Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was trying to grab every celebrity on the planet...but we ain't come across no Goofy Marriage pods (we probably weren't looking either but we will). We felt the need to get back into it and give it another go with some changes. New Episodes will be on the First Friday of the month and the Last Friday, our lives are still some what busy and we just don't want that burn out again. Visuals will be available that weekend after posting (Fingers Crossed)
0:00
Fake Podcasters and Microphone Mishaps
13:51
Florida Woman and School Schedules Discussion
23:27
Random Kids and Rain Woes
29:56
Breaking Habits, Changing Lives
34:05
Rambling Discussion on Various Topics
(Side note...smh AI did these Chapters, I would never!!)
With that being said, thank you for continuing to download our previous episodes during our absence and hope you continue listening.
Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!
Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was trying to grab every celebrity on the planet...but we ain't come across no Goofy Marriage pods (we probably weren't looking either but we will). We felt the need to get back into it and give it another go with some changes. New Episodes will be on the First Friday of the month and the Last Friday, our lives are still some what busy and we just don't want that burn out again. Visuals will be available that weekend after posting (Fingers Crossed)
0:00
Fake Podcasters and Microphone Mishaps
13:51
Florida Woman and School Schedules Discussion
23:27
Random Kids and Rain Woes
29:56
Breaking Habits, Changing Lives
34:05
Rambling Discussion on Various Topics
(Side note...smh AI did these Chapters, I would never!!)
With that being said, thank you for continuing to download our previous episodes during our absence and hope you continue listening.
Listen to new episodes every Monday and Wednesday on Buzzsprout, Apple Podcasts, or Spotify!
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Speaker 2:That's a little loud.
Speaker 1:I was doing the most. Can you hear me? Am I coming in clear? Yeah, I think you're going. Good, mic, check One, two. It's been a minute. Ah, now I'm joking. You know Dan Wang got no freestyle. Oh my gosh, it's been so long right.
Speaker 3:It has been very long. Are they working? Okay, can you hear us Too soon.
Speaker 2:It was good it was great, it's the Britishman of 518.
Speaker 1:And we are going to do it. It's been a great. It's the Britishman of 518.
Speaker 2:And we are back. I haven't said that we're back.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm Brian and I'm here with my beautiful co-host.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're so sweet. His beautiful co-host Alicia.
Speaker 1:Okay, we're going to say your name.
Speaker 2:I want to say your name.
Speaker 3:We've already been over there, alyssa, no People have their own dad's name.
Speaker 1:They do it on purpose, I swear to God.
Speaker 3:I'm going to Starbucks and again the prices are crazy.
Speaker 1:I haven't been to Starbucks.
Speaker 3:Don't even bother, don't even bother. And I'm going to Starbucks now and they say my name, just make your first check there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how I felt when I used to work at my part-time job, fye. If I go there, they say my name won't be pissed because there's no way you should get my shit wrong.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Or less. But yeah, it's really been a long time and we feel like, you know, there's been a lot of podcasts popping up and a lot of people you know.
Speaker 3:Pretending, Pretending.
Speaker 1:You know people just cloud chasing and getting all these attention Like yo, why are we not doing our thing? You know we was out here doing our marriage podcast.
Speaker 2:Not really?
Speaker 1:I mean not really. It's why Marriage Advice? That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were really giving it, we were really showing out the advice, but we were telling you our point of views.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, because of course there's no main one for marriage and you know people go out here and will fake the phone with social media, but you know you can't you can't really fake it when you live talking about it, I guess. So, speaking of our fake podcast, let's, let's get our topics. I mean, we're going to switch things up now. You know we've got four, four minutes now, different posting.
Speaker 2:So bear with the changes.
Speaker 3:We're going to change that. No, no, no, no, she won't hop on a sequel, I mean oh, that's right Remix. We might have to do a remix for that.
Speaker 1:Oh, let's go to the topics over there.
Speaker 3:I think we just, I think we just run right in yeah, yeah, yeah, fake podcasts. Yeah, fake pockets.
Speaker 1:So I mean, granted, there's been there's been fake podcasters and we're not professionals as we are, like we're not no pros out here in the streets, but we got episodes on our belt. We got, you know, our downloads. Yeah, we are here. Just you know we should get some ads. We haven't done. No ads, reads and everything I I, what's wrong with doing?
Speaker 3:ads. Oh my gosh, I would be so great at that, I think.
Speaker 1:Right, I would. I would love doing a fake on a person of something popcorn or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, call 1-800-99.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, no you're still a commercial guy.
Speaker 3:You all make stuff but, back to the store back to what we're talking about.
Speaker 1:But you know, we got the little that Bobby chick out here doing her little thing, being all quirky and weird, which is very annoying. I did not understand it. I don't know if I'm old. I guess I'm old. I don't understand it. It wasn't funny to me.
Speaker 3:I didn't, and I'm not. I'm not really big into dry humor, though, either, so sometimes I feel like that kind of stuff just goes over my head in a sense, but I it definitely would not be something that would have pulled my attention in. I think that the name dropping was essentially what was driving those numbers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and that's what it was, but no, no, I I'm at a dry humor. Okay, listen, I got a catalog of movies. I can whistle something my head are dry humor. That I was like. That's not like you know, there's Matt Woodford movies out there Not funny, but there's dry humor. Napoleon Dynamite is dry humor, that's just hilarious to me Okay.
Speaker 1:Her. No, not, she ain't doing it for me. I don't know what it was. She seems just it was the whole out of reality. They like she was in her own reality, like what, what? Is that I never heard. You never heard any something Drake.
Speaker 3:Right, like fucking, lying Like yeah you get, you can't. It was a little bit like okay You're, you're dragging it 56 right now right, I can't, I can't believe it.
Speaker 1:It didn't, it didn't do well for me.
Speaker 3:Okay, Marge.
Speaker 1:So much Marge energy and then we could. We come across these we're gonna put already to our video.
Speaker 3:So we already here.
Speaker 1:Missy, I do this. Okay, so boom, boom, boom, all right, so we came across as other shit could be talking on. Take talking everything with no microphone.
Speaker 3:No, she has a microphone Also. What is the weird? I don't even know what you're saying. Agree or disagree?
Speaker 1:I disagree because I don't know what you're talking about what is it for, but there's no response on the side of like yes, yes, girl.
Speaker 3:Yes, nobody's talking there.
Speaker 1:Using your stuff. She didn't want clips. She did another clip to she did and there's no, again no response.
Speaker 3:Who's talking to her?
Speaker 1:look at the background. She really what the fat far get to them. We got ours back here, but we ain't get these professional shit on there. That's just like a dollar Amazon. Well but her mic is not on like and look at her lying right, fucking, telling these lies. Ain't nobody getting much nuts off? I'll tell you right now, I'll put this woman right here away from me, get that's off. And that's how that you shut me this one with this morning.
Speaker 3:This morning, now you know this is the whole conversation in itself, but we're physically just going to talk about the background. Okay, what's happening in the scene?
Speaker 1:I mean, if you, of course, we all. We've all heard pride, if you ever have a loop, the story of the girl who claimed her disappearing, her disappearance.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she does be.
Speaker 1:Russell, she faked it, so her boyfriend was on a podcast. Right now I want you to take a look. I man's microphone placement. Why hold it? Oh wait, what's the audio they got? Background oh, it doesn't know, I can't. Oh effect, here we go. Oh, I give me a bit. Oh, it's not me to sound. Yeah cuz it had a whole music bed playing in the background, literally doing this.
Speaker 3:Well, like my favorite is like the first clip. We're like he's clearly trying to express himself, and why, you know he's not clout chasing, but like he's not even holding the microphone. Mind you, his co-host or whatever you want to call him next to him is too busy trying to figure out how to place himself In the shot that he's not even listening to, whom he's supposedly interviewing.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna put the other one on our on the video portion, but I have it on our page with the audio. There's a whole music bed, there's a whole me go soundtrack. I'm gonna play it now with the music, music background. That's probably why. But yes, look at this right here. You just show me that clip for showing. I did, I know, sorry, but uh, it's just hilarious seeing people doing like you know, we get it, you get a microphone. We get a camera, you get your attention.
Speaker 3:My, but my. Thing is like and again, I don't, you do, you do 99% of this. I just get to sit here and look cute and go over topics with you but like, at the same time, if you're gonna buy a microphone, why not just plug it in, do the you know what I mean and do the work. Like, why pretend? Like, why spend money Investing on something that it's just for a look, buy a tiny, buy a tiny microphone from.
Speaker 1:Amazon for that.
Speaker 3:Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1:Like it's easy now, just to be like give me, give me five minutes of clip and Boop-boop-boop, boop uploaded, and now we got up, we got, we got content. That's what you need. Mad louder than me how the hell.
Speaker 3:I am Sorry. No, my bad.
Speaker 1:We decided, hey to the knobs. But I mean like, granted, we're not out here just trying to be like, oh, we got some talk about, let's get us good the clips going a grant. We have. Only have no shortlist more. Or like 1620 videos we did, but still, it's just. It's just that we don't. We don't go here looking for just them. Oh, we got a hot piece. That was it. I can't you say that. You said that. You really said that.
Speaker 3:Oh, you probably could, if you really like, focus on it, but oh, we have the one more.
Speaker 1:View people's name up. That's the only thing I could make up. Listen, I didn't know, this is like you know, colleagues, colleagues, you know we got somebody's words.
Speaker 3:All right, these are people that are always at the same place.
Speaker 1:Same hours I work same place I work at. Yeah, that's what I call Something. That's words up. I don't want the chief heart officer on my case row.
Speaker 3:Every time you say that I'd be getting confused. I'd be like what is he talking about?
Speaker 1:It was the. Cho the lower for human resource officer, human resources. Now, when they look, put on, indeed, they'll look for a chief.
Speaker 3:No, thank you, I'm not doing that, that's no.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what I see. There's some fancy one about like custodian. Like that one. They, they, they fancy that name up and it'll look like custodian or more. I got to find a whole couple of that. They have mad name changes now so you can get like Duped into the employment marketing it's so listen, any way to entice people to want to work. Basically, at this point I get it, I get it, but you know it pay sounds nice, yeah, hey.
Speaker 3:so how about that? How?
Speaker 1:about how, about that? Don't give me a fancy name, title and everything. A nice Need to pay. That would make me sustainable in life. We're not burning me out with OT. Yeah, because there shouldn't be OT. Okay, if you, if you, had no turnover rate, and we're, that's what to be. That's really what it turns out to be, bro. There would be no OT if you were able to keep your employees satisfied, because nobody would want to feel like they can't be here, they can't work here.
Speaker 1:Take, a constantly have me here, but I want to be here. If you have some equal pay Walkers aboard, somebody, go fucking competing for wages.
Speaker 2:We're not about work, it's not even time.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh but yes, let's know, fake pockets Yo Um just I.
Speaker 3:I'm for fake it till you make it, but like that's too far. Yeah, that's too far like just Just lean in. Lean all the way please.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's kind of for people on the streets now when they get a cell phone in your face and be like that's true. So, how do you feel about the male sex?
Speaker 3:OK.
Speaker 1:OK, so do you think we have equal rights and everything?
Speaker 2:You can think whatever you want.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And the blue phone.
Speaker 1:They have to put it on the spot, because now you have a camera in my face and I feel like you're putting me your content piece and you're going to embarrass me.
Speaker 3:You're going to embarrass me in that regard.
Speaker 1:I'm probably going to walk away and I'm just going to be like but now you're going to be talking about people now getting like spicy now with that shit, though you can embarrass me that way All right, we're not going to go back to an embarrassment topic now. No, I know but.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying that I'm OK with being embarrassed. I will just walk away. How are we going to get back on embarrassment?
Speaker 1:I don't know you talk about what your limits on being embarrassed again. Right, this is a whole different topic.
Speaker 2:That wasn't even about the podcast no it wasn't.
Speaker 1:It's that. But that's what I mean. Like when you're putting a spot, people will see you as you're on the public sidewalk. You're now my content piece because you're in public space. So whatever answer you give me, you're going to look embarrassed on TikTok. But people have been now getting like revengeful on it and seeing if you got attention on it and they see that themselves on TikTok, they will come back and reply about the redacted response and everything.
Speaker 3:I don't have time for that.
Speaker 1:Oh, I mean, like what, looking out for your video.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:No, I mean it probably comes across because it's so popular.
Speaker 3:Oh, I see. So now it's like a million views.
Speaker 2:Yup.
Speaker 1:And then now somebody shows me it and like yo, that's me in the video and now I got to be my reply. So and people get like all intimidated by the reply and then remove the video because it's the embarrassment. Well, not second embarrassment, but that's it. I don't know. So what do you mean?
Speaker 3:you got a hand man and our whole idea is just been watching a whole spiral. The world is in flames.
Speaker 1:Florida is the tip of it, of course, always the fuel.
Speaker 2:Florida's been crazy.
Speaker 3:I'm like we have.
Speaker 1:So many Florida stories. I mean, we're even going to crap. None of our Florida stories Like the rent. Oh, in fact, let's go, I don't have to argue it for me, but we're renting out. This is one of the topics we talk about, but it was one topic that we wrote down during our dry run about that the woman in Florida who hired a hitman.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, using the website to try to kill her three-year-old son.
Speaker 1:So there's a website and, granted, I'm going to tell that right now, whoever's listening there's a website out there called Rent a Hitman and people and it's literally an IT support website. Damn, it's just a different type of money. And so a guy created a website to do yeah, thank you, created a website to do IT support and everything. It's some weird networks, wow. Ok, here's the whole story. Actually, that works, oh just kidding.
Speaker 3:Also, let's do that. The video.
Speaker 1:So that's too long, that's very long. Long story short. He made a web page and people have been going on there not looking for IT support, but actually looking for a hitman. So she put the hit on there for him to go out and find the premature killer three-year-old son. Oh, and here's the story right now.
Speaker 3:And she's only 18.
Speaker 1:God dang ads. Ok. So a woman accused of trying to hire a hitman to put the killer three-year-old son has bonded out.
Speaker 3:Oh, you'll get your ass back in there.
Speaker 1:You better put her ass back in there, hey, respectfully, though Nah what happened.
Speaker 3:She looked. Listen, I just saw a video of a woman who got hit in the face with a brick and that's what she looks like.
Speaker 1:I also seen her video beforehand before that happened, so she slept a guy in the face also.
Speaker 3:I didn't see the video before and I just saw the watch you up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I see that.
Speaker 3:It looks like someone hit her potentially in the face with a brick.
Speaker 1:There was a video that posted like literally seconds before it and I guess the guy allegedly the guy who threw the brick, she slept him in the face and everything, trying to make an example of him or something like that, and she slept him in the face, did a little taunt and then her video posted later on about the brick incident. I don't know if you've seen that story, but yes, I just seen a story about the Florida woman.
Speaker 2:But pretty much Florida.
Speaker 1:woman is going crazy Hitman yes, so you cannot use a hitman online. There's not a real website that's called Rent a Hitman.
Speaker 3:Well, and it definitely wouldn't be called Rent a Hitman. I know that things are obvious, but do you really think that?
Speaker 1:I'm not ready for it. I don't care about the FBI trying to hit my door in. I'll pull this up before you guys see it is kind of alluding to it, but if you read down to it it's very, very a parody of what you can get. Look at the fucking HIPAA policy on the page HIPAA. If you don't know what HIPAA is in the employment field, then this is for you. Click this.
Speaker 3:This is for you.
Speaker 1:Where hitman information, privacy and protection act is 90-34. You can Google this. It's not real. Why could you do that? They don't care, we're going to click it right here, but it literally is very misleading. Same, like a Guido family respectively. Look at this. Dark Web is not safe. People go here and they click that link and they literally just type it up their problems. I should do reviews.
Speaker 3:Yes, the reviews were wild.
Speaker 1:Let's go to reviews. Real quick. People trigger warning award. Ok, here we go.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there you go man.
Speaker 1:Here we go. What's the reason for contact guys? I need her taken care of because she won't leave. I need her gone. We've described what service you were looking for, and then he literally goes into.
Speaker 3:You're going to have to blur that out. Huh, so you're going to have to blur that out?
Speaker 1:Oh yes, Of course I am. Yeah, I'm just saying there's a whole bunch of reviews on the page, but yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3:It's wild.
Speaker 1:People are literally descripting what they want on here. I'll blur all this out. But, yeah, so go here and be it if you want to, and fuck around and find out, because to fuck around is human, to find out is divine.
Speaker 3:Bro, that's going on. That's what you should.
Speaker 1:That shit is hilarious. And what's the other one? The consequence of? I forgot the consequences, I forgot how that went, but um, yeah. Floor is crazy and we'll be down there in the next like 20 days, so I'll get ready for that. That's all I have to say about Florida. I mean, there's, there's plenty of photos.
Speaker 3:There's too many Florida stories.
Speaker 1:It's really quite like do we need that before the topic? Now, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3:We really can't. It's dude pressing.
Speaker 1:It's just wild. Actually, it's not depressing.
Speaker 3:That's why like is there too much Sun there, like what's the real problem.
Speaker 1:I just don't her son's fucking heat. This he's been violating this week all right summer. Does not want to leave like a like a bad stepfather. He's just like has a keys at a house still and just want to show up in the last week.
Speaker 3:So, speaking of kids, you know traumatizing as other summers. I wasn't as annoyed but I think, because at this point we're now into like the third summer of them like really being home and me being home at the same time. So I have, I've begun to adapt and adjust.
Speaker 1:I haven't, okay, all right, they don't stand up or sleep. They don't wake up on time, they just sleep all day and then a staple night. Okay, so I get a job. There's also no food ever so oh my gosh. Yes, don't come to our house expecting to eat, because I can guarantee you there's probably nothing if we have like just lunch me in the house and no, no bread, there's gonna be lunch meat. Right, there's, eat it. I'm like bro, can we just have? We just got the yesterday.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 1:Know, that's weird. Okay, there's mad.
Speaker 3:There's mad cereal, no milk how that happened every time, every time then there's mad milk, no cereal.
Speaker 1:Just don't know maybe, since we have kids in the house that why are y'all can't eat? Think that collectively right. You know at once why don't like this cereal, so he done other boxes zero Hi, yeah, these kids, kids man, get back to school, I'm glad. Okay, I'm not ready for the whole cult, random calls and shit. I'm not ready for those calls. All right, it's the first two weeks of school, or whatever. Figure it out Like y'all should be coasting anyways, y'all want to come in the random as midweek of school Thursday.
Speaker 3:Why our schools do this, like is? I don't know if it's just a New York thing or like a East Coast thing. I don't really know. I don't see what she was that because, like, why do we start in like?
Speaker 1:I understand summer.
Speaker 3:At the tail end of summer, but like it's never Monday, like why would I want to start my first week with two days, and that's it if that's the case, then I don't know like make it a come meet your teacher. Make it an orientation day. Why are my kids physically going to school to start? Learning a routine for two days, and then you're gonna give them a weekend.
Speaker 1:Like all that first week of like meet the meet, the meet, come to your classroom and all the other stuff. Oh, you're like I don't know for your woman, instant bubble cuts of a kid of learning your classrooms. Get back at the acclimation of academics and everything. That's too much. They don't care, all right, they don't care, they won't prepare you for adult life. Well, which is literally.
Speaker 3:Which is literally you might have to go to work on a Thursday. Yep, yep.
Speaker 1:Just for a few hours, just the clock in, just because you got to get all your hours. So I'm getting in trouble. God damn, we're gonna stop talking about but yeah, literally we're talking about that too how school is a terrible. It's the most terrible segue in the work life because it really locks you down to be in four walls for hours and then they have a minimal break of some extra curriculum activity, which be gym or lunch, that's.
Speaker 3:that's literally like your smoke break and your lunch break and now go back to work and go back to work and Stay awake, to stay up stay awake, I don't care, how many did you got?
Speaker 1:Oh, you got appointments and raps. You should. You should put a ball to put your bar note in you miss all the work. Now you gotta catch up and it's terrible. It's a man. That's my. College is all slack and nowadays All right. Lacking listen cause you like people, like the option, like how it's not like I'm go right to high school, going right to college.
Speaker 3:But like for us, like it was always like okay, we're gonna go to college now.
Speaker 1:So what are you gonna do after high school?
Speaker 3:Which I think honestly, if that's smart, because how many college, how many high school students really knew what they wanted to do by time I got to? What smart college of like, not not just assuming that every Individuals path is going to be college academic, academic, academic.
Speaker 1:I'm doing with continuing with school because I changed.
Speaker 3:I changed my major and my degree four times the fact.
Speaker 1:There's true time here that probably make more money than most college kids because they go through debt and everything. It's crazy. It's like you know you can make your own business to win a trade before get out of college. Yep, they don't tell you that stuff that they didn't tell you. Go to college right, get a career.
Speaker 3:I got a career and you get out of college and you just assume you're gonna make six figures. Yeah, really, you're flipping burgers and McDonald's because you can't find a job in your pizzas, or something like that.
Speaker 1:But I was crazy because, yeah, you can't find a job for your degree where paper doesn't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah turns out a degree and associates degree in liberal arts gets you actually nowhere.
Speaker 1:Why I don't want to be a debt. Okay, I'm what literally like Probably I was a bit in my whole life. I don't need no more, probably more now.
Speaker 2:Mary, I know, I know.
Speaker 3:Sorry, but I'm saying like, and I don't really, when you think about it, I don't have. I don't have a career that's based on my degree to show for that. You know what I mean. So like, really, I just threw money out the window.
Speaker 1:Your money out the window or your parents money if you're not gonna lean into what you stated. Listen, man, college is optional. Okay, if you want to, you get your whole shit's planned out the way it's gonna look out. God over, but it's not for everybody. If you're not financially stable, your family family, your family's not financially stable. Think about it. That's all I can say Because that's my age. That shit be a pain. Yeah, I can't get a paperwork together.
Speaker 3:Well then, sometimes, if you don't, if you don't qualify for it, yeah you're pain, you're yeah into hoping you get scholarship, and if you don't get scholarship, then you're taking out loans. Mm-hmm and when you're 18 19, you don't understand that that's tough. You have to pay back.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep, that's, that's, that's how you save a failure in.
Speaker 3:America bro.
Speaker 1:This is America. We live on this education. All right, let me get off this, cuz I'm gonna Canada. See, we're wrapping everything with our topics, I guess.
Speaker 3:Yeah, unless you want to talk about, you know, the young hustlers at your door today.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, let me look. Well, let me look how I started this. All right, um, um. You know, I don't like random kids, I don't, I don't do it right. Kids at playgrounds. I don't deal with random kids coming to me in general, I got my kids. Okay, I'm playing with my kids. Go find your parents, respectfully.
Speaker 1:um didn't have a good time this summer with random kids because we went to a Work outing for you and we went to the beach over at. We have a man made beach here.
Speaker 3:It's a pond. It's a pond to lake.
Speaker 1:Oh, and I'm playing in the water, my kids and everything, and I'm seeing all my youngest who thinks forever getting acclimated to water. We're in the water, I'm finding in the water with him, so we're playing and some random ass kid comes, like you know, splashing him, so he gives him this work on a play with. So now the kids splashing me like bro, I'm not your age group for splashing me, I'll give you two shots of splashing the face.
Speaker 1:Oh, you got me. I literally did the whole camp. Ah no more, whoa, okay. So I go under water to swim away from him. This motherfucker came up behind me like Pennywise was like no, that's enough. Okay, what's up? I said out that water so fast and got to the shore, bro, like all right, where's your parents? Because I'm gonna show her. I swear I got found five second. I'm swinging on you, bro, give it for me, get away from me. I'm not playing with you, I Don't. I don't deal with that. But the funny thing about that grab the chip was that that the ending monsoon trip, was it the the last part?
Speaker 3:This is how you know, there was no minorities with us at this damn picnic group okay.
Speaker 1:We were the only minorities at this outing. It was work outing with her. It got really cloudy. It was nice and sunny for good two hours it was.
Speaker 3:It was a pretty good day.
Speaker 1:And then clouds came out of nowhere. So we're in a pavilion area where the clouds would come in. I'm like, oh, it's going to rain. I'm like, well, it's going to rain. I'm ready to go, because I don't do what these woods over here in Thunder. I don't like that. So beaches closed because it's under lighting now. Then the rain starts, so I'm going to get the cars. I'm like you ready to go? I'm getting wet. I'm already in the beach. I'm ready to go. I don't deal with rain which she's swaying above my head. Your group is like all right, come on, let's get out of the tent, let's get some blankets. I'm like are you all hunkering down? Okay?
Speaker 1:So yo bro it was literally light rain for like five seconds, and then the wind picked up.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hard and then the kids and they're like crying and scared. I'm like I'm about to get scared because these, these streets are swaying too hard and I don't want to be in this group of people around here who wants to thug it out. Okay, my wife included, is like she's cold. I'm like I can go to the car, we can go to the car, we can go, we can get out of here right now. So the rain stopped. I'm like it slowed down. I was like I'm going to go to the car. If I can make it to the car in this month's suit, we can make it out of here. I was going to say pull the car to the front via the sun, but I said that car for a minute. I smoked real quick. I was like I'm going to wait till it's rain stopped. The rain stopped, I stayed in that car. The rest of you was like I don't know where you went.
Speaker 3:It's left me.
Speaker 1:I literally left out there with the rest of the group for mad long. I changed my clothes also to. This was getting my hoodie and my socks were soaked, but it was just like I'm not built for that wilderness in the rain.
Speaker 2:Like I know it had talks yeah.
Speaker 1:I know we had talks about getting RV in the future. I would RV in the future, but that's like glamping.
Speaker 3:That's a little different.
Speaker 1:It's raining, we're going to go back home Down for like that.
Speaker 1:We see anything about a tornado warning wherever we travel in the RV. Oh, we made mistakes, mistakes were made and we need to go back home and get our money back for this vehicle because we were not prepared for this. That's how I feel about it, thinking about it. But long story short random kids, so fast for today. Oh, wow, it was random. It was. You know, you were in meetings and everything. The ring doorbell rings. I'm like, ah, maybe they'll ignore it. I thought it was a package. Honestly.
Speaker 3:Normally it is because we don't? I mean, we don't have people come to the door very often.
Speaker 1:So I ignored it and then I heard knocking. I'm like oh, who is knocking? I know the ring doorbells there.
Speaker 3:We said we wasn't home.
Speaker 1:Yeah, According to our ring doorbell. I opened the door and it's like six kids on my steps. I was like, oh hey, six kids. Oh, anxiety, the six little kids, random kids, what are your parents?
Speaker 3:No parents around your parents.
Speaker 1:And then I see they have a basket. They have a random basket with like there's like sodas in there, a seashell, a Roblox card.
Speaker 3:I'm like, okay, what's this little business? Yeah, like, what are you guys doing?
Speaker 1:So it was like, yeah, just like we're going around selling some things we bought and we're trying to make some money and everything Like all right.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to shut you out.
Speaker 1:So I said but I'm thinking like I have no cash.
Speaker 3:I really haven't got cash. We don't. Cash is not our thing.
Speaker 1:So I'm like, all right, give me a second Now. As I said, give me a second to get money. The older girl goes wait, wait, you look familiar, I go no.
Speaker 3:I'm pretty sure you don't know me, you do not know me.
Speaker 1:So I was like got some tooth fairy money. It took all our singles out and pretty much bought a $3 soda. I'm like I could buy this on for a $1.50. But you know what, go ahead, little man, go get your money. So I bought me a $3 soda. That I did not drink. Yeah, Um long story short.
Speaker 3:What were they saving money for?
Speaker 1:They didn't say, they just didn't ask.
Speaker 3:I would have asked so many questions. What are you going to buy? How much money are you trying to get? But it was too many kids.
Speaker 1:All right, it was too many kids on my porch.
Speaker 3:My wife's not here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was outnumbered. My kids were. I had my middle child staring them out in the window like what they want I'm like bro, you're going to help me.
Speaker 3:He wasn't going to help me.
Speaker 1:No one's going to help me. I swear Never. Every time I had a yelp, my kids took out a car. Like you're not going to stop leaving me hanging when little kids talk to me, okay, so they don't start jumping on this and my dad pull me away, or something. Go find your own dad, I don't know Shit, or something. Don't leave me hanging like that.
Speaker 3:They just be walking away like am I, my problem? Yo yo yo, yo yo yo.
Speaker 2:This is your age, fight them.
Speaker 1:Save me. I did tell my, I did tell my youngest to fight somebody at the beach too, because apparently, trying to, he almost got, he almost drowned it, he almost died. No, he almost died. I want to go home.
Speaker 3:I want to get you into the beach. Mom, can we go home? I said no, why? I almost died. I'm under water.
Speaker 1:I was like oh man, push him Shoot push him back or something. It was bad. I almost died. Okay, I always meet with hostile people. Don't put your hands on me. Don't put your hands on me. I'm gonna leave that one on the episode. We're gonna leave it on the topic because that got you hot. It did. That's a hot topic right there.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah we'll leave it on the topic right there, I forgot about that one.
Speaker 1:It's like paper in my mouth. So yeah, that's pretty much. Don't. Look at it. I see you look at it, don't, look at it, don't look at it.
Speaker 3:That's why I was saying you can see me glare at it. It's like the end of the straw paper. Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to break habits. Okay, listen. Oh wait, wait.
Speaker 2:We're branching out, we're branching out.
Speaker 1:We're finishing up now with this last, because, of course, we change everything around.
Speaker 3:Branch bending will now be saved for the very end of the pod, Because sometimes we don't know where we're watching that. Oh yeah, that's a fact.
Speaker 1:We just end up watching shit and be like, oh, we gotta watch that. We'll watch a review of a show, but we need to watch this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like Deep Fake Love, Deep Fake Love. We don't even speak Spanish. We're Portuguese, we're gonna learn it for this show.
Speaker 1:That's an interesting show on Netflix in Portugal. I'm assuming I'll even be in to find it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we'll find it.
Speaker 1:But yes, of course, let's talk about some other changes. I guess you know we got our piercings.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:Not you forgetting On the wrong side, which side I'm trying to break my habit of my vape recently, and that's just hard, all right, so kudos to anybody who smoked a cigarette to try to go cold turkey. But god damn, even trying to have my vape with me is just like. I didn't realize how much I had an addiction to that goddamn vape, Fucking vape. Almost 10 years, almost 10 years vape.
Speaker 3:I know, and it's kind of surprising because when I think about it like that, it's a long time, it's almost as long as I've been married- yeah, I'm like god damn.
Speaker 1:I'm like, yeah, all right, it's time to break. I was like it's time to break this shit. I literally threw probably how many vapes in my backyard like three, at least three, I think I had one hit in my upstairs. In the room I gotta go find and throw it, let me go find it.
Speaker 3:Let me go find it.
Speaker 1:But it's an old one, disgmental. But yeah, man, it's just habits, you know, I just gotta break them. I'm trying to, you know, lose my weight. So I should just like, I should just like, flash and go away or not. My go area, my go away or my weight. Now, if I do go away, or something like that, I'm going to get this one to Jim Say what she needs to get in the gym.
Speaker 3:But like she's been saying she was going to go to the gym, I've been saying I'm going to go to the gym for a long time.
Speaker 1:Because I had a flex on her, I bought I've been buying jump ropes and she's like eight jump ropes in the house.
Speaker 3:Now we have three, we have three.
Speaker 2:It's like a lot, though we have three.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Miss over. Here was talking about I could jump forever. I could jump bro. And I explained to her the equivalent of jumping 10 minutes is like running 35 minutes bristly in a job. So she's like all right girl that two minutes and 30 seconds hit.
Speaker 3:She started panting and she see how time was left, I was like how has it only been two minutes? It's been an hour. I don't care what you say, it's been an hour.
Speaker 1:But it's so crazy because, like you say, as a kid it's so easy for you because you're young and everything. But as an adult now, you got weight, you got.
Speaker 3:Now you really understand what a minute is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that too, because we're a kid forever. It's literally like two minutes.
Speaker 3:Not even it's like 30 seconds. I just jumped rope forever I need some water. Right, exactly, I was running all day. They're shaking.
Speaker 1:That's our new thing now. Watching Cartoon Mouth on Instagram.
Speaker 3:Lil.
Speaker 1:Puppet, the black puppet on Instagram be cracking us up Because we're watching our kids in their day of excuses and shit. You know many changes. We're back to potting.
Speaker 3:Speaking of our potting schedule, we decided to go well, like a first in a month and in a month type shit, yeah, like two episodes a month, yeah, it'll be a Friday, friday drops.
Speaker 1:We're still busy. Ok, we're still busy with our real lives. Ok, it's hard to do work. I'm just trying to do my computer shit. I'm just lagging on that and working out is too much, so we're going to space it out. We're going to set up our YouTube episodes and that's going to come out either, hopefully, or Friday. No, I'm going to Saturday after I got to work on it. My schedule is still crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Somewhat with my at home time, but I still get my visuals out. But yeah, that's pretty much where we at with the potting Good.
Speaker 3:We back? I guess we back.
Speaker 1:Hopefully this won't stop yawning so much though.
Speaker 3:I controlled myself. I breathed deeply in my nose.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the trick people.
Speaker 3:Although if you look at my face, it probably looks like I'm angry. Really, I'm just trying to contain the yon.
Speaker 1:I'm going to throw up ice-trade and shit. We got something on Instagram. So we watched old commercials and infomercials about products.
Speaker 3:It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1:It's like an ice-trade.
Speaker 3:I feel so upstairs I was like what is she doing? She's checking the shit out the ice-trade. Nobody does that.
Speaker 1:Oh boy. But yes, now I'm ready to get back my rants, back my tangents and get my arguments with you and see, break your neck.
Speaker 3:Break my neck, yeah, you break. Oh, let's go, let's go, you should, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1:But anyways, that is, I guess, it for the episode, right, yeah, all right, so we'll see you when we are posing. Bye, I feel like that out here, I don't know. Bye All right.