B-Day!

S5-E23, Can beer tasting turn into an adventure? Discover the surprising flavors of Edmund's Oats Brewing Company's sour guava with tangerines and the refreshing blonde ale "Something Cold" as we dive into a hilarious session of beer critiques and light-hearted banter. Join Bobby as he recounts his unexpected brewery discovery during a military trip, and stay tuned for a series of jokes about doctor visits and camping trips that will have you laughing out loud.

June 6th holds special significance, and not just because it's our birthdays! We reflect on the historical importance of D-Day, sharing personal stories about our grandfathers' roles in WWII and marveling over unique memorabilia like an old Harley Davidson motorcycle. The conversation veers into an intriguing discussion about the "Ghost Army," a clever WWII tactic involving decoy tanks and mannequins, before lightening up with tales of creating custom stickers on iPhones and a wild, alcohol-fueled golf tournament.

This episode wraps up with a mix of humor and nostalgia. We rate our beers, ponder their seasonal suitability, and dive into funny conversations about new pets, creative stage names, and personal weight goals. From jokes about personal grooming mishaps to planning future golf outings and family reunions, this episode is packed with laughter, camaraderie, and a little bit of history. Tune in for a fun-filled journey through beer tasting, historical anecdotes, and everyday hilarity.

Transcript

Speaker 2 0:30

welcome back to another reason, drink. I'm your host, bobby, with my two co-hosts, princess rick, in the house. I didn't say it.

Speaker 3 0:40

You fuckers keep saying it yeah, I keep trying not to say it, but you fuckers keep saying it.

Speaker 2 0:44

Bobby says it all the time. I know it's part of his. In the house, in the house, in the house, in my ass, scoot, scoot, scoot, scoot, whatever, go ahead, go ahead. Skidmark Bob, get off the bed. Get off the bed. Why don't you start the show? Hey, this is your host, skidmark Bob.

Speaker 1 1:09

That's not my nickname.

Speaker 3 1:11

It's switched.

Speaker 2 1:12

You guys don't even have a nickname.

Speaker 3 1:14

You don't even have to say Skidmark Bob, you can just go. My name is my name is what?

Speaker 2 1:23

That's a better. My ass is clean. That's a better.

Speaker 2 1:31

My ass is clean from the sheets Tonight we're going to do two beers from Charleston, South Carolina, Edmund's Oats Brewing Company. We have a first off. We're going to do a sour guava with tangerines, and this is 5.5%. Next, we're going to do a sour guava with tangerines, and this is 5.5%. Next we're going to do a blonde from them it's called Something Cold, and this one's 5%. I'm looking forward to it. They had a lot of brews. I'll give it back history. I went to Charleston, South Carolina, for a military event and when I was downtown they had this brewery.

Speaker 3 2:06

Bobby's like oh shit event and when I was downtown they had this brewery and then they're probably like oh shit, I knew bobby was gonna like this.

Speaker 2 2:10

So much holy shit. Should you put it in a glass? No, bobby's like I ain't getting through this.

Speaker 3 2:16

Whoa, I taste the tangerine yeah actually it's pretty good I like it, I like. I'm telling you right now like I knew bob was just gonna be like a sour face, like oh, but watch if you keep drinking it my eyes are twitching, I know like it like it's gonna be like the doctor's office. I like the tangerine you didn't like it at first, but but now you're making an appointment every two weeks. Use your fist, no Use your fist. I think I feel it growing. Check my ass again.

Speaker 2 2:59

Come on doctor.

Speaker 1 3:01

Whatever, I can't wait until you guys get one.

Speaker 3 3:03

I'm going to let you know I'm the same way. I can't wait till you guys get one, I ain't going to let you know I'm the same way I'm kidding hey where you at, Bill, Sorry guys. I got to go out of town for a couple days.

Speaker 2 3:13

I'm going camping he is If you wake up with your ass hurting. Can you tell?

Speaker 3 3:21

anybody.

Speaker 1 3:22

No Want to go camping. I already fell for that trick once Fucking Boy Scout leader.

Speaker 3 3:27

All three of them, damn. Okay, we're starting off strong. Here we go, all three of them.

Speaker 1 3:37

It's all going to go downhill from here people Go ahead, Tune us out now.

Remembering D-Day, Birthday, and History

Speaker 2 3:42

Nope, never, never mind. Today is uh me and uh billy's birthday it is happy birthday.

Speaker 3 3:50

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 3:51

You know, june 6, june 6, d-day eight years from um d-day d-day. You know, I was thinking about that. If you subtract our age, I ain't gonna put our age out there, but if you subtract our age, the the um, a lot of people were alive during g-day yeah you know when. Every time it was fresh in their heads, probably still right.

Speaker 3 4:12

I mean not fresh, fresh, but but a lot of people are over 100, okay, sorry, yeah, did you guys see the whole, the whole, mr president no over in france today.

Speaker 2 4:23

No, I didn't see.

Speaker 3 4:25

He turned around Like they were doing Like a ceremony Whatever they were playing, I forget, I don't know what they were playing. They were playing some song, whatever. He turned around and started staring At all the guys, yeah, and nobody else Knew what to do. He had four people Standing next to him.

Speaker 2 4:43

Yeah.

Speaker 3 4:44

Like his wife and like two other people. He turned around like he turned around and like he like turned around but didn't salute him or anything, oh, but just turned around, stared at him. They're probably like, and then all the other, like the other three, were standing looking out in the audience and they were like, um, okay, so they turned around.

Speaker 2 5:05

So they all turned around just to make him look like he wasn't, like he wasn't yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 5:10

It was kind of sad.

Speaker 2 5:11

I was just like wow and then he probably did some circles, yeah he did a hokapoki like.

Speaker 3 5:20

I seen one guy in the audience like saluting. He didn't even salute him. You know what I mean. He didn't turn around and salute.

Speaker 2 5:27

Yeah, right, thank you. Thank you would do that. Yeah, you know what I mean. Thank you for your service. Then I would have got it.

Speaker 3 5:33

Then I would have understood.

Speaker 1 5:34

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 5:35

But no, he just stood around, he just turned around and just kind of just his face oh, that's why they didn't want to show it does my milky come in my cookies and I get the ice cream it's not time.

Speaker 2 5:53

Yeah, I didn't see that you know, yeah, but I don't know, I heard it was bad. And then the post uh, a new york post had an article about how he's been fallen down in the white house and stuff. Okay, we, we're not going to get into that?

Speaker 3 6:06

I don't know, that was funny to me.

Speaker 2 6:08

But I heard I mean I've seen that the good thing is they said that there was a lot of people that got old motorcycles.

Speaker 3 6:15

There was like an old Harley Davidson. Oh yeah, it was like gifts no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 6:20

World War II, harley Davidson.

Speaker 3 6:22

That showed up there, the World War II Harley.

Speaker 2 6:23

Davidson the vehicles. And they were surprised I don't know why the Harley Davidson stuck out, but it must be a classic one that they were like, wow, look this Harley Davidson. It's probably something they rode Like someone had it and they didn't realize they had it. And then they were in the parade Like whoa, look at that. They said something like 30 of them were actually on the landing. Wow, you know of the rest of the people. Because some people were in the back. You know, on the ships.

Speaker 3 6:50

That's what my grandfather was, you know. I mean he was part of the cleanup crew, kind of yeah.

Speaker 2 6:57

Yeah, and actually that reminds me that you have that water.

Speaker 3 7:02

Oh, that canteen from World War II. He carried it, yeah, so that's pretty cool it actually is a neat piece of absolutely history.

Speaker 2 7:11

But yeah, 80 years on that and it's our birthday. So a lot of people remember our birthday because you know they said the whole um, uh, the whole planning was done on one sheet of piece of paper. That he Really, yeah, the whole D-Day, the whole D-Day planning, the general.

Speaker 3 7:34

I just seen too that D-Day didn't really like. There's a bunch of D-Days, correct.

Speaker 2 7:40

Yes, that's just a common nickname.

Speaker 3 7:42

It's just a common nickname for uh invasion yes, yeah, basically yeah, which I was like oh, that's kind of I thought d-day was something special operation for that yeah yeah but it wasn't but when they, when you think of someone, says d-day, you think of what?

Speaker 2 7:57

yeah, normandy yeah yep, yeah, and I, I'm actually reading a book on it. So no, me and billy were supposed to go visit it.

Speaker 3 8:04

Yes, that would be cool, dude, that would be cool.

Speaker 2 8:07

Yeah, they have a tour over there. It's called Banner Brothers.

Speaker 3 8:13

Oh, and they take you to the places. You kind of reenact it.

Speaker 2 8:14

Yeah, you go to a different place and, oh man, I want to do that.

Speaker 1 8:17

Yeah, that'd be cool that, that bucket list.

Speaker 2 8:23

And I want to do it with Bobby and Rick.

Speaker 3 8:26

I would love to do that. I would love to do that.

Speaker 2 8:30

Come on, you pissed a motherfucking lamb.

Speaker 3 8:34

I can see where you're going, Bob. I can just follow your trail. A little skid mark everywhere you go.

Speaker 2 8:45

And he's got an odor. Fuck you guys. My ass is clean as a whistle.

Speaker 3 8:51

Look like a dog dragging his ass fucking across the grass.

Ghost Army Tactics and Sticker Fun

Speaker 3 8:56

It is Now we're at. But now I did just hear I guess this is this will be my learn this week what you're like, dislike and learn. This will be my learn this week, which I didn't know this, I guess the documents here. This will be my learn this week, all right. Okay, what's your dislike and learn? All right, this will be my learn this week, which I didn't know this. I guess the documents just came out, probably 20 years ago, whatever, but there was a ghost fleet of army men, of just artists and engineers and stuff that they actually made like turned jeeps into tanks.

Speaker 1 9:27

They didn't you know what I?

Speaker 3 9:28

mean they just artists, like just made it look like a tank, yeah, and from far away it looked like it looked like a tank and actually fucking. They made a whole army one time and south africa they did that well, no, this was for germany.

Speaker 3 9:43

Yeah, it was right after D-Day. That's why they were talking about D-Day and everything. This was during that whole thing, and they actually made a whole army one time and the Germans started bombing that army and let the real army come around and fucking flank them, and that's how they ended up fucking winning that battle, yeah, yeah wow, yeah, I was like that's kind of crazy, like I guess that yeah, the documents just got released, and like there was a couple guys still alive, oh that was part of that group.

Speaker 3 10:15

They were part of that group. They were on the news. Yeah, oh wow, they were he was talking about. I was like and they showed pictures of it like just literally like sheets painted green over a fucking cardboard tube that made it look like a tank, damn, from far away right, I mean back then they couldn't do the people though? Just mannequins, oh man, just mannequins, and fucking dressed them up and fucking army, fucking whatever, and just yeah, it was kind of crazy, but they put their attention that way, yeah, yeah you could put them in like a foxhole and you wouldn't be able to tell you know.

Speaker 3 10:50

So yeah, yeah, I mean, I'm not saying, they were down there fucking moving.

Speaker 2 10:53

It was like a diversion right. But guy with his hand up his ass like, oh, all these mannequins, a big stick like moving it, oh well, you'd probably. You remember how you get them. Uh, people, that they'll be in the middle and it'll be like two things in front of them. They have the long six on the side yeah it looks like four or five.

Speaker 3 11:18

Four or five people moving at the same time. Yeah, you get like three people. You look like you have 30. Who knows like I mean? But yeah it was kind of cool like, and it was called like the ghost recon or ghost operation or something like that yeah, I thought it was interesting.

Speaker 2 11:34

That's nice learn. And also the I seen where they made those observation towers that look like bomb trees. Did you see them? Where they would call up, crawl up the centers not ladders, and they were just like made so they can look over and see where the trenches and stuff, oh they. So it made it look like a tree, but they made it look like a bomb tree and they would just place it there.

Speaker 2 11:54

Uh, then they would climb tree like a tree that was bombed and all the limbs were falling off and yeah, shredded, yeah, yeah, all right, then they would crawl up the center and they could spy out. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, sneaky, sneaky, sneaky sneaky people put bears in trees. Yeah, that's right, yeah you never know it was oh that bear that fuck that bear. So my like, dislike and learn is a learn. Okay, um, my boy showed me how to do little stickers from photographs.

Speaker 1 12:25

You know, oh my gosh, so he goes.

Speaker 2 12:29

Ethan was like man dad. You really enjoying that. I sent everybody stickers you know, but basically on the iPhone you hold the picture and then you know how it outlines and lifts it up kind of, and then you click sticker, add to to stickers and it puts it right in there so you could get different ones remember mark did that for us for uh halloween.

Speaker 3 12:50

Oh, he did, and he sent it that way. I was like how?

Speaker 2 12:54

the hell did he do it and do that?

Speaker 3 12:55

and. But it's an iphone type thing and I got samsung, so yeah so it's, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 13:01

so, anyways, we were at my sister's house one evening over the holidays this past and our dog was fucking that slipper, so I got that one.

Speaker 1 13:14

The dog's got the face off to the side, like what you doing.

Speaker 3 13:18

So that's one of my little stickers. See now, if you could replace the slipper with her face, you can Like paste it on there, like replace the slipper with her face you can Like, paste it on there. Yeah, paste it on the slipper.

Speaker 1 13:29

Like yeah.

Speaker 2 13:31

Little puppy, but that dog looks like it is a little puppy and he looks like he got busted Like. The look on his face is like oh shit Like oh no.

Speaker 1 13:38

They're recording me no.

Speaker 2 13:41

But that's my like and learn is that I've been doing them stickers all damn day.

Speaker 1 13:56

Could you imagine her face? Oh, they busted me. Yeah, oh my.

Speaker 2 13:59

That's bad. My like, dislike and learn is mine's a learn, yeah, it's a learn. So I went, went on a golf tournament like a golf outing, and it was saturday now, was that your first one?

Speaker 2 14:13

yeah, well, I've been to some, but they were just kind of like boring and you know you just golf and eat and blah, blah, blah. But we went out there and we were like golfing when I was golfing with some younger kids and uh, we got on our turn and we found out like we were like seven under at the time and someone was already like 20 under you know what I?

Speaker 3 14:36

mean it was like fucking crazy I know they won with 22 under.

Speaker 2 14:40

That's crazy. So we were like what the fuck? We must just have fun. So we started drinking, so we had fun we got wasted oh my, and we started drinking, drinking, drinking, and then we were playing the music. We were just having a blast and I have to say I learned that that was the best time I ever had like in a tournament and I just had a good time, but my learn was like the next day.

Speaker 3 15:07

I couldn't get out of that because you played 18 holes, yeah, and we got out. We got out there 8 30, I was drinking, drinking out 8 30 yeah, but we got done at three. Then you had a then I went to a graduation 10 o'clock at night. Oh, I was so messed up messed up, yeah but.

Speaker 2 15:25

But I'm going to tell you it was a blast. But they fed you good. On the term we had hot dogs and stuff and for dinner we had ribs, chicken and everything. But man, I was tore up. Oh yeah, yeah, this is.

Speaker 3 15:37

I want to try it Like I do want to try it what we're going to do. I don't know if I'll drink at 8.30 in the morning.

Speaker 2 15:44

Oh, everybody else is, so you're just like hey, I'll L2.

Speaker 3 15:47

Yeah, that'd be rough. I'd be like I don't know, and they come around every 10 minutes with like jello shots and everything you buy is for like a donation, so you don't feel for money. I mean, it's all for a good cause. I ate so much jello shots.

Speaker 1 16:07

I probably got like 20 of them.

Speaker 3 16:08

It was such a good cause, though I see I fixed cancer you were.

Speaker 2 16:16

That's why I got the green streaks.

Speaker 1 16:17

It was all the Jell-O.

Speaker 2 16:18

I ate so much Jell-O. It was 20 shots of Jell-O, but the thing is the rainbow is coming out of your eyes, free shots of jello the rainbow is coming out Free beer, everything. The food was great, the atmosphere was great. We were having a blast. When you finish 700, you feel good about yourself.

Speaker 3 16:33

Better than seven over. Could you imagine I would have a hard on fucking at 22 over under. I'd be like, oh my God, how do you beat that? I would quit. I would just be like I god like I'm.

Speaker 1 16:45

How do you beat that?

Speaker 3 16:45

I would quit, I would like I would just be like I'm going, I'm going on tour, sorry, here I come.

Speaker 2 16:50

Yeah, look out, here I come. What was a four man scramble, so 22?

Speaker 3 16:55

it's hard that's a rage that's fucking yeah, yeah so basically you played 18, so you birdied every hole, every hole except for 3.

Speaker 2 17:09

Were you 4?.

Speaker 3 17:11

So 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 4 holes. They eagled or they birdied every hole and parred 4.

Speaker 2 17:19

No, not parred eagle. They birdied 14 holes and eagled four.

Speaker 3 17:26

They were two under 22 under.

Speaker 2 17:31

That's some play. This beer does change your mind. We play that, golf course. I already know.

Speaker 3 17:39

We just played tonight.

Speaker 2 17:41

We were five over with a three.

Speaker 3 17:43

Hopefully. Them guys were like 50, and they've been playing their whole life and it finally came along. You know what's kind of weird, I just think about it. Or they were 75, and they hit from the breeze.

Speaker 2 17:55

No, yeah, oh yeah, it could be. We were five over tonight, right Right, we just played nine and it was three.

Speaker 3 18:08

One person's gonna make us even you think no, no, no, or negative, like the, the, the four. Well, the first time we played there we were only two over, yeah, actually one over one, one over, whatever, yeah so because that one was actually part five.

Speaker 2 18:17

All right, all right, so one over and then we had another person, but tonight it was just.

Speaker 3 18:21

I think we were just getting cold the putting the putting killed us and just waiting for people, and yeah, whatever and getting drunk?

Speaker 2 18:29

yeah, because we were actually par par par. We weren't too bad until we had to start waiting. No, we all had good heads. Yeah, like normal, something good. But I'm telling you I learned that those things are fun.

Speaker 3 18:40

So if you're out there, get involved get in and they're always for a good cause. They really are. They're raising money. They're raising money for our local wrestling team.

Speaker 2 18:53

And then the thing is, the beer carts came around. It was just like you weren't thirsty at all, okay.

Speaker 3 19:02

So let's move on.

Speaker 1 19:03

That's our likes, dislikes and learns.

Speaker 3 19:04

That's our likes dislikes learns.

Rating Craft Beers

Speaker 2 19:06

That's our likes, dislikes learns, oh no. So what do you guys think? You know what? What it's making my tongue dry.

Speaker 3 19:16

What do you guys think? It is actually drying my back my whole mouth, not my whole mouth, just the back of my tongue, for some reason.

Speaker 2 19:25

What do you guys think of this? Edmonds Oats Brewing, sour Guava and Tangerine.

Speaker 3 19:29

I don't know what I want to rate it. Honestly, I really do like it as a sour. It's a good sour For somebody who likes sours. They might rank it higher. They might rank it higher, is it a?

Speaker 2 19:44

keeper. I don't know if I'd keep it.

Speaker 3 19:46

I don't know if I'd keep it I don't know, I wouldn't. I know you wouldn't.

Speaker 2 19:51

Me and Rick, I'm on the fence, I'm on the fence of it.

Speaker 3 19:53

Like if it was in the bottom of my fridge, I would drink it. Yeah, For sure.

Speaker 2 20:02

Yeah, yeah, and the tangaree does change in your mouth as you get down as you get down further. At first I was really tasting it, but as you get down it it's more guava. No, I would say it almost gets more bitter.

Speaker 3 20:14

It gets more bitter, yeah, more sour, or whatever you want to say. I'm going to go with seven. Compared to our the sours that we've had, I'm going to go with seven on it because we've had some good sours, but like I made that face at the beginning, like you said, but it's not bad. The more you drink it, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 20:34

It's not that bad. The flavor is not that bad.

Speaker 3 20:36

No, like I taste a lot of the tangerine. Yeah, I'm actually enjoying it.

Speaker 2 20:41

I mean, if it was. I mean it's cold, but you need to keep this cold. So if you got this in that fishbowl glass, we got yeah, no, no, no, yeah, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't like it. Well, you wouldn't be able to keep it. I mean smaller amount where you got more servings quicker, maybe.

Speaker 3 21:03

Yeah, because the first steps were a lot better than the first. So now go like this yeah and try it, swirl it around, and try it, swirl it around a little bit. Yeah, and try it again. Dude, I like it, then it comes back Maybe it settled, but it's so dry. It is dry on the back end. I will admit that, yeah.

Speaker 2 21:21

You gave it a seven, Rick.

Speaker 3 21:28

I'm going to go seven and a half. I kind of enjoy it. I. I know I like it. It's just I know that we've had a lot of good sours.

Speaker 2 21:32

An actual sour lover would probably would probably give us close to a 10, if not nine, like a nine strong nine yeah yeah, I'm gonna go with seven and a half as well, because I'm enjoying it now and I don't even like sours.

Speaker 1 21:49

Yeah.

Speaker 2 21:49

So I'm actually I'm enjoying it as you drink this, though. What kind of weather do you think this would be best in Fall?

Speaker 3 21:57

I do get a fall flavor out of this.

Speaker 2 21:58

Yeah, like a fall flavor, yeah, I really do.

Speaker 1 22:01

Like a.

Speaker 3 22:02

Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 22:02

Yeah.

Speaker 3 22:03

Yeah, yeah, I could drink this A little bit cooler out. I can drink this eating a turkey, yeah.

Speaker 1 22:08

Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 22:10

It might pair up perfectly with a Thanksgiving dinner, both dry, get one Bob.

Speaker 2 22:17

You want me to hold the boat?

Speaker 3 22:19

I need some gravy. I need a little bit of water. I'm a fuck. That ain't working.

Speaker 2 22:27

I'm going to dip my turkey in it, but it is a good product and I feel like they did a great job with it.

Speaker 1 22:32

No, I do, it's like 10.

Speaker 2 22:34

I mean I enjoyed some of the other sours, but it's true on its flavor, so I can't pass that up. So when I look at it, it's got true the flavor description.

Speaker 3 22:44

It's sour guava and tangerine. You cannot get away from any of it's spot on.

Speaker 2 22:48

No, it's spot on yeah, and it's not overpowering alcohol level or anything like that. You get a little bitter back inside, but I think that's just because of the.

Speaker 3 22:57

So let me ask you this do you actually I almost actually taste the tangerine? Yeah, like, as I breathe out? Yeah, you know what I mean. Like, like you have them little balls like bursting in your mouth you know what I mean a little pocket, little pocket things like I almost taste them, like it's, it's weird did I get you guys a decal from this place?

Speaker 2 23:18

no, no, no, I thought about one, but I might not see. I wonder I I got to look it up, cause it says it's on King street, right, king street, yeah.

Speaker 3 23:29

There was a little tag but that was it.

Speaker 2 23:32

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, but I was just wondering if, like, did I actually buy it to brewery or I buy it at somewhere else, cause the thing about this was it was a little bit more pricier. Yeah, that's what you're saying. Yeah, so the fact that I I would think this was probably one of the more expensive standard, I would I'm not going to say standard um, uh, what do you call it? Uh, beer that you would get, but it, like you know how we go out and buy four packs from everybody, right, yeah, from this brewery and brewery and that brewery.

Speaker 2 24:05

out of that standard, this was a higher yeah, but I really king street's right there, so you would, uh, you would have memorized, you would, they would probably I don't think that was on king street. It wasn't it. This place was. They just had beers and spirits. They probably saw on a local beer, yeah, local beer yeah.

Speaker 3 24:25

No, it's good. I do like it. I know I gave it a seven, but it's a good tasting beer. If you like sours, this might be a time.

Speaker 1 24:36

You'd be like damn, you guys don't know, what they're talking about.

Speaker 3 24:39

But we actually do. I don't know, for some reason, I'm just not going to rate it that high.

Speaker 2 24:46

No, it's good, but anyways, you guys, you want to go ahead and get the next one and tour right. Yep, might as well. All right, so grab my ice cold beer. We'll meet you in a minute. We're gonna do something cold premium blonde ale by edmunds oats brewing. See you in a second. Welcome back. I hope you got your ice cold beers. We sure do. We got our edmunds oats brewing company and we're gonna do something cold called premium blonde ale. It's five percent. That's from charleston, south carolina. It's funny Bobby always comes back. He's pumped up and then, when he comes back, I am the sexiest man alive.

Speaker 1 25:54

I hate the sound of the show.

Speaker 2 25:56

I got street marks for you ladies. Whatever See, I like blondes.

Speaker 1 26:05

Blonde hells, oh hellses.

Speaker 3 26:07

Blonde Al's. Oh, al's, sorry, you pause.

Speaker 2 26:11

I like blondes. I like blondes.

Speaker 3 26:13

Al's. Is that Al's, al's, al's, al's?

Speaker 2 26:15

One thing about it it's very refreshing. The first sip. That is really good. Yeah, it is pretty good. A little freaking gnat, right? Yeah, I just seen it. Yeah, he's coming down to visit you. He came out of the blonde, I'm thinking when you open it it's Bobby's blonde, that's why it's got flies Streets.

Speaker 3 26:33

Shit flies.

Speaker 1 26:40

Shit flies, shit flies.

Speaker 2 26:43

We need to pick on you two. Why are you guys getting up?

Speaker 3 26:46

on me all the time because it's easy it's fun.

Speaker 2 26:49

It's fun, fun for you. Our listeners like it.

Speaker 3 26:52

I know you guys picked on me many a times.

Speaker 2 26:55

I'm gonna get a guest speaker and we're gonna pick on you two. Okay, I, who's the guest speaker?

Speaker 3 27:01

I don't know he's gotta find someone. Yeah, you gotta find a friend first hey, he's got to find someone.

Speaker 2 27:06

You've got to find a friend first, hey, rick, and then we can gang up on them. They'll run out of here crying.

Speaker 3 27:10

Let's go. I will gladly take anybody on. They'll run out of here crying. Let's see how many times I get deleted tonight. Delete.

Speaker 2 27:26

Delete, delete, delete, delete. You're Mr Delete.

Speaker 3 27:30

It, the only thing you hear, is this laugh on him. Yeah my laugh.

Speaker 1 27:37

He hates that.

Speaker 3 27:45

Now you don't even know which one's real.

Speaker 2 27:49

That is funny, though you guys got eight jokes this week.

Speaker 3 27:54

Oh, dude, Fuck. I just looked at you. What were they? You?

Speaker 2 27:57

said they were stupid.

Funny Conversations and Weight Struggles

Speaker 3 27:58

Yeah, they are. They're dad jokes, they're great dad jokes. So, dude, I got a new dog. Did I tell you guys? Did you guys meet my new dog? Nuh-uh, I got a dog from a blacksmith the other day, dude, I brought him home, made a bolt for the door.

Speaker 2 28:20

I had to think for a minute, but that was like, oh shit, you made a bolt for the door. That's funny. There we go.

Speaker 3 28:31

It's funny, though I mean come on.

Speaker 2 28:33

I'm going to say that one, that one, there was another one and a bolt from the door.

Speaker 3 28:36

There was another really good one that I fucking liked. I thought it was fucking funny.

Speaker 1 28:40

What's that? Hold on Trump.

Speaker 3 28:45

That was that one. That one, okay, I didn't understand this one. Maybe my doctor recently told me that I had Tommy Jones syndrome. Yeah, okay, never mind. Oh, that's what it is. Dude, I got this cool pen. What is it? It writes underwater. Writes a bunch of other words too, but I really like underwater.

Speaker 2 29:11

I like the dog one better, I know, but I thought that was kind of funny.

Speaker 1 29:14

That one made me chuckle, I was like that's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 29:16

It writes underwater too. It writes a bunch of other stuff too.

Speaker 3 29:21

It writes a bunch of other stuff too.

Speaker 1 29:23

I really like writing underwater.

Speaker 3 29:30

Oh my, that's a work when you use, don't you?

Speaker 2 29:32

yeah, yeah, you know, I mean, you wouldn't let me tell me no, no, no time. Tick, tick, tick. One, two, three, yeah, anyways, uh, I don't have any jokes, yeah, all right, let's do. Things they don't teach you in school. They don't teach you in school. Things they don't teach you in school.

Speaker 3 29:48

We need a button for that Pew, pew, pew. What happened to your?

Speaker 2 29:53

Because I wanted to do yours.

Speaker 3 29:55

What Story time, the story time. You got story time. You got a girl's name. I got some, I think, because I got one dude.

Speaker 2 30:03

You want to be in me? Oh, I've been thinking about it all week. Okay, we can do these in a minute. All right, let's go with story time Ready, yeah, so you take over.

Speaker 3 30:11

Okay, I don't know if you've already done this, though Should we go offline real quick?

Speaker 2 30:14

No, just do it. All right, ready, all right, all you were story time button.

Speaker 3 30:21

Here we go. Ladies and gentlemen, we got Amber coming to the stage. Amber Dexter, is she's going to get you off with both hands? Amber Dexter, yes, I literally was driving around in my tow motor all fucking day long.

Speaker 1 30:44

Amber Dexter. She'll get you off with her left hand, her right hand, she'll switch them up on you. She'll switch them up on you.

Speaker 3 30:52

Yeah, any hand, that was mine, sorry Mine was different. What is yours?

Speaker 2 31:03

Welcome to the stage. Vanilla beans. Smells like vanilla, but her bean doesn't Ew Vanilla beans. She smells like vanilla, but her bean doesn't. Vanilla beans.

Speaker 3 31:10

Stage one yeah, vanilla tuna.

Speaker 2 31:16

I knew you would know what she smelled like Vanilla, rotten tuna. Don't lick the bean.

Speaker 1 31:24

Vanilla beans Stay away from the bean. I thought it was funny.

Speaker 2 31:31

It is funny.

Speaker 3 31:32

It'll be like Jack and the Beanstalk there's something growing in your mouth.

Speaker 2 31:37

It's not vanilla, not vanilla. You know, when you go to a strip club, they smell like vanilla.

Speaker 3 31:42

They're really potent yeah.

Speaker 1 31:45

That's so when you go home, you got glitter and you got to smell like vanilla Van're really potent, yeah, that's so when you go home, you got glitter and you got to smell like vanilla.

Speaker 2 31:49

Vanilla cherry coconut coconut butter. Tuna on your face.

Speaker 3 31:58

A little gloss.

Speaker 1 32:00

A little gloss, a little sprinkles.

Speaker 2 32:03

Alright, this week. How much do you wish you weighed?

Speaker 3 32:10

I'd like to get back down to a buck fifty, buck fifty, yeah, 175 actually is my ideal weight, honestly.

Speaker 2 32:17

I'd say about 163. 163? Yeah, I'd say mine's like 169, 170.

Speaker 3 32:30

Because I bend down to like 165, and then I start looking like a crackhead.

Speaker 2 32:36

That's what the problem is I get way down to like in the 50s or low 60s. I look like my face got sucked out.

Speaker 3 32:44

Yeah, you know what I mean. So like 170 is a really good way for me.

Speaker 2 32:48

Yeah, but yeah, yeah, cause anything too less, it's like what the hell had you been doing? One 63, though I had kind of abs. Right, I only had abs when I was at like one 35, one 40. Yeah, but did you do it through mostly diet or muscle?

Speaker 3 33:08

No, diet and exercise. Yeah, that's when you guys were in service, yeah.

Speaker 2 33:13

I was like I would take my shirt off everywhere we went because I just had it on. He did Someone look at him? Oh, you want to see? Oh, I'm going to.

Speaker 3 33:20

Walmart yeah, I took that shit off. I was proud of that shit. Yeah, I would have been too. It was a lot of work and I had that perfect.

Speaker 2 33:27

V. Oh, it was just awesome, we all knew. Yeah, I know Everybody that's all we knew. Hey, it's time to go to the pool.

Speaker 3 33:35

I'm not going to get in there, I'm going to stand here.

Speaker 1 33:38

I need to get gas.

Speaker 2 33:41

Like I'm Captain Morgan, that's right with that perfect abs and perfect V.

Speaker 1 33:47

I need to get gas look at me pump this gas. Look at how I squeeze the handle.

Speaker 3 33:56

I was cut. I believe it back in the day I was like shit yeah fucking show that shit off.

Speaker 2 34:04

I remember the days. I know you do.

Speaker 3 34:07

I took my shirt off all the time.

Speaker 2 34:10

I did. He's so proud He'd walk around looking like a fat fucker.

Speaker 3 34:14

I would have been too. I would have done the same thing. Oh, it was cut.

Speaker 2 34:19

I was like fuck yeah. Everybody's like damn.

Speaker 3 34:24

Now, when was the last time you took off your shirt?

Speaker 2 34:26

Four years, 10 years ago.

Speaker 3 34:29

Even when you shower.

Speaker 2 34:30

No, I got it even on.

Unfiltered and Humorous Conversations

Speaker 3 34:33

My big belly gets in the way.

Speaker 1 34:34

He takes his swim shirt and he has fucking mirrors.

Speaker 3 34:37

He covers the mirrors, fuck the mirrors. I don't have that six pack anymore you take a shower. It's full of mirrors so you can see where you're washing under, just so I can tell, even on the floor, just so I can shave.

Speaker 2 34:52

I'm trimming it up for you baby Trim it up buddy Ow Ow. I gotta get those skid marks.

Speaker 3 35:01

Tears out of there.

Speaker 1 35:03

He's trying to get them dinkle berries those are all fucking matted Dinkle berries.

Speaker 3 35:06

Yeah, it's like madded fucking dog. He looks like he's got dreadlocks down there. Shit, my shit's clean bitches. He's running down his leg Dreadlocks. He keeps fucking running. Every time he moves he's like ow. He's got a pinch because they're fucking so tight, just shit fucking running down his leg.

Speaker 2 35:29

He's got a beard.

Speaker 3 35:30

I'm sorry, Bob.

Speaker 2 35:31

It's my birthday. It's your birthday. Can I get something? It's not his birthday, though it's mine.

Speaker 3 35:36

No, yeah, it's not Billy's birthday.

Speaker 2 35:38

I did that at work. It really ain't his birthday. I did that at work today. The guy said what are you doing? I said what are you doing? I said oh, it's my brother's birthday.

Speaker 3 35:48

I'm going to give him this gift. And he looked at me. He's like isn't it yours? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 35:52

But that was an awesome gift.

Speaker 3 35:54

I can't believe you didn't mention it.

Speaker 2 35:56

I did. It wasn't that awesome. It was going to be my like and dislike, and then it was my, but see, I got so many, it's my another reason to drink.

Speaker 1 36:06

I got like, sure, I got this cool, cool, cool bag.

Speaker 2 36:10

Yes, he got me and Bobby this both this leather traveling bag, which is very nice. It has a shoe slot, everything, yeah, pockets in it and stuff, because I use one when I come over here. But this one is very nice because it actually is a good size.

Speaker 3 36:32

You could get a good bit in it. Yeah, I'd say, you could probably get like a long weekend in it. I think you get half a body.

Speaker 2 36:34

Yeah, you could, I don't want to ruin it. Yeah, yeah, but it's all leather. It looks like that leather that you would see like an indiana jones type yeah, yeah, yeah, it is a rustic yeah so it's very, very, very cool very but it's so big that you you could probably get more on a weekend. You can geek. No, I'm saying long weekend, like a three, four-day weekend, oh yeah, easy.

Speaker 3 36:52

At least a two-year-old. A two-year-old, you could probably fit a two-year-old in there.

Speaker 2 36:57

Yeah, you could no.

Speaker 3 36:59

Maybe yeah, if they curled up Dep two-year-old.

Speaker 2 37:03

Now I already think about two-year-old shoved in the bag. We just lost some listeners. They're like holy shit, Two-year-old in a bag.

Speaker 3 37:14

I mean just to get across the border.

Speaker 1 37:20

That's bad. That's bad.

Speaker 2 37:24

Anyways things they don't teach you in school. Let's move on while we're safe. I'm a little bit drunk, that's bad. Anyways, things they don't teach you in school. Oh yeah, okay, let's move on while we're safe.

Speaker 1 37:31

I'm a little bit drunk. Oh, stop it.

Speaker 2 37:32

Okay, no that's his song for that. What percentage of the world's men are circumcised? Oh Jesus.

Speaker 3 37:41

Oh, 75%, oh, I want to say 35. Okay, I'm circum, say 35.

Speaker 2 37:46

Okay, I'm circumcised, I am too. Yeah, so am I. We're like 100% in this room, right, yeah, 30%, no fucking way, because they don't do it over in Europe. Wow, oh, the world. They don't do it in Europe. Because you said the world, yeah they said the world Like.

Speaker 3 38:03

think about it. How many Africans are circumcised? Every single one.

Speaker 2 38:08

Really no, but you're right.

Speaker 3 38:12

They don't do it in Europe, South America, they don't do it anywhere else In the United States. I would think we were up in the 90s In the United States, but in the world.

Speaker 2 38:19

The next question should be do women circumcise or not?

Speaker 3 38:24

That's what it should be, but I guess there is some girls out there that would prefer non.

Speaker 2 38:31

But they like the clean look. Well, you got to roll that skin back. You know what?

Speaker 3 38:37

I mean, it's not the clean look, it's the cleansiness, correct that's why they did it.

Speaker 2 38:42

If you don't take care of it you get funk on your ass.

Speaker 3 38:44

You get a funk like their under boob.

Speaker 2 38:48

Yeah. You know, what I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 38:52

That's why they start popping out. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 38:56

That shit? Yeah, dude, yeah. Can you imagine somebody going down on you and you just have a big old fucking thing of cottage cheese all?

Speaker 1 39:03

the way around. Yeah, clean as you got.

Speaker 3 39:07

Yeah, stop what about when you push back a girl.

Speaker 1 39:10

No and fucking just no it's almost like a pimple.

Speaker 2 39:15

You pushed it back and it was like a pimple and squirted at you. No, fuck that.

Speaker 1 39:22

That's just funny right there. That's nasty.

Speaker 3 39:28

That is fucking nasty. That almost made me just saying that we just lost more listeners cause you know, we're pissing off 70% of our listeners.

Speaker 2 39:41

I'm not circumcised. I clean my shit. I don't have a cheese dick?

Speaker 3 39:51

I don't know. I'm glad I got circumcised.

Speaker 2 39:53

I wouldn't want to do it later. I wouldn't want to deal with it later in life.

Speaker 3 39:57

I wouldn't want to deal with it later in life and, like you said, it's common.

Speaker 2 40:03

It's kind of funny looking.

Speaker 3 40:04

I think it looks funny only because we're not used to it not seeing it not seeing it, yeah, but I mean I don't, wouldn't want a big fucking piece of skin over my dick, all like how do you pee in there like I give it have to?

Speaker 1 40:17

pull it back?

Speaker 3 40:19

I don't know like a shotgun, like you fucking pull it back so you pee, or do you just let it hang and fucking? It just sprays everywhere.

Speaker 2 40:30

I don't know, I don't know. It's on the ground.

Speaker 1 40:33

Yeah, I don't get it, dude, I don't know yeah.

Speaker 2 40:37

That would be a good question, elephant tusk, yeah.

Speaker 3 40:42

I mean, it's kind of what it looks like.

Speaker 1 40:43

I mean it looks like an aardvark fucking trying to fucking eat something. Oh man.

Speaker 2 40:52

Can you break a diamond with a hammer? No, yeah, I think you can. Yes, you can. Yeah, I thought it was the hardest thing.

Speaker 3 41:01

It is hard, but no, it's the blunt force, like the pressure coming straight down on it.

Speaker 1 41:07

It shatters it.

Speaker 3 41:08

Then you get a bunch of diamonds.

Speaker 2 41:10

That's how you get fucking a diamond shiver, slivers, slivers, or they get that dust from the strippers.

Speaker 3 41:17

It's all diamond dust. That's where diamond gives her name. She got smashed More than once.

Speaker 2 41:27

She's just powder now. It's just powder now. It's just powder now it slivers.

Speaker 3 41:30

Yeah.

Speaker 2 41:32

She got smashed so much it's powder.

Speaker 3 41:34

It's just fucking terrible powder.

Speaker 2 41:36

It's dust, dust.

Speaker 3 41:39

It's just lips and fucking, that's it.

Speaker 2 41:42

Is it possible to scare someone to death? Yes, yes, no assuming to have a heart attack.

Speaker 2 41:50

Wait, assuming the person is healthy oh, yeah, okay, yeah yeah, if you took all the badges off of the egyptian mummy or bandages, I'm sorry, off of egyptian money and laid them out in a line, how long would it be? 12 miles, oh, no, it goes off the feet. Oh, um, I helped you off with that, helped you out with that. Goes off the feet. Oh, I helped you off with that, helped you out with that. Goes off of feet. Feet. How many feet of the bandages? 1,000 feet, yeah, I'll just agree. 3,000. Wow, I don't know where that converts to miles.

Speaker 3 42:28

I mean, think about it, you're around the leg.

Speaker 2 42:33

Well, isn't a football field 100 feet? Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 3 42:38

Yeah, but I mean, how many times do they wrap them? I don't know. I've never heard how many times they wrap them. Yeah.

Speaker 2 42:45

It's things they don't teach you.

Speaker 3 42:48

It's not like they're using one ace bandage per little section. You know what I mean. They're wrapping and wrapping and wrapping and wrapping. You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 42:57

Yeah, what place on Earth is most illuminated when seen from space? So it's lit up, illuminated, illuminated, yeah.

Speaker 3 43:09

What place is the most illuminated from New York? New York Las.

Speaker 2 43:17

Vegas, las Vegas.

Speaker 3 43:19

I wasn't sure I was going to flip a coin.

Speaker 2 43:20

I was flipping a coin.

Speaker 3 43:22

I was thinking that. Or LA, no, I would say I really thought New York, but I'm thinking of downtown, but that's only a little place. Vegas is vast. Oh fuck, Vegas is vast yeah.

Speaker 2 43:36

Was it? Was it his right or left ear that Vince Van Gogh cut off? Oh, it was a 50, 50. Yes, it was this. Uh, it was his left ear. What do you say? I want to say it was his left ear. That is 100% correct.

Speaker 3 43:56

I was thinking like I'm sitting here looking at the picture. I'm like, I'm like.

Speaker 1 43:59

Because he's got that profile with it, yeah.

Speaker 2 44:04

When does an unopened condom expire?

Speaker 3 44:08

This is a good one. An unopened condom expire? Yeah, how many years? Yeah, it goes by year.

Speaker 2 44:14

Oh, 10 years. What do you think? Two Most have a shelf life of over five years. Five I don't believe that, dude. I don't either, because if you have it, in your no no.

Speaker 3 44:28

What if it's lubricated?

Speaker 2 44:30

It don't matter, don't put it in your wallet.

Speaker 3 44:31

Yeah, that's what I was going to say, If it's in your wallet, the package ruins. Yeah, like you're just sitting there and it no. Like you go to pull that fucker out and it's like it literally looks like it's been out in the sun for a while.

Speaker 2 44:46

You had this experience.

Speaker 3 44:47

I have a kid and this is why that fucker lasted about fucking three pumps and it was down around my dick and I didn't know. It just felt really good. It went from shitty to good he got tighter. I'm like oh wow, you got really wet. Oh shit, it feels really good. Then I pulled out and seen a bunch of shit down at the base of my dick. I'm like fuck. Nine months later, Fuck.

Speaker 2 45:19

I got a rubber band around my dick. What did you say? What did you say nine months later? Fuck, fuck.

Speaker 3 45:26

Fuck. What am I saying 18 years later? Fuck, no.

Speaker 2 45:30

You should call them a rubber band.

Speaker 3 45:33

Fuck Rubber band, rubber you should call them uh rubber band, rubber band. Is it true that cockering that's why you lasted longer.

Speaker 2 45:44

Is it true that the different parts of your tongue are specialized for different yes, it is nope every part of the tongue can. No, I was taught sours on the side. That's what I always thought too. For different tastes yes, it is Nope. Every part of the tongue can sense all five basic tastes. No, I was taught not to have sours on the side.

Speaker 3 45:56

That's what I always thought too.

Speaker 2 45:58

It says no, every part of the tongue can sense all five basic tastes. That's what I wasn't taught. They might be more sensitive Because there was a sensitive.

Speaker 3 46:08

No, but when I learned it was like a sweet spot, sour. You could taste salt with the front.

Speaker 1 46:14

Like vagina.

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Speaker 2 46:16

Yeah, one was a vagina. Sour pussy, yeah, sour pussy. Hey you guys, you know we're about. We'll make it probably until about October. Before we're done, we'll get more and then we'll go through the whole pack again. And see if we get 10 for answers.

Speaker 3 46:33

Yeah, it's not. Yeah, rick, you're very good at this, I'm really smart.

Speaker 1 46:39

Our new listeners will be like what the hell.

Speaker 3 46:42

These guys are geniuses.

Speaker 2 46:45

How many condoms do you need?

Speaker 3 46:48

Oh, it'll break. Five years, nope, don't do it. Five years, nope. If you have it in your wallet. In your wallet, three months. It'd be like a rain man.

Speaker 2 47:01

Shit. All right, let's go ahead and rate these All right.

Speaker 3 47:06

For a blonde hair L.

Speaker 2 47:08

Blonde hair. Blonde hair.

Speaker 3 47:10

Blind hair down there. Blonde hair down there, Dude. I like this a lot I really do.

Speaker 2 47:16

It's a really good beer.

Speaker 3 47:17

It's a very good refreshing.

Speaker 2 47:18

Five percent.

Speaker 3 47:20

The flavor is amazing. I mean, it's just a very smooth beer.

Speaker 2 47:23

It is. It's very tasteful, yes, and the name fits it. Something cold, because these were cold. Yes, and it cold, yes, and it was cold and it just hit the spot and it's something.

Speaker 3 47:42

Good, it's something. So I'm keeping it for one. I am too, me too. So, yeah, even at the expensive price of 21 dollars at yeah, uh, dude for a blonde ale, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go high like that all right. Remember all those blonde ales we try, I know, I know, I know I, like I'm, I'm gonna go high, like I, I want to say nine five. I want like nine, nine five. That's where I'm at. I'm gonna say nine five because there's no bitterness, no, there's nothing.

Speaker 2 48:01

no, it's refreshing. It's so refreshing I'm going to say princess brew, so you know it's gonna rate high, right? I'm with rick nine five, yep5. Because it is good, I agree with you both 9.5.

Speaker 3 48:14

I think we've had 10s on blondes. We've had some really good blondes this is up there, though, but this is way up there I want to go 10, but I'm like I don't know why I don't want to. Yeah, it's got me off a little bit, there's something that I don't want to go full-time, but it's so good. Yeah, it is good.

Speaker 2 48:34

Yeah, Edmunds did a great job on this Now, if I could see myself if I was at the brewery.

Speaker 3 48:40

I'd say can I have a bar on this? Yeah, this would be my drink. This would be what I drink all day long Sitting up to the bar shoot it with some oysters.

Speaker 2 48:48

Edmunds killed it oysters With. This would be A pair of good Oysters. Yes, I don't like.

Speaker 3 48:55

You don't like oysters? I don't want oysters.

Speaker 2 48:57

You ever had them.

Speaker 3 48:58

No, you never had them. I don't want that Slimy thing in my mouth.

Speaker 2 49:02

No, no, no. The way we, the shit you eat, I don't want.

Speaker 3 49:05

No, I fell for this.

Speaker 1 49:07

You don't want a booger In your throat I do not.

Speaker 3 49:09

I fell for this once and then I blew my nose and fucking white shit came out there too I'm not gonna know, I'm telling you the way.

Speaker 2 49:19

If you put it on a cracker with a little hot sauce and shit oh and chase oh yeah, or you guys sound like uh, oh, what is it?

Speaker 3 49:26

um, it's fucking horseradish sauce.

Speaker 2 49:28

A little hot sauce. Speaking about horseradish, you haven't tried that horse.

Speaker 3 49:32

You haven't brought it here. You keep telling me I want to give you on the show I'm gonna bring it to where you do.

Speaker 2 49:38

That's a little little tablespoon, like that little baby, baby yeah it's that bad.

Speaker 3 49:44

That's what I did. You don't think I can handle a little more than handle it?

Speaker 2 49:48

but that little baby, baby baby, teeny, teeny, teeny little thing on oyster with a little cracker so you know how you have the little buttons here. Yeah, so I did about that much and it was that hot. It wasn't that hot, it was just that powerful. But I tell you what.

Speaker 3 50:08

I put a little bit. It's a paste. No, it's horseradish, horseradish.

Speaker 2 50:12

Okay.

Speaker 1 50:14

So I put that a little bit. It's a paste or no, it's horseradish, horseradish, okay.

Speaker 2 50:15

So I put that a little bit in my bloody Mary. But they make horseradish paste. They do, but this ain't a paste. Oh okay, this is regular horseradish. So I put it in my bloody Mary. Ooh Sets it.

Speaker 3 50:35

So now and this is for, I guess, a different time time, but yeah, how do you actually?

Speaker 2 50:37

like I know horseradish is you know, a radish like.

Speaker 3 50:38

What's the growth time on that can?

Speaker 2 50:39

we actually it's a root, yeah, and then, yeah, we can't clean it.

Speaker 3 50:41

Can we actually grow that?

Speaker 2 50:42

yeah, yeah, ethan has a ton of it at his house and he cuts it out because he's like this damn thing and it grows everywhere. But, um, it takes actually a good bit of um root to create. I could get you some if you want to grow some.

Speaker 3 50:55

I was just wondering.

Speaker 2 50:58

It's easy to grow and you just grind up the root and put it in a jar. Yeah, you cut the root out and it grows back every year.

Speaker 3 51:05

Yeah, I don't know, because I got asparagus. Dude, I've been trying to fucking kill out here.

Speaker 2 51:12

So that's the funny thing, Mike.

Speaker 3 51:18

And then you always forget to pull it when it's ripe. So since I moved in I've never seen it actually thick enough to cut. I get little shoots, Little shoots, oh okay.

Speaker 2 51:29

You know what I mean. But they say about now is a good time, you should be able to cut it.

Speaker 3 51:32

Yeah, but dude, I fucking used your rototiller and ground that shit out. Yeah, dude, them roots are like this, it's like a brain underneath the fucking I don't even know if I got it all. I mean, I'm not seeing any more so hopefully I might have got it.

Speaker 2 51:51

You don't like asparagus.

Speaker 3 51:53

I do like asparagus, but it never got thick enough, yeah around, it never got like pinky thick enough it was like bobby's penis, thick enough, oh but it was like.

Speaker 1 52:03

Yeah, it was like less than four inches.

Speaker 2 52:08

It was like mine's, like this, you gotta take two hands.

Speaker 3 52:11

Oh, oh, no, no, no, two in a can? No, I'm sorry it was more like a piece of thread coming up. Normally they do shoot up real thin, yeah, no but then by the time they get up top, then they start dropping all their shit. And I'm like no, they're past heat.

Speaker 2 52:31

Every time I see them, they're past.

Speaker 3 52:32

Yeah, they're way past and like I'd be like, oh you got asparagus, but it's already gone it's, it's done like it's flowered it's thin, though it's real thin.

Speaker 1 52:41

You've seen it, it's like a weed, it's like it was like a less than a pencil.

Speaker 2 52:45

You normally would cut them already by now, or you should be getting asparagus well, I'm guessing I mean, I've already had them shoot three times this year.

Speaker 3 52:55

Oh yeah, cut, shoot, cut, yeah, but I'm guessing you only let them get a foot tall. Yeah, yeah, but these, ones out here they don't look like something I'm going to eat.

Speaker 1 53:06

They don't look like something you would want to eat.

Speaker 3 53:08

No, like, what are you going to do? Okay, if I keep cutting them? It's more like hopefully by the end of the year. I would have enough to cook, but all the other ones went bad yeah, you know what I mean, you know what I'm saying that makes sense, yeah, so okay, asparagus hour.

Speaker 2 53:24

Yeah, asparagus, do you got arugula? I do not have arugula because that you're trying to find that. It's actually hard to find what is arugula? I think it's a type of lettuce.

Speaker 3 53:36

Is it a lettuce? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 53:40

Yeah, it's a type of lettuce, but no, then you can grow. But people are, you know, I mean, maybe it's not popular up here.

Speaker 3 53:47

So what's the difference between arugula and just lettuce Like a?

Speaker 2 53:51

head of lettuce. Yeah, oh, it's different. It's more of a leafy. Is it the red Is arugula the red Is that like leaf lettuce? Huh, is that like leaf lettuce? Yeah, kind of that form I love leaf

Speaker 1 54:02

lettuce. You could just go out there and pull it off. Yeah, huh, is it the reddish?

Speaker 3 54:12

I think not mistaken. Oh yeah yeah, Anyways end of the day. End of the day, we did two Edmunds.

Speaker 2 54:24

Oats.

Speaker 1 54:25

He's trying to rotate the can.

Speaker 2 54:27

It is. It's all the way around it, but we did the sour tangerine guava yeah which was good.

Speaker 3 54:31

It was good way around it, but we did the sour tangerine guava, yeah, which was good.

Speaker 2 54:34

Which was it was?

Speaker 3 54:35

good, it was good. I did rate it a little low. You guys went a little higher 7.5. Just because I know we've had better sours yeah, not saying that it wasn't a good beer. Somebody who likes sours would love that beer. Probably rated good. It was 5.5. This would love that beer. Probably rated good, it was 5.5. This blonde was amazing. It is Something cold, was absolutely amazing. From the same company out of South Carolina, yep.

Speaker 1 55:03

Charleston.

Speaker 2 55:04

Love.

Speaker 3 55:04

Charleston.

Speaker 2 55:04

We did nine and a half across the board, Yep, and it was very good. So what is you guys? Another reason to drink this way? Uh-huh. He got that deer look what Very good.

Speaker 1 55:16

Yes. So what is you guys? Another reason to drink this way. Oh, he got that deer, look what, what, no, no.

Speaker 2 55:21

You got to golf a lot.

Speaker 3 55:22

Maybe I got to golf a lot. I got to enjoy time with my buddies a lot.

Speaker 1 55:26

He has some good shots though. Yeah, he saved our ass.

Speaker 2 55:30

We all had good shots. Yeah, it was a mixture, bobby you're fucking killing it out there.

Speaker 3 55:34

I'm not gonna lie that driver his fucking drive is just fucking killing it. Yeah, keep that up, he'll be good. Yeah, like no reason why. Now I understand why you don't have to pay any money this fucking year yeah, I just won another 33 bucks. I don't fuck off, we can't even get it. We can't even get fucking 10 beers. My other reason to drink is because we can't make no money.

Speaker 2 55:58

But my other reason to drink is it was a great birthday. It was Beautiful, friends and family, and we got to spend it with Rick and he got us phenomenal gifts, and other people got us phenomenal gifts and just thank everybody, you know. Yeah, that's what I was thinking Lots of love and warmth this year.

Speaker 1 56:20

I felt it yeah.

Speaker 2 56:21

And it was weird cause you know you work all day and then afternoon. It just seems like a normal day, but we got to do a lot of things golf and everything. It's just a beautiful time.

Speaker 3 56:31

The golf was nice. It was nice, yeah, like this whole golf thing on Thursday. I mean, sometimes I'm like, eh, this is too much. I don't know about next Thursday though.

Speaker 2 56:41

You say that now, but then when next Thursday comes. Yeah, but we got the front nine, or we might find something else. I think somewhere else to hit yeah.

Speaker 3 56:50

I don't want to drive fucking hours, though.

Speaker 2 56:55

No, no, but we'll figure it out. But anyways, my another recent drink Is just a wonderful week. It's been busy for me. I got busy tomorrow and then I'll be all Relaxed and we are Actually all going out to eat and I get to see Rick's brother I haven't seen in a while. He's going out to eat with us, so I I'm excited about that.

Speaker 3 57:13

Maybe Hold on, don't go too far.

Speaker 2 57:16

What.

Speaker 3 57:17

We don't know yet. We don't know yet. Oh shit, I'm hoping, but anyways. Well, you'll see him. Anyhow, he's going to be here.

Speaker 2 57:22

He'll be here. You'll be here. Yeah, all right, everybody.

Speaker 3 57:25

Have a great week and any last thoughts you drink and drive and be safe, I mean don't drink and drive have a great weekend.

Speaker 2 57:34

Bye.

Speaker 1 57:42

Bye.