While Nazzy finds herself caught in a virtual reality battle between Mist People and Sea Monsters, Teloopa collects a young giant's boogers in preparation for attacking Mijar.
Written and Produced by Jennifer Lott
Voice Actors:
Shannon Rea as Nazzy
Ivy Lott as Child Yemilina
Jennifer Lott as King David
Lynda Williams as Queen Augusta
Tegan Lott as Teloopa
Nicole Stoner as Enelcia
Owen Lott as Wenoburt
Kenzie Stoner as Rose
Tory Lott as Toddler Giant
While Nazzy finds herself caught in a virtual reality battle between Mist People and Sea Monsters, Teloopa collects a young giant's boogers in preparation for attacking Mijar.
Written and Produced by Jennifer Lott
Voice Actors:
Shannon Rea as Nazzy
Ivy Lott as Child Yemilina
Jennifer Lott as King David
Lynda Williams as Queen Augusta
Tegan Lott as Teloopa
Nicole Stoner as Enelcia
Owen Lott as Wenoburt
Kenzie Stoner as Rose
Tory Lott as Toddler Giant
EXT – ROWBOAT ON THE OCEAN
SOUND: Opening theme music
SOUND: Monster body slam on water
SOUND: Crashing waves
SOUND: Roaring and gurgling
SOUND: Monster fish chomps
CHILD YEMILINA
My kitty is scared.
SOUND: Kitten mew
SOUND: Ghost flying
KING DAVID
But you are so brave, my dearest. You can comfort your kitten with your courage.
SOUND: Rocking boat
SOUND: Net in and out of water
SOUND: Shifting object
NAZZY
The kitten will be fine. It’s this computer getting held down by sea monsters that we need to worry about.
SOUND: Roaring and gurgling
SOUND: Rocking boat
NAZZY
I have to freeze an extinction bomb! Letting me use it will keep you alive, too!
SOUND: Shifting object
SOUND: Monster fish chomps
NAZZY
Ahh! I can’t get it in the boat. They’ll bite my hands off.
SOUND: Rocking boat
SOUND: Ghost flying
KING DAVID
I can distract them for you! It may cost me a moment.
NAZZY
A moment of what?
KING DAVID
Staying with you. I disappear involuntarily when I exert excessive energy. Here I go!
SOUND: Frenzied ghost flying
CHILD YEMILINA
Go daddy!
KING DAVID
(wailing)
Whirling, blurring through your teeth
I can wail inside your face!
SOUND: Frenzied ghost flying
SOUND: Fish monsters gurgling
SOUND: Splashing
SOUND: Pearl net rising
SOUND: Object rising from water
NAZZY
Okay. Making progress.
SOUND: Object thud on wood
SOUND: Boat rocking
NAZZY
Got it. Thanks, Your Majesty.
KING DAVID
I’m fading! Yemilina…
SOUND: Ghost disappearing
CHILD YEMILINA
It’s okay, Daddy.
SOUND: Computer ambiance
NAZZY
Same design. Five buttons deep, right?
SOUND: Five button pushes
NAZZY
This one?
SOUND: Mist People Ambiance
MIST PEOPLE
Correct button.
SOUND: Rattling box
SOUND: Fish monsters gurgling
NAZZY
Hope this freezes fast.
SOUND: One button push
SOUND: Freezing energy
SOUND: Freezing metal
CHILD YEMILINA
You froze the Box of Doom!
SOUND: Kitten mew
NAZZY
Well, at least that’s done.
SOUND: Roaring and gurgling
SOUND: Monster fish chomps
SOUND: Rocking boat
NAZZY
They want this back! I have to let it go.
MIST PEOPLE
Our computer.
NAZZY
Can you really carry it home? I know it’s covered in pearls, but your hands don’t look that strong.
MIST PEOPLE
Pull lever.
NAZZY
Why?
SOUND: Mist people swooping
NAZZY
Why are you rushing at the lever? What does it do?
SOUND: Virtual reality lever
SOUND: Desert sands woosh
SOUND: Gasping fish
SOUND: Flopping fish
NAZZY
Whoa! What happened to the ocean? Those giant fish are flopping and gasping.
MIST PEOPLE
Dry ocean.
NAZZY
It sure looks that way. Dry as a desert.
SOUND: Ocean waves
NAZZY
Doesn’t sound dry, though.
SOUND: Hand dipping in water
NAZZY
Feels wet. Is the desert just an illusion?
MIST PEOPLE
Virtual dryness.
NAZZY
The fish don’t seem to think so.
SOUND: Gasping fish
SOUND: Flopping fish
MIST PEOPLE
Suggestible brains.
SOUND: Gasping fish
SOUND: Flopping fish
NAZZY
Wait, so their mental perceptions can overpower their physical awareness? That’s bigger brains than I gave them credit for. Are you sure you’re not the mean ones?
MIST PEOPLE
Fish thieves.
NAZZY
Well, I suppose they did steal your computer. Still, you could trick their brains with something less…umm…
SOUND: Kitten mew
CHILD YEMILINA
Breathe, big fish! You’re still in the water! Breathe your water!
SOUND: Flopping fish
SOUND: Gasping fish
NAZZY
You could make them think they’re somewhere else in the ocean and the computer is gone. They’re really panicking right now.
SOUND: Flopping fish
SOUND: Gasping fish
NAZZY
Wait a minute…Yemmy…you told the fish that it’s still in water. So you…
SOUND: Rowboat bobbing
NAZZY
Oh, this is awkward. Looks like I’m reaching for nothing. Maybe it’s better to feel for the oars with my eyes closed.
SOUND: Rowing
NAZZY
Yemmy, what do you see from where you’re standing?
CHILD YEMILINA
Nazzy, I see you in a boat.
NAZZY
And what’s around the boat?
CHILD YEMILINA
The ocean.
SOUND: Hand dipping in water
NAZZY
I can feel the ocean, and I can hear it…but all I see is dry land. Are you sure you’re seeing the ocean with your eyes?
CHILD YEMILINA
I see everything with my eyes.
NAZZY
You haven’t been plunged into the virtual desert reality…why?
MIST PEOPLE
Young brain.
NAZZY
It’s because she’s young? Does that mean all children are unaffected?
SOUND: Flopping fish
SOUND: Snapping jaws
SOUND: Tail slap
SOUND: Virtual reality lever
SOUND: Tornado wind
NAZZY
(gasp)
That big fish jumped on the lever! It’s reprogramming the illusion.
SOUND: Whirling mist people
NAZZY
The ocean is back…but the sky…whoa…
MIST PEOPLE
Tornados everywhere!
NAZZY
I see them. It feels like my hair should be whipping around, but it’s not. Yemmy, look up. What do you see?
CHILD YEMILINA
I see a sunny sky. Why are the cloud faces so scared of the sky? Don’t they like the sunshine?
NAZZY
They feel like they’re being thrown around in a storm.
MIST PEOPLE
Find lever.
NAZZY
It’s hidden. The whole boat is tornados.
MIST PEOPLE
Small boat.
NAZZY
I know. But the lever is small, too, and there’s so many levers. I can’t feel which is which.
MIST PEOPLE
Stop tornados!
NAZZY
Yemmy, can you show the Mist People—
MIST PEOPLE
Kissing fish.
NAZZY
What?
SOUND: Flapping fish
SOUND: Kiss
SOUND: Splash
NAZZY
Little Yemmy! No!
SOUND: Rowing
SOUND: Flapping fish
SOUND: Kiss
SOUND: Splash
CHILD YEMILINA
I found baby fish. Babies need my lucky kiss.
NAZZY
Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to waste your lucky kisses on anything with scales?
CHILD YEMILINA
I kiss baby mermaids at home.
NAZZY
Well, right. Technically, yes. I meant anything that is all scales. Like fish. Or dragons. You haven’t kissed baby dragons, now have you?
CHILD YEMILILNA
No.
MIST PEOPLE
Bad fish.
SOUND: Flapping fish
SOUND: Kiss
SOUND: Mist people ambiance
MIST PEOPLE
No kiss.
NAZZY
Uh, Little Yemmy, I believe these big fish are kind of like the Mist People’s dragons. Think how upset people back home would be if you started giving good luck to—
MIST PEOPLE
No princess.
SOUND: Mist people ambiance
SOUND: Wind rush
NAZZY
Wait, no!
SOUND: Powerful wind
SOUND: Pearl ropes thrown
SOUND: Body slam on rocks
CHILD YEMILINA
Ahhh! I won’t kiss them. Let me go!
SOUND: Pearl ropes tightening
MIST PEOPLE
Princess lying.
NAZZY
She’s not lying. She’ll stop.
MIST PEOPLE
New child.
NAZZY
Don’t you have children of your own who can tell you what’s really happening?
MIST PEOPLE
Solid child.
NAZZY
(sigh)
I already have a bad reputation for kidnapping children. Just let Yemmy go, and we can—
MIST PEOPLE
New child.
NAZZY
(frustrated)
I’m not fetching another child for you.
MIST PEOPLE
Hostage wait.
CHILD YEMILINA
(crying)
Let me go! Let me go!
SOUND: Ghost appears
KING DAVID
(angry wails)
CHILD YEMILINA
Daddy!
KING DAVID
Release my daughter!
NAZZY
See? Now you’ve got an angry ghost on your hands. Bad move.
SOUND: Ghost flying
KING DAVID
I will batter the air molecules out of you – you pathetic breezes!
SOUND: Frenzied ghost flying
SOUND: Mist people ambiance
SOUND: Air clashes
MIST PEOPLE
Mean king.
NAZZY
Oh, I see how it is. How about this: mean time traveler is going to let the mean fish and the mean king defeat you…unless you let the princess go.
SOUND: Mist people ambiance
SOUND: Fish snapping
SOUND: Ghost flying
NAZZY
Well…?
MIST PEOPLE
Mean Nazzy.
SOUND: Ocean waves
EXT – EDGE OF FOREST – APPROACHING MARKETPLACE
SOUND: Vivicord
SOUND: Forest ambiance fading out
SOUND: Marketplace ambiance fading in
SOUND: Footsteps
QUEEN AUGUSTA
It is entirely the Time Meddler’s fault. Every misfortune I have ever suffered can be traced back to her selfish impulses.
TELOOPA
This should be good.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
It started when she was a child playing with time. She used to steal my gowns from the past.
TELOOPA
So that you wouldn’t see the stains her parents couldn’t get out in the present. She was protecting them.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
If you’re implying that she was a good daughter, it’s the only good thing she’s ever done! Mijar would not have betrayed me if it hadn’t been for her.
TELOOPA
You’re not going to land the logic on this.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
It’s in plain sight without my saying a word, but I will spell it out for you. The Time Meddler has done things to my past without my knowledge. Things that have weakened me. She molded me into a generous and trusting employer. Without her interference, I would have seen the glint of rebellion in Mijar’s eyes long ago and had him justly executed.
TELOOPA
Wow.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Must my poor daughter fly from death for the rest of her life, Sorceress?
TELOOPA
I’ll fix the wolf-people eventually.
SOUND: Bubbles popping
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Are you sure? You still haven’t stopped those bubbles from coming out of your ears.
TELOOPA
They’re wearing off.
SOUND: Giant footsteps approaching
ENELCIA
I’ve brought our favourite giant, as requested. Stop here, sweetie, before you trample any merchants or wagons.
SOUND: Giant footsteps stop
TODDLER GIANT
Hello. (3 Tory Inspiration: 123)
TELOOPA
Great. Talk him into lying down. I need to weaponize his boogers.
ENELCIA
Wait a minute, I thought you just wanted him to hang out with us. Be part of our team.
TELOOPA
He’s unreliable. Always going home to his mommy.
TODDLER GIANT
Me love mommy. Me love grandma. (Tory Inspiration: 300-314)
TELOOPA
Exactly. You can’t be on standby as a living booger cannon if you love your family so much. Wait…do your mom and your grandma have lots of boogers, too?
TODDLER GIANT
No! (Tory Inspiration: 1343)
TELOOPA
Too bad. Come down here with that nose of yours. I need a big sample to do my best replicating magic.
TODDLER GIANT
(scream) (3 Tory Inspiration: 132)
ENELCIA
You’re scaring him.
WENOBURT
It’s okay, baby giant. Your boogers are more powerful than the bad guy.
TODDLER GIANT
Bad guy? (Tory Inspiration: 1444)
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Yes, young subject. It is your duty to donate your bodily fluids as needed to defend your Queen. Bring your nose down here.
SOUND: Magic flag waving
TODDLER GIANT
Pretty flag! (3 Tory Inspiration: 214)
TELOOPA
Please, Your Majesty, stop waving that flag like a wand. It’s embarrassing.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Is this oversized child not also time-displaced?
TELOOPA
No, we’ve just got one of those.
WENOBURT
I’ll donate my boogers, Your Majesty! Mine are as big as a giant’s! See?
SOUND: Nose blowing
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Too much helping. Ugh. Go hunt for worms.
WENOBURT
I’ll hunt at once, Your Majesty.
SOUND: Running child
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Surely the Time Klutz has left plenty of time-displaced adults scattered throughout my kingdom. If I wave my flag, I shall discover them.
TELOOPA
Oh, so now you’re hoping she’s been helpful?
SOUND: Fairy arrives
SOUND: Fairy wings
ROSE
Mijar is setting up majmeters at the castle ruins.
ENELCIA
What’s a majmeter?
ROSE
They measure levels of magic. Fairies use them to find flowers that have been enchanted.
TELOOPA
My mother used one on me when I couldn’t make my cereal fly around.
ENELCIA
Wait…you can’t levitate cereal?
TELOOPA
I was three.
ENELCIA
Oh. Harsh.
TELOOPA
Right?
QUEEN AUGUSTA
That’s what ‘Reclassifying Ceremony’ must mean. He’s ranking Wilzerlott citizens according to magic instead of nobility. How ridiculous!
TELOOPA
Anyway…my sample?
ENELCIA
Lie down, sweetie. It’s okay. I’ll get a big sack of wool for your head…better make that three big sacks.
SOUND: Fading footsteps
SOUND: Distant dragging sacks
SOUND: Distant “Hey!”
SOUND: Approaching footsteps
SOUND: Sacks dragging closer
ENELCIA
Three gold for the wool merchant over there. Anybody?
SOUND: “Come back here!”
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Never mind, peasant. It’s a matter of kingdom security.
SOUND: Flapping dove
SOUND: Cooing dove
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Yemilina, is that you?
SOUND: Pecking dove
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Ouch! Don’t peck at my scalp, darling. Let’s talk about this. Does anyone here speak dove?
ENELCIA
Uh…me! She wants you to pay the wool merchant.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Are you sure? Where did you study bird lan—
SOUND: Pecking dove
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Ow! Ouch! Oh, give him four gold just in case.
SOUND: Jingling coins in purse
ROSE
I’ll take it to him.
SOUND: Fairy wings
SOUND: Fairy departing
ENELCIA
Okay, sweetie, lie down now. Teloopa will be gentle. I promise.
SOUND: Bubbles popping
TODDLER GIANT
Bubbles! (3 Tory Inspiration: 229)
TELOOPA
That’s right. Come get my ear bubbles. I get your nose.
SOUND: Giant body settling
SOUND: Squishing pillow
TODDLER GIANT
Me comfy. (3 Tory Inspiration: 234)
ENELCIA
Good. I’ll stroke your eyebrow while Teloopa extracts.
TELOOPA
Won’t take long.
SOUND: Clinking jars
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Whoosh
SOUND: Wet Suction
SOUND: Rattling jar
ENELCIA
Whoa, that’s a lot. Um…do your sinuses feel okay without all that snot?
TODDLER GIANT
Frog tickle. (3 Tory Inspiration: 241)
SOUND: Frog croak
ENELCIA
Oh. Sorry, my frog baby is hopping all over you. Come back, baby.
SOUND: Tether
SOUND: Frog croak
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Did you harvest enough, Sorceress?
SOUND: Mucus sloshing in jar
TELOOPA
Yep. I’ll keep it in here until I can conjure up a cannon.
SOUND: Jar lid screwing closed
SOUND: Running child
WENOBURT
I have your worms, Your Majesty!
SOUND: Wriggling worms
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Ahh, they’re not for me! They’re to keep you busy.
TODDLER GIANT
(laughing) (3 Tory Inspiration: 149)
WENOBURT
(worm chant)
SOUND: Wriggling worms
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Away, child! And take that vivicord with you!
SOUND: Vivicord
TELOOPA
We need it here. It’s still recording us for the cave people of the future.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Nonsense! I’m putting an end to this documentary right now. Vivicords belong with the birds and the beasts and with children who touch worms. Shoo, both of you!
WENOBURT
Come on, vivicord! I’ll show you all the bugs I found.
SOUND: Child running
ENELCIA
(fading out)
You know, Your Majesty, this documentary means a lot to your daughter. Maybe if you show her project some respect, maybe even help her work on it while she’s a bird…it would help.
SOUND: Vivicord footsteps
SOUND: Vivicord
SOUND: Footsteps stopping
SOUND: Bugs crawling
WENOBURT
Look at all the beetles under this old cart, cave people. Oh, you can’t look. Listen! Right here, vivicord, lean nice and close, so they can hear.
SOUND: Loud bugs crawling
SOUND: Time travel arrival
NAZZY
Hi, Wenoburt.
WENOBURT
You’re back!
NAZZY
Briefly.
WENOBURT
We have to go tell everyone you’re back. Everyone’s been wondering if you’ll ever come back.
NAZZY
Of course, I’ll come right back. But not right now. This is an emergency.
WENOBURT
Do you need me to slay a dragon? Hi-ya, hi-ya, hi-ya!
SOUND: Sword swipes
NAZZY
Your dragons will have to wait.
SOUND: Time travel departure
SOUND: Approaching footsteps
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Wenoburt? Where are you? Come out, child. It’s been brought to my attention that my daughter is emotionally invested in this documentary of hers. Your voice is part of that, so…I’ve decided to tolerate it a bit longer. You may speak in my presence again.
SOUND: Footsteps
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Wenoburt? Come out, I say! Where are you hiding? Under this cart?
(grunt of exertion)
SOUND: Cart overturned
SOUND: Running footsteps
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Help!
SOUND: Fairy arrival
SOUND: Fairy wings
ROSE
What’s wrong?
SOUND: Overlapping running footsteps
QUEEN AUGUSTA
I can’t find Wenoburt. He’s gone! Sorceress…
TELOOPA
I’ll throw out a search spell.
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Searching spell
TELOOPA
He’s not in Wilzerlott.
SOUND: Giant footsteps
TODDLER GIANT
A bad guy come-ed. (Tory Inspiration: 1504)
QUEEN AUGUSTA
That must be it. Mijar must have done something!
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Track magic
TELOOPA
No spells cast here in the last five minutes. It wasn’t Mijar.
ENELCIA
Wenoburt was just here with the vivicord. We can play back the recording and listen for clues.
SOUND: Distant wolf howls
TODDLER GIANT
Boo again on the bad wolf. (Tory Inspiration: 1057)
SOUND: Cooing dove
SOUND: Running wolves
SOUND: Fairy wings
ROSE
Fly, Princess! Fly!
SOUND: Flapping dove
SOUND: Wolf growls
QUEEN AUGUSTA
My poor baby. I’d best get on my Pegasus and keep an eye on her.
ENELCIA
Remember, you said you’d say goodbye to the cave people. For her documentary, remember?
TELOOPA
The wolves are getting loud, so now would be good.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
(bracing breath)
Alright. Thank you for listening, primitive cave people. If we are not poofed out of existence by a mad mage, or reduced to such chaos as makes speaking impossible—
ENELCIA
And if we’re not eaten by dragons.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
That goes without saying.
SOUND: Louder wolf growls
ENELCIA
(shouting)
Lean closer to the vivicord!
SOUND: Vivicord
QUEEN AUGUSTA
(louder)
You shall soon hear more. Wish us prosperity.
ENELCIA
It’s ‘luck.’
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Very well. Wish us leprechauns.
SOUND: Closing music