Nobody’s Talking Podcast
Hot Takes on Summer Fun and Viral Fame
What happens when we return from a rejuvenating break? Hilarious tales, engaging topics, and a sprinkle of nostalgia! We kick things off with stories about our punctuality mishaps and professional blunders, including a throwback to Ray J's unforgettable Breakfast Club interview. Feeling the summer heat? We get real about temperatures soaring above 110 degrees and how a new meal prep venture is keeping us cool and healthy. Ever dined at Sizzler? Our funny and slightly embarrassing memories will have you in stitches!
First class or coach? That's the big question as we unpack our experiences of luxury air travel versus budget-friendly options. We talk about the perks of first-class amenities, the envy of walking past those plush seats, and the dream destinations we'd fly to if we hit the lottery. And just for fun, we throw in some logistical chaos of airport pickups and the allure of ultra-luxury flights to exotic places like Bora Bora and Maldives. Whether you're a high-flyer or an economy aficionado, this segment will resonate with every travel enthusiast.
What do viral internet fame, electric vehicles, and celebrity sightings have in common? They're all part of our lively discussions! Laugh along with our reactions to the "Hawk Tuah" memes and society's expectations around young women in viral videos. Curious about electric vehicles? We break down the practicality and excitement of the Tesla Cybertruck and electric motorcycles, contrasting them with traditional gas guzzlers. From negotiating motorcycle deals to glimpsing luxury cars and celebs, we cover it all with humor and insight. Plus, don't miss our shout-outs to athletes like Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, adding a touch of sports excitement to the mix. Buckle up for an episode packed with diverse topics and plenty of laughs!
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
What happens when we return from a rejuvenating break? Hilarious tales, engaging topics, and a sprinkle of nostalgia! We kick things off with stories about our punctuality mishaps and professional blunders, including a throwback to Ray J's unforgettable Breakfast Club interview. Feeling the summer heat? We get real about temperatures soaring above 110 degrees and how a new meal prep venture is keeping us cool and healthy. Ever dined at Sizzler? Our funny and slightly embarrassing memories will have you in stitches!
First class or coach? That's the big question as we unpack our experiences of luxury air travel versus budget-friendly options. We talk about the perks of first-class amenities, the envy of walking past those plush seats, and the dream destinations we'd fly to if we hit the lottery. And just for fun, we throw in some logistical chaos of airport pickups and the allure of ultra-luxury flights to exotic places like Bora Bora and Maldives. Whether you're a high-flyer or an economy aficionado, this segment will resonate with every travel enthusiast.
What do viral internet fame, electric vehicles, and celebrity sightings have in common? They're all part of our lively discussions! Laugh along with our reactions to the "Hawk Tuah" memes and society's expectations around young women in viral videos. Curious about electric vehicles? We break down the practicality and excitement of the Tesla Cybertruck and electric motorcycles, contrasting them with traditional gas guzzlers. From negotiating motorcycle deals to glimpsing luxury cars and celebs, we cover it all with humor and insight. Plus, don't miss our shout-outs to athletes like Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone, adding a touch of sports excitement to the mix. Buckle up for an episode packed with diverse topics and plenty of laughs!
Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!
We're back After one week, one week off, and back in the saddles. Oh yeah, we got some good stories. We got some good stories. We have some Professional Professionalism, non-professionalism stories. I'll take that. We got some Be there on Time stories. Oh, some BET weekend? Well, would have had some BET weekend stories, but I don't have any.
Speaker 1:I came back so I never made it to the BET. I was at the BET weekend. I was at the BET weekend but not at the BET weekend. So I experienced the non-experience for black entertainment television. I ain't seen none of the Ray J fights. I guess it was some fights. Ray J, my dude, I'm going to tell you this. I remember when Ray J did the Breakfast Club, right when he was like indoor pool, outdoor pool this was the one that blew him up, shout out to the Breakfast Club, like with Yee Charlamagne, yeah, and I guess they were saying they were just about to turn it into a country station, I have no idea Before they came in, before, well, and then that interview happened, like with Ray J, I don't know the whole like schematics, or how long they had or what. But then once when Ray J came on there, I don't know who he was talking about. But if you just Google Ray J and Breakfast Club Classic interview like with indoor pool, outdoor pool, fat dog, whatever it was that took them and man Over the top.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was almost.
Speaker 1:I don't know how long they were on the air, because I had really probably just started listening Because they're not.
Speaker 3:I mean they're not really shock jocks like Howard Stern.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, yeah, they're not shock jocks. They're not shock jocks, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's all about the guests, right yeah?
Speaker 1:No, that's true. Like you know, when your guests come in, you know you got to let your guests have the floor. So we like to formally invite Jed back because he was talked over a little bit. Let him speak, I agree, and we're gonna give him the whole, but we got like 60. Well, we're gonna all talk, but you know you're gonna be. I should have shot, you know, should have looked out today, but I just assume because of the holidays and all that. But anyway, welcome to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. I don't know if I said that already. This is the host With the most Bosco Pearson. We are minus one. Rodeo slash Alabama. Joe is not here, he's in Alabama, but back fresh from vacation. To my left we have Shrod.
Speaker 3:Former Silky, I'm happy to be back, but I'm not happy to be back because it's hot as a.
Speaker 1:Oh it is hot, it's hot a mother. Oh it is hot, it's hot like hey. When we say hot, like the next 6-7 days gonna be like 111, 111, 112, 114. I think I saw a 116 in there yesterday. Hey, you know what? Actually it hit 115. Oh, yeah, it did. Yesterday it hit 115. It's like COVID.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yesterday hit 115 it's like covid, you're hot because you remember it was extra hot, covid oh, yeah, so now, yeah, now my left is superman is in the building laser eyes. Hey, you know, you know, you're the only one that get that right, Right, hey, I'm going to tell you all too.
Speaker 1:I start trying this meal prep. I won't say who, because they don't pay us. Yeah, ain't nobody paying us, so we ain't saying nobody, no more, but we will say Raising Cane's, because I guess, steve, no, we can't talk about it because I mean we pay for it, but anyway, it's, it's factor so yeah, I see it pop up all the time I was like you like it, though.
Speaker 3:I mean, how's the food once you cook? I mean it's cool, it's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 1:Yeah, some taste, yeah no, I got it, got some taste to it. I mean I'm not gonna sit up here and compare it to oh well, this is better than mama's cooking. Yeah, it ain't nothing like that.
Speaker 2:Nothing better than mama's cooking.
Speaker 1:It's nourishing and for me, because I'm not like a big, I'm not a humongous eater anyway, so the portions for me is fine. It's actually portion control, so you need to eat that meal, so where somebody else will probably eat two or three of them.
Speaker 2:I had one then a few.
Speaker 1:Like I did the intro, I did 14 meals, I think it was like $73 is it dehydrated, like you had water. No, no, you just throw it in the microwave. Throw it in the microwave, but I guess you have to the date. I didn't look at what the date is to throw them in the freezer though. Oh, okay, so they're all. Like I said, I've had two so far.
Speaker 3:I think it's set up so that you basically get 14 meals. Yeah, it's two meals a day.
Speaker 1:But then when you add life, you know, sometimes you want to eat at your favorite fast food establishment or you may go to a I won't say five-star restaurant, because you know I like one-star restaurants. So you know I'm a sizzler type nigga. You know I'd say the five-star restaurant for you, big ballers, right here.
Speaker 3:Is there any sizzlers still around?
Speaker 1:Hey, 51st Avenue and Indian School.
Speaker 3:Yes, it sure is. They got rid of the one at Metro.
Speaker 2:Center right, yeah, it's not there anymore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got the guts there. One time I can talk, because it ain't gone.
Speaker 1:Remember I told you that time. Shit on myself, that's the worst. Hey, listen, was living in el mirage, so you know where el mirage is and you know where metro center is, so was going down, uh, gun lab, okay, I'm like uh-oh, oh, hell, uh. So you looking around the gas stations and you sitting up here like man, listen, this was so bad I. I know I went into a burger king. I have absolutely no idea what burger king I went into, but all I know is boom, I busted up in the door, right hit the bathroom. Nigga, pull my pants down but sit. But all I know is, boom, I bust it up in the door, right Hit the bathroom. Nigga pulled my pants down.
Speaker 3:Was sitting. Listen, that's 100 right there, because we done all been there as soon as I was sitting down and I was like whew, at least I ain't boo-boo on myself. Hey, we all been there.
Speaker 1:Hey, I almost boo-booed on myself. He had an explosion waiting to happen. Oh my God, Boom. I think that was the last time. Honestly, I think that was the last time I've been to the Sizzlers man. This might have been, and I only went there because a damn white man can't jump, Remember I'm?
Speaker 1:from Ohio so we don't have sizzlers and all Well, we had the Ponderosa, which is. But you know I'm thinking. You know I love Kadeem Hardison, dwayne Wade or Dwayne Wayne, so you know he said man, we going to sizzle. I'm like oh, man, we going to sizzle, man got to the sizzler, oh my God, and that was whoo. As soon as I took my pants down, was going to sit down. Hey, sorry for the vivid description, but don't act like y'all ain't almost ever boo-booed on. Y'all Listen that timing got to be impeccable.
Speaker 1:I've been in the same situation.
Speaker 3:You pull over you find a McDonald's or a Burger King or something or a taco, just somewhere with a restaurant. You be looking straight at the.
Speaker 1:I ain't ordering nothing, I'm going right there, oh yeah, and then I walk right back out.
Speaker 3:I walk right back out. How you gonna eat after this. I ordered like a drink or something, Just like oh, let me get.
Speaker 1:No, I ain't getting nothing. I walk right back out.
Speaker 2:Straight in and straight out.
Speaker 1:I don't know Straight to quick trip.
Speaker 3:I was done. I felt bad because what I did to that commode man.
Speaker 2:He's like man. It wasn't that nice.
Speaker 1:Hey, that's when you sat down too. I was like, oh my God, I'm so glad I made it. I was like I think I can go home now, I'm so glad I made it. I was like I think I can go home now. Then your insides start feeling all raw.
Speaker 3:You're like man, you ain't living if you ain't, that ain't never happened. Yeah, man, I'm like dude, I'm like that.
Speaker 1:I think it might have been a salad bar, I don't know Something.
Speaker 3:Something gave him the bubble.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, but anyway, back, you know, with the factor no, that ain't hard, it's legit. I mean I canceled. I forgot to cancel because you got it until Tuesday. I think they deliver them every Tuesday. This one was a little late. They sent me an email so they sent it on. I got the delivery on a Wednesday Due to the holiday.
Speaker 1:But I'm going to get one more, like 14 meals. I think this time it might have been like 139. Because, like I said, with all them piling up like that, yeah, that 139 a week, no, hell, no, yeah you get to pick your meals.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 1:Well, this time they're going to probably send me exactly what I ordered, because I never went back, but you do get to pick.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But you can't pick, though, and you don't even have to get 14.
Speaker 3:You can do seven or Some people do one meal a day, some people do yeah, it just depends. So that's why I said I might eat In my style.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I, might eat like in a couple of weeks or whatever, because I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up, probably. Just, I mean I might you go through them, because I can say this you do Like I'll eat one a little later. Give it a try.
Speaker 3:Then eat one again.
Speaker 1:Like I said, it was, no, that's exactly what it is If people go buy it and the food is decent. Like I said, I ain't sitting up here. It ain't like Roscoe's chicken and waffles or Lolo's.
Speaker 2:It's like airplane food.
Speaker 3:Airplane food is expensive, ain't it? I don't know. Now it is.
Speaker 1:You got to buy it you rich nigga, I ain't never had airplane food.
Speaker 2:I'm poor. Maybe the first time I flew I ain't had it.
Speaker 1:I only been in first class like one time.
Speaker 2:I ain't never flown first class.
Speaker 1:I got bumped up. They was like hey, you want to sit here?
Speaker 2:No, I ain't never got to fly. I ain't never got to first class.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, I ain't that dude, I was traveling over last sit first class first. It seem like you would sit in the last class.
Speaker 1:I understand that. But then when you look at them you have resentment when you pass by them, do you look?
Speaker 3:at them like resentment. There's like three little kids in first class. I'm like these little.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you if you're a real one or not. You make your family sit their ass in coach and you sit in first class.
Speaker 2:That'd be cold as hell. He ain't not enjoying some champagne while he's back there with the kids.
Speaker 3:It's crazy, though, because when you're at the airport, right, everybody's just waiting to get on the plane anyway.
Speaker 2:because you just want to be on that one.
Speaker 3:But if you first class, you're going to get first class anyway. You got overhead storage space. You ain't got to fight for none of that stuff. But got overhead storage space and you ain't got to fight for none of that stuff but like you said, you just sitting there and people just walking by you like hey, and then they be like they don't want to look at you.
Speaker 2:Some people Cole, they'll look right at you.
Speaker 3:They be like yeah, walk your ass back to coach.
Speaker 2:Extra 450,. You could have been sitting here, dude. That hey that.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm self-admitted, I'm cheap dog.
Speaker 3:I'm cheap. I'm too cheap. I'm like we all going to the same place. Dude, that's what I'm saying, that's how I look at it Like you get a little extra bag space, that's it.
Speaker 2:You get on first and you get off first I'm sitting up here. Man, I'm getting off two minutes after you. We cool.
Speaker 1:Dude. And then we still sitting up here at the baggage claim together. So I'm like, dude, you was just sitting in first class and you sitting here with me, and then you get outside, you looking at your watch, Am I right already here? Because I done, got ghetto rah-rah to come get me. Exactly you be like hey, tyrone coming to get me.
Speaker 2:Man Tyrone he be five minutes late, but it's okay because I got to get my baggage anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3:But yeah, they don't do meals unless you in first class or you want to buy them. Yeah because, yeah.
Speaker 2:That was like.
Speaker 1:And do you have to pay for the peanuts and all?
Speaker 2:that stuff?
Speaker 3:No, no, they give you snacks, they still give you that stuff free, right.
Speaker 2:They'll. That's when I was in the military then.
Speaker 3:Unless you flying.
Speaker 2:Frontier.
Speaker 1:Spirit, because it was United. Thank you for your service.
Speaker 2:Thank you.
Speaker 3:I remember I got that meal and I was just like Last year when I flew international, we got meals, Because it's international oh right.
Speaker 1:Did y'all have them, ones that were like I want to go on one of them I'm not going to pay for it, though when you fly like far, but they got the ones where you lay down and all that. How much does it cost? It's expensive, huh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're talking about $25,000, $3,000 a seat, damn $3,000?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're going to give you a blankie and a pillow.
Speaker 3:They're going to give you a blankie and a pillow. They're going to read you a picture. It's like its own room like your own little cubby and the seats are flattened out. Yeah, there's your own little TV in there and everything that's when you're going to fuck, draw a curtain if you want to.
Speaker 1:They're like $3,000. Man, they out there. Damn well, I'm like man, that's a couple, that's some tanks of gas, that's some oil changes For real, like listen, bora Bora, bora Bora. That's like expensive huh yeah Bora.
Speaker 3:Bora is in.
Speaker 1:Tahiti oh is it. It's a part of.
Speaker 3:Tahiti. It's one of the Tahitian islands.
Speaker 1:Yeah. There's Bora Bora, there's two other ones I'm going. I ain't going to Bora Bora, yeah, bora Bora's part of Tahiti. I'm going to Miami Florida. That's good enough.
Speaker 2:I'm going to Hawaii. That's the only I'm going to like Mykonos.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've never been to Hawaii, which is in Greece, but I heard, unless you go in there, I like the Caribbean all you want to do is smash. That's the only reason why you go to Mykonos. It's just, where's Mykonos? Where is that In Greece? Oh, so you see the. It's like Bora Bora. You see the ads with the bungalows out on the water.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, like the Maldives.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, the Maldives, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:When I hit the lotto I get one of them type vacations. Oh yeah, no.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, First off if I hit the jackpot. Yeah, you hit Powerball.
Speaker 3:I've hit Powerball before, but I won 50 bucks.
Speaker 1:So I want your niggas holding up to where I mean I can sit up there. If they sit up here and be like, okay, well, you know, in two weeks I don't know if you're going to be here, Nigga, I'm going forever. For real, I'm charging, I'm charging everything.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you're going to be here. Nigga, I'm going, but ever.
Speaker 2:For real.
Speaker 1:I'm charging Ever. I'm charging everything I don't care For real, yeah, yeah. Because you're going to do hey, I'm about to stimulate the economy.
Speaker 3:You got 14 days to live. I'm going somewhere. I'm out man. I'm out man. It's been a week. It's been at least a week of 14 days. Somewhere I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
Speaker 1:I'm going first class to heaven. Hey wait, did y'all hear about that preacher? Hey, look, somebody. Look it up real quick, go away. It was a preacher. I don't know where this was at, but he was selling plots to heaven. I swear to God, I think it's a true story. What?
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey man, you talking about getting scammed. Who was buying them Old?
Speaker 1:folks Probably hey come on man.
Speaker 3:Seriously, he was just selling plots of land to heaven. Wow you see that. Christian pastor is going viral for selling plots in heaven for heaven. Wow, you see that Christian pastor is going viral for selling plots in heaven for $100 per square meter.
Speaker 1:Now here's my next question Is that real? Or do you think because the internet is so salacious, now you don't know what. I mean, it's a whole different story and we jump around a lot. We don't care, we just entertain it. But the Hot Hotua girl, no, listen, remember they said she was a preschool teacher. She wasn't, no, nigga. She said she worked in the factory.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then she got fired and all that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she said she ain't no preschool teacher. Her parents, they don't care, they just thought it was funny. Man, she's 21. The what?
Speaker 2:Listen. Oh, you ain't heard about the Hot Tui, hot Tui girl. You ain't heard of the Hot Tui girl when?
Speaker 1:you been All right well here. Let me tell you this right here, for all you people that have kids. That's 21 years old. Your daughter sucks dick. I just want to be flat out.
Speaker 2:Well, she don't suck dick Unless she a lesbian.
Speaker 1:Or she might eat pussy, she might suck clit she's sucking something Right, unless she's like truly, truly a virgin. I just you know.
Speaker 2:She still might have been sucking something. That's why they be claiming they still a virgin.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, because then they just suck. Hey, look at the hot, hold on, I'm sending it to All. Right here, y'all go, we're going to play the Hot Tour Girl. It's a young lady that's in. Were they in Nashville Probably she's been getting some good deals. Her and her friend was hanging out and I guess there's a gentleman that has a YouTube page Shout out to him. I don't know the guy's name exactly, but you know they do these little street interviews and see now that's truly going viral. Yes, like people that try to go, you can't. No, viral just happens.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I mean what she said. I mean it's funny. So people just took it, it was real. People just took it yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean it's funny, so people just took it. It was real, people just took it. Yeah, it was real. All right, hold on, let's go ahead and. Here, it is right here.
Speaker 3:Get drunk, like we're doing right now. Y'all get over a breakup right now, the only way to get over.
Speaker 2:one is get under another, amen.
Speaker 1:So you got to Hold on. Let to start it over. All right, here we go, Break up.
Speaker 3:Get drunk Like we're doing right now.
Speaker 2:Y'all get over a breakup right now the only way to get over one is get under another. Amen, so you got a side piece, maybe. Maybe I got three, maybe I got seven. How many is on your roster?
Speaker 1:There's only one I want. But to be serious, I'm a boo, so how many you got on your roster right now?
Speaker 2:Maybe four.
Speaker 1:One. He said one, maybe four, how many you got on your roster?
Speaker 2:None you trying to add one to it.
Speaker 1:Add one. Yeah, you trying to add one more to it. Yeah, that's me. Maybe, I don't know, can I get your number.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There you go, you got it. There you go. Two to the right I got one more. I got one more for you. That's a good question.
Speaker 1:It's like you to make it good, leave a message to your last body, my last body.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to break up. Get strong.
Speaker 1:We're going to start over.
Speaker 3:Y'all get over a breakup right now. We got it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hold on. Yeah, we got to find a. I've seen it. I know it's a better one. I remember they played it. Is that it right there?
Speaker 3:I'm surprised you hadn't heard this, Steve.
Speaker 2:Man, that shit was so viral dog.
Speaker 1:This is it right here. Yeah, all right, y'all, let's try it again.
Speaker 2:You don't answer this, you got it.
Speaker 1:What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Speaker 2:Oh, you got to give him that hawk tooth and spit on that thing. You get me.
Speaker 1:I don't get you. I think you got to demonstrate Hawk Tooth Spit on it, spit on it.
Speaker 3:You got to answer this oh man, Tooth Spit on that thing.
Speaker 1:Hey, now tell me this, hawk a loogie on it. Yeah, see, listen, I'm going to tell you what people like, people love when you're just genuine, when you Basically, when you're just Living, when you're your true self, when you try to be like Somebody else and all that, or try to man, that's fake. I mean nobody's in the picture Talking about yeah, ain't nobody talking about Going somewhere, being like super ignorant or whatever, but you can Just be yourself, be genuine.
Speaker 2:Huh, you just might be one of those super ignorant motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:Oh, nah, yeah, nah. Okay, he be like, okay, well, hold on, we got to keep him inside. Yeah, hey, I wanted to see the part when they, on one of the questions, when he said, leave a message to your last body, she was like I love you, pookie.
Speaker 3:I was like man. I respect her.
Speaker 1:Look like them chicks might like a little bit of the darker hue ding-dongs. For real Gangbang.
Speaker 2:Double dip chocolate.
Speaker 1:That chick said hot to us. Spit on that thing.
Speaker 3:I saw it. You know the memes have been crazy, right? The funniest one I saw was they had her on a cover of Time Magazine saying the most sought after person in America.
Speaker 1:Oh hey, I know Now what celebrity, what celebrity do you think, is sitting up here trying to smash Brad Pitt, all of them, but dog man, I'm telling you. I think. Well, just from, I think these chicks might like black dudes, yeah, from.
Speaker 3:Tyrese, I mean come on dog.
Speaker 2:Her interaction. What white dude you know named.
Speaker 1:Pookie yeah, that's true. And then with the one shit, pookie Giving homeboy the number. He's a black dude, so you know they just hey we know yeah. And white women's moving the black men's up. I respect her. I know, hey, she being her true self 100. That is hilarious. She said hot too and spit on dog Too.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:I'm just like damn, and she doubled up on it too. Yeah, yeah, that's what I liked about it.
Speaker 1:Ain't bad looking. No, not too bad oh they're very, very good looking young ladies.
Speaker 3:She merchandising all the hats. Right now Her signboards are gone.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you the funniest thing I saw. I think my dude sent it. They have her image. They must have got it from the internet or whatever, and they had it over a soap dispenser, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:You put your hand up it goes. I saw that one, I did see that one but I was wondering who the girl was. Who was the girl that was an ex-girlfriend or some shit?
Speaker 1:yeah that's the hot tour girl, the hot tour man. Yeah, that chick I was like.
Speaker 2:That was creative.
Speaker 1:He's like I guarantee that chick she can probably get for doing. She'd be like oh, if you want me to do the hot tour, $10,000.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh, you know there's some $10,000 cats out there that'd be like man here man, she probably made too much money off that, yeah hell yeah, I bet she's probably.
Speaker 1:I know Pornhub done messed around and somebody done reached out to her. That's too that is too.
Speaker 3:I saw Shaq interviewed her for his podcast.
Speaker 2:Shaq was like shit.
Speaker 1:Probably looking around Shaq want to give her the hot tour.
Speaker 2:Shaq, like you, the hot tour. Shaq trying to get the hot tour. That's funny man. Yeah, I want to see what your skills like. And now, on a scale of one to ten, I'll be honest with you. Let me see, let me see, oh, oh damn. 10 plus you 11, girl, you 11, off the charts off the scales, like you're saying.
Speaker 3:This pastor selling land, so back to that real quick a hundred dollars per square meter.
Speaker 1:He's in uganda you know, see, I hate to put that on my people, but I was going to sit up here and be like, hey, they black, aren't they? And when you say Uganda, yes, they be hustling Correct, they be hustling, I agree. Selling plots to heaven. Man, listen, that's crazy as hell how you going to sit up there and do that.
Speaker 3:God reached out to him in 2017 telling him he should sell plots. Oh, that's what he said. That's what he said. Yeah, man he crazy as hell. Somebody reached out Drugs reached out to him. I'm like damn hey. I wonder how much he made off that hey.
Speaker 1:I want to know that too.
Speaker 2:I bet you he's driving a stretch Hummer.
Speaker 3:Yeah, better than a Tesla Cybertruck. I saw a man this video guy talking about the Tesla Cybertruck. Good Lord, who is that? Sorry, I was distracted. Who is that Sorry, I was distracted.
Speaker 1:That's our next story.
Speaker 3:So this guy was talking about the Tesla Cybertruck. So you know it costs $50. $50. He didn't even fill it up. He got 133 miles on it. He was making a joke. He's like I don't know why no one would want to buy this most beautiful truck in the world. You know, I charged it overnight for 24 hours and I got to about 133 miles on it. Like why would I want to go buy a gas vehicle, put $50 in it and get $400?
Speaker 1:hey, I was weak. Look with those trucks. Did you know that? Uh, they, I forget what they were saying, that I'm gonna look it up. They were saying a lot of people like if you get in an accident, they're almost damaging them out because it's too, because it's too expensive to fix.
Speaker 1:But they were saying you can hit it with a hammer, I mean with like a bat and stuff, and it won't Not supposed to. Yeah, like, if you just hit the door and all that, like with a bat, it's fine, but if you got in an accident or something, they're going to total it. Yeah, because it's like so expensive. Yeah, god's like so expensive. Yeah, god, that's crazy man.
Speaker 2:Tesla's is in the same boat. All the Teslas Super expensive to repair.
Speaker 1:So I'm cool.
Speaker 2:They total them out. Little fender benders. Maybe you can repair that, because it's just a bumper cover.
Speaker 1:How do you like taking trips, Santa, oh me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm cool with it. It don't matter to me. I was like I still. I don't like pulling over like every 200 miles just to charge. So I like pulling over maybe every 400 miles like you in the car.
Speaker 1:So let's say you go to Vegas, yep, what's the added trip from if you take your gas car to where, if you take the?
Speaker 2:Tesla. It's 45 minutes.
Speaker 1:So it adds 45 minutes to the ride it adds 45 minutes to the trip. Yeah, at least I mean it ain't bad because you're figuring you're saving money.
Speaker 3:But when you charge it is it pretty expensive to charge $15. That's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, $15,. Charge it back to 80%. Boom, take off.
Speaker 1:So what if you want to go back to $100? Might be about $18. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But you got and that's going to take a whole hour, so you added an hour, yeah.
Speaker 1:So now, what's the Tesla or what's the electric vehicle that gets you the most? Are there any? That get you three or 400 miles.
Speaker 3:It just depends on the battery you get.
Speaker 1:No, I know, it depends too on your driving habits.
Speaker 3:I know I saw like one of the Lucis Lucis gets you the best range Lucis 120,000.
Speaker 2:Are they? Yeah, they supposed to be the luxury line.
Speaker 1:Go get one. Let us know how it is. I ain't getting one.
Speaker 2:I'm getting one when I hit the lotto. I'm going to let you know now. That's going to be the first purchase I make, I'll be pulling up in my Lucid. I'm going to get a Lamborghini, my Lucid Gravite.
Speaker 3:I just saw one leaving the gym, yeah on.
Speaker 2:Bell Road. Is it electric? You going to get an electric?
Speaker 1:Lambo, or you going yeah, it's like 700.
Speaker 2:I want to rattle the windows 760,000.
Speaker 3:I meant to send you this video. This dude put like a sound machine or something you don't drive that Like sound power.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, they got that on the Dodge.
Speaker 3:Oh no, they put it on a Tesla.
Speaker 2:They got one on a Dodge too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the car exactly like Joe's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, the brand new one, but the electric one. They got the electric version.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, they got electric sound, yeah, so the dude put it on a Tesla, it's hilarious this dude's showing off on the video. It sound good, you can make it sound like anything. Oh wow, you can make it sound like a motorcycle. Motorcycle, yeah.
Speaker 3:Man, I would trip out if I saw a Tesla going down the street and I hear it go yeah, I know that's like the.
Speaker 1:Okay, I get the electric cars, but dude, you're not selling me on an electric motorcycle man.
Speaker 2:Hey, man, until you pull up next to one, I drove. No, I pulled up next to one Down on Bell. I was coming down on Bell Driving next to this Zero. It was a Zero, the electric motorcycle. That motherfucker took off like a bat out of here. Phew Stop. At the next light I catch up to him. Man, what the fuck you got in there? Oh, that's the electric vehicle. You know what I mean. So I'm trying to race him right Wide open. Phew Gone.
Speaker 3:I just saw a list not too long ago. It was an electric motorcycle.
Speaker 1:Oh no, that's two or three or something yeah.
Speaker 3:It's the top two or three.
Speaker 1:That's the extra special, but that one is probably like $80,000.
Speaker 2:He said you got to charge it for nine hours to ten hours and you only get an hour drive time, an hour Hour, hour and a half tops, depending on your driving Now, don't you get a motorcycle? To drive insane.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying about electric. Now, if you're getting for practical purposes, okay.
Speaker 2:Like to ride to work and shit. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1:But you ain't getting that to be practical.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:Not a motorcycle. I got the juice. I got the juice.
Speaker 2:I got the juice. I'm going to use it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you get on a motorcycle just to kind of rip and run and, just you know, have a little fun, like when you get on your BMX bike or something and want to go jump ramps A little bit, but then every now and then you just want to take off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, especially when you get on the highway.
Speaker 3:Your battery go from 90 to 30.
Speaker 1:When you sit up here and you start up your bike and then you sit up here and be like damn, that exhaust sounds exactly how I want it Exactly. You ain't going to never say that one time driving on an electric motorcycle.
Speaker 2:Unless you put the sound system on there, that exhaust sound system. Oh yeah, what you want today? You want the Harley, you want the Rebel.
Speaker 3:Rebel. It just doesn't, like you said, for practical reasons, if you just do it, go from. I'm cool Like electrical car yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, electrical bike, though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't want an electric bike, nah, I just want my booster. I get the booster, it's a wrap, it's over. But if I find my thousand, I'll take that too. Almost, almost, yeah, we did. I find my thousand. I'll take that too. Almost, almost. Yeah, we did almost find my thousand man well, I was on that, motherfucker I'm trying to give it out to him. Man.
Speaker 1:Hey be uh be sent it to me. Oh shit, it was uh offer up okay and then, uh, I was like, oh, I sent it to him, so I hit dude up like, hey, you still got it.
Speaker 2:He was like, yeah, and I hit him up. Didn't know he hit him up until he told me I said bosco. I just hit him up, man. He said he still got it yeah, he asked me if I can give him.
Speaker 1:Oh, go ahead so I told him I was like, hey, I got an 8 000. Like, I know I need more, but I'm just trying to see to see what he's gonna do so I can tell.
Speaker 1:But hey, he told me, I told him 8 000 and he was talking about, like you know, but I think when he hit him up he had already said a price. So then I just left it alone. I was like, okay, I don't want to say nothing, but it was one other time. I text, you know. I was like, hey, do you you still? Uh, you still have it. You never said anything and I guess Steve was talking to him the whole time, so he was sending me little screenshots of the text back and forth. So I was like, all right, I'm just trying to get dude to be like, okay, let's see what he'll take. Dog, this thing was nice, what was it?
Speaker 3:CBR 16. Cbr 1,000. 2017. Oh nice, what was it? 16. 2017.
Speaker 2:4,000 miles 4,000 miles. He wanted 12, and I said bro, I got 10. He said here, take 10. I got 10 for you he said you got anything you can trade. I said man, I got 10 for you.
Speaker 3:I ain't got nothing to trade.
Speaker 2:And he was like man, if you can do it today, and I was like man, I bank at USA, I can't just take $10,000. I'll take $48. So I said man, I'll hit you up at $48 with a 10K, he wouldn't take half. No, I said, I can hit you $2,000 right now.
Speaker 1:I can hit you $2,000 tomorrow Because you still want to ride.
Speaker 2:yeah and see, because I still got the pot, you know, I still got a ride. I gotta test it out. I can give you no money until I at least test it out. You might have dropped in, cracked the frame or something, I don't know so you know that's something you can't tell.
Speaker 2:On the thing right, it looked great and he said, man, you're not gonna ghost me, are you? I said, bro, I'm serious, I'm so sincere, just let me know, hit me back. He said, if you could do 10 000 a day. And I was like, man, let me call my bank. So I called the bank.
Speaker 2:They said it's gonna the wire transfer wire transfer 24 to 48 hours of process and I can have it over to your account within 24 to 48 hours after seeing the bike. And so he was like he didn't hit me back, he didn't hit me back, he didn't hit me back and I was just like you mother, did he sell it? Yeah, he sold it the next day no, I'm talking.
Speaker 3:Listen, when I woke up, it said sold.
Speaker 1:So I got hyped, but I was like no, I know he would have said something to me, but I was like, no, maybe he wanted to surprise me. I was more excited than he was and he was like me the what you didn't get it.
Speaker 2:I was like man I didn't get it man.
Speaker 1:I was like man, I was like man, I was like my bike, about to have a CBR brother.
Speaker 2:I told him I was like, bro, I got my bike back. I got my bike back, I'm trying to get this motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 2:It was Nice. It was nice.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh Listen.
Speaker 3:That's just like the one I took. I sent him online.
Speaker 1:That I found With the. Had the, he ain't had to do.
Speaker 2:Had the wings on it. Nothing, yeah the airplane, airplane, mirrors, whatever, yeah, yeah, those, yeah, had those on it, blacked out it had.
Speaker 1:And you know how he wear His little armor Speed shifters.
Speaker 2:Had the speed shifters Up and down.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, so you had the.
Speaker 2:He already had that on there and he had the exhaust Two brothers exhaust and I was like that's perfect, I ain't got to do nothing.
Speaker 1:That's perfect, all you got to do.
Speaker 2:He was going to give it to me for 10. He was asking 12.
Speaker 1:Yup.
Speaker 2:Man.
Speaker 3:I told him I was like you just got to give me some time.
Speaker 2:You just got to give me some time, give me 48 hours. You going to have the money.
Speaker 1:Whoever got it Must have. They must have had it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they must have had it right then and there.
Speaker 1:Because you sitting up here thinking you'd be like man.
Speaker 2:I said hey, man.
Speaker 1:I said did you?
Speaker 2:ghost me. I said did you ghost me?
Speaker 1:He never replied back he said I sold it. I was like oh, fuck it. Yeah, I was even sitting up here. I was like hey, how much you need man Nigga, you know flats, dog nigga, I know you absolutely great for it. And I was just like wait, damn, hold on it's going right, dog.
Speaker 3:That shit was nice dog man.
Speaker 1:You almost could have just bought that thing and just been like oh, I'm going to sell this thing for like 13.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, you could have flipped that mug for another.
Speaker 2:I don't want to flip in shit, I'm just saying like, just in general, I would have been flipping that little 600 up out the garage. Gotta go and then sell that for like 45 or 5.
Speaker 1:Kick it to the curb, listen 45 or 5. Yeah, oh, you just got to. That's why I was sitting there thinking. That should be your trade right there.
Speaker 2:I wasn't going to trade him $10,000 plus he give him $10,000.
Speaker 1:He give him $10,000. He sell his bike for $5,000. At least he got the bike for $5,000. Then he got that bike for $5,000. I said man, he got 12,000 miles on it, man, I was like shit, I'm getting $5,000 for this Fuck that I see 30,000 miles, I would have been sent up here alive.
Speaker 3:That's a find right there, it was tuned the flat, all that.
Speaker 2:Dino had the power.
Speaker 1:The power commander. The power commander had it all on there.
Speaker 2:Money. It was the perfect bike. I was like man. That was perfect.
Speaker 1:I said we should go find that nigga and move up.
Speaker 2:I said it's going to be what? Yeah, let me find him.
Speaker 1:Hey motherfucker you ghosted me. Remember me Just hit him in the head with the belt of the gun, Just like on the top Boink Like remember what I think Snoop did on the wash?
Speaker 2:Somebody got hit over the head with a pew, oh man. And I was like no, you got the right to sell it to who you want. It just wasn't meant to be. I said we come across them every year. Every year we find one or two Every year. It's all about time.
Speaker 3:Right, it's all about time, I said I got my money ready now. You happen to be looking that day.
Speaker 1:That was fantastic. So that almost put you in that position to where okay, I'm not going to let this happen again To have the money ready. So let me just go like right here.
Speaker 2:Let me just put the money over here to the side. I ain't even looking at it. Just put it to the side, put it right there, so I can just be like transfer Five today, you get five tomorrow. Yeah, let me see Something like that. I'm coming in, I'm seeing it.
Speaker 1:Okay, here's five. Right, let's get the paperwork and all that. Now I come back and pick it up. Here's the other five.
Speaker 2:I don't know, yup, cause that's the max that you can do anyway on a what's that. Like like on Zell, you can only do five in a 30 day period, so I would've had to transfer them five and then gave the five to like Karina. Let her transfer to five to him Cause I would've um.
Speaker 1:Cause I think I do, because I think I sold my old bike. I sold it for six and I think that's. I think dude transferred, I think like three, and then I think his lady had transferred.
Speaker 3:I know, remember when I got mine, I went.
Speaker 2:I gave him like 500.
Speaker 3:And I went and got the cash.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you went and got the cash. I was there when you gave him the cash. I was like damn man, you just went and got cash. I ain't got the cash. I was there when you gave him the cash. I was like damn man, you just wouldn't have got cash. I ain't got no bank, I can just go get cash.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you do, though. Yeah, yeah, you do the USA. Yeah, but I'm not USA, so, yeah, I was Fargo.
Speaker 2:Ain't no? They be taking their time by giving you your money.
Speaker 1:I was like motherfucker y, they be taking it out fast as hell, Right, Like if I'm sitting up here, yes, they will. Now you done. Sat up here, right you done? Took $117 from me and now I had $115 in my bank and all 10 of my bills been bounced.
Speaker 3:All of them.
Speaker 2:That's $350 in fees.
Speaker 1:Exactly, yep. So now you sitting up here fighting me. You shouldn't have took the money out. So now you got to give me my $117 back and you're going to take all that and then, like two weeks later, you're going to give me my stuff. Now I'm going to water them in color off. I don't have no electric. I'm taking cold showers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they take that stuff fast as hell.
Speaker 3:They don't care.
Speaker 1:Yeah, put it back when it comes to giving you your money. Yeah, like you just took it out, give it right back, like right now.
Speaker 3:You go deposit a check. This much is available now. I'm like.
Speaker 1:Make it all available yeah. Exactly Like you. Come on, dude you, the institution. Right, you got billions somewhere.
Speaker 2:He's trying to stick it to the little man.
Speaker 1:That's what they do. You ain't got no big money. That's why they so rich.
Speaker 3:They take our money and invest it.
Speaker 2:They know that money is on float. They get all their interest on that float money. We can't mess with that until $24 to $48.
Speaker 3:That's an extra $3,000, $4,000, $20,000.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 3:Just them holding it for them few days to where they can withdraw from their little investment, yeah, and then give it back to us and then man get out of here. That's why I like to go in there. That's why I would like to be a man cash, let me be a man, you go in there, you want a, you want a $10,000 or whatever. You go in there, you talk to each other I want my money in cash right now I'm going to do that.
Speaker 1:I hit a power ball, but yeah, when you go I'm going to get 100 grand Cash, cash, cash and I'm just going to walk around like slapping.
Speaker 3:Just with a stack of 10,000. Like what?
Speaker 2:Throw it at them A stack of ones.
Speaker 3:It's gonna be a stack of ones.
Speaker 2:Be a hundred of them smack with a stack of 10,000 like throw it at him, get out of my face.
Speaker 1:I'm like I hit powerball. Therefore, I can now be disrespectful. Disrespect me all you want. Hit me with another 10,000 Powerball.
Speaker 3:Therefore, I can now be disrespectful. I'm like. Disrespect me all you want. Hit me with another 10,000. Keep slapping me.
Speaker 2:Thank you, sir. Can I?
Speaker 3:have another. You're going to hear the bitch in my voice move.
Speaker 1:Hey, let one of you cats hit Powerball. I'm going to start a fight with one of y'all when we play pickup. Then you're going to throw the ball or try to hit me. Oh, I'm going to fall down so hard, tracy.
Speaker 2:Moore, it's like, oh, we're going to get paid millions.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I know that dude cleaned up that nigga just passed me the ball.
Speaker 3:It was just a 200 pass.
Speaker 2:Did you just hit me with a ball?
Speaker 1:I'm on your team, you hit my left nipple oh. I'm taking everything.
Speaker 3:Woody said Friday, but we can set it out of the court for him. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:No, because that's what I'm saying. I would sit up here and be like listen, listen, I'm showing up to court with my neck brace on, like Fred Sam. No, anastor used to do with the neck brace on and be like I will sue 75 million. Be like sir damages, they'll pay your hospital bills and all that, and they'll give you two minutes I'll settle. Thank you, take the neck brace off. Be be like oh yeah, real shit After I get my check.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell yeah, after that check.
Speaker 3:Oh, I just saw an article. A dude collected his money. He showed up at the State Law Commission with a screen mask on after he hit Powerball.
Speaker 1:Oh did he.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can show up and go and he took his picture. Took his picture, yeah, because you know a lot of people hold the check in front, but here we don't have to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you could be anonymous here, right? But yeah, I'll do the same thing I'm going to.
Speaker 2:Ninja outfit I'm looking like the black ranger I'm going in that, in that bruce lee outfit. Hell yeah ain nobody going to be up there Ain't nobody going to know. You ain't going to see my hand color. You ain't going to see nothing.
Speaker 3:I'm a D-Ranger. Ain't nobody going to know I wore the Powerball. I'm here but there's going to be signs.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what?
Speaker 2:Hey, somebody just hit in.
Speaker 1:You know, what.
Speaker 2:I'll be like but they're gonna be signs like stride. Did you just hey on?
Speaker 3:sunday in a an inventor door. Yeah, something happened.
Speaker 2:Yeah, made some smart investments, hey man, I got lucky man, I bought some stock that just blew up.
Speaker 1:What stock did you buy, man?
Speaker 2:I ain't even telling you my secret.
Speaker 1:It is an investment, right? So now tell me this how come, when you hit or just let's say anybody, how come, all of a sudden, you're responsible for taking on other people's problems? Because people look at it as a Whether it be. I mean, trust me, help who you want to help and do what you can. But I'm just like You're not obligated, because I'm telling you Once you open that door and get them $10,000 to the church and all that, I ain't giving you no money. You're driving an Escalade and I've been walking.
Speaker 2:In this heat. Now, all of a sudden, I'm sitting up here.
Speaker 1:And I've been walking in this heat, in this heat. Now, all of a sudden, I'm sitting up here and I've been blessed. You know, god finally stopped hating on me and he stopped blocking my blessings. Now I didn't hear Powerball, so now you want to come, so you want to get, want to go from your 2023 escalade to a 2024 hell? Nah, nigga, I ain't giving you no money.
Speaker 2:Because you know that's what people are. I'm just going to go get it.
Speaker 1:Look at them preachers, with them private jets and stuff. Oh yeah, and the preacher that's selling Highway to Heaven plots $100 plot.
Speaker 2:I just going to get my blue bomber fixed.
Speaker 1:I just going to get it painted tint out the window. There's going gonna be people you take care of, though. No, that's that's what you call the humble mobile Right. I know.
Speaker 2:Motherfuckers, they ain't gonna, never, they ain't gonna never Understand man. You finally got that Old piece of junk. Fit man, I did, I got it painted.
Speaker 3:Look at it, it's looking good. Put a wrap on it.
Speaker 2:Right, no, just paint it blue. It's going to be like the same color as my car.
Speaker 1:Dude and you sit up there. That's what you call the. If she gives me some poom poom if I'm in this car, then she going to give me some poom poom when I pull up in the double R, like, yeah, girl, because if you pull up on them, sometimes you got to set expectations. Some of these people out here, y'all set your expectations too high. You want to impress this girl, so you want to take her to Capital Grill and all that.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is Capital Grill?
Speaker 1:I don't know, it's some rich restaurant.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, I'm just like nigga, where you been, how you been? I only been one time. Okay, he said Capital Grill, wait, wait. Have I been to?
Speaker 1:Capitol. Wait, what's the bill?
Speaker 3:Capitol Grills, 16th street.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to think Capitol Grills, I ain't never been.
Speaker 3:That's like 16th street, glendale or something.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, let's use A different point of view, above my tax bracket. Hey, I just know I see you driving down the street and you know I done been around it A couple times For watching that a couple times, for what you're now so and I know it's an expensive restaurant, I ain't been there, yeah, but yeah, it's over in the Biltmore. Okay, so the Biltmore right there, oh yeah, I've been in the Biltmore. Exactly, and you see what's over there, I work over there Money, porsches, teslas, exactly, maseratis.
Speaker 1:Listen, I ain't never seen so many BMWs, mercedes In the little neighborhood I was just in in LA Dog. Now, I ain't going to say the neighborhood, but all I know there's some very well-to-do people that live in there, which is fantastic, and there's a whole bunch of well-to-do black people that live in there, which you know. I was hyped right.
Speaker 1:Okay, cool, cool Now there was a few people in there that may or may not have had sex or been close to Kanye West. Oh wait, is it Kanye yeah? Oh yeah, okay to Kanye West. Oh wait, is it Kanye yeah?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, okay, Kanye West.
Speaker 1:And then so I'm just sitting up here like, oh okay, oh shit, take my shoes off. I ain't even carpeting now. Just take my shoes off, walk around here my bare feet. I don't Like shit, I don't want to.
Speaker 3:There's people with some my bare feet. I'm like shit. There's people with some money out there. Oh dog, people with money everywhere.
Speaker 1:That's like the Tesla capital of the world. You leave out the complex, you make a wrong turn, right? Orange Phantom. I'm like no, that's not a white person. Orange Phantom, I mean not the Phantom. Orange phantom. I'm like, now, that's not a white person. Orange phantom Right, I mean not the phantom. What's the truck? The Cullinan? Oh the yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah the orange, yeah, that one, okay. So then you be like okay, we got to get back out to complex. So you turn pink G-Wagon with the Brombus, the one I was like what the hell. So guess what? I'm sitting up here, I'm going to the car wash because my shit ain't expensive like these. But if I'm a shit wash, at least I can be parked, like somewhere in there.
Speaker 3:It's crazy. You go down, like you said, you in LA or you out there. You see these $150,000, $250,000 cars you just like and they just everywhere, everywhere.
Speaker 1:You're sitting up here like what the? Because you know we have them here. I'm like I know somebody back through here it's a white Phantom or something, but no, I'm talking about you. Be like what in the hell? Everybody get one Nigga Tesla. I see so many Teslas out there Because you already see them in abundance here.
Speaker 3:And they're not the regular Tesla, but you're just sitting up here thinking like the Model Ys or whatever what in the hell is this I told you a couple of them I pulled up.
Speaker 1:Oh damn, I did see a nice black shiny in one of them driveways Black Dodge Durango Sitting up here looking like hmm, what they doing out here? They on the cleaning stand? You know who I thought it was, no.
Speaker 3:It was the Hellcat one, it ain't mine. Hey, they got the Hellcat that was at the SR man I want one of them. That's $100,000 right there.
Speaker 1:Dog, I know dog. That thing was nice, I was sitting up here, like it ain't mine, I mean dog, that thing was nice, I was sitting up here like I mean, you know? Everything, dog. It's just funny because it ain't like we don't see them here.
Speaker 2:It's just like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 1:Everywhere out there, like man. We all lined up at a light, I think probably six, seven, eight cars deep, every single car. I was like dog. Now this is going to have some Toyotas and everything Kia.
Speaker 3:Tesla.
Speaker 1:Mercedes, Mercedes, Rolls, Rolls, Mercedes. That's crazy. Cali, you like good Lord, what the hell y'all? I almost been like let's go get me a stocking cap or something so I can run it up in somebody's house, coming the very first night.
Speaker 2:I don't know who it was.
Speaker 1:Got there on a Thursday Roll up in there heard a whole bunch of music To the left somebody was having a party and I was like I guarantee that has something to do with the BET Awards. Never went to the party but I was just sitting up there in that room like because you can walk, you can go walk over to it and you're like, hey man, I'm just like right around the corner. I heard y'all partying like you saw a little valet, like the little valet outside and stuff. Like I'm like you fancy little motherfucker it's probably like Lil Durk, or that's a different lifestyle.
Speaker 1:Or T Grizzly.
Speaker 3:Yeah T Grizzly, Uh-oh T.
Speaker 1:Grizzly T Grizzly. He's from Detroit right. Is he, yeah, I think so Ain't no damn telling.
Speaker 3:I was like oh.
Speaker 1:So this how the other side lives right yup not me.
Speaker 2:I ain't even got a pool.
Speaker 3:I might make that money out there, but where's all this?
Speaker 1:money coming from like? Listen from us, the consumer, somebody making that?
Speaker 3:money out there. Where's all this money coming from? Listen From us, the consumer, so they getting it. I mean we purchase stuff.
Speaker 1:No, that's true. A lot of it is Like Jason Tatum See all that money you got, yeah Good.
Speaker 3:Lord have mercy Getting broke off man.
Speaker 1:Them NBA players getting broke off. So how much is it to go to these games?
Speaker 2:$200, a pop $250. That's if you get the tickets early and they just get more expensive towards game time, Then they get the TV revenue all that type of stuff.
Speaker 3:Commercials.
Speaker 1:Merchandise. Hey, damn, this cat just saw. Kaelin Clark, kaelin Clark.
Speaker 2:Oh, you went to the game. Yeah, I went to the game.
Speaker 1:My brother was at the game.
Speaker 3:That motherfucker was so packed.
Speaker 2:Looked like the Phoenix Suns man in the playoffs?
Speaker 1:How much do the thing Through the whole?
Speaker 3:like 20,000, 18,000? I think like 16,000.
Speaker 1:I guarantee everybody was there. It was probably standing room only too. It was loud.
Speaker 2:Everybody up top.
Speaker 1:That bitch hit her first three in the second quarter.
Speaker 2:She hit her first three in the second quarter and the place erupted. She didn't hit nothing in the first quarter, but the first three she hit in the second quarter. Everybody went wild. I was just like.
Speaker 3:God dang.
Speaker 2:She ain't even playing for Phoenix.
Speaker 1:That's like everywhere she go, yeah it was nice, it was a good game.
Speaker 3:No, you can't hate on her she bringing. No, I don't hate on her.
Speaker 1:I'm there to see her too. She make that money, yeah, go ahead girl when I critique. I critique with realism. I mean, it ain't you know, if you say something bad, it's like hating. Only thing I question sometimes is like sometimes when you're coming across court, then you just jack one up. I mean, we do that playing pickle. I did one today and shot an air ball. I don't care, I paid my membership.
Speaker 2:I just question the media coverage. The media coverage, that's what they try to steer it to.
Speaker 3:It's crazy, because when you actually look at her stats, she's doing good yeah, she's doing good, but you know it's not good. Yeah, she's doing good, but you know she ain't dominating the league.
Speaker 2:She's not doing ass good. She's not going to dominate, she was dominating.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she's not going to dominate. But yo she's going to always do well Because of her IQ and the way she sees the floor and stuff.
Speaker 3:She's going to get better. Like you said, she's playing with grown women now.
Speaker 1:But I'll wait until after, like next season, when she's able to chill, chill, have the off season, have the off season.
Speaker 3:Because she doesn't need to go overseas and do all that. No, hell. No, because she got all the endorsements, but the thing is she needs to stay.
Speaker 1:She's going to be playing with dudes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, she's going to be coming down to LA Fitness and play with us, so I can tap her on the ass. Come on oh my God. Well, now we got a new person.
Speaker 1:It's just defense, it's just defense that's going to get us canceled.
Speaker 2:It's just defense. Hey, that's what I didn't realize, man. When you go to the game, you know how many times I seen an ass slap during the game and I was just like wow, After a play.
Speaker 2:Always it didn't matter if it was a play or if it wasn't a play. It could be a steal, it could be a motherfucking. Go for the ball. She's backing you down. You just tap her on the ass. Tap her on the ass, then go for the ball. You know what I mean? I was just like God damn man, that shit should be illegal.
Speaker 3:I ain't gonna be able to just be tapping her on the ass and she's bagging me down and then go for the points. I don't want you playing defense against me, no more.
Speaker 2:Someone switch.
Speaker 3:Hey, man get the dude off me man.
Speaker 2:Hey, first off, I don't like, just like you didn't have to go there, you didn't have to go there First off unless it's just like regular defense or something, or you trying to get a steal or just happen to foul or something.
Speaker 1:there's no reason to be sitting up here touching me Like don't like man.
Speaker 2:that shit was crazy, though Instead of high fives and shit, they just like low slapping ass Pow, good job.
Speaker 3:Good job, pow, good game. You see, we've all seen the kid pill sketch. What Like good game? Slap ass, hey man.
Speaker 2:I can see it, she gotta be gay man. She like tapping too many asses.
Speaker 1:You can't sit up here. And hey, does she have booty? Or you really couldn't tell Caitlin Clark, does she?
Speaker 2:got Hell?
Speaker 3:no, she ain't got no booty, she got white girl body.
Speaker 2:Yeah, white girl body, no, no. No, because you know white girls got body body now.
Speaker 1:She got Midwest white girl body. Yeah, she got that Midwest white girl body.
Speaker 2:You know it. You know exactly what I mean. They're growing them with body now, it ain't no?
Speaker 1:thoroughbred. It's all them hormones.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And the TikTok shorts. Like Like the Like number. Whoever number 44 is For the New York Liberty. I mean shit. I mean I don't know why I bought her name. I bought her up Cause she's not even white, but I'm just saying Like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, they got me watching Her booty. Just be sitting, them motherfuckers got me Watching.
Speaker 1:No, it's a good product.
Speaker 2:I like watching I love watching.
Speaker 1:It's a good product.
Speaker 2:I like watching. I'd be like man, I imagine, like Caitlyn Reese, I mean Angel Reese. Yeah, they're doing good, angel Reese can get it.
Speaker 1:They're going to play in the. They're going to play in what? The All-Star, all-star. I think they're going to be on the same team, I'll be tight. I want to see that. Do they do the?
Speaker 3:Well, you know what they say. I don't think they do the rising stars.
Speaker 1:You know what they're doing WNBA All-Stars versus the Olympic team.
Speaker 2:Oh really, yeah, yeah. So All the people that didn't make it are going to be playing on the All-Stars.
Speaker 1:Right, but so the thing Like Kelsey Plum, rihanna Stewart, you know, like all of them, obviously they're going to play the Olympic team, yeah, and then like Kaitlyn Clark, and then whoever else.
Speaker 3:Are going to play against them, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess they're kind of filling in.
Speaker 3:I like that.
Speaker 1:They're kind of filling in those spots, since it's an Olympic year. Yeah, and they also need to get that good run anyway to get ready for no, I'm excited to watch, but you know, the All-Star game is here. Oh, really, yeah, it is. It's in Phoenix.
Speaker 2:I was looking for tickets. Oh shit, you know that cost too much money for me.
Speaker 1:I was like $800 a ticket man For the thing, a ticket made for it For the thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, I was done.
Speaker 1:I said okay, I'll watch it on TV.
Speaker 2:I thought I was going to get something like a 250.
Speaker 1:This is what we'll do. We have special podcast coming up for you with specially invited guests. Now you see, I said specially, they're invited Beyonce, Jay-Z, Rihanna.
Speaker 3:I hope they show up.
Speaker 1:Savannah James.
Speaker 3:Like I said, ronnie's mom. I hope they all show up.
Speaker 1:Who else we got? Is Colt Seavers? Which one is he still living? Lee Majors I don't know. Anyway, lee Majors, who else we got? Who else y'all want to invite? You want to invite somebody? Jessica Alba.
Speaker 2:Jessica, hey, look, that's perfect.
Speaker 1:That's perfect, because, guess what? I just watched Trigger Warning. Yeah, did you watch it. No, I ain Look, that's perfect. That's perfect, because, guess what, I just watched Trigger Warning, did you watch it?
Speaker 2:No, I ain't seen that one.
Speaker 1:It's on Netflix. Uh-oh, yeah, watch it. She's the star Trigger, warning, trigger, warning. I'm going to watch that right now.
Speaker 2:Okay, is that the one when she came home from the service?
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, so that was good. I started watching Axel Foley. I fell asleep. Well, once again, let me say that out now. Yeah, it came out yesterday. Okay, you know, I started watching it late. I started watching it like at 9.30. You know, dude, I gotta watch before 6.37, then I'm good. I turned it on, was sitting on the couch Gone. I turned it on, was sitting on the couch Gone. I was like man. So I'm going to start it low, but the way it started, oh, they had me Really. Yeah, it's good. Shout out to Eddie Murphy boy. And then I'm just such a big fan of Eddie Murphy anyway, so I don't care.
Speaker 3:I'm going to watch that.
Speaker 1:Let me see oh, I saw A Quiet Place. That was good. Yeah, I saw that too.
Speaker 3:That M Night Shyamalan.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, that's the dude, Emily Blunt's husband.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, I'm trying to think. Oh you know what Then?
Speaker 1:again, I'm just assuming, because I know he did the first one. Okay, man, I forget homeboy's name, but I know it's Emily Blunt's husband Because she was in the first one. Okay, so this is day one, so this is how it all started. Oh, really, so it's nice to see, like, how it all, how they all got here. The little aliens or whatever, yeah, so that was pretty good. I noticed this one. See which one you said you wanted to see. What's the not?
Speaker 2:was it Inside Out? Oh, inside Out 2. Yeah, I want to see that Despicable.
Speaker 3:Me 4. Yeah, I want to see that too.
Speaker 2:I like them, little shits man, I do too.
Speaker 1:They be entertaining yeah see, for me see, because y'all was already bought into that mode.
Speaker 3:So for me.
Speaker 1:I'm just like but I do want to see Transformer 1. I just saw a preview for it.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and it's kind of yeah. I want to see, and it's kind of like cartoon.
Speaker 1:I apologize if it's not a cartoon or anime whatever. We got to see Wolverine? Oh yeah, I'm definitely watching that Deadpool.
Speaker 3:That's going to be good. I like both the Deadpool movies.
Speaker 1:Twisters coming out. Twisters, twisters. Yeah, that's coming out Long Legs. If y'all don't know about Long Legs, just Google it. I can't even explain it. Just Google Long Legs and watch the trailer. No spiders.
Speaker 2:No, it ain't spiders. It ain't about spiders.
Speaker 1:No, just change. Yeah, I seen the preview when I was at the movies. Yeah, Long Legs, yeah on Long Legs. There was one, you, yeah, on low legs. There was one I said you know, I still haven't seen. I said I haven't seen Fall Guy or Ghostbusters cause I heard the most recent. Yeah, I just wanna see it, just because but I do wanna see Fall Guy yeah, me too.
Speaker 2:I'll wait for that on HBO yeah, fall Guy, I think it's.
Speaker 1:It's probably streaming and stuff. Now I think it's probably streaming and stuff.
Speaker 2:now I think it might be on Prime. I ain't seen it yet. I don't have Prime, sorry.
Speaker 1:But one thing I am starting to watch. Remember, did y'all watch Quarterback? Yeah, the receiver's coming out. The receiver's coming out, yeah, but listen, they got one, because y'all know I love track called Sprint.
Speaker 3:Oh, really I'm a nigga, yep, I just once again. It's on Netflix, okay, yep.
Speaker 1:So it's just yeah.
Speaker 3:Check that out. That's probably good. A lot of track lately.
Speaker 1:Especially with the Olympics coming.
Speaker 3:I'm getting hyped for the Olympics though.
Speaker 1:See, this is the one thing I do want to say For all you people that are getting hyped I love you all. I'm a true, true track. I don't make no difference. I know I watch Diamond League, american Track League. I watched when they run in the street in Boston in Barefoot.
Speaker 3:I watch all that, I'm just hyped.
Speaker 1:I'm just hyped for the Olympics in general the 16 year old kid made it shout out to Quincy.
Speaker 3:Will he gonna be an alternate 200?
Speaker 2:no, he runs 400.
Speaker 1:But because he came in sixth place, he gets to be an alternate. All right. So all the guys that you see in the finals, most likely they're not going to run the first round or second round. But if you just run in one race which I'm pretty sure this young man will dog you still get to be up and running which I'm pretty sure this young man will Dog you still get to be up and running. I'm pretty sure the USA is.
Speaker 3:We're favored in the mile relay.
Speaker 1:Even putting that kid in there, I'm like so I'm sitting up here wondering remember I put in a text how fast you think you can do 400 meters Me 400?
Speaker 3:400, lap around the track so no, no, that's why I said you said a minute 10 hey so no, I was trying to be for real.
Speaker 1:So when I said like 115, 120, yeah, I was like okay, my cardio is okay, my cardio ain't there. But I was trying to think, but I'm like a minute 15.
Speaker 3:These guys are doing 42, right, right, 41, 42.
Speaker 2:That's like 10 seconds each for each 100. 10, 20, 30, 40.
Speaker 3:Say it's an average. Yeah, 10 and a half 11 seconds Right.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:You can't do that you think you can do a minute and 10?.
Speaker 1:You think you can do a minute 10? Shit. No, I said a minute, that's 40.
Speaker 3:I said two minutes. They're doing 42, 43. Minute 10, when you think about it a minute 10 is about 70 seconds 25. They're doing it in 43. That's another 30 seconds, no.
Speaker 1:You go right ahead. I'm going to time your ass. We're going to go over there to that?
Speaker 2:No, they're going to be. You go right ahead.
Speaker 1:I'm going to time your ass. We're going to go over there to that track. We're going to time you.
Speaker 3:We're going to get you humble real quick Now that I start doing the math in my head.
Speaker 1:Let me think and you good with numbers. Sorry, no, nigga, that's another 30 seconds. Hey, honestly you can do it in a minute and ten.
Speaker 3:I know dude Minute 40?.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:So you say you can't do the 470 seconds?
Speaker 1:My body going to lock up? No, my body going to lock up you can do it in 70 seconds.
Speaker 2:Minute 40. Minute 50.
Speaker 3:Because those guys are going to. Okay now listen, I'm joking, I can get there in two minutes.
Speaker 1:The women are doing it. I'm joking with. Okay, true, okay, how many seconds is?
Speaker 3:So you run the 100, what?
Speaker 2:30 seconds Right now. You can probably do 11. I can get there in two minutes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can probably run about 11.4. Okay so you multiply that by. But, listen, this is what I'm saying Now. Wait, this is what I'm trying to tell them right here. All right, you saying multiply it.
Speaker 3:But are you saying you can't average a 15-second 100? No, going around the track, no.
Speaker 1:You can average a 15-second. No, listen the first part. I'm good, Okay.
Speaker 2:Right when he hit that last corner. Here's the thing Now, remember when you hit that 200 corner, that's when it kicks in when I 11 37.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, now, thanks to me, shout out to me, I did. I came in first place 11 37. In my age group 40 40 40 to 44 okay, I came in third place and I ran a 23-23 and a 200.
Speaker 1:Okay, so now 12 seconds. That was 10 years ago. I was 41. Okay, now I'm 51. So I'm thinking, instead of 11-3, I know I run like 11-5. Okay, but, dude, so that means 12,. So what if I ran 12 seconds? Because first off you ran 12 seconds, that's 48 seconds, my body going to lock up. So I'm good for the first 100. I'm good for the second 100.
Speaker 3:Okay, so you do 225 seconds If you go hard right, see, I'm not going to go hard. Okay, so call it 28 seconds.
Speaker 1:Okay, now I'm going to do 228. Okay, so 28 seconds, and then I'm going to bring it home.
Speaker 3:Your final, okay, that 300, you're going to lock up. But then that final 100, you're going to push through, you're going to lock up going around that curve Right, right. So say that's a 15 second push through, you're going to lock up. Going around that curve, right, say that's a 15 second, 15 second 100? Because you're locking up.
Speaker 1:I might need 20.
Speaker 3:You can do it Now, one of us. Nah, you already know I ain't doing it. We would have to average a 20 second 100. A 20 second 100 would get us there at 80 seconds we doing it 25, give me 2 weeks. I need 25.
Speaker 1:I know I can't do 4 in 20 seconds each we gonna do it for the Olympics.
Speaker 3:Let's do it for the Olympics the garlet. I gotta run. You can do 110. We got 130. We got 130 Scarlet. So wait, I got to run, you can do 110.
Speaker 2:We got one third. Oh shit, we got one third. Man, I'm about to throw up already just thinking about it.
Speaker 3:We'll get the ambulance.
Speaker 1:We'll call the paramedics, somebody know some nurses, somebody give me some.
Speaker 3:We'll get an IV, we'll get an IV bag at the end and nobody better not record us.
Speaker 2:Somebody falling.
Speaker 3:I'm tripping over myself Someone hand me going to lock up, I'll pull it up with a hand. I'm telling you that right now.
Speaker 2:I'm stumbling into the middle of the field. I'm out of my lane.
Speaker 3:Mid-August right.
Speaker 1:I'm getting disqualified for leaving my lane. I'm telling y'all now, when I come in For the last Hundred, don't look at my face and don't look at my phone, cause I'm a breakdown. Hey, we all breakdown, cause when you come, in For the last hundred.
Speaker 3:We gonna be starting Our two hundred. I know I'm hey, we all break down when you come in from the last 100, we're going to be starting our 200. I know, I'm just going to be getting past the 200 mark.
Speaker 2:We're going to be starting our final 200. Like that thing already finished.
Speaker 3:Oh, man and I might pull up and start walking the last 50.
Speaker 1:Listen, because we need to put a time to where you know we got, because I mean obviously we know we can. Okay, to where you know we got, because I mean obviously we know we can jog it.
Speaker 3:So a minute 10,. So a minute 60 seconds. So a minute 10 would be 70. So you're saying you can't do it in 70 seconds. Damn nigga. I know the world class guys are doing it in less than 50, right? So what's high school High schools are doing it? What? High school guys are doing it in 50, right? So what's high school High schools are doing it? What? Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1:High school guys are doing it with 51, 52?. You got to do the average high school guy because there's a high school guy that's doing it with more than four.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but the average high school guy probably doing it with 55, 50.
Speaker 1:Nah, hey honestly, because women's 48. Okay now, when you say average, do you mean your regular state champion? State champion is probably doing it 48. Yeah, they doing like 48, 49. So your average.
Speaker 3:So your average is probably 55, 56.
Speaker 1:About 55, 56.
Speaker 3:For a decent high school runner Right right, so that's giving you 15 more seconds. 50-year-olds I need a minute For 15 more seconds. Okay, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2:I need a minute For 15 more seconds.
Speaker 1:Nigga. I don't know why my heart is hurting. And we're doing it in the heat too. It's going to be at dusk or in the morning. To the hill I go. I got to get ready for this, so I got to do five. We got to do five in an hour Just to get the, because I ain't the one I'm worried about, I'm just worried about the.
Speaker 3:Locking up Endurance.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then my body just locking up Because I'm a sprinter and I know that's a sprint, but I mean A short sprinter. Yeah, it's a long sprint too. Shout out to Sidneyney, sidney McLaughlin, sidney McLaughlin, lebroni man, listen, oh my God, she dominates the 400. She'll break the record in the 400 meters, 400 meters.
Speaker 3:With the Hurley.
Speaker 1:How about them dudes? How about them dudes will sit up here Like if I ran 300 meters. And if I ran 300 meters and if I raced Ry Benjamin and he's running 400 meter hurdles, he'd be like that's just funny how you put that stuff in the perspective or if you, if you race, noah Lyles if I ran, wait, no, no, no, because I'm trying to think how Noah Lyles if I ran no, no, no, because I'm trying to think how Noah Lyles has been the fastest.
Speaker 1:So I'm trying to think if he ran 100 meters and if I ran 90 meters. Nah, give me, nah I'm trying to think that shorter distance would be too tight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like you, said two seconds in that I mean that's a long time right, Because you figure one, two, Like I mean that's.
Speaker 1:I think he would still win, because if you figure, if you run like 90, if you run 90 meters, if you run 90 meters, that's a 10-meter head start. So you get a 10-meter head start and he starts. So everybody's starting out the same, the guns goes, he's going to catch you. Oh, hell, yeah, he's catching me.
Speaker 2:Walking you down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, no, yeah.
Speaker 1:I just thought about it.
Speaker 3:Like you said, all the videos come up. You know, when Usain Bolt, you know, tri trip stumbled, he had to walk dude down.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I'm just sitting up here thinking so and he gonna probably run like a, let's say he being nice and he runs like a 9-9. I probably. He probably still beat me by a second. I probably run, cause I probably run maybe 11 flat, 90 meters and these dudes is different.
Speaker 3:like you said, cindy McLaughlin, she can run 90 meters. These dudes is different, man. Like you said, cindy McLaughlin, she can run the 400. She'll run the 400 hurdles. Nigga, I'll be at 200. I might be at the 200 when she's done.
Speaker 1:Wow, you talking about the 200 hurdles If you ran the 400, 400.
Speaker 3:I'm running a 200 flat out. She would be done with the 400 hurdles by the time I get past 200.
Speaker 1:No, because you know what, Like, I'll give you 200. So she run a 400, and you got to run.
Speaker 2:She must have some long legs.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, no, she just. And her condition, her breathing. So I think if you ran 275 meters and she ran 400 meters, but you flat and she on the hurdles, yeah she gonna get you, she gonna get me.
Speaker 3:I might be able to do 200 and about 35. I mean the fact I did do it in high school once and it was like 28.
Speaker 1:Because what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna run as fast as I can. I did do it in high school once and it was like 20, 28. Because what I'm going to do, I'm going to run as fast as I can and then I'm going to knock all them damn hurdles out and she's going to get disqualified because she ain't had no hurdles to jump. I'm like man, hell no.
Speaker 3:It's coming though. I know, huh, it's coming.
Speaker 1:I want to see it, she's got all types of records. Hey, that was exciting. Shout out to all the people out here listening.
Speaker 2:Especially in and the Olympics.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the Olympics. Oh yeah, Shout out to the Olympics. Shout out to who else we got to send a shout out to WNBA.
Speaker 2:All-Stars coming Shout out to Kodak Black, I know that's random, but I'm going to send a shout-out.
Speaker 1:All right, that's all I'm saying. I'm done, holla Peace.