Nobody’s Talking Podcast
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Nobody’s Talking Podcast
"The SHOCKER"
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This episode of Nobody's Talking Podcast takes you on a nostalgic ride with our special guest, Casino Chris , aka "Clean Yo' Microwave" , along with Alabama Joe and Bosco. We relive the good old days of college survival, the charm of soft-voiced women, and give shout-outs to unforgettable local athletes like Antoine Winfield, Ricky Powers, and the Farr Brothers. Get ready for a hearty laugh as we share personal anecdotes and celebrate the quirky joys of college life.
What’s really going on with the NBA these days? We throw ourselves into the latest dramas and controversies surrounding team dynamics and player performances. From dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of teams like Dallas and Boston to scrutinizing the moves of stars such as Luka, Kyrie, Tatum, and Jaylen Brown, we leave no stone unturned. We also explore Milwaukee's surprising decision to fire their coach despite a strong record and draw connections between off-court actions and professional consequences. It's a candid conversation filled with personal opinions and critical insights that any basketball fan would love.
Finally, we let loose with some playful and explicit banter, diving into modern social trends and their hidden meanings. What exactly does the infamous hand gesture known as "the shocker" signify, and why is white toenail polish seen as a symbol of freakiness? We share our personal experiences and observations, adding a humorous twist to the discussion. Join us as we laugh our way through these cultural symbols and sexual innuendos, uncovering what they really mean in today’s society. This episode is packed with laughs, critical insights, and plenty of nostalgia—don't miss out!
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Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here with a special guest host. Superman is not in the building, nor is Silky Smooth Johnson, that's right. But obviously you know you hear Alabama Joe aka Rodeo Joe, aka Hard Mike's Lemonade Harder.
Speaker 1Harder.
Speaker 3Mike's Lemonade.
Speaker 2Harder Mike's. Lemon's right, this is your boy, the chocolate one, the syrup man. I want to sit up here and dedicate this slow jam to that special young lady in the corner. I know you've been watching them purses all day oh the purse watcher.
Speaker 3Man, that's my dad. Man, I lived off purse watchers like a motherfucker lived off motherfucking.
Speaker 2I said tacos, we're going to put on Jack in the box.
Speaker 3We're going to put Rony on, for You're going to tell me Jack in the box didn't get y'all through college Jack in the Box. We're going to put Roni on, for You're going to tell me Jack in the Box didn't get y'all through college nigga. Jack in the Box, nigga Two for 99 goddamn cents. Well, I guess, this is going to be brought to you by.
Speaker 2Jack in the Box and the Purse Watchers, the.
Speaker 3Purse Watchers Association International Purse Watchers.
Speaker 2That's what I'm talking about. The ladies stand up. Association International, international purse watchers. That's what I'm talking about. The ladies stand up. Anyway, welcome IPW. Again, like I said, we appreciate it. Ipw baby.
Speaker 3That's right. They got a union, joe, that's right. Ipw International purse watchers.
Speaker 2Fees is $5 a month. That's right.
Speaker 3And you ain't got to look good yeah.
Speaker 2Hey girl, watch my purse for me. I'm going to dance Okay. He got a friend he got a friend, what's your? Name. I remember a long time ago I said I was going to start Just printing up skits. We're going to start playing skits From people's no matter, hey look. From people's favorite sitcoms.
Speaker 3It don't matter what the name is. What's your name? Cynthia, you know you a big motherfucker. Name Cynthia. Cynthia, you got the softest voice and shit.
Speaker 2You talk to her on the phone.
Speaker 3You ain't lying.
Speaker 2And you sitting up here like Damn that motherfucker bad right there.
Speaker 3Yeah, man, I think Alright, cynthia. You talk to her on the phone and you sitting up here like, damn that motherfucker. Bad right there. Yeah, like man, I think All right, cynthia.
Speaker 2See, they don't do that right now, but back in the day you sitting up here, I think I got me one.
Speaker 3I think I got me one. You know how a chick voice be so soft and shit. Then your voice gets soft every time she say something hey girl, what's going on? Nothing, oh shit.
Speaker 2Alright, y'all, here we go.
Speaker 3Can I get?
Speaker 2some soft water. We got your boy joining us today. He blessed us with his presence. Y'all already know. You know what? Last week I left a couple names out. I'm sure I left a couple, but I forgot Antoine Winfield. Did I say Ricky Powers? Ricky Powers? Cam Pooler, rob Garnett Anyway, I don't know none of them.
Speaker 4Reggie Garnett.
Speaker 2Reggie Garnett, we all be 10.
Speaker 4Burt.
Speaker 2Thornton, damon, reed Damon.
Speaker 4Speed Reed man, john McRae man, john McRae, was a hitter the Franklin brothers remember them. Good, lord Craig was a hitter. The Franklin Brothers, oh, remember them.
Speaker 2Good Lord, eric Reid. Eric Reid man, who else we got?
Speaker 4The Farr Brothers. Oh yeah, the Farr Brothers, it was a. How many of them? It?
Speaker 2was four, wasn't it four? Yeah, the twins, the two twins, the older brother and the younger brother, marvin. Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 4Oh, good Lord, that whole street Glendora, glendora. Eric Pratt, I'm telling you y'all. Cedric Campbell the Rankin. Hey, Chucky Booker, you don't know about that boy. You don't know about that boy.
Speaker 2Listen to this right here, all right, anyway, the voice y'all hear is none other than Christopher Casino, chris Club, chris Cactus, chris Juice, you going to get squeezed and masculine. Chris, chris, and clean your microwave, Chris, number 11. It ain't. He ain't sitting up here talking about he don't clean his microwave, but he told somebody to clean their microwave, so we call it Clean Microwave, chris.
Speaker 3Anyway, I'll be down that road.
Speaker 2We got Casino Chris in the building.
Speaker 4What's up? What's up, good people.
Speaker 3Yeah. Since we on clean and shit. You ever been over to my motherfucking house, right? You go to the house on like Monday, oh shit. And then you go back on Wednesday, same motherfucking dishes being in the same.
Speaker 2Oh dog, two days later, I think the only thing you will catch me with is maybe like a I don't know sitting there, like the protein, the protein. The protein.
Speaker 3Oh, the blender, that's not even dishes.
Speaker 2And the little blender thing that ain't no dishes you ain't got no burn marks on that shit.
Speaker 3I'm talking about shit with burn marks on it.
Speaker 1That shit ain't got no burn marks on it. Still got bacon grease in there, yeah.
Speaker 3Well, I ain't got bacon grease to keep your shit seasoned, so you can leave that in there. Oh, bacon grease. Leave that in there. Leave a little bit of bacon grease in the pot.
Speaker 4Boy, Don't take that shit out. You would know You're the chef.
Speaker 3Put that bacon grease in there and leave it in there Just pop it around a little bit.
Speaker 2Huh, what'd you make today?
Speaker 3Oh yeah, you went to the little spot huh.
Speaker 4I wouldn't say that loud so I might be listening. He said everything was good over there.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's good, though it's motherfucking good. Just in case y'all don't know.
Speaker 2Hey, you know what I did. Have a question Remember the little jazz spot? Is that still on? Yes, it is the most 59th Hidden treasured place, 59th. And what Bell Bell Dude when I go in the front of it.
Speaker 3It's so banging, bro, you gotta it's by the bowling alley. Yeah. It's across the street. It's across the street.
Speaker 2Remember by Pope.
Speaker 3What is it? Pope Winko? Yeah, it's over. No, it's before Winko, before Winko, but it's Let me change the way. They have live music. Uh huh and you need. You don't get there early, your ass ain't getting in. And you can have a reservation and reserve it online For like 20 bucks. Uh huh, and then you go up in there, get your little table and shit.
Speaker 4What's the spot? You said that's at Arrowhead now.
Speaker 2Oh, it's called Round 1, round 1 shit. What's the spot you said?
Speaker 3I said arrowhead now oh it's called round one, round one, yeah so I think it's like japanese on and and you need to be dressed impressed a little bit oh, I throw uh.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's the west side blues look like they. They out of mississippi they all sitting up here wearing stacy adams and giorgio brutini's.
Speaker 3Cap Calloway type shit Suits and hats. Man, I'm over here and matching shit. Them two-piece suits. Yeah, walk around and shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know how you had them hard bottom sandals.
Speaker 3Oh, no you gotta have shoes.
Speaker 2No, no, not sandals. I'm saying they shoes, but remember how you can see the skin. You know the skin on the top of their feet. What are those called? You know you got something niggas.
Speaker 3I got something. Yeah, I got something.
Speaker 4He ain't want to say it. He ain't want to say it. He's like, yeah, I got something.
Speaker 3I can't laugh no more. You know how you get old your feet swell up you need something to breathe, yeah, the motherfucking you
Speaker 2know which ones I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about they Sunday shoes.
Speaker 4Yeah, but the four.
Speaker 2You can see that they skin.
Speaker 4They got the strap across. Yeah, yeah, you be like man.
Speaker 3Yeah, the one that Rachel took off the guy that hanging and shit yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, you remember that Bad Boys is coming out June 7th. Oh, come on, joe, don't do that I can't do it.
Speaker 4Oh, I'm being Kelly.
Speaker 3I can't do it, dog Can't do it. You can't go see Bad Boys. Nah, why not? Why, for one Martin's old so?
Speaker 1Dog, we all.
Speaker 2Nigga.
Speaker 3They said it's the best one Dog we all Can't be.
Speaker 4Can't be.
Speaker 3Which one? The best one? It was going to be better than that last one, number three, that the fucking one where he got shot and shit. Nah, it can't be. It's got to be better than that one.
Speaker 2I'm going.
Speaker 3I can't wait.
Speaker 4Ah damn, I can't wait. You got to go see that Joe. Or you're going to get it on the thing at your house? I don't know, man.
Speaker 2Tell him. You can either confirm or deny. I can't confirm or deny?
Speaker 3Yeah, you can't do that man.
Speaker 4It's got your limitations on that what you.
Speaker 3Oh shit. Man you know you go to prison streaming oh, it is a real thing, I'm saying Google it.
Speaker 4What's that?
Speaker 3We all going then no, no, no, no. You got to do it the right way. You got your $10 scripts and shit. You good to go.
Speaker 2Hell yeah. So what is it? Some good stuff in there, I don't know.
Speaker 3I don't eat out.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you really don't huh, mm-mm. That's why I'm surprised.
Speaker 3I'll just give it to the kids.
Speaker 4Yeah, where you get it from? Oh, it's only $10? Yeah, oh, that's good.
Speaker 3And you get some. You know I'm a vet, so I just Hell yeah, what you get like every year. No, no, no, the dude was selling them.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 3I do it for the vets. You know how it go, yeah.
Speaker 4That's good.
Speaker 3Should've got two, though Both kids.
Speaker 4Ten bucks yeah.
Speaker 2Summertime is here, I know Sundress season, I think we should have a pool party, Pool party time Coming up. Hey, I got a question for the masses. Now, this is just something you know. Hey, I don't know if I ever brought this question up, but you know how you just have random thoughts and you be like damn, have you ever thought I don't think I asked this question? If I have, I apologize, but I still need to answer. You ever thought how long will it take an ant to walk one mile?
Speaker 4now, what's wrong with your boy man?
Speaker 2just think about that. You ever thought like damn.
Speaker 4Is he even going to make it? Who the Ant? Oh no.
Speaker 3He might even go make it a mile. I think a bird would get him for that, because that's far right there. That's a long way for an ant? No that's far, they do it though.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean just saying, if they, See that documentary on the soldier hands. No, I remember you talked about that man them motherfuckers moving whole colony.
Speaker 3And they cross a river, bro, A river. Shit them motherfuckers. Link up together, bro, and walk across each other's back.
Speaker 2So you know, everybody ain't making it.
Speaker 3Damn, those are bad motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Everybody's not going to make it. And then they create a line.
Speaker 3So when they carry the queen and shit the big ones there's all different sizes of motherfuckers the big ones create like a little tunnel and they just walk up through that shit, that shit. Them. Some bad motherfuckers Were this on like.
Speaker 4National Geographic or something like that. I got that. Hey, sometimes, luke, you know you got to be careful when you watch them shows, because that motherfucker ain't no joke, bro, I love animals.
Speaker 3Then they get in them termite, wars, Shit.
Speaker 4Termite wars.
Speaker 3Yeah, with all the ants. Like they have a termite mound, termite have a mound about this big. They hide them, ants, and go in that motherfucker and go at it, blow it up. They can't fuck with a termite. A termite spit that acid on a motherfucker, then that shit get hard and shit Ew.
Speaker 1Man, that motherfucker they done Shit they done.
Speaker 3But the ants be so mad at the motherfuckerers. They go there, drag them out, though, yeah, they go there Drag them motherfuckers out. That's crazy. I'm serious, bro, shit, I'm a. I'm a Natural geographic Motherfucker.
Speaker 2No, that's good, that's good, I guarantee Somebody that sat up here and thought about that Somebody's gonna google it.
Speaker 3No, but they cover ground, those soldier ants, they cover ground, though them motherfuckers ain't joking, they be moving, they be moving, all right damn, I think they can do it less than a day, bro, them motherfuckers be moving. That's crazy. When they move their queen, because you know bees and Because they don't stay in one spot too long, right, yeah?
Speaker 1Speaking of ants.
Speaker 3I got to call my exterminator. I got fucking ants in my backyard.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, you got to get them.
Speaker 3It is about time, it's about treatment time now. No, they just sprayed them.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, he got to come back.
Speaker 4Then I got a whole motherfucking ant bed. It's close to the house.
Speaker 3Right where the house, right where the cool deck and shit meets the patio. It's close to the house, by the house. Yeah, right at the house. Oh yeah, right where the cool deck and shit meets. Yeah, the patio that motherfucking dug into the concrete. God damn, that ain't no joke. I get up there in a little pile of dirt. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2Yeah, see they looking for you right here. Who? No, I said that my hands.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Cause they know you like National Geographic.
Speaker 3No, but man, you gotta get on that, that National Geographic.
Speaker 1Yeah, I like that.
NBA Drama and Fraternization Controversy
Speaker 3Yeah, now, since we talking about Moving around, I got, I got, got to say this. I ain't wanna say it. So Everybody talking about, like, oh, they think the NBA is rigged and all that shit, right, moving around, I got, I got Got to say this, I didn't want to say it. So Everybody talking about, like, oh, they think the NBA is rigged and all that shit, right, oh, so if they was rigged, why would they put Two whining ass teams In the championship? Oh, if it's rigged, yeah, like Both of them, motherfuckers, all they. They got two whining, motherfucking teams, but the whole team whining the Boston team, all they do is whine and shit. Dallas, all they do is, motherfucking, whine and cry and shit, but they've been fouled and all that shit. So the referee ain't going to know what to do.
Speaker 4Man, dallas is the fifth seed, bro. They came all the way through that shit, that shit ain't great, the fifth seed they the fucking fifth seed In the West Coming out the West Shit the.
Speaker 3Lakers done that before. That motherfucker was a goddamn 13th they really wasn't a.
Speaker 4They really wasn't a.
Speaker 3That motherfucker was a 13th seed. They seed Came up to the goddamn final. Yeah, they seed ain't. No, they don't no, but I'm just saying, though they wouldn't put two whining on his team like that.
Speaker 1Now they ain't got. No, they don't have nobody to. They can't talk bad about Luka, exactly.
Speaker 4They can't talk bad about Kyrie no more, can't say shit about Kyrie, you know what they did.
Speaker 1Now they're going to try to pit Brown and Tatum. No, no, no.
Speaker 3They jumped on Tatum Talking about he need to prove himself.
Speaker 2He ain't did shit since he been and she been in Boston and shit. That's why I want them to win. Oh, that's why you want Boston to win. Make it short. But Kyrie asked hey, because I'm telling you it's good to watch games where you honestly Y'all have to worry about who win or lose.
Speaker 4Yeah, you just.
Speaker 2I mean I like Kyrie so I want Dallas to win, yeah, but I like Tatum, yeah, and Jalen Brown yeah, they got a squad and Derek White I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 4And fucking Holiday. Oh, I love Drew Holiday. Poor Singers ain't even playing.
Speaker 3I love Drew.
Speaker 2Holiday just because he dark skin. I'm from the dark skin category.
Speaker 3I don't give a damn how many niggas you put on Boston. I cannot root for the motherfuckers.
Speaker 4See, that's the only thing too, man.
Speaker 3I can't root for them. I can't do it.
Speaker 2It's Boston. We have to fight an Irish. That's.
Speaker 3Irish it ain't Boston, it is not the Celtics. I can't root for them. I don't give a damn how many niggas they put on the team.
Speaker 2So I know you don't care, but you really kind of want Boston to win.
Speaker 1Yeah just for Taylor.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3I'm going to make up the prediction.
Speaker 2Has Drew Holiday won? He won with Milwaukee. When did he did he get traded? This year or last year?
Speaker 4Last year in like the middle of the season Before the deadline.
Speaker 2It's a few of them. I know one of them Holiday Brothers is married to a soccer player. I wonder, is it him? I think his wife is on the USA soccer team. I think One of the Holiday Brothers. Yeah, like I don't know if it's Drew, oh Aaron, it's, either. I think it's Drew, aaron, it's, either I think it's Drew, his wife is a soccer player.
Speaker 4That's alright, but that's how Milwaukee got Dame they probably have some athletic kids.
Speaker 2Oh, that's how.
Speaker 4That's how Milwaukee got Dame. Damn. I don't know who is it. I don't know if it's the players or the coach. That's how Milwaukee got Dame. Yeah, damn, and I know this cat sitting up here like a boss.
Speaker 3I don't know if it's the players or the coach, but they sure fucked that whole season up, didn't they? Who Milwaukee?
Speaker 4They did Well. Giannis got hurt, though.
Speaker 3Man, please, they wasn't doing shit.
Speaker 4But you think they should have kept? Yeah, why did they fire?
Speaker 2Original coach man, they fired that cat for no reason they was in second place. Then he was like 30 and 13.
Speaker 4Oh my God.
Speaker 3Doc River got down that motherfucking boy.
Speaker 2Dog, you can't keep your job, you can't win a game.
Speaker 4I'm going to tell you this I hate talking about Doc man.
Speaker 2Hey.
Speaker 3I was listening. That was a fucking limitation win. Ain't no motherfucking way.
Speaker 2Cancel time.
Speaker 3I would have took that job from that nigga like that. Ain't no way I couldn't do it. I'd be like man, why am I taking this job? This man doing a good job? I think Doc was like it's almost like he backdoored him. Hell, I could do that. I think it's almost like he backdoored him and shit he did just sign.
Speaker 4He was like an analyst or I don't know.
Speaker 1ESPN or somebody.
Speaker 2Who.
Speaker 3Doc, yeah, it was like the middle of the season, I'm just saying though how you gonna like.
Speaker 2He must have a clause in his contract.
Speaker 3I can see if the guy the guy would have just said hey, I don't want to do this, no more, I'm resigning, right. And they needed a coach. They didn't do that, nah that was his first they basically hired Doc before they even fired the motherfucker.
Speaker 4But we trying to figure out, why did he even get fired?
Speaker 3I don't know, hey, listen. They talked about that too, you know a black man, get fired for getting some coochie shit he can give Harvey anything, that's yeah. All the other brothers there got some coochie. Yeah, that's unbecoming of a coach. You know, that too, Everybody get coochie, Don't they? Yeah, but Coach can't get no coochie. No, no, no. But.
Speaker 4I think he was getting coochie from who was the coochie from though?
Speaker 2I think the coochie was from an executive, from a higher up.
Speaker 3Yeah, she worked for the organization. She worked for the organization, bro, that's okay. Yeah, they do it all the time.
Speaker 2People always have sex with their coworkers and stuff huh.
Speaker 1Yeah, all the time.
Speaker 3You and stuff. Huh yeah, all the time You're going to tell me you ain't not one of your co-workers. Not now, Not a now motherfucking one Right now.
Speaker 4No, not right now.
Speaker 3Not right now because all you got is body parts. You go to jail for that one. I'm just saying you had the whole person.
Speaker 2See, that's it, that was it. I'm just saying you had the whole person. See that thing.
Speaker 3If you had the whole person Wait a minute you gonna tell me you wouldn't knock that Bullshit.
Speaker 4Hey, I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you what it is. It is a couple girls man.
Speaker 2See, we work with all guys. Yeah, we, I mean man, we work with all guys.
Speaker 3We work with all guys. I might have done it a few times. I mean, it ain't the smartest thing to do, cause you gotta see them all the time.
Speaker 4But not, I'm talking about your superiors, yeah.
Speaker 3It's called fraternization.
Speaker 4No, I know what it is, but I'm saying, but your superior, oh yeah.
Speaker 3He said, no question, you done had sex with the boss before. Man. That motherfucker didn't even open the store. They had to call the number again.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I'll tell you, it is what it is.
Speaker 1But still, that's the second point.
Speaker 3Let's not talk about me. We talking about the doc and all that Right, look See I'm. I'm insignificant right now.
Speaker 4Right, you are insignificant, but you are.
Speaker 1Let's keep our personal stories. But the doc, but you are but my man from what was that Boston right?
Speaker 4Yeah. We ain't gonna to say no names, but yeah, from Boston, yeah.
Speaker 3I think they were more upset that who he cheated on than he cheated. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 4Oh, you think that's what it was.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, I think they tried to make an example out of him Dang, who they going to make an example out of him.
Speaker 4Yeah, what they did. You don't think he was knocking down a white woman, right, and it was in the organization.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 4I mean, I know for you that's just some normal shit. That's it Phil Jackson. What'd he do?
Speaker 2With.
Speaker 3Jeannie.
Speaker 2Buss. What's the relation. What's the difference?
Speaker 3That's the owner, though what's the difference? She's the owner. What's the difference? She's the owner. What's the fucking difference?
Speaker 2She wasn't the owner at the time they was dating though they were actually dating. What's the fucking difference? That's his girlfriend.
Speaker 4That's his girl.
Speaker 3She higher up, but that's still his girl.
Speaker 4She's higher up.
Speaker 3He even worse, because she can make decisions on who the fuck keep on the team. That's true. This motherfucker can't make the decisions on how that damn team run. She can't, so how are you going to do it? Ain't nobody say shit about Phil. He wasn't even coaching at all. All he did was fucking whistle. That was his boo time. Fuck, was all that bullshit? Jordan's like what the fuck is he doing.
Speaker 2Phil got background man. I know we can't throw him.
Speaker 3I'm going to go with Phil because y'all trying to do this double standard thing.
Speaker 4No we ain't doing double standard.
Speaker 3They didn't fire the man for getting some coochie. They didn't fire Phil. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2I agree with you on that, I agree with you, but what I'm saying is Jeannie Buss is an owner. She's an owner. She wasn't an owner at the time, but and that was Her dad was Well, it was always his girlfriend. But, that's his girl, though.
Speaker 3Like this other woman. Okay, so who to say he didn't get the job because of his girlfriend?
Speaker 2I mean, he's still Phil Jackson.
Speaker 4I mean, that's a possibility.
Discussion on Scandals and Double Standards
Speaker 2He's still Phil Jackson, though. Who would?
Speaker 3say he took the job because she persuaded him.
Speaker 2Now it would have been a little different, Like if one of the Wait, don't you run from the Like if his assistant coach was having sex with Jeannie Buss, or something.
Speaker 3And what would have been the difference in that?
Speaker 2Well, but it's not his girlfriend.
Speaker 4He just did it to the wrong girl. Man, that's basically. No, I'm saying it like the white.
Speaker 2The white chick wasn't a homeboys, wasn't homeboys girlfriend. It was kind of like right, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3I think they were more upset that he he cheated on a girl, right?
Speaker 4So let's say we flip it right.
Speaker 3And he wasn't dating Nia Long.
Speaker 4He was dating the chick in the organization.
Speaker 3Right and he messed with Nia Long.
Speaker 4What would have?
Speaker 3happened then? Not a goddamn thing. Then he gave her five stars. Ain't gonna put two more seats on the bench. Here's a seat for you. Here's a seat for you.
Speaker 2Y'all work that shit out. The alone look good too. I love her.
Speaker 3I'm just telling you like it is I love her you don't think that would happen. You, I'm fucking waiting to fight him for that. Nah.
Speaker 2Hey, some of them chicks Be sitting up here Having people like man. I can't wait Till I turn 50, cause they holding up, they holding up, that's it.
Speaker 3Like you gonna then take you know? You know, no, I think it's like I said they ain't gonna fuck with Phil, they shouldn't fuck with him nah, but they absolutely made an example and I'm just trying to find out. No, they was talking about that.
Speaker 2They made an example my question would be should he have lost his job or no? I don't think so. Who did he mess?
Speaker 3with I want to know who ratted in the mat.
Speaker 4That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3Okay, now, man, I get told on the show. Let me tell you this.
Speaker 2Word on the street Uh-oh, here we go.
Speaker 4Didn't that used to be a show?
Speaker 2Oh, that was Martin.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Word on the street when he had the little TV show.
Speaker 2Okay, now, this is what I heard Right Now don't kill a messenger. So what I heard was that homeboy, the coach, was knocking down the chick Right, but also an executive like one of the executives was either trying to mess with her or that was his girl too, or something.
Speaker 4So that's where it really, that's where it got fucked up.
Speaker 2He was really he was knocking down like one of the executive's girls. Now how true it is, I have no idea.
Speaker 3I guess that makes sense. You're going to fight a man because you ain't got no game. That's pretty much what it is. She don't want you.
Speaker 2Because, I mean, you know, he didn't take it away from you, she was ready to go, you figure, and then it looks bad because it looked bad, because they- aired it, the white woman.
Speaker 3They aired it, the white woman. They aired it On.
Speaker 4ESPN. They kept talking about it On ESPN. They kept talking about it.
Speaker 3One chick wanted to talk about it too, and then Stephen A Smith. It was wrong for them to air this stuff out, and you know it was wrong for them to do that.
Speaker 1He did say that.
Speaker 3If it was somebody, one of the other white coaches, they wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2Here's the one thing. They should have handed it in the house Now whatever people do in their personal life is what they do. It has nothing to do with me, right, it doesn't?
Speaker 3have anything to do with you. That's what I've been saying all the time. My thing was it has nothing to do with my job.
Speaker 2This is going to sound super crazy, but I don't even know why they fired him.
Speaker 1I'm like oh well, that's what.
Speaker 4I'm saying Conflict of interest.
Speaker 2I mean he has to deal with his house. That's between him and his lady. They got to deal with that. But to put all that stuff in the public? And then now you're making her look bad. And they got kids. It was almost like they were sitting up here trying. He's coaching again, though right?
Speaker 3Yeah, he's coaching. He's down in Houston. Yeah, he's in Houston. It's just like an old boy from Michigan State. Who you remember the brother that was from Michigan State? Who you remember the brother they fired? It was at Michigan State, the football coach Mel Turner.
Speaker 2What was that? The brother they had.
Speaker 3The Mel Turner they fired. It was at Michigan State.
Speaker 2Oh, that was the one he was jacking off on the phone. Yeah, that one. Yeah, wasn't that.
Speaker 3Michigan.
Speaker 4State oh, that was Mel Turner.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, man just selling all that money to her. Wait, wait, man go ahead.
Speaker 1And she going to say and now, but they going to Let me say this real quick.
Speaker 2Y'all know this is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1We do not fact check.
Speaker 2We don't know what's going on with what Allegedly. Allegedly he was jacking off on the phone and talking to the girl, or something.
Speaker 4And the girl was a victim right.
Speaker 3Yeah, she's a victim of sexual harassment and she's supposed to be coming there and giving speeches. And that's the girl Right Now. All of a sudden, for some apparent reason, she want to say she was harassed or whatever. But they had emails, they had things where they going back and forth. She's sending pictures to this man.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, why she send pictures.
Speaker 3She was sending pictures. She sent pictures to the man Listen.
Speaker 1I'm going to tell you this Double standard.
Speaker 4How you?
Speaker 3going to say there ain't no consent. I didn't consent to it. Bullshit, you consented when you kept calling my mother at midnight.
Speaker 2When you hit Sam? Yeah, when you hit, you can call me at midnight.
Speaker 3You can send to whatever the fuck going on. What's the time? Midnight, midnight, damn right. Or after Mid-12-01.
Speaker 2So if you call somebody at 12-01, you know, you're about to get your head bashed in that's a booty call Against that head boy.
Speaker 4So this is what happened to Mike Tyson.
Speaker 3Damn right. You don't go to the hotel room with a motherfucker at 2 am to talk.
Speaker 4She did him dirty, didn't she? Tupac too? Right, you don't go there to talk. They set Tupac up, though.
Speaker 2That happen to him too. They set Tupac up.
Speaker 3Yeah, just like they set up.
Speaker 4Kobe Kobe. Yeah, remember, he's supposed to. Now, that's an interesting one though. Yeah, that was. I think that was more consensual. They kind of like swept that one.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was more consensual. She was a young and she had just did it to like three or four other NBA players.
Speaker 2They found out yeah, the work. I think he just she was the work, I think. I think as my, I think as my homeboy, I think Rashad.
Speaker 4McCants would call him Shout out.
Speaker 2Shout out to Rashad McCants Gills.
Speaker 3Arena the work. I think she like that pedal hook though that shocker.
Speaker 2She like the shocker oh shit, she was the shocker.
Speaker 3She like the shocker To my understanding.
Speaker 4To your understanding.
Speaker 3Oh, the shocker baby.
Speaker 4The shocker To my understanding, to your understanding.
Speaker 1Oh the shocker, baby, the shocker, two in a one. Yeah, you don't know, what the shocker is Hell. No, people don't.
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Speaker 3Y'all. They know what it is. They ain't got to say it out. You see them college girls be doing that shocker. You know what the fuck that means Shit. They be doing that like ESPN. Know what it means Shit. They cut real quick when they see that shocker. But shit, so he be like this. You know what the fuck that means.
Speaker 1Shit, shit, what Shit.
Speaker 2So, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 3Shocker. Yeah, I might have it backwards, but hey, I like that one, that's it right there.
Speaker 2That's the shocker.
Speaker 4Two in the pink one in the stink, there you go.
Speaker 3Shocker baby. That's it. I had it backwards.
Speaker 1He had it backwards he got it together now. I got it right then.
Speaker 4He been drinking.
Speaker 2When is it again?
Speaker 3Chris, Two in the pink one in the stink man, them white girls be all up in that camera with that shit going on. You see them? Oh man, we can't make this up, you can't. You see them? Don't you Every time Like shit?
Speaker 2You know what that mean. Oh man, we can't make this up. You can't, we cannot make this up.
Speaker 3Y'all know, everybody know. They know what the shock is, just like everybody know what the white toenails mean. Shit what the white toenails mean, man. You see them Over white toenails.
Speaker 2They freaky.
Speaker 3She don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2I saw like over white toenails. They freaky, she don't give a fuck. I saw like five white toenails today. You know it's hot out here. She down for anything she don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4That's what that mean she don't give a fuck. Hey, I'm going to look into that this weekend.
Speaker 3Like I said, she don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4I'm about to do it, Okay white toenails.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3You know what that means.
Speaker 1They know what it means. I think it's just super popular.
Speaker 3Hey, bring one on here with white toenails and let's discuss it. Oh, and see what happens. Uh-oh, what does that white toenail mean? Then you start asking questions Do you like this? Yeah, do you like this?
Speaker 2Yeah, kind of like yeah, you like this, yeah, do you like this? Yeah, kind of like, yeah, you like this, yeah, that freak 101 right down the back, so white toenail polish means they do it mean like they like anal.
Speaker 4They like that too. Shit Freak 101.
Speaker 3White toenails. Hey, put that in your phone right there.
Speaker 2Hey, I'm Googling right now White toenails.
Speaker 4Hey, he said it before. I've never heard of me.
Speaker 3They ain't gonna sit there and try to say, no, I just like the color White. No, motherfucker, you freak.
Speaker 4That's a good one, joe.
Speaker 2That's a good one, I'm telling you, bro, I got a question for you. That's a good one Yo, your kids are older. Yeah, your kids are older. Yeah, they mess around, they come over.
Speaker 3Well, they got it on us.
Speaker 2And they got white toenail. They got it on us, bro.
Speaker 3I just can't tell them that that's it.
Speaker 2I had to ask him. He got an older daughter, so it is what it is, bro.
Speaker 3He said, it is what it is. I was told a long time ago you can't choose the boyfriend. Just remember that. You can't choose the boyfriend, no matter how hard you try.
Speaker 2Alright, y'all ready for Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary time. Urban Dictionary states if someone has white nail polish. States if someone has white nail polish. Or someone has white nail polish on. It means they are single and available. This is something that's gone viral, with the belief that the nail color indicates a particular relationship status.
Speaker 4That's going down the right track.
Speaker 2Now, that's just white nail polish. Now I'm about to Google white toenail polish.
Speaker 3Man, please. You know what I mean. You know where they going Shit. You started from the bottom. Now I'm here Shit.
Speaker 2You can go up to somebody with white toenail polish and assume that maybe. Oh man, she got white toenail polish on. She's a freak. She like to lick booty.
Speaker 3Well, I mean.
Speaker 2Or maybe not lick booty, but she just into some freaky stuff they freak.
Speaker 3Maybe she like to get choked out. Do she like lick booty and get choked out? They like all that oh.
Speaker 4I tell you what, I tell you this.
Speaker 3I tell you this I'm going to tell you this we ain't got to say nothing, right? One of these days we're going to do this podcast. And he's going to be like. There's a certain individual which you already know the status. We're going to see what color their toes are when next time you see them. Alright Bet, yes sir. Alright Bet, yes sir, yes sir. We ain't gonna say no name or no nothing, we just gonna find out. Yeah, you need to be there for that. I need to be here for that one.
Speaker 3All we gonna say, chris, you need to be here.
Speaker 4I think I know who it is too. Just let it be. I think I know who it is.
Speaker 3We gonna find out. We gonna see what color they toes are. That's going to be wild, I'm right, that's going to be wild.
Speaker 2Hey man, we can't make this shit up, these niggas talking ball Hold on.
Speaker 3Man, that dictionary might have given you some dude toenails or some shit, but that nigga freak too.
Speaker 2Then if he got on, hey, that ain't what you want, well.
Speaker 3You know what the old folks used to say you can't love the one you want, you love the one you with.
Speaker 2What Birdie Mack say Kick it.
Speaker 1You don't understand.
Speaker 2Hey, real quick. Remember he was talking about the Dallas Mavericks Mm-hmm. When we was talking about them earlier. Well, obviously y'all know Mark Cuban. So the majority, yeah. They said he gave out $35 million in bonuses to like employees I mean not like to like to work real, real, I think, yeah, every day, every day, yeah deserve it that's dope dog people who he's a great owner man that's, dope that's a dude.
Speaker 4You want to be your owner. Right there, I saw that I was. I was like damn, $35 million.
Speaker 2Damn, I'm like I mean, I don't know what all they end up with, but I guarantee that's a nice chunk of change.
Speaker 3So what they got them owner for the Suns and the Mercury doing what the hell are they doing?
Speaker 4He got money. I don't know what he's doing to Mercury's thing.
Speaker 3Do they?
Speaker 4How many?
Speaker 3people they drafted.
Speaker 4I think two oh shit. And then when I made the team, oh, I don't think they did.
Speaker 3No, they didn't Then when I made the team. Now why the fuck you going to draft some motherfuckers and cut them?
Speaker 4That's how it is in the WNBA.
Speaker 3I know you ain't got but 144. You ain't got that many, you got 132. Because it's yeah.
Speaker 2They got 144 spots, but they only carry 11. 13 people got cut.
Speaker 3No, they don't carry 12. They carry 11. Sure.
Speaker 2Well, it's 15 spots.
Speaker 4Even if it's it's 15, it's only 12.
Speaker 2No, no, what I'm saying is 15 spots are available.
Speaker 4They don't want to pay, but in the WNBA.
Speaker 2They're not paying. They ain't paying.
Speaker 3They're just paying, they only do 11., 11, 12.
Speaker 2They only do 11.
Speaker 3Because they was like man. We're not Right Because they say you want to be part of 144.
Speaker 2Now we hear them say 144.
Speaker 3Indiana might start carrying the A they just cut. Oh, girl, you like.
Speaker 4Diasia Fair, diasia Fair, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, dude From.
Speaker 4Syracuse yeah, they cut her. She like the third leading scorer, and then they pulled this motherfucker out of retirement. They signed her today.
Speaker 3Some girl from out of retirement. They signed her today.
Speaker 2So Diasia Fair might end up just going overseas they're getting a team in Golden State next year, it don't matter. So that'll be another team.
Speaker 3They ain't going to help.
Speaker 4It's going to be 12 more jobs. So then 11 people are going to get cut now.
Speaker 1Right Instead of 13, 11. What'd you say, joe, or?
Speaker 212.
Speaker 3Yeah they do.
Speaker 2They need to bring the Cleveland Rockers back Cleveland.
Speaker 3Yeah, they do. They need to bring the Cleveland Rockers back Cleveland. No, they need to bring the Houston Comets back.
Speaker 2Hey, well the Cleveland Rockers?
Speaker 3They don't got a team in Houston.
Speaker 2Cleveland Rockers ain't there, damn, I thought the Houston team was in Dallas.
Speaker 3I thought that was the Dallas Wings. Skyler play still who Skyler? Oh, skyler Diggins man, she's on with the she was here. No, yeah, but she, her and Taurasi didn't get along, but she's at.
Speaker 1Dallas. Is she back in Dallas?
Speaker 2No, not Dallas, she was somewhere else. You know, I'm sitting right here with the computer, yeah because she just scored like 20-some points that night yeah. Hey where is the young lady from?
Speaker 3Because she had a baby, yeah, and she gained weight and now she lost it all back and she look good.
Speaker 4But she used that to get out of Phoenix.
Speaker 3No, With the baby, the pregnancy thing no, she just didn't like Taurasi.
Speaker 4Where'd you get that information?
Speaker 3from Because nobody like that motherfucker.
Speaker 2I like Taurasi Me too, yeah, because y'all homies, yeah, what's the matter with Taurasi?
Speaker 3We homies. I'm just saying, I can see where motherfuckers don't like her though. She needs to retire.
Speaker 4She do need to.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, I will.
Speaker 3I will. I think she do. Yeah, she out there with all that battle armor on and shit Time to go. Yeah, she out there with all that battle armor on and shit Time to go yeah, she holding up a spot that could be.
Speaker 4Daya's affair spot.
Speaker 2Hey Dina Taurasi.
Speaker 4We love you.
Speaker 2Listen me and Chris. Come to the podcast please. Man, they going to fuck around. We got a spot for her.
Speaker 3right here they going to fuck around and lose the Olympic game. We got a spot for it. Right here they're going to fuck around and lose the Olympic game. Goddamn, keep putting all them old motherfuckers on the Olympic team.
Speaker 4Who? The US, the women Men too. Put all them old motherfuckers on the Olympic team. Yeah, they need to. Kawhi, don't need to be on there. Lebron, LeBron's okay.
Speaker 3Oh, you can put LeBron on there.
Speaker 4Hey, kyrie, not on there, dude now that's a goddamn shame.
Speaker 3I'm sitting there like you telling me you can't find no young NBA players to get up in there.
Speaker 4And Edwards on there, halliburton on there.
Speaker 3Come on down. Yeah, they. You telling me that oh she played for Seattle. Yeah, Seattle Storm yeah.
Speaker 4Oh she, oh they, seattle yeah, seattle Storm, yeah, oh, they just smashed they just beat the shit out of the Fever. Oh did they.
Speaker 3Yeah, poor Kaylin Clark, bro man that girl balling bro, she balling man, she's going like 30 points.
Speaker 4One game, joe. No, hey, listen, ain't that funny. One game.
Speaker 2Hey, Jody went from. No, because.
Speaker 3The only reason is because Don't get me wrong I'm not a Caitlyn Clough fan, but I don't like what they're doing to the girl. No, it's bad, but the media did it. I told Bosco the media going to make you hate her.
Speaker 4Yeah, we said that from the beginning, even back when she was in college.
Speaker 3But the players, her teammates, all of them are fucking sabotaging the thing.
Speaker 4They sabotage.
Speaker 3The coach. Dude, that coach is just horrible. Dude, that bitch is horrible. Listen, I'm telling you, they don't have no play. I mean, you got a motherfucker shoot like that and you ain't got no plays for it. They should have some plays for it.
Speaker 4They ain't got no plays for it. They should have some plays for it.
Speaker 3They ain't got no plays for it or nothing. I'm not saying like neglect everybody else, or whatever. But you should have some kind of set play to get open. You know what I mean you ain't got nothing.
Speaker 3You got nothing. She just out there freelancing, you got nothing. And then the motherfuckers. Her team is horrible. She should have about 20 assists a game. Them zombies can't catch the ball. But she be having like eight, nine turnovers, them motherfuckers dropping the ball. That's what it is, man, you watching one of them games when she throw them dimes in there.
Speaker 4I haven't watched a full game. Them motherfuckers throw the ball out of bounds. I was saying four, you saying four games. Yes, he said yes.
Speaker 3Man, that girl can pass her ass.
Speaker 2No, she can.
Speaker 3She's a great great passer and they be missing the ball dropping the ball missing.
Speaker 2I know sometimes she be coming down just chucking the ball up and it's almost like because it's almost like she does it, because, like, this is what the crowd expects. Oh, here, let me chuck one up.
Speaker 3She does it because the motherfucker be putting that money they be on her ass. That defense, the time she step on the court, the time that motherfucker don't stay on her ass from start 90 feet. Hey, where's?
Speaker 2the girl at from North Carolina, or is she coming back, number 25. What's her name? She's pretty like Skylar Dickens. What's her name? She's pretty like Skylar.
Speaker 3Diggins, what's her name? No, she transferred.
Speaker 4What so she's still in college. No, that was the girl from NC State. No.
Speaker 2From North Carolina, number 25.
Speaker 4That transferred to South. Oh no, my bad.
Speaker 1Go ahead, hold on. Let me see, I think she transferred, she got in the transfer portal.
Speaker 3The one you were saying was real cute yeah she's beautiful. She got in the portal yeah.
Speaker 2Number 25 for North Carolina.
Speaker 3She's very, very pretty, and that's another thing they need to take advantage of. Hey, these chicks, all the ones that came.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell y'all right now.
Speaker 3Everybody that came, I'll just about.
Speaker 2And I apologize. I was born in the 70s and I'm going to just be honest. All you chicks that who that was born in the 70s, y'all look just like I do, Fucking nigga.
Speaker 3That's what I was saying. They might Like they should have kept this whole crew. Hey, these soft skins.
Speaker 1Now, this whole crop of I'm telling you the whole cropper. Not everybody, but a lot of them. Yeah, the whole cropper rookie.
Speaker 3They should have kept them on the team, every one of them. I hope they're the two of them, motherfuckers, because they all was cute. Oh, her name was Deja Kelly, deja Kelly, yeah, I think she is going to get Toby Fournier out of high school, out of Canada.
Speaker 2She was a senior.
Speaker 4Oh, dang, she do look, scarlet.
Speaker 3Bubbling brown sugar, Because when Toby Fournier get to Duke it's going to be rough. It's going to be rough.
Speaker 4Oh, notre Dame got a good freshman too. What coming in? No, no from last year.
Speaker 3Oh, you're talking about an old girl. Oh, she is good. Yeah, yeah, she is good.
Speaker 2And then remember Connecticut man they got. Fudd and Paige.
Speaker 4Yeah, and Juju yeah, man.
Speaker 3Paige should be a senior right now. Paige Beckner.
Speaker 4Well, she missed two years remember.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4And she get that, and she get COVID.
Speaker 2Hey, I do not want to hear COVID after next year. I'm telling you After the season is over. So that would be the 2024, 2025 season.
Speaker 4That's six years after COVID.
Speaker 2Or is it 20? Wait, yeah, so when basketball season comes back up, it'll be the 24, 25 season. Yeah, I do not want to hear COVID.
Speaker 4In January of 25?
Speaker 2Yes, I don't want to hear oh, this person gets a COVID year.
Speaker 3No, but I think, because if I hear that, I'm going back for my COVID year Did she transfer?
Speaker 2Let's look.
Speaker 3Because I don't remember her being drafted at all.
Speaker 2That's a goddamn shame.
Speaker 3I think she transferred. She got a transfer report, yeah because she's 22.
Speaker 4Oh, she probably got another year. Oh, you did say she got an report, I'm sure.
Speaker 2Wait, let's see. She's from San Antonio. Let's see. It still says no, well, she graduated. Because here's a picture of her in her graduation outfit. Okay, what's she playing? It says Big Grab, thank you.
Speaker 3God.
Speaker 2It took a long, four years, but receiving a degree from such a, but you still can play another year or two.
Speaker 3That's why the girl transferred from Ivy League, because Ivy League don't let you do that. Four years you got to go. Oh really yeah.
Speaker 4Can't play nowhere else.
Speaker 3No, you can transfer to another school. That's a scene. Oh, you have to go, you have to go. You can't play nowhere else. No, you can transfer to another school. Oh, you have to go, you have to go. You can't play there, not in the Ivy League.
Speaker 4Maybe we tried to figure out how Cats was doing the grad transfer thing yeah, they grad students, but they plan. So oh, deja, hey, hey.
Speaker 3So what's she playing at All?
Speaker 4this life? I don't know. She look good though.
Speaker 2She don't even need to play. She can play for Maybelline Calvin.
Speaker 4Klein L'Oreal, l'oreal, l'oreal, l'oreal.
Speaker 2L'Oreal. You know it's a whole bunch of niggas ready to give her an NIL deal. I heard that like man, dude that's no, she's straight though.
Speaker 3Oh, that ain't no. No, she's straight though.
Speaker 4Oh, that ain't no good Joe.
Speaker 3She's straight.
Speaker 2That ain't no good. Oh, you know what he?
Speaker 3said I guess, they don't like you when you straighten the dub.
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4Huh, he said they don't like you when you straighten the dub. When you straighten the dub. Oh yeah, because look.
Speaker 2Yeah, right there.
Speaker 4That's her boyfriend.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's her boo thigh.
Speaker 3I never said she was not straight. I just said she's straight, she look good.
Speaker 4Oh, you meant it like that. I thought you was saying, no, I'm not, I'm not going to go there. They can mark it.
Speaker 3They can mark it. We ain't fucking with that one, we ain't touching no one. You the only one that got nothing to survive that bro. We ain't got nothing to survive that one.
Speaker 2Here's your one girl, Joe. Oh, they signed with Bazooka.
Speaker 4Who? Nil Bazooka the gum?
Speaker 1Wait, who signed with.
Speaker 3Bazooka the gum. Wait, who signed with Bazooka?
Speaker 2Wait, hold on. Oh, so wait, I don't know. Do this mean that she went? Did she go to Oregon? Don't that say Fighting Ducks? I know people are like what is these cats doing? We trying to figure out? No, I'm just saying no, that's what I'm saying. Listen, this whole Transfer thing Is killing me.
Speaker 3Yeah, see, you say Fighting ducks yeah, but that's a whole different girl.
Speaker 2No, look right here, look in the green.
Speaker 3Ain't that Deja Kelly? Yeah, she went to Oregon. I saw she transferred. I know she didn't catch him. What the hell she transferred.
Speaker 2Because, Duke, I'm wondering? Because I was like I know she'll get a.
Speaker 3She got drafted, hell yeah, but she transferred. Yeah, she was good and that's probably why uh, what's her name? Stayed in.
Speaker 4Uh, pow, pow oh, I like her oh, yeah, she, because she went she left somewhere.
Speaker 2She left she left oregon and went to south carolina.
Speaker 3But she's coming back to south carolina. Yeah, she's gonna use her COVID year oh man.
Speaker 2Like remember the guy that had nine years For Oregon.
Speaker 4How oh you talking about the quarterback from?
Speaker 3Washington man.
Speaker 4No, no, not Penix, no Adu Adu.
Speaker 3Damn close, wasn't he? No, listen, he was up there, but it wasn't Penix.
Speaker 2Adu from Oregon was granted his ninth year.
Speaker 4You from Oregon was granted his ninth year Like why do you even want to play anymore at that point?
Speaker 3Man Penny was buying liquor as a freshman Indiana that nigga had so many goddamn waivers.
Speaker 2He was buying liquor as a freshman man. You old as hell, yeah, like Stetson.
Speaker 3Bennett was another one. Hey, no, listen. Him and Lamar Jackson. I think they should put an age limit. Him and Lamar Jackson started out together. Stetson Bennett.
Speaker 4Where's he at? He's still at. No, no, he just came out.
Speaker 3He's at Rams right now.
Speaker 4Oh, he's with the Rams.
Speaker 3I don't know if they're going to keep him.
Speaker 4You said, wait, they went to college at the same time. Yeah, Stetson. Bennett Lamar Jackson how long he been in the NFL? Three years yeah.
Speaker 3Stetson Bennett was six years he left, came back and then Bo Nix he left.
Speaker 2Hey, this is for the third time in history, bo. Nix has been with two is for the third time in history, two blackhead coaches will go head to head in the NBA finals. I guess it's the third time in history. Third time, what's the old dude's name for Boston?
Speaker 4Mazula. Okay, joe Mazula. No, that's good.
Speaker 2And JK. Hey, I'm no, that's good and JKidd. Hey, I'm just going to sit up here.
Speaker 4Huh, his first finals as a coach. Oh, is it JKidd as a coach? Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3Shit that dude is a great basketball player See Taylor Rooks.
Speaker 4Hey y'all, we just sitting up here admiring the beauty on the laptop. Damn Luke.
Speaker 2Huh, taylor Rooks? Oh yeah, her and Joy Taylor got a podcast Shout out to them.
Speaker 4Do they?
Speaker 2Yeah, I think so. Oh, I tell you what I know them microphones melt all the time. God. Because them is some beautiful ladies. Joy, taylor man hey, we'd love for any of y'all to be a guest. See, you know what we do? We just sit on here and babble about everyday stuff Like what's your OnlyFans page.
Speaker 2Hey, that's when you sit up here and you ask any of them. Hey see, this is when you know, when you don't have enough money to get them in a hell deal. I'm like man, I got to go back to these chicks that work at McDonald's. I can get them in a hell deal Shit not anymore.
Speaker 3Mcdonald's pay good.
Speaker 1Oh shit, you fucked up man.
Speaker 3Waited too late. Those motherfucking pay got down $16,000, $17,000 an hour.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, I don't have no NIL deal money Shit.
Speaker 3One more dollar McDonald's is a career agency, this is a career. One more dollar And's is a career agency. Yeah man, this is a career.
Speaker 1One more dollar yeah.
Speaker 3And then you mess around.
Speaker 2Hey, you mess around and get in management or something.
Speaker 1They say that's a great company to work for honestly.
Speaker 3Get you some stocks. Mcdonald's pays more than Amazon. Yeah, why you fucking around? Hey, they be working. I heard they be working at.
Speaker 2Amazon folks when at McDonald's At.
Speaker 3Amazon. Oh dog, that motherfucker got to eat their lunch while they walking to the bathroom. Right right, you going to the bathroom, eat your lunch on the way there.
Speaker 4I heard they be getting water and then they motherfuckers.
Speaker 3Then they got them spray them down with water, make sure they ain't got nothing still as shit. When they get off of work, man, they check the motherfucker going and coming boy.
Speaker 4Why they just don't let you, just don't bring nothing in, you don't oh okay, you can't take that night. Oh yeah, right right, right, right, right I knew a guy used to work for amazon.
Speaker 2I always got a story no, of course that mother story time with joe that he was in there stealing like a last dildos.
Speaker 3Wait what you sell, the two, three hundred dollars. You sell a motherfucker.
Speaker 1Two, three hundred dollars. You got that what.
Speaker 2Only from this guy, man, whoa Motherfucking chicken.
Speaker 3Motherfucking chicken. Hey, I'm a little excited. Now you gotta be careful. You sure is you going through? Man Say, yeah, I'm a little excited. That's all that is. Motherfucker. Pat him down and shit.
Speaker 4He got a whole pack of these motherfuckers, selling them in the parking lot.
Speaker 2Be like man. That hammer should be in your toolbox, shouldn't it?
Speaker 3Yeah, goddamn glad deal, though, the metal detector don't go off with a god damn.
Speaker 2So hey, I guess the uh white toenail polish of ladies they don't, they don't mind that either. Huh, oh no, they like that.
Speaker 3On down mine that either huh, oh no, they like that, hey, I like, I like his, uh, I like his assumptions. Man, they do. I know I gotta, uh, I'm gonna tell you, no, they, they make this. Uh, well, there, I say it, but I'll say it anyway. It allegedly the vibrating cock ring Shit.
Speaker 2For guys.
Speaker 3They like them, women like that shit.
Speaker 4The vibrating cock ring. You can google it if you want.
Speaker 2Vibrating cock ring.
Speaker 4What in the hell? Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3Hell yeah Shit. If I was a woman, I I know my toenails would be white, uh-uh.
Speaker 1Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Speaker 2We came up, we're Googling.
Speaker 3You can get them off Amazon T-Mu.
Speaker 4I got vibrating cockroach Came up on my phone Vibrating.
Speaker 2God damn you put that up in there, boy. You must phone A vibrating. God damn, you put that up in there, boy, you must, don't watch no porn, God damn Shit.
Speaker 3You ain't got no viruses on your phone. Boy, I'm clean. Niggas throw vibrating cockroach. You ain't got no viruses on that motherfucker boy.
Speaker 1It didn't even come viruses on that motherfucker boy.
Speaker 2So explain to the people how it works, joe. It works great, so you've used it.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, I got one. You know that.
Speaker 4Now, did you get it from Amazon?
Speaker 2No, I didn't get it from Amazon. What's her reaction?
Speaker 3Love it.
Speaker 2What's that thing that say spend to play. What's that? It's a wheel.
Speaker 3Spend to save. No, oh, that's not. That's Adam and Eve thing.
Speaker 4Don't worry about that. This is how we know this young man be doing way too much on his phone.
Speaker 2Yes, sir, hey, listen, I'm going to tell you Folks love Joe, that one right there Because he cook.
Speaker 3That's a bad motherfucker there. No, that one Top right.
Speaker 2With the remote control. Wait, hold up, wait, let me see. He said top right, top right with the remote control. Okay, so hold on, shit.
Speaker 3Man, you don't know how to put one on, god damn it, I've never done that, joe, but.
Speaker 4I'm a little curious, I mean if I get the white toenail girl, I can get me one of these. Yeah, oh man, I'll report back to y'all next week get the white toenail girl.
Speaker 2So it says silicone cock ring and bullet see now we done. Sat up here Silicone cock ring and bullet See now we done sat up here.
Speaker 3Now we got all silent.
Speaker 2No, we, yeah, we, we, hey, no, I mean, you know, hey ain't nothing the matter with getting in touch with your freaky side.
Speaker 3I know every now and then you got two.
Speaker 2Hey, you know, you got somebody, some people out here listening like wait hold on, dave.
Speaker 3They don't like your freaky side. Tell them to have a Coke with a smile and shut the fuck up. Hey, dude, you go right there. You been back in the day. Have a Coke with a smile and shut the fuck up, uh-huh.
Speaker 2I'm sitting here trying to see how it actually works.
Speaker 4Yeah, so the remote has different speeds obviously the genitalia goes right here right so it vibrates the whole thing.
Speaker 3Bro, you ain't got to move no more. Just roll with it, just slide it in there and you can just sit there, huh.
Speaker 4Yeah, now, how did you find?
Speaker 2You can just sway back and forth.
Speaker 4Yeah, how did you find out?
Speaker 3about this. You're asking too many questions.
Speaker 1I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this. You can't do that on the air now.
Speaker 4Okay, we'll talk off air. We'll talk about that off air.
Speaker 3Okay, Play everybody you got to leave y'all with some type of imagination.
Speaker 2Yeah, we got to Just go ahead and go.
Speaker 3Just.
Speaker 4Google it A vibrating cock ring $34.99 for the people out there, Damn that's good.
Speaker 2What about the booty beads? $99 a month? God damn, what about the booty beads?
Speaker 3I paid $99 for mine, god damn. What about the booty beads? You said you paid $99 for yours. Oh no, I can't. But they do like that, but I can't, they do that, they like that.
Speaker 2The 7 Heaven they like the booty beads, the 7 Heaven. I don't know what they're called, but I guess what you put them all in there it's seven beats, seven beats, and you throw them in there. Seven heaven man, Right when they're about to bust, you pull it out and you don't yank it out bro.
Speaker 4Not like that. You got to do it slow, Nah, nigga you ain't starting no motherfucking moped.
Speaker 3Nigga, nigga, you trying to hit me Motherfucker. Oh, my goodness, this nigga like he starting a moped.
Speaker 4You're about to tear all her insides up.
Speaker 3Fuck somebody up. Nigga Fuck around and catch a case. Woo Sex sent me to the ER Sex sent me to the ER, you remember that show right. Sex sent me to the ER.
Speaker 4I'm dead dog. Oh, you know, a good show.
Speaker 2It is show time, show time, this is bought to you bud.
Speaker 4We done went from the EMT show with the EMTs in New Orleans. I forget the name of it, dog, you know what I'm talking about. Uh-uh, you know what I'm talking about I do.
Speaker 2I still watch SWAT, though. It got picked up for eighth season. I keep telling y'all hell, yeah, shout out to Shamar Moore. Hey, what about? I watched House of Dragons. I watched Clove Hitch. I think it's called the Clove Hitch Killer. It's Netflix.
Speaker 4Hey, what's the one you just told me about the other day?
Speaker 3It's a documentary.
Speaker 2No, it's a movie, man, the Clove.
Speaker 4Start with an M Did.
Speaker 2I say what's it on, it's on.
Speaker 4Netflix. Oh damn Madison.
Speaker 2Oh, ashley Madison, Ashley Madison. Yeah, dog, yeah, because that's a dating site, right Madison, oh, ashley Madison, ashley Madison.
Speaker 3Yeah, dog yeah.
Speaker 2That's a dating site, right, but you know when they had that leak?
Speaker 4Wait, wait, wait. How you know, it's a dating site.
Speaker 3Cause it is.
Speaker 4Have you been on it?
Speaker 2No, Okay, go ahead. Have you ever did a dating site before?
Speaker 3Yeah, oh okay, it was kind of horrible. It was kind of horrible yeah, it was kind of horrible yeah.
Speaker 2Because the you got to realize, because the age that we all come from, right we are for somebody like we're more organic.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Like we all met our significant others organically.
Speaker 2Yeah, so you would think if you was to be out in these streets, or if you find yourself in these streets and you had to get on a where there's nothing wrong with it, but you just like damn this shit, this shit ain't weird.
Speaker 3I think some people are experts on their dating sites. How can you think about it?
Speaker 2But you talk about the people that pray on. But you talk about the people that pray on. Oh, I want a relationship.
Speaker 1They're experts on the dating site. They want some booty.
Speaker 2They play on.
Speaker 3They. Yeah, I've heard about that.
Speaker 2They're experts on the dating site.
Speaker 3So they get on the dating site, uh huh. And they've been on there many a times. So now they, oh, they know what to say. They know what to say. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And not just men, there's women too, right.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, and not just men there's women too.
Speaker 4And then next thing you know but then, when you meet them, you can decipher all that though.
Speaker 3No, you can't, you can't. No, you'd be in the shit by then. You know what I mean, because there's a lot of women on there.
Speaker 2You get that first hit, but then there's a lot of women appearing to be like ooh.
Speaker 1There's some women on there that just want to go eat.
Speaker 3Just want to go eat Just want to go eat, yeah, hey.
Speaker 4I told you.
Speaker 2They call them foodie calls.
Speaker 4Oh, the dude that'll take you to eat and pay for it.
Speaker 2Yeah, so the girl is hungry, so she's going to sit up here. That's crazy.
Speaker 3But then they want to go eat somewhere very expensive.
Speaker 4Right, yeah, but you don't want to pay for this shit.
Speaker 2I tell you this is what you do If you know you're on a foodie call let's say you're taking a Red Lobster you go to the bathroom and then you put your dick right in the back of her head.
Speaker 4Here you go, you nasty bitch.
Speaker 2And just hit her in the back of the head with it like, hey, no, don't do that. Y'all know we just playing.
Speaker 4It's jokes.
Speaker 2It's only jokes people.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's bad advice, it's only jokes.
Speaker 3Hey, I thought you were going to say something like put it in the angry crab bag. If you can take that cayenne, you're good to go.
Speaker 2Hey, here you go right here.
Speaker 3That's a motherfucking andouille right there.
Speaker 2Hey, remember DL Hewley Back in the day. He said you do realize you're ordering from the fucking side of the menu.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, yes, Shout out to DL Hewley. That was hilarious.
Speaker 2He'd be like man. He said I ain't saying me, you fucking, but somebody at your house. Man I can imagine Pulling up like hey, your sister, your other sister, somebody, your mama.
Speaker 4Somebody Gotta give it up.
Speaker 2Your auntie.
Speaker 4Goodness gracious, I might even take big mama.
Speaker 3Hey, hey, I done worse. I ain't seen her yet, but I'm pretty sure I done worse. Wait you didn't see it when you did it. That's a lot I ain't seen.
Speaker 2Hey, some Big Mamas look good now, boy, they don't look like our grandparents, goodness gracious.
Speaker 4Big Mama 45 now, boy, they don't look like our grandparents, goodness gracious Big mama, 45 now Woo.
Speaker 2Or 40. Or 40, right, you like good, that's like the teachers. You remember how our teachers looked like Right, right, they was old.
Speaker 4They was old but we was in little, yeah, when we was like in elementary, your high it was old, but and then they were younger.
Speaker 2They were younger when we got when it well, when they was probably teaching our parents right, right now. You sitting up here, you looking like these motherfuckers about to die. I know my third grade teacher I'm sitting boy, you smell just like this chalkboard.
Speaker 3Somebody pray for me who smell like chalkboard Somebody's?
Speaker 4teacher. I apologize, I don't want to talk about nobody.
Speaker 3I know we had a teacher named. I'm just going to say Miss Smith. Miss Smith had back. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2Would you have had sex? Would you have had sex with any of your teachers?
Speaker 3Yeah, I miss me I wouldn't have Our teachers was.
Speaker 2A couple teachers that we did have that were younger but they were dudes. So you know the girls be sitting up here getting googly-eyed over. They might have been 26, 27. But you know they might have been 26, 27.
Speaker 3But you know, like it's, I mean. I think you can have more control than, like I think, like messing with students. You can have a little more control. You know what I mean. Yeah, I know there was rumors that some of the teachers were messing with some of the girls. I'm pretty sure some of them were true and some of them wasn't. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2I had a rumor like that, but now, you know, I'm just telling you.
Speaker 3Right now, though, I'm going to say this, and I'll probably be in trouble for it oh hell. Go to your class reunion and you're going to see how many bullets you dodged. Man, we just had one. I'm just telling you, go to your class For you and you see how many Bullets you dodged, I'm gonna say something.
Speaker 2I'm telling you right now To piggyback on that, but I don't even. I'm about to get killed by the whole community, cause the thing about.
Speaker 3It is the little skinny Ugly ones. They look good, motherfuckers.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3That cheerleading.
Speaker 4Big as a house.
Speaker 2Was your school predominantly black or was it predominantly white? It was predominantly black. Yeah, how big was it?
Speaker 4We talking high school or elementary, both of them was big. Oh, they was big. Yeah, you had a thousand in high school. Over a thousand. Yeah, oh damn, alright, we had about 600. Oh damn, all right, we had over 1,600.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, about 600.
Speaker 4Just a little over 600.
Speaker 2Yeah, because I was, I was.
Speaker 3No, I was like in Alabama. Our high school was like. When I went, it was like 5A.
Speaker 2Was that B? Yeah, oh, that's the. That is crazy, though.
Speaker 4Because, because they go all the way to 7A, 8a, I think, something like that, I think everybody from our region is Alabama's pretty big though the state? The state ain't that big.
Speaker 3There's a lot of motherfuckers in there though, oh okay, but the thing is like when you get up in that 7A shit, like that that's college, college, yeah, so that would be like 5 or 6A here in Arizona. I don't even think it would be this thing. I mean them motherfuckers, huge yeah.
Speaker 4I'm talking about DA. Well, big there and big here is totally different. No, they DA Country motherfuckers, they DA be like 279. Yeah, that's ridiculous. And then you see the offensive linemen 315. In high school we had one motherfucker, maybe Craig Hoffman.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that was like real.
Speaker 3Too near, Because I think our offensive line averages about what? 275? Shit? Oh, I know, that was back in the day, though. That 275 was big.
Speaker 4I'm saying we wasn't even that big.
Speaker 3Yeah, nah, shit. Our running back was like 210 or something like that. I tell you that's a big running back.
Speaker 4Our running backs was 185, 190.
Speaker 2Hey, I was going to say you got to go see Mad Max.
Speaker 3For.
Speaker 2Rosa.
Speaker 3I know you sent me that and I'm going to watch that.
Speaker 4Hey, but let's get back to bad boys real quick. What's that? Statute of limitations or something going?
Speaker 3on there With bad boys. Yeah, man come on man. These don't wait, no, fucking 40 years to put out a bad boy. Come on, man.
Speaker 4They say it's the best one.
Speaker 2You got to go watch it, Joe. We got to go see it, Joe.
Speaker 3We got to support our folks that's like them talking about. They're going to come out with a John Carter too. It's been 45 years, what's?
Speaker 4number four.
Speaker 3John Carter. This is number four.
Speaker 2Hey, I do want to see another Friday.
Speaker 4I don't think they're going to do it, though no, me neither.
Speaker 3They lost too much on that one.
Speaker 2I know when they did, Coming to America too. I wish I could unsee it, but at least I did support it.
Speaker 3I supported that I kind of liked it a little bit, but it was, you know, dog that was a classic. Coming to.
Speaker 2America was a classic, you know, I guess they should leave some shit alone.
Speaker 3Dog exactly you know it's like should leave some shit alone. It's like the first exorcist you should have left that shit alone, that last one. That very first one, that motherfucker wasn't no joke. That motherfucker wasn't no joke.
Speaker 2You remember that movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3That one was that very first one that scared me. That shit was crazy. But fuck me up when the dog had the man face on it. Dog man, listen, no, because the when you lay down and go to sleep, yeah, the pods copy you and they get up and kill you. But the dude laid down, the dog laid down.
Speaker 2See, now, I'm just thinking that was AI.
Speaker 3And the pod.
Speaker 2Now I'm just thinking, all these years later, I think that movie's from the 70s.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Now I'm just thinking, all these years later.
Speaker 3Well, you can probably make a really convincing one now. We probably should make one now.
Speaker 2Yeah, after people applaud people anyway. Hey, they clone Tyrone. I don't have nothing else to say, though. Shout out to Deja Kelly Skyler Diggins-Smith.
Speaker 4Diana Taurasi.
Speaker 2Diana Taurasi. Kaitlyn Clark, angel Reese, joe's favorite, cameron Brink. Those are supposed to beaurasi. Kaitlyn Clark, angel Reese, joe's favorite, cameron Brink.
Speaker 3My daughter's supposed to be coming back.
Speaker 2Joe.
Speaker 3Cameron.
Speaker 2Brink Favorite.
Speaker 3You like her, huh.
Speaker 2Yeah, I need to get me a Taylor Swift Taylor.
Speaker 4Swift, what White woman Are you, holla?