Wilzerlott
#22: Big Batch of Vengeance
Returning to her own time in Wilzerlott, Nazzy walks into Teloopa's vengeful plans for Mijar.
Written and produced by Jennifer Lott
Voice Actors:
Shannon Rea as Nazzy
Tegan Lott as Teloopa
Jamie Oates as Mijar
Lynda Williams as Queen Augusta
Jennifer Lott as Yemilina
Owen Lott as Wenoburt
Ivy Lott as Child Yemilina
Tory Lott as Toddler Giant
Nicole Stoner as Enelcia
Jennifer Lott as King David
Returning to her own time in Wilzerlott, Nazzy walks into Teloopa's vengeful plans for Mijar.
Written and produced by Jennifer Lott
Voice Actors:
Shannon Rea as Nazzy
Tegan Lott as Teloopa
Jamie Oates as Mijar
Lynda Williams as Queen Augusta
Jennifer Lott as Yemilina
Owen Lott as Wenoburt
Ivy Lott as Child Yemilina
Tory Lott as Toddler Giant
Nicole Stoner as Enelcia
Jennifer Lott as King David
EXT – MOUNTAINSIDE NEAR ENCHANTED FOREST
SOUND: Opening theme music
SOUND: Mountain winds fading out
SOUND: Vivicord
SOUND: Dragon lying down
SOUND: Dragon snoring
SOUND: Dove cooing
SOUND: Giant footsteps on rocky soil
TODDLER GIANT
Uh-oh! Sleeping dragon.
SOUND: Dove cooing
TODDLER GIANT
Princess bird? Princess like dragon!
SOUND: Giant footsteps
TODDLER GIANT
Nice dragon, nice dragon, nice dragon! Friendly. Friendly!
SOUND: Dragon snoring stops
SOUND: Dragon growl
TODDLER GIANT
No, dragon! Not so loud. My evil twin is coming. My evil twin will eat all of us! (2 Tory Inspiration: 7)
SOUND: Dragon growl
TODDLER GIANT
That all me want to say. (Tory Inspiration: 245)
SOUND: Giant footsteps fading out on rocky soil
SOUND: Vivicord running
SOUND: Giant footsteps fading in on forest floor
SOUND: Forest ambiance with frogs fading in
SOUND: Sap bugs buzzing
TODDLER GIANT
Bad bugs!
QUEEN AUGUSTA, TELOOPA, ENELCIA and ROSE
(distant laughter)
TODDLER GIANT
Funny grownups.
SOUND: Cottage door opening
SOUND: Footsteps
ENELCIA
(giggly)
Hey, sweetie? Yoo-hoo, up there! We seem to have forgotten something about the princess. Sappy-happy party, wooooo! Your big body can’t be too flooded with sap yet. Do you remember the princess thing?
TODDLER GIANT
Princess bird.
ENELCIA
What?
TODDLER GIANT
Um, you not listening to me. Princess bird!
ENELCIA
Oh, good idea! Thanks, Sweetie!
SOUND: Footsteps
ENELCIA
He thinks we should get the princess a bird for the baby.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
(giggly)
A nightingale perhaps? Shall we get an enchanted one? Lullabies only?
SOUND: Laughter
SOUND: Cottage door closing
TODDLER GIANT
Silly grownups!
SOUND: Giant footsteps on forest floor
TODDLER GIANT
Where smart grownup?
SOUND: Forest ambiance fading out
EXT – TINY ISLAND ON THE OCEAN
SOUND: Ocean waves
SOUND: Mist people ambiance
SOUND: Monster fish chomps
NAZZY
Okay, so we can all agree that tentative peace can begin by excluding the following from your communications: ‘liars,’ ‘fools,’ ‘weaklings,’ ‘thieves,’ ‘cowards,’ ‘stink clouds,’ ‘salt fiends,’ ‘gutless fog,’ ‘scaly guts,’ ‘toxic fumes,’ and ‘bad fish.’
SOUND: Mist People ambiance
MIST PEOPLE
Stupid fish.
SOUND: Sea monsters roaring
SOUND: Tails slapping water
NAZZY
Should I add that one?
SOUND: Flapping fins
SOUND: Typing
NAZZY
Okay, and no ‘stupid fish’ or ‘brainless dust puffs.’
WENOBURT
How are the giant fish talking, too?
NAZZY
It’s the computer, Wenoburt. See? They know how to type with their fins.
SOUND: Ghost flying
KING DAVID
Best not introduce the children to computers, Time Meddler. Their present is a million years from the cave people era that will ignite non-magical technology.
CHILD YEMILINA
The computer isn’t magic?
NAZZY
It sort of is. People have to build magical effects with material things in the future. Magic born in people’s bodies doesn’t resurface after our extinction.
WENOBURT
We still become extinct? But you froze the Box of Doom!
NAZZY
It must happen in a different way, eventually. Otherwise, cave people never would have evolved to become the technologically magical humans we send this documentary to.
CHILD YEMILINA
How do we become extinct, Daddy? Did you see it in your long, long ghost life?
KING DAVID
I was slumbering through the global events, my dear. I awaken for personal things, like your smile.
NAZZY
Anyway, since no one was any help in getting us to the root of the feud here, I think it’s safe to say that you could both start fresh. If either party can remember why the fight began, speak or type now.
SOUND: Mist People ambiance
SOUND: Monster Fish chomps
SOUND: Tail slap
CHILD YEMILINA
Maybe the Cloud People wish they could rain. They’re jealous that the giant fish get to live in water.
MIST PEOPLE
Not clouds.
NAZZY
But it’s what you look like. That’s a good guess, Little Yemmy.
MIST PEOPLE
Hate rain.
WENOBURT
But I bet you wish you could shoot lightning, don’t you? You would be so much cooler if you had storm powers.
MIST PEOPLE
Not cooler.
WENOBURT
It is so! Can we add ‘boring’ to the list?
SOUND: Flapping fins
SOUND: Typing
WENOBURT
The fish agree.
MIST PEOPLE
Crazy fish!
NAZZY
Okay, Wenoburt, that’s enough helping. No ‘boring,’ and no ‘crazy.’ The No List is final. Yes List only now. Yes to divided territory…shouldn’t be too hard, since it’s naturally divided already. Yes to baby sanctuaries. A lost child in an in-between place – like a cursed island – will be protected by both sides until the family can retrieve them. Family members are allowed to cross territories until their child is safely home.
CHILD YEMILINA
Do you want me to kiss your cloud babies? I kiss all babies equally.
MIST PEOPLE
Not clouds!
NAZZY
Okay, okay. She’s not trying to offend you. Come on, you have children, right?
MIST PEOPLE
Polite children.
SOUND: Kitten hissing
NAZZY
Well, I happen to think these kids have pretty good manners, too, considering the circumstances. They’re far from home and doing their very best to help you with your problems.
CHILD YEMILINA
(singing)
Be calm…always be calm…
MIST PEOPLE
Peace acceptable.
CHILD YEMILINA
My song worked!
SOUND: Flapping fins
SOUND: Typing
NAZZY
The fish agree. Best of luck to everyone. I’d better…whoa…
SOUND: Time Travel arrival
PRESENT NAZZY
(gasp)
It’s my future self!
PAST NAZZY
No, you’re my future self. I don’t remember coming here, so it must be future.
PRESENT NAZZY
I’m not your future. I would remember coming here twice at the same time.
WENOBURT
Why are there two Nazzys?
PAST NAZZY and PRESENT NAZZY
It’s complicated.
PAST NAZZY
You snatched Little Yemmy right out of my mission to fill her adult self’s absent years with lucky kisses.
PRESENT NAZZY
I’m sorry, Past Self. I don’t remember those trips. I just detected her there when I went searching.
PAST NAZZY
Well, we were almost done. I guess we can leave the last month of babies unlucky. The universe needs balance, right?
MIST PEOPLE
Time chaos.
SOUND: Mist people ambiance
PAST NAZZY
What are these misty beings?
PRESENT NAZZY
Long story. You probably shouldn’t know.
MIST PEOPLE
Excessive knowledge.
PRESENT NAZZY
Exactly. It gets a bit—
MIST PEOPLE
Erase memories.
PAST NAZZY & PRESENT NAZZY
What?
SOUND: Mist people swooping
SOUND: Laser activation
WENOBURT
Hey, you’re not boring after all! Your computer has lasers!
SOUND: Mechanical arm moving
CHILD YEMILINA
Why is the laser pointing at my head?
SOUND: Ghost flying
KING DAVID
It’s alright, darling.
MIST PEOPLE
Princess erase.
SOUND: Laser memory removal
CHILD YEMILINA
(giggle)
My brain is floating.
SOUND: Mechanical arm moving
MIST PEOPLE
Nazzy erase.
SOUND: Laser memory removal
PAST NAZZY
Whoa. What the—?
SOUND: Computer powering down
PAST NAZZY
What am I doing here? Did I move Child Yemilina to a distant future?
PRESENT NAZZY
That was me.
PAST NAZZY
Did I move her at all? I swear the last time I saw her she was in her castle showing me the Queen’s secret portal behind the throne.
CHILD YEMILINA
That’s the last time I saw you.
PRESENT NAZZY
(gasp)
The gaps Teloopa found in our brains!
PAST NAZZY
What?
SOUND: Mist Ambiance
MIST PEOPLE
No tell.
SOUND: Kitten mew
MIST PEOPLE
Brains explode.
PRESENT NAZZY
Nothing, Past Self. Forget I said anything. Just take this Little Yemmy and her cat back to their castle in their time. There’s no need to sort out when things criss-crossed.
PAST NAZZY
We never do sort those things out, do we? You’d think we’d be experts by now.
PRESENT NAZZY
Never going to happen.
PAST NAZZY
Come along, Yemmy.
SOUND: Ghost flying
KING DAVID
Goodbye, my angel.
SOUND: Kitten mew
CHILD YEMILINA
Bye, Daddy. Bye, Wenoburt. Bye, Other Nazzy.
SOUND: Time travel departure
NAZZY
Will you be okay without her, Your Majesty?
KING DAVID
I will go into my ghost slumber until my next meeting with Augusta. Thank you for the visit, Time Med—Nazzy. Thank you.
NAZZY
You’re welcome.
SOUND: Ghost departing
NAZZY
And I’ll take Wenoburt back to…well…
WENOBURT
Your time! Please? I want to slay dragons while Sir JP is gone. Please, please, please…
NAZZY
He’s gone?
WENOBURT
Did I forget to tell you that? That’s why I’m taller. I’m the new dragon slayer.
NAZZY
It seems I interrupted something important. Alright. We’ll go back together.
SOUND: Time Travel departure and arrival
SOUND: Marketplace ambiance
WENOBURT
We’re right by the armory. Thanks, Nazzy. I can get a new sword.
SOUND: Retreating footsteps
SOUND: Stone door sliding open
SOUND: Rummaging in swords
SOUND: Sword unsheathed
SOUND: Sword swipes
SOUND: Stone door sliding closed
SOUND: Approaching footsteps
WENOBURT
What’s that weird maze doing there?
SOUND: Enchanted maze ambiance
SOUND: Echoing footsteps on hard floor
SOUND: Rustling dress
QUEEN AUGUSTA
Mijar? Where are you? You must see reason now!
SOUND: Cape whoosh
QUEEN AUGUSTA
How is it I keep seeing your cape, but you’re never there when I turn the corner? This marketplace feels so small. It can’t be, though. I must be getting somewhere. Where does the forest begin? The mountains?
NAZZY
Your Majesty? Are you trapped?
WENOBURT
Queen, why are you running in circles? I will save you!
SOUND: Child running
SOUND: Body slam against a wall
SOUND: Enchanted maze ambiance
SOUND: Body slump
SOUND: Sword drop
NAZZY
Are you okay?
WENOBURT
I failed to save the Queen.
NAZZY
Don’t be so hard on yourself. It looks like a powerful enchantment.
QUEEN AUGUSTA
(panting)
If I just run a little faster…
(groan)
NAZZY
Oh, there’s Teloopa. Who’s that in the cape?
SOUND: Cape whoosh
MIJAR
(evil laugh)
SOUND: Fading footsteps
TELOOPA
(calling out)
Okay, tough guy. You’ve got your maze jail for the Queen, very cute. Do you have any idea how hurtful you’re being right now, acting like I’m not even worth a trick mirror? Why don’t you come over here and tell me how helpless I am? Come on! You can’t possibly be afraid of me anymore. I’ve wasted all my spells.
SOUND: Approaching footsteps
NAZZY
Hey. What did I miss?
TELOOPA
Really? You’re back now? We just spent a whole day laughing our asses off over baby clothes, and the princess has a ticking time-bomb in her womb. Where were you before the sap bugs attacked?
NAZZY
I guess I could have calculated better. Where is Sir JP?
TELOOPA
Up there. Helping us taunt Mijar.
SOUND: Dragon flying
SOUND: Dragon breathing fire
SOUND: Cape catching fire
MIJAR
Ah, not my cape! No! Keep your fire to yourself!
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Water spurting
SOUND: Dragon roaring
MIJAR
Isn’t there another dragon slayer to put you down? Dragon slayer! Over here, please – I need a dragon slayer!
SOUND: Dragon roaring
NAZZY
That’s a dragon!
TELOOPA
Yep. New look for him.
NAZZY
Sir JP is a dragon?
TELOOPA
We did that already. Don’t bore the cave people.
NAZZY
Okay, sorry. One more, though. The princess is…?
TELOOPA
Pregnant dove. Human embryo.
NAZZY
Yikes.
SOUND: Retreating footsteps
TELOOPA
I see you brought Wenoburt back. Where is he going?
SOUND: Pegasus whinny
SOUND: Saddle movement
WENOBURT
I’m going to get that dragon!
SOUND: Sword swipes
SOUND: Pegasus flying
SOUND: Dragon growl
NAZZY
Wenoburt, no! Get off that Pegasus. Can’t you tell it’s not a true dragon? The Pegasus would never fly that close if it was.
SOUND: Dragon growl
SOUND: Sword clatter
WENOBURT
It knocked my brand new sword out of my hand!
SOUND: Dragon growl
WENOBURT
(whine)
NAZZY
It’s Sir JP!
WENOBURT
He gets to be a knight and a dragon? It’s not fair!
TELOOPA
Just keep the Pegasus close, kid. We need it for the princess to outfly some wolves once she’s human.
SOUND: Dove cooing
SOUND: Distant wolves howling
NAZZY
Wolves are after Yemilina?
TELOOPA
Yeah, and I’m not all that versatile right now, so Enelcia is fetching giants for back up.
SOUND: Approaching footsteps
NAZZY
Why…?
TELOOPA
(whisper)
Never mind. Mijar is finally giving in to the close proximity banter. He’s almost here.
SOUND: Approaching footsteps
NAZZY
He’s the Queen’s ex-royal sorcerer, isn’t he? Is he causing trouble?
TELOOPA
Arrh, catch up on your own. You’re a time traveler.
SOUND: Footsteps stop
SOUND: Cape whoosh
MIJAR
You are right to acknowledge your helplessness. Wrong to imply I was ever afraid of you when you did have power.
TELOOPA
Ouch. I feel small and ordinary.
MIJAR
You can’t even make potions now. The ingredients are useless without your magic.
TELOOPA
I keep potions in stock.
SOUND: Glass hitting flesh
SOUND: Liquid spill
SOUND: Magic gas inhaled
MIJAR
(groan of pain)
What have you done to me?
TELOOPA
Wouldn’t you like to know.
MIJAR
Ahh, my head! My head must hurt from knowledge you’ve smashed out of it! I know all potions!
TELOOPA
But you don’t know this one. I invented it.
MIJAR
(groan of pain)
TELOOPA
Talking really grates, doesn’t it?
(tonelessly:)
Feel my toneless words.
MIJAR
(groaning)
Why…how…it hurts so irrationally!
TELOOPA
I got mad at some bards once. They refused to stop singing. I brewed up a big batch of vengeance. Now they get headaches whenever they can’t hear music, and so will you.
MIJAR
Sing! I beg you!
TELOOPA
Nope. I don’t sing. Guess who does, though?
SOUND: Dove cooing
MIJAR
The bird! It doesn’t sing right. Be a parrot!
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Transformation spell
SOUND: Parrot squawking
MIJAR
No! Arrrrhh, be a duck!
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Transformation spell
SOUND: Duck quacking
NAZZY
Oh, no, no, no, that can’t be good for the baby.
MIJAR
Ahh, I can’t think! Which bird sings?
TELOOPA
Birds squawk. Humans sing.
MIJAR
I can’t do it, no…compliance spells need so much refreshing. It’s too much! Ahhh, my own talking hurts!
TELOOPA
Then shut up. She doesn’t need a compliance spell to sing. She just needs sap bug bites.
NAZZY
But the bugs can’t be good for her eith—
TELOOPA
(whispering)
I don’t have a transformation potion. Don’t blow this.
NAZZY
Uh…it’s true. Summon sap bugs. Once she’s human, she’ll sing.
MIJAR
Arrrghh!
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Summoning spell
SOUND: Sap bugs buzzing
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Transformation spell beginning
NAZZY
Yemilina!
SOUND: Running footsteps
SOUND: Transformation spell ending
YEMILINA
(gasp of pain)
SOUND: Multiple sap bug bites
SOUND: Dress rustling
YEMILINA
(singing)
Thank goodness I’m still clothed,
I thought feathers were my dress,
I’ve heard such wild rumors,
Are my insides a mess?
(gasp)
Nazzy!
NAZZY
Hi.
YEMILINA
(singing)
I missed you so!
What should we do if my baby’s a bird?
NAZZY
I actually heard. Your father said—
YEMILINA
(singing)
You spoke with my father?
How is he?
NAZZY
The same.
YEMILINA
(singing)
Shall we dance with glee?
Choose a baby name?
NAZZY
Later.
YEMILINA
I feel under-attended,
Nurse! Waiter!
NAZZY
Bodyguard?
YEMILINA
(singing)
Or lard!
Seeds?
A pie of what my bird baby needs?
NAZZY
The wolves are—
YEMILINA
(singing)
They’re going to charge,
But giants are due!
NAZZY
That’s true.
YEMILINA
(singing)
I’m sorry I’m singing over you!
NAZZY
It’s fine.
YEMILINA
(singing)
Enelcia, your timing’s divine!
SOUND: Giant footsteps
ENELCIA
Who needs magic shields when you’ve got enormous legs! Very spell resistant!
SOUND: Cape whoosh
MIJAR
No!
SOUND: Running footsteps
SOUND: Cape whoosh
SOUND: Body grab
YEMILINA
(sing)
Let go!
MIJAR
I’m keeping you right here where the wolves can see you.
SOUND: Dragon roaring
MIJAR
Ha! Roaring won’t set my cape alight. You won’t try anything else with me this close to your lady and your baby. There’s no fire shield around them.
SOUND: Dragon roaring
MIJAR
(evil laugh)
YEMILINA
(singing)
Leave my dragon-man alone, you pest!
It’s hard on him when he can’t do his best!
MIJAR
My headache is easing. I can do anything!
YEMILINA
(singing)
You can’t be King!
NAZZY
Try not to sing.
YEMILINA
(singing)
Because he wants me dead?
NAZZY
It’s clearing his head.
YEMILINA
I’ll cover my mouth. Mmmm-mmmm-mm-mmmmm!
MIJAR
No, you don’t!
SOUND: Scuffle
YEMILINA
(grunt)
(singing:)
How dare you pull my hand away!
Villains should gag! You cannot stay!
MIJAR
Your mother is trapped, but—
YEMILINA
(singing)
I don’t care!
You can leave her there!
MIJAR
—but I’ll make her a window, so she can watch the wolves get you. That’s for sure.
YEMILINA
(singing)
The wolves will rip out your headache cure!
MIJAR
I’ll summon bards. I don’t need your scorn.
YEMILINA
(singing)
Nazzy can see to it you’re never born!
MIJAR
Good point.
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Zap attack
NAZZY
(short scream)
SOUND: Body jumping aside
NAZZY
How about we don’t draw attention to me?
SOUND: Howling wolves
YEMILINA
(singing)
She’ll dodge you every time, you Klutz!
You’re not the first tyrant to zap her thus!
SOUND: Running wolves
SOUND: Growling wolves
SOUND: Giant footsteps
MIJAR
Back away, giants! Your circle of legs may block the wolves for a minute or two, but I assure you they’ll chew through even your tough hide to reach the princess! She’s not worth the injuries!
YEMILINA
(singing)
The wolves will jump at our giant friends,
Giant legs like trees without branches,
This is how my survival tends,
Fleshy shields improving my chances!
SOUND: Buzzing sap bugs
YEMILINA
(singing)
Will bards truly appear? Is that a cinch?
A mage with a migraine is less of a pain.
What of the buzzing – why won’t he flinch?
Won’t sap bugs interrupt his reign?
SOUND: Sap bug bite
MIJAR
(quick laugh)
No…they can’t possibly affect…me…
SOUND: Multiple sap bug bites
MIJAR
(laughing)
Why must this market square be so ugly? It’s ridiculous. These giant legs need more colour!
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Beautifying spell
SOUND: Giants protest
WENOBURT
Whoa, rainbow giants!
SOUND: Giants protest
MIJAR
(laughing)
You’re gorgeous! Just trust me.
TELOOPA
Ooo, I’m going to enjoy this.
SOUND: Giants grumbling
ENELCIA
It’s okay, guys. Your skin is still spell resistant, even against him. Look, the rainbows are already fading.
SOUND: Growling wolves
MIJAR
How those wolves slobber! They’re so shaggy and dirty. They need gloss in their coats. I’ll spruce them up.
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Beautifying spell
SOUND: Whining wolves
SOUND: Horse and wagon passing
MIJAR
Ohh, my poor head – la, la, la! That’s what it wants! The horses need bells! Shiny silver bells!
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Beautifying spell
SOUND: Jingling bells
MIJAR
Princess, your dress is too plain. Stand back now, let me see…
SOUND: Footsteps
SOUND: Magic staff
SOUND: Beautifying spell
MIJAR
Perfect! Must dash.
SOUND: Cape whoosh
SOUND: Retreating footsteps
SOUND: Dress rustling
NAZZY
That does look better.
YEMILINA
(singing)
I’m free of his grip.
Shall we take a trip?
NAZZY
No rush. He’s gone to decorate all the merchants’ wares with glitter and ribbons.
SOUND: Distant magic staff
SOUND: Distant beautifying spells
SOUND: Distant merchant protests
SOUND: Distant Mijar laughter
NAZZY
So, how many installments have you recorded while I’ve been away?
YEMILINA
(singing)
Seven, as of today.
NAZZY
Well, then we’re due for a Q and A. Please send us your questions, dear listeners. We’ll do our best to answer them next time we get a quiet moment with the vivicord.
YEMILINA
(singing)
It’s a great time to pause our documentary,
And answers all your queries,
About dragons, boyfriends, bird-babies,
Grudges, spells, and berries!
NAZZY
Berries?
YEMILINA
(singing)
For my baby!
Cherries maybe!
NAZZY
Okay, we’ll get some snacks.
SOUND: Pegasus flying
WENOBURT
I have the Pegasus!
SOUND: Footsteps
TELOOPA
Okay, Wenoburt. We’re giving that ride to Nazzy and the princess. You’ll have to stick with me.
WENOBURT
To slay dragons? Teleport me to them!
TELOOPA
I can’t teleport right now.
WENOBURT
When can you do it?
TELOOPA
Don’t know. I figure Sir JP could do some fire torture on Mijar until he gives me that information.
SOUND: Dragon flying
TELOOPA
(calling out)
You’re good with that, right?
SOUND: Dragon roaring
TELOOPA
Don’t give me that look. The giants can scoop up the flammable little bystanders for you. Carry them out of the way.
SOUND: Dragon snorting
TELOOPA
He’s game.
ENELCIA
I’ll get on the bystander removing.
SOUND: Frog croak
ENELCIA
You stay in there, baby. No hopping out of Mommy’s pocket while she’s directing big feet. You’ll go squash!
SOUND: Frog croak
NAZZY
Wait, is Enelcia’s baby still a frog?
YEMILINA
(singing)
You’re starting Q and A early?
Yes, the elf baby still croaks.
And Sir JP is still burly,
I even think he’ll get my jokes.
NAZZY
That’s the spirit, but…don’t you miss him being human?
YEMILINA
(singing)
I’ll be bright and fluffy as a pom-pom
Email Wilzerlott at gmail dot com!
NAZZY
They might not catch that. Please email your questions to wilzerlott at gmail dot com.
YEMILINA
(singing)
That’s better!
Much clearer!
It couldn’t be greater!
SOUND: Pegasus landing
SOUND: Giant footsteps
ENELCIA
Get some height! The giants are moving. More gaps for wolves!
SOUND: Giant footsteps fading out
SOUND: Wolves growling and snapping
NAZZY
Up on the Pegasus. Hurry!
SOUND: Saddle movement
NAZZY
You too, vivicord, up you get!
SOUND: Vivicord
SOUND: Pegasus whinny
SOUND: Pegasus flying
NAZZY
Don’t worry, fair listeners. By the time we resume with our Q and A installment, Yemilina will have stopped singing.
YEMILINA
(singing)
To hell with the Sap bugs biting bliss,
Your answers won’t be sung like this!
SOUND: Wolves howling
SOUND: Pegasus flying
YEMILINA
(singing)
Where can we hide? What should we try?
The Pegasus doesn’t know where to fly.
NAZZY
Let’s go to my house. Dragon-proof walls might also be wolf-proof.
SOUND: Pegasus whinny
SOUND: Saddle movement
NAZZY
Farewell, cave people of the future. We’re looking forward to your questions. If we are not eaten by dragons—
YEMILINA
(singing)
Or wolves!
Oowoooo…ooooo-ooooo-ooooo….
SOUND: Pegasus flying
SOUND: Wolf howls fading out
NAZZY
You shall soon hear more. Wish us luck!
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