Winner Winner Pancakes for Dinner!

Ever found yourself spiraling into a pancake obsession?  I sure have but that is the lesser of my addictions.  In this latest episode, I’m sharing the sticky-sweet details along with a hearty side of laughter. But that’s just a taste of the excitement, as the main course is our giveaway extravaganza announcement! The tension’s as thick as maple syrup with 71 participants, but only a handful can claim the glittering prizes. Randall Wingrove is now the proud owner of a 925 Sterling Silver Necklace, while Terasina Suszko will be turning heads with a stunning 14-carat solid gold necklace. We've even got Steven snagging the curious Toothbrush of Wisdom – talk about a clean sweep!

Join me as I weave through these joyous reveals and catch up on the highs and lows of personal indulgence and lazy gym habits. But it’s not all fun and games; the premiere of Season Four of "Don't be dumb, just got fired" is upon us, promising a rollicking good time with content that’s both free and premium – because you deserve the best laughs for your buck. So, if you're looking for a dose of humor with your morning coffee, or maybe just a new podcast love, tune in and find out why your grandmother and everyone else should be hitting that subscribe button. "just got fired" drops @ 9am tomorrow. 

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:12

so the giveaway, the giveaway, the giveaway. So the winner. We go through here. I think we only got 71 participants, which isn't really that many. The winner excuse me, participants, which isn't really that many. The winner Excuse me, fucking pancakes. I've been obsessed with pancakes. Yeah, fat dude, I haven't worked out in months that boy's skinny shit. Hey, take it easy, man. Come on, I ain't no frickin' degenerate. Come on now. Anyhow, the winner of the 925 Sterling Silver Necklace is Hang on now. Hang on one time for me. Give it away. Give it away. Give it away now.

Speaker 1: 0:59

Why am I having such difficulty? Mr Randall Wingrove, I will be in touch for your address and you will be getting. You can see it back there. Actually, stand by, I don't even know if I can disconnect with these. Hold on, stand by. This is what I'll do for you. You'll decide which one you want, brother. You let me know and it's coming your way, baby.

Speaker 1: 1:21

All right, let's see the winner of the most prized possession on this side of the Mississippi. Don't be dumb, be smart. Toothbrush, that is going to go to drumroll. If I was good at editing or like anything that has to do with podcasts, I'd be good to go. Mr Steven, I'll be in touch, sir. Now we got what the AT Caracal played it. Who on earth is going to win? Let me check, mrs Ashley Mattson Unsure who you are, but you're a winner. And, last but not least, the winner of the 14-carat solid gold. The winner of the 14-carat solid gold your choice of Figaro rope or Cuban link 20-inch solid gold necklace goes to Jerome Rose, teresina Sassuskos. I can't pronounce your last name, but Sezus Suzuki, teresina. I'll be in touch. Anyhow, guys, thank you so much for tuning in. It's been a great time Hard doing this giveaway. Hey, good news, bad news. Good news is tomorrow morning 9 am. Don't be dumb, just got fired.

Speaker 1: 3:07

Season four, episode one, begins. Begins. However, some content this season's got to be paid for. Hit the subscribe button 10 bucks a month if I'm not worth 100, and plus the fucking app takes like 15 20. So if I'm not worth 120 bucks a year to you and you know, either I gotta get a new job, no pun intended, or maybe you just find a new podcast. You guys, take care, as always, tell your grandmother. The season starts tomorrow. Bye.