Laughs, Legends, and Lemonade Adventures

Ever wondered what happens when national anthems go hilariously wrong? We kick things off with a laugh as we discuss some of the most infamous anthem blunders, from Carl Lewis's unforgettable performance to a recent All-Star game fiasco. And what about OnlyFans? We venture into the bizarre world of viral fame, spotlighting a popular figure notorious for her "Hawk Tua" antics and the outrageous requests she receives. Plus, we can't help but ponder the idea of patenting catchphrases, drawing inspiration from Lamar Jackson's recent moves.

But that's not all! We also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, sharing fun facts and reminiscing about iconic national anthem performances by legends like Jimi Hendrix, Marvin Gaye, and Whitney Houston. Alabama Joe enlightens us with a fascinating tidbit about Hendrix's unique guitar technique, sparking childhood dreams of mastering musical instruments. And let's not forget our memorable food and drink adventures, including a delectable Honey Jack Lemonade from Lucille's BBQ in Tempe.

Join us for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and light-hearted banter as we navigate through the quirks of modern life. From the stress of paying bills and the thrill of lottery dreams to the peculiarities of water bottle sizes and quirky gadgets, we cover it all. We even humorously explore the cultural nuances of terms like "tits" and "titties," and share a laugh over modern medical oddities. This episode is a rollercoaster of entertainment, guaranteed to keep you laughing from start to finish.

Thanks for listening to the Nobody's Talking Podcast. Follow us on Twitter: (nobodystalking1), Instagram : (nobodystalkingpodcast) and email us at (nobodystalkingpodcast@gmail.com) Thank you!

Transcript

Spit, Fame, and Foot Pics

Speaker 2 0:00

Now we got all that other shit we're recording now In five, four, three two one. All right, all right, all right. Hey, we got a full, full cast today. Uh-oh, I make up for it now. This is starting the Olympics and we have somebody that's a planet, carl Lewis. Oh, what do?

Speaker 1 0:48

you mean they broke a record?

Speaker 2 0:50

No, I know what he's talking about Broke his record for the worst national anthem ever.

Speaker 3 0:54

Y'all ain't hear about that Somebody broke his record. Oh, you ain't heard it.

Speaker 1 0:59

Aye who sang his national anthem.

Speaker 3 1:02

This young lady.

Speaker 2 1:03

See right.

Speaker 3 1:05

Was it the All-Star?

Speaker 2 1:06

It was the baseball Baseball.

Speaker 3 1:07

All-Star. Yeah, the little country chick, you ain't heard it.

Speaker 1 1:11

The baseball All-Star.

Speaker 2 1:12

Yeah, the baseball All-Star gang, this chick that sang the national anthem, and who is she? What they call it? Two sheets to the wind, she was who is she, she in a band or something. No, she's a popular country singer, though she can't sing, obviously. Well, now, when she's drunk, hold on.

Speaker 3 1:32

You got it, ingrid.

Speaker 2 1:34

Yeah, hold on, ingrid.

Speaker 3 1:35

Andress, I got it right here.

Speaker 4 1:39

All right let's send it. Okay, folks, we're going to listen to this Whiskey. Whiskey won't go away.

Speaker 1 1:49

You know we're going to, we're going to. Oh Lord, All them niggas should have took a knee. Everybody should have took a knee nigga. Was she drunk? Was she yeah?

Speaker 2 2:15

She said she was.

Speaker 1 2:20

Oh, she thought she was blonde. She thought she was blonde, yeah, she did. She trying to be black. She said hot too, hot too, and we're gonna talk about her too. Oh, she thought she was blonde. She thought she was blonde, yeah, she did.

Speaker 2 2:26

She trying to be black. She said Hawk 2. Hawk 2. And we're going to talk about her too. She's been on that thing, hawk 2. She done, got fans now hey all right, I have a question for y'all. The Hawk 2 girl, she, I guess she's been solicited for feet pics on OnlyFans but she said she don't want to do it. Oh, don't do it. She don't need to do that To show your feet. What's the matter with showing your feet?

Speaker 1 2:56

You think she's going to spit on them? Oh my God, no they just want to.

Speaker 4 2:59

She said they just want.

Speaker 5 3:00

She's going to rub them in some lotion.

Speaker 1 3:03

They just want toe pics. They want pictures of her toes. Ain't nobody going to fucking?

Speaker 3 3:06

look at that shit. That's how it's going to start. That's how it's going to start.

Speaker 5 3:10

Pictures of her toes, then they're going to say, oh, I need a picture of your ankle.

Speaker 2 3:13

Then you say okay, give me a picture of your calf and your knee, just your knee.

Speaker 1 3:16

I just need a knee.

Speaker 3 3:18

Then they're going, that's going to be the gateway.

Speaker 1 3:22

I'm going to give you $10,000 more for your left eye. I want the bloom of pudding. That's what I want. See, I want that moose knuckle.

Speaker 2 3:32

Hey, somebody offered $600. Bloom of pudding For her to spit in a jar.

Speaker 3 3:41

Spit in a jar.

Speaker 2 3:41

Yeah.

Speaker 1 3:42

Hot two.

Speaker 2 3:43

For $600. Yeah, now tell me you wouldn't do that thing.

Speaker 1 3:46

Yeah, hot two For $600. Yeah, now tell me you wouldn't do that. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 3:49

Just spit in it $600.

Speaker 1 3:51

You can't prove it's her spit though I mean you can't.

Speaker 2 3:54

It's DNA.

Speaker 4 3:55

I know, but you're going to do wait for your ancestry for your drinking what you?

Speaker 3 3:58

going to do? I don't know. She's making a lot of money off of it.

Speaker 1 4:06

Hey man, you might as well Put it in a little baby bottle. I seen a truck With it on the window, hot Tua, yeah, oh my lord, they have a girl Spitting on, spitting, and they got hot too.

Speaker 2 4:15

Oh goodness, I just saw.

Speaker 3 4:16

I just saw something it's like a bumper sticker. I just saw something when she was being interviewed and like people Were going down. Someone was walking down the street and they were having celebrities go hot to it or just people random people do it and she would judge how they would do it.

Speaker 2 4:31

That's hilarious. That is hilarious. They did a good, she did a good job Check out the bumper sticker, though.

Speaker 1 4:36

that's nice Famous.

Speaker 2 4:37

What the hot tour? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 4:40

Yeah, yeah, man yeah Was she spitting on a bumper sticker.

Speaker 3 4:47

No, it's a picture of a girl spitting.

Speaker 1 4:49

It just says hot to her. It's like a stick person spitting.

Speaker 2 4:53

Hey, she's famous man.

Speaker 1 4:56

Yeah, imagine how you'd be famous.

Speaker 2 4:57

I think she's Go ahead. Did she copyright?

Speaker 1 4:59

that? No, she didn't have time.

Speaker 2 5:02

Oh yeah, she probably still copyrighted.

Speaker 3 5:05

She ain't have time no somebody already got that, bro opinion it's already opinion, but see the thing is she got the video proving that she was the one who that it.

Speaker 1 5:14

You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 5:16

you don't give a fuck man, this is like trying to say you patent, you think what's his name?

Speaker 1 5:22

what the first motherfucker say Three Pete.

Speaker 5 5:24

Pat Riley.

Speaker 1 5:25

Yeah, no.

Speaker 3 5:26

Okay then, but it didn't. Hot Tua didn't get famous until after she said it In this video. I mean, no one said it until after she did man they didn't say that shit in Hawaii. Like Hot Tua, spit on that thang.

Speaker 1 5:37

No, all I'm saying is you have to patent that shit. That's it If you don't. So whoever put the patent in first, put the whatever in first. It ain't matter who said it first, who put it in first.

Speaker 3 5:48

Hey, Lamar Jackson going together right now.

Speaker 5 5:50

What is he trying to?

Speaker 2 5:51

patent.

Speaker 3 5:52

Who? Lamar Jackson? Oh, lamar Jackson, shit, I'm going to go with him.

Speaker 1 6:00

You got to be decisive. We're a professional show.

Speaker 3 6:05

My bad sir.

Speaker 2 6:08

He said we're professional Tell him hey, we got fans in Germany.

Speaker 5 6:15

I saw him when he was over there abroad.

Speaker 1 6:17

I signed some other guys, no, but seriously though, oh, no, serious tip. He usually take all this shit, but you in the middle, yeah, I got to hit. I got to hit hard instead of go all the way through Ross that's why you put him there.

Speaker 3 6:37

Come sit over here, chris, I got to hit hard instead of go all the way through.

Speaker 1 6:41

We need a buffer All the way through.

Speaker 2 6:42

He put all the light-skinned dudes on the one side. Yeah, hold up, hold up. I ain't light-skinned, we haven't. Hey. Y'all are number one. Me and Steve are the same color.

Speaker 1 6:52

God damn it Y'all. Three to two, everything we both.

Speaker 2 6:55

So you call Steve light-skinned too, you dark-skinned Hell. No, I am Bosco, and joining me today to my left is 92nd 400 Rod. He said 92nd.

Speaker 3 7:40

And we running that thing 92nd 400. You got two weeks man.

Speaker 2 7:43

Wait, we doing it around? No, a second before you got two weeks. Wait, we're doing it around. No, we're doing it for like the finals. We're going to do it for like the finals. Oh, okay, let it be, we ain't going to do it for the rounds, the rounds, you know.

Speaker 1 7:57

Joe you running.

Speaker 4 7:58

No, I'm going to run about halfway, and then I'll be back?

Speaker 1 8:03

Ain't no way I'll be ready for some shit like that. Man, you can just jog. How far can you make it? Just one time around 25? Yards 25 yards. That's it. That's it, yeah, and that's to the water fountain.

Speaker 2 8:22

He said 25 yards man 23 if my coot was out there and you got something special in there, there's always something in that motherfucker.

Speaker 3 8:30

Hold on. The finals are August 7th. Oh, the finals are.

Speaker 2 8:33

August 7th, august 7th, oh okay, so yeah, what?

Speaker 4 8:39

day is that Wednesday.

Speaker 2 8:40

Yeah, so we can do it. Do you want to do? It like this I got this Saturday. What's?

Speaker 1 8:49

that Saturday, the 10th, I got to get my old man checkups on the 3rd, I think, so damn that means we'll do it on Rob.

Speaker 2 8:57

when did you say 7th August 7th.

Speaker 1 9:01

So August 7th I said I got to get the old man checkup like August. Oh damn, 5th or 6th or some shit like that.

Food and Music Fun Facts

Speaker 3 9:07

Ask me or what, what you doing? That's a good one, boy Damn. We haven't finished introducing. Hold on To my left.

Speaker 2 9:16

Oh yeah, Hold up To my left.

Speaker 3 9:21

It's your boy. Weezy it's your boy Casino.

Speaker 1 9:28

Chris.

Speaker 3 9:29

I'm down 300 y'all. I need my shit back.

Speaker 1 9:34

And to my left. We have One and only Alabama Joe, baby Alabama Joe.

Speaker 4 9:41

Alabama. Joe, that's right, and to my left and I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 9:47

you know who the pap smear is, steve.

Speaker 5 9:51

Superman is in the building.

Speaker 3 9:55

Give me a pair on.

Speaker 2 10:01

Only Superman gets that. They know who we're talking about. We'll be back for another week of fun. Yeah, fun-filled national anthems and.

Speaker 5 10:11

Unconfirmed facts, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 10:13

Listen, we told y'all right now. I didn't even know until Shirai just looked it up. I didn't even know the homegirl's name for the national anthem, I just know she butchered it yeah, she was bad, bad than Roseanne Barr, but here's the thing. It was worse cause she's a real singer.

Speaker 4 10:32

Yeah, Carl Lewis isn't a singer.

Speaker 1 10:35

Roseanne.

Speaker 4 10:35

Barr isn't a singer she got a contract.

Speaker 2 10:39

Hey, they did say worse than Fergie, though she got a contract. Fergie tried to be soulful. Fergie tried to be soulful. Fergie tried to be soulful when she did, she tried to jazz it up. Yeah, like Whitney Can't fuck with Whitney. No, listen, jane Brown, stay in your box, stay in your lane.

Speaker 3 10:56

Stay vanilla.

Speaker 1 10:57

Just stay vanilla, just Leave it alone. When Jane Brown did America the Beautiful, you said Jane.

Speaker 2 11:03

Brown yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that when uh Jay Brown did America the Beautiful Jay.

Speaker 1 11:04

You said Jay Brown. Yeah, man, that motherfucker. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 11:07

That shit was off the chain, god. And then remember, uh, marvin Gaye.

Speaker 1 11:13

Yeah.

Speaker 2 11:13

Yeah, they said his Was one of the good ones too.

Speaker 1 11:16

And one of the best ones Of the National Anthem In all times Gotta go to Jimi Hendrix. Oh, yeah, yeah I think that was up there. They said Jimi Hendrix, jimi Hendrix, that motherfucker boy, and y'all, yeah, you just.

Speaker 2 11:31

But then you got all your rock and roll greats trying to reduplicate it.

Speaker 1 11:35

But they can't. Yeah, jimi Hendrix did the fuck out of that motherfucker. Yeah, you know, jimi Hendy was left-handed, I did not know and he played his guitar upside down Because they didn't have left-handed guitars Back in those days. Fun fact See we do know something on this.

Speaker 2 11:56

On this podcast. Thanks to Joe. He played upside down.

Speaker 3 11:59

Joe liked the eyes.

Speaker 2 12:01

Yeah, I know, huh, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 12:04

It's just what do they call them, those facts that you don't really think about?

Speaker 4 12:10

Those random facts.

Speaker 2 12:12

Oh yeah yeah, senseless, information.

Speaker 3 12:15

Yeah, senseless information yeah useless.

Speaker 4 12:18

It's useless trivia.

Speaker 2 12:19

I think that's what it's called yeah, useless trivia I never even knew. I know Bobby Womack is left-handed and he's from Ohio Back in the day they didn't have left-handed guitars.

Speaker 1 12:32

Hey, that's my one Ohio so if you wanted to play it, you had to flip it over to play it.

Speaker 2 12:38

Huh, like a ukulele. What instrument do you wish you learned as a kid to play?

Speaker 1 12:44

I didn't learn any instrument as a kid. No, I did.

Speaker 2 12:50

Which instrument would you wish you had learned as a kid? I wish I would have learned the piano. I wish I learned the guitar, yeah, the drums or piano for me, I was learning the drums. I did play the drums. I always wanted to play like.

Speaker 1 13:01

BB King. But then how old I got was, bb King has his own notes Like music notes. So when you have music notes you have your A-E-I-O-E.

Speaker 2 13:12

Yeah, that shit, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 13:14

BB King has his own notes. See, I can understand that.

Speaker 3 13:16

They're called the BB King notes. I can understand the guitar though. Wow, because you, because you can take a guitar anywhere.

Speaker 1 13:23

No, it ain't that.

Speaker 2 13:24

You can do the notes you can just play right there in front of LA Fitness and you can play by sound.

Speaker 4 13:30

But you can't get.

Speaker 1 13:31

BB King's sound, because BB King's guitar was out of tune. So that's why he had the BB King. He tuned it the way he wanted the sound. It wasn't in tune.

Speaker 1 13:46

You know how you have the tuner because if they give you, if I give you a guitar right now, you would probably take a tuner and tune it. With the tuner, you adjust the little strings right. Yeah, bb king ain't paying attention to that. Bb king, the rebel turn that up. Oh, that sounds good. Then he put that slide rule on there and now you got BB King, bb King. I heard some.

Speaker 2 14:10

BB King yesterday and Freddy's, freddy's steak burger. Yeah. Ain't heard of Freddy's.

Speaker 1 14:18

Is Lucille still open? It's kind of like Coler's. I know they have a good honey jack lemonade at that bitch.

Speaker 2 14:26

He said oh my God.

Speaker 3 14:27

Honey jack lemonade. Is that alcohol related? No, he throw no shot in there. He throw the jack in there for fun.

Speaker 5 14:34

He got shooters in there?

Speaker 3 14:35

No, but they do have honey, no, no, lucille had a really good honey jack lemonade.

Speaker 1 14:39

I was shocked.

Speaker 2 14:44

So now, next time somebody's in Arizona and they want to, you're talking about the barbecue spot, right? Yeah, Lucille's, yeah.

Speaker 1 14:52

Tempe Town. Yeah, there's one over there. It's still over there and they have Honey Jack Lemonade. You got to try it out.

Speaker 2 14:57

Where else do we? I think that's it yeah. I don't think we have any. I don't think we have any Flavors of Louisiana.

Speaker 1 15:03

got a good peach cobbler, though, just so y'all know who Flavors of Louisiana. Where's that at Avondale?

Speaker 2 15:14

Right by LA Fitness.

Speaker 1 15:19

Hey, this dude, he know all the food spots. You know Boudin balls. They had the Boudin balls them motherfuckers good Boudin balls, boudin balls.

Speaker 3 15:25

They had a Boudin balls. That motherfucker's good Boudin, balls Boudin balls.

Speaker 1 15:29

He said balls.

Speaker 2 15:30

Boudin balls is this it don't matter though.

Speaker 1 15:40

Hey, what's the name of it? I said Boudin Boudin. Boudin balls Boudin balls. Boudin balls. Oh man, Only you would think of some Boudin balls. You want to know, boudin balls, man, you pay for them. They're your damn balls. What is a Boudin balls? They're your damn balls. You pay for them, that's it. I want to know what they are. They're, that's it I want to know what they are.

Speaker 3 16:03

They good.

Speaker 1 16:04

Rice and sausage.

Speaker 3 16:05

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 16:06

Herbs and spices. And wait now. What spot is this for the people that want?

Speaker 5 16:10

to.

Speaker 1 16:10

Flavors of Louisiana.

Speaker 5 16:10

It's Louisiana, mm-hmm, mm Deep damn south.

Speaker 2 16:15

They sell catfish, did you?

Speaker 1 16:16

know they got a soul food place in Mesa or whatever the fuck it is. I did not know that.

Speaker 2 16:20

A soul food place. Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 1 16:22

called oh shit, I saw it somewhere, somebody's kitchen. That's making me hungry, I'm like damn In Mesa. I think it's yeah Mesa.

Speaker 3 16:30

Mama Soul Fish and Kitchen. Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's it. Yeah, mama Soul.

Speaker 1 16:34

Fish and. Kitchen.

Speaker 2 16:36

Where's it at?

Speaker 3 16:36

They say they got the best crab legs oh crab legs better than, uh, you know, I can't call it an anger crab or whatever. Oh, what's the what's the spot on? Uh, what is it?

Speaker 2 16:51

35th and southern or baseline 35th? Are you talking about mandy's?

Speaker 1 16:55

no, they're not man, I'm in the chicken joint. They do like a brunch, no I don't know brunch? No, I don't in Southern.

Speaker 2 17:03

Southern?

Speaker 1 17:04

I don't even know that yeah, southern, southern, southern 35th Street or Ave.

Speaker 3 17:09

Uh Avenue.

Speaker 1 17:10

Oh huh, 35th Ave a brunch spot I thought it was. Yeah, she's on 35th Ave in Southern. Huh, you might be talking about 50, something, something 51st.

Speaker 4 17:21

You been there before.

Speaker 1 17:22

I think y'all talked about it Now. If you want a good breakfast spot, 43rd Avenue, no, not Southern.

Speaker 2 17:32

It's like we got all the food spots today.

Speaker 1 17:34

Right where 43rd Dead End is at. There's a truck stop right there. That motherfucker got a breakfast for your ass, it's good. That motherfucking pancake big as a you, it's good. Motherfucking pancake Big as a plate, texas style pancakes. Oh yeah, like crazy auto.

Speaker 3 17:53

You need to be a food critic.

Speaker 2 17:56

He's our food critic.

Speaker 1 17:57

No, I'm your food critic. I like. I tell you where to go and where not to go.

Speaker 2 18:03

We're not. No, we ain't going to go where, not to go? No, we ain't going to do that. We ain't going to do that.

Speaker 1 18:07

I'm not that kind of critic.

Speaker 2 18:09

We're going to keep it nice, because we already know there's a few people this cat has said something about.

Speaker 3 18:18

They hit y'all no.

Speaker 2 18:20

I see them, I'm like oh my God, la Perla.

Speaker 1 18:25

Hey, I'm sitting up here like Get no chicken wings from that motherfucker.

Speaker 5 18:29

This nigga, from where LaPerla, laperla yeah right there, glendale, right there, I heard they were good.

Speaker 1 18:37

No, they got good music, you and that motherfucker music. Good as a motherfucker bro, but you might not want to eat that. See, you might want to you can try it. You want to.

Speaker 2 18:50

I know they got some chicken tenders and french fries or something At least right. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 18:53

I got some wings in that. Motherfucker. I'm like man. You gotta be kidding me. They must have got the wrong. You know how you know the Filibertos and they got the wrong.

Speaker 4 19:00

Right.

Speaker 1 19:01

You be like yeah, give me my usual, motherfucker. I don't know what your usual is, motherfucker. I come in everyday. Give me my usual.

Speaker 5 19:07

Right.

Speaker 1 19:08

You know Motherfucking Connoisseur, motherfucking nachos, super nachos. They fuck up In super nachos. Man, how you fuck up In super nachos.

Speaker 2 19:19

Hey, oh man, I did go to Slim Chickens, slim Pickens.

Speaker 1 19:25

No, right here. Slim Chickens, slim Chickens. Yeah, right here. No, they just, they got one off Northern.

Speaker 2 19:31

Yeah, it ain't. That one isn't open yet this one is open. Okay, it's pretty decent. It's pretty decent. I got the that's not a that's not a.

Speaker 1 19:39

That's not a good endorsement. No listen, cause I'm telling you you might as well have just said it ain't no good, no, it's decent. Because I'm going to tell you why it's decent. I got wings, like I said, my clothes halfway clean.

Speaker 2 19:51

I didn't go inside, I went around, okay. So now how many places have you gone to through a drive-thru? I'm going to order. I got the eight piece, the eight piece wing meal. I said extra crispy. I think I got damn which one. I think I got maybe honey, mustard and garlic parmesan. So I'm not going to sit up here and try to compare them to like Buffalo Wild Wings, atl or anything but to sit up there and go around and you get your wings and everything. That's what I said everything. Buffalo.

Speaker 2 20:25

Wild Wings it used to be good. Buffalo Wild Wings is good.

Speaker 1 20:29

I ain't gonna let you get away with that one. They can't fuck with loves, but you was just talking about regular fried chicken. You know what I'm talking about Chester's chicken, chester's chicken ain't no joke, but there ain't no Chester's chicken around here.

Speaker 3 20:42

Where's Chester's chicken?

Speaker 1 20:42

Go to the no Chester's Chickens around here. Oh shit, when. Where's Chester's Chickens? Go to the Loves that's Chester's Chickens.

Speaker 2 20:47

No, you got Chester's Chickens and Loves Right off the 101? No, that's where the Loves at they used to have a Chester's Chickens. I think it's one right seven shooting greenway.

Speaker 1 20:55

It's one I know there's went out, there I was out, there I went fishing the other last week. I was out at Buckeye. They got that damn chest of chicken out there.

Speaker 2 21:15

Man, I got me two orders of chicken gizzards boy Gizzards is good boy, man them motherfuckers good.

Speaker 1 21:20

I love gizzards. Got me some hot sauce. I'm going to tell you Fuck Buffalo Wild Wings, they ain't got no gizzards in that motherfucker.

Speaker 3 21:34

Guess we ain't getting Buffalo Wild Wings as a sponsor man.

Speaker 1 21:36

Fuck that shit. They ain't got no gizzards, joe.

Speaker 3 21:39

You done messed up our money, joe.

Speaker 1 21:40

They ain't got no gizzards, though, tell them to put some gizzards in that motherfucker. We'll see if we can get them on the menu for you. Put some gizzards in that motherfucker menu for you. Put some gizzards in that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 21:49

Watch it, people be talking all that shit about gizzards. Oh, I love gizzards. I damn wrong tea the motherfucker eat them. Gizzards is good boy.

Speaker 1 21:57

They used to have them at the Safeway Right down 83rd Avenue. You know that, safeway 83rd, and what is it?

Speaker 2 22:04

Camelback, camelback.

Speaker 1 22:05

Yeah, I remember getting some there when I first moved here and I'd get in line and buy my hot sauce. By the time my hot sauce was done, the gizzard was done and I, man man, I remember one time this is a true story. I got stories. I had, I had both. I bought four pounds of chicken gizzard. I said hey, I'm gonna eat these motherfuckers. I can't wait. So I picked my kids up and had the chicken gizzards On the back seat.

Speaker 4 22:38

Oh lord.

Speaker 1 22:39

Them motherfuckers Winning them chicken gizzards, man, where you get these Chicken nuggets from. I ain't had no heart To tell them. I ain't had no heart to tell them. They was back there munching so good both of them, I was like eating them. Goddamn chicken gizzards man.

Speaker 4 23:00

I said just say your daddy's song.

Speaker 2 23:02

It's a little bit chewy. But see, you can like, y'all like gizzards. Yeah, I do you. Yeah, I love gizzards.

Speaker 1 23:09

I ain't had none in a while, though.

Speaker 2 23:10

They had the right amount of salt on them and everything.

Speaker 1 23:12

Last time.

Speaker 2 23:12

I had, some was at his house.

Speaker 1 23:14

Oh, I think. I did have some over there, man, we had shit. Fuck up the gizzards boy.

Speaker 2 23:18

Yeah, see, now I got me thinking about it.

Speaker 1 23:24

Okay, I apologize, buffalo Wild Wings, but Giz is on the menu.

Speaker 2 23:26

Hey, I like Buffalo Wild Wings. You know that black people live here too.

Speaker 1 23:31

Fuck it. Oh, I shouldn't have said that. Oh hell no that black people live here too, shit.

Speaker 2 23:38

Hey.

Speaker 1 23:39

You go out of the restaurant.

Speaker 2 23:40

Sherrod, over here working on cleaning up all the trying to get us sponsors. I'm over here trying to get us sponsorships and you getting us canceled, joe, getting this canceled.

Speaker 1 23:51

Joe getting this canceled, Look man.

Speaker 2 23:54

You want to get paid for this or not you want to get paid for this or not.

Speaker 3 23:58

I'm tired of doing this for free. I need some money. I'm broke, Joe. I'm broke Broke nigga. Stop talking about our potential sponsors, Okay, Wilkie.

Speaker 2 24:11

And potential guests Go.

Speaker 1 24:13

Okay.

Speaker 2 24:13

Wilkie and potential guests.

Speaker 4 24:15

Go on, Wilkie.

Speaker 1 24:17

I'm like man listen, okay, wilkie.

Nostalgic Reminiscences and Random Banter

Speaker 2 24:21

I'll be all right. Hey, I got another Wait hold on.

Speaker 3 24:27

I got $2.

Speaker 2 24:29

Me and.

Speaker 5 24:30

Casino Chris about to hit the casino.

Speaker 2 24:32

I'm lucky $2 bill. We know he ain't broke.

Speaker 3 24:37

Go get that $300.

Speaker 1 24:38

I might be bent, but I ain't broke Right I just paid bills today.

Speaker 4 24:46

You're good man, man that shit was depressing what paying bills.

Speaker 1 24:54

And I got two more to go.

Speaker 3 24:55

I just paid my electric.

Speaker 1 24:58

I got M power, but I got two more to go, two more bills to pay Car insurance no, I got.

Speaker 2 25:08

You got that new, that new fancy truck. No, I got, I got. Oh, no, I got two. You got that new Favorite car insurance, that new fancy truck.

Speaker 1 25:11

No.

Speaker 3 25:12

I got. That's a nice truck.

Speaker 1 25:13

I got car note and house note. Damn them two big motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 25:20

That motherfucker that ain't no joke. Where's Powerball when you need it? All right.

Speaker 3 25:25

You got my ticket.

Speaker 2 25:27

Speaking of that, I got a boot.

Speaker 1 25:28

Hey, I got to boot. I got to boot your tickets.

Speaker 2 25:30

Better get your tickets Did you ever get?

Speaker 1 25:32

the little app.

Speaker 5 25:33

I got $6. I got $6.

Speaker 1 25:35

Shit, I left my damn phone. You better use it. I got the app. I know, I just don't. I got the app but I can't upload no money on it.

Speaker 2 25:41

He said you got $6 on there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 25:46

I got an app, but I can't upload them Mega millions.

Speaker 2 25:49

Did you hook your bank card up?

Speaker 1 25:54

No, I tried to hook up. They wouldn't take PayPal. They wouldn't take.

Speaker 2 26:02

PayPal. That's how much Is that for tonight? That's for tonight.

Speaker 4 26:08

They wouldn't take PayPal. Bubbling brown up right how much time?

Speaker 3 26:14

I think, it closed at six, I thought it was six 8 pm easter 8 pm. Oh yeah, six are.

Speaker 2 26:19

Oh no, that's five our time oh, do you have six on this? Oh hold on you might have six on here on uh. We're talking about the uh jackpot app. The Jackpot can pay us.

Speaker 3 26:30

Yeah, what did I say?

Speaker 5 26:31

Jackpot Mine says drawing is Friday at 8 pm. The drawing's at 8.

Speaker 2 26:35

Yeah, the drawing is 11 o'clock.

Speaker 1 26:37

Eastern Fund my account Okay.

Speaker 5 26:38

There you go. So I tried to pay with PayPal. I just bought my tickets.

Speaker 1 26:42

I'm good, we win.

Speaker 3 26:43

We win.

Speaker 1 26:45

I didn't want to let me. Let me see what I'm doing wrong.

Speaker 3 26:49

You need to get. You get in the pool.

Speaker 1 26:52

Oh, they charging you dog, they ain't charging me. They ain't not charging me.

Speaker 3 26:58

They do charge you to put money in.

Speaker 1 26:59

They charge you. Yeah, but okay, I'm good with that. So if I hit fun, they gonna say some bullshit. Let me see.

Speaker 2 27:06

They won't.

Speaker 1 27:12

Are you trying to use PayPal? I'm in the pool. Yeah, I'm trying to use PayPal. Then they're going to say some international bullshit and they won't let you do it.

Speaker 2 27:19

Oh, probably because of your address, my address, I don't know. Maybe it has to show that, because I know when I was in California they won't let you do it, they won't let you play.

Speaker 3 27:30

Yeah, texas will let me play. It did let you play. I just changed the location to Texas.

Speaker 2 27:37

Oh, so all you got to do is just change your location.

Speaker 3 27:40

Well, yeah, on the app there's a.

Speaker 2 27:43

Yeah, because I'm sitting up here thinking like California doesn't allow it yet. Oh gotcha, See, I didn't even know you could do all that.

Speaker 1 27:51

But oh, gotcha. Okay See, I didn't even know you could do all that, but I know when.

Speaker 2 27:53

I was there. I'm sitting there like damn, I can't even Continue. I just had to play it. Just I don't want to use PayPal.

Speaker 4 27:59

Yeah, just the regular way.

Speaker 2 28:01

You get so used to this, I know.

Speaker 3 28:04

I just put $20 in there a week. Hope I get lucky.

Speaker 2 28:08

All right, look y'all ready for this list. It says older people are recalling the once normal things that happened back in the day. That would be considered bizarre Today. This is from Buzzfeed.

Speaker 3 28:25

Whipping somebody else's kids. That might be on there, I'm sure, hey.

Speaker 2 28:31

Well, cause you know that's black people. Black people did that. But Whooping somebody else's kids, that might be on there, I'm sure, hey, well, because you know that's black people. Black people did that. But if this was black, buzzfeed it probably would be, oh for sure.

Speaker 2 28:43

Now, smoking in hospitals and on airplanes, oh, yeah, yeah, that's crazy, huh. If we used to smoke in hospitals and on an airplane and they said doctors used to do surgery, no, I'm saying they would do surgery, but just back in the day, obviously, and smoke, oh, while they're doing surgery. Yeah, obviously we're talking way back in the day, but I'm sitting up here like back in the day. It wasn't, but it's bizarre now. Let's think somebody opened up a heater while you're on the plane. You about to smoke that.

Speaker 3 29:22

You better put that mug out. That's a federal offense.

Speaker 2 29:29

Here's one Number two Anytime you answer the phone, you had no idea who was calling you. Says not knowing one single person's phone number except my vet's office of 30 years For some reason it's the only number I still remember, not including Jenny's number, of course. That's funny 210-36.

Speaker 4 29:55

Remember the 210-36.

Speaker 2 29:59

What was that? What is Jenny's number? Who?

Speaker 4 30:02

is.

Speaker 2 30:02

Jenny On here. I swear to God I think he's talking about that song and remember 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.

Speaker 5 30:10

Something like that. 8-6-7-5-3-0-9. Yeah, yeah, something like that 8-6-7-5-3-0-9.

Speaker 2 30:14

Yeah, yeah my frog.

Speaker 1 30:15

That's Jenny's number. Don't let me do it.

Speaker 2 30:17

And what about? What? Was it Moore's Day? Was it 7-7-7-93-11? Yeah, I knew that one.

Speaker 4 30:29

Seven, seven, seven.

Speaker 1 30:30

You got a big mic. That's the time, baby. Huh the time. Didn't I say Mars Day, 36-0-1-0-0-4. Hit Mike Jones off on the low.

Speaker 2 30:40

That was the time. When did this nigga start?

Speaker 1 30:43

Now remember, we did the same exact thing when I said Mars Day went on his own after that, but he was with the time when that came out.

Speaker 2 30:52

Y'all niggas knew exactly who I was talking about.

Speaker 1 30:54

I knew what you was talking about. I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 30:57

Now remember when I was talking about Beverly Hills Cop and Joe was like that's Axl F Beverly Hills Cop 4? I'm like Axl F. Hey Joe.

Speaker 1 31:09

Axl F Foley yeah.

Speaker 2 31:10

I'm like, hey, joe Axel F Foley, damn, because when it's okay, what's the name of it? Anyway, what are we?

Speaker 1 31:16

talking about.

Speaker 4 31:17

Axel F, or what are we talking about? Axel F, oh Lord.

Speaker 1 31:20

What's the name of Axel F Beverly?

Speaker 2 31:22

Hills.

Speaker 1 31:22

Cop Axel F, that's what it's called.

Speaker 2 31:24

So when I say I'm trying to watch Beverly Hills Cop, trying to watch Beverly Hills Cop, I keep falling asleep on it because I started too late. You knew exactly what I was saying. He said it's Axl F Right.

Speaker 1 31:35

You didn't put a number on there. You could have been one, two or three.

Speaker 2 31:39

You know it's the new one on Netflix.

Speaker 1 31:41

You didn't put no number on the motherfucker. Yeah, shit, you didn't. That's just like hey, have you seen Yoga, the Restless Nigga they on 299 episodes.

Speaker 3 31:55

What the fuck you talking about. Hey, that should not even be in syndication, no more.

Speaker 2 31:59

Man, I did see we Googled it once. General Hospital the other day.

Speaker 1 32:05

It's still on.

Speaker 4 32:06

And the one dude.

Speaker 2 32:07

I was like damn, he look familiar, same dude. I don't even remember the dudes and that, but anyway, he's still on there, just like Victor.

Speaker 1 32:16

Newman, he's still a little younger than me. No, no, no, I don't think Victor Newman in the moment. Yeah, he was. I remember seeing Victor Newman on there, Victor should be dead man, he should be, hey man.

Speaker 3 32:26

Hey you talking about Biden Victor on there? Man he done died about 20 times on there. Oh my Lord.

Speaker 2 32:34

Oh well, anyway, back to the list. Y'all know we don't go nowhere towards none of that stuff.

Speaker 4 32:40

Hey, how come you don't turn his mic?

Speaker 1 32:42

off. I just said that shit, you turn my mic off.

Speaker 2 32:46

Where's Joe's mic at you can turn that shit too, oh shit, where's Joe's mic?

Speaker 4 32:51

You can turn that shit on. Oh shit, he said where you at. Oh man, don't get me started.

Speaker 1 33:03

Oh shit, you ain't turn this shit on.

Speaker 3 33:04

I want to talk about you drinking out of a Crown Royal with a straw. All right wait hold on.

Speaker 2 33:14

Let me get to number three. Let me get to. Oh, my Lord.

Speaker 1 33:19

Nigga, that's a gallon.

Speaker 3 33:20

That's a gallon. I thought that was water.

Speaker 4 33:25

Hey, you see how the nigga reach over with the straw. Hey, you get off Amazon.

Weapon Collection and Zombie Preparedness

Speaker 2 33:30

Hey, that's a lumberjack. How many ounces is that man?

Speaker 1 33:33

44, I think 64?.

Speaker 2 33:35

Is that a Yeti or no?

Speaker 1 33:37

No, it's an A-Pack. Oh Listen, I don't think, yeti, having this big, well, how big is that? 124?.

Speaker 3 33:52

No, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 33:53

Nigga, you driving man, nigga, don't tell the police Damn. You might want to give him a tag number, man.

Speaker 5 34:03

I thought this fool was drinking water. Man, I do your ride home, you might want to get your foot in the car.

Speaker 1 34:09

We good, I'll do your ride home. You might want to get your foot in the car I'm like.

Speaker 2 34:14

He is drinking water. Y'all we just playing.

Speaker 1 34:17

That's high quality H2O.

Speaker 2 34:19

This is just jokes for the pod.

Speaker 1 34:21

By the way. You wanna know what, though? By the way, I have acolyne ice.

Speaker 3 34:27

That's very stupid. I will be selling it. It's PH Palace ice.

Speaker 1 34:30

I got alkaline ice In this motherfucker yeah, from my alkaline, from my motherfucking Alkaline faucet yeah. With my alkaline ice Water from T-Move. My alkaline ice Make it from T-Move. Oh yeah, you got to get on board, baby. Get on T-Move, I'm telling you oh.

Speaker 3 34:47

Hey, I'm telling them boy. Hey, I support T-Move. Y'all saw that video I sent.

Speaker 5 34:51

Yeah, when that dude was buying everything from T-Move man that shit was so hilarious, I died laughing.

Speaker 3 34:56

I was like that shit is just like being a joke man.

Speaker 1 34:57

that shit is crazy. I'm about to get me a swamp cooler for the money.

Speaker 2 35:00

Him and Sherrod Off T-Move.

Speaker 5 35:04

Yeah, they got everything, just put it in your basket and wait Anything.

Speaker 3 35:08

I just ordered like a little air pump, uh-oh, like the little portable air pump. You just put your butt in. Uh-oh, it has options for your car, your bike, motorcycle. Yeah, it'll fill it up right to the top Already got one Already got one they better

Speaker 2 35:21

sponsor us.

Speaker 4 35:22

Damn.

Speaker 3 35:22

Yeah.

Speaker 1 35:22

T-Mobile needs to sponsor us.

Speaker 2 35:31

I love that bitch. Hey, is that where you got?

Speaker 1 35:32

your speaker? No, that's from Best Buy. Somebody bought that for me. Oh, somebody got that for you.

Speaker 2 35:34

That's from Best Buy.

Speaker 1 35:35

No, that's from Amazon.

Speaker 2 35:37

Well, I'm just saying that they got it at Best Buy.

Speaker 1 35:39

They got it at Best Buy yeah, yeah. Yeah, man.

Speaker 2 35:42

Amazon Best Buy. I'm just saying it ain From T-Mu.

Speaker 1 35:45

Yeah, shit.

Speaker 5 35:56

Hey, man, don't be scared of T-Mu, All right yeah, hey look retractable blades.

Speaker 3 36:04

So is that the one you just threatened me with?

Speaker 2 36:07

It transformed?

Speaker 3 36:07

No, no, that's not a ceiling fan, oh, you mean ceiling fan. It's a transformed. No, no, that's not a. That's not a Seedling fan. This is a oh you mean, seedling fan.

Speaker 1 36:13

This is a nigga.

Speaker 5 36:14

Easy man.

Speaker 1 36:16

Easy, Easy man. What do I call it?

Speaker 5 36:19

Call it a silly nigga killer.

Speaker 1 36:21

Yeah, a silly nigga killer. Hey, we on this. Oh man, oh, you'll like-out.

Speaker 3 36:27

You going to pull a lot of jokes Be careful with that. Please Be careful with that. Oh shit, Uh-oh. Gotcha Seymour, no Texas.

Speaker 1 36:41

You think he got the switchblade? I got that from Texas.

Speaker 2 36:43

Let me see this cat. You can go rub up against somebody. This dude got everything.

Speaker 1 36:50

Yeah, I'm going to get that motherfucking nitrogen one though.

Speaker 3 36:54

Nitrogen. What, hey? You like this because it's a.

Speaker 1 36:56

Punisher, huh yeah.

Speaker 4 36:58

I'm a.

Speaker 1 36:58

Punisher fan, but you stick them with it and then you hit the button and it's shooting nitrogen in the blood. Listen to this.

Speaker 2 37:06

Yes.

Speaker 3 37:10

Man he done killed the microphone hit the button.

Speaker 2 37:16

No, it's stuck in there. How do I get it back? You hit the button, push it all the way. Give me the hand broke. I'm gonna have to buy this nigga another knife. You broke it. What you do to it?

Speaker 3 37:33

Nigga, it's stuck right here hey cheap, hey he is distraught right now he is distraught.

Speaker 5 37:41

Did y'all hear his voice?

Speaker 2 37:42

He just dropped.

Speaker 5 37:44

Hey man, what you do, boss, how you doing, there you go.

Speaker 3 37:47

Oh, you got it All right, y'all.

Speaker 2 37:49

He happy again. It's stuck right here. I see the stick Right. So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 37:52

So if you're going to stick somebody, you're supposed to be able to stick them.

Speaker 5 37:56

It ain't going to work. Yeah, it will, you're stuck. After it's fully wrecked.

Speaker 4 38:00

You stick them, yeah, you can't stick it on them, and then?

Speaker 1 38:08

expect. Gotta get it all the way out. Nigga, there you go.

Speaker 2 38:11

Now stick him. Motherfucker. You want some of me? Yeah, oh man. Hey, I know the microphone Nigga you done stabbed me like twice now, Goodness, gracious man, we done had I like that.

Speaker 1 38:29

You gotta be fully gracious man, we didn't have. You got me fully erect.

Speaker 2 38:33

We didn't have guns pulled out. That nigga pulled his gun out. Joe got a damn.

Speaker 5 38:41

That big ass sword, that damn sword, you got over there.

Speaker 1 38:45

I got a katana.

Speaker 3 38:48

You said you like it.

Speaker 1 38:49

Razor shot. We got one that cheap in the door though, but I just keep it. But the other ones, the real ones, I got inside.

Speaker 3 38:58

You collect them.

Speaker 1 38:59

Yeah, what you going to do when the zombies come? The?

Speaker 3 39:03

zombies.

Speaker 2 39:03

Hey, you don't want to live in return.

Speaker 1 39:05

You need to stop watching that stuff man Walking Dead.

Speaker 4 39:08

You don't watch Walking.

Speaker 1 39:09

Dead? No, I don't, nick Blee. You better get on board what you going to do when the zombies come. What's the name.

Speaker 5 39:15

I'm going to come to your house, go to 35th Avenue.

Speaker 1 39:19

You'll see one right now 35th of what. Cactus Indian.

Speaker 5 39:23

School Indian School Cactus.

Speaker 1 39:25

Camelback back. Hey, too far from you, you'll be good. Don't stop that, cannibal. Unless you want to be happy, go to 35th in this school.

Speaker 2 39:35

What's the 35th in Indian school?

Speaker 4 39:37

Zombie.

Speaker 5 39:38

Zombie land.

Speaker 2 39:42

That's. That's where you're going to use all your utensils, damn right.

Speaker 1 39:48

Come fuck with me if you want to. This dude got an arsenal. No, he all your utensils, damn right. Come fuck with me if you want to.

Speaker 2 39:50

This dude got an arsenal oh no, he got an arsenal, have you seen? I seen that god damn man his, like his little Tommy gun or something. I ain't seen that man Joe got a little bit of everything boy.

Speaker 1 40:05

I was looking at we gonna hey when all I didn't know. You know, ruger got a 5.9., a 5.7. Man, that shit, I'm going to get one of them, mother fucker man Joe.

Speaker 2 40:16

Ruger 5.7. This dude is ready, you know.

Speaker 1 40:21

The 5.7. You know, like FFN got the 5.7. You know what I'm talking about. It's like a step down from the 300 blackout. Okay right, right and there's a pistol.

Speaker 2 40:33

Yeah. Motherfucker shooting down there, hey, but Ruger has one, so when the zombies come, we gonna shoot them. It's like $500, though.

Speaker 1 40:40

It's kind of hard to get rounds. For those, though, have you seen a zombie before 35th Avenue. I told you that.

Speaker 4 40:49

I'm going over there.

Speaker 1 40:50

Going over there. You see that motherfucker walk back and forth through the intersection On the main intersection. Yeah, back and forth, back and forth.

Speaker 2 41:00

How many?

Speaker 4 41:00

times you seen him? Seen a lot, oh shit.

Speaker 2 41:09

So you got to get ready For the apocalypse.

Speaker 4 41:11

Hey.

Speaker 2 41:12

I gotta see them at night.

Speaker 1 41:14

Yeah. They come out at night, they ain't out in the daytime. Nah, you don't doubt me. Did you walk? Walking? Living dead, living dead. They don't really come out In the daytime, they come out at night.

Speaker 3 41:24

Walking dead. They do Well.

Speaker 1 41:26

When you make noise.

Speaker 3 41:28

Yeah, but they just be walking, so is it like the when?

Speaker 2 41:29

you make noise? Yeah, but they just be walking, so is it like the when you make noise? What's the things like when you make noise? The?

Speaker 1 41:35

zombies.

Speaker 2 41:36

No, oh Quiet.

Speaker 1 41:37

Place.

Speaker 2 41:37

Yeah, quiet, place.

Speaker 1 41:39

Oh yeah, them motherfucking things are bad right there.

Speaker 2 41:41

Anybody seen that one? No, I haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 4 41:43

Oh yeah, I saw the first one.

Speaker 3 41:44

I haven't seen it.

Speaker 2 41:51

No, day one. So you haven't seen the second one, you haven't seen day one, it's day one, day one, yeah, day one. I mean you can watch day one, you can watch day one before you watch the second one.

Speaker 1 41:57

Yeah, matter of fact, that's recommended yeah.

Speaker 3 41:59

Yeah, watch day one. First Watch day one, and then.

Speaker 2 42:03

Yeah, I seen the first, so you saw the first one. Yeah, yeah, watch day one.

Speaker 1 42:07

We getting tired of like getting you up on game bro.

Speaker 2 42:10

And then watch the second.

Speaker 3 42:13

Man, if you don't take that Crown Royal off the sippy cup. You have to he over here drinking out of a straw too.

Speaker 1 42:24

That's a titty, bro, I should have known.

Speaker 3 42:27

We need to post that photo on the ground. I should have known.

Speaker 1 42:29

That's a titty bro. Is that what it is, Titty?

Speaker 2 42:33

Titty. All right, look Big titty Let me.

Speaker 1 42:37

You got some more on the list. I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 3 42:40

I'm going back to my list.

Speaker 1 42:41

I posed a question what's the difference between titties and tits?

Speaker 2 42:48

I'm just asking the itty bitty titty committee. Black girls got titties, white girls got tits.

Speaker 1 42:55

Exactly, that's it, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much all. Yeah, that's it yeah.

Speaker 3 43:04

Huh, wow.

Speaker 2 43:07

Bang bestie.

Speaker 3 43:08

Don't you say nothing.

Speaker 4 43:09

Huh, not it.

Speaker 3 43:16

You gonna suck on some titties and some tits.

Speaker 1 43:18

It's the same damn thing, it's not the same thing.

Speaker 2 43:21

Why it's not the same thing. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I don't think I ever said tits before no but you see a motherfucker. Shamir tits.

Speaker 1 43:31

Just say it. You see a motherfucker and they got big old ass nipples and shit, big areola, nice and round.

Speaker 5 43:40

Shout out, ronnie. Them some titties, that's some big ass titties, titties.

Speaker 2 43:45

Those are Ronnie's favorites, are favorites Areola Tits, aka RJ. Shout out RJ.

Speaker 1 43:56

Where the fuck he at anyway.

Speaker 2 43:58

Hey, we can't say nothing oh yeah, we can't say nothing. He's in an undisclosed location.

Speaker 1 44:01

Oh yeah, We'll talk about it. He's CIA. We'll get the zombies to.

Speaker 2 44:05

Yeah, we'll get the zombies to find him, so now go.

Speaker 1 44:08

Oh yeah, go back to the you can't be telling people where they, at Child support, get them that way. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry, man they don't got no limits, your motherfucker is ruthless.

Speaker 4 44:26

Yeah, buddy.

Speaker 1 44:27

Child support. Don't give a fuck. They don't care if you got a bar of soap or nothing, dude.

Speaker 2 44:35

That's hilarious dog. Go ahead, pull that out. Are you straight? Yeah?

Speaker 1 44:43

We got a member leaving.

Speaker 2 44:43

Prior engagement Tits, tits and titties.

Speaker 1 44:50

You don't even know what titties is.

Speaker 3 44:53

You don't know what titties are. You don't know what titties is. I don't refer to them as titties.

Speaker 1 44:59

How you live this long, you don't know what titties is. I don't refer to them as titties. Titties, nigga Titties Get milk from titties, that's what happens. Like my brother say. My brother say you bottle fed, he bottle fed. Yeah, you know, bottle fed kids they ain't got good sense. They ain't got good sense. You got to be titty fed boy. Titty fed. You're strong, you can survive on your own. You can go out and rake the yard in the heat. You bottle fed. You ain't going out the door, you ain't going outside.

Speaker 2 45:37

Hey, listen to this. We got this from. This is perfect for what we're sitting up here talking about, td. Alright, brother. Yeah, wait, listen to this. This is Family Feud.

Speaker 5 45:52

You ready Shout out to Steve Harvey. 40 seconds on the clock, please. Wait, I don't think this is the right one. Here we go. During an average work day, how many times do you go to the bathroom? Four Name something you might throw out when you get married. Date book Name a kid's cereal with lots of sugar in it. Lucky Charms Name a color you hope your neighbors never paint their house Bright pink. Tell me a part of the body that begins with the letter T Titties.

Speaker 4 46:23

Titties. That is not a good answer. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 46:29

He said titties.

Speaker 4 46:30

I bet you it's number one answer On national TV. I bet you it's number one answer.

Speaker 1 46:38

He said it with confidence too. It's the number one answer guaranteed.

Speaker 4 46:41

He said it with confidence.

Speaker 1 46:42

We're going to the number one answer guaranteed, he said it with confidence we're going to be toe, it ain't going to be toe.

Speaker 2 46:48

Tongue toe, tongue toe teeth titties.

Speaker 1 46:51

I don't give a fuck about that.

Speaker 4 46:53

All right, let's see what was up there, Unless you ain't got none. Man niggas don't care about teeth unless you ain't got none.

Speaker 1 46:59

If you ain't got no teeth. That's the only time they care about it. Don't care about it then, if you can see the whole uvula.

Speaker 5 47:06

Hesitation. I saw absolutely nothing wrong Titties.

Speaker 3 47:14

Nothing.

Speaker 5 47:15

Hey, he said titties.

Speaker 4 47:17

Titty David, my mind went down. Shout out to all our titty fans.

Speaker 2 47:21

Why my mind went down. Oh Okay, shout out to all our titty fans why my mic turned down. Your, what?

Speaker 1 47:27

Titties. I wanted to hear what does T-David say about the?

Speaker 2 47:30

titties. Oh no, you know what it cut off, it didn't. Oh yeah, no, it just went through. That was it. We'll probably have to find. We'll find it. Have to find that episode. Play it at a later date. Yeah, dog.

Black and White Titties and Health

Speaker 1 47:47

I hope he didn't think I was joking. We were going to talk about it the day he left.

Speaker 3 47:51

He didn't say tits either.

Speaker 1 47:53

He didn't know what titty was.

Speaker 2 47:56

Somebody's phone is gone, that nigga said titties.

Speaker 4 48:00

Huh.

Speaker 1 48:00

He didn't know what a titty is. Oh, he's going to have to. That nigga said titties. Huh, he doesn't know what a titty is. Oh, the fuck, he know he gonna have to listen to the episode.

Speaker 2 48:07

What's the difference between tits and titties.

Speaker 3 48:10

Oh my lord Titties.

Speaker 1 48:12

Like he said, titties is black, tits is white. That's right, let's see If you want chocolate milk. I'm just wrecking it, yeah.

Speaker 2 48:24

If you want some of that, want chocolate milk, I'm just ready for milk?

Speaker 1 48:27

Yeah, if you want some of that. And hey for you white folks, black women do give out chocolate milk. Why do you think we don't get sick?

Speaker 2 48:33

Hey, you know, hey, there's some white dudes. There's some white dudes sitting there right now like oh.

Speaker 1 48:39

I want some chocolate milk. Why do you think we don't get sick? How many times you been to the doctor?

Speaker 2 48:44

Be honest with you.

Speaker 1 48:47

I go now because the motherfucker Tell me to go. I don't go to the doctor.

Speaker 3 48:51

That's preventative.

Speaker 2 48:52

I mean, you just go like, I go for preventative maintenance. Right, right, right.

Speaker 1 48:56

I don't go when I don't go cause I'm sick.

Speaker 2 48:58

Yeah no, no, hell. No, you wasn't bottle fed.

Speaker 1 49:01

I'm t yeah, no, no, hell, no you wasn't bottle fed. I'm titty fed nigga Shit. I ain't bottle fed you just go like okay Well you bottle fed, then you in the hospital all the goddamn time Go to the doctor.

Speaker 2 49:09

Other than that nah.

Speaker 4 49:12

That was wrong with these kids.

Speaker 1 49:13

Now, every time you turn around, the motherfucker got some kind of ailment If up, maybe making up all kinds of shit.

Speaker 2 49:20

Noses sniffling.

Speaker 1 49:22

Yeah, motherfucker, like you got uh Something wrong with the? Formula what just some pick any goddamn thing Nigga, they ain't like no, no, I'm talking about like you got psoriasis. Jalapeno Ain't nothing but a ringworm. Nigga, put some fig milk on that shit.

Speaker 4 49:42

Keep it moving.

Speaker 2 49:43

Go get some of that Calamine lotion you was down south.

Speaker 1 49:47

They put some fig milk on that shit and keep going. They go out to the fig tree, break the limb off that motherfucker and let the milk come out of there and dab the milk on it and keep it moving. Ain't nothing but a ringworm.

Speaker 2 50:02

That is hilarious, I'm serious Shit.

Speaker 1 50:04

we didn't pay that shit, no attention.

Speaker 2 50:06

All right, look, we're going back to the list.

Speaker 1 50:08

They try to say that shit contagious.

Speaker 2 50:09

Yeah, hold on, that's contagious.

Speaker 1 50:11

Yeah, they want some sympathy. Come up with some old big name. We got oh shit, man, come on.

Speaker 2 50:17

Oh, number three Paper maps. Oh oh, number three Paper maps, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 50:24

Man. Do you know how? 1986 is the last time I used a paper map, when I'm in my BMW.

Speaker 2 50:28

How was we getting?

Speaker 3 50:29

around.

Speaker 2 50:31

God, you just had to figure it out. Or you just stopped and asked somebody hey, how do I get to the double time you be like, oh well, you go down here, yeah, but you got to think about it though.

Speaker 1 50:43

You didn't really deviate From the main highway. You know what?

Speaker 3 50:46

I'm saying you just ride around.

Speaker 1 50:48

Yeah, you just rode down the main highway.

Speaker 2 50:50

Yeah, you didn't really go off, like now you yeah cause.

Speaker 1 50:54

Cause you think about it like Just say, if you were coming Back in the day when I'm at, you were coming down there, and once you got off, the highway. So yeah, how did y'all do it, man, they would be like, hey, go down to 57.

Speaker 2 51:08

To the 13.

Speaker 1 51:10

So 57 is the street and 156, and then they the third mailbox on the left.

Speaker 4 51:16

Oh yeah, how many McDonald's are in your hometown now?

Speaker 1 51:24

One.

Speaker 2 51:25

Walmart One now.

Speaker 1 51:26

Yeah, one now. Yeah, you ain't had none back then. Yeah, I'm talking about right now.

Speaker 2 51:30

Right now one. What about Walmart? Y'all got a McDonald's None?

Speaker 3 51:33

What's the population Target? I don't know, man. You got to know the population. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 51:44

No Target One Walmart, no Walmart, no Walmart. What's the fanciest restaurant in your hometown? Your house, mcdonald's. Mcdonald's is.

Speaker 1 51:51

That's nuts, man. You go to McDonald's and get a Grits and a Happy Meal. What the fuck are you talking? About.

Speaker 5 51:59

So no.

Speaker 3 51:59

Walmart no Target, so I guess Costco out of the question.

Speaker 2 52:05

Yeah, you probably gotta drive. No, but you gotta go to Birmingham.

Speaker 1 52:08

Every gas station. Have a cook. It's like a oh Okay, and they shit good they be them fuck around. You go in that motherfucker. They got peach cobbler. Yeah them motherfucker have fried chicken. Oh, that's like that 35th and Cactus yeah, yeah, yeah, you go up there where one of my nephews from that motherfucker got this place called Junior Food uh, huh they got everything in that motherfucker. No, I tell you that's some of them gas stations got all that shit they got them in there.

Speaker 2 52:43

Let's go with number four. Okay, oh, this is how utterly unsupervised you were as a kid. Oh man, oh you know we were unsupervised.

Speaker 5 52:56

You just had to be home by the time the streetlights came on, that's it Gone as soon as you heard that.

Speaker 1 53:02

Nobody checking for you. We ain't had no streetlights. We had to be home before dusk to dark. Yeah same thing. We ain't had no streetlights.

Speaker 2 53:11

No, that's what I'm saying. But see your country, we're all interested. Dusk to dark.

Speaker 1 53:16

So for you, we don't understand that you had to get down when that sun started going down. That sun started going down, man you'd be three miles away from home. You'd be cutting through woods and shit.

Speaker 2 53:27

That's what I said we were here.

Speaker 1 53:29

But if you take the street, the road, the main road, you're three miles away. But if you cut through the fields and come through the woods, down through the swamp, you'll get there in half the time.

Speaker 2 53:39

There you go, 1.5 miles. You get there in half the time. I'll take it as a crow flies.

Speaker 1 53:45

No, I'm serious. You had to run by that old mean cow and shit when they want to chase you.

Speaker 5 53:50

but you'd be good A cow can't catch you, can he?

Speaker 1 53:53

I'm still alive, ain't I?

Speaker 2 53:55

He said hell, no, a cow can't catch it.

Speaker 1 53:59

You been texted by a girl. Man, you ain't fucking around. We steal all kinds of shit. When we were kids We'd go steal plums and pears and motherfuckers Tell your kids to keep taking up all that shit, pecans and tomatoes and corn. Anybody had a garden. Anybody had a garden that mama get raided.

Speaker 4 54:17

We out there picking shit.

Speaker 1 54:20

You out there eating that shit right off the vine Right. Look, and if it got a little dirt on it, you just rub it, rub it.

Speaker 4 54:27

We ain't have no water.

Speaker 1 54:29

Man, we just dig potatoes out the ground and just rub the motherfuckers on your shirt and eat them. Now we peel them with our teeth and eat them. Potatoes, yeah, yeah, sweet potatoes Damn, pulled them off right off the goddamn ground. I remember one time my mama planted some goddamn peanuts that was the worst year of my life. Why was that the worst year of your life? You had to go and pull all the motherfuckers up. We didn't have no little guards, nigga. We had acres, Goddamn plant man.

Speaker 4 55:01

we had to build stands to put them on so they can dry and shit you had to beat all the dirt Off of them and shit.

Speaker 1 55:05

Fuck that shit. I'd rather pick peas.

Speaker 3 55:13

You had tomatoes, everything.

Speaker 1 55:15

Everything, everything you can think of Fruit Strawberries, cucumbers, not strawberries.

Speaker 4 55:22

Y'all had watermelons.

Speaker 1 55:23

We have watermelons, muscadines, all that shit.

Speaker 4 55:26

Damn.

Speaker 1 55:29

My brother still got muscadines and shit. He don't grow no watermelons, no more. Oh man, I had a good time. I had a good ass time, I see.

Speaker 2 55:41

Y'all ready for?

Speaker 3 55:42

Number five.

Speaker 2 55:43

Yeah, well, number five was the yellow pages, but I'm going to go down. Number seven was arriving at the airport shortly before takeoff. Yeah, try that shit now. You can't do that now your ass is good as gone and you just walk all the way to the gate. To the gate, just park right out front, right With your friends.

Speaker 1 56:05

Oh, yeah, yeah, with your friends, walk into the gate and be waving at the window when you take off. You see the motherfucker in the window waving when you take it off.

Speaker 3 56:15

That's true. That's when people started crying.

Speaker 2 56:18

Like oh, see you next year. See you next year for summer camp.

Speaker 4 56:22

Man, that's true. That's true.

Speaker 1 56:25

No, this is that motherfucking terrorist. Sheesh Fucked our whole life up. Oh look, this is.

Speaker 2 56:32

Number eight says always carrying dimes. Later quarters Went on a date. Yeah, so you can make a phone call.

Speaker 1 56:38

Make a phone call.

Speaker 2 56:39

In case the date went sideways. Yeah, so you can make a phone call In case the date went sideways. Gotta make that phone call. Oh my goodness, oh Number 10.

Speaker 1 56:51

The milkman Dropping milk off at the front door Milk eggs, cheese, hell to the no, we had none of that.

Speaker 2 56:59

We realized we used super country, so some of this stuff. Our neighbor had a cow, though.

Speaker 1 57:04

Yeah, she would make butter and shit. That shit was good had a little salt to it, though Salted butter. No, it ain't salt, ain't no salt, ain't no salt butter.

Speaker 2 57:16

Hey, they said one-hour photos. Oh, that's hilarious. We ain't had a one-hour photo One hour photos.

Speaker 1 57:22

Oh oh, that's hilarious. Oh, man, we ain't had a one hour photo, man, we had a motherfucking Polaroid. What's that camera? The Polaroid?

Speaker 2 57:29

That you had to shake it.

Speaker 1 57:30

Yeah.

Speaker 4 57:31

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 57:31

The.

Speaker 2 57:31

Polaroid One hour motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 57:33

Yeah, none of that shit. Oh hey.

Speaker 2 57:36

Who remember the Dewey Decimal System? Oh, oh yeah, I don't know what that is. They said it was the only way to find a book In the library.

Speaker 4 57:45

Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 57:47

That's crazy.

Speaker 3 57:51

It says Okay, this is 15.

Speaker 2 57:54

Running to my mailbox Hoping to get a letter from my girlfriend Away at college. Yeah, we used to send.

Speaker 1 58:01

Letters. I didn't have a girlfriend.

Speaker 5 58:07

Goodness gracious, I used to send letters back every week from basic training.

Speaker 1 58:11

Write my girl Jody's got your girl and gone. Yeah, I used to do that. I used to have girls send me letters because you get a phone call every day nasty and our drill instructor was sitting in his phone call if they nasty and our drill instructor was sitting in his office and read them nasty. I want you to suck. I want to suck your dick and all that shit. I want you to put that thing in me and be sitting there reading shit. I like this one. You can have a phone call.

Speaker 5 58:37

Nasty mother fucking.

Speaker 1 58:42

That's why I joined the Marine.

Speaker 2 58:44

Corps. I know they're like man, these cats. They just got nasty.

Speaker 1 58:48

No, no, but that's the truth, though they give you a phone call.

Speaker 3 58:53

The recruiter came to your school.

Speaker 1 58:55

How did you get it, the recruiter?

Speaker 3 58:56

came to your school, yep.

Speaker 1 58:58

Yeah, they came to get all the black kids. They ain't getting none of the white ones they got one white one. He couldn't see though.

Speaker 3 59:04

What you mean? He couldn't see Full middle attack, blind the back nigga, they told that to you.

Speaker 1 59:10

Look, you'll never work for Crash Crew. You're going to get your ass whooped in pugil sticks because you can't wear your glasses. That's what they told him.

Speaker 4 59:18

That's funny all that happened.

Speaker 1 59:20

Got an ad with the fuel stick and take glasses off and he couldn't work for crash crew yeah man, how you going no, I'm just serious. Well, the thing was we I didn't, I didn't have nobody who was like really into college, so there was nobody to tell you how to get there or what you need to do, what class you need to take none of that shit.

Speaker 3 59:51

And then the recruiter came, and then we had a, she was a little bigot A little bigot yeah.

Speaker 1 59:57

She was the what do you call it the guidance counselor? Yeah, the guidance counselor, she was a straight-up bigot. She was like, oh you know, you guys, the military is a good option, and then she'd get the white boys. You know, yeah, you ever think about going to college? I'm like so now. But as I got older I realized, like all the people that went to college and I just remember them being in school and a lot of them was done with a bag of hammers so how the fuck do you get through college? You couldn't even get through fucking third. I mean, you couldn't get through high school without copping out somebody's paper. But then you know the maturity aspect. You're probably mature and you're probably, you know, buckled down to study.

Speaker 1 1:00:36

Oh right right right, so I get that part, but you know, but I get that part, but you know. But why wouldn't you tell a person who ain't got nothing but age and then miss no days out of school, you can go to college. I miss two days out of school every year. That's when we kill hogs With your bear hands. No, not with a bear hand. And then the teacher was like, well, you could then come to school Monday, you then come to school Tuesday. That just mean Hawk killing time. So you bring me some crackling, we'll be good. Oh shit, every year, every year.

Speaker 2 1:01:09

Hey Joe, didn't turn this into country, no, I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 1:01:13

I'm telling you my four years in high school. I missed eight days. Oh for killing Hawk.

Speaker 3 1:01:19

Two days every year Every year, yeah, I didn't miss no day.

Speaker 2 1:01:24

That's pretty, that's pretty good. Well, joe, you know we gonna give you.

Speaker 1 1:01:27

Yeah, I should have gave me A perfect attendance.

Speaker 2 1:01:28

Perfect attendance award On.

Speaker 1 1:01:29

GP nigga. Right, I ain't miss it Cause I wanted to nigga. The bus driver Wouldn't even stop. Shout out to them hogs On the side of the house, they ain't coming to school. Yeah, so I could have came If I wanted to.

Speaker 2 1:01:44

Well, it's movie time.

Speaker 1 1:01:46

Alright, baby.

Speaker 2 1:01:49

Who's been to the movies.

Speaker 1 1:01:51

I went and I saw A Quiet Place, the first Day one. That's good, that was good, that was good, and the popcorn was delicious.

Speaker 3 1:02:01

Oh man, yeah, which movie theater you go to? Ain't, but which movie theater did you go to?

Speaker 1 1:02:04

Ain't but one fucking movie theater, man Harkin bro.

Speaker 5 1:02:07

Hey, my bad man.

Speaker 3 1:02:12

That's that crowd talking. I'm trying to get my Mega Millions ticket. You in the same chair? I am not in the same chair, I'm just asking. You ain't been working nigga, I'm just asking you ain't in the workroom, you ain't in the Harkins, nigga, I'm trying to spend my money.

Speaker 1 1:02:25

Now they let you buy beer and shit and pizzas.

Speaker 2 1:02:29

Oh wait, when did you Is that? You had the $6 in there?

Speaker 1 1:02:33

I had $4.66.

Speaker 2 1:02:34

Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 1:02:36

What movie theater are you going to Like where I'm going to go?

Speaker 3 1:02:39

to Harkins or.

Speaker 1 1:02:40

Park West.

Speaker 3 1:02:41

Oh man it ain't crowded.

Speaker 2 1:02:43

Yeah, Yep man you know you can buy beer.

Speaker 1 1:02:45

It's nice over there you know you can buy beer and shit, I know.

Speaker 2 1:02:48

And they got the and pizza. What's the one that come out today? Deadpool?

Speaker 5 1:02:55

and Wolverine. Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 1 1:02:56

Deadpool and Wolverine I want to see that as soon as I get off this motherfucking podcast.

Speaker 2 1:03:00

Yeah.

Speaker 5 1:03:00

Cold beer and cheeseburger.

Speaker 2 1:03:02

We got to get some, oh, roster last week hey.

Speaker 1 1:03:04

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:03:05

Yeah, go early. Twisters is good, ain't it? I like it. Cold beer and cheeseburger I like it. It was all right. What theater are you going to go to?

Speaker 1 1:03:11

Parkway, parkway, just what they was. No, he's going. He's going to see Deadpool and Wolverine I like I said I'll tell him. If you gonna know. Then over there, yeah, just go to Kobe a cheeseburger. Get your mother from burger yeah, beer across the street and that bitch go watch the movie. You stay awake, hey, you don't get the itis. She, yeah, listen, you don't fuck around. Get the Bilderberg, woo. Hey, it's comfortable.

Speaker 2 1:03:44

Yeah, Anybody seen Long Legs? That movie was fantastic.

Speaker 1 1:03:49

Dog I did watch it Long Legs.

Speaker 2 1:03:51

With Nicolas Cage.

Speaker 1 1:03:53

Yeah, was that called.

Speaker 2 1:03:54

Long Legs, long Legs. What's that? No, he's a serial killer. Oh, okay, I watch it.

Speaker 1 1:04:00

Yeah, it's good. I did watch Horizon. That was good you said Horizon. With Kevin Costner.

Speaker 2 1:04:07

Oh yeah, Is that?

Speaker 1 1:04:08

good, that's pretty good. Yeah, I'm trying to think Did I see? It's a typical Kevin Costner.

Speaker 2 1:04:12

Right, right right.

Speaker 1 1:04:13

It builds up. Yeah To the excitement and shit though.

Speaker 2 1:04:19

So part two. Yeah, they said they're going to put part two on hold for a little bit.

Speaker 1 1:04:22

I heard.

Speaker 2 1:04:25

Yeah, Because they said that. I think. What was he saying? Oh, because I think it didn't do as well as they expected Right In the movies. So they think they're going to wait.

Speaker 1 1:04:38

It didn't go to the movies, it was on Netflix.

Speaker 2 1:04:41

No Horizon is in the movies. It is yeah, it's to the movies. It was on Netflix. No Horizon is in the movies. It is yeah, it's in the movies.

Speaker 1 1:04:44

Why'd they put those movies in Netflix at the same time?

Speaker 2 1:04:46

Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:04:48

But they just don't have it. It's a Netflix movie.

Speaker 2 1:04:50

Yeah, yeah, because you know, sometimes there is movies that's on Netflix and they'll release it, maybe like a week early or something, because there's a couple movies I've seen before that I knew they were being released.

Speaker 2 1:05:05

You can rent it off of Netflix, right where they were showing it on Netflix like a week later. But you know you want like Twisters. I'm not saying Twisters is on Netflix, but I'm just saying to see Twisters. You got to see that at the theater, man. Yeah, you definitely got to see it. I mean, unless you got Surround sound.

Speaker 1 1:05:22

Gigantic.

Speaker 2 1:05:23

Bomb Watch it.

Speaker 1 1:05:25

I went to see Bad Boys.

Speaker 2 1:05:27

That was fantastic.

Speaker 1 1:05:28

And when I got there, the only seats they had was some motherfuckers up front.

Speaker 2 1:05:33

Oh yeah, when you get stuck up front I can't do that.

Speaker 1 1:05:36

You know, I ain't got no neck nigga.

Speaker 4 1:05:38

I got my arm down.

Speaker 1 1:05:45

Look, I can see what you're talking about. This nigga ain't move the whole time. This nigga ain't got no neck. I can't even look up. I gotta lay down. I don't even know why they got them seats down there. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 1:05:57

So you know where they at they all come in there.

Speaker 1 1:06:01

You know why they there. If a motherfucker down there, he bootlegging, right.

Speaker 3 1:06:04

If a motherfucker down there he bootlegging Right. That's what I was just about to say that's what it is yeah, he bootlegging. I guess that's like free money.

Speaker 2 1:06:08

Listen, watch. He's going to the movies, right, right, I guarantee them bottom seats going to be full. They're going to be full, but that boo, watch y'all.

Speaker 1 1:06:19

Yeah.

Speaker 5 1:06:20

Somebody gonna fill in in there. It was already almost full. Yeah, they're gonna be like oh.

Speaker 2 1:06:25

Did you get your tickets already? What time y'all going? 645. Oh well, see, there we go. That's beautiful.

Speaker 1 1:06:31

I want the jet I want the jet, there we go and you going to Northern.

Speaker 3 1:06:35

No, I'm going to Park West. That's Park West. Shit sure, like us what I'm saying. We were just talking about this.

Speaker 2 1:06:43

Hey.

Speaker 5 1:06:44

It's the same thing, you going by the street name Joe when did you become so technical, axel F?

Speaker 3 1:06:53

Yeah, Axel.

Speaker 2 1:06:55

F. Oh shit, I remember, listen. I remember the one time we was talking about William Defoe, right, he said his name is Willem, wow you said William, not William. Actually his name is William Defoe. Willem is his nickname. Okay then.

Speaker 3 1:07:18

So I mean we're both correct, but Willem, william, I'm just fucking with you, bro, either way, Because I know you was going to try to correct me.

Speaker 4 1:07:26

That's why I was like no Spark West hey they about to get an? Argument when you turn into this nigga, it's okay.

Speaker 1 1:07:35

Maybe your neck going to hurt? Dang, your neck is just as big as mine.

Speaker 2 1:07:41

He got a good seat. You know, last time you said that he got good seats. He can't hit the gym, he can't look up either. He got good seats.

Speaker 1 1:07:49

Your neck like mine.

Speaker 2 1:07:50

He got good seats, he got good seats, joe hey we'd like to thank everybody for listening what's a comedian with no neck. To the nobody suck, oh, labelle Crawford. Yeah, oh, that's a good answer.

Speaker 1 1:08:01

We both can get LaBelle.

Speaker 2 1:08:02

Crawford. Hey, samora, here Is she. She at the Tempe Improv this weekend. Yup, Starting the night.

Speaker 3 1:08:10

She's hilarious man, she for those of you that love comedy.

Speaker 2 1:08:16

I might have to go see her. Yup, hey, you stepped to some more. You stepped to some more, right boy? I take two pills you might have a good time. You stepped to some more.

Speaker 1 1:08:29

And a honey pack Don't go nowhere.

Speaker 2 1:08:34

You said two pills and a honey pack.

Speaker 1 1:08:36

We ain't done hey.

Speaker 4 1:08:40

Don't go nowhere.

Speaker 1 1:08:40

Make your blood pressure Be 300 over 300.

Speaker 4 1:08:46

Man Damn.

Speaker 2 1:08:48

See we out of here. Well hey, I do have something to say. Alright, shout out to the WNBA. Oh yeah, yes sir, yes sir, we love you guys.

Speaker 3 1:08:57

It's uh, I love y'all, y'all and fully support you, especially if your name, angel, reese and Kaelin.

Speaker 1 1:09:05

If you ever want to drink Some chocolate milk, holla at your boy.

Speaker 2 1:09:10

Tell her to bring her tits.

Speaker 1 1:09:15

You ain't got no titties, but bring them tits On over here, all right, y'all.

Speaker 2 1:09:20

I'm done. Shout out to the WNBA.

Speaker 3 1:09:23

Thank you, peace.

Speaker 1 1:09:24

Later.