking g's don't forget the g's man y'all wild, boy man Y'all wild, oh shit.
Speaker 4:Damn it Bama Joe.
Speaker 1:Tell it like it is. God damn it, amy.
Speaker 3:Say it with your chest, joe.
Speaker 2:I didn't come to paint what the fuck's wrong with you I didn't come to paint man.
Speaker 1:I've been drinking moonshine All morning, oh lord.
Speaker 5:Oh yes, I started like 8 o'clock this morning I started off lit 8 o'clock, yep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so today is Friday for you, yeah, today is Saturday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, so okay, yeah today is Saturday for him.
Speaker 1:For me it's Saturday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, shit.
Speaker 1:L. You didn't bring me nothing to drink. You can't handle that I couldn't do that to you.
Speaker 5:Moonshine. You on your bike too, nigga you gonna. I'll be popping whoopies for real. Steve, where you at, I don't know where the fuck you went.
Speaker 1:Oh my it happened to sound like that little toy you used to pull it straight. Oh yes, I used to love it, that motherfucker Sitting there spinning in a circle. Evil Knievel right, don't let him roll over you had the pump one, you had the pump one, you had the. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:They did have it. Jump on it. Hell yeah, you know, we told that motherfucker About the three pumps. We gonna jump on that motherfucker. Try to make it go farther. It was done. Y'all always tearing up shit. That's why I don't buy you nothing, man.
Speaker 1:That shit my mama used to buy us. She buy us the best basketball you can find, the cheapest gold you can find. See, man, we had a nice ass basketball you can play that Spare no expense. We didn't get none of that. And get the cheapest goddamn gold you can find. You're shooting that motherfucker three times. It broke. You had to get up there and weld that motherfucker back together.
Speaker 5:Damn. He taught you carpentry skills. You had to learn welding.
Speaker 1:And if you wanted to play in it, yep, and if you wanted to play in it, or what you used to do, you used to take a piece of board and prop it up in there and nail it up. Oh no.
Speaker 5:Right Yep.
Speaker 1:That too, man Shit. I remember the goddamn bicycle tire Shit. That's why we got good you shooting that 20-inch rim.
Speaker 3:Oh man, Take the spokes out of it.
Speaker 4:Put your nails in that motherfucker, that was switched, Nicky.
Speaker 5:I was the first one in my neighborhood to put a motherfucker. You know the net. I put the net up from like the naval oranges from California. I just lined the rim with it so it had a net. Everybody's like man, how you think of that. I was like man.
Speaker 3:I got creativity. Hey, Steve, I saw a long time ago his innovation.
Speaker 1:I'm like hey, you should have patented that shit.
Speaker 3:I know right, he's still getting paid. Every net bought this cat like man.
Speaker 1:Just like we should have patented breakaway. I know, right Damn See that goddamn bicycle rim would fold over, and then you had to put more nails in that bitch Damn yeah. Big ass get some number three nails.
Speaker 3:You know that is crazy, because you done played on milk cartons, bicycle rims, obviously regular. Yeah, hey, you didn't even sit up here and play when y'all played one-on-one and one of your boys was the hoop. You know they just had to sit there, what they are, and when they ain't like the nigga, the nigga go to shoot, they move it, you go to shoot them, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:They be like man come on stop.
Speaker 1:And then you just go dunk on them. No, but like we used to go play other neighborhoods and shit On the right side motherfucking out of bounds be like fucking 20 feet oh dog On the other side out of bounds be like eight.
Speaker 3:Hey dog, we need to be playing. It was like the driveway.
Speaker 1:They ain't put the motherfucker in the middle. Hell yeah, I remember we went to one neighborhood and played. They didn't put the motherfucker in the middle. Hell yeah, I mean. We went to one neighborhood and played. They had stumps and shit on the court so you had to dribble. You had to dribble that motherfucker Boy. You know you hit that stump. It's going to go away. So, you'd be hitting them tree roots and shit and you had to dribble through them tree roots Shit bro, we got good at that shit.
Speaker 1:That builds character man and I fell on one of them, down tree roots and busted my knee up. I was crying. My brother threw some dirt on that. Shit Boy, it'll be all right. Packed that shit full of dirt.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hell yeah, went back to playing Like they said there was no crying in baseball.
Speaker 1:Went back to work. Got home, man, there was a scab on it.
Speaker 2:Already I booze, and now I'm serious.
Speaker 3:He won the ring, he won the fast healers.
Speaker 1:It's remarkable how you used to heal back in the day when you was a kid. You think about that shit.
Speaker 3:You used to get cut and you go to sleep and wake up the next morning and motherfucking damn near gone. Oh, that shit take forever now.
Speaker 1:Now you're. I got cut, took three weeks, even get a scab on it.
Speaker 5:Hey, you be like damn Like what my knee was for. I need some help.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:About three months later, you just now, at 100%. I used to hate them scabs too man, you know you used to pick them scabs. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Man, my brother stepped on the nail. The motherfucker put some goddamn honey and turpentine and salt meat and a penny and wrap that shit up around his foot.
Speaker 3:Hey, this cat is coming up with all the country remedies.
Speaker 1:I was just you know salt meat and a penny and shit, and let him walk around in that shit. Next thing, you know, hey took that shit off a couple days later Done, done. But I understand what they were doing though, because it didn't really bleed.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 1:So you had to have something to draw the we would say poison out of that from the nail.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Because if you get stuck and you don't bleed, whatever's in there is going to stay in there.
Speaker 1:You said wait, repeat that. He stepped on the nail and when he pulled his foot off of it it didn't really bleed, so the infection excuse me, to keep it from getting infection they put the salt pork on there to actually the salt actually would draw the infection out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's that home remedy right there.
Speaker 1:I get it, I get it. And they had all kinds of rooms but they used to be lined on. Motherfuckers Got bit by a rattlesnake, killed a chicken. Put the chicken on it. Man, nobody gonna waste no goddamn chicken On a rattlesnake bite. What the fuck's wrong with you?
Speaker 5:You just gonna let it die. Get to the hospital, yeah.
Speaker 4:No, you gotta cut it. Cut out the rattlesnake bite Right no you got to cut it.
Speaker 2:Cut out the rattlesnake bite right, you got to cut above it.
Speaker 1:Let it bleed out.
Speaker 2:I thought you were supposed to suck it out?
Speaker 4:No, we ain't doing all that.
Speaker 1:Everybody had bad teeth. You suck that shit out of your mouth. You have poison all in your mouth.
Speaker 5:My gum's going numb. You want to?
Speaker 2:Everybody had bad teeth, everybody had bad teeth back home from shit.
Speaker 1:No damn dentist. Back in them days, shit.
Speaker 3:That's when he went like you didn't go to the dentist until you absolutely had to.
Speaker 1:You never brush your teeth with baking soda is all we had oh yeah, oh yeah. Brush your teeth with baking soda and shit.
Speaker 3:They still do that now. From time to time, add a little bit to the toothpaste.
Speaker 1:I ain't doing it now. We had to pour it on the damn thing. Never baking soda. Oh, we had that. No toothpaste.
Speaker 5:I said baking soda. I said baking soda.
Speaker 1:Man, we had left for throwing on your armpits. You had no deal with it either. Yep.
Speaker 4:Baking soda fixed everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Everything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you baked with it.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah, Give me some baking soda.
Speaker 1:Did you see that? Did you get that video I sent you, where that dude said we were so poor and when people come to the yard they had to take turns being the dog, because they couldn't afford the dog man.
Speaker 3:They just started out there barking.
Speaker 4:Well, no but they were just saying how poor they were.
Speaker 1:Then the other one said yeah, we was so poor, we had no food. Mama just read us the recipes.
Speaker 2:He said I had a brother who was.
Speaker 1:He said my little brother's hard to hear and he almost started it.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I said man, he must be crazy. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I said man, he must be crazy.
Speaker 3:That's hilarious hey who's ready to hear this? Ai rap oh no, this ain't the AI rap just yet. We gonna go back to that. This is the Buzzfeed poll. It's what they say it starts off. It's completely absurd and it talks about how people are sharing things that rich people have ruined for everyone else. Okay, you know what it is. I mean, you know rich people can do, I'm telling you rich people have ruined for me.
Speaker 1:Can I give you a list of shit they ruined for me?
Speaker 2:All right sure.
Speaker 1:The motherfucker ruined the dollar. Lap dance. That's the first thing, the motherfuckers coming out throwing money and shit. Now I got to pay a goddamn $10 or something.
Speaker 4:It's been like that for a minute though Rich people do that.
Speaker 5:You didn't go to the strip club back then.
Speaker 4:No, no, we used to go to that motherfucker with $20 and get lap dance all goddamn night.
Speaker 5:Right right, you was considered lucky, you had that dollar, they'd come get that dollar.
Speaker 1:And now you hold up a dollar, the motherfucker walk by you and flip you off.
Speaker 3:God, like what you doing with that you should be offended.
Speaker 5:The fuck is that.
Speaker 1:A dollar is like a penny to them. Now she don't even recognize a dollar no more. It's like a penny to them now, you know.
Speaker 4:Inflation.
Speaker 1:We used to pick pennies up back in the day. Now you step over a penny.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you the first one. I'm going to tell you their first one. It says thrift shopping. It says I used to thrift shop a lot but it's been ruined. I used to be able to go thrifting and come back with three New York shirts and a pair of pants for around $15. And they were good clothes. It says some with tags still on them. Now, good luck finding my size at all. Plus, clothes that are left are all shit. And it says and they want ten dollars for a shirt. Now, now I'm gonna tell you this. I know someone that'll go I guess we'll call it thrifting or go to sometimes a little second hand stores or the Goodwill or something. And I've had I have heard them complain about that they like man, I remember when you just better go in here and get, get Jordache, get a few things.
Speaker 1:Now you're leaving. Yeah, now you get them knockoff Levi's from Mexico that don't even come over your ass. Don't act like you ain't got a pair by mistake.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to understand this. So the rich people?
Speaker 1:They go in there people they go thrift shop.
Speaker 3:No, because thrifting is a thing now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Especially like with rich folks so basically they probably kind of raise the prices.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it all started like just like garage sales, like people used to go garage sales.
Speaker 3:Rich people ain't never used to go in there. I'm not going in a. Going to what?
Speaker 1:happened. Was that remember? That guy went to a garage sale and he bought a painting and it turned out to be a Van Gogh.
Speaker 3:Oh, I heard about that. Oh for real.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know somebody bought. You know he bought it for $5 or some shit and it ended up being fucking $5 million or some shit like that's what I'm talking about. That's hitting the lottery. I think the rich people get off on finding and hitting gems and they just go look for it and they just buy shit.
Speaker 3:I'm not rich, but I'm going to go thrift now. All right, look here's number two Formerly cool towns around the country, think places like Denver, Austin, Asheville and more. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1:They just turn them into resorts. Yeah, ski resorts and all that shit.
Speaker 3:Okay, here we go. I want you to speak on this one, number three, bourbon. Once upon a time, the most expensive bourbon you could possibly find was about $100. It says now, with everyone collecting it, prices have skyrocketed. The secondary market is completely absurd. Now this, like I said, you can find this on BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1:There's no way they should charge that much for bullet bourbon. There's just no fucking way.
Speaker 4:So I can speak on it too, because my neighbor he's a he's a bourbon guy and he's a collector, right, and I've tried some expensive bourbons. I'm sitting here like so. So, for example, he's trying to find some bourbons that you used to be able to find. Now you can't find them right, so you go buy a bottle of of will it or something that's normally $70, $80. Secondary market's going for $300, $400 for a bottle of bourbon and you just sitting here like you gotta be crazy, we don't really drink bourbon, because that's old folk whiskey.
Speaker 1:Well, it's whiskey, it's all the same. Old folks Put that on there. That'd be an old motherfucker to drink that shit Wild turkey, bour, or what Old granddad?
Speaker 4:What's all this shit?
Speaker 1:I'm kind of grouping it all together, old granddad 114.
Speaker 4:That kind of shit, it's true.
Speaker 1:But old granddad. 114 used to be cheap though, but that shit is expensive as fuck now.
Speaker 3:So what shot it up? I know everybody and their mama got drinking.
Speaker 4:it Got like a tequila or a bourbon, but there's only like a few places that make bourbon or whiskey. So, like Buffalo, trace makes seven different brands, that's a whiskey distillery.
Speaker 3:So they make like seven different brands. Oh, I got another. Here's another good one. At number four Food trucks. They said they were once A convenient place to get food for cheap Cause, you know, back in the day they called them the roach coach.
Speaker 5:The gut truck, the gut truck Roach Coach.
Speaker 1:Those are the original food trucks, you can go there and get a hot dog and a soda. Hey, I can remember.
Speaker 3:I did one time. This was at Paradise Valley Target it was. I love seafood. I got like a lobster a lobster sandwich or something Huh.
Speaker 5:He said you bought seafood from a gut truck, See now you see what he just said. Yeah that's exactly what I just said, yeah man.
Speaker 1:What kind of gut truck you with See. Now see, that's what now?
Speaker 3:You could get Listen if you read what this thing just said. It just said food trucks, now I'm in Paradise Valley. Okay, now what gut truck or roach coat you think is in Paradise Valley?
Speaker 1:They got food trucks In the parking lot Before we get a hamburger burritos.
Speaker 4:Yeah right, so they got a food truck going on right now over in Peoria. Every Friday food truck Friday about 15, 20 food trucks when we going.
Speaker 5:Over at Sam's and we going Sam's and we going Sam's Club.
Speaker 3:And yep and we going.
Speaker 5:I almost went tonight. See, we can go the way back, man, alright.
Speaker 3:Here we go. I'm hey, I'm going man you right there.
Speaker 1:They ruined that.
Speaker 3:But what I'm saying is that's the story First, well, roach, whatever you want to call it, dude, the thing was like you should go there 17, 18 dollars. Yeah was like $17, $18. Yeah, that's more than you should go to a food truck, so that's probably what you should get a breakfast like bacon and eggs and shit. See now, those are the original Roach Coaches.
Speaker 1:I remember when I was in school, you know that's like got the little silver 350.
Speaker 3:The silver bottom and 350.
Speaker 2:Or the white truck.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man Like they got machine guns in there or something I remember in school they had some food trucks.
Speaker 1:You're right about that. They ruined the food. Think about that shit.
Speaker 5:Chick-fil-A had to ruin that shit too. Then Chick-fil-A sucked, they done. Ruined the fucking meal Fast food meal.
Speaker 3:Man Joe is killing it For $25.
Speaker 5:$25 for a fucking meal.
Speaker 3:Hey, we ain't going to never get nobody to pick us up $ 40 piece milk. We got to keep it 100, huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ain't fucking with Chick-fil-A. You don't like Chick-fil-A? Come on man, everybody know they don't like black people.
Speaker 4:Chick-fil-a don't like black people. I see a lot of black people working at Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 2:That don't mean they don't like them.
Speaker 5:Trump don't like black people. That's the owner Look at that.
Speaker 3:It. How do you know our jobs? Like us.
Speaker 4:Owner of Chick-fil-A is LDS, a Mormon Right.
Speaker 3:And how do you know I?
Speaker 5:like black people. I might not like black people, mormons don't like black people, I mean black Mormons, you see. Have you ever fucked a Mormon?
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 5:Hell no.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 5:That just tells you right there Maybe don't fuck with black people dress too long.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know one person that's mormon I mean, I probably know some, but I got mormon friends yeah I do they seem pretty nice?
Speaker 4:They always do. No, they nice? No, they will come over and help you.
Speaker 1:If you join a church, it would be the Mormon church. Yeah, if I would join one.
Speaker 4:Because I remember I had a coworker that was Mormon and I was installing a back door, the French doors. He's like, hey, I'll come over and help you. I'm like sure, Offered, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I would do that. They're extremely nice, though I mean.
Speaker 3:We're extremely nice, but I'm just saying, I mean I help you, I just don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Speaker 5:When did I ask you the other day? Right, you need some help. Yeah, I'm like yeah.
Speaker 3:You need some help. What I've experienced, I'm doing.
Speaker 1:I'll just be there for support the church itself, right if you're a member of the church and if you're going through some hardship?
Speaker 4:they can take care of you. Yeah, they take care of you.
Speaker 1:You can't get that in the Baptist church. They just say you need to pray more.
Speaker 3:Pray harder. Hey, I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 2:I've been praying harder than the bills that I get paid. Did you put your tithes no reason? Did?
Speaker 3:you put your ties. When I sit up here and I leave church, I see the preacher in an Escalade or a stretch hummer and I'm going across the street To catch the bus, to catch the bus, and then, when you're going past me, you you going to like Bourbon and Bones or Donovan's one of them little fancy restaurants and you toot the horn at me while I'm sitting at the bus. Stop, toot, toot that ain't even worse.
Speaker 1:And your kids drive by and call.
Speaker 2:All of them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm like Teenagers.
Speaker 3:Still in high school. You don't want to sit up here and ask me To give you, my 10%. Exactly. You just took my 10% and gave it to your kids To pay for your car and your kids' car, Right, and I'm sitting up here catching a bus Now why don't you downgrade?
Speaker 1:I want to mention you ain't got to pay no taxes.
Speaker 3:You downgrade your car and help me get like a Ford Festiva or a Geo Tracker. No, I don't even want a Geo Tracker, at least have the comodicity not to drive that motherfucker to church. Hey, you know what my dream car is? A Geo Prism.
Speaker 1:You ain't fat enough for that, I tell you.
Speaker 2:They won't even sell you one of them.
Speaker 4:You it do be the biggest. They won't even Sell you one of them. It do be the biggest niggas In the jail prison.
Speaker 1:I remember Dog. Hey, they won't even sell you One of them. I remember oh dog.
Speaker 2:One time I think I had a jail prison For a rental car.
Speaker 3:Dog. I was like who Jail prisons ain't bad.
Speaker 1:She is that motherfucker Woo. These yield prisms ain't bad. She made it. I remember we used to have to align the motherfucker with the big motherfucker sitting in it, and it's the only way you can get it to go down the road straight. Oh, my goodness you just did alignment on my car. It ain't pulling Because your fat ass in the back. Which way? Let me guess it pulling to the left.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Okay, you weigh 300 pounds in a GO. All right, look, here's another one Trucks. Once upon a time they were a humble working class vehicle for people who needed to be able to do things themselves. Now they are luxury vehicles with hey yeah them. Trucks are super, super nice and expensive.
Speaker 1:You can't afford one now and expensive. You can't afford one now 92,000 guess who about to get one?
Speaker 3:you mean you like regular people. I know somebody sitting at this table about to get one. I know I ain't gonna get one. It ain't me.
Speaker 2:Uh, oh you see this nigga saying no, I't going to get one.
Speaker 4:Oh it ain't me, it ain't me. Uh-oh, nope, it's you, look you see this, nigga saying no.
Speaker 3:I would like to get one. Hey, talk to us next summer. Talk to us next summer. I would love to get one. Currently they are out of my price range.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you what I'm going to take my pocket knife out and cut your ass.
Speaker 2:Why Do I have a truck? Why? Why? You heard me, I said pocket knife.
Speaker 5:Right, he said rusty pocket knife nigga. Why can't I get a truck, joe?
Speaker 1:Rich people fucking out of shit.
Speaker 4:See that, exactly, listen. I would love to get a truck, but, like you said but I done had a truck $90,000 for what I want.
Speaker 1:I done, had a truck all my life Right, and that motherfucker could drive his own. Now, here's the difference.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 4:Joe, you are truly, truly country.
Speaker 2:You are country.
Speaker 3:So you having a pickup truck or whatever, like me, I mean I'm from a small town, but I'm still, I'm a city slicker, I'm not, you know country or anything like that I never rode the steer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so when I'm, you know, when I'm like Never rode a horse and never rode the steer.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So when I'm sitting up there and I see the trucks, I'm like Nigga, I ain't never been in no barn.
Speaker 5:I ain't seen no real horse.
Speaker 3:So it's crazy. I saw one when I went to Thistle Downs. I've seen that shit on TV. I've seen that shit on TV.
Speaker 4:It was crazy, because when I moved here again, I lived in Texas. You know only people that worked. I rode a horse, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, oh, you've been on a horse before. Oh, yeah, yeah, you Several times. No, you ain't never been on a horse, I ain't never been on a horse, me neither.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, okay, now go ahead. That went, that went, that went way in the wrong direction.
Speaker 4:Nigga, hey, it's been in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3:Since you talked about ESPN.
Speaker 1:Man yeah, but I didn't go. I didn't, I didn't go down Puffin Road. You went down Puffin Road. I just asked the cat how many people Sound on this horse Hold on hold, on See.
Speaker 3:I didn't go to Puffy Wait wait.
Speaker 5:You see how he didn't win the time. I was thinking of a body count. This nigga thinking Puffy. Wait a minute, man, hold on a second.
Speaker 1:You next? No that nigga said how many people rode your horse.
Speaker 3:That nigga said so you just all of a sudden think of a deuce.
Speaker 5:I was just like huh. Then I thought about it. I was like man, my body count over 150.
Speaker 4:So let me think oh my God, god damn, I'm with you on that, bro, oh my God.
Speaker 5:I had to think about it.
Speaker 1:I was like oh, I think I stopped about two seconds.
Speaker 5:I stopped counting. Then I was like man, I'm through counting.
Speaker 2:That's TDs. God damn, I'm through counting you and him too.
Speaker 1:Goes with the territory you better.
Speaker 5:Wrap it up you better. Wrap it up Goes with the territory, you better wrap it up.
Speaker 3:Oh my goodness, Sometimes that motherfucker pop me.
Speaker 1:You think you got a cock ring on or something. Motherfucker pop the wrap around your nuts. Does she feel good? Or what I am sitting?
Speaker 3:next to a whore. You is not going to stop. Hey, we are sitting here with Ron Jeremy and Mr Marcus.
Speaker 1:How are y'all doing today? Look, oh baby. Okay, I'm going to tell you a fucking conundrum right here. You know how you used to go to Planned Parenthood to get condoms and shit Right. Them motherfuckers used to get the cheapest goddamn condoms they could find Lifestyle.
Speaker 5:Lifestyle, that's right.
Speaker 1:I remember, and them motherfuckers would pop like a balloon on your ass. They did. Ah, what's that? Damn them, damn them lifestyle. They talking about birth control. Them mother man, you get to going and shit. Next thing you know that something is wrapped around your nuts.
Speaker 4:That's how Planned Parenthood. Stay in business, man, please. And then they wanna man.
Speaker 1:Then they wanna ban abortion. With them cheap ass rubbers.
Speaker 4:Come on, man. Planned Parenthood, stay in business.
Speaker 3:So Planned Parenthood, setting folks up for failure, setting them up, yeah.
Speaker 1:Them cheap. It's staying in business.
Speaker 3:So Planned.
Speaker 1:Parenthood is setting folks up for failure? Yeah, setting them up, them cheap-ass rubbers. You go in there, baby, oh, and a big one. Look, they sit them on the desk like candy.
Speaker 3:You just grab a hand and go. No, you go to the doctor's office and get the baby for the candy.
Speaker 1:I've never been to Planned Parenthood. You go in there, motherfucker.
Speaker 5:One step in there and get a whole little lunch sack. A paper sack and throw them in there.
Speaker 1:Here you go, thank you, here you go, thank you, and let me tell you them motherfuckers, ain't no good you fucking might have nine, ten children fucking with them.
Speaker 3:They work for me. We're going to here, that you know,
Speaker 2:they work for me.
Speaker 1:That you know, I know I might Win some money.
Speaker 5:Right, win some money and come out the world worse that motherfucker be.
Speaker 4:Is you, my daddy Joe, gonna open the door? 99999, damn little nigga, you look like me 99999. What you say your mama is. I open the door and it look like I was Looking in the mirror.
Speaker 2:What would you do?
Speaker 4:If you showed up and you had a son that you didn't know you had, I wouldn't claim it.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't. No, I can't have no sons. Is that what you're going to tell the judge? I'm going to tell him the truth I can't have no sons. Judge I got all daughters. I got all daughters. That's my fucking mind. I can't have no sons. You stick a needle in them. We stick a needle in them. We stick a needle in them and I bet you it won't be mine.
Speaker 4:You look just like you Spit an image.
Speaker 1:We look like it won't be mine.
Speaker 5:Act like you and everything Be his brothers.
Speaker 3:That's hilarious dog.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you right now I'm serious, I can't man. Everything about me is girls All my kids, grandkids, dogs, all that shit. Goldfish, you don't have no boys. Ain't a boy nowhere in sight. So you show up with a boy if you want to you ain't getting shit. What's wrong with this bitch? You got to dress him up like a girl, or?
Speaker 3:something Now see, look, here we go Back to P Diddy.
Speaker 1:Now. But you know what, though? Like all these videos coming out about motherfuckers talking about P Diddy, how do we know that shit ain't AI, though?
Speaker 5:Man, I don't know shit.
Speaker 1:You can't Like. They had this motherfucker talking about. He saw what's-his-name pounding this guy, that guy, this guy. I think this is true, that shit could be like motherfuckingucking AI, because AI ain't no fucking joke.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:You see, they did the oh, you sent it. The AI with LeBron, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Man, that shit was so funny, that shit is hilarious dog.
Speaker 1:And I was looking at it like man, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 5:These motherfuckers don't quit, they don't quit man Internet's undefeated, Undefeated. I was like I wonder where they get this creativity from.
Speaker 1:Now I'm going to tell you this they be so creative and make it so bad. They all weren't lying either. That's what makes it funny.
Speaker 2:That's probably what I.
Speaker 1:I think it probably felt that way too.
Speaker 5:They saying that way too, they're saying some truth in every lie, God damn.
Speaker 1:hey, 80? It wasn't 80. That motherfucker ain't showed up.
Speaker 5:And look Another dummy.
Speaker 1:He was saying you can build a goddamn house out of bricks, what you call it, what you shooting man.
Speaker 4:You can't post nothing, no more.
Speaker 1:He said what's his name On the left don't let that dude. He said that's why we shoot all the bricks we could build the goddamn house with all them bricks he was shooting.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, no, that's hilarious, it was do y'all think any of the uh like the diss tracks. No, but who's his ai?
Speaker 4:who's his real? So drake so drake did one. His diss track had a biggie and tupac on it right yeah, I heard Tupac's his estate said something about it.
Speaker 1:But now they got AI singing the song like it's from the 20s. I think I might have sent you that one, the one Long as my Bitches Love Me.
Speaker 3:Right right, right, right right.
Speaker 1:And the guy like he's in the 20s and shit.
Speaker 4:That shit's fucking hilarious dude, all I know is I mean now, like you said, you pulled up Chat PT and it wrote a rhyme like that, just like that, just like that. So if you're an artist like that, you can't think you got writer's block Writer's block Exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I'm saying, or you just can't write with the fuck at all.
Speaker 3:Hey, this teacher called in to Ghostwriter. Whoa, what show. Oh, when I was listening to Johnny's House, a teacher called in and said oh, I think their topic was something about what has AI helped you with or something. And she was saying it helped her with her teaching plan. Like she just put something in and she said it did a fantastic job and it saved her like a few hours.
Speaker 1:It will help you.
Speaker 4:She can't get mad at the kids when they send in the essay, then oh yeah, true that, oh, all them kids.
Speaker 3:They're all doing it now. It be like Larry.
Speaker 1:You know damn well, you ain't write this, larry.
Speaker 5:There ain't no reason why you should be failing them, you ain't smarter than.
Speaker 1:Larry.
Speaker 3:I come right home. I'll be like Listen, this is what we did back in the day In elementary school. Might have been 5, sixth grade and you know you had to do a book report, Right? So obviously, what I do, I'm going to do a book report on the Karate Kid Nigga. You know I watched the movie. I seen the movie like 12 times. I'm just going to write the report, but at least I did write the report. I did write the report, but At least I did Write, I write the report.
Speaker 4:I did write the report. It's just a thought involved. Like you have to sit there, write.
Speaker 1:I mean, I didn't set a period. I don't even know how to book.
Speaker 3:We didn't read it. I read like a little bit of it, but I was like I didn't get the movie Right here Just read, read the summary. Yeah, oh, cliff notes, we didn't have cliff notes.
Speaker 5:We kept them in business when I was out?
Speaker 3:Yeah, we didn't have them. No, you don't even need Cliff notes.
Speaker 4:Everything you gotta act. Gotta answer your math.
Speaker 1:Now.
Speaker 4:And show you step by step how to do it.
Speaker 1:Man get that, but they changed the format For real dog.
Speaker 4:It will show you Everything.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I heard Memorize all that shit For nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Memorize and then forgot.
Speaker 4:All of it Exactly. That's why it's kind of pointless now, because you got to act for everything now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's not really pointless.
Speaker 4:See, that's the difference between Memorizing shit and learning shit. No, I agree, I agree, I agree, I mean you can memorize shit, but nowadays, but see that best.
Speaker 3:Because for us, for us Like way back we had to you know when Used, to get tested on all the precedents and all this other stuff.
Speaker 1:You had to memorize it, you learned it, you had to learn it Like now see if you memorize, you're going to forget it If you learn it. You'll never forget it.
Speaker 5:That's the whole. Thing. Yep Just like me in geometry, trigonometry, algebra college, algebra, calculus. I had to learn that shit, yep college algebra calculus.
Speaker 1:I had to learn that. Shit Took a whole sheet of paper. Nobody at home helped me.
Speaker 5:So anytime.
Speaker 1:I took it home.
Speaker 5:I couldn't get no help, so I had to figure it out.
Speaker 1:I remember my dad took my algebra book and opened it up and closed it back up and said no wonder y'all crazy.
Speaker 2:Kevin moving down.
Speaker 1:My brother said no wonder y'all crazy.
Speaker 3:You know, you know your kids Get to that certain age when you like man.
Speaker 1:Then I they come home.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna be able To help them With his homework, and let's call Our best friend AI.
Speaker 1:But I'm just saying, and when my dad did that.
Speaker 3:Call chat.
Speaker 1:GPT, I realized I didn't have the heart To tell him that arithmetic started with an A, not an R.
Speaker 4:Arithmetic Started with an A Arithmetic. Not arithmetic. Arithmetic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I didn't have to tell him. All you need is three R's.
Speaker 5:Read, write and arithmetic.
Speaker 2:How many times you heard that shit? I didn't need three R's, I got read, write and arithmetic that's his name.
Speaker 1:Okay, I just didn't have to tell him he probably died, thinking it was over the heart.
Speaker 4:Let him live.
Speaker 1:That's hilarious. The world is happier. That's true. Ignorant is bliss. They never lied about that. I use that word. I don't know.
Speaker 3:Ignorant is bliss. You don't know how to do that you want to show me.
Speaker 1:I ain't know. Ignorant is bliss. No, you don't know how to do that. No, no, no, you want to show me?
Speaker 3:I ain't got time, I'll just do it you get the one person sometimes that always think they smarter than the room you be like, oh Lord here we go with this one. Yep I let them ride.
Speaker 1:Hey, go ahead. How am I supposed to do that? Let me show you one time. Okay, that's all I need.
Speaker 3:Hey, well, look, I got two more. I'm scrolling through this real quick.
Speaker 5:All right, go ahead Look number 10 was tacos. Tacos.
Speaker 3:I recently went to a taco food truck where they put like 100 ingredients on a taco and charged $20 for it. I would rather go to the Mexican place down the street and get a plate of tacos for $10.
Speaker 5:Get 10 tacos for $10.
Speaker 3:Because you know how they sit up there, they dress it all up and all that Charge you $20 for two of them.
Speaker 2:Ah, call it a chalupa.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is a chalupa? It's a taco.
Speaker 3:A taco wrapped in a soft shell. I'll stop with this one, but 11 was previously affordable clothing brand Stuff remember, like Carhartt, dickies, levi's and so many more. He said why did a Dickies t-shirt go from 15 to almost 40 in just a few years? It was cheaper than 15.
Speaker 1:You just better get that stuff from the hardware store to almost 40 in just a few years.
Speaker 3:It was cheaper than 15.
Speaker 1:That's them.
Speaker 3:You just better get that stuff from the hardware store.
Speaker 1:That's encryption, blood and shit.
Speaker 4:No, they'd be worried. Yeah, I don't even think it was them.
Speaker 1:When.
Speaker 2:Cube came out and shit Cube came out and shit.
Speaker 1:That shit got popular in the month. Y'all remember like Champion.
Speaker 4:I used to wear Champion. It was popular.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now yup, yup.
Speaker 5:When it was at Kmart, I used to wear champion.
Speaker 3:You used to get it at Kmart. Yeah, yup, yup, I never wore champion.
Speaker 5:You never had champion so. I still got champion shit it used to be real popular.
Speaker 4:No, it used to be the cheap athletic wear be the cheap athletic wear.
Speaker 3:I thought it was just like just the regular.
Speaker 4:I mean, you can buy it at Kmart.
Speaker 3:Remember, they had Champion, they had.
Speaker 4:Russell, Russell was yeah.
Speaker 3:Obviously, you had Russell Athletic. You had the other brands.
Speaker 1:Because that was the only thing in Western Auto. Russell, get you some damn shoes and all that shit.
Speaker 5:Western Auto. What the fuck is Western Auto? I don't know what that is. No, it used to have.
Speaker 1:That's why they used to sell everything from tractors to t-shirts.
Speaker 3:Hey that's all the shit. I almost was like Sears.
Speaker 1:Sears used to sell you go to that motherfucker and buy a gun, a t-shirt a pair of drawers, all that shit.
Speaker 2:That was like.
Speaker 1:Walmart.
Speaker 2:I got to get away from this list.
Speaker 3:Now I got to 15. Remember I just talked about the food truck. It said lobster. At one point, this shellfish was considered to be the cockroach of the sea shrimp lobster.
Speaker 1:I thought shrimp was the cockroach. I think that's they full of shit on that one.
Speaker 3:I was going to say we been baby lobster crawl dance for years. I tell you this. I know it was a treat a couple times in my life when I did go to Red Lobster. You get some lobster food.
Speaker 1:I was like oh.
Speaker 3:Red Lobster we never had lobster growing up Never.
Speaker 4:Red Lobster Lobster. No, Do you like better lobster or crab Lobster Lobster?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't like crab man Counting pages saying Crab take too, damn yeah.
Speaker 2:It's too much work.
Speaker 5:For too little meat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4:Now if you gonna sit up here.
Speaker 3:And crack it for me and all that. You get a real big Like the king crab If I mess around and hit a powerball, I'm gonna get an official.
Speaker 5:Big ass cream crab, Put it on the table and let everybody grab some legs. Oh, like man.
Speaker 1:But I do want to. If I ever get Winnie the Pooh, I would get that big-ass lobster though that motherfucker bigger than this table $1,500 one.
Speaker 3:Good Lord, and that's starting to go. Fund me that motherfucker big.
Speaker 4:I don't think I've ever had lobster. I know I have Really.
Speaker 1:You ever seen that.
Speaker 3:Do you like seafood? I'm not huge on seafood. You're more of a steak person. Yeah, I'm more of a steak. Yeah, no, I'm seafood I'm seafood all the way.
Speaker 5:Surf and turf, right, yeah, surf and turf. Yeah. Well, you got steak and lobster, yeah.
Speaker 3:It all started when we was eating the sardines and the mustard.
Speaker 1:That's where my seafood that's where mine came from. Yeah, I'm like oh, I love this.
Speaker 3:Sardines, mustard sardines, yeah, the mustard sardines, and then you get them sardine crackers.
Speaker 1:You're like ooh, got to be the one with the salt crystals on top of it too, not that motherfucking diet one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't like the sardines with the tomato.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I didn't. No, that wasn't that good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but the mustard and the sardines. I like that.
Speaker 1:So now, Like the Vienna sausages. That's when I started, when I was like okay, Never liked that shit.
Speaker 4:I used to eat Vienna sausages. Oh the Vienna sausages?
Speaker 3:Yeah no, I don't mess with that. I don't mess with that.
Speaker 5:I think I used to eat that shit too much. My mom tried to.
Speaker 3:I don't mess with.
Speaker 4:Spam? No, my mom tried. I can't shoot, I don't think I've never had spam.
Speaker 3:You would have fried that shit, not knowingly. I don't think I've knowingly.
Speaker 1:You would have fried it and put it on a goddamn piece of bread with some mayonnaise and some cheese.
Speaker 5:What spam Shit. Yeah Gotta cut it just right. You gotta cut it just right.
Speaker 1:About a quarter of an inch. Well, get some spam and do it About an eighth of an inch. That way it, don't fold up on you.
Speaker 3:I can't do spam Like the bologna. Oh, I can do fried bologna, though.
Speaker 2:And then, when it starts to bubble up, stab it with that fork, like you.
Speaker 3:Jason, so you got to get the bologna.
Speaker 5:I give it a sliver, sliver in the middle, so it just flatten out.
Speaker 1:You got to get the bologna With the red motherfucking.
Speaker 4:Ribbon around. Oh yeah, that was the best bologna. Who can sit?
Speaker 3:up there and just eat the bologna.
Speaker 4:And then it be gone.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about I had kept the red ribbon On there.
Speaker 2:And then that thing Was gone, spit the red ribbon out Exactly. He be like man that was. That was a good bologna. That's what you call hood skills right there.
Speaker 5:Chew that motherfucker up Like hey, I still got the ribbon.
Speaker 3:Listen, that's how you got good later on in life. Oh, okay, yeah, I'm just going to leave that alone right there. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4:You know, If you ate rice.
Speaker 2:you're going to get fucked up.
Speaker 4:Pause nigga, pause what you talking about Now you can go and say they done fucked up, just plain old water. I agree.
Speaker 5:Hey.
Speaker 3:I'ma see if water is on here, plain old water they done, fucked it up.
Speaker 1:I done got on this thing.
Speaker 4:It's too many damn water brands.
Speaker 3:Hey, I can't tell you this, I swear to goodness. I'm trying to remember when was the very first time I bought a bottle of water from a store. Now I can almost say I think I was living here.
Speaker 5:Phoenix, it was definitely in Phoenix. It was definitely in Phoenix because all the tap was good.
Speaker 3:I never, ever remember buying water when I lived in Ohio ever.
Speaker 5:No, we didn't ever buy water. We just bought Kool-Aid, we didn't buy water.
Speaker 3:But listen, I don't even remember as a kid seeing a picture of water. Sometimes I remember seeing like the little.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, we had distilled water for the iron.
Speaker 3:I remember seeing that.
Speaker 5:But that was it, but that was it. But the bottled water, spring water.
Speaker 4:So arrowhead and aquafina when I was with my grandparents in Texas. In the country you would have the springs so people would just take their gallon jugs and we would take like six or seven out there and just fill them up in the spring Spring water.
Speaker 1:Just coming out the side of the rock. Yeah, we had a pump in the middle of the yard.
Speaker 3:Hey, this damn list is on point dog, I can't stop looking at it now All right, give us another one.
Speaker 5:What you talking about a pump like a well pump, yeah.
Speaker 1:Hey, it's old, oh yeah old school.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah we did have one Cheap foods like donuts, cupcakes, hamburgers and wings that have all been given the foodie treatment.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I know wings used to be 10 cents.
Speaker 5:Yeah, remember that shit.
Speaker 1:Get 10 for a dollar.
Speaker 3:Then it went 10 for 5 dollars.
Speaker 5:Then it went to 50 cents. Now it's 10 for 10 dollars. This some bullshit.
Speaker 3:It says these foods were transformed from good cheap eats to gourmet bites demanding jacked up prices.
Speaker 1:JJ's. Jj had wings Wednesday.
Speaker 3:Is that here?
Speaker 1:JJ's right there.
Speaker 4:Oh, I know what you're talking about Cam, back in the 101 right there by the high school. Oh, I know what you're talking about Camelback and the 101 right there by the state, by the high school.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't know the Waterworld, I've never been there JJ's I've never heard of them.
Speaker 1:Hey Need some things in there.
Speaker 3:They got some wings.
Speaker 1:Things.
Speaker 3:Some big old wings. What's that? Is it a bar?
Speaker 4:It's a bar. It's a the gym right Over there by no.
Speaker 3:Oh, it used to be by U-Fit yeah yeah, yeah, u-fit, okay, hey, listen.
Speaker 1:I'm going to put you right where it's at.
Speaker 3:Christian used to In and out. Christian used to tell me about that spot. That's it In and out burger.
Speaker 1:They said they got good food. You know where? Not over there, I don't no, right there on Camelback crossing.
Speaker 5:Burger King In the same parking lot. Yeah, so it's on the south side of Camelback, it's in the same parking lot.
Speaker 1:Walmart and Burger.
Speaker 3:King. So we going from the food truck to JJ's and get some wings.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because they have Wing Wednesday. So you go to Wing Wednesday. They don't do it today. How much they here, for they like a dollar a wing.
Speaker 5:That's still expensive. But, you get both parts of the wing. It ain't just the drumstick or the flat.
Speaker 1:It's the whole wing. No, I think it's the flats.
Speaker 3:Oh, what like? Jj, JJ.
Speaker 1:You got to go to Legion for that. You got to go to Legion for that shit. See, steve. I was like that might be a good deal Shit. Legion gave you all three pieces.
Speaker 5:Right, you get the wing folded behind the drumstick that retarded piece?
Speaker 3:Isn't that just a full piece of chicken?
Speaker 4:It's a full chicken wing. It's a full chicken you got that legion on play.
Speaker 5:Get four of those bitches for $5.
Speaker 3:Alright, we're going to leave this list alone. Let's see if we got one more. Oh, it says professional sporting events. Yes, I'm going to shut it. Yeah, because I saw some of the other stuff, I was like they ain't lied about nothing on here yet.
Speaker 1:No, just professional sports people that messed up a lot of shit.
Speaker 3:With the high salaries.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know they come around. The local man like you can't get a decent woman, no more.
Speaker 5:Yeah, man, which one of y'all want to fuck a $50 million man? She was going in like that nigga. I only got $50.
Speaker 4:So I don't have a problem with them getting their money, but it's getting kind of ridiculous now. Don't have a problem with them getting their money, but something it's getting kind of ridiculous now do you do?
Speaker 3:do you have a problem with them if?
Speaker 1:you go to a club, right go, go out there when they uh with your lady if you don't, if you go to the club right and you don't play no kind of sports, you're wasting your time or look like you play some sports, maybe, yeah, you got to fake it, guess.
Speaker 4:They ain't for me. If that's the case, they ain't for me. They for somebody else. You tell yourself that they for the streets.
Speaker 1:You tell yourself that they ain't for me.
Speaker 4:They ain't for me, that's some shit A motherfucker say, if a chick come up to me and be like, oh, you playing the NFL, what you?
Speaker 1:do you know what you gonna say?
Speaker 3:I'm gonna to say I have, yeah, I got cut yeah yeah, I have.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I played for three seasons.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I got cut. I used to.
Speaker 1:I'd be like I blew my knee out Tore my ACL.
Speaker 3:I blew my knee out during tryouts. I played for the Titans. Or you tell them I got cut because the coach was hating on me. Yeah, I played for the Titans. Or you tell him.
Speaker 2:I got cut Cause. The coach Was hating on me. I played for the Titans. Yeah, yeah, for one day.
Speaker 4:When you get busted, tell him no, I was in high school. You remember the Titans? Right, high school, denzel? I seen it, I played with Motherfucking, fucking Philadelphia Titans. Minor league Semi-pro.
Speaker 3:We got a game next week. Come check me out.
Speaker 4:Check me out Camelback High School.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you sent her. You sent her the string.
Speaker 2:Damn.
Speaker 5:Man, we already out of time. Man, that shit is crazy.
Speaker 1:It's like I stream a lot, it's that list, bro, that list fucked it up. Damn man, we already out of time. Man, that shit is crazy. It's like I stream a lot.
Speaker 3:It's that list bro, that list fucked it up. That list fucked it up. Yeah, oh, with the uh. Hey, no, that list was good, that's great.
Speaker 1:No with the shit hey wait, Did you go see?
Speaker 3:uh, you go see Challengers. Oh yeah, I, I want to see that man, that was some seeing what challenge one good challenger, challengers nigga plural plural zendaya it's movie time.
Speaker 4:Okay, she getting busted off by two dudes oh, come on who's in it.
Speaker 3:She's a disney star, zendaya she was in there.
Speaker 5:That's all. That's all, everybody.
Speaker 2:You're all grown up that's all I care about she's 27.
Speaker 4:yeah, exactly that bitch oh my god, 27.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly, fuck your shit out, that bitch. Oh my God, oh my God. How much do we see?
Speaker 5:How much do you see? You didn't see nothing.
Speaker 3:Listen, maybe one hard nipple.
Speaker 5:That was it.
Speaker 3:I was so mad. It wasn't even hers man, that was some bullshit man.
Speaker 4:Man, I ain't going to see that bullshit thing.
Speaker 1:Listen.
Speaker 3:I'm not. No, I'm not man, that was some bullshit, man, I ain't gonna see that bullshit. Listen, I Listen, I'm not.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not, I'm just saying Challengers.
Speaker 5:It's a tennis movie. It's a tennis movie About these two dudes and they Playing tennis With this one girl.
Speaker 2:And then they're trying to.
Speaker 3:They're trying to, I guess, fight for her love or get her for her love.
Speaker 5:So it's like a love triangle between these three.
Speaker 4:But it's Zendaya. You know we've all been in the love triangle at one point of our lives. Yeah, she wanted both of them.
Speaker 3:Listen. Most of the time it happens, you know when you're school age Exactly, you know you sitting up here like junior high school and you like somebody and she like you and somebody else like you. I ain't gonna give it away, but yeah, I ain't gonna watch it, they let her run
Speaker 5:the train.
Speaker 4:On her though, right, oh dog, come on.
Speaker 5:Man.
Speaker 3:Y'all know this is.
Speaker 5:Shit man, I told you.
Speaker 3:This is a respectable show. That is a respectful Young lady.
Speaker 5:She is respectable. Now fuck the shit out of her. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 5:All this time I was sitting there waiting on something to happen. I was like God damn, this is bullshit man. Hey, I told you I'm going through this damn movie. I'm just waving Like this must be the part, this must be the part. Oh, this is some bullshit Y'all they on some bullshit.
Speaker 2:I would've walked out Of that bullshit man. This movie About to be over oh they on some bullshit.
Speaker 1:I got hey what that movie Poor Things or whatever. Did you watch it yet?
Speaker 5:Oh no, I wanna see that. I wanna see that Poor Things. Hey, I told you you should've went to go see Immaculate.
Speaker 1:I know you gonna see a lot of it in there.
Speaker 5:That's why I'm going to see that oh and Poor Things. Yeah, I ain't even heard of it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to see that that's the one with what's her name.
Speaker 1:Girl from Spider-Man.
Speaker 5:Yeah, old Girl from Spider-Man, I know her Zendaya.
Speaker 1:No, no Girl from Amazing Spider-Man, the first one. It's called Poor Things.
Speaker 5:Yeah, poor Things, I think it's Poor Things.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're right Putting her together like. Frankenstein right.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Huh, yeah it's good.
Speaker 5:That's good, we got Eminem. We got Eminem, it's fantasy.
Speaker 4:So it's like old. Yeah, exactly that's it. It's just not in. Watch that shit on motherfucking streaming. Now you can stream that, oh.
Speaker 5:Hulu. Yeah, you can stream that now. That shit is wild.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 5:I'm definitely going to watch that next man. Thank you, Joe. That shit is wild. I appreciate you, man, because that motherfucking movie pissed me off. Challengers, hey, did you watch?
Speaker 3:Anyone but you.
Speaker 5:Nah, man, what's that? Oh yeah, I did watch. Yeah, that was hilarious, bro, bro, that was hilarious, that was hilarious. Anyone but you, dog I'm going to go check that out.
Speaker 3:Anyone but you was hilarious.
Speaker 4:But, no, it's streaming. Now it's on Netflix, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:And Sleeping With Other People, which is also you can stream that too. Sleeping With Other People. That shit was funny.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think. I see that one.
Speaker 5:Sleeping With Other People. Yeah, they both was like they was dating. And then they broke up and then they became best friends and they kept saying, like any time, you know, they got too close, they'd be like squirrels. You know, that's what they say for it Okay, squirrel, squirrel. Okay, I got to go. And then they'd go about their own separate ways. And then at the end of the movie they finally motherfucking, just realized they was a little child.
Speaker 4:They're going to be friends. It just came out. It'll come out tomorrow.
Speaker 1:What the new Cat Williams? Yeah, I'm waiting on the Planet of the Apes, bro. Oh I can't wait for that that's going to be good. I love. The Fall Guy is out. Did you finally watch Roadhouse? Did I watch it?
Speaker 5:No, I want to watch that too. You got to watch the original to get it.
Speaker 3:Have you seen the original? I've never seen the original. Oh, you never saw Roadhouse. The original.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen it all the way through, just pieces of it.
Speaker 5:Oh hell yeah. How can you disrespect Ro House man? Are you American man? Sure Nigga you black.
Speaker 4:I'm African.
Speaker 5:Did you watch Equalizer?
Speaker 2:One, two and three.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, and you didn't see Ro House.
Speaker 4:I didn't see Ro House. Ro House is different dog.
Speaker 2:Look, you supposed to be at the group home right now.
Speaker 5:He got here with his helmet on.
Speaker 3:Fall guy Dog listen.
Speaker 5:Dog man Listen hey dog, we leaving dog.
Speaker 3:Oh man, listen, hey dog, we leaving dog. We about to get canceled. Hey Fall Guy. Hey Tarot, how you say that? Is that Tarot T-A-R-T-A-R-O-T? I guess the tarot cards.
Speaker 1:Tarot cards yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's supposed to be a scary movie.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, that's supposed to be a scary movie, yeah that one's scary Unsung Heroes I don't want to see that bullshit.
Speaker 3:I don't mean either. It look like a little kid movie anyway. Boy Kills World.
Speaker 5:I might want to see that. Let me see that's action-packed. I told you.
Speaker 3:Abigail is good, the little vampire, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:I watched the beginning of that. I got asleep on it.
Speaker 3:Abigail is good.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3:Oh, civil War, that's the one that's still out they break in the house?
Speaker 5:Yeah, not just break in the house. They got locked in the house.
Speaker 1:Well, they broke in the house first.
Speaker 5:Well no, they told him to stay in man.
Speaker 3:Just watch it yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm going to leave him alone.
Speaker 3:Just watch Abigail something I thought hey Joe, we ain't saying nothing, we ain't trying to ruin it for the folks.
Speaker 5:I ain't trying to tell you everything that happened in it.
Speaker 3:Abigail is good, though.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, that'll be a good one.
Speaker 3:Anybody got something else to say?
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, we got an outro Hold on. Hold on, I got the outro right here.
Speaker 4:Oh hell Check.
Speaker 5:Check, check, check.
Speaker 4:You need some music.
Speaker 1:Turn him up on his microphone. Freestyle, that shit.
Speaker 5:Man, I got to go back to it nigga.
Speaker 1:Freestyle, that shit baby.
Speaker 3:You get two, outro, outro.
Speaker 2:It was like wait, this dude was supposed to be done a long time ago.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, Hold up here we go.
Speaker 5:You got to speed that shit up, outro Thanks. Thanks for tuning in. It's been a blast, but the conversation doesn't end here. It's last, until next time keep your ears open wide. Nobody's talking, but we let it all collide Boom Drop the mic nigga Bang.
Speaker 3:Deuces. I was going to say bang biscuit, but I know that's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 5:Shout out to Dan Patrick and bang biscuit Choo Dan Patrick, and bang biscuit Choo choo, choo, Pew, Pew, pew, pew, Boom go.