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Rabbi Gavriel Bellino Returns (Pt. 2)

May 22, 2024 Modi Season 6 Episode 112
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Episode 112 PT 2: Modi and Periel are joined by the one-and-only Rabbi Gavriel Bellino.

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Speaker 1:

Welcome to, and here's Modi. Hi everybody, welcome back to, and here is Modi. Part two, with Rabbi Gavriel Bellino in the studio. I was going to discuss. You know what I want to talk about? What Rebbetzins, oh goodbbetsons, oh good lord what is that? What is that? This is what is that it's not refreshing, isn't that refreshing? It's a blank slate you never know what's gonna set her off or what's gonna, she's not gonna know. The other day we had someone on the show and they were discussing Dina in the Bible.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

And like the story of what happened with her and she's like wait, wait, what happened with Dina?

Speaker 2:

Oh my God, spoiler alert. I can't, I can't.

Speaker 3:

I can't go into all of it. What?

Speaker 1:

happened to her. It was like someone came up and I forgot how it came up in the I was waiting.

Speaker 2:

All she wanted to talk about was Matisse Bifat with me. It's unbelievable. It's a reasonable thing to discuss.

Speaker 1:

I don't have the craft to discuss that.

Speaker 2:

You brought it up, I didn't bring it up.

Speaker 1:

I can't, I can't, I can't. I didn't say anything. Fun, easy, you said it Fun easy you started it Go ahead. Our listeners told me that I love you because it's fun and easy and no one's got big opinions and no, and we're not doing any of that. Rebbiton, rebbiton, a rebbiton okay I want to.

Speaker 3:

I want to discuss rebbitons.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I have theories. A rebbiton is somebody who is one of the titles, is the the, the wife of the rabbi a rebbiton.

Speaker 1:

Now there's different types of Now there's different types of Rebetzins. There's different types of Rebetzins. Some of them are, first of all, it's a title. It's not rabbi's wife. Rabbi's wife is a description. Rebetzin is a title. It's like Her Royal Highness Kate, princess of Wales. It's she married and she got that title. Okay, period, that's a Rebetzin. Now there are Rebetzins who are. They run the whole thing, they run the entire show. When you get to a Chabad house for an event or you get to a Chabad center, there's a guy comes out hi, I'm Rabbi Zalman and uh, this, and that they're very fair. And then behind him comes hi, I'm Rabbi Tzanchani, and you know that this who, this is who you have to deal with for sound lights events everything she runs the show period, everything from A to Z, the.

Speaker 1:

She runs the, the, the, the kids school, the, the elderly program, everything. She is hi, I'm rabbits and honey. That's like the introduction. Then then there's the ones that are like I don't like to be called a rabbits inetzin, I'm not a Rebbetzin. My name is Stacy Eskowitz and I'm married to the rabbi. I'm just married to the rabbi, I'm not a Rebbetzin. There's those, right, those are usually the biggest Rebbetzins because they keep an eye on him. They keep an eye on the rabbi just to make sure the people that come into his life that run the rest of the stuff, even though on the rabbi, just to make sure the people that come into his life that run the rest of the stuff she's, even though she's like I'm, I'm, I'm a physical therapist and I'm not a rebbiton, I'm, I'm okay. So that that's one of the different types of. And then there's rebbitons that you don't have to marry a rabbi to become a rebbiton what are those?

Speaker 1:

dina or have Shalom is a Rebbitin without any. This is a woman who has some kind of look because she's a rabbi-ish but she inherited. But she inherited too, but it's also she's a Rebbitin. She helps people, she does things. Her husband's a lawyer and she's running a million. She's a Rebbitin. She's a Rebbitin, she's helping, she's teaching, she's. She got that title.

Speaker 2:

She said well, she said I say she inherited it, but she, she takes her family tradition very seriously.

Speaker 1:

She's also blessed with a little bit. That's Dina. I'm talking about all the women. She's amazing. You know they're Rebetsons, so that's like the different types of Rebetsons. I just was thinking. I don't know why I was. I know why I was thinking about that. I had a little weed and was jogging on the treadmill and that's what was going through my head that's where that came into my head.

Speaker 3:

I was thinking about Rebbetzins while I'm on the treadmill, a little stoned so it's like if you marry a rabbi, that means you become a Rebbetzin and some people really rise to the occasion, it sounds like, and takes that yes, like you can take that very seriously and I mean it's a strange thing, because a leadership position that you don't, that, that that you get by virtue of sleeping with a rabbi, is like a strange thing.

Speaker 2:

You don't necessarily.

Speaker 1:

Why does he sleep and can't just be married to the rabbi?

Speaker 2:

Okay, that they should look you had to go like to the next. That's what makes a Rebetzin, that's what seals the deal.

Speaker 1:

She becomes a Rebetzin in the chuppah, where before she slept with the rabbi. Well, they had to consummate, okay, but still and now she's a Rebetzin. But she was still because she married him. So that's okay, that's lovely. How does this? All I try to do is keep this a clean podcast. That's all I try to do, and my rabbit comes on and schmutzes it immediately and you I never know when your next thing is going to come out.

Speaker 3:

I am so much cleaner than he is. No, you're not, I've read your books.

Speaker 2:

I haven't read your books.

Speaker 1:

I haven't read your books.

Speaker 3:

Oh my God, I have a turban. She's like the cover of it.

Speaker 1:

I can't even Brown paper bag.

Speaker 3:

I might be a little bit of a Robinson, you are, you are.

Speaker 1:

When you do all of your philanthropic work, like when anything happens in this whole world. In Ukraine she's.

Speaker 2:

There's t-shirts and sweatshirts and people are meeting in synagogues and she's, there's t-shirts and sweatshirts. And people are meeting in synagogues and she's running sitting around a challah bulky. She's giving out sweatshirts. She's no, she's the tags also.

Speaker 3:

That's that's rabbits in, e that's rabbits in e that's rabbits in e I feel like I've become more rabbits in e since I met you yes and not you he does that, I'm just kidding Okay.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 3:

No, you're my favorite rabbi, you know that.

Speaker 2:

You know how low the bar is.

Speaker 3:

No, that's not true.

Speaker 2:

No no, how horrible everybody is.

Speaker 3:

No, you keep saying that that might be true, but I feel like you guys have given me a different lens through which to view Judaism.

Speaker 1:

Yes, people that listen to our podcast, or people, people, some of them, who are completely reforming conservative jews and just like this is so much fun and they're listening to, like listening to what's happening in the orthodox world, too, or in the reform worlds, and they're so this passover we just had, I mean, it's eight days of not eating bread and but like being certain, but like to people who reform Jews and conservative Jews, which are Jews, they are Jews and they're just not going crazy. Okay, we're not going to eat bread and pizza, but I'm not going to go nuts and clean the hole and this and do that Again, the choosing people, not the chosen people, and they get to hear this podcast and they hear all the other views of what's happening in the Jewish world and in the world in general.

Speaker 3:

One.

Speaker 1:

And, by the way, you said, don't talk about your Rebetzin. I will tell you, his Rebetzin is the only person smarter than him. She's so smart. How upset is he right now?

Speaker 2:

Furious.

Speaker 1:

Furious. You're furious right now. She's first of all also looking for the punchline always, and she's an amazing estate lawyer. She's our estate lawyer and makes it so easy. Worst job ever. Everything begins with God forbid a truck hits you. That's literally. It should say on her degree, on her diploma. She's a what's it? Esquire. She's a lawyer of. God forbid a bus hits you. That's literally every sentence she begins with. So God forbid a bus hits you. Do you want Leo to be able to take all?

Speaker 1:

of your things or distribute your things. Distribute If the bus hits you on a Thursday, do you want to have your burial by Friday? The whole thing. She makes it easy and fun.

Speaker 3:

It's like the will All of the estate I need to talk to her, she's the best.

Speaker 1:

No, don't tell me. You and Guy don't have any Nothing.

Speaker 3:

Nothing, nothing.

Speaker 1:

Are you crazy? Not a thing you have to do your estate planning. By the way, and by the way I only did my estate planning because after I got married, like the week later, leah goes. Who's our estate lawyer? How are we? Wow? Yeah, leo makes sure things are done, yeah, and who's the estate lawyer?

Speaker 2:

He waited, he waited, he waited, he waited.

Speaker 3:

He waited, he waited, he waited, he waited.

Speaker 1:

He waited, he waited, he waited, he waited. Who's the estate lawyer? The rabbi's?

Speaker 3:

wife yeah, no, that's perfect, she's so smart.

Speaker 1:

Where'd she go to school? She went to Cardozo. That's my joke. What's your joke? That's my, that's my joke you just did. You've heard me do that joke. I, when people asked me I was gonna go to harvard, but I, I, I didn't go. I, after I had my meeting with them, I said I'm not going to harvard because what they say to you in the meetings we don't want you. So I said I'm not going here that's the joke and you just start to hop.

Speaker 3:

I usually when I do the podcast with Noam, the comedy seller, and like all of like the smartest journalists in the world.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

And they'll be, oh and so it'll come up like school and I went to Harvard and everybody's like you did. No, no, no.

Speaker 1:

No, all right, did you see me on that? Did we talk about me being on MSNBC with?

Speaker 3:

Ari Melber, melber, ari Melber.

Speaker 1:

They put me on this little thing and it was me, Ali Versace the journalist, and this guy who was the secretary. They kept calling him secretary. Okay, Mr Secretary. Mr Secretary, You'll be sitting here. The secretary Okay, Mr Secretary, you'll be sitting here. Mr Secretary, you'll be sitting here. Was he the secretary Under Obama? He was the secretary of energy. This man was in charge of nuclear energy under eight years of Obama.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Next level, oppenheimer and me. I mean I'm trying to get jokes in between these two things and he's talking about through thermal molecule and I'm like thermal, is that like so funny? But since then I've told Leo that whenever we go to a restaurant or something, when he walks in, say, the secretary is here and he'd like to be seated earlier. That's hysterical I want to be secretary the secretary Once you're secretary of state or secretary of transportation you're secretary for life. I like that. It was so funny and I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3:

Like to make a reservation for the secretary? Yes, but you can get in anywhere, anywhere.

Speaker 1:

Secretary of what Of shtos? No, I'm secretary of simcha. Remember I was at the secretary of simcha.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I love that I had that character.

Speaker 1:

I was the Hasidic guy.

Speaker 3:

secretary of simcha, that's so good it was so good, oh, I that's so good it was so good I miss him. Who is that?

Speaker 1:

No Secretary of Simcha Yoili. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Oh Yoili, Everybody loves Yoili.

Speaker 1:

It's just hard for me when I do the Hasidic character of Yoili. I'm in the apartment dressed like a Hasid and Leo's like I don't need this right now. Leo's like I can't right now. I'm walking around the house with the pyres, the hat and I'm in full count. I'm speaking to Leo in Yiddish.

Speaker 2:

Like Leo, walked into V&H photo Really.

Speaker 3:

We should do the podcast with Yoily once he could guest host.

Speaker 1:

Guest host. Oh, my God, it was. Oh, love Yoily Anyway.

Speaker 3:

Listen, I've been getting. I get like a lot of like tangential fan mail Could you not use an SAT word and tell me what tangential.

Speaker 1:

Tangent like off to the side Is that the new trans he's going to keep his genitals but not his penis. And then he's going to and that's tangential, not his penis. And then he's going to and that's tangential he's. Yes, he's transitioning Into a she, but he will be keeping. I don't know what tangential means.

Speaker 3:

It's all the messages that you guys don't respond to I get Okay Like people's DMs.

Speaker 2:

You mean all of them, literally all of them. I'm showing you the unhinged. It's unbelievable. I'm showing you?

Speaker 3:

Who can look at these crazy? Things Do you know, where they send them. They send them to me, yeah, good.

Speaker 1:

Good, good.

Speaker 3:

That's what they should be sending to one unhinged person, sending to another unhinged person, but one of the nice things is I've gotten messages about these motorcycle that we talked about with Ellie Beer.

Speaker 1:

Yes, as producer of this podcast, that is your project to make sure that that happens?

Speaker 3:

Do I have clearance on that?

Speaker 1:

Clearance Modi cycle Only, if you can roll in Fonzie, it's so hot. Tell him to do it by June 16th.

Speaker 3:

He wants to.

Speaker 1:

So that's your job as producer Leo does not have as much we need to control Leo's interaction. He's busy booking the shows. He cannot handle motorcycle.

Speaker 3:

I am fully on board to be in charge of producing this project.

Speaker 1:

A hundred percent. This is those of you who are wondering we're talking about. Elie Bier is on the podcast.

Speaker 3:

It was such a good podcast, amazing podcast.

Speaker 2:

It was so amazing he is massive Moshiach energy.

Speaker 1:

Elie Bier is on the podcast. Elie Bier is United Hatzalah. They respond in seconds in emergencies with motorcycles that are packed full of medical response 90 seconds or less 90 seconds or less.

Speaker 3:

they get to and he wants to do a and if you want to sponsor a motorcycle, you can make a donation to United Hutzela for the Modi cycle.

Speaker 1:

You have to put down that it's for the Modi cycle.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you have to write that it's for the Modi cycle.

Speaker 1:

And we are going to get motorcycles made Beacon Show. For anybody that does over $10,000. I will give them a ticket to the shows at the Beacon Theater. Yes, $10,000. You only need three and a half thousand, 36, three and a half. Wow, you see that. Yeah, that was need.

Speaker 3:

I'm like I'm thinking three tickets you have a whiteboard all you need is three dollars and 50 cents.

Speaker 1:

We're gonna get a motorcycle I'm, so could you imagine I'm out to function society if you make a three dollar donation. How much money do we need? $36,000.

Speaker 2:

For one, motorcycle For one motorcycle, but we want to get a fleet?

Speaker 1:

No, yeah, okay Fleet, but we'll start with one I want to see my name on this thing with Leo, and that's it. This motorcycle was donated as a motorcycle to whatever. Will there be merch? Will there be leather Merch? By the way, ellie Beer gave me that jacket, sick. It was this sick jacket the United Hutsala, israeli flag. Here my father walks into my Passover Seder. I hand it to him. I may as well have given him Balenciaga. Nothing my father loved more than free merch.

Speaker 3:

Mine too.

Speaker 1:

Free merch, my father closet. We used to have Armani suits, we used to buy for him Costco. Hey, look at this, it says the workers of Costco. Anyway, so motorcycle, it's your project. Leo can't handle it, it's too much.

Speaker 3:

I want to go to Israel for. June 16th Do it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'll put you up. Oh, my God, I'll give you five. I'll give you more than five minutes. I'll give you more than five minutes.

Speaker 3:

If I can pull off this motorcycle, I can earn my minutes. No, no.

Speaker 1:

Come in yes.

Speaker 2:

What if I get you a chopper? What do I get if I get you a chopper?

Speaker 1:

No, he has everything Submarines, submarines, submarines. Wait, first of all he is amazing.

Speaker 3:

I love Elie Bier so much. That episode was so amazing. He is so amazing and I just can't wait to hop on the back of one of those motorcycles on the highway.

Speaker 1:

It's amazing. Yes, so that's it.

Speaker 3:

So I've been getting messages and you can keep messaging me and I'm passing everything along to Ellie and we're going to make it happen.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, you are going to make this happen.

Speaker 3:

And about your show in Jerusalem. I bought tickets for somebody for that show already.

Speaker 1:

Did you? Who'd you buy tickets for the people? I bought the for somebody for that show already, did you?

Speaker 3:

Who'd you buy tickets for the people I bought the house from?

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's right, that was your negotiation.

Speaker 3:

That was my um. I offered maybe backstage.

Speaker 1:

You bought tickets.

Speaker 3:

I bought tickets.

Speaker 1:

Wow. Do you know how much that says about somebody? That's really nice. Do you know how much that says about somebody? Friends pay. If anybody could say I need two tickets to the show, it would be her. She's the co-host of our podcast. But instead of fordreng Leo again, I think the goal from that is how much can we just let off of?

Speaker 2:

Leo of running everything.

Speaker 1:

Yes. So she just said I'm not looking to send Leo or put me on a guest list. She bought two tickets. That is so amazing. I learned that a long time ago. Never ask for tickets Buy. That is so amazing, I learned that a long time ago.

Speaker 3:

Never ask for tickets, buy, buy tickets, friends pay, friends pay. Yep, I mean to be clear. They're not for me, no, but they're for you.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm just kidding, they're for the house, no, well you.

Speaker 2:

There aren't so many perks here. That could have been a perk.

Speaker 1:

You come June 16. You'll do the show, do the whole. We'll do the whole LE podcast. We'll drive the thing on the stage. Amazing, yeah, mashiach Energy, jump the shark. What jump the shark? What's jump the shark?

Speaker 2:

is that a Fonzie thing?

Speaker 1:

I don't know whatever oh, when you go, yeah yeah have you ever seen with those? It's like it's a moped motorcycly thing thing with this big thing on the back where they can start cardiothoracic anything on the floor. They can bring you right to life, right there, they get to you it's incredible, it's an incredible thing. It's incredible um what? What else do we? What?

Speaker 3:

I had got. We had a conversation at your birthday party oh and I said to gov, you're not like a normal rabbi. I think you're the best rabbi I've ever met, and I'm not religious. You are an orthodox rabbi. Yeah, we're all a mixed bag. Well, I think that I don't know, maybe we are, but you and I said, I think you're um, you're right, you're sad.

Speaker 2:

I'm not. This is not Okay, he's not.

Speaker 1:

Tzadik.

Speaker 3:

You both are. Can I have an opinion? He has Tzadik qualities.

Speaker 2:

I have certain things that I'm into. He has Tzadik qualities. I have my things.

Speaker 1:

But to throw Tzadik around like that.

Speaker 3:

I'm not. First of all, have you ever heard me say Not me just calling you not a T.

Speaker 1:

That's the best, that's fine, that's fine Is that the everybody else is like this rabbi's a tzaddik.

Speaker 2:

This is literally Ashkenazi but I do Him A tzaddik Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 1:

Are you out of your mind? No, Are you? That is hysterical. Have we met?

Speaker 3:

She calls you a tzaddik and I go is a righteous person. Those of you who don't know?

Speaker 1:

Not this guy, and there's only 36 on earth at the time. What do you mean 36?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the 36. I mean, that's not theology Is that true. Who's perfect? No one's perfect.

Speaker 1:

She's already upset, she's already ready to go, she's ready to get angry about something in Judaism she's like and how many of the 36 are women. Are there any women?

Speaker 3:

Are there. She's already. Look at her. She's on guard, she's already ready to pounce on us.

Speaker 1:

Oh, a new philosophy I haven't learned in Judaism.

Speaker 2:

I have a 37.

Speaker 1:

How angry are they going to make me? Yes, at any given moment there's 36 righteous.

Speaker 2:

What if it's a conjoined twin? Is it one or two?

Speaker 1:

No, oh shut up, oh shut up, oh, my God, leave us alone. Just enjoy it 36 people are on earth at any given time that bring their energy and they're hidden, and they're hidden. You don't know who they are. What are they under the fucking couch?

Speaker 2:

What do you?

Speaker 1:

mean.

Speaker 3:

They're not in hiding, they're hidden.

Speaker 1:

You had to throw F in there.

Speaker 3:

I said that both of you are sadi and you're telling me now no, it's not true, you can't be, you have your moments of your tzaddik.

Speaker 1:

When you do your fundraising, for whatever causes you do it. You're a little tzaddik in you. When I'm trying to get people to laugh, and you have a little tzaddik in you To be a full-blown tzaddik, this is another level and he's a tzaddik. This is another level and he's a tzaddik. He runs a synagogue. Everybody feels welcome.

Speaker 3:

But why are you telling me there are only 36? Go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Here, you know what I'm done. Go ahead, go, go, go. By the way, I don't even know the history.

Speaker 2:

I don't even know, I don't even know the history. You are lying. No, I don't even know the history of this.

Speaker 1:

You are lying.

Speaker 2:

No, I don't know the history of it. I know we talk about it in like Hasidic storytelling, that there are 36 holy tzaddikim that are hidden. And you know you don't necessarily it's, by the way. It's a way of getting you to treat people that seem horrible like better right, because it's always like the worst guy. It's always the worst person in the room, yep person in the room, that's the hidden sodic, that's right. So if you treat everybody horrible as if they're actually a hidden sodic, so maybe the world will be in a better place. That's probably what's going on there, but one of the traditions is that there are 36 holy, 36 righteous people. By the way, I say there's zero righteous people.

Speaker 3:

No.

Speaker 2:

Zero. Everyone is fallible, everyone makes mistakes.

Speaker 1:

Everyone is a human, but sometimes, sometimes mistakes are made with something that's learned from it and something that's amazing from it. Oh halavai. But everyone makes mistakes.

Speaker 2:

Everyone loses their temper, everyone has their moments of being off, so there is no righteous. There are people that try to do good, but we don't know who they are.

Speaker 1:

We don't know who they are. Maybe they're in Alaska. You haven't met them.

Speaker 2:

I'm not going to.

Speaker 1:

Alaska. I'm just saying but they're there, it's a nice thing. That's what we teach, that's what we. I've started my own religion look at you in Modi-ism no, it's a nice way to think that the energy of these people are controlling the world from completely falling apart that's one of the ways of looking at it and they cause a ripple effect of good enough to cover the bad.

Speaker 3:

So why are they the ones Dr?

Speaker 1:

Wayne Dyer speaks about this a lot and he's not Jewish and doesn't speak of it Siddiquim. There's people who have energy in the world that keep the world from falling apart. You can't just have all negative energy.

Speaker 3:

But why is it the person who's usually you think is horrible?

Speaker 2:

So that's part of the storytelling. It's not necessarily part of it.

Speaker 3:

So tell the story no, but that is a trope in storytelling.

Speaker 1:

So when you're dealing with somebody who's horrible, but it brought something good in you out of it or whatever it is. That person caused that and it's not going to be a tzaddik. Oh, it's a rabbi with a white beard and uh and uh and and teaches Torah, and it doesn't have to be that I mean there's a, there's a whole there's a whole intellectual history to it.

Speaker 2:

It really like starts actually in the Zohar, where it's always the that wisdom comes from this unexpected place. It's always like the kid wandering around in the field that tells you the supernal secrets of the world, then, like in the storytelling of Chabad, actually becomes a thing under the Friedrich Rebbe. Yes, that, it's like that. It's the hidden tzaddikim, that the people you would think are the worst guy in shul turns out to be the holiest most righteous and then it has life.

Speaker 2:

Karbach has lots of stories that are like, based on the Friedricher retelling of that Zohar the Friedricher, the Rebbe, who was the Rebbe before the Rebbe, that so that's where that's where it's coming from. As theology, I have no idea, but that's a nice thing to say. 36 holy, by the way. I wish there were 36 holy like righteous people?

Speaker 1:

I hope so, otherwise the world would be completely falling apart. It is falling apart, but not completely. Fine, you're welcome. That's it. We discussed this. What do people say? We're gonna disagree to disagree. We're gonna agree to disagree, yeah let's agree.

Speaker 2:

No, I like, let's agree. I hate people saying just disagree, let's agree to agree oh, agree to agree.

Speaker 1:

What do you mean? We're going to disagree to disagree.

Speaker 2:

We're going to disagree, to disagree.

Speaker 1:

Disagree to disagree. What does that even mean? I love that. Can you believe they hand me microphones?

Speaker 2:

It's unbelievable, it is insane.

Speaker 3:

It's so good, we're going to disagree, to disagree. We're going to disagree, to disagree.

Speaker 2:

Oh my God, that's our new. I disagree.

Speaker 1:

What else?

Speaker 3:

You look like you're in really excellent shape. By the way, have you been like eating just protein shakes and cans of tuna fish?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what's your practice?

Speaker 3:

I mean, you always look like you're in good shape. Kills at the gym.

Speaker 1:

I'm old school. I am an old school gay. I've been going to Equinox forever. They have kills there. I put it all over gay. I've been going to Equinox forever. They have keels there. I put it all over my face, on my body. It keeps you toned. And I will tell you right now there's no secret Exercise Get addicted to exercising Rabbi here is insane, by the way.

Speaker 2:

I've taken a break. I've taken a break. I've taken a break.

Speaker 1:

There was an accident. Weight've taken a break. I've taken a break. You've taken a break. I've taken a break.

Speaker 3:

There was an accident, that weight falling on your face.

Speaker 1:

There was an accident and, yeah, I'm going to go back. You're always boxing. No, I don't box, he's boxing, kickboxing, ice plunging and all at 4 am Ice plunging 4 am.

Speaker 2:

He's like crazy. No, I love, by the way, waking up when your enemies are sleeping the best, ooh, I like that, it's absolutely the best. I know that I'm going there, I'm hoping, whatever I assume they're sleeping your inner enemies, that also.

Speaker 1:

Oh, oh. Your inner enemies are sleeping. Yes, my inner at 4am when I can't sleep. My inner enemies are still sleeping. I'm having, I'm alone, I'm alone, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then going and exercising at 4 in the morning are you guys exercising at 4 in the morning? Not me late in the afternoon, leo answers a few emails and we go to the gym.

Speaker 2:

I go to underground training at 4 in the morning, leo answers a few emails and we go to the gym. I go to underground training at 4 in the morning it's the best. I often open it up and I have a routine and I try to keep nutrition in check. It's not getting easier. You often open it up. I open up the gym. I'm like the shaman, I'm the shaman.

Speaker 1:

Whenever you have in every synagogue in every eulogy and he was the one that came to synagogue first and he opened the synagogue. By the way, my father opens it. My father has the synagogue. He gets there Saturday an hour before anybody opens it up. My father loves that. Loves that, your father. So now you're the one opening the gym. Yeah, that's so funny, it's so good.

Speaker 3:

Why do you have a key to the gym?

Speaker 2:

First of all, it's a combination. Perrielle Number two, I'm a very responsible person.

Speaker 1:

It's not one of these spa gyms that Leo and I go to. It's some like bro-y. So what? We're not so bro-y.

Speaker 2:

I can be bro-y, it depends who's there. It's a CrossFit gym. It's great, it's the best.

Speaker 3:

Okay, I just don't understand why you have a key.

Speaker 1:

But you ask you exercise whatever you can do, also wait.

Speaker 3:

Walk. I'm not going to be able to put writing on this, because you guys are talking over each other, nothing happens.

Speaker 2:

Nothing happens at four in the morning. There are no distractions, there are no emergencies. Usually there are no bizarre texts. There's nothing I have to deal with. I know that I can work out at four o'clock in the morning and then I know that I got it in. And if I did it later, when I did it later, when I do it later, always something comes up, or I feel tired or of course you're tired.

Speaker 3:

You're waking up at 3 in the morning you get into the rhythm, you learn it.

Speaker 1:

It's the best it works for him whatever works for you, 4am works for him, me in afternoon in a Celsius a Celsius drink I have, so I drink that also in the morning and if there's no show at night. A little hit of weed and I'm in heaven. That's the trick. But you have to find some kind of exercise that you enjoy. If you don't enjoy it, don't do it.

Speaker 2:

It has to be, whatever it is. The secret is don't drop weights on your face. That's the thing. I dropped a weight on my face.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry to hear that. It was okay, it was a little scary. It was scary. It was had a big black eye, I had a b, I was, I had still, I had you still do. I still do a little bit. When I the the surgeon he was, he was stitching me up. I asked him how many stitches? He said well, how many do you think? I said I think I counted 18.

Speaker 1:

He said oh, you're way under what kind of doctor did I know riddles? I said how many do you think you have? I said how many I would slap his face.

Speaker 2:

How many he says I lost. Count myself. Yeah, it was like way over.

Speaker 3:

I don't like that answer. Was it the?

Speaker 1:

plastic surgeon, yeah, you didn't hire some guy.

Speaker 2:

The money maker? Are you nuts, the?

Speaker 1:

money maker Hilarious.

Speaker 3:

I don't like that answer.

Speaker 1:

When you're in the ER they ask you would you like, would you you know? Yeah, yeah yeah, do you want to suture? It up by somebody who's going to make it look, I picture a PA with Parkinson's coming in. Yeah, some guy, I'm a physician's assistant. They might be the one. They bring in the boa. They bring in the boa.

Speaker 3:

I almost made that joke, but I was trying to not be dirty Nice. You're so good. What about the ice plunging?

Speaker 1:

Do you do that? Are you into that If it's around? I do. I did it in one of the resorts in Paso. Really, it's the best thing in the world, really.

Speaker 3:

Also a little bit of a mikveh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's very good.

Speaker 3:

Do you know that I've never been to a mikveh?

Speaker 1:

Oh wow, You've never been to a mikvah Unbelievable.

Speaker 2:

Could you imagine I can't imagine that You're pure soul.

Speaker 1:

I mean, come on, are you? Why would you set that up? You could have just gone to. I've never been to a mikvah, can you believe?

Speaker 2:

it.

Speaker 1:

Can you believe?

Speaker 2:

it. Can you believe it? I can't believe it.

Speaker 1:

We're both going to sit here in awe. I hear have you been in the ocean? That's a mikvah. That's a mikvah, but you put a little consciousness into it. I'm purifying my soul, go in the ocean.

Speaker 3:

I don't know. I'll think about it.

Speaker 2:

I have a lot of she's going to come out of Reptitson. Yeah, well, okay.

Speaker 3:

I don't know about the mikvah. We can save that for another episode. What else? What else is Australia?

Speaker 1:

Could you believe that it's so far? It's so far. How are you going to do that? We're not even thinking about it. I can't think about that.

Speaker 3:

You're going for a couple of weeks, though, right?

Speaker 1:

No, we're not going for a couple of weeks, we're going for a little bit more than a week. Okay, we luckily have shows all over the place Are?

Speaker 3:

you flying from California.

Speaker 1:

No, yes, there's a high-class travel. There's a Hasidic organization. They are amazing, yossi is insane, and they're flying us. They're flying us. They took us.

Speaker 2:

Yoili the pilot seat.

Speaker 1:

Hello, hello, I'm going to take you there. Hello, hi, this is Yoili here up at the front. I want to tell you having a little delay it's nothing to do with us. There's something by the gate. They can't get the machine to bring the thing over, so no, but they got us, amazing, through our points. We're flying down there, but through New Zealand. We we're flying down there, but through New Zealand. We're going straight to New Zealand and from New Zealand to Melbourne Great. And so it's a 15-hour flight and then whatever to get to Melbourne. And then it's five days before you left. You get there and it's circus. It's literally it's like, and then we have these sold out shows, which is going to be the most lit energy. Australia, to me, is the market that COVID created. Covid made Australia. Australians said, hey, we can do these Zoom shows with Modi all the way in New York and we built a whole thing out there and Australia is going to be so insanely lit.

Speaker 3:

It's incredible His five sold out shows in.

Speaker 1:

Australia Almost sold out. But yeah, there's still tickets available. Well, hopefully by now there isn't. But yeah, they're selling out and they're in August. August, yeah, august, in August they're in.

Speaker 3:

August, august, yeah, august In August.

Speaker 1:

They're in August. They're in August. How fun.

Speaker 3:

How great is that, incredible, really.

Speaker 1:

Arba kanfo ta'aretz To the four corners of the earth. It's so far, isn't that great? Yeah, unbelievable.

Speaker 2:

Yes, australians are the best. They're really the best.

Speaker 1:

Do you have a? No, I refuse to do that accent. Oh, you can't. Or do any joke about koala bears. No, no.

Speaker 3:

I don't do any of that.

Speaker 1:

None of that, none of that.

Speaker 2:

Boomerang jokes.

Speaker 1:

There'll be none of that Crocodile.

Speaker 2:

None of that.

Speaker 1:

Crocodile Moody. No, none of that, none of that Australia period. They don't want to hear their own accent. Good job, dude mate. Could you imagine having to listen to that all day long? Those accents, I must tell you, I must tell you, just tell me.

Speaker 2:

My roommates in Yeshiva were Australian and they were the best. They taught me how to drink. One of them was like a hypochondriac alcoholic, so he would wake me up and be like Gav, my liver hurts Middle of the Nuts. What did you say? I said go to sleep. Your liver doesn't have nerve endings. It can't hurt. Go to sleep.

Speaker 1:

Not you being a nephrologist. Oh, I didn't think.

Speaker 3:

I had that in me. I don't know, maybe it could hurt, I don't know. That's what I said. I was 17 years old.

Speaker 2:

I might be completely wrong. I have no idea what a nephrologist is. I'm so stupid. Could you believe how dumb You're going to get some really weird hits.

Speaker 1:

The confidence with which I said that I'm so.

Speaker 2:

You're going to get some tangential emails from the nephrology community.

Speaker 3:

The nephrology community.

Speaker 2:

They're really mean.

Speaker 1:

They're really really.

Speaker 2:

Oh, my God A passionate bunch.

Speaker 1:

So that, and the Jerusalem show too, which is going to be Liddy. How long are you in Jerusalem for? Well, we're staying there for a wedding. I'm staying there for we're going down there and it's so fun that the show and then the family event, so the show's going to be sitting on my head. Then I have the wedding of our family over there and it's going to be I'm officiating Great. Oh my God, I love that yeah yeah, yeah, I mean they're doing whatever they have to do with the-.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, rabbi Ben-Yur, it's a whole thing out there. I got married in Israel. I didn't do anything with Rabbi Ben-Yur, of course you didn't?

Speaker 1:

Who's surprised? But your license is in America.

Speaker 3:

No, I hired a professor like a rabbi professor, but not that like you, I don't need like a get if I want to get divorced.

Speaker 2:

They're going to come after her. They're going to come after her right now.

Speaker 3:

I'm not a cow Like. I don't need permission to get divorced and if you get married by the rabbinical whatever, we always go there. How could I not go there?

Speaker 1:

I have no idea how you got there. You are married. You are married with a license. You're licensed to your husband, Guy.

Speaker 3:

From 7-Eleven.

Speaker 1:

Zechut Sadek, this guy, this guy who just knows how to turn off. I love him. He stares at her like this Modi. He's the best Modi.

Speaker 2:

It was a fun hang with him. He was a fun hang with him.

Speaker 1:

He's a fun hang yeah. You guys are married under. He does not listen to this podcast.

Speaker 3:

He might. He might, because he wants to hear me talk more when I'm not in the house. Right, that's what he wants.

Speaker 1:

That's what he's going to do Put her on in his ear. When he's driving, in his ear he's going to put Put her on in his ear when he's driving In his ear Can you imagine he's going to put on.

Speaker 1:

It's the one hour I have to not hear her voice. I'm going to plug my thing with iPads and have her drill into my brain. He's going to literally. But you guys are married with a New York State license, right, okay, so that's it, whatever you did in married with a New York State license, right, okay, so that's it, whatever you did in Israel was a ceremony, but your license is here in America.

Speaker 3:

How long are you married? 14 years.

Speaker 1:

But for him it's like two minutes underwater Hello folks, is this on? A guy listens to probably, I would say, percent of what I say. Literally that's my joke. Always, always, listen to your wife. You don't have to hear what she said, but listen. Just just look and he listens. He looks at you and he's, he hears you.

Speaker 3:

No, he's so great I could be mid-sentence and he just walks into the other room.

Speaker 2:

He's so great, he's such a good person.

Speaker 1:

He walks out on you in the middle of the sentence and you just keep going. Right, you don't stop, you just go, you just keep going.

Speaker 3:

Period.

Speaker 2:

Where did you meet?

Speaker 3:

In Israel. Yeah, at a wedding, at my cousin's wedding.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3:

It's supposed to be a one night stand.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3:

It's true, I was just looking for a really hot Israeli guy. He fell in love with me.

Speaker 1:

Ring card doesn't bother him. No, he loves her, he loves her, he loves her. Yes, yes, and she loves him, and, and so much so that she embraces his family. So she's, she's, uh, it's love I'm like an angel are you the? The in-laws are such a thing, the in-laws are such a oh my, my, my, my parents, they, they, they love leo who does?

Speaker 3:

You cannot love Leo, though, and then you have your parents.

Speaker 1:

So just let me just set this up for you in your head you live in Tenafly.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, Teaneck.

Speaker 1:

Teaneck same thing. Teaneck, is it the same thing? Yeah it's close. He lives in Teaneck with his wife and his children.

Speaker 1:

And they go to school there and the kids are geniuses and brilliant, and his parents live in Manhattan and they have an apartment that he lives next door. Have you ever seen the show Everybody Loves Ray? Yeah, his parents think he is like the… Tzadik Kochav Tzadik Hashamayim, the star of… they did. Notav Tzadik Hashemayim, the star of the whole. They did not Hilarious, they did not. He doesn't even mean it. Hayzak was a very long holiday Modi?

Speaker 2:

I don't think so.

Speaker 3:

Okay, you're an only child.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yes, yeah. Who could believe Me too, yeah.

Speaker 1:

So and then they there next door, it's literally everyone loves Raymond on 15th Street.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's a great analogy. I like to say I think of it like a French farce, like a door will slam and then someone will come back with a pie.

Speaker 1:

No, I've seen your mother stare at your wife like this Literally the way Ray's mom used to look at here. Let me show you how to clean that. I'll show you Now. That's a good way to start. Let me show you how to clean that now. Literally, that's funny.

Speaker 3:

Yeah yeah, my mother-in-law hates me.

Speaker 2:

Really.

Speaker 3:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

My mother-in-law hates me. That should be your next book.

Speaker 3:

Of course she does. I stole her baby from her.

Speaker 1:

You let her visit. You gave her a grandchild.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but I took him out of the Holy Land I brought him to this evil country.

Speaker 1:

Not that I should speak about Leo's family, but the same thing. His mother took his mother's from Ireland, his father's from Ireland, his father's from Spain and the mother. He moved to America and left Spain for her, and I guess that would piss any parent off.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I mean, why would anybody want to leave Bat Yam Nice?

Speaker 1:

Why would anybody want to leave Bat Yam? That's amazing.

Speaker 2:

A memoir Wow A memoir.

Speaker 1:

Why would anyone want to leave Bat Yam? I can imagine, can imagine.

Speaker 3:

We took my mother-in-law to one of my best friend from college's houses and she lives in really like a mansion on a private lake in the most gorgeous. It looks like a villa somewhere in Europe and my mother-in-law walks in and she goes. It's nice. I mean I would never want to live here.

Speaker 2:

Nobody's inviting you to live here, okay, yes, yeah, that's, that's, that's true.

Speaker 1:

No my parents also. My mom also says what she's thinking right away Off and ling, off and sing, which teaches you not to do that. It teaches you not to do that. That's it. That's all it does.

Speaker 3:

Interesting.

Speaker 1:

That's all. Parents are there to where their midos their best qualities learn. That and you see how it works. And whatever the qualities you don't like, just don't do them, that's it. They show you that. I love that. Yeah, that's what parents are for.

Speaker 3:

Is that what you're supposed to learn from your?

Speaker 1:

parents A hundred percent. What else do you want to learn from your parents?

Speaker 3:

No, no no, it's a very interesting perspective, okay.

Speaker 1:

That's it. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

What can you offer your children?

Speaker 1:

Hopefully more than that. I want you to think about your child. And he sees you and he sees you yapping and your husband walks out of the room in his mind, oh, that's an option. If my wife is ever yapping at me, I'm going to walk out of the room. Period. You're. That's a lesson, your son, that's just no, that's, you're really teaching them well yes I think, I think, yes, yeah yes, no.

Speaker 3:

the lesson to that is that, like that's actually really rude, you don't walk out mid-sentence.

Speaker 1:

Rude is telling you shut up. I don't agree with anything you have. Shut is the mid-sentence.

Speaker 3:

No, that's not rude. That would be rude. You would never walk out, leo mid-sentence. You would never do that.

Speaker 1:

No, but the sentences are quick and fast and we get to the point. Leo and I, we're soulmates, we're thinking already in the same head. So just two words can be not till later. And then boom, I need to pop, pop, ting, tang, tang, tang, boom, boom. In two words, you understand each other and what needs to be done. And that's because you know we live together, we work together, everything's work together. We're everything's already, we're already in the same head might be a gay thing maybe a gay thing.

Speaker 3:

I think it might be a gay man thing. I'm telling you, I have a couple of you're not my only gays that have been together for like 20, I mean long, long. It's different.

Speaker 1:

I've met your other gays. I've met your other gays. You can always judge the quality of a woman by the gaze she keeps. Oh, that's so awesome.

Speaker 3:

You haven't met all my other gays.

Speaker 1:

Yes, but is that not true? You can judge the quality of a woman by the gaze she keeps.

Speaker 3:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

If they're high quality gays, not just needy and taking gays. They're gays that help you move along and they're like almost not just your therapist, they're friends and they give you another perspective of what's happening in your world.

Speaker 3:

That's right.

Speaker 1:

That's it. Then there's women who have no gays in their lives.

Speaker 3:

Big big, you got to have gays yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you got to have gays in their lives. Big big you gotta have gays.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you gotta have gays in your life, otherwise it's not that pretty that's right yeah you have to have, you have to have like a team really it's a part of the team.

Speaker 1:

They're part of the teams. These are the gays on the team. These are my gays. This is my accountant. These are this is my accountant. These are the gays. That's the team.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the people who are in charge of major things. I've tried to make sure many of them are gays throughout the course of my life. When I was younger, I realized that that was the smart thing, yeah.

Speaker 1:

Absolutely. What are the gays in your lives? Me, oh my God, do you have a team.

Speaker 2:

First of all, I prefer them. I certainly prefer them. I have a whole team.

Speaker 3:

I have lots of friends, of course, we're going to vet that, vet the list.

Speaker 1:

We're going to vet the list. I mean it's a good list, it's a great list.

Speaker 2:

It's a great list. It's a great list. It's a great list. Yes, one of them took my daughter and me to Olivia Rodrigo the other night.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you're the best dad. That's a good gay, that's a good gay.

Speaker 1:

That's a very good gay. That's a good gay. A hundred percent, yes. But kids, I think, do what they see their parents do. You know your child's going to realize that you had patience for the mother-in-law.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I hope so they see that, so they're going to have. I see that as someone who doesn't have kids. You see things differently. You guys are too immersed in we have kids when someone from outside. I'm at a Pesach program with thousands of children running around, you see, it's so funny to be at these Passover programs it's the entire family. So you have the father who's in the, the father or the grandfather, depending who you are in their 80s. Then you have his sons and they kind of all look the same and they look a little bit like, and then you see their sons and it's so crazy that you see the same face. It's like four of these, three of these, four of these, it's weird that we're still surprised by genetics.

Speaker 1:

It's genetics. No, I'm just, I'm like, yeah, but to see it like that, and you see the, the generations of it and gregor mendel over here I, I once told leo. I once said, leo, you know, you always see these, these fathers and and sons that look exactly the same and talk the same and they and they act the same and like like I'm not, you'd never know me. And my father, my leo, goes. Are you kidding?

Speaker 1:

me nuts when I met your father, I go oh, this is modi. He goes. Oh my god. When I met you, I knew he said this is what leo said. When I met your father, I knew what I was getting into oh my, my God, that's so funny. And chose to stay with it. Yeah, that's how great my father is.

Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2:

No, that's like part of our maturation is we like to think that we're different from our parents, but we're probably the same.

Speaker 1:

We're the same but we try to differ. Yeah, to be in a better way, we're not the same I've met your parents we're not the same.

Speaker 2:

You're not the same as your parents either we're probably more alike than we like to think sometimes it.

Speaker 1:

When you say the same, it's, it's I don't mean the same everything it's, it's your own identity. But I was once driving. I was just driving my, I was driving and my niece, liron, was in the car and she's watching me. She goes. Oh my god, you drive like saba oh, that's so cute, she goes you drive like saba.

Speaker 1:

You do everything like it's like I know I pat the wheel, I do this and that I'm always looking in the mirrors. My father was a driving teacher in israel. He taught me how to drive. I was the only one I drive. He taught me how to drive period and like good you know, look here, look there, I'm always in the mirrors. Leo's in shock at how much I'm in the mirrors. He's in shock. So I am like my father.

Speaker 2:

I drive like my father Driving teacher in Israel is a joke in and of itself.

Speaker 1:

It's such a poof. It says so much about somebody. Yeah, it says so much about somebody. Yeah, it says so much about somebody. The freedom of their work. They're not in an office.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and also you have to like be like so sharp, because everybody there drives like a lunatic.

Speaker 1:

No, but I think he had the car that had on his side gas and brakes. Oh my God.

Speaker 2:

Yes, oh my.

Speaker 1:

God. Yes, my father had the Mercedes that he taught the driving in, and I think he had the brakes and the gas on his side too.

Speaker 3:

Oh my God, I didn't even know that existed.

Speaker 1:

You never saw like the teacher's car.

Speaker 3:

No, who taught you how to drive my driver's ed teacher.

Speaker 2:

And that didn't have the dual control.

Speaker 3:

I don't remember it at least had a brake. I don't. I really don't remember. You don't see it, mr Kozlonski or something. He had a cute son, oh my.

Speaker 1:

God, okay, I got my permit. I got my permit. I love driving. I love driving to today.

Speaker 1:

I love to drive, I just love it. I don't know why I love to drive. When I was getting, all I wanted to do was drive when I was 16. So in New York you get your permit at 16, right, and they give you this permit You've applied and I told my parents my parents aren't going to read what the hell it says and I go, my mom and I go, I can drive with you now I can drive. You have to be like whatever. I was like no, no, I can drive now, I can drive now with you.

Speaker 1:

And my father's like okay, my father didn't drive with any of my sisters. So he gets in the car. He starts to tell me how to this that that we pull up to a? I'm just driving, my first time driving, Do you understand this? And it was in my uncle's Wagoneer, for some reason. My father had my uncle's wagon here at that time.

Speaker 1:

And I'm driving, I get to the red light, no, I get to a stop sign and I see the other car coming, the other car and I go to them like this you go and you go. My father starts screaming at me You're not a traffic cop, you don't drive, you let them. If he does this and he hits him, it's your fault. Don't, don't be, don't direct traffic. You know I was like that was my first, that was my first minute of driving period, and then my father just taught me how to drive. So it's yeah, oh. But oh, my God. When I did take driver's ed again now I get to drive this guy's car I was so excited. I'm sitting in the wheel and the driver teacher's here and his window's open, and some other teacher from the school went over to say hi to him. I just pulled out. I'm like I don't know. I pulled out, he made me, he let me, he told me to pull over and to get in the back and I didn't drive that I pull out.

Speaker 1:

He made me, he let me, he told me to pull over and to get in the back and I didn't drive that.

Speaker 2:

It was so funny, I pulled out like a maniac.

Speaker 1:

I'm here, I just said here, and the guy was talking to him. He was so upset, that's so funny. But my permit year I sat and waited for my mother to come home every day and I drove her to the dry cleaners, to the supermarket, to the butcher, to whatever she had to go to. I was always driving, driving, love it, even until today. I just love to drive. Leo doesn't get to drive. Leo hates driving and he used to drive a lot. He lived in Georgia and Miami they drive, he drove, he even had a truck license. But in New York he's like there's no lanes, there's no lanes, there's no lanes. People have to make up their own lanes here. First of all, it's exhilarating. It's exhilarating. Every road in New York is ripped up and there's no lines. He's used to Florida and Georgia where here's the line that's going to turn, here's the line that's not going to turn, and in New York it's like you figure out where you're turning from.

Speaker 2:

Were you with Leo when you were driving the smart car? Yeah, the smart car, oh my God he said that that was.

Speaker 3:

He called that a beige flag.

Speaker 1:

A red flag First of all, the first time I got in the car with the two of them.

Speaker 3:

I said who's driving?

Speaker 1:

and they just both looked at me and started cracking up leo, I will tell you one thing while while I am driving, he's running the world, I've seen him launch shows like links, going live, and this and that, while like, literally like this, but off of his phone and like the agent, the, the manager, the, this, the that.

Speaker 3:

Your car. I have been in like borderline, like road trips with them in that car. It's not a car, it's like an office on wheels.

Speaker 1:

Like you guys are.

Speaker 3:

They are running everything now just from the car.

Speaker 1:

No, it's just Leo's running and the phone calls are coming in.

Speaker 1:

She's just been in the car when the phone calls come in. You know that's, that's not running the world. Just I'm driving when I drive, when you drive, drive when you drive. Drive, don't text, don't bj. Drive, don't drink and eat. Let's agree to drive, let's agree. Let's disagree to disagree. Um, okay, do you know that, like only recently in europe, they made like cup holders in the european cars? The european cars didn't have cup holders because when you're driving you shouldn't be drinking the fat americans, but fat americans have the gulp and um and that all right.

Speaker 1:

Oh, oh, pulling away from that driving teacher.

Speaker 2:

Those that is so funny so funny, I'm so okay um that was very funny.

Speaker 3:

The first episode was more serious than the second episode and second episode is yeah, very funny although I do think the second episode might be airing first.

Speaker 1:

No, no, you can't, because with the because, with the motorcycle thing, are we done we can be yeah we it's 40, 49 minutes.

Speaker 3:

How many?

Speaker 1:

uh, oh, that's enough for anybody to listen to our voices. 50 oh, let me shut up enough good enough, good nog, oh, those of you listening to my voice, thank you I hope, I hope you had a good time. I hope you enjoyed it. Um oh, oh, my God, I didn't plug the special.

Speaker 3:

What the hell is wrong with me.

Speaker 1:

Am I. This is what happens. Okay, my comedy special is out. It's called Know your Audience and it's available on YouTube. It's just a way for you to send laughs to your friends. A way for you to send laughs to your friends. Share the link with anybody that you think needs a good laugh. In the Jewish community, outside the Jewish community, any millennials, gen Zs or people who are computer savvy. This is your opportunity to go to your grandmother, grandfather, zaydi, bubby, saba Safda, who don't know how to make that happen on their television. Sit with them and watch it with them. That is my favorite story. The people tell me. I went to my grandmother's and we were in wherever she is, whatever home she's in, and we put it up and we both laughed. And that's what that comedy special is there for Know your audience. It's for everybody. I know my audience and it's know your audience. It's for everybody. I know my audience and it's all for you. It's on YouTube. Watch it, enjoy it and let us know what you think. And, of course, like it.

Speaker 1:

And the shows Jerusalem, jerusalem Wow, I'm saying that you can't just pass over that. Jerusalem, jerusalem, westhampton, atlantic City many other shows coming up, all on modilivecom. Find a show near you, send it to your friend. Be the friend that brings the friends to the comedy show. Buy a few tickets, don't just buy two tickets. Buy a few tickets and by the time the show comes you'll have someone begging you to come. And in Australia, and all of that, modilivecom. Just give a kick. Look inside where shows are and find one near you. Find one near your friends and send it to them.

Speaker 2:

Rabbi Gal Bellino, I cannot thank you enough for coming, thanks for having me, you're the best. You're the best.

Speaker 1:

What a treat in life to have your rabbi as a friend too, not just like, like you know, he's the rabbi, but it's a friend. Punch lines, jokes sending to each other, laughing, working, going. Just I'm blessed, blessed, blessed and periel, available at periel ashton brand or whatever. However you say her last name um sooner to mcveneer, you sooner to me you say her last name sooner than Mick Vanier. Goodnight everybody, goodnight everybody, thank you.

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