Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Tackling WNBA Visibility, Celebrity Heritage, and Dad Bod Dating Confidence
Ever found yourself wondering why the WNBA doesn't get the love it deserves? Bosco, Christian (in spirit), and I, Alabama Joe, gather around the mic to tackle that question head-on. We're rolling up our sleeves to dissect the visibility challenges facing women's basketball and how marketing superstars like Kaitlyn Clark could slam dunk these issues into oblivion. But that's not all — we're chatting about everything from the nitty-gritty of player dynamics to the hilarious idea of funding our show with an OnlyFans account.
Let's get real — celebrity identities and racial misconceptions can be a mind-bender. We're not just talking hoops; our dialogue takes a sharp turn into the realm of public perception, exploring how individuals like Mariah Carey and The Rock navigate their complex heritage. Then, we slide into offbeat territory, reminiscing about movies that make us want to adopt pet monkeys and sharing the secret to peeling bananas like our primate pals. And just when you thought the game buzzer sounded, we hit the court with hot takes on the NBA playoffs that'll have you rethinking your brackets.
Navigating the dating scene with a 'dad bod'? We've got the play-by-play for boosting your self-esteem and owning it at the club — without splurging on a round of drinks. Bosco and I share personal anecdotes, laughter, and a touch of wisdom on the quirks of the heart and the social dance of attraction. By the time we wrap things up, you'll have insights into the world of sports, culture, and life's unexpected turns, all delivered with the authenticity and humor you've come to expect from us. So, buckle up and tune in for an episode that packs more punches than a heavyweight bout.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever found yourself wondering why the WNBA doesn't get the love it deserves? Bosco, Christian (in spirit), and I, Alabama Joe, gather around the mic to tackle that question head-on. We're rolling up our sleeves to dissect the visibility challenges facing women's basketball and how marketing superstars like Kaitlyn Clark could slam dunk these issues into oblivion. But that's not all — we're chatting about everything from the nitty-gritty of player dynamics to the hilarious idea of funding our show with an OnlyFans account.
Let's get real — celebrity identities and racial misconceptions can be a mind-bender. We're not just talking hoops; our dialogue takes a sharp turn into the realm of public perception, exploring how individuals like Mariah Carey and The Rock navigate their complex heritage. Then, we slide into offbeat territory, reminiscing about movies that make us want to adopt pet monkeys and sharing the secret to peeling bananas like our primate pals. And just when you thought the game buzzer sounded, we hit the court with hot takes on the NBA playoffs that'll have you rethinking your brackets.
Navigating the dating scene with a 'dad bod'? We've got the play-by-play for boosting your self-esteem and owning it at the club — without splurging on a round of drinks. Bosco and I share personal anecdotes, laughter, and a touch of wisdom on the quirks of the heart and the social dance of attraction. By the time we wrap things up, you'll have insights into the world of sports, culture, and life's unexpected turns, all delivered with the authenticity and humor you've come to expect from us. So, buckle up and tune in for an episode that packs more punches than a heavyweight bout.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 1:Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast you got two of us today, bosco and the one and only Alabama, joe. Baby Right, hit me again. I got to speak for two people. I would do it, but I ain't going to do it today. Silk is being played by. No, we're not going to do that today.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give him a break. Silk and Superman is in the building out today. I'm going to give him a break, though. Hey, we're going to hold you down for y'all, that's right, we got some interesting topics. I don't know what we're going to talk about. We're going to talk about something Y'all know we always get on here.
Speaker 1:First of all, we did agree we were going to talk about this goddamn WNBA oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right we.
Speaker 2:We will talk about the WNBA and I will say watch out, because we missed last week. It may Not absolutely sure and I'm just teasing it a little bit, but it may be a bonus episode this week I'm not sure With some special guests you never know, you never know, so stay tuned hey what they say like subscribe, hit, do If you like us, hit the thumbs up button, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly when you at Christian when we need you dog.
Speaker 2:Dog, hey, somebody asked me about. They was like hey, what happened with Christian? Listen, this is what's so funny, though, when somebody isn't on the show or they been on for a while. Christian ain't been on in a minute, right, obviously he works. This is just our hobby and like nah, we all still family, everything is all good yeah, we're all good yeah.
Speaker 2:Talk to him. Much love Shout out to Christian. That's right, hey, but the people out there talking about you, so we got to rearrange some times and meet them halfway or something. First off, Christian lives over an hour away from where the current studio is, so I mean to sit up here and drive an hour. Kudos to him.
Speaker 1:He's still in good year, right, yeah?
Speaker 2:yeah, that could be. Oh yeah, that's that could be trained. Hell yeah, that's 60 miles. Hell yeah, so we'll, we'll come up with something to get him on the episode on your gas no, exactly, exactly now we can get. Wait. We're doing. People talk about Patreon or the OnlyFans. Onlyfans, hey, I told you, we need you and Christian or Steve or somebody to grease their bodies up. Onlyfans, we're going to start doing some push-ups or something and then we're going to start getting paid. Hey, it might work.
Speaker 1:Might as well. Yeah, time to well. Yeah, time to get that money.
Speaker 2:Now this WNBA. Let's talk about it. The season has started, that's right.
Speaker 1:The season has started, and they make it hard to be a fan. They tell me oh y'all don't support the WNBA. Motherfucker. We can't even see you motherfuckers. How the fuck you gonna support you motherfuckers? I got to watch replays on YouTube. What channel is this shit on?
Speaker 2:Hey, I was talking, it's on the.
Speaker 1:WNBA channel. What channel is that? Where the fuck is the WNBA channel at? Somebody tell me that.
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, I was talking to Casino, chris, shout out to him.
Speaker 2:And he was like hey, no, I asked him. I was talking to him. I was like, hey, Kaitlyn Clark, she plays tonight, right? He was like, yeah, I was like what channel I knew? The very first game was on ESPN. So this wasn't the opening night. This was a couple nights later. He said it's on ESPN. So this wasn't the opening night. This was a couple nights later. He said it's on Amazon Prime. So I was like, oh, I think I have Amazon Prime. Yeah, I got Amazon Prime. So I came home I looked it up and you know, I started watching the game and well, obviously we're talking about Kaitlyn Clark and the whole WNBA.
Speaker 1:They only televised the Fever game.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's the thing Now.
Speaker 1:I told you have a 12-team, you should maybe televise all the motherfuckers at the same time.
Speaker 2:Nike. Well, actually I didn't tell Nike. Maybe I did. Y'all know I'm a, I'm a.
Speaker 1:Ex-superstar. Yeah, that Superstar yeah that Superstar and I'm an ex-Nike Calvin Klein slash supermodel, that's right but.
Speaker 2:I was like, listen, they need to bring her shoes out before Now. I know, listen, kayla Clark, she's going to adjust, she'll be fine. Yeah, bring them out before she tank. But that's a dude, you need to capitalize.
Speaker 1:I would have bought them things before.
Speaker 2:Yeah as soon as she got drafted, she signed the contract, I would have bought them shoes out, so now they can bring them out. And you, dude, you know I'm not here for life, I'm it. It will not be one time I get somebody a hundred dollars if they see me with something, at least one item, that's not, yeah, like some type of I mean, you know, I mean, unless you're going to, you know, church or something like that. But if athletic wear but I only say that because I back them. Now I absolutely believe they should have just bought her shoes out, because I know they thought she was gonna come out sizzling, right, but you never know. It's gambling, like if we go gamble and we're gambling in vegas or one of our casinos here.
Speaker 2:So now it's just tarnished. She's like I said, she's totally fine.
Speaker 1:No, I think she's fine.
Speaker 2:No, she's fine, but they're going to fuck it up though. But what I'm saying is, if they would have bought the shoes out before, people would have flocked to them.
Speaker 1:People would have flocked to them Like the damn jerseys, yeah.
Speaker 2:So now you still have, because our jerseys sold out like the first, just like the jerseys. Yeah, exactly, that's all I'm saying. You know She'll be fine.
Speaker 1:WNBA going to fuck this all up.
Speaker 2:What they going to do.
Speaker 1:They going to fuck it up. I'm just telling you, just like the. Like the NCAA did no like the golf did Tiger they rode that motherfucker till his tongue was hanging out. Shit, everybody getting paid with Tiger playing golf. Look, you could be in 45th place and got $800,000.
Speaker 2:I'll take it. That's what I'm saying, though you know what I mean?
Speaker 1:Everybody got paid with Tiger playing Right right. So instead of them doing that, what are they doing? Oh well, she got to take long twos until three. What the fuck is a long two versus a long three? My toe on the line, that's a long two, oh right so why not just slide it back and make a three?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying this is the coach talking. Then I you know I'm not a Big fan, but I'm trying.
Speaker 2:I'm going to give you my theory.
Speaker 1:I watched the game right Because I'm seeing what type, and what I saw was, first of all, they put the girl on that girl, put D on her like a motherfucker. She was talented or whatever, but it appeared to me they could at least Set some picks for the girl, like they was just out there, you on your own.
Speaker 1:They done watching this game. Right, I could go down to LA Fitness and watch this shit, set some picks and run some plays. For the girl you paying all of you, she got a good shot. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's my whole.
Speaker 2:Thing.
Speaker 1:Just go on, just go on. Face the facts. She's going to be your face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, just make it, Just make it. Listen, don't ride that horse to the finish line.
Speaker 1:Exactly fucking something like well, she's going to run into some real ballplayers and they're going to be at Rude Awakening and these people trying to play. Look, you got people trying to feed their family. None of y'all play like y'all trying to feed your goddamn family.
Speaker 2:Look.
Speaker 1:Like you're trying to feed your family. Motherfucker you playing some ball, hey we're going to mess around.
Speaker 2:running to the Mercury, they're going to beat my ass. I'm sorry, Ben Listen, that is not me, man Fuck that shit All right.
Speaker 2:Well, first off, this is what I'm going to say Okay, I know she's a little tired because it's almost like track when you're running track in college and you make that transition to a professional. You just got running in so many meets. When you're professional you know you can kind of like pick and choose. Let's say, like Sidney McLaughlin, lebron or whatever she can pick and choose In college. You can't pick and choose. You got to honor that scholarship and running them track meets, so I know she's tired. She didn't forget how to play basketball overnight. I like watching her play.
Speaker 2:Like I said, all the hype, half of that is the media. It's a white girl in the Midwest and this is pretty much exactly what they want.
Speaker 1:To be honest with you, I don't really think it's a whole lot Tina played. I mean the girl can pass her ass off.
Speaker 2:She got great yeah.
Speaker 1:She's good. Court awareness she's very very skilled. She got skills bro.
Speaker 2:Hey, I tell you this.
Speaker 1:All I'm saying is that you knew they were going to put the clamps on her. You got to run some plays for her. You just can't let her go out there. Run up and down the fucking court, yeah, and spectate hey she got to play D on.
Speaker 2:Oh, she got to play.
Speaker 1:I was going to say she got to play D on offense.
Speaker 2:I mean, they got her down at the other end playing defense. Now, though, Right Like you like, oh what.
Speaker 1:I'm saying is she a scorer?
Speaker 2:So let her be a scorer.
Speaker 1:Shooter shoot yeah.
Speaker 2:Shoot that ball CC.
Speaker 1:I saw everybody Taking threes but her, the whole team Motherfucker Taking threes and they percentage Probably like mine Back in the day and if you saw me you know what I'm talking about. Hey, listen.
Speaker 2:This is this is how I look at it. When we playing pickup basketball, my whole, my whole thing is nine times out of ten we playing pickup. Now, as I gotten older, so I can extend my basketball life, yeah, all I do is pretty much shoot threes, right, but I don't play basketball every day. I play once a week, so my philosophy is why miss a two when I can miss a three? So I might as well just shoot all three.
Speaker 1:Here's another.
Speaker 2:I got a fast break.
Speaker 1:I'm pulling up. Here's another puzzling thing.
Speaker 2:I missed it. Here's another puzzling thing.
Speaker 1:Right, they spend all that money hyping up the WNBA draft, talking about oh, this is going to be the best draft class we've had in years.
Speaker 2:Oh, I know what you're about to say. You know what I'm about to say.
Speaker 1:I know what you're about to say, they hyped that shit up and they drafted motherfuckers made the team Yup yup 13. 13 to 14 of them, motherfuckers made the team. I'm like what kind of shit is that?
Speaker 2:Yup, so how many picks do they?
Speaker 1:have man. They had two rounds. It was like 30, some it was three rounds because it's 12 teams. It's 12 teams and I think they all got Three picks a piece or whatever the fuck it was, or whatever. Yeah, and that's what they said I looked at they told the Mercury they had a guy Come on, had a compliment About the Mercury. Y'all don't know me so I'm glad I ain't gonna meet Now with y'all motherfuckers. But they drafted motherfuckers Right and I don't even think I think now when I made the team.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness. Yo you know? Hey, I'm about to Google it right now.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying, okay, maybe one, I don't know, but I'm just saying I don't think they have made a damn team.
Speaker 2:No, and you're right about that. Like with the whole draft, Chris was telling me yeah, he said 13 players.
Speaker 1:And I'm like that's just just you might as well.
Speaker 2:Just motherfucking, get another team. They supposed to. They'll bring the Cleveland Rockers back.
Speaker 1:The Houston Comets. God damn it, bring the Comets back.
Speaker 2:Oh, the.
Speaker 1:Houston. Oh, that's right. Yeah, they folded after, you know, everybody got old and retired.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they gotta bring back the Houston Comets Cause they got to bring back the Houston Comets because they got.
Speaker 1:Dallas. Wait, doesn't San Antonio have a team too right? I think they still do, though.
Speaker 2:Oh, San Antonio.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:You know what?
Speaker 1:They might have moved to Vegas. Though Somebody moved to Vegas. Did Vegas get a new team? No, I think they moved to Vegas right.
Speaker 2:Oh so San Antonio was Las Vegas.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it's San Antonio or Las Vegas. Oh so, san Antonio was Las Vegas. I don't know if it's San Antonio or Las Vegas, I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I think the Aces are another one of the teams that moved to Vegas. Not mistaken, but I could be, I've been wrong so many times in my life.
Speaker 1:It don't make a fuck anyway. But I'm just telling y'all, y'all need to capitalize off all this and then y'all need to take.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying let's shoot or shoot.
Speaker 1:Let her shoot and y'all need to promote some of them. Cute girls, Shit Listen let's call it out.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say it.
Speaker 1:I said it's sexist, God damn it. But it sells.
Speaker 2:Listen number 44. And I apologize if we don't know some of y'all's names. We can't even pronounce your damn name, so fuck it yeah. Anyway, the girl with three names, number 44, for the New York Liberty. Yeah, you already know who I like. She cute, I mean, everybody likes Skylar Diggins, skylar Diggins, diggins, skylar Diggins Smith.
Speaker 1:But I don't know Something about winning with three names.
Speaker 2:Zia Cook.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, she is from Ohio.
Speaker 2:That's my one reference. She didn't get cut, did she? No, no she made it.
Speaker 1:Oh man, yeah, I'm just saying they got all that. They only got 13 players. They either need to expand the team or they should take the roster up to like 15. But they don't want to spend no money and pay nobody, but I'm just saying they should at least have 15. Listen, and this is what it is. They got, because I guess in college you can only have 12. Anyway, yeah, you can have 15. Oh, in college, because I guess in college you can only have 12 anyway.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can have 15. Oh, in college, yeah, I think. Okay, I remember when they went to 15 in the NBA, because you can have, because most of the time, teams like high school, high school or even back in college. At the time it was 12.
Speaker 1:Because you know how, like during that whole championship run in South Carolina, they played nine regularly. You know most teams played seven regularly.
Speaker 2:Most teams play seven. So I'm looking at these rosters but what I put? I put what WNBA players got cut.
Speaker 1:That's a lot of them. A lot of them got waived and cut.
Speaker 2:So now they probably got to go overseas. I don't know they want to play, or I hope.
Speaker 1:A lot of them got waived and cut and shit, so now they probably got to go overseas. Man shit, I don't know they want to play. Man, or I hope, somebody else, pick them up. But then if you pick them up you got to cut somebody.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because, look, I do know that they Create a practice squad or something. But they use men.
Speaker 1:They practice against men, though.
Speaker 2:They have 15 spots but, like you said, most WNBA teams pretty much, because they're subsidized by the WNBA team.
Speaker 1:I thought they just had 12.
Speaker 2:Yeah no, let's say they can have 15. But they say they all keep 12. I mean, obviously the owners are sitting up here like come on to carry three players and pay them what? $80,000? Because you figure, if you're 13, 14, 15.
Speaker 1:They can't run them in rotation, you know I mean a lot of them probably won't get the chance to play.
Speaker 2:Right, so that's what I'm saying. That's probably why the owner is like we're not going that deep, I'm not going to sit up here and spend that extra money on roster spot 13 through 15. I know people are like when the hell y'all turn into a sports talk show. I tell you what we talk about everything.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying, though I think they need to.
Speaker 2:No, we talking about financial. They need to ride the about financial. Wnba Listen. Let Kaitlyn Clark be a star.
Speaker 1:Let her shoot, ride that horse, baby, whip it good. Ride that motherfucking horse. I'm telling you. All that old hating and shit Talking about. She ain't all that.
Speaker 2:The chick is good. She's good. Obviously, the speed is a little fast. It's different. I remember even going from high school to college.
Speaker 1:Fast is fast, but you're like whoo, Y'all better hurry up before that damn South Carolina squad get up there. Man listen. Them motherfucking fast there, boy.
Speaker 2:But then it's so funny because on the other end because I was watching the Fever and New York Liberty you watch Breonna Stewart.
Speaker 1:You're just like damn she played she hardcore Black eye and all that motherfucker's eyes all fucked up and shit. She's still hitting it.
Speaker 2:I'm like damn, she got a black eye and everything. She looking like Petey from goddamn. Little Rock Rhymes Motherfucker eye all black around.
Speaker 1:I'm like damn, Come on, Stewie Shit. Oh my God, it was killing him.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, hey, listen, I can't wait to see the game tomorrow. Me neither.
Speaker 1:No, I won't be able to watch tomorrow. I got to go to the plantation tomorrow. Y'all wish me luck.
Speaker 2:And y'all send money in and this is going to be our plantation, that's right. You got to go to the plantation tomorrow. Go to Yolanda's Only Fans. Y'all know 7765. A lot of y'all know what I'm talking about. 63. All right now, look, Joe, I'm sitting up here trying to find the how many people made the Draftees, made the roster. All right look.
Speaker 1:You know a girl from Iowa. She made the Aces.
Speaker 2:The Aces cut a lot of girls Now see, this is what I want to know. What girls from Iowa made it? No all of them. So all the girls from Iowa made the teams.
Speaker 1:Yeah, one but two. It was Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2:I thought the one girl. I thought she was a senior, I thought it was four seniors.
Speaker 1:I know Gabby Marshall. She didn't even enter the draft. She went on to medical school or some shit. What?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she didn't even bother to get in the draft. So she probably didn't.
Speaker 1:Oh, she's good, I know, but she didn't, she just went on with her career.
Speaker 2:You know what she probably?
Speaker 1:She's done with basketball For now.
Speaker 2:She gonna probably play in like a. I'm gonna tell you what Gabby Marshall gonna do. First off, let me say this Hear her name, gabby Marshall. Right, she's from Ohio.
Speaker 2:Okay anyway, that's my other one from Ohio. Just call the eyes. But I'm going to tell you what they're going to do. She's going to what? Go to medical school or whatever else. She's going. Good luck to her. But she's going to be a ringer. She's going to be at LA Fitness or something. You know. There's going to be some dude out there not really paying that much attention and she's going to light their ass up. They're going to be like and then they're going to find out who she is.
Speaker 1:They're going to be like oh wait, hold on, she was a tall girl. She was like what, 5'10".
Speaker 2:No, gabby Marshall think like 5'4" or 5'6" Gabby Marshall.
Speaker 1:I think she might be a little taller than that.
Speaker 2:Oh look, See, I got the Google machine. I got to be the Google. Get the Google machine up there.
Speaker 1:I know one thing, gabby. Well, if you ever want to come down to Slum, I'm right here. Gabby Marshall, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:She 5'9".
Speaker 1:That's my Taylor Swift right there, damn.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's your Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And you know she like.
Speaker 1:No, you had your celebrity list. Like how about that would be my? She would be on my celebrity list.
Speaker 2:Oh, Gabby Marshall on your celebrity list. Yes, she would be.
Speaker 1:She would be on my celebrity list like a mug.
Speaker 2:Halle Berry.
Speaker 1:Halle Berry Always on the list. Halle Berry, yes, halle Berry, and you know, janet, just for GP, she on the list.
Speaker 2:You cannot leave Janet off the list. I don't care if she old, feeble and gray, look dawg. I've been having a crush on Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1:It was just a good time, man, listen what you talking about.
Speaker 2:Good Lord, have mercy. It was every since good time, bro. Oh, how can you not then, when she went on and told you when she was charlene, on different strokes, and I used to be so jealous of ty bridges, charlene, I'm like man. What two pounds, hell oh yeah, yeah, man janet jackson, two Pops Good hell. Oh yeah, yeah, man Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1:Miss Jackson, if you nasty, my favorite, justin Timberlake. Miss Jackson, justin Timberlake, that lucky bastard.
Speaker 2:When he got to touch them titties. Yeah, and you know she do some little freaky Like I guess she pull somebody up on stage. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1:I went to that one concert when she was really hot. They did pull a guy on stage.
Speaker 2:Oh, I never been to a Janet Jackson concert. I been to a Jackson 5, but this dude, I was so young.
Speaker 1:And I still trying to figure out how Jermaine Dupri pulled it off. I think he must have hypnotized us. You know what I mean. Hey, he's a very likable dude man Still trying to figure out how Jermaine Dupree pulled it off.
Speaker 2:I think he must have hypnotized us.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? Hey, he's a very likable dude man. He's a very likable dude. He kept a pendulum in front of him hey, okay look, here, look.
Speaker 2:I got a question. I don't watch you getting sleepy. Look, I have a question. When you see a real, real hot chick, a real, real hot chick?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she was a not-so-hot dude and a not-so-hot dude or like a real, real old dude.
Speaker 2:Do you sit up there and be like, oh she must need papers, or what do you do?
Speaker 1:Or like she's a mail-order bride you never know these days though, because you know, I mean back in the day it was cut and dry. Oh yeah, right yeah, but now you don't know, because people don't mind getting that, getting their freak on. So you don't know what that nigga done, did you know?
Speaker 2:that's true see, you don't know that is, that is true, well he ain't so handsome, but he treats me very well hey, see it's funny, because the first thought that crosses your mind you're like yeah but, then you gotta take this in consideration too, man, that dude got a lot of money you know she could be.
Speaker 1:All her shit could be bought and paid for oh yeah, like body and all that stuff. Hey look, they can only afford one surgery at a time. Oh yeah, like you get all your shit first, then I get mine later on. Yeah, right, next thing, you know you walking down the street with a hot chick and you over there fucked up.
Speaker 2:Hey this is what they gotta realize. Is that it's so funny because I I mean funny how this Dude. This is what they got to realize. Is that it's so funny because I I mean funny how this came up? Because I did see one today, yeah. Like man, this very, very nice looking lady. She might have been 30s. It looked like he might have been maybe in his 60s, yeah.
Speaker 1:Obviously, she was a different nationality. With all this. See, now they let Parents assign them For the kids To get cosmetic surgery and shit that's bad, let me tell y'all Young men something. Y'all plan on Starting a family and you got a hot chick.
Speaker 2:You plan on marrying her? Look at them pictures.
Speaker 1:You better get some Baby pictures, cause I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2:I wanna see baby pictures Y Because I'm going to tell you I want to see baby pictures. Y'all going to still come out with ugly babies.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying you need some baby pictures Y'all going to still come out with ugly babies, boy Shit. She's got a cute nose. You see the baby pictures. Shit. You're like, oh, that's you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you like.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you like, oh yeah, I was looking. They had this one story and like this guy he was. He married this chick, right, and yeah, she got pregnant, you know. They started their family and when the twins came out they were black, right, okay. So he thought she cheated on him. So he fucking left her, started harassing her and all that shit. And then finally his mom confessed, told that, nigga you black. Oh, because the mom didn't have an affair with a black dude. And he came out.
Speaker 2:Told that nigga you black oh.
Speaker 1:Cause the mom Didn't have an affair With a black dude and he came out.
Speaker 2:But he came out Like yeah.
Speaker 1:But see then you know, but I was. That's crazy how that happened, because I was watching. They had Top celebrities that you don't, that you didn't, you don't know they black oh hey, that's a.
Speaker 2:Have you seen that? Hold on, you don't know, they're black. Oh hey, have you seen that?
Speaker 1:Hold on Celebrities. You don't know, they're black.
Speaker 2:Here's the Google machine, you know who's on the list?
Speaker 1:I mean Vin Diesel.
Speaker 2:Oh no, yeah, Vin Diesel. Yeah, he is black.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know, but see, without his hair cut off and all that stuff, you know, because remember he was in Saving Private Ryan, right, okay, and the movie was kind of grainy, you know, purposely grainy, you know what I mean. So you didn't really know. And then his voice, you didn't know his nationality, right, right, right, no, because I mean, he could, if you should be like, oh, I'm a white dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, you think he was like cause they're saying, like he was, he was Italian or something he could, you know.
Speaker 1:You know he can rap. So he was too black, he was too light to be white, uh black, and he was too tan, like to be an Italian, cause he didn't speak. No, uh right, it was crazy. And I well he, he could pass for Mexican right. He could pass for Mexican Right, you know, but he don't know the Spanish.
Speaker 2:So I'm just saying, like Dog, you knew what your name. They had Mariah Carey, but you knew she was. Yeah, you knew Mariah, I knew Mariah. Well, I tell you what I knew Rashida Jones.
Speaker 1:No, but the cat that was messing with Kim Kardashian. I didn't know, he was blank, oh the basketball player.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wait, did I, I think. Oh, you know what some people don't Well hold on.
Speaker 1:No, they didn't know. You can't tell he blank and the dude from Nigga. The dude from Prison Break.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I got to get another source man, the dude from Prison Break. Hold on, see this. I got to get another source man, now the dude from Prison Break. Because, wait, this says showing results for celebrities you didn't know are black. Now, this is why. Well, they don't know. No, well, listen, come on though. Angela Bassett stop no. Halle Berry, stop no Halle Berry. Gabrielle Union.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you need another source right there. No, that's what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying but hey, we're telling the people look Derek Jeter, you knew Derek Jeter was black. The Rock man, you knew the Rock was black. Now Maya Rudolph, but even Well, I knew she was, but you can tell, I mean you can look.
Speaker 1:What's the cat in prison break?
Speaker 2:Oh, and he's on here. Yeah, now you gonna tell me no, yeah, yeah. Wentworth Wentworth Miller Wentworth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, now, now, now that you can't, yeah, yeah, like, oh shit. Wentworth Miller Wentworth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, now, now, now that you can't do, yeah, yeah, yeah, like oh shit.
Speaker 1:And then the cat that played basketball with Dayton Kim Kardashian. Yeah, oh he's full of that. Did he marry her?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they got married for a course. Chris Humphries yeah.
Speaker 1:Chris Humphries. Right yeah, look at him. You can't tell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I remember, hey, but look here's one that and I oh dude, come on, somebody got ice, stop man. Let me go to another source.
Speaker 1:They got ice cube on here they have.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, this is one, because, well, I know, because I know his dad, who or not know his dad, but know who his dad is Jessica Alva's husband, cash Warren.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Remember his dad was homeboy from Hill Street Blues, Right, yeah, so, but I wouldn't have known he was Right. Hey, some people don't know too that Tori Kelly, I think her pop, I think her pops is puerto rican yeah, linda carter okay, she's mexican yeah wonder woman hey, pete, wait, peter wentz. Why they didn't sound familiar, ain't he a singer? But it says peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third, and I know they got oh from.
Speaker 1:I know they got Blake Griffin on there, but we all do that oh yeah, we knew he was black.
Speaker 2:But see, listen, but see, I'm gonna tell you, see, this is what happens, and I'm gonna tell you all this right now. Now, peter Wentz is white. I mean that guy, whatever they they can say black homeboy. Uh, wentworth Miller, he's white, he's white. Uh, maya Rudolph is black. The Rock is black. Obviously, we know Nicole Richie now. Nicole Richie is black now. But here's the thing, though, what people don't understand. See, I'm going to let y'all know this, I'm sure I'm not letting out any secrets. Lionel Richie isn't her biological father. Yeah, that's true, he adopted her. Yeah, her dad, if I'm not mistaken, was in his band. Now, I know she's Hispanic, now she is of color. Her dad and her biological aunt is Sheila E. Right, that's Nicole Richie's biological, like blood auntie, hi, auntie, that's from Killmonger, right there. But the only reason I say this? Because, because this is what it is Now, peter Wentz, see, I'm just doing my 20.
Speaker 1:They even put your girl on a Meghan Markle.
Speaker 2:But you know she's black though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can tell.
Speaker 2:Like Mariah Carey and Rashida Jones. You can tell they're not Like Peter Wentz and Wentworth Miller yeah, they're like even Vin Diesel. You even sit up here and be like, nah, he's something, but like Peter Wentz and the Wentworth, nah, you can't tell that shit.
Speaker 2:No, here's my 23andMe theory. So what it is is one of their parents. Wait, no, no, hold on. I'm trying to think how can I put it? One of their parents is biracial, right, but one of their other parents is white, so they probably got a great. Or they got a black grandparent and a is white, so they probably got a great or they got a black grandparent and a black grandparent. They got a black grandparent and a white grandparent.
Speaker 1:Well, they call that. What do they call that? And then what do they call it in New Orleans?
Speaker 2:Milato. No, not Milato, not Milato oh my. God Creole.
Speaker 1:Creole Wait, no, no, not Milato, not Milato. Uh, oh my God, creole. Creole Wait, no, no, you gotta look that up, Cause it's, it's Creole Then you had uh, hey, Milato.
Speaker 2:Listen y'all. And then this is the 23 and me episode to tell people what they are. Because I guarantee, if you sitting up here and you facing, see, I have no problem at all. I can't even pass as white at like, I can't even pass the light scan, so you can't either. But if you sitting up here and you're looking at peter wentz and they'd be like, oh, nationality, and you sitting up here like white, ain't, nobody gonna say nothing they're gonna give him the other application.
Speaker 1:Application ain't gonna say what color you are yeah, I I never would just say other than mexican like man.
Speaker 2:They got like queen. Yeah, exactly, they got queen charlotte on here.
Speaker 1:That's a crazy shit when you fill out the obligation. Now that motherfucker say they say white, black, hispanic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then they have the-.
Speaker 1:Or they say not Mexican or some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah or not, yeah Not.
Speaker 1:Hispanic some shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like not Hispanic, or you put black, but then after, when you put black, you gotta put not you put African. American or they put like not Hispanic right.
Speaker 1:You know cause some like what in the world?
Speaker 2:gosh, I wonder sometimes, cause you?
Speaker 1:have like dark Spaniards. No, oh yeah, oh yes. I guess they would have to put them, but that shit is fuck that Bianca Lawson oh wait, hold on, wait, jennifer wait, oh, never mind.
Speaker 2:That shit is Fuck that. And Bianca Lawson? Oh wait, hold on Wait, jennifer Wait, oh never mind. Who is Jessica Timberlake Weiss? That's Jessica Biel. No, this says Jennifer Biel. Oh, you know what that's? Homegirl Wait, ain't that homegirl. She's a maniac man From Flashdance.
Speaker 1:Oh no, that's Wait.
Speaker 2:From.
Speaker 1:Flashdance why they got Queen. Latifah on here. She don't know where the fuck she is.
Speaker 2:Wait, what's Queen Latifah? Queen Latifah's real name is. Her name ain't Jennifer. Her name is name ain't Jennifer. Her name is oh my god, I know somebody that know her too. Her name is Dana. Yeah, so I'm sitting up here like man. This thing is getting me in all sorts of trouble yeah, you had to check your you gotta update it or something.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm sitting up here like man. Your Google machines are jacked up.
Speaker 2:Hey, I know I'm like man, hey, but Wentworth Miller did get me, though I'm like, oh, from Prison Break.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm like what the hell, come on. It says actor celebrities. Now, this is from IMDB. Actor celebrities you may not realize are part black. Or Hold on now.
Speaker 1:See, I think they are using like just saying they could be like Haitian or Dominican or whatever, like they got Ariana Grande on there.
Speaker 2:And then it's so funny because when you find out, you have a little hey, because I tell you this though why Wentworth Miller? And what other guy? Peter Wendt? They can't say nigga dog, no, no, no. Put me in a crowd full of niggas, I can say nigga. If they can't say nigga dog, no, no, no. Put me in a crowd full of niggas, I can say nigga. If you can't say it, you ain't it, nope.
Speaker 1:If they gonna look at you crazy, you can say it. You wanna say it? Go ahead and say it Shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, hold up, they got Fiona Apple. I remember Fiona Apple. I'm over here that's IDBM.
Speaker 1:They don't lie now, do they?
Speaker 2:Jasmine Bleeth. I remember her from Baywatch yeah oh, okay, this is this is this is interesting so, hey, we'll have to come back to that see, this is when they start messing me up, because then you go down the list. Now I got Tiffany Haddish nigga because I think she might be part Jewish, I think she said she. Unless that was a think. She said she, unless that was a joke. She said she like part Jewish or something. She's joking. Oh was she. I hope so. I don't know.
Speaker 1:But anyway, if she was, she wouldn't be blackballed.
Speaker 2:Let's see, you know they have what. Let me see.
Speaker 1:Oh, these dudes talking about man.
Speaker 2:So no, I was looking at what. What you looking at now? Shit, what movie came out. But I know it's only, it's just so. You did watch Planet of the Apes, did you watch it, or you ain't watch it yet? I can't say Okay, so I'm going to take it. You did not watch it, so you're waiting to watch it. Okay, I got you. Now I did see it. I thought it was fantastic. Now here's my thing. If you know me, especially even people that know me as a kid, you can google something. It's called BJ and the Bear. Now, I always, always, wanted orangutan. No, I wanted a chimp.
Speaker 2:I mean, I take an orangutan you talk about right turn, clyde BJ and the Bear was a chimp yeah, it was a chimp.
Speaker 1:Right turn, clyde with no BJ.
Speaker 2:And the Bear was a chimp yeah, it was a chimp. Right turn Clyde with Clint Eastwood. That was an orangutan, yeah, that was an orangutan. Now I like them both, but I want a chimp, I want a little chimp baby, but I think I can only handle him for maybe two months.
Speaker 1:So you had the potty training.
Speaker 2:Like two, three months. That's probably when he can probably like start beating me up. Then that's when I take him to like a chimp sanctuary or something right. But until then I love him and feed him, change his diaper, I do all that stuff and then I watch him like climb around and everything. Oh yeah, so that's why I love because I don't know what my fascination is. I love all things, especially orangutans, monkeys, or, like orangutans, chimps, gorillas, those are like.
Speaker 1:those are my three favorite Orangutan chimps and Because I think they just you know they're meat eaters, right, who Chimps? They eat meat In the wild, they do Chips and but see they, Because I think it's they just sold. You know they're meat eaters, right? Who Chips? They eat meat In the wild they do. They hunt down monkeys and fuck them up. Really, yeah, man, I'm serious. Gorillas don't eat meat. I don't know if they eat meat, but I know the chimpanzees do. They would hunt down a dog on some monkeys and feast on them.
Speaker 2:Man, yeah, you do, you have to watch. You got to go see Planet of the Apes. Oh, and here's another one I went to go see. Did you see the Godzilla one? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. I went to go see that one. Oh damn, did you see the Godzilla?
Speaker 1:one King Kong. Yeah, I did the kingdom of yeah. I did. I went to go see that one.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that one yet. Godzilla, hey See, that was another one. Yeah, oh, baby G, I just call him Baby G, man, listen. Another reason why I want a baby chimp. I'm going to say like, can you, I wonder if I can foster? Can you foster care chimps? No, no. Fuck dog, I'm going to get a chimp. At least, I just want one for two weeks, though.
Speaker 1:Two weeks. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2:Can you foster care?
Speaker 1:Chimpanzee.
Speaker 2:And now you've been watching the playoffs, the NBA. Yeah, I've seen Minnesota. Well, obviously, I saw the Lakers. You ain't been watching that. Once Brown lost, I did. I'm watching Denver and Minnesota.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I think Denver then took that back over, didn't he oh, it's 3-3.
Speaker 2:Game 7 tomorrow. Game 7 tomorrow.
Speaker 1:It's in Minnesota too, huh.
Speaker 2:No, it's in Denver. Oh yeah, they beat Minnesota in Minnesota twice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because remember they took the first two in Minnesota.
Speaker 2:Denver won. Yep, denver won, or Minnesota won two in Denver, then Denver won two in Minnesota. Then they split, then they split and now it's going back to.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't think the referee is going to let Joker lose. Oh, I see that's me I'll put it out there, because it's bad enough. They let him get away with everything.
Speaker 2:Look now right here. This says how to get a monkey as a pet in California. All right, well, we don't live in California.
Speaker 1:Man you got to register. That's an exotic animal.
Speaker 2:Ain't you got to play.
Speaker 1:It's like having a tiger and shit. I probably got to pay some weird taxes. Oh yeah, never mind.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be the deadbeat. I don't want to pay. I'm telling you, I'm just going to foster care for let me see.
Speaker 1:They'll catch you why they got to buy all them bananas.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I know, you know somebody's going to be in line.
Speaker 1:I like potassium hey.
Speaker 2:I got some bananas right there too. Hey, look, I can tell you this. You know, when monkeys eat bananas, they tear from the bottom. Hey, when y'all eat bananas, try this next time Tear from the bottom. It's real easy, it's not hard or anything. You think it's hard, but you know how. You got the little stem at the top. Just tear it from the bottom. They don't tear it from the stem, no, they tear it from the bottom. And listen, I've done it. I've tore it from the bottom and it's absolutely fine. Yeah, alright, look, I got to. Uh-oh, hey.
Speaker 1:Joe getting a getting. Uh, no, it's this, this is his family stuff and that's all right, though she don't want nothing.
Speaker 2:Oh my god yo hey, you don't want to answer stop it, uh oh because I'm busy, I gotta go bye.
Speaker 1:are you messing up the podcast? You just keep calling and calling. Because I'm busy, I got to go Bye. Why are you messing up the podcast?
Speaker 2:You just keep calling and calling Bye, bye, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Speaker 1:Man, I can't believe that Ain't going to stop. She already know my location, she know where I'm at. I just gotta figure out how to turn that shit off oh, what's.
Speaker 2:Your location? Yeah, oh, dog, so your your text you done. Heard somebody's feeling.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what N-A-R-U mean. What does that mean?
Speaker 2:F you nigga Wait, what does it say? N-a-r-a?
Speaker 1:Oh, she's at my house, oh, not right now. I don't know what that means. Oh, I don't know either.
Speaker 2:Why your pasty?
Speaker 1:puff molded Throw that shit away.
Speaker 2:Oh man, alright, look, here's a BuzzFeed list for you.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:It says guys, wait, hold on. Why am I looking on the phone? I need some readers. Let me pull it up on the trusty device right here.
Speaker 1:Okay, Google trap.
Speaker 2:Hold on. Oh yeah, Then I'm going to give you our song of the day. What's the song?
Speaker 1:of the day.
Speaker 2:Come on Eileen, come on, eileen, you don't want to play that, you know every time you hear them songs, I know, but you don't want to play that. You know. Every time you hear them songs, I know, but you don't want to play that she was having the puffy.
Speaker 1:Man that nigga $2,000 a day for life. Dog Good Isn't that what that is $2,000 a day for life.
Speaker 2:Oh what? Because he played something.
Speaker 1:Oh, that is right. That is hilarious, isn't it? $2,000 a day for life. So did they not get that cleared? It's cleared, he paying $2,000 a day for life For using yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't remember. Every breath you take, every move you make.
Speaker 1:I'll be watching you.
Speaker 2:They sing is nice too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember the movie from Cat's Eye. Remember Cat's Eye? Hey Cat, that was a good movie. Yes, it was Drew Barrymore. You know, how in the?
Speaker 2:hell are you? We're just going to read it right here. Then it says guys are revealing things. Their female friends unintentionally do that annoy them no, they don't. That's full of shit so you think this is a lie?
Speaker 1:young folks saying I'm going to cut cap on that.
Speaker 2:It says some bullshit oh this nigga wait, so no, they must be real. Point now Some bullshit. Oh this nigga Wait, so no, they must be real.
Speaker 1:Man, you can be the woman for years, and she snore like a motherfucking pig.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, you'll never say nothing.
Speaker 1:You sleep beautifully. It's wonderful.
Speaker 2:I can't sleep until you go to sleep. I think this they must mean, they must really mean friends, because it says only ever talks about their boyfriend, who they want to complain or vent. So I mean I guess this them females. So this dude must be in the friend zone then.
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa, whoa. She only want to talk to their boyfriend because now this is so.
Speaker 2:We're saying guys are revealing things that are annoying their female friends, so this ain't even a girlfriend. But when they say only ever talks about their boyfriend, when they uh, when they want to complain or vent, says they can't figure out why I don't like. Let's see why I don't like the guy ever being told bad things about him.
Speaker 1:So they go to them complaining about the guy and they want you to meet him and you're like you're an asshole, yeah, yeah yeah. Okay, I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to tell you this here. I'm going to tell you this here oh no, go ahead. If you a guy and you believe half the shit to come out of her mouth, then something's wrong with you. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Hey, I think he likes her.
Speaker 1:Obviously, he sat down and listened to this shit, but he's the backup plan. Oh listen, whether he want to believe it or not, he's safe. He's the backup plan, like.
Speaker 2:Ain't no friends, he's the backup plan. I feel good like After she get dead dirty by all these dudes, then she gonna end up Marrying him Right After she done. Had 10, 12 sausages in her mouth.
Speaker 1:No, I ain't gonna go that far, but but she's gonna be be damaged though. Now you got to deal with that shit. You got to be a psychiatrist and doctor.
Speaker 2:And he ain't want to sit there and talk to her and just tell her, like hey, don't talk to him.
Speaker 1:You'll be laying on the couch man. I can't stand this motherfucker. I'm in love with him. Can't stand him.
Speaker 2:I'm in love with him, can't stand him.
Speaker 1:I'm in love with a stripper, no, but I mean, I guess they say everybody have baggage, you know what I mean? Like oh, you got baggage, I got baggage, we got baggage, everybody got baggage, Right, but why you going to sign up for baggage? You know they got baggage, why you going to sign?
Speaker 2:up for it. Yeah, yeah, ain't no need to deal with all that.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to sign up for some shit. If I know you fucked up, why would I sign up for it?
Speaker 2:I can't fix you. I understand that.
Speaker 1:You know that's the thing, though, like them, guys want to sit there, and you know all they're doing is looking at the external. Oh right, right, right, right, right.
Speaker 2:You know, yeah, they just sitting up there like.
Speaker 1:And me. I mean we all do it. I mean you know you got to be no, you got to be physically attracted, visually.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you got to be visually, visually people. Yeah.
Speaker 1:You got to be visually attracted. That's all to it. I don't care what they say.
Speaker 2:And listen, I can't see your mind, dude, that's what I say. Listen for women that's going to sit up here and they want to get well, first off, let me put the women on blast that you get mad at a dude because his chick is bad, like, bad, like very, very good looking, right, and not saying that you're not good looking, but you might not be as good looking as the chick that he's talking to. But now you want to get mad at him just because you're like oh so you want to talk about his chick, ain't nothing to matter with her, but you're going to talk about her anyway because you're jealous and it make you feel better about yourself, like look at Michael Jordan, by her man and all his shoes and how high, he jumped.
Speaker 1:Why you mad?
Speaker 2:I don't like him.
Speaker 1:Y'all skinny niggas made him come up with the dad bod. Oh, I like a dad bod. You don't like no dad bod. I got one. Nobody likes me Shit. I know. I got a dad bod. God damn it. Nobody likes me, Shit. Y'all quit lying to me. Oh, I don't like a dad, no, you don't. That's all you can get. But listen, I'm telling you what. That's all she can get. I don't want to hear no more about the all. I was like no, that's all you can get. Your self-esteem is fucked up and you're too crazy to go out there and try to get another one, Somebody that you're really attracted to. So you settle for the dad vibe and we men do it all the time. We settle for our motherfucking asses and we know we don't like a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:What we settle for.
Speaker 1:We settle for them. You be like ah yeah, you come on, dog, really we do settle for the motherfucker, like we settle and shit, and most of the time it's our friends. She's a good woman. Man, you might as well just stay with her. She's good, she's nice, she takes care of you. She looks like voodoo on a stick, but that's the sad point Right, exactly, she cook clean, exactly. All that shit. You want to die alone. Do the skill tactics and shit.
Speaker 2:You want to die alone.
Speaker 1:Would you talk to her?
Speaker 2:At least you have a boat, that you have somebody to ride to hell with yeah, exactly, nah, I wouldn't talk to her, then why you telling me to talk to her then, right?
Speaker 1:Now you go on a couple date and you the only one.
Speaker 2:Dog. They looking at you like dude. I can't believe he talking to her After they get you trapped right. Like it's your fault.
Speaker 1:No, but it's just, you know, you like what you like, you know what I mean. But I don't buy the dad bod thing though. I just don't buy that.
Speaker 2:Hey, I tell you what I don't buy. You know what I?
Speaker 1:mean, and it's like guys is like oh, I like a big round meat on the bone and all that stuff. No, you don't. No, you don't. That's all you can get. No, you don't. I'm just telling you right now, I know Been down the road, that's all you can get. God, you know Cause. I know for a fact I ain't never been handsome and I ain't ugly. I'm kinda cute in between.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:And when you kinda cute, you gets no play Nowhere. Nobody wanna kinda cute niggas. Women Always Won't either Handsome motherfucker or they want an ugly motherfucker. They don't want nobody in between.
Speaker 2:Cause you said, hey, so what? What happened when you see the ugly dude?
Speaker 1:I have a chick tell me oh, you're kind of cute. I get up and walk away. I got just too much work right there. I got my way to go. Ugly dude come up to her and they gone in five minutes.
Speaker 2:Oh, he pulled it, pulled it. Hey them ugly dudes.
Speaker 1:I don't know they got that confidence, though they like shit. I've been ugly all my life, bitch.
Speaker 2:They playing the numbers game To them.
Speaker 1:rejection you're like oh, whatever, Shit, I only been rejected five times in an hour. Shit, I'm good to go. Yeah, yeah, I'm like he looking around like five times in an hour, hanson dude walking to the club buy one drink and they got a blowjob. You know how many drinks I gotta buy when you kinda cute?
Speaker 1:you gotta buy at least 15 of them, motherfuckers you gotta get drinks for the whole you gotta get the girl you after at least 5 right, and then all her goddamn mooching ass friends you gotta get them at least 2 a piece. I'm like oh, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2:Dog. Hey, isn't that amazing how they can just go to the club.
Speaker 1:My friend want a drink.
Speaker 2:With absolutely Bitch. I don't know your friend, no money, how? Many guys, I don't care, ugly handsome cute kind of cute, not so cute cute, cute.
Speaker 1:And the same motherfucker tell you I pay my own way, I pay my own bill. Bitch, you can't even buy a drink. Duh, and will go to the club with no money, just enough to get in Like you sitting up here thinking like damn shit, Don't worry, girl, I got this Somebody going to buy us a drink. You're like man, Ain't it right?
Speaker 2:Hey, that is right, Ain't it right?
Speaker 1:And they're right. You get up there. I don't know how it is.
Speaker 2:Nine days, you know it's been a long time. Well, it's just different. You sit up there, you know you in the club, you know how it was back in the day. It's different now. You sitting up there in the Biltmore, at the Jockey Club or something, and they be like oh, what's your name? Alabama Joe.
Speaker 1:And you know, you walk right back your moon walk right on the way. No, I mean that dog you're lying. Wait, that's a good icebreaker let me buy you a drink, right no?
Speaker 2:for a for the guy to say it Absolutely, but it's not a good icebreaker for the girl to come up and be like you going to buy me a drink.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, oh yeah, I'll buy you a drink. My friend's thirsty too.
Speaker 2:Like listen at no point in the conversation. Now I'm pretty sure I mean if you sitting there. So I guess that's supposed to buy you a little more time, you buying the drink, but you buy her a drink.
Speaker 1:you know she said my friends want a drink. And you look over at the table like a booger band, three booger wolves, dude, listen.
Speaker 2:Like, oh my goodness, ain't none one of your friends hittable, so I don't want to get a drink. But then you know, I tell you what though.
Speaker 1:There's some cute girls that usually travel in packs, though, Like they, you know.
Speaker 2:But you know how they say, like it's a cute chick, and then she hang with all the little ugly girls.
Speaker 1:Well, that's the self-esteem one right there, hey, but that?
Speaker 2:No, you're right. She's got to keep her self-esteem up.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:But when they all bad, oh dude, hey, what? See this? We're going to have to have a baddie. We're going to go out.
Speaker 1:No, you never had a baddie right.
Speaker 2:So they're talking about baddie, right? What is a baddie?
Speaker 1:I'm about to Google.
Speaker 2:What's a baddie?
Speaker 1:She bad, she fine.
Speaker 2:Fine, but they're expensive and get on your goddamn nerves. They're expensive, right, because they ain't listening. All right now go ahead, Joe.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2:I'm at Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 1:They're expensive. A baddie, yeah. 36, 24, 30. We call them brick house back in the day, right?
Speaker 2:right, right, you know 36, 24 36 okay, now here's the thing right now the first one, pat uh, pops up a baddie, a female who can hold her own and take care of herself. She is very pretty and independent. Now, if you so bad, or you a baddie and you independent, how come you always asking for shit?
Speaker 1:Yeah, the baddie, you can't take it out of the garden.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you don't want to go to the OG, you can't go to. Olive Garden you can't go to Red Lobster. I don't know why. What's the matter with Red Lobster? Red sticks good in the motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you don't want to go to Red Lobster.
Speaker 2:Okay, here's another one right here.
Speaker 1:Cheesecake Factory. Don't you take me to Cheesecake Factory?
Speaker 2:It says a baddie is a bad girl who is always on fleek slaying the game. Most of the time, these baddies grew up being bullied or lacking confidence. Now they have confidence to be themselves and to do what they dreamed of doing all this time. They have self-respect and they fight for what they believe in. And like having fun, like going to parties throwing parties et cetera.
Speaker 1:That's ugly duckling syndrome, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't know somebody else might.
Speaker 1:That's classic ugly duckling syndrome you're talking about right there. So I guess yeah, I think that is a term.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's why, you know when a chick? They say, when a chick is like you know a little chubby or something like that, and she lose that weight, yeah, but she still kind of sees herself as kind of like the chubby chick.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I guess that chubbiness keeps you humble.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I've never been a chubby chick.
Speaker 2:Now, like they chubby, they got confidence. Like a motherfucker dog, they got all the confidence in the world.
Speaker 1:Hey, no, listen, I tell people, be who you want and live your life wear them little bit, ass cut off short jeans and shit.
Speaker 2:Shit be everywhere dog you be seeing if you're walking through Walmart yeah and they be having that little top on and you be seeing that little baby mama belly Kinda hanging out.
Speaker 1:She, like my big Rob, said he smell like Butter flavored Crisco. Her body be shining Like she got Butter flavored Crisco On that motherfucker. Oh shit. You like Goodness, that's what I'm talking about. Gracious my chick bad, my chick good. Yeah, oh shit. You're like goodness, gracious my chick bad.
Speaker 2:My chick hood. Yeah, oh shit, dog man, listen, all right, look, I'm going to give you one more. Oh wait, hold on. I'm going to read one more from this little, from this thing. It says I ain't never did I get to. Oh, one of the other ones was she dates terrible people and then take months to break up.
Speaker 1:That don't make no sense there.
Speaker 2:You're a baddie. You done that no but yeah, this is the one remember with the guy you know she talking to the friend and dude, I've never, I'm not going to. No, but yeah, this is the one Remember with the guy you know, she talking to the friend Dude, I've never.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to sit up there and Hell, no, I don't know. I mean I'm sure I don't have like a lot of female friends or something, but I'm not going to sit up there, Because then they sit up there and ask for your advice. How are you going to give somebody some advice? I mean, everybody thinks different. Oh no, no See, you can't get Like, I can tell you what I would do, but I, you know. Well, I'll tell you what I'd tell you. But if a girl was sitting up here asking a guy, and then if a guy likes her, all you're going to do nigga, you're going to try to put butter on her bread. You're just going to try to tell her what she wants to hear. Oh see, if I was you or if I was him, I would buy you flowers, Right, and you're like shut up.
Speaker 1:Well, you don't take relationship advice from people that ain't in a relationship. Man, listen how the hell they know, or if either that theirs didn't work out.
Speaker 2:Hey, yep, exactly, all right, so let's see One more, one more. Oh, okay, now see One more baddie. This says bad ass, hottie. This is created by the number one baddie named Maddie.
Speaker 1:Maddie the baddie.
Speaker 2:Damn she a baddie. Maddie the baddie, Shout out to Maddie the baddie.
Speaker 1:She ain't no wilder now this.
Speaker 2:Okay. So give me one person that you sit up here and you be like oh okay, she's a baddie, like a new one, cause we already know our old school. We already said Janet and Angela Bassett that's a good one there, buddy.
Speaker 1:Like the new ones, I go with Megan. Megan Stallion yeah, that's thick right there. That's Alabama thick, thicker than a snicker, that's right thicker than a snicker.
Speaker 2:She fine, my chick bad, my chick man.
Speaker 1:Didn't I like it.
Speaker 2:That's a good one right there, meg Thee Stallion. That's that Texas right there.
Speaker 1:Who else is nice, why you?
Speaker 2:playing around.
Speaker 1:Cardi B.
Speaker 2:Oh now, cardi B is pretty. Hell yeah Body, hell yeah yeah, cardi.
Speaker 1:B bad, she got some body.
Speaker 2:It's so funny, though, cause you can like somebody that's like thick, yeah, and then you see a little thin chick. You be like damn, I like her too.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Like the little thin one that be in the gym every morning. Woo oh you.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the thin one that's in the gym in the morning, whatever gym it is, and we gonna do all that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, that's what I said.
Speaker 2:Whatever gym it is let me tell you, shout out to all the baddies in the gym, shout out to all the baddies you, you oh, walk around the room.
Speaker 1:That's a skinny thing.
Speaker 2:Man, that sounds like tons of fun right there Got a little apple. Oh.
Speaker 1:Apple. She got an apple back there.
Speaker 2:I don't know what I'm talking about. You walk in the gym like ho ho.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I had a whole mustang again. She walked by and had that motherfucker sucked all the way. In Looked like it had a two pack. Alright, folks, that's it.
Speaker 2:We had fun. We hope y'all had fun. We missed y'all last week. Keep listening out. We may, we may Keyword may have something coming Like a bonus, like a little bonus episode, just to make up for last week, since give y'all some more laughter. Let me see, I don't have nothing else to say.
Speaker 2:All I got to do is just say Meg Thee Stallion, she's the baddie of the week. Meg Thee Stallion and Cardi B Cardi B, they's the baddie of the week. Meg Thee Stallion and Cardi B, cardi B, they're the baddies of the week. That's right. All right, we're going to give y'all two more next week. Holla Peace.
Speaker 1:Hey, I was.