Nobody’s Talking Podcast
"The SHOCKER"
This episode of Nobody's Talking Podcast takes you on a nostalgic ride with our special guest, Casino Chris , aka "Clean Yo' Microwave" , along with Alabama Joe and Bosco. We relive the good old days of college survival, the charm of soft-voiced women, and give shout-outs to unforgettable local athletes like Antoine Winfield, Ricky Powers, and the Farr Brothers. Get ready for a hearty laugh as we share personal anecdotes and celebrate the quirky joys of college life.
What’s really going on with the NBA these days? We throw ourselves into the latest dramas and controversies surrounding team dynamics and player performances. From dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of teams like Dallas and Boston to scrutinizing the moves of stars such as Luka, Kyrie, Tatum, and Jaylen Brown, we leave no stone unturned. We also explore Milwaukee's surprising decision to fire their coach despite a strong record and draw connections between off-court actions and professional consequences. It's a candid conversation filled with personal opinions and critical insights that any basketball fan would love.
Finally, we let loose with some playful and explicit banter, diving into modern social trends and their hidden meanings. What exactly does the infamous hand gesture known as "the shocker" signify, and why is white toenail polish seen as a symbol of freakiness? We share our personal experiences and observations, adding a humorous twist to the discussion. Join us as we laugh our way through these cultural symbols and sexual innuendos, uncovering what they really mean in today’s society. This episode is packed with laughs, critical insights, and plenty of nostalgia—don't miss out!
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
This episode of Nobody's Talking Podcast takes you on a nostalgic ride with our special guest, Casino Chris , aka "Clean Yo' Microwave" , along with Alabama Joe and Bosco. We relive the good old days of college survival, the charm of soft-voiced women, and give shout-outs to unforgettable local athletes like Antoine Winfield, Ricky Powers, and the Farr Brothers. Get ready for a hearty laugh as we share personal anecdotes and celebrate the quirky joys of college life.
What’s really going on with the NBA these days? We throw ourselves into the latest dramas and controversies surrounding team dynamics and player performances. From dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of teams like Dallas and Boston to scrutinizing the moves of stars such as Luka, Kyrie, Tatum, and Jaylen Brown, we leave no stone unturned. We also explore Milwaukee's surprising decision to fire their coach despite a strong record and draw connections between off-court actions and professional consequences. It's a candid conversation filled with personal opinions and critical insights that any basketball fan would love.
Finally, we let loose with some playful and explicit banter, diving into modern social trends and their hidden meanings. What exactly does the infamous hand gesture known as "the shocker" signify, and why is white toenail polish seen as a symbol of freakiness? We share our personal experiences and observations, adding a humorous twist to the discussion. Join us as we laugh our way through these cultural symbols and sexual innuendos, uncovering what they really mean in today’s society. This episode is packed with laughs, critical insights, and plenty of nostalgia—don't miss out!
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here with a special guest host. Superman is not in the building, nor is Silky Smooth Johnson, that's right. But obviously you know you hear Alabama Joe aka Rodeo Joe, aka Hard Mike's Lemonade Harder.
Speaker 1:Harder.
Speaker 3:Mike's Lemonade.
Speaker 2:Harder Mike's. Lemon's right, this is your boy, the chocolate one, the syrup man. I want to sit up here and dedicate this slow jam to that special young lady in the corner. I know you've been watching them purses all day oh the purse watcher.
Speaker 3:Man, that's my dad. Man, I lived off purse watchers like a motherfucker lived off motherfucking.
Speaker 2:I said tacos, we're going to put on Jack in the box.
Speaker 3:We're going to put Rony on, for You're going to tell me Jack in the box didn't get y'all through college Jack in the Box. We're going to put Roni on, for You're going to tell me Jack in the Box didn't get y'all through college nigga. Jack in the Box, nigga Two for 99 goddamn cents. Well, I guess, this is going to be brought to you by.
Speaker 2:Jack in the Box and the Purse Watchers, the.
Speaker 3:Purse Watchers Association International Purse Watchers.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm talking about. The ladies stand up. Association International, international purse watchers. That's what I'm talking about. The ladies stand up. Anyway, welcome IPW. Again, like I said, we appreciate it. Ipw baby.
Speaker 3:That's right. They got a union, joe, that's right. Ipw International purse watchers.
Speaker 2:Fees is $5 a month. That's right.
Speaker 3:And you ain't got to look good yeah.
Speaker 2:Hey girl, watch my purse for me. I'm going to dance Okay. He got a friend he got a friend, what's your? Name. I remember a long time ago I said I was going to start Just printing up skits. We're going to start playing skits From people's no matter, hey look. From people's favorite sitcoms.
Speaker 3:It don't matter what the name is. What's your name? Cynthia, you know you a big motherfucker. Name Cynthia. Cynthia, you got the softest voice and shit.
Speaker 2:You talk to her on the phone.
Speaker 3:You ain't lying.
Speaker 2:And you sitting up here like Damn that motherfucker bad right there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man, I think Alright, cynthia. You talk to her on the phone and you sitting up here like, damn that motherfucker. Bad right there. Yeah, like man, I think All right, cynthia.
Speaker 2:See, they don't do that right now, but back in the day you sitting up here, I think I got me one.
Speaker 3:I think I got me one. You know how a chick voice be so soft and shit. Then your voice gets soft every time she say something hey girl, what's going on? Nothing, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Alright, y'all, here we go.
Speaker 3:Can I get?
Speaker 2:some soft water. We got your boy joining us today. He blessed us with his presence. Y'all already know. You know what? Last week I left a couple names out. I'm sure I left a couple, but I forgot Antoine Winfield. Did I say Ricky Powers? Ricky Powers? Cam Pooler, rob Garnett Anyway, I don't know none of them.
Speaker 4:Reggie Garnett.
Speaker 2:Reggie Garnett, we all be 10.
Speaker 4:Burt.
Speaker 2:Thornton, damon, reed Damon.
Speaker 4:Speed Reed man, john McRae man, john McRae, was a hitter the Franklin brothers remember them. Good, lord Craig was a hitter. The Franklin Brothers, oh, remember them.
Speaker 2:Good Lord, eric Reid. Eric Reid man, who else we got?
Speaker 4:The Farr Brothers. Oh yeah, the Farr Brothers, it was a. How many of them? It?
Speaker 2:was four, wasn't it four? Yeah, the twins, the two twins, the older brother and the younger brother, marvin. Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 4:Oh, good Lord, that whole street Glendora, glendora. Eric Pratt, I'm telling you y'all. Cedric Campbell the Rankin. Hey, Chucky Booker, you don't know about that boy. You don't know about that boy.
Speaker 2:Listen to this right here, all right, anyway, the voice y'all hear is none other than Christopher Casino, chris Club, chris Cactus, chris Juice, you going to get squeezed and masculine. Chris, chris, and clean your microwave, Chris, number 11. It ain't. He ain't sitting up here talking about he don't clean his microwave, but he told somebody to clean their microwave, so we call it Clean Microwave, chris.
Speaker 3:Anyway, I'll be down that road.
Speaker 2:We got Casino Chris in the building.
Speaker 4:What's up? What's up, good people.
Speaker 3:Yeah. Since we on clean and shit. You ever been over to my motherfucking house, right? You go to the house on like Monday, oh shit. And then you go back on Wednesday, same motherfucking dishes being in the same.
Speaker 2:Oh dog, two days later, I think the only thing you will catch me with is maybe like a I don't know sitting there, like the protein, the protein. The protein.
Speaker 3:Oh, the blender, that's not even dishes.
Speaker 2:And the little blender thing that ain't no dishes you ain't got no burn marks on that shit.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about shit with burn marks on it.
Speaker 1:That shit ain't got no burn marks on it. Still got bacon grease in there, yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, I ain't got bacon grease to keep your shit seasoned, so you can leave that in there. Oh, bacon grease. Leave that in there. Leave a little bit of bacon grease in the pot.
Speaker 4:Boy, Don't take that shit out. You would know You're the chef.
Speaker 3:Put that bacon grease in there and leave it in there Just pop it around a little bit.
Speaker 2:Huh, what'd you make today?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, you went to the little spot huh.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't say that loud so I might be listening. He said everything was good over there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's good, though it's motherfucking good. Just in case y'all don't know.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know what I did. Have a question Remember the little jazz spot? Is that still on? Yes, it is the most 59th Hidden treasured place, 59th. And what Bell Bell Dude when I go in the front of it.
Speaker 3:It's so banging, bro, you gotta it's by the bowling alley. Yeah. It's across the street. It's across the street.
Speaker 2:Remember by Pope.
Speaker 3:What is it? Pope Winko? Yeah, it's over. No, it's before Winko, before Winko, but it's Let me change the way. They have live music. Uh huh and you need. You don't get there early, your ass ain't getting in. And you can have a reservation and reserve it online For like 20 bucks. Uh huh, and then you go up in there, get your little table and shit.
Speaker 4:What's the spot? You said that's at Arrowhead now.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's called Round 1, round 1 shit. What's the spot you said?
Speaker 3:I said arrowhead now oh it's called round one, round one, yeah so I think it's like japanese on and and you need to be dressed impressed a little bit oh, I throw uh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the west side blues look like they. They out of mississippi they all sitting up here wearing stacy adams and giorgio brutini's.
Speaker 3:Cap Calloway type shit Suits and hats. Man, I'm over here and matching shit. Them two-piece suits. Yeah, walk around and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know how you had them hard bottom sandals.
Speaker 3:Oh, no you gotta have shoes.
Speaker 2:No, no, not sandals. I'm saying they shoes, but remember how you can see the skin. You know the skin on the top of their feet. What are those called? You know you got something niggas.
Speaker 3:I got something. Yeah, I got something.
Speaker 4:He ain't want to say it. He ain't want to say it. He's like, yeah, I got something.
Speaker 3:I can't laugh no more. You know how you get old your feet swell up you need something to breathe, yeah, the motherfucking you
Speaker 2:know which ones I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about they Sunday shoes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but the four.
Speaker 2:You can see that they skin.
Speaker 4:They got the strap across. Yeah, yeah, you be like man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the one that Rachel took off the guy that hanging and shit yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, you remember that Bad Boys is coming out June 7th. Oh, come on, joe, don't do that I can't do it.
Speaker 4:Oh, I'm being Kelly.
Speaker 3:I can't do it, dog Can't do it. You can't go see Bad Boys. Nah, why not? Why, for one Martin's old so?
Speaker 1:Dog, we all.
Speaker 2:Nigga.
Speaker 3:They said it's the best one Dog we all Can't be.
Speaker 4:Can't be.
Speaker 3:Which one? The best one? It was going to be better than that last one, number three, that the fucking one where he got shot and shit. Nah, it can't be. It's got to be better than that one.
Speaker 2:I'm going.
Speaker 3:I can't wait.
Speaker 4:Ah damn, I can't wait. You got to go see that Joe. Or you're going to get it on the thing at your house? I don't know, man.
Speaker 2:Tell him. You can either confirm or deny. I can't confirm or deny?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can't do that man.
Speaker 4:It's got your limitations on that what you.
Speaker 3:Oh shit. Man you know you go to prison streaming oh, it is a real thing, I'm saying Google it.
Speaker 4:What's that?
Speaker 3:We all going then no, no, no, no. You got to do it the right way. You got your $10 scripts and shit. You good to go.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah. So what is it? Some good stuff in there, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't eat out.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you really don't huh, mm-mm. That's why I'm surprised.
Speaker 3:I'll just give it to the kids.
Speaker 4:Yeah, where you get it from? Oh, it's only $10? Yeah, oh, that's good.
Speaker 3:And you get some. You know I'm a vet, so I just Hell yeah, what you get like every year. No, no, no, the dude was selling them.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:I do it for the vets. You know how it go, yeah.
Speaker 4:That's good.
Speaker 3:Should've got two, though Both kids.
Speaker 4:Ten bucks yeah.
Speaker 2:Summertime is here, I know Sundress season, I think we should have a pool party, Pool party time Coming up. Hey, I got a question for the masses. Now, this is just something you know. Hey, I don't know if I ever brought this question up, but you know how you just have random thoughts and you be like damn, have you ever thought I don't think I asked this question? If I have, I apologize, but I still need to answer. You ever thought how long will it take an ant to walk one mile?
Speaker 4:now, what's wrong with your boy man?
Speaker 2:just think about that. You ever thought like damn.
Speaker 4:Is he even going to make it? Who the Ant? Oh no.
Speaker 3:He might even go make it a mile. I think a bird would get him for that, because that's far right there. That's a long way for an ant? No that's far, they do it though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean just saying, if they, See that documentary on the soldier hands. No, I remember you talked about that man them motherfuckers moving whole colony.
Speaker 3:And they cross a river, bro, A river. Shit them motherfuckers. Link up together, bro, and walk across each other's back.
Speaker 2:So you know, everybody ain't making it.
Speaker 3:Damn, those are bad motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Everybody's not going to make it. And then they create a line.
Speaker 3:So when they carry the queen and shit the big ones there's all different sizes of motherfuckers the big ones create like a little tunnel and they just walk up through that shit, that shit. Them. Some bad motherfuckers Were this on like.
Speaker 4:National Geographic or something like that. I got that. Hey, sometimes, luke, you know you got to be careful when you watch them shows, because that motherfucker ain't no joke, bro, I love animals.
Speaker 3:Then they get in them termite, wars, Shit.
Speaker 4:Termite wars.
Speaker 3:Yeah, with all the ants. Like they have a termite mound, termite have a mound about this big. They hide them, ants, and go in that motherfucker and go at it, blow it up. They can't fuck with a termite. A termite spit that acid on a motherfucker, then that shit get hard and shit Ew.
Speaker 1:Man, that motherfucker they done Shit they done.
Speaker 3:But the ants be so mad at the motherfuckerers. They go there, drag them out, though, yeah, they go there Drag them motherfuckers out. That's crazy. I'm serious, bro, shit, I'm a. I'm a Natural geographic Motherfucker.
Speaker 2:No, that's good, that's good, I guarantee Somebody that sat up here and thought about that Somebody's gonna google it.
Speaker 3:No, but they cover ground, those soldier ants, they cover ground, though them motherfuckers ain't joking, they be moving, they be moving, all right damn, I think they can do it less than a day, bro, them motherfuckers be moving. That's crazy. When they move their queen, because you know bees and Because they don't stay in one spot too long, right, yeah?
Speaker 1:Speaking of ants.
Speaker 3:I got to call my exterminator. I got fucking ants in my backyard.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, you got to get them.
Speaker 3:It is about time, it's about treatment time now. No, they just sprayed them.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, he got to come back.
Speaker 4:Then I got a whole motherfucking ant bed. It's close to the house.
Speaker 3:Right where the house, right where the cool deck and shit meets the patio. It's close to the house, by the house. Yeah, right at the house. Oh yeah, right where the cool deck and shit meets. Yeah, the patio that motherfucking dug into the concrete. God damn, that ain't no joke. I get up there in a little pile of dirt. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2:Yeah, see they looking for you right here. Who? No, I said that my hands.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Cause they know you like National Geographic.
Speaker 3:No, but man, you gotta get on that, that National Geographic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now, since we talking about Moving around, I got, I got, got to say this. I ain't wanna say it. So Everybody talking about, like, oh, they think the NBA is rigged and all that shit, right, moving around, I got, I got Got to say this, I didn't want to say it. So Everybody talking about, like, oh, they think the NBA is rigged and all that shit, right, oh, so if they was rigged, why would they put Two whining ass teams In the championship? Oh, if it's rigged, yeah, like Both of them, motherfuckers, all they. They got two whining, motherfucking teams, but the whole team whining the Boston team, all they do is whine and shit. Dallas, all they do is, motherfucking, whine and cry and shit, but they've been fouled and all that shit. So the referee ain't going to know what to do.
Speaker 4:Man, dallas is the fifth seed, bro. They came all the way through that shit, that shit ain't great, the fifth seed they the fucking fifth seed In the West Coming out the West Shit the.
Speaker 3:Lakers done that before. That motherfucker was a goddamn 13th they really wasn't a.
Speaker 4:They really wasn't a.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker was a 13th seed. They seed Came up to the goddamn final. Yeah, they seed ain't. No, they don't no, but I'm just saying, though they wouldn't put two whining on his team like that.
Speaker 1:Now they ain't got. No, they don't have nobody to. They can't talk bad about Luka, exactly.
Speaker 4:They can't talk bad about Kyrie no more, can't say shit about Kyrie, you know what they did.
Speaker 1:Now they're going to try to pit Brown and Tatum. No, no, no.
Speaker 3:They jumped on Tatum Talking about he need to prove himself.
Speaker 2:He ain't did shit since he been and she been in Boston and shit. That's why I want them to win. Oh, that's why you want Boston to win. Make it short. But Kyrie asked hey, because I'm telling you it's good to watch games where you honestly Y'all have to worry about who win or lose.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you just.
Speaker 2:I mean I like Kyrie so I want Dallas to win, yeah, but I like Tatum, yeah, and Jalen Brown yeah, they got a squad and Derek White I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 4:And fucking Holiday. Oh, I love Drew Holiday. Poor Singers ain't even playing.
Speaker 3:I love Drew.
Speaker 2:Holiday just because he dark skin. I'm from the dark skin category.
Speaker 3:I don't give a damn how many niggas you put on Boston. I cannot root for the motherfuckers.
Speaker 4:See, that's the only thing too, man.
Speaker 3:I can't root for them. I can't do it.
Speaker 2:It's Boston. We have to fight an Irish. That's.
Speaker 3:Irish it ain't Boston, it is not the Celtics. I can't root for them. I don't give a damn how many niggas they put on the team.
Speaker 2:So I know you don't care, but you really kind of want Boston to win.
Speaker 1:Yeah just for Taylor.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:I'm going to make up the prediction.
Speaker 2:Has Drew Holiday won? He won with Milwaukee. When did he did he get traded? This year or last year?
Speaker 4:Last year in like the middle of the season Before the deadline.
Speaker 2:It's a few of them. I know one of them Holiday Brothers is married to a soccer player. I wonder, is it him? I think his wife is on the USA soccer team. I think One of the Holiday Brothers. Yeah, like I don't know if it's Drew, oh Aaron, it's, either. I think it's Drew, aaron, it's, either I think it's Drew, his wife is a soccer player.
Speaker 4:That's alright, but that's how Milwaukee got Dame they probably have some athletic kids.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's how.
Speaker 4:That's how Milwaukee got Dame. Damn. I don't know who is it. I don't know if it's the players or the coach. That's how Milwaukee got Dame. Yeah, damn, and I know this cat sitting up here like a boss.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's the players or the coach, but they sure fucked that whole season up, didn't they? Who Milwaukee?
Speaker 4:They did Well. Giannis got hurt, though.
Speaker 3:Man, please, they wasn't doing shit.
Speaker 4:But you think they should have kept? Yeah, why did they fire?
Speaker 2:Original coach man, they fired that cat for no reason they was in second place. Then he was like 30 and 13.
Speaker 4:Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Doc River got down that motherfucking boy.
Speaker 2:Dog, you can't keep your job, you can't win a game.
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you this I hate talking about Doc man.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 3:I was listening. That was a fucking limitation win. Ain't no motherfucking way.
Speaker 2:Cancel time.
Speaker 3:I would have took that job from that nigga like that. Ain't no way I couldn't do it. I'd be like man, why am I taking this job? This man doing a good job? I think Doc was like it's almost like he backdoored him. Hell, I could do that. I think it's almost like he backdoored him and shit he did just sign.
Speaker 4:He was like an analyst or I don't know.
Speaker 1:ESPN or somebody.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 3:Doc, yeah, it was like the middle of the season, I'm just saying though how you gonna like.
Speaker 2:He must have a clause in his contract.
Speaker 3:I can see if the guy the guy would have just said hey, I don't want to do this, no more, I'm resigning, right. And they needed a coach. They didn't do that, nah that was his first they basically hired Doc before they even fired the motherfucker.
Speaker 4:But we trying to figure out, why did he even get fired?
Speaker 3:I don't know, hey, listen. They talked about that too, you know a black man, get fired for getting some coochie shit he can give Harvey anything, that's yeah. All the other brothers there got some coochie. Yeah, that's unbecoming of a coach. You know, that too, Everybody get coochie, Don't they? Yeah, but Coach can't get no coochie. No, no, no. But.
Speaker 4:I think he was getting coochie from who was the coochie from though?
Speaker 2:I think the coochie was from an executive, from a higher up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she worked for the organization. She worked for the organization, bro, that's okay. Yeah, they do it all the time.
Speaker 2:People always have sex with their coworkers and stuff huh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 3:You and stuff. Huh yeah, all the time You're going to tell me you ain't not one of your co-workers. Not now, Not a now motherfucking one Right now.
Speaker 4:No, not right now.
Speaker 3:Not right now because all you got is body parts. You go to jail for that one. I'm just saying you had the whole person.
Speaker 2:See, that's it, that was it. I'm just saying you had the whole person. See that thing.
Speaker 3:If you had the whole person Wait a minute you gonna tell me you wouldn't knock that Bullshit.
Speaker 4:Hey, I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what it is. It is a couple girls man.
Speaker 2:See, we work with all guys. Yeah, we, I mean man, we work with all guys.
Speaker 3:We work with all guys. I might have done it a few times. I mean, it ain't the smartest thing to do, cause you gotta see them all the time.
Speaker 4:But not, I'm talking about your superiors, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's called fraternization.
Speaker 4:No, I know what it is, but I'm saying, but your superior, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:He said, no question, you done had sex with the boss before. Man. That motherfucker didn't even open the store. They had to call the number again.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I'll tell you, it is what it is.
Speaker 1:But still, that's the second point.
Speaker 3:Let's not talk about me. We talking about the doc and all that Right, look See I'm. I'm insignificant right now.
Speaker 4:Right, you are insignificant, but you are.
Speaker 1:Let's keep our personal stories. But the doc, but you are but my man from what was that Boston right?
Speaker 4:Yeah. We ain't gonna to say no names, but yeah, from Boston, yeah.
Speaker 3:I think they were more upset that who he cheated on than he cheated. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Oh, you think that's what it was.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I think they tried to make an example out of him Dang, who they going to make an example out of him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what they did. You don't think he was knocking down a white woman, right, and it was in the organization.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:I mean, I know for you that's just some normal shit. That's it Phil Jackson. What'd he do?
Speaker 2:With.
Speaker 3:Jeannie.
Speaker 2:Buss. What's the relation. What's the difference?
Speaker 3:That's the owner, though what's the difference? She's the owner. What's the difference? She's the owner. What's the fucking difference?
Speaker 2:She wasn't the owner at the time they was dating though they were actually dating. What's the fucking difference? That's his girlfriend.
Speaker 4:That's his girl.
Speaker 3:She higher up, but that's still his girl.
Speaker 4:She's higher up.
Speaker 3:He even worse, because she can make decisions on who the fuck keep on the team. That's true. This motherfucker can't make the decisions on how that damn team run. She can't, so how are you going to do it? Ain't nobody say shit about Phil. He wasn't even coaching at all. All he did was fucking whistle. That was his boo time. Fuck, was all that bullshit? Jordan's like what the fuck is he doing.
Speaker 2:Phil got background man. I know we can't throw him.
Speaker 3:I'm going to go with Phil because y'all trying to do this double standard thing.
Speaker 4:No we ain't doing double standard.
Speaker 3:They didn't fire the man for getting some coochie. They didn't fire Phil. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:I agree with you on that, I agree with you, but what I'm saying is Jeannie Buss is an owner. She's an owner. She wasn't an owner at the time, but and that was Her dad was Well, it was always his girlfriend. But, that's his girl, though.
Speaker 3:Like this other woman. Okay, so who to say he didn't get the job because of his girlfriend?
Speaker 2:I mean, he's still Phil Jackson.
Speaker 4:I mean, that's a possibility.
Speaker 2:He's still Phil Jackson, though. Who would?
Speaker 3:say he took the job because she persuaded him.
Speaker 2:Now it would have been a little different, Like if one of the Wait, don't you run from the Like if his assistant coach was having sex with Jeannie Buss, or something.
Speaker 3:And what would have been the difference in that?
Speaker 2:Well, but it's not his girlfriend.
Speaker 4:He just did it to the wrong girl. Man, that's basically. No, I'm saying it like the white.
Speaker 2:The white chick wasn't a homeboys, wasn't homeboys girlfriend. It was kind of like right, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I think they were more upset that he he cheated on a girl, right?
Speaker 4:So let's say we flip it right.
Speaker 3:And he wasn't dating Nia Long.
Speaker 4:He was dating the chick in the organization.
Speaker 3:Right and he messed with Nia Long.
Speaker 4:What would have?
Speaker 3:happened then? Not a goddamn thing. Then he gave her five stars. Ain't gonna put two more seats on the bench. Here's a seat for you. Here's a seat for you.
Speaker 2:Y'all work that shit out. The alone look good too. I love her.
Speaker 3:I'm just telling you like it is I love her you don't think that would happen. You, I'm fucking waiting to fight him for that. Nah.
Speaker 2:Hey, some of them chicks Be sitting up here Having people like man. I can't wait Till I turn 50, cause they holding up, they holding up, that's it.
Speaker 3:Like you gonna then take you know? You know, no, I think it's like I said they ain't gonna fuck with Phil, they shouldn't fuck with him nah, but they absolutely made an example and I'm just trying to find out. No, they was talking about that.
Speaker 2:They made an example my question would be should he have lost his job or no? I don't think so. Who did he mess?
Speaker 3:with I want to know who ratted in the mat.
Speaker 4:That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3:Okay, now, man, I get told on the show. Let me tell you this.
Speaker 2:Word on the street Uh-oh, here we go.
Speaker 4:Didn't that used to be a show?
Speaker 2:Oh, that was Martin.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Word on the street when he had the little TV show.
Speaker 2:Okay, now, this is what I heard Right Now don't kill a messenger. So what I heard was that homeboy, the coach, was knocking down the chick Right, but also an executive like one of the executives was either trying to mess with her or that was his girl too, or something.
Speaker 4:So that's where it really, that's where it got fucked up.
Speaker 2:He was really he was knocking down like one of the executive's girls. Now how true it is, I have no idea.
Speaker 3:I guess that makes sense. You're going to fight a man because you ain't got no game. That's pretty much what it is. She don't want you.
Speaker 2:Because, I mean, you know, he didn't take it away from you, she was ready to go, you figure, and then it looks bad because it looked bad, because they- aired it, the white woman.
Speaker 3:They aired it, the white woman. They aired it On.
Speaker 4:ESPN. They kept talking about it On ESPN. They kept talking about it.
Speaker 3:One chick wanted to talk about it too, and then Stephen A Smith. It was wrong for them to air this stuff out, and you know it was wrong for them to do that.
Speaker 1:He did say that.
Speaker 3:If it was somebody, one of the other white coaches, they wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2:Here's the one thing. They should have handed it in the house Now whatever people do in their personal life is what they do. It has nothing to do with me, right, it doesn't?
Speaker 3:have anything to do with you. That's what I've been saying all the time. My thing was it has nothing to do with my job.
Speaker 2:This is going to sound super crazy, but I don't even know why they fired him.
Speaker 1:I'm like oh well, that's what.
Speaker 4:I'm saying Conflict of interest.
Speaker 2:I mean he has to deal with his house. That's between him and his lady. They got to deal with that. But to put all that stuff in the public? And then now you're making her look bad. And they got kids. It was almost like they were sitting up here trying. He's coaching again, though right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's coaching. He's down in Houston. Yeah, he's in Houston. It's just like an old boy from Michigan State. Who you remember the brother that was from Michigan State? Who you remember the brother they fired? It was at Michigan State, the football coach Mel Turner.
Speaker 2:What was that? The brother they had.
Speaker 3:The Mel Turner they fired. It was at Michigan State.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was the one he was jacking off on the phone. Yeah, that one. Yeah, wasn't that.
Speaker 3:Michigan.
Speaker 4:State oh, that was Mel Turner.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, man just selling all that money to her. Wait, wait, man go ahead.
Speaker 1:And she going to say and now, but they going to Let me say this real quick.
Speaker 2:Y'all know this is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1:We do not fact check.
Speaker 2:We don't know what's going on with what Allegedly. Allegedly he was jacking off on the phone and talking to the girl, or something.
Speaker 4:And the girl was a victim right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's a victim of sexual harassment and she's supposed to be coming there and giving speeches. And that's the girl Right Now. All of a sudden, for some apparent reason, she want to say she was harassed or whatever. But they had emails, they had things where they going back and forth. She's sending pictures to this man.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, why she send pictures.
Speaker 3:She was sending pictures. She sent pictures to the man Listen.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you this Double standard.
Speaker 4:How you?
Speaker 3:going to say there ain't no consent. I didn't consent to it. Bullshit, you consented when you kept calling my mother at midnight.
Speaker 2:When you hit Sam? Yeah, when you hit, you can call me at midnight.
Speaker 3:You can send to whatever the fuck going on. What's the time? Midnight, midnight, damn right. Or after Mid-12-01.
Speaker 2:So if you call somebody at 12-01, you know, you're about to get your head bashed in that's a booty call Against that head boy.
Speaker 4:So this is what happened to Mike Tyson.
Speaker 3:Damn right. You don't go to the hotel room with a motherfucker at 2 am to talk.
Speaker 4:She did him dirty, didn't she? Tupac too? Right, you don't go there to talk. They set Tupac up, though.
Speaker 2:That happen to him too. They set Tupac up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just like they set up.
Speaker 4:Kobe Kobe. Yeah, remember, he's supposed to. Now, that's an interesting one though. Yeah, that was. I think that was more consensual. They kind of like swept that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was more consensual. She was a young and she had just did it to like three or four other NBA players.
Speaker 2:They found out yeah, the work. I think he just she was the work, I think. I think as my, I think as my homeboy, I think Rashad.
Speaker 4:McCants would call him Shout out.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Rashad McCants Gills.
Speaker 3:Arena the work. I think she like that pedal hook though that shocker.
Speaker 2:She like the shocker oh shit, she was the shocker.
Speaker 3:She like the shocker To my understanding.
Speaker 4:To your understanding.
Speaker 3:Oh, the shocker baby.
Speaker 4:The shocker To my understanding, to your understanding.
Speaker 1:Oh the shocker, baby, the shocker, two in a one. Yeah, you don't know, what the shocker is Hell. No, people don't.
Speaker 3:Y'all. They know what it is. They ain't got to say it out. You see them college girls be doing that shocker. You know what the fuck that means Shit. They be doing that like ESPN. Know what it means Shit. They cut real quick when they see that shocker. But shit, so he be like this. You know what the fuck that means.
Speaker 1:Shit, shit, what Shit.
Speaker 2:So, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3:Shocker. Yeah, I might have it backwards, but hey, I like that one, that's it right there.
Speaker 2:That's the shocker.
Speaker 4:Two in the pink one in the stink, there you go.
Speaker 3:Shocker baby. That's it. I had it backwards.
Speaker 1:He had it backwards he got it together now. I got it right then.
Speaker 4:He been drinking.
Speaker 2:When is it again?
Speaker 3:Chris, Two in the pink one in the stink man, them white girls be all up in that camera with that shit going on. You see them? Oh man, we can't make this up, you can't. You see them? Don't you Every time Like shit?
Speaker 2:You know what that mean. Oh man, we can't make this up. You can't, we cannot make this up.
Speaker 3:Y'all know, everybody know. They know what the shock is, just like everybody know what the white toenails mean. Shit what the white toenails mean, man. You see them Over white toenails.
Speaker 2:They freaky.
Speaker 3:She don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:I saw like over white toenails. They freaky, she don't give a fuck. I saw like five white toenails today. You know it's hot out here. She down for anything she don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4:That's what that mean she don't give a fuck. Hey, I'm going to look into that this weekend.
Speaker 3:Like I said, she don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4:I'm about to do it, Okay white toenails.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:You know what that means.
Speaker 1:They know what it means. I think it's just super popular.
Speaker 3:Hey, bring one on here with white toenails and let's discuss it. Oh, and see what happens. Uh-oh, what does that white toenail mean? Then you start asking questions Do you like this? Yeah, do you like this?
Speaker 2:Yeah, kind of like yeah, you like this, yeah, do you like this? Yeah, kind of like, yeah, you like this, yeah, that freak 101 right down the back, so white toenail polish means they do it mean like they like anal.
Speaker 4:They like that too. Shit Freak 101.
Speaker 3:White toenails. Hey, put that in your phone right there.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm Googling right now White toenails.
Speaker 4:Hey, he said it before. I've never heard of me.
Speaker 3:They ain't gonna sit there and try to say, no, I just like the color White. No, motherfucker, you freak.
Speaker 4:That's a good one, joe.
Speaker 2:That's a good one, I'm telling you, bro, I got a question for you. That's a good one Yo, your kids are older. Yeah, your kids are older. Yeah, they mess around, they come over.
Speaker 3:Well, they got it on us.
Speaker 2:And they got white toenail. They got it on us, bro.
Speaker 3:I just can't tell them that that's it.
Speaker 2:I had to ask him. He got an older daughter, so it is what it is, bro.
Speaker 3:He said, it is what it is. I was told a long time ago you can't choose the boyfriend. Just remember that. You can't choose the boyfriend, no matter how hard you try.
Speaker 2:Alright, y'all ready for Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary time. Urban Dictionary states if someone has white nail polish. States if someone has white nail polish. Or someone has white nail polish on. It means they are single and available. This is something that's gone viral, with the belief that the nail color indicates a particular relationship status.
Speaker 4:That's going down the right track.
Speaker 2:Now, that's just white nail polish. Now I'm about to Google white toenail polish.
Speaker 3:Man, please. You know what I mean. You know where they going Shit. You started from the bottom. Now I'm here Shit.
Speaker 2:You can go up to somebody with white toenail polish and assume that maybe. Oh man, she got white toenail polish on. She's a freak. She like to lick booty.
Speaker 3:Well, I mean.
Speaker 2:Or maybe not lick booty, but she just into some freaky stuff they freak.
Speaker 3:Maybe she like to get choked out. Do she like lick booty and get choked out? They like all that oh.
Speaker 4:I tell you what, I tell you this.
Speaker 3:I tell you this I'm going to tell you this we ain't got to say nothing, right? One of these days we're going to do this podcast. And he's going to be like. There's a certain individual which you already know the status. We're going to see what color their toes are when next time you see them. Alright Bet, yes sir. Alright Bet, yes sir, yes sir. We ain't gonna say no name or no nothing, we just gonna find out. Yeah, you need to be there for that. I need to be here for that one.
Speaker 3:All we gonna say, chris, you need to be here.
Speaker 4:I think I know who it is too. Just let it be. I think I know who it is.
Speaker 3:We gonna find out. We gonna see what color they toes are. That's going to be wild, I'm right, that's going to be wild.
Speaker 2:Hey man, we can't make this shit up, these niggas talking ball Hold on.
Speaker 3:Man, that dictionary might have given you some dude toenails or some shit, but that nigga freak too.
Speaker 2:Then if he got on, hey, that ain't what you want, well.
Speaker 3:You know what the old folks used to say you can't love the one you want, you love the one you with.
Speaker 2:What Birdie Mack say Kick it.
Speaker 1:You don't understand.
Speaker 2:Hey, real quick. Remember he was talking about the Dallas Mavericks Mm-hmm. When we was talking about them earlier. Well, obviously y'all know Mark Cuban. So the majority, yeah. They said he gave out $35 million in bonuses to like employees I mean not like to like to work real, real, I think, yeah, every day, every day, yeah deserve it that's dope dog people who he's a great owner man that's, dope that's a dude.
Speaker 4:You want to be your owner. Right there, I saw that I was. I was like damn, $35 million.
Speaker 2:Damn, I'm like I mean, I don't know what all they end up with, but I guarantee that's a nice chunk of change.
Speaker 3:So what they got them owner for the Suns and the Mercury doing what the hell are they doing?
Speaker 4:He got money. I don't know what he's doing to Mercury's thing.
Speaker 3:Do they?
Speaker 4:How many?
Speaker 3:people they drafted.
Speaker 4:I think two oh shit. And then when I made the team, oh, I don't think they did.
Speaker 3:No, they didn't Then when I made the team. Now why the fuck you going to draft some motherfuckers and cut them?
Speaker 4:That's how it is in the WNBA.
Speaker 3:I know you ain't got but 144. You ain't got that many, you got 132. Because it's yeah.
Speaker 2:They got 144 spots, but they only carry 11. 13 people got cut.
Speaker 3:No, they don't carry 12. They carry 11. Sure.
Speaker 2:Well, it's 15 spots.
Speaker 4:Even if it's it's 15, it's only 12.
Speaker 2:No, no, what I'm saying is 15 spots are available.
Speaker 4:They don't want to pay, but in the WNBA.
Speaker 2:They're not paying. They ain't paying.
Speaker 3:They're just paying, they only do 11., 11, 12.
Speaker 2:They only do 11.
Speaker 3:Because they was like man. We're not Right Because they say you want to be part of 144.
Speaker 2:Now we hear them say 144.
Speaker 3:Indiana might start carrying the A they just cut. Oh, girl, you like.
Speaker 4:Diasia Fair, diasia Fair, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude From.
Speaker 4:Syracuse yeah, they cut her. She like the third leading scorer, and then they pulled this motherfucker out of retirement. They signed her today.
Speaker 3:Some girl from out of retirement. They signed her today.
Speaker 2:So Diasia Fair might end up just going overseas they're getting a team in Golden State next year, it don't matter. So that'll be another team.
Speaker 3:They ain't going to help.
Speaker 4:It's going to be 12 more jobs. So then 11 people are going to get cut now.
Speaker 1:Right Instead of 13, 11. What'd you say, joe, or?
Speaker 2:12.
Speaker 3:Yeah they do.
Speaker 2:They need to bring the Cleveland Rockers back Cleveland.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they do. They need to bring the Cleveland Rockers back Cleveland. No, they need to bring the Houston Comets back.
Speaker 2:Hey, well the Cleveland Rockers?
Speaker 3:They don't got a team in Houston.
Speaker 2:Cleveland Rockers ain't there, damn, I thought the Houston team was in Dallas.
Speaker 3:I thought that was the Dallas Wings. Skyler play still who Skyler? Oh, skyler Diggins man, she's on with the she was here. No, yeah, but she, her and Taurasi didn't get along, but she's at.
Speaker 1:Dallas. Is she back in Dallas?
Speaker 2:No, not Dallas, she was somewhere else. You know, I'm sitting right here with the computer, yeah because she just scored like 20-some points that night yeah. Hey where is the young lady from?
Speaker 3:Because she had a baby, yeah, and she gained weight and now she lost it all back and she look good.
Speaker 4:But she used that to get out of Phoenix.
Speaker 3:No, With the baby, the pregnancy thing no, she just didn't like Taurasi.
Speaker 4:Where'd you get that information?
Speaker 3:from Because nobody like that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I like Taurasi Me too, yeah, because y'all homies, yeah, what's the matter with Taurasi?
Speaker 3:We homies. I'm just saying, I can see where motherfuckers don't like her though. She needs to retire.
Speaker 4:She do need to.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, I will.
Speaker 3:I will. I think she do. Yeah, she out there with all that battle armor on and shit Time to go. Yeah, she out there with all that battle armor on and shit Time to go yeah, she holding up a spot that could be.
Speaker 4:Daya's affair spot.
Speaker 2:Hey Dina Taurasi.
Speaker 4:We love you.
Speaker 2:Listen me and Chris. Come to the podcast please. Man, they going to fuck around. We got a spot for her.
Speaker 3:right here they going to fuck around and lose the Olympic game. We got a spot for it. Right here they're going to fuck around and lose the Olympic game. Goddamn, keep putting all them old motherfuckers on the Olympic team.
Speaker 4:Who? The US, the women Men too. Put all them old motherfuckers on the Olympic team. Yeah, they need to. Kawhi, don't need to be on there. Lebron, LeBron's okay.
Speaker 3:Oh, you can put LeBron on there.
Speaker 4:Hey, kyrie, not on there, dude now that's a goddamn shame.
Speaker 3:I'm sitting there like you telling me you can't find no young NBA players to get up in there.
Speaker 4:And Edwards on there, halliburton on there.
Speaker 3:Come on down. Yeah, they. You telling me that oh she played for Seattle. Yeah, Seattle Storm yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh she, oh they, seattle yeah, seattle Storm, yeah, oh, they just smashed they just beat the shit out of the Fever. Oh did they.
Speaker 3:Yeah, poor Kaylin Clark, bro man that girl balling bro, she balling man, she's going like 30 points.
Speaker 4:One game, joe. No, hey, listen, ain't that funny. One game.
Speaker 2:Hey, Jody went from. No, because.
Speaker 3:The only reason is because Don't get me wrong I'm not a Caitlyn Clough fan, but I don't like what they're doing to the girl. No, it's bad, but the media did it. I told Bosco the media going to make you hate her.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we said that from the beginning, even back when she was in college.
Speaker 3:But the players, her teammates, all of them are fucking sabotaging the thing.
Speaker 4:They sabotage.
Speaker 3:The coach. Dude, that coach is just horrible. Dude, that bitch is horrible. Listen, I'm telling you, they don't have no play. I mean, you got a motherfucker shoot like that and you ain't got no plays for it. They should have some plays for it.
Speaker 4:They ain't got no plays for it. They should have some plays for it.
Speaker 3:They ain't got no plays for it or nothing. I'm not saying like neglect everybody else, or whatever. But you should have some kind of set play to get open. You know what I mean you ain't got nothing.
Speaker 3:You got nothing. She just out there freelancing, you got nothing. And then the motherfuckers. Her team is horrible. She should have about 20 assists a game. Them zombies can't catch the ball. But she be having like eight, nine turnovers, them motherfuckers dropping the ball. That's what it is, man, you watching one of them games when she throw them dimes in there.
Speaker 4:I haven't watched a full game. Them motherfuckers throw the ball out of bounds. I was saying four, you saying four games. Yes, he said yes.
Speaker 3:Man, that girl can pass her ass.
Speaker 2:No, she can.
Speaker 3:She's a great great passer and they be missing the ball dropping the ball missing.
Speaker 2:I know sometimes she be coming down just chucking the ball up and it's almost like because it's almost like she does it, because, like, this is what the crowd expects. Oh, here, let me chuck one up.
Speaker 3:She does it because the motherfucker be putting that money they be on her ass. That defense, the time she step on the court, the time that motherfucker don't stay on her ass from start 90 feet. Hey, where's?
Speaker 2:the girl at from North Carolina, or is she coming back, number 25. What's her name? She's pretty like Skylar Dickens. What's her name? She's pretty like Skylar.
Speaker 3:Diggins, what's her name? No, she transferred.
Speaker 4:What so she's still in college. No, that was the girl from NC State. No.
Speaker 2:From North Carolina, number 25.
Speaker 4:That transferred to South. Oh no, my bad.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, hold on. Let me see, I think she transferred, she got in the transfer portal.
Speaker 3:The one you were saying was real cute yeah she's beautiful. She got in the portal yeah.
Speaker 2:Number 25 for North Carolina.
Speaker 3:She's very, very pretty, and that's another thing they need to take advantage of. Hey, these chicks, all the ones that came.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell y'all right now.
Speaker 3:Everybody that came, I'll just about.
Speaker 2:And I apologize. I was born in the 70s and I'm going to just be honest. All you chicks that who that was born in the 70s, y'all look just like I do, Fucking nigga.
Speaker 3:That's what I was saying. They might Like they should have kept this whole crew. Hey, these soft skins.
Speaker 1:Now, this whole crop of I'm telling you the whole cropper. Not everybody, but a lot of them. Yeah, the whole cropper rookie.
Speaker 3:They should have kept them on the team, every one of them. I hope they're the two of them, motherfuckers, because they all was cute. Oh, her name was Deja Kelly, deja Kelly, yeah, I think she is going to get Toby Fournier out of high school, out of Canada.
Speaker 2:She was a senior.
Speaker 4:Oh, dang, she do look, scarlet.
Speaker 3:Bubbling brown sugar, Because when Toby Fournier get to Duke it's going to be rough. It's going to be rough.
Speaker 4:Oh, notre Dame got a good freshman too. What coming in? No, no from last year.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're talking about an old girl. Oh, she is good. Yeah, yeah, she is good.
Speaker 2:And then remember Connecticut man they got. Fudd and Paige.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and Juju yeah, man.
Speaker 3:Paige should be a senior right now. Paige Beckner.
Speaker 4:Well, she missed two years remember.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And she get that, and she get COVID.
Speaker 2:Hey, I do not want to hear COVID after next year. I'm telling you After the season is over. So that would be the 2024, 2025 season.
Speaker 4:That's six years after COVID.
Speaker 2:Or is it 20? Wait, yeah, so when basketball season comes back up, it'll be the 24, 25 season. Yeah, I do not want to hear COVID.
Speaker 4:In January of 25?
Speaker 2:Yes, I don't want to hear oh, this person gets a COVID year.
Speaker 3:No, but I think, because if I hear that, I'm going back for my COVID year Did she transfer?
Speaker 2:Let's look.
Speaker 3:Because I don't remember her being drafted at all.
Speaker 2:That's a goddamn shame.
Speaker 3:I think she transferred. She got a transfer report, yeah because she's 22.
Speaker 4:Oh, she probably got another year. Oh, you did say she got an report, I'm sure.
Speaker 2:Wait, let's see. She's from San Antonio. Let's see. It still says no, well, she graduated. Because here's a picture of her in her graduation outfit. Okay, what's she playing? It says Big Grab, thank you.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 2:It took a long, four years, but receiving a degree from such a, but you still can play another year or two.
Speaker 3:That's why the girl transferred from Ivy League, because Ivy League don't let you do that. Four years you got to go. Oh really yeah.
Speaker 4:Can't play nowhere else.
Speaker 3:No, you can transfer to another school. That's a scene. Oh, you have to go, you have to go. You can't play nowhere else. No, you can transfer to another school. Oh, you have to go, you have to go. You can't play there, not in the Ivy League.
Speaker 4:Maybe we tried to figure out how Cats was doing the grad transfer thing yeah, they grad students, but they plan. So oh, deja, hey, hey.
Speaker 3:So what's she playing at All?
Speaker 4:this life? I don't know. She look good though.
Speaker 2:She don't even need to play. She can play for Maybelline Calvin.
Speaker 4:Klein L'Oreal, l'oreal, l'oreal, l'oreal.
Speaker 2:L'Oreal. You know it's a whole bunch of niggas ready to give her an NIL deal. I heard that like man, dude that's no, she's straight though.
Speaker 3:Oh, that ain't no. No, she's straight though.
Speaker 4:Oh, that ain't no good Joe.
Speaker 3:She's straight.
Speaker 2:That ain't no good. Oh, you know what he?
Speaker 3:said I guess, they don't like you when you straighten the dub.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Huh, he said they don't like you when you straighten the dub. When you straighten the dub. Oh yeah, because look.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right there.
Speaker 4:That's her boyfriend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's her boo thigh.
Speaker 3:I never said she was not straight. I just said she's straight, she look good.
Speaker 4:Oh, you meant it like that. I thought you was saying, no, I'm not, I'm not going to go there. They can mark it.
Speaker 3:They can mark it. We ain't fucking with that one, we ain't touching no one. You the only one that got nothing to survive that bro. We ain't got nothing to survive that one.
Speaker 2:Here's your one girl, Joe. Oh, they signed with Bazooka.
Speaker 4:Who? Nil Bazooka the gum?
Speaker 1:Wait, who signed with.
Speaker 3:Bazooka the gum. Wait, who signed with Bazooka?
Speaker 2:Wait, hold on. Oh, so wait, I don't know. Do this mean that she went? Did she go to Oregon? Don't that say Fighting Ducks? I know people are like what is these cats doing? We trying to figure out? No, I'm just saying no, that's what I'm saying. Listen, this whole Transfer thing Is killing me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, see, you say Fighting ducks yeah, but that's a whole different girl.
Speaker 2:No, look right here, look in the green.
Speaker 3:Ain't that Deja Kelly? Yeah, she went to Oregon. I saw she transferred. I know she didn't catch him. What the hell she transferred.
Speaker 2:Because, Duke, I'm wondering? Because I was like I know she'll get a.
Speaker 3:She got drafted, hell yeah, but she transferred. Yeah, she was good and that's probably why uh, what's her name? Stayed in.
Speaker 4:Uh, pow, pow oh, I like her oh, yeah, she, because she went she left somewhere.
Speaker 2:She left she left oregon and went to south carolina.
Speaker 3:But she's coming back to south carolina. Yeah, she's gonna use her COVID year oh man.
Speaker 2:Like remember the guy that had nine years For Oregon.
Speaker 4:How oh you talking about the quarterback from?
Speaker 3:Washington man.
Speaker 4:No, no, not Penix, no Adu Adu.
Speaker 3:Damn close, wasn't he? No, listen, he was up there, but it wasn't Penix.
Speaker 2:Adu from Oregon was granted his ninth year.
Speaker 4:You from Oregon was granted his ninth year Like why do you even want to play anymore at that point?
Speaker 3:Man Penny was buying liquor as a freshman Indiana that nigga had so many goddamn waivers.
Speaker 2:He was buying liquor as a freshman man. You old as hell, yeah, like Stetson.
Speaker 3:Bennett was another one. Hey, no, listen. Him and Lamar Jackson. I think they should put an age limit. Him and Lamar Jackson started out together. Stetson Bennett.
Speaker 4:Where's he at? He's still at. No, no, he just came out.
Speaker 3:He's at Rams right now.
Speaker 4:Oh, he's with the Rams.
Speaker 3:I don't know if they're going to keep him.
Speaker 4:You said, wait, they went to college at the same time. Yeah, Stetson. Bennett Lamar Jackson how long he been in the NFL? Three years yeah.
Speaker 3:Stetson Bennett was six years he left, came back and then Bo Nix he left.
Speaker 2:Hey, this is for the third time in history, bo. Nix has been with two is for the third time in history, two blackhead coaches will go head to head in the NBA finals. I guess it's the third time in history. Third time, what's the old dude's name for Boston?
Speaker 4:Mazula. Okay, joe Mazula. No, that's good.
Speaker 2:And JK. Hey, I'm no, that's good and JKidd. Hey, I'm just going to sit up here.
Speaker 4:Huh, his first finals as a coach. Oh, is it JKidd as a coach? Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3:Shit that dude is a great basketball player See Taylor Rooks.
Speaker 4:Hey y'all, we just sitting up here admiring the beauty on the laptop. Damn Luke.
Speaker 2:Huh, taylor Rooks? Oh yeah, her and Joy Taylor got a podcast Shout out to them.
Speaker 4:Do they?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so. Oh, I tell you what I know them microphones melt all the time. God. Because them is some beautiful ladies. Joy, taylor man hey, we'd love for any of y'all to be a guest. See, you know what we do? We just sit on here and babble about everyday stuff Like what's your OnlyFans page.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's when you sit up here and you ask any of them. Hey see, this is when you know, when you don't have enough money to get them in a hell deal. I'm like man, I got to go back to these chicks that work at McDonald's. I can get them in a hell deal Shit not anymore.
Speaker 3:Mcdonald's pay good.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, you fucked up man.
Speaker 3:Waited too late. Those motherfucking pay got down $16,000, $17,000 an hour.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, I don't have no NIL deal money Shit.
Speaker 3:One more dollar McDonald's is a career agency, this is a career. One more dollar And's is a career agency. Yeah man, this is a career.
Speaker 1:One more dollar yeah.
Speaker 3:And then you mess around.
Speaker 2:Hey, you mess around and get in management or something.
Speaker 1:They say that's a great company to work for honestly.
Speaker 3:Get you some stocks. Mcdonald's pays more than Amazon. Yeah, why you fucking around? Hey, they be working. I heard they be working at.
Speaker 2:Amazon folks when at McDonald's At.
Speaker 3:Amazon. Oh dog, that motherfucker got to eat their lunch while they walking to the bathroom. Right right, you going to the bathroom, eat your lunch on the way there.
Speaker 4:I heard they be getting water and then they motherfuckers.
Speaker 3:Then they got them spray them down with water, make sure they ain't got nothing still as shit. When they get off of work, man, they check the motherfucker going and coming boy.
Speaker 4:Why they just don't let you, just don't bring nothing in, you don't oh okay, you can't take that night. Oh yeah, right right, right, right, right I knew a guy used to work for amazon.
Speaker 2:I always got a story no, of course that mother story time with joe that he was in there stealing like a last dildos.
Speaker 3:Wait what you sell, the two, three hundred dollars. You sell a motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Two, three hundred dollars. You got that what.
Speaker 2:Only from this guy, man, whoa Motherfucking chicken.
Speaker 3:Motherfucking chicken. Hey, I'm a little excited. Now you gotta be careful. You sure is you going through? Man Say, yeah, I'm a little excited. That's all that is. Motherfucker. Pat him down and shit.
Speaker 4:He got a whole pack of these motherfuckers, selling them in the parking lot.
Speaker 2:Be like man. That hammer should be in your toolbox, shouldn't it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, goddamn glad deal, though, the metal detector don't go off with a god damn.
Speaker 2:So hey, I guess the uh white toenail polish of ladies they don't, they don't mind that either. Huh, oh no, they like that.
Speaker 3:On down mine that either huh, oh no, they like that, hey, I like, I like his, uh, I like his assumptions. Man, they do. I know I gotta, uh, I'm gonna tell you, no, they, they make this. Uh, well, there, I say it, but I'll say it anyway. It allegedly the vibrating cock ring Shit.
Speaker 2:For guys.
Speaker 3:They like them, women like that shit.
Speaker 4:The vibrating cock ring. You can google it if you want.
Speaker 2:Vibrating cock ring.
Speaker 4:What in the hell? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah Shit. If I was a woman, I I know my toenails would be white, uh-uh.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Speaker 2:We came up, we're Googling.
Speaker 3:You can get them off Amazon T-Mu.
Speaker 4:I got vibrating cockroach Came up on my phone Vibrating.
Speaker 2:God damn you put that up in there, boy. You must phone A vibrating. God damn, you put that up in there, boy, you must, don't watch no porn, God damn Shit.
Speaker 3:You ain't got no viruses on your phone. Boy, I'm clean. Niggas throw vibrating cockroach. You ain't got no viruses on that motherfucker boy.
Speaker 1:It didn't even come viruses on that motherfucker boy.
Speaker 2:So explain to the people how it works, joe. It works great, so you've used it.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, I got one. You know that.
Speaker 4:Now, did you get it from Amazon?
Speaker 2:No, I didn't get it from Amazon. What's her reaction?
Speaker 3:Love it.
Speaker 2:What's that thing that say spend to play. What's that? It's a wheel.
Speaker 3:Spend to save. No, oh, that's not. That's Adam and Eve thing.
Speaker 4:Don't worry about that. This is how we know this young man be doing way too much on his phone.
Speaker 2:Yes, sir, hey, listen, I'm going to tell you Folks love Joe, that one right there Because he cook.
Speaker 3:That's a bad motherfucker there. No, that one Top right.
Speaker 2:With the remote control. Wait, hold up, wait, let me see. He said top right, top right with the remote control. Okay, so hold on, shit.
Speaker 3:Man, you don't know how to put one on, god damn it, I've never done that, joe, but.
Speaker 4:I'm a little curious, I mean if I get the white toenail girl, I can get me one of these. Yeah, oh man, I'll report back to y'all next week get the white toenail girl.
Speaker 2:So it says silicone cock ring and bullet see now we done. Sat up here Silicone cock ring and bullet See now we done sat up here.
Speaker 3:Now we got all silent.
Speaker 2:No, we, yeah, we, we, hey, no, I mean, you know, hey ain't nothing the matter with getting in touch with your freaky side.
Speaker 3:I know every now and then you got two.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know, you got somebody, some people out here listening like wait hold on, dave.
Speaker 3:They don't like your freaky side. Tell them to have a Coke with a smile and shut the fuck up. Hey, dude, you go right there. You been back in the day. Have a Coke with a smile and shut the fuck up, uh-huh.
Speaker 2:I'm sitting here trying to see how it actually works.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so the remote has different speeds obviously the genitalia goes right here right so it vibrates the whole thing.
Speaker 3:Bro, you ain't got to move no more. Just roll with it, just slide it in there and you can just sit there, huh.
Speaker 4:Yeah, now, how did you find?
Speaker 2:You can just sway back and forth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, how did you find out?
Speaker 3:about this. You're asking too many questions.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this. You can't do that on the air now.
Speaker 4:Okay, we'll talk off air. We'll talk about that off air.
Speaker 3:Okay, Play everybody you got to leave y'all with some type of imagination.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got to Just go ahead and go.
Speaker 3:Just.
Speaker 4:Google it A vibrating cock ring $34.99 for the people out there, Damn that's good.
Speaker 2:What about the booty beads? $99 a month? God damn, what about the booty beads?
Speaker 3:I paid $99 for mine, god damn. What about the booty beads? You said you paid $99 for yours. Oh no, I can't. But they do like that, but I can't, they do that, they like that.
Speaker 2:The 7 Heaven they like the booty beads, the 7 Heaven. I don't know what they're called, but I guess what you put them all in there it's seven beats, seven beats, and you throw them in there. Seven heaven man, Right when they're about to bust, you pull it out and you don't yank it out bro.
Speaker 4:Not like that. You got to do it slow, Nah, nigga you ain't starting no motherfucking moped.
Speaker 3:Nigga, nigga, you trying to hit me Motherfucker. Oh, my goodness, this nigga like he starting a moped.
Speaker 4:You're about to tear all her insides up.
Speaker 3:Fuck somebody up. Nigga Fuck around and catch a case. Woo Sex sent me to the ER Sex sent me to the ER, you remember that show right. Sex sent me to the ER.
Speaker 4:I'm dead dog. Oh, you know, a good show.
Speaker 2:It is show time, show time, this is bought to you bud.
Speaker 4:We done went from the EMT show with the EMTs in New Orleans. I forget the name of it, dog, you know what I'm talking about. Uh-uh, you know what I'm talking about I do.
Speaker 2:I still watch SWAT, though. It got picked up for eighth season. I keep telling y'all hell, yeah, shout out to Shamar Moore. Hey, what about? I watched House of Dragons. I watched Clove Hitch. I think it's called the Clove Hitch Killer. It's Netflix.
Speaker 4:Hey, what's the one you just told me about the other day?
Speaker 3:It's a documentary.
Speaker 2:No, it's a movie, man, the Clove.
Speaker 4:Start with an M Did.
Speaker 2:I say what's it on, it's on.
Speaker 4:Netflix. Oh damn Madison.
Speaker 2:Oh, ashley Madison, Ashley Madison. Yeah, dog, yeah, because that's a dating site, right Madison, oh, ashley Madison, ashley Madison.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dog yeah.
Speaker 2:That's a dating site, right, but you know when they had that leak?
Speaker 4:Wait, wait, wait. How you know, it's a dating site.
Speaker 3:Cause it is.
Speaker 4:Have you been on it?
Speaker 2:No, Okay, go ahead. Have you ever did a dating site before?
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh okay, it was kind of horrible. It was kind of horrible yeah, it was kind of horrible yeah.
Speaker 2:Because the you got to realize, because the age that we all come from, right we are for somebody like we're more organic.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like we all met our significant others organically.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so you would think if you was to be out in these streets, or if you find yourself in these streets and you had to get on a where there's nothing wrong with it, but you just like damn this shit, this shit ain't weird.
Speaker 3:I think some people are experts on their dating sites. How can you think about it?
Speaker 2:But you talk about the people that pray on. But you talk about the people that pray on. Oh, I want a relationship.
Speaker 1:They're experts on the dating site. They want some booty.
Speaker 2:They play on.
Speaker 3:They. Yeah, I've heard about that.
Speaker 2:They're experts on the dating site.
Speaker 3:So they get on the dating site, uh huh. And they've been on there many a times. So now they, oh, they know what to say. They know what to say. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And not just men, there's women too, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, and not just men there's women too.
Speaker 4:And then next thing you know but then, when you meet them, you can decipher all that though.
Speaker 3:No, you can't, you can't. No, you'd be in the shit by then. You know what I mean, because there's a lot of women on there.
Speaker 2:You get that first hit, but then there's a lot of women appearing to be like ooh.
Speaker 1:There's some women on there that just want to go eat.
Speaker 3:Just want to go eat Just want to go eat, yeah, hey.
Speaker 4:I told you.
Speaker 2:They call them foodie calls.
Speaker 4:Oh, the dude that'll take you to eat and pay for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so the girl is hungry, so she's going to sit up here. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:But then they want to go eat somewhere very expensive.
Speaker 4:Right, yeah, but you don't want to pay for this shit.
Speaker 2:I tell you this is what you do If you know you're on a foodie call let's say you're taking a Red Lobster you go to the bathroom and then you put your dick right in the back of her head.
Speaker 4:Here you go, you nasty bitch.
Speaker 2:And just hit her in the back of the head with it like, hey, no, don't do that. Y'all know we just playing.
Speaker 4:It's jokes.
Speaker 2:It's only jokes people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's bad advice, it's only jokes.
Speaker 3:Hey, I thought you were going to say something like put it in the angry crab bag. If you can take that cayenne, you're good to go.
Speaker 2:Hey, here you go right here.
Speaker 3:That's a motherfucking andouille right there.
Speaker 2:Hey, remember DL Hewley Back in the day. He said you do realize you're ordering from the fucking side of the menu.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, yes, Shout out to DL Hewley. That was hilarious.
Speaker 2:He'd be like man. He said I ain't saying me, you fucking, but somebody at your house. Man I can imagine Pulling up like hey, your sister, your other sister, somebody, your mama.
Speaker 4:Somebody Gotta give it up.
Speaker 2:Your auntie.
Speaker 4:Goodness gracious, I might even take big mama.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, I done worse. I ain't seen her yet, but I'm pretty sure I done worse. Wait you didn't see it when you did it. That's a lot I ain't seen.
Speaker 2:Hey, some Big Mamas look good now, boy, they don't look like our grandparents, goodness gracious.
Speaker 4:Big Mama 45 now, boy, they don't look like our grandparents, goodness gracious Big mama, 45 now Woo.
Speaker 2:Or 40. Or 40, right, you like good, that's like the teachers. You remember how our teachers looked like Right, right, they was old.
Speaker 4:They was old but we was in little, yeah, when we was like in elementary, your high it was old, but and then they were younger.
Speaker 2:They were younger when we got when it well, when they was probably teaching our parents right, right now. You sitting up here, you looking like these motherfuckers about to die. I know my third grade teacher I'm sitting boy, you smell just like this chalkboard.
Speaker 3:Somebody pray for me who smell like chalkboard Somebody's?
Speaker 4:teacher. I apologize, I don't want to talk about nobody.
Speaker 3:I know we had a teacher named. I'm just going to say Miss Smith. Miss Smith had back. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2:Would you have had sex? Would you have had sex with any of your teachers?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I miss me I wouldn't have Our teachers was.
Speaker 2:A couple teachers that we did have that were younger but they were dudes. So you know the girls be sitting up here getting googly-eyed over. They might have been 26, 27. But you know they might have been 26, 27.
Speaker 3:But you know, like it's, I mean. I think you can have more control than, like I think, like messing with students. You can have a little more control. You know what I mean. Yeah, I know there was rumors that some of the teachers were messing with some of the girls. I'm pretty sure some of them were true and some of them wasn't. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:I had a rumor like that, but now, you know, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 3:Right now, though, I'm going to say this, and I'll probably be in trouble for it oh hell. Go to your class reunion and you're going to see how many bullets you dodged. Man, we just had one. I'm just telling you, go to your class For you and you see how many Bullets you dodged, I'm gonna say something.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you right now To piggyback on that, but I don't even. I'm about to get killed by the whole community, cause the thing about.
Speaker 3:It is the little skinny Ugly ones. They look good, motherfuckers.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:That cheerleading.
Speaker 4:Big as a house.
Speaker 2:Was your school predominantly black or was it predominantly white? It was predominantly black. Yeah, how big was it?
Speaker 4:We talking high school or elementary, both of them was big. Oh, they was big. Yeah, you had a thousand in high school. Over a thousand. Yeah, oh damn, alright, we had about 600. Oh damn, all right, we had over 1,600.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, about 600.
Speaker 4:Just a little over 600.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I was, I was.
Speaker 3:No, I was like in Alabama. Our high school was like. When I went, it was like 5A.
Speaker 2:Was that B? Yeah, oh, that's the. That is crazy, though.
Speaker 4:Because, because they go all the way to 7A, 8a, I think, something like that, I think everybody from our region is Alabama's pretty big though the state? The state ain't that big.
Speaker 3:There's a lot of motherfuckers in there though, oh okay, but the thing is like when you get up in that 7A shit, like that that's college, college, yeah, so that would be like 5 or 6A here in Arizona. I don't even think it would be this thing. I mean them motherfuckers, huge yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about DA. Well, big there and big here is totally different. No, they DA Country motherfuckers, they DA be like 279. Yeah, that's ridiculous. And then you see the offensive linemen 315. In high school we had one motherfucker, maybe Craig Hoffman.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that was like real.
Speaker 3:Too near, Because I think our offensive line averages about what? 275? Shit? Oh, I know, that was back in the day, though. That 275 was big.
Speaker 4:I'm saying we wasn't even that big.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nah, shit. Our running back was like 210 or something like that. I tell you that's a big running back.
Speaker 4:Our running backs was 185, 190.
Speaker 2:Hey, I was going to say you got to go see Mad Max.
Speaker 3:For.
Speaker 2:Rosa.
Speaker 3:I know you sent me that and I'm going to watch that.
Speaker 4:Hey, but let's get back to bad boys real quick. What's that? Statute of limitations or something going?
Speaker 3:on there With bad boys. Yeah, man come on man. These don't wait, no, fucking 40 years to put out a bad boy. Come on, man.
Speaker 4:They say it's the best one.
Speaker 2:You got to go watch it, Joe. We got to go see it, Joe.
Speaker 3:We got to support our folks that's like them talking about. They're going to come out with a John Carter too. It's been 45 years, what's?
Speaker 4:number four.
Speaker 3:John Carter. This is number four.
Speaker 2:Hey, I do want to see another Friday.
Speaker 4:I don't think they're going to do it, though no, me neither.
Speaker 3:They lost too much on that one.
Speaker 2:I know when they did, Coming to America too. I wish I could unsee it, but at least I did support it.
Speaker 3:I supported that I kind of liked it a little bit, but it was, you know, dog that was a classic. Coming to.
Speaker 2:America was a classic, you know, I guess they should leave some shit alone.
Speaker 3:Dog exactly you know it's like should leave some shit alone. It's like the first exorcist you should have left that shit alone, that last one. That very first one, that motherfucker wasn't no joke. That motherfucker wasn't no joke.
Speaker 2:You remember that movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:That one was that very first one that scared me. That shit was crazy. But fuck me up when the dog had the man face on it. Dog man, listen, no, because the when you lay down and go to sleep, yeah, the pods copy you and they get up and kill you. But the dude laid down, the dog laid down.
Speaker 2:See, now, I'm just thinking that was AI.
Speaker 3:And the pod.
Speaker 2:Now I'm just thinking, all these years later, I think that movie's from the 70s.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Now I'm just thinking, all these years later.
Speaker 3:Well, you can probably make a really convincing one now. We probably should make one now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, after people applaud people anyway. Hey, they clone Tyrone. I don't have nothing else to say, though. Shout out to Deja Kelly Skyler Diggins-Smith.
Speaker 4:Diana Taurasi.
Speaker 2:Diana Taurasi. Kaitlyn Clark, angel Reese, joe's favorite, cameron Brink. Those are supposed to beaurasi. Kaitlyn Clark, angel Reese, joe's favorite, cameron Brink.
Speaker 3:My daughter's supposed to be coming back.
Speaker 2:Joe.
Speaker 3:Cameron.
Speaker 2:Brink Favorite.
Speaker 3:You like her, huh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I need to get me a Taylor Swift Taylor.
Speaker 4:Swift, what White woman Are you, holla?