Does Body Count Matter To You? (Guest: The Daily BM Podcast)

In this hilarious episode, we get the fellas from The Daily BM podcast to talk and open up about their opinions about partner's body count! Does body count have any effect on how you look at your partner? Does it impact if you decide to pursue a relationship with the person if you find out their body count or you have the conversation? Find out the opinions in this hilarious episode and the 5-second rule game. Have to listen to some of the hilarious responses these fools come up with at the tip of their tongue.

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What's going on everybody? Welcome back to another episode of whiskey and uncensored. My name is Eddie Lopez and I'm going to be the host of this debauchery tonight, where we talk about six sex, trans relationships and all the other shit while drinking whiskey. Today we are going to have a great one guys. I brought the idiots back from the daily VM. Do we got Bichon Brad, we got munchie Mike and absent Eric we got the whole crew today. So this is going to be a lengthy one I can almost guarantee you. But to start us off today, today I am because I got my special guest on I decided to bring the Glenlivet 15 out so the French oak reserve so we are going to be doing it right tonight. I know Mikey is got What are you on there Mike? The Balvenie single malt scotch 21 years he went legal he went 21 years Brad's no longer playing sober so that didn't last very long. I have Yeah, he really did. Just like me I'll never drink again. I don't even know I'm missing it that's the type of shit you hear basically after a hangover but his decided to last a little bit longer so we knew that wasn't good. It was a really bad hangover never drinking again. So what are you whatever whatever you drink what do you want right now Brad, tell us what you want. I have the Jack Daniels black select or whatever it is the Select Mike you actually gotten it for me. Oh, that's the single barrel select single barrel. Oh, that's actually didn't sit right here. Yeah, I was gonna I was gonna open up this basil Hayden should open the basil Hayden. Is it the French? The French Goddamnit the toast? The toasted? No. I thought about getting the toast. So that'll be my second bottle. Oh, yeah. That was good to do. Oh, he's a really good I was debating between the two God you know, but I really liked the regular. Oh, dude, it's good. You can't go wrong with either one of those. So Mike and I'm actually sold me on that. So the Kentucky straight bourbon that it's in an old fashion and it's movil fashion. It's money every almost that's that's almost sacrilege though mixing it up old fashioned, but I do so actually either. After we get to what is Eric drinking or what's the yawn? Oh, yeah, I'm on the Johnnie Walker Gold Label. Okay, I was figuring it's gonna be like a white cloth or something but Skittles in the Zima went really quick. So that's old school shit right there. Zima Yeah, people without Andorrans guy, come on now listen, I have seen a few guys actually, in some fancy little restaurants now at that. Matter of fact, the most recent one was over at STK in Disney Springs saw a couple of guys a group of guys drink in fucking white claws. I'm like, Okay, this is this is Disney Springs. Disney Springs. Yeah, SDK the straight Sure. He went right up to him and said hey guy. Hey, man, I got a question. Yeah. You guys are drinking white claws and just got a question for you. Yeah, right. Did you walk up and pull out your fanny pack and say hey guys No, no, I was there on the hot water. I love watermelon. No if I was there on my hot date, so I was not paying any attention so even though even Joe you guys decided you want to Rozay my balls was on my hiatus now that I got you all we could talk some shit about you has given me hell on a bucket vacation. Dude, I had no good podcast let's do it wasn't my life. It was it was about two episodes. It was about the last the last two episodes which is basically you trying to get like you know all the information about your girls you know preferences and whatnot. Listen to you like pick up line. out at it. He was like taking notes. Gold, so gold. So listen, right before you jumped on Mike. I was explaining to Brad and Eric that Today's episode you guys launched well depending on when this is going to go I think probably release by the end of this week at least. But today the episode of accents and assholes I promise you that was probably your guy's best episode or at least the segment with Eric going into the fucking Boston accent I literally lost my shit I thought it was going to spit my morning coffee out my car when that shit started happening especially when the imitations of the women with the Boston walking lost it so if my listeners you guys get a chance go out to the daily VMs podcast site check out accidents and athletes and I promise you you will not fucking be upset about that episode because it was probably the best one to date so far. I actually went back and listened to it twice because it was fucking hilarious like I was always at work doing something like you know what fuck I'm gonna go back because that whole segment of the fucking taxes I couldn't not just get over it I was dying in my cubicle laughing I got the new person next to me is like what the fuck is he laughing I'm like this guy this to the show but it makes the ship so much fun to do just come so natural and so easy it's just fine. Yeah, it was it was definitely a kudos to you guys. You guys knocked up the park on that one so but yeah, so I wanted to I wanted to give you guys a shit for talking shit about me about getting a new girlfriend and then I wanted to give Mike have a hard time because he's not he's actually not eating right now because every time I hear the conversation this fuckers got food in his mouth and that oh my god how much food is this fucker eating every time every time like it's always eat like you guys can't do an episode without food at this time. I can't keep for not an hour every time every time he talks or you hear a bowl or some shit I'm like God didn't eat in a day. The flavor apparently they listen and literally we went to lunch today right and we started to do a show when we got back and he literally pulls out like these salami slices and then he proceeds to shape them like look just like it looked at was like it was a rose i don't know do that look like a big fat Lizzy. Show me pull out a pocket Diddy shit I don't know at this point he just pulls it out I don't like it I think you can mark it that the pocket salami guys I don't know I mean, I mean I don't know if that'd be better than what I got right now on the time of need every now and then that the good ol flashlight so I don't know if the pocket salami. I mean, it's still it's still in there. I mean, it's hard to let it go. It's hard to go even though I have I have a good solid right now. So but it's still there's times where you get elation, right? Sometimes in the rotation you want to three so there we go. You got you got you got the pocket. The flashlight you got last your ultimate threesome right there you going like this? waving the no finger out here use this. Oh, don't piss off Brad with the no finger. Oh my god. I was listening to that episode as well today. Don't even get me started, man. Well, it's funny because I know I did have something that actually is like a pet peeve and that as well is when you see the motorcyclist this it's always you know, the guys in the crotch rocket which you couldn't figure out what the hell the word you're looking for. But his crotch rocket tracker, there you go. They call it right speed or whatever. But when I see them come in, when I see them coming into the emergency median is where I get pissed off and they start passing everybody out. Yeah, like I want to open up my god damn door or just move over. The funny thing about that is if they have a Harley, they're able to do that because their bikes are air cooled. And if they sit in traffic, they'll overheat and break down. So they're actually allowed to ride on the meeting up to the neck only up to the next exit though. Oh really can do. Yeah, because the bike cannot sit still. without overheating. It's air cooled. Oh, interesting. See, I didn't know how sockies and others are water cooled. So you're not supposed to do that. But the problem is, I don't ever see the the hogs doing right. It's always it's always bigger and I had one I had 2003 tasaki Six ZX. Six are I had, and I love that thing but I wasn't one of these idiots that was doing the stupid shit like the one on the media like I'd come home and I'd be pissed off if I saw somebody coming up and trust me. Yeah. When I listened to the episode where Brad was off bucket because like, I've been there. I wanted to kill somebody because they fucking just impatient. We're all stuck in traffic to dickhead. Let's, uh, we only wanted to pull over and kick that guy's ass. I mean, I literally I'd never wanted to beat somebody up so bad in my life, like literally get out and just kick the shit out in front of everybody. I was so furious just because that asshole, you know, I was trying to pay him a solid and give him a clear way to get around me and instead he wanted impatient little fuckstick so I was just like, oh, no, no. So and then he was grabbing a Lincoln so I mean, he didn't know what the fuck he was Mike for the day. Already have a couple of 40 seconds. Okay, I've got it. I got it within 40 seconds on the start of the show and the intro 30 seconds. See? I got it in the first 10 seconds is a book you might see I'm actually impressed that we're actually having the show today because I figured you fuckers were going to be in jail after your whole movie montage of the girls soccer team. I thought you guys were going to fucking jail when you guys went to go watched high school soccer teams. You were invited to go watch girls soccer? Yes, no. Yes but you have to okay so hold on. was the one one to wear like the pedophile T shirts just kept going bro. I was like it's just not the time. I was like I was like when I saw it and you posted some photos or whatever that you're going to soccer like these fuckers are going to jail I was gonna say you creep pose you don't want to jail. Watch out. Grady just this is this goes to show you that grainy Joe does it monitoring podcast because if not he would be like is asking would have been at the field. Okay, fuckers. Can you imagine him now look, you'd be like, okay, these two guys right here. Went to a high school soccer team. And we made sure that they didn't score. Literally. Score Mr. Garrett. checkered past. You show up. If you show up to our soccer fields, we're gonna shoot you dead. We will ask questions. We're gonna shoot you dead. Bullets in your body in your head. I'm always like when I think you should just stick to the Boston accent Derek you don't have a kid in the event. You're like, watching like Mike doing the goddamn Google movie bill right there. At the Boston accent. Yeah, please. Yeah, no. You're funny. I just take the pause everything else alone because I came to the studio for nothing. So saying is what I really wanted to say. But we didn't sit on the parent side. We sat on the coach's side is one of the parents say hey, which one is yours? I said I would like to say I haven't decided yet. Yeah, you are looking to go to jail. When somebody's gonna be waiting for your ass in the parking lot for real and it ain't gonna be the girl. It's like so when's your birthday? And you were on your what? 17 Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I guess it may make sense I mean, he's watching Love island right? So I just started with listen to that episode. Like, good God he is. Okay, if you're a girl that show and you start watching it with her it's a fucking train wreck and you cannot stop walking well when you were using when you were explaining it, it sounded like a show that I did happen to watch called too hot to handle which is Yeah, it's like that which is essentially the same concept friction right where you can't have sex restriction. Yeah, but it looks weird. This one here like nobody makes out and doesn't have sex because they're all like I don't know you like to handle they're literally like, Oh, I've met you a minute ago Let's spend $2,000 and kiss and like you know he's gonna handy for 10 grand you know, I'm not gonna lie there's a few of those that I've actually followed on Instagram they bring the hottest chicks and then like you said they bring the Rip Cut guys good looking guys, whatever. I want them to do a too hot to handle the chubby version and see what happens. I want to see the chubby guy. Basically have a bunch of fucking guys sit in the corner not fucking talking. Like this. Like it'd be like this. Hey, man, what do you want to eat? I got phileo fish over here man. What is this? What is this celery in calories sitting over here? What the fuck? Were the shit? I mean, all they do is fucking work out like literally every scene isn't working the fuck out. I'm like seriously like, be late in a rap kind of way like Damn, I should be at the gym instead of watching this fucking show Dude, it makes me feel like a badass every time I just flash you are? Yeah, that type of show. I'm already going on glass number two already here yet. Like you already are. And we haven't even got to the top. This is great. I should have brought a snack with me. But luckily I brought a protein shake just let's keep the snacks off. You don't hear me smacking? I'm like, oh, there have been a few times where I've had to actually fast forward a little bit like okay, that was too much for me right there. So that's a tribute to my wife hates people that smack with. Like, I don't want her to listen to podcast. It is definitely the worst. It's like you cringe just like oh, but but anyway. So on the show anymore, you're gonna accomplish Oh, whatever. It just got 50% less fun out Alas, all but one show. We just write the percent wait. And then he'll be stuffing his face again. Shorty, ah, it's alright, so check this out. You go. So listen, I came across this article. I'm gonna read this article. And we're gonna have discussions because I'm sure we will have some fabulous discussions on this. I came across this article from men's health. And it is it is called. My girlfriend dropped the bomb. Right. It's Jana. And just hold on. Not quite not there. But yeah, so the article starts out with. I've been dating my girlfriend 25 for three months, and my girlfriend casually dropped that she has had sex with about 30 men. Whereas I have only had sex with four women. She was the fourth. I was shocked. And since then, I've just been in my head about it. It's not even that I'm slut shaming her for sleeping with 30 men. I know that if I know that I could see with 30 women. I absolutely would. It's that I feel that she is sexually experienced. Whereas I'm not since I heard this news, I've sort of been avoiding her. And a couple of times we have had that we've hung out and made a bogus I've made a bogus reasons to leave and didn't sleep over to to avoid having sex with a man Jenna. I really I really liked this woman but I'm so in my head about not being good enough in bed and becoming another number. I feel like she's not done sowing her oats and will leave me I'm freaking out here. Please help. Sincerely low body count. I got him first Did he go lose? No, no, I was gonna I was gonna let Mike open up on this. So what is your initial reaction? Because I have questions because I have questions on this. What is your initial potential advice to Mr Low body count? Does it matter? Nobody does it matter my dear dear Mr. Low body. Obviously your girl is tired. So now she's looking for somebody that doesn't have enough experience to actually get the job done. So step up and be a man and just take care of business. Everything will be okay. Because if not there's always number 32 He was apparently he was well I guess he would have been 31 Right we told that this host did not I graduated from a bar all right, Brad, what is your initial thoughts on when you first first year this core means dilemma? Does does body count bother you? Okay, well, first of all, nobody's gonna hit my numbers. So Oh, writer are pretty bad. I can honestly say four. I'm like dude, really? Did you even do anything? So I guess my advice to him would be just to suck it up buttercup. I mean it just fucking do it. Because it's like, I don't feel like that matters. I was just talking about that today off off the show with these guys. And I was just like, I prefer it like versus a virgin or something because, you know, they at least they're experienced, you know what I mean? Who wants to fucking train somebody? I mean, that's just me. So I'm taking, making a lot of assumptions here. What do you mean? We're making a lot of assumptions. I mean, she's had you're thinking that just because she had 30 Guys means she's skilled. Maybe she's had 30 Guys, you got 30 you got you got some skills, because that means you landed 30 Unless you're I mean, dude, it's not hard. After you get your, you get your Google review by that point, right? So you either got a one star rating, I mean, any bar anywhere as a woman and raise your hand, or sexual mean, like you're gonna start nitpick and that's a different story, we just pick and I'm just saying that, like, women can have a much higher body count than men because it's not as much work for women to get a high body count. Oh, we're making an assumption that she's good. I mean, if somebody looks like Brad, then yeah, that'd be a hard time right but for someone that's for someone that's me i It's not that hard, right? I mean, just go into the bar raise my hand as well. I hear giggling in the room and I mean, damn, no kidding. What's your on the mic ox long show? Eddie now it just like said fuck it. I'm I'm gonna change the name of the game you like giggling pod nests? What about you? Eric? What are your thoughts? From what I've listened to? You wouldn't give a fuck actually. So yeah, no problem with his body cam with men. Absolutely. No, you're absolutely right. But absolutely not. There's no problem if some chick goes out there and says Hey, stop with 87 guy before you well, at least at least your experience. That's why I'm wearing a condom. Because the last thing I want to come home with or bring home with me is at seven dudes. DNA so can you do that? Yeah, we need to hear the 87 and a Boston getting off fucking wicked tough. Ah, you wouldn't believe it. I took a dump on 80 Guys chest fucking crap that to the pan. Oh, the age. Right in that turn. They stuck and I don't get my pleasure to answer questions. This is what takes me up. I try to answer a question like like without making a joke. And then I get no, I just I'm just telling you I don't care about the body count. I have a high body count. So count either so Okay, so me I don't care right you I've asked you to question What's that? What's your body? What's yours? My body count three yeah go three just saying go safe and be three I have a question the different personalities count as multiple you're gonna say three really? I dude i I've lost honestly I've lost count I've stopped would you say you're in double digit or triple digit? Not not triple I'm not triple that's yeah, he's not willing to do that he is you know I'm telling you it's a it's definitely not in the triple is I'm not close ish I do like all bullshit aside Yeah. Hiding high body count. And there comes a time though when like when you're actually trying to count and you're added up like I have insomnia instead of counting sheep I'm counting. Counting them Sheba. One slot accounts 15 I remember those lips oh no, there's another one that was a fat one up the bat hasn't been the the Alright, so Okay, so would that be a little thing to bother me with Okay, so with that being said, Have you guys ever had the body count discussions with your partner? Yeah Allah do you start with that one? Like let's let's let's talk about that. So And that went well, like, no like what the bad guys? Yeah, because we were both relatively serial relationship people so it wasn't like we had a high body count. Okay, I did kind of pick that up in that one episode. Listen to that. What was it you said he stays at the dock wait for the boat come in and even though you know, I'm fat and I make a munching sound all the time they're like I love the foods forget dinner menu. Let me show you what that's all about So Brad, conversations with the with the wife wife's the multiples have you've had? Yeah, I mean, either one didn't care. I mean, but I mean, I was completely honest and said, you know, over 100 Easy. Really? Oh, and, and that shit never came back? No argument like, What the fuck? I can? No really, honestly say no out of everything that ever any argument that ever has happened. That's not one of them. Okay, because I mean, you have to figure you know, you know, they obviously had high body counts too, because, I mean, they were, you know, single for long periods of time, especially my second wife, you know that fucking high though. And she's also she's also what, eight years younger than me so, you know, so that means she so what she's saying she's got time to catch up I don't know. She may she may have the same I don't know. I really don't care because it doesn't matter to me. You know? You would also know she comes back until you Brad I doubled that number now. I did like that sweet. That's an interesting question though. I wonder if girls ever lay around and say man i Miss Miss that Dick like that was so all the time. Oh, well have you not watched that show Sex Life on Netflix. Oh I have now that is exactly you know that is exactly where that concept of the show goes. She had a crazy fun life in the beginning. She wild and crazy and then she goes and meets Mr. Who everybody wants to be with everybody wants to marry the stable guy this guy right can get long talk. And well, apparently both of them did. But either way. She goes in this since she's has his diary, where she starts writing all these reminiscence stories and stuff and then right she happens to run into them and so you just need to go watch it was actually a really fucking like I actually it was more of a chick to type show but I was like sitting there like God damn, this is actually you want to you want to you want to dog it out. But then you sit down. You're like, Oh, hell yeah. But then the way it ended though, was like, I was sitting like, I'm like a bitch, right? Like this. Where the fuck is Season Two out there. You know, season two right now. I've been looking it up when season two coming out as an impulse to cancel that shit because that's what Netflix does. You know, there was the last I saw there was supposed to be a season two but it's has nothing's been talked about it being released or whatever. So yeah, but it's if you haven't watched it's definitely one to watch. I think I've talked about it before because it was a it was a good fucking show. So got some hot bodies in there. So guys and girls, whatever you might be into. So whatever. So I need to ask. Let me interject real quick. Yeah. So would it matter if your girl came back to you and said, Hey, I'm over, you know, three digits. On body count. With a man. I'll be honest with you. So would it matter to me? Three, three days? Probably he'll Yeah, at that point. Yeah. Are you serious and would bother you? I think it would. Yeah. Why? Why? Yeah, I don't inquire. Well. double digits be out. Whatever. When you start against this, the triple digit. Alright. How many of my friends are what's wrong? How many of my friends are in this pool here? How many? How many? How many? How many Eskimo brothers at my part of now. Like, which one she tastes for? You know, that's, it's like the numbers at Publix. When you're at the deli? That's what it looked like. It was like You are Number 300. Yeah. All right. But ya know, for me, I'd be okay in multiple digits. But when he gets toward the double digits when he gets that triple digit, I'm gonna start questioning a little bit. I mean, so 99 is saying 999 is the limit right there. It would make some fun games that always you can play that game. Have You Ever Have you ever slept with somebody in the room and everybody raises their hand? I guess that'd be the worst that if she slept with all your friends. I mean, think about it. Like, have you ever come across one of your buddies like, Hey, we're Escobal buddies, you know? I mean, yeah, all the time. yeah I won't say why. I literally say it happens all the time. I mean, I got a few buddies who were asking my buddies I mean, I'm not gonna lie. So so basically Brad saying he's a Kevin Kevin Bacon a deck, like six degrees, Brad Yeah, Kevin. I got crucified here, but let me let me ask if she mentioned that she had such a high body count when before you guys started getting into a relationship would you still consider moving forward with it? Or we just look at it just for fun and play like nothing serious? Like is this gonna be a just a bag to play with? Or how would that conversation come up though? Yeah. Are you gonna bring me suddenly there are times where conversation I have seen openers for started question like, how many sexual partners have you because it's I think what they're inquiring about is potential sexual diseases. So they're trying to figure out how many sexual partners that this new partner potentially have if they want to invest their time. So if they have if they already have a high number, are you going to still pursue it? Like, let's say if this was you know, what? Keep them from lie did I mean like, literally, they're gonna be like, five, and you wouldn't get to go? I think you're full of shit. Yeah, pretty much. I call that's where you that's what you look at. You look at her say five. Oh, you go to her Instagram. She's got 5000 followers. Like, there's no there's no fucking five here. Maybe 5000. And maybe there's a percentage of these Instagram followers will go maybe that's 5% of your Instagram followers, but all dudes like 80% guys. Oh, dude, have you? Come on? Even? Most women like my ex. My ex is the one that had a shit ton of guys and I knew damn well, she would always get constantly hit the DMS. If you got a cute girl, they're gonna have an astronomical amount on Instagram. And they're going to get fucking DM on the goddamn regular. So at this point, this time and age you just thought you could do but whoever get jealous know, of the like, you know, you gotta have a good looking girl. She's getting hit on all the time. Do you get jealous? Or do you say hey, not for nothing. Thanks for the compliment. No, I don't get jealous. Because that yeah, you're right. I look at it as a compliment. Like, you know, she's coming home with me that type of stuff. You tend to walk you tend to walk proud right? Now, if she would be acting on it. That's a different story. Then yeah, you know, it doesn't become jealousy start to become pissed off at this point you get it can be a little bit disrespectful, right? I've had I've left the relationship recently because of this situation. Where the, the DMS were coming in, and it wasn't just more than just hey, what's going on? It was previous exes. It was previous friends and hookups whatever. Entertainment still be how she would respond, though. Because you correct to her? Because guys are dogs, you know? Yeah, because those dudes are gonna be dudes, but the reality is like, my wife, I'll use the exemption. She'll bring it to me and show it to me go hey, man, this fucking guy was out of line, or whatever. To and then I message him. Hey, man, I'm free, though. Am I you're tight, buddy. I think you just have to trust the person. And then he's like, nevermind. We had an episode like this on our on our podcast where we talked about Would you date a porn star? Oh, yeah, that's right. Would you Would it? Would you? I don't think I'd be against it. Well I saw that. Real quick. He's like, Well, I mean, I gotta go watch her get out. I gotta, if she's got 99 Less movies, then I'm okay. We're good. If she's in that, that a list celebrities that she's at the AVN or whatever, awards coming up. Coming up at the Oscars. You could date a porn star. Um, I will say yes. I will say yes, I would. I would. I would do it. But you know, it's something that probably wouldn't last long. Because mentally would be in your head. Like, she could feel my shit at some point. So when you just gotta fucking shove it up really good. That's Eddie's grounds for a breakup. She's not gonna feel it's one of those loaded questions where you never know unless you're in that scenario. Life. I personally like in fake life. Yes, absolutely. Would you fake life What the hell is fake life. Fake life is saying that real life is not you I'll be honest human. I don't think I could do it. I just don't think I could even if I wasn't married or nothing like that. I don't think I could do one. Because having know that she's getting up that morning. Hey, you know gives you a kiss goodbye. Hey, I'm gonna have this coffee, blah, blah, blah. I'm gonna suck a dick for two hours. Let's see. I get in my head that she's fucking railing down some dude. Or if you happen to catch one of her videos, and she's in the middle of a boot cocky, like, that's coming home to me later. You know? That's Did you wipe off? Did you use enough Clorox wipe before you walked in my goddamn house? Yeah. Mike's like this. That's cool. As long as she's like, takes a shower. Because it's a job. But for me, it was all about the person. It wasn't about just like the thrill of dating a porn star be like, you'd have to really like the person. So that's the problem I've had is that when I get I get in a relationship because I like the person. It's not like, oh, let's hook up. These are high. You know what I mean? Like, like, Brad seen it. Like, if there's a hot girl and she's talking to me, and she can't carry a conversation. I have zero interest. Like, I can't even take you home. Like I can't. If she wasn't, she's going to get and rail down for three or four hours a day. You know, you would be okay with it. Yes. So I like the person enough. I'll be okay with it. Yeah. Okay, so let's let's you guys go. Because it's not like it's not like this CD thing. There's a whole like, Can there's a camera crew, there's sound crew, there's directors, there's fluffers there's like, I mean, it's not like I'd be dating somebody that's like, you know, like a prostitute. Now the problem? Well, listen, I have a, I have more problem with that, like on the street, like when she's out on the street, like jumping in cars. You know, like, that would be an issue because that's, that'd be a problem. What about when she's at home and she loses or forgets her plays in the mentality of that she's still on set or whatever. And you guys are all like, you guys do your Halloween thing. You guys do travel as family couples or whatever. And all of a sudden, your girl's like, Babe, I want you know, when we get done this Halloween, I'm feeling kind of extra spicy tonight. I want you and your buddies to beat me down because she's in that industry. Would you say Okay, babe, I know this is your job. And we can do this. Would you be okay with that? Let me flip the script. Wow, that's the answer. That's Yes. On the same token, she would come home and say, Hey, I've got four or five of my girlfriends. I want to come over. And we want you to have a party with us. And it'd be the same thing. So yeah, it'd be obviously it couldn't be just like, Oh, hey, I mean, I thought you guys wrote me down and you got to watch. That'd be kind of No, that'd be a no for me. You know, but if it was equal, I could see it. All honesty. I mean, yeah, I mean, it was fair, like if not, but see, I think opportunity I think that answer would change depending on which scenario comes first. Right? If the beat down with the girl getting beat down comes first name like no fuck that we didn't do in this. But if your scenario came up, first of all the girls really like luck. Yeah. And then also then when she brings it up. Hey, honey, you had your girls. Now it's time for me to have the guys beat me down. Bring your friends over. And we're about to do this. What's gonna happen? Oh, you're gonna say no, you're gonna say no might need a great group of new friends to hang out play poker with he's playing poker on the front Volker in the rear? See, I did a play on words there. Yeah, we got you up on it. We got you. So the consensus is body count does not matter no matter if it's discussed or not. Even if you find out until 99 comes up. So okay, so I think the problem is with Mr. Mr. Lower parts, whatever. Probably the guy that wrote it is yeah, problem is it's his insecurities, not hers, because he feels he's not good enough for her. And that's going to show through and that's going to ruin the relationship. So his relationships already doing Oh, are you avoiding her if he's already not talking? Yeah, exactly. I think. Yeah, I think the moment that he avoided sleeping over there, and she's like, Yep, I'm done. I'm gonna get number 32 for 4050 whatever, wherever else instead of looking at as like a learning opportunity and being like, hey, like, you know, like, what could you teach me to make my game better? Because obviously he's got experience and there might be things and tricks and trades that she can pick up and evidence elevating his game. He rather sit in the corner and say, Woe is me. I'm a victim. Like, she's got so much experience I have nothing I can't do nothing. I'm gonna go run and hide in the fucking closet. And he just needs to man up and be like, Hey, I'm gonna this might be a great learning opportunity for you know, the next wife that's I don't understand why you would hide on the corner. I'd say it's a if your girl is way more advanced than you and you actually know it. Learn from her. Exactly. Good grief Almighty don't kick her to the curb because she has a higher body count. You You take teach me you fuck her and run. I'm going. I'm going to summer school. I think age matters. I think she's like 19 And she's like, you know 30 Guys, that is probably more of a problem, but she's like 40 You know? And why? Why 40 would be why 40 with me almost 14 and 30 body count, it could be you know, Hold up a second. Wait, hold up a second. You just said it would be a problem and 99 She's 16 The fucking 18 Dude. Well, listen, she was if she was, that would be more of a situation because all I'm saying is that'd be like an assay. She's having sex and starting 16 That'd be three years that'd be 10 Guys a year that mean that'd be a guy every every other month, listen to the body count and fat camp doesn't count because they're all lonely. So don't take anything at that point. Because without telling me from day to day, okay, as opposed to someone that's like in their 30s or 40s That's had 30 people because that's a person like every six months for Junaid where they had like 10 people whose term everybody in Hollywood. I mean, come on. We'll say what I said. But you're gonna plug up Morningstar, who's like filming every day taking two or three drinks a day. So you're not saying 15 day or week and I can see where the guy would have a problem with it. Like he's he was what 25 He was 27 I think he was seven he was 27 she was 2525 So she's 25 So she started having sex at 15 That's 10 years 30 Guys that's an average of three guys a year roughly which is a guy every What are you trying to make it so logical right now? Because he's a superhero you can see a you got a four month shelf life anyways he's got nothing to worry about. root of three and then you take that into by pi and you divide that let's just go 3030 by the calendar year to be different right? I'm just saying oh wait, wait yes. If you have the balls in the first place to ask your girl or your potential girl How many guys she slept with or guys and girls how many they you know guys and girls these days? That's your own fault if you don't want to know the answer don't ask fun questions. Right I mean sure. Yeah. Sense Hey, that's like asking your girl if you have the biggest dick she's ever had and her answer is no. It's gonna it's gonna haunt you so don't ask why would you ask her why there's always a dude that's always going to be hotter that's always going to be bigger that's always going to last a whole lot longer than Brad and actually that was actually had that conversation last episode where I would things I wish I can get better at with me the stamina because I don't have my 20 stamina where I can I mean I still you know think Willie for the blue pill but the blue pill doesn't help stamina like that you're still like you're still like to take a brief moment but talked about our sponsor peloton peloton helps with endurance Eddie that's not real. It's not real. Yeah, let them sponsor Now I wouldn't be mad but no, I wouldn't mind working on more additional cardio where I don't feel like I'm just gassed out you know sometimes you have those sessions where you just want to just rail rail rail say like, you guessed that within five minutes like Yeah, but I lay down watch like most women don't want like that long. Of a timeframe you might we haven't had a conversation with my girl yet. Sometimes. If it's less than the plug in an hour. We're having problems so yeah, dude. Yeah, do we? It's a county out is a marathon. And I'm pretty sure she'll appreciate me saying that but yeah. hours straight railing just we're talking about we're talking about foreplay. 60 pumps a minute 60 minutes bootless a mathematician was 3600 pumps and now we are going we're talking foreplay we're talking about all the all the spankings all the Thai dinner like they're no dinner there's no dinner no dinner then then the railings and all sudden you just gotta take a quick water break and then you go on right back out again. So see oh my god like would be Mike would be a superstar if you included dinner and food and she would be like the fucking champion. He would be like the porn star king of the world. HOURS that'd be Ron Jeremy right there with short hair so I think it's reached around like I think that's the thing I think you find somebody that meshes though and I think obviously he's not going to mesh with her because he's got too many insecurities absolutely personalities already know it's gonna clash so like I like it my girl came to me said hey, I need you to last hour in bed I'll be like Have a great one like I don't have an hour here's my iPad you yearly subscription to big black news.com Listen, I'm not a marathon runner. I don't like running marathons. I'm okay with the sprint. But we know you don't like running obviously mile long. Drive thru. Drive. fish fillet? Nice. What is it 19 grams of fat as it was like 130 calories less. So it's easier to get to 400 pounds and then then get the gastric bypass than it is to try to go from 260 down to 200 pounds the hard way. That is true. So I'm just I'm just going up. I'm going up to surgery opt out. I can have a great story I might be on TLC my 600 pound life. Hey, go see people. You got go here Eric crane lifting me in. I'll be honest, you got goals. That's all you can say. It'll be fashion body positive. All right, so check this out. So I'm going to do a segment here called the Five second rule. Now this means you spit out anything like the thought you spit out? Spit out anything in five seconds. Brad should be good at that splitting anything up by seconds. So I'll read you Eddie. I'll read I will go down the line. I'll start with Mike Brad and then Eric. I'll give you a go first because I find Mr. Analytical so I'll see how fast you can do something in five seconds here. All right, any meenie miney moe let's go. Alright, so here we go. Everything I do. You're gonna name everything I read out you're gonna name three things Okay, so you got to do within five seconds named Hannah this seems unfair name name three things you shout during sex. Oh yeah. Your God and like let's go really? You're gonna be like let's go fucking Tom Brady in the bed let's go holy shit I got you the house. Let's go Are you ready? I want to know oh no, you don't get the same question you get a different one. Oh, I'm gonna go Oh, you want to if you want to go oh no, you get to think about it. Yeah, because that's exactly why you don't get the same question because you're already thinking about it so it's actually already set in my mind whenever he said it so let's go here what you have let's see what this let's see are your results here I forgot already has it been dragon? No. I said Are you awake? Are you awake? I've done a little buddy come on little buddy are your parents Oh all right all right, right here we go. Named three holes. Your whole nose hole okay very nice. area what was the full question? Wait Wait No that was Eric your question No, no. Name three gay men. Like Todd and Kyle the first thing he does he just named dropped his boyfriend. That was pretty good they weren't hard questions. Were all three guys that he's lying. He's teasing he's teasing because Mike again all right. Name three sexual complaints are you in Yeah. You're on my hair. Oh, no. What age are we talking about here why would you go are you Oh, you went to the convalescent home? Hey, I'm a little out of that quickly. So he's obviously that those two I can tell you which is our child to my hair Brad's age group of money to drink some more Mike slightly somebody else said besides me Oh look I love it hurts. All right Brad. Did you have any yet? Named the show name three things you bang five kids your mom in my hand you can even bang your wife that's automatic doesn't count Oh my god. Oh my god she's already hurt she know I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. I don't want her to kill me yeah, she she's uh she's very gentle All right, Aaron our tinder friend an hour my wife said is that a wrap? I'm not gonna lie there have been times tried to get her come in here and she will come in on the show. She's like No, I don't want to do oh wow man. He's got some questions for you Eric three ways to earn oral sex money then experience are you being kidnapped you got persuaded by some fucking key commuter little boy Oh, I took me in his van Tao by the ribbon real fucking hot right? Jesus Christ a man they tell you to say no to strangers you know that right? Oh boy. Oh shit. Three things you shouldn't buy from a street vendor. Food a pet? Or vagina this is good answers. You can't say food because there's a lot of folks out there now. In the food on the fucking street would kill you. The pet though. With the bacteria killing that shit. Oh my god. Would you buy a bottle of you Regina. Oh, you want that? You want that God cat. I was I was in New Orleans and some guy was trying to sell me a fucking cat on the fucking side of the road. Walking down right walking through Bourbon Street. I shit you know he's like, Hey, I got this weird fucking cat. I'm like$20 He's either was gonna make you make money from selling it to you or he's gonna make money by feeding it to somebody so either way that cat Yeah. Yeah. No. All right, Brad. Three reasons you would go to court three reasons I would go to court anger road rage would be number one road rage. prostitution. And and this is why I'm blanking on the third one because I think it just kicks in. Oh, he's divorcing me I'm probably bad check writing I don't know that was a good one. Cat on the street. I only had two sorry my bad it's all good. He loses I hate you. Oh man's pain news Eric name and we can't answer van and by the river on this one okay. Name three places to have sex. A movie theater we actually that's a true story. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't I was completely impressed with I really wouldn't mind doing the theater thing give that a shot amazing. Yeah, really bad. Absolutely. middle row we're we're we're yet we were in the very back row. It was a Spike Lee joint. I used to drive a Mustang in high school will make school for fucking long story 97 Here's a plug in and around. It's gonna be so fucking anti climatic when you fly. I enjoy that he's like this this ladies feel they're like, Oh, that was okay. You can't make fun of yourself. You can't make fun of anybody else dicks. This is true. This is very true. This is how good successful comedians work. So sorry my ADD kicked on. I stopped listening. I was just waiting for you. You haven't gotten ice cube or what was his name? Vanilla Ice. Ice Ice Baby. You look like him back in the day, by the way. Thank you. Alright, last round guys last round before we get ready to wrap things up here. Mike. Yes. Named three ways to relieve an itch. Scratch it. Bite it. So have you got? Obviously most of the time? It's your nuts. They're gonna eat so you actually have an ability to lick your nuts. Oh, yoga, so I'm trying to get there. Yeah, he's almost there. Because he's like, Dude, I would never. He told me that. Oh, yeah. He said, I get breast implants. And I've never been how close are you? And he was I'm pretty close. Like to see how fast you're like getting your flexibility up. So I'm a long, long way off. So long way to go. So true story. I actually, I'm at work. They're doing this through stories, this, this could possibly relate like we had, they had me doing this reach test, right, you had to kind of do the L sit and do the Reach for because I mean this fitness challenge at work for this, you know, the New Year's resolution fitness challenge, whatever. So one of the things to earn points is you have to compete in this LSAT challenge. So you have to sit down like old school like you did Elementary School, put your hands out, you know, reach out as far as you can, and then you get three attempts to go. The first time I reached out was 15 inches or whatever. Second time was 717. And then 17 and a quarter. So I'm like that so she's like you're getting lower pretty good. I'm thinking my head I am getting pretty low right now. I mean, just give me that right. That extra stretch that I could possibly get to the point where I could probably get close to sucking on debt. Just it's just the tip for just a second just all three tabs you reach for with his hands yet his mouth open. That's why That's That's why I got the microphone right here just in case. Closed, so get in there and get in there. So, but I was actually impressed that I was able to bend you know, fairly flexible. I bend over and I get out of breath when I can. Can you help me get up please back into the starting position. I was called back and said hey call 911 I can't breathe. I literally leaned over to pick up with something. Yeah, I'm dreading the day where I've been nowhere and something gives out and I won't be will stand back up. Have you not got out? Because everybody eventually have you not gotten out of bed and pulled something on just started the morning? Not Not that I haven't done that every day. So that reminds me of when you say that. Have you ever had like a hamstring cramp up on you during sex? Oh, absolutely. Yes. You have. You're trying to straighten your leg and you're it makes it worse that that is so damn tight in the back of your leg. Like oh my god, it's the worst bucket feeling. Absolutely. Yeah, I jumped off like I was laying on the fucking sides. Really? What's wrong? Like she's gonna have fucking a heart attack or something like that. Good. I'm like Charley horses done yet? Come on my legs gave out I was right there. Right there for climates. And speaking of climax, and me and Sheena had a joke the other day. And we were talking about because she's one that can just get off like a gazillion times. And I'm like, you know, I'd like to have sex for now. Right? So it's like, you know, I'd like to I'd like to see how many times that she actually gets off during a session. The other day I get a knock on my door. You know Amazon one Amazon drops off a package on my order anything on Buckinghams Hi. I like version three. I open it up. It's one of those fucking baseball clickers so when when she gets back in town and still got the bucket clicker to click on a tie. I'll make sure to put it on the fucking board up here the record to be a part of the day. Be honest I'm on the fucking orgasms earlier today my narcissism orgasm count on the day David Goggins sex like two legs broken I was still fucking for three hours she came every 30 seconds for an hour straight damn here soon heart attack. Alexa, it was just a weird fucking Chuck Norris a sec. It was just the funniest thing like I literally can't believe this girl sent me a damn little clicker. Like if you come in through Disney World or whatever class it was challenged it was challenging Alright, So Brad, let's get yours and then Eric's Give me three telltale signs of the walk of shame shoes in hand. Pants in hand and we're all in hand okay Walker most of the time is the females in the wild I mean there have been times where guys are like walking out like dudes are like I did that but typically it's when you see the female walking by or you know, I would think usually it's the black dress the black fancy dress and I told my pants my pants they don't usually wear pants wearing the same thing. The next morning I didn't say pants you didn't say pants you said you said pants and am said pants was I talking about females? Yeah he's I don't bring him home because I figured Pratt was coming from Eric's friend's house earlier when he named three guys no, there was no hesitation All right, Eric. You get the last one for the night sir. Named three places to buy lingerie. Victoria's Secret holes another place Todd superstores. The place off in Nebraska but uh, you gotta get sex toys. What the fuck are you going to Kohl's for laundry? I like the granny. Granny that's granny luxury right? Chicks over at Kohl's don't knock a grandmother until you try it cold if you're on a budget don't knock her over because she'll fall easily listen you know what if you were smart on this one your your last answer could have been your arrows oh he was too busy by the river so why it always ends up on me you're like just watch his judges feel insecure? Well it's what happens when you barely show up and they get to just bust your balls sir. So but but you have I have noticed you you have been coming on a more regular so that's good. Good to see you're showing up from absent to me back to sometimes back to back to back to back so we have a couple of days in a row or in a row where he showed up I couldn't find out five five and two days I'm here yeah, very nice amazing. I'm ready to rock yeah people are already writing in saying please man tell her to stay home we're not here to make excuses yeah that's why he's so slow. We feel really bad for him so you know we told him hey listen we know you're at your end days you know the Make a Wish Foundation Well Paragon daily every donation. One person goes to Eric and the other person I wish I could take a BM and they thought that they thought he wants to be on the daily so that's why he's here Twitter at Eric Well with that being said I was out plugging I was actually getting ready said you guys want to go ahead and give you guys individual plugs before we get ready to wrap it up so that way my folks know where to listen with you guys and follow you guys and all that good stuff. So shoot away surfers. All right on the Twitter machine you can follow me personally at Eric see one or two five you can follow the whole entire show. 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