Episode 58 - Tell it Right - 1.6.2024

Happy New Year!
The Year of Wellness, Jared talks meditating and taking care of ones mind.
Alaska Airlines flight loose part of its hull in Midflight
Mike trips out on Airplanes when he downs 100mg of THC gummies
Helicopters are like pick up trucks of air travel
Mike runs into his grandpa at the grocery store, and hears the old miliary stories.

Transcript

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Speaker 1
All right. And Saturday, January six, 2024. And you're listening to Tell It Right Podcast Episode 58/1 Show of 2024.

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Speaker 2
58.

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Speaker 1
58. Happy New Year. Yeah. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. We after those those are tuning in for the first time. Make sure you hit the subscribe button so you can catch all the latest episodes. Accelerate podcast. Also check out WW Dot Tell It Right podcast dot com where you can leave us some comments or if you got crazy shit you find on the internet.

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Speaker 1
Happy New Year.

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Speaker 2
Happy New Year. And it's going. It's Saturday and it is always good.

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Speaker 1
I fucking love Saturdays. You know, I. Because it's like. It's that in-between day, you know? Yeah. You work on Friday, but like, you're able to relax once you get out of work, it's like, okay, I don't have to go to work tomorrow. So like, yeah, in itself, like once, 5:00, it's, it's not a weekend. So, you know, it's kind of like a half day, you know?

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Speaker 1
Sure, it's a half day. It's a hell. Yeah. Okay. And then. Yeah, that's Saturday, though. It's just like it it's it feels like pure freedom. It's just, like, works two days away. So it doesn't feel like it's anywhere close.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Work from yesterday just feels like that was weeks ago. Who cares? I don't want to remember that. And so you're just in this bliss. This this calm bliss for. For one day. And then the sun comes and you get the scaries, and you're just like, for me.

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Speaker 2
Well, this one with the worst thing, like, and it's I've been trying not to, but it's like I get anxiety even thinking about Sunday. Now it's not even Monday, you know.

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Speaker 1
That's that you got to work on. Yeah. I mean, it's it's hard. No, you're right though. You can fall down that whole and and all of a sudden you're just like a nervous wreck. You don't even want to fucking live anymore.

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Speaker 2
You know? And it's Sunday is like I'm like right now. I'm like, in between, like cake out. It's Sunday. It's the last day of the weekend, right? And then there's Monday and it's like, why should I be, you know, all worried about Sunday? I shouldn't. Sunday is, you know, it's God's day, you know, it's it's the day off the Sabbath, Shomer, Shabazz.

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Speaker 1
So much of it. I should.

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Speaker 3
Throw.

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Speaker 2
Shadows. Yeah, yeah. I don't roll Shomer Chavez.

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Speaker 1
I don't fucking drive. I don't answer the phone unless it's a fucking emergency.

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Speaker 3
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
I don't even know I'm answering this car right now because it's emergency, dude. Oh, okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. So that. Yeah, I got to get out of that, that mindset. Like, I, that's, that's one of my goals for this year is it's, it's going to be the very self care type year with not only physical but like mental. Like I'm going to start trying to yeah, I want to try to start like meditating possibly.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. Something like that. Something to I don't know. I think that's, that's what you are.

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Speaker 1
That's what you need. You need to work on that meditating. You need to get to that point where I feel like I've had an out-of-body experience. I felt like I did it. Once I, I meditated, I got really relaxed, very aware of my surroundings, but very relaxed, eyes closed. And then I think, like, I felt like I was falling asleep and I was dreaming, but like, it was weird.

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Speaker 1
It was like I was trying to rise up and I was like, in my room, and I was struggling to be like, you know, like you could sit there and be like, well, maybe it was just a fucked up dream. You know? How, like, you're trying to fight somebody? Yeah. It's like you throw it as hard as you can, but it's like the weakest fucking thing that.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. In your life, it was kind of like that. It was almost like there is like this old toy. I'll have to look it up. But it was like filled with liquid and it had all these little fucking slim slams and they're like, you know, I don't know what the hell you want to call it, but you press this button and it, you know, I pulled in pressure and it started pushing the water up and then, like all these little sparkly things would start flying around it like felt like that, like I was trying to get up.

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Speaker 1
But then when I would get higher, all of a sudden I would like kind of roll downwards. And then I would have pushing myself up like I never like left the room, but like I was definitely on the fucking ceiling. It's like, I don't know, maybe it was a fucked up dream or.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Maybe I did it. Maybe.

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Speaker 2
Maybe you meditated so hard that you just were dreaming.

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Speaker 1
So I'm thinking. I think that's what I did. I was. No, I think I was meditating so hard that it felt like a dream.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, it's a possibility.

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Speaker 1
Well, I mean, they always say, like, the dream state could be like another universe, you know?

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Speaker 2
Oh, realm.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. You know what I think the dream state is? If you believe in the multiverse theory, it's when all your fucking parts conscious is fucking combined.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Like, I don't know.

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Speaker 2
I don't know. I've had some weird ass dream. Yeah. I hope that's not what's on the other.

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Speaker 1
Now, meditating can be fucking wild. Like, there's like if you do it right and you focus enough like your whole fucking body starts vibrating, like it's the weirdest thing and that's what Yeah. That, that vibration that you start feeling, you know, the eastern medicine people, they're all like, that's you detaching from your fucking your soul, detaching from your body, ready to go to the next round's not like dying.

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Speaker 1
I'm not saying you're about to die. That whole out-of-body experience, that's when it's.

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Speaker 2
Like when.

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Speaker 1
It's when it's.

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Speaker 2
Doctor Strange gets knocked out of is is physical body into the astral plane.

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Speaker 1
Yes, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm sure he was vibrating like a motherfucker.

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Speaker 2
Right when he got.

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Speaker 1
Hit. It was just like. And then he was out of his body. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Well, wouldn't that just give you a give you a hard on?

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Speaker 3
I mean.

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Speaker 1
Like you if you're like some bald bitch, you know, automatically you get a hard on.

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Speaker 2
Just from one of your vibrating tears. So, I mean, it's just like, no, no.

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Speaker 1
No, no, no, I can't recall. I can't recall that ever happening.

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Speaker 2
I want to learn to do that thing where you can just not on command without like touching, you know, talking about.

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Speaker 3
Just.

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Speaker 2
Like you're using your mind. Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. Look it up.

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Speaker 1
You use your mind, and then also the cream in your pants.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, I mean, it takes a little bit. It's like part of, like, what do you call it? Like a meditation thing.

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Speaker 1
Interesting. Yeah. It's the ultimate journey, I guess.

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Speaker 2
I mean, there might be a tuning fork in your be.

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Speaker 3
But like.

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Speaker 2
What's the frequency for the earth? Like 446 or something?

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Speaker 1
Kilohertz, the god frequency, anything. It's four. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Five, four, something like 438 or 45.

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Speaker 1
I don't know. Speaking of numbers, I got some breaking news here. Did you hear about this 737 Boeing that fucking like one of the windows popped out of it while they were flying?

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Speaker 2
No.

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Speaker 3
No.

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Speaker 1
Okay. So like there is a fuselage section that ripped away from a Boeing 737 max jet mid-flight on Friday reflects a design feature in use for many years, suggesting investigators are likely to zero in on the issue in manufacturing, in the manufacturing process rather than a design flaw. The Max nine aircraft was built with the modular cutout in the frame that can house additional emergency exits for high density configurations.

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Speaker 1
Some airlines order planes with the doors installed to maximize the number of seats. Others like flights. 1282 OPERATOR Alaska Airlines don't require extra exits and have the holes permanently plugged up. So I guess I'm getting it. It's like it's not technically on that airplane. It's not an emergency exit, but that's where an emergency exit would be, right? So they need so basically for this customer, Alaska Airlines, for while, I don't know why they don't require it, but obviously they do.

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Speaker 1
Boeing just fucking filled it in with some.

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Speaker 2
They just cocked it.

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Speaker 3
Closed was good you know. Yeah. Yeah. And you got.

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Speaker 2
That an emergency exit anymore. Unless there actually is an emergency with the plane and then it's going to fall apart. And this is going to go this is the this cocked up whole is going first.

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Speaker 1
So I so it's funny as I was watching a fucking U2 or Tic TAC out of this now I found out about it and this is this chick's recording the whole thing like she's like sex scene just blew out of the airplane mid-flight, you know, like in, like, they all got the oxygen masks dropped. Yeah. So, like, this is like pilots emergency.

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Speaker 1
Laney, she keeps cutting the different parts of this whole experience. And then like, yeah, so now they're on the ground and like, the flight attendants over there, it he's telling everybody, no one was sitting there. It was fine. It's fine. And I'm thinking to myself, Well, no, because they fucking got ripped out of the plane. You have no idea where they're at.

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Speaker 1
You have no idea that somebody was sitting there. They're gone now. Smart seatbelt. And they're the one asshole that they didn't seatbelt on, lift, take off. And they got out of the plane. Nobody actually knew that they were sitting there and everybody assumed, oh, no, no one was there. We're fine.

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Speaker 2
All right, he's gone.

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Speaker 1
Rest in peace.

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Speaker 2
Whoever did they was their person. They're like, Oh, no.

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Speaker 1
There wasn't anybody. Like, That's weird on a flight. I mean, few years ago.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, you're going to Alaska.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. I said yeah. How many people go early? Go to fucking Alaska? No. Like the one time I was going to Arizona, that was it was like in the morning and it was fucking awesome. It was like the first flight I've ever been on in my life where there were empty seats. Yeah, I was like, Holy fuck, because it was cold coming out of COVID.

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Speaker 1
So I was like, This is awesome. Like, that's the thing with me. Like, I'm all right with flying. I like, you know, the heights and I like looking out the window and, you know, it's, it's pretty cool feeling, but I get kind of like fucking weird when there's, when I'm like jammed in, right. Mhm. It's like a claustrophobia in a way in like a, a kind of like I don't like freak out obviously because you'd see me on the news and I don't like diarrhea up and down the, you know, a walkway either.

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Speaker 1
But like, yeah, I kind of like sit there like I just got to kind of like take deep breaths. And it's probably because I like down a bunch of gummies before it's an airplane.

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Speaker 2
Oh, that's probably not helpful either.

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Speaker 1
No. So I'm not going to do it anymore. I used to do it thinking like, all right, I'm going to hit some gummies. I'll be nice and fucking right and I'll just fall asleep. No, I think I like actually go out a panic.

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Speaker 2
Mode and then I have a panic attack. Anxiety attack all a sudden.

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Speaker 1
Here's this. Funny cause Joe Rogan always says, like, the therapy to marijuana is to, like, fucking overdose on it. Like where you take where you do so much of it to where you're tweaking out and you're freaking out about everything. Because what he says, how he puts it is it's like it's like you versed yourself and it's your brain telling you all the fucking things that like you worry about, not even worry about, but the things that are like kind of pressing on that you're like ignoring him.

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Speaker 1
That's when you start thinking about it. When you're fucking tripping balls, you know, yeah. Down in a bunch of gummies and, you know, smoking a bunch of joints or whatever. Like, so, like, I think like the issue I'm having is my mind goes, you can't step out of the plane if you want it to. You know, it's like.

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Speaker 2
Those intrusive thoughts start getting in there.

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Speaker 1
Right? Then I'm like in my head like, You're fucking right. I can't hear if I want fresh air right now. I'm like, Obviously you're not going to open a plane in the middle of, you know, flight for like, yeah, I'm like sitting there like, you're right. I can't just walk out of here. I'm stuck. And then, like, sometimes, yeah, I'll think about a submarine, not like on the airplane, but like when I watch a video and I see a submarine, like, I think it's super cool, but then I start thinking about that factor that you're underwater for like months at a time.

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Speaker 1
And like, even when you do get like when they do surface, like there's no time to just come out and enjoy it. They'll do it sometimes. Yeah, like they have to for like health reasons. But for the most part, every time they surface, it's like they're getting supplies or fucking seals, and then they're just. They're diving and then they're back.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. So.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, my step brothers, submariner.

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Speaker 1
Oh, man, it's no bullshit. It's just like, yeah, he's like Jon Voight said in Pearl Harbor. I like submarines. They're no time for bullshit. Neither do I.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, well, I couldn't do that shit. I could be trapped in a tin can for months.

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Speaker 1
What I think is nice about the helicopter here, it's like that same fear I had in the airplane. Like, I can't get a fresh air. You can get fresh air like, yeah, because you're not that low or that high. So like, you're basically just hanging out like you're on the back of a fucking pickup truck.

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Speaker 2
It's exactly. Helicopters are the pickup trucks of aviation.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Like you literally just hang it out there like those fucking hillbillies in the South that you just rip off the side and, like, one guy's got, like, a fucking wheatgrass in his mouth, and he's like, Yeah, just another fly that's like.

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Speaker 2
100% spot on. Like, like we would fly around it. I'd be like, okay, I'm opening my window up, my window open. I'm hanging out like a dog in the in the breeze. Or I've got pictures of me with my legs outside of this window. Yeah. While we're flying it. Like I don't even know how fast and.

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Speaker 3
And.

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Speaker 2
We're like 4000 feet in the air, and my legs are just. And that's everybody did dip. Everybody said it was just like I'm like, I didn't don't even dip. But we'd be we'd be gone and we'd go away for, you know, a couple of weeks or a month or whatever. And I would dip well, that now, like, I don't do it, you know.

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Speaker 1
Now it's these guys, the robes or.

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Speaker 2
The pouches.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. I guarantee most service guys have gotten off of dip now and now they go to these.

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Speaker 2
It's like, Yeah.

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Speaker 1
I could still keep my lip or my fucking lungs. It's either smoking or Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, that is so weird.

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Speaker 1
Do you think you guys do that? Because it's like you guys are in a job where it's like, Well, we could die out here, so like, fuck it. Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 2
I think so. I mean, part of it is just that, you know, live fast, die young type mentality, you know, like, like Polish people. They're always just living fast and loose, you know? Do you feel like you're, I should say, Polish, but like European people, like Eastern European people, just like I don't know if it's and I don't want to mean this in a really mean way, but a lot of Eastern Europeans are, let's say, undereducated, because of where they came from.

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Speaker 2
You know, it's not a yeah, it's not as developed. You know, if you look at like some parts of the Ukraine, there's people still living like like Amish, you know, churn and butter. And they have farms, you know, that in their small little towns. So, yeah, I think that it's like there's an ignorance to them, like they just don't know.

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Speaker 2
So they just kind of just they just don't even give a shit. They'll just fuck around, Hey, I'm going to drink this whole bottle of vodka. Then let's go drive. And, you know, or like, Russian people are kind of that way, too.

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Speaker 1
No, no, absolutely. I wouldn't get at it. So if you read the book, The Hunt for Red October, I read this years ago, like when I was in like grade or middle school. And like I remember like in one of the first couple of chapters, they're talking about Russians and how they slam fucking vodka all the time, basically how in the United States that would be considered a fucking issue.

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Speaker 1
You know, there's yeah. An alcoholic, but where in Russia. No, that is considered like a moderate drinker. Like. Yeah, you still have to hit like five other tiers in Russia to be considered an alcoholic, which is insanely fucked up.

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Speaker 2
But yeah.

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Speaker 1
I do have a story about a Polish guy, so it was my aunt's man. I used to have a babysitter for the twins and ah, her oldest son when they were younger. Yeah, we'll call her name. Okay.

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Speaker 2
Sure.

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Speaker 1
She. She was married to this guy. They were both Polish. They're both from Poland now. They didn't know each other in Poland. They met here in Chicago, got married. But and at the time, they were both working on their citizenship and stuff. Mm hmm. Well, it's. You is like a carpenter, you know, shops and jobs, right? Most Europeans get into that, you know, and they come over.

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Speaker 1
But like he he also was good with computers, too, and then all this other shit. And so, like, I helped him do some shit around my aunt's house and yeah, he, like, took my computer like he was telling me about. He's like, I'll put all these games on there or fix up your computer. So he did. And he hooked me up with, like, cool ass games that I've never even heard of or seen.

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Speaker 1
They weren't like foreign. They were just all these games because he was probably getting them off the black market sort of deal. Yeah, he was probably into some shit like I wouldn't call it like serious gangster shit, but he was probably in some kind of organized crime, but like he was a huge soccer junkie and like, I smelled it on him and he would tell me weird shit, like, fucking heat's good for you.

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Speaker 1
It's like.

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Speaker 3
I didn't have.

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Speaker 1
Air conditioning in his fucking truck. And we're coming from Minot. Back from Minot. It's like. It's like not a lot of people know, but he. It's good for you. It's really good for you. You know? And I'm like, he's like, that's why I don't have air conditioning. And I'm like, okay, whatever. I don't really get it. You know, I might be going back to air conditioning in about 10 minutes, so I'll be fine.

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Speaker 2
That's exactly. I'll deal with your bullshit for this short period because I know I'm going to be comfortable at least in the next, you know, 10 minutes or so.

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Speaker 1
But anyways, the nanny chick, she left home because I guess she kept fine and vodka bottles underneath the bed and there is no fucking quit. It never happened. Dude was found in his truck like a year later after them splitting up. Like, dead in his truck, surrounded by the bottles.

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Speaker 2
Jesus.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, right. Like, fuck, like, holy shit.

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Speaker 2
Extreme, extreme strip chatter.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Like I was just reading about these, like, old Japanese banks that practically just ate arsenic for, like, three years to mummify themselves, which is fucked like this kind of sounds like that's what he was doing. And so you can fucking.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:22:08:04 - 00:22:15:21
Speaker 1
Push out every piece of water out of his body, you know. Yeah. Be a mommy when he found.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. So I guess getting back to what you're originally stating. Yes, that's well, we live fast and loose, but part of it is just indulging in your, you know, whatever sin finds your fancy, you know, drink and smoking, whatever, whatever vices you can come up with. But I mean, you don't like obviously there's no drugs or anything because hey.

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Speaker 1
Sarge, you want to do test, okay? Crack right now, are you? Yeah, you motherfucker.

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Speaker 3
We're about to go in the front line and.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, but I mean, it was like so like, if we're actually in business doing shit, it was like nothing 8 hours before, you know, before your flight. And like, they actually kept up with that, like, but you're just sleeping, watching movies, fucking flying around, smoking, drinking, just sticking with a bunch of dudes. Like, it was just dumb.

00:23:16:11 - 00:23:18:02
Speaker 1
Hey, what do you do? Like, I got. Oh, just.

00:23:18:02 - 00:23:19:06
Speaker 2
Cool ass pictures.

00:23:20:03 - 00:23:20:10
Speaker 3
With the.

00:23:20:10 - 00:23:23:22
Speaker 1
Dudes tonight. Hey, we're getting with the dudes.

00:23:24:18 - 00:23:39:07
Speaker 2
I just got, like, I've got cool, like, shooting guns and shit. Like, I've got videos of me flying around in helicopters, shooting machine gun outside and shit, you know, like bullets is flying everywhere. It was like me wrapped up in bullets, you know?

00:23:39:08 - 00:23:44:08
Speaker 1
It's fucking awesome today. So I could have. Mya All right, grocery store.

00:23:44:08 - 00:23:45:02
Speaker 2
I love Mya.

00:23:45:10 - 00:24:01:10
Speaker 1
I do too. I, I always see someone I know, right? I saw him and I was like, tired of telling myself today, oh yeah, I'm going to see can again. We will see. So I get there. I don't see Cam, but I see my fucking grandpa dude. And I'm like.

00:24:01:16 - 00:24:02:03
Speaker 3
No way.

00:24:02:17 - 00:24:13:00
Speaker 1
Give me awesome. So like, I love I great. But like, he is a talker so yeah I get that straight from but like we're talking about like air fryers for like 10 minutes.

00:24:13:13 - 00:24:14:18
Speaker 3
Like, I don't.

00:24:14:18 - 00:24:26:13
Speaker 1
Know. I don't know how he turns around another old guy comes roughly close to his age like it is in their eighties. This fucking guys were in 101st Airborne hat, right? And my grandpa was like.

00:24:26:13 - 00:24:27:19
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:24:27:19 - 00:24:48:15
Speaker 1
Yeah, fucking screaming. And guy shakes the guy's hand and then they just start going it. Yeah. So my grandfather was part of the 101st Airborne back in the fifties. He got out in like 58. So like they're telling all these stories, really the guys he would you jump out of bed, you jump out of his.

00:24:48:20 - 00:24:54:14
Speaker 2
You got to leave at that point, you know, for a day and a half between them.

00:24:54:20 - 00:24:57:18
Speaker 1
There was like another 20 minutes, actually. So, like, I'm.

00:24:57:22 - 00:24:58:06
Speaker 2
Starting.

00:24:58:06 - 00:25:07:19
Speaker 1
To worry about my pizza, my frozen pizza, but it's like, start to get there and I'm like, I might have to stop at the freezer, just swap for another friend.

00:25:07:19 - 00:25:08:18
Speaker 2
For that one back.

00:25:08:18 - 00:25:29:19
Speaker 1
But I know I did it. But anyway, so yeah, they're like talking about like what plates they jumped out of and shit and like you're talking about some like fucking bar somewhere, but like, I didn't know where the hell they were. It's a very hot somewhere. I can't gamble in that area. I agree. I was like, Oh, was the only place you could go?

00:25:29:19 - 00:25:38:05
Speaker 1
It was cheap. He's like 80 pages, 75 bucks a month. And then the guy was like, We would have a jump. That was another 55.

00:25:39:15 - 00:25:41:03
Speaker 3
Yeah.

00:25:41:03 - 00:26:04:11
Speaker 1
He's like, Oh, yeah, yeah. There was jump pay. Yeah, that's right example. But the guy's like, Yeah, I used to send my junk pay back to my mom. I just hung out to the the regular pay here. I'm like, Yeah, good. Awesome. These guys are like back in the fifties, actually, I think the guy so my grandpa didn't see the action, but I think the guy though that we ran into, I think he did.

00:26:04:11 - 00:26:23:12
Speaker 1
I think he was right after Korea. So he might have went into Vietnam and some story like so they were working with the French. It's like they're flying. I don't know what the deal was. I think again, it's kind of hard to understand cause they're the way they talk, but they're old.

00:26:24:02 - 00:26:25:07
Speaker 2
They have that old talk.

00:26:25:07 - 00:26:38:06
Speaker 1
Apparently a bunch of like people are like, don't jump, don't you know, like they're going to just fucking shoot at you or whatever. They don't fucking like us, but they jumped in.

00:26:38:06 - 00:26:39:17
Speaker 2
Jesus.

00:26:39:17 - 00:27:00:16
Speaker 1
But not like, what's my grandpa? All right. So my grandpa originally got in the service because he wanted to be an MP. Well, one, he wanted to get the fuck out of his house from his uncle. His uncle, he just them two never side I it's so his uncle's like, oh, you're going to join the army because he had to get his approval.

00:27:00:16 - 00:27:22:10
Speaker 1
He was only 16 so he had to get him to sign off. But he's like, Oh, you want to go join the army? You can't take a fucking order for me. But you go get screamed at everyday. Yeah, yeah, sort of deal. So Gramps was like, Yeah, whatever. But the uncle signed him off. He got in, so he got in as an MP, right?

00:27:23:03 - 00:27:48:15
Speaker 1
So they had pretty cool gig. He was at White Sands Base before. It was an Air Force base and he was guarding nukes, not like like directly, but like he was the base that was holding nukes. So yeah, well, they wanted to change his outfit out of fucking Germany, so he's like, I don't want to go to Germany, you know?

00:27:48:15 - 00:28:15:07
Speaker 1
And they're like, Yeah, got no choice. And he's like, Well, what if I do another profession? They're like, No, because you got a security clearance. We're not going to just let Yeah. Go do something else because I think he was going to try to be a cook. So, you know, like, oh jeez. Yeah, but then they told him like, well, if you join a battle ready combat unit, like you won't say no to that.

00:28:15:18 - 00:28:18:13
Speaker 1
You know, joined the 101st.

00:28:19:01 - 00:28:19:11
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:28:19:22 - 00:28:34:19
Speaker 1
And I mean like do the 101st is not like an easy gig either. I don't think it was back then either. Yeah, tough program. So I mean, more props to him for getting out of Germany.

00:28:35:00 - 00:28:35:08
Speaker 3
You know.

00:28:36:15 - 00:28:44:20
Speaker 1
Like maybe that's why, like, I notice sometimes I do things harder just to not do something a certain way, you know?

00:28:46:05 - 00:28:46:16
Speaker 2
I hear you.

00:28:48:00 - 00:29:01:10
Speaker 1
Probably get that from my grandpa. Just fucking won't take the easy route and just go to fucking. I mean, like, what was so bad? I mean, I guess it's kind of. It was kind of scary back then. Yeah. Now I think about it.

00:29:01:23 - 00:29:06:01
Speaker 2
Well, but it was after it was like 1950 something. Yeah.

00:29:06:04 - 00:29:17:02
Speaker 1
But I think he was, would have been in East Berlin or something like right there at the wall. So I don't think he wanted anything to do with the U.S. like no, yeah, fuck that shit. You know.

00:29:17:17 - 00:29:22:06
Speaker 2
That because he was an MP, then he would have been like a checkpoint or riot.

00:29:22:06 - 00:29:47:06
Speaker 1
Police. Yeah, yeah. I mean, obviously things kind of went well, but, you know, yeah, well, not today, but like back in the eighties, the wall came down, but like, yeah, I don't know, huge. Just like I. But like 50 years is kind of a different era there, you know? Yeah. When everything was coming to an end, but like 55 to like I said, you got out in 58.

00:29:48:08 - 00:29:56:04
Speaker 1
Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it probably would have been probably I think any service guy would have been like, good unless you really.

00:29:56:06 - 00:29:57:12
Speaker 2
Yeah. I mean, you know, not bad.

00:29:57:12 - 00:30:00:21
Speaker 1
Sort of like yeah. Killing some commies.

00:30:00:21 - 00:30:04:22
Speaker 2
I mean, it's always good, but.

00:30:05:18 - 00:30:19:20
Speaker 1
Oh, fuck. All right, so we're at 30 minutes, so we're going to end our SSP. But remember, everybody check out you too, because this conversation still continues.

00:30:20:10 - 00:30:21:03
Speaker 3
We got it.

00:30:21:17 - 00:30:40:22
Speaker 1
We got some good juicy stuff coming up here. I got a video that we're going to watch. It's a quick video, but it's going to be about Star Wars and the fucked up shit that's happening with that. And then I think Jared's got some movie or potential movies coming out here in 2024.

00:30:41:13 - 00:30:41:21
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:30:42:07 - 00:31:13:02
Speaker 1
So make sure you catch that YouTube. There's actually a lot of people that watch you, too. So, you know, if you're if you're a you're a loyal YouTuber, you get this show 100%, but you're all driving to work. They're like you're like your radios. You only get the 30 minute because the rest of it is when you're at your cubicle and you want to fucking blow your brains out and then you get on YouTube and you listen to the rest.

00:31:14:09 - 00:31:16:00
Speaker 2
Yeah, so. Exactly.

00:31:16:06 - 00:31:43:10
Speaker 1
So thank you, everybody. I thank you for tuning into episode 58. We'll catch you next time. Later, dudes. I everybody Mike here again. Just wanted to pop in. We had some technical difficulties. We're not really going to have an extended version on YouTube, but this episode will be on YouTube. So thank you again, everybody. Make sure you're here.

00:31:43:23 - 00:31:57:22
Speaker 1
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