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Smashed Atoms and Woke Up in the Wrong Timeline

Oski, xFer, and Merc Season 5 Episode 142

On this week's episode, the boys take a wild dive down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories you won't want to miss! They unravel the curious possibility of Big Tobacco meddling in the food industry, debate the existence of an Alpha and Beta timeline, and a new mysterious element. Be sure to tune in to this week's episode of the WBM Podcast!! #Conspiracy #BigTobacco #AlternateTimelines

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Speaker 1:

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for tuning in to the WBM podcast. This is one of your hosts. It's your boy, merc Yo.

Speaker 3:

it's your boy X-Fan, and it's your boy, oski, in the mix, in the mix, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back.

Speaker 1:

Have you guys not noticed? We're back in full swing. In full swing, guys. We have one hell of an episode lined up for you this week, like we do every week. Baby boy.

Speaker 3:

We are talking.

Speaker 1:

It's been a hell of a month. It has been a while, guys. I'm so excited we got a conspiracy theory. We're going to do a rabbit hole, doug, it's going to be so fun, take the pill.

Speaker 2:

Take the pill, just the red one. The blue one doesn't matter.

Speaker 1:

Take them together.

Speaker 3:

Follow the white rabbit. It's the same pharmacy.

Speaker 2:

Don't do the Will.

Speaker 1:

Smith thing though. Okay, all right, you good what. You haven't seen that video. Let's not even go down that rabbit hole. Anyway, ladies, and gentlemen, hit that music. Let's go, let's go. Thank you guys for helping me fumble through that. We are back. We are back.

Speaker 2:

We are back. Oh man, All right bro, it feels good to be back, my guy.

Speaker 1:

It's been a good week man.

Speaker 2:

It's been a good week guys. I want to thank everybody who tuned in to our last episode about the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, our Kendrick Lamar is the new Captain America.

Speaker 2:

That's right. Thank you, Kendrick Lamar is the new Captain America.

Speaker 3:

That's right. We got a lot of positive feedback on that one some people like our Captain America, hot takes they said people want to talk about Dragon Ball, but we're going to hold it off on that till oh shit, my bad that's that boomer alarm.

Speaker 2:

That's that boomer alarm.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, no, we're going to save Dynamo for next week my boy, vegeta, is just one of us Straight Goonin' out there.

Speaker 1:

We're going to save it for next week, hold it like clean clothes.

Speaker 3:

That's all I'm saying. Hold it like clean clothes ain't no lie, I would have too yeah absolutely. Anyways, we're going to hold off for one more week on Dynamo, because next week's episode is going to hold off for like one more week on Daima, because next week's episode is going to be Fuego Zenkai Maximum Power, and we're going to revisit Cobra Kai later in our season, just because we're going to give Homeboy some time to finish it. Yes, it's a lot.

Speaker 1:

This guy needs some time. He's like I got to watch all three movies Low key.

Speaker 2:

I'm finishing up Castlevania, but I get it.

Speaker 3:

I'm almost done. It's really good.

Speaker 1:

See, we should just deep dive, See look, he just wants to watch the trailers. I tell him just to watch the snippets we're going to hold up on cover. We'll get there.

Speaker 2:

We'll get there. We'll get there.

Speaker 1:

We got a whole year we got plenty of time.

Speaker 3:

I'm excited for you guys this season. It's going to be weird, you know.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, man, we're going to break off the beaten path for a little bit and we're going to talk some conspiracy theories for you guys. Who wants to start first? I'll go on mine.

Speaker 2:

Okay, man. So actually I was going to do one of our classic segues, because you were talking about Dragon Ball, jesus that was quick and I think, like in the world chaos, to this town, and then she's the one sending the fighters, she's the one making profit off of this. You know.

Speaker 3:

Didn't one of the background characters in Super like, oh, that's capsule corp over there. They're always doing weird experiments.

Speaker 1:

They are.

Speaker 3:

They're always doing weird shit over there, and then there's like a weird conspiracy guy in the background is like, oh, they probably got aliens over there which they did have aliens over there ironically, I do imagine like Capsule Corp in the Dragon Ball universe is like CERN in our universe. Oh that's cool. Volma is working on the particle accelerator.

Speaker 2:

It's always something and they always be like. There's no way you can put a home bicycle in a capsule.

Speaker 1:

There's no way it put a home bicycle in a capsule. There's no way. It makes no sense. How could they do?

Speaker 3:

that you know, that's super true.

Speaker 2:

She told a story that she went to a different planet. How?

Speaker 3:

yep, that's right. You know she's retrofitting alien technology, like it's easy yeah for her.

Speaker 2:

You know it's either her or tony stark that have like high level genius Bola did this with a bunch of, with a bunch and a king, and a four and a king with no dragon balls, you know max bro.

Speaker 1:

You know what makes me trust me. The only time she struggled with technology is when it came from a different dimension. That was the only time she struggled with fucking technology she still kind of fixed it.

Speaker 3:

I mean, yeah, but she's still. Yeah, she still figured it out.

Speaker 1:

But anyway, yeah, no, they totally get shit 1,000%. There's no way that they don't get fucking hate mail. They got lawyers. They're probably getting sued left and right. I'm surprised we don't see Bulma in court a lot. Why isn't she stressed?

Speaker 2:

Nah, but that's their conspiracy, Because we can see it as the audience we know.

Speaker 1:

But the people there, there, yeah, they probably hate the fuck out of them, bro.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, they get elon because they get the uh, they get the cover story. Remember, like uh, from uh sal and even from boo. I think the cover story is uh, um, what's his name?

Speaker 1:

mr satan, mr satan he's the one that saved the world.

Speaker 3:

He's the one that saved the world from the aliens oh, there's even a cover story to cover up the conspiracy that is Goku and the Saiyans that story.

Speaker 1:

I'm telling you. That's the message. There's conspiracy theories out there that don't make sense, that we all just accept man for real. I'm just saying.

Speaker 3:

I don't know, that was just random. I like how we're breaking it. There's a cover story that they feed the media. Okay, in that universe but conspiracy.

Speaker 2:

We're of a secret organization, secret deals or secret everything, because I remember Reading one of the books by this famous author, dan Brown, the guy that wrote the Da Vinci Code, but one of my favorite books Was called the the, the word, anyway.

Speaker 3:

Long story, short, but his favorite book.

Speaker 2:

And long story short, the bad guy, malak, was his name, like.

Speaker 2:

Picture him Like all, like Bold, naked but with blue tattoos, like symbolism, right.

Speaker 2:

So the goal in the book, uh, the main bad guy was to expose secret organizations within the government, but specifically list out the name of those high-ranking members like senators, judges, and pretty much all over through the book, like people were trying to stop.

Speaker 2:

The bad guy who are these people was like the director of cia, obviously the main character, who is the guy that plays tom tom hanks in the book, right, and the director, defeat fbi trying to start the bag, all right, and so they lay out their argument of why, like he, the bad guy, could not do this, like why he could not reveal. And then in the book I recall them saying that it's because the, the audience or the people, the masses, could not comprehend or understand the reason they did these rituals, because they are aligned with a rituals that were of that of the founding fathers, just that they didn't do it in public and they never exposed it because they were supposed to be about uh, organizations and these organizations believe it or not, however you want to argue like they had, you know they paint the founding fathers like very enlightened, thoughtful people. It's like it's kind of hard for like these, like farmers you know, to rebel against the biggest uh army of the world, which was the the the uk empire yeah, the british and so.

Speaker 2:

But they're in that book, that fbi director, cia director and the tom hanks character who's like you are him You're pretty much listening to why you should go about and defend these secret organizations, and so they do. Stop the bad guy from exposing to the public, because he was exposed by showing that the rituals they did and exposed who these people were. And it was nothing different than doing something like I did for my fraternity, pretty much like a candle, something weird, drinking something weird and you know I forget, he wasn't a frat right, I'm gonna give you side, I would say right what did?

Speaker 2:

he do his knees so like, so that's like these, these, uh. So there's like experience, like they always insist skull and bones and yell, but they the argument is like you don't understand because like they are so ancient and old, that like they're for the masons and that like they have a set goal. You know what, have you spread christianity or have the ideals of democracy? Um, but that's one of the uh, my favorite books is it kind of like wants to break down why you should be okay with like secret organizations? But I was like nah, bro, expose him bro. I was kind of ready for the bad guy in that book, you know yeah, I mean they always talk about that's.

Speaker 3:

The counter argument is like well, if you expose this, it's gonna break the world. You know it's gonna break the internet, like you know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah everything goes out the window. The lost symbol.

Speaker 2:

Thanks, suki, the lost symbol. Ah, that's the name of the book. That's the book, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Well, I'm going to co-sign with you on that because, like, there are parts of history that have to be erased, that people can't know of, like giants. If giants are they now, why don't they exist? Now? We gotta get into some really weird stuff. But I mean, and the same thing, that, just as dragons are the same thing, why are there giant, continental, you know, in years and thousands of no, no connections with these people.

Speaker 1:

Dragons come up in all mythologies, right, they all look similar. They can all have either thick bodies and you know who actually looks similar is the japanese uh interpretation in the aztecs, as far as like, when they have those. But why, why, why fire, why wings, like, and what you know I mean. So, when you said that, and then, like I said, there's things of giants, right, david and goliath, right, we use it as a metaphor I'm like, oh, he was just a really big man. What if he really was a giant? Where? Where are the bones of david at this point? Or the goliath at that point, like, but it would contradict with history, it wouldn't make sense. So, even if you found bones and history gets lost in the smithsonian as an example, if that's the only fucking record of it they ever had and they just lost it. That now it's gone history no longer exists.

Speaker 2:

The thing is like that is like my place is like how over exaggerated could be right because, like the giants writers, are we talking like people? Like, like they look like the way they picture. It is like these people are like 10 feet tall, like you know, 20 feet tall, yeah, or is it more like because they were like so malnutritioned back then, like they're tiny people. When you see people from like the south sudan, who pretty much all them are, you know, basketball players, yeah, like I get it, like you, I would too, if I saw a seven foot eight foot man walking around and I'm like I just got a egypt malnourished.

Speaker 3:

Showed up here. You know he'll go. We'll be looking at him like Yo, you know like land of giants.

Speaker 2:

But I don't know, it's like or.

Speaker 3:

Jack or something.

Speaker 1:

However but then you.

Speaker 2:

Land of giants, but okay, look, but here that's my ground, that's my ground. But then as you go, something like looking like Shang Long right In China in that area, it's like how did you know? It's like I get it, you know. But there's so many imaginations that, like I'm thinking of a snake like in the air breathing fire or what have you, or shoots lightning out of his asshole or whatever you would say, but there's a whole body of ocean separating that. You know, I have another little granite conspiracy and I believe, uh like, uh like people that travel, people, that it's the samoan islands. What have you, you know, like, maybe they, maybe they like, you know, because they travel, so you know, in the middle of pacific, right on the twig, they could have somehow got to, you know, met some mexican and then, and then, like three month voyage, you know well, I mean the distance back there.

Speaker 3:

people migrated from China, russia through the Bering Strait right Through the mountains and shit bro. Yeah, they would find. No, they migrated to Alaska.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, through the natural land.

Speaker 2:

Well, I'm talking about the people from, like the Samoa Islands who, like when the pocket civilization developed there in that area, they didn't cross, like I believe that they were good at like. Well, today, you know, I look at the stars like damn, I can't see no stars. But back then they'd be like, okay, I know how to get to you know over there, Istanbul from here, and like I can imagine having no concept of like extreme fear. Like in the twig I get like. You see, moana.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like I was terrified in no, no, no lights, no light but these guys singing the song, you know.

Speaker 2:

But the little guitars, you know, they make it beautiful, they make it. They made to singapore, do you know? Like hey, I got this chicken, I'm gonna trade it with these seashells and the estic empire. And I can believe I can see them making it like knowing the routes, the ocean currents, like I can see them like, in that sense, that's my ground there, like the bering strait is one thing, but them going to the Pacific Ocean, I can also believe that.

Speaker 3:

You know, I can believe that yeah, but they even figure out navigating like.

Speaker 1:

That is why right yeah, it's crazy when, like, we try to see one man try to swim across this ocean and shit like that right, and you're like, oh man, it's impossible, there's no way any human being could do it. You're like if you had a squad of motherfuckers everybody's squeezing on one boat and it's like, all right, bro, if you don't make this, you're gonna die. Like we do it and we're like man, it's really cold out here. I remember when it was really warm in my bed. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Like gosh, I wish I can listen to my music right now. Fuck, I just lost my airpod in the ocean. You know like these motherfuckers are holding on for dear life. This is it, bro, you're not gonna make it after this. Like human body. You know, like adrenaline is a motherfucker. We've done some impossible shit, you know, in in the heat of the battle. So I'm like it's very possible. Look, we see the samoans as like people left on the island, right, but how did they get there to begin with? There's no way to just random civilizations I can imagine.

Speaker 2:

And they, but they themselves, like that's the thing. Like, also writes the passages you know how culturally divided, like hey, if you can make it to that side of town, you know you're, you can become a tribe leader. You know like the greeks would do it? Hey, send it, no, no, you call that the trojans, the Spartans. Send the kids to the wolves, comes back hey, hey, hey you're one of them, you know, which is wild today like no, I love my baby. I can never do that.

Speaker 2:

I would never do that yeah, but I can see that, like culturally, like in those areas, it's like, hey, you can make it. Go find something from a foreign land, bring it back. You're the chieftain, you out there. You know, hey, this is bitches from like Aztec, you know.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and you didn't have the next season of anything. Look what I brought Fatass Aztec woman.

Speaker 2:

You know what.

Speaker 3:

To this day, all civilizations got a weakness from fake Latinas.

Speaker 1:

Bro, look what did they rely on.

Speaker 3:

There are Aztec bitches in the jungle, bro.

Speaker 1:

All you gotta do, I'm telling you you can climb.

Speaker 2:

these women would go he would do the impossible. You know what I'm saying? This guy right here would be like if there was, you were back. Then, bro, tell me you wouldn't go looking for giants absolutely bro, four months in the ocean for some ass for the astacusi oh shit, all right, so anyway that's uh but.

Speaker 2:

But I can see, like that's my conspiracy, I'm dumbing down on the ingenuity of humankind where, like, they were so bold and brave back then, like at some measure, there of course there's fear right, it's always fear but to a degree it was like faced like, and they did crazy shit, like so I can see someone going to the to mainland china from a nowhere island, like look what I brought back.

Speaker 2:

You know, you know, jayden, whatever the fuck you know, yeah, yeah stuff like that yeah, but that desire for like well that's the thing they could just like look, look at this cruel picture and then like imagination starts flowing fucking dragons, giants and shit. Because, okay, egyptians, one thing right, but it took god himself to break down the objection. But before that they had to rule something. So they had to go go meet with the Babylon's, navigate in the middle of nowhere, africa, meet the, the what do you call those? The, the more civilization. And then they interacted with shit Like hey, we got sand, y'all had this shit in the jungle.

Speaker 1:

You know you can make glass with this. Nah, what the fuck? Nah, shut up, Shut.

Speaker 2:

And then they're like look, this is a lion, We'll give you like 10 metric tons of sand for like some, for two lions that they have like a fuck ton of them in the back, you know, and then some lions, and then like they're both, like bro, we just sold them sand, bro, we just sold them lions. I can see that happening.

Speaker 1:

You know that's history bro.

Speaker 3:

Welcome to WBN.

Speaker 1:

All right, can I go on my, my conspiracy?

Speaker 3:

yeah yeah, so I got a little rant right the giants or the dragons no, it's neither.

Speaker 1:

Uh, I'm actually uh. I believe the us is keeping its people sick through poor food and bad medicine. Not a ridiculous thing to say. Not a ridiculous thing to say but here. But here's the proof that I have to go back it up. Now.

Speaker 2:

I'm about to get an email, because here's crazy right Like you're like wow. I'm about to get an email. What did I do to you?

Speaker 1:

This is the shit that I found that was mind-blowing to me, don't? Speak so loud next to my phone. No well, it's already been confirmed that the giant tobacco industries have bought into the food industry, right? Oh yeah that's for sure, and we're talking Kraft's and General Mills. So anything Kraft's cheese, General Mills cereal, all those things that you see out there, right, why is tobacco buying into the food industry? It doesn't make sense. Like what do cigarettes and food have anything to do in common with each other?

Speaker 3:

Right. Well, it was that whole thing that the tobacco industry was trying to stay relevant and trying to keep their labels off boxes.

Speaker 2:

I recall a story too about a member that we all know that quit tobacco and immediately jumped into sugar. Yeah, so imagine they did that. It's like they sent their lobbyists and their lawyers to be like hey, crazy coincidence that once they start smoking our shit, they're jumping into this.

Speaker 3:

It's just as addicting.

Speaker 2:

I can be like bro, if 10% of my stocks into that say less Absolutely.

Speaker 1:

So how do you guarantee that your stocks don't go up though? Continue to make addictive food. But if cigarettes don't give a fuck what they do to you, they just want to return customer base. It'll give you cancer, it'll kill you, bro, if you keep on doing this shit. But they don't give a fuck, they just want you to buy the next pack. They were able to sell to children at one point. Kids could buy cigarettes to a certain point and then they're like all right, we got to stop these little bastards. And guess what? I can't advertise a cigarette commercial, but I can advertise frosted flakes a trick monster energy drinks.

Speaker 1:

Tricks are for kids.

Speaker 3:

You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Tricks are for kids, after all, right but and so I know somebody who's on immunosuppressants right, they weaken your white blood count for anti-rejection medicine, for surgeries and things like that. Her doctor told her hey, your immunonumbers are kind of off. You should probably drink a soda whenever these numbers are off. And she said a soda. She said, yeah, they actually help lower your white blood count. So, basically, if you're on the verge of getting sick and you want to guarantee that you're going to get sick, just eat sugar and you'll get sick. That's how it happens. So again, High fructose. High fructose corn syrup or whatever.

Speaker 3:

It is right, yeah, the corn syrup.

Speaker 1:

So again, what isn't that shit in whenever it comes to sugar? But again, you keep these kids sick. But how do you make sure that they stay sick if they continue to get addictive medicines? They don't. They don't cure people, bro.

Speaker 3:

They just treat symptoms, because a cured person is one less customer that they have inside their beds. So that last content creator that went down that ran, disappear.

Speaker 2:

Man, I'm just saying, look, no, I do it because it was like. I guess it makes me think like I have to, somehow in my own brain like think boring is cool, right Cause, if I add sugar to my coffee this morning, right, it's delicious, but I'm like I'm, I'm, I am myself becoming like you know, hurting myself in the long run, where I should accept the fact that coffee should be fucking disgusting. And if I'm going to drink it, you know, drink and get black, you know, and I do every once in a while.

Speaker 2:

But it's fucking tough, you know, because I want that sugar craving, you know.

Speaker 1:

Because the way that they market it to the American people, the culture is now it's quick, fast, cheap and easy. That's what we want, and if we can't get that then it's more inconvenient to us. But everything that's quick, fast, cheap shit. Because when you go to Italy RFJK Jr said this shit the best he's like you go to Italy, there's six ingredients in fucking pizza, bro. You know what I'm saying? That's it. People lose weight, the cholesterol goes down when they do all this shit Just in the tomato sauce. You go to Little Caesars right now, bro, and you grab the fucking can off the label. Why, why are they and what are they in there, bro?

Speaker 3:

There's some comparisons, yeah, with Europe, like for the same company and for tricks. That's an example Trick cereal here has 60 ingredients. Trick cereal in Europe has, you know 10.

Speaker 1:

Absolutely. And why? It's because the FDA has allowed them to say, hey, the right motherfuckers have rubbed the right elbows to say, hey, do me a favor, bump that number up up a little bit more, a little bit more and a little bit more. And every time that they can, they can continue to lie. They don't have to have actual tests or fucking numbers, bro. They can pay off the medical companies or doctors, bro, to just write fucking vouchers or say waivers or whatever the fuck it is, just to get the passive approval on it. Everybody's just looking for a paycheck at the end of the day. And the fact is that children are being subsidized and stuff, bro. That it's it. There are some things that cause cancer out there, bro.

Speaker 2:

That nobody's stopping, it's true, because even the sugar's different, like in Coca-Cola in Mexico, because even there is cane sugar compared to here, Like over there, it has to be cane sugar. And even then they tell you hey, the little labels today in Coca-Cola be like hey, FYI, excessive amount of sugar. Like there's a corner, a big yellow sticker that says hey, FYI, even the chocolate milk. Sometimes it's like you know those coffees to go and then you buy, like you know, I gotta go somewhere for the family in Mexico I need some coffee. It'll tell you right there in the corner it's Nestle Coca-Cola. What have you?

Speaker 3:

big yellow sticker, mindful, extensive amount of sugar and you always have that big label with two stop signs. It's like excessive sodium and excessive sugar. Yes, yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Absolutely. So even there like some countries like, yeah, man, even some other countries like notice of that, like hey, what the fuck is in these ingredients?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and the US is trying to alter that man, Even when it comes to the corn that we're talking about. That I dropped in the chat In.

Speaker 1:

Mexico. That's right. They're trying to get into the genetically modified corn to then alter that shit because that doesn't reproduce. The corn that's have in the us cannot. As a matter of fact, it rots the soil and it cannot be used. You have to get new seeds and go to a new little spot in order for that shit to fucking work in that area. Um, they are trying to force mexico to do that, but in doing so they're going to automatically spread that to the natural crops. They're altering the whole fucking genetic pool, making them rely on the gmo crops that, uh, the us owns, because they own money in corn and fucking sugar, bro, like it's insane. But again, this is like mandated for everyone. Nobody knows. It's all about the money, it's just terrible.

Speaker 2:

It reminds me of that Kodak problem where, like Kodak, the famous company with the pictures, some people don't know what that is actually. When the digital world was before it was film Kodak had put so much billions of dollars in already like film, like in warehouses and stuff. But the world they had invented digital before Sony and other companies.

Speaker 1:

They did. They already knew it existed.

Speaker 2:

But they'd rather not go through the avenue, therefore, because, well, what am I going to do with all this money?

Speaker 2:

I've already invested I need to sell it, but that caused them their downfall. I imagine the same thing with the seeds. It's need to sell it, but that cost them their downfall. I imagine the same thing with the seeds. I already put so much money in these engineers and these chemists and their studies for them to do something. How about for the flu shot, bro? Because it's not so complex. It's like, hey, just farm more.

Speaker 2:

I'll never forget this one episode in Shark Tank where this lady had created biscuit cookies and then they sent her to this. Uh, there's one of the guys. One of the guys bought her business, right, but then invented, invited a different chef to change her formula to make it more what's he called cost effective. You know what cost effective means? Right, that I lower the cost to make it, but increase the price, right? So he was starting. He's like, instead of this, we're gonna do this because this allows us to stick like this and this, this does this. You know, but the whole reason why she was famous to make these biscuit cookies was it came out of flour eggs. You know the same thing that she just made it smaller.

Speaker 2:

That was it Right and for some reason it was like not good enough. We're going to change to these kinds of pastries, which I can see what it is. I think the whole thing is like yes, tomato is just tomato, right, but I I think it's cheaper if I add right, yeah, if I get everybody else in on it, I can get out and also kickbacks and shit.

Speaker 1:

You know what I'm saying? It's like people put their products in there. They're like, well, we'll give you this, we'll get. You can get these fucking loans, these rights, whatever the fuck it may be. Yeah, but um, it's all about money also, because every single year, a flu shot is given. I haven't gotten sick, bro, in years and I haven't gotten a fucking flu shot, but I was getting the flu whenever I was getting the flu shot. However, if you tell people I got a cure for the flu and you'll never have to get another shot again, how much money is out on fucking Walgreens and CVS? For all the thousands of dollars, if not millions and billions of dollars, they get a fucking flu shots a year, and that's just one that you get to charge the insurance company for all. Did you know that if you actually?

Speaker 1:

Uh, so Scoob got her, her, her kidney transplant one of our, our people that we had on the on the show in the process, she now has to take 18 medications right, just for daily shit. She did the research and she found out that in Europe they do stem cells and in doing the stem cells she would have been limited to three medications, but that wouldn't have worked. The FDA doesn't approve stem cell research, right? That's still risky and experimental shit and you can't bill your insurance fucking $10,000 for medications you know X amount of times a month for that exact same shit. It's all money, bro, and I fucking hate that the US. It's a pay to win. It used to be free to play, it's now pay to win.

Speaker 3:

That's the deletion, bro. The US was never free to play know what.

Speaker 1:

They sold it to us like that. How about that? It's a great american dream.

Speaker 2:

Bringing it back to last week's episode about the super bowl. That's it, bro. But I mean, mr lamar, do you really know how to play this game?

Speaker 1:

yeah, it was never for the play, but immigrants still come over to this day, bro, I just want to come over here and live the american dream. I want to work hard, start my business and do my shit, but even then, even the people that do that, bro, are still working for the rest of their lives. They ain't made it out of nothing.

Speaker 3:

What's their retirement? Look like the American tribute's not real anymore, yeah man. And it's so fucked up.

Speaker 1:

It's not what it used to be. That's what I'm saying it used to be. They used to make you think it was free to play.

Speaker 3:

They used to give you a hashtag chest yeah, bro. Or a srana.

Speaker 1:

Now they want to See. Look, the Hextech chest used to be the industries, the facilities they used to have the factories inside the inner city.

Speaker 2:

Oh, we're talking about League guys, and they took it away. They took it away.

Speaker 1:

They took away the industry, the Hextech chest bro.

Speaker 3:

They need to get rid of that CEO. That's it, bro Again, and that's the argument for League.

Speaker 2:

Like not enough people are buying our stuff. Like we need more money to make this. You know yes.

Speaker 1:

When the profits have been at the highest. Bro, it's just like. Again, it's like why isn't this enough?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the profits have already been at the highest. Why are you going to take away the free stuff? And it's the same thing, though it's like.

Speaker 1:

why are you continuously taking away from the people? Exactly After how many billions is enough? Billions?

Speaker 2:

It reminds me of this one story about how Ford, carter Ford, was the billions that he was making. He was trying to expand the company and give money to his employees. Now, suki, correct me if I'm wrong on this one, you know, guys, please. Obviously, but for all understanding, he got sued by Dodge Brothers about how his duty a fiduciary duty, which means a monetary duty, that his obligation is not the worker but the stakeholders, those that invested to the company. Therefore, if Ford was going to do that, it threatened Dodge's you know point of view of investing for the shareholder, the people that invested for their company, that the employees themselves, which was, from what I'm understanding, was for idea was like. Well, the whole reason. You know I have money which is like not for me, but to share with those that you know. And because he too came from a, I believe he came. He didn't come from a silver spoon, if I'm right, you know, he actually came from the trenches as well.

Speaker 3:

Great question. Yeah, if I'm not wrong, suki, let us know.

Speaker 2:

That being said, since that happened, since the Florida, the company cannot because of that lawsuit. A company has to, by obligation, focus on the shareholders, not necessarily the needs of their employees.

Speaker 3:

The crazy thing about that story is Dodge won. They won that case. What, yes it?

Speaker 2:

happened. That's why I bring it up.

Speaker 3:

Henry Ford ended up not even being to like Raise the wages of their employees. Not, he raised them, but not as much as he wanted, like there was a cap that he had to like stop at Because Dodge won the case. Wow.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so like, even then, like it's your money, you can do what you want with it. But even then, his hands were tied.

Speaker 3:

Handicapped. I mean this was in the 1920s, so before the Great Depression.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but still, though, even now, that shit wouldn't happen.

Speaker 2:

You don't know that. You know what I mean. It could happen, bro. I mean you never know.

Speaker 1:

But I can see that.

Speaker 2:

I can see that you know less insulin. You know that could be insulin. People with diabetes, you know, or what have you? You hear it all the time. This company went to 5, boy, you know. But some people needed to live, you know, yeah, yeah, well, and some people risk it, like I rather died and paid this amount, which is crazy, you know, man. But you know, you know, you know I have heaven for good, you know, no, take your medicine, yeah, no. But there's people like that, you know, be careful. Hey, me, me, I'm one of them. Like, if I get sick, I'm gonna like the mainly urge to muscle through it. But I'll be honest, bro, if I live right now in amsterdam, I'm going to like the mainly urge to muscle through it. But I'll be honest, bro, if I live right now in Amsterdam, I'm walking to the doctor bro Coffee and everything I still might talk.

Speaker 3:

We're in Europe. Okay, let's go over to the doctor.

Speaker 2:

But here is like do I want to pay that medical bill? I want to pay that medical bill.

Speaker 3:

I can't afford that medical bill. I got insurance. I still can't afford that still can't afford that.

Speaker 1:

I don't want to be that copay, you know? Nah, bro, I hate it. I hate that shit. Uh, my next thing I was gonna go on was vaccines. Uh, vaccines are bad. I don't know, I don't know enough about it. Again, I need to educate myself more.

Speaker 3:

What's his name? The I'm tight backs guy that dropped the sign to a point. Oh yeah, yeah rfk jr.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he's gonna go on that ramble, but here's my thing. So he's actually not against vaccines, bro's like. As long as they're tested and they have the proof on them, I don't have a problem backing up the fucking vaccine.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, well, like I get it Like chicken.

Speaker 3:

Okay, you drank too much of that Kool-Aid, sir.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, Let me finish.

Speaker 2:

Let me finish absolutely. Polio is terrible, chicken pox bad, bad right.

Speaker 1:

So here's my thing. Bill Gates is and created the, the World Health Organization, the WHO. Right, he runs WHO at this point. Bill Gates is heavily invested in vaccines. He's heavily, he's heavily invested in vaccines and he actually owns. Well, he believes in depopulation. We all know this. Yes, does he? He does. He said there's too many people on human earth, but he has only one kid. What does he know? He knows that there's too many damn people is what he said, and it's on multiple interviews.

Speaker 2:

It's not like a one-time thing, bro. He can't even keep his bitch in line. Fuck does he know.

Speaker 1:

So, that being said, think about it, me or him?

Speaker 3:

Who said?

Speaker 2:

depopulate Give it.

Speaker 1:

We got to depopulate is what he said. And then he's actually also heavily invested in mosquito farms.

Speaker 2:

If you can't, even keep your house in order. How are you going to keep that whole plant in order? I don't want to fucking hear from a man who is the third richest billionaire and then he'll cry about his business. I would have had like 25 countries worth of like girls, bro, if I was him.

Speaker 1:

So Bill Gates is also heavily invested in mosquito farms, all vaccinated.

Speaker 3:

He's heavily invested in mosquito farms All vaccinated.

Speaker 1:

He's heavily invested in mosquito farms no mosquitoes anywhere, yeah, so look, he's invested in mosquito farms in California, giant fucking facilities that have like over, let's say, 20 million fucking mosquitoes. Did you know that if you give these motherfuckers the right shit and you can send these mosquitoes out in public and it's basically like your own immunizations, say you can give these mosquitoes either I think you can genetically alter them or the shit that you know they have to, like feed off the source.

Speaker 2:

That's too much, man I can actually picture like nanorobots, though Sure Like nanomosquitoes.

Speaker 3:

Sure, that's the research. That's where the research is supposed to be going. Yeah, you know, in order to help everybody, let's just, you know, vaccinate everybody this way, through mosquitoes. So everybody this way through mosquitoes. So instead of asking it's not something bad. Well, the research, the richer. This research is for a good purpose absolutely well, that's what we assume right, because here's my thing here's.

Speaker 1:

Here's my thing, because why would people do bad things, right? Why would the government do bad things with shit?

Speaker 3:

right. Bill gates already has enough money, so I don't think with him. It's about their money. Oh, let me finish though?

Speaker 1:

right, because you make sure, you want to make sure that you live long enough to have your money, be able to spend all your money, right? So all that shit being said and done, um, with the depopulation shit, the vaccination shit, did you know that back in the us in the 70s the autism rates used to be anywhere from one in five to one in ten thousand kids? When you jump to the 90s it jumps up to one in 1500. Now today it's one in 36 kids who have autism. How many stories do you know of kids getting vaccines? And that we know one random person who, like little Jimmy done, got that shot, bro, and he was never the same afterwards. Wait, wait, pause. Answer the question. Yes or no, you know one person, right?

Speaker 2:

I don't know anybody. You don't know a single person. Do you don't know a single person?

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, Not that you personally know, but has told you a story like that of like my little Jimmy doesn't get shots.

Speaker 3:

That's a real hard pill to swallow. Vaccines can't cause autism.

Speaker 1:

I didn't say that. I didn't say that I can believe it.

Speaker 2:

But the thing is, it depends how you take it, bro, because at the end of the day we got messy. I'm not saying that children?

Speaker 1:

no, I'm not saying that vaccines are causing autism. What I'm asking you is do you know the story? Do you know stories of story that have said, hey, ever since then, so-and-so was never the same.

Speaker 2:

Yes, okay, so do you know the same thing too?

Speaker 1:

No, you've never had that thing. Oh okay, why my thing? The reason I said that was gathered on it. Who's gathering that data?

Speaker 3:

Who's gathering, that research, that right there, that story? That's what it is. It's misinformation. It's a story Like okay, I never heard that story, but he heard it from his aunt.

Speaker 2:

Oh, no, I recall seeing it, but I'm not going to say injection, but I'm going to say pills, because that's why it's misinformation.

Speaker 3:

That's why it's misinformation. He tells me a story that he heard from his aunt that so-and-so that Jimmy was never the same after he took some pills. All of a sudden I take that to be true, but I don't know, and maybe he's on and wasn't sure about that story, but you're assuming that that's misinformation though.

Speaker 1:

What if the stories actually are true, though, and they actually are factual? You're just assuming that the information is misinformation though, but the numbers that are factual? Then bro the numbers of numbers jumping from one to 1,500 to one in 36. Yeah, you could say but there's also the death toll has spiked. Okay, so look, from 1990, the vaccine shots that we had were 10. From the ages of one through 10, you got 10 vaccine shots. Now, from the age of two, right now it's 27 vaccine shots that you get. Why?

Speaker 3:

Technology investments.

Speaker 1:

We find more vaccines Technology investments, but what was wrong with the vaccines that you got? From one to 10, that you got were 10 shots. Now, at the age of two, you get 27. Technology is investable, yet we're still getting increased rates of autism and all these other fucking negative things that are going on in the US. It doesn't make sense, bro. You're trying to say that it's misinformation that's spreading that, but there are actual numbers.

Speaker 3:

You still don't have a connection.

Speaker 1:

From the ages of 1-10. When we were kids, they were 10 shots. From the ages of 1-10, from the 90s, now from the ages of 1-2, there are 27 vaccines and all you can tell me is that science has improved.

Speaker 3:

But yet our numbers there are 1 in 1500.

Speaker 1:

From the 90s. From now it's 1 in 36. I can tell you right now I know that I didn't have 17 additional shots when I was that age, till now, in a much shorter gap. Why and what are in these vaccines, can you tell me Well?

Speaker 2:

that's the thing I was going to go back to this real quick. Taking it back to the stories, I do recall the amount of children back in the day that were taking pills for ADHD, specifically the ones that were like methamethafetamine. Yes, so I do. That's one consequence I do recall, because I do remember that there is some kind of believe it, there's some kind of affects your frontal development, your frontal lobe, Frontal cortex yes, because you have until you're 25.

Speaker 2:

So I do recall that. That the kids, yes, because I do remember talking to them and they'd be like yeah, you know, I'm one person, if I take the pills I'm more calm, but that's, you know, that's the what do you call it? The Adderall. So you know, so I do know, that the consumption of Adderall did increase, specifically in the what do you call it? In the mid-90s.

Speaker 2:

And yes, just because science increased doesn't mean because, likein, you know, the fan, all that stuff, you know, and they lost billions in the lawsuit for that at the same time, it's like I see how, because it's like technology does have expanded people to living, because some of these children would have died in the winter, some of these children would have died during the plague. Some of these children were not, did not develop enough immune system to do it and I'm just saying to educate yourself on vaccines.

Speaker 1:

That's all I say yeah, and that's the.

Speaker 2:

There's nothing wrong with that, because I remember this one economist saying it's kind of like if you don't speak the language of economy it's kind of like the theology from back in the 1500s You're just poor over the weak. Same thing with medicine. Right, it's like if you don't speak the language, you are just. You know, you don't know what you're talking about, you know. It's like nothing wrong with like, you know expressing like hey, you might not have a doctorate degree, but it doesn't stop you from reading and researching, like these two good kind of things. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2:

But I do want to answer that one before you jumped in, it was a yes, not injections, but yes, pills. I do remember the amount of consumption pills due to Adderall. Today, 30 years later, it's like hey, we're pretty much putting methamphetamine in these kids. Yes, they're dosage, but at the end you still got to consider hey, it's still methamphetamine that these children are absorbing, instead of having them like hey, exercises or reading or white noise or other kind of avenues than using these kinds of pills, because it's quite cheap and some parents are like, hey, fuck it, it's science, I'll give my kid the pill.

Speaker 2:

And then there's a parents. They're like no, fuck, that's methamphetamine. You know, back in 95 and 92 they would have thought you were crazy. You know, in 96, like, what are you talking?

Speaker 3:

about. You know, a lot of these conditions went undiagnosed, like in the 60s and 70s.

Speaker 2:

You know what I'm saying yeah, but it's more like it should have been treated more like all right, since your kids hhd go work out or read a book, you know, put the tv down because that that that increases your your you know living with it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, learn to live with it exactly, absolutely like. We're like now, everybody's in the spectrum to a certain extent, but you don't realize we always been yeah, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely well, that's my little soapbox that I had for it, bro.

Speaker 1:

Like I said, I was just like I was on this rabbit hole, like I said, because even oxycodone was the same, or oxycodone whenever that company originally existed. They were peddling a highly addictive drug that nobody knew that they lied for for years and then finally, when the story broke, they end up paying like fucking, half a billion or a billion and that's it.

Speaker 2:

Nobody went to jail, that's it nobody went to jail.

Speaker 3:

The product was still on the market for like. Even now.

Speaker 1:

We don't know the long-term effects of taking oxycodone for 50 years. We don't know what it is for taking adderall for 50 years, like we don't know what that's going to do to the kids of the kids that have that shit that's true and I mean it's so many things again like we're just so quick to rush in, we assume that everything is good right, because I've always I got pressured to get the covet shot, bro, like by my parents.

Speaker 2:

I didn't necessarily want to do it, because I just didn't know right, but the airport, the, the, yeah, I needed, it was one shot, yeah, but I mean like even with your own family.

Speaker 1:

You're gonna get pressured. You're gonna get like well, why don't you? You got these shots, you got these shots. There was nothing wrong with these shots whenever you got them, but I'm like well, what's changing this shot? Well, there was never a covet shot back when we were kids. Why are we taking this so blindly now, though?

Speaker 3:

because they just say to do it covet is a new disease.

Speaker 1:

yeah, what would they just again like? There were other things that they had, bro. Like they, they, they said so many other different people have came out since then to say, hey, this worked and this got shut down by the government. Mass production of this could have been used. They didn't want to do that, but they wanted to push these vaccines that were brand new, that were quote unquote being worked on and they had to get peddled out by the government, because if you could buy something over the counter, that would have helped COVID. How much people, all those billion dollar industries, bro, popped up because of COVID, all because these vaccines had to get out. The same companies that have made the companies have now came up with like cures for some of the fucking diseases that are going to come up for after the fucking uh for, for bad shit that goes down wrong with people 20 years down the line.

Speaker 2:

I also put it like it's our Western glasses, like our Western glasses, like whenever these things happen, because once it flew over Italy, we started caring right Cause asia areas. They were like, oh, you know, just in their day, it didn't really matter, but once it flew to italy.

Speaker 2:

You know western countries told me to alert. You know it's the end of the world for all of us, is it? And then they were doing like fake propaganda. There were bodies in ecuador being stacked in the middle of the roads which is being wrapped, but that was all. It was all bs like, to a certain degree getting. You see sweden doing the? Uh, what do you call it? The? Uh, nobody's vaccinated. But I'm in the public, just read it out. You know toughing that shit out or what have you? Yeah, yeah, so it's like 50, 50 cases like I can see, like you using both. It's like I can't breathe.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, go take the cover, bro yeah, you know and see, and that was the reason I even fucked up on this is because I started asking ai because my thing I'm like ai isn't biased, right, it only can answer the questions that I give it. So I started asking questions like, hey, is it possible that this is going on with this? And it's like, as a matter of fact, yeah, the ex-ceos work for these people from from tobacco that work for this.

Speaker 3:

Now I have a conspiracy, specifically that, is it possible? Ai is gonna say yes, based on what I found online, and there's so much misinformation online that the ai will not be able to answer that answer differently one way or the other, even the way you pose the question. Is it possible? Yeah, anything is possible.

Speaker 2:

Or is it answering me just because I want to hear it. That way I can tell the AI good job, ai like a reward system. Or is also the AI just jumping around answers just to give me a cohesive answer?

Speaker 1:

But it could be wrong.

Speaker 2:

I have those three things on the AI that I think is just bouncing up an echo chamber.

Speaker 3:

You know, I mean all AI is right now. All AI is right now is a very super advanced Google engine.

Speaker 2:

Yes, I don't like people that confuse AI with God, right? Yeah, that's a very big problem.

Speaker 3:

Right now it has its limitations, but you can use it.

Speaker 2:

The biggest thing about it it it's not self-aware. Yeah, I can use it as a self-aware like a mirror where, like it's like, hey, you know, these are things that I notice, what am I looking at? And they're gonna be like, well, this is what I, this is what you're what, this is what you're trying to say. You know what have you? I guess I can see ai for that, but that echo chamber, I'm kind of a conspiracy. I need to be careful because I also believe outside forces, right, may have access to those answers. Where, like, have us, I'm like it, it may, I may not know, but somehow it has pulled my data into specific niche and it's like, hey, these kinds of people answer them, this stuff we all have a.

Speaker 2:

We all have a dark web profile either to sedate or to entice for a motive.

Speaker 3:

Does that make sense?

Speaker 1:

We're all part of the algorithm, just got to get back from the Matrix, bro.

Speaker 2:

Well, that's the thing the Matrix wants to keep you in the Matrix, because outside the Matrix is scary.

Speaker 3:

So is he going to sedate you, to keep you like, hey, this is.

Speaker 2:

Depending on your function, if he's going to go to work, if he's going to make you intense?

Speaker 3:

Is it going to like oh okay, well, he can manage to lose a little more time here. Your battery, your battery, yeah, so it kind of fills it up that way. But that's the Matrix conspiracy. I don't know if we're in the Matrix, did you see, videos about it, that it's getting closer and closer to that point where, like, we really might be inside a simulation.

Speaker 2:

And you know, I want to see a matrix where people want to go into the matrix Like no, I want this, I want to be in that bathtub. I don't want to suffer, I don't want to do this, but you're going to give me my life. I wanted and I don't have to move anything. Put me there.

Speaker 1:

That's the crazy shit that gets people. I can see that.

Speaker 2:

I can see that That'd be a billionaire. Yes, but it won capsule. But you thought you had a long and beautiful life and you know you had all that shit. I want to see a people running towards the gates of the Matrix.

Speaker 1:

The part about it is I can see that's so real dog, Put me in.

Speaker 2:

And the first Neo that dies trying to stop them from doing that like no. And then that's where the movie ends.

Speaker 3:

The first Neo dies trying to save people who want to do do this let's go back into the matrix, lore bro that's what I'm saying prequels of all the neo timelines, you know that's what the first one dies the first one tries to save us but we want that the machines made a matrix, that where the matrix was perfect. So let's see that perfect matrix where it failed because too many people were figuring out that it was too perfect yeah, the architect.

Speaker 1:

The architect even says that this is like your seventh attempt, or some shit like that.

Speaker 2:

That's what I'm saying Number two should come out and be like, yeah, that would be cool.

Speaker 1:

That would be cool as fuck to see.

Speaker 2:

And this dude, like everything, he's a politician at one point, he's like a prophet at one point. It's like you know picking the block. You know I was trying to do the Tupac rap. You know I'm picking the lock. I'm coming through the door blasting. There you go. That's how it's supposed to go. That was Tupac, yeah.

Speaker 3:

I'll cut out the other side, Thanks man, no man.

Speaker 1:

But I agree. I think that would be a crazy-ass fucking sequel or like a big-ass movie. Bro, give me a three-hour cut of six different Neos going crazy shit, and then it ends with, like the other Neo opening the door and look, that's how it connects to the series.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

That would be cool as fuck, dog.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, it just starts with him waking up in front of his computer like the first one. That just connects right to the first one yeah, back, that's right, that's it.

Speaker 1:

Hey dog, get us up with that sisters hit us, up, hit us up. Oh shit, I ain't gonna lie bro. We shouldn't be looking at that, oh man but I can see that.

Speaker 2:

I can see that, I can always see the humanity, because I'm thinking about the hunger games, I'm thinking of the stuff you're saying I can see humanity being like give me the matrix, like give me, give me that, give me the sugar.

Speaker 1:

See, look, I could see that shit. Have you guys seen severance? It kind of connects where it's like, where severance is like, uh, you can separate your mind, basically where you have a regular life outside of work, but as soon as you walk through your work doors, oh, I heard about that movie.

Speaker 3:

I thought it was a good, great concept, but like his work self is like leaving tips for his other self to find yeah, bro, but like you never know, though, because once you step into work, you're a totally different person.

Speaker 1:

So it's like are you a prisoner of your own job. You can't leave that area because as soon as you leave, you're somewhere else, and the only way you're conscious is when you're back in there.

Speaker 2:

You know the other thing about it. What was the name of that movie with Schwarzenegger when he went to Mars? Oh, total, recall you can argue that that's like a side story of the matrix. You could argue that like it's somebody in the capsule, like that whole story you know I'm in within the film if I'm making sense exactly.

Speaker 3:

This was all exactly because he wanted that.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, would it go home? You know if I go to work he wanted.

Speaker 3:

He wanted to find a darker beauty in Mars. That's right. And that's what he ended up with.

Speaker 2:

You know what's crazy Can't divorce his wife, so he shoots the bitch, you know. She was like hold on.

Speaker 1:

You know, leonardo DiCaprio does it in Inception too. Bro, he'd rather live the lie.

Speaker 2:

You can argue.

Speaker 1:

The argument is right.

Speaker 2:

That's another story within the Matrix.

Speaker 3:

Well, he does it in the one where he goes to that crazy island.

Speaker 1:

Oh, shutter Island, Shutter Island.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he'd rather live the life or die with it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah. Once he found out that he was a murderer, you guys ever see the episode of Black Mirror where Homeboy dies.

Speaker 1:

But it took him like three seconds, but he lives like six months, oh months, oh no. Have you seen that? We're like he. Uh, there's a vr headset that he logs into, right bro. But as soon as he logs in it the story transpires and a bunch of crazy shit he thinks is in a horror video game. He gets all the way home and like shit's all fucked up. It's been like three to six months after this and ultimately at the very end he gets home, his mom's all fucked up, everything's glitching and he fucking dies right in in in his head. When they go back to real life, he's like another dead one. How long was that? She's like six seconds.

Speaker 2:

Smile. Go to the next one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, bro, but to him it was all this time that it fucking transpired. So what if that was it? Look bro, you're going to go out. It'll be quick, painless, you'll never know, but you'll get like 10 years Perfect life.

Speaker 2:

Pretty much.

Speaker 3:

Did you ever watch the remake with Colin Farrell?

Speaker 2:

No, I didn't, I didn't watch. It Was it good?

Speaker 3:

I watched it, but I can't remember it, so it must be forgettable.

Speaker 1:

I remember the first one, or did?

Speaker 3:

you watch?

Speaker 1:

it, oh, it's all in your mind, bro, oh man.

Speaker 3:

Do you guys want to end it here I?

Speaker 2:

don't know.

Speaker 3:

I don't know if we got time to go into timeline.

Speaker 1:

Damn, that was loud. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I guess we don't have time to go into timeline.

Speaker 3:

I was just about to pull it up. Wait, there we go.

Speaker 1:

He just had his research ready. My bad, I thought you were saying like yeah, I don't know I'm saying do you want to?

Speaker 3:

I was going to give you the option.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I can make it quick.

Speaker 2:

No, no no, do you want to or not? I do. Can you edit that back? I'm sorry, I thought you were queuing. No, it was a segue. My bad.

Speaker 3:

Segway better, bro. Do we have time to go into timelines? Yes, yeah, dude, you didn't even let me finish the question, bro, you didn't segue it. No, I was like Do you think we have time to go into timelines? Because, it's a pun. Time to go into timelines.

Speaker 1:

Time is relevant, bro. How is?

Speaker 3:

that a bad segue Layers, layers.

Speaker 1:

See, look, he heard you, but he wasn't listening.

Speaker 3:

In that moment. I'm going to cut it so that the next 20 minutes are in that moment.

Speaker 1:

Look in the other timeline.

Speaker 3:

he caught the segue and it's like seamlessly, I swear moment. Look in the other timeline he caught the segue I see what you did there.

Speaker 2:

I thought it was a verbal nudge.

Speaker 1:

You just do it twice.

Speaker 2:

I swear I thought it was a verbal nudge, like yo.

Speaker 3:

I was honestly asking if y'all wanted to.

Speaker 1:

I do want to see this because I have seen something about this.

Speaker 3:

So the great timeline shift. A lot of people, everybody talks about it online. We're on a different timeline. All the Mandela effects Like the fruit of the loom. Did it ever have the cornucopia in the background?

Speaker 2:

How do you guys see it? I do remember it. I remember the cornucopia.

Speaker 3:

There's never been a cornucopia, so I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of different Mandela effects, so everyone links it back to CERN, when they activated the particle accelerator in 2009. No CERN in Europe. In Europe, okay.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you know about CERN, right, we talked about it yeah.

Speaker 1:

I didn't know that CERN was. I think I said this last time. I didn't know. It was a real thing in real life.

Speaker 3:

It's a real thing.

Speaker 2:

They're the ones that did the particle accelerator the real life particle accelerator To my knowledge, a particle accelerator is like you put smash two atoms right, Just to break it right and see, like, what the atom is, to find what's called what they call the God particle. The God particle means just pretty much like the magnet particle, t-pain walks in, right, okay, who's the first? Who's going to jump on him? Me, exactly. So T-Pain is that particle. That's exactly what we're trying to find. Okay, me and Oski would be like, wow, t-pain, but we wouldn't jump right on it, right, so that's what it is. So that's what happened.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so just to smash atoms Makes sense For the rest of this argument, we're calling Cully the T-Pain particle.

Speaker 2:

Please, there you go. Yes, there you go, that's what happened? They activated the particle accelerator. That's what it means.

Speaker 3:

Now, they didn't find the T-Pain particle right away, Okay, but they did activate the particle accelerator and due to this quantum science being activated, that's when the timeline split happens. That's one of the first like timeline split that happens. Now, when did the dark timeline start? People are saying the dark timeline started all the way back in 9-11.

Speaker 1:

Which makes sense.

Speaker 3:

Damn. So when particle accelerator activated in 2009,. It split the timeline. It's going back to 9-11.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, because in one timeline, the world is filled with fear, which is the dark timeline that we're on, and in another timeline, fear didn't like grasp the world as bad as it did in this timeline. Yeah, if you just shift that one event right there, bro, that one world event 9-11 still happened, like it still happened in both timelines, but in one timeline fear like took a hold of all of us in the other timeline, like solidarity or something we are the world this unfortunate tragedy has brought the American people closer together than it ever has before.

Speaker 1:

ladies and gentlemen, this is a breaking of a new peace in America, you know, like in the world.

Speaker 3:

But in our timeline, in the real life that we know, we went into the dark timeline, oh shit, and a lot of different things happened. Now cut to 2016, 2016. Harambe dies in our timeline and apparently it's hilarious because apparently Harambe death is like one of the what do they call?

Speaker 1:

it.

Speaker 3:

It's a canon event, it's a fix point it's like one of the fix points where if he dies it changes everything. But if it doesn't save the gorilla, save the gorilla, save the gorilla, save the gorilla, save the world. But it's like, it's like a real thing, it makes sense. So in the darkest timeline, harambe dies. What happens? 2016, election year. So many people wrote in Harambe for president-elect.

Speaker 3:

No, they didn't bro, they said that. So many people wrote it in as a joke because Harambe yeah that it gave the edge for the Trump to win in 2020.

Speaker 2:

What I don't know how to play Batman, sorry.

Speaker 3:

So that is the event that happened in the dark timeline, which is our timeline Now there is a split. This is another point where the timeline split Because in the original timeline, in the good timeline, the true timeline, harambe lives, harambe lives. Trump doesn't win.

Speaker 2:

Because there's no need to put the name there.

Speaker 1:

Nobody writes in Harambe. Yo Damn.

Speaker 3:

Hey, that's good. It's the first thing I think about.

Speaker 1:

So Hillary wins.

Speaker 2:

Dead-ass butterfly effect. Bro Low-key butterfly effect.

Speaker 1:

Different outcome possibly for the COVID as well.

Speaker 2:

A butterfly wings can cause a hurricane in this side of the world.

Speaker 3:

A good administration would have changed everything, wow. Keep going bro, the only reason all these people are being so loud about being so bold, about being their true selves, about doing Roman salutes. I was about to do it. I was like no, they're only being so bold and emboldened because of Trump winning three times or twice now. Had he not won, they wouldn't have gotten so emboldened. Damn, that's true. That's a whole other thing. All right, keep it going.

Speaker 3:

Fast forward a couple years, 2023. Cern activates the particle accelerator again, again, and we find the T-pain particle Nice.

Speaker 2:

Oh.

Speaker 3:

They did discover the T-pain particle. We know more about quantum science. Now, nice, there's a lot more that we know about it. Do we understand the God particle? Do we know exactly what it is? No, we know what it is. Now it's been discovered what They've seen T-Pain in concert Damn.

Speaker 2:

In live.

Speaker 1:

Yes, no VR. That's crazy.

Speaker 2:

The whole thing is that they want to quantify why some Merck particles run faster to this T-Pain particle Compared to X4 particles and X-tico particles. That's the whole reason behind it, like why did these? Why does oxygen, you know, not mix with whatever the uranium? But why H, you know?

Speaker 3:

But we've seen it. We've seen it Like they've seen it in experiments.

Speaker 2:

Oh, they can't believe it.

Speaker 3:

Because of quantum science, we're able to see that it's there Well, it's there and out there.

Speaker 1:

at the same time, lost his monocle.

Speaker 3:

Sure, that's when we get more Mandela effects. Yeah, every time they isolate. He never had a monocle. That's what makes me so mad. That doesn't make sense. He didn't have a monocle.

Speaker 1:

Right, did he? No? Did he have a monocle?

Speaker 2:

See, look. But then Jim Carrey was like oh, the Monaco.

Speaker 3:

No, he always had a Monaco. I'm sorry, but he had a Monaco I remember. Are we about to look it up right now? No, no, no, no, you're from a different timeline. He is from a different timeline.

Speaker 2:

I remember the Monaco.

Speaker 1:

No, then yeah, so we're all on the same thing. Then, bro, I remember that's what they say and that's why the particle accelerator activating.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you didn't know about this Mandela effect. Yeah, bro, that's what it is. That happened in 2023, sir.

Speaker 1:

He lost a monocle in 2023.

Speaker 2:

All those Mandela effects are real things that actually happen, but every time the particle accelerator.

Speaker 1:

No, they're lying bro, he always had a monocle.

Speaker 3:

I remember it. Nah the dark timeline that we're on, he never had a monocle.

Speaker 2:

This is going to sound weird, but I do not Tasmania or New Zealand, but I do remember another island next to Australia.

Speaker 3:

Madagascar.

Speaker 2:

No, not that one, bro. Not New Zealand, madagascar, but I remember I don't know if it was Tasmania, but they were talking about there was an island that was big, like side to Australia as well. That was on the map Also the Manila. This is another one I see, Besides the Bernstein bear or the the Bernstein bears or the Barnstein bears or whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1:

I'm like they were the Bernstein bears.

Speaker 3:

I never read that fucking book as a kid so I got You're like whatever.

Speaker 2:

Fruit Loops was another one.

Speaker 3:

Fruit of the Loom. That was the one that kind of started the split in the timeline, the one that we recognized.

Speaker 1:

The one that people recognized Definitely.

Speaker 3:

The one that right away is like boy ain't no way. And in 2023, in the true timeline, in the timeline that we're not on, in the true timeline, in 2023, capitalism fails In 2023? In 2023. In 2023. Like eventually, and not that it fails, but we move away from it.

Speaker 2:

And stop buying shit.

Speaker 3:

Yes, Really Well, you know, like it doesn't fail, like America doesn't fail, we just move away from this capitalist ideology. Like we finally revolt against the insurance companies See, yes, we finally revolt against, you know, capitalist companies not paying their employees. Like capitalism fails in the true timeline.

Speaker 2:

And another part of the conspiracy is that okay?

Speaker 3:

well, the billionaires are the ones that have all the money. And the billionaires fund CERN, which could fund the particles earlier, which could fund all this research, to keep us in the dark timeline, so they could keep all their money. That's why we hopped away from the true timeline. Bro, that's a great one In the true timeline, they lose and we hop away to the dark timeline. Who?

Speaker 2:

knows man, I'm bringing it back to the original thing I said. Like secret organizations, they may get together and fund this kind of research.

Speaker 1:

A thousand percent and they're behind it.

Speaker 2:

Then they add some theological thing behind it, then they add scientific thing behind it, and then you add some egotistical. It is like because I'm so wealthy, they come from wealthy family, I was I. I was given this heavenly gospel holy duty to do stuff like this for the sake of keeping things how right in their eyes. You know, because it's kind of hard to tell people like an example like the, the, the monarchy of the uk, what are they called? What's her name? Who passed away Elizabeth, the whole lineage. It's kind of difficult to tell them like hey, you guys are just human beings. Like how am I a human being if my whole family survived World War II, world War? I survived invasions, my family ruled half of the world. So how am I wrong? You know God put me here per se. He's like you know who are you. You're just, you know, another civilian here. But my family has, you know, and I imagine, mix all that, that whole mentality, we know, with science and money and backing, I can see them doing nefarious event like this.

Speaker 1:

Absolutely, bro, and that's and you're right Again to all keep their money to keep us in the dark timeline.

Speaker 3:

I mean, and then certain random particles are there a few more times, and the timeline merge, or the last part of that, would be the timeline merge that happened in 888, which is August 8, 2024. So that's where the timelines merge.

Speaker 2:

It reminds me of the You've seen Evangelion right merge. It reminds me of you've seen Evangelion right yeah it reminds me of Nerve. Nerve is like that secret. They did this. They wanted to fulfill the end of the world, to stop humanity's sadness they were trying to like elevate to another state of humanity yeah, a liquid joint consciousness joint consciousness, that's what happened?

Speaker 2:

that's what the movie ends, the one that we all become that kind of, become a liquid, like. We all become like, yeah, yeah. So that's the scene, that scene when, like, if you've seen the movie, those memes, right, and it is on YouTube, like the world like a bunch of big pink. That's what the elites wanted to do in that world of Evangelion, where they become a liquid. The liquid is that liquid of a baby when you're inside the mom's womb. So that's what they became. There's no humanity, you're just a liquid, a level of consciousness per se. They just kill themselves.

Speaker 1:

The higher consciousness, yeah, but then see, but then quote unquote they get to live forever also.

Speaker 2:

No, they kill themselves. Wait, going to the conscience just kills them. You just became a liquid. They became nothing. They became pudding.

Speaker 3:

There's different things in there, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, to me they just committed suicide. You know Hard curry that shit, huh Well, they took the whole planet with them.

Speaker 1:

There's no problem.

Speaker 2:

They'll come and cause you that shit. That's which is why Me and your mother, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1:

We were the reason, the big bang.

Speaker 3:

But yeah, we merged the timelines back together. And another reason scientifically, on a not evil corporation, but more of a science discovery thing why are we trying to merge the timelines? Quantum science Like we're not able to discover quantum science if we wouldn't see it. But if we could merge the timelines we're able to see more of the quantum side of things. I wonder if we're just trying to do the whole Doctor Strange. I mean, we're just trying to overlap the timelines and make them, you know, just overlap them so we can learn more of the universe.

Speaker 3:

That would be dope though that's the science discovery side of it. It's like there's not really a network of operation, but we are messing with the timelines trying to overlap them.

Speaker 2:

And in our universe.

Speaker 3:

there's no man at the end of the world trying to keep the sacred timeline together, so we're just messing with science that we don't understand.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, there's no king of the conquerors.

Speaker 3:

You know T-Pain will not be too proud of us.

Speaker 2:

The T-Pain particle.

Speaker 3:

The T-Pain particle. We're digging into things that we don't know about and to end it all, Microsoft.

Speaker 2:

I think we were just talking about that. Yeah, we were talking about it earlier.

Speaker 3:

They talked about, they found another state of matter, which is a quantum state of matter, which is neither solid not gas, not liquid.

Speaker 1:

They made a computer out of it. They called it like tough living systems of the arm. Yeah, yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3:

I could not think of the name, but it is basically a quantum state of matter which is crazy it's neither here nor there but it is there.

Speaker 1:

I want to know, can I touch it?

Speaker 3:

that's where I got a little confused. It's a microchip. It's in the microchip, right it is, but it's not so can I see it? That's the thing. It's short against cat. It's not so can I see it? That's the thing. It's short against cat. It's in the box. It doesn't make sense. Is the cat dead or alive? We don't know, because we don't see it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, but it sends you up in the box.

Speaker 3:

That's a quantum state.

Speaker 2:

There's just so many, like so many red flags, right, because my conspiracy now is like my conspiracy now is like y'all just doing this shit because fucking China, shit on y'all with the deep sea and y'all just trying to do whatever y'all can.

Speaker 3:

We made a new element. They pulled a Tony Stark real quick they discovered adamantium Facts, bro, it's like coconut how.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so how did you make it if you didn't use anything?

Speaker 3:

It just existed we just found it, because the timeless merch emerge. It's always existed.

Speaker 2:

We're overlapping time so, as I'm saying like I wonder if that's what we did, like we just like reach into another, like time, pull the science out, like oh that's what it's supposed to be like quantum science that we talked about it's like a bunch of people working on the same project.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and answers. And the computer is speeding up answers. Yes, but why? Because we got another timeline answers. But why? Because we got another timeline working on the answer. Absolutely, we got another timeline.

Speaker 1:

We got infinite timelines working on infinite answers.

Speaker 3:

We're working on the same problem on the same computer is a quantum computer.

Speaker 2:

Infinite rigs working on the same problem.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and instead of taking years and thousands of years, it's seconds.

Speaker 2:

And that and that's what we wanted.

Speaker 3:

We're trying to reach our ricks so we can solve our problems. Dang, you're using your Elkhorn popcorn.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, long rant, I love it, I love it, I love this episode.

Speaker 3:

It was great. Sources trust me.

Speaker 1:

I mean don't quote me on any of this.

Speaker 3:

Google Facebook, it was just a prank bro, how many people actually wrote in Harambe's name? I don just kidding. Do you know how many people actually?

Speaker 1:

wrote in Harambe's name. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't do the numbers, I didn't check.

Speaker 3:

I know people actually wrote it in. I don't think it made not enough to make a difference, but at an event you know what's crazy.

Speaker 1:

I don't even know if what I said was right, bro, trust me bro, I just made it all up, y'all.

Speaker 2:

We'll put a big like FYI, it's for entertainment purposes.

Speaker 1:

You know, do your research. I am not a doctor. Please do your own research.

Speaker 3:

I think we've run out of time.

Speaker 1:

I think so. I want to see Suki's take on it, though. Bro, Damn, all you had was one job, Suki.

Speaker 3:

Why did we all go mute? Oh, there we go, there we go.

Speaker 1:

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