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Hi, I'm Jackie young this Afters I've written two books and they're available to purchase on me on my best way to actually explore the world together to get your book visit this art as well.com I can't wait for you to explore with us Yep, it's your boy Jared great you are tuned in to a brand new episode of The dignify the link one show number two in the row here we go cuz we back in his beach man 2020 info breeze game man walking due to fucking though literally he's got the head on so you know we go and do this thing let my dog freeze go 2024 That's my favorite number if you're laying no to full on the show and I 'm living like Kobe I should already know the dignified to live with Oh no be and let's go get it in with a friend. Cola take a shot of gin night gin All right Jean Jean makes give me browser whacking cloud and I can take this thing older with a wife that get me right I'm feeling good right now I really kind of want to fight not fight. Oh look. Show me some love Give me your hook dignify the middle of nowhere leash leash in the building. Hey Lucy leash in the building. Hey leash leash in the building. And everybody in this biz chillin. That's how you bring the show at the book show. Know what's going to be phased out second show 2020 photo. That's how you do the damn thing. Alicia man how you doing? I'm having good. I've been good. You've been good. Don't look at yourself in the monitor. And I know this is your first time. This is your first time back in what you've been gone for. Oh, I want to say a year. A year by the year. How does it feel to be back? Feels great. I'm really off favoring Oh no, I don't really alright first of all the CO hosts and the cliques they claim I've never said that. I never. I just say I know. I'm your favorite. You know what I gotta say though, you are consistent. You are one of the most consistent people who we've had on the show. Who comes in do the damn thing. And then just get ghost on it. Oh, I think anybody get ghost is definitely it's definitely life happens. Life Life be happiness sometimes. I don't want to call capsule breeze How you doing? Good to see you again. YouTuber, man. That's always good to see breezes breezes in the building. Man. I know last year we talked about you starting your program. How's that going for you? Slow motion slow motion. Gotta get used to it again. Then still Student Okay. I got it. It's gonna be I cuz you've been you've been out of school for what? Standard? 10 years. 10 years. Nothing like riding a bike though? Not ain't no. It's like riding a goat like you wrote about now you're writing and you decided you got to know this. But I got I got the support system. I got the young man. Now Alicia, we were talking pre show. And you were you were mentioning some things that you want to do in your life. So you were saying that? You 29 This year, this year and you turned you turned 30 this year? And you you want to you want to you want to turn on mommy Jana was now mommy Jana. Yeah. Oh, come on. Mommy, Jana. You know, that was not what I had to tell you that. That has given me more money. Y'all know, my dear? Yeah, I want to be mommy Jana. It's about my time. Okay, now, let me ask you started because you came in with that goal. And I'm not mad at that. So that's a great, that's a great aspiration. But I feel like you disturbed over some steps. Maybe? Yeah, I mean, you can't remind me out without somebody. True. True. But we weren't going on that we weren't going on it. All I'm saying is that right? Is that find somebody and then you know, it just you know, get a puppy. You know, some people get pregnant within like three months of a relationship. That's crazy. That could be me. That's Wow. That's actually crazy. You don't know but you know that that's what people do. And I'm saying and I can always go back to somebody I do know that's crazy. That Something transpiring in my life right between that person and do you got like both me just in case I want to read a book the first time make a lady with the hat it's nothing crazy like that somebody that you know it. I've known for what you're looking for what you're looking for one a guy and I will be back to be 30. So anytime I come on to me it's different now you dirty to me I don't understand is different now. Given daddy on a two, I can't be given Mommy and Daddy, can I can I breathe? Can I just say, one I'm not mad at you for having a go. I think that's cool. You gotta go. It's not a goal, right? But it's just like something that I would want to happen for me. But I'm not like, actively make like writing this down the vision board. Gotcha. Okay, so nothing that I do want. If it happens to me, I'd be happy. Gotcha, gotcha. Well, I'm not mad at that. My wife and I, that's, that's on our on our goals this year to was. I mean, well, because we were gonna be my goal was to be selfish in our 20s because you want to do a lot of things in your 20s that you know that because people get to have kids and 1890 Yeah, and they like you don't get to live life until you are, what 30 Plus, and then that's probably that's, you know, took them. So that's where you can, that's where you probably get financially stable, and you can really take care of kids. Like I always tell people, I was the most blessed out of all my siblings, because my mom had me when she was 30. They should figure it out. By the time I came along, y'all Nichols was I never lived in an apartment growing up. I'm sorry, I don't, I don't know that life size. roaches. My parents, my parents had a house. So but like my sisters, my brothers that story could be a little bit different because my mom had my oldest sister when she was 18. And my, you know, my next day or whatever age, so it's like she's 18 and 30 is two different people. I think like back in the day, right? People were having kids younger anyways, and they had a bunch to keep a big family. That's what that was our goal. I think like now, we have a decision to make. I used to think that today like I'm gonna be selfish in my 20s but I work during birth certificates. And let me tell you, I see people that probably should have waited and they have their life together and they still should wait because physically mentally there they're not your parents. Oh no, they're not married. No kids no stop. No Sophia. I know. I know people that had kids and they 20s and shit living outside like not even go there like they they can't be fresh and whole places and still I think all depends on your situation your and your significant other you know I'm saying that's factual. That's factual now speaking today, I know January is national poverty Awareness Month. I don't even know what the fuck that is like. I don't even know what that's why are you aware that you broke you away you live in? Yeah, we know. Are you aware of your current circumstances and where you are and your hasn't got it? Like I'm about to be done with a different holiday? Yeah. Holiday ism. awareness. Awareness. Oh, you can make a national holiday what would you make that's a good question. My best question love that that's a that's a great question. Um national switch day switch. Yeah, a broke person gotta live with a live a rich person life and a rich person I live a broke person my four day car like it bad I do. Lisa you could have a you could have a national holiday you better be like somebody who got Beyonce Can I just can I get Beyonce? So Alicia if you could if you could if you could make a holiday Yeah, you could we figured if you could have a national day what would your national day be and KB national switch day well, gladly well that's what I was gonna say. Almost national government give people money. They I guess that's the switch. Switch. There's a switch that maybe to give out stimulus checks every day. Once a month, once a month? I can make it a holiday. Yeah, they need to give out stimulus checks. That's tax season. Some people don't get nothing. I don't get nothing back in my taxes. Are you are you independent? Oh. You let one of the people that stand in the future. We will be all these girls be on Facebook all day talking. got a boyfriend scamming and then oh if y'all need y'all Texas beach no no so you get my social media the way that the way I know you ain't gonna do my taxes if you tell me like listen I'll do your taxes and when I do your taxes if you follow me you get a free cruise or you get some shit for free if you if you give me free shit plus and the ones who get you a I didn't get you in advance of the $3,000 now before your taxes even come back right so now I'm happy I know this is happy but Happy National Poverty Awareness month the bill that gets passed I think you can actually you can you can pick a day you can make a national month and our national day and as long as you do whatever you don't tell nobody that because I don't want nobody going out there trying to come up with some dumb now we gotta we gotta acknowledge it. Yeah, as long as you as long as you do it every month or every year so the perks that happen through if somebody would like yo like this and the government had the why they did not happen three years in a row and they were the case because I already feel like movies are you know warnings I feel like that's coming anyways for the government the purge you wouldn't know what to do. I wouldn't Yeah, cuz I don't even know coming to house like they're coming they might not come first. The first movie when the man had the um, the house that that locked down you don't have you don't have one of them but I'm gonna work on that now. We can get on that now. That was smart houses. Yeah, like a little bunker or whatever. Y'all need to get on that anyways, I need to start getting out bunkers. Oh, you talking about the movie that that just came out on Netflix that Obama has produced the one I was talking about. Like on the first on the first movie, he had like a little like a little hideaway in his house like he had like a little armor house or whatever. But it was a little harder to do in Florida. It is very hard for me. Oh, just what? You may hit some moving to Texas there's something going on. In Texas I think everybody moving to everybody moving to Austin by Austin Texas. I saw a list of the top the top of the five richest black cities that black people are thriving in and Houston was one of them. The Lana was one of them DC Baltimore and she I don't think it was nothing in Florida. Charlotte it was Charlotte. I was putting my picks on gambling and I've seen the quarterbacks Baltimore has five black quarterbacks on a roster that one white quarterback currently currently they all look like I don't know what's going on in Baltimore I need to go there about I will tell you this we we traveled to DC me and my wife and I don't fly to DC because all the bullshit with the world and everything gee I forgot his mother tongue crossed in the column that don't sound like me I'm a beat man you're going down a take that out there's a second part right people hate me he texts you and be like I think he's getting great views you don't think I think a lot of people's Well, I will say Man, we used to we fly to Baltimore. And it's not my wife's first flight into Baltimore. To the airport. Man it's not a big airport. It's a small airport. But everybody in the airport is black. Like everything is black the gate agents the people selling shit the people at the food place BLACK BLACK, BLACK, BLACK and like hat I know we say southern hospitality is a thing but it's like it's also a difference up north because they can up there too. It's just a different kind of rude it's just a different kind of con kind of rude and if you get them on the street Yeah, they definitely really rude as hell because they gotta pay gotta get they gotta tempo. fast because I went to Philly and oh my god, I was moving slow and beat me up in the bag. Oh, like why are you in a rush? Now? Raise your head as you saw my feelings money be just I was thinking somebody was gonna pull you by your hair a breeze. What did you call her? Her hairstyle? What's on my hairstyle? Buddhist Landers. arms length. I think that if you don't get your braids to your butt, you're not really getting Your Hair donation question always want to be seen girls in the club Why do you do this when they have to get it off the neck and say oh like it'd be dance Navy like I don't know why they do that baby Hi. Listen they might be doing it right because they probably move it in the hair if you see if you see something moving really you don't really pay attention to that at that time. So like they don't like this try to get as you read looking at it okay, because I was thinking they wanted to show it to here one stiff so I was like yeah, maybe that's why so why didn't Why don't keep doing all these damn hair videos already showing us that the hearings there? I just wanted to know what can you do that booty? Feel like if you don't have your brace to you, but anyway. Yeah, like what do you what are we here? That's interesting. I mean, I love me a good little bob braid style. One lesson you had like just a straight ball one of them. You do this from the ones that I like the ones that get longer like short and then it's like an asymmetrical ball a little ball bro. So I'm gonna go to the rock ball he dropped the ball I hate to say it but it's called Bobby Jana. But I know you you can be honest. Can you getting upset with my honors but it's about me got to stop making these words and I suppose the podcasting on this podcast now I want to add a Alicia this because I know specifically I could talk about this but you'd be because you're a you're a pre K PK. MK MK ministers kid. So I was on social media a lot last year but but also this year. I've been seeing a little bit. There was a pastor minutes. I'm not sure what he goes by Bishop by the name of Michael Mike Todd. You know, are you familiar? No, I don't I don't fool around with such negative things. If they're fake, like, I can't, but no, I haven't heard of him. What do you what do you mean fake like that? Is he like a fake pass? It's like putting on. So okay, so that's what was what I wanted to ask you. Because so he he is, uh, he's he blew up during the COVID year because he, he's his charges, not virtual. They haven't impersonally do a great job with the virtual options. And he grew up doing he blew up doing COVID. And even my wife was watching them like he does good stuff. But now I think that's like, the more popular he's getting, the more not intrusive, but he's trying to do things to like entice people a little bit more. So it was like the method that he's preaching isn't necessarily I don't know, I'm not gonna say that is wrong. But it's not. It's not like the traditional. Here's Matt. He got he got props on stage, he, he's sitting there doing things. He's calling people out about things. And it's like, a lot of people are liking him. But a lot of people also like, this is a fake prophet. He's not really a pastor. He's just a motivational speaker, calling himself a pastor. Oh, I just say I don't believe stuff like that. I would believe he don't know Anyway, especially if you got all that props and stuff. I like good old school pastors anyway, so I don't really give new pastures a chance. I like me a good old soul. So we'll get this get your blood boiling What about you breed? What do you think? I think people gonna be surprised when Judgment Day coming out they pass it and sit in here and wait. Because taking they take is all is it's all like social media based now like won't get no I think like you say the old school pastors. Like I won't that Pastor that's why he got you wrong. He did wrong. Give me the word without without without all the extra stuff. You don't need a social media you'll need on it. Give me the true word. Because I don't like them. Facebook passed to this day. We got to be on Facebook. A lot of the most popular pastors. TD Jakes didn't say he identifies what you really want to ask me about like, what is he doing it? Like? I just don't say that's like saying Jesus was at the devil party and just like, whoa, whoa, I gotta say the Bible does say that Jesus hung out with sinners Jesus. But he also he also saved them. He also turned their lives around. So who's to say that as TD Jakes is at these parties that he can live? No, I'm just saying. So like, I think that that pastors and bishops and ministers their people too, and we can't although although in a Catholic church, they'll say that they sit at the foot of God, y'all are they still human? They still make mistakes and nobody perfect. But you also like you also gotta live and we sometimes put put we used to a lot of times put bishops and ministers and pastors into certain box of elitist people that they can't do. They can't be they can't say and it's like no you do you say you is why can't he so are you now are you down with the New Age Pack? scores are the old passes because I'm sorry I'm I'm I thought I feel like yeah you gotta life right? But you're also not putting yourself into a predicament to where like life is gonna make you have to show your true colors like What do you mean? Like Pete like him at these P Diddy parties if you're not saving none of them sinners yet why are you still there? But who's to say I can't say for sure for account that TD Jakes ain't ain't praying for Daddy ain't praying for Dion ain't praying for these people who he's around and who he's socializing with. I can't say that he is or isn't. I'll say Dr. Because I know that a TD Jakes have presided Dion's wedding to Palazzo Sanders back in the day, so that's why I'm saying that like they gotta be paying him a pretty penny. Who TD Jakes? Yeah, I'm sure I'm just saying from when I was growing up and TD Jakes was TD Jakes is completely different he was acquired to read and less I think though I don't require direct but you know, money may change you if I give you a check to come here and do this. But transfer the business anyways. Change is a big old business mega it is a business but I do think though, like, like you said, social media input amplifies things. So he could have always been doing this and it just wasn't you can get on social media and and see and see it happening. You probably couldn't get on social media and see him sitting there did his party, you probably could have read about it for somebody who was there but you wouldn't have saw it with your own eyes. So it makes things different, but I'm not going to hold my bishop in a different standard than I would someone else like no my bishop shouldn't be on Instagram last on my last go bust now that's out of what these videos on hold. No. But if my bishop got caught on camera cursing, I bet he was a real person because she and I could have sued I probably cost more than my bishop do. But if you're a piss Bishop off Bishop and cut Bishop, I don't know if my ambition is single Bishop I hear called Bishop with one of these families loose, loose flew this. But he can't preach about it. Like he came preaching about like, you know, saving yourself for marriage. Like I'm cool with that. Like if if that's what you want to do, and you want to be out here doing it but don't come into church on Sunday and tell me this is what you don't need to do. This is what the Bible says I'm cool, but just leave that out because the past they will just show you that. I haven't seen the Venmo. card you got to separate yourself anyways, it just it's a whole it's a whole nother ballgame. you separate yourself. Yes, but I think at the end of the day, though, we have to understand that these folks are human too. They just they just sit in the pulpit. It's their job to deliver it's kind of like like breezes a teacher like it's when we was young if you ever saw your teacher out and destroy you shop like yes, the teacher is a person to outside of school so it's the same thing with a pastor. And I think I know that from experience because I have my uncle's a pastor, I had a lot of family members who are pastors and I see them outside of church I got a lot of my family members pastors too so I see I see them like like I see them and I'm grateful that they still hold on to their Christianity when they around worldly things. I think we got to do are you talking about the pastor the swag circuit pastors? No, no, that was a shame rule please. I don't know I don't know who it was and they do that for the countdown. Yeah, yeah but but here's the thing I'm not mad at that because if if that's your if that's your your way to connect with Joe flop and that and that resonates with them they can remix it yeah guys you got to play the reason I swear when I watch the server I'm gonna give you Julian and Britt Absolutely not. I'm gonna stop playing. I got to talk to a friend praying I'd be talking to you pray you pray you close your eyes. Like when I pray I sit and I just like sit in my man cave that's you're talking to God like oh, like I just said Amen. I mean so that's not for you. I mean that's what you want to consider as prayer I think that how you decided to pray to God is what your decision true you tried to pray Have you ever tried to pray and you get distracted by something? I'm gonna come to you. Chicken I'm sorry Jesus. Let me get back to you get over what was going on but see my one REM breathing parent like heavy like they be listening to the Bible every day. So like they do that so now aren't like she was like Look, this rainbow is God's promise. Like yeah, like a lot of kids wish he sat around with the kids were like, What? What? So now she's telling them like ill. So not my baby like the preacher baby. But no, like, it's good because it motivated me like, you know, I'm saying because she comes up with these questions with God and I do want to be closer to God. I don't, I don't want to say trust a lot of these pastors. And that's what it is. I want to know, I want to know the Bible for myself. So you just can't tell me anything because the Bible could be used for good or bad no matter you can flip words, depending on the part of Scripture. You choose to use it no matter no matter how it is excellent what the Bible says. Yeah, it says that, but continue to read. Yeah. You don't know what to say before that people do it often time they read Luke 638 through 39. Because I know what 40 Say, right? Yeah. What did they say in verse 40? You told my read 638 through 39. Don't forget about 1441 and 42. So people people try to use that to weaponize a position. But now I'm just gonna swerve a little bit from from that conversation. I want to I want to go back to thank you Lord for blessing us to you know, who has a great opportunity and I didn't think about this yet. Ruben Studdard he needs to come out with sorry for 2024 and nine Yes, he's definitely a lie. My band definitely was definitely no fan of Aruba studies that's what it is. I'm telling you. But I didn't know though. I feel like when people go away for a long time, I automatically got to just make them a funeral in my head my bad my what? He made a song and for years must be dead. I am the worst person to think about any artist because I I put the artists to death. I'm definitely not good. We love playing the hands up game and they was like the white rapper that died. And I say Eminem, everybody was so mad. I was like, what? Eminem is alive? Like, and we'll be short games. Wherever, you know, room has started and has a great opportunity. But I wanted to ask you Alicia because you talked earlier you talked about wanting to have a baby and yet this year this is you go so but was all camera breeze asks the question. And you say you meet somebody new but if you're if you're dating someone, and what date does fucking come in? Like, are we fucking by date three? Or is that too much? Is that too much? That's too fast. I think it depends on the guy. Date three. I know some girl that didn't give it up in years. I mean, yeah, one night, but I'm not knocking nobody that do that. You asking me right. My preference. I try to push it out. 30 days. I'm gonna try to push it out. Okay, let me let me ask you this challenge challenge by choice. Challenge by choice. Let me ask you this question. Are you or have you made it to the 30 day mark? And if you have Okay, and if you haven't, how far did you make it? Challenge by choice? Okay, challenge by choice. I've made it to 30 day mark. before in my life. Okay, awesome. Before my life I've got a one night stand. Oh, okay. Can I dig a little bit? You got one day in question. Was the one you got one day in question? Let me go first. No, no, I didn't say want to beat me because I was the one nightstand better than a 30 day wait. Yes or no? Which one was better? The 30 day wait the 30 day Wait, was better? She laughs She just saying that because it was good because he'd been waiting and anticipation was up. Or there wasn't quick. Oh, yeah. Thank you, buddy. You mess it up for the one night. Let's go next. So I'm always curious about this. What one night stand is that like did you meet them that day? And then or was it somebody that you have been communicating with and being like the first time you met was like okay, we can I know somebody I was communicating with and like, that's different. Just the one you've been working for that standard like oh, let me try to close that deal. I'm not gonna lie they did it. But like a lot of female I think I think God probably should dig in question. No, because I was gonna do I was gonna have some more depending upon your your response to that. I was gonna have some more fun. Yes. But then let me further No, that wasn't really a one nice thing. I think that people do because he worked for Yeah, now that he was the one and all they always told me he was the one if it was on me. I was the one. I think I kept up more communication with that person. You