Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Hospice Husbands & Old People STDs!
Ever wondered why Black men are now considered a hot commodity in the dating world? This week on the Nobody's Talking Podcast, Bosco, kicks things off by sharing his impressive fitness stats, proving that age is just a number. Joined by the lively crew, Rosalinda, Rodeo Joe, and Superman Steve, we dive into a spirited discussion about workout routines, the elusive "dad bod," and bench pressing milestones. It's a banter-filled ride full of camaraderie and humor, highlighting our commitment to both fitness and fun.
Shifting gears, we tackle the intriguing phenomenon of "passport bros" and the historical context of mail-order brides. Is there happiness in these transactions, or are they fraught with challenges? Our conversation spans from the growing trend of Asian women seeking relationships with Black men to the business side of arranged marriages. We delve into personal stories, examining the societal double standards and the complex layers of relationships involving citizenship and financial incentives.
From there, we address the ethics of age gaps in dating, particularly focusing on those eyebrow-raising celebrity relationships and the realities of aging and fitness. We even ponder the hypothetical scenario of winning the lottery and the importance of financial management and privacy. With our usual blend of humor and candid reflections, we navigate through societal norms, the pitfalls of wealth and celebrity culture, and the evolving landscape of nightlife and social media's impact on relationships. Tune in for an episode that's insightful, hilarious, and guaranteed to keep you entertained from start to finish.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
Ever wondered why Black men are now considered a hot commodity in the dating world? This week on the Nobody's Talking Podcast, Bosco, kicks things off by sharing his impressive fitness stats, proving that age is just a number. Joined by the lively crew, Rosalinda, Rodeo Joe, and Superman Steve, we dive into a spirited discussion about workout routines, the elusive "dad bod," and bench pressing milestones. It's a banter-filled ride full of camaraderie and humor, highlighting our commitment to both fitness and fun.
Shifting gears, we tackle the intriguing phenomenon of "passport bros" and the historical context of mail-order brides. Is there happiness in these transactions, or are they fraught with challenges? Our conversation spans from the growing trend of Asian women seeking relationships with Black men to the business side of arranged marriages. We delve into personal stories, examining the societal double standards and the complex layers of relationships involving citizenship and financial incentives.
From there, we address the ethics of age gaps in dating, particularly focusing on those eyebrow-raising celebrity relationships and the realities of aging and fitness. We even ponder the hypothetical scenario of winning the lottery and the importance of financial management and privacy. With our usual blend of humor and candid reflections, we navigate through societal norms, the pitfalls of wealth and celebrity culture, and the evolving landscape of nightlife and social media's impact on relationships. Tune in for an episode that's insightful, hilarious, and guaranteed to keep you entertained from start to finish.
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
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Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh yeah, record now.
Speaker 3:We'll jump right into it. That's for you.
Speaker 4:You'll introduce yourself to another week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wish you danced a little bit.
Speaker 4:You hear it, you hear it we got a full crew.
Speaker 3:We got a full crew. You fired that other clown. Oh you, listening, listening, my man Beauty, I'm just fucking with you, dog Beauty over brawn, I'm gonna get back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, you got something to say when you get back Travel safe.
Speaker 4:He comes like wait hold on Safe travels.
Speaker 1:So you don't think I'm pretty as she is.
Speaker 4:Well, mr Combs, it's all in the hips here we go.
Speaker 1:Welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. We are here for another week of entertainment.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 1:I'd just like to lead this by saying some of y'all take us like literally, and some of y'all, or then again I don't know.
Speaker 2:But for the ones that think, we like trying to be like super serious or something we may sound serious, but hey, this is entertainment.
Speaker 4:This is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1:You know it. Listen at your own risk. It's going to be some foul language, right, some ish talking Amen.
Speaker 4:And if you get offended, just turn the volume down. You good, you don't have to listen this is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 1:So now, that being said, don't let this shit offend you. Let's go somebody before. Oh, first let me introduce myself. I am your hostess.
Speaker 4:Was the mostest, I'm still chocolate chocolate thunder as usual, thunder I usually give y'all my stats, thundar, as usual, thundar.
Speaker 1:You know, I usually give y'all my stats, the same stats I had in high school and college. I still got it at 51 years old. Oh yeah, killing it. Yes, I'm still holding up is what I'm trying to tell you Killing it, that's right Anyway all right, anyway, I'm done. My name is Bosco. Thank you, the nigga that don't age To my left.
Speaker 5:Rosalinda.
Speaker 1:You gonna be Rosalinda. I'm gonna be Rosalinda today. You gonna be Rosalinda.
Speaker 3:I like that, rosalinda.
Speaker 1:You gonna keep Rosalinda, so we got Rosalinda.
Speaker 4:Hey, rosalinda, welcome.
Speaker 2:To her left.
Speaker 3:I'm Rodeo Joe.
Speaker 1:Rodeo Joe.
Speaker 4:In the building, in the building, hey I like that.
Speaker 3:Oh, he flexed, look at it. Okay, I'm back at it.
Speaker 4:I love it I'm back at it. Bro, tell him what you do.
Speaker 1:Joe, tell him what you do it look like you can do like five hey, I was telling them at the gym me and steve have the formula. Now some people, it ain't like we're trying to take credit for your workouts or none of that stuff. We're trying to help everybody. I'm trying to motivate you. The proof is in the pudding. I'm up to 330. So you can't look at him and you can't look at me and sit up here and be like oh no, these dudes don't work out or we don't believe what they do.
Speaker 3:don't work out or we don't believe what they do.
Speaker 1:Right, right. Okay, mr 330.
Speaker 4:Would you just try to help.
Speaker 1:I'm up to 330,. Baby, are you benching?
Speaker 3:330? Easy, I'm on the Buckeye bench. The 330 program. I put you at about what 315, somewhere in there 305 or somewhere.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2:Because, they won't let you go to 330, so it'll take you up to like 85 yeah yeah, yeah three, three or five or whatever.
Speaker 3:But then I'm doing that this week right, then next week I'm gonna go up to like 340 this dude man fucking bitch this on incline though, oh shit oh, you're trying to tear my chest up, trying to rip my muscles when we sit up there doing that 225.
Speaker 1:I'm like I did it like four or five times. I'm like that's all I needed. Hey own incline 225 At LA Fitness and you know that's like damn near shoulder press. I have my own fucking commercial here in the middle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I used to be fat.
Speaker 4:Show it off. Show it off Now, I'm fine, but anyway To his left. I gotta get these introductions Out the way.
Speaker 1:Wait, hold on real quick. Do you have a dad?
Speaker 3:bod Hell. Nah, okay, not even close. I'm more like Kingpin.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm more like Kingpin To my left, now we know. He don't have no dad bod. Go ahead and introduce yourself, sir Superman, to my left, now we know he don't have no dad bod.
Speaker 4:Go ahead and introduce yourself sir Superman is in the building.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I just want to say that Listen dad bods are the last stop before death. What do you think about dad?
Speaker 3:bods real quick. It's the last stop before death, dad bods. That bods real quick. It's the last stop before death, dad bods that's good I'm not shaking, I ain't had one since
Speaker 4:I've been alive, oh okay, what's a dad bod? Oh, uh, yeah, I don't know, it's a motherfucker don't say me hey, don't look at me.
Speaker 1:I'm saying I can't really explain it because it's like somebody out of shape. But oh, you don't look. Okay, hold on, I hold on, I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you a dad bod. Now I guess what they say a dad bod is.
Speaker 3:They say it's sexy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they say a dad bod is sexy, but, and you know, dad shoes are in too, so y'all might want to and dad hats. Get dad shoes and dad hats Nah we good Sports?
Speaker 4:No, I'm cool, I'm cool.
Speaker 1:I'm keeping it. That's the same.
Speaker 3:That's probably one of the same people that say shit like men. They just want somebody to take care of them when they get old. No, we don't. No, we don't. Because of what kind of take care of? No, I'm saying that because I heard this woman say Hospice wives or whatever they call them Hospice wives.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they said a man go out there and cut up, act a fool, and when he turns about 50 or 60 he gonna marry somebody 15 years younger than him. So he had somebody take care of him. Oh shit, and they go talking about the hospice husband, but I think it's the motherfucking brilliant strategy you asked me.
Speaker 4:For the ladies, for the ladies, for the ladies too, because you're going to pass on and give all the shit to her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and give her the insurance.
Speaker 4:He'll be like damn, yeah, but look, you know what I just heard that I never would have thought of Right when I was playing basketball. Yeah, but look, you know what I just heard, that I never would have thought of right when I was playing basketball. Talking to this guy who works in the hospice field not that you talk about hospice, and he was like you know, motherfucking STDs are rampant over in Surprise. Yeah, you got nothing to lose. Never thought of that shit in Surprise, right. Yeah, all the girls, all the girls just sleeping around with all the guys just passing shit on. Yeah, the All the girls All the girls.
Speaker 4:Just sleeping around With all the guys Just passing shit on. Yeah, the old people, yeah, and you know they ain't Using no condoms. Oh, you mean in Sun City.
Speaker 2:In Sun City. Yeah, I said surprise Sun City. Yeah, duh.
Speaker 4:I've never thought of that shit In my life, never would have thought of that shit. Yeah, he's like man. He said Scottsdale.
Speaker 1:And Sun City Are.
Speaker 3:We're the old people Listen man, you got this woman Right. Just think about this. You got a woman. They were the same old dude All the life.
Speaker 2:Right he done, passed on.
Speaker 3:And then you know, she got a little bit of pre-justice in her mind. You know what I mean. But then she want a mandinga.
Speaker 4:Right, there you go. But where did you? Would think she was married to this dude, so where's she getting it from?
Speaker 3:Oh, man, they don't give a, they just doing everything.
Speaker 4:They just passing man, they just passing it on to each other, cause that's all they do, they getting everything now I know that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's crazy man, but then you fucking setting the fire. You ain't got shit to lose.
Speaker 4:He just going through and fuck that bitch when the fuck you care.
Speaker 1:You don't even mind if he had the drips a little bit, huh.
Speaker 3:Man, that's crazy. No, no, no, no. Not that, no, that's just that nastiness I'm talking about, like all the other shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, this nigga talking man. What you talking about, nigga, oh man you don't care at that point.
Speaker 3:You fucking 75. Shit.
Speaker 4:I like getting braces.
Speaker 3:Nigga what. I'm going to get some braces straight in my teeth. I'm going to die with a smile on my face.
Speaker 4:He wants to smile.
Speaker 3:When he's in his casket. I'll gum a motherfucker to death Before I get to my hoodies. Tie 75 Two front teeth fall out of there and then sandwich that nipple and call it good.
Speaker 4:That's the perfect opening. Yeah, that was a stat man.
Speaker 3:That's amazing, sucking through that gap right there Right.
Speaker 4:Hey, that's that secret man.
Speaker 3:That's that secret. That's why ladies be looking at you Saying ooh.
Speaker 4:You got that gap.
Speaker 3:Ooh, I know what you do With that. You do that to a nipple. Imagine what you're doing To the other one.
Speaker 4:That is magical. See what you walk into.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, that's magical. They be looking at the man.
Speaker 3:Let me see your toenail. Well, you sucked on that nipple.
Speaker 4:Oh, my goodness, that's hilarious man, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3:But no, but they have like, and always People who have this opinion of men and all that stuff.
Speaker 1:But they all be out of shape, though I don't think I mean I don't want to fat shame nobody or nothing like that, have this opinion of men and all that stuff.
Speaker 3:But they all be out of shape though I don't think I mean I don't want to fat shame nobody or nothing like that. I don't think. You know, actually I can't really fat shame nobody. I don't think you should comment on a whole lot of shit if you ain't got your shit there Just because you oh, I'm confident you still out of shape, how many confidence you just have a fat cheek with confidence, I mean, I'm just saying though it ain't going to change shit. You still. You just fat, but with confidence.
Speaker 1:So what about the one? What about the chick that's sitting up here hating on a guy with, you know, his lady? Look good, they both in shape and be like, oh, I mean, you know the one they be like.
Speaker 3:I don't want a guy with all them muscles. He spend more time in the mirror than I do. No, he don't. You're in shape, you don't need to spend time in the mirror.
Speaker 4:You're talking baby oil. I already know Won't go out the door.
Speaker 3:It's just that when you big and out of shape you got to get all the nooks and crannies and shit. That takes a while. I know I got a few myself.
Speaker 1:Shit, it takes a while to get all that lotion everywhere and sometimes you might miss a spot. Hey, today's episode was brought to you by Palmer's Cocoa Butter. Yeah, that's my go-to right.
Speaker 3:But let me tell you something. I got one question Is the Passport Bros, are they really happy as they say they are? They ain't got to deal with all the drama that a normal American has to go through. You said the who, passport Brothers, passport Brothers. The one that go get the wives from other countries and shit.
Speaker 2:Oh I didn't want to know. I didn't want to know if they really happy, like because they all you talk to.
Speaker 5:Yeah, man, I love them all oh, is it like the one that?
Speaker 3:you know, but see Yup.
Speaker 1:But here's the thing, I'm going to tell you what the problem is. Hey, listen, I got a story. I saw one at the gym. I'm going to tell you what it is. All right, go ahead. I'm going to tell you the story. It's racial. I'm going to tell you the story.
Speaker 3:Now the passport bros get a bad rap, you know, but nobody said nothing when the white guys were getting mail order brides, guys were getting mail order brides nobody said a fucking word.
Speaker 1:Now the brothers are going to get them a wife from overseas somewhere.
Speaker 3:Now we got a problem yeah they mad, hey, maybe I need you, we got a problem, you know. And then you know, I saw a thing on tv maybe it's just uh ai or some shit, but you know they saying the asian women are looking for black men.
Speaker 4:Now that's what I'm talking about, damn.
Speaker 2:They looking for black men now.
Speaker 3:They ain't we done with all this other shit.
Speaker 1:So, black dudes, we a hot commodity.
Speaker 3:We high valued now. I guess Kevin Was right before they killed him Too cool, too cool.
Speaker 1:Going back to the mail order bribe Right. Guess Kevin was right before they killed him. They want that. Too cool, too cool, hey, listen. Going back to the mail order bribe Right. At a gym that I've been to, I saw a guy.
Speaker 1:You can clearly tell, man, this might have been 2005. 2005, 2006. So almost 18, 19 years ago, 20, 2006. So almost 18, 19 years ago. 20 years ago Now, the, the young lady was very, very beautiful, very, very beautiful. But you, you sat up here, you knew for sure that she was mail order or from overseas or whatever, because you saw the old guy was an older white man, older white man, right, and she was maybe mid, mid, late 20s maybe. So you just sitting up here thinking like they had a trainer, right, I'm like, man, this, this ain't going to end well Now. I saw this over the course of five, six years, seven years maybe Now. So let's just fast forward to about eight, nine, ten years. The same lady, the bride or whatever, was with the trainer. Oh yeah, wow, I'm like, ain't this something? And I remember him. I'm sitting in the period. Is the man still alive? I mean, he probably isn't at this point.
Speaker 5:I'm guessing Because he was, well, he was at old, I can understand that.
Speaker 1:No he was in his late 60s and remember this is like 2005, 2006. He was in his late 60s, maybe early 70s.
Speaker 4:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:So now don't you have a certain amount of time to be married Five, three years, five years or six years? No, I thought you got to be married and dancing.
Speaker 5:For what?
Speaker 2:I mean, I don't know Before you get divorced.
Speaker 1:When she gets a mail order brought out. No, she was wrong.
Speaker 3:If she's married on paper, she can stay.
Speaker 5:It's still going to take time to get citizenship either way it goes If he dies and they're married, she automatically get it.
Speaker 1:Right? No, well, all I know is she automatically get citizenship? Oh, that's how you do it, but you have to stay married a certain amount of time.
Speaker 5:I thought but, yeah, but.
Speaker 1:You can't get I'm just saying you can't get divorced in like a year. No, you can't, Because then everybody would be doing it.
Speaker 5:I did it within three years.
Speaker 1:Hey, remember at well, I don't want to say where, but I know it's this young lady and her boyfriend and they've been married a few times, but not to each other. It's this young lady and her boyfriend and they've been married a few times but not to each other. I mean, that's their hustle. They marry, you know, to get people their citizenship, oh wow.
Speaker 5:Don't be disclosing that. I didn't say who.
Speaker 3:It's a good business. Look at the business model, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah think about it yeah.
Speaker 4:How much you getting paid. Oh man, that's my new motorcycle, that's my Tesla. Yeah, I know, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Hey, they say they got like $10,000. See, yeah, a piece.
Speaker 5:Now it's more, is it? Now it's Hell. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. That's my new motorcycle, so about how much is it going for? Don't quote me, but I heard they're paying like $20.
Speaker 3:Eee $20,000?.
Speaker 1:To marry somebody Did you have to sleep with?
Speaker 2:them.
Speaker 1:Okay, no, no, no, they literally.
Speaker 4:Hey, if I'm married, you better do something. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:Listen, they literally just married. I mean, I guess they would go a couple places and I guess whoever FBI or ICE or ISIS, they crack down on them. No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:Ain't really nothing. They can do the paperwork's legit.
Speaker 1:No, that's what I'm saying. It's legit. I thought it was funny when they was telling me this story. I can't help, I just keep following the wrong person. It was the girl and her boyfriend. And they was like oh yeah, that's her hustle, so y'all married.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:We married to other people. See.
Speaker 4:I was like Surprise surprise. That's another surprise.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but Like I said, the mail order bride thing, I mean nobody really Said anything, cause you could get one From China, russia or whatever. I just want one.
Speaker 4:You know what I mean? Motherfucking Philippines. And now they want to say Passport bros. Yeah, I just want one From the Philippines. Would be cool.
Speaker 3:Oh man, get you one of the mixed ones, though I don't know, hey, but you know they're going to be mad at you.
Speaker 1:I don't give a damn. And then here's another thing.
Speaker 3:I met one over there one time and she was black and Filipino man. That mother was so pretty. I ain't seen nobody that pretty in so long.
Speaker 2:That motherfucker was pretty, though, just pretty Pretty as fuck. She had a tongue.
Speaker 3:This Motherfucker was pretty though Just pretty, pretty as fuck. She had a tongue. This guy had a damn long tongue.
Speaker 1:Oh good, lower, I haven't heard of her.
Speaker 4:What the fuck is that? You a lizard. She's going to wrap this shit around you like a motherfucking lollipop Damn.
Speaker 3:My friend said let's go. He said, yeah, I see the look in your eye.
Speaker 2:You about to give this bitch.
Speaker 3:All that's a true story, though I'm not kidding, I can't make this shit up, true story true story, all my stories are true, though they sound far off, but they are. Hey, bro, no matter how outlandish. They sound none of that shit. They pretty true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent right.
Speaker 1:Exactly like we say, this is for entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 3:You know, like Dragnet, but I want the Passport Bros to contact you and I want to know if they really really happy.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 3:Like everybody say they are.
Speaker 1:Nobody's Talking Podcast at gmailcom. That's right, passport Bros. Nobody's Talking 1 on Twitter and Nobody's talking one on Twitter and nobody's talking podcasts on IG.
Speaker 2:Okay, and when your daughter?
Speaker 1:graduate man she might have to.
Speaker 2:She might need her to run our IG page or something.
Speaker 1:We need some contributions to the show. That's right, you know, because we're not really social media savvy, so we need someone to run our IG page or YouTube. Yeah, we're going to get a camera or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, set it up. That means I got to get my hair done.
Speaker 1:So you know, so the people, so the people can see us. She call us Generation X-Lo. Oh yeah, what did she say? Generation?
Speaker 4:Generation X so we're generation.
Speaker 1:You're a millennial.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's a millennial Young Buck.
Speaker 4:You, the Young Buck, on the show.
Speaker 2:I'm.
Speaker 1:Generation.
Speaker 5:X-er. You want that on this side that's fine.
Speaker 3:Nah okay, I meant Gen X, slow yeah that shit was funny. I ain't talking to her no more, that shit was funny.
Speaker 4:Joe was quiet as hell over there.
Speaker 1:Joe was like hey, that was very entertaining. She had you in the box, Joe. I grew up with her, I knew her, you said you gotta let her have her fun yeah they can't they can't see.
Speaker 3:The thing is like like I'm not like an emotional person, right, so they are emotional, but you know, I'm just not right so like when they was growing up, I used to pretend to be mad about stuff.
Speaker 2:And I didn't really give a shit, I just had to begin pretending I'm mad Right.
Speaker 1:Did you have to satisfy their mom or what Like? As far as being like, I'm mad.
Speaker 3:You aren't mad. No, she listened to Oprah and Oprah told her how to raise kids. Montel Williams, you know how.
Speaker 2:Montel Like oh yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3:He said you pretend you hit the kid but you don't hit the kid Right, like how the hell you pretend to hit a kid.
Speaker 1:No, you gotta hit that ass.
Speaker 3:He like no. He said watch this. And he grabbed her hand, clapped his hand together. See, sounded like I hit her, but I didn't, but I'm. He's like no. He said watch this. And he grabbed his hand, clapped his hand together.
Speaker 4:See, sounded like I hit him but I didn't. But I'm sitting there like nah, we got hit Are you fucking serious.
Speaker 3:Right now I got beat. You remember Montel Williams, right, yeah, montel Williams, what's his name? Yeah, hey.
Speaker 1:Listen, you know Montel used to date a the vice president.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, Candeliza, reese Candeliza.
Speaker 3:No, Carmella Carmella. Is it Carmella? No, Carmella Harris.
Speaker 1:Carmella oh, Carmella Harris, yeah, Carmella Harris oh damn.
Speaker 2:See you don't know who Montel.
Speaker 4:Williams is do you yeah, Wow.
Speaker 3:Hey, that's cool. You don't know who Martell Williams is.
Speaker 4:Hey, you know, she down for the brown.
Speaker 1:Arsenio Hall. No, she don't know a lot of what you know. Arsenio Hall was like one of these. You know Don Omar. You don't know Don Omar it sounds familiar.
Speaker 2:Reggaeton.
Speaker 3:You really are a millennium.
Speaker 5:He's dying of cancer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, michael Jordan, of course, tom Brady.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 1:Derek Jeter.
Speaker 5:Nope.
Speaker 1:You don't know who Derek Jeter is. That's hilarious, ben.
Speaker 3:Affleck. Yes, jeter Jones.
Speaker 1:No, scotty Pippen, larsa Pippen.
Speaker 4:What Wow.
Speaker 1:Where you grew up. We ain't talked about Larsa Pippen in a while.
Speaker 4:Who's that? Scottie's wife.
Speaker 1:Michael Jordan's son's ex-girlfriend.
Speaker 3:That's Michael Jordan's son's girlfriend.
Speaker 1:Well, it used to be. We're going to lose her.
Speaker 3:Scotty's daughter.
Speaker 1:No, it's Scotty's ex-wife. How messy is that.
Speaker 2:That's what we was talking to her about one time we were sitting up here thinking like you cannot date Now you can't Listen the son.
Speaker 1:You can date his daughter.
Speaker 4:Right, the son can date the daughter.
Speaker 1:Date the daughter. Don't date your dad's teammate ex-wife.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a no-no.
Speaker 4:Man, that's messy. That's that Jerry Springer, bullshit yeah.
Speaker 5:Times have changed.
Speaker 3:Back in the day, they'd get you shot up.
Speaker 1:You're talking about. Let them be Back in the day they get you shot up, let them be, we didn't got faster we'll drop somebody for no reason but a good, legitimate reason.
Speaker 4:Like that we won't do it hey, just because that's his ass, I don't condone violence.
Speaker 3:I got some Larsa Pippen news. She grown. This is 14 hours ago.
Speaker 1:That's his ass. I don't condone violence, but I'm just saying she grown. I got some Larsa Pippen news she grown. This is 14 hours ago, uh-oh.
Speaker 4:What we got.
Speaker 1:Breaking news. We do not fact check. They said Larsa Pippen. Is Larsa Pippen really crushing on Bronny James? Get out of here. After breakup with Michael Jordan's son, marcus, wow, exploring a viral rumor. Hey, she just I will tell you what Savannah will whoop that hey, I'm going to tell y'all. Y'all know we make a lot of noise. That was just told to me. Oh yeah, Put somebody on the.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry. I'm just relaying the message oh, I know we made a lot of noise.
Speaker 4:Like last week.
Speaker 1:On like text messages. It's like. It's a lot like A lot of rattling.
Speaker 4:We made a lot of noise Last week. I know Cause we was passing the mic back and forth.
Speaker 3:Okay. But, you know, I mean we try, we try to be professional, you know yeah. So, but the thing you think about, like that, just Like that's, just that's creepy, that's real creepy.
Speaker 2:Man? No, it's not.
Speaker 4:It's the same thing a guy would do, Just like when I go back to college. See I get older and the girls stay the same age. That's all she's doing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you ain't Hugh Hefner, though they're going to criticize you. Oh, hold up.
Speaker 1:This says this connection is not private, hold on.
Speaker 3:I might be on the bad side, god damn. Oh, I think Hugh Hefner used to. But I mean, you couldn't call him a pedophile because he would raise him. He'd wait until the 18.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 3:He'd say oh, come on in and playboy match him. How old are you? 13?. Okay, I can wait five years.
Speaker 1:That's like Chris Hansen, I'll be right there. You ever seen that show, the Catcher Predator? Uh-uh, there's probably some dudes praying on you when you was probably like 16, 17 years old that motherfucker raised his foster child and then you ever talk to a guy that was over, like when you was 16, 17? That's the way you could be, just like he liked it.
Speaker 3:I already trained and shit.
Speaker 5:I was with my girl set.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just asking that shit crazy as fuck, yeah that was some crazy shit.
Speaker 4:He's like we ain't related.
Speaker 3:Oh, woody Allen. Yeah, we ain't related, so I feel that that's creepy.
Speaker 2:Who Woody Allen is.
Speaker 5:No, but I feel like that's creepy, like if I'm 60 and a guy 22, 23 is talking to me, he's like no.
Speaker 4:That's creepy Shit. 32, 33, 42, 43 talking to you, man, please, 60-year-old ass until you get 18.
Speaker 3:That's why I couldn't understand why these jacked up 22 and 18 ain't creepy though?
Speaker 4:No, that ain't creepy. 22 and 18 ain't creepy. 22 and 16, yeah, that is.
Speaker 3:When you're 16, if your motherfucking ass Graduated from high school, take your ass out into the world. Don't bring your ass back to high school. Get some ass. Go your ass out into the world and get you some ass. Don't bring your ass back to high school.
Speaker 1:You can't even go one year back. Hell, no.
Speaker 4:Get the fuck out of here Wait till she graduate.
Speaker 3:Get your ass out of here.
Speaker 4:Y'all already been fucking, though you was 16 and she was 14.
Speaker 3:Hey, you love that loss. Now Get the fuck out of here. Uh-uh, no, don't bring your ass.
Speaker 4:Hey, I've been fucking you since you was 14, girl Shit, come on, give that motherfucking freshman, a chance guy, I'm just saying that's some bullshit, though.
Speaker 3:You motherfucking graduated high school. You 19, 20 years old and you driving your car back there picking up motherfucking girls in high school. Get your fucking old, perverted ass out of here. Fuck out of here. Move on Shit. I don't condone that. I don't believe in that shit. That motherfucker said how old are you? I'm 19. Well, get the fuck out of here. Go fuck with you. Some 19-year-olds, don't come over here, right? What's wrong with you? Let that freshman try to get that meat, and then you know what I mean. The parents are just condoning that. You don't know he's a good guy. You know he's 19. How old are you? 16, get, okay, joe, go get a job Tell him.
Speaker 1:Joe, you struck a nerve, huh yeah yeah, you struck a nerve.
Speaker 3:I got all girls, Nicky.
Speaker 4:I do too, nicky, and I got guns you do have a lot of girls. They got guns too. I don't care.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's like the one person Bring it on.
Speaker 3:Let's go. Five power, five power.
Speaker 1:Hey the one to him, like all right, don't make me break my gun, he's like you, think they only make one Shit. He was like what they just made one just for you.
Speaker 3:Wow, hey, stop putting on shit. I'll piss me off. I'll load that bitch's number tracers, goddamn it.
Speaker 4:Hey, follow your ass as you run it, scoot scoot, scoot, you can do the dragon fire.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker hit your ass one time with a trace of that shit burn right through you and when we going to the gun round Dragon, oh, you know what this?
Speaker 3:week. This Sunday they have a gun thing. What In Castle Grand?
Speaker 1:If you want information on it. I'll let you know Like a gun show, no when you go to the range and oh, like one of them, hand like the hand gun, I guess you just go in and go through like a course I'm going to draw. Draw. Hey, I want to flip over the counter. Can I like flip over the counter? I'm going to slide on the hood of the car.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you want to and I want to slide on my back and shoot.
Speaker 3:They got it set up. I'll give you the information.
Speaker 1:I'd like to think of myself as the dark-skinned. Shamar Moore, you say I'm the dark-skinned. I'll give you the information tonight?
Speaker 3:I don't know exactly how much it costs, but I'll give you the information tonight. Hey, we can look at it, yeah.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, when I get home.
Speaker 4:I it's been a year.
Speaker 1:I got some breaking news real quick. Marcus Jordan has been spotted with another woman. She looks young too, marcus.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Michael.
Speaker 1:Jordan's younger son. That's another thing.
Speaker 3:They should not let them old, cougar motherfuckers around them, young boys and they 18, 19 years old.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know listen.
Speaker 2:She 30 years old.
Speaker 3:She been ran through Her shit. Don't even open up by itself, no more. How about Listen?
Speaker 4:She been ran through Her shit don't even open up by itself, no more. Hey, I'm tired now that motherfucker just stale.
Speaker 1:He said, that's like these basketball wives. Come on, man, you do not need to be sitting up here 35, 40, 45 years old. Listen, I'm going to tell you this If you were sitting up here and you was a groupie when I was playing, and I'm 51 now, you still can't be no groupie. Now Let me tell you something.
Speaker 3:Hell, no, that's no, like the girl didn't have the baby.
Speaker 1:You got to retire from groupies.
Speaker 3:By the 19-year-old boy or whatever, and she's like 32, 33. Who had the baby? By the 19-year-old basketball player or whatever the fuck he's named 19-year-old basketball player or whatever the fuck you think, dre or Michelle?
Speaker 1:Yeah, she ought to be shaming herself. Let's.
Speaker 3:Google her. I don't give a shit. She should be shaming. I don't care how she look, I care how pretty she is. She ought to be shaming herself.
Speaker 4:How old is she?
Speaker 1:She's pretty. She's 40. 40? She's 39. Hell no.
Speaker 3:She ought to be, and her.
Speaker 1:Well, she's pregnant, okay, you ask yourself. And her son? Her son is 22 if that 22 year old, oh my god, if that 22 year old.
Speaker 4:So she fucking her son's friends okay that's all it is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, pretty much would she mess with him if he didn't have that money, nope, okay.
Speaker 3:Then if he didn't play basketball? Nope, she wouldn't mess with him, nope, and she damn sure Wouldn't have got pregnant If he didn't play basketball and have money.
Speaker 4:I don't know, man, I might have to give it to her.
Speaker 1:But nigga you in your 50s.
Speaker 3:Nigga, that's who you supposed To be dating anyway. Yeah, you in your 50s.
Speaker 2:That's who you supposed To be dating right there yeah.
Speaker 3:Not him.
Speaker 4:Right Right, you supposed to be dating right there. Yeah, not him. Right right, shit, oh my bad. Yeah, she's a beautiful woman. Oh, yeah, she's nice.
Speaker 3:She's nice to you, and the thing is, I don't care if she's nice, I don't care. I mean no, but okay, the thing is though, you know, but you saw that writing on the wall. That's just entrapment, bro. Yeah, that's all that is, hey man.
Speaker 1:Oh, his name is Jalen Green.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but that's entrapment, though we know that.
Speaker 3:That's why we don't shoot the club up.
Speaker 4:She probably told him to shoot the club up.
Speaker 3:If it's, you ain't even got to worry. I'm going to say it like this here he's like oh, I'm a shit club. If the goddamn police department Is not allowed to do it, she shouldn't be allowed to do it, and that's straight up in traffic.
Speaker 1:And you see the cop that touched the girl's titty.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the Instagram girl's titty man that shit was hilarious. He got arrested, he got arrested and fired the cop.
Speaker 1:The cop did, he stopped the girl for speed.
Speaker 4:He stopped her for speed and she put it live, you know how fast you were going. She flashed and she flashed him Talking about these are nice. He's like, yeah, those are nice, but I can see titties all day on the internet, right? And so she's like you want to touch him, man? That motherfucker's like he couldn't resist. He said, hmm yeah. He was like oh, oh nice. Hey, the way he touched him, though, that shit was creepy as hell, because he was just like oh nice.
Speaker 3:Good looking Body camera. Yeah, she had that shit going and she was like, he's like I'm going to give you a warning this time and he let her go. My thing is this though, is this so your body camera?
Speaker 4:It wasn't his body camera.
Speaker 3:It was her camera.
Speaker 4:Okay, she put that bitch on the dash and she was up there smiling at the camera like I got out of a ticket.
Speaker 3:He should have known man. That motherfucker got fired. He should have known man and arrested I. He should have known better now and arrested I. Was like what the hell? Yeah, but see, that's the thing, though. How the fuck you going to fire this man for touching some titties if you let him stay on the apartment for killing us? Exactly, exactly, oh no, oh, he's just a black kid.
Speaker 4:See that.
Speaker 3:He's 12.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he shot him eight times. That's a lot of money.
Speaker 4:In the back.
Speaker 1:That's why she got pregnant In the back.
Speaker 3:He didn't do nothing wrong. That was a good kill. You touch them titties, you fired. Come on, dog, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 5:Signed off for four years for all the money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, four years, $40 million that's rookie, $10 million a year.
Speaker 3:Why do you think she got pregnant? She said paycheck. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:If the police is not allowed to do it, at least he's a good-looking kid.
Speaker 3:That's entrapment, man. The police ain't allowed to do it. She shouldn't be allowed to do it. That's all I'm saying. Keep your cougar ass at home somewhere.
Speaker 1:Hey, I want to Google, I want to.
Speaker 3:Google the mom and she dated like before him. Man, she got a nice body count I bet she do. She got all basketball, I bet she do. She dated.
Speaker 1:Tyrod Taylor. Ooh, my man you know, that's that, tyrod. Shout out to Tyrod.
Speaker 4:Taylor, that's my guy right there, ty died.
Speaker 3:Yeah. But then when she dumped him, they put that in there. She said, oh shit, he's sleeping. She went and Bounced him out. She's like Ain't no money value in that she's like Football is too violent.
Speaker 1:I need to go get me A basketball player.
Speaker 3:She had somebody With some longevity.
Speaker 4:She was like this game is dangerous.
Speaker 3:This motherfucker Ain't good for two, three years. She probably, like you, can't raise good for two, three years. She probably like y'all you, can't raise no kid off two, three years salary.
Speaker 1:She probably thought he was long in his tooth, I think let me see oh, I think Tyrod like 32.
Speaker 4:That's crazy man.
Speaker 3:Man, she gotta be shaming herself. I don't care what they say. To me it's just like a motherfucking nigga Controlling the high school. Bruh True, he's 34.
Speaker 5:So would it look bad If it would be the other way? The man will be 40, the man will be 40 and the girl will be 22.
Speaker 3:It look bad the other way. Oh, you know, it's a double standard, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's still bad. It's still bad, nah, but it's bad, no, I think it looks fantastic.
Speaker 3:It's still bad. What did he say? How old is the girl? Again Still bad.
Speaker 2:See the girl's 22.
Speaker 5:The same scenario here. The girl's 22 and the guy is 40. 42?
Speaker 3:40?
Speaker 4:The girl is 22 and the guy is 40.
Speaker 3:That's like me dating a 26-year-old. But a guy can't really trap a female, unless he uses vast experience to give her pleasures that she never had experienced, and that's a different story.
Speaker 4:But made it go, and nine times out of ten that's.
Speaker 1:I mean she's experienced that already.
Speaker 3:I mean I'd say that was double standard. I mean it always a double standard. I mean men dating younger women, double standard Besides, I mean it's kind of like you do the math, you know y'all will just die at the same time. So what's?
Speaker 1:acceptable. What's an acceptable age range?
Speaker 3:I don't really think you should go back 20 years, though that's just too much 10?
Speaker 1:15?. I'll be honest with you, I don't. You really don't have nothing in common. So 40 and 30? Yep, 40 and 30.
Speaker 3:You over here listening to Frank Sinatra, she come in with some fucking Drake. What the fuck going on.
Speaker 5:Like, if you ask me, I will not date or be with anybody, like that is more than 10 years. Yeah, I think 10 is my limit.
Speaker 4:Younger, oh, younger, 10.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean I won't. I mean Date. No, you know I wouldn't date nobody. I mean but fuck him, I don't give no, fuck hey.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying, man. I know you thinking it.
Speaker 4:I know you saying, I know you thinking it. You know what I'm saying. If you fuck him, she is she as soon as she get graduated she graduated she 18. On her 18th birthday, she can get it.
Speaker 2:What's my limit?
Speaker 3:What's my limit At this stage of the game? I just want any attention I can get. Right.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going to date whoever. What about older ones? Yeah, how old would you?
Speaker 3:go. Oh no, I ain't getting nobody older than me. What am I going to do with that?
Speaker 4:Hey, what if she looked like that girl?
Speaker 5:Wait, wait, wait. Why would I get somebody older than me? What if she looked like an old girl? What if she looked like an old girl? Exactly An old girl.
Speaker 4:She work out, she look good the one we just talked to. The one we just talked to.
Speaker 1:Dreya.
Speaker 5:What if?
Speaker 4:she's 60?. Nah, she's 10 years older than you, but she look like that Nigga you would beat that up.
Speaker 2:I ain't say.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't beat it up, I just said I wouldn't date her.
Speaker 2:Why you guys?
Speaker 5:are like that what? You mean, why would you not date an older woman? Because I'm old.
Speaker 1:What does that have to do with an older woman, older than you, because I'm old, because she's older? What does that have to do with an older woman? Because, like we just said, they give out.
Speaker 4:STDs. We take Geritol together and she would.
Speaker 5:A younger one might give you STDs, yeah a younger woman.
Speaker 4:A younger woman. I can bounce back from that, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we the same age Is that.
Speaker 4:Angela. Hey, what about Nia Long?
Speaker 3:Angela Bassett, we the same.
Speaker 4:Nia Long, older than you Not.
Speaker 5:Angela right. Yeah, huh, she, not you would not be with a woman like this.
Speaker 3:But she's like 60?.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 62 I think.
Speaker 3:Oh no, that's too intimidating. Come on man. Something's got to be going on there. I don't know what's going on right there.
Speaker 4:This is a game of chess.
Speaker 5:She takes care of herself.
Speaker 3:I know Something's gotta be going on right there.
Speaker 4:Oh, she has some work done. She has some work done.
Speaker 3:No it ain't so much work done. It's gotta be some good backhoe shit going on.
Speaker 5:It doesn't matter, she looks.
Speaker 3:We ain't gonna never get a guest on this show Ever.
Speaker 1:That's why we have to entertain ourselves, because they insulted Almost every guest.
Speaker 3:Listen, we invited Jay Z on the show he didn't talk about.
Speaker 1:Jay Z. He didn't talk about Beyonce.
Speaker 3:J-Lo. Okay, and the reality is, this is the reality of it. The majority of women my age look my age.
Speaker 5:How old are you?
Speaker 4:They got those TT bars.
Speaker 3:No, we're not doing that. Everybody know Anyhow.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying no we're not doing that, but anyway. Hey, everybody know. But anyhow, because y'all know, I'm just saying she is.
Speaker 3:No, but I'm saying though, like okay, okay, now you're like what? Like same age as her, what's her name, right? Dre and Michelle yeah y'all about the same age, right, I'm 39.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, you the same age, right, okay, I'm 39.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, you ain't afraid to say it huh, no, no.
Speaker 5:I'm going to be 40 next Tuesday.
Speaker 3:Enjoy that. Hey, welcome to the 40s.
Speaker 5:Welcome to the 40s.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but majority of 40 year old women is not going to look like you.
Speaker 4:Facts, they're not Say less.
Speaker 3:Nigga facts than that. Say less, say less. You go to the gym. You see the motherfuckers in there unless let's stop.
Speaker 1:We gonna stop all this right now. We gonna stop all this right now. What I mean? It's nice that you wanna be modest and come on now at 40. We know there's a. It's nice that you want to be modest, come on now At 40, we know there's a vast majority of women at 40 that look fantastic. Somebody's going to listen oh, I'm 40. I look good. Yes, you do, we realize you look good, but we're going with the vast, the majority Majority, yeah, of 40-year-old women. Anyway, like you look as if like how they would look at 40 in Hollywood.
Speaker 3:Right you take care of yourself, you're always working out and all that stuff, all that shit Exactly, so we get that. And I'm telling the truth, you wouldn't even be in my ocean. He, we get that, and I'm telling the truth, you wouldn't even be in my ocean, he in the Atlantic and you in the Pacific.
Speaker 3:You wouldn't even be in my ocean, I'd be fishing for nothing, throwing shit back every day. I'm just saying, though, on reality, though, like I mean you got us to like, there's levels to this shit, as they say, there's levels, there's levels to this shit as they say, there's levels, there's levels to this shit.
Speaker 1:Now, we do. We appreciate you being modest, we do. We appreciate it. We love when you're modest, cause you know us, you know we like to talk a little ish and all that. So we're modest too. But what we're trying to say, like we can say we're in our 50s right now we're not 50s. The majority of men ain't walking around like this at 50. Now I know there's some guy out there oh, look at me. Oh, I look better than now. We're not talking about that In the world. We know it's somebody out there that looks nice, that's older, but we're going with the majority. And now remember, we're everyday people. We go to work, come home and you got to. So I would say we look better than the celebrities and I'm just being honest because we go to work every day and we still sit up here and look nice.
Speaker 1:But now just think if we sitting up here every single day, you getting paid, just like you go to work. So, whatever you make at your job right now, that's exactly what you make, but all you got to do is go to the gym.
Speaker 3:That's it, girl Dog Man's it, girl, dog man. Look, talk about a phenomenon, shit.
Speaker 1:And you already, once you get going, you just they're a freak of nature. You just be like. You just get locked in.
Speaker 3:All of us, we all get locked in, but majority of I'm telling you, I mean, you go to the gym and stuff. And I'm telling you, you go to the gym and stuff, and that's a lot of females that are going to be working out, but the majority of the females ain't going to do what I've seen you do.
Speaker 1:I'm just telling you that right now We've seen you squat Hell.
Speaker 3:half of them don't even know what the hell they're doing.
Speaker 4:Top five percenters, top five percenters.
Speaker 1:I'm only going to 265.
Speaker 2:We've seen you squat 315.
Speaker 3:See, you go to the gym, right, you want to go levels, right, you got levels. You got the ones that are religiously there Work out. You got Some that works out and you never see any progress.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4:And then Everybody knows you got the ones that really go in there, just to socialize.
Speaker 3:To socialize, go in there, socialize and just have the Cameras on them or whatever. But they don't really Need to work out Because their body Ain't start changing yet.
Speaker 5:Right, you have the creepy ones.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, the creepers.
Speaker 1:Oh the creepy guys, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna tell you. I'll tell you a story About that in a minute, but anyway, then you have, and then you have the ones that Wait absolutely Till it's, and then you have the ones that wait absolutely Till it's too late To go to the gym.
Speaker 4:My doctor told me they know who they fucking are.
Speaker 3:Why you in the you just in here Taking up space, you know, man and people be like. Well, it's never too late To start working out. Yes, it is.
Speaker 4:Fucker. Yes, it is, trust me. Yes, it is.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness, you start with shit. You working out man. Your knees can't take that shit. My knees can barely take it as it is right now and your knees can't take it. Fucking lungs about to blow up. You be like shit. I'm going to go get me some McDonald's. Fuck this.
Speaker 4:I know what you mean.
Speaker 3:But at that point you done, waited too late and, like I said, we talking about average people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going with the average person.
Speaker 3:Like I could go to where I work at right and every third person I'd see is limping, and now I'm one of them, but still, you know what I mean. Like oh, wow, and then like just say, like you, you know, I've been on my job a long time right, and I'm walking Through the place and some people that have been there Longer than me but they was there when I got hired I don't even recognize them. I'm like holy fuck.
Speaker 1:That is crazy, or?
Speaker 2:if you see some pictures back from.
Speaker 1:Like high school or college or Even sometimes middle school. Go to your class reunion some pictures back from high school or college, or even sometimes middle school.
Speaker 3:Go to your class reunion. Have you been to one yet?
Speaker 5:Nope. I haven't even been to one, but I mean I see my friends from high school on Facebook.
Speaker 3:Girl, those are filtered. You got to go to the real shit and you're going to be shocked.
Speaker 1:Hey, tell them don't go to the selfies. I mean.
Speaker 3:I went to one one time. You know I ain't going to lie to you, I'm going to tell you straight. I went to one one time one of my two stories and you know I had the memorial for the ones that passed away and shit. And I was sitting there thinking I said, shit, y'all need to start taking care of yourself here. We got two tables. Next time we have one of these motherfuckers, shit. You know, everybody in there like big and shit you know, but do yourself a favor, go to your classroom.
Speaker 3:And you'll be like okay, now I see what they're talking about, I'm not kidding you. And they're going to be like oh my God, is that you?
Speaker 1:Oh you look so good. Be like oh. You still look the same. Be like oh, thank you.
Speaker 3:Right, you know, and it's whew. Oh, I gained a little weight. No, you gained a lot of weight.
Speaker 1:And you know you had some people too that would be like, oh the weight, look good on me.
Speaker 3:And then all those Cheerleaders and pom pom girls and shit, you remember? Nah, they ain't Cheering, no more.
Speaker 1:They ain't cheering. No more Joe, no they pom pom.
Speaker 3:Look like a loofah.
Speaker 4:They can't even Touch they toes now.
Speaker 3:I mean you know, but like I said, on average thing, average person, my age, they kind of look my age and then we both have been pains and we both be like, oh god, so I wouldn't do my age, I go a little younger, yeah.
Speaker 5:What's a little younger. Probably like 8, maybe 9 years you will say 10 is your max younger no 15 is your max.
Speaker 1:No, probably lower than that. Okay, what about like dating, dating, dating, yeah, dating, probably like not doing dating, dating, dating. We know we know it'll probably like not doing dating, dating, we know I mean doing, we know it'll probably be lower, but dating dating well, dating is kind of different.
Speaker 2:It's like cause it depends on like if you talk to him and the mentality, level of maturity, what?
Speaker 3:not level of maturity. It depends on like he dancing.
Speaker 4:They shit together yeah, they shit together. You got to do shit together, you're right. No, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So you got to be, mature to have your shit together. No, that's true. That's true, okay.
Speaker 3:You know you can be the child.
Speaker 4:That's true, though. That's true. No, that's very. You can have your shit together anytime.
Speaker 1:And have it together and you can be 43, 44.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying as long as I have my shit together. And my thing is, if you and I'm going to tell you, I'm going to say this and I'll probably get in trouble for this, too.
Speaker 1:Okay, wait hold on Disclaimer. We are about to get canceled?
Speaker 2:No, but I'm just saying, I just have to say that just in case, if you.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying, if you like 45, 40 to 45 or whatever. And you ain't got your shit together.
Speaker 3:You ain't gonna get your shit together. That's a good chance. You ain't gonna get that shit together Very good chance.
Speaker 4:You made some incorrect decisions.
Speaker 3:Unless you marrying to it.
Speaker 1:Not if I hit the lottery 18 year old with a 40 million dollar contract.
Speaker 2:Speaking of shit together. Speaking of shit together If no, no.
Speaker 3:Speaking of shit together. If you ain't got your shit together and you hit the lottery, you probably gonna lose it all in a year or two. Yeah. No, that's absolutely true, I don't know how to manage Right, so you kinda like you trying to take care Of everybody, and it's like that. One guy said If I win the lottery I'm gonna pay everybody rent, and then they Sue his ass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you see that and the owner of the building? Everybody wants that Motherfucking rent money. That's what I don't get. How come when you hit the lottery Because you have a verbal?
Speaker 1:contract. You gotta you gotta make. You don't need to Make everybody rich you sure do.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know I got that man. See, if I hit the lottery y'all would never know. Just be out, I would even I would just be out doing the same thing I would remain anonymous.
Speaker 5:You would be the same person. No, I would remain anonymous.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't, unless they force me yeah, you'll be the same person. You can remain anonymous. You know they say money just makes you more of what you are.
Speaker 3:But can you remain anonymous for safety reasons?
Speaker 5:They also say money can change a person. No, money can't change.
Speaker 3:Yes you can remain anonymous. I know because I don't want all the kids coming out of the room, Not somebody that's in their 50s.
Speaker 4:What you mean, what you mean Like saying that money can change a person.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 4:So if you give him $100 million, he's going to still be the same.
Speaker 1:I'm frugal, so I'm still going to be frugal. I mean you can't sit if you don't judge me on.
Speaker 4:I'm not saying I'm not going to waste some. Oh yeah, Don't judge me on the yellow Lamborghini you see outside.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, that ain man.
Speaker 1:Please, I'm going to tell everybody though, hey, you want to donate your charity no. You know yeah.
Speaker 4:You got to learn how to say no and stand on it A 40.
Speaker 1:A is a yacht you want to get, can you get?
Speaker 3:a 40 foot yacht Ain't nobody going to know.
Speaker 1:Or is that too small?
Speaker 4:Ain't nobody going to know. That I hit the lottery, except for my peeps. That's it. It's going to be five of them. Can a yacht be 40?
Speaker 1:feet. That's too small, that's just a boat man. I don't know, bro. Nah, that's pretty big, 40 feet nigga. Yeah, that's too small. 40 feet is too small For a yacht.
Speaker 4:You need a crew for a yacht. You need a crew. Oh, you got to have a crew for a yacht. Michael Jordan got a crew for his yacht crew crew. Well, nigga, if it's a yacht, his fucking shit is a yacht dog. You gotta have a crew, you gotta have security.
Speaker 1:Well, let me say what's the smallest yacht? I mean, I ain't getting one cause I ain't getting on no boat. You already know I ain't getting on no boat, so that'll be the farthest thing from my mind everybody gonna be like you gotta have a yacht so you can, so you can be with this. Nigga. Think a yacht 40 feet Might be about the size of my car, maybe.
Speaker 4:I don't know 40 feet is only like 5 cars.
Speaker 1:Let me see.
Speaker 4:I think that might be 4 cars 10 feet.
Speaker 1:And they say Tom Brady got a real nice yacht.
Speaker 4:I don't know man, but I know I wouldn't even get a yacht. I'm not in the yacht business. So if you're in the yacht business, you contact the wrong guy. Even if I hit the lotto, I'm not getting a yacht. That's a waste of money for me.
Speaker 3:Well, I think they would know if I hit the lottery.
Speaker 5:They will know.
Speaker 3:They will know because, because what. You would be flashy naked. I won't be fucking with people.
Speaker 4:I'm walking around naked. Fuck that shit.
Speaker 3:You won't answer the phone or nothing. You must have won the lottery.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Now I answer the phone. It's like Steve walking around naked. Yeah, he didn't hit the lottery and then he got no clothes on.
Speaker 3:I go to my job, drink me a 12-pack of beer, take my clothes off, walk backwards. He acted like that and they say wait, what did he to the?
Speaker 1:car. Wait, dog, I missed all that. What'd he say? He said he he's stupid man.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness. No, I tell you, if you win the lottery, you know, go drink your 12-pack of beer and go to work and pee and all the way backwards.
Speaker 4:Just walk backwards and piss out that motherfucker All the way to the car. Why would you do that? Why don't you just quit? Why don't you just quit you? Why don't you just quit? Why don't you just quit? You ain't got to do that. I know, I know. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:See, motherfuckers just wouldn't know. Steve, go on, but see, if you quit, then you can't get your.
Speaker 4:I don't get no fuck.
Speaker 3:You don't need it. I know, but still, you never know.
Speaker 4:I might lose all that money you don't want.
Speaker 3:It's the principle of the thing. Oh my goodness, I gave these motherfuckers a lot of time, Years bro. I want my goddamn pennies.
Speaker 4:You want your pension.
Speaker 3:My pennies, that's pension, pension yeah.
Speaker 4:That's right. I gave them a lot of years, bro. I didn't give them a lot of years too. I'm collecting on my pension.
Speaker 1:Hey, they said the average. Well, I use the pension 79 feet, I told you, but they do have some 35 to 78 feet, that's a boat.
Speaker 3:That's a fishing boat, a charter boat.
Speaker 4:He said 35 feet, you ain't even got no antenna on the top. You know that satellite antenna they have.
Speaker 3:Your boat too small, you ain't even got no antenna on the top. You know that big satellite antenna they have. Your boat too small, you ain't even got to name it. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Too small to be a yacht.
Speaker 3:That's going to be the name on it. Yeah, too small to be a yacht.
Speaker 1:Hey, this one is 48 feet right here.
Speaker 2:Too small to be a yacht.
Speaker 1:Too small to be a yacht, this one, hey, y'all ever saw that Reno 911? Right, I remember that. Remember where the lady, when they was on the yacht and the lady kept getting up to snort some cocaine, Uh-huh, oh man, I'm telling people the movie. I'm sorry I don't even remember. Hey, just go watch Reno 911 and watch the lady that's on the yacht.
Speaker 4:I ain't seen that shit in forever so I don't even remember hey.
Speaker 1:Reno 911, Miami I gotta refresh my memory.
Speaker 4:It's hilarious.
Speaker 3:The movie, yeah the movie, yeah the movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3:What was that Super Cop? Was it Super Cop?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Super Cop was another one. That's funny. Yeah, I remember Supercop. They were trying to see how many times they could say something when they pulled a guy over.
Speaker 1:That might have been Super Trooper, right? Oh yeah, that might have been Super Trooper. Yeah, all of them fall in that same realm or whatever. Yeah, that is man.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. So we pretty much done with relationship advice right now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, still, you guys have double standards, though you women have double standards too.
Speaker 4:She said it still hurts. What are you?
Speaker 3:talking about. Y'all got double standards. Anybody got double standards women, Ain't that the truth?
Speaker 5:Yeah, you do yeah we do Listen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, check this out.
Speaker 5:I'm just talking about age-wise.
Speaker 1:No, but here's a double standard with women Y'all don't want. No, old man, listen, that's true. That's true, listen. You sit up here.
Speaker 5:How old are we talking?
Speaker 4:And we be like 10 years older than you, 20 years older than you.
Speaker 3:We all the same, though. Okay, when you're young, you want an older man, and when you're old, you want an older man. Just like a man when he's young, you want an older woman, and when he's old, you want an younger woman. And we all the same, we do the same shit, just in different times.
Speaker 1:I never liked older women.
Speaker 5:When I was young, I didn't like older guys.
Speaker 3:I liked older women when I was young.
Speaker 4:I liked all women I don't give no fuck, so I had my share you don't discriminate.
Speaker 1:What's the oldest woman you've been with? 10 years older than me.
Speaker 3:I think, the oldest I've been with was like 16 years older than me 16?. Yeah, oh, but when you were younger 16? Yeah, oh, but when you were younger I was younger, yeah, how old was she? She was like what 30-something? 35, 36. Yeah.
Speaker 4:See, that's a good age for a woman. She was ripe at that time.
Speaker 5:No, you was 36. No, oh, she was. No, she was 35, 36.
Speaker 2:I was like 18, 19.
Speaker 3:I just remember her because she used to put ice cream on me.
Speaker 4:She made that nigga a real dreamsickle.
Speaker 3:She did, though she put ice cream on me and shit that motherfucker crazy. That shit's cold.
Speaker 1:I take care of it. I think for me maybe only been like three, four years yeah.
Speaker 3:Then after she was done she got a piece of collars.
Speaker 5:Why you don't like older women? Because Even if they older women Because. Even if they look nice.
Speaker 1:No, oh, my goodness.
Speaker 5:This shit's crazy.
Speaker 4:Halle Berry's older Shit.
Speaker 1:That's different. I'm talking like when you 16, 17, 18, I don't want to talk to no old chick like in their 30s, it's like my aunt's day, you thought that shit was old, right?
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, remember that, remember that. Yeah, you remember that Like you're 16.
Speaker 5:They think you cute, but I'm talking about Ray now, like how old you guys are now. You're 50.
Speaker 3:What are you saying? Will you guys be?
Speaker 1:with somebody like 60?
Speaker 3:That's what I'm 18, 19.
Speaker 4:I told you Soon as she in college, she on the menu.
Speaker 3:And I think I think female has the same but. But get back to what we was talking about With that thing. I wasn't talking about Just her for age. I was talking about her For Taking advantage Of a person that's just starting out In the world and getting pregnant and shit At her age. Yeah, exactly. And just because he has money in the world and getting pregnant and shit at her age yeah, exactly, and just because he has money. There's no way she would've got pregnant if that motherfucker didn't have no money. Exactly.
Speaker 1:How do you know that she really fall in love? Look, come on, Listen all right hold on.
Speaker 5:Give her her body count, bro. Okay, now listen.
Speaker 1:This is normally what this young man is supposed to be doing. He played what One year in college, maybe? Right, he gets his contract. Now I don't condone this, and let me preface this by saying I condone safe sex. So everybody should go out there and have safe sex. But now this guy got $40 million. He's supposed to be out there and have safe sex, but now this guy got 40 million dollars. He's supposed to be out there collecting bodies. He's the body snatcher 19, 20 years old.
Speaker 5:And how do you know he's not doing it?
Speaker 3:he with her.
Speaker 1:He got a 40 year old woman and he's 19, 20, she probably bullying him and everything go in there and take a shower. She probably like slapping him. Did you go to practice today?
Speaker 3:Yeah, get your ass. You just got done practicing. Get your ass in there and take a shower. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Chill salty ass in there and take a shower.
Speaker 1:I don't want no salty balls tonight, chocolate salty balls I had salt balls yesterday.
Speaker 3:No, but I'm just saying, like I wasn't speaking on the age difference, I was just speaking on that. I didn't think because these young guys are going to the NBA, they don't have they get all these big contracts, they don't have nobody to guide them whatsoever.
Speaker 2:And then they just getting taken advantage of by these groupies.
Speaker 3:I'll just say it. She help them Because, you think about it, she been from this football player to the NBA player, this NBA player.
Speaker 1:Listen, we're not even talking about her body count.
Speaker 3:She's not the only one. There's a lot of them out there, you know. Even.
Speaker 2:Miss Pippin right there.
Speaker 3:She should have took her ass somewhere and sit down.
Speaker 1:She just happened to snag her once, cause she really his ass listen, how do you sit up here, I'm in the wrong business and go? Yeah, no, listen, I'm telling you what you 39.
Speaker 3:You can get you one. You done did better than her. She's 47. Hell, I probably wouldn't say nothing about you, yeah, but she.
Speaker 4:I was like, she got it. You look just as good as she does you know he's supposed?
Speaker 1:to. Like we said earlier. He's supposed to be dating her daughter. If somebody looked like, damn you, look like you would be a groupie. You know, you probably heard that before, huh.
Speaker 4:I didn't hear that Really Exactly, wow See.
Speaker 2:It's a look.
Speaker 5:It's just the looks.
Speaker 3:It's a look, see, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1:I mean, we know you, we ain't trying to put you out there, I never would have said that because you would never be in my ocean.
Speaker 5:But I won't be never be in my ocean, but I won't be.
Speaker 4:I won't now be offending, but hey, you go to the Phoenix Suns game. I know you get a number on a napkin, just hand it to you.
Speaker 5:I have never been into a basketball game.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's why you better not go you better not go. I swear, baby, I'm keeping you out, I'm telling and I'm just like what is wrong with you? No, I thought you said that.
Speaker 3:This is the wrong one. You talking about the Phoenix Suns game, right?
Speaker 4:Yeah, at the Phoenix.
Speaker 2:Suns game.
Speaker 4:That nigga was bouncing the ball down the court, just looking at her like damn.
Speaker 3:Don't go to the WNBA one.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, WNBA game it's going to be two of us through the house.
Speaker 3:It'll be crowd surfing, crowd surfing, crowd surfing. All the way to you, hey girl.
Speaker 2:Take that, take that, take that, take that, take this t-shirt it's got my number on it. Call me.
Speaker 4:Take that, call me man bro, man, this shit is crazy, this shit is crazy. This shit is crazy.
Speaker 3:Nah, I just Like I don't know, man, it's just To me, like I'll be honest with you, when I was younger I never would mess with anybody the same age as my baby sister.
Speaker 1:Never. So that was the.
Speaker 3:And that turned out to be A messed up thing, because I ended up marrying one of the same age as my baby sister. No, but as I got older. But I didn't really check IDs back in those days anyway, yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, speaking of the WNBA, going to see Kaitlyn Clark June 30th.
Speaker 3:Oh, they're playing the Mercury's tonight.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're playing, oh you're driving down there, indiana you going to see them?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to see them. Got tickets.
Speaker 2:I got tickets.
Speaker 4:I got my tickets months ago, soon as the schedule came up. Two tickets I'm going to go watch that at watch that. I want to go watch that pretty girl and all those pretty women and I want to go watch.
Speaker 3:Ben Simmons playing. Is he back? See, listen, joe's going to get us canceled.
Speaker 2:What are you talking about?
Speaker 1:Joe's going to get us canceled.
Speaker 2:I'm not.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not saying nothing. All I know, hey, listen.
Speaker 3:This is Bosco. Hey, I can't have it. Dude. This is hilarious to me. I'm not in it.
Speaker 1:I'm just sitting up here looking for a head.
Speaker 4:That one went over my head.
Speaker 1:I don't care about the body count, it's just. I mean, you know you get older and whatever. I'm just trying to see what has been like famous. See, you got to think though.
Speaker 3:Think about it. It, you're 22 and there's no way he can say oh, I want kids. There's no way you're 22, professional athlete and say you want kids at 22, so now you got a kid, now there's a very experienced.
Speaker 4:I have my kids at 21 and 22, but I want a kid.
Speaker 3:I mean not just experience, but how old I want a kid, that's 21. That is a very experienced person. I had my kids at 21 and 22,. But I wanted kids, right, I mean not just experience, but how old was the mother at the time? 22. Getting what you wanted.
Speaker 1:Exactly, exactly, saying y'all was the same age.
Speaker 3:Raising kids. Y'all already raised kids, so. But now you're a young pup. Now what if she decides like, okay, I don't want to mess with you, no more, I want a million dollars a year in child support.
Speaker 4:Exactly you know where she going with this.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:That's a possibility. No, that's not a possibility.
Speaker 3:It's coming, it's true, it's coming, it's coming.
Speaker 4:I guarantee it, I'll put my life on that shit.
Speaker 5:Or I'll put my life on that shit, or maybe she waits for another kid and then she will get more child support. I'll put my life on that shit.
Speaker 1:I know it's coming. Hey well, at least we know that you're here.
Speaker 3:See, that's why I say every now and again we would like to have a woman.
Speaker 5:And then the people she dated. No, that's him, that's the same.
Speaker 4:That's the body count. See, they all came flying up Like cars, like a deck of cards.
Speaker 1:It's definitely how many cars are in the deck Like 52?.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't even know what to do.
Speaker 4:My son came home and said hey.
Speaker 3:I'm dating this 41-year-old chick and she's pregnant. What the fuck's wrong with you, kid? How you let that happen Are you, my son, you didn't come on she pregnant.
Speaker 4:What the? Fuck's wrong with you kid how you let that happen. Are you my son? What you doing my son? You didn't come on her face. What's wrong with you? I?
Speaker 2:said you put it all sprayed in her face Should have gave her all that moisturizer that she wanted.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have said that I don't think.
Speaker 4:I'm telling my son now I I'm telling my son now, I'm giving you some good advice. You better listen, heed my advice.
Speaker 1:See Chris Brown, yup.
Speaker 5:Oh hell no, fuck that. No, I'm saying, she did Right there.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. This ain't the same person. I'm all different people. Chris Brown, oh come on Trey song.
Speaker 4:I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Now I'm really done.
Speaker 1:Diddy probably, I guarantee.
Speaker 4:Diddy. Now I don't know. Diddy might have been chasing Chris Brown.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, diddy. Diddy's got a long distinguish list, bro, I'll tell you one thing about that motherfucker. I ain't high. Hey look, he did not mess with. No unnamed motherfucker.
Speaker 5:But you see this kind of stuff more nowadays than when you guys were younger.
Speaker 1:See now because of social media.
Speaker 4:But it was still prevalent back then, it was still prevalent Back then, too, it was still happening. It was still happening.
Speaker 3:It's just that Back then they didn't have the money that they have now.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, no, they, oh, they make money. Listen Way, way, way way back when, yeah, they had jobs During the Like, regular jobs, like sold cars, or, yeah, they had jobs back in the day Maybe summer school teachers.
Speaker 4:And they still played.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when they played.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, but now man these dudes make so much money now they make so much money and fucked up the strip club game man.
Speaker 1:Hey, I wish I could sit up here too. You can see the average guy like, damn just get out. But you think about it, a couple guy like damn just now but you think about a couple more weeks of like practice squad pay, I'll take it man, average guy, can't even go to club.
Speaker 3:No mom, all right, yeah huh, twenty dollars a song, god damn, I think what the fuck they mess it up for you, joe huh, I used to go dollar. Five dollars was a tip, that was it. The dollar table dance and shit. Now, oh no, it's $20 a song.
Speaker 1:What the fuck Shit, I'm going to dance for myself for that. Throw money all 20 for me, right? And then it's like, okay, you just dance for yourself.
Speaker 3:Let's get a couple shots of Hennessy right or whatever. Oh, they want $20 a shot for that shit. That's why.
Speaker 4:I don't even go to strip clubs for that shit.
Speaker 1:That's why I don't even go to strip clubs To take a shot with you. You got to pay for that, no they want a shot.
Speaker 4:They want a shot.
Speaker 3:Oh they oh, the girls want a shot, right.
Speaker 4:So when you pay $20 for the dance, $20 for the shot. See, trying to get you both players.
Speaker 2:Man, they going to milk you to death.
Speaker 3:That's Basketball players, football players, arizona's like that, because we have every goddamn sport team in the world.
Speaker 1:We got one of them over here, and then a lot of athletes, except for hockey Right, right, right.
Speaker 4:They just got rid of that bitch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're a three-sport town now, huh man you still got the Rafters.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I did go to a game.
Speaker 1:I went to a game back in 2006 Arena football.
Speaker 4:Yeah man, that shit is popular, yep Arena football.
Speaker 3:You ever been to Arena football?
Speaker 4:No, you need to get out More often I know right, yes you
Speaker 3:do Arena football, then you have, we got the soccer team.
Speaker 1:Maybe she like being sheltered.
Speaker 3:Nah Got a football team.
Speaker 4:Nobody living in Arizona Like being sheltered Basketball team team.
Speaker 3:Nobody living in Arizona like me. Wnba team. Wnba women tip better than me now.
Speaker 4:Ah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh my Lord.
Speaker 4:Oh my goodness, I don't know man.
Speaker 3:Nah, but it's all good.
Speaker 4:I was about to say something I forgot. Now you done took me off the subject.
Speaker 1:He took me off the subject when he said the WNBA women tip better than him. I'm like this dude is out of control, man.
Speaker 4:Just paying for pussy. I can't do it.
Speaker 3:I bet you're going to see Caitlyn Clark though.
Speaker 4:Congratulations bro Yep.
Speaker 3:I'm going to see her. I'm going to try to get her one of her shoes. You want some of her shoes, yeah.
Speaker 4:You can order her shoes online.
Speaker 3:I know, but I want her to sign them. I want the pair she wearing oh, come on now Wow, they might smell Would you smash, okay yeah.
Speaker 4:He know he'll smash, she's younger than him.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait Cause I forgot Listen.
Speaker 3:I already asked him that and I don't even wanna, I don't even wanna hear it.
Speaker 2:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:We can't. I mean, I know, I wouldn't, because she's 20.
Speaker 1:You know, caitlin Clark is right, that's a basketball girl.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's 20. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, I'll fold her up.
Speaker 3:I'll fold her like a lawn chair. No, I wouldn't do that, she's 20.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't do that. She's 20. I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. You're right.
Speaker 3:You're right, I wouldn't do that either yes, she is no, no, she's not, no, she's not no, she's not young, she's like 20. She graduated, so she's like 22.
Speaker 1:yes, yeah, she's 22.
Speaker 2:22. 22.
Speaker 5:your daughter. That's when I do the math here.
Speaker 2:That's when I do the math here, he's out of thing.
Speaker 4:He like click, click, click click click, click.
Speaker 3:He's an abacus, my oldest is the same age as you Pull that abacus out.
Speaker 4:Click, click, click. He is.
Speaker 3:My oldest daughter is the same age as you.
Speaker 1:You said his oldest daughter.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my youngest daughter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's the same age as you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're three oh.
Speaker 4:She's the same as you.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they had three. Oh, I thought you only had two.
Speaker 4:No, I had three, See you thought you knew, I don't know my parents. That's funny.
Speaker 1:Now, anyway, we was talking about. Let me see, I finished watching the Butch Reynolds.
Speaker 4:False positive. Yeah, I watched that 30 for 30 on Butch Reynolds.
Speaker 1:That was good. Huh, that was good man.
Speaker 4:Yeah, sprinter.
Speaker 5:Okay, yeah, remember they tried to get him for the steroids and all that stuff.
Speaker 4:The runner. They shit all over that man's name. Oh didn't they man. I felt bad for him.
Speaker 3:Why'd he do that? He was on steroids man.
Speaker 4:I felt bad for him. Why'd he?
Speaker 3:do that he was on steroids no no.
Speaker 4:It was clean.
Speaker 1:But they tried the way the IFF, they tried to. They tried to say that he was on steroids.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 5:Yep, that's all he did, so it pretty much Messed up his career yeah.
Speaker 1:They were circling the wrong, like where his was clean, it was the person Ahead of him that was dirty, but they were from a different country, but he was from the United States, so they circled him. Just wrong man, wrong. It was scandalous.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that 30 for 30, man you think that was on purpose that shit had me cheering up cause they said what they were trying to do.
Speaker 1:They were trying to show that track is clean. So they were basically he was a sacrificial lamb, pretty much. So they picked him like, oh, he just broke a world record, he's from the United States, let's get him. They ain't get nobody from because I think the person I forget who they said, but I think they were from Europe, the person before him that actually failed the test. It was sad, I would always think from Europe, the person before him that actually, like, failed the test.
Speaker 4:It was sad man.
Speaker 1:I would always think about that because, dude, when you go in there for them tests, they watch, like you stand at the urinal and they have people. So I'm letting y'all see this good insight you walk in, you walk into the bathroom, you have people, they sitting in chairs Obviously it's guys, right and they're just sitting in chairs. You go in, you lift up your sack it ain't like when you go to a concentra or anything like that. They kind of look at you and then you just stand like at the urinal, pee in the cup, and you pee in the cup, so you can't use that tube. No, pee in the cup, so you can't use that tube. No, you don't have nothing on.
Speaker 2:No, you go in there you're naked, or you just have on underwear and you they literally they looking.
Speaker 1:So if you, if that's the urinal right there, they're sitting in these chairs and you walk in like in your underwear. You take them down, put your hands out.
Speaker 4:They look, lift up the sack make sure you got no pee in the bag they give you the cup put some bleach, on your finger, yeah that's a good one and then they seal it up and all that.
Speaker 3:All they do is be inconclusive.
Speaker 1:Because you think about that sometimes You'd be like man if these cats ever sat up here and said I failed a drug test, like for anything man.
Speaker 4:I'd be so mad.
Speaker 1:I would know they lied so that's why I think it's so upsetting with Butch Reynolds Sitting up here like man. How y'all going to do that to the hometown hero.
Speaker 4:Man, he was kicking ass too.
Speaker 1:Man shout out to Akron Ohio. I got to get that in there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was meaning to mention that earlier today.
Speaker 1:We talked about Butch Reynolds.
Speaker 2:We ain't going to say that's cool, yeah, shout out to Akron, got you know we ain't going to say that's cool. Yeah, you see that.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Akron. Got something else? Anybody got something? Any recommendations for any TV shows or movies? No, I did watch Breakpoint. I finished watching Breakpoint. That's a tennis documentary on Netflix. Okay, long Legs, it's a movie coming out. I don't if it come out this week, next week. I just looked it up real quick so it looks good. I don't know what it's about, but we don't fact check, y'all just listen to us for entertainment hey, I heard that it's called wait yeah long, yeah, long legs. I think it's out now.
Speaker 3:I'm waiting on that Kevin Costner one. I want to see that.
Speaker 4:I'm going to see Inside Out 2. That's what I want to see.
Speaker 1:Oh, inside Out 2?.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I like the first one. The first one was funny. Gotta go at night Huh.
Speaker 3:Gotta go at night I know I'm not going during the day With all the kids. All them damn kids up in there. I made that mistake when I went to see Spider-Man.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what? The Bike Riders is out? Hey, that's the one. Joe was like oh, they showed all the good stuff in the preview. Yeah, it just ruined my happiness. I'm like man, I'm going to see it anyway.
Speaker 3:Oh, that one with Kevin Costner, the two-part one. Is that coming out of the movies or Netflix? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:With the.
Speaker 3:Yellowstone. No, it's like a western he got Horizon or something like that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I don't know man, they got something for Celine Dion Dang.
Speaker 4:Yeah, man.
Speaker 1:Blackwater Lane. I don't know what Blackwater Lane is.
Speaker 3:Is that a documentary? I?
Speaker 1:don't know, because if it is, it's going to be by Blackwater and man, that's going to be something to watch right there. Yeah, so it probably ain't too much else. Yeah, I don't see nothing. Yeah, me neither. All I see is bike riders. So that's the movie of the week bike riders.
Speaker 4:Right and the watchers Go see it.
Speaker 1:Oh the watchers, yeah the watchers, go see it. Yeah, the watchers the watchers is good.
Speaker 4:You saw that already. It was good. I don't see that one that's about it.
Speaker 1:Obviously everybody know about bad boys. Yeah, we saw that already Go ahead and see that We'll go watch more movies and watch more TV shows.
Speaker 5:We ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 2:We'll see y'all next time.
Speaker 1:Y'all have fun. We already played the music. That's the crowd.
Speaker 2:Y'all know that crowd is loud too oh yeah, look at that, you like that that's for you, right there.
Speaker 1:Alright, that's for all the 40 year old women that are like 22 year old, at least 30. That's for all the 40-year-old women that are like 22-year-old.
Speaker 5:At least 30. Give me 10.
Speaker 1:And this is for all the 60-year-old men. What can they like? Can they like 40-year-old? Oh, somebody said Bill Belichick's girlfriend is 26, 25, or 24 maybe you have like a boo.
Speaker 3:I'm sure she just love him. She said boo.
Speaker 4:She just love him.
Speaker 1:huh, we're going to get one. Though we're going to find one.
Speaker 5:I bet she's trying to have a kid, That'll be for men that don't want to date older women. I bet she's trying to have kids.
Speaker 4:I know she's trying to have kids. I know she's trying to get knocked up. Who Bill Belichick's?
Speaker 1:girl what he probably can't have babies no more.
Speaker 3:She ain't shame me, because I don't want to date older women my age.
Speaker 5:Not just you.
Speaker 1:Ain't nothing matter with that, Joe. I think it's fantastic.
Speaker 3:Shit, we both in there with diapers on.
Speaker 2:What the fuck that.
Speaker 4:I'm good, y'all changing each other, watching each other back.
Speaker 1:Alright, y'all Alright, we out, we out of here. Peace.