S5-E26, Ever wondered how authentic hard iced teas compare to their non-alcoholic counterparts? Join us in this episode of "Another Reason to Drink" as we put Original Arizona Hard Brewed Iced Teas to the test. Bobby, Princess, and Rick dive into the nostalgic flavors of iced tea with lemon, green tea with honey and ginseng, and hard peach. Rick, typically wary of artificial flavors, is pleasantly surprised by the natural taste of the lemon variety. Not only do we reminisce about the classic Arizona iced teas we grew up with, but we also compare them to other hard teas we've tried, creating a lively and flavorful conversation.
The fun doesn't stop there! Bobby shares his excitement about his upcoming trip to Pittsburgh for an Anthony Oliver concert, spilling some intriguing details about the venue and local rumors. Billy lightens the mood with a hilarious story from McDonald's involving a pie and a mysterious note from an employee, sparking some wild and amusing speculations. We round off this segment with some playful football rivalry banter, especially targeting Pittsburgh fans, ensuring a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
As the episode progresses, we tackle some burning questions and quirky trivia. From debating the best meal of the day to discussing our eating habits, the conversation is both engaging and relatable. Our trivia segment takes a fascinating turn with questions ranging from nuclear weapon legality to global alcohol consumption. We also explore the best way to enjoy Arizona premium spike beverages and share some dad jokes to keep the laughs coming. The episode wraps up with exciting plans for a race car-themed golf event inspired by "Talladega Nights," promising a fun-filled experience for all. Tune in for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and fascinating facts!
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S5-E26, Ever wondered how authentic hard iced teas compare to their non-alcoholic counterparts? Join us in this episode of "Another Reason to Drink" as we put Original Arizona Hard Brewed Iced Teas to the test. Bobby, Princess, and Rick dive into the nostalgic flavors of iced tea with lemon, green tea with honey and ginseng, and hard peach. Rick, typically wary of artificial flavors, is pleasantly surprised by the natural taste of the lemon variety. Not only do we reminisce about the classic Arizona iced teas we grew up with, but we also compare them to other hard teas we've tried, creating a lively and flavorful conversation.
The fun doesn't stop there! Bobby shares his excitement about his upcoming trip to Pittsburgh for an Anthony Oliver concert, spilling some intriguing details about the venue and local rumors. Billy lightens the mood with a hilarious story from McDonald's involving a pie and a mysterious note from an employee, sparking some wild and amusing speculations. We round off this segment with some playful football rivalry banter, especially targeting Pittsburgh fans, ensuring a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
As the episode progresses, we tackle some burning questions and quirky trivia. From debating the best meal of the day to discussing our eating habits, the conversation is both engaging and relatable. Our trivia segment takes a fascinating turn with questions ranging from nuclear weapon legality to global alcohol consumption. We also explore the best way to enjoy Arizona premium spike beverages and share some dad jokes to keep the laughs coming. The episode wraps up with exciting plans for a race car-themed golf event inspired by "Talladega Nights," promising a fun-filled experience for all. Tune in for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and fascinating facts!
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welcome back to another reason to drink. I'm your host bobby, with my two co-hosts princess rick I thought it was and we are trying original arizona hard like uh, brewed iced teas. Now we got three different flavors tonight we're going to try. They're all 5%. It's a party pack. So we're going to try the iced tea with lemon. Then we're going to do the green tea with honey.
Speaker 1:And then the last.
Speaker 2:Let's say ginseng too. Yep, the last one is the hard peach. So now. I was always a big fan, when I was younger, of the Arizona Antiques. It was 99 cents for a big-ass can.
Speaker 1:Can? Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:So how much was the party pack? Oh, 14-something, maybe, that's not bad, not for 12. Because I messed up last week when we did the two turns.
Speaker 1:Yeah, those were 21.
Speaker 2:21 bucks a pack, wow, and there wasn't even a 12-pack. I think it was. Oh, it was, it was, but it wasn't a multiple taster type thing yeah.
Speaker 2:Let me ask you this real quick Before you sip this, rick, because Rick, he's real finicky about artificial flavors. Do you think Arizona will have artificial flavors, like when it comes to the peach and the lemon, mostly Green tea. Nah, what's your guess? I want to say no, yeah. I want to say no, okay, because you don't take, I don't know. It's been a while since I've had them because I quit drinking them for about years ago. As far as just their regular teas, I drink their fruit punch. I never got into their fruit punch, I always did their peach or just their regular tea. So I don't know. Now I'm concerned. No, no taste it ready, big go get.
Speaker 2:This is gonna be a quick show because these are gonna go down easy. I know they are. That's good, it's delicious. No, I don't think it has a good lemon flavor it actually tastes exactly like their fucking Arizona lemon tea. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It, just you don't get nothing out of it.
Speaker 2:It's fucking dangerous, isn't it? Oh my God, this is bad. It's good, yes. Now let me ask you this, because I didn't get to do the two-turn tea, but this would be a direct comparison.
Speaker 1:Who did the two-turn tea? He had a sip. Oh, that's right. Yeah, he had a sip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is winning. Yeah, this is definitely winning. Yeah, it's good. It's good Just because the two-turn T after that night and we were pretty buzzed that night, me and Bobby were pretty buzzed. Bobby was really buzzed, he, like me, and bobby were pretty buzzed. Bobby was really buzzed, he was. He's trying to hump yeah and uh, I wasn't trying to help me, but uh I had it.
Speaker 2:I had it the next, I had a couple like the weekend later and there was like that splenda taste. You don't get that with this and you do not get that with this. So far, yeah, let's get down. Yeah, I don't get that with this.
Speaker 1:And you do not get that with this so far. Yeah, let's get down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, it's pretty. It's refreshing you said that the next morning did you wake up pretty rough.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, I only had one.
Speaker 2:I had like three. Yeah, you kept drinking them, I only had the one, and whatever. This is refreshing, though.
Speaker 1:Is it a?
Speaker 2:keeper yes, so far I would keep it. Yes, Jason. Creeper Keeper. Yes, this I don't know. I'm scared about the.
Speaker 1:I wish they put it in the I'm scared about the green tea.
Speaker 2:Not me, not me.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Like I've had that before. Me too, and if it tastes just like this, then it's the same it might even be better yeah, like I just wish they made them in the 26 ounce cans that's why I said it would be a quick show, because it goes down, it's going down little bobby gaggers here? No, he can breathe around these.
Speaker 1:Whatever, why do you?
Speaker 2:guys pick on me all the time, all the time. That's what the show's about right. You make it easy. You guys are going to like my like, dislike and learn today. Oh well, then we'll get into it. What is your like, dislike and learn today? Oh well, then we'll get into it. What is your like, dislike and learn this week? My like this week is I'm off tomorrow Yay, we have a class.
Speaker 1:I'm a little late. Wrong button, I see the yellow one.
Speaker 2:Isn't that the class? Oh, the 10. We're going to see Anthony Oliver tomorrow, which I'm pretty excited about it's. But no, we're going to see, uh, anthony oliver tomorrow, which I'm I'm pretty excited about yeah it's cool like we're going down to pittsburgh. I've never actually been down to pittsburgh. I've been into pittsburgh, yeah, but never actually stayed down.
Speaker 1:Where's the uh?
Speaker 2:concert at 8 12 or something like that it's something like a little outside venue a real small place like.
Speaker 1:It's right across from our hotel.
Speaker 2:Our hotel is right across from their stadium, their baseball stadium, the. Pirates Stadium or whatever they call it, it's not the Pirates, that's where the Pirates play yeah. It's directly across from it. We're two block, two and a half blocks from where we're watching them.
Speaker 1:Oh, so you just walk down.
Speaker 2:So we're just walking down and there's a bunch of bars and shit like that on the way and on the way back. Well, there always is around stadiums Usually, but that's what was weird about it. We were looking at it last night and what was weird about it, there was nothing like directly outside of our hotel, like you had to like go down a block, really, yeah, and we're right across from this baseball stadium here. That's right. Yeah, you would. Maybe they're trying to move the crowds outwards. You know, the only thing we are worried about is and I don't know if it's true or not, but it's been said on multiple news channels and everything is that, like Pittsburgh's cops are off duty from like midnight to seven. What, oh? So there's no one patrol?
Speaker 2:Yeah it's like the purge.
Speaker 1:I bet it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's like, like we're going back to the hotel by 11.
Speaker 1:I'm like I'm not worried, like I'm, I'm fine with that really like I, yeah, cause, if it's true, like I, like I don't really know if I want to be out roaming around and I'm wearing all brown stuff like I got a big brown.
Speaker 2:Like I actually I got, I got a big brown. I actually rented a brownie dog suit.
Speaker 1:That's what I was wearing to the concert Right down in Pittsburgh. You're going to get raped Like oh.
Speaker 2:How do you like this bone?
Speaker 1:Even though we beat you guys twice With a helmet.
Speaker 2:Jason, the Creeper Keeper, and his wife are Steeler fans. Steeler fans yeah, but they did kick us in the face. Yes, all right, what's your like, dislike, billy? Okay, mine is more of a learn. Let's say okay so I the other day I went into um get something neat and I said, well, I I was gonna go to taco bell and I said no I just run into mcdonald's real quick.
Speaker 2:So I go into mcdonald's and there's a guy there that works there. He's really nice. We always chit chat. Hey, what's up, man, how you doing? I said, man, I haven't seen you while he's. Oh, they put me on night shift. You know what I mean? Yeah, that guy that gave that came up you talked about last time yeah so I'm sitting there and then he says oh, you got everything.
Speaker 2:I was like yeah, I'm good, you order my food and stuff. And he brings it out and he says I put a um a pie in there again, again, yeah and I was like, damn, that was nice, thank you, you know.
Speaker 2:He says enjoy. And then he, you know, he goes on his way and I'm eating my meal, you know, and then, um, he comes around right at the end, you know, and I'm cleaning up my mess and stuff and he says, oh, this place, I just need to quit. I said no because I'd come here and the food's good. Every time you're working it's hot, like the fries would burn your fingers and stuff, and everything tastes good. You know what I mean. I say you do, oh, that's so nice of you, you know. And I was like, hey, no problem. So then I go through my trash way and I go over and I'm like, oh man, so I had to cut across because there was a front at front, because. So then, as I'm coming back by again, he goes, I'm carrying my pie and I'm like, hey, thanks. And he goes. What do you say?
Speaker 1:My numbers on the inside of it. I'm taking it.
Speaker 2:He goes, stay beautiful. And you know how you almost always want to say you too. Just in passing have a nice day you too. And I just said, said take care, and I'm like damn, I might need to quit going for a minute. Did you open up the pie?
Speaker 1:I don't know if you ate that pie dude, I would not eat that pie.
Speaker 2:I'd be like wait a minute. When did they start putting white frosting On the top of the pie? It's glazed, a nice glazed white topping.
Speaker 1:Oh, billy who thinks you're cute.
Speaker 2:And here's the thing I felt like I sold my soul for a pie you did. Billy, I can't even go in there. I look like you. I'd be like no free pie for me. That's my twin. I want no pie. Can you just put it in my big mac special sauce? You go to bite and you just see a string.
Speaker 1:Come on I like big macs, don't fuck them up. But yeah, I was like I'm pregnant. I look like I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2:But oh man, Billy's got a mire. I figured, that would play on you. Yeah, it's not good dude. I don't know if I'd go back there. I honestly don't think I would go back there Like you're giving me free pie and now I'm beautiful, that's the second pie. Stay beautiful. Yeah, but stay beautiful could have been like A compliment, because you were talking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and me and him. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:We chit chat a lot. I don't like Feel threatened or anything, but it's just funny that, because you know I almost said you too. The next step Is gonna be Put a lotion on. It puts the lotion.
Speaker 1:Ah-chooey.
Speaker 2:That's next step.
Speaker 1:Ah-chooey, I hope that's him doing it and not you.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, no, he's the receiver, it's not gay getting a blowjob Bill, but giving one, I don't know, he's very nice, he's a very nice guy. I'm sure he is, I'm sure he's a nice.
Speaker 1:He's a very nice guy.
Speaker 2:I'm sure he is I'm sure he's a great guy, all right, uh, mine is a like, dislike, a learn. Uh, mine is like, uh, mine's not even in any category, so I'm gonna talk about something that was sad but then weird, okay. So, uh, today I had to go and take my mother-in-law. She had to put her dog down and a lot of people know Chewy but he was sick and he was really bad. So I went and helped her and I take her in there, so I'm waiting in the car because I didn't want to sit in the room, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, so they took me in the room and then they started shutting the door and I was like no, no, no, no, I'm going out in the car. So I went out in the car and I'm sitting there for like 15, 20 minutes. Then Madison, my daughter, calls me. She was like hey, dad, we were just talking about Chewy getting euthanized and you know, mom and her and we were in the bedroom with the dogs and all of a sudden the TV in our kitchen came on at 80 volume. Oh my Huh. And I was like, well, that has never happened before. Yeah, and I said, well, did the dogs accidentally step on a remote? And just she goes. No, the dogs were in the room. So, and she said, when did Chewy go down? Because we were just talking about it on the side About two minutes ago and it happened like two minutes. It all happened at the same time. Spit image like exact time. It was just Jerry Barrett letting him know he got his puppy up there.
Speaker 1:That's what it was. It was just.
Speaker 2:Jerry, letting him know.
Speaker 1:It's kind of creepy. The TV came. It would be creepy.
Speaker 2:I got my dog, I got my little carrots, little carrot things and golf cart? No, but it was in the liver in the kitchen area and the tv and I go. Well, where was the remote? They said the remote was on the counter. It's not even like a dog could step on it, right, but the tv and tracy goes. I was watching tv when you went to bed last night.
Speaker 1:I had it on like 20 because I didn't want to wake you.
Speaker 2:80s no, it was max volume TV, wow, and true crimes came on. That's kind of cool. Maybe we should look at it at mom, he should have changed the channel. Maybe we should be looking at it, at mom, then, but Jerry's trying to say something.
Speaker 1:He's killing us all. This bitch is killing us all. You had her cooking.
Speaker 2:But you know that TV we had. For what? 10 years, At least Since I lived there.
Speaker 1:I've never done that.
Speaker 2:No, it doesn't come on automatically.
Speaker 1:I mean that was kind of, and that's the exact same moment.
Speaker 2:It's a sad day, dude. It is a sad day. Chewie was cool. Chewie was a cool little puppy, but he was old. He was old as shit. I didn't realize he was that old. Yeah, he was old.
Speaker 1:I heard he was 15.
Speaker 2:Yeah, 15, 16. 15, 16 years old.
Speaker 1:So I mean like I didn't realize, Time got away, time got a wing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't realize he was that old. I was like, oh Jesus, they did a surgery two months ago and he had cancer and they took it out, or six months ago and they did that, and then he was just bloated blood everywhere, didn't recover. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, and he was hiding behind the couch and I had to drag him behind the couch. He wouldn't even come to me. They say dogs and animals they'll go away Because they don't want their human to see them suffer.
Speaker 1:He wouldn't even come to mom.
Speaker 2:He would just lay back there he was all tucked back there. He had to move the couch grab him and he was super bloated. I was just like, yeah, it was bad, but mom was agreed, it's time to put it. He was in so much pain, right.
Speaker 1:No, absolutely not. Yep, it was time.
Speaker 2:But Chewy's in heaven now as Papa, so they're having a good time now, old Jer-Bear, jer-bear, yep, what do you guys think of these Arizona hard teas? Hmm, you got to rate it.
Speaker 1:Now we're doing the iced tea, one with the lemon, and this is 5%, so I'm going off of tea brands that we've been on a track.
Speaker 2:And we've done multiples. But this is really good, dude. There's no alcohol flavor to it. No, it's not over sweet. No, it's not over sweet. No, it's not over sweet. There's no alcohol flavor to it. The lemon is a little strong. It's powerful. It is a lot of lemon, especially when you get down more. Yes, yeah, um, but you put this over ice it'd be pretty good. I'm gonna go nine. I don't want to say 10 because I'm waiting for the peach. If this tastes this good, I'm going to go nine and I'm going to say princess Because it's good. Yeah, it's princess, and I agree with you guys, it's good. You get down a little bit towards the bottom, the lime, but I didn't.
Speaker 2:Maybe you didn't shake it up enough.
Speaker 1:Whatever, but it's not enough to deter you. Carbonated, yeah, so you can shake it you can shake it all you want.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go with nine with you, and I had twisted teas and stuff. I'm not a big fan of them because they're super sweet, but this is not, it's not sweet, no, no it's just got a good sweetness of good flavor. I I would have this over twisted if you ever had an arizona tea. Yeah, that's what it is. That, that is exactly what it is.
Speaker 1:You don't even taste alcohol.
Speaker 2:No, you can't taste anything. If I replaced this in an Arizona can of tea, would not know.
Speaker 1:No, you would never know, you would never know.
Speaker 2:Nope, it's the secret. If you want to get drunk at work, dump a couple of these in your head. You'd be like I got Arizona. You drink a lot of Arizona's while you're here. Slamming them.
Speaker 1:All these things.
Speaker 2:Because you can put two in one can. You can put four of these in a 26-ouncer. All right, we're going to take a quick break and we'll be right back, because we got three of these to drink tonight.
Speaker 1:So we got to get kind of moving and we're going to grab the green tea.
Speaker 2:One Green tea next and peach last. All right, we'll be right back. Go grab your ice. Cold arizona teas. Uh, we are drinking hard teas by arizona, uh, premium spike beverages. The next one we're gonna do is green tea with uh, ginseng and honey so now I do want to ask this one I do want to ask where you've found these at I we were. I seen them at the um gas station right originally. All right because I haven't seen these around I've seen them at the, the gas station, and then I went into sparkle.
Speaker 2:I said, bob, let me go over here and look, see if they have them. Boom, and they had them there they had, and they have them at the gas station. Oh and oh yeah, so they're around, they're around. I just never paid attention. I guess they only had three packs in there, though they're next to um the stuff that's like oh my God, that's good, I like that one better.
Speaker 2:So far I do too, me too, and I didn't think I would like this one Because of the honey. Yeah, you can taste the honey in it.
Speaker 1:The little bit of flavor or the green tea.
Speaker 2:I guess you would say, wow, damn. But I would have thought that I would have tasted more of the alcohol in this, and you don. You taste the ginseng. Oh, that's delicious.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say this is better than the last one I can't wait until you get that, so it's a 9.5 because I know the peach is going to be a 10. It's going to be a 10.
Speaker 2:Unless they have that artificial peach flavor. But usually Arizona doesn't I like their can designs. Yes, I know, I mean this know, yeah, but I mean this is very familiar, it looks identical. Yeah, it looks identical. Oh yeah, princess, yeah, all day. Can you hit that again?
Speaker 1:I just like that song and it matches the can. Yeah, it matches the can. It actually matches the color on our board yeah, the pink, the pink and the green.
Speaker 2:This green tea is delicious. That's fucking good, because the lemon was kind of strong. The lemon is strong.
Speaker 1:But this isn't strong on any flavor, it's a strong lemon tea.
Speaker 2:Don't get us wrong, it's a strong lemon, just a lemon. Don't get us wrong like it's a strong lemon, just a lemon flavor, but with a tea after right taste, yeah, but not alcohol, no, I I get no alcohol taste on these it almost feels like you're not even drinking them. No, I, I would. Yeah, these could completely screw you. They would, yeah, I. So the thing is is I could see myself pounding these but what kind of?
Speaker 2:calories are, then that's the problem. A lot of people were getting drinking twisted teas and gaining a lot of weight. Well, because the calories twisted teas, to me, are just so overpowering sweet they're, so you can get one down here and there, but then yeah but there's people, even the peach. I tried it, we golfed with somebody. He.
Speaker 1:He was just slamming.
Speaker 2:I'm like dude how do you wake up in the morning?
Speaker 1:He was slamming.
Speaker 2:Headache. Yeah, oh man, that's good, that is good. I'm enjoying it Did you know, 90% of bald guys still own combs. Yeah, yeah, I have a comb. Yep, just can't part your way.
Speaker 1:Just can't part with it. I get that one too. That's true, though that is funny.
Speaker 2:Did you want to do things you don't know, things that they don't teach you in school? Want to do that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because story.
Speaker 2:No, I'm ready with story time Now. Okay, I'm ready, I'm ready. When is it legal for the US to use a nuclear weapon? Illegal, yeah, illegal or illegal. Legal Legal during war here in about three days I keep hearing yeah, if the us is attacked by a country with a nuclear weapon or by an ally of a country, which nuclear weapon?
Speaker 1:that would make sense.
Speaker 2:I mean, now we got one like what 30 miles off of fucking florida right now? Yeah cuba, cuba.
Speaker 1:More than one probably.
Speaker 2:What is the difference between a latte macchino or a cafe macchino? One has milk Yep, yep.
Speaker 1:I agree, good job. The latte, well latte. I'm not a coffee drinker.
Speaker 2:How long is a human rectum? A human, what Rectum? How long is it? Yeah, isn't it like two miles or something like that? No, no, that's your intestines. Oh, that's your intestines. Oh my dick is two miles long. I could poke you away. So I want to say I have no fucking clue. I don't have a clue. I want to say six inches, 4.7 inches, no.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Rick did pretty good on that one, I mean just how many people are drunk in the world at any given time. Oh, three. Fuck, I know there's at least three. I want to say probably 11 million. Okay, no, wait, wait. What are we going by Percentage?
Speaker 1:No, it's a number, a number?
Speaker 2:Yeah Well, there's billions of people drunk in the world at any given time. At any given time. 23 million, 23 million, what do you think? One billion? I don't know, 50 million. What do you think? 1 billion, I don't know 50 million, 50 million, oh shit, oh, like I said, we know there are three. I mean, how many billion people are around the world? I don't know how many people, but then again there's a bunch of people that can't drink because they don't have alcohol or food, water, bunch of people that can't drink because they don't have alcohol or food water, I mean, you know, I mean there's a bunch of countries that just don't have alcohol.
Speaker 2:I guess you know yeah you might take them away, you might want to. You can't, yeah, don't.
Speaker 2:That's what brings your million to a so it's 50 million Americans drunk Germans and Irish English Okay what percentage of water use in your house would you save if you stopped flushing the toilet? So what would be the percentage of your total usage? I would say probably 50, 20, 33 or 30. I'm sorry 30, 30 which is surprising. So you think about but they have those they have, those toilets that now use less water right, yeah, but because I think I, the Tolits, use the most water.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because that's number one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because there's like 2.5 gallons in the tank and then you flush it Right and you flush it and you just got to fill back up.
Speaker 1:And when you brush your teeth, you're not even using hardly any water.
Speaker 2:I usually wet it down, shut my water off and fucking brush my teeth and then turn it back on. Oh, this one's a good one, this one's interesting Ready. What's the current world's population represented by? Sorry, Population represents a doubling. Since what year? Like? When has it? Like, what year has the population doubled In the past? Yeah, what year? Since 2020. Oh, I don't know if they're that old, though. Shoot, so people are having babies and stuff. Oh, that was the boomers.
Speaker 1:That would have been 65.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's the baby boomers that would have been the most. So, yeah, 60. You know what? Yeah, I'm going to go later, I'm going to go 70s, 70.
Speaker 1:1970 is the correct answer. Oh wow, yeah, that's impressive, right.
Speaker 2:Because you think about you got the baby boomers going into the hippies Generation.
Speaker 1:X. Generation like starting to gen x and a lot of drugs and got a lot of acid babies out there and yeah, you got gen z, you did good, I was impressed.
Speaker 2:If you were to calculate the distance of a person walking in a lifetime, how many times around the earth is it equivalent to? Oh so how many times, basically, would you say, a person's lifetime they would walk? Around around 30 times you say you would do 30 times in a lifetime yeah lifetime, all right um the whole world. Now now the whole world. Now Now the whole world. Ten times the Earth. I mean Around the whole Earth, ten times then.
Speaker 1:Ten.
Speaker 2:I like his 30. Four Really.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:Four times. Okay, this is the last one for the prize. Do identical twins have identical fingerprints? No, no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's correct Because we're twins.
Speaker 2:I know that that is correct Because we're twins, that's a dumb question.
Speaker 1:You got it right.
Speaker 2:I think Rick won this challenge. Well, you got the latte one. That was a hard one, no, the hard one was the 1970 one.
Speaker 1:I can't believe.
Speaker 2:I came up with that one.
Speaker 1:I pulled that one right out of my ass. You put some thought behind it. I'm like there's a lot of hippies right there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's a lot of drugs and fucking going on right now so, all right, now it's time let's rank this, yeah, and then we'll go on to the story because I got about quarter of a can 33. I got a half. You're first right and we're gonna rank this.
Speaker 1:You already said 95.
Speaker 2:I'm going to stick with it. It's going to be a little bit higher than lemon. Yes, you know what I mean. Like what do you want me to say? 9.2?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:No, it's 95.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like I can taste the honey, I can taste the green tea, I taste no alcohol, so I'm with you. I'll give it a nine five, but I could see myself going back and forth between the two between two. Yeah, absolutely you know what I mean. I could do like boom, boom, maybe lemon, lemon, and then do a ginseng and then go back and then go back, yeah because the change the gin. Well, the ginseng is a little sweeter yeah, it is.
Speaker 1:That's why I was going to say it's sweeter.
Speaker 2:This is sweeter, but it's princess, definitely. Oh yeah, I was going to say that I'm going to give it a 9.5, because I do like it light and lemon, but it's sweeter. I don't think I could do as much as these, which I can understand why Billy was saying he would bounce back and forth.
Speaker 2:And now I'm curious about the peach. Yes, but the reason I like the, the green one, is it is a little bit, seems a little smoother and the flavor is just refreshing or something like that. I guess it just, uh, maybe not refreshing, but more it doesn't have that bitterness on the back feels healthier yeah, I.
Speaker 1:I see it like you're Honestly because it's green tea. And it has ginseng and honey.
Speaker 2:It almost tastes healthy. Do you feel bad drinking it? No, hey, what are you drinking Green?
Speaker 1:tea. I drink them on my way to work.
Speaker 2:It's perfect, it's green tea it gets my day going.
Speaker 1:It's green tea, you know what I mean, though it almost tastes like uh, not so much as refreshing, but because the lemon was really refreshing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, but you feel, healthier yeah, you almost not healthier. But just, I don't know, there's something about it. Just it brings it like ah yes, I'm drinking green tea, I'm good Green tea and honey 9.5 on this 9 to 9.5. We're going, and then we got one more.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:I'm expecting that's going to blow us out and we'll get the test. All right, it's my favorite time of the day it's story time. Welcome to Woodpecker Strip Club, located on 123 East Main Street. You won't find no peckers on our stage. Come and try our fresh tacos and our homemade grandma's beef. I don't understand.
Speaker 1:I was trying to do an advertisement for a strip club.
Speaker 2:It worked good because you said there's no peckers. Yeah, there's no peckers, but what about the grandma's beef? Grandma's homemade beef Roast, beef, roast beef. I don't want to try that. You don't want to try the fresh fish tacos? No, they're on sale next week Fresh fish tacos for three for 2.99. Anyways, I was trying to do an advertisement because no one sent me a name this week so I was like, okay, all right I'll get your name shakiqua shakiqua, shakiqua. I don't want to even fuck that up anyways.
Speaker 2:So let's get into the question of this week, and I don't know if I did this, but Shakiqua, shakiqua. So do you Shakui, shakui? Do you prefer breakfast, lunch or dinner?
Speaker 1:And why?
Speaker 2:The question is which one would you eat if you only could eat one? No, the question was like which one's your favorite and why? But you have to eat like. You can't say dinner and eat breakfast, right? No, because that's like just what's your favorite yeah, like you know what you know what category brought us is eggs bacon, right, right know, lunch is usually like sandwiches and stuff and dinner is usually like meatloaf. That's rough because I love bacon. I'm a big bacon guy, right, but you have bacon in dinner and lunch, yeah.
Speaker 1:Bacon.
Speaker 2:Burger BOT. You know what I mean. But I'm not going to lie. I love my breakfast. I don't eat it that often. That's the problem. That's why I'm like okay, dinner, because I would have to say dinner, dinner, just because I make so many different things, so many different things. Yeah, you know what I mean. Especially, I've been just trying to try different things because I'm sick of the same old fucking.
Speaker 1:Every day.
Speaker 2:Pork chop or whatever. But yeah, I would have to say dinner, but that's not what I'm going to pick. Mine is lunch. Mine is lunch Because I do like breakfast. Breakfast is a hard one. I mean definitely there. I teetered on the tube, but I'm a big lunch fan. I like to eat my biggest meal at lunch. Me too. Yeah, the meal. See, I skip breakfast. I like my coffee in the morning.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's all, yeah, I don't eat breakfast, I mean on the weekends I'll do a breakfast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, on the weekends.
Speaker 1:I'll do a breakfast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, on the weekends I do too, but I don't eat breakfast when I first get up on the weekends. I wait a couple hours, then eat. It's more of a brunch, yeah. But see, the thing is, is I like lunch? I like eating a big lunch and eating a light dinner, and then I'm done, because I hate that full filling at night. No, absolutely, but normally I'll skip lunch, you know what I mean. But then I'll cook by 4 or 5 o'clock and eat a decent you know what I mean and then be done.
Speaker 2:So you don't eat breakfast or lunch, not normally. No, wow, do you have something small for lunch? If I have leftovers from the dinner from before, see, lunch is my main meal. Yeah, me too, like 11 to 1 in that atmosphere, that zone. Yeah, that's my meat and I want it to be a foot-long sub, I want it to be blown out. And then when I get home at night I'm like, just give me a little bit of potatoes, a little bit of meatloaf, half a slice, so a little bit of meat, or whatever.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I guess at my job I really can't guarantee anything. Yeah, you know what I mean. Like there's sometimes I don't get a lunch, yeah, like if I'm in the middle of something, like I just don't get it, you just keep going, so I got to like. So I've basically just boiled down to where okay here, if I have leftovers, I'll take it. If I get to eat it, cool. Yeah. If not, whatever. But then when you come home you eat your biggest meal at dinner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That biggest meal at dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes usually by five. Yeah, yeah or five. See, I can't, I cannot eat past six o'clock?
Speaker 1:no, because then you're just bloated and I can't go to sleep yeah, see, I'm not that.
Speaker 2:See, I get off early so I have to eat by like five six. If I eat at like seven or eight, I can't go to sleep. No, if I eat it, if I like 7 or 8, I can't go to sleep. If I eat that late, no way. But Billy eats late all the fucking time. When I'm calling him, I'm like I ate two hours ago. No, well, it's just like Jason and Stephanie, like I don't know how they do it, like when me and you went down there, oh, and they ate. It's dark, like fucking, they're just cooking steaks. I'm like how the fuck?
Speaker 1:like there ain't no way like I'm already halfway through whatever, like we're see, but I already got my buzz and then I don't want it.
Speaker 2:It's a lot of people like get their buzz and then they'll eat and then go to bed. But I can't do that. I I'd rather eat and then, drink. Get my little buzz on and go to bed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I don't.
Speaker 2:my dinner is not my biggest meal, so I just eat enough to like get me a little full and then yeah, but I do know that If I make a big meal at night and take leftovers, my next day is opposite. Oh, you know what I mean, because I had a big lunch, big meal, big, and so the next night I'm like yeah, if I even eat.
Speaker 1:I can't eat late. Yeah, yeah I can't eat late.
Speaker 2:We're going to open the peach. Yeah, okay, good, okay, good. There we go. I'm curious to see what it smells like. So ready for this, I didn't try it yet. I got to give it a minute. That's odd. Yeah, it is Okay, I'm giving it a minute.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah the reason why. First is I got to get that, that sweetness I would no, I was just waiting for the peach explosion yeah you know what I mean from everything else?
Speaker 2:no, I taste the peach, I taste, I taste the peach, but I don't know yet, I don't know if it's the carryover.
Speaker 1:I think, it's the carryover from the ginseng and the honey, I still get the ginseng and honey in my jaws every time I take a sip it's coming up from my jaws, my tongue, on the flat of my tongue as a first notice on the first couple sips. Yep, like it's coming up from, like my jaw, my tongue, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:As a first notice on the first couple of sips, I just want to say the peach isn't very strong, no, but the peach has a different flavor.
Speaker 1:that I'm trying to get, I'm trying to.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to wrap, I'm trying to get the peach and the tea and basically what I get is a slight peach with a lot of tea.
Speaker 1:So, and the tea, and basically what I get is a slight peach with a lot of tea.
Speaker 2:So I'm just making sure. But no fake sugars or anything. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm trying to and I don't want to get that artificial there's no, artificial, I don't, I'm not tasting that.
Speaker 2:It's refreshing a little bit, is it tastes a little bit more watery to you? It does. It does it's like a watered down and I actually taste the alcohol in this, more so, more so, but I don't know if, see, I was waiting to see if that was just the no, I think that's the peach, I don't know. I honestly taste the alcohol like on the back of my tongue on this, so like I just took a drink of Bush Light to kind of bud light to try to rinse my mouth out.
Speaker 1:I don't know man.
Speaker 2:This one's really hard. This one is, and I was expecting a 10 out of it. I'm so disappointed right now. You're not disappointed. We gotta drink it. No, I'm gonna drink it, believe me. I really thought that this was gonna be a 10, but now.
Speaker 2:I wanna recalculate everything. I mean it's good, but it's not like I mean. So far. Right now, I think the green tea was the fucking best. I don't know, I don't mind this one. No, I'm enjoying it. No, I like this. I just think maybe the order we went in, maybe that's what I was a little afraid of, that's like, and like Bob said, maybe the green tea might have been the 10, and this was the 9-5.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:I'm kind of certain that this is my 9-5.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:I really want to say this was the 10. But I'm not. I'm not going to elevate the other one.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to elevate the other one.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to. This is too sweet, yeah, and it stays on the tongue a lot longer. Yes, yeah, but as the more I drink the peach, I do enjoy it, because you get the tea and the peach and I don't get no fake sugar or anything like that. No, no, absolutely not it's a good.
Speaker 2:It's a good it's just different when you go to from the next one, the second one, when you go from the ginseng to the peach. But I have to agree, if I was to go to the store, I'm going to tell you this, and I saw the the uh, the tea lemon and you know they're gonna, because the six pack that we are, the 12 pack we bought, was six, three and three. Right, and if I saw, I went to the store and they said they had the lemon and they're gonna have it. It's the most popular in a 12 pack. I would actually buy the bardy pack just to get these two.
Speaker 1:Yes, and to mix it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, I, I couldn't do a whole 12-pack, but having the mix-up, I would probably maybe do a green tea, maybe a peach and then a lemon, a lemon and then another peach and then a green tea. You could definitely swap them around. Yes, and I think you need to swap them around just to get the different flavors. What I do want to ask, though huh, are you guys tasting the sweetness on your lips? Now?
Speaker 2:the sugar content, yeah, it's like it's starting to, because that's what I'm like. Okay, like I tried to rinse my mouth a little bit. No, it's sweet Because I want this peach to win. I really do, just because I'm a peach guy. It's not bad though no, it's not. I think it goes down easy.
Speaker 1:They all do.
Speaker 2:And of course, these are all Jason Kruper keepers. Oh yeah, definitely. And I would say Princess, across the board, yes, they're all good. So if you get a chance, buy these Arizona premium spike beverages the hard ones and try them out and let us know what you think. Yeah, I would say. Would you say, would you call it Trust me Out of the three? No, just say trust me in the pack, right, wouldn't you say? I would say trust me in the pack, right, wouldn't you say? I would say trust me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to say trust me. I think trust me, get the party pack. You're going to enjoy them.
Speaker 2:You're going to enjoy all the flavors You're going to enjoy at least two, if not all three. Correct, it just depends on how you drink them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in the order. In the order that you.
Speaker 2:I think if you go peach first and then you go lemon and then the green tea, you'll be better off. Yeah, I'm really wondering if we would have went peach, green tea, then lemon yeah, because the lemon would have killed everything yeah, it would have wiped everything out which it already did for us. Yeah, yeah, we tried to base it on the base on, the pack was set up.
Speaker 2:They had a lot of lemon in there. Did you guys have any jokes this week? I gave you one, you did the comb one, I had another one but I forgot. Oh Wait, it's just a dad joke. I like dad jokes. It will just be a dad joke.
Speaker 1:No, you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2:So if you dress up like a cowboy on a ranch, are you ranch dressing? I guess you are.
Speaker 1:I ran into Treson. That's funny.
Speaker 2:I had a couple more, that's fucking funny, but it was a dad one. It's definitely a dad joke. Then I stumbled across that guy on TikTok dude, that fucking. He was like oh, what's he Like? I saved a bunch of them, but he's like is ice cubes in water just resting in their own blood? True, though.
Speaker 1:That's kind of creepy. Have you seen that guy? No, oh dude, he just has a shit ton of them Like and he's just like Reading a book, or no, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:If you clean out a vacuum cleaner, are you a vacuum cleaner?
Speaker 1:You are Cause you're cleaning out the vacuum cleaner. You know what I?
Speaker 2:think I recall that guy.
Speaker 1:It's been a long, it's been a while, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2:He just showed back up.
Speaker 1:Cause he talks real quiet like that.
Speaker 2:My buddy. He sent me a message. He said I'm done with cougars. I told her to hock toey on it and her teeth fell out nasty. Toey, yeah, she is blowing up, but then again, come on, would you teeth? Would you push the teeth aside? He probably did. You get an extra two inches Right down the throat he barely reaches.
Speaker 1:No scraping, no scraping and you know he's going deeper Yum yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum yum yum. Bite it bitch, bite it Bite it hard is going deeper.
Speaker 2:Yum yum, yum, yum. Bite it, bitch, bite it hard. Wait, you got glue on that dentures. You got taste all over it. Oh shit, it's been a wonderful day. We went out and hit a couple, like we've been trying to do in one more golf. We're excited about football Football season's coming up. We're excited about the Indians doing well, or the Guardians doing very well. Billy went and saw a game the other day. Yes, it was great. So many exciting things happening right around now this time of year. The weather is beautiful. We just had a great time today and we're just enjoying it.
Speaker 2:Yep great and uh we got busy. Today was gorgeous, today was great, yeah, and I hope everybody had gorgeous weather and everything. We had a good game of golf. Yes, yes, we've been practicing a lot.
Speaker 1:We and Billy got a golf tournament coming up.
Speaker 2:We got one on the weekend and then we got a big one coming yeah, twinsburg. So we're very excited. Twinsburg's theme this year is race car, race car. So you guys are going to go, as like Ricky Bobby.
Speaker 1:Well, Ricky Bobby's one character.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, you guys should do it, we are, I'm going as the wonder bread guy and he's going as the red one. I forget what it's called um damn, I can't think. Uh, imagine, um, oh, I can't think the other guy, bobby's going as the ricky bobby guy, which is the wonder bread, yeah, yeah, I'm going to say other character.
Speaker 1:It's got red. It's red, yeah, but then he goes red and white.
Speaker 2:Mine's blue, Mine's white because it's Dude. Go to the movie.
Speaker 1:Well, we're going to watch it because they got like shake and bake.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Go shake and bake.
Speaker 2:Go shake and bake when they're together. You know what I mean? Yeah, baby jesus, go shake and bake. Go shake and bake when they're together. Yeah, you know what I mean. Because they separate and then he goes the. The guy you're talking about go billy is talking about goes to something magic. Um, magic, not I. I for some I can't think of the google. It's on no one's's Wonder Brand, but we want to get the whole. We want to have the whole racing uniform.
Speaker 1:No, you guys want to go as shake and bake when they're together, when they're a team and then they separate. What was the name?
Speaker 2:of that movie, tallagate Night.
Speaker 1:Tallagate Night.
Speaker 2:Tallagate Night we want to do Ricky, Bobby and Tracy my wife. She bought us a bunch of nice stuff, you know, like race car, like Budweiser and stuff.
Speaker 1:All right, all right.
Speaker 2:You know, because we've got to have matching outfits all weekend but we've just got to get what? Shoes and socks, right, yeah, and then after that, oh, you guys want to stick with the shake and bake one.
Speaker 1:Oh, someone said go with shake and bake.
Speaker 2:Shake and bake, that's what I'm saying. Shake and bake, oh, he went as Old Spice. Old Spice when he got sponsored, yeah, but he, because he was Wonder Bread. And then the other one was Old.
Speaker 1:Spice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but no, if you watch further.
Speaker 1:Someone said Shake a Bake.
Speaker 2:I will watch that fucking movie, just for you guys. We got to get the right outfit. I'll watch that movie, just for you guys.
Speaker 1:And then me and Billy could go around and go Shake a.
Speaker 2:Bake. Oh yeah, wouldn't that be awesome. Yeah, how many other twins are going to go as that, though, now that I know you should carry a cougar with you, a stuffed cougar. Yeah, because if you ain't first, you're last. How is stuffed cougar gonna call dude? That's gonna be your saying what?
Speaker 2:if we ain't first, we're last first place yeah but I imagine a lot of people are gonna probably pull that off. But see, we have the names, you know we? Or Shake and Bake. You're Billy Bobby, yeah, but we're going to say Shake and Bake, ricky Bobby, ricky Bobby, ricky Bobby is the one guy. Yeah, yeah, that was his name. He had a double first name yeah, yeah. Yeah, Ricky Bobby, yeah, but I still say Shake and Bake no. Shake and Bake was them two.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:We're gonna shake a bag. Yeah, they would say it.
Speaker 1:They didn't say we first or last.
Speaker 2:That was his dad. Yeah, the cougar. His dad was like you first, you're last. And then they put a cougar in it that doesn't make any sense, then they put a cougar in the car with him.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. Rick's gotta have so many ideas for us.
Speaker 2:He's got to come watch the parade.
Speaker 1:Stop shaving.
Speaker 2:Stop shaving your balls right now. You're going to have so many cougars All right. End of the day, Rick. Oh, they were all good. They were very good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can't really compare.
Speaker 2:I feel bad that the peach didn't. Not that I feel bad for Arizona, but whatever. Like I really thought the peach was going to knock it out of the park, yeah, and yeah, you build up your excitement yeah, because their peach is good, did we rank this?
Speaker 1:one Without alcohol.
Speaker 2:We pretty much all did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I gave it a 9.5.
Speaker 2:But then we moved scores around. But like the green tea, 9.5 all day long, but it's sweet. It is sweet, yeah, and that's the 100.
Speaker 1:The lemon.
Speaker 2:I think I would take the lemon, the lemon or the peach. We're kind of equal To kind of balance, maybe Balance everything and go back to the green tea. Yeah, I don't know, I would bounce them back and forth, but trust us, it is a good thing, this is our trust last week we didn't have no trust and this week, trust us. Try these. I would try every one of them, and we killed so many in less than an hour, right, they go down easy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they do, and they're enjoyable. Yeah, they're good. Yeah, they are good, they're. All three are very delicious. Yes, so what's your another reason to drink this week? Buddy, I'm just going to have a great time this weekend.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I'm looking forward to this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and get down to shitsburg and see how it's gonna see all the steelers shit I do.
Speaker 1:We're gonna come back with the steelers. We're going, we're going down.
Speaker 2:We're going down on the north shore, they call it and like it's a big artsy kind of place from what I can see and yeah I'm actually kind of excited about it.
Speaker 1:That is good.
Speaker 2:What about you, bro, looking forward to the weekend? Get a little extra more golfing. Yeah, we do, we do got that event and we get to play together. It'll be good practice. I'm actually just excited to go.
Speaker 1:Watch my dog. Oh, I got to watch his dog.
Speaker 2:tonight he's going to give the hot to eat a burrito hot to eat.
Speaker 1:There you go. A lot of jizz on your back, yeah, you're gonna get the red rocket fucking right in your no right in your fucking lip. I'm coming over here.
Speaker 2:I said I'm gonna bring me some beers, a pizza, I'm gonna play video games. He told me one time that he likes you to spit on it. No, your dog said that he tried to poke him with the wind.
Speaker 1:He was like just spit on it.
Speaker 2:But you know, I'm going to sleep on the couch because I don't want to sleep in his bed. But I'm going to sleep on the couch and then I was thinking where's the dog going to sleep? He said he'd sleep on his little bed. Yeah, so I'm pretty excited.
Speaker 1:So I'm pretty excited, I'm just gonna come over here, jump on the couch with you, yeah, and try it, but yeah, I don't like that it's too crowded.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, I don't want it either. So so I mean like get down and then I'm just gonna watch tv, chill the guns underneath my bed, so if I need, to shoot a neighbor, shoot them and just say lay down, you got dog treats, yeah. So how good, dog treats, here you go. Say lay down, he got dog treats, so I'm good, dog treats, here you go no he loves his dog treats, because he'll go in that back room and just hide back there.
Speaker 2:But anyways, I'm excited Bobby will be back there. Like here it is, I'm going to babysit his dog and stay in the house by myself. It's like a vacation for myself. I'm going to be playing a lot of Call of Duty. So if you're on, look for me. I'm called Archie too. If I kill you I'm sorry. So anyways, everybody, please go out there and listen to another reason to drink. Pass it on to your friends, your neighbors, your cousins, your sisters, everybody. Try to get more listeners. We are trying to get more listeners. Please tell everybody, give us a little more love. They'll probably enjoy the show. Thank you for everybody listening. You guys got any last thoughts? God bless you. Don't turn and drive and be safe. See you guys next week you Bye.