Bedtime Stories- I’m So Buzzed! Laura Corn- 101 Nights of Great Sex

Ready to spark a flame that’ll transform your love life into a firework display of passion? Join me as I uncork a secret sealed seduction by Laura Corn, the New York Times bestselling authors book 101 Nights of Great Sex who's mastered the art of seduction. This episode isn’t just a listen; it’s a full-blown sensory escapade. For any lady looking to surprise and enchant, Laura's guidance is the key to unlocking a year of passion like no other. 

Whether you're looking to reignite an old flame or stoke a growing fire, this episode is your invitation to the dance of love, where every step is a prelude to ecstasy.

12/30/23

Transcript

Speaker 1: 0:44

Today's podcast, I reveal a secret sealed seduction. From this sultry mind of Laura Corn, new York Times bestselling author and undisputed queen of romantic escapades, comes a tantalizing journey that promises to ignite the flames of passion in bedrooms across the globe One hundred and one nights of great sex secret sealed seductions for fun. Loving couples isn't just a book, it's an experience, a playground for lovers seeking to turn up the heat and explore the boundless dimensions of their desire. With her signature blend of wit, warmth and wisdom, corn invites you to unlock the secrets nestled within these pages, each one a carefully crafted adventure waiting to unfold. She dares couples to stray from the mundane, to cast aside routine and to discover a world where love and lust intermingle in a dance as old as time, prepare to be enticed, to be challenged and to be thoroughly enchanted. Each sealed seduction unveils a pathway to pleasure, a bespoken night of intimacy that guarantees to speak the spark alive. From the whispers of sweet nothings to the crescendo of ecstatic moans, laura Corn ensures that every encounter is not just great but extraordinary. So light the candles, pour the wine and let one hundred and one nights of great sex be your guide to a year of unforgettable, unbridled passion, as Laura Corn herself would say why settle for good sex when you can have great sex? So stay tuned and listen to this secret sealed seduction.

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All right, this seduction. Sealed seduction is, for her eyes, only. This is number five. I'm so buzzed. Here's the ingredients you need two cell phones and one loud vibrator.

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Highways, buses, trains and subways they were invented to make life easier and faster for all of us, but the long, boring commute can sometimes make you want to tear your hair out the crowded stations, the buses with no seats left and the endless red lights. But not for your guy. Not this week. Thanks for to a couple of other modern inventions that we've come to take for granted, you are going to make his drive home positively thrilling. Set up the commute of his life by giving him a mysterious instruction in the morning. He must call you when he is 10 minutes from home. Why, oh, you've got a surprise for him, a big surprise. That's all he needs to know. Call or text him during the day to remind him Call when you're 10 minutes away.

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When he rings you at home, your conversation will sound something like this Him, what's up? You? I need your help, baby, I have a little mechanical issue that needs your attention. He might ask if the fridge is broken again or if there's something wrong Again, or if the dryer is acting up, or or here's a little hint. You interrupt him. Then put the phone down near your waist for a couple of seconds so we can hear the sound Buzzing sound of your vibrator. Does that sound familiar by now? He knows that sound, or should tell him. I think I found the problem. I'll call you right back. Then hang up Two minutes later.

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Call him in his car, put the phone between your thighs and let him listen for a moment. Buzzing sound of your vibrator. Yes, it is. Yes, it is, it's your vibrator humming happily along. Tell him all about it.

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Tell him about how hot you are. Tell him you're right on the edge, but you're waiting for him to come home and help you finish. Tell him to hurry because things are heating up and you're feeling lonely. For his love. Let him listen for another few seconds and then hang up and wait.

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You won't have to wait long. He's going to be flying home with a bone in his britches and when he comes stumbling into the bedroom he'll see exactly what's been he's been imagining for the last few miles. You'll be nearly naked your legs spread wide, face flushed, a sheen of sexy sweat on your skin and a vibrator held tight against your mound. After ten minutes of torturing traffic, this blissfully erotic image will be seared into his brain for a very long, long time. Call him over to the bed, hand him the toy and tell him to take over and hold its snug against you while you open his pants and pull out his erect penis. You need something firm to grab onto because after ten minutes of struggling not to give in to the power of the vibe, you, my lady, are about to go flying, and you will fly high. Go out and enjoy. Report back. I hope these fantasies that I'm presenting will help spark up some of your dull relationships. Enjoy.