Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Tackling WNBA Visibility, Celebrity Heritage, and Dad Bod Dating Confidence
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Ever found yourself wondering why the WNBA doesn't get the love it deserves? Bosco, Christian (in spirit), and I, Alabama Joe, gather around the mic to tackle that question head-on. We're rolling up our sleeves to dissect the visibility challenges facing women's basketball and how marketing superstars like Kaitlyn Clark could slam dunk these issues into oblivion. But that's not all — we're chatting about everything from the nitty-gritty of player dynamics to the hilarious idea of funding our show with an OnlyFans account.
Let's get real — celebrity identities and racial misconceptions can be a mind-bender. We're not just talking hoops; our dialogue takes a sharp turn into the realm of public perception, exploring how individuals like Mariah Carey and The Rock navigate their complex heritage. Then, we slide into offbeat territory, reminiscing about movies that make us want to adopt pet monkeys and sharing the secret to peeling bananas like our primate pals. And just when you thought the game buzzer sounded, we hit the court with hot takes on the NBA playoffs that'll have you rethinking your brackets.
Navigating the dating scene with a 'dad bod'? We've got the play-by-play for boosting your self-esteem and owning it at the club — without splurging on a round of drinks. Bosco and I share personal anecdotes, laughter, and a touch of wisdom on the quirks of the heart and the social dance of attraction. By the time we wrap things up, you'll have insights into the world of sports, culture, and life's unexpected turns, all delivered with the authenticity and humor you've come to expect from us. So, buckle up and tune in for an episode that packs more punches than a heavyweight bout.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 1Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast you got two of us today, bosco and the one and only Alabama, joe. Baby Right, hit me again. I got to speak for two people. I would do it, but I ain't going to do it today. Silk is being played by. No, we're not going to do that today.
Speaker 2I'm going to give him a break. Silk and Superman is in the building out today. I'm going to give him a break, though. Hey, we're going to hold you down for y'all, that's right, we got some interesting topics. I don't know what we're going to talk about. We're going to talk about something Y'all know we always get on here.
Speaker 1First of all, we did agree we were going to talk about this goddamn WNBA oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right we.
Speaker 2We will talk about the WNBA and I will say watch out, because we missed last week. It may Not absolutely sure and I'm just teasing it a little bit, but it may be a bonus episode this week I'm not sure With some special guests you never know, you never know, so stay tuned hey what they say like subscribe, hit, do If you like us, hit the thumbs up button, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly when you at Christian when we need you dog.
Speaker 2Dog, hey, somebody asked me about. They was like hey, what happened with Christian? Listen, this is what's so funny, though, when somebody isn't on the show or they been on for a while. Christian ain't been on in a minute, right, obviously he works. This is just our hobby and like nah, we all still family, everything is all good yeah, we're all good yeah.
Speaker 2Talk to him. Much love Shout out to Christian. That's right, hey, but the people out there talking about you, so we got to rearrange some times and meet them halfway or something. First off, Christian lives over an hour away from where the current studio is, so I mean to sit up here and drive an hour. Kudos to him.
Speaker 1He's still in good year, right, yeah?
Speaker 2yeah, that could be. Oh yeah, that's that could be trained. Hell yeah, that's 60 miles. Hell yeah, so we'll, we'll come up with something to get him on the episode on your gas no, exactly, exactly now we can get. Wait. We're doing. People talk about Patreon or the OnlyFans. Onlyfans, hey, I told you, we need you and Christian or Steve or somebody to grease their bodies up. Onlyfans, we're going to start doing some push-ups or something and then we're going to start getting paid. Hey, it might work.
Speaker 1Might as well. Yeah, time to well. Yeah, time to get that money.
Speaker 2Now this WNBA. Let's talk about it. The season has started, that's right.
WNBA Channel and Kaitlyn Clark's Performance
Speaker 1The season has started, and they make it hard to be a fan. They tell me oh y'all don't support the WNBA. Motherfucker. We can't even see you motherfuckers. How the fuck you gonna support you motherfuckers? I got to watch replays on YouTube. What channel is this shit on?
Speaker 2Hey, I was talking, it's on the.
Speaker 1WNBA channel. What channel is that? Where the fuck is the WNBA channel at? Somebody tell me that.
Speaker 2Hey, listen, I was talking to Casino, chris, shout out to him.
Speaker 2And he was like hey, no, I asked him. I was talking to him. I was like, hey, Kaitlyn Clark, she plays tonight, right? He was like, yeah, I was like what channel I knew? The very first game was on ESPN. So this wasn't the opening night. This was a couple nights later. He said it's on ESPN. So this wasn't the opening night. This was a couple nights later. He said it's on Amazon Prime. So I was like, oh, I think I have Amazon Prime. Yeah, I got Amazon Prime. So I came home I looked it up and you know, I started watching the game and well, obviously we're talking about Kaitlyn Clark and the whole WNBA.
Speaker 1They only televised the Fever game.
Speaker 2Dude, that's the thing Now.
Speaker 1I told you have a 12-team, you should maybe televise all the motherfuckers at the same time.
Speaker 2Nike. Well, actually I didn't tell Nike. Maybe I did. Y'all know I'm a, I'm a.
Speaker 1Ex-superstar. Yeah, that Superstar yeah that Superstar and I'm an ex-Nike Calvin Klein slash supermodel, that's right but.
Speaker 2I was like, listen, they need to bring her shoes out before Now. I know, listen, kayla Clark, she's going to adjust, she'll be fine. Yeah, bring them out before she tank. But that's a dude, you need to capitalize.
Speaker 1I would have bought them things before.
Speaker 2Yeah as soon as she got drafted, she signed the contract, I would have bought them shoes out, so now they can bring them out. And you, dude, you know I'm not here for life, I'm it. It will not be one time I get somebody a hundred dollars if they see me with something, at least one item, that's not, yeah, like some type of I mean, you know, I mean, unless you're going to, you know, church or something like that. But if athletic wear but I only say that because I back them. Now I absolutely believe they should have just bought her shoes out, because I know they thought she was gonna come out sizzling, right, but you never know. It's gambling, like if we go gamble and we're gambling in vegas or one of our casinos here.
Speaker 2So now it's just tarnished. She's like I said, she's totally fine.
Speaker 1No, I think she's fine.
Speaker 2No, she's fine, but they're going to fuck it up though. But what I'm saying is, if they would have bought the shoes out before, people would have flocked to them.
Speaker 1People would have flocked to them Like the damn jerseys, yeah.
Speaker 2So now you still have, because our jerseys sold out like the first, just like the jerseys. Yeah, exactly, that's all I'm saying. You know She'll be fine.
Speaker 1WNBA going to fuck this all up.
Speaker 2What they going to do.
Speaker 1They going to fuck it up. I'm just telling you, just like the. Like the NCAA did no like the golf did Tiger they rode that motherfucker till his tongue was hanging out. Shit, everybody getting paid with Tiger playing golf. Look, you could be in 45th place and got $800,000.
Speaker 2I'll take it. That's what I'm saying, though you know what I mean?
Speaker 1Everybody got paid with Tiger playing Right right. So instead of them doing that, what are they doing? Oh well, she got to take long twos until three. What the fuck is a long two versus a long three? My toe on the line, that's a long two, oh right so why not just slide it back and make a three?
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I'm just saying this is the coach talking. Then I you know I'm not a Big fan, but I'm trying.
Speaker 2I'm going to give you my theory.
Speaker 1I watched the game right Because I'm seeing what type, and what I saw was, first of all, they put the girl on that girl, put D on her like a motherfucker. She was talented or whatever, but it appeared to me they could at least Set some picks for the girl, like they was just out there, you on your own.
Speaker 1They done watching this game. Right, I could go down to LA Fitness and watch this shit, set some picks and run some plays. For the girl you paying all of you, she got a good shot. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's my whole.
Speaker 2Thing.
Speaker 1Just go on, just go on. Face the facts. She's going to be your face.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, just make it, Just make it. Listen, don't ride that horse to the finish line.
Speaker 1Exactly fucking something like well, she's going to run into some real ballplayers and they're going to be at Rude Awakening and these people trying to play. Look, you got people trying to feed their family. None of y'all play like y'all trying to feed your goddamn family.
Speaker 2Look.
Speaker 1Like you're trying to feed your family. Motherfucker you playing some ball, hey we're going to mess around.
Speaker 2running to the Mercury, they're going to beat my ass. I'm sorry, Ben Listen, that is not me, man Fuck that shit All right.
Speaker 2Well, first off, this is what I'm going to say Okay, I know she's a little tired because it's almost like track when you're running track in college and you make that transition to a professional. You just got running in so many meets. When you're professional you know you can kind of like pick and choose. Let's say, like Sidney McLaughlin, lebron or whatever she can pick and choose In college. You can't pick and choose. You got to honor that scholarship and running them track meets, so I know she's tired. She didn't forget how to play basketball overnight. I like watching her play.
Speaker 2Like I said, all the hype, half of that is the media. It's a white girl in the Midwest and this is pretty much exactly what they want.
Speaker 1To be honest with you, I don't really think it's a whole lot Tina played. I mean the girl can pass her ass off.
Speaker 2She got great yeah.
Speaker 1She's good. Court awareness she's very very skilled. She got skills bro.
Speaker 2Hey, I tell you this.
Speaker 1All I'm saying is that you knew they were going to put the clamps on her. You got to run some plays for her. You just can't let her go out there. Run up and down the fucking court, yeah, and spectate hey she got to play D on.
Speaker 2Oh, she got to play.
Speaker 1I was going to say she got to play D on offense.
Speaker 2I mean, they got her down at the other end playing defense. Now, though, Right Like you like, oh what.
Speaker 1I'm saying is she a scorer?
Speaker 2So let her be a scorer.
Speaker 1Shooter shoot yeah.
Speaker 2Shoot that ball CC.
Speaker 1I saw everybody Taking threes but her, the whole team Motherfucker Taking threes and they percentage Probably like mine Back in the day and if you saw me you know what I'm talking about. Hey, listen.
Speaker 2This is this is how I look at it. When we playing pickup basketball, my whole, my whole thing is nine times out of ten we playing pickup. Now, as I gotten older, so I can extend my basketball life, yeah, all I do is pretty much shoot threes, right, but I don't play basketball every day. I play once a week, so my philosophy is why miss a two when I can miss a three? So I might as well just shoot all three.
Speaker 1Here's another.
Speaker 2I got a fast break.
Speaker 1I'm pulling up. Here's another puzzling thing.
Speaker 2I missed it. Here's another puzzling thing.
Speaker 1Right, they spend all that money hyping up the WNBA draft, talking about oh, this is going to be the best draft class we've had in years.
Speaker 2Oh, I know what you're about to say. You know what I'm about to say.
Speaker 1I know what you're about to say, they hyped that shit up and they drafted motherfuckers made the team Yup yup 13. 13 to 14 of them, motherfuckers made the team. I'm like what kind of shit is that?
Speaker 2Yup, so how many picks do they?
Speaker 1have man. They had two rounds. It was like 30, some it was three rounds because it's 12 teams. It's 12 teams and I think they all got Three picks a piece or whatever the fuck it was, or whatever. Yeah, and that's what they said I looked at they told the Mercury they had a guy Come on, had a compliment About the Mercury. Y'all don't know me so I'm glad I ain't gonna meet Now with y'all motherfuckers. But they drafted motherfuckers Right and I don't even think I think now when I made the team.
Speaker 2Oh my goodness. Yo you know? Hey, I'm about to Google it right now.
Speaker 1I'm just saying, okay, maybe one, I don't know, but I'm just saying I don't think they have made a damn team.
Speaker 2No, and you're right about that. Like with the whole draft, Chris was telling me yeah, he said 13 players.
Speaker 1And I'm like that's just just you might as well.
Speaker 2Just motherfucking, get another team. They supposed to. They'll bring the Cleveland Rockers back.
Speaker 1The Houston Comets. God damn it, bring the Comets back.
Speaker 2Oh, the.
Speaker 1Houston. Oh, that's right. Yeah, they folded after, you know, everybody got old and retired.
WNBA Roster and Player Discussion
Speaker 2Yeah, they gotta bring back the Houston Comets Cause they got to bring back the Houston Comets because they got.
Speaker 1Dallas. Wait, doesn't San Antonio have a team too right? I think they still do, though.
Speaker 2Oh, San Antonio.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2You know what?
Speaker 1They might have moved to Vegas. Though Somebody moved to Vegas. Did Vegas get a new team? No, I think they moved to Vegas right.
Speaker 2Oh so San Antonio was Las Vegas.
Speaker 1I don't know if it's San Antonio or Las Vegas. Oh so, san Antonio was Las Vegas. I don't know if it's San Antonio or Las Vegas, I'm saying.
Speaker 2I think the Aces are another one of the teams that moved to Vegas. Not mistaken, but I could be, I've been wrong so many times in my life.
Speaker 1It don't make a fuck anyway. But I'm just telling y'all, y'all need to capitalize off all this and then y'all need to take.
Speaker 2I'm just saying let's shoot or shoot.
Speaker 1Let her shoot and y'all need to promote some of them. Cute girls, Shit Listen let's call it out.
Speaker 2I'm going to say it.
Speaker 1I said it's sexist, God damn it. But it sells.
Speaker 2Listen number 44. And I apologize if we don't know some of y'all's names. We can't even pronounce your damn name, so fuck it yeah. Anyway, the girl with three names, number 44, for the New York Liberty. Yeah, you already know who I like. She cute, I mean, everybody likes Skylar Diggins, skylar Diggins, diggins, skylar Diggins Smith.
Speaker 1But I don't know Something about winning with three names.
Speaker 2Zia Cook.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, she is from Ohio.
Speaker 2That's my one reference. She didn't get cut, did she? No, no she made it.
Speaker 1Oh man, yeah, I'm just saying they got all that. They only got 13 players. They either need to expand the team or they should take the roster up to like 15. But they don't want to spend no money and pay nobody, but I'm just saying they should at least have 15. Listen, and this is what it is. They got, because I guess in college you can only have 12. Anyway, yeah, you can have 15. Oh, in college, because I guess in college you can only have 12 anyway.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can have 15. Oh, in college, yeah, I think. Okay, I remember when they went to 15 in the NBA, because you can have, because most of the time, teams like high school, high school or even back in college. At the time it was 12.
Speaker 1Because you know how, like during that whole championship run in South Carolina, they played nine regularly. You know most teams played seven regularly.
Speaker 2Most teams play seven. So I'm looking at these rosters but what I put? I put what WNBA players got cut.
Speaker 1That's a lot of them. A lot of them got waived and cut.
Speaker 2So now they probably got to go overseas. I don't know they want to play, or I hope.
Speaker 1A lot of them got waived and cut and shit, so now they probably got to go overseas. Man shit, I don't know they want to play. Man, or I hope, somebody else, pick them up. But then if you pick them up you got to cut somebody.
Speaker 2Yeah, because, look, I do know that they Create a practice squad or something. But they use men.
Speaker 1They practice against men, though.
Speaker 2They have 15 spots but, like you said, most WNBA teams pretty much, because they're subsidized by the WNBA team.
Speaker 1I thought they just had 12.
Speaker 2Yeah no, let's say they can have 15. But they say they all keep 12. I mean, obviously the owners are sitting up here like come on to carry three players and pay them what? $80,000? Because you figure, if you're 13, 14, 15.
Speaker 1They can't run them in rotation, you know I mean a lot of them probably won't get the chance to play.
Speaker 2Right, so that's what I'm saying. That's probably why the owner is like we're not going that deep, I'm not going to sit up here and spend that extra money on roster spot 13 through 15. I know people are like when the hell y'all turn into a sports talk show. I tell you what we talk about everything.
Speaker 1I'm just saying, though I think they need to.
Speaker 2No, we talking about financial. They need to ride the about financial. Wnba Listen. Let Kaitlyn Clark be a star.
Speaker 1Let her shoot, ride that horse, baby, whip it good. Ride that motherfucking horse. I'm telling you. All that old hating and shit Talking about. She ain't all that.
Speaker 2The chick is good. She's good. Obviously, the speed is a little fast. It's different. I remember even going from high school to college.
Speaker 1Fast is fast, but you're like whoo, Y'all better hurry up before that damn South Carolina squad get up there. Man listen. Them motherfucking fast there, boy.
Speaker 2But then it's so funny because on the other end because I was watching the Fever and New York Liberty you watch Breonna Stewart.
Speaker 1You're just like damn she played she hardcore Black eye and all that motherfucker's eyes all fucked up and shit. She's still hitting it.
Speaker 2I'm like damn, she got a black eye and everything. She looking like Petey from goddamn. Little Rock Rhymes Motherfucker eye all black around.
Speaker 1I'm like damn, Come on, Stewie Shit. Oh my God, it was killing him.
Speaker 2Oh shit, hey, listen, I can't wait to see the game tomorrow. Me neither.
Speaker 1No, I won't be able to watch tomorrow. I got to go to the plantation tomorrow. Y'all wish me luck.
Speaker 2And y'all send money in and this is going to be our plantation, that's right. You got to go to the plantation tomorrow. Go to Yolanda's Only Fans. Y'all know 7765. A lot of y'all know what I'm talking about. 63. All right now, look, Joe, I'm sitting up here trying to find the how many people made the Draftees, made the roster. All right look.
Speaker 1You know a girl from Iowa. She made the Aces.
Speaker 2The Aces cut a lot of girls Now see, this is what I want to know. What girls from Iowa made it? No all of them. So all the girls from Iowa made the teams.
Speaker 1Yeah, one but two. It was Kaitlyn Clark.
Speaker 2I thought the one girl. I thought she was a senior, I thought it was four seniors.
Speaker 1I know Gabby Marshall. She didn't even enter the draft. She went on to medical school or some shit. What?
Speaker 2Yeah, she didn't even bother to get in the draft. So she probably didn't.
Speaker 1Oh, she's good, I know, but she didn't, she just went on with her career.
Speaker 2You know what she probably?
Speaker 1She's done with basketball For now.
Speaker 2She gonna probably play in like a. I'm gonna tell you what Gabby Marshall gonna do. First off, let me say this Hear her name, gabby Marshall. Right, she's from Ohio.
Speaker 2Okay anyway, that's my other one from Ohio. Just call the eyes. But I'm going to tell you what they're going to do. She's going to what? Go to medical school or whatever else. She's going. Good luck to her. But she's going to be a ringer. She's going to be at LA Fitness or something. You know. There's going to be some dude out there not really paying that much attention and she's going to light their ass up. They're going to be like and then they're going to find out who she is.
Speaker 1They're going to be like oh wait, hold on, she was a tall girl. She was like what, 5'10".
Speaker 2No, gabby Marshall think like 5'4" or 5'6" Gabby Marshall.
Speaker 1I think she might be a little taller than that.
Speaker 2Oh look, See, I got the Google machine. I got to be the Google. Get the Google machine up there.
Speaker 1I know one thing, gabby. Well, if you ever want to come down to Slum, I'm right here. Gabby Marshall, oh yeah.
Speaker 2She 5'9".
Speaker 1That's my Taylor Swift right there, damn.
Speaker 2Oh, that's your Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2And you know she like.
Speaker 1No, you had your celebrity list. Like how about that would be my? She would be on my celebrity list.
Speaker 2Oh, Gabby Marshall on your celebrity list. Yes, she would be.
Speaker 1She would be on my celebrity list like a mug.
Speaker 2Halle Berry.
Speaker 1Halle Berry Always on the list. Halle Berry, yes, halle Berry, and you know, janet, just for GP, she on the list.
Speaker 2You cannot leave Janet off the list. I don't care if she old, feeble and gray, look dawg. I've been having a crush on Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1It was just a good time, man, listen what you talking about.
Speaker 2Good Lord, have mercy. It was every since good time, bro. Oh, how can you not then, when she went on and told you when she was charlene, on different strokes, and I used to be so jealous of ty bridges, charlene, I'm like man. What two pounds, hell oh yeah, yeah, man janet jackson, two Pops Good hell. Oh yeah, yeah, man Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1Miss Jackson, if you nasty, my favorite, justin Timberlake. Miss Jackson, justin Timberlake, that lucky bastard.
Speaker 2When he got to touch them titties. Yeah, and you know she do some little freaky Like I guess she pull somebody up on stage. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1I went to that one concert when she was really hot. They did pull a guy on stage.
Speaker 2Oh, I never been to a Janet Jackson concert. I been to a Jackson 5, but this dude, I was so young.
Speaker 1And I still trying to figure out how Jermaine Dupri pulled it off. I think he must have hypnotized us. You know what I mean. Hey, he's a very likable dude man Still trying to figure out how Jermaine Dupree pulled it off.
Speaker 2I think he must have hypnotized us.
Speaker 1You know what I mean? Hey, he's a very likable dude man. He's a very likable dude. He kept a pendulum in front of him hey, okay look, here, look.
Speaker 2I got a question. I don't watch you getting sleepy. Look, I have a question. When you see a real, real hot chick, a real, real hot chick?
Speaker 1Yeah, and she was a not-so-hot dude and a not-so-hot dude or like a real, real old dude.
Speaker 2Do you sit up there and be like, oh she must need papers, or what do you do?
Speaker 1Or like she's a mail-order bride you never know these days though, because you know, I mean back in the day it was cut and dry. Oh yeah, right yeah, but now you don't know, because people don't mind getting that, getting their freak on. So you don't know what that nigga done, did you know?
Speaker 2that's true see, you don't know that is, that is true, well he ain't so handsome, but he treats me very well hey, see it's funny, because the first thought that crosses your mind you're like yeah but, then you gotta take this in consideration too, man, that dude got a lot of money you know she could be.
Speaker 1All her shit could be bought and paid for oh yeah, like body and all that stuff. Hey look, they can only afford one surgery at a time. Oh yeah, like you get all your shit first, then I get mine later on. Yeah, right, next thing, you know you walking down the street with a hot chick and you over there fucked up.
Speaker 2Hey this is what they gotta realize. Is that it's so funny because I I mean funny how this Dude. This is what they got to realize. Is that it's so funny because I I mean funny how this came up? Because I did see one today, yeah. Like man, this very, very nice looking lady. She might have been 30s. It looked like he might have been maybe in his 60s, yeah.
Speaker 1Obviously, she was a different nationality. With all this. See, now they let Parents assign them For the kids To get cosmetic surgery and shit that's bad, let me tell y'all Young men something. Y'all plan on Starting a family and you got a hot chick.
Speaker 2You plan on marrying her? Look at them pictures.
Speaker 1You better get some Baby pictures, cause I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2I wanna see baby pictures Y Because I'm going to tell you I want to see baby pictures. Y'all going to still come out with ugly babies.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying you need some baby pictures Y'all going to still come out with ugly babies, boy Shit. She's got a cute nose. You see the baby pictures. Shit. You're like, oh, that's you.
Speaker 2Yeah, you like.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, you like, oh yeah, I was looking. They had this one story and like this guy he was. He married this chick, right, and yeah, she got pregnant, you know. They started their family and when the twins came out they were black, right, okay. So he thought she cheated on him. So he fucking left her, started harassing her and all that shit. And then finally his mom confessed, told that, nigga you black. Oh, because the mom didn't have an affair with a black dude. And he came out.
Speaker 2Told that nigga you black oh.
Speaker 1Cause the mom Didn't have an affair With a black dude and he came out.
Speaker 2But he came out Like yeah.
Speaker 1But see then you know, but I was. That's crazy how that happened, because I was watching. They had Top celebrities that you don't, that you didn't, you don't know they black oh hey, that's a.
Speaker 2Have you seen that? Hold on, you don't know, they're black. Oh hey, have you seen that?
Speaker 1Hold on Celebrities. You don't know, they're black.
Speaker 2Here's the Google machine, you know who's on the list?
Speaker 1I mean Vin Diesel.
Speaker 2Oh no, yeah, Vin Diesel. Yeah, he is black.
Celebrity Identities and Misconceptions
Speaker 1Yeah, I know, but see, without his hair cut off and all that stuff, you know, because remember he was in Saving Private Ryan, right, okay, and the movie was kind of grainy, you know, purposely grainy, you know what I mean. So you didn't really know. And then his voice, you didn't know his nationality, right, right, right, no, because I mean, he could, if you should be like, oh, I'm a white dude.
Speaker 2Oh, you think he was like cause they're saying, like he was, he was Italian or something he could, you know.
Speaker 1You know he can rap. So he was too black, he was too light to be white, uh black, and he was too tan, like to be an Italian, cause he didn't speak. No, uh right, it was crazy. And I well he, he could pass for Mexican right. He could pass for Mexican Right, you know, but he don't know the Spanish.
Speaker 2So I'm just saying, like Dog, you knew what your name. They had Mariah Carey, but you knew she was. Yeah, you knew Mariah, I knew Mariah. Well, I tell you what I knew Rashida Jones.
Speaker 1No, but the cat that was messing with Kim Kardashian. I didn't know, he was blank, oh the basketball player.
Speaker 2Yeah, wait, did I, I think. Oh, you know what some people don't Well hold on.
Speaker 1No, they didn't know. You can't tell he blank and the dude from Nigga. The dude from Prison Break.
Speaker 2Hold on, I got to get another source man, the dude from Prison Break. Hold on, see this. I got to get another source man, now the dude from Prison Break. Because, wait, this says showing results for celebrities you didn't know are black. Now, this is why. Well, they don't know. No, well, listen, come on though. Angela Bassett stop no. Halle Berry, stop no Halle Berry. Gabrielle Union.
Speaker 1Yeah, you need another source right there. No, that's what.
Speaker 2I'm saying but hey, we're telling the people look Derek Jeter, you knew Derek Jeter was black. The Rock man, you knew the Rock was black. Now Maya Rudolph, but even Well, I knew she was, but you can tell, I mean you can look.
Speaker 1What's the cat in prison break?
Speaker 2Oh, and he's on here. Yeah, now you gonna tell me no, yeah, yeah. Wentworth Wentworth Miller Wentworth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, now, now, now that you can't, yeah, yeah, like, oh shit. Wentworth Miller Wentworth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, now, now, now that you can't do, yeah, yeah, yeah, like oh shit.
Speaker 1And then the cat that played basketball with Dayton Kim Kardashian. Yeah, oh he's full of that. Did he marry her?
Speaker 2Yeah, they got married for a course. Chris Humphries yeah.
Speaker 1Chris Humphries. Right yeah, look at him. You can't tell.
Speaker 2Yeah, no, I remember, hey, but look here's one that and I oh dude, come on, somebody got ice, stop man. Let me go to another source.
Speaker 1They got ice cube on here they have.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, this is one, because, well, I know, because I know his dad, who or not know his dad, but know who his dad is Jessica Alva's husband, cash Warren.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Remember his dad was homeboy from Hill Street Blues, Right, yeah, so, but I wouldn't have known he was Right. Hey, some people don't know too that Tori Kelly, I think her pop, I think her pops is puerto rican yeah, linda carter okay, she's mexican yeah wonder woman hey, pete, wait, peter wentz. Why they didn't sound familiar, ain't he a singer? But it says peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third, and I know they got oh from.
Speaker 1I know they got Blake Griffin on there, but we all do that oh yeah, we knew he was black.
Speaker 2But see, listen, but see, I'm gonna tell you, see, this is what happens, and I'm gonna tell you all this right now. Now, peter Wentz is white. I mean that guy, whatever they they can say black homeboy. Uh, wentworth Miller, he's white, he's white. Uh, maya Rudolph is black. The Rock is black. Obviously, we know Nicole Richie now. Nicole Richie is black now. But here's the thing, though, what people don't understand. See, I'm going to let y'all know this, I'm sure I'm not letting out any secrets. Lionel Richie isn't her biological father. Yeah, that's true, he adopted her. Yeah, her dad, if I'm not mistaken, was in his band. Now, I know she's Hispanic, now she is of color. Her dad and her biological aunt is Sheila E. Right, that's Nicole Richie's biological, like blood auntie, hi, auntie, that's from Killmonger, right there. But the only reason I say this? Because, because this is what it is Now, peter Wentz, see, I'm just doing my 20.
Speaker 1They even put your girl on a Meghan Markle.
Speaker 2But you know she's black though.
Speaker 1Yeah, you can tell.
Speaker 2Like Mariah Carey and Rashida Jones. You can tell they're not Like Peter Wentz and Wentworth Miller yeah, they're like even Vin Diesel. You even sit up here and be like, nah, he's something, but like Peter Wentz and the Wentworth, nah, you can't tell that shit.
Speaker 2No, here's my 23andMe theory. So what it is is one of their parents. Wait, no, no, hold on. I'm trying to think how can I put it? One of their parents is biracial, right, but one of their other parents is white, so they probably got a great. Or they got a black grandparent and a is white, so they probably got a great or they got a black grandparent and a black grandparent. They got a black grandparent and a white grandparent.
Speaker 1Well, they call that. What do they call that? And then what do they call it in New Orleans?
Speaker 2Milato. No, not Milato, not Milato oh my. God Creole.
Speaker 1Creole Wait, no, no, not Milato, not Milato. Uh, oh my God, creole. Creole Wait, no, no, you gotta look that up, Cause it's, it's Creole Then you had uh, hey, Milato.
Speaker 2Listen y'all. And then this is the 23 and me episode to tell people what they are. Because I guarantee, if you sitting up here and you facing, see, I have no problem at all. I can't even pass as white at like, I can't even pass the light scan, so you can't either. But if you sitting up here and you're looking at peter wentz and they'd be like, oh, nationality, and you sitting up here like white, ain't, nobody gonna say nothing they're gonna give him the other application.
Speaker 1Application ain't gonna say what color you are yeah, I I never would just say other than mexican like man.
Speaker 2They got like queen. Yeah, exactly, they got queen charlotte on here.
Speaker 1That's a crazy shit when you fill out the obligation. Now that motherfucker say they say white, black, hispanic.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then they have the-.
Speaker 1Or they say not Mexican or some shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah or not, yeah Not.
Speaker 1Hispanic some shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, like not Hispanic, or you put black, but then after, when you put black, you gotta put not you put African. American or they put like not Hispanic right.
Speaker 1You know cause some like what in the world?
Speaker 2gosh, I wonder sometimes, cause you?
Speaker 1have like dark Spaniards. No, oh yeah, oh yes. I guess they would have to put them, but that shit is fuck that Bianca Lawson oh wait, hold on, wait, jennifer wait, oh, never mind.
Speaker 2That shit is Fuck that. And Bianca Lawson? Oh wait, hold on Wait, jennifer Wait, oh never mind. Who is Jessica Timberlake Weiss? That's Jessica Biel. No, this says Jennifer Biel. Oh, you know what that's? Homegirl Wait, ain't that homegirl. She's a maniac man From Flashdance.
Speaker 1Oh no, that's Wait.
Speaker 2From.
Speaker 1Flashdance why they got Queen. Latifah on here. She don't know where the fuck she is.
Speaker 2Wait, what's Queen Latifah? Queen Latifah's real name is. Her name ain't Jennifer. Her name is name ain't Jennifer. Her name is oh my god, I know somebody that know her too. Her name is Dana. Yeah, so I'm sitting up here like man. This thing is getting me in all sorts of trouble yeah, you had to check your you gotta update it or something.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm sitting up here like man. Your Google machines are jacked up.
Speaker 2Hey, I know I'm like man, hey, but Wentworth Miller did get me, though I'm like, oh, from Prison Break.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I'm like what the hell, come on. It says actor celebrities. Now, this is from IMDB. Actor celebrities you may not realize are part black. Or Hold on now.
Speaker 1See, I think they are using like just saying they could be like Haitian or Dominican or whatever, like they got Ariana Grande on there.
Speaker 2And then it's so funny because when you find out, you have a little hey, because I tell you this though why Wentworth Miller? And what other guy? Peter Wendt? They can't say nigga dog, no, no, no. Put me in a crowd full of niggas, I can say nigga. If they can't say nigga dog, no, no, no. Put me in a crowd full of niggas, I can say nigga. If you can't say it, you ain't it, nope.
Speaker 1If they gonna look at you crazy, you can say it. You wanna say it? Go ahead and say it Shit.
Speaker 2Oh, hold up, they got Fiona Apple. I remember Fiona Apple. I'm over here that's IDBM.
Speaker 1They don't lie now, do they?
Speaker 2Jasmine Bleeth. I remember her from Baywatch yeah oh, okay, this is this is this is interesting so, hey, we'll have to come back to that see, this is when they start messing me up, because then you go down the list. Now I got Tiffany Haddish nigga because I think she might be part Jewish, I think she said she. Unless that was a think. She said she, unless that was a joke. She said she like part Jewish or something. She's joking. Oh was she. I hope so. I don't know.
Speaker 1But anyway, if she was, she wouldn't be blackballed.
Speaker 2Let's see, you know they have what. Let me see.
Speaker 1Oh, these dudes talking about man.
Speaker 2So no, I was looking at what. What you looking at now? Shit, what movie came out. But I know it's only, it's just so. You did watch Planet of the Apes, did you watch it, or you ain't watch it yet? I can't say Okay, so I'm going to take it. You did not watch it, so you're waiting to watch it. Okay, I got you. Now I did see it. I thought it was fantastic. Now here's my thing. If you know me, especially even people that know me as a kid, you can google something. It's called BJ and the Bear. Now, I always, always, wanted orangutan. No, I wanted a chimp.
Speaker 2I mean, I take an orangutan you talk about right turn, clyde BJ and the Bear was a chimp yeah, it was a chimp.
Speaker 1Right turn, clyde with no BJ.
Speaker 2And the Bear was a chimp yeah, it was a chimp. Right turn Clyde with Clint Eastwood. That was an orangutan, yeah, that was an orangutan. Now I like them both, but I want a chimp, I want a little chimp baby, but I think I can only handle him for maybe two months.
Speaker 1So you had the potty training.
Speaker 2Like two, three months. That's probably when he can probably like start beating me up. Then that's when I take him to like a chimp sanctuary or something right. But until then I love him and feed him, change his diaper, I do all that stuff and then I watch him like climb around and everything. Oh yeah, so that's why I love because I don't know what my fascination is. I love all things, especially orangutans, monkeys, or, like orangutans, chimps, gorillas, those are like.
Speaker 1those are my three favorite Orangutan chimps and Because I think they just you know they're meat eaters, right, who Chimps? They eat meat In the wild, they do Chips and but see they, Because I think it's they just sold. You know they're meat eaters, right? Who Chips? They eat meat In the wild they do. They hunt down monkeys and fuck them up. Really, yeah, man, I'm serious. Gorillas don't eat meat. I don't know if they eat meat, but I know the chimpanzees do. They would hunt down a dog on some monkeys and feast on them.
Speaker 2Man, yeah, you do, you have to watch. You got to go see Planet of the Apes. Oh, and here's another one I went to go see. Did you see the Godzilla one? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. I went to go see that one. Oh damn, did you see the Godzilla?
Speaker 1one King Kong. Yeah, I did the kingdom of yeah. I did. I went to go see that one.
Speaker 2I haven't seen that one yet. Godzilla, hey See, that was another one. Yeah, oh, baby G, I just call him Baby G, man, listen. Another reason why I want a baby chimp. I'm going to say like, can you, I wonder if I can foster? Can you foster care chimps? No, no. Fuck dog, I'm going to get a chimp. At least, I just want one for two weeks, though.
Speaker 1Two weeks. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2Can you foster care?
Speaker 1Chimpanzee.
Speaker 2And now you've been watching the playoffs, the NBA. Yeah, I've seen Minnesota. Well, obviously, I saw the Lakers. You ain't been watching that. Once Brown lost, I did. I'm watching Denver and Minnesota.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I think Denver then took that back over, didn't he oh, it's 3-3.
Speaker 2Game 7 tomorrow. Game 7 tomorrow.
Speaker 1It's in Minnesota too, huh.
Speaker 2No, it's in Denver. Oh yeah, they beat Minnesota in Minnesota twice.
Speaker 1Yeah, because remember they took the first two in Minnesota.
Speaker 2Denver won. Yep, denver won, or Minnesota won two in Denver, then Denver won two in Minnesota. Then they split, then they split and now it's going back to.
Speaker 1Well, I don't think the referee is going to let Joker lose. Oh, I see that's me I'll put it out there, because it's bad enough. They let him get away with everything.
Speaker 2Look now right here. This says how to get a monkey as a pet in California. All right, well, we don't live in California.
Speaker 1Man you got to register. That's an exotic animal.
Speaker 2Ain't you got to play.
Speaker 1It's like having a tiger and shit. I probably got to pay some weird taxes. Oh yeah, never mind.
Speaker 2I'm going to be the deadbeat. I don't want to pay. I'm telling you, I'm just going to foster care for let me see.
Speaker 1They'll catch you why they got to buy all them bananas.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I know, you know somebody's going to be in line.
Speaker 1I like potassium hey.
Speaker 2I got some bananas right there too. Hey, look, I can tell you this. You know, when monkeys eat bananas, they tear from the bottom. Hey, when y'all eat bananas, try this next time Tear from the bottom. It's real easy, it's not hard or anything. You think it's hard, but you know how. You got the little stem at the top. Just tear it from the bottom. They don't tear it from the stem, no, they tear it from the bottom. And listen, I've done it. I've tore it from the bottom and it's absolutely fine. Yeah, alright, look, I got to. Uh-oh, hey.
Speaker 1Joe getting a getting. Uh, no, it's this, this is his family stuff and that's all right, though she don't want nothing.
Speaker 2Oh my god yo hey, you don't want to answer stop it, uh oh because I'm busy, I gotta go bye.
Speaker 1are you messing up the podcast? You just keep calling and calling. Because I'm busy, I got to go Bye. Why are you messing up the podcast?
Speaker 2You just keep calling and calling Bye, bye, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Speaker 1Man, I can't believe that Ain't going to stop. She already know my location, she know where I'm at. I just gotta figure out how to turn that shit off oh, what's.
Speaker 2Your location? Yeah, oh, dog, so your your text you done. Heard somebody's feeling.
Speaker 1I don't even know what N-A-R-U mean. What does that mean?
Speaker 2F you nigga Wait, what does it say? N-a-r-a?
Speaker 1Oh, she's at my house, oh, not right now. I don't know what that means. Oh, I don't know either.
Speaker 2Why your pasty?
Speaker 1puff molded Throw that shit away.
Speaker 2Oh man, alright, look, here's a BuzzFeed list for you.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2It says guys, wait, hold on. Why am I looking on the phone? I need some readers. Let me pull it up on the trusty device right here.
Speaker 1Okay, Google trap.
Speaker 2Hold on. Oh yeah, Then I'm going to give you our song of the day. What's the song?
Speaker 1of the day.
Speaker 2Come on Eileen, come on, eileen, you don't want to play that, you know every time you hear them songs, I know, but you don't want to play that. You know. Every time you hear them songs, I know, but you don't want to play that she was having the puffy.
Speaker 1Man that nigga $2,000 a day for life. Dog Good Isn't that what that is $2,000 a day for life.
Speaker 2Oh what? Because he played something.
Speaker 1Oh, that is right. That is hilarious, isn't it? $2,000 a day for life. So did they not get that cleared? It's cleared, he paying $2,000 a day for life For using yeah.
Speaker 2I don't remember. Every breath you take, every move you make.
Speaker 1I'll be watching you.
Speaker 2They sing is nice too.
Speaker 1Yeah, I remember the movie from Cat's Eye. Remember Cat's Eye? Hey Cat, that was a good movie. Yes, it was Drew Barrymore. You know, how in the?
Speaker 2hell are you? We're just going to read it right here. Then it says guys are revealing things. Their female friends unintentionally do that annoy them no, they don't. That's full of shit so you think this is a lie?
Speaker 1young folks saying I'm going to cut cap on that.
Speaker 2It says some bullshit oh this nigga wait, so no, they must be real. Point now Some bullshit. Oh this nigga Wait, so no, they must be real.
Speaker 1Man, you can be the woman for years, and she snore like a motherfucking pig.
Speaker 2No, no, no, you'll never say nothing.
Speaker 1You sleep beautifully. It's wonderful.
Speaker 2I can't sleep until you go to sleep. I think this they must mean, they must really mean friends, because it says only ever talks about their boyfriend, who they want to complain or vent. So I mean I guess this them females. So this dude must be in the friend zone then.
Speaker 1Whoa, whoa, whoa. She only want to talk to their boyfriend because now this is so.
Speaker 2We're saying guys are revealing things that are annoying their female friends, so this ain't even a girlfriend. But when they say only ever talks about their boyfriend, when they uh, when they want to complain or vent, says they can't figure out why I don't like. Let's see why I don't like the guy ever being told bad things about him.
Speaker 1So they go to them complaining about the guy and they want you to meet him and you're like you're an asshole, yeah, yeah yeah. Okay, I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to tell you this here. I'm going to tell you this here oh no, go ahead. If you a guy and you believe half the shit to come out of her mouth, then something's wrong with you. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2Hey, I think he likes her.
Speaker 1Obviously, he sat down and listened to this shit, but he's the backup plan. Oh listen, whether he want to believe it or not, he's safe. He's the backup plan, like.
Speaker 2Ain't no friends, he's the backup plan. I feel good like After she get dead dirty by all these dudes, then she gonna end up Marrying him Right After she done. Had 10, 12 sausages in her mouth.
Speaker 1No, I ain't gonna go that far, but but she's gonna be be damaged though. Now you got to deal with that shit. You got to be a psychiatrist and doctor.
Speaker 2And he ain't want to sit there and talk to her and just tell her, like hey, don't talk to him.
Speaker 1You'll be laying on the couch man. I can't stand this motherfucker. I'm in love with him. Can't stand him.
Speaker 2I'm in love with him, can't stand him.
Speaker 1I'm in love with a stripper, no, but I mean, I guess they say everybody have baggage, you know what I mean? Like oh, you got baggage, I got baggage, we got baggage, everybody got baggage, Right, but why you going to sign up for baggage? You know they got baggage, why you going to sign?
Speaker 2up for it. Yeah, yeah, ain't no need to deal with all that.
Speaker 1I'm not going to sign up for some shit. If I know you fucked up, why would I sign up for it?
Speaker 2I can't fix you. I understand that.
Speaker 1You know that's the thing, though, like them, guys want to sit there, and you know all they're doing is looking at the external. Oh right, right, right, right, right.
Speaker 2You know, yeah, they just sitting up there like.
Speaker 1And me. I mean we all do it. I mean you know you got to be no, you got to be physically attracted, visually.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, you got to be visually, visually people. Yeah.
Speaker 1You got to be visually attracted. That's all to it. I don't care what they say.
Speaker 2And listen, I can't see your mind, dude, that's what I say. Listen for women that's going to sit up here and they want to get well, first off, let me put the women on blast that you get mad at a dude because his chick is bad, like, bad, like very, very good looking, right, and not saying that you're not good looking, but you might not be as good looking as the chick that he's talking to. But now you want to get mad at him just because you're like oh so you want to talk about his chick, ain't nothing to matter with her, but you're going to talk about her anyway because you're jealous and it make you feel better about yourself, like look at Michael Jordan, by her man and all his shoes and how high, he jumped.
Speaker 1Why you mad?
Speaker 2I don't like him.
Speaker 1Y'all skinny niggas made him come up with the dad bod. Oh, I like a dad bod. You don't like no dad bod. I got one. Nobody likes me Shit. I know. I got a dad bod. God damn it. Nobody likes me, Shit. Y'all quit lying to me. Oh, I don't like a dad, no, you don't. That's all you can get. But listen, I'm telling you what. That's all she can get. I don't want to hear no more about the all. I was like no, that's all you can get. Your self-esteem is fucked up and you're too crazy to go out there and try to get another one, Somebody that you're really attracted to. So you settle for the dad vibe and we men do it all the time. We settle for our motherfucking asses and we know we don't like a motherfucker.
Speaker 2What we settle for.
Speaker 1We settle for them. You be like ah yeah, you come on, dog, really we do settle for the motherfucker, like we settle and shit, and most of the time it's our friends. She's a good woman. Man, you might as well just stay with her. She's good, she's nice, she takes care of you. She looks like voodoo on a stick, but that's the sad point Right, exactly, she cook clean, exactly. All that shit. You want to die alone. Do the skill tactics and shit.
Speaker 2You want to die alone.
Speaker 1Would you talk to her?
Speaker 2At least you have a boat, that you have somebody to ride to hell with yeah, exactly, nah, I wouldn't talk to her, then why you telling me to talk to her then, right?
Speaker 1Now you go on a couple date and you the only one.
Speaker 2Dog. They looking at you like dude. I can't believe he talking to her After they get you trapped right. Like it's your fault.
Speaker 1No, but it's just, you know, you like what you like, you know what I mean. But I don't buy the dad bod thing though. I just don't buy that.
Speaker 2Hey, I tell you what I don't buy. You know what I?
Speaker 1mean, and it's like guys is like oh, I like a big round meat on the bone and all that stuff. No, you don't. No, you don't. That's all you can get. No, you don't. I'm just telling you right now, I know Been down the road, that's all you can get. God, you know Cause. I know for a fact I ain't never been handsome and I ain't ugly. I'm kinda cute in between.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1And when you kinda cute, you gets no play Nowhere. Nobody wanna kinda cute niggas. Women Always Won't either Handsome motherfucker or they want an ugly motherfucker. They don't want nobody in between.
Speaker 2Cause you said, hey, so what? What happened when you see the ugly dude?
Speaker 1I have a chick tell me oh, you're kind of cute. I get up and walk away. I got just too much work right there. I got my way to go. Ugly dude come up to her and they gone in five minutes.
Speaker 2Oh, he pulled it, pulled it. Hey them ugly dudes.
Speaker 1I don't know they got that confidence, though they like shit. I've been ugly all my life, bitch.
Speaker 2They playing the numbers game To them.
Speaker 1rejection you're like oh, whatever, Shit, I only been rejected five times in an hour. Shit, I'm good to go. Yeah, yeah, I'm like he looking around like five times in an hour, hanson dude walking to the club buy one drink and they got a blowjob. You know how many drinks I gotta buy when you kinda cute?
Speaker 1you gotta buy at least 15 of them, motherfuckers you gotta get drinks for the whole you gotta get the girl you after at least 5 right, and then all her goddamn mooching ass friends you gotta get them at least 2 a piece. I'm like oh, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 2Dog. Hey, isn't that amazing how they can just go to the club.
Speaker 1My friend want a drink.
Speaker 2With absolutely Bitch. I don't know your friend, no money, how? Many guys, I don't care, ugly handsome cute kind of cute, not so cute cute, cute.
Speaker 1And the same motherfucker tell you I pay my own way, I pay my own bill. Bitch, you can't even buy a drink. Duh, and will go to the club with no money, just enough to get in Like you sitting up here thinking like damn shit, Don't worry, girl, I got this Somebody going to buy us a drink. You're like man, Ain't it right?
Speaker 2Hey, that is right, Ain't it right?
Speaker 1And they're right. You get up there. I don't know how it is.
Speaker 2Nine days, you know it's been a long time. Well, it's just different. You sit up there, you know you in the club, you know how it was back in the day. It's different now. You sitting up there in the Biltmore, at the Jockey Club or something, and they be like oh, what's your name? Alabama Joe.
Speaker 1And you know, you walk right back your moon walk right on the way. No, I mean that dog you're lying. Wait, that's a good icebreaker let me buy you a drink, right no?
Speaker 2for a for the guy to say it Absolutely, but it's not a good icebreaker for the girl to come up and be like you going to buy me a drink.
Speaker 1Yeah, exactly, oh yeah, I'll buy you a drink. My friend's thirsty too.
Speaker 2Like listen at no point in the conversation. Now I'm pretty sure I mean if you sitting there. So I guess that's supposed to buy you a little more time, you buying the drink, but you buy her a drink.
Speaker 1you know she said my friends want a drink. And you look over at the table like a booger band, three booger wolves, dude, listen.
Speaker 2Like, oh my goodness, ain't none one of your friends hittable, so I don't want to get a drink. But then you know, I tell you what though.
Speaker 1There's some cute girls that usually travel in packs, though, Like they, you know.
Speaker 2But you know how they say, like it's a cute chick, and then she hang with all the little ugly girls.
Speaker 1Well, that's the self-esteem one right there, hey, but that?
Speaker 2No, you're right. She's got to keep her self-esteem up.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2But when they all bad, oh dude, hey, what? See this? We're going to have to have a baddie. We're going to go out.
Speaker 1No, you never had a baddie right.
Speaker 2So they're talking about baddie, right? What is a baddie?
Speaker 1I'm about to Google.
Speaker 2What's a baddie?
Speaker 1She bad, she fine.
Speaker 2Fine, but they're expensive and get on your goddamn nerves. They're expensive, right, because they ain't listening. All right now go ahead, Joe.
Speaker 1No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2I'm at Urban Dictionary.
Speaker 1They're expensive. A baddie, yeah. 36, 24, 30. We call them brick house back in the day, right?
Speaker 2right, right, you know 36, 24 36 okay, now here's the thing right now the first one, pat uh, pops up a baddie, a female who can hold her own and take care of herself. She is very pretty and independent. Now, if you so bad, or you a baddie and you independent, how come you always asking for shit?
Speaker 1Yeah, the baddie, you can't take it out of the garden.
Speaker 2Yeah, you don't want to go to the OG, you can't go to. Olive Garden you can't go to Red Lobster. I don't know why. What's the matter with Red Lobster? Red sticks good in the motherfucker.
Speaker 1Yeah, you don't want to go to Red Lobster.
Speaker 2Okay, here's another one right here.
Speaker 1Cheesecake Factory. Don't you take me to Cheesecake Factory?
Speaker 2It says a baddie is a bad girl who is always on fleek slaying the game. Most of the time, these baddies grew up being bullied or lacking confidence. Now they have confidence to be themselves and to do what they dreamed of doing all this time. They have self-respect and they fight for what they believe in. And like having fun, like going to parties throwing parties et cetera.
Speaker 1That's ugly duckling syndrome, yeah.
Speaker 2I don't know somebody else might.
Speaker 1That's classic ugly duckling syndrome you're talking about right there. So I guess yeah, I think that is a term.
Speaker 2Hey, that's why, you know when a chick? They say, when a chick is like you know a little chubby or something like that, and she lose that weight, yeah, but she still kind of sees herself as kind of like the chubby chick.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, because I guess that chubbiness keeps you humble.
Speaker 1I don't know. I've never been a chubby chick.
Speaker 2Now, like they chubby, they got confidence. Like a motherfucker dog, they got all the confidence in the world.
Speaker 1Hey, no, listen, I tell people, be who you want and live your life wear them little bit, ass cut off short jeans and shit.
Speaker 2Shit be everywhere dog you be seeing if you're walking through Walmart yeah and they be having that little top on and you be seeing that little baby mama belly Kinda hanging out.
Speaker 1She, like my big Rob, said he smell like Butter flavored Crisco. Her body be shining Like she got Butter flavored Crisco On that motherfucker. Oh shit. You like Goodness, that's what I'm talking about. Gracious my chick bad, my chick good. Yeah, oh shit. You're like goodness, gracious my chick bad.
Speaker 2My chick hood. Yeah, oh shit, dog man, listen, all right, look, I'm going to give you one more. Oh wait, hold on. I'm going to read one more from this little, from this thing. It says I ain't never did I get to. Oh, one of the other ones was she dates terrible people and then take months to break up.
Speaker 1That don't make no sense there.
Speaker 2You're a baddie. You done that no but yeah, this is the one remember with the guy you know she talking to the friend and dude, I've never, I'm not going to. No, but yeah, this is the one Remember with the guy you know, she talking to the friend Dude, I've never.
Speaker 2I'm not going to sit up there and Hell, no, I don't know. I mean I'm sure I don't have like a lot of female friends or something, but I'm not going to sit up there, Because then they sit up there and ask for your advice. How are you going to give somebody some advice? I mean, everybody thinks different. Oh no, no See, you can't get Like, I can tell you what I would do, but I, you know. Well, I'll tell you what I'd tell you. But if a girl was sitting up here asking a guy, and then if a guy likes her, all you're going to do nigga, you're going to try to put butter on her bread. You're just going to try to tell her what she wants to hear. Oh see, if I was you or if I was him, I would buy you flowers, Right, and you're like shut up.
Speaker 1Well, you don't take relationship advice from people that ain't in a relationship. Man, listen how the hell they know, or if either that theirs didn't work out.
Speaker 2Hey, yep, exactly, all right, so let's see One more, one more. Oh, okay, now see One more baddie. This says bad ass, hottie. This is created by the number one baddie named Maddie.
Speaker 1Maddie the baddie.
Speaker 2Damn she a baddie. Maddie the baddie, Shout out to Maddie the baddie.
Speaker 1She ain't no wilder now this.
Speaker 2Okay. So give me one person that you sit up here and you be like oh okay, she's a baddie, like a new one, cause we already know our old school. We already said Janet and Angela Bassett that's a good one there, buddy.
Speaker 1Like the new ones, I go with Megan. Megan Stallion yeah, that's thick right there. That's Alabama thick, thicker than a snicker, that's right thicker than a snicker.
Speaker 2She fine, my chick bad, my chick man.
Speaker 1Didn't I like it.
Speaker 2That's a good one right there, meg Thee Stallion. That's that Texas right there.
Speaker 1Who else is nice, why you?
Speaker 2playing around.
Speaker 1Cardi B.
Speaker 2Oh now, cardi B is pretty. Hell yeah Body, hell yeah yeah, cardi.
Speaker 1B bad, she got some body.
Speaker 2It's so funny, though, cause you can like somebody that's like thick, yeah, and then you see a little thin chick. You be like damn, I like her too.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Like the little thin one that be in the gym every morning. Woo oh you.
Speaker 2Shout out to the thin one that's in the gym in the morning, whatever gym it is, and we gonna do all that.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, that's what I said.
Speaker 2Whatever gym it is let me tell you, shout out to all the baddies in the gym, shout out to all the baddies you, you oh, walk around the room.
Speaker 1That's a skinny thing.
Speaker 2Man, that sounds like tons of fun right there Got a little apple. Oh.
Speaker 1Apple. She got an apple back there.
Speaker 2I don't know what I'm talking about. You walk in the gym like ho ho.
Speaker 1Oh shit, I had a whole mustang again. She walked by and had that motherfucker sucked all the way. In Looked like it had a two pack. Alright, folks, that's it.
Speaker 2We had fun. We hope y'all had fun. We missed y'all last week. Keep listening out. We may, we may Keyword may have something coming Like a bonus, like a little bonus episode, just to make up for last week, since give y'all some more laughter. Let me see, I don't have nothing else to say.
Speaker 2All I got to do is just say Meg Thee Stallion, she's the baddie of the week. Meg Thee Stallion and Cardi B Cardi B, they's the baddie of the week. Meg Thee Stallion and Cardi B, cardi B, they're the baddies of the week. That's right. All right, we're going to give y'all two more next week. Holla Peace.
Speaker 1Hey, I was.