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Shower Thoughts - Haven Exchange #57

May 04, 2022 Haven Exchange Season 1 Episode 57
Shower Thoughts - Haven Exchange #57
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Shower Thoughts - Haven Exchange #57
May 04, 2022 Season 1 Episode 57
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Have you ever stood in the shower and let your mind wonder a bit only to have a brilliant revelation on  life? Or maybe you just get a snap of a quirky idea that lends a new perspective to the mundane. Well then you have had yourself a shower thought! Large or small, "shower thoughts" can give us a new viewing angle that temporarily breaks the patterns and routines of our everyday life. Join us as we discuss our favorite shower thoughts and get off the rails on our biggest tangents yet! 

What shower thoughts have you had? Let us know!  
  
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Have you ever stood in the shower and let your mind wonder a bit only to have a brilliant revelation on  life? Or maybe you just get a snap of a quirky idea that lends a new perspective to the mundane. Well then you have had yourself a shower thought! Large or small, "shower thoughts" can give us a new viewing angle that temporarily breaks the patterns and routines of our everyday life. Join us as we discuss our favorite shower thoughts and get off the rails on our biggest tangents yet! 

What shower thoughts have you had? Let us know!  
  
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Thank you to all of our Patreon supporters! <3

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Genesis:

Welcome to The Haven exchange podcast number 57. Genesis here and we have got another episode for you this week. Today, we are flipping the world on a new angle. Taking a look at life around us, aka, shower thoughts. You know, shower thoughts get a bad rap, initially silly, but they really break up the patterns of reality and give us some new perspectives. So we wanted to find our favorites and exchange our thoughts, our shower thoughts. But first, if you are enjoying the shenanigans each and every week, be sure to give us five stars on iTunes along with following and subscribing to the show on your favorite podcast platform and get notified when new episodes are available. And if you want to further support the show, we'll head on over to patreon.com/haven exchange to sign up and directly support us through the many subscription options we have there. All right. I hope you brought extra towels. This is Haven exchange number 57. Shower thoughts. Day is the Haven exchange? Now you're hungry?

Rick:

Yeah, but not enough to not do this. Not enough to be like, Ooh, I have to eat my meals. A lot of prima donna like That's debatable.

Genesis:

He's posting Madonna. Whoa, I don't even know what that means. But I feel like it means Yeah,

Rick:

I'm post postman. Like I'm the Madonna this like right now with her face is swollen and

Sage:

she has like a 22 year old boyfriend assumption.

Rick:

I think she does. I think they actually just broke up. I think I saw an article that said they broke up.

Genesis:

She had a Super Bowl halftime show last year.

Rick:

No, no way. Oh

Sage:

last year.

Genesis:

Or this past Super Bowl. I should say if that was this year last year. That was this year. Wasn't it like this year was Snoop Dogg? Oh, yeah, that was that one was the one that had like Shakira and stuff. I thought that had Madonna and Shakira.

Rick:

And fuck was that a person? Jennifer Lopez? No? Yeah.

Genesis:

Then I don't know where Madonna is.

Rick:

She's out chillin man. She's still swimming and all that cash from the 80s or the 70s and

Sage:

I really don't understand how she still has money

Genesis:

I'm sure like licensing and royalty like she's she's a fucking worldwide superstar true in Peru are still jam into her CDs.

Unknown:

True, but my thing is, is not even so much that she's not famous. Not really big now. Even when we were growing up she wasn't that big. Like all her hits were an 80s And so we can

Genesis:

come in at so you better get this party started

Unknown:

as it went so funny.

Genesis:

Good point. All right. I thought Madonna had she had some heat. I thought it was like all in the leather and she was getting in the limo van. Is it still good ones too funny.

Unknown:

I think we already agreed if you don't know who Glenn's to find. He is maybe

Rick:

possible. I think the only Madonna song is good is frozen. But that I've seen so many people say that that's like an Illuminati like recruiting video. Frozen where she's like an all black and what she's talking about is your heart being frozen to her. But I've seen so many people eluding to know being frozen from like the devil. Like Oh Satan worship Yeah, dude. It's pretty discouraging is

Genesis:

that's not frozen. Wait, like that song came out last year?

Rick:

No, no, it's early 2000s I think

Genesis:

this is 2021 Frozen. Really? Yeah. Exactly. The video. No, I was thinking and Madonna. Wait, what is this? I don't know who Anybody is this came

Rick:

out in 2009 Wait, no the album came out in 98. So then maybe the video just was uploaded to YouTube on 2009

Genesis:

welcome everybody to our poor pop culture podcast.

Unknown:

Is Madonna really pop culture though?

Genesis:

She's absolutely pop culture. No, she is she live in pop culture? Yeah, but she's still pop culture.

Unknown:

But I don't see how. Because the pop means popular and popular right now. So

Genesis:

if you break it down that way, pretty logical. But in the span of like, if you timeline all of culture and what was popular, there would be a little little spreadsheet little cell spreadsheet of her on that list. Absolutely.

Unknown:

I think it's fair to say and Caitlin I'm not even her fan like this. But I think it's fair to say that Beyonce has been popular musically longer than Madonna. Does that true? Because she's never really stopped.

Genesis:

Yeah. I suppose so. Yeah. I'd be curious the actual years in service they have

Unknown:

when I think Madonna all the think of is like a virgin in vogue. That's it,

Genesis:

right? I mean, as far as who is queen right now, of course, it's Beyonce over Madonna. But I think Madonna has got a lot of she's got a resume under her belt, that's for sure.

Sage:

She like right maybe she's a writer. Maybe that's how she's still got money. Or maybe you know, once you suck Dennis Rodman's dick, you just can't die. And

Genesis:

she's, she's over in North Korea with him right

Unknown:

now. Are you serious? I wouldn't be surprising. Neither am I doing nothing else.

Genesis:

All right. Well, what's up everybody? Welcome to The Haven exchange podcast. My name is Genesis. Each week we talk about something random. Myself and my cohorts here. Who is joining me tonight?

Unknown:

Yeah, I'm Rick cactus.

Genesis:

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Nice to meet you again.

Unknown:

Thank you. Thank you.

Genesis:

And also here tonight is

Rick:

I don't know. I was gonna think I was trying to think a sage something sages something, but all I could think of was incredibly weird shit. So I, Rick, how are you all doing today?

Genesis:

I'd like all our listeners to take just three seconds right now. Let's just get to it's gonna think let's all get together and do the heaviest eye roll we can ever do in our life. We all do this simultaneously. You know, it's going to shift the world to access and, you know, maybe like jostle around Rick's brain. And it all just ended off from the hardest I roll that we could do. It's been a few episodes since we actually did a formal introduction. And you still blew it.

Rick:

You know what? That's fair.

Unknown:

That was a lot of buildup. Just to say that's

Rick:

fair. I started to blame, say like, you know, he threw me off with the rake thing and it just, you know, I got nothing. I got absolutely nothing.

Unknown:

You click in this.

Genesis:

It's kind of one of the most basic things you could do is to introduce yourself. It's literally the one thing you know most about.

Rick:

Yeah, but then when I did it, you guys were just like, oh, this is super weird. You so we're just saying Yo, what's up? That's weird. Or hey, how's it going? That's weird.

Genesis:

I still don't know what Ric cactus is. So you're not alone there.

Unknown:

Hey, you don't have to know. I know. And only a select few people went. Okay. My man khakis.

Genesis:

I think khakis. Car. khakis.

Unknown:

Like from Boston now.

Genesis:

Yeah. Are you a cop?

Rick:

Was good dude.

Unknown:

Oh shit. Definitely stupid as Ben Affleck.

Genesis:

Like good Ben Affleck movie and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Unknown:

Oh, well, that one. Okay, no,

Genesis:

not departed. Yeah, that one I like Okay. Wait, what's Ben Affleck even? Matt Damon?

Unknown:

Matt Damon was in? Yeah, okay. I remember seeing you talking about Yeah, maybe.

Genesis:

I felt like they also had that in How I Met Your Mother. Remember that episode? Yeah. My

Unknown:

dad had a derrick fart for a minute but speaking of take a shower.

Rick:

That's speaking to your mother. I saw a clip where NPH had to. He had to hit on girls, but he could not. He had to wear like a garbage bag over his outfit or something. Oh, Yeah, anytime he talked, he couldn't use the letter E. And whatever he said. And he was just pulling chicks left or Hey, like, this is kind of funny. Yeah. Check this out. That was

Genesis:

episode 231 where he had he was got bored of all like his normal like, pickup lines. So Robin and literally were given him these random ways to pick up chicks. And that was one of them like he he couldn't use vows. Had were garbage bag over suit, he had to talk like a dolphin and he's still

Unknown:

number one law where he dressed up as a lesbian to pick up a girl. Yes. No, it's like what the

Genesis:

heck? Wait, I think that was the episode where he met the one girl he was going to marry the in the one with the British accent.

Unknown:

Oh yeah. I can't think are talking about because he was

Genesis:

supposed to like pick up a chick Well, carrying buying baby food or something like that because Lily just was too bored or too lazy to go. Maybe food for herself. Anyways,

Unknown:

NASA secret NASA.

Genesis:

Rick, you still gotta watch that. That full compilation of the slap but that's on Amazon Prime from

Unknown:

your mother. I think Amazon Prime just with every episode.

Genesis:

Yeah. It's just a compilation of just every episode that has to do with this lab. But

Rick:

no, I have to. I am continuing my Star Wars trip.

Unknown:

Don't watch enough. So many haven't seen.

Rick:

I haven't seen like, no, no, I'm talking to all forms of Star Wars content. Like I'm gonna watch the Clone Wars. No, I'm gonna watch if I can. No.

Unknown:

Because you're lying because you don't fucking attention to me.

Rick:

That's not true. Because I'm already I'm semi caught up on Mandalorian I watched like seven episodes in a row on top of three movies back shortly.

Unknown:

Okay, so you're gonna watch Clone Wars. That's just telling me right now.

Genesis:

He goes to these big boisterous like endeavors. I'm going to play only all my backlog games and I only going to only play games. I haven't people for the new game. But I did.

Rick:

That was my that was 2020 one's new year's resolution and I did that. And then all your backlog games? I didn't say that. No, no, no, no, that's not what 2020 20 Oh, is I was gonna play a game and then beat it. I didn't say I was gonna beat all my backlog. That's too much. That's like this. I don't have enough time to do all that.

Genesis:

For All Star Wars canon,

Rick:

I have enough time to record a pocket.

Unknown:

So you're telling me you're about to watch 133 episodes onwards?

Rick:

I would rather watch that. Then watch some awful movie you guys are talking about from the 70s that hasn't aged. Well. Look if I could sit through Texas Chainsaw Massacre too. Yeah, that that was awful. I mean, was that

Genesis:

Yeah, right. Yeah, right. You know, my mom was

Rick:

I'm sorry, Miss Laird. Oh,

Genesis:

that's not even our last name. Oh,

Rick:

I'm sorry. I feel weird

Unknown:

saying her first name. Her last name is Janeiro.

Rick:

Oh my goodness. If you watch movies, you would know what that was from that. No. That's from live for your diehard?

Unknown:

Just the first.

Rick:

Oh, well know that line. It sounds like fuck. I can't remember the daughter's name. Lucy.

Unknown:

Don't ask me. I only live for your die hard and only seen it twice.

Rick:

Yeah, very good.

Genesis:

Very good movie.

Rick:

Okay. Oh, well, how about this? I'll watch interstellar tomorrow. It's

Genesis:

the only one I really want you to watch. I will watch that tomorrow. Yeah.

Unknown:

Well, you know, it's like

Rick:

I would say today but I believe Don't be like that.

Genesis:

Well, anyways, tonight fellows what I wanted to talk about. So sage, he actually came up with this. I don't know sort of a deep thought kind of thing, something that lets you view the world in a different light, get a different perspective on things and it sparked something that I've been wanting to do was a lot of different things along that nature. So I've got a nice handful of things that maybe break your brain a little bit. Make you see the world from a different angle. Some interesting things here some funny things. Some things you might only think about when you're stoned listen to our all about drugs episode that we put out last week.

Unknown:

This for the record people this was just supposed to be mindless thoughts and he's about to sit and try to make something Way more than should be. Yeah, this

Genesis:

this episode probably won't air because it's not going to work. So if it's not

Unknown:

going to work

Genesis:

I don't know because it's just like how do you comment on this? So but I think these are fascinating and fun little things to think about. I always like to think about little like things that we live, day to day nine to five routines are all about us, we get kind of used to the world around us. And sometimes it's nice to think about things from a different way. In fact, you know, when you get hypnotized a lot of times, that is the biggest tool a hypnotist uses to hypnotize you is to sort of shatter quickly shatter your perception and your reality. So, sage, I think you should kick us off because your ear worm kind of spawned this for us. So

Unknown:

I really dug too deep in first you want to get out this is facing straight ahead.

Genesis:

Well, I don't know how deep this goes. But

Unknown:

he's gonna be talking about stars. And

Genesis:

I made sure to keep most of those out. I tried to keep it light and fun about what we're talking about, not like you are the speck of light that started from the Big Bang is actually ingrained in your soul. But more things like,

Unknown:

you know if you have to sneak that in. Yeah.

Genesis:

Let's see. I want to ask you guys this if you agree with this statement or not, because I kind of agree with this for myself, and I will tell you why. But first, here's the thought. Is your calculator history more embarrassing than your browser history?

Rick:

Oh, that's funny. What? Like, like, how do you explain to someone Oh? How do you explain?

Unknown:

I'm an idiot. You say that your calculator history more shameful than your internet history. And I immediately went to well only type boobs on my calculator. I don't know what else would what type of calculators y'all half

Genesis:

use calculator.

Rick:

Monster uses a calculator.

Genesis:

Well, if your calculator had a history, because, you know, I'm gonna save it on your phone or on your computer. But

Unknown:

I mean, that's a fair assessment. I would, I would 100% say my internet history probably way worse. Oh, yeah. Because I'm 100% given up on spelling. I just say, Oh, I just, I just get it close to typing like, ah, there it is.

Genesis:

I do kind of agree with that. And I have gotten like super late. I've felt myself be super lazy. Like it's gonna get it.

Unknown:

I get so mad when it doesn't. I'm like, Do you know what I'm trying to spell?

Genesis:

It's so pretentious to like Did you mean any like you reluctantly click it. Yeah, motherfucker. I did mean that.

Rick:

Yeah, mother. That's funny. Like, I've there's so many times where I've used my calculator for something that I absolutely shouldn't have needed to feel like, like if I'm adding mileage or something like that. And I'll be like, Hmm, what? 7429 Plus like 80 like 84. So surely you're gonna fight don't math on a pocket calculator.

Genesis:

Or a particular like, formula of math that you have to use your calculator for? Is that even the right word? Addition, subtraction, multiplication division, which we're using it mostly for all the above.

Unknown:

Maybe multiplication, well, if I'm doing something like super big otherwise, I don't really use my calculator.

Genesis:

Well, you cook a lot. So just do that stuff in your head. Is that like a talent you have? Do you know how to do math?

Unknown:

Yeah, do not do math. But you know, measuring cups are a thing.

Genesis:

Yeah, but you know, we times I go hey, Google, how many cups are in announce?

Unknown:

I don't think any cups are an ounce. How many ounces are in a cup? Yes, how

Genesis:

many? But then, but then it will say like oh there's like 1400 ounces and two cups and I got to do the math on the calculator and figure it out.

Unknown:

I believe is eight eight ounces on a cup.

Genesis:

There's our fact checkers

Unknown:

is eight is eight or 16. I forget but I know I want to say is eight.

Genesis:

I think my calculator history might be a little bit more embarrassing than my browser history.

Unknown:

Or the record is eight hours right?

Genesis:

That's fact checked. So your browser history sages only embarrassed Because of the typos

Unknown:

Yeah, just be spelling up a storm out and give a shit. Or go down a rabbit hole. Like so. Like I'll be watching like a movie or some shit. And I'll be like, Man, I know that dude. What the fuck is his name? I don't can't wait for the credits. So then I just start typing out shit that I see in the movie like come on, it's gonna pop up somewhere this happened in this scene or this or if I'm looking for like an episode of like a show that I watched like oh of Castle, like oh, the episode of castle where the chief found out about Katyn and what I'm like okay, so that was app so so that way I got to spend a lot of time I'm very lazy that's what I'm getting at right here.

Genesis:

I see I see. I'm looking at like a quick you know when you go to google.com and you just put your cursor in like the search bar it shows you like your history what you searched so just to expose myself a little bit here's a couple from there

Unknown:

don't say anything about your poor no that's

Rick:

that's yeah

Genesis:

so I got rural hot chili key lights

Unknown:

I know what Chickies is. I haven't had to look he doesn't wow,

Genesis:

I didn't know what those were I saw him on DoorDash I had to google them just soggy chips. Is that the whole it is no should

Unknown:

be like eggs and looking potatoes and peppers is a whole meal.

Genesis:

Thing I well the way it made it sound to me when I was reading it sound like it was just like tortilla chips but they're like soggy no wet. I got cotton candy grapes. look those up. And then I got What does open Gangnam Style mean

Unknown:

wait, wait. Recently you look better.

Genesis:

My reason history

Unknown:

why? You wanted to know. Song is about wanting a nice girl who drinks coffee?

Genesis:

I think you got that wrong. I remember it was it's well maybe maybe it is about that but the subtle undertones to it is that they're making fun of the wealthy elite in South Korea. Second might be kind of songs do you guys agree with this random thoughts? Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying them playing it directly from your phone or device?

Unknown:

I can agree with that. Not only that, is mainly because it's gonna sound better to your own device than the radio on the radio on me. And what I would say randomly hearing your favorite song after you had just thought about it like two seconds before. That's more satisfying.

Genesis:

Well, yeah, that's just super coincidental and crazy.

Unknown:

That happens a lot though. Yeah.

Rick:

I don't really listen to the radio like at all. The only time I listen to the radio is if I'm at a bar or something like that. Not the radio but you know you hear bars and music and all that kind of shit. That's the only time I'm listening to something that is out of my control.

Unknown:

So what they're trying to say is his favorite song is rather has a word

Genesis:

that sounds actually pretty dope.

Unknown:

Song is dope I'm just saying it's super old

Genesis:

he's eating his things and porridge while listening to that on a crank record player. Fucking the conscience is here to loot here it was Derek you're old

Unknown:

you're hearing a pop up you know

Genesis:

he's an old soul ladies and gentlemen. mean physically although he's seems to be dying every week.

Rick:

Or Peter's doing right now.

Genesis:

You can now catch Rick over on nerds adulting podcast

Rick:

I'll shoot him a message and he'll be like, we don't want to either. Stay over there.

Genesis:

He's gonna do a pre production run through and just the introduction alone now.

Rick:

Or her Let me join for like two episodes and they will message you and be like, so taken aback. He's yours again.

Unknown:

Like no, no.

Genesis:

You've already filled the position of need to trade with a blow up doll

Unknown:

or just Marley or just Marley.

Genesis:

It makes more sense on here. Oh wow, I went the other way. Because when i i There is sort of a specialness that like oh shit, that's my jam right there although a lot of the music I listen to isn't on the radio but you kind of like if if you're in the bar or like something comes with a jukebox you kind of like oh shit, that's kind of

Rick:

wave seven. That's funny, you know what St for you there that they when we were at Holsteins and that the biggie song that came on, and the entire bar looked up at me and Ryan to see if we were

Unknown:

no, no, we're not there.

Rick:

Oh, that was fantastic. I mean, everybody was

Genesis:

terrible

Rick:

this is well over 10 years ago. It was crazy. They all were just looking like you know, the lyrics don't

Unknown:

know the lyrics, don't you?

Rick:

Yeah, I do. Go focus.

Genesis:

same should happen to you. When I came into town and we were hanging out in Encino and you put on Oh, baby.

Unknown:

Yeah, I told you. I told him. I was gonna look at me. I knew I was gonna live in.

Genesis:

The smallest town in Illinois. Puts on Thrall baby.

Unknown:

Good song. Good guy.

Genesis:

That's pretty good song.

Rick:

That's pretty good song.

Unknown:

But since you got me looking at 12 little songs. She has a song named disco tits.

Genesis:

That sounds like a dope title.

Unknown:

I'm intrigued. Yeah, but no. Another thing too about the radio. Why? I don't think the radio hit the radio plays like five songs.

Genesis:

Yeah, I guess you don't really get a huge mix. Yeah. And even if you had satellite radio, right, it's so like, categorized, like deeply categorized. Yeah, you're not gonna get much of a compilation unless you do. Like do I remember Pandora being really good for giving me like a huge variety of music. Just based on my thumbs up and Spotify. I don't really see that sort of feature anymore.

Unknown:

Spotify does it but they don't be paying no type of thing. They just thought whatever. Fuck no.

Genesis:

I agree. I do miss Pandora is like my thumbs up playlist was like, Oh, I found so much new music on that.

Rick:

See on Pandora. I actually listened to stand up comedies through a pen. Oh, okay. Yeah, like Bill Burr radio or associate like. And I actually that's actually how I discovered like, Thompson girl for the first time and Oh, really? Yeah, dude, that's fun. A lot of good comedians from that.

Unknown:

Leave it to you to only listen to stand up comedy. You can't even watch a comedy show.

Rick:

What do you like watch the standard like special? Yeah, go to us,

Unknown:

Stan. Just watch the special. Why do you gotta listen to it? Well,

Rick:

I mean, I can't really

Genesis:

be fair. He does send us clips of Tom segura.

Rick:

Well, that but I listened to that. I don't really watch him. Okay,

Genesis:

I tried to get you back on this

Rick:

is because I watch standup when I'm at home, but when I'm working, you know poeple earbud in and listen to something while I'm fixing a machine or some. He likes watching

Genesis:

Bert crushers the best.

Rick:

Bert kreischer machine. No, definitely not.

Unknown:

He's hilarious, dude.

Rick:

He's hilarious. But it's all about Tommy segura.

Genesis:

I was watching a clip of him. And his joke. He was talking about how kids you skipped grades. when they were younger. He's like, why can we just skip years as an adult? He's like, can I just get to the end? It was like a nine

Rick:

those clips I'll be sending all those have me what that means when Berwyn Berg when he said he hit his wife. And I'm like I don't want to give it away because it's hilarious. But the oh guys are hilarious.

Unknown:

Okay, well back onto the topic. All right. Here's one for you. That might cause a debate.

Genesis:

Okay, wait on us.

Unknown:

Is there another word for synonym?

Genesis:

Is there another word for synonym? Which Rick if you didn't know that means that Yeah, yeah. Yeah. words that mean the same thing? Yeah. Yeah. Not some seminoma.

Rick:

UK say Right.

Genesis:

Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon.

Rick:

Real hard time.

Genesis:

Cinnabon. Cinnamon Cinnamon. Okay, cinnamon. Synonym? Is there is there actually a synonym for synonym, though? I don't think

Unknown:

I don't think there is. I mean, this is this. They're like, You know what? Fuck you. We're gonna give you this word and nothing else.

Genesis:

equivalent no because that's like same but different, right?

Unknown:

Yeah. equivalent or Yeah, same but different. Yeah, that's right. Well, not equivalent is

Genesis:

but like synonym is like same but same equivalent, like kind of the same in context. I guess it's not really the same word though.

Unknown:

Yeah, make you think. Yeah,

Rick:

like, I'm really racking my limited knowledge of words here. To just think of something similar.

Genesis:

Yeah, and I think there's like a lot of those types of examples within at least the English language where there's like, these weird things. I don't even know what that would fall under. Like, isn't the word for the longest word the longest word or some shit like

Unknown:

yeah, no, it's um, the longest I forget what the longest word is? Is Oh, is it anti disestablishment, dysentery Arianism assumption like that?

Genesis:

I just establishment terian ism. Yeah. Okay, that definitely doesn't mean fear of long words. That means that's like political wording. So I

Unknown:

never took the time to look it up. I'm like, somebody put that many words every word and alphabet is in a bit.

Genesis:

Struggle you trying to Google search that word? I will stop coming up or whatever. There would not be any Did you mean from like, Hmm,

Rick:

did you? That's funny.

Genesis:

That's that I want to research you Google searching your ability antidisestablishmentarianism. And then a synonym for it.

Unknown:

Okay, you wanna you want to nag on me, so that you bought out spelling? Fuck, that kind of segues into my next one. Okay, okay. Why is there a D? in fridge? But not one in refrigerator?

Genesis:

Fridge? Fri G D? Yeah. And refrigerator is re fridge and then eraider but there's no D? Yep. No, d r e f r i. e r a TLR. Yep. That doesn't make any good.

Rick:

No, no. We've talked about this before, right? Where? Why is it Arkansas? And Kansas? Right? It's just a our Kansas.

Unknown:

But this is the same this word means exact same thing. And they just said Fuck the letter. Actually. Word. Yeah, fridges word.

Genesis:

Is this not just like shorthand?

Unknown:

Pretty sure it's in the Oxford Dictionary. Let's see.

Genesis:

What about Webster? I heard he's smarter than Oxford was the weirdest dark bark bark of a giggle

Rick:

No. I did not laugh like that.

Unknown:

Check this out. So in the Oxford Dictionary, fridge a piece of electrical equipment in which food is kept cold as it stays fresh. The sentence they use is the kids tend to rate the fridge when they get home from school refrigerator a piece of electrical equipment in which food is kept cold so that these fresh This is they use the dessert can be served straight from the refrigerator.

Genesis:

It's the same exact definition same exact fucking definition. Fridge refrigerator that doesn't make any sense. There's gotta be some like English rule set that like you can't have a D and an E next to each other or some bullshit like that. That's so weird. I don't even think I say the word refrigerator anymore. I think I just say fridge.

Unknown:

Oh anything that's a fridge. Just get it

Genesis:

devolving just fucking point all our messages are just in pictures. You know, we're like cavemen back again.

Unknown:

I mean, it's just easier. I got time for word, right?

Genesis:

We're just efficient. Spell correcting I was getting making us dumber. Rick, you're the only one with kids here. So like when you're teaching them like English and spelling. How hard are you struggling?

Rick:

I'm not struggling. The question?

Unknown:

Oh my god. Okay, this, this Okay, so I'm googling some right now, just to be honest. And this one has got Rick's name written all over.

Rick:

I don't want to hear it.

Unknown:

Okay, okay. Why is it called Oh taking it up if you live in

Genesis:

Florida I get it. I know

Rick:

I get it. I get it, don't ya but like,

Genesis:

no

Rick:

so why is it called taking a dump if you're leaving it right? Yeah, that's what you use it. Yeah. Okay. Do you understand this? Yeah, I'm saying yeah, I think I get it. I mean,

Unknown:

please, please elaborate on what you think you get.

Genesis:

So why is

Rick:

it called taking a dump? If you're leaving it you're not taking it anywhere you're leaving it day okay so I'm saying what not to say. I get it it's I guess it's funny.

Genesis:

It's not funny.

Rick:

Yeah, what I'm saying I just you guys I just don't I don't think is

Unknown:

funny. Every is pretty damn funny. Especially you in your bathroom proclivities. proclivities. There we go.

Rick:

This year for Christmas. I'm getting you it fucking but day to

Unknown:

day we'll be outside box.

Genesis:

Hey, listen.

Unknown:

To fuck with me.

Rick:

Wait, Jen, you said you'll try it. Alright. Dude, is this gonna change your life?

Genesis:

We'll see. We'll see. I'm a little hesitant on what that installation process is gonna be like in the first trying of it. I

Rick:

think it's super easy. It's super easy.

Unknown:

There every time. I'm about to go pick it up. Okay, now 1015 minutes late. You just hear oh?

Rick:

No, you hear you hear the hissing sound on the water. It makes like, it makes like a little hissing sound. That's

Genesis:

what you want to hear from your toilet bowl. What are some horror stories with snakes in the toilet?

Rick:

Look, please don't say that. Because like I'm already paranoid.

Genesis:

So yeah, you live in a rural area. So those snakes are there.

Rick:

You kind of do too, though. You

Genesis:

exist out here in West Coast.

Unknown:

A lot of these are pretty dope.

Genesis:

Yeah, so like, I mean, even if it's funny or not, I think we should probably start saying I gotta go leave a dome. Like that just makes sense. Right?

Unknown:

Makes sense. It makes sense. Like I'm taking a dump. Where am I taking it? And why? Question.

Genesis:

Just leave that shit there. double entendre?

Unknown:

I've never thought about that.

Genesis:

I'll see you once you go down the rabbit hole. Like there's a lot of different ways to look at this world. And that's the point I'm trying to make.

Unknown:

If you're at a restaurant, and you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter? Say it again? If?

Rick:

Oh, you didn't get it, you stupid bitch.

Genesis:

All right, right. You can have that one. Did you get it? All right. Yeah, I got

Unknown:

it. Let's say if you're at a restaurant, and you are sitting at the table waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter? Ooh.

Rick:

This episode needs to just be changed to high thoughts.

Genesis:

Essentially, that's what it is. Yeah. It's funny about that you put a negative connotation that like high thoughts, Stoner thoughts, but it's really, when you smoke weed, right? You're expanding your perception a little bit. And you're, you're viewing the world from a whole new light. When you're waiting your waiter at the restaurant, what do you think about this? What if we got the whole ecosystem completely wrong? We as humans are not at the top of the food chain. But maybe plants are the ones that are farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die and turn into the mulch to which they consume.

Unknown:

I mean, if so they're playing the long game.

Genesis:

They're surviving. I mean, what's the long game there? They want to keep us alive. Yeah, but

Unknown:

you know, we're tearing down trees left and right. And they ain't making what you know, maybe they they came up with COVID like, Y'all got out of hand put you on punishment for two years so we can get back up.

Genesis:

What about allergies? That's a punishment.

Unknown:

I was using the devil. Yeah. Trulia?

Genesis:

That's I'm keeping us at bay

Unknown:

at bay when we have Benadryl

Rick:

Have you ever driven through like, Sage you might know this more driven through Country Club Hills where there's just like all that pollen and shit floating everywhere and it's the most terrifying thing in the world Yeah, I got it I got pretty bad Thanks mom.

Unknown:

I don't know about that. But what I do doo doo doo Yeah, somebody's gonna say it

Genesis:

makes you leave it

Unknown:

when I'm driving and let's say I'm on the highway and there's like construction or something you know, they'd be sometimes we have like clouds of smoke or something like that. Like I will always roll up my window right when I'm about to get into it and roll it down and I'm passing as if that's somehow protecting me a feeling whatever

Genesis:

read that that's actually worse to do when you're dry because like your engine takes that in and then it comes through your fence either way, I guess. Either way.

Unknown:

I mean it's I don't know I don't know why I'm like oh, I don't want those particles in my

Genesis:

No I think it's understandable to do

Rick:

that you also turn down your radio to see better

Unknown:

I'm sorry I don't know why that's the thing. Like you everybody like if you lost people turn on the radio if you're if you're trying to backup your car you turn down your radio I don't know why

Genesis:

help you focus obviously.

Rick:

Yeah, I'll be focused. But Amen Yeah,

Genesis:

dude. What if you thought about that the fog I do totally do that. With the new

Unknown:

self driving cars What if when they're not to park or reverse the radio just automatically like wait a minute. You're supposed to head is under control

Rick:

to tweet at Elon Walsh right now and tell him to set that

Genesis:

you know what's funny about the self driving cars I was just talking to Kurt about this that once they're like fully automated there's gonna be no need for windshield wipers anymore. Because that is purely for us to see that the car

Rick:

thing? Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. But I would think they would still install it because they want you to be able to see not not the car but the manufacturers would wear

Unknown:

the did you see the video the cop pull it over the self driving car? And it wasn't it wasn't anybody in it. And when he went back, he went back to his quadcopter calling and it just drove off.

Genesis:

driverless car

Rick:

it was hilarious. If I didn't live in Illinois or own a house. I would absolutely get a Tesla dude was so bad. I'm really bad. I got a sheet metal, y'all. Yeah, not well, you know, like 70k

Unknown:

know what I came up with a $30,000 model. Yeah, it's not even

Rick:

that it's just I heard they're really bad with like ice with like the super cold weather. They're

Genesis:

really good with ice. Yeah, they're actually quicker than engine motors.

Unknown:

I would I would I can see the cold weather because with the battery

Genesis:

now that that maybe that's a different but like as far as reaction time to like patches of ice and like being able to traverse it. Way better way safer. But I don't know about the battery last night in the cold.

Unknown:

Oh, didn't I read an article the other day isn't your state 100% Sustainable engineer?

Genesis:

I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I would have been anywhere that would have been possible a lot of people there's a lot of like incentives to get solar panels and all that kind of stuff everybody drives a fucking Tesla out here to are the Tesla manufacturers. It's literally like 10 minutes from me to

Rick:

I want a Tesla so bad. I slick

Genesis:

videos on YouTube like people getting in them for the first time because I'd like zero to 60 and like fucking a half a second or whatever it is. Zoom's Oh, that's sick. Like oats and shit though. Like I feel like there should be like Yat Sen like using Tesla technology.

Unknown:

Yeah, it's are expensive as fucking as it is you think I'm about to buy weight first and foremost. Let's take a trip that you want me to buy an electrical? Yeah. Let's, let's literally let that sink in a little bit. Fine.

Genesis:

So that was one question. They didn't ask the guy that built the hydrogen blimps that were filled. You really think that's a good idea? That'll be fine.

Unknown:

Nothing about that. sounds like it'd be a good idea nothing.

Genesis:

so hear me out here. Lawyers hope you get sued. Doctors hope you get sick. Cops hope your criminal mechanics hope you have car trouble. But only a thief which is prosperity for you

Rick:

know that's kind of fucked up.

Unknown:

I mean, it's true though,

Rick:

lobby. Yeah, you're definitely not wrong.

Unknown:

I mean, how bad would it be you getting robbed? And they start asking you for all your money like man I got none. And he starts finding out and you be like you know what you need a couple books

Genesis:

and that wraps you back.

Rick:

Oh man so you do you don't good now we run out about your real quick down.

Genesis:

That's like anybody that just came famous. I'd like some small town or from poverty. We're coming out. Oh, you're doing good. Let me get some.

Rick:

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that might be your case. When you come back this way. Oh, are you making good money now? By Mr. McDonald firm's costs

Unknown:

can I just say from don't actually watching the video the other day. There's companies who make just super elaborate as safe rooms now. Yeah, that'd be in one company specializes in like, like almost like James Bond type shit. So like, you want to be able to press a button and some shit happens. That leaves it open to it.

Genesis:

I've always wanted like a secret room. That would be so cool.

Unknown:

There's one company they don't make a safe room. They made a safe house. That once you get in, if the if somebody breaks in it, fucking deadbolt locks every door in the room. It's every glass is bulletproof, can't be shattered. It releases knockout gas through the vents.

Genesis:

I think you'd have to take a test and several courses to just determine your eligibility for something like that. Because there's a lot of dumb motherfuckers that probably are not ready to handle the complications of a house demanding

Rick:

no and you would be the type of person to be like hey, why don't you come over real quick and set the alarm right before they get there?

Unknown:

Not because they know it. Night Out everybody. Even even if you're in a room, it's your house. You get knocked out to

Genesis:

party a gents house I don't ever remember shit.

Rick:

I could see you walk in Jen's house. And then right before you both pass out he says you better hope you wake up first. Yeah,

Unknown:

yeah. safe rooms are cool, though. Yeah, but in the movies. It always baffles my mind that when somebody locks herself in a safe room, the thief or crooks or whoever sit there and take all that time trying to figure out a way to break into it. I'm like, this design for this exact thing.

Genesis:

Yeah. Oopsie

Unknown:

like you think they ain't ready? It feels me if I had a safe room and I knew nobody could get in. And I had a group of people coming in I'm having a video of what I'm doing playing on the outside so they can see they're gonna be in there trying to break in and be on there playing Xbox talking. Still here

Rick:

are like you still here.

Genesis:

You really have to watch that movie crush the skull because it's built around this house. That's basically what you're describing there. Like the whole house is on lockdown. I think it out.

Unknown:

Yeah, that's like hostage with Bruce Willis.

Genesis:

Yeah, in my opinion, one panic room.

Unknown:

Yeah, now we don't talk about pentagram.

Genesis:

I'm like that one. Was that Forest Whitaker? Oh,

Rick:

what's the forest? And Jody I think it was

Unknown:

Jennifer. Sure. But wait, wait, hold on. What?

Rick:

Yes, I saw it it was Jared Leto within it. Wow. Yeah, it was Forest Whitaker

Unknown:

Foster is in passage and that man

Rick:

hostage is a great fucking movie.

Genesis:

That was pretty good. Love that movie.

Unknown:

Hits blood with the alphabet in alphabetical order,

Genesis:

oh bars Oh put the alphabet now fanatical order Yeah, it was there. Do you think there was a system to that

Rick:

has no fucking clue. That's really, really good. Because yeah, it's like Who determined that's the alphabetical order? And why did we all just accept it? Like,

Genesis:

makes sense? Right one and then you get to one plus one is two. And

Rick:

boy does it though. Yeah, if I go

Genesis:

up the amount of things

Rick:

that right, right, you go up the amount of things right. But like, I don't know how to say this without sounding incredibly stacking. Yeah, wait for it. Who named it one? Like, what? How did they come up with one? Like,

Unknown:

are you saying one or one like one?

Genesis:

I don't know where they came from. But I don't know how they figured it out.

Rick:

I mean, figure it out. Yeah, that day. Yeah.

Unknown:

Well, I mean, I think that it's only one here in America. But it's, it's different. Like one has a different word and every other country,

Genesis:

right. But they do mean the same thing.

Unknown:

They do mean the same thing.

Genesis:

There's math.

Unknown:

Well, they only mean the same thing. Because English is our first language. To them. One means the same thing. It's Oh, no, because Uno is there. Right? It's really it's a perspective.

Genesis:

It's a concept.

Rick:

Huh? Yeah, I

Unknown:

have no idea. No idea who put down why does

Genesis:

he have to be a front? Why couldn't they be in the middle somewhere?

Unknown:

Do and that's crazy part because I remember so. I was like we you took French you took? And we both know Spanish? Like the alphabet for French and English and Spanish, for the most part is the same. Yeah, like they just wanders in there. And the other thing? Yeah, they just pronounced different. You step outside of that, like Japanese kanji. They got no fucking a.

Genesis:

Yeah, it's just like ideas, right? Yeah. I'm

Unknown:

like, What the fuck is this shit? Like, how do you learn a language of this?

Genesis:

You ever saw rival? Oh, yeah.

Rick:

Wait, no, I'm trying to think is that with Jeremy Renner is? Yeah, I think yeah, I saw that.

Genesis:

Jeremy Renner. Is that green?

Rick:

Yeah, I saw that. It was pretty good. The other one was good too. With Natalie Portman, I think. And Oscar Isaac,

Unknown:

you just say it names now. Five movies. Oh, shit. We can't wait. What was it called?

Genesis:

It was it was the Netflix original wasn't? Yeah. That was like Evanescence or like no lessons coalesce. I'm looking at the basically they had this like bubble that like, yeah. And when you went into it, like whatever this bubble was doing it was like splicing and combining DNA from everything that was in the area. And this real trapeze point happens plot twist at the end, and it was really good.

Rick:

Yeah, I can't remember what it was. And I don't see it. Oh, not annihilation. No. Way. All

Unknown:

right, was telling me about that when it came out. I've just never

Rick:

watched it. Yeah, it was really good. Movie. Well,

Unknown:

he mentioned it. And I thought it had something to do with aliens. And I'm just tired of watching alien movies.

Genesis:

Kind of feels like if you were to watch the trailer, you would think that but I wouldn't say it is. I mean, it kind of is. But it's not really.

Unknown:

If you want to Prometheus Yeah. If you didn't know that was an alien origin story. Like it might be dope. I love Prometheus. I loved it. You

Rick:

know, it was a alien prequel or whatever, before you saw it. Or,

Unknown:

again, I'm friends with RC if I didn't want to know, I would go. No.

Genesis:

I think you've seen it way too late. So I was already privy to that. And

Rick:

yeah, I saw it. I knew it was there before I even saw it. Because I you know, of course waited too long to see it. Everyone was talking about it.

Unknown:

Too long. 11 years.

Rick:

That's why I'm seeing Doctor Strange this Friday.

Unknown:

Yeah, I'm trying to do this Friday too, because it's spoiling when I read Islam is supposed to be so many surprises. Ramy. Let's go. But hold on. Did you are you watching moon night? Yeah, yeah, I'm caught up. Okay, because you know, I guess the ending of moon night is tomorrow. Straight strange. It's Thursday. So people are saying it's gonna it's gonna lead into Doctor Strange. Interesting.

Rick:

I hope so. Do moonlights been awesome.

Genesis:

I haven't watched it yet. Oh, good.

Unknown:

It's only 676 episodes. You can get in and out.

Genesis:

Yeah, yeah, I need to just sit down and powerhouse through a banana Kitchen Nightmares binge.

Unknown:

Don't just, you know.

Genesis:

I'm trying to learn what not to do right off the bat.

Unknown:

I'm having watched tonight there's a new show on TBS that I want to watch but I just haven't gotten around to it's called rat in the kitchen. Oh, God. So is it kitchen cooking show where they you know they competing for money, whatever. But somebody's a mole and he just they're just a fuckup people's dishes. Oh. And have to try to figure out who it is. Before it's too late. I

Genesis:

like all big brother days.

Unknown:

Yeah. Sounds dope. I just haven't got around to it. Yet

Genesis:

CBS has been having a lot of those like interesting game show style shows. Alright, so this one might be a little disrespectful to Rick, but say even I can really feel this question or the statement I'm about to make. I feel like this, this type of people don't get as much attention and love maybe as the as the other side.

Unknown:

I don't know where you go with this.

Genesis:

So tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people. Right? But if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor, it'd be insulting. Explain that.

Unknown:

I mean, I never thought about it. It's like it would be insulting. Here he goes, like you're trying to say I'm sure

Rick:

Wait. How is this insulting to me?

Genesis:

Like, tiny man, it's okay.

Rick:

First of all, please don't start that.

Genesis:

You're like Tom Cruise.

Rick:

I am five eight, sir. So first of all, fuck you. Second of all.

Genesis:

Would you consider yourself to all

Rick:

for a male? No. Like, I learned a long time ago that you know, I should

Genesis:

you so how many times have you asked someone to get you to some higher self? Oh,

Rick:

I only have ever because, dude, I would rather wait till no one's around and hot mic is up to grabs. Before I ask like you get them.

Genesis:

A little stepstool in your apartment?

Rick:

No, I don't know, there is one in here. For the girls.

Genesis:

You've never used it.

Rick:

No. I've never had to use it.

Genesis:

Okay, it's okay. There's definitely one in here though. But it's really girls. So if I asked you to pick something up off the ground for me, because I'm just too tall for you insulted by that.

Rick:

That's the thing. I don't think I'd be insulted. I think it would just be like, me just being like, Okay, I got you don't worry about you know, you got a bad back or I would think of anything other than all your to call like, I wouldn't know I would not think that at all. They'd be like, Oh, someone's being like, Oh, I got too much money. I don't know where to put it all. I wouldn't think that at all.

Genesis:

All right, next one. This one's actually pretty. You got one. Yeah,

Unknown:

one for you. Did you know that? When you are, and this could be either high or drunk. But when you're faded AF you're actually a palindrome.

Genesis:

Faded A F faded F A. Oh, I don't use the word AF though. Because I'm not like a millennial.

Unknown:

I mean, it's quicker.

Genesis:

lol

Unknown:

is fucking quicker.

Genesis:

That is a palindrome it's a wreck. If you didn't know what a palindrome means. That is a word that is reads the same forward as it does backwards.

Rick:

Appreciate it. Appreciate the lesson there.

Unknown:

Okay, now this this is all in this funny list, whatever. But this is a serious question that I have. When you are born deaf. What language do you fucking think?

Rick:

Now here we go here the real question. Okay.

Unknown:

I'm taught this like what the fuck?

Genesis:

Yeah. If you're deaf, what what do you like think? What language do you think? And yeah, well, I guess you would learn sign language, right?

Unknown:

Yeah. What are you thinking? Right? Are you seeing your hand? Like when you're thinking you're just seeing hands move. Like,

Genesis:

they have an alphabet. So I mentioned they can spell so they can put where they just went? And they probably wouldn't know like the sound of what it means, though. And that's what would be like, interesting. Like, what are they? What are your dreams like and things like that? Or just yeah, like, what you're thinking

Unknown:

that motion pictures?

Genesis:

That you do? I do in the sense of like people who are like bilingual, like, what do you what, what language do they dream in? If you're bilingual?

Unknown:

I don't know about being bilingual, or what's in your head even. So, the human brain is amazingly Yeah, so I didn't believe it until somebody recorded me doing this one time. But apparently sometimes when I sleep, and I attribute this uh huh. represent me watching tons of anime my entire life. I speak fucking Japanese. In your dreams. Yeah. Because I sometimes talk with my sleep so and I sometimes speak Japanese. I can't speak Japanese when I'm awake. Save my life.

Genesis:

Wait, so when you sleep talk, it's in Japanese sometimes. And but you also remember dreams in which you're speaking Japanese?

Unknown:

No, I don't really remember any of my dreams.

Genesis:

Asleep talking is Japanese.

Rick:

Yeah. Wait. So when you go to sleep in someone's next year, I'm assuming. And he tells you when they tell you you're speaking in Japanese. Do they remember what it is that you said? Like this is some from an anime maybe? Or?

Unknown:

Sometimes it is sometimes just like a song or something from anime.

Genesis:

Yeah, cuz you mostly watch anime with subtitles right? In the native language? Yeah. That would make sense. Yes. You watch a lot of it

Unknown:

since I was seven. But I mean, this will make sense. But it's still just some fun to think about. But if Professor X can move objects with his mind, so then why can't he make his legs move?

Rick:

Hilarious.

Genesis:

He did make himself fly at one but we have a why wouldn't he? Yeah.

Rick:

The idea of walking. He would just have to use too much brain power to like continuously. Maybe Yeah.

Genesis:

A lot. You got to like move in your leg to actually get it to walk. It's not a different parts. But I mean, he's like a fucking class. What does it class X? Mutant? Like the highest form? No,

Unknown:

no, no, he's not omega class. He has a strong he has a strongest telepath but I'm Omega classes. Phoenix

Genesis:

let's put it doesn't Dizzy we'll himself. Yeah. Motor.

Unknown:

I don't even know if he has motor. I think he moves the fucking chair. Does he move it? I think so.

Genesis:

He might. I can't remember what he looks like now. Patrick Stewart. Oh, yeah, I got this one's participatory. Okay. You guys.

Unknown:

Just participate. It's not raining.

Genesis:

All right. You might be right, Rick. All right. You guys got to try this guy? No, you got everybody listening to this is about to try this too. Because it's fascinating. This kind of goes along with your, your sin and then one. But when you say forward or back, your lips move in those directions. What do you mean your lips move in those directions? Say the words and then you'll know.

Rick:

Oh, yeah. So if you say for your lips kind of

Genesis:

out out there listening. I hope you tried that. And it's up to that as well. Or word back? That direction? Sounds kind of fun, huh? Yeah,

Unknown:

I literally you just broke me a little bit.

Genesis:

Oh, you had one say?

Unknown:

Okay. Okay. If you drop soap on the floor. Is the floor clean? Or is the soap dirty?

Rick:

Who?

Genesis:

Well, okay, I think we need to talk about

Unknown:

struck a nerve. Let's go.

Genesis:

Ray would talk shit about me all the time. Because I just use the bar soap on my body to clean not like a wash rag or nothing like that. A loofa. You just use your bare hands. I use the soap bar. While I'm saying like you would with my hand. Yeah, hold the bar and I rub it on my body. So the bar is clean. So if it drops, would you say if it drops on the floor? Is the floor clean?

Unknown:

Is the floor clean? Or is the bar dirty? Just like if you have a if you have a dirty body and you're cleaning off? Just rubbing the soap on your body. Yeah, the soap is mixing with the dirt and you're rinsing it off your body. But is that soap now? clean? Clean. Wow. Are you also washing the soap while you rinse?

Genesis:

But since the bar is soap, it's clean. You rinse off a little bit like can bacteria grow in? So I would assume so. Then I feel like then we shouldn't be just leaving that motherfucker out like we do right or well

Unknown:

it's 2022 if you're not using body Last shall not fuck you don't realize

Genesis:

this doesn't seem as effective is like feels like it's not effective. I know the clean from a bar soap cleaning that about body wash. Rick, I defer to you. What is your tool of choice?

Rick:

I use body wash and rag. wash cloth.

Genesis:

sounds so funny when he says the word rag like that. Just makes me wonder why. There's nothing funny about that. But I use body wash and a rag.

Unknown:

I think you know,

Genesis:

what do you clean the rag? When do you clean the rag? Ooh.

Unknown:

Oh, no. I can answer this. Because I don't use a rag. I use a loofa. When you clean the LUFA the LUFA says on there. You're supposed to throw it away and get new and every 30 days,

Genesis:

though you do? Yeah. To the tee? Yeah, to know. I mean, are you stretching sometimes?

Unknown:

Just about get a loofa you can kind of tell because you know, because it starts off super compact. And it just gets looser and looser and looser. And then you're like, well, this ain't really hold. Oh, I

Genesis:

see. Yeah, it starts unwinding itself. Yeah. Just a rag on a stick. Simpsons.

Unknown:

Okay, so like, this is a white folk thing, some black people and I don't really get it. Where they will take a shower. Dry off with that shower rack with a shower towel. And then hang that up and dry it for to dry. Then use it again.

Rick:

Yeah, no, that's, that's wild.

Genesis:

So what do you do?

Unknown:

I put it in my dirty clothes, hamper. And wash it when it's time for me to wash clothes. Yes.

Genesis:

So do you have like

Rick:

10 gels Genesis. Are you about to sit here told me you have one towel in your apartment?

Genesis:

I have a couple of towels. But that I use the same. The same towel gets hung up and use the next day. Yeah, how old is the thing?

Rick:

Yes, definitely a thing. But how many times do you use a towel before you wash it? Or do you now wash it like amania?

Genesis:

Just replace it?

Unknown:

I mean, think about it. Have you ever washed clothes? And then you know, forgot to put them in the dryer until the next day? Yeah, they have that mildewy fucking smell. It's the same thing with the fucking

Genesis:

the law of materials that goes into these towels that's meant to be

Unknown:

it's cotton. What materials?

Genesis:

Like, that's the normal thing to do. Like no, it's

Unknown:

not. It's not normal. I think.

Genesis:

I think I probably use it far too long before between washes. But I don't think every day especially you Rick, if you're you wait, wait a minute. If you shower after every time you shit. That means your towels are being used up. You have to have at least 40 towels.

Rick:

No, I have 10

Genesis:

I've been shower at least once a day, right? Yeah. And you shit. Maybe twice a day? No. Once a day. So maybe towels in a day.

Unknown:

Well, we've heard I use I use to show

Rick:

let me let me dispel this rumor now. Because I don't know. I don't know if I actually said this. I don't actually shower every single time I take a ship. It's like you, you. It's like you have hundreds if not every single time like 90% of the time like I took a shit gotta get out of the shower. Now,

Genesis:

percent of the time. That's a lot of towels that you're burning through.

Rick:

Yeah, but there's a washer and dryer in the building takes 10 steps to get to it.

Genesis:

I don't have that convenience either.

Unknown:

Oh, I wouldn't say that. That's I'm sorry. The one towel thing. The one the reusing the same type of things. Wish it to me. Because it's just not clean to me. But then I think I might be over clean. So like I said, I use two towels per shower. Towel. Yeah, I use a towel to dry off the bottom part of my body in a towel to dry off the top part of my body. I don't want to I don't know. No, I don't want to be I don't want to dry. I don't want to tell that I just dragged my ass and balls it and then put it on my face like Oh

Rick:

yeah. That's why you do your face and stuff first.

Unknown:

Yeah, but then But then here's my theory with that. If I do my face and stuff first, then logical to solve that problem. No, no, no, it's not let me finish. If I do my face and stuff first, then the towel was damp and I feel like it's not really drying the bottom part of my body.

Rick:

But is there that much water on your face? Compared to the money between

Unknown:

my hair? My face and my back? No, I'm gonna I'm gonna work my way down. You

Genesis:

see, I kind of like drip drying while I'm in the shower.

Rick:

Yeah, I do. I definitely do. I drip dry a little bit and then I'll actually go a step further and like, do a little shake.

Unknown:

And also, name one man takes a shower and when they get out of shower, the first thing they don't do is put the towel around their waist.

Rick:

I'd probably I don't like when I get out the shower. I dry off I do face and kind of work my way down. Right I

Unknown:

think perhaps easier we just wrap the towel around your waist. You put the other than over your shoulders dry that off so then now you can if you want to shave or brush your teeth or something like you got now your body is drying you're not dripping everywhere. Like you can do so many more things

Genesis:

I don't feel like I'm gaining that much time by doing that

Unknown:

you're not but just smelling fresh

Genesis:

so colognes for and lotions and Cologne maybe because you guys are using body wash that you're still like not clean after so you're like doing procedures non clean

Unknown:

shit. I just I've always been like I don't like I don't see it. And I don't I'm not gonna sit there especially not gonna dry my face and see it all first because you know I may get out the shower and then want to go and start doing like some exfoliation or something on my skin. So drying my face off is kind of pointless.

Genesis:

Are you a morning shower or a nighttime shower or night?

Rick:

Night most of the time?

Genesis:

That's madness. Really? Yeah. I'm on a morning shower only. Why? Because it wakes you up and like I don't know

Unknown:

so yeah, so your bed is just dirty shit problem just off

Genesis:

shower with like waking up like it doesn't seem like something like would be able to relax afterwards like and feel like nighttime.

Rick:

But see up in the morning regardless. Like I don't need something to really wake me up when I wake up. I'm up.

Genesis:

Wake up at 4am yield. Fuck. I'm not old.

Rick:

That's what Mark Wahlberg does. And

Unknown:

there's nothing better than taking a nice hot, long hot shower at night. drying off and then laying down underneath your coat sheets. That were put to sleep.

Genesis:

I don't take bath at night. Not a shower.

Unknown:

Okay, so in themselves

Rick:

are dirty shit. You soak it in your token in your

Unknown:

field. And honestly, if you even if you take a

Genesis:

shower, sure, but if I'm shower then I'm good.

Unknown:

Oh, if you take baths, your posts a shower after the bath.

Genesis:

Yeah, maybe a public bath.

Unknown:

No any bath. You're just laying in your filth. You never noticed when you got out the fucking bath and let the water out that little ring the dirt.

Genesis:

Fucking working construction solchen image you

Unknown:

know it's not it's not construction. It's like you laying just in a bath or whatever. That's dead skin cells are coming off. Like a lot of oils. And you know, Greece or whatever are leaving your body. So it was very good for you. But you're still just laying in it. So that's where he posted just take a shower afterwards to wash the excess off you. You were just letting your skin absorb that shit right back up.

Genesis:

Just give me keep my layers of defense.

Rick:

layers of defense. Gross. How long do you go? Between showers. You take a shower every

Genesis:

day? Every day? Yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah, let's say I say

Rick:

Don't tell me. Yeah, I hope you don't take showers like you use your towels.

Genesis:

Speaking of bathrooms, clear toothpaste tubes would make just so much sense when it No.

Unknown:

I mean, I don't really use tube anymore, though. What do

Genesis:

you use? The little pump? POM? Yeah. Yeah,

Rick:

I have. I gotta look this up. I don't think I've ever seen one like that.

Genesis:

What does? How does it work?

Rick:

Like so like lotion? Yeah.

Genesis:

You like press it down and then you just slide your tooth brush underneath it.

Unknown:

Yeah. I gotta sit there and try to fight the fucking to

Rick:

do either of you use a Waterpik

Unknown:

Yeah, yeah, I have one.

Genesis:

I've been looking into getting one of those though. Are they nice? Yeah, they're

Rick:

pretty dope. I definitely recommend does I hate flossing

Unknown:

You gotta get used to it though that first those first couple of times, you'll be like, What the fuck is going

Rick:

on? Hold on, hold on, hold on. So you have no problem with water shooting in your mouth like that. But you got a problem with this shoot up. Yeah,

Unknown:

those are those are two completely different things. Completely different things.

Rick:

Oh, man.

Unknown:

You mean you don't know you drink water in your mouth? That's a natural thing all right.

Rick:

This one might be getting away from me

Genesis:

Yeah, I would want to get one. Because I just recently got one of those like, the sonic toothbrushes and so like what other like sort of technological advances have there been?

Unknown:

Yeah, one of those. Those are nice. Well, you hate it because it makes you actually spin the adequate amount of time per se. You can't just go go crazy.

Genesis:

Like that did kind of annoyed me at first I was like, Don't tell me how to live my life. But it was like the part that just scrubbing in like being really hard. Like my toothbrush. I go to those things fast because they fucking break them down. If I'm just sitting it on each tooth for like, you know, five seconds, five seconds, five seconds and then bottom inside. All that shit doesn't feel like it's as effective as the scrubbing nature. But I know the science apparently is valid on it.

Unknown:

you brush your teeth with a normal toothbrush. Then take your tongue and like brushing across your teeth. Brushing with a sonic toothbrush, you will tell you will be able to feel the difference. Yeah,

Genesis:

for sure. No, because usually like when I wake up, I'll brush with the regular brush because it's quicker. I can just bang it out real quick. And then at night before I go to bed, I'll use the sonic one.

Unknown:

You know what annoys me? They keep coming out with all these different fucking mouth washes. They do all these phenomenal things. How come they just can't come out once a year you got to worry about brushing teeth anymore. You just go ahead. Put that in there. 3045 seconds swishing around cleans everything. Spit it out and keep moving.

Genesis:

So check this out. Did I just come up with something? Remember how we talked about doctors hope you get sick and lawyers hope you get sued and all that. Dentists hope you get fucked up teeth. Yet. Nine out of 10 dentists are recommending our fucking toothbrushes.

Rick:

Oh, wait, was he

Unknown:

I would not give anything explained. I see what you're saying. But I'm not sure I agree with it considering it

Rick:

because it's not like to for us. That doesn't make

Genesis:

us a thing that they want our teeth to be fucked up. So they're recommending the thing that we think is caring for our teeth.

Rick:

And you're saying is not care for it?

Genesis:

And it's not because they are recommending it because of how poor it is. So that because it knows that that will our teeth will get fucked up.

Unknown:

I don't think they want our teeth to be fucked up for the simple fact that I don't know if this is still true. But for the longest time dentists had the highest suicide rate. Fuck. I don't think they want I think they want our teeth to be cool. They just over it.

Genesis:

I wonder what the thought process is like, I want to be a dentist.

Rick:

Why? I mean you're just in fucking yuck mouth all day, dude. That would drive anybody man.

Genesis:

I didn't know that. You have to fact check on the high suicide rate and that was like postal worker.

Rick:

I thought it was like aircraft traffic controllers. It's like 10 I didn't know did this or that high? Air traffic

Genesis:

control. Yeah, the people that hold fucking lights.

Rick:

What are they got to know but they they have a high suicide rate because

Genesis:

oh, wait, you're talking about the control tower guys.

Rick:

About the ones that are outside yet with lights? Yeah, I think you've ever mCherry games that his sister came in and told us that they have a pretty high suicide rate. Wow. There. Well that later because Yeah, cuz they're responsible for any of that kind of shit with planes and stuff. So if they fuck up, I actually think she said it was some like treason or some shit. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna look that up really quick, because it was a pretty wild thing.

Genesis:

I would think there are like, at least 100 other professions that would yield that kind of mentality out of out of them working conditions.

Rick:

She also very much could have been fucking with me. That's true. tone.

Genesis:

I just have a couple here left. The voice in your head has grown up as you have and at one point was also a child. I mean, that that's kind of interesting to think about, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Rick:

Yeah, for sure.

Genesis:

I mean, I remember being younger, but can you remember your mind like your voice inside your head being younger?

Rick:

I you know, honestly, that's a good I love it. Because like thinking about when I was a kid, obviously I don't remember have any thoughts that I had to myself? But that's very possible.

Genesis:

Yeah, I'm trying to like think if I can remember thinking, I can remember thinking and like if the voice was different or thought differently or to

Rick:

their number two, the No, no. Dentist dental center number two in the top 11

Genesis:

Oh shit, who's number one?

Rick:

Number one is medical doctors.

Genesis:

Wow

Rick:

You know, I get it, because doctors, if I'm not mistaken doctors kind of tend to think highly of themselves. And if you fuck up and someone dies, yeah, it kind of is a real ego trip. You're kind of like, you're fucking with yourself and thinking like, oh, man, what am I not that good and right.

Genesis:

Especially the high stakes high pressures situations like practitioner but

Rick:

yeah, plus, if you fuck up something like that. I mean it really no one else to blame. But you, right? I mean, you can't be like, Oh, well, the hospital didn't pay their electric bill was like, No, you you did that, sir.

Genesis:

Damn, that's nuts. Yeah, I think like, yeah, because you spend a lot of time and going through school to learn how to make the best decision. You can in any situation, the amount of cost that goes into that, then you become the person in that hospital. That's like making these tough decisions on calls. Makes sense? Yeah.

Rick:

Yeah. Yeah, to be number two. I mean,

Genesis:

I guess you were right about the Yep. Bob thing.

Rick:

You imagine looking at someone's mouth. On a daily basis?

Genesis:

My dentist seems pretty happy.

Rick:

I mean, yeah, but I mean, every day, dude, you're looking at just some of the nastiest models, like you ever see someone? Like, you could just look at them. I don't know what it is. I almost generalize pretty heavy there. But do you ever look at someone that you could just tell like you clearly don't brush your teeth? Like, why are they yellow? Like? What's wrong with you? Like brush? Oh, man. Like, don't be an asshole. Don't there are other people out here too.

Genesis:

It's crazy how little we kind of take care of ourselves. Like in general. I'd like even just all like us three right here. Like, I'm sure there's always something we could be doing better to make sure we take care of ourselves better.

Rick:

But we don't. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think I like to think a lot of us. We work on ourselves in different ways, right? I'm actively trying to lose weight. Right? I actually went to get my teeth worked on, you know what I mean? So I'm trying, you know, a couple of decades. Too late. But never too late. Too late. But yeah, I

Genesis:

took 34 years to get there. Right? Or 32 years. But we have that time period. Especially like, when he I forget what age it is. What is it like in your 20s is when there's an actual like that invincibility feeling and then you kind of lose that. And then reality kind of kicks you when you're 30. And you're like, this body isn't gonna last forever. I should probably maintain it a little better.

Rick:

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They might have been trying to throw a football, like very recently, or like, oh, oh, no, I didn't get winded, but like my arm was kind of sore. Like, oh,

Unknown:

you couldn't throw a football when you were younger, though? No, I

Genesis:

mean, I could. I was pretty good. He was doing instead of watching on the movies.

Rick:

Yeah, I was. I was pretty good at football. Basketball was okay. But, like now, I don't think I'm even going to try doing like the Kobe fadeaway thing. I'm gonna fucking break my ankles and help. Yeah, hip. My back is gonna be like, Oh, no, oh, no. It's gonna be young

Genesis:

guy in America with a fake hip

Rick:

I'm gonna be in my TV I got I got a poo in the morning.

Genesis:

Gotta get those probiotics. Lucky. Did you know that? You guys might not be aware of this. But you know every phone number that exists? Because you just don't know who it belongs to

Rick:

do. Speaking of phone numbers, have you guys been getting text messages from your neighbor numbers?

Unknown:

No, that was a whole thing. I was going around around for a while. I didn't know they brought that back.

Rick:

Yeah, I got a text today from like a 20 group chat from 19 different people that have just one number difference.

Genesis:

Oh, I've never

Unknown:

heard of this. Yeah. They've been doing it because it became viral because one girl did it. And the person hurt neighbor number was, um, Captain America. Can you think his name right now, Chris?

Genesis:

Yeah, my blu ray back bitch.

Unknown:

actor's name.

Genesis:

Yeah. Yeah,

Rick:

that's funny. I got a text from my number neighbor from one of them. No. Yeah, one was just like, hey, what's going on? I'm your number, neighbor. And then they were like, what you are what you're doing? Like we were going back and forth. And then it got weird when they said something like, I'm at a park. And then they took a picture of the park and like, so you just sit in a park by yourself? Like, I don't see anybody else.

Genesis:

Your number of neighbors are fucking weird.

Rick:

He's a baby person, dude, for sure.

Genesis:

Rick, why don't you tell our listeners what your number is. And so if anybody out there that is your neighbor number, they can reach you.

Rick:

Oh, sure. Let me get that for you right now. I will tell you my number you'd like I don't have your number saved in here.

Genesis:

I have like five of yours saves

Rick:

data data as you got it.

Unknown:

I got one for you. What came first? Don't do it. The color orange or the fruit?

Genesis:

I had that one on mine. Mine was our oranges named oranges because oranges are orange, or is orange named orange because oranges are orange.

Rick:

Wait, no, I think Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. They're definitely named orange because they're orange. Because aren't they called something else? Like don't they have a different name? They weren't. They were called something else before they were called oranges.

Genesis:

Are you sure? Citrus?

Unknown:

No. Yeah, yeah. No. Let me let me go to some stores. No. Yeah, like tangerines, mandarins, but those are all different types of. Yeah.

Genesis:

Right. Yeah. Or

Rick:

there's a whole website, saying which kind of team first? Orange you glad we solve this mystery? Oh, my God,

Genesis:

I had to guess we would I feel like we would have had to have the color first because the fruit is not just everywhere.

Unknown:

See? I would say the opposite. I would say fruit first. Here it is, as people just need that creative. Alright, somebody just oh, this is like this looks like that. This is orange now.

Rick:

Yeah. So this website, Reader's Digest Sega the ads is and where you're

Genesis:

at? That's the subscription? Because you're old? No, I don't have a subscription. I just Google

Rick:

says the answer is neither says well, one did come before the other. But neither was actually the first meaning of the word. The linguistic ancestor to today's word Orange was actually first used to describe the tree that the fruit grows on the words roots can be traced all the way back to Sanskrit. In that language, the word muranga meant orange tree. So to describe the color, so the fruit, right, so exactly the fruit. What came from the fruit, but they're using it to describe the tree as orange tree. So they're saying

Unknown:

it came from the fruit, right? It's it's because a tree, the fucking tree.

Rick:

They're saying that this tree just came.

Unknown:

Because somebody was just that whoever wrote that needs to be fucking slept.

Genesis:

We didn't have the color orange before that. Well, I think there's nature. So we would have to have seen other things that are the same color as an orange.

Unknown:

Like, oh, that's that color that? Yeah, we really need a name for

Genesis:

that Quite. Quite yellow. Like the sun, the fucking sun is more orange. Like you would that would be the thing like why not call the sun in orange. And then you call it orange as a sun? That would make more sense to me if that's how history was written.

Unknown:

You got to remember, you know, people used to think well, can you say people used to think people think that the earth is flat? So

Genesis:

yeah, Rick. Oh, no,

Rick:

hold on. Hold on. Hold me in there with those assholes.

Genesis:

I can't wait to have that discussion.

Unknown:

Is that worth the discussion?

Genesis:

Discussion for sure.

Rick:

Why are there people in the discord Are they believe the Earth is flat?

Unknown:

I must say I was about to sign on right now and start booting people.

Rick:

You gotta go, you gotta go.

Unknown:

We don't need that type of negativity in here.

Genesis:

Is it bullshit that eyelids don't completely black out like? Yeah, it's

Rick:

complete bullshit. You have one job like you like, I feel like you should do your one job. Well, you know?

Genesis:

Yeah, that's kind of bullshit in my eyes. The last one I had here. Oh, did you have one sage?

Unknown:

Is the s or the C. Silent incent?

Genesis:

Oh, like smell? Yeah.

Unknown:

Was the seaside?

Genesis:

Because it's the second letter only it's only like a it's only like, tag team letter. You know? He's just there tagging along with

Rick:

the way wouldn't the first letter be silent because like words like psychic. You don't say post psychic. So like when the SP silent in this case?

Unknown:

Or you know you have herbs but nobody says ah, herbs. But that's only that's only here in the US in England. They say herbs.

Rick:

I got in the biggest argument with my friends about herbs. Because we were playing Resident Evil five. And this dude was like, Are you saying herbs? Like, yeah, this herbs? He's like no, you fucking idiot is herbs. I like the why is the ace there if it's not supposed to be saved,

Unknown:

it really stood out to me. It annoys me but I do further away that the the aluminum aluminium aluminium. I didn't like the way that sounds awful. That just sounds better to me.

Genesis:

I like the way they say umbrella. The hood? How did he say I'm Brother bumper shoot they call it a Bumbershoot

Rick:

Did you ever hear that Hannibal Burris joke about the scones. Like I'm not calling cookie scones. Like a five minute rant that's funny. He's like I'm not calling a cookie a biscuit. Water biscuits.

Unknown:

They call french fries. Chips. Chips. Yeah, yep. They wrote 911 They became American

Rick:

freedom. Amen. Got a lot of freedom. Don't

Genesis:

you have a back back to the letters though? Real quick, cuz I know you guys experienced this given from where we're from. But how many? How many people did you like? Just roll your eyes at that say Illinois.

Rick:

Oh, are joules?

Unknown:

I can tap that. If you want to pronounce the s in Illinois. Illinois. No, you got me saying it. If you want to pronounce the s in Illinois. Whatever. Do you know that you live there? Wait, let me finish. I'm about to go. If you go down south, these motherfuckers thinks Chicago is the state.

Genesis:

Well, to be fair, is like Washington DC. Is not a state. Call. Right? Right. That's like Rhode Island.

Rick:

Somewhere in Virginia? Yeah. Virginia. Yeah. Rhode Island's way the hell up? East northeast.

Genesis:

So I can I can understand like, if you're not familiar, like you would think. No, no, not before. Okay. What a fuck you are?

Rick:

Anywhere says Chicago for elmarie. Illinois.

Genesis:

Do you guys remember the song? Alabama? Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas. I can only remember the A's.

Rick:

I was just thinking about do I remember like state capitals? I probably could name

Unknown:

say, okay, I can understand if you for myself thought that Chicago was the capital.

Genesis:

That's true. That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Unknown:

Why Springfield's the capital? I will never understand. Yeah,

Genesis:

there's gonna be an actual reason

Unknown:

why? Nobody knows. They're what

Rick:

they were there. They were like the capital is the same. It's like, like, like New Hampshire is the state and then like the Capitol is like Hampshire something. It's something that I think there's one that's

Genesis:

all I couldn't, I can barely remember the states.

Unknown:

I mean, there's a lot of there's a lot of use of states. Yeah. A lot of states they're just they're

Rick:

like, why are there two Dakotas? Right or why they're two Carolina?

Genesis:

Let's see. Yeah, there's the North and South Dakota North and South Carolina and then

Rick:

they gave us a new met in New Mexico for some reason. I mean, that kind

Unknown:

of jazz. You know, we stole

Rick:

but that's I'm saying, give it back, you know? As far as North and South,

Unknown:

but they didn't. They didn't keep that same energy with the Virginia so there's a West Virginia

Genesis:

is there an East Virginia? No.

Unknown:

They didn't keep that same energy.

Genesis:

Power to Virginia. They're like fuck that. We're not a direction

Rick:

is there one state that you guys would want to go to? That's like, no one thinks to this state ever.

Genesis:

Oh, like, like, our opinion state?

Rick:

Not an unpopular opinion. But like, if you can go to one state that just like you like, just curious what the fuck goes on in that state? Because it's never in the news. No one ever talks about it.

Genesis:

What's that state? That's just like, it's like, a hard square on the map. Or like, it's like my own. Is that it?

Unknown:

I think is Nebraska actually.

Genesis:

Let me pull up a map. I pulled it No, no

Rick:

doubt. knew that

Unknown:

being said though. Keeping that same for the longest time I forgot what state was to the left of Illinois. Because I don't know why do we always Indiana? Yeah. I was like, What the fuck, you know?

Genesis:

I was right is Wyoming. It is Wyoming? Yeah. Motherfucker is just way too perfect. Yeah. I kind of want to know, the ad DS dream fucking borders.

Rick:

Dude, you want to know as trivia I didn't know. Until right now that Idaho is so fucking far away from us. Like I said, I didn't realize it was way the fuck over there. Like I don't know. It was like next to IO.

Genesis:

You are the host. Oh, Mike.

Rick:

All right. All right. 1990s

Genesis:

joke. Let's go. A fourth

Rick:

grade joke. I

Unknown:

think it's Yeah, I think it is Texas that's set up like that. That did this. But I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I'm not. The reason Texas border is shaped the way it is. Is 100% Because of racism.

Rick:

They were like No, we don't want that.

Unknown:

No, no, no, they had to keep that law passed that you had to live below this. longitude and latitude in order to keep your slaves so Texas was like fucking take that part. We don't need

Genesis:

it. Was that the little lip that Oklahoma has? Yeah, I

Unknown:

think I believe it was Texas. Uses

Rick:

look at the state dude. me thinking about the state that I would probably go to the dog. I'd go to Delaware.

Genesis:

Delaware. Yeah, that's a good one. What the fuck is going on in Delaware? Right. Ma'am.

Unknown:

Murder. Murder. Delaware's not a safe place.

Genesis:

Or the house Delaware. So? Yeah. Really? Well, the change of 91 over there by new by Pennsylvania and shit.

Unknown:

No, they got a Napoleon Complex. Oh, that's like Yeah,

Genesis:

well, that's Founding Fathers states, right? Yeah,

Rick:

yeah. What about Maine? Gonna mean?

Genesis:

I'm going to Maine for some laps or

Rick:

the Haven trip?

Genesis:

Straight to Maine. Tropical or somewhere? Climate? No, no. No, Maine.

Rick:

Yeah. If you want to see us go to Maine patreon.com/save. Or buys me coffee.

Genesis:

There was a show I used to watch I think on the history channels like how the states got their shapes. I remember each episode they they talked about how each state ended up with a border but I can't remember any of that.

Unknown:

We 21 Wilmington. Delaware reported one of the highest murder rates in America.

Rick:

But wait, hold on. Wait. I wonder is that like some per capita shit? Yeah. It always says The per capita Well yeah, but I mean, like, it's like, people in one town murdered

Unknown:

than yeah they do but if you got 12 people in one town and four of them got murdered I ain't leaving the house.

Genesis:

Like I don't want to live there.

Rick:

But what if it's like some personal beef shit like you're fine. They're not gonna fuck about

Unknown:

this is a serial murderer 12 People forgot murdered shit. Looking at the numbers

Genesis:

I'm gonna go to mean it's time to get out of here

Rick:

or you know a let's go to Long Island. I know it's not a state but it's gonna go too long.

Genesis:

I always think Wait, is New Jersey a state or is that a city? State? Now when I was

Unknown:

New Jersey, the state Connecticut Rhode Island Massachusetts New Hampshire Vermont.

Rick:

Ball Vermont Bernie, Bernie. I wouldn't

Unknown:

mind my own mind going to Washington but not like Seattle, Washington. Just like some fucking off skirt. Ask Washington like maybe this somewhere just like on the border of Washington in California and Canada.

Genesis:

Yeah, my hair is really beautiful up there. Yeah.

Rick:

I would go to or when it's Oregon races.

Genesis:

No, hippie. America. You say? Oregon has Yeah, a lot of like, millennials have moved there.

Rick:

How many states have you guys? Okay, my bad topic.

Genesis:

This is a tangent friendly episode. We'll see if DSP keeps any of this shit in. He just cuz

Unknown:

he's like, Yo, we're just started talking about maps for

Rick:

the Kudo fund cares about. Talk about shower thoughts as

Genesis:

well, I have I have one last one left. And, you know, I thought this one is pretty interesting as far as having a view of the world and maybe some insight into the perspectives that we see every day. I'm very curious what sage thinks about this. Because I wonder, well, we'll just get into it. A different version of you. exists in the minds of everyone, you know? Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

Unknown:

Well, maybe not. I would think for people like me, I would say maybe just at work. But outside of work, no. I'm a firm believer, you're not meeting my representative.

Genesis:

Sure. So but either way, you have a version of yourself that you go and see. And even just the person that you go to the grocery store and you you meet, they're gonna have a different version of you. That's in their mind. True.

Unknown:

But then they also say to us and around that same thing. They said also that you actually look five to 10% Worse than you think you look when you look in the mirror. So if you think you look really good, you probably don't look that good.

Genesis:

Not see the mirrors. I hate these. You always seem to fuck me. Especially the ones I'm like, clothing stores. Why those mirrors are? bullshit, man. My desk not what my mirror at home makes me look like it's brand. New. It's probably the lighting. Yeah, it's 100% of the lighting and the mirror.

Unknown:

They're not using fucking fun show funhouse mirror. Maybe they might be. It's just a regular Don't ask me.

Genesis:

Like, what the fuck is that? But I have heard them say like, if you were to see your identical twin you wouldn't recognize, like in the streets like, I wonder why that's a thought. And this other thing I just saw to that people this little like, trend that people are trying out. If you split your face in half, right, and then you you each half and then you mirrored it so that it copied the other like the same side. Does that make sense? So like if you took a picture at face drew line down the center, cut it in half, and then you murdered it. And then you had two new faces, you would look like two completely different people on each of those faces. Because your right and left sides aren't fairly symmetrical to the tee. So you end up looking like two separate people. I'll actually Photoshop maybe I'll do that for the cover.

Unknown:

Some people do have damn near close symmetrical faces.

Genesis:

They often are more successful, especially in acting.

Unknown:

Yeah. Because it's just pleasing to the eye. So they perceived as beautiful.

Genesis:

Exactly. It'd be interesting if I could like, have a catalog of like, what version of me everybody that's encountered me actually has like to just see that book and be kind of scary.

Unknown:

No What if that very version of you, that everybody has in their mind. Now, stay with me because I'm taking a little journey here, I was gonna do it, that version of you that people have you in their mind, in their mind is actually a whole different universe. And that version of you is actually living out. But acting in that according way.

Genesis:

And that would be reciprocal to because I'm seeing that person who's got a different version of me and I got a different version of them who's living in myself that has a whole other universe in my brain,

Unknown:

because then that makes you ask what if dreams aren't actually dreams? It just glimpses into the to that universe

Genesis:

into the other realms. I like it, and we don't even get high. At least not often. tried, he wouldn't even feel it.

Rick:

Oh, that's possible. I do want to try it out.

Genesis:

Great input.

Rick:

Yeah. The last thing you should know, but I've had one but I think we already not as it for me.

Genesis:

I didn't. Okay, no, no, I mean, sharing.

Rick:

No, I thought I was gonna say that one. But

Genesis:

I had one more that I didn't say, but I'll just I'll quickly rattle this one off. So I could just feel good about completing my list here. It says Do not touch would probably be really unsettling thing to read in Braille. Oh arias. Can you imagine? It happened, right?

Unknown:

It had to happen and you know, at that point in if they could hear that music would be playing that moment.

Genesis:

That's like begging for a skit to be made around that

Rick:

fate. So wait, so speaking of blind people, when do blind people

Unknown:

know when to stop wiping? I can't say I've thought about that before but that's a good question.

Rick:

Like it can't be a smell thing right? Because

Genesis:

hang on hang on. Am I doing this wrong? I don't need my eyes to know.

Rick:

I mean you do though right.

Unknown:

You don't need to ask no if you're done wiping Yeah. So you just go on faith

Genesis:

wait a minute you you explained to me all right.

Rick:

Wait, wait wait wait hold on. Hold on. When you wipe you don't look you just wipe and just immediately throw it in toilet right oh look at my whatnot though because you need to see if there's still Brown in between the two

Genesis:

I feel like I have done it enough to be fairly accurate

Unknown:

isn't booty it's a lot

Genesis:

of work so far.

Rick:

This man walks around with

Genesis:

it she bought wake up with stinky finger so you you wipe and then look and then toss wipe and then look and then toss and until there's nothing left.

Rick:

Yeah, because you want to make sure you got everything

Genesis:

right you use a day so I'm surprised you're still using this

Rick:

Oh yeah, you gotta you gotta still white because you don't want water kind of swishing around and like do mud but is rough What was the last hour Okay, no, that's that's off conversate that's the ISU that off your break so to also wonder about

Unknown:

No, no, just just wipe on faith.

Genesis:

There's a feeling you feel when there's no more like you feel like a different texture by the time you're clean.

Rick:

Do you feel a connection between you and the toilet paper? Like do you just feel that the toilet paper is not as heavy?

Genesis:

Like go under and in the toilet bowl and out with it and then still feel like you have to finessed to get it without getting yourself in other areas your body

Unknown:

because you don't be looking I got I know you just be your asshole be feeling like you just wiping in. You're like man, I should hurt

Rick:

me just keep walking around and just oh, maybe I guess started firing there was

Genesis:

some sort of poll on this. Like, what's the percentage of people that look and don't look to us balled up or do you fold make little origami?

Unknown:

Wait, who's bought toilet paper?

Rick:

Yeah, well, I bought it up to I don't I can't. I'm not in our class. I'm not going to fold it. to appropriately just cry what you need shoved into

Unknown:

point five seconds to wrap it to fold it. It takes point five seconds to fold and white black,

Genesis:

wrap it around your whole hand. around your fingers. You wrap it, and you come out and look. Oh, wow. That's an interesting tactic. No, I

Rick:

balled up. Yeah, do a quick swipe. Do a quick look like okay, cool. In this way you go.

Genesis:

And this is why I said that. There has to be a better like, we've we're fucking debating on like, how to fucking figure out oh,

Unknown:

no, no, no. We're not debating. I'm 100% right here.

Genesis:

Well, you know, all blind people wipe their ass like me, so we're fine.

Unknown:

Maybe they just take showers like Rick, do that.

Rick:

Have you guys ever gone into a public bathroom and turn the light off when you leave? When you know someone's taken to

Unknown:

take shifts and public bathrooms?

Rick:

I don't know. Say you go into the bathroom to just use the bathroom and you hear someone taking a dump

Genesis:

and turn the lights on people. Light off

Rick:

I have before

Genesis:

purposefully.

Rick:

A couple of times.

Genesis:

I would scare the fuck out of me like oh, what's about to happen to me?

Unknown:

Maybe in his mind, he was helping him because maybe he thought that he hurt to do struggling thought he might have been constipated. You just got scared shitless

Rick:

Yeah, just came right out.

Genesis:

And he left that dump. And on that note, this episode of The Haven exchange podcast check us out every Wednesday for a brand new topic. A brand new car My name is Genesis. It has been a pleasure. You guys got anything you want to talk about? Anything upcoming? Probably not right.

Unknown:

Yeah, I mean, what I have to talk about is if Apple made cars would it still have Windows ponder on that.

Genesis:

Think about that one till next week guys. Windows Hey, man. Borderline dad joke right. Good dad. I think you're ready. You're ready to make the next move in your life. Fair question. Baby sage on the way

Unknown:

I had a worse one. as well. If you work as a security guard at Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?

Genesis:

I will Yeah. That I'm glad that's at the end. I'm glad we didn't base a whole episode arounds stuff like that.

Unknown:

Pretty damn funny.

Genesis:

The videos are like try not to laugh from the dad jokes. Those are pretty great. I should try that. Laugh you didn't earlier in the show.

Rick:

You guys saw Peter I'm available by peace, this is the Haven exchange.