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Cock- Eyed Flies

May 19, 2024 Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR) Season 5 Episode 20
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Cock- Eyed Flies
May 19, 2024 Season 5 Episode 20
Bob, Bill, & Rick (BBR)

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S5-E10, We're raising our glasses high and toasting to laughter and libations in our latest episode! Picture this: a belated Cinco de Mayo fiesta with a smorgasbord of Mexican beers, chicken tamales that are little pockets of heaven, and the beer cap map that's seen more action than a telenovela. Ever heard of Shiner's Cheer beer? We're not just sipping on it; we're dissecting its holiday flavors that could make even Scrooge crack a smile. And let's not even get started on fruitcake—whether it's the re-gifted brick or the kind that actually tastes like food, we're serving up stories with a side of snickers.

Remember the last time you tried to read a menu in a candlelit room? Yeah, we feel your pain, and we're swapping tales of squinting and laughing in the face of fading eyesight. Get ready for anecdotes about phone calls that accidentally turn into all-night music marathons and alarms that are as ignored as vegetables on a kid's plate. It's not all fun and games though; we dive deep into heartwarming chats about family and the unexpected joys (and wildlife!) that accompany even the most mundane of life's moments. And, oh yes, there's a round of trivia—because who doesn't love a good brain teaser with friends?

Finally, what's a beer-tasting podcast without some serious suds talk? We're dissecting our favorites, debating the merits of a Saunders lime-infused brew for our outdoor adventures, and even concocting the ultimate summer beer margarita recipe that's sure to shake up your backyard barbecues. As we ponder over the Cleveland Browns' prospects and accidental bets, it's clear that this episode is more than just a casual chat—it's a gathering of friends, a sharing of stories, and a toast to the small things that make life, well, cheers-worthy. So come join us, and let's make some memories one laugh, and one clink, at a time.

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S5-E10, We're raising our glasses high and toasting to laughter and libations in our latest episode! Picture this: a belated Cinco de Mayo fiesta with a smorgasbord of Mexican beers, chicken tamales that are little pockets of heaven, and the beer cap map that's seen more action than a telenovela. Ever heard of Shiner's Cheer beer? We're not just sipping on it; we're dissecting its holiday flavors that could make even Scrooge crack a smile. And let's not even get started on fruitcake—whether it's the re-gifted brick or the kind that actually tastes like food, we're serving up stories with a side of snickers.

Remember the last time you tried to read a menu in a candlelit room? Yeah, we feel your pain, and we're swapping tales of squinting and laughing in the face of fading eyesight. Get ready for anecdotes about phone calls that accidentally turn into all-night music marathons and alarms that are as ignored as vegetables on a kid's plate. It's not all fun and games though; we dive deep into heartwarming chats about family and the unexpected joys (and wildlife!) that accompany even the most mundane of life's moments. And, oh yes, there's a round of trivia—because who doesn't love a good brain teaser with friends?

Finally, what's a beer-tasting podcast without some serious suds talk? We're dissecting our favorites, debating the merits of a Saunders lime-infused brew for our outdoor adventures, and even concocting the ultimate summer beer margarita recipe that's sure to shake up your backyard barbecues. As we ponder over the Cleveland Browns' prospects and accidental bets, it's clear that this episode is more than just a casual chat—it's a gathering of friends, a sharing of stories, and a toast to the small things that make life, well, cheers-worthy. So come join us, and let's make some memories one laugh, and one clink, at a time.

Support the Show.

www.anotherreasontodrink.com

Speaker 2:

welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, bobby. I almost missed that because I was talking anyways, y'all bill here my two co-hosts, bill rick and we're excited to try. We're gonna do um, um mexican night. We're doing you know how, what's uh sico de mayo.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we're just a little late.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're just mayo and uh, we actually had um tamales for dinner. Yeah, chicken tamales, and they were good. They were fucking really good. Thanks, cap for the food. Yeah, absolutely yes. First off, we're gonna try off a beer from shiner and everybody knows shiner brock and stuff but the shiner um orel mexican style cerveza. Now, this is 4.5 shriner. I had one of these. It's delish so. And then the next one we're gonna do eight, eight, nine.

Speaker 2:

They're good. We're gonna do a cerveza. It's a poma and it's out of cuba. It's 4.9, so we're gonna drink that. And then we got an extra special, special show for you, because we're gonna drink two more mexican beers oh, in an hour, four beers. Yay, I can't wait okay, ready for the second one. So we'll do the first two beers in the first half and then we'll go into the second half. Rick, you'll have to add the Shiner to the map over there, because it's got a little guava plant on it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I see that, it's so cool. Yeah, it is cool man that is good you could get it close to Texas.

Speaker 2:

there he's got Shiner Brock in the bottom of Texas the original Shiner.

Speaker 1:

Brock.

Speaker 2:

No, that's the cheer, no the yellow one, the red circle around it. That's the.

Speaker 1:

Brock, he's got all of Texas, all Shiner All.

Speaker 2:

Shiner it is. He's got one of those cap maps. It's quite full. That's what we were looking at. We're getting there. It's getting there. They're not all full. It would have been full if we would have put every cap we drank in there. Yeah, that's the thing. I got a smaller one, so it's not big enough for it's not like one of them, real big-ass ones. Now, what do you guys think?

Speaker 2:

so far, just the first couple sips I like the guava favor I like it yeah, yeah it takes a minute to uh switch your palate because I did get over, yeah what I just drank, yeah but it's delicious like it's smooth it's definitely smooth and it's brewed um with guava, so that's why you taste it yeah yeah, that's good. So yeah, I, I seen this. I I love the, the, the whole blue and yellow, how that them two colors play on it's festive with the red, like up here on the label on top on the label and even the label itself, the bigger label.

Speaker 2:

It's kind of cool two little. What are they? Lizards or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, it says authentic, authentically mex text.

Speaker 1:

Mex text, yeah yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2:

It is good. And now I'm I think this is one of my probably I'm gonna say it's a keeper right shiner.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's not really shiner block.

Speaker 2:

That's because shiner box one of their but shiner, but shiner yeah, I would love to go to this place. I, I think I went. Oh really, I went early, early on, before I knew I mean, I always like Shiner Rock and then they have a Shiner Light and I always like them and I was like, oh yeah, let's go get one. But the Shiner Cheer is just awesome, oh, that cheer.

Speaker 1:

It's amazing, yeah, and it's not your traditional.

Speaker 2:

I know you guys heard it before, but it's not the traditional.

Speaker 1:

You know nutmeg, cinnamon, this spice, that spice, it is peach and pecans and cherries and cherry yeah, there's a little cherry on it so it's almost like a fruitcake yeah, it really is, but I don't even like fruit, but it tastes. I don't know if it's just the alcohol you do like fruit cake.

Speaker 2:

I do like fruit cake. When I was growing up.

Speaker 1:

no, I think fruit cake. I don't care for it.

Speaker 2:

You don't. Oh, I like it. It's something about the rum cake, but the thing is, everybody says, well, you probably had the cheap ones in the tins when you were growing up. You know everybody had a way, you haven't had a real because they were dry. It was nasty and I like the fruit in it. It sounds delicious, but the cake sounds delicious. There's a certain brand out there. I can't remember the name, but I get it and it is a little bit pricey.

Speaker 2:

It's good, but they send us in little like things like that, but that little like a little six inch by three inches Right. Yeah, I mean you can get bigger ones, but that's the size of normally. Get right A little piece. Anyways, you give them as gifts and people like shit. You know it's real heavy, dense, Right, Right, but I'm like I paid 20 bucks for that damn little cake. Yeah, I think the only ones I've tried is the ones I gave out the year before and they come back and go here the tan ones, the recycle ones, yeah, here you go.

Speaker 2:

How do you like it, fucker?

Speaker 1:

Here's a fruitcake for you. Here's a fruitcake for you.

Speaker 2:

If I gave it to you and you gave it back to me, I'd be like oh shit, oh, you bought me one A year later, though, like the fall. I know, I know you're right, I'd be like man, why is it moldy?

Speaker 1:

why is it got green?

Speaker 2:

but I have to say that someone did tell me that fruitcake is actually good if you the quality, yeah it depends what you buy yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1:

It's like beer. Yeah, it's like anything it's like pussy cheap pussy. It's like beer. Yeah, it's like anything. It's like anything. It's like pussy.

Speaker 2:

Cheap pussy or expensive pussy, expensive pussy yeah, that's true. The cheap hooker, the one that hasn't been done 50 times today already, or the one that's only got once, the $20 one or the $2,000 one, depends what you want, depends what you want how much money you got, or the $2,000.

Speaker 1:

One Depends what you want. Depends what you want.

Speaker 2:

Depends on if you want the drip or you want her to drip, that's all true, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it. I don't want to think about it. Is this the Jason Creeper Keeper for you guys? Oh, I definitely want it. As a matter of fact, it's gone in the area already, yeah.

Speaker 1:

If you find it, it's gone quick.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I would love to drink this in the summer time. Yeah, if you could find it. Yeah, they only did it because of Cinco de Mayo Right. I've never seen it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I've never seen it seen it?

Speaker 2:

yeah, I've never seen it anywhere. All the places I go, I've never seen this. Yeah, and I seen it and I was like, oh snap, even at heinens for cinco de mayo they had a shit ton of different beers for cinco de mayo and they didn't have, they didn't have and they usually have shiner there. Yeah, oh yeah, they'll have the the cheer and all that stuff like that yeah, I want. Is this maybe the first year that I'm doing it? I think it it might be Maybe.

Speaker 1:

that's why.

Speaker 2:

Well, you know, what's funny is that I had to Google that one beer. I couldn't find anywhere what one? Our two favorite Christmas beers, remember? I took a picture the pumpkin one. I couldn't find at all. Oh shoot, oh, blockhouse, blockhouse.

Speaker 1:

I couldn't find that.

Speaker 2:

That one was hard.

Speaker 1:

I thought we ended up finding I thought you ended up finding it down there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah yeah, but sometimes you get whole hog and people think that's the same thing, but it's blockhouse. And then the christmas one, the peppermint one I could not find anywhere the kentucky, kentucky, bourbon bourbon barrel I I seen it. I seen it. I just figured that we've done it multiple times. I mean, I was trying to find it, I was just buying it from my house. Right, yeah, but I had a Because that's like Christmas in a bottle.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, absolutely I had like six left over. I tried to pawn because I got to the point where I was like sick of it, sick of it, yeah, I needed a break. I was like hey, take it. But if I can get that Black House, that's different. Yeah, that is.

Speaker 2:

That's like cheer, because sometimes cheer is hard to find. Shiner cheer, yeah, if I find like two, I'd get two six packs. If I can find that I think I only found that at Heinen's I want to say but one pack remember, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But one pack remember, right, yeah, yeah. Because we couldn't get it again for the show because we were like, well, we'll just drink it now, and then we didn't have none for the show.

Speaker 1:

Because it was already gone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, speaking about beers, I gave Ethan one of them Chomp Chomps, right, did he like it? He said where did you get these from? I said I got it from Mike's. He said do you think they still have it? I was like, yeah, I'm going to get more. That shit's good man. He said that was so surprising. Yeah, it was good. He said yeah, and he said I got a little clump in it and I said, oh, that'll be good because the guy at work will be happy. He said no, it wasn't that kind of clump. I was like, oh damn, so he still ate a bug. And Ethan's like, yeah, he still ate a bug. It was more, he was talking about that. It's almost like a seed. Yeah, well, that's what the guy Ethan was talking about, more like the thickness of the fruit, how they puree it.

Speaker 2:

Oh right, right right, but he said that was good. Now Ethan said he didn't. He said this was OK. Really, yeah this was okay, really. Yeah, he said this was okay. He, he was like it was good, but it was just if I'm like celebrating cinco de mayo I would love to drink this.

Speaker 1:

I would drink this all day, dude I.

Speaker 2:

I bought some and you know 4.5. It's not bad. No, it's your regular everyday drinker. Yeah, I would drink this every day. Yeah, easily. Yeah, that's good beer. Good Damn. Maybe I should move close to this town.

Speaker 1:

I've been in that town.

Speaker 2:

It's like more of a tourist town. They got like German restaurants. Can I just be at like work at the factory as a taster? You know what that's good? Just a hobo Hobo.

Speaker 1:

I'd be a hobo.

Speaker 2:

Or a homo Homo.

Speaker 1:

Hey, I Hobo, I'd be a hobo or a homo Homo. Hey, I'm buying free beer, $20 is $20.

Speaker 2:

A Shiner Bock is a Shiner Bock. That's what you do when you go to the brewery. You get a shirt made A Shiner's a Shiner, a Shiner's a.

Speaker 1:

Shiner, and then on the back a 20's 20.

Speaker 2:

All right, let's get in there People relate, you know. Yeah, let's get into likes, dislikes and learns, because I have a good one and you guys didn't hear it. Oh, I got a good one, I got a good one and you guys are going to laugh your asses off. I hope. Okay, you go. Ray, I got a dislike, Uh-oh, Because I actually had to break down. Well, actually, somebody got me a pair of readers Finally.

Speaker 1:

For my birthday I got a pair of readers.

Speaker 2:

Now you could read your fucking bills, dumbass. So.

Speaker 1:

I bought you a pair of readers for your birthday.

Speaker 2:

Actually, it was Rick's birthday just last Sunday and it's funny, so you got a pair of readers. Yeah, I got a little pair of readers. What?

Speaker 1:

strength One. Actually, it was Rick's birthday just last Sunday and it's funny, yeah, so you got a pair of readers. Yeah, I got a little pair of readers. What?

Speaker 2:

strength One 1.5. Whatever yours were, I think, oh, mine are one, yeah, one, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

You've been like Because I've been using yours to fucking read my account number on my house Bill.

Speaker 2:

That's why they're always moved. I want to go in here and grab them.

Speaker 1:

I'm like because they want my account number, I'm like.

Speaker 2:

God damn it. They're always like Billy goes, who used my glasses like they were over there. They smell like ass.

Speaker 1:

What are you using it for?

Speaker 2:

I'm just trying to give you pink eye.

Speaker 1:

I get it too.

Speaker 2:

I leave here with styes. He does every week. I get it too. I leave here with styes. He does every week. I'm like where are you getting the styes?

Speaker 1:

I was blaming it on the pollen Nope.

Speaker 2:

Nope, it's for my asshole. So that was your dislike, you got one.

Speaker 1:

Slowly creep up. Yep, it's just amazing.

Speaker 2:

I was like oh fuck.

Speaker 1:

You turn 40 and boom. And then, once you get to that age where you have to have them yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm not that far, there's this guy at work Every time.

Speaker 1:

I ask him a question.

Speaker 2:

I'll be like hey, look at this picture. He's like puts them on. Yeah, I'm there, I'm at work. I got a pair at work. I got a pair. I got about eight pair. They're all over yeah because I'm on that point where I hate going into a dark restaurant with a menu with fine print Dude, I can't see it. That's why I'm like yeah, because when we went to the Mexican restaurant the one day, I'm like I can't see this, especially because it was dark. It's all 500 things on one fucking page.

Speaker 2:

I'm like okay, Even if you do have lights sometimes when it's that point it just reeks of glare. I actually had to take a picture of it, and blow it on my phone A lot of people do that Just like your dick when you're peeing right.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you gotta take a picture of it, Hold on.

Speaker 2:

where's the oh? There it is.

Speaker 1:

It has to come around his belly. What are the wrinkles? You gotta save that, daddy. Your students are like you got a six-pack.

Speaker 2:

Whatever your students are like you got a six pack, whatever. You gotta eat it. All right, go on, okay. Uh, I gotta learn. I don't know if it's learned dislike or like so anyways, I woke up this morning, right, and I had to be to work early, right, and I'm like looking outside, damn, is it awful bright out, you know. I said why is it so bright? You were supposed to get up early this morning, yeah, and I'm like, shit, I got to go, got to hurry. And then I'm like, well, why didn't my alarm go off? Well, were you late? No, I made it on time. But I was quickly learned that it's because I ended up calling Bobby last night for seven hours and 45 minutes. See, they don't know their body. I wonder why my phone was vibrating. And then I woke up this morning I could hear like music and then breathing and stuff.

Speaker 1:

And I'm like hello. And.

Speaker 2:

Tracy, he heard me all night and I heard him all night. But yeah, look, seven hours and 45 minutes. You know I play my music on my uh. I heard it, I was like I was like music and you can hear me sleeping and then it had a little air, but why did it not cut off? Why did it cut off after so long?

Speaker 1:

yeah, well, because you know it almost seems like he answered it.

Speaker 2:

Well, he had to.

Speaker 1:

I had to, he had to yeah.

Speaker 2:

I got to check my phone calls. You got to hit phone calls and then hit the little info button from yesterday, yesterday, seven hours and 45 minutes. You called me at 920 and then you must have called me back at 946.

Speaker 1:

Yep, that's when I was Because I called you.

Speaker 2:

I talked to you for one minute and I said I'm going to bed. Then you called me back. It was seven hours and 45 minutes. I didn't, yeah, so you must have answered it and never but see, the 920 was an outgoing call. That's when I called you about the food, and then it said income.

Speaker 1:

So you talked to me for seven. I didn't talk to you not one word.

Speaker 2:

Oh, you didn't answer it, so no, so what happened? No I called you. Yeah, it was an incoming call it was incoming. I called you so I was sitting my somehow you answered it, you might have reached over to shut it off because you answered it instead. Oh yeah, and I'm lucky you don't play for like minutes, or All right Holy cow.

Speaker 1:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

We have like a $3,000 bill. Yeah, yeah, you, you, you played the whole time. I was sleeping.

Speaker 1:

You know he shut it off when he woke up, Cause I got up at like a five o'clock, 5, 30, yeah.

Speaker 2:

So seven hours. That would have been five hours and seven hours and 46 minutes, right, and it was 9, 46, yeah. So you listened to me all night and I I it wasn't on speaker or anything, right? So what happened is? I set my alarm, I said I gotta get up early, hit it, and then I must have went like when I closed it, you called me, I called you, my thumb must have fat.

Speaker 2:

And then I must have went like when I closed it, you called me, I called you, my thumb must have fat finger.

Speaker 1:

But the key is it wouldn't have left you a seven hours and 45 minute message. Yeah, it would have ended right. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

But for some reason you hit your phone, yep, and it just stayed yeah.

Speaker 1:

So it took two of us to do it. You had to answer yeah, so it took two of us to do it.

Speaker 2:

You had to answer yeah. Yeah, I probably. Well, when my phone buzzes, I hit the button.

Speaker 1:

You just hit the button and he must have answered it.

Speaker 2:

I was probably a stone cold sleep or just at that. So anyways, I didn't know. You could well. It's just weird, it went so long. It went well, yeah, but if he answered it, yeah, that's why, yeah, you know, I woke up. I was like shit, it's a good thing he still wasn't in Japan, I know. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, $3,000 fucking phone bill, we're out of state, international, international, oh shit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, or you know back in the day they used to charge for minutes, For minutes. But the thing is, if you're international, it's not no, but they're probably going to hit me up and say your service is slowed down because of this You've got seven hours and 46 minutes of talking. Yeah. I made up a whole month's worth of talking on one phone call. You know Tracy will look at the bill and say, hmm, you talk to Billy a lot.

Speaker 2:

Look at how long you talk to him 25 hours. You know how they do how long you talk to someone.

Speaker 1:

It'd be like you talk to Billy a lot I'd be like.

Speaker 2:

well, he talked to me for eight hours while I was sleeping.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we were all sleeping.

Speaker 2:

I was talking to her.

Speaker 1:

Tracy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you would have shut it off. I didn't say that, bobby. He said that no.

Speaker 1:

I didn't say that, no, you already set the phone off.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm saying Like eight hours later. All right, anyways, my like dislike learn. So I was at this event. Porn and this event. They were doing a Roarist for Apple and everything had a keg. It's porn.

Speaker 1:

And.

Speaker 2:

I was. It's a porn AVF. It was what One of them upside down pineapple meetings yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what it was.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so I was in there, hey keg, you know I'm drinking Bud Light and then I go to the bathroom and it's kind of it's at a fairground, so they flies and stuff. There was a fly in the toilet right One of those stand-up urinals on the wall. I was like ooh fuck. So I started hitting that motherfucker, peeing on him. He flipped up and landed on my dick and then I was trying to get him off and I kept flicking my dick because that motherfucker went gone. He was just crawling around on there.

Speaker 1:

I was like I gotta get my phone out and get a camera. Where is he? Some guy's standing behind him going dude.

Speaker 2:

This isn't the time, or place for this I was sitting there freaking out. He's sitting there stroking it. Look, get off life. I'm like, get off. And it was crawling around. I'm like, oh, get off my back. And I'm still peeing. I'm trying to flick it. Oh, it's a fucking nightmare. And the guy's thinking well, I guess it's his home and no one else is doing it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, nobody else is doing it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, the worst part is I flicked it so hard my dick was swollen for two hours. Yeah, I mean that fly. It's not like a little fly, they're the big ass horse flies oh that bite you. It went like this, billy it just like flipped right out on top of it and I was just crawling around as I was trying to get it. Oh, it's freaked out and probably because it smells like shit no, my dick doesn't smell like shit.

Speaker 1:

Jason is like you're gonna do the fly trap.

Speaker 2:

He's gonna stand out by the pool with his dick out the whole time keeping flies out.

Speaker 1:

Everybody's got a fly swatter out by the pool with his dick out the whole time. Keeping flies out and he has to smack them.

Speaker 2:

Everybody's got a fly swatter. Smack my dick. And then Chase can be like oh, it's big enough now. It's big enough now, I'll take it. I'll swell. Oh God it was so I freaked out.

Speaker 1:

I never had a fly land on my dick. It smells like shit. That's why Wow, is it even that, motherfucker? They are attracted to shit. That's why it was on it.

Speaker 2:

It was a horse fly. You saw a horse dick. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 1:

No, it doesn't smell like shit. I'm sticking with that one.

Speaker 2:

You know, on the ur urinals Sometimes they put that little.

Speaker 1:

Billy, don't stay. Am I freaking out?

Speaker 2:

That thing landed on my dick no they put the little Decal of a fly. So people, so guys aim at it.

Speaker 1:

Billy, this thing was calling, so it wouldn't. So yeah, so yeah.

Speaker 2:

I've seen that before. That's where I thought you were going.

Speaker 1:

No, no, this mugger moved it landed, it went to the shit it went.

Speaker 2:

Horseflies like shit too. They're fucking huge. Yeah, If he would have bit you, that would fucking hurt.

Speaker 1:

Oh, do they bite A horsefly?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, oh, fuck, yeah, dude. Well, it's a fairground. So that fucker was like that fucking big. Yeah, it probably wasn't a horsefly and it just went like horse flies it was really black?

Speaker 1:

yeah, no, horse flies are more brown and have different wings than just a yeah no, but it and it was no, the wings, the wings oh it would have bit fucking all over. Oh I, I flicked the fuck out of it. Oh, bite me again, just move it around bite your dick, fuck that I was fucking freaked you get fucking welts by that shit dude. Yeah, fuck all that.

Speaker 2:

I have a lumpy dick yeah.

Speaker 1:

More than you already do.

Speaker 2:

The reason he couldn't get a horsefly in there, because there ain't enough room. There's no landing area.

Speaker 1:

It lands on his hand or whatever. That motherfucker was on my cock. He was going down and up, down it and up it, just licking the poop out of the hole, there was pee coming out of there.

Speaker 2:

He would have got wet Under the folds. Whatever, only one, it's 20 folds. Let's go ahead and rate this, shiner.

Speaker 1:

Orel.

Speaker 2:

Mexican style cerveza. We're over time. I'm 4.5. I got to go 10. I got to go a 10 on it. I do, I'm a 10. It's a 10. It's good, it is a really good beer, it is good. And this should be available everywhere in the United States, if you can find it.

Speaker 1:

Next year. Anyhow, yeah, if you can find it.

Speaker 2:

If it's the first year of it. You know what I mean, because I've never seen it around.

Speaker 1:

Here's the thing.

Speaker 2:

It might have been a local, but then it gained popularity Right exactly Now it's going to yeah, I can see it sold so quick on the guy this year which I bought four of them Right, so so he's going to buy more. He'd be like man, that's so quick.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Cause they do best. Uh, past records on sales and stuff like that.

Speaker 1:

You'd have to yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, cause. Then he, because he he'll um buy for our area, put the other six pack together. He already had it ready I pulled in there and I told him I was gonna do a like a mexican beer night, and then oh, that's why he made this one.

Speaker 2:

No, that one I made I. I made that because I drank the other three and three, right, all right. So okay, well, we're gonna get into this next beer because we got a four beer night for you. We haven't did a four beer night since season one. Yeah, it's been a while. We just did a three. Yeah, three is common and that was very high percentage.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that's what gets you.

Speaker 2:

But we split it. We did, yeah. So now this one is Cerveza, it's Palma and it's from Cuba. It's Cerveza, it's Palma and it's from De Cuba. I'm happy, you guys, that you gave me this one, because this is the one I dropped 4.9. I was like, oh, it didn't dent the can at all. Oh, I didn't even see it. Nah, it's good. The can is green. It says imported beer. It almost looks like the cigarettes.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, palma it almost looks like the cigarettes, yeah, palm all. Now when you taste this it tastes watered down. No, I wouldn't say watered down. It doesn't have as much flavor, it has a different flavor, I think. Did you try it, rick? Not yet. It's got almost like a heineken type flavor to it, a A little bit it smells a little skunky. Yeah, you taste that Not bad, though it's not a bad skunk, no, I mean if it got warm. I guess that's what I kind of expected.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

You know what I mean. Honestly.

Speaker 1:

Because it's import. Yeah, it's a Cuban A green can.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's not like that, shiner. No, it's not.

Speaker 1:

But it's not bad. It's not bad.

Speaker 2:

I would drink another one. Yeah, I wouldn't keep it, I wouldn't go out and buy it.

Speaker 1:

I would wait a little bit.

Speaker 2:

I would keep it over Heineken. Oh, I would too, and then wait for a little bit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, let it get down a little bit.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because you just came off a Shiner, off a Shiner, so you're still trying to get rid of stuff. Yeah, because when I first drank the Shiner it gave a different, because I'm just coming off of that Michelobalt, right, right, all right, while we drink these, I'll tell another story. Okay, it's kind of creepy, is it the story time thing? No, so I was out, you know, mowing my grass and everything, and then I noticed this thing staring at me in this tree. Oh, and I was like what the fuck is that? So I get up close to it. Someone stuffed a teddy bear in a hole in a tree, staring right at my house. It's creepy. It's way up there. It's not like someone can. Like I had a stretch for it to try to get it out, yeah, but you aren't that tall, I know. But yeah.

Speaker 2:

Someone was like six foot, they can put it in there really easy, right.

Speaker 1:

So like any one of chad's friends yeah, someone put this pad, even chaddy maddie. No, I asked everybody, they're like I didn't do it I didn't, maddie. Well, I keep telling you I didn't do it either, but I didn't did you put that?

Speaker 2:

I didn't put it there, but I pulled it out because I didn't know if it was one of those recordable ones. You know, it's pointing right in my back like you put it back up there yeah, because I pulled it out and it it didn't have no zippers or anything, so I just put it back. But I didn't feel it like, feel it. Feel it because it's kind of dirty and stuff you know, because it's been in the tree, I think I would have thrown it away. I don't know.

Speaker 2:

It kind of looks cool like there are bears everywhere there's gonna be watch no, don't fuck with me, I'm going to start putting them everywhere, just little bunny rabbits, I'm going to send Jackson out there my dog and get him to tear them up, but it is creepy, though. What would you guys do if you went in your backyard and there was a fucking.

Speaker 1:

It'd be a little creepy, absolutely Especially if the animal stuffed in that tree.

Speaker 2:

Because especially like animals stuffed in that tree, cause you think about. You're on that kind of like corner. You got neighbors around, now you do Rick and you put it in his backyard.

Speaker 1:

There ain't no way around there ain't no way around like alright, who the fuck was?

Speaker 2:

in my backyard and then you're automatically thinking it's one of us. Oh yeah, cause that's the side of the street, they could stop and stuff it up someone had to actually walk through, walk through my backyard. Through my house.

Speaker 1:

Through his underwear drawer.

Speaker 2:

I'd be looking around, I'd be like God damn it Through his underwear drawer. My fucking special underwear are gone. Where's my favorite sock? Where's my favorite sock?

Speaker 1:

Just my favorite sock stuck to a tree out there.

Speaker 2:

Where'd it go? Where'd ET go? Where's ET? Over there, there, he's peeking at us so I thought you were going to talk about. But I went to work and, um, the lady goes. Oh, you know what I seen this weekend? I said what did you see? She goes. I seen your brother out there just screaming when he mows the yard. He thinks he's a singer he's a singer. She did not she did.

Speaker 2:

Her and her son were like sitting there and I don't scream and they said they said, uh, they never noticed it before because, uh, they probably mowed their yard at the same time they normally do. Yeah, yeah. And she said they're just sitting on the porch. I've heard you at patty's house. Yeah, am I that loud? Yes, I got my noise cancellation I've heard you at Patty's house.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, am I that loud? Yes, I got my noise cancellation.

Speaker 2:

I've heard you at Patty's house. I'm just jamming and I'll be like Bob's mowing, bob's mowing, I'm taking out the bus. No, I don't think. Poop dick, poop dick. Everywhere I go, no flies are on my dick. But they did say that. I thought it was funny. They said they heard me. Yeah, they said they were sitting on their porch, just you know, kind of relaxing, and all of a sudden they hear you should have been gone, no, it helped. You made me feel All right time to go in.

Speaker 1:

They said damn, there went our peas in quiet.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know they noticed me singing out there. I try not to sing if I see people out there. I've heard you at Patty's house before. Normally I just listen, but if a good song comes on, because I have it on, I play Turbo, xm, turbo, and there's some songs that you know I'll sing to, but if a good song comes on I'm like jamming you know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

It's my time to go. Yeah, we know.

Speaker 2:

What You'll cut that out? No, I won't that hurt, I didn't know. So is it story time? No, it's not. Story time second half, once you do the things.

Speaker 1:

You don't know why we drink this. Good Smell the glasses.

Speaker 2:

Put them on, yeah Pink eye tomorrow.

Speaker 1:

Pink eye's already setting in. Already feel the style.

Speaker 2:

That's funny. What are the two most common passwords? Oh, password and birth date. No, yeah, birthday password was correct. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Oh, yeah, yeah. What does the D stand for? D day Dick. No, I know it's horrible what it was.

Speaker 1:

Uh, oh it was because, it was something so simple.

Speaker 2:

It was something like uh like deliver, or something like uh to uh get their freedom back, or um, oh, I forget no I forget. It's not that, though I know it's not that it's something simple ready day, is it? Day day d-day used. Used for a day on which. Used for a day on which any military operation is scheduled to begin. Oh, it's just D-Day.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's just a common say D-Day. It's weird.

Speaker 2:

But you don't hear that.

Speaker 1:

You don't hear D-Day.

Speaker 2:

Any other time except for that one time, that one time. Maybe other military I'm sure they have, but you know. I mean it rolls off the tongue.

Speaker 1:

That one time, maybe other military?

Speaker 2:

I'm sure they have, but you know, yeah, I mean it rolls off the tongue Right D-Day. Okay, I almost read the answer on that one. Although children sweat a lot, they never smell like sweat. Why not? Because they don't have all the fucking Probably all the crap in their system. Yet Like coffee, caffeine, they say, the substance that smells bad are not produced by the sweat glands until puberty.

Speaker 1:

Adolescence, adolescence, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Then it really gets bad.

Speaker 2:

Oh you ever gone to a seventh, eighth grader dance? I picked up my daughter one time. I almost peed. Oh, I gotta tell you a story. So I dropped her off and it was in the gym, it was a 7th or 8th grade dance. Dropped her off and they were like, well, you have to come in and sign her out. I walked in there, billy, and they were like I went to sign her out. I was like the smell smell alone fucking killed me. It's a mixture of accent. And then they were going accent ass.

Speaker 1:

It was bad.

Speaker 2:

And I said the person goes well, go find your daughter. I was like I can't go in there.

Speaker 1:

I was on the outside.

Speaker 2:

And I said I can't go in there. I said I don't know how you two are sitting here and they go we're used to it. And I said oh no, and I saw this girl going by and it was one of Madison's friends. I was like go get my daughter and tell her I'm outside. I said I'm going outside and I said I'll throw up, I can't be in here.

Speaker 1:

It was so bad, it was like BO fucking.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it just sweat. Oh it bad. Someone said ride a bus after a football game of 7th and 8th graders. No, I'm good. In 1800, there was only one city in the world with the population over 1 million people. What city was it?

Speaker 1:

Did it say US or not? No, it wouldn't have been US, it was US 1800.

Speaker 2:

It wouldn't have been US One million people, 1800? Yeah, 1800. It would have been London. What do you think Japan? London is correct. I am actually surprised that one. Yeah, I kind of figured Japan would be.

Speaker 1:

China China A million surprised that one.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I kind of figured japan would be well, I was thinking like china, you know a million they're a billion now. Yeah, well, they are, because I mean they build a wall and all that kept them all in.

Speaker 1:

Oh, let's see you guys get this one.

Speaker 2:

that's what he says. And then, when can you get sunburned if you are sitting inside by a window with the sun shining through? Yes, the answer is no, but I disagree with that Bullshit how do you sit in your car with your arm there?

Speaker 1:

and it's burnt.

Speaker 2:

Why did phone numbers in the old movies begin with 5-5-5?

Speaker 1:

Because there was no area code.

Speaker 2:

No, because there was no phone number that started that way, phone numbers beginning with 555 were reserved for TV and films. There was no phone number that started that way. Which muscle in the body do we use the most? The tongue, definitely the dick. Your left hand or your right hand, I would say your eyelids, all right, that's not a muscle, it is Actually. You're close and I'll give it to you. It says the eye muscle, yeah, the eye, yeah, oh, I got it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, is there a difference in in the competition? Oh, I can't even say it. Is there a difference in the composure of a tear caused by peeling an onion compared to a tear of sadness? The composure yes yes, there's a difference. Yes, composition yeah, I'm sorry. Composition yes, emotional tears contain more proteins and toxic substance. Yeah, because I think onion did just yeah onions, just like, like poking yourself in the eye.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but you know you got a sad tear, it's coming.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's like we're coming out, baby, and all that toxicity is yeah, everything's coming out of you. I was thinking the other day I haven't cried and I don't remember how fucking long. Oh, I thought you did it, the doctors not too long, yeah no, no, remember that was tears of joy it's tears of joy. Yeah, no. When was the last time you cried? I can't remember. It's been a minute.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like where you've been, like sad, crying.

Speaker 2:

No, like actually break down and cry. No, there are times like I don't know why I get this, but sometimes, when my emotions over cover me a little bit, I'll get teary-eyed.

Speaker 1:

You get teary-eyed. You get teary-eyed. You know what I mean Teary-eyed, but cry.

Speaker 2:

But when I'm talking about it it's like Like nose is running cry when I appreciate someone that realizes something I did really good or something like that, and they comment me and it kind of gets me like Well, there's some movies that get you a gets teary-eyed. That's the wrong tear, though.

Speaker 1:

He's teary-eyed. It's coming out of the wrong eye. He's got a big dick in his eye.

Speaker 2:

That drip comes out of the one eye, hugging out of both eyes. And then yes, you might get teary-eyed from it getting in your eye You're like yeah glued it together. Now, as you get through this one, what do you think? Alright, let's go ahead and rank this, then we can get on the next two. So I'm going to rank this towards, like a Heinen's.

Speaker 1:

Not Heinen's, but Cerveza.

Speaker 2:

I've never had a Cerveza, though. Well, you just did so. Okay, it doesn't even compare to a Shiner. But you could rank this close to what's that one you get all the time Merdello. No, not Merdello. Merdello's considered a Cerveza. No what's that one? We always get the premium because it doesn't have that skunky flavor. The Italian, oh oh um italian it's a no, it's a yellow bottle it's very common? Uh, now I can't even think of it. It's a clear bottle.

Speaker 2:

It has a white corona yeah, all right if you get regular corona. That's this. Yeah, this is the same yeah, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1:

That's the sopesa too, yes but I okay.

Speaker 2:

So if I'm gonna go off of corona coronas and uh, I would probably take this over Corona.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I'm not a huge Corona fan, so but Corona premiums. I would say I would go with seven. Ooh, you stole my number. I was thinking seven. I'll go seven, just because I like it a little better than a Corona, and at Corona I'd probably go six, maybe five, depending on how skunky. It is that day. Yeah, you know what I mean. I give this a seven. I'm with Rick because it's real close to a Corona. Yeah, and this is okay. I don't mind drinking it. Would I keep it? No, I'm not.

Speaker 1:

I'm not keeping it, I'm burping skunk. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like.

Speaker 2:

I'm not kidding, you know what I mean. Like I'm getting that. Yeah, I give it a seven too, just because I compare it to like a Corona. It's not my favorite type of beer to drink, no, but some people might like that flavor. I just I'm not a big fan of it, I know. Yeah, there is people out there that like that flavor, like the Heineken yeah.

Speaker 2:

I'm just not that person. You know someone would. That's what's talking to me. You know how you this is like. Is this their generic beer in their area? Because you know and they're crunchy yeah because you know how you go. Some places they have. We think they're premium beers, but they're low-end beers right to the people that live local there, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2:

Like, for example, someone said something about the beer that has the eagle on it, like the Mexican. Yeah well, no, takata or something like that is it called, or something. Anyways. They were saying they didn't care for that, that like that's their, you know. But see, a premium beer and um, mexico was sold SOL yeah because that's Sun and that's a premium beer. When I asked for that, one guy goes. You freaked out. When I was in Mexico.

Speaker 1:

Or would you call it Pacifico?

Speaker 2:

But Pacifico, yeah, that was common. Modelo is really common there. But is Modelo a generic beer there?

Speaker 1:

And we treat it as like a higher-end beer, probably.

Speaker 2:

Because they would go to Mexico they might consider Bud Light a premium beer. I mean, if they came international.

Speaker 1:

If a.

Speaker 2:

Mexican came up or someone international came up.

Speaker 1:

they'd be like oh, this Bud Light's a premium beer. And then we're like it's just a general drinker, it's just a fucking drinker. Yeah, or they might say like Bush Light. I mean you're going to have to lose a couple of teeth before you leave Is this the bush light of Cuba. It could be very well, yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 2:

Well, anyways, we're going to take a quick break and then we're going to grab the other two ice cold beers and we'll tell you about them when we get back. So go grab something and drink it with us. We'll tell you about them when we get back. So go grab something and drink it with us. We'll see you in a minute. Welcome back. I hope you got your ice cold beers. We sure do.

Speaker 2:

Um, first off, we're going to start off with great lakes of mexican lager with lime. Um, this one is 5.4 percent. Now, great lakes, uh, I think they're available pretty much everywhere. So we're trying to get beers that are. And next we're going to do uh saunders brewing. It's called a vos lime. It's a german style beer with lime. It's crisp and refreshing and this is 4.8. And they're located at uh, mason, ohio. But we'll do that next, kind of like this one. I don't think this saunders is going to be available everywhere, but I do see saunders a lot. I see, I, yeah, I see it quite a bit, yeah, so it'll be interesting. This is good. I like it, so far I'm. I'm hoping my palate will get used to it.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I like the lime I like the lime yeah, yeah, I do like it's the first thing you take away and these both have lime, so I almost got a bitterness to the back end of it, but then the lime cut it right away yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

It just like you could almost taste it, but then it's like it's gone.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you think the lime's sweet a little bit, yeah, a little bit great lakes has come a long way, yeah I gotta go that far, but well, I would never buy great lakes before I was. There's only one or two that I can't. I, I'm with you. Yeah, yeah, a lot of people like that. Dorm, what is it? Dormdorfen, whatever. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1:

But that's that German style? Yeah, but they also Dorminer.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Dormdorfenminer or something like that.

Speaker 1:

Dormdorfenmore. Yeah, whatever but.

Speaker 2:

I'm as a gift, and they always have the same. I like their Irish, oh yeah. I like Conway's Irish. Conway, yeah, that was good. I only like their pumpkin. Pumpkin, yeah, because that's the. Is it the? That's the. The old travelers, the old travelers, no.

Speaker 1:

No, I thought that was Sam Adams. No, it's not. Yeah, sam Adams, it's Sam Adams. Tag of the Travelers.

Speaker 2:

No, I think he's right, jacko Sam Adams, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, never mind, that's why I look puzzled, because I was like, hey, hey, you know, I kind of flip-flopped down a lot. When you drink a lot of beer, like we do you. You see a lot of breweries and then you get them all mixed up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you know now. I was flipping through my computer the other day and they had the top 20. Oh, I see beers, yeah, go ahead and jacko's, which I didn't see. A lot of them like, I've never seen a lot of them, but jacko's was top of the list for a lot of their bourbon barrel aged. Well, I like Jacko. Yeah, I don't mind Jacko, but that's the pumpkin one, jacko no.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you're talking about the brewery, jackie.

Speaker 2:

O's, jackie O's, okay, jackie O's Brewery.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

They were like the top five for bourbon barrel. Wow, and I've never even seen no, neither. Yeah, it must be a local area, yeah, or whatever.

Speaker 1:

So that was the brewery's name jackie o's. Jackie o's yeah, I seen that can, and I think we've done it, we've done jackie o's, but never the bourbon barrel. No, no or any of them. So now.

Speaker 2:

It would make me look for yeah, yeah yeah, top 20. You said yeah, yeah, and they were a top five, like jackie hose was literally the top five all of them, all, yeah, oh wow, yeah, they had like four different ones, maybe four.

Speaker 2:

Wow, then one other one snuck in there. Hey, I seen this saying today and it said my favorite thing about being a dad is being a dad is constantly being told I'm wrong all the time by the people who depend on me for food, shelter Wait, damn thing and money. No shit, you're always wrong, but they depend on that. You need food, shelter and money.

Speaker 1:

I thought it was funny. And then they have the guy dancing in the background.

Speaker 2:

You see the wife and the kids just looking at him like, oh Right, yeah, we never grow, we never mature. I feel like I'm a 25-year-old now, if I can, yeah, 80-year-old body.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm not 62.

Speaker 2:

So you had a birthday. I can't wait. I'll never catch up to you, but you will be my age.

Speaker 1:

One day, when I die, you'll catch up to me.

Speaker 2:

That one year.

Speaker 1:

And then you die in the next year. That's six months later. Six months later.

Speaker 2:

I made it past the Ten minutes later. He didn't make it far, but he made it. I made it past the Ten minutes later. He didn't make it far, but he made it, I made it. You guys got any jokes? What's the difference between a pizza and a homeless lady? Oh, man. I don't either. I can't even make the connection. I don't rip the crust off when I eat. The homeless lady that's nasty and I do throw the crust. Can you eat the crust? I thought it was funny.

Speaker 1:

He said he ate the crust.

Speaker 2:

I don't rip the crust off there's a difference between an expensive hoe and a cheap hoe, a cheap hoe. For her, $2 is $2.

Speaker 1:

A piece of pizza. A piece of pizza, yeah.

Speaker 2:

I hand her the pizza. Can you get full too?

Speaker 1:

So when you eat her out, you're full.

Speaker 2:

She can't chew the crust.

Speaker 1:

If she can't chew the crust?

Speaker 2:

Is it cheese-filled or some kind of liquid?

Speaker 1:

It's something. I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2:

She's not showered in months, it's like blue cheese?

Speaker 1:

I like blue cheese. Don't fuck it up, I just start eating it. Just an Oreo mixture Guys, quit, I'm addicted to blue cheese.

Speaker 2:

I'm addicted to blue crunchy cheese. Yeah, when you say Oreo, I just heard this. My daughter told me this thing. I didn't know what it meant and I said well, I like that.

Speaker 1:

And they were like, ooh, that's nasty. And I was like what Well you've got to explain. I can't remember the word I can't remember. Brought it up, yeah like.

Speaker 2:

So what? Chad's eating an oreo pie from your daughter.

Speaker 1:

He's getting a cream pie without if I said these hipsters, if I could remember that these hipsters call it oreo pie instead of cream pie. Instead of cream pie, because they're all.

Speaker 2:

They call it something else, but it's something that we refer to as like well that's not bad.

Speaker 1:

I like that.

Speaker 2:

I like that it's like something you do you stick it in the ass and stick it in the pussy and then you cum and then it's something I have no clue what it is Where's Bobby go? It's a song and then kids refer to it and I was singing it and I was like. They were like oh that's nasty, dad and I was like your mom does it. They figured out that's where the yeast infection was coming from. Figured out that's where the whopper with cheese is coming from?

Speaker 1:

Oh, hell, no All right.

Speaker 2:

So I'm going to try something new on Storytime. All right, it's these cards I got. They say don't ask why. So I went through a lot of them. Don't ask that. Don't ask that they're pretty political. Oh yeah, Don't ask that. Don't ask that they're pretty political. Oh yeah, don't ask that. Don't ask why. Don't ask why. Don't ask why. I don't know why I got why from there.

Speaker 2:

So my favorite time is story time. Wet ass penis. Welcome Melinda on stage one. Melinda, melinda, she's got crabs, guys, so make sure you leave your dollar bills on the side. Also, she has something else, but we don't know yet. The doctor hasn't told us. So stay far away, but put your dollar bills up there for her. All right, you need a net. You need a net to catch those crabs.

Speaker 1:

We have Melinda with a hair net on today. Down below Melinda's got the drip Lice is up there.

Speaker 2:

She's got the drip and we don't know what it is. It's pizza crust. Do fathers deserve parental leave after their child's born?

Speaker 1:

No, no I.

Speaker 2:

No, I never had it. I believe that they should get A week. I say, okay, very tops, two, two weeks, not six weeks. No, no, not the same as a woman? Yeah, I don't think so. But they said that they support the woman during that six weeks. But here's my thing I kind of disagree. Okay, I'm on the fence. I think women should have longer time. I think women should be with their kid at least three, four months. Okay, I can give you that. Yeah, because that's the bonding. So give the woman longer time and the guy less. And the thing is, is that, what about the guy bonding with the child though? I know, but you can do that in a couple weeks, right, but I see people, they do help out the wife, especially in the first month, but when you start getting six, eight, 12.

Speaker 2:

Because they take vacation on top of that. There's no reason they should get. What is it six weeks? Now, I think, yeah, Some companies, yeah, yeah, like I mean I know ours, does your company does six weeks.

Speaker 1:

I didn't even see a guy for eight weeks.

Speaker 2:

How long do they give the female, though? I don't know, Six weeks. See, that's where I think they should be giving the female more. They should be, yeah. So okay take two off of the guy, you give it to the female for eight weeks and the guy's there for two weeks. Four weeks, four weeks, you said six okay, no, no I I think two weeks isn't enough, dude, I, I two. Two to three weeks.

Speaker 2:

Let's split the difference let's go three weeks yeah and I think that's more than enough yeah but I do agree, women need more time because they have to heal it's the bonding and I know like when we had our kid. This is back in the day it was based on how much vacation you had only got a couple weeks.

Speaker 2:

I. I almost think it was like not mistaken, maybe like two weeks. We ended up having to save up all her vacation and to give her another month. And she didn't really have a month, she only had like three more weeks, and then we just went without paying right, but we wanted to get that time, you know. But two weeks to have a kid, boom and be back to work for a female back in the day was for is crazy, it's crazy that no, like I uh but six weeks, guys.

Speaker 1:

We're talking about guys I don't believe guys I don't six weeks you're not.

Speaker 2:

You know you're talking to the guy Six weeks, Six weeks. You're not. You know you're talking to the guy that has a friend. They're out there golfing, you're not fucking yeah, you're not doing Jack shit, what she's doing in them six weeks? I guarantee you that. No, and if you actually did a survey based on those guys, what they did in six weeks? They mowed the grass, they went golfing, played video games, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, drink beer with the buddies.

Speaker 2:

I mean they sat there while the wife got a nap or mom got a nap.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they support it. I agree, I get it. That's why, a lot of times, you have the other parents. Well, yeah, you got parents and stuff like that.

Speaker 2:

So I have maybe two weeks free and then they can use their leave. But I seen one guy I didn't see him for like three months because he had, like he had six weeks and then he already saved up like three weeks. Once I found out that they did that they passed that in Ohio I started planning it out.

Speaker 1:

I got the next three years off dude Because you got Because I'm just impregnating everything I can fucking touch and you're vacationing.

Speaker 2:

No, I got them all lined up. So every nine months. You got one birthing, I got one birthing, and then you got six weeks, that's the start, yeah. And then I got six weeks off. Well, that's when the next one births.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. Then you got another six weeks, then I got another six weeks off. That's when the next one births.

Speaker 2:

But you know what you earn vacation days in between that. Yeah Well that's for me to go off on. So you got another three years of vacation. I got three years off.

Speaker 1:

I already figured it out.

Speaker 2:

I did get a little exposed to this because I had a guy who got his. The baby was born a Christmas right, just before christmas, right. So the plant was shut down for two weeks, right, okay. So he used two days, which he said I'll use vacation, right? So he got the two weeks vacation.

Speaker 2:

No, he took two days, so he didn't start his uh, his return attorney leave so he took two weeks, then he took two weeks, then he took six weeks, right? So he got eight weeks and two days, yeah, so then the thing is he comes back to work, but still the law states that they can break that up and do different.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, my boss my boss did.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and it's very hard as a a a manager or a business owner to try to work around all of a sudden. I'm taking two days here. I'm taking this week, right, I'm taking that week now. You already gave him. He's at three, four weeks vacation, all right so then you're like trying to work around this guy and it hurts the company.

Speaker 2:

Yet because, especially in positions where there might be not, let's say, a backup, you know right. And then he took all the premium holidays to where somebody else had to work for him because you had to backfill because he's not there, right, yeah? Anyways, long story short, that was difficult time, but then it's difficult on a company to make up that time. Six weeks with a guy. Do you hire someone else to fill in?

Speaker 1:

you know you can't in six weeks, you can't In six weeks' time you'll have more scratch, I know, but he's six weeks and then he's got another two weeks.

Speaker 2:

He's getting vacation. That's what you deal with. I mean two months is a long time. I mean I'm all for the connection of female and all that and I don't even mind a guy. So like I said three weeks isn't bad, or I get. I get three weeks, dude, I I all right, I'll meet you halfway. Three weeks, yeah, but if a company's giving six, it's they're giving six. What my my boss now?

Speaker 1:

yeah he split it up yeah, you know, he only has so many months to use it though yeah, he took the first three weeks.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, which okay, cool there you.

Speaker 1:

There you go, I get it.

Speaker 2:

I get it. Yep knocked out. Well, he still had three weeks left. Yeah, so three months down the road when the weather was all nice and everything.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he took them three weeks, see, and that is the same principle, and it was kind of funny because I drive past his house.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, and you know, you drive past his house and you see his side-by-side on his trailer. It's vacation. You see his trailer gone, which I'm sure the newborn's not on the side-by-side. You know what I mean. When I had my company, my guy had his. He was like do I get six weeks off? I said no. I said I'll give you a couple days, but it's up to the company.

Speaker 1:

I gave him like three or four days, and how many? Yeah, I only had like five. So if he would have been gone, six weeks, I would have hired another person. You were like.

Speaker 2:

That's not even your kid dude. Stop it. You can't blame the guy, because he's just doing what he's doing by the law, but I kind of agree If it's used for bonding and helping the mother out and you save it to where weather's nice so you can go fishing and boating. That kind of defeats the whole purpose. Because you're not, but at the same time they're just using.

Speaker 1:

They're using it dude. But they said equally as equally.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going to bitch about the six weeks, correct, but they said equally as equally. I'm not going to bitch about the six weeks Correct. I'd be, you know, if I literally did have a kid right now, which I'd probably kill myself if.

Speaker 1:

I had a kid right now, yeah.

Speaker 2:

But when you had your kid back in the day, you would love six weeks, wouldn't you, oh shit?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, who wouldn't? We would all agree. Yeah, six weeks, six weeks.

Speaker 2:

Fuck, yeah weeks. Now I think I got fucking three days. Yeah, like I got literally three days. I was in the military and I think I got like a week off because I had a week leave saved up.

Speaker 1:

No, I might have got, I might have got a week no but you probably use some vacation time.

Speaker 2:

Mine was three days, but I didn't get no like extra days mine was three days, that was it no, I got more off for when I was able to take family medical leave, yeah, when my my ex wife's mom was passing away. Yeah, you get what? Five days or something.

Speaker 2:

No, you can go, it depends. But like I told them, like I like I don't know when she's going to need me, right, like she's 19 years old, losing her mom yeah, right, years old, losing her mom. It's really hard for me to leave work when, or leave to go to work when she's just fucking bawling all night long. You know what I mean. I played it fair, you're good.

Speaker 1:

Do you use vacation for that? No, I had family medical.

Speaker 2:

Oh, it's like a grievance.

Speaker 1:

FMLA means that you put a case in. That was before she passed away.

Speaker 2:

Because once she passed away that was done and it was my mother-in-law, so I only got 3-4 days Max, so after that it was all over with. I do agree that I think they should. A guy doesn't need 6 weeks. I don't believe so. A guy doesn't need six weeks.

Speaker 1:

I don't believe so, but the law put it out there. I get it.

Speaker 2:

I give them three weeks and then you know what? There's some hell of a guys out there.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, that are doing that that are not taking advantage of it. And they're using it for what it's meant for what it's meant for All right, so let's use our three.

Speaker 2:

We're three guys. Wait. Would you use it for what it was for? I'm honest, like that I would.

Speaker 1:

But see what are you saying that whole six weeks you're going to be supporting your wife? No, but here's the thing. If I had downtime. I'm doing something else. I'm going to do something else.

Speaker 2:

I'm doing something else.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to do something else. Yeah, I'm going to be working around the house.

Speaker 2:

Like I mean.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Okay honey, and if a buddy says hey, let's go fishing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, or camp Am I going. Let's go camping, am I?

Speaker 2:

going. No, am I going on vacation?

Speaker 1:

That's different. That's different. You're not going to Mexico vicinity, yeah right, okay honey. Hey, I'm gonna run out and do two hours.

Speaker 2:

But what? Yeah, you would go play golf good yeah, yeah, he's sucking your titty. You guys are both gonna take a nap for two hours I'm out, yeah yeah, but no, I. So I, I would not just my character, I would use it now not to say that I would probably spend the first three weeks. I'd be ready to come back to work, absolutely.

Speaker 1:

Get away from you. Know what I mean? Yeah, get away from the life.

Speaker 2:

No, I'd probably save a few weeks if I had six yeah, if I had six weeks or six weeks and I saved three weeks later. But the whole purpose of the three weeks is because there's doctor appointments and follow-ups.

Speaker 1:

Right, you have follow-ups, and that's supposed to be meant for that, like a day here, day there.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because you have to get all the shots and stuff.

Speaker 1:

You have to take your wife.

Speaker 2:

So that's the whole purpose of the whole six weeks and why you can break it up, but not to say you couldn't take her to the doctor's appointment and go golfing that afternoon. But you're not taking off to California for a week. No, or Vegas.

Speaker 1:

Or Florida yeah, wherever You're not taking off to California for a week, no, or Vegas or Florida yeah, wherever You're not taking off.

Speaker 2:

You're staying around the house. Yeah, you're seeing her, and kissing her.

Speaker 1:

You're building a bond. Yeah, you're building a bond yeah.

Speaker 2:

But like you said if you're going on a side-by-side trip for a week Just saying I don't know if that actually happened. All right, what do you guys think of this Great Lakes Mexican Lago with lime I actually like it, I actually like it, I like it too. Is it Jason Creepy Keeper? I would keep it. Yeah, I would too.

Speaker 1:

It has a good lime flavor Especially in the summertime.

Speaker 2:

In the summertime, I could see this being really good Because the lime flavor is so fucking good. Yeah, yeah, be a floater, like floating down the river yeah, yeah oh yeah, like camping or something. Oh yeah, we would take these camping. But the problem is is you only get six pack. You know how much we would have money invested well, no, it's just a special.

Speaker 1:

We did our white rock.

Speaker 2:

It's a special, it's a we take everybody get one. Yeah, everybody gets one, and you want the next one. Yeah, someone asked me, but would you spend 16 bucks on this? I don't know, or would you grab a case for our White Rock trip. I don't know if this was 16, though yeah, I think I want to say these are probably only 12. So I'd probably grab a six pack.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I would.

Speaker 2:

If there's only six people.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, everybody gets one.

Speaker 2:

Two beers yeah.

Speaker 1:

Or three.

Speaker 2:

Did we say Keeper? Oh yeah, we did. Yeah, I'm going nine. Yeah, in the Mexican, I give you a nine. It's a good one. I'm going to go nine, I'm going to give it a nine. Oh, by the way, shiner was Princess. Oh, was it? Oh, yeah, yeah, and this Great Lakes is Princess. And then Per Ethan, this Palma. It's not as good as the shiner, but I think it's a different.

Speaker 2:

No, it's a different flavor but it's got a nice refreshing flavor because they put that lime in it well, it's got an iguana hold in it, but you know the Voss that we're going to try next. It says crisp and refreshing. So, voss, so, I'm going to. We might have a tie we got nines all the way around time for this Voss Voss, we might have a tie. We got nines all the way around Time for this Voss Voss. Normally we don't do this many beers. This is why.

Speaker 2:

Normally we just don't do this. Many on air, that popped a lot, yeah we don't do this.

Speaker 1:

many on air, that's true, though. Can you smell that lime?

Speaker 2:

Oh, this one. I smell it in my breath. Wow, that's good. I like the lime better in this. It has a better flavor. The lime in the other one was a little bit bitter, maybe artificially. This actually tastes like lime. Yeah, like a real lime.

Speaker 1:

Somebody just poured this and put a lime.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, like a real, like a real lime, like somebody just poured this and put a lime in. It tasted artificial, yeah yeah, when you get this, you thought it was good. Now damn it. This is why I don't like right in here this is good, ain't it? We get out of nine. I we're in trouble. Oh, between the two, this one wins. Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

It tastes like.

Speaker 2:

I could already tell you the first sip it tasted like some squeeze.

Speaker 1:

It's got a little vanilla flavor to it, john, if you actually smell it, it actually smells like a peel of a lime.

Speaker 2:

I'm already keeping this oh. I'm keeping it, so I don't know.

Speaker 1:

Saunders blew it out with this boss line.

Speaker 2:

This might be more refreshing on the river.

Speaker 1:

We might have to backtrack here.

Speaker 2:

That's a nine when you taste this yeah no. I would give this probably the Great Lakes. I would go eight.

Speaker 1:

I would drop it down to an eight.

Speaker 2:

And this would probably go to a ten. Yes, so far I'm at a ten, because the line Well, let's do this. The, the great lakes go eight and a half I'm going.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to eight. I'm going to eight because of the the voss saunders.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just tastes like real lemon it's so good. The other one was it was good it was good lemon on the other one, but it was a sweet lime Lime, sorry Lime. It was a sweet artificial-tasting lime.

Speaker 1:

now this tastes like fresh lime.

Speaker 2:

This tastes like they have a lime inside. This can.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 2:

You guys if you want to see pictures of the cans, just go to our Instagram. Another Reason to Drink. You can see it. We post the beers that we drink a week before we post the episode. This is good, so you can try to drink it with us and I'm telling you this is unfreaking, believable I want to say saunders has not let us down yet. I want to agree with you I, I.

Speaker 1:

The flavor is unbelievable, great lakes has.

Speaker 2:

They definitely have.

Speaker 1:

But Can you tell me?

Speaker 2:

this isn't artificial.

Speaker 1:

It definitely is.

Speaker 2:

But you didn't realize it when you were drinking it.

Speaker 1:

No, because we had that first Because we were like oh, this is so much lemon or lime whatever. But then when you taste, this.

Speaker 2:

it's like it blows your mind, but the beer taste is the same. Dude, I would keep this all day.

Speaker 1:

Me too Now, of but the beer taste is the same dude.

Speaker 2:

I would keep this. I would keep this. Now. Of the two, which one are you gonna keep? This one, this one oh, this one. And I said we're gonna keep that other one, I know I'm not gonna keep it now.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna keep this one I wouldn't even buy it.

Speaker 2:

No, no, if I, if they, if they were sitting next to each other, yeah, I would be like saunders.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, all day all day, every day, yeah, yeah, this one I would be like Saunders, yeah, all day, all day, every day.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, I this one. I would be like, I would tell like what do you call it? Trust me beer. Yeah, we'll do. Trust me beers.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I would say this is a trust me beer.

Speaker 1:

Well, there's a trust me's.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you could get the Palmer almost. No, I was the Shiner, the Shiner, well, definitely. We know that this and the Shiner, well, shiner. We gave a 10. So let's just say it, I mean the Shiner is a trust beer today. Yeah, shiner Trust me, try it, you're going to love it. Saunders Voss, trust me. Now let me ask you this Out of the two trust me's, which one is the best? Well, they were two different flavors.

Speaker 2:

They are two different flavors, I know because that one was more of a tequila flavor Side by side and you're like hey, I get a six pack that okay, that's what I was gonna ask when we doing them.

Speaker 1:

When you're going down, you're sitting at the pool. You're sitting at the pool. Yeah, I'm going saunders. Yeah, cinco de mayo, I'm doing shiner I'm doing a shiner all day.

Speaker 2:

You know what I mean it's a chili in the may. Yeah, you know what I mean it's gonna be a wet rainy may day. If you top that with the line, oh yeah, it'd be almost the same. You top this with a line no, you don't need a lime with this.

Speaker 1:

No, you need a shot of tequila.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that would kick it up, and a salt rim and it's 4.8%, so it's not that bad of a drink.

Speaker 1:

But by the time you're done.

Speaker 2:

It's going to be 12.

Speaker 1:

It feels like it's refreshing.

Speaker 2:

I feel like I'm drinking, like I can't put it down.

Speaker 1:

It's just so delicious. My energy level is getting higher. We're getting all excited about it. Yeah, All of us are saying everybody has a heart on right now you don't understand Peanut butter going everywhere.

Speaker 2:

All right, so let's talk about I don't know where the peanut butter came from. What's your? Another reason to drink this week, guys. My another reason to drink it's been a good week, right's, it's been a good week, it hasn't been a bad week. Um, I'm gonna say, my another reason to drink is that you know, I made it through another birthday. No, yes, oh, yeah, you did. But what about your golf night? That golf night?

Speaker 1:

yeah, my chip shot, yeah, yeah, yeah you're so excited, birthday or chip night, okay, so now, how many yards was that out?

Speaker 2:

because I think I lied today. Um, it was only about 60, or was it like 53, or was it? Am I lying? Damn, I can't remember because we were by that tree they were, oh, you know what I can. Look it up like. So you told someone that, yeah, I was like I was like, because it seemed like it was fucking really long.

Speaker 1:

Like 80 yards or something like that.

Speaker 2:

But the thing is my ground wedge. He wants me to use it at 100 yards.

Speaker 1:

Right, because you get it up there Because I hit it Smack the fuck out of it, Sorry hole four oh it's hole four.

Speaker 2:

Yeah see, I golfed good too. I was two over par, but we were just. Yeah, that's fucking great. The thing is is it doesn't tell?

Speaker 1:

you, tell you exactly.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it just says that we hit that 128 yards up.

Speaker 1:

And then it doesn't show to the play.

Speaker 2:

No, it doesn't show over oh.

Speaker 1:

But I want to say it was probably about 40, 50 yards.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I want to say he said 50 when we were standing there, like right around there-ish, maybe between 40 and 50? That tree's over there, the tree's over there. It's at least 50. I would probably say I was probably saying about 48 yards.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so I'm not too far off. Okay, I wasn't too far off, it could have been 58 or 48.

Speaker 2:

As long as I wasn't too far off If I was exaggerating a little bit.

Speaker 1:

Okay, you weren't saying 100 yards, no, I wasn't saying 100 yards. Went from two inches to 10 inches, right, right so well, the 100 yard marker.

Speaker 2:

You guys see it's red, so was it about the half the distance?

Speaker 1:

no, it's over by that.

Speaker 2:

It was right so it was almost in the women's t box.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, that was definitely 50 yards. You know what I?

Speaker 2:

mean it was over in that vicinity.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it might have. So you chipped it up and what happened?

Speaker 2:

I'm thinking that because I told you to use.

Speaker 1:

My ground ledge.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because he'll over hit a lot. Right, it might have been 63 yards, that's what I.

Speaker 1:

See, that's what I see. That's what I was like. I don't know. Yeah, I mean could have been.

Speaker 2:

I told the guy I drove, I chipped it off the driver, you know, I chipped it off the fucking t and drove it 400 yards. No, no I I, I dropped it. Within what three foot? Less than a goal yeah, it was less than a club, it was a gimme. It was a gimme.

Speaker 1:

It was a gimme that's less than 12 inches it was probably 16.

Speaker 2:

The size of a grip the one with the big, thick grip 16 inches man.

Speaker 1:

Nice job it rolled past it barely. It was like it was coming in. That would have been my quit golf for good. Good shot If you would have made it.

Speaker 2:

I'm a pro, I'm done, I'm done.

Speaker 1:

I can't play on this league. I don't need to play you bitches anymore.

Speaker 2:

I got a video of him hitting it in there. Ready Dude, it was a good shot.

Speaker 1:

We had a good game.

Speaker 2:

We really did. What's your life like? Another reason after that?

Speaker 1:

I don't know it was so funny don't have much.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I did wait, wait. I did get some positive stuff. I got an email from one of our listeners, um, and he hit me up and he was saying that we're doing a great job, and he also gave me I'm gonna I'm gonna pull it up as well, but uh, he said that we're doing a good job. Keep up the good work and he also.

Speaker 1:

He also gave me a good feedback.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I do too so he emailed you through the website. He emailed me through the website another he emailed me through the website AnotherReasonToDrinkcom.

Speaker 1:

Anotherreasontodrink. You can go in there. It was one of Jason's buddies that never listened to him. Lewis is his name.

Speaker 2:

I won't give his last name for right, but he said His phone number is His phone number is 298. Lewis, if you want a good time, call Lewis. So you learned that on the show. But anyways, he gave us, uh, five suggestions of different beers that we should try. So and I like the way he was going because he's, he's thinking of me and rick here. He did throw a cider, oh he, but he threw a bunch of sours up there. So I was like sweet, so uh he lives in the carolinas there and uh, he lives down by jason.

Speaker 2:

So we're down there yeah yeah, I appreciate you listening and following us and giving us all the thanks. Lewis, yeah, I appreciate so much and then, uh, when we're down there, we'll definitely pick up actually what we'll probably do is um um. Next time we see jason I'll give him some gear and already told him that all right, we'll get him hooked up. I actually we got them sours, I got last week that I wanted, oh yeah yeah, yeah I'm getting there on sours.

Speaker 2:

I like the sweet sours not the, not the. Well, that, yeah, yeah but that was a sweet sour. But well, me and you had them sours when billy was gone those are sweet sours. Yeah, they're sweet sours like, and then we'll eventually get around to the two, four packs I bought in the Carolinas.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, so we'll do yours and then do that.

Speaker 2:

My other reason to drink is actually they released the NFL schedule with Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, Sure.

Speaker 2:

And I like how we're playing Dallas. First game, yep, the home opener. That's at home too right, yep, and the games are coming up so fast now Absolutely. I mean right around the corner, Boom. We got four primetime games we did this year. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't get detailed.

Speaker 1:

No, we got four primetime games. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, we got like 10 out of the 16 are 1 o'clock games.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And four of the other games are prime time. You got like two or one Monday night and three prime movie.

Speaker 1:

Like at four.

Speaker 2:

Like at four, yeah, so I'm going to throw this out. I forgot to tell you this what. What am I excited about? Right, I did this bet today. I accidentally did this bet, right. Excited about right, I did this bet today. I accidentally did this bet, right. What bet I did they had, you know. I went on to the betting thing, you know oh, the betting man yeah so, anyways, um, I gotta show you this, guys. It's so funny. I did it by accident. I saw one on. You know that fan fan yeah, yeah, if fandles was listening.

Speaker 2:

We should get some kickback there, anyways. Uh, I did, uh my bets, and you guys are gonna appreciate this, so I accidentally betted right that what the fuck was that fucking bruno walking around?

Speaker 2:

he ain't here. He's not here anyways. So I accidentally betted that the cleveland guardians that's what originally was going out there to bet the Cleveland Guardians would go to the World Series Right and then put a chance of winning the World Series Right. But then when I was looking at their odds it wasn't that great. So then I backed out and I said I wonder what the Browns would be. You know what I mean to go in to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1:

So I clicked that and they gave me this thing so I ended up betting um sixty dollars and it says I'll win ninety three thousand if they both, if they actually win for 60 bucks, dude I'll give you another 60 to fucking throw on that I'll give you a 60, you give me ninety three thousand dollars I'll throw you another 60.

Speaker 2:

So it's funny, I guess like I like it was an accident, but I'm thinking but you're doing it so early yeah but now do you see, like I keep seeing that they're calling for us to win the AFC North Like normal.

Speaker 1:

Right, you know what I mean Every year, every year, they fucking hype us up, go to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2:

But even still, I'm seeing more and more about us winning the AFC North, Like because all we did was add we already have the fucking defense we didn't take away. We already have the defense. Well, we took Flacco, so yeah. But well, we got not Watson but Winston.

Speaker 1:

Winston.

Speaker 2:

And they're already talking about getting rid of Watson. I keep seeing rumors who, whatever? So this is the Picksford. No us. Oh, getting rid, all right. Yeah, let's go into this, all right. So what are you guys going to rank this? I thought we already did 10. 10. We didn't do it, 10. Okay, 10.

Speaker 1:

We got two 10s on tonight.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, two tens on tonight. Yeah, yeah, is it, it's princess? Yeah, it is so easy if, if a woman loves lime, it's going down. Dude, even the smell of an empty, can it?

Speaker 1:

still smells like it smells a lime, peel it smells like a lime peel.

Speaker 2:

It's amazing. Yeah, it's good, that's just a good beer and I wanted to talk about one more thing, but I got got so many sidetracks Because we get on football, we are in there deep.

Speaker 1:

Well, I was just excited about it.

Speaker 2:

I was like I want to give you $60. I'll throw it on it. If I get you to sign up, we each get $50 free.

Speaker 1:

Okay, all right, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 2:

What's that? What did he say? I didn't get. I said, if I get him, to sign up, we both get $50 free Free. Yeah, for FanDuel. Yeah, but I'll get $250 free if I just sign up for my first time. Anyhow.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, but I get $250. I haven't signed up. You get $50. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Oh well, we'll all sign up here, Fan duel, you got to promote Fan duel Free beer. We'll promote you every week. Anyways, we're going to do the Cleveland Browns pick. So at the end of the day, Rick, there's a lot of them.

Speaker 1:

Oh, here I am. At the end of the day, here we go.

Speaker 2:

We need a Shiner or L or, l or, l or.

Speaker 1:

L.

Speaker 2:

Or L.

Speaker 1:

I wonder what I want to say or l because it's stuck, so r a or l l, holy shit 10 percent, that's chicken, it's good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's not 10, we gave it tens well yeah, that's all it. We gave it 10 10. I was listening to you guys over there puking.

Speaker 1:

I wanted to see you puke. Billy fucking killed me.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, palma, palma From Cuba. I didn't care for it. I gave it a 7.

Speaker 1:

We all gave it a 7.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we all gave it a 7. What was it? 4.9? 4.9. Oh, it's 4.9. 4.9. See, E-Money liked that.

Speaker 1:

See, I didn't care for it.

Speaker 2:

I didn't care for it, I was burping the skunk he liked that over the other one. See, but that's the difference between no, he liked it over the Chiron no way. And Great Lakes Mexican Lager, we gave it nines, we gave it nines, but we backtracked.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we backtracked.

Speaker 2:

Because you had the Saxon beer. It's not bad.

Speaker 1:

It's not a bad beer. If I'm at the brewery, I'm getting it.

Speaker 2:

It's probably the one I would get, because you wouldn't even know about this. No, but the difference between the lime is amazing, between Great.

Speaker 1:

Lakes and Saunders.

Speaker 2:

Yes, saunders actually has a lime tree in the can and Great Lakes has a bottle of lime Artificial. Yeah just artificial, like it was just.

Speaker 1:

Like lime salt yeah.

Speaker 2:

So we went what a seven on that? Or eight? We dropped it down to an eight.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And then Saunders, we did a 10. Yeah, it's called Saunders Voss. It's out of Mass, not Masslin Mass. Mass on Mass on Yep, because they are Wax on wax off.

Speaker 1:

Wax on, wax off All right, very good dude.

Speaker 2:

We gave it a 10. It's a keeper and it's a trust me beer.

Speaker 1:

Like if you want something.

Speaker 2:

I gave this to anybody that would drink it and they would love it. 4.8. I could see this literally being in like a margarita. One of them, beeritas yeah that.

Speaker 1:

Like a margarita one of them, bireritas yeah that they do at the Buffalo Wild Wings or whatever pour this in there, yeah, yeah, like I can see this being oh yeah, cause this. With the ice this could go big.

Speaker 2:

This could go big. Yeah, voss is this could go big like you said, put a shot of tequila, a shot of tequila with a salt rim. But if you made it and you poured this in the beer margaritas, this beer with more added tequila, and then you put it with the ice and salt rim and a lime it would blow away. But anyways, that's the end of the show. I hope you guys appreciate it and thanks Louis for sending us that great email you have a great weekend and everything.

Speaker 2:

And what's your last thoughts? God bless you, be safe everybody. Have a good weekend, see you next week, yeah you.

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