Nobody’s Talking Podcast
The “Nobody’s Talking Podcast” is about stories and opinions from everyday people. The everyday people (Nobody’s) are the celebrities here. We’re just having fun and laughing at each other at the same time. We talk about absolutely nothing to everything in between. Sometimes we’re humorous and other times we may be serious but it’s just entertainment!!! Come join the FUN!!!
Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Rap Rhythms and Resale Revelations in Today's World
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Ever found yourself laughing and shaking your head at the absurdity of life, all while strolling down memory lane? That's exactly what we're serving up in our latest episode. Joined by our guest, we chew over the Patrick Beverly ESPN kerfuffle with the no-filter hot takes you expect from us. We're also slicing through the dense thicket of network responses to social movements, dissecting how these big players maneuver their talent like chess pieces on a board. And let's not forget the rap intro—that's right, we might just have a fresh beat to kick things off, but don't worry, we're keeping the AI strictly for the jokes...for now.
Remember those days of bike rim basketball hoops and the tangy taste of baking soda toothpaste? We're reliving the inventive days of youth sports and the 'hood culinary skills that turned Spam and Vienna sausages into gourmet feasts. Our guest pitches in with tales of how high-rolling thrifters are changing the game and the financial leap lap dances have made since back in the day. Plus, we're balancing the scales with some heart-to-hearts about country romances and why a Geo Prism might just be the unsung hero of the auto world.
As we bring this rollercoaster of an episode to a close, we're not shying away from the big questions—like how AI is stirring up the creative pot in education or the authenticity of those viral videos. Whether you're nodding along to our streaming recs or questioning the quality of Planned Parenthood's condoms (yep, we go there), you'll be in for a mix of hard truths and hearty chuckles. So, slide on those headphones and join us for a ride through the twists and turns of life's ludicrous, yet utterly relatable, moments.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Podcast Banter and Soap Opera Talk
Speaker 1It ain't got a scent.
Speaker 3Now look at that. You see that we hot Joe.
Speaker 1See, that's the best mic right out there.
Speaker 5Yeah, you hear it. Yeah, turn me up in my headphones, check, check.
Speaker 3And we got to have AI do us a rap intro.
Speaker 1Man, I'm not doing AI. We got to check, ai got to be intro.
Speaker 3Who got chat? Who got chat? Gpt.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to pay for it I got that shit, it was free.
Speaker 3It was free for a couple. Hey, tell them, make us a rap song for Nobody's Talking Podcast.
Speaker 4Intro and outro.
Speaker 5Make a rap song for Nobody's Talking. Podcast Intro and outro.
Speaker 3What it say. Hello everybody, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We got a crew, we got a full crew today. I don't know what we're going to talk about. I know we want to talk about AI.
Speaker 1Amen.
Speaker 3And not Allen Iverson, but shout out to Allen Iverson, oh shit.
Speaker 5Gave us a verse already.
Speaker 4Did it what? Uh-oh, hold on, let's get these intros in, let's get them on.
Speaker 3Hold on, let's see what he said. Hold on, we got a verse you want to send it to me. I can play it.
Speaker 5What voice you going to be in. I don't know. It's going to be in my voice Tupac, uh-oh.
Speaker 3It. Yeah, I sent it to you. Oh, oh, I thought it was gonna.
Speaker 5Oh, really, yeah, yeah, I thought he was gonna. I thought you was gonna Rap that shit. I was Yo, yo Yo.
Speaker 4Hold up nigga.
Speaker 1Chris.
Speaker 3Check. Yeah, 1-2, 1-2.
Speaker 5I am the overweight lover, yeah Turn it up, turn me up in my headphones. Yo, yo, I must be hard of hearing. Yeah, yeah, turn me up in my headphones.
Speaker 3Uh, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, I must be hard of hearing. Here we go. All right now, look, look, here we go.
Speaker 5Yo, welcome to the show where nobody's holding back. We dive deep into topics, no matter how abstract Politics to pop culture. We keep it real. No scripts, no filters.
Speaker 2Just a raw deal. Superman is in this building. We like.
Speaker 5Nobody's talking.
Speaker 2We break the mold.
Speaker 5Every episode A story unfolds.
Speaker 3So grab your headphones.
Speaker 5Tune it tight, cause when we starting to talking. It's a wild ride. Uh oh, check, oh shit.
Speaker 1You want the second verse. Nigga, you want the second?
Speaker 5verse nigga, you want the second verse.
Speaker 3Hey, I tell you what boy we got to rehearse that we got to.
Speaker 5I'm going to send this out to the group.
Speaker 2Oh shit, we got to practice y'all.
Speaker 3Man, I'm just going to stick to my LL Cool Jack. No rapper can rap like that Hello folks, no rapper can rap.
Speaker 1Hello folks, that was funky.
Speaker 3I like that. I am your host With Not the Most Bosco, and I'm here with my three favorite friends. The co-host.
Speaker 4To his left you know who it is, it's Sherrod. And to my left.
Speaker 1One and only baby Alabama Joe, Alabama Joe is in the building.
Speaker 3That's right. That's why I hit that.
Speaker 1Applause One and only Rap extraordinaire, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5Keep it up. Superman is in the building. Pew pew, pew, pew, pew, Pew, pew, pew, pew, Pew, pew Superman is in the building.
Speaker 4Those are lasers coming out of his eyes, folks. Oh my goodness, shooting lasers, shooting lasers.
Speaker 3I don't know why y'all listen to us but Spitting hot fire.
Speaker 1We appreciate it, we do it. Good, baby, nobody do it like we can.
Speaker 3Hey, who saw Patrick Beverly hit that lady man? I ain't even watch it. I just heard it. I heard about it. I'm not gonna watch it. You see, espn banned him. Oh, did they Banned him? Was she from ESPN or they just banned him?
Speaker 1just in general, I think she was from ESPN. Okay, where'd he hit her from?
Speaker 3She had to say something. He was just, he was mad, yeah, and he just a random lady and with a ball. I threw a ball. Well, yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't know what the actual lady.
Speaker 4Oh, he threw the ball, yeah, so no, he threw a ball in the stands and hit some people. But then I think the lady with ESPN, he just kind of oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3The lady asked, or something he was like do you subscribe to my podcast? He said could you step out the circle please?
Speaker 4So ESPN banned him from future shows.
Speaker 3Y'all know we don't fact check who gives a shit, we just know like here's a.
Speaker 1ESPN. And then oh, here we go, man, fuck ESPN. Why, oh Lord, what ESPN do?
Speaker 2You don't see what they're doing.
Speaker 3Espn listen man please.
Speaker 1I'm going to let you know right now, man, please.
Speaker 3I know we all got our own thoughts.
Speaker 1They got their old cats on there and they brought a number of chicks on there.
Speaker 4now that's why I like looking at it. I ain't really complaining, that's why I like looking at it. Yeah, the thing, is it's.
Speaker 1It's like they sit there and went with this Me Too movement.
Speaker 5They're shifting the mindset and all that shit.
Speaker 1And now they want to like throw women out there and sexism and shit.
Speaker 5Shifting the mindset.
Speaker 3You say they out there looking sexy, they out there looking good, it's kind of hypocritical.
Speaker 1If you ask me hey, sex sells, that's what we want to see. Well, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2They was all against it Now.
Speaker 1They with it Right, exactly you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5I know what he's saying. You know what he's saying. Hey, fuck all that?
Speaker 1Fuck that motherfucker.
Speaker 3Say it with your chest, that's Alabama.
Speaker 1I'll tell you what, though I don't know what her name is, but that motherfucker that went to Tennessee. You know what I'm talking about. Shit, that motherfucker, look good.
Speaker 3Oh, andrea Carter. Yeah, yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 1That motherfucker look good there. Yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 4I heard TNT might be losing the NBA. Who cares?
Speaker 1I like this. Tony, I don't watch it till the playoffs anyway, no, I just like watching Kenny Then you can't watch it to the playoffs anyway.
Speaker 4No, I just like watching Kenny. Then you can't watch Hell's Shaq and Chuck's talk.
Speaker 2Well, but the thing is, you can't.
Speaker 1I mean you got to be like everybody can't get TNT anyway.
Speaker 4Everybody can't get everything. Everybody can't get ESPN. They should put the shit back on local TV.
Speaker 1Yeah, I do agree with that, I agree.
Speaker 3That's some bullshit.
Speaker 4I do agree with that. That's some bullshit. I do agree with that. The NBA is not going to make any money if they do that, they sell this licensing. Okay, how do Young and Wrestling make money? Young and Wrestling I've been the longest running motherfucking TV show ever.
Speaker 1How the hell.
Speaker 2They don't make money and that shit's free.
Speaker 1Okay, name one show that's been on the air longer than Younger the Wrestler.
Speaker 5Simpsons. You can't Name one. Nope Younger the Wrestler was well before the Simpsons.
Speaker 1Name one. How long has Younger the Wrestler been on since?
Speaker 5my grandma, I bought the Google Google that shit Sim.
Speaker 1The rest is generational Shit.
Speaker 3Hey, listen, you know.
Speaker 1That's why we know your mama's mama's mama's mama watched that shit.
Speaker 3Ain't that the truth? Hey, no, that is true, that is true, that is true.
Speaker 1And they won't die. Vic could be a chancellor, motherfucker, still alive.
Speaker 3Hey, he said, there ain't no lie, joe Louis was a bad motherfucker.
Speaker 5He telling you the truth.
Speaker 1He telling you the truth, oh yeah, I put it this way.
Speaker 3When did it start this? How long it's been on?
Speaker 1It's been on so long Listen I know they didn't even have Pampers.
Speaker 3I remember Victor.
Speaker 1Newman, pampers wasn't even invented when you were a little kid. You had to wash the diapers out. Yeah, yeah, think about that shit.
Speaker 3And then look how long Victor Newman been on there. Hey y'all, we giving y'all Our soap opera. Talk, think about that shit.
Speaker 1Talking about.
Speaker 3Long running TV shows.
Speaker 1Alright, hold on. I'm fact checking they probably on 800 episodes, right now, oh they, they got it I want Current 3000 Current what?
Speaker 3Current shows no. First off, Just look up Days of our, I mean look up Young and the Wrestling.
Speaker 1What episode.
Speaker 3Yeah, Young and the.
Speaker 1Wrestling what episode down?
Speaker 3No, or just look when did it start? When did Young and the Wrestling start Hold?
Speaker 1on. That motherfucker gonna be in a thousand episode. Nah, motherfucker, be celebrating their 100th Motherfucker on they fucking 12th decade. Your phone don't even go back that far.
Speaker 5Victoria didn't turn into her grandma already.
Speaker 3Oh from Young and the Restless.
Speaker 1Oh, she should be a great grandma, your phone didn't go back that far. Hey, listen.
Speaker 5Siri says I don't know what the fuck you talking about. That's been way too. That was way before me.
Speaker 1Oh no, you can't ask Siri, that man, yeah, siri won 1973 50 seasons.
Speaker 5Dog.
Speaker 3Guy Light was longer Is Guy Light on right now Hell no.
Speaker 1No, Guy, Light went off the air when I was a kid bro.
Speaker 4No, it said 57 seasons of Guy Light. Guy Light went off the air when I was a kid, bro. No, it's at 57 Seasons with Guy and the Night. Guy and the Night went off the air.
Speaker 3So it's not on air right now, is it, guy?
Speaker 1and the Night went off the air when I was a goddamn kid. I'm looking right now.
Speaker 5I remember all the motherfuckers. That shit had a lot of Bs.
Speaker 1Watching all them motherfuckers, I could have sworn it.
Speaker 3How IMDB give Younger Than Wrestlers 5.3 out of 10?. You can't rate the stories, man. It got to be a 10 out of 10.
Speaker 450 seasons. Okay, so that's still.
Speaker 5They got 51 episodes right now, as of May 2nd 2024.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, it does say TV series 1973. Damn Good Lord, have mercy. And this dude said the Simpsons. I remember when the Simpsons came on.
Speaker 4I told you, me too, I was an adult. Simpsons is 34 seasons Is the Bold and. Beautiful still on.
Speaker 3Now Bold and Beautiful. That was new too. That was like a newer show.
Speaker 2That was a newer one.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, listen, but see you got to understand like okay.
Speaker 3Tell them Joe.
Speaker 1Let's talk about seasons, right? You see, young wrestlers, technically they really didn't have seasons. Yeah, they don't have seasons Because it never went off the air Right and Victor.
Speaker 2Newman, it was still.
Speaker 1Victor.
Speaker 3Newman, and it was every fucking day.
Speaker 1Every day, monday through Friday, all year round. They didn't do all 52 weeks, though. Shit Hell, they didn't, do you remember them?
Speaker 3Hey look, i'ma tell you what this say, and I remember.
Speaker 1Hey, I remember when they say no, hey, today's Victoria Is played by Glenn.
Speaker 2No hey.
Speaker 1You remember those days.
Speaker 3Listen, that motherfucker Took a sick day Yup, yup, yeah. Hey, listen, he is telling the truth, because I'm sitting up here looking at it and it says the very next episode. It still just says season one. So he's right about the seasons.
Speaker 1Technically they don't have a season. Hey, it's season one.
Speaker 3Season one, episode 2063. Episode 12,863. How many episodes Victor Newman been on Episode 2063.?
Speaker 2Episode 12,863.
Speaker 3God yeah.
Speaker 4How many episodes Victor Newman been on Episode?
Speaker 112,800. I think he just died or retired one or two, I don't know. I can't remember.
Speaker 3No, victor Newman is still on there. Oh, my goodness, because I was flicking through the TV one time.
Speaker 1Yeah, what was on there yesterday? It was on there yesterday, yeah.
Speaker 3Listen. I was flicking through the TV one time. Yeah, was it on there yesterday. It was on there yesterday. Yeah, listen.
Speaker 1I was flicking through the TV and I was like, oh, victor Newman is still on the stories that motherfucker used to call in sick and they just put somebody else in their place. I don't think they ever replaced him you can't replace Victor Newman, you just reduce him. No, I know, they just wouldn't show his parts until like Friday as he got older cause as he when it first or they would have somebody no on Monday, tuesday, wednesday look Monday Wednesday.
Speaker 3Friday. It'd be just like this. Let's say he took a sick day. Yeah, you come in and talk to Victor this is just how I was Remember. They walk into the office and he's standing right behind the desk like this. So you know you can't see his face yeah. So he's just like this, but you talking to me. Oh Alabama Jets See. I know they wouldn't know. No, no they would never show his face, so it was probably his stand in.
Speaker 1But or they, or they, or they wouldn't show his storyline that day, or or for a couple days.
Speaker 2They all had different storylines.
Speaker 3They was gonna have sex on the stories I was like I remember they used to Go in the room Boy.
Speaker 1I remember one time when Victor Young. Fucking he unzipped that dress. All the way down to the butt top.
Speaker 2He went in the room and the shit went off hey.
Speaker 3I told you.
Speaker 1Boy man shit. I think my candy got hard, yeah, no listen.
Speaker 3Hey, remember the stuff that used to excite you. Yeah, you'd be like oh, willis, kissed.
Speaker 1Charlene, yeah, that shit used to. Yeah, You'd wake and then you'd see. See them next week. They land in the bed and shit Dog.
Speaker 3He got that ass. That used to be exciting, right there.
Speaker 1Yeah, you sit up there and show that you had imagination then Now ain't no imagination. You've seen it all.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's too much.
Childhood Memories and Home Remedies
Speaker 1Well, first off, some of them, they just showing you everything Growing up you can't sit up there and look like damn Growing up in this day and era. I bet she got some big titties.
Speaker 3Well, you can tell, but I bet you know.
Speaker 2She got some big eyebrows.
Speaker 3Yeah, she got them chocolate chips. I'm just saying there's nothing sexually.
Speaker 1They look like chips, ahoy. That can surprise you, right now?
Speaker 5Oh no, hersey kisses, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I'm just saying, if you think about it, there's nothing sexual that can surprise you right now. Nothing, that's true.
Speaker 4Absolutely nothing. Like I said, I need to get, I bullshit you now.
Speaker 5P Diddy and Meek Mill. Oh my God.
Speaker 1I cannot unhear that. That wouldn't surprise you. Hey, that was.
Speaker 5Everybody was surprised.
Speaker 3That was AI, though that was A, though.
Speaker 5That shit was funny as fuck.
Speaker 3That's.
Speaker 5AI right, I was just like man get the fuck out of here, but those rumors been out there though.
Speaker 1Hey, please tell me that's AI. Those rumors been out there. They been out, my favorite thing.
Speaker 3I heard that by mistake and now I cannot Unhear it.
Speaker 1I remember telling Bosco about one of his Favorite models that rooted somebody.
Speaker 3Oh, that's my dude man. Oh damn Years ago.
Speaker 5Oh damn.
Speaker 3And I got it from his cousin.
Speaker 1That's my dude man, the dude cousin told me.
Speaker 3We ain't going to be salacious here hey, we didn't already. Obviously we're not going to get picked up by ESPN. No, because Joe just killed that. Thanks Joe.
Speaker 4So now we ain't going to be, we ain't going to get invited to the Met Gala or the Espy's Runway to.
Speaker 3Hope or anything like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, we sure ain't going to get invited to the LGBT thing either.
Speaker 5The Gay Parade. Q Q R ain't gonna get invited to the lgbt thing, either the gay parade, q r and q theq a and oh, don't forget, I'm a motherfucking g and
Speaker 3the motherfucking g's don't forget the g's man y'all wild, boy man Y'all wild, oh shit.
Speaker 4Damn it Bama Joe.
Speaker 1Tell it like it is. God damn it, amy.
Speaker 3Say it with your chest, joe.
Speaker 2I didn't come to paint what the fuck's wrong with you I didn't come to paint man.
Speaker 1I've been drinking moonshine All morning, oh lord.
Speaker 5Oh yes, I started like 8 o'clock this morning I started off lit 8 o'clock, yep.
Speaker 3Yeah, so today is Friday for you, yeah, today is Saturday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, so okay, yeah today is Saturday for him.
Speaker 1For me it's Saturday.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, shit.
Speaker 1L. You didn't bring me nothing to drink. You can't handle that I couldn't do that to you.
Speaker 5Moonshine. You on your bike too, nigga you gonna. I'll be popping whoopies for real. Steve, where you at, I don't know where the fuck you went.
Speaker 1Oh my it happened to sound like that little toy you used to pull it straight. Oh yes, I used to love it, that motherfucker Sitting there spinning in a circle. Evil Knievel right, don't let him roll over you had the pump one, you had the pump one, you had the. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5They did have it. Jump on it. Hell yeah, you know, we told that motherfucker About the three pumps. We gonna jump on that motherfucker. Try to make it go farther. It was done. Y'all always tearing up shit. That's why I don't buy you nothing, man.
Speaker 1That shit my mama used to buy us. She buy us the best basketball you can find, the cheapest gold you can find. See, man, we had a nice ass basketball you can play that Spare no expense. We didn't get none of that. And get the cheapest goddamn gold you can find. You're shooting that motherfucker three times. It broke. You had to get up there and weld that motherfucker back together.
Speaker 5Damn. He taught you carpentry skills. You had to learn welding.
Speaker 1And if you wanted to play in it, yep, and if you wanted to play in it, or what you used to do, you used to take a piece of board and prop it up in there and nail it up. Oh no.
Speaker 5Right Yep.
Speaker 1That too, man Shit. I remember the goddamn bicycle tire Shit. That's why we got good you shooting that 20-inch rim.
Speaker 3Oh man, Take the spokes out of it.
Speaker 4Put your nails in that motherfucker, that was switched, Nicky.
Speaker 5I was the first one in my neighborhood to put a motherfucker. You know the net. I put the net up from like the naval oranges from California. I just lined the rim with it so it had a net. Everybody's like man, how you think of that. I was like man.
Speaker 3I got creativity. Hey, Steve, I saw a long time ago his innovation.
Speaker 1I'm like hey, you should have patented that shit.
Speaker 3I know right, he's still getting paid. Every net bought this cat like man.
Speaker 1Just like we should have patented breakaway. I know, right Damn See that goddamn bicycle rim would fold over, and then you had to put more nails in that bitch Damn yeah. Big ass get some number three nails.
Speaker 3You know that is crazy, because you done played on milk cartons, bicycle rims, obviously regular. Yeah, hey, you didn't even sit up here and play when y'all played one-on-one and one of your boys was the hoop. You know they just had to sit there, what they are, and when they ain't like the nigga, the nigga go to shoot, they move it, you go to shoot them, oh yeah.
Speaker 4They be like man come on stop.
Speaker 1And then you just go dunk on them. No, but like we used to go play other neighborhoods and shit On the right side motherfucking out of bounds be like fucking 20 feet oh dog On the other side out of bounds be like eight.
Speaker 3Hey dog, we need to be playing. It was like the driveway.
Speaker 1They ain't put the motherfucker in the middle. Hell yeah, I remember we went to one neighborhood and played. They didn't put the motherfucker in the middle. Hell yeah, I mean. We went to one neighborhood and played. They had stumps and shit on the court so you had to dribble. You had to dribble that motherfucker Boy. You know you hit that stump. It's going to go away. So, you'd be hitting them tree roots and shit and you had to dribble through them tree roots Shit bro, we got good at that shit.
Speaker 1That builds character man and I fell on one of them, down tree roots and busted my knee up. I was crying. My brother threw some dirt on that. Shit Boy, it'll be all right. Packed that shit full of dirt.
Speaker 3Yeah, hell yeah, went back to playing Like they said there was no crying in baseball.
Speaker 1Went back to work. Got home, man, there was a scab on it.
Speaker 2Already I booze, and now I'm serious.
Speaker 3He won the ring, he won the fast healers.
Speaker 1It's remarkable how you used to heal back in the day when you was a kid. You think about that shit.
Speaker 3You used to get cut and you go to sleep and wake up the next morning and motherfucking damn near gone. Oh, that shit take forever now.
Speaker 1Now you're. I got cut, took three weeks, even get a scab on it.
Speaker 5Hey, you be like damn Like what my knee was for. I need some help.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4About three months later, you just now, at 100%. I used to hate them scabs too man, you know you used to pick them scabs. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1Man, my brother stepped on the nail. The motherfucker put some goddamn honey and turpentine and salt meat and a penny and wrap that shit up around his foot.
Speaker 3Hey, this cat is coming up with all the country remedies.
Speaker 1I was just you know salt meat and a penny and shit, and let him walk around in that shit. Next thing, you know, hey took that shit off a couple days later Done, done. But I understand what they were doing though, because it didn't really bleed.
Speaker 5Right.
Speaker 1So you had to have something to draw the we would say poison out of that from the nail.
Speaker 3Yeah, Because if you get stuck and you don't bleed, whatever's in there is going to stay in there.
Speaker 1You said wait, repeat that. He stepped on the nail and when he pulled his foot off of it it didn't really bleed, so the infection excuse me, to keep it from getting infection they put the salt pork on there to actually the salt actually would draw the infection out.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's that home remedy right there.
Speaker 1I get it, I get it. And they had all kinds of rooms but they used to be lined on. Motherfuckers Got bit by a rattlesnake, killed a chicken. Put the chicken on it. Man, nobody gonna waste no goddamn chicken On a rattlesnake bite. What the fuck's wrong with you?
Speaker 5You just gonna let it die. Get to the hospital, yeah.
Speaker 4No, you gotta cut it. Cut out the rattlesnake bite Right no you got to cut it.
Speaker 2Cut out the rattlesnake bite right, you got to cut above it.
Speaker 1Let it bleed out.
Speaker 2I thought you were supposed to suck it out?
Speaker 4No, we ain't doing all that.
Speaker 1Everybody had bad teeth. You suck that shit out of your mouth. You have poison all in your mouth.
Speaker 5My gum's going numb. You want to?
Speaker 2Everybody had bad teeth, everybody had bad teeth back home from shit.
Speaker 1No damn dentist. Back in them days, shit.
Speaker 3That's when he went like you didn't go to the dentist until you absolutely had to.
Speaker 1You never brush your teeth with baking soda is all we had oh yeah, oh yeah. Brush your teeth with baking soda and shit.
Speaker 3They still do that now. From time to time, add a little bit to the toothpaste.
Speaker 1I ain't doing it now. We had to pour it on the damn thing. Never baking soda. Oh, we had that. No toothpaste.
Speaker 5I said baking soda. I said baking soda.
Speaker 1Man, we had left for throwing on your armpits. You had no deal with it either. Yep.
Speaker 4Baking soda fixed everything.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4Everything.
Speaker 2Yeah, and you baked with it.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, oh yeah, Give me some baking soda.
Speaker 1Did you see that? Did you get that video I sent you, where that dude said we were so poor and when people come to the yard they had to take turns being the dog, because they couldn't afford the dog man.
Speaker 3They just started out there barking.
Speaker 4Well, no but they were just saying how poor they were.
Speaker 1Then the other one said yeah, we was so poor, we had no food. Mama just read us the recipes.
Speaker 2He said I had a brother who was.
Speaker 1He said my little brother's hard to hear and he almost started it.
Speaker 2Oh man, I said man, he must be crazy. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1Oh man, I said man, he must be crazy.
Speaker 3That's hilarious hey who's ready to hear this? Ai rap oh no, this ain't the AI rap just yet. We gonna go back to that. This is the Buzzfeed poll. It's what they say it starts off. It's completely absurd and it talks about how people are sharing things that rich people have ruined for everyone else. Okay, you know what it is. I mean, you know rich people can do, I'm telling you rich people have ruined for me.
Speaker 1Can I give you a list of shit they ruined for me?
Speaker 2All right sure.
Speaker 1The motherfucker ruined the dollar. Lap dance. That's the first thing, the motherfuckers coming out throwing money and shit. Now I got to pay a goddamn $10 or something.
Speaker 4It's been like that for a minute though Rich people do that.
Speaker 5You didn't go to the strip club back then.
Speaker 4No, no, we used to go to that motherfucker with $20 and get lap dance all goddamn night.
Speaker 5Right right, you was considered lucky, you had that dollar, they'd come get that dollar.
Speaker 1And now you hold up a dollar, the motherfucker walk by you and flip you off.
Speaker 3God, like what you doing with that you should be offended.
Speaker 5The fuck is that.
Speaker 1A dollar is like a penny to them. Now she don't even recognize a dollar no more. It's like a penny to them now, you know.
Speaker 4Inflation.
Speaker 1We used to pick pennies up back in the day. Now you step over a penny.
Speaker 3Let me tell you the first one. I'm going to tell you their first one. It says thrift shopping. It says I used to thrift shop a lot but it's been ruined. I used to be able to go thrifting and come back with three New York shirts and a pair of pants for around $15. And they were good clothes. It says some with tags still on them. Now, good luck finding my size at all. Plus, clothes that are left are all shit. And it says and they want ten dollars for a shirt. Now, now I'm gonna tell you this. I know someone that'll go I guess we'll call it thrifting or go to sometimes a little second hand stores or the Goodwill or something. And I've had I have heard them complain about that they like man, I remember when you just better go in here and get, get Jordache, get a few things.
Speaker 1Now you're leaving. Yeah, now you get them knockoff Levi's from Mexico that don't even come over your ass. Don't act like you ain't got a pair by mistake.
Speaker 4I'm trying to understand this. So the rich people?
Speaker 1They go in there people they go thrift shop.
Speaker 3No, because thrifting is a thing now.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Especially like with rich folks so basically they probably kind of raise the prices.
Speaker 1Yeah, I think it all started like just like garage sales, like people used to go garage sales.
Speaker 3Rich people ain't never used to go in there. I'm not going in a. Going to what?
Speaker 1happened. Was that remember? That guy went to a garage sale and he bought a painting and it turned out to be a Van Gogh.
Speaker 3Oh, I heard about that. Oh for real.
Speaker 1Yeah, I know somebody bought. You know he bought it for $5 or some shit and it ended up being fucking $5 million or some shit like that's what I'm talking about. That's hitting the lottery. I think the rich people get off on finding and hitting gems and they just go look for it and they just buy shit.
Speaker 3I'm not rich, but I'm going to go thrift now. All right, look here's number two Formerly cool towns around the country, think places like Denver, Austin, Asheville and more. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1They just turn them into resorts. Yeah, ski resorts and all that shit.
Speaker 3Okay, here we go. I want you to speak on this one, number three, bourbon. Once upon a time, the most expensive bourbon you could possibly find was about $100. It says now, with everyone collecting it, prices have skyrocketed. The secondary market is completely absurd. Now this, like I said, you can find this on BuzzFeed.
Speaker 1There's no way they should charge that much for bullet bourbon. There's just no fucking way.
Speaker 4So I can speak on it too, because my neighbor he's a he's a bourbon guy and he's a collector, right, and I've tried some expensive bourbons. I'm sitting here like so. So, for example, he's trying to find some bourbons that you used to be able to find. Now you can't find them right, so you go buy a bottle of of will it or something that's normally $70, $80. Secondary market's going for $300, $400 for a bottle of bourbon and you just sitting here like you gotta be crazy, we don't really drink bourbon, because that's old folk whiskey.
Speaker 1Well, it's whiskey, it's all the same. Old folks Put that on there. That'd be an old motherfucker to drink that shit Wild turkey, bour, or what Old granddad?
Speaker 4What's all this shit?
Speaker 1I'm kind of grouping it all together, old granddad 114.
Speaker 4That kind of shit, it's true.
Speaker 1But old granddad. 114 used to be cheap though, but that shit is expensive as fuck now.
Speaker 3So what shot it up? I know everybody and their mama got drinking.
Speaker 4it Got like a tequila or a bourbon, but there's only like a few places that make bourbon or whiskey. So, like Buffalo, trace makes seven different brands, that's a whiskey distillery.
Speaker 3So they make like seven different brands. Oh, I got another. Here's another good one. At number four Food trucks. They said they were once A convenient place to get food for cheap Cause, you know, back in the day they called them the roach coach.
Speaker 5The gut truck, the gut truck Roach Coach.
Speaker 1Those are the original food trucks, you can go there and get a hot dog and a soda. Hey, I can remember.
Speaker 3I did one time. This was at Paradise Valley Target it was. I love seafood. I got like a lobster a lobster sandwich or something Huh.
Speaker 5He said you bought seafood from a gut truck, See now you see what he just said. Yeah that's exactly what I just said, yeah man.
Speaker 1What kind of gut truck you with See. Now see, that's what now?
Speaker 3You could get Listen if you read what this thing just said. It just said food trucks, now I'm in Paradise Valley. Okay, now what gut truck or roach coat you think is in Paradise Valley?
Speaker 1They got food trucks In the parking lot Before we get a hamburger burritos.
Speaker 4Yeah right, so they got a food truck going on right now over in Peoria. Every Friday food truck Friday about 15, 20 food trucks when we going.
Speaker 5Over at Sam's and we going Sam's and we going Sam's Club.
Speaker 3And yep and we going.
Speaker 5I almost went tonight. See, we can go the way back, man, alright.
Speaker 3Here we go. I'm hey, I'm going man you right there.
Speaker 1They ruined that.
Speaker 3But what I'm saying is that's the story First, well, roach, whatever you want to call it, dude, the thing was like you should go there 17, 18 dollars. Yeah was like $17, $18. Yeah, that's more than you should go to a food truck, so that's probably what you should get a breakfast like bacon and eggs and shit. See now, those are the original Roach Coaches.
Speaker 1I remember when I was in school, you know that's like got the little silver 350.
Speaker 3The silver bottom and 350.
Speaker 2Or the white truck.
Speaker 4Yeah, man Like they got machine guns in there or something I remember in school they had some food trucks.
Speaker 1You're right about that. They ruined the food. Think about that shit.
Speaker 5Chick-fil-A had to ruin that shit too. Then Chick-fil-A sucked, they done. Ruined the fucking meal Fast food meal.
Speaker 3Man Joe is killing it For $25.
Speaker 5$25 for a fucking meal.
Speaker 3Hey, we ain't going to never get nobody to pick us up $ 40 piece milk. We got to keep it 100, huh.
Speaker 1Yeah, I ain't fucking with Chick-fil-A. You don't like Chick-fil-A? Come on man, everybody know they don't like black people.
Speaker 4Chick-fil-a don't like black people. I see a lot of black people working at Chick-fil-A.
Speaker 2That don't mean they don't like them.
Speaker 5Trump don't like black people. That's the owner Look at that.
Speaker 3It. How do you know our jobs? Like us.
Speaker 4Owner of Chick-fil-A is LDS, a Mormon Right.
Speaker 3And how do you know I?
Speaker 5like black people. I might not like black people, mormons don't like black people, I mean black Mormons, you see. Have you ever fucked a Mormon?
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 5Hell no.
Speaker 3Oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 5That just tells you right there Maybe don't fuck with black people dress too long.
Speaker 1I don't know, I don't know one person that's mormon I mean, I probably know some, but I got mormon friends yeah I do they seem pretty nice?
Speaker 4They always do. No, they nice? No, they will come over and help you.
Speaker 1If you join a church, it would be the Mormon church. Yeah, if I would join one.
Speaker 4Because I remember I had a coworker that was Mormon and I was installing a back door, the French doors. He's like, hey, I'll come over and help you. I'm like sure, Offered, that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1I would do that. They're extremely nice, though I mean.
Speaker 3We're extremely nice, but I'm just saying, I mean I help you, I just don't know what the hell I'm doing.
Speaker 5When did I ask you the other day? Right, you need some help. Yeah, I'm like yeah.
Speaker 3You need some help. What I've experienced, I'm doing.
Speaker 1I'll just be there for support the church itself, right if you're a member of the church and if you're going through some hardship?
Speaker 4they can take care of you. Yeah, they take care of you.
Speaker 1You can't get that in the Baptist church. They just say you need to pray more.
Speaker 3Pray harder. Hey, I'm going to tell you this.
Speaker 2I've been praying harder than the bills that I get paid. Did you put your tithes no reason? Did?
Speaker 3you put your ties. When I sit up here and I leave church, I see the preacher in an Escalade or a stretch hummer and I'm going across the street To catch the bus, to catch the bus, and then, when you're going past me, you you going to like Bourbon and Bones or Donovan's one of them little fancy restaurants and you toot the horn at me while I'm sitting at the bus. Stop, toot, toot that ain't even worse.
Speaker 1And your kids drive by and call.
Speaker 2All of them.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm like Teenagers.
Truck Talk and Country Living
Speaker 3Still in high school. You don't want to sit up here and ask me To give you, my 10%. Exactly. You just took my 10% and gave it to your kids To pay for your car and your kids' car, Right, and I'm sitting up here catching a bus Now why don't you downgrade?
Speaker 1I want to mention you ain't got to pay no taxes.
Speaker 3You downgrade your car and help me get like a Ford Festiva or a Geo Tracker. No, I don't even want a Geo Tracker, at least have the comodicity not to drive that motherfucker to church. Hey, you know what my dream car is? A Geo Prism.
Speaker 1You ain't fat enough for that, I tell you.
Speaker 2They won't even sell you one of them.
Speaker 4You it do be the biggest. They won't even Sell you one of them. It do be the biggest niggas In the jail prison.
Speaker 1I remember Dog. Hey, they won't even sell you One of them. I remember oh dog.
Speaker 2One time I think I had a jail prison For a rental car.
Speaker 3Dog. I was like who Jail prisons ain't bad.
Speaker 1She is that motherfucker Woo. These yield prisms ain't bad. She made it. I remember we used to have to align the motherfucker with the big motherfucker sitting in it, and it's the only way you can get it to go down the road straight. Oh, my goodness you just did alignment on my car. It ain't pulling Because your fat ass in the back. Which way? Let me guess it pulling to the left.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Okay, you weigh 300 pounds in a GO. All right, look, here's another one Trucks. Once upon a time they were a humble working class vehicle for people who needed to be able to do things themselves. Now they are luxury vehicles with hey yeah them. Trucks are super, super nice and expensive.
Speaker 1You can't afford one now and expensive. You can't afford one now 92,000 guess who about to get one?
Speaker 3you mean you like regular people. I know somebody sitting at this table about to get one. I know I ain't gonna get one. It ain't me.
Speaker 2Uh, oh you see this nigga saying no, I't going to get one.
Speaker 4Oh it ain't me, it ain't me. Uh-oh, nope, it's you, look you see this, nigga saying no.
Speaker 3I would like to get one. Hey, talk to us next summer. Talk to us next summer. I would love to get one. Currently they are out of my price range.
Speaker 1I'm going to tell you what I'm going to take my pocket knife out and cut your ass.
Speaker 2Why Do I have a truck? Why? Why? You heard me, I said pocket knife.
Speaker 5Right, he said rusty pocket knife nigga. Why can't I get a truck, joe?
Speaker 1Rich people fucking out of shit.
Speaker 4See that, exactly, listen. I would love to get a truck, but, like you said but I done had a truck $90,000 for what I want.
Speaker 1I done, had a truck all my life Right, and that motherfucker could drive his own. Now, here's the difference.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 4Joe, you are truly, truly country.
Speaker 2You are country.
Speaker 3So you having a pickup truck or whatever, like me, I mean I'm from a small town, but I'm still, I'm a city slicker, I'm not, you know country or anything like that I never rode the steer.
Speaker 1Yeah, so when I'm, you know, when I'm like Never rode a horse and never rode the steer.
Speaker 3Yeah. So when I'm sitting up there and I see the trucks, I'm like Nigga, I ain't never been in no barn.
Speaker 5I ain't seen no real horse.
Speaker 3So it's crazy. I saw one when I went to Thistle Downs. I've seen that shit on TV. I've seen that shit on TV.
Speaker 4It was crazy, because when I moved here again, I lived in Texas. You know only people that worked. I rode a horse, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, oh, you've been on a horse before. Oh, yeah, yeah, you Several times. No, you ain't never been on a horse, I ain't never been on a horse, me neither.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, okay, now go ahead. That went, that went, that went way in the wrong direction.
Speaker 4Nigga, hey, it's been in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3Since you talked about ESPN.
Speaker 1Man yeah, but I didn't go. I didn't, I didn't go down Puffin Road. You went down Puffin Road. I just asked the cat how many people Sound on this horse Hold on hold, on See.
Speaker 3I didn't go to Puffy Wait wait.
Speaker 5You see how he didn't win the time. I was thinking of a body count. This nigga thinking Puffy. Wait a minute, man, hold on a second.
Speaker 1You next? No that nigga said how many people rode your horse.
Speaker 3That nigga said so you just all of a sudden think of a deuce.
Speaker 5I was just like huh. Then I thought about it. I was like man, my body count over 150.
Speaker 4So let me think oh my God, god damn, I'm with you on that, bro, oh my God.
Speaker 5I had to think about it.
Speaker 1I was like oh, I think I stopped about two seconds.
Speaker 5I stopped counting. Then I was like man, I'm through counting.
Speaker 2That's TDs. God damn, I'm through counting you and him too.
Speaker 1Goes with the territory you better.
Speaker 5Wrap it up you better. Wrap it up Goes with the territory, you better wrap it up.
Speaker 3Oh my goodness, Sometimes that motherfucker pop me.
Speaker 1You think you got a cock ring on or something. Motherfucker pop the wrap around your nuts. Does she feel good? Or what I am sitting?
Speaker 3next to a whore. You is not going to stop. Hey, we are sitting here with Ron Jeremy and Mr Marcus.
Planned Parenthood and Parenting Surprises
Speaker 1How are y'all doing today? Look, oh baby. Okay, I'm going to tell you a fucking conundrum right here. You know how you used to go to Planned Parenthood to get condoms and shit Right. Them motherfuckers used to get the cheapest goddamn condoms they could find Lifestyle.
Speaker 5Lifestyle, that's right.
Speaker 1I remember, and them motherfuckers would pop like a balloon on your ass. They did. Ah, what's that? Damn them, damn them lifestyle. They talking about birth control. Them mother man, you get to going and shit. Next thing you know that something is wrapped around your nuts.
Speaker 4That's how Planned Parenthood. Stay in business, man, please. And then they wanna man.
Speaker 1Then they wanna ban abortion. With them cheap ass rubbers.
Speaker 4Come on, man. Planned Parenthood, stay in business.
Speaker 3So Planned Parenthood, setting folks up for failure, setting them up, yeah.
Speaker 1Them cheap. It's staying in business.
Speaker 3So Planned.
Speaker 1Parenthood is setting folks up for failure? Yeah, setting them up, them cheap-ass rubbers. You go in there, baby, oh, and a big one. Look, they sit them on the desk like candy.
Speaker 3You just grab a hand and go. No, you go to the doctor's office and get the baby for the candy.
Speaker 1I've never been to Planned Parenthood. You go in there, motherfucker.
Speaker 5One step in there and get a whole little lunch sack. A paper sack and throw them in there.
Speaker 1Here you go, thank you, here you go, thank you, and let me tell you them motherfuckers, ain't no good you fucking might have nine, ten children fucking with them.
Speaker 3They work for me. We're going to here, that you know,
Speaker 2they work for me.
Speaker 1That you know, I know I might Win some money.
Speaker 5Right, win some money and come out the world worse that motherfucker be.
Speaker 4Is you, my daddy Joe, gonna open the door? 99999, damn little nigga, you look like me 99999. What you say your mama is. I open the door and it look like I was Looking in the mirror.
Speaker 2What would you do?
Speaker 4If you showed up and you had a son that you didn't know you had, I wouldn't claim it.
Speaker 1You wouldn't. No, I can't have no sons. Is that what you're going to tell the judge? I'm going to tell him the truth I can't have no sons. Judge I got all daughters. I got all daughters. That's my fucking mind. I can't have no sons. You stick a needle in them. We stick a needle in them. We stick a needle in them and I bet you it won't be mine.
Speaker 4You look just like you Spit an image.
Speaker 1We look like it won't be mine.
Speaker 5Act like you and everything Be his brothers.
Speaker 3That's hilarious dog.
Speaker 1I'm telling you right now I'm serious, I can't man. Everything about me is girls All my kids, grandkids, dogs, all that shit. Goldfish, you don't have no boys. Ain't a boy nowhere in sight. So you show up with a boy if you want to you ain't getting shit. What's wrong with this bitch? You got to dress him up like a girl, or?
Speaker 3something Now see, look, here we go Back to P Diddy.
Speaker 1Now. But you know what, though? Like all these videos coming out about motherfuckers talking about P Diddy, how do we know that shit ain't AI, though?
Speaker 5Man, I don't know shit.
AI Influence on Creativity and Education
Speaker 1You can't Like. They had this motherfucker talking about. He saw what's-his-name pounding this guy, that guy, this guy. I think this is true, that shit could be like motherfuckingucking AI, because AI ain't no fucking joke.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3You see, they did the oh, you sent it. The AI with LeBron, oh yeah.
Speaker 5Man, that shit was so funny, that shit is hilarious dog.
Speaker 1And I was looking at it like man, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 5These motherfuckers don't quit, they don't quit man Internet's undefeated, Undefeated. I was like I wonder where they get this creativity from.
Speaker 1Now I'm going to tell you this they be so creative and make it so bad. They all weren't lying either. That's what makes it funny.
Speaker 2That's probably what I.
Speaker 1I think it probably felt that way too.
Speaker 5They saying that way too, they're saying some truth in every lie, God damn.
Speaker 1hey, 80? It wasn't 80. That motherfucker ain't showed up.
Speaker 5And look Another dummy.
Speaker 1He was saying you can build a goddamn house out of bricks, what you call it, what you shooting man.
Speaker 4You can't post nothing, no more.
Speaker 1He said what's his name On the left don't let that dude. He said that's why we shoot all the bricks we could build the goddamn house with all them bricks he was shooting.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, no, that's hilarious, it was do y'all think any of the uh like the diss tracks. No, but who's his ai?
Speaker 4who's his real? So drake so drake did one. His diss track had a biggie and tupac on it right yeah, I heard Tupac's his estate said something about it.
Speaker 1But now they got AI singing the song like it's from the 20s. I think I might have sent you that one, the one Long as my Bitches Love Me.
Speaker 3Right right, right, right right.
Speaker 1And the guy like he's in the 20s and shit.
Speaker 4That shit's fucking hilarious dude, all I know is I mean now, like you said, you pulled up Chat PT and it wrote a rhyme like that, just like that, just like that. So if you're an artist like that, you can't think you got writer's block Writer's block Exactly.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know what I'm saying, or you just can't write with the fuck at all.
Speaker 3Hey, this teacher called in to Ghostwriter. Whoa, what show. Oh, when I was listening to Johnny's House, a teacher called in and said oh, I think their topic was something about what has AI helped you with or something. And she was saying it helped her with her teaching plan. Like she just put something in and she said it did a fantastic job and it saved her like a few hours.
Speaker 1It will help you.
Speaker 4She can't get mad at the kids when they send in the essay, then oh yeah, true that, oh, all them kids.
Speaker 3They're all doing it now. It be like Larry.
Speaker 1You know damn well, you ain't write this, larry.
Speaker 5There ain't no reason why you should be failing them, you ain't smarter than.
Speaker 1Larry.
Speaker 3I come right home. I'll be like Listen, this is what we did back in the day In elementary school. Might have been 5, sixth grade and you know you had to do a book report, Right? So obviously, what I do, I'm going to do a book report on the Karate Kid Nigga. You know I watched the movie. I seen the movie like 12 times. I'm just going to write the report, but at least I did write the report. I did write the report, but At least I did Write, I write the report.
Speaker 4I did write the report. It's just a thought involved. Like you have to sit there, write.
Speaker 1I mean, I didn't set a period. I don't even know how to book.
Speaker 3We didn't read it. I read like a little bit of it, but I was like I didn't get the movie Right here Just read, read the summary. Yeah, oh, cliff notes, we didn't have cliff notes.
Speaker 5We kept them in business when I was out?
Speaker 3Yeah, we didn't have them. No, you don't even need Cliff notes.
Speaker 4Everything you gotta act. Gotta answer your math.
Speaker 1Now.
Speaker 4And show you step by step how to do it.
Speaker 1Man get that, but they changed the format For real dog.
Speaker 4It will show you Everything.
Speaker 5Yeah, I heard Memorize all that shit For nothing. Yeah.
Speaker 3Memorize and then forgot.
Speaker 4All of it Exactly. That's why it's kind of pointless now, because you got to act for everything now.
Speaker 1Yeah, so it's not really pointless.
Speaker 4See, that's the difference between Memorizing shit and learning shit. No, I agree, I agree, I agree, I mean you can memorize shit, but nowadays, but see that best.
Speaker 3Because for us, for us Like way back we had to you know when Used, to get tested on all the precedents and all this other stuff.
Speaker 1You had to memorize it, you learned it, you had to learn it Like now see if you memorize, you're going to forget it If you learn it. You'll never forget it.
Speaker 5That's the whole. Thing. Yep Just like me in geometry, trigonometry, algebra college, algebra, calculus. I had to learn that shit, yep college algebra calculus.
Speaker 1I had to learn that. Shit Took a whole sheet of paper. Nobody at home helped me.
Speaker 5So anytime.
Speaker 1I took it home.
Speaker 5I couldn't get no help, so I had to figure it out.
Speaker 1I remember my dad took my algebra book and opened it up and closed it back up and said no wonder y'all crazy.
Speaker 2Kevin moving down.
Speaker 1My brother said no wonder y'all crazy.
Speaker 3You know, you know your kids Get to that certain age when you like man.
Speaker 1Then I they come home.
Speaker 3I ain't gonna be able To help them With his homework, and let's call Our best friend AI.
Speaker 1But I'm just saying, and when my dad did that.
Speaker 3Call chat.
Speaker 1GPT, I realized I didn't have the heart To tell him that arithmetic started with an A, not an R.
Speaker 4Arithmetic Started with an A Arithmetic. Not arithmetic. Arithmetic.
Speaker 1Yeah, I didn't have to tell him. All you need is three R's.
Speaker 5Read, write and arithmetic.
Speaker 2How many times you heard that shit? I didn't need three R's, I got read, write and arithmetic that's his name.
Speaker 1Okay, I just didn't have to tell him he probably died, thinking it was over the heart.
Speaker 4Let him live.
Speaker 1That's hilarious. The world is happier. That's true. Ignorant is bliss. They never lied about that. I use that word. I don't know.
Speaker 3Ignorant is bliss. You don't know how to do that you want to show me.
Speaker 1I ain't know. Ignorant is bliss. No, you don't know how to do that. No, no, no, you want to show me?
Speaker 3I ain't got time, I'll just do it you get the one person sometimes that always think they smarter than the room you be like, oh Lord here we go with this one. Yep I let them ride.
Speaker 1Hey, go ahead. How am I supposed to do that? Let me show you one time. Okay, that's all I need.
Speaker 3Hey, well, look, I got two more. I'm scrolling through this real quick.
Speaker 5All right, go ahead Look number 10 was tacos. Tacos.
Speaker 3I recently went to a taco food truck where they put like 100 ingredients on a taco and charged $20 for it. I would rather go to the Mexican place down the street and get a plate of tacos for $10.
Speaker 5Get 10 tacos for $10.
Speaker 3Because you know how they sit up there, they dress it all up and all that Charge you $20 for two of them.
Speaker 2Ah, call it a chalupa.
Speaker 1What the fuck is a chalupa? It's a taco.
Speaker 3A taco wrapped in a soft shell. I'll stop with this one, but 11 was previously affordable clothing brand Stuff remember, like Carhartt, dickies, levi's and so many more. He said why did a Dickies t-shirt go from 15 to almost 40 in just a few years? It was cheaper than 15.
Speaker 1You just better get that stuff from the hardware store to almost 40 in just a few years.
Speaker 3It was cheaper than 15.
Speaker 1That's them.
Speaker 3You just better get that stuff from the hardware store.
Speaker 1That's encryption, blood and shit.
Speaker 4No, they'd be worried. Yeah, I don't even think it was them.
Speaker 1When.
Speaker 2Cube came out and shit Cube came out and shit.
Speaker 1That shit got popular in the month. Y'all remember like Champion.
Speaker 4I used to wear Champion. It was popular.
Speaker 3Yeah, now yup, yup.
Speaker 5When it was at Kmart, I used to wear champion.
Speaker 3You used to get it at Kmart. Yeah, yup, yup, I never wore champion.
Speaker 5You never had champion so. I still got champion shit it used to be real popular.
Speaker 4No, it used to be the cheap athletic wear be the cheap athletic wear.
Speaker 3I thought it was just like just the regular.
Speaker 4I mean, you can buy it at Kmart.
Speaker 3Remember, they had Champion, they had.
Speaker 4Russell, Russell was yeah.
Speaker 3Obviously, you had Russell Athletic. You had the other brands.
Speaker 1Because that was the only thing in Western Auto. Russell, get you some damn shoes and all that shit.
Speaker 5Western Auto. What the fuck is Western Auto? I don't know what that is. No, it used to have.
Speaker 1That's why they used to sell everything from tractors to t-shirts.
Speaker 3Hey that's all the shit. I almost was like Sears.
Speaker 1Sears used to sell you go to that motherfucker and buy a gun, a t-shirt a pair of drawers, all that shit.
Speaker 2That was like.
Speaker 1Walmart.
Speaker 2I got to get away from this list.
Speaker 3Now I got to 15. Remember I just talked about the food truck. It said lobster. At one point, this shellfish was considered to be the cockroach of the sea shrimp lobster.
Speaker 1I thought shrimp was the cockroach. I think that's they full of shit on that one.
Speaker 3I was going to say we been baby lobster crawl dance for years. I tell you this. I know it was a treat a couple times in my life when I did go to Red Lobster. You get some lobster food.
Speaker 1I was like oh.
Speaker 3Red Lobster we never had lobster growing up Never.
Speaker 4Red Lobster Lobster. No, Do you like better lobster or crab Lobster Lobster?
Food Memories and Nostalgia
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't like crab man Counting pages saying Crab take too, damn yeah.
Speaker 2It's too much work.
Speaker 5For too little meat.
Speaker 3Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4Now if you gonna sit up here.
Speaker 3And crack it for me and all that. You get a real big Like the king crab If I mess around and hit a powerball, I'm gonna get an official.
Speaker 5Big ass cream crab, Put it on the table and let everybody grab some legs. Oh, like man.
Speaker 1But I do want to. If I ever get Winnie the Pooh, I would get that big-ass lobster though that motherfucker bigger than this table $1,500 one.
Speaker 3Good Lord, and that's starting to go. Fund me that motherfucker big.
Speaker 4I don't think I've ever had lobster. I know I have Really.
Speaker 1You ever seen that.
Speaker 3Do you like seafood? I'm not huge on seafood. You're more of a steak person. Yeah, I'm more of a steak. Yeah, no, I'm seafood I'm seafood all the way.
Speaker 5Surf and turf, right, yeah, surf and turf. Yeah. Well, you got steak and lobster, yeah.
Speaker 3It all started when we was eating the sardines and the mustard.
Speaker 1That's where my seafood that's where mine came from. Yeah, I'm like oh, I love this.
Speaker 3Sardines, mustard sardines, yeah, the mustard sardines, and then you get them sardine crackers.
Speaker 1You're like ooh, got to be the one with the salt crystals on top of it too, not that motherfucking diet one.
Speaker 3Yeah, I didn't like the sardines with the tomato.
Speaker 1Yeah, I didn't. No, that wasn't that good.
Speaker 3Yeah, but the mustard and the sardines. I like that.
Speaker 1So now, Like the Vienna sausages. That's when I started, when I was like okay, Never liked that shit.
Speaker 4I used to eat Vienna sausages. Oh the Vienna sausages?
Speaker 3Yeah no, I don't mess with that. I don't mess with that.
Speaker 5I think I used to eat that shit too much. My mom tried to.
Speaker 3I don't mess with.
Speaker 4Spam? No, my mom tried. I can't shoot, I don't think I've never had spam.
Speaker 3You would have fried that shit, not knowingly. I don't think I've knowingly.
Speaker 1You would have fried it and put it on a goddamn piece of bread with some mayonnaise and some cheese.
Speaker 5What spam Shit. Yeah Gotta cut it just right. You gotta cut it just right.
Speaker 1About a quarter of an inch. Well, get some spam and do it About an eighth of an inch. That way it, don't fold up on you.
Speaker 3I can't do spam Like the bologna. Oh, I can do fried bologna, though.
Speaker 2And then, when it starts to bubble up, stab it with that fork, like you.
Speaker 3Jason, so you got to get the bologna.
Speaker 5I give it a sliver, sliver in the middle, so it just flatten out.
Speaker 1You got to get the bologna With the red motherfucking.
Speaker 4Ribbon around. Oh yeah, that was the best bologna. Who can sit?
Speaker 3up there and just eat the bologna.
Speaker 4And then it be gone.
Speaker 3I'm talking about I had kept the red ribbon On there.
Speaker 2And then that thing Was gone, spit the red ribbon out Exactly. He be like man that was. That was a good bologna. That's what you call hood skills right there.
Speaker 5Chew that motherfucker up Like hey, I still got the ribbon.
Speaker 3Listen, that's how you got good later on in life. Oh, okay, yeah, I'm just going to leave that alone right there. I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4You know, If you ate rice.
Speaker 2you're going to get fucked up.
Speaker 4Pause nigga, pause what you talking about Now you can go and say they done fucked up, just plain old water. I agree.
Speaker 5Hey.
Speaker 3I'ma see if water is on here, plain old water they done, fucked it up.
Speaker 1I done got on this thing.
Speaker 4It's too many damn water brands.
Speaker 3Hey, I can't tell you this, I swear to goodness. I'm trying to remember when was the very first time I bought a bottle of water from a store. Now I can almost say I think I was living here.
Speaker 5Phoenix, it was definitely in Phoenix. It was definitely in Phoenix because all the tap was good.
Speaker 3I never, ever remember buying water when I lived in Ohio ever.
Speaker 5No, we didn't ever buy water. We just bought Kool-Aid, we didn't buy water.
Speaker 3But listen, I don't even remember as a kid seeing a picture of water. Sometimes I remember seeing like the little.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, we had distilled water for the iron.
Speaker 3I remember seeing that.
Speaker 5But that was it, but that was it. But the bottled water, spring water.
Speaker 4So arrowhead and aquafina when I was with my grandparents in Texas. In the country you would have the springs so people would just take their gallon jugs and we would take like six or seven out there and just fill them up in the spring Spring water.
Speaker 1Just coming out the side of the rock. Yeah, we had a pump in the middle of the yard.
Speaker 3Hey, this damn list is on point dog, I can't stop looking at it now All right, give us another one.
Speaker 5What you talking about a pump like a well pump, yeah.
Speaker 1Hey, it's old, oh yeah old school.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah we did have one Cheap foods like donuts, cupcakes, hamburgers and wings that have all been given the foodie treatment.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1I know wings used to be 10 cents.
Speaker 5Yeah, remember that shit.
Speaker 1Get 10 for a dollar.
Speaker 3Then it went 10 for 5 dollars.
Speaker 5Then it went to 50 cents. Now it's 10 for 10 dollars. This some bullshit.
Speaker 3It says these foods were transformed from good cheap eats to gourmet bites demanding jacked up prices.
Speaker 1JJ's. Jj had wings Wednesday.
Speaker 3Is that here?
Speaker 1JJ's right there.
Speaker 4Oh, I know what you're talking about Cam, back in the 101 right there by the high school. Oh, I know what you're talking about Camelback and the 101 right there by the state, by the high school.
Speaker 3Oh, I don't know the Waterworld, I've never been there JJ's I've never heard of them.
Speaker 1Hey Need some things in there.
Speaker 3They got some wings.
Speaker 1Things.
Speaker 3Some big old wings. What's that? Is it a bar?
Speaker 4It's a bar. It's a the gym right Over there by no.
Speaker 3Oh, it used to be by U-Fit yeah yeah, yeah, u-fit, okay, hey, listen.
Speaker 1I'm going to put you right where it's at.
Speaker 3Christian used to In and out. Christian used to tell me about that spot. That's it In and out burger.
Speaker 1They said they got good food. You know where? Not over there, I don't no, right there on Camelback crossing.
Speaker 5Burger King In the same parking lot. Yeah, so it's on the south side of Camelback, it's in the same parking lot.
Speaker 1Walmart and Burger.
Speaker 3King. So we going from the food truck to JJ's and get some wings.
Speaker 1Yeah, because they have Wing Wednesday. So you go to Wing Wednesday. They don't do it today. How much they here, for they like a dollar a wing.
Speaker 5That's still expensive. But, you get both parts of the wing. It ain't just the drumstick or the flat.
Speaker 1It's the whole wing. No, I think it's the flats.
Speaker 3Oh, what like? Jj, JJ.
Speaker 1You got to go to Legion for that. You got to go to Legion for that shit. See, steve. I was like that might be a good deal Shit. Legion gave you all three pieces.
Speaker 5Right, you get the wing folded behind the drumstick that retarded piece?
Speaker 3Isn't that just a full piece of chicken?
Speaker 4It's a full chicken wing. It's a full chicken you got that legion on play.
Speaker 5Get four of those bitches for $5.
Speaker 3Alright, we're going to leave this list alone. Let's see if we got one more. Oh, it says professional sporting events. Yes, I'm going to shut it. Yeah, because I saw some of the other stuff, I was like they ain't lied about nothing on here yet.
Speaker 1No, just professional sports people that messed up a lot of shit.
Speaker 3With the high salaries.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know they come around. The local man like you can't get a decent woman, no more.
Speaker 5Yeah, man, which one of y'all want to fuck a $50 million man? She was going in like that nigga. I only got $50.
Speaker 4So I don't have a problem with them getting their money, but it's getting kind of ridiculous now. Don't have a problem with them getting their money, but something it's getting kind of ridiculous now do you do?
Speaker 3do you have a problem with them if?
Speaker 1you go to a club, right go, go out there when they uh with your lady if you don't, if you go to the club right and you don't play no kind of sports, you're wasting your time or look like you play some sports, maybe, yeah, you got to fake it, guess.
Speaker 4They ain't for me. If that's the case, they ain't for me. They for somebody else. You tell yourself that they for the streets.
Speaker 1You tell yourself that they ain't for me.
Speaker 4They ain't for me, that's some shit A motherfucker say, if a chick come up to me and be like, oh, you playing the NFL, what you?
Speaker 1do you know what you gonna say?
Speaker 3I'm gonna to say I have, yeah, I got cut yeah yeah, I have.
Speaker 5Yeah, I played for three seasons.
Speaker 3Yeah, I got cut. I used to.
Speaker 1I'd be like I blew my knee out Tore my ACL.
Speaker 3I blew my knee out during tryouts. I played for the Titans. Or you tell them I got cut because the coach was hating on me. Yeah, I played for the Titans. Or you tell him.
Speaker 2I got cut Cause. The coach Was hating on me. I played for the Titans. Yeah, yeah, for one day.
Speaker 4When you get busted, tell him no, I was in high school. You remember the Titans? Right, high school, denzel? I seen it, I played with Motherfucking, fucking Philadelphia Titans. Minor league Semi-pro.
Speaker 3We got a game next week. Come check me out.
Speaker 4Check me out Camelback High School.
Speaker 3Yeah, you sent her. You sent her the string.
Speaker 2Damn.
Speaker 5Man, we already out of time. Man, that shit is crazy.
Speaker 1It's like I stream a lot, it's that list, bro, that list fucked it up. Damn man, we already out of time. Man, that shit is crazy. It's like I stream a lot.
Speaker 3It's that list bro, that list fucked it up. That list fucked it up. Yeah, oh, with the uh. Hey, no, that list was good, that's great.
Speaker 1No with the shit hey wait, Did you go see?
Speaker 3uh, you go see Challengers. Oh yeah, I, I want to see that man, that was some seeing what challenge one good challenger, challengers nigga plural plural zendaya it's movie time.
Speaker 4Okay, she getting busted off by two dudes oh, come on who's in it.
Speaker 3She's a disney star, zendaya she was in there.
Speaker 5That's all. That's all, everybody.
Speaker 2You're all grown up that's all I care about she's 27.
Speaker 4yeah, exactly that bitch oh my god, 27.
Speaker 3Yeah, exactly, fuck your shit out, that bitch. Oh my God, oh my God. How much do we see?
Speaker 5How much do you see? You didn't see nothing.
Speaker 3Listen, maybe one hard nipple.
Speaker 5That was it.
Speaker 3I was so mad. It wasn't even hers man, that was some bullshit man.
Speaker 4Man, I ain't going to see that bullshit thing.
Speaker 1Listen.
Speaker 3I'm not. No, I'm not man, that was some bullshit, man, I ain't gonna see that bullshit. Listen, I Listen, I'm not.
Speaker 1No, I'm not, I'm just saying Challengers.
Speaker 5It's a tennis movie. It's a tennis movie About these two dudes and they Playing tennis With this one girl.
Speaker 2And then they're trying to.
Speaker 3They're trying to, I guess, fight for her love or get her for her love.
Speaker 5So it's like a love triangle between these three.
Speaker 4But it's Zendaya. You know we've all been in the love triangle at one point of our lives. Yeah, she wanted both of them.
Speaker 3Listen. Most of the time it happens, you know when you're school age Exactly, you know you sitting up here like junior high school and you like somebody and she like you and somebody else like you. I ain't gonna give it away, but yeah, I ain't gonna watch it, they let her run
Speaker 5the train.
Speaker 4On her though, right, oh dog, come on.
Speaker 5Man.
Speaker 3Y'all know this is.
Speaker 5Shit man, I told you.
Speaker 3This is a respectable show. That is a respectful Young lady.
Speaker 5She is respectable. Now fuck the shit out of her. Oh my god.
Speaker 2Oh my god, oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 5All this time I was sitting there waiting on something to happen. I was like God damn, this is bullshit man. Hey, I told you I'm going through this damn movie. I'm just waving Like this must be the part, this must be the part. Oh, this is some bullshit Y'all they on some bullshit.
Speaker 2I would've walked out Of that bullshit man. This movie About to be over oh they on some bullshit.
Speaker 1I got hey what that movie Poor Things or whatever. Did you watch it yet?
Speaker 5Oh no, I wanna see that. I wanna see that Poor Things. Hey, I told you you should've went to go see Immaculate.
Speaker 1I know you gonna see a lot of it in there.
Speaker 5That's why I'm going to see that oh and Poor Things. Yeah, I ain't even heard of it.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm going to see that that's the one with what's her name.
Speaker 1Girl from Spider-Man.
Speaker 5Yeah, old Girl from Spider-Man, I know her Zendaya.
Speaker 1No, no Girl from Amazing Spider-Man, the first one. It's called Poor Things.
Speaker 5Yeah, poor Things, I think it's Poor Things.
Speaker 3Yeah, you're right Putting her together like. Frankenstein right.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Huh, yeah it's good.
Speaker 5That's good, we got Eminem. We got Eminem, it's fantasy.
Speaker 4So it's like old. Yeah, exactly that's it. It's just not in. Watch that shit on motherfucking streaming. Now you can stream that, oh.
Speaker 5Hulu. Yeah, you can stream that now. That shit is wild.
Speaker 2Hey.
Speaker 5I'm definitely going to watch that next man. Thank you, Joe. That shit is wild. I appreciate you, man, because that motherfucking movie pissed me off. Challengers, hey, did you watch?
Speaker 3Anyone but you.
Speaker 5Nah, man, what's that? Oh yeah, I did watch. Yeah, that was hilarious, bro, bro, that was hilarious, that was hilarious. Anyone but you, dog I'm going to go check that out.
Speaker 3Anyone but you was hilarious.
Speaker 4But, no, it's streaming. Now it's on Netflix, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5And Sleeping With Other People, which is also you can stream that too. Sleeping With Other People. That shit was funny.
Speaker 3I'm trying to think. I see that one.
Speaker 5Sleeping With Other People. Yeah, they both was like they was dating. And then they broke up and then they became best friends and they kept saying, like any time, you know, they got too close, they'd be like squirrels. You know, that's what they say for it Okay, squirrel, squirrel. Okay, I got to go. And then they'd go about their own separate ways. And then at the end of the movie they finally motherfucking, just realized they was a little child.
Speaker 4They're going to be friends. It just came out. It'll come out tomorrow.
Speaker 1What the new Cat Williams? Yeah, I'm waiting on the Planet of the Apes, bro. Oh I can't wait for that that's going to be good. I love. The Fall Guy is out. Did you finally watch Roadhouse? Did I watch it?
Speaker 5No, I want to watch that too. You got to watch the original to get it.
Speaker 3Have you seen the original? I've never seen the original. Oh, you never saw Roadhouse. The original.
Speaker 4I haven't seen it all the way through, just pieces of it.
Speaker 5Oh hell yeah. How can you disrespect Ro House man? Are you American man? Sure Nigga you black.
Speaker 4I'm African.
Speaker 5Did you watch Equalizer?
Speaker 2One, two and three.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, and you didn't see Ro House.
Speaker 4I didn't see Ro House. Ro House is different dog.
Speaker 2Look, you supposed to be at the group home right now.
Speaker 5He got here with his helmet on.
Speaker 3Fall guy Dog listen.
Speaker 5Dog man Listen hey dog, we leaving dog.
Speaker 3Oh man, listen, hey dog, we leaving dog. We about to get canceled. Hey Fall Guy. Hey Tarot, how you say that? Is that Tarot T-A-R-T-A-R-O-T? I guess the tarot cards.
Speaker 1Tarot cards yeah, okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's supposed to be a scary movie.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, that's supposed to be a scary movie, yeah that one's scary Unsung Heroes I don't want to see that bullshit.
Speaker 3I don't mean either. It look like a little kid movie anyway. Boy Kills World.
Speaker 5I might want to see that. Let me see that's action-packed. I told you.
Speaker 3Abigail is good, the little vampire, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5I watched the beginning of that. I got asleep on it.
Speaker 3Abigail is good.
Speaker 5Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3Oh, civil War, that's the one that's still out they break in the house?
Speaker 5Yeah, not just break in the house. They got locked in the house.
Speaker 1Well, they broke in the house first.
Speaker 5Well no, they told him to stay in man.
Speaker 3Just watch it yeah.
Speaker 1I'm going to leave him alone.
Speaker 3Just watch Abigail something I thought hey Joe, we ain't saying nothing, we ain't trying to ruin it for the folks.
Speaker 5I ain't trying to tell you everything that happened in it.
Speaker 3Abigail is good, though.
Speaker 5Yeah, yeah, that'll be a good one.
Speaker 3Anybody got something else to say?
Speaker 5Oh yeah, we got an outro Hold on. Hold on, I got the outro right here.
Speaker 4Oh hell Check.
Speaker 5Check, check, check.
Speaker 4You need some music.
Speaker 1Turn him up on his microphone. Freestyle, that shit.
Speaker 5Man, I got to go back to it nigga.
Speaker 1Freestyle, that shit baby.
Speaker 3You get two, outro, outro.
Speaker 2It was like wait, this dude was supposed to be done a long time ago.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah, Hold up here we go.
Speaker 5You got to speed that shit up, outro Thanks. Thanks for tuning in. It's been a blast, but the conversation doesn't end here. It's last, until next time keep your ears open wide. Nobody's talking, but we let it all collide Boom Drop the mic nigga Bang.
Speaker 3Deuces. I was going to say bang biscuit, but I know that's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 5Shout out to Dan Patrick and bang biscuit Choo Dan Patrick, and bang biscuit Choo choo, choo, Pew, Pew, pew, pew, Boom go.