Welcome to Episode 54
Tron Legacy and why the Tron Movies are shot at night.
Jared's Cat makes an appearance.
Future Mech Ideas
More Tron
Flipper Zero's
Upcoming Christmas Special.
No music this week
Welcome to Episode 54
Tron Legacy and why the Tron Movies are shot at night.
Jared's Cat makes an appearance.
Future Mech Ideas
More Tron
Flipper Zero's
Upcoming Christmas Special.
No music this week
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Mike
All right. It's Sunday, December 10th, 2023. And you're listening to Tell It Right Podcast Episode 54.
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Jared
54.
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Mike
54. What did we say last week?
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Jared
It was 53 the way to be, I don't know.
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Mike
53 the way to be 54. That's the goal. And we did it. Yeah, we made it to 54. Son of a bitch. How you doing, Jared? How was your weekend?
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Jared
Short as usual.
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Mike
Yeah, yeah. It's been pretty awesome.
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Jared
Weekend. Plus, there's daylight savings and like, I don't know, just. I just feel like sleeping through winter like a bear and being done downtown.
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Mike
You know, like. Yeah, no, I know exactly what you're talking about. It sucks. You ever try a blue light? I don't think so. But there's people out there that claim. Oh, yeah, blue light parking helps.
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Jared
I had this, like, forgot what it was call like a daylight or some shit. Oh, it was supposed to like, I don't know, it's supposed to recreate like sunlight.
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Mike
It's a yeah, that's like, like my, my wife buy what light bulbs like you can change from different colors and one of them are light so it more the daylight. It's all bullshit. Yeah. I need sunlight.
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Jared
Or as a.
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Mike
Stop taking the fucking hour away man.
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Jared
Yeah, it was a happy lamp. That's what it was called. You can buy them and like, I don't know, they just are supposed to make you feel better because it. Yeah, it recreates, like, what sunlight would be, you know?
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Mike
I'm sorry. Go on.
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Jared
No, but it's weird because they look like. They're like desktop things and they look like almost like a mirror would be. But it's just a light, like a lamp. Like a fluorescent lamp that has a certain tone of color.
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Mike
Yeah. So on a certain spectrum, yeah. Yeah, they hate them. You know, I think we should start an activism thing called I like, I want to, like, make a t shirt, like, you know, how we, we came up with the one. I don't don't step on my code. You know, we kind of made it like, don't tread on me.
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Mike
You know, I want to make, like, something. Like, I give us the our back. She made like a series of shirts. Like the more like all the give the give the our back right.
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Jared
To have one like the government stole my foreskin.
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Mike
Hey, wait. Whoa. We're we we just wait for daylight savings. This foreskin here.
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Jared
Oh, yeah, like the government stole it.
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Mike
Oh, because everyone gets their fucking shit snipped.
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Jared
Yeah, I. My cat's being evil right now. Now he's stomping all my racism.
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Mike
Oh, did he just do some damage?
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Jared
Now he's climbing around all that ransacking. Okay, go back.
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Mike
All right. Hey.
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Jared
Damn, Cat. He's just stomping all over my Legos, bitch.
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Mike
All right, get a stomp on your fucking Legos, bro.
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Jared
Shake it, shake them. Give them a good shake. Anyway.
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Mike
All right, we're back. Yeah, yeah. The cat attack. The attack of the cats.
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Jared
Yeah. Cat attacks.
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Mike
Jared Starward villages just had, like, the biggest panic attack ever. A big, huge Bengal cat just came, started swatting around. All the Lego guys are running for their lives like it's. Yeah, what's the the big ass thing that.
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Jared
Godzilla.
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Mike
No Boba Fett fucking rides.
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Jared
Oh, the rancor.
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Mike
Yeah. Yeah. Dude, your cat was wearing a raincoat. I saw he was wearing a raincoat or fucking like, outfit, just like attacking the Star Wars villages.
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Jared
And that's what we need to do. We need to do, like, a green screen and, like, put my little Legos down and have him just, like, stopping for them. Like, have, like, built the spaceships, like, shooting at them and stuff like coming. Yeah.
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Mike
Like it doesn't faze him, obviously. No. He has no idea that we're, like, put in like green screen laser phasers. Exactly. It's just walking through it like I'm. I'm a fucking badass.
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Jared
Exactly.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Jared
No. Yeah, the government stole my foreskin.
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Mike
Yeah, that's.
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Jared
Well and I want it back.
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Mike
Yeah. I don't know what they'd want with that, but that's fucked up.
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Jared
Maybe they use it to track your DNA.
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Mike
No, you know what? So what? You know, so there's all kinds of UFO people out there, right? There's some that, like, say, like there's been some agreement between, like, humans and the, you know, the space race or whatever. And like something like E.T., you won't interfere with anything, but they need to be able to collect, like, material in, like, material could be like human DNA, animal DNA, you know, and like, back to, like, you know, being abducted and all that weird shit.
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Mike
Well, like, what if there is, like, this whole thing where every time a male's born, they snip the foreskin off and it gets fucking shipped to, like, the fucking moon base, you know, and then like, or get shipped to the other side of the fucking ice wall there. Yeah.
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Jared
Well they say they can use it for growing skins for burn victims, diabetics with ulcers, as well as eyelid replacement and skin graft surgeries. Baby foreskins have been the interest of doctors since the 19th century.
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Mike
No, I.
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Jared
Want my reparations for that. Somebody else got free eyelids from my foreskin. I don't get paid a dime for it.
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Mike
Yeah, that's. It's fucked up. GROSS. But I well, I want my reparations I want my reparations for my fucking foreskin because that guy on the fucking e channel that had to get his face saved because it was yeah. Jerry, it's fucking foreskin that was frozen for like 20 something fuckin years.
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Jared
Yes, they, that's the thing. We need that. That's going to be the t shirt. I want my reparations. That is like small up in small letters. It'll say for my foreskin.
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Mike
Oh I like that one. That could be that could be a shirt on the future merch page and then definitely Kurt Cobain. The Greens has to be made some way, shape or form, but I also like the two hands. One because I like the two handcuffs thing.
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Jared
Two hands, one cup should be served. Two girls, one cup, two hands, one cup.
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Mike
Yeah. As you do that or two hands please. That could be another one. Yeah, we can, we can make them as raunchy as you like. Well, they're not really raunchy, actually. They're just. They don't really make fucking sense, right. Is really what it is. Yeah, but if you want to confuse your coworkers and your friends, we're going to start making shirts that will do some merch.
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Mike
That should be like, Dude, if we ever got into, like, apparel, that's what it is. Like, make, like the shirts that will make your fucking coworkers feel so awkward in your friend, right? Awkward. Just like, awkward clothing. Like we're cool, like, weird designs or something. Mean if I find, like, an artist to do something like that or like, yeah, I don't know, maybe it'll bring back Bill Cosby sweater sweaters.
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Mike
I don't know.
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Jared
Cosby sweaters. Let's say Bill stole my foreskin.
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Mike
Yeah, exactly. We'll need a loom, but, uh, well, that's. That's in the future. Once we get there, we'll get a loom. We'll have a loom one day. Yeah, well, we'll work on a merch line. That would be fucking awesome. Yeah.
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Jared
The throw blanket.
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Mike
Yeah, well, it's the thing. The family guy, the whack it the was it his fake arms. All right, and. But your arms are inside, so you. Oh, yeah, something like that. Yeah.
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Jared
Yeah. It's like a Snuggie, but it was fake.
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Mike
Yeah, exactly. That's messed up. Yeah. When we were.
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Jared
Anytime that we were out in the field in the army, we would like some people would like, make these, like, elaborate like bunk bed, like tents.
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Mike
And we call them jack shacks.
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Jared
Because like some of them.
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Mike
Making it. Yeah.
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Jared
I mean some of the pilots, they like needed like complete silence and like darkness to sleep because they sleep during the day, you know.
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Mike
And your barracks because take in like an old torn parachute and wrapping it around the bed. Yeah.
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Jared
Oh no. These, these had like full on like from, from a store type tents, like made for covering a, like a cot.
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Mike
Yeah, I seen those. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
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Jared
But yeah, the jack shacks, it gives you all that privacy you need.
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Mike
If you can't hear me, you don't know what's happening, right?
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Jared
I'm turning butter.
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Mike
I'm churning butter. It's gross. Oh. Oh, my God. But I'm so over the over the weekend here, I've just been watching Tron Legacy like over and over. It's in here's something that's like that gets me it's an interesting thing. I've seen it in like a another movie now I can't remember, but it was definitely the same thing in the last Tron.
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Mike
So, like, the movie starts out at nighttime. Mm. All right, it. It's weird because they're, like, conducting business. Like, it's daytime. Like, I, I get like there's nighttime shifts and all that stuff. But it was just like, like the CEO's working at night and he's giving commands. People are just like, you know, coding. And he went off the wall, shit, you know, trying to just beam fucking oranges, you know, back and forth.
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Mike
So I'm talking about OG Tron obviously here. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So it all takes place at night and it's so whatever. And you know, he's having meetings with people at nighttime and and that's basically the whole movie takes place during the night. And then obviously then pretty much most of the movies in the grid or whatever where they're all like, we're what's his face are Bridges or Kevin Flynn is fighting with Tron and that other fucking program bitch in there flew no clue.
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Mike
So Clu was in the original Tron, but he got captured. Yeah. And then he was destroyed or d resolute or whatever. I don't think they used that word back on either, but I. Yeah, the guy, whoever Aaron Bradley, that actor. Yeah, that guy was Tron and yeah, they were. I don't know, the dude was a the guy in the real world name was Dillinger.
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Mike
I knew that. But I can't remember who his program was that was reporting to the master control or the master computer or whatever. I don't know. Anyways, my point is then when the movie ends, once Kevin Flynn comes back or in Tron Legacy in the other Flynn, Sam Flynn comes back, the sun rises. So it's like this weird thing.
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Mike
Like it, it's, it's almost like it's supposed to, like, tell you that, like, everything is a dark world right now. Yeah. There's no fucking hope. And then all of a sudden, they go through this journey, and then when they come back, the sun's rising. And now all of a sudden, there's. There's, like, fucking hope for new day. Yeah.
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Jared
It was MCP Master Control program as his.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Jared
Computer person.
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Mike
I fucking thought that dope is fucked. I want a desk like that. Even though it's like I thought it's pretty advanced as fuck for the eighties. They have a touch screen fucking desk like that.
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Jared
I think that anything touch screen in the eighties would be pretty advanced.
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Mike
Well, they they sell or I don't know if they saw these. I think they were concepts, but they were like these just regular, I don't know, like coffee tables for your home. But they were like literally like a flat. It wasn't even a flat screen TV. It kind of was. But I think the technology's even better when I was actually looking at these, but it was kind of like a flat screen TV like on a table, but it was all interact like you can time.
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Mike
It was really similar to like the Tony Stark thing but not like that. Like Tony Stark's was like pure glass that had like these little nano projectors in them.
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Jared
But yeah, but he had, they have those things now where it's like he's got all your board games in there and it's like a coffee table that you set up and like, it's like digital board games, like you could play like sorry. And it comes up. It's just like a gigantic tablet coffee table. It just look up like coffee table, board game, computer thing or digital board game, coffee table.
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Jared
I don't know if it was a coffee table. It's just a giant fucking screen.
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Mike
Oh, hold on. Let me show you the screen. It's kind of like similar to what I was looking at years ago. Um, let me see you.
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Jared
Yeah, it's a 32 inch screen or something.
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Mike
This thing? Yeah.
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Jared
The arcade one too. But, like, if you look at it, it's like a table that you set up, and then, like, you can play games on it. It's actually pretty frickin cool.
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Mike
Yeah, it is. You could probably do air hockey with that thing and.
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Jared
I don't know.
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Mike
Not like obviously push a puck, but like you would push like.
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Jared
So you play like pong.
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Mike
Yeah, I guess it would be more like.
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Jared
Okay, yeah, for a thousand bucks. Although I think it's got like 50 some games or something that you can play automatically. So I mean, how much would 50 games cost you to buy? Yeah. How much is a board game.
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Mike
So I was looking yesterday cause I was, I was kind of like interested in buying an operation. I want to say it was like, um, maybe it was like 25, maybe 2099. No, it'd be like 1999, if anything. I think it was like 25 something I don't know. I was at my house last night when I saw it.
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Jared
Yeah, well, let's say the average is 20 bucks.
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Mike
Let's say the average is like 30 because some are in the fifties. And like if you go to like remember the first time we went to Fan Expo, the guy that had the the say the the same car as you but it had the wrap on there. Yeah he sells games like that but like they're probably really expensive like 80 to 100 or like yeah, gamers workshop, you know, places.
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Mike
But yeah, we'll say I would say $30.
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Jared
Okay so at $30 if you get 50 games, you're at 1500 dollars.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Jared
So I mean.
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Mike
You're still.
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Jared
You're and you're getting it all on a digital or table thing, like a cool thing. So I mean, that's actually a pretty good deal when you think about it. You're getting all the board games on one thing, you know, like Scrabble and and all that shit.
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Mike
Right?
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Jared
And sorry. And probably, you know, it's got other shit like you can draw and stuff on it, but I'm sure there's going to be like expansion, expansion shit, you know.
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Mike
Well, yeah, I'm sure there already is expansion shit on there. Yeah. Because then there's selection of downloadable games and interactive content. It's probably ways that Jimmy M So you can put whatever games you want. Yeah. Remember the calculators, the scientific calculators. Yeah, I remember.
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Jared
But it was that game you could put on a no, there was another one like you could play like it was like a drug dealer or something.
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Mike
I don't know. I know. And my brother was in high school like, yeah, you kind of had to know somebody that knew somebody that could like uplink, you know, a copy of those games to you. You didn't really have the internet to like download that shit. Yeah, which is crazy, but in.
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Jared
Showing that.
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Mike
Actually. So that's another thing from Tron. So Tron Legacy, I thought it was funny because he had a Nokia phone, right? And he used it to hack into the fucking server. And that's how you released like the operating system for free. What's funny is they do make a device like that. It's not a cell phone. No, but like, it's really crazy.
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Mike
It should be illegal, but it's like this. Like it's like this. Like little. Like almost looks like a pager in a way. Not really like a pager, but like, it's kind of like small, like a pager. It has a screen, like a pager, and then you have, like, arrow keys and shit like that. But there's like all these different attachments you can put it on.
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Mike
You can use them in different ways. Like you can use them to unlock card or doors, or you can use them to create false wi fi networks and hack people's computers and shit. And like you can use it to do exactly what this dude was doing in Tron, like hack doors and hack computers and stuff like that. Now the thing by itself, like you can go on Amazon or somewhere and buy it.
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Mike
And I think the thing itself like it's harmless by itself, you kind of have to be like that type of person to know how to build it out though. But there's different modules and shit you can add to it. And I'm just like, That's fucking wild.
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Jared
Remember that, like Flipper zero thing?
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Mike
Yes, yeah, yeah.
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Jared
I had some guy call the other day asking for one of those, and I'm like, No, I don't sell that shit. Like, What are you talking about? Flippers zero. Like, are you kidding me? Like, I've seen them too. And I was like, I knew exactly what he was talking about. I was like, Where did you get this idea?
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Jared
Like, you don't sell those. I'm like, No, motherfucker.
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Mike
Like that dumb ass. Yeah. It's like this portable multi-tool for geeks. And then, yeah, you can buy different add ons for it. Well, I guess it's a little bit more advanced than a beeper. Yeah, it's actually got the screen of the fuck, like a cooler screen, but like the screen of the scientific calculator, but the wheel of an original fucking I what do you call it, iPad Mini.
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Mike
Yeah, but yeah, I like there's like so many things you can do with it. Like it can be used, like, for really good things or.
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Jared
Yeah, but you could do like you can upload your like garage code to it though.
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Mike
Like you can use.
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Jared
It like break in to shit.
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Mike
Yeah, yeah.
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Jared
Like, if you know what you're doing.
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Mike
All right? Yeah. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, it could be used for some really cool things, but it could also be used. Really? What's the word I'm looking for your response in.
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Jared
In evil ways.
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Mike
Here. Like you, basically, you take a remote control and you take the zipper or the yeah. The flip or zero and it's either receiver on it. Basically you hit a button in the to fuck you like steals the air signal and now it's your fucking remote. That's just like a simple thing it does. And that's like what they sell it for.
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Mike
Like, oh, yeah, like you you can hook it up to your system, you can hook it up to your TV, your stereo is right here. Yeah. And then like, you can use it to like. Yeah, open, open doors. So like you could actually probably like use this flippers zero to actually make security cards for it or so if you if the the flipper zero has all that, you know, information for opening the door or whatever, it could essentially copy that probably onto like another RFID type like security card.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Jared
Yeah. But then think of it. Now you have all those chips and credit cards then, too, that are giving off signal.
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Mike
Well, that's what I'm saying. And like this thing, this is the thing you probably have to worry about, like somebody having this in their fucking pocket and you're swiping your credit card at the grocery store and then also fucking somebody getting Chipotle and Florida and having it delivered to a grocery store. Look, so. So if it wasn't obvious that actually happened to me.
00:26:00:23 - 00:26:21:15
Mike
Oh, weird. It's fucking weird where you find out the internet and being able to like like when you see like the fraud shit and then you like look back. Okay, who, where was this purchase there. Then you see who is in this city and then you look up the place and it's, it's a fucking grocery store. It's like, what the fuck?
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Jared
They actually there's a thing that just happened. Like Amazon was hacked and they tell you to go look out because like, these hackers are going in and then instead of instead of them, like going in and making purchases, all they did was update your default address to be a locker near them, an Amazon locker. So like it gets sent to this Amazon locker that they have access to.
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Jared
And you're not thinking of it because it's just you know, when I let you do like one stop click, you know, I don't look at the address how many people are just clicking and having that happen. So they said to watch out because it like a bunch of people got affected by it and they haven't released anything about it either.
00:27:10:21 - 00:27:36:08
Mike
Yeah, you know, it's been happening with me so I'll order something and it gets so backordered like in there's still a chance to like cancel it or no, they give you the chance again to cancel the order and then they'll refund you. So when it gets to that point, others hit it, you know, and say fuck it because like nothing has arrived yet.
00:27:36:08 - 00:28:04:22
Mike
Yeah. Then like sometimes it like fucking arrives and it's happened like more frequent than like than not. Yeah. So like, essentially I get it for free. Yeah. Because it's already like in a limbo. It's almost like somebody forgets to, like, deliver it and then it ends up becoming somebody that uses their own car. I've been seeing that a lot lately, too.
00:28:04:22 - 00:28:30:05
Mike
I don't understand what that is, but that's some kind of like independent courier or like some kind of overtime gig. Gig. Like, I don't I don't necessarily have to work for Amazon or anything, but like, I see like all kinds of people like FedEx, people, UPS people, and they'll be driving their own fucking cars deliver packages.
00:28:31:08 - 00:28:54:23
Jared
I think what it is yeah. I think what it is is like so like for Amazon to employ somebody to deliver shit like really late or early in the day would probably cost them a ton of money. So they like offer it like freelance. So you're like, you're getting paid by Amazon, but you're not going to get any of their like perks, right?
00:28:54:23 - 00:29:00:15
Jared
You know, you're not going to get like, you know, health insurance or anything like that. You're just going to get like cash.
00:29:00:16 - 00:29:04:22
Mike
No. Right. And but yeah, like there are some kind of freelancers or some.
00:29:05:14 - 00:29:06:07
Jared
Exactly.
00:29:06:23 - 00:29:10:11
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:10:18 - 00:29:11:06
Jared
I don't know.
00:29:11:20 - 00:29:34:22
Mike
It's a good gig because like, I, I like somebody like kind of I was like, what the fuck's going on over here? There's like three dudes in a car. It was like an SUV, and it was like, packed with Amazon packages. And yeah, this one guy comes out every couple, they all come out of the car, but one guy, you know, opens it and another guy takes like the package up to the door.
00:29:34:22 - 00:29:51:19
Mike
And then they kind of like shuffle through him again and then they get back in the car and go some and make another delivery. So like, I'm wondering, yeah, if that's like some kind of freelance gig or, you know, some kind of like contractor gig, you know, see, but the.
00:29:52:10 - 00:29:58:08
Jared
The, the problem with that I see is like, so like, let's say you're freelancing, doing that shit.
00:29:58:18 - 00:29:59:03
Mike
Yeah.
00:29:59:13 - 00:30:21:15
Jared
It's probably going to be like the shittiest delivery. He's like, they're not going to give you the cream of the crop. It's not going to be like this house, this house, this like right next to each other is going to be like one side of town, erm the opposite side of town and then a different town, you know, and you're making these deliveries that are going to suck and you're not going to make as much money off of it because you're going to have to spend a ton on gas, you know.
00:30:22:03 - 00:30:24:14
Mike
Yeah.
00:30:24:14 - 00:30:41:05
Jared
Whereas like the people that are either, you know, getting paid or by Amazon or like you know, are directly employed by them, are getting the easy shit like, oh yes, house and the house next to it than the house next to that. They all have deliveries like bam, bam, bam, you know.
00:30:41:21 - 00:30:42:09
Mike
Yeah.
00:30:42:20 - 00:30:47:03
Jared
But I don't know how they pay. Like, how do they. It's got to be by the delivery.
00:30:47:12 - 00:30:48:13
Mike
Yeah. Per box.
00:30:49:01 - 00:30:49:22
Jared
Per box. Right.
00:30:50:12 - 00:30:54:06
Mike
Right. I mean delivery.
00:30:54:06 - 00:31:10:20
Jared
Yeah. For, yeah, for delivery. But either way it's just like because they, they're not going to track your hours. Right. Right. You 3 hours to drive from one side of the town to another. So it's got to be by delivery. And that's why they always scan and take a picture and all that bullshit.
00:31:11:06 - 00:31:11:18
Mike
Right.
00:31:12:23 - 00:31:13:23
Jared
Oh, real fucked up.
00:31:14:06 - 00:31:16:02
Mike
You ever greet the Amazon driver?
00:31:16:17 - 00:31:17:06
Jared
Never.
00:31:17:14 - 00:31:29:05
Mike
You always got to sign when you do really crazy. Yeah, because they got to have proof that somebody is taking the package. Otherwise, yeah, they take the picture and leave it there.
00:31:30:14 - 00:31:31:18
Jared
I never agree to that.
00:31:31:20 - 00:31:33:20
Mike
Everybody takes pictures, though.
00:31:35:00 - 00:31:36:10
Jared
I don't think everybody does.
00:31:36:10 - 00:31:37:23
Mike
But yeah.
00:31:39:00 - 00:31:46:09
Jared
Like I don't even want people that I know coming to my door. Let alone some delivery driver. Like, I'm not gonna be answering the door for them.
00:31:46:22 - 00:32:18:06
Mike
Yeah. You ever see that? I think so. There's that. Like Nasser engineer, his name's Mark Rober or something like that. And like, he's got, like, these really intuitive YouTube shows. He's a YouTube influencer now. Mm. And he makes these cool gadgets like he teaches you, like he has this whole series beating the whole arcade system and or Yeah, carnival system and all that.
00:32:18:06 - 00:32:44:17
Mike
But then he has this thing where it it's to fight in battle porch pirates and so it's that he keeps making this contraption every year where it's the porch pirate steals it and when they open it, they get like sprayed with like fucking glitter and fart fart spray. Yeah, yeah. And then there's like this ah Kevin McCallister going ha ha.
00:32:44:17 - 00:33:11:06
Mike
Or something like that going like, yeah, over and over. Yeah. They gotten real elaborate with their, they got all kinds of cameras in there and they track it with GPUs and shit like that. I guess he's working with a bunch of police, you know, big city police departments when he does too. So that's kind of cool. But I really love the idea.
00:33:11:06 - 00:33:44:23
Mike
Yeah, like Blake, it's kind of sad because, like, there's been, like, a lot of victims. They're just like, ignorant people because they own an Airbnb. Yeah, that's how they do it. These. Well, there's a couple different scams out there. So there's the one where you get caught, you get the phone call and some Indian guy gets you to fuck in, link on to your computer, and then he falsified your bank statement to make it look like you made a deposit or that they deposited.
00:33:44:23 - 00:34:14:16
Mike
Like all this money. And then you got to actually send a cash deposit back to correct all this. And that's the scheme. And then they like tell you, Oh, well, you can't just send cash, you know, in the mail. So you get a book and then put, you know, so many dollars. And every page and then put it in a FedEx envelope and then into a FedEx box or something and then have it delivered to this address.
00:34:15:06 - 00:34:38:19
Mike
So it gets delivered to that address. And then somebody is waiting there to snatch it. They snatch it and then yeah, then the process goes on and then the money gets laundered back to the people out of India or something like that or whoever the big players are. Who knows that those operations in India could very well be and ran out out of the United States, too.
00:34:39:05 - 00:34:58:03
Mike
Yeah. No, just some fucking rich asshole. He runs those fucking, you know, call centers that fucking rip off people. And then it just goes in a circle. Who knows?
00:34:58:03 - 00:34:58:21
Jared
The circle of.
00:35:00:02 - 00:35:31:13
Mike
To the circle, but no. Yeah, like, so he's, he's adapted this thing and I, I just remember the one time some ghetto gangsters grabbed the box and they fucking opened it up, and it started doing the Kevin McAllister thing and they shot it. I am pretty sure you heard gunshots and then they cut out or whatever because you just kind of hear like a bunch of bleeps.
00:35:31:13 - 00:36:13:08
Mike
They were like, What the fuck? And then? And then it was just like, whatever. Yeah. So that's fucking wild. That's like the only thing though is like, that's like quite a, quite a lot of money right there. I mean, do they like they're like Samsung cell phones like. Yeah, yeah. Alex So those are about $1,000 apiece if you want to outright buy them a thousand or more that your cat in the background that I just hear yeah he's.
00:36:13:20 - 00:36:16:13
Jared
Like he's never bothered me before.
00:36:16:14 - 00:36:33:08
Mike
Now he's Oh bro, I thought you had a child like in your house kind of like screaming. And I'm like, I don't think he has like, any, like like I'm like, no, sounded like a two or three year old that was like back there.
00:36:33:09 - 00:36:52:02
Jared
I know. He's like, he never bothers me. Now he's just like, all over my all over my desk, like, with his tail and everything. He never comes into my room. He's he's been feeling sick. He's been feeling sick today, though, so I.
00:36:52:02 - 00:36:52:17
Mike
Think, uh.
00:36:53:09 - 00:36:54:21
Jared
Just wanting some lovin.
00:36:55:11 - 00:37:22:18
Mike
Yeah, I did. I did. I sent you that tick tock of the cats that were fit. So there's two Roombas, and then they build, they put. They took these boxes and they like, made them look like they were tanks. So yeah, it's like the boxes sit on the Roombas. They look like takes. The cats are in there and they look like the tank operators.
00:37:23:02 - 00:37:36:15
Mike
Yeah. The Roombas are just going at it as their own well and like they end up like crashing into each other. It's like the one cat goes overboard though.
00:37:36:15 - 00:37:40:19
Jared
I don't remember seeing that one, but I mean, I've seen all kinds of them.
00:37:41:08 - 00:37:57:22
Mike
Yeah. Uh, through send it. But I did. I don't know if I want to read these articles because I'm kind of enjoying the random talk right here. So we'll going.
00:37:57:23 - 00:37:59:13
Jared
Back to try and like.
00:37:59:16 - 00:38:00:04
Mike
Yeah.
00:38:00:19 - 00:38:03:03
Jared
I always wanted to make one of those light suits.
00:38:04:05 - 00:38:05:03
Mike
Oh, yeah.
00:38:05:03 - 00:38:33:00
Jared
Like, all right, even the bike, like the light bikes, like the house, there's people that have actually made them and they put sick, like, realistic. But the suits, I mean if you look at the suits like you can buy them on Etsy and stuff and people are charging like 1200 dollars and all it is is like a leather suit with like those yellow lights.
00:38:33:14 - 00:38:38:21
Jared
What are those like? It just looks like a patch, but it's like a light.
00:38:38:21 - 00:39:09:07
Mike
So, yeah. Yeah. Who was it? It was like I can friend. I figured his name. He dressed up as somebody from from his pretty good suit to like he did that he like I'm pretty sure he made it. It could be wrong. He could have been. Yeah, 500 bucks for it. But yeah, it looks pretty crazy. Yet it had like the hood and all that and then everything lit up.
00:39:10:17 - 00:39:12:22
Mike
Hmm.
00:39:12:22 - 00:39:13:22
Jared
I think that would be neat.
00:39:14:11 - 00:39:45:23
Mike
Yeah, I did especially like it. Dark blue. Like I like it like even the the def punk scene. Like, yeah, it was kind of cool. Like, it was just weird because, like, the city is so empty, so there's like, no life around and like, you know, I don't want harm, you know, on anybody, but it would be nice to, like, walk around in, like, an empty city and I have once I got that same feeling, it was like a few years ago or not a few years ago.
00:39:45:23 - 00:40:12:13
Mike
It was a long time ago, actually. It was in the city of Chicago. I was leaving a buddy's place and I was headed on a train back to Tinley and it was like Saturday morning. This is back when the NATO's summit. So that was like over ten years ago. Okay, that I'm talking about. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, dude, I was walking through the city and there wasn't a soul on the street.
00:40:12:13 - 00:40:34:04
Mike
There wasn't even cars on the street. There was like a car like every 5 minutes, like one car. Yeah. As I'm walking through the loop area now, this is like the most busy area, you know, during the week. And it was going to be busy in the next few hours. But like that early, it was like I think six or seven in the morning.
00:40:34:22 - 00:40:48:10
Mike
So it was like just after sunrise and it was just yeah, there was no. But the only people around were the bell. People from all the hotels. Yeah, but isn't it weird like. Yeah.
00:40:48:20 - 00:41:11:07
Jared
Like when you go in, like, you're not expecting a lot of people to be out. Like, at that time of day, you're like, Oh, where is everybody? It's the city, everybody. You know, it doesn't matter what time it is. Usually there's always people out about in the city, you know. But the worst is like you take a day of work and you're like, Oh, I'm going to do some shit and get some shit done.
00:41:11:07 - 00:41:21:06
Jared
And then like you go out to like shop, like to run some errands or something. Like, the fuck are all these people doing? Like how do all these people have the day off right now?
00:41:21:23 - 00:41:23:06
Mike
You know, like, like, yeah.
00:41:23:15 - 00:41:31:05
Jared
Yeah. Like that can't be the fact. Like, it has to be that many people just don't have jobs in the middle of the day. Like lazy.
00:41:31:07 - 00:41:37:18
Mike
That's like the tail end. I think it's the tail end of the baby boomers, dude. It's just like there's still a lot of them out there.
00:41:38:14 - 00:41:38:23
Jared
Yeah.
00:41:39:12 - 00:41:43:08
Mike
Um, and they're all retired now for the most part.
00:41:44:14 - 00:41:53:08
Jared
So, yeah, they have a still. Like, it's not even just that though. They'll be like younger people and whatnot when I'm out.
00:41:53:19 - 00:42:00:18
Mike
Oh yeah. That's the other. Well, maybe it's because everyone works from home now.
00:42:00:18 - 00:42:04:20
Jared
Maybe if people like take their lunches at that time or something or.
00:42:05:05 - 00:42:09:15
Mike
I don't know, maybe people just don't fucking work somehow.
00:42:09:15 - 00:42:11:01
Jared
I don't know how that's possible.
00:42:12:10 - 00:42:31:03
Mike
I don't know. Like I love the people that go on like YouTube, like never work a day again in your life. Do it like me. I'll teach you the secrets, right? Yeah. It's like, okay, you're an idiot. Like the secret. You just get to make money off your fake book.
00:42:32:03 - 00:42:53:10
Jared
Yeah, it's like that one take guy Andrew Tate. Yeah. Who's like, Oh, he's smoking a cigar and, like, sitting there doing a podcast and tell him how he's like, Well, there's people that are 14 years old, years old, making, you know, $7,000 a week. It's like, get the fuck out of here.
00:42:53:18 - 00:43:21:02
Mike
Well, I love how they always, like, talk about a Oh, you got to be positive. You got to surround yourself with, like, positive people and, you know, all this bullshit. Like, it's like you got lucky, and now you're like, you don't even know how you fucking did it. You're like, Yeah, oh, yeah. Hang out with, like, people that know their shit and be positive.
00:43:21:22 - 00:43:24:17
Mike
Yeah, you'll be a millionaire. Yeah.
00:43:24:18 - 00:43:44:06
Jared
It's like, you're like like I get it if you don't try, you know, to do something. I mean, a lot of that shit is just like day trading shit. You know, if you actually, like, dig into it, it's like, oh, dude, day trading. It's like, not everybody hits that big today. Shit. Yeah, you can make some money, but there's a lot of risk involved too.
00:43:44:06 - 00:43:45:02
Mike
And like, right.
00:43:45:02 - 00:44:01:22
Jared
Yeah, if I was younger and didn't have responsibilities, it would be a different story. But I can't just go and dump, you know, $1,000 into something and risk that, you know, that I'm going to make money back on that thousand dollars. You know, it's.
00:44:02:10 - 00:44:22:13
Mike
The next question to ask, too, is, okay, well, why are they wasting their time making this fucking video and trying to lure you into a class? And it's like, if they're making all this money, right? Why is somebody that nice? They want to share the wealth and it's like and it's like, why would they want to do that?
00:44:22:13 - 00:44:46:09
Mike
Because isn't that going to take away from their market or whatever? And it's like, no, because they're going to just feed bullshit that people are going to pay for and they're still going to only give em like one side of the story and it's still going to be some motivational bullshit, you know, like you got to positive, you got to be focused and you know, it's like.
00:44:46:09 - 00:45:08:06
Jared
Those, those are the people that have the disposable income. And the a part of the problem with it is like the type of day trading that you do. Yeah, you might have like one 2%, you know, come your way, but it only is beneficial to you if you're using lots of money.
00:45:08:21 - 00:45:09:02
Mike
Yeah.
00:45:09:02 - 00:45:34:21
Jared
Okay, I'm going to oh one or 2% here or there. I'm going to. Right. If I had, you know, 100 grand and I got one or 2% off of that, yeah, it makes a difference that I could just sell it off and take that one or 2% and invest that in something and so on and so forth. But you know, the everyday person can't do that shit and that's what it's like.
00:45:36:18 - 00:45:48:11
Jared
I don't know, it's a scam. It's probably a pyramid scheme bullshit. Hey, get your buddy to join too. And then, yeah, you know, it's like CrossFit. It's a pyramid scheme.
00:45:48:11 - 00:45:52:11
Mike
They give you give it your grandma's phone number. Yeah. Yeah, it.
00:45:52:14 - 00:46:05:02
Jared
Calls comes back. It's just the some fucking Indian guy or some guy in Jamaica or Africa and he's like, well, let me tell you about day trading here. Send me this money where.
00:46:05:12 - 00:46:26:18
Mike
No, no, no. First off there, let's talk about day trading. Let's connect our computers first. Let's build up your bank account statement. Oh, my God. I accidentally sent you fi. Five grand or 20 grand. I'm going to need you to send it back to me in a month to make a bank withdrawal and put it into a book.
00:46:27:10 - 00:46:28:20
Mike
Preferably book.
00:46:29:09 - 00:46:33:12
Jared
Yeah, preferably a Bible.
00:46:35:00 - 00:46:51:00
Mike
Yeah. Bibles are good. Plenty of pages you can even get. Yeah. Cut out the middle of the pages. Like when you make like a book like stash, like don't you got to like glue all the pages together first and then like cut it out like an imagine.
00:46:51:00 - 00:46:51:06
Jared
Yeah.
00:46:51:06 - 00:46:58:19
Mike
So far I've tried making one in the past and have never been successful because it's, I've never like looted or anything. I just thought, oh yeah.
00:46:58:19 - 00:46:59:08
Jared
And I.
00:46:59:18 - 00:47:07:13
Mike
Oh, you just take a knife and or a blade or something and then just slowly do it one by one. Now, never worked.
00:47:08:01 - 00:47:11:10
Jared
Well, it's never going to work.
00:47:11:10 - 00:47:12:09
Mike
It's never going to work.
00:47:12:20 - 00:47:22:03
Jared
Fucking it's all a scam. Everything's a scam. Even working in general is a scam. Taxes are a scam.
00:47:23:02 - 00:47:25:06
Mike
So yeah. How do you how do you get taxed.
00:47:25:14 - 00:47:32:18
Jared
On your income and then you spend your money and get taxed on the money that you just spent to buy stuff to live.
00:47:33:12 - 00:47:34:01
Mike
I know.
00:47:34:01 - 00:47:47:10
Jared
Like, how is even legal? You're taxed on the house that you live in that you already purchased because you just own it. Oh, you own this? Well, you're going to have to pay a tax on it. Like, what the fuck?
00:47:47:12 - 00:48:15:15
Mike
Well, here's the best part. You're paying the tax on the property, but because there's a house on the property, it's worth more. So it's yeah, dude, that's the it's like it's like back to the fucking Rockefeller fucking bank trust that they have with each other their insurance policies, like, but like the government just uses us. We're the one paying into their fund and they just keep getting unlimited money.
00:48:15:15 - 00:48:26:16
Jared
And it's like even think of that, like, okay, you're going to own land and we're going to tax you on it. And if you don't pay these taxes, we're going to take that land that you own away.
00:48:28:03 - 00:48:42:10
Mike
All right. Where somebody or somebody can buy that. Yeah. If you don't pay your taxes, somebody can come in and swoop in and just pay your taxes for you. And then they own it now without even insulting you.
00:48:42:10 - 00:48:43:04
Jared
It's insane.
00:48:43:22 - 00:48:58:04
Mike
That is insane. Yeah. If you're back on your taxes, somebody could literally come and pay for your taxes. And now they own your home without your consent. I don't even know how that's fucking legal. Maybe I'm wrong about that.
00:48:59:11 - 00:49:02:14
Jared
But no, I've heard of that shit.
00:49:02:14 - 00:49:21:18
Mike
Well, like, I think yeah, I think you could do that with like businesses too and stuff. So, like, if a business hasn't paid their taxes, you could probably just pay the taxes. And now it's your business. It's fucking wild. It's just fucking wild that. Yeah, like money does all that.
00:49:22:09 - 00:49:23:09
Jared
And yet alone.
00:49:23:23 - 00:49:24:03
Mike
Mean.
00:49:25:03 - 00:49:27:08
Jared
They still haven't paid me for my foreskin.
00:49:27:15 - 00:49:28:00
Mike
So.
00:49:28:07 - 00:49:56:03
Jared
The fuck I mean you know what I with yeah I want all that money with interest over the past you know almost 40 years with inflation increase on that I want that money pay me whereas I'm going to sue the fucking hospital that did it. It's what was it on and do page.
00:49:57:07 - 00:50:10:11
Mike
Oh what is what if you make a big fucking stink about this then I know where you just get a fucking jar mailed to you.
00:50:11:06 - 00:50:12:06
Jared
With my foreskin in.
00:50:12:09 - 00:50:24:18
Mike
Yeah, it says your name on there. Yeah. You're just like, oh well I got it. You know, it's in like, no, no.
00:50:25:00 - 00:50:26:15
Jared
No rich, no returns.
00:50:27:04 - 00:50:32:00
Mike
Yeah, no return is passed.
00:50:32:00 - 00:50:35:09
Jared
This is past three months. The past three months they return it.
00:50:35:16 - 00:50:36:03
Mike
Yeah.
00:50:36:12 - 00:50:37:15
Jared
90 day returns.
00:50:39:00 - 00:50:43:21
Mike
30 day returns on all that's in the Constitution.
00:50:44:13 - 00:50:52:18
Jared
Yeah, I'm going to do it. Good Samaritan Hospital. That's what it was. Well, I guess.
00:50:53:21 - 00:50:57:15
Mike
They were two good Samaritans. They got your no skin off.
00:50:58:07 - 00:51:00:01
Jared
No, they didn't have my consent.
00:51:01:22 - 00:51:02:21
Mike
No, they didn't.
00:51:03:11 - 00:51:14:16
Jared
The mutilate my body. Yeah. Oh, I wish reparations.
00:51:14:16 - 00:51:31:11
Mike
Oh, I don't know if we're going to have a Christmas special. I still don't know what's going to happen next week. Right, with what's this face that we won't name here. But I his house party.
00:51:32:18 - 00:51:34:14
Jared
Oh, I don't think that's right.
00:51:35:00 - 00:52:09:16
Mike
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So maybe we can do it next week, but, um, there was something I wanted to bring up. Um, was. So what is your ideal Santa Clause? Okay, now, this is what I mean. Like, if you could build a Santa Clause, let's just say, like, oh, like a Santa Clause character. And just like, you could take every characteristic you could think of, put it together, like what actors you've seen or like what body types and all that shit.
00:52:10:11 - 00:52:18:01
Mike
Like what? How would you want your ideal? Like Santa Claus?
00:52:18:01 - 00:52:18:23
Jared
I don't know. It's kind of.
00:52:18:23 - 00:52:22:12
Mike
Weird. It's kind of a weird question.
00:52:22:20 - 00:52:47:11
Jared
I don't know. I mean, I yeah, I mean, I could think of what like in my mind, I think of a Santa Claus looking like, but I don't know if I can really think of I mean, on the spot of. Yeah, yeah, no Santa Claus. I don't know Tim Allen, man. That he's Santa Claus.
00:52:47:18 - 00:53:14:13
Mike
Well, right. Like I personally would like Tim Allen with all the fucking fat and the jolly penis. I know. That's like, that's what I'm trying to get at is like, if you were, if somebody came up to you was like, all right, I want you to come up with the Santa Claus character. How would you do it? You know, and it'd be like, okay, I would do Tim Allen, but I wouldn't put a fat suit on him or make him fat.
00:53:15:13 - 00:53:51:15
Mike
I would make him fucking Tim Allen. But maybe we gave him like a fucking beard or something. Like a grayish beard, but not quite white or something. I don't know. I guess like the person I had in mind was like definitely like that Kurt Russell, like tape from the Christmas Chronicles. But instead of like a fat body but more of like a a leaner build, you know, like a big boned looking dude, not more like a big fat, you know, jolly dude that eaten like 20 ice cream sundaes.
00:53:51:23 - 00:53:52:06
Mike
You know.
00:53:52:09 - 00:54:21:12
Jared
You should watch is a it's a kid's movie. It's actually a really good movie because I watch it every year called Claus. It's on Netflix that he's like, it's kind of like the How to Santa Claus come to be and this and that. And the guy is actually like this. He's like a woodsman and it's a cartoon. So yeah, but he's like this huge dude, like, just he's, you know, and swinging an ax his entire life.
00:54:21:14 - 00:54:26:07
Mike
Yeah. Like lumberjack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rani.
00:54:26:21 - 00:54:40:00
Jared
Watch claws. You'll you'll get what I'm saying. Okay. I read that if I was. If my ideal Santa Claus would probably be like Ray Stevens when he played Ballin Skull.
00:54:41:18 - 00:54:42:21
Mike
Yeah, it's.
00:54:44:21 - 00:54:51:12
Jared
Just like a very refined, wise looking older man with all white.
00:54:52:12 - 00:55:28:17
Mike
You gave him, like, long hair. So of more like the Gandalf look or like for what's his face. Sam Elliott from Roadhouse wrote white like gave him but gave him a beard though to but not like the beard from you know Thor like that long maybe gave him maybe that more like shaved white beard where it's like clean cut like that might actually be nice, but dude, that's actually a good call.
00:55:28:17 - 00:55:40:04
Mike
Ray Stevens being, um. Yeah, that, like, alternate universe fucking Santa Claus.
00:55:40:04 - 00:55:42:09
Jared
Maybe in a different universe, still be alive.
00:55:43:12 - 00:55:45:12
Mike
Oh, he is in another universe.
00:55:46:07 - 00:55:51:02
Jared
This fucking shitty universe that we got pushed into the fucking accelerator.
00:55:51:12 - 00:55:52:02
Mike
You know.
00:55:52:02 - 00:56:02:11
Jared
Or he's dead. And they call it Interview with the Vampire instead of with a vampire. Like, that's bullshit. It was always interview with a vampire.
00:56:03:13 - 00:56:13:13
Mike
You know, right now you brought that up. I'm still fucking on the fence about this Shazam thing with Sinbad. I think that, like.
00:56:14:00 - 00:56:16:13
Jared
People have pictures of it right now.
00:56:17:01 - 00:56:40:00
Mike
I remember, like, seeing, like, on it because I had HBO when I was real young because we had cable and, you know, we didn't always have it like my, my dad would kind of like, you know, pay for it for a few months and then he'd cancel it. So sometimes we had to wait for like three weekends, you know, and they'd give you the free samples for like a weekend or a week.
00:56:41:12 - 00:57:09:12
Mike
And yeah, like I remember seeing the commercials. Like, I remember the one with fuckin Shaquille O'Neal, but I also remember because like they always do this when they make movies, there's always like a fucking knock off all deep brain movie. Like, there's like one studio comes out with it, like a link with the asteroids. Like you had deep impact in your head.
00:57:09:12 - 00:57:19:18
Mike
Fucking Armageddon. Yeah. And I think Armageddon was supposed to be the fucking knock off, and it ended up being like one of the killer movies.
00:57:20:12 - 00:57:32:06
Jared
Oh, then there is Space Cowboys, too, where you had all the men in it. Right in Tommy Lee Jones. Clint was a Clint Eastwood was in that.
00:57:32:10 - 00:57:38:11
Mike
No. Yeah, he was. Yeah he was he, he was in charge of them. He was the commander. Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:39:22 - 00:57:47:02
Jared
I mean there is plenty of, you know, that was just like the theme around that time, you know what I mean?
00:57:47:02 - 00:57:47:11
Mike
Yeah.
00:57:48:00 - 00:57:51:15
Jared
Everybody was doing, like, world ending.
00:57:53:13 - 00:57:53:16
Mike
Yeah.
00:57:53:18 - 00:57:55:14
Jared
Like meteor type.
00:57:56:10 - 00:58:06:06
Mike
So Russians have a satellite with, like, 40 fucking nuclear warheads. It's losing power. And so when it loses power, they're just going to fucking ignite and.
00:58:07:20 - 00:58:15:02
Jared
Blow it in the atmosphere and then take out the planet. Yeah, we're going to have a nuclear winter all the time here.
00:58:16:05 - 00:58:21:15
Mike
Look at that is back.
00:58:21:23 - 00:58:28:15
Jared
He doesn't want to leave me alone at all. That's all right, Kitty. Now, you've been feeling yucky.
00:58:28:15 - 00:58:30:21
Mike
Maybe he's trying to podcast.
00:58:31:16 - 00:58:51:15
Jared
Maybe you to start his own simulcast. The funny part is, it's like usually he is never in here and it's always your dogs barking. Yeah. And yet today, your dogs haven't barked once. And now my cats in here terrorizing me.
00:58:52:15 - 00:58:53:11
Mike
Like, it's like.
00:58:53:11 - 00:58:58:02
Jared
Literally pacing by my desk.
00:58:58:02 - 00:59:32:06
Mike
I'll take your cat's meow over my dogs barking because it's like I can barely hear it. It, like I said, it sounds like a faint child. The background just like. Like, yeah, I don't know it. Um, so, yeah, my dogs, I don't know, their bark is like, piercing. I fucking hate it. Yeah. Like I listen to some of the, the call that are, you know, when I'm listening through the editing on this and I hear them barking in the background, it's like you motherfuckers.
00:59:32:06 - 00:59:34:09
Jared
They're like, what? Like three rooms away?
00:59:34:19 - 01:00:04:23
Mike
Yeah, they're fucking. They're loud. That's why hopefully we'll have, we'll have them under control here. We got bark collars so they're going to beat that shit scares them, dude. Yeah, that's what's crazy. It's like I don't even need to use the shock feature. I don't like using the shock feature, but like, I've gone through so many bark collars because they just, they're just shitty quality.
01:00:06:03 - 01:00:29:20
Mike
Some aren't even chargeable. So you can't find a fucking battery for it anywhere. And then the other ones that are chargeable, they, I don't know if you don't use them for a while and you try to recharge them, their batteries like don't work anymore, they go like that. So, so we're going to try it again. We'll see if it works.
01:00:30:03 - 01:00:57:12
Mike
It should so but whatever. But I think that's it for our show here today. I think we're at the hour, mark. So. Yeah, thank you. Thank you again for your support. Make sure to if you're first time listener, make sure you hit that follow subscribe button. Uh, for everybody that does subscribe and follow. Thank you again for your support.
01:00:58:17 - 01:01:19:08
Mike
Make sure to check our Tell It Right podcast dot com. We do have a Dave Portnoy blog up there just talking about his bites. Just talking about him in general is pretty cool guy, but yeah, pretty fucking ridiculous to at the same time it's entertaining. So yeah.
01:01:19:14 - 01:01:27:09
Jared
I'd love to meet him. He seems like probably pretty down to earth. Yeah, who knows? Maybe he's a dick.
01:01:27:18 - 01:01:50:05
Mike
No fun, you know, buddy? Yeah. No, but I. Yeah. Check out our podcast, leave us a comment if you want to interact with us. But other than that, we do thank you for your support and shit. Shit. That's it