S5-E22, Ever wondered what it's like to sip a vacation from a can? We kick off this episode with an in-depth tasting of Breezy's Tropical Juice, which combines pineapple, cranberry, and coconut flavors with an 8% alcohol punch. Initially mistaken for separate flavors, this pina colada-like beverage quickly won us over with its no sweeteners, gluten-free, and electrolyte-rich profile. Perfect for poolside lounging or yard work, we deliberate on whether this limited-edition drink deserves a permanent spot in our fridges.
Next, join us for some late-night laughs and relatable stories that are sure to brighten your day. From a rough day on the golf course to hilarious bedtime mishaps, our banter covers everything from the impact of footwear on performance to sleep habits and accidental bed bumps. We even venture into the realm of modern tech, discussing AI voice modulation and swapping nostalgic music memories. This segment perfectly captures the camaraderie and humor of everyday life, making it a must-listen for those in need of a good chuckle.
To wrap things up, we dive into a whirlwind of jokes, trivia, and absurd hypotheticals. Ever heard of "cobra chickens"? Our conversation navigates humorously through that and much more, including debates about the freezing points of hot and cold water and quirky facts about Olympic boxing rules. We even entertain an outrageous scenario about fending off waves of children. It's a rollercoaster of laughs, learning, and lively discussions that highlight our fun and candid dynamic, ensuring you end your day with a smile.
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S5-E22, Ever wondered what it's like to sip a vacation from a can? We kick off this episode with an in-depth tasting of Breezy's Tropical Juice, which combines pineapple, cranberry, and coconut flavors with an 8% alcohol punch. Initially mistaken for separate flavors, this pina colada-like beverage quickly won us over with its no sweeteners, gluten-free, and electrolyte-rich profile. Perfect for poolside lounging or yard work, we deliberate on whether this limited-edition drink deserves a permanent spot in our fridges.
Next, join us for some late-night laughs and relatable stories that are sure to brighten your day. From a rough day on the golf course to hilarious bedtime mishaps, our banter covers everything from the impact of footwear on performance to sleep habits and accidental bed bumps. We even venture into the realm of modern tech, discussing AI voice modulation and swapping nostalgic music memories. This segment perfectly captures the camaraderie and humor of everyday life, making it a must-listen for those in need of a good chuckle.
To wrap things up, we dive into a whirlwind of jokes, trivia, and absurd hypotheticals. Ever heard of "cobra chickens"? Our conversation navigates humorously through that and much more, including debates about the freezing points of hot and cold water and quirky facts about Olympic boxing rules. We even entertain an outrageous scenario about fending off waves of children. It's a rollercoaster of laughs, learning, and lively discussions that highlight our fun and candid dynamic, ensuring you end your day with a smile.
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welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host, bobby, princess rick, and we're gonna try something different tonight. We're gonna do this no cow, uh, breezy's tropical juice pineapple, cranberry and coconut, eight percent. Originally we thought it was three different flavors. Flavors, yeah, in the box, that's how it looks, but it's. I thought the same thing. Yeah, I thought it was like three different ones and it's 40 juice, eight percent.
Speaker 1:Alcohol, um, no sweeteners, gluten-free electrolytes and no bubbles, says it. Says shake well, 180 calories. That's a lot for a little can. Yeah, it's only at 12 ounces Because of the juice. Oh, yeah, you know, I got a peanut on me. Eight ounce, eight percent, though it fizzed, I wore mine.
Speaker 1:That's like coconut juice. It smells like coconut juice, yeah, but you like coconut juice? It smells like coconut juice. Yeah, but you taste the pineapple? It tastes like a pina colada. It does, doesn't it? It tastes just like a pina colada. Yeah, I could see girls liking this a lot. Oh, yeah, I could see girls liking this a lot.
Speaker 1:Yes, penny remover, actually, but I mean at 8%. I know they get, yes, penny remover, but I mean they get it down. This is pool water for my. No sweeteners, electrolytes, I mean you can't go wrong. You can't really go wrong with this, holy shit. No, I know it's like drinking the energy. Yeah, yeah, power energy. Wow, drink this on the way to work. Yeah, you need a little pick me up. It's um, it's called tropical juice, breezy tropical juice. It's the first sip. I was a little bit like a standoffish, kind of like wondering the aftertaste and all that, but it's all very good. But when you get more in you you're like, yeah, like you could taste that coconut really good. It's like almost like a coconut water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it's probably where you get the lecterites from all the coconut. Yeah, coconut water, wow, that's delicious. Anyways, we don't. Unfortunately, we don't have two drinks, because we thought there was three, three in there. We thought it was going to be either pineapple, cranberry or coconut, not the mixture of all three. Now, I know they had the lemonade there, the live-in lemonade. Did they have that water? One, the one they advertise on the bottom, the water? Nope, and then they didn't have the two-turn. They didn't have the two-turn, tony, tony, which was the t's and which is what we really wanted to try. But we'll get them. Yeah, this is really good it was. Yeah, this is a little little different, a little different from what we do, for sure, but it's fucking good.
Speaker 1:I don't know what category you put this in. I don't even know, dude, it's not like the waters that you get no, it's not no, especially. Or seltzers, because it's not a seltzer, it ain't got no bubbles, it has no bubbles, any wine, but it's not like one of those moscow mules or anything like that. No, I, I don't know. I them things in a can, what do you call them? Like Like man cans? That's wine, that's wine. Oh, what's the other ones that they do like in the can, like the cocktails in the can, like you could get yeah, I know what you're talking about Old-fashioned or long-handled iced tea. Those are drinks, those are actually drinks. Long drinks, yeah, oh, long drinks, yeah, but this is Would this be in this category?
Speaker 1:Maybe? I don't think so, because that's gin. Yeah, that's gin. Actually, I don't think there's vodka in this. I'm mowing the yard. I'm sitting at Bobby's pool yeah, especially girls, I can see girls, just like I already know it's Princess Pearl.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, I would say, probably a keeper, I wouldn't mind having a couple of them in my fridge. No, I wouldn't either. No, I mean it's delicious. It's just that when you I'm thinking 8%, man, you do like a 12-pack, because you came in a 12-pack. Right, yeah, was it expensive? Not really. 17? Not bad for it, not bad. Eight percent, oh yeah, and it's the same size can as a mcultra. Yeah, yeah, but there's electrolytes in it. That's like the key, I know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you wake up feeling grave. Well, it says there's no sweetener, but it is sweet. You know what I mean. So they didn't add the sugar to it, it's just the sugar from the juices. So, I don't know, you drink a 12 of these. You're probably going to wake up with a hangover. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, you know what I mean. It is sweet, yeah, yeah, because it's.
Speaker 1:But I could see cats slamming six of these with no problem. Yeah, or tree, you know what I mean. Like, oh, what about? What about? Like your daughters, that age group, if they stumble on this? Yeah, the problem is, is no one stumbled on this product yet? I've only seen them in charton. That's where I found it. Like, you know what I mean, you're not gonna find that local. I know some no-name store wasn't at heinens, it wasn't that. You know what I mean, it's just some local little dive gas station that had them, and the problem is is it's not out there everywhere.
Speaker 1:And the thing about it, it's only nine grams of sugar. That includes the alcohol sugar. Wow, wow. You would think it would be more. More, because the flavor, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's nine and it's got potassium in it. Is that a nine or a zero? Probably a nine. I ain't got my glasses. I got them on. Where's that little? It says nine, billy. It says nine, nine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what I find interesting is 5% potassium, so you won't get leg cramps. 5% potassium so you won't get leg cramps, so you get healthy drinking that shit. You get healthy drinking that shit. I'm enjoying it. Actually, I'm switching 8%, 8%.
Speaker 1:That's like two beers, 180 calories. Hell, yeah, yeah, because what would be two beers? Blow the fuck up. No, well, you got to understand what is it 99 calories for a McUltra, 96 calories for a McUltra. And I want to say Bud Light was 120 or 12 or something Somewhere in between there. Yeah, but if you're drinking a craft beer, craft beer has a lot more calories. Yeah, and the thing about it is you get double alcohol. Yeah, that's the thing, yeah, yeah. So now you're only going to drink 12 instead of 24. Yes, exactly so. You're losing calories. You're losing calories. So 180 plus, you know you're losing 20 calories every one you drink.
Speaker 1:You got to look at the positive signs of everything. And then you get drunk quicker, right, with no leg cramps. With no leg cramps and electrolytes, waking up feeling great, we'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, we'll find out. We'll be in that bedroom. My legs are fucking killing me. I'm a motherfucker. I had a hangover. My head is pounding. I got the shits Stupid good drinks. I'm the shits Stupid good drinks. I'm going back to my bad shit.
Speaker 1:It plugged me up. Nah, it don't plug me up, especially not your fucking wheat beer. Get a wheat beer. Clean you out. That's like drinking that juice.
Speaker 1:When you go to do the Bobby's favorite I did that. That was a nightmare. Bobby's favorite doctor visit that was a nightmare. His all-time favorite visit, his all-time.
Speaker 1:We're going down your throat, no, you're going up my ass. I want to schedule my next one now. They say I got to wait three years. They those are my next one now. They say I got to wait three years. They say how's your gag reflux? We're doing it every six months. How's your gag reflux. They wanted a gun on my throat but they didn't. But this is really good, this is great.
Speaker 1:Let's drink on it and then we'll give it a rating. I'll tell you what. I'm pounding it down yeah, me too, I might. We're pounding it down. Yeah, it's fucking Me too, I might We'll end up with two. Yeah, I'll probably do two. Yeah, I mean, I'm getting electrolytes, exactly, and potassium and potassium, yeah, and there's no. It's gluten-free, and there's no sugar. There's no sugar, so A sugar added, and it's got 40% juice. So I feel weird drinking it because it's like it can't be. I don't understand why we're all in thongs. Yeah, well, rick, you're naked. Oh yeah, okay, we should have recorded this and put it on YouTube. It was like I'm sorry, I keep dropping my quarters. At least shave that back too. Yeah, we need to put this on YouTube, all right.
Speaker 1:Well, let's get into our likes, dislikes and learns. I learned, I learned that I love golf. The more I play golf, the worse I fucking get. I knew you were going to say golf. I had other learns, but after this I want to say that I'm going to have to let the PGA know. I'm going to have to put it off for a little bit more, put it off for another week or two.
Speaker 1:You had some good shots, we all did. Today was a terrible day, seems like it was a hard course, though it just seems like it gets worse, though, like it don't matter, like I just don't. Yeah, whatever it was because of my boots? Yeah, it might have been. Yeah, I'm an inch higher. You couldn't turn three inches shorter, I don't know. It could have been your boots, though. Yeah, because I've always played in my shoes, yeah, since I got them, and because you were duffing and hit top in the ball, top in the ball. So I was a inch higher and, yeah, it could have been. And the boots give you six inches. I've seen that. Uh, yeah, that's what I tell them. But he's got the platform, big platform, I got the big platform ones. Yeah, he's like's like. Look up at me, bitches White, they're pure white. Yeah, 70s, look 70s. Fucking disco ones. Pew, pew, pew. You can tell by the way I walk. Well, that's me, that's me.
Speaker 1:He knows the song. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, I do sing it, rick, we all do. Come on, no, I wanna hear it. We should get him. We should get him to sing it and do it in that new AI or a program that makes your voice sound good. Yeah, I would have to learn this one. That's literally all I know of it. That would be it La la, la, la, la, la la la. But they do have an AI that makes your voice change to sound like a singer or something They've had. Well, they had it, but now you can get it in the app what's his name? That did the whole thing, where he puts the tube in his mouth and then you sing.
Speaker 1:It was real popular. Oh, I, he'd be like bartender. Remember, he sang that girl song. I don't know. I mean no, yeah, he sang that song, bartender, bartender. Yeah, he would be like he wanted to meet her and take her out, buy me a drink. I'm thinking a different one Buy me a drink. He would out buy me a drink. I'm thinking a different one buy me a drink. He would sing that song. I'm thinking of the rock song. Yeah, you're thinking, yeah, we did that.
Speaker 1:Tiktok rehab, yeah, rehab, yeah, yeah, no, not that one. No, I don't remember. I'm thinking the r&b artist oh, oh, temerland. No, no, no, oh, anyways, anyways, let's move on to your like dislike and learn. This week, really week, billy.
Speaker 1:So mine was like I'll say like learn Okay. So I'm in bed right, sleeping, and I go to roll over from like the left side, right side, so I'm turning towards Kat, right. But she got a little bit closer to me so when I reached over and whipped around I accidentally hit her on the tip of her mouth, like the top lip, like boop, and I was like, oh shit, she's going to bitch, right. She didn't move Right. And then all of a sudden I could see the motion Like you know, you just get the outline because the light was right. I see her like moving her top lip a little bit Like yeah, I was like, and then I started to chuckle because she was like you see her moving her lip, like you know, but it was real.
Speaker 1:Still she starts making the motion like, yeah, yeah, I would just rub the tip on it and see what she does Like every night. Just rub your tip Every night and then watch her lip move Like it's just funny watching your lip move. Honey, I would. I rub the tip. I was thinking I popped her. She opened up. Yeah, she didn't open up. She was like I kind of hit her on it.
Speaker 1:Then I was going to think she'd wake up in the morning and be like I don't know baby. But it was funny because at first I looked at her and she wasn't even I go, nothing, yeah. And I was like, oh shit, she got to yell and then I was like, oh, it didn't wake her up and then all of a sudden she started moving. It Start with a banana, just in case, just in case, just in case. But I was, I was like nervous, and then when I was laughing, you know like cause, then yeah, you start chuckling, chuggling the whole bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, it's moving, and then she's like, then she kind of like started, but did she notice her lip was sore? No, no, I asked her the next morning. Till today, no, no, I asked her the next morning. Until today, no, I asked her. I was like, hey, did you? Is your lip sore? I hit you last night and she goes what you know. Anyways, she was trying to give me a hard time. But once before I hit her, you know, like she wasn't asleep yet and I rolled over, and then, because what I do is I try to flip the bed, yeah, yeah, yeah. And when I go over, my arm is like, and sometimes she moves so close I'd be like we got this whole big bed and she's in the middle and I'm barely on edge. She's trying to be close to you. Yeah, she wants to snuggle, she wants to snuggle, snuggle.
Speaker 1:Are you guys snugglers? No, no, sometimes you forced, no, it's just. Sometimes I don't mind. You know what I mean. Like I don't know, I don't mind touching. You know what I mean. Before sex and then after no, get the fuck away.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to say no, I'm going to say You're a snuggler, though Kind of. I mean not 50-50. 50-50. Like there's some nights. That's what I'm saying. If it's hot, back the fuck away. I don't want your sweat. Yeah, I don't want your cooties on me, sweat ass, but I mean a nice cold, chilly night. I don't mind snuggling up next to somebody. You know what I mean. I'm a heater, me too, especially when I sleep, even if it's a cold night. No, when I used to hunt dude, I'd fall asleep out in the woods. Yeah, just to break my. Because you get that temperature, your breathing and everything slows down and your body heat, my body heat, goes way the fuck up. Mine does too. I wake up sweating Me too, and I'm pulling everything off of me. But no, I'm probably 50-50,.
Speaker 1:Honestly, when I first start out, when we first go to bed, whatever, I don't mind having an arm around her or whatever, but then we'll both turn our separate ways. No, I'm talking like spooning shit. No, I mean in the wintertime I don't mind. I don't mind in the wintertime Until I get hot. Then, once I get hot, it's fine. Once she starts farting on you, yeah, I. Once she starts farting on you, I just don't. Someone else comes flying around on your leg. It smells like tuna in here. Rick Tuna Boat.
Speaker 1:I'm not a big fan of spooning or anything. We got a California King, so I don't even feel I like it that way. We got a California King, so I don't even feel her I like it that way. You have a California King high rise. Yes, it takes a ladder to get up in that. It's funny to watch these two try to. I don't even know. I have to help. I'm grabbing her arm, helping her up.
Speaker 1:We're going to need stairs pretty soon. The older you get, you're going to have to have a ramp. Yeah, a wheelchair ramp. I got this fear For an electric wheelchair going up. It Just dump me off. It'd be like one of them fucking rides. You just sit on the fucking Like, you go up the steps with the chair, like you sit in a wheelbarrow and then when it gets to the top, it just dumps you over.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, how high do you think my bed is? It comes up to my chest. It's the height of probably like a countertop or higher. Yeah, countertop comes to my belly, but a standard countertop it comes up to my chest. Yeah, dude, I don't know, it's got to be even still countertops. Still fucking high. Yeah, 43 inches, yeah, something like that. Yeah, I gotta measure it. Or 34, I want to say it's like 50 inches. Yeah, it's at least 50, you're at least 50 inches, because I and when I stand next to it's right here, he's gonna need one of them. You know how old people get the chair that takes them up the steps. That's what he's going to say. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, he's going to be a little ride, he's going to be like a fucking roller coaster ride for him, and don't, and just don't.
Speaker 1:But I got a fear of like. No, I don't have a fear of height, I have a fear like if my bed's high, then like if a spider comes in, it can't get in my bed because it's so high. Some bitch is up there Because I have such a high bed. I have more of a fear of fucking falling and breaking my arm. Hey, when you get out of bed, you're standing up. Well, yeah, you just turn. Yeah, I just turn. Yeah, I just turn, I'm standing right up. Yeah, bam, I'm, I'm standing up. So you blow your knee because you got dropped so far. Yeah, when I, when I roll out of bed, I'm standing up.
Speaker 1:Here's bobby getting in bed running. Yeah, they got little harnesses on, just so they don't hit the ground too hard. That's because we got to be safety, osha safety, anything over four feet. Skin mark safety, skin mark safety, bob, anything over four feet. I couldn't imagine the skin marks on that fucking sheet. Yeah, sliding off that bed Just a hunk can. A hunk can. It would be. Yeah, a hunk can. I'd have little fucking runways because you couldn't. You're sweating all night long standing out of that. No, you're sliding, so you're sweating all night long. Oh, dude, you'd have fucking little brown marks. They look like fucking blue knots, fucking just sliding down Like a little fucking On the side of the bed. No, not even on the top of the bed, sliding off to the corner.
Speaker 1:My bed is high Tracy's would be like starting from the middle. I can't stop. My bed is so high. That's why I don't stop. My bed is so high. This is why I don't have friends. My bed is so high. It is high. I agree it's high, but we know what's funny. Every bed that we had has been high like that. See, I like mine low.
Speaker 1:I do not like going down. When I get in bed I say I'm in the bed. I've seen you go down a couple times, not in bed. Mine is probably the height of yours because I do the platform beds with the foam. How high is your bed? Two feet, it's a little higher. I'd say it's a little higher. It's up to your knees. It's up to your knees. It's a kneecap. Yeah, my kneecap. Mine's up to my chest. Yeah, because I could sit on it. Yeah, it's my kneecap, like I can sit down, and yeah, no, but when you get off, you're at like sitting in this chair. Yeah, yeah, okay, like a normal chair.
Speaker 1:But that's why we don't have Like a normal fucking bed. That's why we don't have the shit stains or streaks because we stand up. We don't have to, we don't have to slide out like I. Like I know you sleep naked, I do. That's just fucking ball hair and fucking shit rolling right. Okay, just all stuck to their bed, dude. I will never climb in that bed, dude, I guarantee you.
Speaker 1:The last time I fucked, fucked with him I tried climbing in trying to find him, and that's another fucking thing. I tried finding this fucker one time in his bike because he was all pissy and went to bed. Yeah, and dude, his full head was covered and there was not a lump. You could not. It's a big bed. It's like a down blanket of everything. So it just all was level. I'm like I'm like, where the fuck are you? We have feathers everywhere. Yeah, like I, I was just like so it's just feather, shit and pubic hair everywhere. It's so soft. You could climb in there and you'd be tarred and feathered. Well, we had it. I'm just shitting feathers. He's just a wrong tar. It's just me fucking shitting feathers, dude, fucking, just stuck to you everywhere. I couldn't do it. I could not fucking do it.
Speaker 1:We had Ashley come over and she loves sleeping in my bed. She said it's the most comfortable bed in the world. Until she hears this episode. The next time I see her I'll be like did you sleep naked in there? You have pink eye. You might want to reconsider next time.
Speaker 1:Hey Bob, did she wash the sheets after she stayed there? We wash them before someone comes and after. Okay, I was just curious about the streaks. But what about during? We wash them every two days. They're coming.
Speaker 1:There's all kinds of them in that one. They probably seep through and they're actually on the bed. The feathers we got feathers below and top. Why is this one so crunchy? Why do the feathers get all sticky so bad? No, how come it smells like, it sounds like snap crackle pop every time I turn. Why does it stick it to my back? Yeah, it's like Rice Krispies. Now I don't understand. It's like that bad sock I had. Oh my, sorry.
Speaker 1:So what's your dislike? My learn is never bring out my bed again. My learn is I'll wear underwear when I sleep. That's strange. At least silky ones, so they slide right off. When I wear my underwear, I get a wedgie every time I get up. That's why you're skid mark bob. Oh, safety bar. Anyways, my dislike and learn for this week runway.
Speaker 1:I don't like my nicknames, guys. Oh my all right, so we do. I want another one of these. Uh, we will, let me get through mine. I was, uh, my, like, mine's, like, I won 88 bucks.
Speaker 1:Um, oh, the first three weeks of golf. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, and I'm hoping to win this week. Me too, me too, yeah, no, because we had that good hole. We eagled it, so maybe get a good skin on it. Yeah, oh yeah, that might, yeah, we might have it on three. No, you guys had eight On a par three. On a par three, we could not get over that water. But today we had that water hole and that was worse than at yeah, but it was so high it really wouldn't have mattered, but you got shot way past.
Speaker 1:So I don't understand it. Is it just a? It's a mental thing. It's a mental thing. It's a mental thing Because you see it straight across. I just see it in front of me going oh fuck, oh fuck, I'm going to go in the water. He sees it in front of him and he keeps playing them balls. I like the water. I see it on fucking hole one. Here we go in the water. You know what I mean, because today we played a hole that was par three, but it was higher. It was a 50 foot drop elevation over the pond, yeah, but you killed it way over.
Speaker 1:But I, I was able to put it up in the air and over, right, yeah, I like to try to jesus balls, just skip them across. Yeah, a hundred. He almost did it last week. I almost did. Yeah, I saw that, and then they tried to blame it on me because I was watching them. No, you were creeping, you weren't watching. Yeah, there's a big difference between standing there he was creeping. There's a big difference between you standing there going all right, guys, you got this and just peeping around a bush going.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to interrupt your game. Hey, little kid, you want a golf ball? He was over there. All I heard was this you want to come hold my putter? You want to play with my little? What's up? Big Ol' Bobby Day, do you need a golf lesson? I'll stand behind you and hold your club.
Speaker 1:It's all in the hips. What's poking me? It's all in the hips. Look, just swing like I do. What's poking me? It's all in the hips. Look, just swing like I do. What's poking me? Oh, that's just my teeth. That is my teeth. Let me switch pockets. Whatever, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1:No, you were creepy that day. Yeah, you were. I was just trying not to disturb you guys. We only could see your hide. You were peeking behind a fucking bush dude, yeah, like looking at us and like peeking hiding. Well, you guys are about to hit. I didn't want to interrupt your game. I didn't want to interrupt us, like that doesn't interrupt us at all. I have a hard time with the 17 guys on one staring at me. And then I got my best friend going hey, hey, hey, I'm looking at you. I know you fucked this hole up every fucking time. And then they fucked it up. We did, we did badly. So did you see that screen going like that? Yeah, it shifted, yeah, but anyway, time for new equipment.
Speaker 1:We are not going to rate these yet. We're going to rate them. We're going to do it after two of them, just to make sure they're good. Yeah, yes, to make sure they're good, yeah, yes. So we're going to take a quick break and go grab another ice cold, uh, no, cold, no. Cow breezy, tropical juice it's no, it's no ca. No ca, no ca. Oh, I added l. Yeah, it's a pineapple, cranberry and coconut. Now I think these things are going to be hard to find everywhere for our listeners, but they should be out there and if you find them if we're finding them in ohio you should be able to find them in other places. They're very good, I do. I do like them, yeah and uh.
Speaker 1:So if you could find the um, the other one, the teas, the no, uh, I know we got the lemonade living lemonade, and those actually have, I think, four flavors in them. Oh well, that was a 12 pack with, yeah, four different flavors, three of each. Well, I would try. Well, I would try that one. So we'll try that one. I'm not a huge lemonade fan. I like lemonade. That's why I was like, eh, we'll go with this, but they have like a mango and a couple other flavors. They didn't have peach or even a lot, probably. All right, go grab an ice-cold beer, we'll. Thank you. Welcome back.
Speaker 1:I hope you got your ice cold breezy and this is the second one. It's delicious, I'd buy it away. He said breezy. I'm just thinking of Bobby's shit stain underwear, breezy. I don't have underwear, I free ball it. That's even worse. That's even worse. His jeans, just that sew spot. No, I wear underwear. Just that fucking crease, you know, like cat teeth, and that little brown hole right there, not.
Speaker 1:Anyways, we're doing one show and we're going to do Breezy. We're sticking with the tropical juice. We are trying to get some other different flavors from this company. We want to see what we rate these and everything. I'm pretty excited about this one, though. Are we just going to rate them now? Might as well, Because we already had it on. It's called hard tropical juice. I don't know what to put this under. I don't know what category, but I'm a 10 all day long. I was going to do a 10, but then I'm scared about their lemonades and their tea. That might be weaker. They might be more bitter with lemonade mixed. 're gonna have to like categorize all these. These are out in. These are good though. I mean this is I'm with rick. It's non-carbonated, so I'm not getting a belly full like I'm not filling up. You know, I don't feel bloated. I don't feel any, I don't. I don't feel anything, but maybe a little bit of a buzz because they're 8%. I still feel my six-pack. Yeah, absolutely yeah, me too. Well, I feel my beer ball. A lot of people don't know what a beer ball was. That was the 80s, just has a very big pump on it, very tiny pumps, anyways, you both give it a 10. I, I'm gonna have to give it a 10 as well. I was gonna leave a room like give it a nine, I know, but just because I don't know what those other two are gonna taste like the lemon, the lemonade, the living lemon, and then also might be tens too, yeah, or the turn turn tea. You know what I mean? What if they're all tens, then it could be, then we're given no cow. Whatever. Is this a trust me? Trust me, drink it. Oh yeah, I would say yes. I say yes, and it's adjacent. I didn't hear that. I don't remember playing that. Did you play the music? I don't remember playing the music. Because here's the thing is if you're out at the, you take this to a pool party. You give this to your daughter and be like, hey, try this. She'd be like dude, I give this to an eight-year-old Like, get in the van. She'd be like, okay, okay, but it's a trust me. Trust me, you got to go out and try it. Try it once If you like. I don't know, we described it well. It tastes like Do, tastes like the, the, what do you call it a pina pina colada? I don't get it as much, I get more of a the coconut joint. Yeah, tropical drink, yeah, well, to me that's what a pina colada, to me it's kind of what. I think it's like a tropical coconut pineapple yeah, you know what I mean. It's like a, just a tropical drink. So you know what might scare uh, people off is because the calories, nah, yeah, but you're getting potassium, yeah, yeah, I know. So here's when it's gluten-free, yeah, yeah. So here's what I like to do it's 40% juice, fruit and give, pour in a glass and just give it to cat to try that she can't read it, yeah, yeah, yeah, because they they're scared of calories and then they want to see the the can, right, yeah, you know, but I do that. I pour it in there. I did that with the chomp chomp, with the berry poured in the glass and gave it to her. I even got my mother-in-law to try, really that she said that was the first beer she ever had. Really. She said that didn't taste like a beer. Yeah, that's not a beer. I would not consider that a beer. That's like just pulp. Yeah, with alcohol, I poured some for her. It's a smoothie. Yeah, it's a smoothie with alcohol. I poured some and she was like stop, stop, stop. And I was like, okay, I put a little splash in there. I gave it to her and she was like, oh, oh, oh, that's pretty good. And then she'd be like, oh, can I get a little more, right? So her and Kat split the drink and Kat was like that was good. I want to try the peach. I want to try the peach. Is it just peach, just full on peach? He's getting all excited. I can't remember. Is it like a peach mango type thing? I'm thinking ice cream. We'll find it later. I'm thinking ice cream. We'll find it later. I'm thinking like ice cream. It might be peach vanilla. Yeah, like, put ice cream in it. I'm thinking full-on dessert Dessert. He's already coming over. What is it? Creme boulon. When you Creme boulon, yeah, don't you like that on fire and shit. Yeah, like, don't you like that on fire and shit. Yeah, you get the sugar on top of your crispy, but it's more of a custard. Do that with the alcohol? Burn off the alcohol. No, I'm going to burn all the alcohol. Give me a glass. Just be a pudding. Custard, custard. Do you guys have any jokes this week. I don't have any here. I just looked up a couple just because, oh my, oh, my, no, I did. We're at 49 minutes. I just did dad jokes, oh, okay, okay. So what do you call a fake noodle, I don't know. Impasta, impasta, impasta. This is where we're going tonight. People, I knew that one. This is where we're going. I knew that one. This is where we're going tonight. Oops, sorry, how do you make a tissue dance? Blow into it, put a little boogie in it. Uh, come on. No, that's gross. What is a funny mountain called A? What Funny mountain? What is a funny mountain called, I don't know, fun mountain? Hilarious, come on, we're being nice and clean. Nothing's getting cut out tonight. We're waiting. No, yeah, we are 50's getting cut out tonight. Yeah, we're waiting. No, yeah, we are 50 minutes. Here it comes. What do you call a song about a tortilla? A tortilla, tortilla, tortilla. Oh, enchilada, a rap. Come on, guys, jump on here. Oh my God, this is is funny shit. Comedy hour right here. Yeah, where do pirates buy hooks? Hardware store? Come on the second hand store. Oh, that's funny. Alright, that's enough. You wanna do? I do have. I do have one more. Alright, do one more, I got one more for you. This isn't really 51 minutes. There it was. I knew it it's coming. No, this isn't really a joke, but it was the funniest fucking thing I think I heard in a long time from a kid at work. We were all standing outside and we were talking about the geese, the Canadian geese. Oh yeah, he was just out of nowhere, dude. He was like fuck them, cobra chickens, cobra chickens, yeah, cobra chickens, because think about it, it's like their necks, they're like fucking. I was like dude, that's fucking hilarious. It's a fucking cobra. It's like a dumb body with a cobra head. I'm like dude, that's fucking funny, because I got surrounded by them today coming across the parking lot. Oh yeah, they have all their babies, yeah. So I was walking through four families going from one building to the other. Yeah, and they won't mess with you if you don't mess with them, correct? And I wasn't Like, I was just walking, but it was just a couple were splitting that way, a couple were splitting this way. Like I thought I was in like the West Side Store getting ready to fucking get ganked. We're doing a gang fight here. We're all dancing Like hey, here we go. We're all dancing like here we go, you're going to lose that one. Oh yeah, oh, fuck yeah, I've been kicking fucking All right bastards. I got steel toes on. You've been kicking ducks oh, I've been kicking shit All right Things. They don't teach you in school. Okay, you guys, ready for this one. That's a good one. This one I did not know. But can a man get breast cancer? Yes, yes, that is correct. Yes, that is most common in men of age 67. Look out, rick, 67. I just have a birthday. I got a couple years. I just for a couple years. If you were to weigh all the food that you eat in your lifetime, how much would that weigh? Holy fuck, you eat in your lifetime. How much would that weigh? Holy fuck that. I don't even know. I, I could not put it. Oh, my god, you couldn't say approximately 50 ton. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which freezes faster? Hot or cold water? Oh, hot, that is correct, hot. How many rolls of toilet paper does one person use in a year? What is with these questions? I guess 320 rolls. No, no, wait, wait, there's 365. What the hell are you? I use one roll every time I get out of bed. You're saying one person? One person, that's a sheet. You didn't ask how many sheets you go through or how many times you wash your bedding 365. How many times you got to change them? 365 days, 365 days, every time I slide in, slide out of my bed. Bobby said he used to roll 12 every day and it still ain't clean. It's just 132 rolls. Oh shit, no, now wait a minute. Just one person. One person. I can't. I'm going to say Toilet paper hour 83. 50. I was going to say 53, because there's 57 weeks in a year. You're thinking one a week, one a week. Yeah, I mean, that's basically what I go, depends what you get, but mine I buy the like double, a double, one ply. You like a finger. So most of the time I just got to wash my hands so I make a roll last like two weeks, I'm more just scraping it out Fingernels. That's why I keep them small. Okay, can a boxer with a beard compete in the Olympics? Yes, no, no, beards and mustaches are forbidden because they actually soften the bone. Yeah, because they make them slide off. Yep, that's why you see them. Slap a contest. You have to be clean-shaped. You got to be clean-shaped Because you get a fair advantage. Yeah, because if it's smooth. If it's wet, you're going to slide right off. Oh, yeah, you would slide off Absolutely, and especially with a boxing glove. Yeah, it's kind of rubber, whatever it is. Yeah, does a gallon of water and a gallon of ice weigh the same? No, no, which is heavier ice? Yes, water, damn it. A gallon of water? Where you were thinking about it, I was, I was good, but the answer is no. And a gallon of water weighs more? Yeah, well, you would honestly think the ice, because it expands. It expands, but it it's still more. It's volume. It's volume. Yeah, right, it's yeah. Yeah, it's weird, but what is the total number of people that have ever lived on earth? Oh, my gosh, oh, I don't know more than one. One hundred and five billion, sure, yeah, okay, I. More than $105 billion? Sure, yeah, okay, I believe you. How do we know that? What percentage of couples prefer to sleep together at night? What? What percentage of couples prefer to sleep together at night? Like it depends, though, because we were talking about no, together in the same bed? Yeah, that's the thing. That also depends, though, too, because older couples don't like to. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like I know plenty, like my parents don't. You know what I mean the older you get, the older you get, yeah, so that's going to change every year. So I'm going to say, out of the $105 billion, 75%, 75%, where do you get it? I'm going to say 65%, 87%. I want to ask you a quick question while we're going on that it didn't mean to interrupt you, billy. Remember when we used to watch TV, like I don't know, leave it to Beaver. They always slept in separate beds. The parents? Oh, that's because the TV show just didn't want to, right, yeah, oh, but I was thinking that was the best idea ever. That was the baby boomer type. Yeah, error, but I thought it was the best idea ever. You get your bed, you get a bed and you got a little table in between. That's why they made a king in a California game. California, billy, I could turn sideways. A high rise, a high rise, it's like 20 feet off the ground. But they did. I mean the size of a king, because you figure them beds back in. Let's say, leave it to beaver. They were single Twins. They were twins. You couldn't even roll over without falling off. But wouldn't it be nice to have twin beds? No, I'm with Rick. I know what you're saying I don't mind not cuddling, but I like to reach over and feel, well, I do too. I reach over and make sure, or hit her in the mouth. Maybe I'm not cuddling, but like you want to know that you want to be in the same space, right? Yeah, like my foot's touching her. Well, actually, I had to take my leg and I had to kick it way over to feel it. Yeah, you're probably sleeping fucking vertical by the time it's done. I had to reach and then half the time I'm like, oh, she's not there. She got up. Yeah, like I'll put my mushroom print on her forehead. Yeah, mushroom print on her forehead. I'm like that. I roll over and I hit her in the ass. Oh, there it is. It's too close. Let me roll back over. That's a couple feet away. You know my bad. You can't feel anybody getting in and out. I like to roll back over so I don't fall out. You what? I like to roll back over so I don't fall out. Yeah, like a little kickstand. Keeps me there, keeps you there, keeps you out of the red. Alright, so it's my favorite time again. It's going to be story time. Welcome. We got a new club tonight. It just opened. Another reason to drink. The reason is another reason to drink because our strippers aren't that hot, so you might as well get drunk. Welcome to another reason to drink. Another reason to drink Strip club. What just happened, I don't know. It felt like I got poked in the butt. No, another reason to drink. Everybody's gay here. That's why you drink. The Google Gosses come on All right. So this week's question I pulled it out of the box, thank you. How many five-year-olds could you fight off before being overwhelmed? Five-year-olds, five-year-olds, I'm going to go a couple hundred At a time. If a couple hundred, a hundred, I mean like if it was in waves, no, no, if it was in waves, freaking 55-year-olds came at you just with freaking knives and shit, or a hundred, I say a good 50. I say a good 50. Because I guarantee you you kick one in the head, three more behind, it's going down, oh, yeah, and then the rest of them are crying. You know what I mean. Yeah, I would say you know what I'm saying. You start hurting a five-year-old, the other five-year-old's going. If you're like, but they're coming out with you knives and shit, I say good, I want to say good, until you get overwhelmed. I'm hoping, I'm hoping a good 50. I can take a good 50 out. Anyhow, he's got 100. I love 100. Kids come after him. He'd be shitting his pants. I would literally just sit there and do like a ballet fucking spin around with my steel toe. Just kick, just kick. I would literally just sit there and do like a ballet fucking spin around with my steel toe, woo Woo, just kick, just kick, kick, kick, yeah, right, but like I mean, I guess, if they're you know, some five-year-olds are big, yeah, that's fine, I was a big five-year-old. What about 10-year-olds? No, I'd be fucked. Yeah, no, I'd be fucked. Yeah, 50, 10-year-olds, like 20 of them, that'd be hard, that'd be hard. Five-year-old, I'm thinking five-year-olds, like you trip one, yeah, and then like five more behind are going out. You could just take your hand and push yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. But do you see those gangs, like in foreign countries and stuff, where they get a 13 year old? Yeah, yeah, they're eight to 13. Yeah, and they're just overwhelmed, overwhelmed, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. But how many could you take of them? No, like I, I try, I try my hardest, like I don't know, I don't know. I think I could take 10, 10 year olds, I believe that I I could see that Because I'd be throwing elbows, fists, fucking punches. They wouldn't know. They don't know how to do anything. It just depends on if they got little fucking jabbers you know what I mean. If they got knives and fucking, or they're just attacking you, if they're just running at me with nothing, yeah, and thinking they're going to overwhelm me, forget it. No, fuck you. You could probably take 20, right, even a 10-year-old you could slap hard enough. Yeah, how many 10-year-olds could you do, do I mean on a good candy night? No, how many could do it? I would say I would give myself good odds at 20. 20 of them at one time, at one time. What about you Five-year-olds? You make a, you make a, you make a couple cry. They start second guessing. Five-year-olds, I think, would be easier because you could just spin around smacking them and you, so I would say it would be like one smack and then 50, 60. You could just, you could pretty much just make a fist and just start punching them all. Yeah, what about 10-year-olds? 10-year-olds would be a little bit different. Let's say 20 to 25, maybe. Yeah, that would be. Yeah, I'm about in that same. I agree on 5-year-olds. It depends how aggressive you guys are, the 10-year-olds. When I've seen those videos and there's only like, but people aren't, 10 to 15, they're not. But I would be fucking, see they. People aren't aggressive, they just go. But I'd be like pow, pow, pow. Oh no, if you're attacking me, I'm gonna fuck them. No, I, I like full-on, fuck you. Dude, I would be biting if you were in a foreign country and all these kids came up. These little, this little finger comes up in my eye. No, fuck you, that little finger will be gone, dude. One bite off a 10-year-old finger. Think about that, dude. They'll go. Your teeth will go right through that bone. Yes, they will. Yeah, you know what I mean. And that little kid's going to go, ah, and then the other five are going to go. Holy fuck, he just bit his finger off. Yeah, that guy's a psycho. He's squirting blood everywhere. You could probably take off I. I think I could probably do 20, maybe 10 years. You gotta be aggressive, like where you see, you gotta be really they're, they're, they're like. I seen those videos and they just run around the corner and, like this guy and this woman are just well, they catch them off guard, then that's a cut me off, but they caught me off guard and trying to grab my wallet and shit. I'm going to be throwing punches. They don't even throw punches, no, yeah, that's the thing, though, and they're so close you can literally just lift your leg up and you're hitting what? Three kids in the fucking balls. Oh, yeah, easy, you know what I mean. They're 10-year-olds, granted, they're going to be like eh, whatever, it's a small target to hit. Dude, I'd be hitting elbow and fist. I would be fucking kicking, bud hitting, I would be kicking, fucking. I would probably lay on my back and just fucking fling. Yeah, it would hurt them that bad. You know what I mean. Yeah, it would get them away. Yeah, you know what I mean Because you're an adult. Yeah, you've got more, 10 times more strength than them. Oh, yeah, definitely, you know what I mean. You'd be able to just flail, flail, just flail. I am running out of stripper names, so I need someone's help. So I need people that listen to the show. Send me names like Bubblegum, whatever, cherry, cherry. There you go. There's two right there you just came up with. You know, you should do names after the beers we've been doing. Oh Like, welcome to the stage. Oh, let's do this one. Let's do Breezy. Breezy's on the stage one. She'll got a lot of breeze down there. So be careful, guys. Depends what Breezy. She loves it when she flaps that money. Oh sorry, I didn't know she got off the stage. That was just afterwards. Breezy, let's see. You should do it off the drinks I should. Tonight is Shiner Cheer. Welcome to the stage. Cheer her on. She's got a Shiner. She's got a Shiner Cheer. Welcome to the stage. Cheer her on. She's got a shiner. She's got a shiner. She don't shut up. She tastes like peaches and pecans With a little cherry. She lost that a while ago. Peaches and pecans. She got nuts or peaches. She got nut in her peach. Ew, I ain't touching that. No, she's a Tommy boy. Here's what it is. You eat that peach. It tastes like pecans, it tastes like nut. You got all her nuts and eat that peach. But I mean you could easily do something like that. All right, I'll do it in beer hands. Isn't that funny? Because breezy is funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. What's you guys? Another reason to drink this week. Oh shit, you just sprung that one on us. You know what? Didn't know that one was coming. One thing it's been cooler out. It has Kind of like the cooler weather, but I do like the warmer days. I ain't going to lie. But the cool nights are nice it is. But until you forget to shut your windows, yeah, and then you wake up freezing. And then you wake up and I woke up freezing and had to take a shower at 3.30 this morning. I'm like holy fuck. I thought about turning the heaters on. I almost did last night. I was like, oh, holy fuck, dude, like I didn't want to get in the shower. I'm like holy See, we've been dropping down in like 45, 55. It was 47 on my way to work. Yeah, it was fucking cold. But when you, because we have our windows open, because it gets like 79 during the day, it's that perfect weather. It's that perfect weather. It's perfect weather. Yeah, it's like the jacket. Your houses don't get really that hot. You save a lot of energy. Yes, oh, absolutely yeah, because you're not riding heat or anything, my air conditions are nothing. Yet, oh, fuck, yeah, I like that. Right Damn, run my air conditions. One motherfucker is heavy. Yeah, christian's gonna help. I spit my beer out on that one. He helps you every year he does. He's the local helper around that time. So what's your another reason to drink this week, rick? I'm getting some overtime. That's a good thing. Your pump's working. What else Pump's working, especially my hand pump, I don't know. Overall, I've had a good week, so I'm not complaining about anything and it's just been a good week. It's been a cooler week, it's been nice. My golf game has been on fucking point no Some days. Every other hole, every 17th hole, one hole a game. So other than that, yeah, it's been a good week. Actually, mine is you already said it Nicer weather. I know I was just about to. Anyways, mine is that the fact we've been able to golf more. Yeah, we have. I do like golf Six times in a week. I mean, I'm not going to lie, I don't mind spending time with you guys and you know it's been nice that we've went out to a couple of different courses and shit like that. But I swear to God I'm getting worse. Well, practice makes perfection. Yeah, but like so, if you take that to jerk off standards, have you got better since you were 15? Yes, I just came a lot quicker. That's the problem. And now it's bent to the right. Fuck, I don't understand. And now all I do is slice to the right and fucking don't go as far. So it's the same thing. Dude, you should have played golf when you were younger. I can't last as long and it all goes to the right. I don't understand Stupid golf. Another reason to drink is I'm actually looking forward to this summer. I think it's going to be a great summer. So that's because you get a lot of time off. Oh, yeah, you get a month off. Yeah, no, you, you think I got it back. Christian was gonna texas tonight. He didn't, but he's gonna texas. I wasn't gonna make it to the show tonight, guys, but I have to work in 83 days from now. That's what he's going to text us. This is what we get from here on out. I'm glad that I don't wear shorts the whole year. I'm glad that I've fucked with him enough that he doesn't do that, because normally he was going to text it and I said I don't know, reg will get mad. Normally, like dude, usually his first week, I get a beer at like 10, 11 o'clock every day, but I only have 83 more days to go. But he was going to text. I was. I'm going to make it. I can't make it to the show because I got to work in 83 more days. So we always get it. We get every year. But you know what the best day is? When he goes back to work. Oh, that's fucking awesome. We just take the day off the next day just to say, fuck you, put a beer on it. I'm going to, I'm going to Take it off. We've never had, we've never done it. We always talk about it. Yeah, we always talk about it. I'm going to do it this year. Yeah, I'm going to, like the day he goes back, sit in his front yard. I'm going to sit in his front yard while he's pulling away and just fucking sit there with a beer In shorts. Six in the morning, motherfucker, yep, in shorts. Here we go In shorts. Oh, it's nice, it's August. Bye buddy. So we got to do that. What do we got here? All right, we got to get back on track. So we're going to get into what does Rick do? Another day, another day, I could not think of it. Another day, we only did one drink. We did one drink Breezy. Breezy. She's on stage. Two no car, no car. Two no car, no car. No, it's not. No, no cow, there's no, yeah, I'm gonna say it's no good. Tropical juice. It's pretty good. This shit is good. It is 40 real juice, eight percent. No, tranny, you know it's got a big ass eight on it too. Yeah, yeah, they made sure that you see that there's no sweeteners, gluten-free electrolytes, protein. No bubbles, no bubbles. So bubbles off the stage Because we Got breezy, because breezy blew her off and the bubbles blew away. No, it was very good. We're going to go a 10 on this. It was a 10. Oh, we didn't do the music. Empty cans everywhere. Honestly, we always say a good pool, it's a summer drink, it's a summer drink, get it All day, every day. They only do come in eight packs. Yes, we did figure that out, we figured that out, figured it out, figured, and they're only the size of McUltra. Yeah, so you guys, try them out. Honestly, I would say, try them out For sure, trust us. I would say, try them out For sure, trust us, I would do. I'm going to get the lemons next, the lemonades next, and hopefully we find the teas. Yes, if we find the teas, we expect millions. Yes, and also, I have to say the problem with this is it's just got to touch the right group. It has to get out there. Little kids are special. Yes, it's got fruit juice in it, 40%. They advertise like when you buy a kid's drink or something, 40% juice. No, they only have 20%. This has got 40%. This is going to be sold in schools. New at the primary 40% juice, breezy, 40% juice. All right, you guys got any last thoughts? God bless you. Don't drink and drive, be safe, everybody. See you next week. Boo Boo, thank you.