This month we apologize to every movie we slandered in previous episodes as we cover director/writer Uwe Boll's Blubberella.
Blubberella is a half human, half vampire woman fighting Nazis with rebel forces in the early 1940s.
If that makes it sound interesting, it's not. It's racist, sexist, homophobic, and gross. The holocaust jokes are so wrong, only to be topped by Uwe Boll's cameo as Hitler. It's sad to see Michael Paré and Clint Howard in this. How does Uwe Boll keep making movies with actual stars in them? There's blackface. Twice! It's in the 40s, but Blubberella uses a laptop and cell phone because, funny? The best parts are two firefights, which make up about 90 seconds of this 97 minute stinker. We struggle through talking about this thing, trying to make sense of why it even exists.
Enjoy our suffering as you decide will you stay clean, or will you soak in this Corpse Tub.
Movie image courtesy of IMDb.com.
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Logo artwork by Mario Wendorf IV
Blubberella is #140
This month we apologize to every movie we slandered in previous episodes as we cover director/writer Uwe Boll's Blubberella.
Blubberella is a half human, half vampire woman fighting Nazis with rebel forces in the early 1940s.
If that makes it sound interesting, it's not. It's racist, sexist, homophobic, and gross. The holocaust jokes are so wrong, only to be topped by Uwe Boll's cameo as Hitler. It's sad to see Michael Paré and Clint Howard in this. How does Uwe Boll keep making movies with actual stars in them? There's blackface. Twice! It's in the 40s, but Blubberella uses a laptop and cell phone because, funny? The best parts are two firefights, which make up about 90 seconds of this 97 minute stinker. We struggle through talking about this thing, trying to make sense of why it even exists.
Enjoy our suffering as you decide will you stay clean, or will you soak in this Corpse Tub.
Movie image courtesy of IMDb.com.
Twitter: @wearecorpsetub
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wearecorpsetub/
Instagram: @wearecorpsetub
Email: wearecorpsetub@gmail.com
Logo artwork by Mario Wendorf IV
Blubberella is #140