Where is Zach LaVine Being Traded?

White Sox season aspirations are sky high with their new hands team (shout out Reese McGuire).   Chicago Bulls prepare for an early playoff exit by preparing to retool their roster.  So long Zach Lavine? 

And where in the playoffs is Lebron James?  Spoiler alert: It's on his diamond crusted couch eating Flaming Hot Sour Cream Ruffles.