Paul's Hemorrhoidal Experience, David Discovers Kurtis Conner, and Walmart Sex Toys in The Kids Section

This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• David Attempts ANOTHER Opening Jingle! 
• Apparently Practicing Jingles on the Toilet is the Way To Go!
• Grandparents Advise To 'Burger King' It Up When in an Argument!
• No Bad Ideas in a Brainstorming Session!
• The Ass-wiping Assistant!
• Hemorrhoids Are Speed Bumps?!
• Paul Gets Personal About the Bum Area!
• David Works Really Hard at Embarrassing Paul!
• Moving Tables That Position You For Fun?!
• Succession is an AMAZING SHOW! We Are Late to the Game!
• Will Ferrell and Adam McKay are No Longer FRIENDS!
• We Are Constantly Being Listened To!
• Oh Look, I Spoke About Hemorrhoids and Now I'm Getting ADs for Cream!
• David Has Not Been Feeling Well!
• We Only Put Out the BEST!
• If You Don't Feel It, Don't Force It!
• David Needs to See a Doctor!
• We Love Our Family Doctor, but Minimum 2 Hour Wait Every Time!
• "I Am Lrrr"!
• Travel Bans Are Good...YOU SHOULD NOT BE TRAVELING ABROAD PERIOD!
• David Discovers Kurtis Conner, and Is Now Obsessed with His Videos!
• David Enjoys a Certain Level of Sass!
• Ugh, "Pick Up Artists"!
• 22 Convention Can Go Fuck Themselves!
• Paul Has a Furry Fire Inside!
• Ugh, "Pranking Couples"!
• You Don't Have Talent, You Only Look Good!
• Plastic Surgery Turns You Into a Lizard Person!
• Hello Fellow Students!
• Giggle Pig!
• Marshall McLuhan, Canadian Philosopher (The Medium is the Message)!
• Disney....
• We Love the "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"!
• Paul LOVES Kelly Clarkson!
• New Kelly Clarkson Xmas Shady Break Up Album!
• Walmart Sells Adult Toys in Kids Section!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Will Ferrell and Adam McKay Reason For Ending Friendship!
• Kurtis Conner's YouTube Channel!
• Brooklyn Nine-Nine Giggle Pig!
• Marshall McLuhan, Canadian Philosopher!
• The Medium is the Message!
• Canadian Heritage Minute: Basketball!
• Canadian Heritage Minute: Marshall McLuhan!
• Canadian Heritage Minute: Rural Teacher!
• Media Entertainment and Technology Landscape 2020!
• Kelly Clarkson 'Christmas Isn't Cancelled, Just You"!
• Walmart Removes Sex Toys from Online Kids Section!

MUSIC CREDIT!
Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!

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