The Keanu List - Episode 61 - Tell it Right

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Transcript

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Mike
COOL COOL COOL beans. Beans. COOL Beans beans beans.

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Jared
Let's go up and down.

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Mike
I don't got these abilities, man.

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Jared
I got a pretty killer camera here in. You can see my face. It's got a light on it and shit. I can zoom in, bam. I can go left and right myself a little bit.

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Mike
And what a way to kick off Episode 61 here.

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Jared
Shitty one.

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Mike
SHitty One Man. SHitty one oh. Shitty Wok Shitty one We Got Shitty one. Episode Shitty one Give Me My Shitty rice while Watching Shitty one.

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Jared
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the new new light things going on two I can, I can make them go like different color. Look at that fucking little party in here, man.

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Mike
We're a whole new podcast. It's like we got a new logo. We got fucking. Like, we got new setups. Yeah, we're making it happen. Everybody have.

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Jared
Blue purples. I like the purple for some reason.

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Mike
Hopefully I have a recorded intro. I mean, it's.

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Jared
Are we recording right now?

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Mike
Oh, absolutely. Yeah. I mean, we're just we're just not doing the intro anymore. That's yeah. No, that's not going to be recorded prerecorded.

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Jared
But look at us in.

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Mike
Yeah, look at us.

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Jared
Like I.

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Mike
Can. What are we fucking.

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Jared
Fucking professionals now, man?

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Mike
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought.

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Jared
Oh no we're not fucking professionals.

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Mike
We're. Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah. I don't know how to say that better, but.

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Jared
We're there really isn't a way. Yeah, I guess.

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Mike
But dude, so I was, like, watching TV today, all right? Like, they still make fucking law and order. You like, do you ever watch Law and Order? Yeah.

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Jared
Yeah. I mean, I think everybody's kind of had to watch on order.

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Mike
Yeah.

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Jared
Like, even if you didn't watch, you you you. You've watched watch. You know, I.

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Mike
Thought, like, that ended, like, ten years ago. They got, like, hate crimes special hate crimes unit now. Now they do hate crimes. Well, yeah.

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Jared
Cause everybody's hating on everybody.

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Mike
Yeah. I thought once Richard Belzer, you know, hit the belt, I thought. I thought it was over.

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Jared
Well, then they have like they had, like, SVU and they had.

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Mike
Right, right. They still have that. She's still fucking out there with.

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Jared
That one lady. Yeah, whatever.

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Mike
Yeah. That one lady and water t or water cube. No, no water T. Yeah.

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Jared
Yeah, water T-man.

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Mike
Yeah, water. Teas.

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Jared
They're his father. A father?

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Mike
Magma Cue Yeah, it is father Magma Q No. Yeah. So they're still doing it. And then, yeah, Christopher Maloney, he went on and now he's hate crimes and he gets like like he looks like old and sickly and he just gets slapped all the time. He's just depressed. That's just his character. He is the depressed New York cop that.

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Jared
Is just slap.

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Mike
He just tries to do the right thing and but fucking bad shit happens around him and he.

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Jared
Gets penis slapped or like this face slapped.

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Mike
Favorable mainly by women. They're like, Why'd you let my son fucking die? He's I sorry, man. You know, why did my daughter why did my daughter get her throat slit? Well, the band slept in the head. Yeah. You know, he. He doesn't get a shot. He just like, he can't do anything, right? And all he wants to do is right.

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Mike
Like, if I was that actor. Yeah, I'm getting paid some good money to do it, but, like, it's just got to be depressing to play had depressing role all the time.

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Jared
Is that that Elliot guy Elliot or like which guy are you talking about that plays this character?

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Mike
Christopher Meloni That's the main character. He was the partner to Mariska. Keep going off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's for, you know, now he has his own show. He's spun off. He's the hate crimes guy.

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Jared
Yeah, he was.

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Mike
Well, no, he's not hate crimes. He's like guy.

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Jared
He sure is nice. Christopher Meloni.

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Mike
Yeah. Moni Mannone I don't know. Yeah, no, he it's not hate crimes. It's Somthing like fucking special organized crime victims.

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Jared
Oh, Maloney with an I. Yeah, he plays in the show. His name's like fucking what's his name in the show. I just said it. It's Elliot Stabler.

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Mike
Yeah, yeah. Elliot Stabler. And he and I have a toy that your mother can also you.

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Jared
The.

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Mike
Right. Yeah. For all you listening I'm the RSS feed get on YouTube to see what we that just.

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Jared
Crazy antics that we have.

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Mike
It was worth it so.

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Jared
Was it worth.

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Mike
It? Was it worth. I don't know. I don't know. But all I know is law and order. You got it. Dies like that. Just got to be like I'd rather it be like a relic that, like, people look back on like like I guess it kind of brought back, like, Magnum P.I. and all that shit to me, you know?

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Mike
But, like, I don't know, it's just got to.

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Jared
Be still written by that one guy. Still something. Laura Laurie.

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Mike
No, no, no. Dick Wolf.

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Jared
Dick Wolf.

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Mike
I think he's gone. It's all based on the dick wolf saga.

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Jared
Yeah, penis wolf.

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Mike
Penis wolf is.

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Jared
Weiner. Wolf.

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Mike
If my name was Richard, I don't know. I don't know if I'd want to go. Like, I feel like if I went by Dick, it would just be because, like, it's Dick. Yeah, you called me Dick.

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Jared
Yeah. See, I don't know if I could deal with that, like, because then you never know if people are saying it, like, back handedly towards you.

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Mike
Yeah, it's true.

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Jared
Yeah. I mean, hey Dick, I guess their inflection, which kind of put you on that.

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Mike
Hot dick over your penis? Penis. Get over. My name is Dick. I called you Penis.

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Jared
I didn't know if your name was Dick.

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Mike
Showed where? Dick Tracy.

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Jared
Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

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Mike
You're. Watch that movie. It was the last time you saw that movie.

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Jared
I mean, it's been forever and a half.

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Mike
I mean, now probably something. Oh, you're probably like five. When you watched it, you're like.

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Jared
Yeah, that would be 32 years.

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Mike
He's got to watch that. You can talk in the right now they're now they're apple watches. No you know it's.

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Jared
It's always funny like so like you always see the future stuff in these old movies and what they thought the future was going to be like. Yeah. And like film one that I always think of as like aliens, right? Because those movies Aliens is just some of the best. I know you've never seen it ever, because you suck, but nonetheless, you've never seen aliens, have you?

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Mike
I probably did.

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Jared
No, I don't think I have. Anyway, so. So there's a part where this lady has to like Sigourney Weaver has to call this guy, right? Yeah. And she plugs in this, like, card into, like, a little, like, TV, like a mini TV, and it brings him up on the other end. And he's, like, calling. She's calling him at his apartment.

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Jared
Yeah. Yeah. Right. And like, I always remember that.

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Mike
At.

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Jared
The depiction back in the day was always that we were going to have a screen that was planted, right? Like a a screen that would always just sit there, right? Just like how your phone was always just like in one spot in the house. Yeah, this, this replace the phone, but you could see the person on the other line.

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Jared
And now it's like, I don't even have a fucking landline. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, if you need to get a hold of me, you call my cell phone because that is the only way. And then I can call people and look at them.

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Mike
But I prefer the carrier pigeon model.

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Jared
Yeah. I mean.

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Mike
Personally.

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Jared
I like to send the black plague with the pigeon also. But no, the funny part is though is we've it was back then it was cool because you could call and you could see the person. Now if somebody calls me and they want a face time, there's no way.

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Mike
To.

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Jared
Tell that. And it's like you want to see me, let alone calling me, like, don't call me, text me. You know what.

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Mike
I. That's just proof we got, like, A.D.D. and all that. No, it's like your mind. Just like it hits like this point, like someone's fucking FaceTiming you. You're just like, what do I do? It's like, yeah, you know, you're just staring at your phone and, like, you're just like, what do I do? Like, why does this person want to see me right now?

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Mike
Only is thinking about your house. Well, how does my house look like? Do I want them to see me like this right now? Like, right. I even fucking dress right now. Like, what is going on in? Like, and then you just ignore it. And then, like, what do you do now? Do you be like, Oh, sorry I missed your call?

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Mike
Or do you shoot him? Attacks being like heads not not in the not in the, you know, video mood right now. Or or do you say like, I'm indisposed?

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Jared
I suppose it would depend on who's calling because like, it was like a parent, like, I'm going to answer for parent. Like, there's got to be either something going wrong and then you want to show me something or, you know, whatever. If it's a friend, like want number one, they should know better. Like, don't fucking call me. Like, don't even call me let alone video call me.

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Jared
Yeah. And to like I will decline that shit and be like, What the fuck are you doing calling me? It's just so.

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Mike
Everybody knows Jared and I don't even use normal text message or no phone calls to talk to each other. We've used Facebook for the past many years.

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Jared
Now it's at least been like three years.

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Mike
We have each other's numbers. Like, it's just every now it.

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Jared
Feels strange to text. Yeah.

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Mike
It does. It's like, I don't know who you are. I feel like I'm texting someone else. It's like, I don't even know if this is Jared on the other side.

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Jared
This feels wrong.

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Mike
Like, I feel like I got to be like, Hey, Jared, is this you? Hey is right. It's Mike. What's going on?

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Jared
Yeah. Who is this?

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Mike
Yeah, you found death, but, like. Yeah, I know what you mean, dude. Total panic attacks all around. It just. It's like, you know what it's like, okay, so when we were younger, it was more common for, like, a parent to show up at your house, like, did something bad, you know? And then they come over and then, like, you're fucking head, didn't, you know, whatever.

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Mike
And yeah, it's embarrassing and but like, I would imagine as a parent back in the day, like, that door knocks and you're just like, like nobody knocks on my door anymore. Like, yeah, nobody does that shit. It. Yeah. Trying to hustle like yeah. Something like rough hustlers knock on doors they'll get you a free rough But somewhere to rip you off But not so bad It's kind of like pick your poison and spend ten grand on a rough or possibly two grand on, you know.

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Jared
Yeah, yeah.

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Mike
So, but yeah, they'll make sure they charge you a little extra. But anyway, well.

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Jared
You know what? So there's that comedian Sam Muscatel. Oh, is it or something? That Italian guy.

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Mike
And he always thought, oh.

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Jared
He's and he was he brought the it was like the perfect skit that he did on this. It's like back in the day, like people would do a drop by, you know, to say hi to somebody. Yeah, you know, like a friend of their parents. Or somebody would come over and he was like, and they'd come. Everybody would greet him at the door and, hey, you know, come on in.

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Mike
Yeah. Did you show up?

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Jared
Yeah, I'd be like, Oh, get out the good, you know, the good cake for them. And they're going to have some good bread or something or wine or, you know, and they're greeted. He's like, Now somebody knocks on the door and you hit the floor like, it's a bomb raid, like an air raid. It's like, who the fuck's at the door?

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Jared
Like, who's knocking, you know, is, like, freaks you out.

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Mike
Oh, no, I'm. I'm 100% there. It's just like I got to know you're coming over. Like, yeah, they actually, like, yeah, normal human being, but yeah, yeah, some random person like you will be working and some, some tard will be at the door and I'll be like, looking, I'll be like looking at them through the ring and they probably know like, Oh, he's just looking at me through the ring, so I'm just going to be here even longer.

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Mike
No. All right. So there's this one day. Okay. So dogs are going nuts, and I'm just like, get the fuck. You know, I'm sor, like, quiet. And I'm like, grab. And I'm like, Come on, let's go, let's go. We get upstairs. I'm peeking out the window and I'm peeking out the ring cam. They're just standing there. And then finally they walk off and they go to other houses, do my fucking dead.

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Mike
Well, I mean, so my dad takes my dogs every day, takes them out running and shit, and so he shows up like literally 10 minutes, 20 minutes after this. And like, these guys were just about to leave the neighborhood, right?

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Jared
Yeah.

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Mike
And fucking I'm like, Oh, fuck, dude, what do I do? I'm like, All right, whatever. Just, like, don't make eye contact, right? Like, that's the best thing you can do in a situation like that. So I didn't and got the dogs in the back of the van and kind of telling my dad, Yeah, I don't know who the fuck these guys are.

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Mike
They're knocking on doors and yeah, they want something. My dad's like, Yeah, I don't know. Well, the moment that yeah, I try to go back inside, my dad's going to the car. Oh, sir, can we talk to you first? Second, I just want to see if you sign your name so I could be on the ballot for, like, water reclamation or something.

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Mike
And I'm like, no, I'm not interested. Yeah, I was was so cold. I was like, nah, I'm not I'm not interested. It's like, you just got to say, no, I'm not interested. I don't I don't want my name on you. You're like, they just looked fucking shy, but.

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Jared
All right, I'm not signing anything like you're not getting my signature for anything anymore like that. That's something I believe in. Like like you're not getting that shit.

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Mike
And then all of a sudden, some assholes at your door saying, Oh, hey, I got your cookies from all of you that you selected. Yes. For cookies.

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Jared
Yeah. The cookie company.

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Mike
Because of your fucking name on the list for the water reclamation. Dude. Yeah. I don't know. That's how it works. Sign your name on a I get some guy on a ballot and then all of a sudden you get weirdos that show up at home.

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Jared
Yeah.

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Mike
You know.

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Jared
You know what? The other thing with that too, like, so people showing up at your house like that used to be different. Like, I think that kids nowadays, if they haven't witnessed what it's like to call their friend's house and have to talk to their parents.

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Mike
Oh yeah.

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Jared
There's that. It's the most like, where did your anxiety start in life? That exact moment? And then they're like, Oh, I'm on my side like that.

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Mike
Yeah, right. Something like that.

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Jared
Hopefully you as the mom and not the dads, because if you had to call a girl.

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Mike
Did little Jared tell you I said hi the other day? Yeah. Diddy. Diddy. Oh, no, he did it. Oh, I. I'm so sorry. I don't know.

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Jared
Girl, like, getting stuck at the grocery store with your mom, talking to one of your friends near there for, like, a half hour or just fucking chit chat, and you're like, Well, get the fuck out of here.

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Mike
I actually got a pretty funny story about that, actually. I so it wasn't my mom that this happened like three weeks ago with my grandpa?

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Jared
Yeah. He was saying that he ran into one of his buddies.

00:18:07:14 - 00:18:11:20
Mike
Or wasn't even an army buddy. It was just the fellow 101st Airborne dude.

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Jared
And yeah.

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Mike
It's like totally like 20 minutes of just like, going back and forth. Oh, where were you? You know? Oh, yeah, yeah. We flew those and grandma was like, Oh, I only flew the World War two ones or whatever, you know. Yeah. And they were letting us go, you know, I did my five jumps, they got my we, you know, all this like that.

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Mike
I actually I loved it. I loved every aspect of it. But I yeah, I don't really have a story where that happened with my mom, but like, of course, ironically, I'll be I'll run into my grandpa at the grocery store and he's like, Don't talk. You talk you to death. You know, that's probably where I get that from, you know, and I yeah, it's so it's funny because you're getting that and then I'll send someone else comes and then bam, it happens.

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Mike
And I think like people were like in the area, like they saw me and they're like, oh, it's, you know, a grandkid in the grandpa. He's getting easier talked. Yeah. And then now he's talking to somebody else. He's got to be miserable. I wasn't, I was like, this is fucking hilarious. Yeah. Yeah.

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Jared
So it's funny.

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Mike
Hey, you were talking about aliens and you're talking about the little card and, you know, to, you know, make a phone call or whatever. Yeah, I want to show you this. This was actually something that I just caught on Facebook here, Tik Tok here before we jumped on. Hold on, let me.

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Jared
Chocolate tick tick in the chalk.

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Mike
Let me share the screen here. Okay.

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Mike
All right, here we go. So old TV, right? Okay. We're looking at a oh, really? Really an antique here. The furniture, TV, the thing that wall made, like £500. I've never seen one like this. It's got, like a dual screen on it. So let me go ahead. Yeah, I'm not going to put any sound on it. It's not it's pointless.

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Mike
But look at this thing, man. Look at no fucking buttons. So this is the what's weird? Okay, look at this. I've never seen this. He literally takes, like, a record. It looks like a record sleeve, and he just pops it in this, like, huge ass floppy disk drive that almost looks like. Just like a cable box. Yeah. Okay.

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Mike
And it's playing a fucking movie, but I feel like he just took it out and it's still playing, so I don't know how this thing works.

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Jared
Maybe it's like, almost like a record on the inside that slides out when you put it in the the sleeve. And then when you.

00:21:01:12 - 00:21:04:12
Mike
Remove it, it's like leaves it there. Oh, good.

00:21:04:12 - 00:21:12:01
Jared
Cause you know what I mean? And that's like, that's that. He locked it down if I flip that switch because he flipped it down and then back up.

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Mike
Yeah.

00:21:13:08 - 00:21:14:21
Jared
Yeah. Reggie, that's what it is.

00:21:14:21 - 00:21:25:22
Mike
This, like, actually looks like a good screen kind of I for the time that it came from. Look at that shag orange carpet. I used to have that shit at my parents house.

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Jared
Yeah, I had green in my like I had a TV like this at home. Like.

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Mike
Do you like that? Yeah. You and your brother had it in your room, right?

00:21:36:16 - 00:22:10:08
Jared
Yeah. Yeah. With the pull out thing for the volume and the and the on off. Yeah. And then we had green like shag in there like that. But yeah, now it's like so I mean think of all the other technology that's cool to us. Like that would been yeah, I could see where that caught on. But I mean, it was like there's always been those technology battles throughout the years, like Beta and VHS, Zune, Zune, laser discs.

00:22:10:12 - 00:22:13:15
Mike
Yeah, all these CDs.

00:22:13:15 - 00:22:20:08
Jared
And remember the mini disks, like the tiny little CDs, remember. And they in a car cheap to.

00:22:20:08 - 00:22:22:13
Mike
Yeah. Put them in the quarters. Yeah.

00:22:22:18 - 00:22:29:02
Jared
Yeah. And then yeah. Even that like camcorders went from VHS to the eight millimeter tapes.

00:22:29:02 - 00:22:40:20
Mike
That that little disk that went in the camcorder. That's the technology that caught the Tilley Park lights, my friends, now. LG It's good. It's good shit. Yeah, yeah. Captures the motions.

00:22:41:03 - 00:23:07:18
Jared
And even even getting into like Blu ray and HD DVD and now they just have streaming. I mean, like, I have not bought a movie in quite some time, but honestly, if you watch a Blu ray now, yeah, you can actually see a better difference or a difference over. Yeah, over streaming.

00:23:07:18 - 00:23:14:01
Mike
Makes sense. Well, it's as if it's hard. Yeah. Or not hardwired, but it's wired together. It's not wireless.

00:23:14:12 - 00:23:25:06
Jared
Well, it can process everything faster because it's not downloading it, and then it can upscale it from with, like, instantaneously. So there is a difference.

00:23:25:17 - 00:23:57:00
Mike
That's it. But no, no, no. All right, I'm drawing the line. We're bringing it back. We are. We are fucking. I don't know what we have to do. We just have to get the right people together. And we have to beg for this. Like, I think, holy fuck, dude, this is just, like, mind blowing right now. Like, we could advocate to Hollywood that this is the way we need to bring back that, you know, the physical copy copies, yeah.

00:23:57:03 - 00:24:16:18
Mike
Whatever it is. Like, I don't care if they make it like a little flash drive that you plug in, whatever do that, you know, we can physically have it, have coolest fucking displays for them and be like, Yeah, that's my fucking collection, right? Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? That needs to come back like.

00:24:18:03 - 00:24:20:22
Jared
Well, I mean, it would also help the movie industry itself.

00:24:21:05 - 00:24:33:23
Mike
Yeah, it, it would help the revenue. It would help the actors, it would help the behind the scenes people, the residuals, my friends, we got to bring it back.

00:24:34:04 - 00:24:36:18
Jared
Yeah. I don't know if you notice my gigantic water bottle.

00:24:36:18 - 00:24:39:06
Mike
I'm so jealous of their fucking unit.

00:24:39:13 - 00:24:43:13
Jared
I have been. I just started using it. I've had it sitting around for a while.

00:24:43:21 - 00:24:44:11
Mike
Jealous?

00:24:44:16 - 00:24:53:16
Jared
Of course. I told you I'm on this fucking health kick. Yeah. Bullshit. It's more of just like I'm sick of being fat type thing bullshit.

00:24:53:16 - 00:24:55:05
Mike
Yeah, I wouldn't say it's bullshit.

00:24:56:15 - 00:25:05:23
Jared
So obviously one of those things is drink a shitload of water, you know? Yeah, that's what they say. Which it actually does help. It keeps you from eating, you know, but.

00:25:06:04 - 00:25:06:23
Mike
Poop to.

00:25:07:08 - 00:25:21:15
Jared
Helps you poop. Yeah. I've been pooping. Good, you know, I feel like I'm not fucking backed up. The biggest thing that I noticed is, like, the bags under my eyes are kind of gone from being hydrated for once.

00:25:21:23 - 00:25:22:14
Mike
And I here.

00:25:23:04 - 00:25:39:02
Jared
Anyways, that fucking thing is sweet. It keeps it cold for, like, a day or two. And it's that. It's like it's a half gallon, so, like, it's not like, you know, everybody's screaming about these. Stanley's all Stanley Steemer, but.

00:25:39:03 - 00:25:44:10
Mike
Can he go fuck himself? Stuttering Stanley expected pegged by his wife.

00:25:45:16 - 00:25:51:03
Jared
Now that you see that thing, that there's lead in it and everybody's freaking out and they're all down because.

00:25:51:11 - 00:25:51:23
Mike
I get it.

00:25:51:23 - 00:25:54:23
Jared
You know, you know what it is like they put that's.

00:25:54:23 - 00:25:55:21
Mike
Good for part of it.

00:25:56:08 - 00:26:08:09
Jared
Part of it is because they have to vacuum, seal it and the lead actually helps insulate. So it's inside where it's never touching anything. So there's like an inner layer or an outer layer, like.

00:26:08:21 - 00:26:09:18
Mike
We're talking people.

00:26:09:18 - 00:26:10:12
Jared
Are freaking out.

00:26:10:12 - 00:26:19:17
Mike
Five warning, like, yeah, it's, it's just, hey, let's let you know that they've put hazards there, but it's never going to happen to you.

00:26:19:17 - 00:26:20:19
Jared
Unless exactly.

00:26:20:19 - 00:26:30:16
Mike
You fucking take like a log splitter to it. Or suddenly I think you need a log splitter to fucking snap on fucking Stanley in half.

00:26:31:07 - 00:26:38:09
Jared
Yeah. Yeah. You're not, you're not getting lead from. Okay there's probably led in this thing, you know.

00:26:38:16 - 00:26:49:15
Mike
Oh was and it came from China of course. Led and it was probably fucking right. Yeah. Okay. Those Chinese fucking love mercury.

00:26:50:16 - 00:27:09:09
Jared
You know what? I heard the thing about Merk because again, this fucking health food shit. Yeah, like everybody talk all. You can eat a lot of fish because of the mercury in it or this and that apparently. Like it's not the same type of mercury that we think about like that. It's not in the fucking mercury in a thermometer.

00:27:09:09 - 00:27:12:08
Jared
It's like a different type of mercury retrograde.

00:27:12:18 - 00:27:13:04
Mike
Yeah.

00:27:13:16 - 00:27:37:04
Jared
Yeah. But apparently there's some other chemical that goes along with it when it's in food, like fish and stuff. And as long as that other chemical is the same or like half of whatever the mercury is, level is in it that it doesn't affect you. And like it's just like what's okay. So it's so hard to believe people anymore.

00:27:37:05 - 00:27:49:00
Jared
Like information sucks like this and we're talking this is food, let alone like where else are we getting information, you know, for health and like what's right? Like, you know, so that's fucked up.

00:27:49:12 - 00:27:50:08
Mike
So even doctors.

00:27:50:08 - 00:27:51:19
Jared
I don't trust fucking doctors.

00:27:52:21 - 00:28:14:00
Mike
So, so I was, I was listening to Joe Rogan and he, I forget the lady's name, but like, she's on, like the UFO shit and all this kind of crap. I haven't finished it, so I don't want to get too detailed in there, but there's like this one part they were talking about and they were talking about LSD.

00:28:14:22 - 00:28:39:23
Mike
Like, so this lady, as she kind of believes there's like a deep state that, you know, knows about like this shit and they do shit that like changes the course of history. So it's like, you got to take this with the grain of salt. Yeah, they're talking about, like, the acid, you know, back in the seventies when everybody was doing fucking acid and shit.

00:28:40:12 - 00:29:08:03
Mike
So there's actually proof the government was giving out. They had different place like. So that's like the Grateful Dead was involved in that shit. Like they didn't know, like the CIA or the FBI were like watching them and taking data and see how they would react. But they were going to parties where this is being passed out at and they were all being experimented on.

00:29:08:16 - 00:29:39:03
Mike
But what fucking backfired on it was all part of the MKULTRA projects. Yeah. Yeah. And so it backfired on them. Okay. Is the fact that all these people were taking these drugs were becoming the hippie or protesters and all this other shit that was going against the whole you know, it didn't do what they wanted to do. Like now they're like, Oh fuck, these people don't want to go to war.

00:29:39:09 - 00:30:02:22
Mike
You know, all the things they make, money they don't want anymore. Holy shit. What do we do? You know? So that's why they made pretty much everything illegal back in, like, the seventies. Like all the drugs and shit, all because of this one drug that they were actually administering to the public. You know, in the most random ways.

00:30:02:22 - 00:30:31:19
Mike
Yeah, I found that interesting. Well, now what's happened? And now they can't control it is the Internet and so, like, with all this disinformation, they never thought this would happen. Yeah, they thought, you know, some people thought this was going to be used legitimately for information, which it is. But yeah, it's like there's 90% bullshit. 10%. Yeah. So yeah, really.

00:30:31:19 - 00:30:57:00
Mike
Like that's why I might be a benefit, you know, like, or being able to interface with a I like how Elon Musk wants to do, you know, symbiotes with each other because like we can't like scan through all that information and we're going to end up stopping in it. You know, in some cases we're not going to have all the facts and we're just going to go with it, you know?

00:30:57:00 - 00:31:22:17
Mike
And but there are some other crazy shit like, you got to listen to it. I'll, I'll, I'll put a link or something. I, yeah we'll see. But yeah like getting into like shit like God. Oh what the fuck was it. Oh, I just had a brain fart. Fuck. It's a good part. It's. Yeah. No. Oh it gets into like religious shit.

00:31:22:17 - 00:31:32:08
Mike
Like how like the Vatican has like a space department. Well that's being very rudimentary there. There's actually a specific name for it and shit.

00:31:33:00 - 00:31:38:18
Jared
Well, they're keeping Flat-Earth conspiracy from blowing up their funding.

00:31:38:18 - 00:31:47:19
Mike
The Flat-Earth conspiracy, if I right. The fucking earth flat, you know. Well, if you believe otherwise.

00:31:48:16 - 00:32:11:11
Jared
Well, look at essentially that article the other day about that like because marijuana is so strong and compares into it the way it used to be that it's actually now causing more people to have anxiety than it is like. And you know what? Like, I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't for the fact that that happens to me.

00:32:11:19 - 00:32:14:22
Mike
Like, that's the where I. Yeah, yeah.

00:32:15:05 - 00:32:30:14
Jared
There's like some people where like it works perfectly in like how it's supposed to and like I, you know, use it, recreate rationally if you will. But there's certain times, like I told you, like, like I've listened to that. Tom Segura.

00:32:30:20 - 00:32:31:02
Mike
Yeah.

00:32:31:03 - 00:32:34:11
Jared
Yeah. I pretend like I would hundred.

00:32:34:21 - 00:32:39:10
Mike
I got stands for. Yeah, it's really tense right. I got some tense for you.

00:32:40:03 - 00:32:46:20
Jared
I would be crying in a corner like with the having an an excited attack because I've had it actually happen to me.

00:32:47:06 - 00:32:47:18
Mike
Yeah.

00:32:47:22 - 00:33:07:12
Jared
Where if it's like lighter amounts or you know, like in comparison, like maybe somebody could take 100 milligrams and I could take like three and both have the same experience, you know what I mean? Like, it's that, that difference, you know? So we're wired so much differently.

00:33:07:21 - 00:33:31:23
Mike
Yeah, well, here's my thing with it. Like, I feel like you want to be uncomfortable with, like, everybody thinks it's supposed to make you fucking relaxed, and it can. But I think the true benefit is it keeps you on your toes. It like, makes you think about things that you probably could easily just put in the back of your head if you, you know what I mean?

00:33:32:04 - 00:33:33:23
Mike
Like, see, but I.

00:33:33:23 - 00:33:39:03
Jared
Don't want that because that is always constantly happening today happening to me even with. Yeah.

00:33:39:11 - 00:33:40:01
Mike
Right.

00:33:40:02 - 00:33:55:06
Jared
So I mean I get like that standpoint, like maybe it helps people like process their shit, right? But I already do that on my own and I'm looking for that escape from it and then it's just like making it 100 times worse where I'm like, Fuck.

00:33:55:08 - 00:33:55:20
Mike
Well.

00:33:55:21 - 00:33:58:14
Jared
You know, I have to pay that bill. You know, here's the thing.

00:33:59:04 - 00:34:25:12
Mike
I don't know. Marijuana might not be for everybody in the medical. Well, you know, I imagine like some you know, some people can do shrooms really well. Like I've done shrooms. It's it's tough. I mean, that's another one that puts you out of your comfort zone and. Hmm. You know, but like. Yeah, I mean. Well, like, what I would really put.

00:34:26:02 - 00:34:29:06
Jared
Would really put you out of your comfort zone. Fentanyl.

00:34:30:15 - 00:34:33:03
Mike
You oh, you're in a.

00:34:33:03 - 00:34:34:15
Jared
Completely different zone.

00:34:35:00 - 00:34:35:17
Mike
Podcast.

00:34:35:17 - 00:34:38:22
Jared
It is back in the woods.

00:34:39:09 - 00:34:46:22
Mike
And the podcast, we're done, you know. Yeah. What the fuck that. No, isn't that manmade too.

00:34:47:13 - 00:35:04:17
Jared
Yeah, it's a synthetic drug. Well, I mean, look at like there's two people lately that we know of that have been dealing with, like, all these synthetic weird shit, like, so ketamine. Mm. Like we had Matthew Perry die of ketamine, and.

00:35:04:18 - 00:35:05:03
Mike
We don't.

00:35:05:03 - 00:35:05:20
Jared
Know those.

00:35:06:05 - 00:35:10:20
Mike
Traces of it in them. We just don't know if it was that.

00:35:10:20 - 00:35:11:16
Jared
No, it was covered.

00:35:11:23 - 00:35:13:10
Mike
In like somebody actually said.

00:35:14:21 - 00:35:27:12
Jared
Well, yeah, there's ketamine in his system and then each round. So like my I it my thought process is he probably fucking knocked it out while he was in his tub, you know, chillin.

00:35:27:22 - 00:35:30:07
Mike
He probably had, have been in there. Well yeah.

00:35:30:16 - 00:35:33:17
Jared
There's like people dying on their throw up, you know, when they're drunk.

00:35:34:00 - 00:35:46:13
Mike
Right in a hot tub, a hot tub can be very intense. I mean, it depends when the temperature set it, but you really shouldn't be in one more than 15 minutes. Yeah, if it's over 100 degrees.

00:35:46:13 - 00:35:49:05
Jared
So that's out.

00:35:49:13 - 00:36:12:03
Mike
Well, right. It makes you lethargic. And that's what they say. If you start feeling lethargic and whatnot, that's when you want to get out. But I'll tell you what, me and my wife in our hot tub. Holy fuck. We would just sit there, you know, we would definitely be lethargic. We were like, No, yeah, not. Yeah. You know, it's really like, hard to like, you really got to discipline yourself, you know?

00:36:12:21 - 00:36:20:09
Mike
I mean, obviously we're putting stress on our heart and all that crap doing that, but like you really can't do that all the time, you know?

00:36:21:13 - 00:36:33:04
Jared
But then Dana Carvey's son, he was like 32 and he had like fentanyl ketamine and something else in his system and he died different.

00:36:33:05 - 00:36:33:15
Mike
I mean.

00:36:33:21 - 00:37:01:00
Jared
No, it was definitely it was definitely an overdose. They said it was okay. But yeah, I mean, it's hard not to say that fucking Matthew Perry wasn't because the dude was like so up, down. Yeah. In his life, you know, in and out of rehab and sheds and like he never was like, with anybody. So, you know, not saying that it was intentional, but the dude had problems in the past.

00:37:01:00 - 00:37:06:06
Jared
So it kind of coincides, if you will. You know, it sucks, but.

00:37:06:20 - 00:37:11:02
Mike
You don't have problems like our good boy, Alec. Alec.

00:37:13:01 - 00:37:14:00
Jared
Alec, be.

00:37:14:11 - 00:37:20:18
Mike
Fucking indicted for killing. I allegedly see killing. Well, we know he did.

00:37:21:01 - 00:37:22:03
Jared
It didn't pull the trigger.

00:37:22:03 - 00:37:44:15
Mike
Right, right. He didn't. He allegedly pulled the trigger. No. So yeah. They indicted them the bringing them and making them responsible for it. But SAG-AFTRA is actually getting involved here, and they're they're defending good old Abe here. So I play before.

00:37:44:15 - 00:37:57:06
Jared
You before you get any further. I thought Russell was independent and that the whole thing about this is it wasn't unionized. So, like, all the workers were, like, shitty about it and all this and that, like, am I.

00:37:57:06 - 00:37:59:07
Mike
Wrong or oh.

00:38:00:00 - 00:38:08:16
Jared
Is it just because he's part of SAG-AFTRA? So they cover him no matter what this is like? Yes, it's Danny fucking. What's his face?

00:38:08:16 - 00:38:09:22
Mike
That man. No.

00:38:10:04 - 00:38:11:01
Jared
Masterson?

00:38:11:10 - 00:38:13:10
Mike
No, that was Scientology. That was.

00:38:13:21 - 00:38:22:07
Jared
Yeah, but I'm saying that's how like sag gaffer is like backing him up, like, Scientology backed up. Danny Yeah. Cover up.

00:38:22:07 - 00:38:46:18
Mike
Shit. You know, maybe. I mean, we know there's been some deaths over the years in this same thing. They, they do have safety protocols, but yeah, I mean, what it says on the variety article here is an actor's job is not to be a firearms expert. Now, we've already talked about this. You know, if you're holding a gun, you should know how to use that.

00:38:46:18 - 00:39:21:00
Mike
If you're pointing at somebody, you should be probably trying to kill them, you know. So anyway, so SAG-AFTRA issued a statement Thursday defending Alec Baldwin after this. After the actor was indicted last week for involuntary manslaughter in the shooting death of Rust's cinematographer, Helena Hutchinson, the union argued that Baldwin was not responsible for the firearms safety. And if the prosecution rests on such responsibility, that is an incorrect assessment of the actual duties of an actor on set.

00:39:21:14 - 00:39:47:01
Mike
An actor's job is not to be a firearms expert or fire, not to be a firearms or weapons expert, the union said. Performers are trained to perform and they are not required or expected to be. Experts. Guns are experienced in their use. The industry assigns that responsibility to qualified professionals who oversee their use in handling in every aspect.

00:39:47:15 - 00:39:48:01
Mike
All right.

00:39:49:14 - 00:39:52:13
Jared
I have a ton to say about this right now.

00:39:52:22 - 00:39:55:08
Mike
Oh, I know it's okay.

00:39:55:09 - 00:40:04:19
Jared
So anybody that hasn't listened before, I was in the military. Right. So I have a background with handling weapons, right?

00:40:06:11 - 00:40:08:06
Mike
You knows how to handle up a number.

00:40:08:13 - 00:40:29:00
Jared
The number one thing that they tell you once you have a gun in your hand is act like it's live, even if it's empty. Doesn't matter. That is the number one thing that they tell you. Act like this firearm is pointed at people. Now again, it's part of their job to point to that people, I'm sure. And you know, look at John Wick again.

00:40:29:01 - 00:41:04:01
Jared
I brought that up and past where you know how many rounds or how many people stunt people or were shot at and all this and that with zero issue and this guy gets a gun in his hand in one scene and ends up hurting somebody like that's just poor fucking management on everybody's behalf. Right, right. So When I if somebody hands me a firearm, any firearm, I've gone and looked at firearms at, you know, gun stores and this and that.

00:41:04:08 - 00:41:34:11
Jared
They check to make sure that it's clear when they hand it to me, I check and make sure that it's clear and there's no bullets in it. Right. It doesn't matter if I pick up a weapon, I check and make sure that it's clear or, you know, whatever. It's iffy. So the thing about this is, yes, while it might not be his job, if he if he doesn't want to take responsibility for handling a firearm, then he shouldn't act with them because that's it.

00:41:34:18 - 00:41:52:21
Jared
That's his own fault. At that point, you can't just be like, well, I'm not that's ignorance is not I does not hold up in the court of law. No. That's like saying I didn't know that the speed limit was 45 and I was doing 70. Well, just because you didn't know doesn't mean you weren't breaking the law.

00:41:52:21 - 00:42:16:15
Mike
Yeah, I agree with you. I mean, it's like you need to be trained on the equipment you like. Let's let's take the aspect that it's a gun, it's a piece of equipment, right? You still need to know how to use it and you need to know the safety behind it. Like, I mean, like, you know, I don't want to see Alec Baldwin get his life all fucked over from this.

00:42:16:15 - 00:42:37:11
Mike
But the way he came out in the beginning, they hated every aspect of it. It just it was like a little child just trying to say, I didn't do it. I didn't fucking do it. Yeah. And it's like, the fact is, you did do it. We know it's an accident. Like, get over. Like, that's what I wanted to see out of Alec Baldwin.

00:42:37:17 - 00:43:06:05
Mike
Yeah, it was. I'm so I did pull that trigger, you know, and I took the life of Helena Hutchinson and like, I think this would have all went down a whole lot. I think, you know, New Mexico wants to fuck him because he's a good actor. And on top of the statement that he came out like I didn't pull the trigger like we know that type of gun, like like to pull that hammer back, it it takes a lot of strength.

00:43:06:05 - 00:43:25:15
Mike
Like they don't do it like that like how they do in the movies. Like when they take the revolver and they start, you know, they don't even pull the trigger. They just hit the hammer. It's just a fancy Hollywood thing to make you think that's fucking awesome. I mean, right? It's not like I mean, he would have had to have done that anyways.

00:43:25:15 - 00:43:26:18
Mike
Either way. I mean, it's.

00:43:27:13 - 00:43:37:19
Jared
I'd like to look up and see all the other movies he's been in that he's had firearms and see like, is this just like.

00:43:39:09 - 00:43:47:22
Mike
You know, because like it you're right. I mean, he played in the Hunt for Red October. I swear he used the gun in that movie. Mm hmm. You know.

00:43:48:08 - 00:43:49:17
Jared
All of the research that.

00:43:50:14 - 00:43:53:10
Mike
That we're all the same things.

00:43:54:08 - 00:44:18:05
Jared
There's actually a great video out of it. It was a long time ago. The actors, it was. It was for bad boys. I don't remember which Bad Boys movie it was, but Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are sitting there and they're they're looking at firearms like before, like a shoot and this and that. And they were picking out which firearm they wanted their character to have and all this and that.

00:44:18:12 - 00:44:40:08
Jared
And MARTIN Lawrence like grabs one, picks it up, and he's like, you know, looking around at it. And Will Smith grabs it out of his hand and he's like, What the hell are you doing? Like, clears it this and that. And like, right there shows you that people can be trained and be responsible with them, and that's how it should be.

00:44:40:18 - 00:44:59:17
Jared
LAWRENCE Obviously, he didn't remember his training or something. Yeah, but every there was a table full of guns, like I well, I'll have to show you the video. I'll send it over to you. But, like, it just shows you there is a level of training that these people have to get, right? You can't just not be trained on a firearm.

00:45:00:02 - 00:45:19:02
Jared
You have to know how to pull the trigger, obviously. Fucking idiot. Jay He pulled it like that. And again, exactly like you said, just come out and admit it like it's your fault, right? The way that you handled this was so messy and like, it just made him look so terrible target.

00:45:19:02 - 00:45:38:06
Mike
On his back, like I think he could. Yeah. No, he's an actor. No. Know it's a movie set, you know what I mean? Like, I just like when I all the information I've gotten out of it is just like. There's no fucking conspiracy here. An accident fucking happened that somebody didn't do their job and he pulled the trigger.

00:45:38:17 - 00:46:01:01
Mike
And, like, if he went with that, like, it's just like, well, no, I can't be at blame. I'm just the actor. Like, just man up to it. Like, I guarantee the judge and the the what do you call it? The the jury, the peer, the juries. You know, I guarantee you they wouldn't get him like a fucking like mini fucking year.

00:46:01:01 - 00:46:24:12
Mike
They'd give him probation, they'd give him a fucking wrist, mom, you know, or ankle monitor. Yeah, but who knows what's going to happen to him, you know, I don't know if money can get him out of this. Now, at this point, money probably could have got him out of it if he just came out and said it. Maybe he is a hard headed fuck.

00:46:24:12 - 00:46:37:10
Mike
And everybody was advising just fucking say you did it. And he's probably like, No, no, I'll recover from this, but I'm talking to him. But you're right.

00:46:38:03 - 00:46:39:15
Jared
You're not that cool though, bro.

00:46:40:07 - 00:47:11:19
Mike
They always refer to him as the Saturday Night Live alum, and I'm like, why? He wasn't even on the show? But he holds like the record of being on it the most. There's something like that. I'm fucking cares. It's fucking Saturday Night Live. But you mention you mention the piano, though. I want to I want to pull up this ticktock here of my mom, my boys, Chad and JT talking to City Hall here.

00:47:11:19 - 00:48:31:05
Mike
So let's pull this bad boy up and wail. Yeah, I love those guys. Those are my favorite activists in the world. Hey, I don't know that the key battle is who comes up with that?

00:48:31:05 - 00:48:53:09
Jared
Have you ever seen that one where that that girl goes into the city council and tells them that they have to bring a McDonald's back or something at McDonald's for Christmas? Oh, my God. Oh, she, like, goes there and she's like, my family for years have been going to McDonald's and got this like I don't know if it was like the MC milkshake or something or whatever, blah, blah, blah.

00:48:53:20 - 00:49:12:23
Jared
And she's like and now they've take it. Yeah. The, the mcFlurry like the Shamrock Shake or something. I don't know, like the McRib or something. And she's like, You have to bring it back because it's a family, it's family tradition. And like, if you don't do it, my family's going to break up or some crap that it's these people are.

00:49:13:00 - 00:49:16:14
Jared
And I think she was actually being serious, too, which is even scarier.

00:49:16:14 - 00:49:38:14
Mike
So I would love to do that, but I can't be an asshole like, you know what I mean? Like they go together and like, I mean, sometimes I think it's like arranged. Like, I mean, it's technically freedom of speech. So if they come at the last that the end up in city hall meeting me, it might not be that big of a deal, you know what I mean?

00:49:39:04 - 00:49:41:22
Jared
But I, I still like.

00:49:42:13 - 00:50:07:17
Mike
Those. And in over here is the, the Toretto. The Toretto residents. I've got to watch that show. Like, I swear to God, they do it to her and all it is is fast and the furious. I places where they shot the movie at and the people are like, are we going to see anything else of Hollywood? And they just like look at each other like, what?

00:50:08:10 - 00:50:31:02
Mike
No It's a Fast and the Furious or, you know, and then like Chad will just randomly like he's got Tic Tacs, very random. Like he went into a car parts store and he started rambling off more quotes from fast and the Furious and like, say, Hey, can I ask you a question? And like, it's a random person buying like a fucking filter for their fucking car.

00:50:31:02 - 00:50:48:08
Mike
And he's like he said something like, you know, what engine should I put in white or whatever? It was a line from the movie. I can't remember it, but the guy's like, I don't know. You should probably ask the guy at the counter, though, you know, he works here. He said, Oh, man, I just want to see what your opinion was.

00:50:48:08 - 00:50:57:16
Mike
But no, it's cool. I appreciate it. You know, a Prius or whatever he says. So, yeah. Oh, man. Oh.

00:50:58:19 - 00:51:19:19
Jared
Yeah, I can do that. Just like there's something, like, just morally that I just can be a dickhead. Like, purposely, like, I guess. Well, I mean, I guess I could be a dickhead purposefully, but feel good about like on that level. But yeah, like, yeah, it wouldn't be funny to me to be like a, like try to act that way.

00:51:19:19 - 00:51:20:03
Jared
I feel like.

00:51:20:03 - 00:51:31:15
Mike
The biggest piece of shit, like those people are just trying to fucking run a town. And here I am asking them to pull out the Quijano list. You know.

00:51:32:11 - 00:52:02:04
Jared
That's the it's like those people that, like, fuck with fast food workers. It's like, come on, they already are fucking fast food workers and you're going to fuck and like, nothing wrong with a fast food worker, right? Don't get me wrong. But like, you're going to fuck with somebody that probably is having a bad day, you know, this and that and like just to be a dick and like people that you see that guy that got shot because he was on like he was doing something for YouTube and he like was coming at this guy and like, saying something.

00:52:02:04 - 00:52:06:09
Jared
He's like, Yeah, hey, man, come here, come here, come here in the mall. And the guy is like people.

00:52:06:09 - 00:52:10:18
Mike
Away from him shoots them and I think they roll in. Yeah. For the guy with the gun.

00:52:10:18 - 00:52:18:13
Jared
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean that more people are going to be like that because people are just sick of everybody's shit. So like.

00:52:19:07 - 00:52:20:11
Mike
Yeah, that's just.

00:52:20:21 - 00:52:45:08
Jared
Everybody's at a level right now or like after covid's like everything just seemed to fucking pile up. You know what I mean? Like, whether it's, you know, the politics or life or all this and that, like, people are just there's, there's no relief from bullshit, you know, and that's why they have fellow, right? Podcast, they come here.

00:52:46:03 - 00:52:47:01
Mike
They see themselves.

00:52:47:02 - 00:52:49:23
Jared
They can hear the fun stuff. Yeah.

00:52:49:23 - 00:52:54:01
Mike
Relieves themselves every time. Yeah.

00:52:54:03 - 00:52:59:13
Jared
I mean but this with a mug like this, who wouldn't relieve themselves?

00:52:59:13 - 00:53:09:18
Mike
Oh man, dude. So I got some updates here. All right, so at the end of March, I will actually be going.

00:53:12:02 - 00:53:27:15
Mike
Oh, really? I yeah. So they'll be a live episode from Sedona, not live. Be recorded. I just like seeing live from Sedona. It's just my thing. I'm an idiot like Sedona. Telluride podcast.

00:53:28:20 - 00:53:29:21
Jared
Yeah, it's Saturday night.

00:53:29:21 - 00:53:50:21
Mike
Saturday night it's Sedona, Arizona. So I'm hoping I got a cool yeah, I mean, my wife booked a cool room, so we got a view of the trailhead, so be able to pop a camera. BOTH Nice, nice background. Um, I'll probably be early in the day for me, late at night for you, because of the time time differential.

00:53:51:15 - 00:54:18:03
Mike
What do they call it at night? Yeah, like sci fi movies. It's like a time know no one. It's like I like you're like when they go in the computer world and all of a sudden, like, you know, time moves slower. Their time dilation. Yeah, the time dilation between Chicago and there so yeah that's really the only update I have that there'll be an episode in Sedona.

00:54:18:03 - 00:54:23:08
Mike
Be cool, exciting and I'll, I'll, I'll talk. Oh, that's all right.

00:54:23:09 - 00:54:24:08
Jared
Coming up pretty soon.

00:54:24:15 - 00:54:25:07
Mike
I'll tell you right.

00:54:25:07 - 00:54:26:19
Jared
About. Yeah, that's like a couple of months.

00:54:26:20 - 00:54:46:04
Mike
I'll tell it right about. The the area of Sedona. Hopefully I'll get on a UFO tour again. So the thing about it is we're going in the end of March and that's kind of when the clouds still hang around. This lady, Melinda Leslie won't take you out if there's if there's, like, a fucking cloud in the sky, because, like, she doesn't.

00:54:46:04 - 00:54:56:03
Mike
She guarantees her fucking her, her tour. So she ain't going to take you out if there's clouds out there, but.

00:54:56:13 - 00:54:58:00
Jared
Like, you have to pay that.

00:54:58:00 - 00:54:58:07
Mike
Oh.

00:54:58:20 - 00:54:59:22
Jared
Sure, sure. Well.

00:55:00:08 - 00:55:11:20
Mike
Yeah, you do pay that day. You, you booked the appointment with the it's like this place only in New Age place you get like Reiki healing and shit. There we.

00:55:12:05 - 00:55:13:07
Jared
Can you sign your bill?

00:55:13:10 - 00:55:34:16
Mike
Yeah, sure. Go for it. See what happens. No, I really got it. Yeah. So you booked the appointment and then if she calls it off, you haven't paid anything yet. So. But you meet at the do age place and then you follow her up to the mountain head. And that was the thing last time when me and my wife did it.

00:55:34:16 - 00:55:53:07
Mike
We got so lucky that she goes, Oh, I only have room for two. And then she looked at me and my wife say, How about you guys come with me? And like everybody else had to file up there because I was actually worried about doing that because like not used to the area and I don't. And you're driving up fucking giant roads too at night.

00:55:53:07 - 00:56:25:03
Mike
So it's kind of like, ugh. But I know that was the amazing because Melinda Leslie for people if you don't know she's good friends with a guy named Jim Van who is a part of the To the Stars Foundation that Tom DeLong was part of. Now, Jim Semi Van is a ex-CIA guy and he ran what was called they call it they coined it the Help Desk, the UFO Help Desk.

00:56:25:03 - 00:56:49:03
Mike
But he had a lot of information like happening in Russia, China, just over in Europe in general. And so and I think he publicly says he had some kind of experience to that, you know, but he was kind of like a just a normal guy. And it's kind of attracted to him. So he is one of the insiders that came forward.

00:56:49:03 - 00:57:13:02
Mike
And then there's other people that were part of the government that all bound together and started this little this little campaign, you know. But it was cool talking with her because she had a lot of information and a lot of things kind of happened how she said it would. But the one thing that didn't happen was sleepy. Joe never came up and said, Fuck it and we got extraterrestrial or off world.

00:57:13:02 - 00:57:20:18
Mike
She said the term was that was going to be used as offworld technology. Mm hmm. That never happened.

00:57:21:03 - 00:57:22:18
Jared
Well, they denied that shit, and they.

00:57:22:18 - 00:57:29:23
Mike
Didn't, like, deny it. It's just how she explained this. She explained that they can't.

00:57:30:09 - 00:57:35:13
Jared
I mean, they didn't. They denied the contract like they didn't. Well, allow that law to pass.

00:57:35:15 - 00:58:00:04
Mike
I don't know. Actually, I have to look back at that it there is supposed to be Yeah. A law that passed that was given like all everybody that worked for a contractor or whatever in this field had to start reporting their data to the government. And if they didn't, they would be prosecuted criminally and the way they would figure it out through the money trail, because now they're watching the money trail.

00:58:00:09 - 00:58:27:23
Mike
And so people will start coming forward and they'll just use the process of elimination. And that's how robust everybody. But Melinda, also, she did say the first step was this memo and getting Congress involved that happened that that is happening and there's still there's still conversations. But yeah, I mean, there's kind of like other pitter patter in there, too, whatever.

00:58:27:23 - 00:58:46:16
Mike
But like she said, the second the next step would be is getting the grip off of the contractors hands, the grip of the secrecy and what they know and all that shit. She said there would be a whole nother beast and that's what we're current. I would assume that's what we're currently in right now is that whole fight.

00:58:46:16 - 00:59:07:01
Mike
Yeah, because because of how the laws got set up after World War Two, given, you know, certain agencies, certain powers, and without having oversight of the government, it all trickled down to these contractors. They were able to do the same things. You know, it's crazy.

00:59:07:19 - 00:59:18:16
Jared
It's crazy now to see what happens with that. But you know how it'll go. We'll see. That's it. Like the kid out.

00:59:19:12 - 00:59:19:18
Mike
There.

00:59:20:04 - 00:59:22:12
Jared
That unless we get some kind of crazy president.

00:59:23:18 - 00:59:51:23
Mike
Yeah, I think Trump would be too scared. Personally, I don't think he's crazy enough. I think he's crazy, you know? I don't know. I Joe Biden, he's just going to go sleep with Nikki Haley. Do it. Do the fuck. No, no, no. Laura Boebert would just give you over the pants handjobs. It's all she would do.

00:59:52:16 - 00:59:53:23
Jared
100%. Okay.

00:59:54:01 - 01:00:11:19
Mike
You like, you'd be like, do you got UFO secrets? And she's like, Yeah, come with me into the bathroom. And then she'd do the OPG HD or whatever OTP, Jay Z Times I can't say at one time fast.

01:00:12:21 - 01:00:16:02
Jared
So yeah.

01:00:17:12 - 01:00:25:04
Mike
Yeah. Here we're, we're at that hour and 15 minute mark here.

01:00:25:04 - 01:00:25:12
Jared
Yeah.

01:00:26:07 - 01:00:56:00
Mike
I think we're I think we're going to end 61 here. We'll be back. We'll talk to everybody. Yeah. Thank you again. We appreciate it. And make sure you're hitting up. Tell it right podcast leaving us comments if you see seen our social media is make sure you hit like on that we need that we need you so but I have like on this on YouTube RSS feeds wherever you listen to podcasts where they're fucking there.

01:00:56:12 - 01:01:02:23
Mike
So thank you again. We appreciate it. We'll see you back. 462. Thanks again.

01:01:03:23 - 01:01:04:05
Jared
I.