Fractured Penis and Family Sex Conversations (Guest: Danny Williams & Sheena Gray)

In this episode we we discuss a friends post I came across where her father fractured his penis banging her mom and the dad is 60yrs old. Such a painful situation and but interesting conversation! Hope you guys enjoys, laugh your ass off and realize old peeps are are still banging it out!!


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Which one is worse STD or pregnancy? Pregnancy? That's an easy thing. Get rid of an STD and get rid of the kid too. And not with these laws. I guess. That's true. That's very true. But certainly, he can't get rid of either. I really take the take the kid What's going on everybody. Welcome back to another episode of whiskey and uncensored. My name is Eddie Lopez and I'm gonna be the host of this debauchery today where we discuss sex relationships and anything crazy in life all while drinking our whiskies today I cracked open the Knob Creek number nine nine years age 100 Proof first time drinking it not so bad got a little bit of a bite for me. I'm used to drinking on the 80 proofs but I guess every now and then we got to grow a little balls and you know grow some hairs on your chest. Today I have my buddy Danny Williams back in the studio along with Miss Sheena gray this time in studio pa ye you and Mr. Danny Williams. What are we drinking on today now sir, because it looks like you got your a mixture of concoction there. Well it looks like I have some cranberry juice which I probably shouldn't have put it in there with it but some George George Dexter George DECOs tickle. Jacob, George deputy mitt but you met with us you made a mix whiskey with cranberry that's that's a different combination there but well, I felt I was feeling a little dehydrated. So had it mix in the cranberry juice Lee hydrated and hung over a little bit of both party dup last night. No I did. I was in bed like 930 Oh yeah, you are old. kind of suck but it was cool. What did you do yesterday that kind of wore you out? What was yesterday Friday chasing the child? No, I was holding my daughter but I wasn't chasing her. You know she was watching TV in my room. And that way yeah, you huffing and puffing, no. catching your breath. Who chow down when I tap my shoe. I was huffing and puffing and what about you miss Sheena? What are you drinking today? vodka soda splash or cranberry? Hey guys, she's not on the white claw this time I got some shit on that one. Quickly with the white cloth she stepped up for game to be your other basic drink is the cranberry club soda and vodka and white club No no no white club you know obviously because there's no white claw in his house so it's not going to happen inside his house. So but you know she at least drink you know stepped up her game a little bit. Welcome to the show. Yeah. So what's going on guys anything happening interesting today anything going on that way before we get into the discussion of what I want to bring up anything interesting? Well there's some good football games going on right now good football games but nothing today but we do have a hurricane coming here in Florida. We have to prepare for it so I was out getting gas and getting water and getting meat on the homestead so that way I'll prepare when the cat five hurricane comes his way. It'd be no damn cat. But if you're gonna be like, I actually posted something today talking about all these hoarding hoarders that are going to hoard all this gasoline and waste everyone's time I mean my fucking lawn service guys need the gas and I need my my yard cut. Now everyone's great generators. Guys out Listen. Listen, all these motherfuckers work from home they don't need gas tank for the cars now the guy couldn't do grass Hill work from home yeah, well that's why I'm saying like they're disrupting my lawn service. Like he needs to come cut my grass and he needs gas. But you don't need gas you don't need five gallons or those five bare gallon whatever barrels of gas just to hoard it to your house like not needed I'm not doing that and put gas in my truck. I'm not getting where you're gonna go to if it's a hurricane you're gonna stay home same thing but I'll always run low on gas because I don't go anywhere. So let me fill my truck up which I haven't done I've not filled up and I can eat last time I put a full tank of gas in it but I put I put a fourth and you guys Chuck How are you not feeling that bitch I don't go anywhere. Okay, well that's okay. So we have two vehicles if you go somewhere I'll take my wife's vehicle and that mine smart. So she gets 35 miles per gallon I get 15 Do the math. No. Yeah, that's true. But still I mean I went today because somebody here needed a sprite so I went picked up a sprite but the lines in the gaskets are long as hell I'm like, This storm is not here to Wednesday if it if it Even comes our way. It's just driving me nuts that everyone goes frantically crazy looks like it is and apparently the stores Publix and all them places are out of water. Yeah. Like most houses have to in a hurricane. Yeah, right. Most houses have a water filter in their dam frigerator why don't they just fill up bottles that they have in their house? First of all at your bougie my refrigerator does not have a water thing on it or icemaker. So, you got to do the water speak. It feels wrong. I do not have an old school refrigerator. Freezer on the fridge list. And that isn't that is not a Bougie thing. That is not I've seen it at your house. What kind of frigerator Do you have? Do you have a water spigot on yours? She's the icemaker. Yeah, can you Oh, can you open one door? And his refrigerators? Definitely more bougie than mine. Absolutely. Oh, fuck I hate on my refrigerator. He's just Just saying. We're not hating. labeling it for what? The frigerator was here before I was here. So that wasn't me. I'm just inherited. I'm surprised you don't have the one. I think Samsung makes it we can touch the outside of the damn frigerator and see on the inside the damn thing. Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. No, I'm not gonna lie that bitches that was on my list. Now it's probably but the price aka the price tag is not going to happen for me. So anyways, so you don't want your or at least I should say em. I don't want my hurricane rant. I guess what I'm saying what's funny is people like you that know people like me. So we're gonna get started this way. People you know, they go Oh, it's a cat one is a cat two is going to be okay. Good. And next thing you know that somebody's a cat five and you fucking roof go. Now, I mean, we don't eat autunno by now, man. We don't stress out till it gets to about a cat for cat five and cat five. Okay, we're gonna probably get a little worried but one through three. And that's just another storm for us. An everyday storm. I really when they say cat four, I leave. Where do you go? Back home? Go North Carolina, and then get stuck in that traffic jammed up in the highways. I never coming back. I've gotten caught in the traffic but not leaving. But do you live? Shoot by the water as well of water. Yeah. But how exactly how many miles? Are you from the water? Like 2025? Yeah. All right. Have you been through a storm yet? Out there? Have you witnessed here on the West Coast Way more than it has ever on the east coast. So you've never so you've never experienced a hurricane? Yeah. I mean, not that not what I thought it was going to be. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's that's exactly right. Everyone, you know, yes, they are scary. They are if they are the strong ones, right. But the baby hurricanes that come through and they're not. I mean, it's just we haven't had anything crazy, especially on the East Coast for the last since I've lived here. So yeah. So maybe one day you'll get to experience a we experienced what I mean, I'm perfectly okay. If I don't. We experienced three or four that one year back to back to back. Yeah, that was losing the building. Yeah, where we were working. They just stay in the building and work. You know, don't go anywhere. Just continue working and it's fine. Okay. Thanks, sir. In America, your roof may be gone. But it'd be okay. You ain't going anywhere. The building is safer than the rows. Right. Okay, fine. But please don't stop working. Continue working. And you got a we survived her t shirt. T shirt just for working. Thanks, guys. Thanks, corporate America. Wow. Yeah. So, but anyways, it kind of wanted to bring up something that I saw on social media feed, which I thought was crazy, but also something that almost would fit this podcast. Have you ever had a discussion with your folks in regards to their sex life? Or if they're sexually active or anything to that effect? Like, you don't talk to your folks about their sex life, if you know or they ever talked to you about their sex life? Now my mom, I mean, I joke with her every now and then, you know, she was she was she was saying she's going to be going to see a man about a horse. I'm still not sure what that actually means. If someone knows it actually means please let me know. Because my sister says the same thing. Gonna see a man about a horse. Well, usually, usually the horse got some big big so I see a man we're gonna go see a man with a pony. As far as my mom, I mean, I don't really talk to her about that even growing up obviously. I never did. My dad went around so I didn't really need to ask him about it either. So okay. So so yeah, so the I'll give a background of the the feed post that I saw was that she got a call from her mother explaining that something was wrong with her dad in his private parts area. His big toe and his private parts. your big toe is your private part area though, are you telling somebody anyways, only fans, so she got a call from her mom saying that something was wrong with her dad and his private areas. So she went, took them around to all the doctors and stuff and found they know when they went to their actual family doctor doctor tells them that no, this is an actual emergency, you need to go to the hospital. So she's all frantic, they go around, get to the hospital, she drops him off, gets home and I guess the mama decides to call her up and says, Listen, I don't know how to bring this up. But your dad fractured his penis during intercourse with me last night. So, so I just wanted to give you a heads up that, you know, that's why he's not doing so well right now. So and apparently her dad's 60 years old, never had any surgery or anything like that. So now her dad's headed to Tampa General to have surgery on a fractured penis. Because they was getting in pretty good. So it begs the question exactly what positions were they possibly getting at at six years old that you can still do? pretty decently and reverse cab? Reverse cowgirl? That were the word that maybe his dick could have slid out possibly and indifferent back as well to these hit getting harder. Good. And then he come out and I've done that before. And like you know, it hurts pretty bad. So at least you did that. But you never fracture. No, no, no. So apparently, it's a surgery procedure that in order to repair I guess whatever you possibly how do they repair it? I don't know. That's a good question. Because I know damn, well, if I'm gonna have surgery on my penis, I'm like, Hey, can you also enlarge that bitch at the same time, they probably could. Let's make that bitch to my knee. Let's go ahead and hit that. I mean, if we're going to do the surgery, I'm going to be out. Let's go ahead and make the surgery worth it. Let's repair it. But let's also extend, repair and extend maybe repair and extend. Because I'm trying to think when they go to the vast difference. Turns as difference when you ejaculate. There's a small bone in the penis, but it's a flexible bone. It's not like a you know, like a calcium bone. And we haven't heard it yet. I don't think there's an actual bone bone. So, I don't know, like I said, I just figured like, I wonder how many times like people actually have conversations with their folks. And like, yeah, your daddy broke his shit. Because, you know, he was hit hard. And you know, he just I was back at that ass up and the man who he missed the whole end. To shut up. I mean, because I honestly, you know, before the show, we were having a conversation to kind of get your heads up. And I was jokingly saying, we know what up your mom was a dude, them blew up my bat. You know, he you know, he hurt me. I'm What the fuck? What do you say, whoa, whoa, whoa. Because I know, I know, for a fact, me and my brother. We've talked many times. They we my mom's been divorced. Since we were young. We were in elementary school. And we've yet to see her with a man error. Your run him off. And it may have been time off. There may have been times where yeah, she had said that she's going on date, we immediately question and stuff so well, you're shaking your head over there. So it's so messed up? Would your kids actually give you a hard time? Or do they give you a hard time when you're going out on a date? Like hey, Mom, where are you going? Yeah, exactly. So let's hear the mom's side of the house. Like, cuz you have teenagers. So what did what what kind of conversations are they having with you? Be safe. Are you? Are you using protection? Well, gross. No. I'm trying to find out conversations like this happening in your household. I mean, my eldest son will ask me, where are you going? When are you coming back? Who are you going to be with who you're either. And then we actually had a serious conversation where I was like, you're not allowed to ask me these things. Really? So yeah, I was like, you can't interrogate me. I'm a grown woman. You cannot inform your mama. I leave here I do what I do, but you don't feel the need to kind of give them some information like, you know, did you have to have that whole birds and to be conversation with them or somebody else have this conversation with them? Is that still is that still a thing? The birds and it's still a thing I don't I don't know the story we're not saying it's still a thing to talk about you with your child about is there an actual like legit story like there's a whole storyline that you kind of birds and bees? Yeah no so it's just a it's just a metaphor basically metaphor okay I always the birds and bees has nothing to do how I won't this is this is where I was always confused because I was like, well what's the story because I've gotten the story of I see why they say birds and bees because the bees pollinate things and the birds also pollinate certain things too so I'm just assuming sound like a gang but guess what the fucking gave me that. So we're teaching comes from we're teaching kids about gang bangs is what we're saying or do you know, okay, that's what you meant to sound like everybody's pollinate. So everyone skeet skeet and on things. And what do you think the SEC sock is with kids? I don't know this. Well, I've never had the sex talk. So I'm curious as to how these conversations are going. So I want to know how parents are actually having these conversations because I know my mom dad taught me all my mom said don't get nobody pregnant. Like, Well, Mom, how did you get somebody pregnant? You know, I mean, granted, I've already knew at this point, so I was already fucking watching porn at a young age but you gotta play the innocent stupid child like I don't know why mom just do condoms on the bed. And I was like, hey thanks, Mom. What type of condoms really? Now back then was the lifestyle tuxedo con lifestyle? Yeah, the rib tone or the lifestyle? Tuxedo, the black one? The black, the black? So he's like inconspicuous? Yeah. Now the magnums I got got it to those later on in life let's let's not let's be real human rocking the Magnum so when I get home I take a pigeon picture that my Dicks out there doing that you got to take a picture you have condoms if you're married. Sometimes you know they look crazy very good question it's a little crazy every now and then. Oh see? Oh wait like crazy like other people God Oh no. No condoms because I'm gonna have to call the wife up on this because she'll she'll I think she's on the pill. She still uses me now thinks she's on here. I want to find out think she is you trying to have another kid or no? No, not right now. Okay, so but it's even nicer Yeah, went to the DOP Oh, we might want to happen no the key we're getting older though. So now now the I'm trying to figure out how and we're just so when you if you do use a condom or when you do use a condom? Do you accidentally like take it off every day? Like you know like back in the day you slide it off and like yeah big. Yeah, I You saw me put it on but then I took it off. I've tried a few times. I'm trying because the sensation is not the same but is that because I know you know? And we know my story. I you know I hate bucking condoms. I hate condoms. But we know you put a condom on it's like, instance suffocation on that Dick like you just go from rock car to completely. It was so funny because when we start trying to have a kid didn't take long. Maybe OOF man. I tried a month I tried for a month No, I couldn't do it. Then I found out I really couldn't I can't imagine using condoms being married. Yeah, maybe it would I mean that makes it all the time just depends on what's going on. Every time you say that I'm thinking inventory get count every night like 10 condoms in here. Last time we had sex with the column there is eight were the other two I don't take any when I leave the house or if you do you better replace the same exactly one with the same lot number that you know what? That's probably why they have lot numbers on these things because these girl hate me detective like a lot. 17 serial number blah, blah, blah. The sequence is off, bitch. You're busted. Right? Well, shady shit. Okay. Okay, Captain Angel over here. I mean, everyone you know knows every now and then people men do stupid shit. You know, not intentional. Alcohol happens. Women happen. Women are the seducers. Right. You got the microphone. Let's hear this. This is why we have you here. I'm just marinating on what you're saying. Use us that shit. Later. Motherfucker. You know what you said earlier? You forget. You forget we keep this shit in our head. This shit doesn't go away ever. So anyway, So anyway, so back to the initial, the initial question was, so you'd never had the conversation with your kids even me having sex, or just conversation about sex in general with your kids. Like, the birds and the bees. My dad for apparently my ex had the conversation with my oldest son. Okay. Are you there to listen in? I didn't want to be a part of it. I mean, so that way, making sure we got anybody pregnant yet. So here we are nice. 20 years old. So so far, so good. All right. What about the other two? My daughter we have had pretty open conversations me and her have a very good relationship. So we've had fairly open conversations. And the youngest, not yet. So do you think you'd be awkward? You think it would be weird having a conversation with your boy and talk to my son about sex? Yeah, but they gotta know Right? And like, like, Listen, this is where you know plenty of stuff. He's almost 15 years old. Yeah. Like I'm probably slides in someone's DMS every now and then or have you tried? Have you tried to check his web browser history just to make you want to not go into you know, wanting to see exactly what he might be into? Like where you can have your ex husband talk to him? Maybe if he's working? No, no, no, nobody wants to talk to him. Nope, no. Wow. Okay, but back to like the whole like, hearing about your parents. And you asked if my kids asked me Yeah, since I'm single, so my daughter did have a funny joke she was like oh, why don't you just have them jump out the window like you know our age we do not jump out windows okay. Like whoa you jump on the wrong foot the window you realize you're the second story like oh shit, it happened. A new fire escapes on the second story need a hip replacement? Come out with a broken hip or broken toe or something until the broken leg broken you coming out on a broken toe nobody would have broken Well, I guess it could if you put a little one of those little spleens or whatever as a split split on that bitch be nice and hard the entire time. You gotta worry about that biscuit and soft. That's true. The looks on your face right now. You gotta you gotta understand you're gonna be in new studio. You're gonna hear some foul shit. So you're gonna have to know the conversation was had within the last couple of days where I literally said no, no toes that's my No it's rarely my only No, I don't wait toes in my kuj I mean, like you might have a sharp toenails or something because they'll cut your toenails. You know what's funny? Yeah. athlete's feet and your fungus you know? Yeah, have a coochie out there foaming at the mouth and shit. That's going to do I don't know if you got a big toe in a toe. Penis basically is like you know if you gotta you know gonna make it work something everyone makes it work right? I'm pretty sure a micro penis is larger than a toe. I don't know. I don't have one so I don't know how to compare that so her penis or two will be drama only fans I can show you that. Drama only fans pretending inanimate please subscribe I ain't gonna lie. I've actually really considered do I want to start off only fans but what am I what would I put on that bitch so my toe? I'm actually thinking of something right now to do I've thought about is like the past month I'll let you know if you Yeah, you finally get to put yourself out on social media have to face though. Yeah, but you had to promote it on social media. Go to your only fans. Oh, yeah. That's the caveat. Changes thing things. Yeah, well, I can put my Pina on Facebook. No, no, no. Particularly call it sausage party may do dogs anyway, anyways, anyways, just shave a blue so about you know. So to wrap up that initial thing, so there's nobody really hadn't had conversations with their parents about their sex life or whatever. I mean, would it be awkward? I mean, do you don't feel comfortable enough to talk to you folks about even your sex life like I would I mean, even like the situation. My mom has a friend She's her being her friend with the horse. No. Oh, but I did is friends. Right? I will mostly talk to my sister about. Well, everybody talks to her siblings about sex. Right. But my mom, I mean, or at least talk to siblings about sex. I don't need to, you know, do you talk to your dad about sex? Yeah, I've had conversations to my dad. I've had conversations with my mom about my, you know, because they know, I'm single, possibly a hoe? I don't know. So some things, you know, we sometimes we talk about, you know, because every time I say, Oh, I'm going to hang out with so so like, yeah, you're hanging out with them, you know, but I may have shared a few photos too. With with your mom and dad, no, you know, what, you know, just like, hey, this is the person who's gonna hang out with I don't know where you guys would just go with that. But I'm just saying this is the person because we were talking about sex. And yeah, and there may have been another photo beside that photo that could have got swiped out by accident. So it wasn't intentional, but they may have seen photos. So why is your eyes like opening up? Listening isn't shot, but you know, there are you know, I have had conversations about sex about my sex life before. Jokingly a lot and a lot of times I do it in a joking manner. Like, oh, yeah, me and her. We was fucking just good at it. And you know, my mom would be like, I don't want to hear this. I'm like, you know how it was done. You know how you know how babies are made. And you know, dads and sons would be able to talk about it more than what I think I do grew up more with my mom, because I know it my mom will actually just took it hate it. So I just do it just to give her a hard time. And I know she ain't dating right now. Sounds like, Mom, boy. Let me tell you what I got last night. Well, you ain't had you ain't had nothing in 20 years. She's probably thinking son if you only knew you know what? Let me tell you right now. It's true. My bubble you fucking busted if I thought my mom's getting dragged down by somebody. And I she could be she could be that professional player laying. Good. Dig down and like, oh, motherfucker. What your mama looking at? She'll look. I guess I never seen nobody in my house. But my mom was ill. I kind of don't live there. I'll put security cameras around that because you don't even know watch. Some dudes go by my mom's house. I got my brother took them to a you don't have the pleasure. So sex. Oh, I didn't say that. But she can take care of that herself. Why not? I mean, that's why they may need that calm, you know? Perfect. I need to get a hold of them. I need some sponsorship from Adam and eve.com Because I have spent so much money with them. Adam and eve.com If you're listening, I need sponsorships. I need money. Are you going to start doing reviews? I do have a public should. I do got a bunch of toys that we recently use it I could throw some good reviews on there we we who? Just just wee wee wee wee. Wee French? You better be French. Hey, you just got us the right little brother. About you. I'll say you pass it in your bow. Not me. When? I don't know. I'm just saying no. And actually, I have actually. Actually, I have had a colonoscopy about a couple years ago. Wow. All right. So so check this out. So I was listening to my buddies. Obviously you've probably heard but he's Brad and Mike over there on the daily BIA. And they were talking about pet peeves with their friends and stuff. And I kind of knew you were coming today. And I was like, You know what, that's an interesting idea to bring up. Pet peeves in regards to your friends. Mr. Williams. I'm going to ask you first. Okay, I know you got some pet peeves. What are your pet peeves with me? Let's let's do Yeah, give me your at least three of your pet peeves with me because I need an end because I can say listen to your episode. Today's like this is a good topic. I've never discussed pet peeves with a buddy. Let's hear one. You always cry. You come up with these bitches pretty quick, though. So. Hold on a second, I would say let's get you wait. Let me give you a few minutes to think about this shit. Shit right at the end of tone. Okay, so let's hear me I gotta say it made me several. The seven to three. Okay, let's see what you got now. Yeah, he's talking about oh, I'm broke. I'm broke. I'm broke. But uh, you guys bought some stupid shit. Every time you don't feel man ain't got no money next thing you know you bout to have fucking two damn GoPro cameras assumption this is somebody that okay, I'll give you that we'll still that's pretty much it. Oh definitely be wild but nothing. I mean everything's everything's good stuff when you give your shirt to any well that's not a Pepe i know I'm saying that sounds like that really? Am I thought trigger you tomorrow? Well I got a few of them and that's pretty much it that's pretty much it okay not many well then I'm a good friend so I'll get on peoples nerves now you know I'll probably get on your nerves because I call you said it takes you all the time. Well, we're gonna go to my pet peeves right now I will tell you and yes that is one of my this mother this motherfucker will text you and then if you don't respond to his text and we've kind of had a brief discussion before, he will call you but he don't give you time to respond. He will call you like he didn't see my text that was what's happened. Or he will just call you without even texting just like it was like man you know you couldn't text me I was watching a movie you know that's my thing like nobody calls anymore not Mr. Danny Williams Danny Williams will call you I'm a personable guy he personable guy I literally I text people before I call Can I call you well all right not Mr. Danny Williams Mr. Danny Williams will text you then he'll call you or he'll just straight call you without even you being aware like puck here we go. And then luckily at least we got you know caller ID shit Hold on let me call this motherfucker back later because it's gonna be an hour phone call. We do not talk on the phone. lol Come on, bro. You know you love me 10 minutes I can pull up my call log and show you there has never been a conversation. Less than 30 minutes. Bullshit. I call bullshit. I put my phone my phone in it I pulled the log right now phone log. But now looking at these a just the compensation stuff. I'm calling about half of it is about the sheet. He wants to talk. I'm trying to get you to go somewhere on a vacation there. So notes you know this one here? Oh, okay, I'll give you this one. This one was 16 minutes. What day was it? Yesterday? This was fucking what time is at 343 Okay. So they're on a Friday so the next car 25 minutes. Okay, well, the next 142 See what day was that? That was Wednesday we had a softball game we had the flu well you barely talked maybe that we were talking after the game or so probably. But what I'm saying the conversation the reason they could talk for a while which I you know, which is fine but yeah, Danny is a caller I'm like, let's retire phone calls. We can just text now like talking on the phone. Not everything can be through text though. That's my pet peeve at work. Who's on this in a too? Damn paragraph two paragraph whatever in the message am I just calling answer the question to ask the question. Now you know those long paragraph tests are probably done on a laptop computer they're probably they're not done on their hands yes no no because yeah cuz I cried No, I can take open on my Mac here and open up my message and just type away the text so people probably just getting carried away but I'll tell you my other pet peeve with Mr. Williams was this motherfucker will forget names you tell this motherfucker name and it's true for five fucking times in a conversation. Well if that was that bitches name again. I just told you like five minutes ago. I know I know wasn't paying attention. Like that is like remember name drives me nuts. I have to even when we were doing events we were DJing events and stuff like that. And he was like it What was it bride's name again and we got to talk this right here like five minutes you still don't remember her name. Should be okay. Should be okay. Yeah, I don't remember names either. No ain't good names. In my in my last pep three. Oh, Hey out there but like I said I had some time to think about this when I heard like I said these listening listening to you know the daily via if you guys never heard the deal if you guys need to check them out my buddies over there they're fucking hilarious man they'll they basically post up a pod it's a 30 minute pod. So it's a quick pod, right? So but they post up every day, and this is their most random shit so it'll just give them it'll get my ideas turned like, you know, that's something that could probably even talk about so yeah, but yeah, if you guys haven't checked them out, check them out the daily BM and there we are the daily bm.com Are they paying some money? But we're good friends. They talk about me all the time on their shows. So it looks good to him. But anyways, but my third pet peeve, Sir Yes. From a third Pepe. She I just lost my mom. naked all the time. What? No. Motherfucker, dude, I just I just went fucking blank. And I'm glad you did it. In our friendship. Holy fuck. No, seriously, I did I really do and all that talk and I just went blank. Okay, no, it will come to me. I must not be that serious. Then you recall the name? I forget names all the time. So do you recall the name of something that she was gonna say? Fuck, dude. I had it was a good one too. Ah, that fucking pisses me off. See, I got distracted by mon you didn't write it down. I thought okay. Oh, like I I start thinking of things. And then I'll forget like five minutes later I'll I'll forget. That's why he asked you if you wrote it down. Fuck no, I didn't write down. That's alright, it'll come to me in a second. So we'll put a pin in that because we're coming back to because it will hit me and I by the end of the show, we will come up and I'll probably hit you too. So check this out. Today I want to do the the five second game. We're out about halfway already in the show. So and Sheena has never done this game before. So we're gonna put her on the spot first, and then we'll go to you. And then obviously, we'll do some more hot seat questions at the same time. You know, we love the Hot Seat question. Maybe Maybe so would you rather type questions. I haven't done those in a while either. So, but so the way this is gonna work Sheena is that it can be as dirty as you want. Whatever, whatever comes to your mind first because you're gonna have five seconds to answer and spit out three answers in regards to the question. So fuck, dude, that's bothering me that that that I was gonna go, it's gonna bother me now because am I late? No, I'm not usually but that when I'm no, no, you're right. It wasn't because you're late. It's because anytime, yes, it is in regards to punctuality. It is. That's it kind of it's in that realm. It'll come to me. But yeah, I think about the first commit to it. That's it. That's it. That's what it was. Anytime that thank God. Good. Good job. See? You even though you're anytime I want to plan something to do something. It's always well, let me check with Vanessa because she might have something. And and if I can't do it, you know, I can't do it. Like, it's not it's never it's never a true statement. Because Vanessa, Vanessa will tell you that he can make his own decision he got worried about me. No, because sometimes we there's stuff that's not on my calendar. Right that I made that I mean, I know about every time you would ask us a evanesce what's going on this weekend? You know, I let me I want to you know, Danny could tell you Danny got to ask me like every single time I want to do like Daniel let me let me see but I find out that Danny is trying to be lazy about something like I'm just trying to stay in. No because I'm fucking tired but maybe it's a courtesy to his wife. Thank you. Okay, so yes, I will get I will give you that that is a courtesy you want you definitely want to you know, check with your wife but if I'm trying to go just to the bar for happy hour have a drink or whatever. Yeah, then he just doesn't want to share with you exactly that and that and I get my feelings because also my boy and trying to hang out with me for a fucking drink. That's what it was Nicosia don't steal some of your thoughts. You live 45 minutes away from me. That's the first thing I any 45 minutes. It's a good little bit of right but anyway 45 minutes. Alright, so now that we got that third pet peeve out the way, thank God that was gonna drive me fucking nuts. So. Okay, so back to the game. So I'll bring up a question. You got five seconds this passage Candace put out whatever answers you could possibly think of. Name three things. You don't want to hear your doctor say you're pregnant. For the STD or cancer, this will be three things. Okay, so we go to sexually related thing. Cancer. Cancer goes to no more cancer. I mean that's first thing that pops in my head. So you sexually active it yeah I mean so there's potentials of STDs and pregnancies and hmm okay which one's worse STD or pregnancy? Pregnancy? STDs you can get rid of an STD get rid of the kid too and not with these laws. I mean, that's true. That's very true. But certainly he can't get rid of either. I really take the take the kid well, STD would you rather have if you had to choose No, no, no if you had a kid, okay. Yeah, he's taken the kid. Std which was a gunnery key. Yeah, you can get rid of that one already. Get committee? Yeah. And get rid of herpes. No. Thanks. So let's go into remission or something. Valtrex you've seen the commercials? Yeah, that's Doctor commercials on TV. Valtrex Alright, Mr. Danny Williams your question at lupus. I mean, I could be wrong maybe based on what this is. I mean, this question it could be who's the dig? is the biggest dig know who's got the biggest? Who's an asshole laid out today? Have you heard my damn feelings? Often that Kreiner name three potential safe words. Baseball. Golf. Walking safe when you agree. Well, I still laugh SRECS on this type of golf ball. But the problem is he said what this learn words over here. That's a hard word to say strict so I want to know what kind of fucking crazy shit you gonna do and just for some sports type safe words. Because my wife knew I like sports. She doesn't like baseball and go sour use those two are two types of sports to have never ever had to use any safe words in a sexual encounter. We have not. So then you're not doing anything Isha yet. We have when we actually. I believe when we conceive my daughter. I think we had a store before I'm not sure. Maybe we're I think four of us at this wedding. Yeah. But that's not kinky shutdown. Unless y'all did like orangey type, you know? I wasn't. Oh, that's what I thought you were gonna be scary shit. They're cool. But now I had a different story. But uh, go ahead. So no kinky shit with the wife after all these episodes. Hopefully you've listened to on the ones that you haven't been to you listen to all of them in air quote, motherfucker. You haven't done any of the kinky shit that I've we've advised you on any information, all this helpful knowledge and information that we have provided, particularly from Adam and eve.com We need to get to Adam and Eve because I don't think we have it. Usually we do a date night if my daughter's out there. We actually should be having another date night pretty soon. And she will stay at my sister's house or someone else's house and we'll have a good time. We need to get that in is I mean for real that you need to get that that bed tiedown set? Yeah, I don't need that car. The chicken actually entire down now let me tell you that's it. What does that link for? Do you have a link for that website? What's the name of the website? Adam and eve.com Please I'll send you the actual link to the actual actually you can get it on the website. I'll have it put up after this weekend and you can click on the link and help a brother out so you can put the link in on my website Yes, whiskey in uncensored.com Okay, go to the merch page and you can find all accessories that we've used and talked about and discuss on the show we can do that help the show out. So yeah, but I will I'll put it up there and I'll send you that info so that I mean really it goes under your bed now like the ones that I have on my bed right now we're actually have the brackets on my bed that you can attach to but this one actually goes under your mattress and you can adjust all around the edges stuff and the strap strap your traps yeah and not not not distracting us army us No sir No sir. Sideways, but but the straps that you can use under the bed strap and that goes with the cuff and everything so it Is that Yes a trial? There you go the trial I don't have a headboard of my bed and don't say this actually goes under the bed it goes like it goes. It's got four. It's got like a little centerpiece. And then it's got four actual like brackets. Yeah, like an egg. So you can put the tool in the top of the head or tune the head or head of the bed to the foot of the bed. So you can slide around the bed and then tighten the it's all under the bed. So you when you tighten them up, you just tighten up from either side. Okay, because I have adjustable base where there's the bases. Yeah, no, I'll below when we get done. I'll show it to you because it's not under my bed right now. So because I have all the other stuff on my bed. So can you show me the practical application? Yeah, you want to? You want me to tie you up? You want to tie me up? I mean, we can we can help make it happen. Okay, will you blindfold you and see what happens? Read me. So. Anyways, just remember your safe words. Yeah. golf shirts. That's a tough one to say though. Yeah. You couldn't use any drugs. You couldn't use? You couldn't say Title List or something you weren't restriction on? I'm not. Actually I'm a big Titanus fan. I love the probably 1x They're awesome golf balls. Well, maybe we can get a maybe we can get a sponsorship from them as well. We do get a golf scramble coming up that we could use some extra assistance on. That's like a was it next month? I think it's next. Yes, I'm wrong. next couple of weeks. So yeah. All right, Miss Sheena, your next question, ma'am. Name three things that shouldn't be photographed. Um, God, I don't know. Three things that should not be photographed. Yeah. This is what pops in my mind. Pictures of people in the hospital. Like the one on Facebook and being like, Oh, my mom's about to die. Please pray for her. And then a picture of her mouth like wide open was not expecting something from that room. But okay. That's gonna find out some old services, so many clothes. Is all pale and your patulous See those posts? Like she's done already. Good. God. I can't think of two more. But because you can photograph whatever the fuck you want to photograph except for that. But it says things that you shouldn't like, you can photograph whatever but things that you shouldn't photograph. I wouldn't photograph a dead person. Yeah, that was my other thought. I already went more than with the first one. So I didn't want to do it again. What about you? What was your three would have been? I would have been like buttholes I would say dead person. No, I have. I have kind of think about the question now. And I want to say you know that type of thing, but I would say to be the Vietnam Memorial Wall. I wouldn't photograph that. Why? I just wouldn't. Okay, you shouldn't take pictures of Bumbles. By whole bowl of chocolate starfish, you know, the little tweet. Okay, well, that was guys. What I mean, to not take a picture of me. I mean, you shouldn't take a photo a bow but again, you know, I don't know. I was just thinking that's what comes in my mouth. Things you shouldn't photograph but holes but holes are not attractive. If you bleach it. Saying it's nothing that you shouldn't take a photo I mean, or a hairy ball sack or whatever. It's just something weird, man. Okay, a guy's butthole Absolutely not. Horrible. Hold on there. Hold on my butthole is not nasty, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying in general more why got make it you know, gender specific. Why is it that average man's butthole is hairy. How many males buttholes Have you seen a couple the angle with the buttholes? Do you what did you miss her out the butthole so the guys was massaging the prostate? Is that what it's called? Yeah, that's I get your prostate check. You know we just watched road trip again. The other day? Yeah. You because You never saw it right? Correct. And you know, when stiffer gets the whole? Oh, yeah, two fingers in there. And sometimes enjoy it. So pleasurable experience just like I think I'd have to be drunk. I think I would have to be drunk in order to be able to relax if I was ever to trust somebody to quote unquote middle my prostate. Well yeah, I mean, cuz you're gonna be you're gonna tense up anyway. If you're not wrong, it'd be tense, either drunk or really lubed up so either way ever need to be by OVS Okay, there we go. I mean, some guys are like, Hey, will you when you're in the middle? I'm not going to be that guy. Like, hey, put three fingers in my asshole put your finger My hands will be Yeah, and I gotta be drunk for that shit so drink up well, not a creek is getting put away right now. You might get your Creek to Shay name three things you should never tell anyone. I mean, yeah, this is the number your body count number. Okay, wait wait body count number as in how many you've killed or how many you slept with both? Okay. How much money you have in the bank? There? Okay. Um, how much money you got the bank? You might want to know. Um, I don't know. You want to discuss your financials with your significant other? At a certain point? It depends on what you mean by significant other. Okay, I'm just curious like, normally after a while you like yeah, you know, whatever. But interesting to you in you don't have a third one. I can't think of one. I don't know. What about security number don't get that shit out. Like, Oh, no. Well, the question three things you should never tell anyone. So yeah, forget stuff already. Thanks. Exactly. This is what it this is pet peeve number two of my three things. I don't know. Oh my god. You can't think of something you went out or sexual behaviors. That can be one thing. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah. sexual behaviors. No, I tell my six stories everybody I'm trying to like a random people on the street. Know what I did? That girl right there. Ciao. As if you want to download? Oh, maybe you cheated. When it's kind of synonymous to each other. me a lot of big words today synonymous. I'm pretty smart guy. You read a dictionary before you came here today. I did not. I had some decal. George decal. So we're saying the whiskey is making you smarter now. And maybe I thought the weeds usually makes you could be more creative than the whiskey from to whom Tennessee isn't helping you pronounce your that's for sure. But yeah, those three Well, I would have said places where you buried a body. But that's kind of out there. I mean, yeah, obviously. No shit. For the question and stuff like things you should never tell you a place where you buried. We live in Florida so you wouldn't bury a body but throw it in a body of water? Yeah, if you bury a body in Florida you're really freakin sick. We wouldn't have clay here. What's the clay gonna do anything you can dig deeper and get it buried pretty good here. It's too soft. Yeah. What does it decompose the body a little bit better. Oh, the clay wood. That's why we got gators if you think about the mass murders and now the buried and old school murders, they're usually up north. They also know that there's a lot of Florida to go down to Miami down in Florida going to Miami and you can find some dead bodies out there but again like she said he told me the body of water we got a lot of I'm pretty sure that Okeechobee has got a lot of dead bodies set Majan so you can lose your fuck you can get lost or just getting driving around that bitch and have bitches massive. Like surprise Florida has it sunk yet with a hole in the middle of his fucking state. Massive that state or that hole that lake if they can legally so what's your second and third? Ah, things I should never tell anyone? The body count? Where I'm where I live? Probably. You know. Yeah. You know until strangers where you live. I agree with that's my safe place where your address is 2856 Cleveland Boulevard. Yeah, okay. And my third my third thing would be if I nailed a teacher. You know, these kids these days. These kids these days that get to do these finance school teachers get in trouble because they run their mouth. Nah, son. Nah. You got lucky enough to nail your school teacher. But it keep that shit to yourself. Yeah. Because I mean, we've all done at least when we grew up, we had big advocate teachers and we had March we had the Karen's the me models teaching us and it wasn't like the Instagram models that are teaching now. I can think about right now my kindergarten teacher name. I don't know if she's still around. Obviously she kindergarten. She probably still alive. She probably in her. Somebody's 60s Probably. She's probably 20 back then. You know, five, six. issue though. We have a minute Exactly. This Miss leisure boozy, so the word should boozy. Misha boozy. That sounds like it's almost like a codename or her name. She did. I did recall. She's a blonde. They just pretty cute back then for what I recall. But now you said she was like in her 60s when he was five. None of them. I'm saying now. Oh, sorry. Teachers normally are pretty. Yeah, yeah. I remember my kindergarten teacher. Her name was Robbie. And she was gorgeous. I mean, that every period. Yeah, let me go. Well, we're gonna have a parent teacher conference. Oh, yeah, I'll be there. But that's what I'm saying. Like, but these kids these days, mostly because my first grade teacher I don't remember what she looked like. But I remember her name. Miss Principate. So, but the thing is, we didn't have the attractive teachers that we had in high school, or middle school. They wasn't no and that's what annoys me. You see all these stories with these like, kids like, oh, yeah, the teacher sexually assaulted them. Did they? Grab my, my big dig? You're trying to tell me that. That boy didn't get hard for no reason. Come on now. And he didn't his pants was all sudden just came down. slided up inside, come on, man. Like, the boy wanted to hit it and he just should have kept his mouth shut. But their kids and that also Mommy and Daddy's want to get on that. I think it's the Mommy and Daddy's are mad. Or maybe you know, the dads probably ended that like yeah, son. That's right here. The mom was probably bizarre. Like, I couldn't get that type of shit at school. And that's why they get mad. That's my opinion. But don't give it. No, I'm just thinking the mom. You're saying the mom. My mom's probably jealous that she wasn't getting like that when she was young. In school age, because usually most teachers are women. So you have no male teachers? Oh, no, we had male teachers. Not almost it was a PE coach. Pretty much. Nah. Well, we are our male teacher with either the football coach or the PE coaches basically. And now you have a lot of male teachers. Well. Anyways, either way. All right. So before we get ready to wrap up, we'll do I want to do a few of these would you rather so I was going through this list is some of these are actually pretty good. And it makes you kind of think of which options you would choose. So we'll start with the machine. Okay. Would you rather have sex with someone who speaks all the time? Or who doesn't make a sound speaks all the time, I guess. Yeah. Well, if they don't make any sounds at all, I guess. Why am I here? What about you? Same answer for you Danny. I'm gonna say the opposite. Oh, you want somebody as quiet Yes, but not you will require you don't want to hear any moans and groans the option it was one way or the other okay. Or not at all not at all because that you talking about it? Yeah, daddy give me this give me that. I'm Abbas off. Got somebody calling you. Hey, Daddy, you're done. Really? We should offer you see I don't think that the whole daddy thing does anything but I just dad would just say oh, you know, just talking a lot in general. Either tone it down a little bit. You get too excited. Yeah. Would you rather have a six in a bath or a shower? Shower? Danny that was a shower. But you can open the shower. The bath is always to wit showers wet. This is what I'm saying. Because if you try to even hit it while you laying in the in the bathtub, you're gonna probably have to stand up no sleeping you can have him sitting in your lap and in a bathtub if you got to be there. You can actually I do got a pretty good sized bath to a garden to I wouldn't mind I have a decent sized bathtub but I'm thinking about expanding that bathtub. I want to redo that bathroom but I think I would I would think I would take the showers as my as my choice. Would you rather give a receive a lap dance receive? Well, obviously we're glad you're gonna say receive but she knows that from a male or a female. Okay, female was we're talking strip clubs here. Oh, okay, then receive it. So you would receive from the strip club. You wouldn't want to give a lap dance. You're not allowed to grow if you don't work on you don't work on a date I'm sure if I had enough to drink this question is Would you rather receive slash give a prostate massage or get your butthole lit get my whole leg so give or receive a prostate massage the fingers in the app so we were just referring to or get your butthole it used to come a little bit whoa Have you ever had your about Oh look? I haven't had but I want you sticking your finger in my ass. Which I've had a dump Before due to birth for Doctor reasons, right yeah, I'm in the same boat I've had because I had to get my prostate checked but I don't you said butthole for you right now obviously you have a female prostate. Okay, just didn't do so well in anatomy I don't think I even took anatomy in school so obviously you go in with the butthole it Yeah. And actually thinking about when you when I'm cleaning myself when I'm going to the restroom, you kind of go up in the air and clean it pretty good. Right? So you kind of doing it already. Your your fingers are around you but when you clean your you know, if you go to number two, and not not and I'm not in it. Let's say you're trying to say wiping your butt like licking your butthole No, it's like putting your finger is kind of almost only way you know only what your finger is gonna go on your asshole is if your toilet paper rips when you're wiping away. Your finger slips. Like you rip you wipe it vigorously. Oh shit, you just put the finger in your ass clean right now the question is do you leave it up there? Pull it out. Because gametime decision Wait a minute is here. Let's see what this sleeve what this is about. You put that out, sir. And hopefully you wash your hands. Yeah, for that. Yeah, it's chocolate. Oh, god dammit. Back to those what are the things you shouldn't ever say to somebody? That you don't wash your hands after you wipe us. Okay, let's see. We'll do two more here. Would you rather have a finger in your butthole? Or, or put a finger in someone else's butthole that's the same damn question. I'm not family. We're talking about having similar Okay, fine. I'd rather have one in my butthole then put one and then put yours and somebody but oh, yeah, I know what shirt underneath my fingernails suck What about you? Danny? Would you rather have it in your asshole or put it in someone put in someone else's Zazzle I think I'm with you on that one too. Yeah. And the last one. spit or swallow? swallow any? was looking to see if you're going to come up with a quick cash response. Just wanted to make sure that's my dog. Yeah, he didn't respond. He was quick enough. I mean, technically, that could still be a thing for a guy. Or you asked the question like neatly No. Okay, all right. So obviously, neither one of my guests are on the socials or planning to give out their socials. Yes, I do have a socialist now. Oh, you do not have. Well, let's go ahead. Let's go ahead and hit his nonsense before we ate his call guy. So new and it's called the ticky tacky. Oh, I like the face Twitter. And I just I made a new only fans tonight. The name of it is called. balls deep. That's original for an M K balls deep. M K is the name of the only thing in sight. So please check it out. If you want to see my black balls in my shaft, black balls and Tin Tin and an anima. So please just grab that is an expensive ass only fan. It's actually pretty cheap. 99 a month? I don't know if that's cheap. That's cheap. It's gonna go for $25 Yeah, I don't know. I don't I don't. I don't do oni fans. I don't know that just sounds like expensive as hell to me. That's cheap. Said dollars. Um, but just to see someone's butthole or whatever, whatever he's planning on putting up there. What do you put up there? Possibly. How do you think these girls make so much money? And they got a fan base to date? Yeah. And then you sell different things. Like you get requests, like sell them. Your panties, or you sell them specific pictures of your ass or you doing specific things? Yeah. Okay, they made that grip though. We need to do that together. I mean, maybe there could be a market maybe we it could be that. You just can't look in the eye. We can do some things and we just can't look me. I mean, if there's money to be made, I guess I can't be shy about it. So and they don't let him tie you down to his bed. I'm gonna show you how this worth later so Alright guys, that's gonna be it for tonight. I do want to thank my guest as always, Danny Williams and Miss Sheena gray for joining me in the studio today. 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