Nobody’s Talking Podcast
What Set You Claiming?
What happens when you mix a couple of colorful personalities, and a heap of Ohioan pride? You get an uproarious session filled with banter, wit, and unexpected twists. This episode of Nobody's Talking Podcast takes place at "Rodeo Joe's" Recording Studio and sets the stage for a laughter-packed journey. From the hilarity of mixing up basketball player Bree Hall with adult star Bree Olson to heated debates about Ohio’s claim on Steph Curry, we share spirited exchanges that will keep you entertained from start to finish.
Ever heard of someone driving on a suspended license and then shocking everyone by never having had a license at all? Buckle up as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a man who pulled off this feat, culminating in a two-day jail stay and an unbelievable Skype capture moment. The judge’s reaction is priceless, and our retelling of the events will leave you laughing and questioning reality. Tune in for the full story and join our lively discussions that make this episode a must-listen.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
What happens when you mix a couple of colorful personalities, and a heap of Ohioan pride? You get an uproarious session filled with banter, wit, and unexpected twists. This episode of Nobody's Talking Podcast takes place at "Rodeo Joe's" Recording Studio and sets the stage for a laughter-packed journey. From the hilarity of mixing up basketball player Bree Hall with adult star Bree Olson to heated debates about Ohio’s claim on Steph Curry, we share spirited exchanges that will keep you entertained from start to finish.
Ever heard of someone driving on a suspended license and then shocking everyone by never having had a license at all? Buckle up as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a man who pulled off this feat, culminating in a two-day jail stay and an unbelievable Skype capture moment. The judge’s reaction is priceless, and our retelling of the events will leave you laughing and questioning reality. Tune in for the full story and join our lively discussions that make this episode a must-listen.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:I'm not gonna hurt you. Yeah, you hear that Check.
Speaker 3:Before we get started, before we get to the introduction, we live.
Speaker 2:Speak now, baby Hold your peace In a new location? Well, not a new location, but another location. Are you stepping away we are coming to you from. Is it going to be Joe's Smokehouse, joe's Drinkhouse, shaq, joe's Shaq. Hey, see, no, I don't want to say that, because then we might have to pay. You know, we don't have no money.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's right.
Speaker 2:Well, that's Joe's.
Speaker 2:I'm not even saying it Okay, pay us. It is called Joe's Craft Shaq. Huh, yeah, yeah, so we can say Joe's Shaq. Yeah, here we go, there's. I'll be writing Joe got the background music I like all of a sudden, hey, joe, see why we never leave the studio, we on location. Hey, we might have to turn Moms Mabley down a little bit too. Just a little bit. I mean we appreciate it though we like the ambiance, but Just a little bit. I mean we appreciate it though we like the ambiance, but Uh-oh See, y'all don't get, y'all don't hear like all the.
Speaker 2:Man, you better not bring me that. Y'all don't get all the feedback I got to drive home. What is he being? Joe Puss?
Speaker 3:You know when I joined the Marine Corps. You know what they told me.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:You ain't a Marine until you're arrested.
Speaker 2:Anyway, I'm just going to sip it. Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We appreciate everybody here. We have a non-speaking guest that won't talk. Yeah, she's going to make a series of grunts, but you might hear something in the background. She's speaking Spanish, but anyway, I am Bosco and welcome. Wait, hold on. Y'all want to say who you are.
Speaker 3:The one and only Rodeo Joe oh hell and ready to go.
Speaker 2:You've been drinking Rodeo Joe.
Speaker 4:I've been drinking.
Speaker 2:I've been drinking and you can toss him up because you can just go right to the couch and pass out.
Speaker 3:I ain't going to the couch. If I drink too many. I'm going to Fresh Friday. If I drink too many, I go just like I am. Hey, dog, that's how you do it. Yeah, take a little cigar with me and sit back there and enjoy myself. Yeah, hell yeah To Rodeo Joe's left, to my left over, there is the one and only it's Sherrod.
Speaker 2:AKA Silky. They used to call me Silky.
Speaker 4:Silky.
Speaker 2:Smoove Johnson, johnson Johnson Silky.
Speaker 1:Silky Johnson.
Speaker 2:Man y'all good, it's been a minute since it's been all of us huh, yeah, it's been a minute A couple weeks. It's been a minute Steve been missing in action.
Speaker 4:Chris was here last week.
Speaker 2:Man, how many more people y'all gonna name from Ohio? That's what I want to know. Charles Gladman God dang, I shouldn't have asked the question.
Speaker 3:Scott Powers Shouldn't have asked the question, and the list goes on and on.
Speaker 2:He named 20 a couple weeks ago, then last week he named another 20. Carlos Clipper, ronnie Carroll I ain't never heard of them. I just want the famous ones.
Speaker 4:James.
Speaker 5:Ingram.
Speaker 2:I heard of James Ingram. Why I receive him. Miss America, jane Kennedy, she from Ohio, right, hey, do you know that chick on Madam Web, the pretty little Hispanic girl? She's pretty, I like her. You know that chick on Madam Web, what's her name? The pretty little Hispanic girl? Oh, she's pretty, I like her. You know why.
Speaker 4:Because she's from.
Speaker 2:Ohio. Any reason why she's pretty Nigga it is Bree Hall. Bree Hall's from Ohio. She's a porn star. Oh my God, I don't believe you said that, man. She played for South Carolina, the basketball team.
Speaker 1:She played for South.
Speaker 2:Carolina. Oh, the basketball team, the basketball Bree. How in the hell do you know? Why am I thinking? Bree Olsen.
Speaker 3:How do you get Bree Olsen confused? I don't know, man.
Speaker 2:I've been drinking too. Wait you done, poured me this little sip. Now I'm over here.
Speaker 3:Is Bree Olsen white or black? He said you had two sips and you thinking about porn, I don't know. Oh, he said, let me revisit this here. Let's stick him here. Hold up man, he can have two sips. I don't drink like you. Joe, and now he's thinking about porn. There's a lot of porn chicks that you break.
Speaker 2:It usually takes me a half a bottle to get to porn Usually.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying, I'm just saying your tolerance is greater than mine. I mean, don't worry.
Speaker 1:I like porn.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to judge you or nothing, but it usually takes a little longer to get there. Hey, like I said, your tolerance is longer than mine, but you are younger though, so he went straight to it, huh he went right there, dog.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of porn chicks named Bree, I think.
Speaker 1:Man, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I can look oh this, and even from Akron Keith Yancey, dejuan McClendon.
Speaker 3:From Ohio.
Speaker 2:We are from.
Speaker 3:Wichita, you can't.
Speaker 2:Steph Curry, you can't forget my man. I'm not going to even claim him. You're not going to claim.
Speaker 3:Steph, I can't dude, he was born in England. Hey, you can't forget my man, Hubie.
Speaker 2:Hey, he claim, you're not gonna claim stuff.
Speaker 3:Okay, dude, he was born hey you can't forget my man, hubie. Hey, he was born. He was born there. Hey, it's the same thing. What's hubie's last name? Oliver, hubie, oliver, and can't forget hubie man, philadelphia eagles.
Speaker 2:Okay, now steph was born. Listen, you're from I say you're from where you went to high school. Or I even give you dream, I say junior high school.
Speaker 3:I think. I think you from where you started to develop well, your personality is okay, that's where you're from so say you cuz you go to high school. Anyway, this nigga went to 20 high schools.
Speaker 2:He went to how many?
Speaker 3:Only went to one high school.
Speaker 2:He's from Washington.
Speaker 3:State.
Speaker 2:I went to a lot of elementary schools, but only went to one high school.
Speaker 3:So you don't know where you're from, because you left your identity at about eight schools.
Speaker 5:I don't agree with you because I went to high school here, junior high, and I don't agree with you. I went to high school here, junior high, and I don't consider Myself from here. I consider myself From Mexico. I was born and raised Until I was 10, 11.
Speaker 2:Do you have US citizenship?
Speaker 3:Come on.
Speaker 5:I'm asking.
Speaker 3:Are you going to marry her?
Speaker 5:I don't need papers, I'm just saying you got papers. I got papers.
Speaker 2:I'm like damn, we about to call ICE up in here. I know, I'm just saying so you're claiming Mexico. So you're claiming you're from Mexico, but you're basically raised here.
Speaker 3:She said she's from Mexico.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I claim myself from Mexico, even though I've been here longer, but it's still like you, like when you're little. Like you remember all that, like you're. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So I claim Texas. I went to grade school in Texas. I also went to grade school in New York. I also went to grade school in Germany. I went to high school in Washington, but I claimed Texas. But I've lived here the longest hey. Joe, I'm from the AK Rowdy.
Speaker 3:I'm from Choctaw County, choctaw.
Speaker 2:County, wire to wire, from beginning to end.
Speaker 3:You know what my elementary school name was what?
Speaker 1:East Choctaw I'm like you can't even make that up.
Speaker 3:No, I believe you. Okay, then I'm from Choctaw.
Speaker 2:So what would you say?
Speaker 3:That I'm from Alabama.
Speaker 2:So you said, you did, you, even you went to, you went to, you went to Like Junior high, junior high, here too.
Speaker 3:Okay. What junior high school you went to?
Speaker 5:It's not anymore, but it used to be Called Supai Middle School.
Speaker 1:You're in.
Speaker 5:Scottsdale. I was in the.
Speaker 1:Booty area. Are you in Scottsdale?
Speaker 5:Damn, I know right, booty, that explains a lot. No, excuse me. Damn, I know right, booze, that explains a lot. Excuse me.
Speaker 1:I feel offended you over here better than us.
Speaker 2:That explains a lot she over here thinking she better than us, aren't you?
Speaker 3:No, I didn't say that. But you know you got that swag, you do kind of got the swag.
Speaker 2:You got that boozy girl swag that's got the swag, got that boot that bougie girl swag that. Scottsdale swag yeah.
Speaker 5:Who would have thought there were very few Mexicans back in what, 1995?
Speaker 3:Well, y'all had Wonder Woman over there in Scottsdale. What happened? You had Wonder Woman, wonder Woman.
Speaker 2:She don't know. Wonder Woman.
Speaker 3:Who Wonder?
Speaker 2:Woman is Linda Carter.
Speaker 1:She don't know. Wonder Woman is yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I didn't know that. I saw her years ago at Target Way way out.
Speaker 3:She's beautiful Wonder Woman. Nobody knew she was Mexican.
Speaker 5:She Mexican. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, she hit it.
Speaker 2:Remember Daisy Duke?
Speaker 3:We talked about that Daisy Duke, daisy Duke's Mexican. Yeah, yeah, and nobody knew it.
Speaker 2:Wow, so there's a light-skinned Mexican, like the white Mexican. You're from Mexico City.
Speaker 5:No, I'm from Jalisco.
Speaker 2:Jalisco.
Speaker 5:Mm-hmm, Like the Estrella Jalisco where he's drinking.
Speaker 2:So they call Mexicans from Mexico City Chilango.
Speaker 5:Correct. Why is that? I don't even know why. Chilango. I don't know what that means, but you can definitely identify somebody that is from Mexico City, just like the way they speak. I had two co-workers. One of them was from Mexico City.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say they all got both nines. So yeah, a long time ago I had two co-workers and they were both Mexican. One was from Mexico City and the other one was like hey.
Speaker 5:Chilongo, chilongo and all this. So I'm like, is that offensive? No, they might take it as offensive, but no.
Speaker 2:But you can tell.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah you can tell.
Speaker 5:Okay, then I was at work one day and somebody called and wanted a pineapple?
Speaker 3:Oh hell. Well, I'm just saying I don't know what the pineapple means.
Speaker 5:I don't know he's a pineapple though what? The hell does that mean? Here in the States do they call people differently, like if you're from Ohio. Do they call you like do you guys have a nickname?
Speaker 2:Nigga, nigga, no, no, I'm messing around, okay.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, they just be like. That's just black to black Uppity diggers we call them southern blacks. Oh, you trying to like what are they called from different states?
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no, there's nothing.
Speaker 3:No, not really. I mean, you know, back in the day you know they would try to call us southern Bama and shit like that yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But it didn't really catch on.
Speaker 3:Hey, I was proud to be a.
Speaker 2:Bama yeah, no, it was just. No, it was pretty much just.
Speaker 5:You're from Ohio, yeah that's it.
Speaker 2:It was just from.
Speaker 5:Ohioans.
Speaker 2:Like you're from Ohio, you from Texas.
Speaker 5:Just like.
Speaker 2:California. He's from Alabama.
Speaker 5:Californians, californians.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah, we're just being Ohioans, ohioans, yeah, but there's no actual.
Speaker 5:In Mexico there's only a few states that they have like different nicknames.
Speaker 2:Like where they have? Oh okay, like as far as what?
Speaker 5:Well, like Yucatan, that's another state and they also have a nickname I can't remember.
Speaker 2:Oh so Yucatan, Jalisco.
Speaker 5:No, Jalisco, like they will call me just Jaliciense, Jaliciense.
Speaker 2:So that's where Canelo's from right. Canelo Alvarez. What's the biggest state in Mexico? Y'all love Canelo Alvarez. What's the biggest state in Mexico? Y'all love Canelo Alvarez. Huh, mexico City. What is Rocky Point?
Speaker 5:Really.
Speaker 2:I don't know what state that's in.
Speaker 5:Sonora.
Speaker 2:Sonora. Okay, so I see a lot of Sonora license plates, so that's because they're. Is that the closest state to the border?
Speaker 5:That's one of them.
Speaker 1:One of the closest states. One of the closest.
Speaker 2:Now, anyway, let's get to this dude that drove to the to the courthouse and had his license suspended Enough on geography. Now it's time to get back to silliness. How dumb. What in the hell? You know? I'm listening to my favorite podcast of all time, Johnny's House. That's where I get a lot of my information Shout out to the whole crew, and on there Brian gave a report that dude don't even have his license, Like he don't have his license at all. Never got a license, Never. He's never got a license.
Speaker 2:I thought he had a license. No remember how they said, his license was suspended.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Dog. They said he never had a license Dog. So that dude there's it's just. When I saw the story I just couldn't believe it, and the judge was just so dumbfounded I started to think and they said he did go to jail. I guess he spent two days in jail.
Speaker 5:So what was the story? Because I have no idea. Oh, you haven't heard the story. You talking about the guy that called from the.
Speaker 3:He was on Skype Driving.
Speaker 2:Yeah, send it to me and we'll play it on there. I can find the story. Yeah, if y'all don't know, we're going to play the pop. We're going to do the thing. Hey, it might be old Siri talking on the thing. I tell you, man, joe got his studio rigged. We're going to have a lot of background going on.
Speaker 3:We done.
Speaker 2:You find it. I'm looking for it right now. We're talking about the guy with the Right.
Speaker 3:He was on.
Speaker 2:They said, he never had a license. He was on Zoom and he was driving on a suspended license right no, that's the new story is he never had it, he never had his license wow, yeah, they were saying so he never even had. He did go to jail for two days, so it was in Michigan. Look, here we go, right here. Hold on, here we go After the advertisement runs out Tanzania, tanzania.
Speaker 4:Tanzania. Are you driving, Ashley? I'm pulling into my doctor's office actually, so just give me one second. I'm parking right now, hey.
Speaker 3:I think we are going to make that trip to Morocco.
Speaker 4:Are you stationary?
Speaker 1:I'm pointing right now at the second.
Speaker 4:Yes, I am All right. What are we doing?
Speaker 5:Your Honor, we are respectfully requesting an adjournment in this matter, possibly two to four weeks, if the court would allow.
Speaker 4:See that, okay. So maybe I don't understand something. This is a driver with a license suspended.
Speaker 1:That is correct, your Honor.
Speaker 4:And he was just driving and he didn't have a license.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 5:That's what the charge is. Your Honor, yes.
Speaker 4:No, I'm looking at his record. He doesn't have a license, he's suspended and he's just driving.
Speaker 5:That is correct, your Honor.
Speaker 2:That almost seems like it's a spoof. Is this real? For me, yeah, no, it's real, it's 100% real. You see how the judge looked at him like uh, am I being punk?
Speaker 3:You never know If he never had a license.
Speaker 5:How the license is being suspended.
Speaker 2:That's what I want to understand.
Speaker 5:He probably had an ID.
Speaker 2:It just popped up One minute.
Speaker 1:Mr Harris, I'm with you.
Speaker 3:He never had a license. If he never had a license, you can't suspend it. That's what I want to know too.
Speaker 2:That's the new story that's coming out. That story popped up too. Hold on, what about?
Speaker 4:that he never even had a license. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So we giving this all to you? I didn't even know why he would do that.
Speaker 4:So defendant's bond is revoked in this matter. Defendant is turning himself into the Washington County jail by 6 pm today. Failure to turn himself in will result in a bench warrant with no bond.
Speaker 3:A little bit closer to me. Okay, that's good, thank you.
Speaker 4:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Your Honor, mr Harris, I'll be giving you a call.
Speaker 4:Okay Calls the case. People versus Maya Isom.
Speaker 2:Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 4:Did you see something? Yeah, I'm about to send it to you right now man, you gotta be careful now now.
Speaker 2:But hey, here's something else. I'm glad we have a young lady present. Right, I am too no, you tired of looking at us. Joe present Right I am too no. You tired of looking at us, Joe.
Speaker 3:We ain't pretty like that. We ain't cute, joe. I'm cockeyed right now. I got one eye crooked Like what the Alright. No, okay wait.
Speaker 1:Forrest.
Speaker 2:Whitaker, let's see what was the uh.
Speaker 4:I sent you. Is this the uh never?
Speaker 2:had a license. But my thing is like why could you be so stupid? Escape the zoom while driving.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they called it dude listen, I would.
Speaker 2:I would have just sat up here and act like. I was a passenger? Yeah, he had. He had to call in. They didn't call him. He had to call in. I would have just acted like I was a passenger, you just drove one on, or yeah. He was like I'm parking right now, yeah.
Speaker 3:Why did he just say that I'm parking right now? I'm parking right now, I'm about to come in the building. No, he wasn't. He claimed he was at a doctor's appointment right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm on my way to my doctor's appointment. Yeah, you got to get healthy, so I guess that doctor's appointment gets you out of. He wasn't at no damn doctor's appointment, dog.
Speaker 3:Come on. Well, no, but I'm just saying, like you know, they want him healthy so he can go to jail.
Speaker 2:That dude was pulling up to ride to Rips or the dispensary, or the dispensary, or the dispensary exactly. I just don't get how you can be so. And the fact that the judge was like the judge. You see the judge face yeah like he was in disbelief, like you. Well, hell, no, I'm gonna tell you what the judge. I'm gonna tell y'all what the judge was saying in his head, because I'm not a judge and the judge is super professional. But I guarantee the judge was like this nigga Seriously, for real.
Speaker 3:He had that, this nigga face didn't he, I knew you was going to say that For real. Oh, I was thinking the same shit.
Speaker 2:That's when I was watching it Did you see his lawyer. She was like uh, no, she was probably like she was cracking up dog.
Speaker 3:I can't even defend you. He's a dumbass For real. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:She was saying like oh, he's a dumbass I can't defend you, I can't even take the judge in the back Right.
Speaker 3:I can't help you at all.
Speaker 2:Man Right.
Speaker 3:You know man.
Speaker 2:That dog. That's a damn shame man. What in the hell?
Speaker 3:Some people I know I called you. I called him yesterday. Right, I'm gonna go ahead and say this and I know I'm gonna get a lot of trouble for it. I tried to support the WNBA.
Speaker 2:We're getting cancelled.
Speaker 3:I tried to support it, though, but I can't do it. Oh lord, you can come for me if you want to Go ahead. I tried to support it, though, but I can't do it. Oh Lord man. You can come for me if you want to, but I just can't fucking do it bro.
Speaker 3:You done, fell off already. Joe man, I'm watching the game. Nigga you down by 10, three minutes left of the game and y'all running around trying to run set plays and burnt up a whole fucking minute just to get one shot. You got to let it fly you just got to shoot the ball who the fuck is this coach?
Speaker 2:Huh, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Who was playing. Do you remember? Seriously, it was the Dream, I think. Atlanta.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, atlanta, whatever I'm like man, you got to be kidding me. Y'all got to'all gotta launch this thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let it go.
Speaker 3:You know, try to catch up. I didn't sign up For this shit.
Speaker 2:They still. So it is tough to watch the WNBA, I ain't gonna lie. It is but the hype that I'm just.
Speaker 3:You're gonna say, caitlyn Clark, no listen.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to say Caitlin Clark, I'm just tired of the hype around it.
Speaker 3:right now You're going to say Caitlin Clark. Just say it, get it out of the chest Listen they talk about football, they talk about basketball.
Speaker 2:NFL drives this sports. But I'm just saying they can't talk about that all the time.
Speaker 1:I understand.
Speaker 2:Man stop. I'm just sick and tired of it.
Speaker 3:now You're living like I was trying to watch it and I'm just like NFL players.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie, I haven't even. I mean I watch, but I'm trying to watch the WNBA.
Speaker 3:I haven't watched, I tried to watch. They need to come out In motherfucking bikinis or something.
Speaker 1:Oh my god Damn, this is some bullshit here, I said Fuck it, I love.
Speaker 3:She cut. What's her name? The one that was married to Waller. What was his name? Oh, kelsey Plum. Yeah, shit, let her run up and down In a bikini.
Speaker 4:I watched that motherfucker 48 minutes.
Speaker 3:Speaking of that. Jump here.
Speaker 2:Waller came out with the song yeah, because they're getting a divorce, so he dropped the song For her. Yeah, why'd it get messy what it wasn't?
Speaker 1:messy. He was a fucking addict.
Speaker 2:He's going to retire. They say he might retire. Eh, he was. Is he going to retire, so they can stay together. The Giants are expecting him to retire? No, because remember they were together when he was in Las Vegas. Yes, so I guess it's a young lady. Her name is Kelsey.
Speaker 4:Plum Kelsey Plum.
Speaker 2:She plays in Las Vegas and her husband used to play in Las Vegas for the Raiders. Then he got traded to New York.
Speaker 3:so he was clowning though bro with the song no, he ain't talking about the song, he's talking about his bullshit in general.
Speaker 2:I don't know. He was an addict at first, but then he cleaned up. Yeah he was nice the last few years last year he wasn't really that nice. I spent a damn year when he was with the Raiders.
Speaker 3:Man, I spent so long in AA. Oh hell, Shit that didn't work.
Speaker 2:That didn't work.
Speaker 3:I'll just tell you no, it didn't.
Speaker 2:It didn't work at all. You ain't an alcoholic, Well you listen to AA people. I am cause you have a drink everyday yeah back then.
Speaker 3:I slowed down, it slowed. Age gets up with you. You be like fuck it, I don't. I can't recover as fast as I used to right now. It used to be like 8 hours, now it's 16 hours, then 16 hours, then 24 hours. I gotta take a fucking day off. You know what I mean. Like it is Everything ain't happening with age.
Speaker 2:It's like no, that's true, that's just what.
Speaker 3:In general, it's like Not even with alcohol. Like a fuck boy. Ain't gonna settle down Until his dick don't work.
Speaker 1:I'm just being real, like I'm just saying, that's not true.
Speaker 3:It bullshit that I'm just being real. That's not true. They can change as long as that motherfucker operational. He ain't settling down.
Speaker 2:That brings me to a story.
Speaker 3:So I heard that shit don't work out the way.
Speaker 2:Alright. So I heard a story on the radio. So this porn star I don't know his name. Back to the porn. Don't you judge me, don't you sit there and judge me. It was on the radio.
Speaker 3:Judge his ass alright, so we ain't got a bottle of liquor. A male porn star right he can't.
Speaker 2:So he you know he's a porn star. He tries to date regular, you know, and it's hard for him to get dates because he's a porn star, right that ain't it. Would you settle down with a porn star?
Speaker 1:Yes, if you knew she was a porn star yes, no, I would, you wouldn't settle down with a porn star Because she freaky.
Speaker 2:But everybody deserves a second chance.
Speaker 3:She freaky bro.
Speaker 4:Not in my books.
Speaker 2:No see, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I mean so just If you don't talk to him.
Speaker 3:That don't mean Her story Ain't got shit to do With what we got going on. That's in the past.
Speaker 2:So you talking about An ex-porn star? Yeah, say it's an ex-porn star. I'm just saying what she did in the past Ain't my business. Would you date a?
Speaker 3:current porn star. I can't judge you On what you did in the past.
Speaker 2:We all did some fucked up shit in the past. We all have. Though Would you be serious with a porn star? Bring her around your boys and be like hey, this is my girlfriend, ex-porn star. I'd be like man. I jacked off to you. I came to you and jacked off to your girlfriend, I'm like oh damn.
Speaker 3:You must never seen Sanford and Son. You get five across the lips. You gotta ask for permission To say some shit like that, like oh damn yeah you can't say that About nobody girl, I ain't gonna say that About your girl.
Speaker 2:But hey, nah, but I'm just saying I'll be like hey Bosco man, hey Joe's girl.
Speaker 3:But you can't still. You know, I don't care if she was or was not. You can't disrespect her though. No, no.
Speaker 2:I would never disrespect her. Okay, then I wouldn't be like we just sit here talking shit yeah no, I wouldn't I mean that's, I wouldn't be like you know what I mean, oh yeah. I wouldn't be like you just don't know about it when I did it. No, I wouldn't tell you directly. Joe, I did. I told your girlfriend, but I'm about to take Bosco to the side and he like Well why would you do that? That's Bree, but why would?
Speaker 2:you do that, I busted off your girlfriend he be like oh shit, I busted off to a girlfriend, he'd be like oh shit, I busted off to her too. He'd know who she is. Yeah, he throw me in there. I'm just saying no, but in general, in general, it don't have to be Bosco, it could have been. If I'm comfortable enough to bring her around y'all motherfuckers, then I already know Okay, that's respect.
Speaker 3:I respect that. You got yeah, bro.
Speaker 2:Okay, now wait. What about a current porn star? I mean if she's working, no current, she's less yeah she's working.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying You're saying she's working, I'm just saying no, I'm just saying no, he's talking about ex.
Speaker 2:I'm asking another question. Oh, would you date a current?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'd date one, yeah, so that would you be the same thing applies if she would date her, but I'm just saying though it ain't like we're going to get married or nothing. I mean, you know well, strippers, strippers, strippers, different yeah.
Speaker 5:Because they just show their body.
Speaker 2:Hey no, they ain't T-Pain is in love with a stripper.
Speaker 3:I, like you, never been no private room. Shut up.
Speaker 5:Well, I never been into it. I, I will not what you don't need to go.
Speaker 3:It's a dark road. Don't go down there. You need to experience it at least once.
Speaker 2:No, you don't.
Speaker 3:At least once you seen one, you seen them all exactly so experience one.
Speaker 2:You look better than all of them, so they gonna be mad when you walk in there go to Dirty's.
Speaker 3:They got a good sandwich.
Speaker 2:Wait, no, hold on. You've eaten at a no dude, a whole bunch of people. I've eaten at a man, please, hey, I was like Where's Dirty's?
Speaker 3:at Dirty's got a. You ain't ate Dirty's because you know where it's at, motherfucker.
Speaker 2:It's a goddamn beautiful, is that? The one on Grand.
Speaker 3:They got a chicken sandwich. Ain't no joke Is that the one on. Grand man. I remember back in the day no motherfucker had a chicken sandwich, fries and a goddamn beer for like $7.
Speaker 1:How long ago and you can no about three years ago Three four years ago.
Speaker 2:I've eaten that one before that was their lunch special. I've eaten that one before lunch, yeah.
Speaker 3:You can go down and Eat lunch, man, watch a little bit of show, go back to work Dirties.
Speaker 2:Sales reps, take us and go. Hey, let's go to lunch.
Speaker 3:Where's Dirties at. You know how many times that place saved my job, dirties is on.
Speaker 5:So, I have a question for you guys. So let's just say, you have your girlfriend, right?
Speaker 3:Uh-huh.
Speaker 5:And then she decides to become a stripper. Will you still be with her?
Speaker 3:No, I have to support her. No, I would Support her. No, I'd support her.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, we're together before she becomes a straight girl.
Speaker 5:Yeah, before, no, why? Yeah, she's doing it for me. I'd support her.
Speaker 3:I mean, you know she's hot and shit, she's making a lot of money. Yeah, I'd support her.
Speaker 2:I mean I think it would depend on the situation. Hey nigga man, come on, you would dog.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you would Keep it 100. I live by my pimp, fantasy and everything, nah, why?
Speaker 2:Because why would I want to support her going to show her body? That's my body, how is it your body? I mean, she, my girl, that's my body. She still don't belong. I mean, if she wants to go strip, then she belongs to the streets and you ain't seen Hustle and Flow then. She belongs to the streets, then hey, the streets can happen.
Speaker 3:Look, hey, you ain't seen Hustle and Flow either.
Speaker 2:I've seen Hustle and Flow.
Speaker 5:She ain't necessarily belong to you, so that's your comments and that's your opinion, so you will support her.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you will stay with her.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you, yeah, you will trust her fully.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like she will go to work.
Speaker 5:She will do her thing.
Speaker 3:Come home to you, yeah, and then when she come home, you will not be like, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, hell yeah. That's gonna go home when she come home. Let me tell you something Like when she come home Bitch. Nah, it ain't either Come let me swear she come home.
Speaker 3:With the extra thousand dollars In her pocket, like hold up when she come home. Believe it or not, when she come home she gonna be ready. I understand that.
Speaker 2:But when she come home, that one night she got extra thousand dollars in her pocket. I knew it, I'm telling you. I'm telling you you got all the bills this month.
Speaker 3:I knew somebody who, a long time ago, on the phone all day yeah, that's different though.
Speaker 2:So you were dating a phone sex operator? Let me tell you, though, no. But so why not a stripper?
Speaker 3:because. But after talking to some of them freaky dudes, they call you they man, you need to get over here. I'm like, okay, I'm clocking out for lunch right now?
Speaker 2:yeah, I'll do that, because they don't see the phone sex operator.
Speaker 3:They see, that's not what I'm saying, okay wait, no, go ahead, joe. What I'm saying is if she's a stripper, she's devoted to you.
Speaker 2:Now, remember Now, when she come home she going to be ready to go.
Speaker 3:I understand that you need to save yourself.
Speaker 2:Okay, wait, so put some stipulations on it. Yeah, there's got to be stipulations. So what if y'all been together three years? What stipulations you going to put on it? No, I'm saying you've been together three years. Is she a faithful? You thinking, you thinking no, I'm saying you thinking about getting married and all that. Then she was like, oh, I need extra money.
Speaker 1:So I think I want to strip, so you're going to leave her after three years.
Speaker 2:But the fact that she came. No, but we already said that we would, I know.
Speaker 3:I would support her but I feel like the fact that she came to you and said you know I need extra money. I want to show you I think she's done it before. That's what I would think.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you've been knowing her for three years, though, yeah yeah, but I think she's done it before yeah but that's not.
Speaker 3:You need to hear there, because the past is past. But if she goes to strip, yeah, you're gonna put stipulations on it. You know what I mean. But you know you're gonna be sitting up here, on up here.
Speaker 2:Because you know a man's mind, the way our minds work, boy, so you'd be sitting up here. I know somebody at that club is knocking it down.
Speaker 3:Listen, I know it, you ain't coming home with that much money Free.
Speaker 2:Okay, listen, and I'm keeping it 100. When I was in college, I dated a stripper.
Speaker 3:Okay, she happened to be my neighbor I dated a stripper.
Speaker 2:Your neighbor was a stripper, gotcha. So again in my mind I'm in college, I'm young. All I thought about was oh damn, she's a stripper. So you were a pussy whoop? No, I wasn't a pussy whoop.
Speaker 3:Again. No, I wasn't Because you was upset with her.
Speaker 2:No, I wasn't. I wasn't upset. You know why I wasn't upset? Because, one, I knew she was a stripper and, two, I knew I wasn't going to be long term with her. So like for me it was just fun. I'm not marrying a stripper dog.
Speaker 3:The heart won't.
Speaker 1:The heart won't, you cannot control. I'm going to tell you something about it. Do you think you're better than a stripper?
Speaker 2:When her boyfriend got out of jail, I had to break up with her anyway. Oh my God, that's a whole different thing. So that's I mean.
Speaker 3:but for real.
Speaker 2:But she was talking about leaving him for me and I was like, no, you good, you just a stand-in. No, no, she was going to leave him for me. But let me tell you about that love, that's what she said you can't control that shit.
Speaker 3:Nah, I think you can. You fall in love with a motherfucker, I don't give a shit. You think you can, I think you can.
Speaker 1:You can control your heart, I think you can. You can control your heart. You can't.
Speaker 2:Listen. No, you can't bro.
Speaker 5:No, you can't.
Speaker 2:Right now.
Speaker 3:I can't.
Speaker 2:No, you can't. You can control your heart. Controlling it really is just fighting it.
Speaker 3:I understand that, but that's still a form of control, right I?
Speaker 4:understand that no.
Speaker 3:The heart won't and it's going to find a way to get it.
Speaker 2:You can sit up here and find out.
Speaker 3:if you want to, you can find a way to get it.
Speaker 2:You can sit up here and be like okay, well, I'm not going to talk to this stripper, right, but you know them three years have been the best three years of your life, no I understand that I understand that.
Speaker 2:So them three years she got your back, y'all done stuff, and then all of a sudden she wants to become a stripper and you're going to be like but see, in my mind I'm thinking, why do you want to become a stripper? If it's for financial reasons, then I'm not mine, I'm working harder so she doesn't have to do that, because why do I want to put my woman?
Speaker 4:out there. I don't want to work hard.
Speaker 2:I'm going to let her go be a stripper.
Speaker 1:See, so I can work less.
Speaker 2:If I love her.
Speaker 1:I don't want one Right.
Speaker 3:Joe, go ahead Shake what your mama gave you.
Speaker 2:Shake what your mama gave you.
Speaker 4:If I love her I don't want her showing her body off to nobody else.
Speaker 2:So see, that's what I'm thinking, so in my mind, if I love her. You sitting here with some real ones.
Speaker 4:I understand that, but in my mind, if I love my woman.
Speaker 2:I don't want her out there on that pole shaking her.
Speaker 5:I don't want her out there. It all depends where you're coming from, Like how you've been raised.
Speaker 2:Man look, hey, you got to get cocaine. I love my woman, so hey, you want her to go shake the pole or you want her to go suck dick she ain't going to do nothing.
Speaker 3:She ain't going to do neither.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying neither. No, I'm just saying, if I love a motherfucker like that, exactly.
Speaker 3:And if she want to be a stripper, nigga, I'm going to have a pole in this bitch.
Speaker 5:It's not that she wants to, it's financial so that's.
Speaker 2:The stipulation is that you need the money.
Speaker 3:See, here's the thing. It's not like oh, I want to go show my body. If you, my woman, you ain't got to worry about no finance, exactly. But if you want to go do that shit on your own, get you some extra money. That's on you. But I'm going to have a pole in this bitch. So what you do for them niggas, you're going to do for me. That's all I'm saying. I ain't going to be lacking. You swaying from a wicker basket and that motherfucker you're going to have a whisker back in this motherfucker. Hey, what?
Speaker 1:See if my woman wants to go strip who?
Speaker 2:I'm just saying if I'm with a woman that wants to go strip. That means she wants the streets dog.
Speaker 3:I don't give a fuck what she wants she wants the streets. So you saying I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2:I want. I agree with that. I'll tell you so all strippers I'm not All strippers want the streets. No, I'm not saying all strippers want the streets, I'm just saying a woman like her, scenario Right, right If she's with you if she wants to go strip, she wants the streets, yeah. Now if I come into the situation she's stripping and then she wants to be with me, that's a different situation Right right.
Speaker 1:But if she's with me, she want to go strip, she wants to strip. I'll tell you what I think.
Speaker 2:The best solution is, I say, you accidentally release a sex tape on OnlyFans.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you something bro If she want to strip, she strip, but we're going to have a practice poll in the house and whatever you do, at that club.
Speaker 1:you're doing it for me, Freaky.
Speaker 3:I ain't bullshitting, I don't play that.
Speaker 2:Joe, don't believe you. Joe, you ready If you had a woman, you ready to go to Dirty's? Huh, uh-huh, he ready to go to Dirty's.
Speaker 3:You fuck around and find out if you want to Bushka? No, that's the one.
Speaker 1:I saw Alaska.
Speaker 2:Bushka.
Speaker 3:I don't even know, what that is. The thing about, like, just say, infidelity and all that shit. Most people can deal with infidelity. You know. What they can't deal with is a motherfucker getting more than they get, Because you think about it like, say, a woman cheats on a man or whatever and his mind is like this bitch been taking this and that, doing this and that, and won't do shit with me.
Speaker 2:I had to wait for my birthday to get this shit.
Speaker 3:Maybe she's tired of the nigga. You know what I mean. Right, nigga, there ain't got damn so many fucking positions you can do. Yeah but she's tired. Baby Sex is sex, nigga.
Speaker 2:I understand that.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing, about it though Sex is sex. If the motherfucker ain't up the par, it's your job to coach your motherfucker up. That's your job. Coach him up, joe, coach him up. If they your job, coach them up, joe Coach them up. If they ain't doing what you like and you ain't doing what they like, y'all need to sit in the doctor and look, I like you, lick my ass or some shit, go ahead. And then she say no, I don't do that anymore. Well, god damn it, you might as well. I'm going to do yours.
Speaker 4:But what?
Speaker 3:we do, I'm just saying, though what we doing here Is what we do. We ain't got to discuss With nobody else.
Speaker 2:Right, right, you know what I'm saying. No, that's true. We ain't got to discuss With nobody else Listen what you do Behind Closed doors. Is y'all's business.
Speaker 3:You know the old saying Nobody knows where the nose goes when the doors are closed. But no, but you gotta no, but seriously. The dozer closed, but no, but you gotta no, but seriously, if you like some shit.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying it's communication. You should tell her hey, I like that, keep doing that shit, yeah. And if she likes some shit.
Speaker 3:she's like I like that. Do that shit yeah. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Keep it spicy, I get it. Do that shit. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3:Keep it spicy. I get it. You got to do that, I understand that, and the problem is that motherfuckers get bored and now they want to go try something new, like new coochies. I don't know if it's necessarily that yeah, it is. They get bored Nah.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 5:If it's necessarily that, oh hell with it. They get bored bro. Why men cheat?
Speaker 3:Huh, why men cheat I?
Speaker 2:think why men cheat is not because they're bored. Why they cheat?
Speaker 5:Because they're animals, we don't know that Men are opportunists.
Speaker 3:I don't think To a point. Ain't no man gonna If this motherfucker putting that shit down at home, you ain't gonna go out your way to fuck that up. If it falls in your lap, you might not turn it down, Then you might turn it down, you never know. But it ain't no motherfucker going to go out of the way. We just opportunists. We ain't going to go out of our way to do shit Like I know.
Speaker 2:No, I understand that I ain't going to go out my way like hey, motherfucker, be like.
Speaker 3:hey, I live on 67. Damn bitch, that's seven miles past my house. I'm going home, right, you know, because the motherfucker putting it down at home.
Speaker 2:Right, right right.
Speaker 3:You know, a lot of times a man cheat is like this shit, like check this out, this is real. This is going to fuck you up right here I Check this out. This is going to fuck you up. Right here I could be sitting in the bar. I have a 50-50 chance to get some ass in the bar 50-50 chance 50-50 chance at the bar.
Speaker 3:I got 10% at home Bars. That's why men cheat right there. I'm just being real, that's it. We gonna do it just like that. I'm gonna leave it right there and I'm done with the cheating thing.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, we are done think about that shit.
Speaker 3:I'm done. Think about that shit. Your math ain't mathin' Joe. 10%, man, please go home. You got 10%, go man, please go home. You got 10%, nigga. You should Go the fuck home. 10%. That's what a married man got 10 motherfucking percent Nigga, 10% and on. You got to fight through the kids. You got to fight through the dog. You got to do this here. Now the motherfucker. All that shit done. I'm too tired.
Speaker 4:All the friends are over. We can do it tomorrow right, wake the motherfucker up.
Speaker 3:Oh, you woke me up too early, you woke me up too late.
Speaker 2:Man, we taking Joe, we talking Joe in a row and then no, no, I'm just saying I don't think that's necessarily true If your wife is truly into you and then you I gotta pee.
Speaker 3:You don't wanna hear that. So you be the motherfucker In the bar. You don't give a fuck, she don't give a fuck. You gonna go all out. Bam, that's some good shit. But then you willing To risk that Because you got a 50% chance here. Hey, 10% at home.
Speaker 2:What if she says she gotta pee? She gotta pee With the 50% With the 50%, with the 50%.
Speaker 3:At the bar. She let you pee on her. I know it At the bar. There it is. It's unbridled at the bar.
Speaker 2:Play the outro At the bar it's unbridled.
Speaker 3:Play the outro it's unbridled.
Speaker 2:Hey Joe going to deliver.
Speaker 3:No, it's unbridled at the bar, though. I'm just telling you right now. The majority of the time, and women the same way.
Speaker 1:No, no, no no.
Speaker 3:Like you go home and that's a woman who's really like see, everybody want a woman who fuck a lot until they get a woman who fuck a lot. Wait, say that one more time. Everybody want a woman who fuck a lot until they get one that fuck a lot.
Speaker 2:Hold on, then you be like man.
Speaker 3:I can't handle this bitch. You know what I mean. Like man, god damn, I need a break.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying Like. So now you saying you sleepy.
Speaker 3:I'm just checking out here. You be faking headaches too.
Speaker 5:So now the woman is gonna go out there.
Speaker 3:Now she be like man, this nigga don't wanna do nothing. I got needs.
Speaker 1:And then you know you do what you can.
Speaker 3:Now she gotta go to the bar.
Speaker 5:Now she has to go to the bar.
Speaker 3:But you do what you can as a man. You buy vibrators and shit for a person Wait hold but you do what you can, as a man, you buy vibrators and shit for a person.
Speaker 2:No, hey, wait, hold up. You hear what she just said. What'd she say Now?
Speaker 3:you said you go to the bar.
Speaker 2:She says you go to the bar and what's your percent chance? Oh mine.
Speaker 5:No, not yours. I'm saying what you just said.
Speaker 1:You like 100%. What.
Speaker 3:But you got a good goddamn high percentage right there You're better than I was.
Speaker 2:Look at her, she's got 100%.
Speaker 5:She's got a good chance. Nigga 100%.
Speaker 3:I'll spit you some shit though. You don't want me to go deep in the back of this fucking head of mine. It's fucked up. Go deep.
Speaker 2:We want to hear you, you don't want me to go deep in the back of this fucking head of mine. It's fucked up. Oh, he's been drinking. Oh no, Go deep. We want to hear you.
Speaker 3:Oh hell no, here's the thing Go ahead and mute this mic. Mute this mic, go ahead. Okay, you can. A woman can choose and have as much sex as she wants, anytime she wants. That's true. Any place she wants to have it, it don't matter. With who she wants, who she wants Because the motherfucker is going to take it if you give it to him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, exactly Right, I mean for the most part.
Speaker 3:You can choose that Right. You can choose who you have sex with, but you can't choose who you're going to marry. You know that's true, because the man chooses that you can't choose who you're going to marry.
Speaker 2:The man chooses that. The man controls that. Most women aren't going to propose, so the man chooses who they want to marry.
Speaker 3:That's neither here nor there. You got a good chance in the bar.
Speaker 2:She got a 100% chance.
Speaker 3:And free chicken wings. She can go to any bar.
Speaker 2:This nigga said and free chicken wings. If you're a good looking woman, there's no reason why you should be.
Speaker 3:You ain't gotta look good what the fuck you talking about.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, if that is true, if you're a good looking woman, that keeps yourself together, you got every choice in the damn.
Speaker 3:The worst thing they could have done for beautiful women was to extend the hours to 2 o'clock. That is the worst thing they could have did For beautiful women. But pretty women have problems too, no, I'm just saying Beautiful women, be in the club. They be Jumping around. Ignoring niggas All night.
Speaker 2:They call it pretty. They call it pretty privilege, all night, though. They call it pretty privilege.
Speaker 3:Pretty women Are running the problem, ignoring niggas.
Speaker 2:All night, right Cause regular dudes don't want pretty women. No more Know why.
Speaker 1:Because they come with problems.
Speaker 2:Dog, no, listen Regular dudes, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:Everybody want pretty ones, I'm just saying most dudes.
Speaker 1:Hold on, let me.
Speaker 3:Like I said, we got back to this.
Speaker 2:Let me rephrase myself Pretty women come with problems, because pretty women don't. I'm going to tell you this they get more chances than ugly women, right?
Speaker 3:No, they just get more free shit than ugly women.
Speaker 2:Pretty privilege, pretty privilege, that's pretty privilege.
Speaker 1:So ugly women can be dumb as hell.
Speaker 2:Ugly women still getting D. They still getting D. Pretty women ain't. But you wake up in the morning with an ugly woman. You're going to ghost her. A pretty woman you ain't going to ghost.
Speaker 3:I don't depend on what the ugly woman did.
Speaker 2:Well, we ain't talking about joke.
Speaker 1:You're right, though you know what.
Speaker 2:I'm saying Pretty women ain't going to get ghosted as much as ugly women. I know Like you're going to wake up and look at her and be like oh.
Speaker 3:God damn, I know.
Speaker 1:I. I did that one time. That's a badass bitch. I did that. You look at a pretty woman.
Speaker 2:Like, okay, now you want to show her off. Like, hey, joe, look at this, look at this right here.
Speaker 3:I did that with an ugly woman.
Speaker 2:Oh hell. What'd you do, joe?
Speaker 3:You ghosted her I had to delete that motherfucker.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 3:Exactly, not because you calling me, but I was calling her.
Speaker 2:Shit man play the outro.
Speaker 3:I'm calling her. God damn, I got it, man, I had to fucking. I can't do it though.
Speaker 1:I can't be seen with this motherfucker Shit.
Speaker 3:See what? If I want to have kids, I got to give the kids A 50-50 chance. I had to leave that shit. Man, I'm serious, I had to come to my senses, oh my goodness, would you rather have a?
Speaker 2:Pretty woman.
Speaker 3:Or bad.
Speaker 2:Listen, you got to have a pretty Pretty woman with bad coochie.
Speaker 3:Or ugly woman with great coochie. It depends on what you're looking for. Oh damn. Now, what I'm saying is it's like I'm talking about depending on what stage of life you're in.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you're a young guy.
Speaker 3:it don't matter, no, listen. Middle-aged guy.
Speaker 4:Most young guys are going after the pretty one. No, but I'm just saying, yeah, when you're young, it don't matter.
Speaker 1:But if you, because you got to give your kids a chance.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying. You have to better the family, yeah you got to be like look, hey, god damn, you turned down a little ugly, but look at your mama, bro, I tried that kind of shit, you know, oh my. No but then, you got to think like, no, but seriously, you subconsciously do it anyway because, like, if you want to start a family, you're going to look for that athletic one. You're going to look for cute athletic.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:All right, so I got a question for you. That's what I'm saying. Men are animals Like a man is an animal?
Speaker 3:No, that's the contrary.
Speaker 5:That's not really true, men are natural hunters.
Speaker 2:Men are natural hunters.
Speaker 5:You're physically attracted to that person. That's not necessarily true. Well, we hunt by eyesight, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yes, initially, what I'm saying is like, when it comes to starting a family, we're looking for that athletic cute, we're not looking for somebody who's not athletic.
Speaker 2:Got bad body posture Genetic default.
Speaker 3:Like me. I wouldn't when I was younger and I was like man I'm thinking about it again man, I wouldn't fuck with them, off with glasses.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:I'm like you coming out with some glasses, like no, no, you're jumping around and shit, fuck. No, I'm just saying, but that it was subconsciously, really, because you're looking at the genetic, what's going to be best for your offspring, and you do that subconsciously. You don't even know you're doing it. You know even women do that. You look at motherfuckers, all these muscles and shit, and you're like, yeah, that motherfucker has some good kids, right. But you don't say it out loud, but you know you ain't going to go with a motherfucker with a cane.
Speaker 2:Be like oh, he got bad posture.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying? This motherfucker got scoliosis and shit.
Speaker 2:He ain't fucking with that shit. I think it works both ways. It does, but Women want, I mean, well for the most part.
Speaker 3:Why do you think Athletes have so many Fucking Choices? Cause they got good genetics.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and women look for good genetics.
Speaker 2:Yup, they don't look at. They want that. They want that offspring. They want that offspring, they do. We got a woman right here. Let's ask her no, yeah, is that true?
Speaker 3:They do it. Whether they Pardon, purposely or subconsciously, they do it.
Speaker 2:Because, especially too, you got to go about the age. You got to go with the age too. I understand that so if you got somebody that's like a young lady 23, 24, that's still kind of out there clubbing and very attractive nine times out of ten because you know man.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you, you go your ass in the club In your present condition and stand next to a fucking D1 athlete and see how many fucking phone numbers and look at you, nigga you saying I don't look like a D1 athlete?
Speaker 2:Hold on, don't disrespect me, nigga. Hold on First of all. First of all, nigga, hold on. I can stand there and look like a B-boy athlete.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 2:Hold on.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker Walked by you so bad they won't let you Buy a drink. I'm telling you right now, nigga, I'm telling you Cause.
Speaker 2:I'm in my Mid to upper 40s.
Speaker 3:Motherfuckers Are looking for the star of the family.
Speaker 2:That's not they looking at genetics, they looking at genetics, no wait. No, that's not necessarily true.
Speaker 5:Looking for the dollar sign too. I think more women are looking for they looking at genetics.
Speaker 2:More women are looking for stability because I think Genetics and hold on, and I'm going to ask her the question here right now.
Speaker 3:I said they do it.
Speaker 2:As a woman subconsciously. But listen at first, you don't know what they have at first. No, no, so we're just going straight off. Okay, we're going straight initial. You don't know like so, because somebody can sit up here and dress rich.
Speaker 3:Yes, I'm going to tell you right now and they don't have like absolutely no money I'm going to tell you this I'm going to give you some real shit. Give it to us. Joe looking for a husband and want to start a family, and you done got all this cosmetic surgery that nigga ain't have no kids with you.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah. You don't know what the fuck you're going to get out of that deal. I need to see some baby pictures.
Speaker 3:You don't know what you're going to get out of that deal.
Speaker 2:Yeah it depends on how much cosmetic surgery you get Bullshit.
Speaker 3:You don't know what the fuck you're going to get out.
Speaker 2:It's just titties. No dog, Come on dog, that's basic.
Speaker 3:Man you fucking around.
Speaker 2:It's like ass and you do all this other shit we talking about real.
Speaker 3:We talking about everything you fucking around getting birth to Shrek niggas.
Speaker 2:Dude, listen, what's your name? Dog, this nigga so funny. But dog, I'm telling you. But okay, I don't even consider titties.
Speaker 1:I mean it's cosmetic.
Speaker 3:That's so basic now.
Speaker 2:Titties is basic, but you know I'm talking about like. The nose jobs, getting that shit Mostly like the face, yeah, the faces, and all that Cause that's what changed you completely, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then you mess around, have a baby.
Speaker 2:And the thing about it is, and you be like God damn why my baby Look like the goon.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing, though, so hold on. Like most people, I like you can't tell, but you can tell that shit like yeah you know, if they had cosmetics and stuff like that some type. It hasn't got a lot better though, so it's a little harder now, but so you can tell somebody's been good looking for a long time too, so we got a woman on the panel tonight and I'm going to ask you this Do you think men care about all that shit?
Speaker 5:Cosmetics yeah, to a point yeah.
Speaker 2:Really Alright, I'm going to tell you, hold on, we care about it to a point you get your titties done. Okay, I don't like the BBL, the fake asses, all that type of stuff. I think it's nasty.
Speaker 4:I think women they don't like the butterfly eyelashes.
Speaker 2:I think women do it for other women, that's not the point.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing If you got all this cosmetic surgery done right and this man just say y'all, you eventually going to have to turn the lights on.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Scars ain't going nowhere. No, I don't give a fuck where you put it the bikini line under the armpit it's going to be noticeable yeah, it's going to be there, yeah. And that motherfucker be like you could be licking on the nipple like what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2:why the nipple stay hard.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying like you know, I feel you so.
Speaker 2:So a man like rather have a okay shape, all natural woman in a good shape but, as a man, we're looking for nurturers like, we like the Like, we like the beauty, we like the beauty.
Speaker 4:We like that, but ultimately you want a freak nigga Don't nobody care about no nurturer.
Speaker 2:I think initially. I think most men are looking for a woman.
Speaker 4:A nurturer.
Speaker 1:You.
Speaker 2:Al B Shore nigga Rammies and water A nurturer, no someone that you know. That kid will get annoyed.
Speaker 3:You know, you better come nurture me some pussy nigga If you know you have kids with.
Speaker 2:You know they're going to take care of the kids.
Speaker 3:But they're going to develop. They're going to develop into that. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2:Because listen initially, when you don't have kids, a woman that has kids, she develops. That's not necessarily true. Some women don't.
Speaker 3:Okay, remember we said we gonna do this and it's gonna be Out of the blue. What color your toenails?
Speaker 2:White. Oh, lord For the streets.
Speaker 3:For the streets. I didn't say that I didn't say shit about For the streets Nigga.
Speaker 2:Yes, you did. I heard the podcast. Did I say for the streets?
Speaker 3:I did not say anything for the streets. No, I did not. That's you.
Speaker 2:He said they freaky During the summer they're white Pink. I don't think nothing of the white. I think white is the thing. I don't think nothing of the white. I think white is the thing. Now, I don't think nothing of it. Hey, it's a theory going around that women with white toenail polish, women with white toenail polish, are freaks.
Speaker 3:They ain't say they are freaks. I say they freaky or they're freaky, he said, for the streets.
Speaker 2:They said freaky, freaky for the streets, yeah, so they freaky.
Speaker 3:Freaky for the streets, yeah, so they went somebody. So, they're single. No, but no, that's not what I'm saying. They got white toenails.
Speaker 2:He just said they're freaky. And they went somebody. No, that's exactly what he said they went somebody. He just said they're freaky.
Speaker 3:Trust me, you ain't going to be in a hurry to leave them. Put it that way If they had white toenails.
Speaker 2:Hey.
Speaker 3:If they won't be in a hurry to leave them.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you right now I thought the theory was with white toenails.
Speaker 3:White toenail polishes. That's. I think it looks nice. That's some YouTube bullshit. Don't do that.
Speaker 2:Especially if you got like pretty toes and stuff.
Speaker 3:If you got white toenails on and they're going to take care of you Interesting, I'm telling you, Interesting You're going to get hooked up. You'll be like man. You might not even like her, You're going to be like goddamn, I like her now. Shit, I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 2:That white toenail polish is the real deal.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you, bro, you got to look at toenail polish that shit white. And you, I'm telling you, bro, you got to look at toenail polish that shit white. And you got a weak mind run you like feet.
Speaker 2:Like feets. I don't know Christian like feets. No, I'm saying do you like feet or you really don't care? Steve like feets, so it's Christian like feets. You got a weak mind run.
Speaker 3:Christian like feets, right, I'm just telling you, if they got white toenail, polish In your mind, weak, run, run like the wind.
Speaker 2:So if a, if a chick. I'm gonna start changing my color, then If a, if a chick you can't help it.
Speaker 3:You gonna go right back to white, don't worry about it If a chick, if a chick Got bad feet. You might go with pink For a little bit Like hypothetical.
Speaker 2:This is a hypothetical I usually wear white, red or whatever.
Speaker 3:Like 90% of the time that white coming at If a chick got bad feet.
Speaker 2:oh shit, what happened to us? Oh, I pulled it out. Oh hell, something just happened. Yeah, you know, you got to watch where your fingers go. That's okay though you know what what you do break it. You got to watch your hand. Oh, it don't matter. Look, yeah. So if a chick got bad feet, she ain't like Boomerang or like if she pigeon-toed or slew foot.
Speaker 4:Oh, I like pigeon-toed that don't really bother me too much.
Speaker 3:Pigeon-toed is just.
Speaker 2:So where does she flat foot?
Speaker 3:Boy, you won't know that, that she ain't an athlete?
Speaker 2:No, you can look at a woman's foot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can look at her foot placement when she's walking around and shit. You can look at a woman's foot placement and tell be like uh, you wouldn't know if I got that low.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's pretty shallow, though If you start looking at a woman's foot, what? How is that shallow? I don't know. But see, Listen, that's like a woman sitting up here looking like oh, he has a beard.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, that's shallow too in my opinion. Yeah, but if she's slew footed like you said, like you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like slew foot or that shit ain't sexy at all, yeah.
Speaker 1:Pigeon toe.
Speaker 3:You like the picture yeah, the motherfucker, they butt be rolling Oof, hmm, oof, oof.
Speaker 2:Because of the booty be rolling.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, when they walk pigeon-toed that shit rolling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 3:Slew foot is just like man, that's just like.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Slew foot is, like you know you, just a snail.
Speaker 2:I saw a lady walking out the store today. Man, I mean, a walk was just.
Speaker 3:Like not, I know you just want to go up and say clean that shit up. Not appealing at all.
Speaker 2:I know what you're saying and you just like I see a motherfucker walk. You don't want to judge. Is she a good?
Speaker 3:looking woman, though Shit, I see the motherfucker walk, I be like, yeah, you need to clean that shit up, man, that just you ain't going to never get a motherfucker like that If he is you must have got him when he was 17.
Speaker 2:Man. Hey, no, I'm telling you, that's like how you think some of these athletes, you see some of their baby moms, like before they got money and then all of a sudden, after they get money yeah, they get money then their baby moms look a little bit different cause they got money now, yeah they clean them up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I ain't saying the baby mom, the gold, I'm saying they new girl, look different. I'm saying, if they have like a baby mom, like if you got money you can pull any chick you want. You can pull any chick without money.
Speaker 3:I know, I know when Chris Rock started out, ain't no? Way he's supposed to got married. You know when Chris Rock started out, man listen.
Speaker 2:We will never get a podcast on. We done talked about everybody anyway. Since you talking about Chris Rock, let's talk about Will Smith. What about it? Bad Boys is out. So now?
Speaker 3:and Bad Boys is out yeah, but he slapped chris though hey, we still got to talk about this movie set.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying so bad boys is out and I want everybody to promote. Go watch a million times janky promoters janky promoters start starring uh mike epps and ice cube okay, I'll watch that, uh, I think little I think his name little little j, either little little tj or little jj. Uh, he's in it. Uh, tamela. Oh, I forget tamela. I forget Tamela. I forget her last name, but anyway, she's in it. This is one of her first movies, tiffany Haddish she's in it.
Speaker 2:She has a movie dude no, this is from back dude, trust me when y'all go see this, when y'all go see this movie. The movie is from like 2009. She's still blackballed Jeezy's in it when y'all go see this movie. The movie is from like 2009. She's still blackballed bro Jeezy's in it, I think Lamont Tate Lorenz Tate's brother he's in it To me he stole the show.
Speaker 3:Janky Promoters.
Speaker 2:Janky Promoters. Man, you got to watch Janky Promoters. I think it's Twoters. I think it's Twisters. I think it's Twisters out. I don't think that's out yet Twisters.
Speaker 1:Twisters they gonna remake it.
Speaker 3:I know Bad Boys is out, they gonna remake Twisters yeah, they remade it. It's two of them now wow yeah, they remade it hey, did you see the original twisters?
Speaker 2:twister. Yeah, see, that's what I said it was twister the first one was twister, now twisters now it's twister multiple I think twisters what did I just watch on netflix eric? Oh, eric is good what you watch eric on netflix.
Speaker 3:Eric, no, I watch atlas I don't watch that.
Speaker 2:Oh, atlas is good too with j-Lo. Oh hey, the Watchers.
Speaker 5:Or you gotta watch Upgrade.
Speaker 2:Upgrade.
Speaker 5:Upgrade is a good one.
Speaker 2:Is that the dude? He fights.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he fights.
Speaker 3:They put a chip in his hand.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. J-lo, that's good. I might have to put J-Lo at number two on my list Now, the one with Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 3:that one wasn't that great.
Speaker 2:Which one is that?
Speaker 3:The new one he got on Netflix or whatever.
Speaker 2:That one ain't good.
Speaker 3:I didn't really like it that much.
Speaker 2:He got a new one on Netflix. Yeah, you know what I don't see? Yeah, I think Twisters is a couple weeks still. So I see Bad Boys, bad Boys, the Watchers, the Watchers. Look, that's scary. I'll choose that one, is that the one with M Night Shyamalan?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you say Watchers. Yeah, the Watchers.
Speaker 2:I like his movie, or Watchers he always got a twist at the end of the movie. You, he always got a twist in this movie. You know his daughter is. She's supposed to be coming out with a movie too. Oh really.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he always got a.
Speaker 2:they're scary but then at the end you're like, why is this scary? What? Because it's always like a twist, it's crazy. Hey, that's like, oh see, oh wait, did that say coming soon. What's that? Hold on, dude, I see.
Speaker 3:I still haven't seen the King Kong Empire.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen that yet either. Planet of the Apes. Yeah, I've seen that yeah, King Kong is good. What about Feroza? I haven't seen it yet, yeah.
Speaker 3:You tweeted and said it was good, so I'm going to have to check it out. Feroza is good.
Speaker 2:Not tweeted, but yeah, feroza is good man good, so I'm gonna check it out for rosa's. Good not tweet it, but yeah for rosa's, for rosa's good, you said that at the last show you said it was good. Uh, I never saw ghostbusters. I saw that I was good, pretty good, yeah, like the first one I still.
Speaker 1:I want to see what it is well, it ain't gonna be.
Speaker 2:It ain't gonna be like the first.
Speaker 3:it ain't gonna be like the first one, but they drug all the characters up.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, well, I'll check it out.
Speaker 3:All of them. Every character that's in the first one is in this one.
Speaker 2:All I know is the Boys, season 3 or 4 is coming out on Prime. I don't really even watch regular the Boys, the Boys.
Speaker 1:I watch SWAT.
Speaker 2:And I'll just watch. I pretty much just watch movies, that's it.
Speaker 1:I don't want to be like these series.
Speaker 3:I'm waiting on the from okay.
Speaker 2:I know they. They said that all that movie have you, you seen From. No, what is that?
Speaker 3:It's a TV show. You get trapped in a town, can't get out. Damn Monsters come and eat them at night.
Speaker 2:Well, we appreciate everybody listening to us. Rosalinda, thank you for joining us, you're welcome.
Speaker 5:Thank you for having me.
Speaker 2:We thought this was pretty good. See how it is when you have a lady on the show sometimes.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:At least you ain't come up with the homosexual shit like the last one. Oh my God, there we go Listen, joe.
Speaker 2:You know it is what it is.
Speaker 3:She always do that.
Speaker 2:Hey Joe listen.
Speaker 3:Would you do this for a million dollar? No, I'm sucking it.
Speaker 2:Y'all see that video. No, you got a hundred million dollars. Duty me ask the question. Sucking asked a question. He's like I'm sucking it.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:Hey, he's like I didn't even ask a question he was talking about like no Diddy, nah, he was just asking just a general question. Nah, he was walking out the door, that guy. He said, hey, I gave you so many million. He said how much you?
Speaker 2:say now he turned around, I did, I saw that clip.
Speaker 3:Diddy done. Paid a lot of people off. Nah we good.
Speaker 2:Y'all see all the Diddy stories coming out. Now there's one on Netflix. We'll talk about it next time.
Speaker 3:You know he was a backup dancer. Diddy was a dancer. Well, it was a K Slay.
Speaker 2:Listen to us next week and We'll bring up some more Diddy stuff.
Speaker 3:K Slay or K Solo, k Slow next week. Rest in peace and we'll bring up some more ditty stuff.
Speaker 2:Okay, solo one of those case lead. That's okay slow anyway.
Speaker 3:All right y'all all right bye all right and he said bye peace.