Terrible Movies on Tubi - Episode 63 - Tell it Right

Table Toppers & Ribs
Jared's Daddy Daughter Dance and the awkward convo's with parents
Celebrity business Ventures
Terrible Movies on Tubi
Casting Call for "Lowball" 

Transcript

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Speaker 1
Live. Live. Jared. Episode 63. Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Do this like the first time we've ever done one of these in the day at Weird? Yeah, I kind of like it.

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Speaker 2
That's all right.

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Speaker 1
It's a change of pace.

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Speaker 2
Right?

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Speaker 1
There's a bar back in. Why you change of pace.

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Speaker 2
Good. The pace really change.

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Speaker 1
Oh, yeah. It's not there anymore. Oh. Oh. It might have changed. Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Like I won this. You remember those table toppers? I think you can still get them, but, like, usually if you have, like, a party of, like, five or more and they all want to drink the same beer, you get like a table topper, and then you just it's like, yeah, it's got like a little nozzle on it, but it's like this clear, tall glass that's like, what, three feet tall or something like that?

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Speaker 2
Yeah, it.

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Speaker 1
Holds like 100. Actually, I forget how many beers it holds. It's like I want to say it's like 20, 25 or something like that. So that's why you need like five people or more to get it. But I want it like, what's that?

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Speaker 2
It doesn't appear. Get warm.

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Speaker 1
They put it's like an igloo thing, like ice pack of air. So it sits in there and it's I don't think it floats. I think it sits towards the bottom. So then, yeah, everything you're drinking is cool. Uh, so, yeah, I mean, heat rise. So it's, it's going to be warm around the top. So some fuck just starts drinking it, you know, tips it over.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, he's going to get warm beer and then it's going to be fucking ice cold. All right? He's going to be like, I shouldn't use the fucking nozzle, so. But I want one of these. So there's like, Miller Lite was there at the change of pace. I have no fucking idea what I did if I bought a raffle ticket or what, but I want, like, we got drunk that night to.

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Speaker 2
It's a major award.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. For doing nothing.

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Speaker 2
So which you win. It's a major award. It's a Geely.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Right. From a Christmas story.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Oh, yeah. Classic, classic. So bro, I've been, I started smoking some ribs an hour ago trying to new a new thing here I'm going to do I got Montreal seasoning I want slab and then I got this danos shit on the other I'm fucking worried, but it's a.

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Speaker 2
Danish. It really popular.

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Speaker 1
It is. It's, you know, tick tock. And I bought it at Sam's Club. So the reason is because there is another rub I use that's like a lemon pepper. And I never thought you'd want to use a lemon pepper on ribs, but it's actually it's it gives it a good a good flavor. It's it's awesome. So I'm like Dano's is kind of on their out.

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Speaker 1
Let's try it. So it's like all peppered in it. It like it's really thick.

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Speaker 2
It said that Dano's rub is thick.

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Speaker 1
Oh, so it's like powdery. Okay, it's like, sorry. So, yeah, I don't know if you've ever, like, grinded weed in like a fucking coffee grinder, but if you just, like, hold that coffee grinder down, all your fucking weed turns to, like, Keef powder. Yeah. Not good. Not good for business, right? That's what Dano's is practically. It's a bunch of seasonings and garlic and times.

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Speaker 1
I don't know what the fuck's in there but there's a lot of shit and it's just yeah, it's really ground down and it's like. It's almost like Keith. It's almost like he got pot or something. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Hash asks hash.

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Speaker 1
So. Yeah. What do you got going on this weekend?

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Speaker 2
It's always busy. It's Super Bowl weekend, which I feel like I'm going to boycott that.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. So. Oh.

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Speaker 1
Tell it right. Boycott Super Bowl. Yeah, for.

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Speaker 2
The then I have a dance with my daughter, which I'm not looking forward to whatsoever. Like, it sounds bad.

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Speaker 1
So we've talked about this before. Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2
It essentially it's I have to bring her there and then she runs around with her friends and I stand in the corner and like on occasion have to make awkward small talk with other fathers, which is like, probably my worst fear. Oh, because I just hate people.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Like, you don't have, like, a person there that, like, you talk to because, like, you've done this for a few years now, right? Like this is.

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Speaker 2
Or. Yeah, I hear that first year. No, I've done it a few times now, but yeah. Yeah, there's like one person that's, it's her neighbors. Dad. Yeah. That I tried to talk to, but it's like it's so awkward. Yeah. Because, like, you just, you know, you don't want to be there, you know, they don't want to be here.

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Speaker 2
And, like, then you have nothing in common to talk about.

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Speaker 1
Yeah. Like, what do they talk about with you? Like, what do they do? They just show up to you. Hey, Jared, how's it going? Good, Sia. Or is it just like. No. Whose daughter are you or whose? Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
It's kind of that stuff. And then, like, the kids will, like, do crazy stuff. You'll be like, Oh, those kids, you know, oh, you know, that kind of stupid. Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Oh, God, you're all.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, you're like the cringe.

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Speaker 1
Why did we do this? Oh, yeah. Stupid.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2
So it's just. It's 2 hours of that, and it's just miserable. But I have to do it for her.

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Speaker 1
What do you guys do afterwards? You go to, like, a Wendy's or like Taco Bell and and pick out or anything like that.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. So maybe something like that get like a frosty or something.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, like a milkshake or frosty.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. Sorry. Yeah, but now it's. And then it's like they have the cafeteria with snacks, and the snacks are like garbage, like red Kool-Aid. Yeah.

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Speaker 1
So just like.

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Speaker 2
Oreos. Yeah, straight up cancer. It's just sugary, you know, sugar free.

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Speaker 1
Welcome to the cancer cafeteria where we have all the red dyes and Oreos you can eat.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, and then they have, like, water, but the waters are always those tiny bottles. You know what I mean? Like half sized bottles. I don't know, because I end up just drink. No, it's not. That's what I don't get. Like, you think that they're like, oh, you know, these are cheaper, so we'll buy these. But no, it's just the same price.

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Speaker 1
Fucking handout.

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Speaker 2
Us water.

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Speaker 1
Handout a 32 ounce water bottle. Right. Like those big, tall, smart waters then. Yeah. One water per person. Oh, you drink water? I'm sorry. You had 32 ounces. You're perfectly hydrated right now. Get fucked.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. So then I'll end up drinking like 15 of these tiny ones, which is probably producing more garbage.

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Speaker 1
Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Because of the plastic and whatnot. And then I end up having to pee in the bathrooms. They're all for like kids that are, you know, like I think if they do.

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Speaker 1
Oh yeah, it's like through. It's like filling Madison.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. You got to, like, pee and like, you're, you're paying. You got to keep on top of the. Yeah, yeah. Like being on the top of the urinal.

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Speaker 1
So wait.

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Speaker 2
Wait. It's just a miserable time the entire time.

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Speaker 1
Remember? So back when we were in the office at our place of employment and somebody was peeing on the top of the toilet, I to this day, it's still the biggest mystery. I We have suspects, but I, I.

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Speaker 2
Think I know.

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Speaker 1
We'll talk about it in July.

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Speaker 2
The man whose car burned.

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Speaker 1
Right? Yeah, that's my main source. Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, we had a guy. His car's fucking caught up in flames. Jared was about to put it out, but he then realized he wanted to live. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
My life was worth more than his car. Yeah, yeah. I think it was him that was doing it. And then, like, every once in a while, you'd find, like, a pube on the top of it. Oh, like, how did they get there? It has to be planted, like, right. It's either on your hand or and you go to flush, which makes it even worse.

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Speaker 2
Meaning like, what are you in there digging around and like grabbing handfuls and like flush the toilet? Not to mention, like, I don't understand how there's always like, really, really long, disgusting pubes on the toilet itself, right?

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Speaker 1
I mean, hair falls. Falls out all like. Yeah, yeah. But it's still, it's like, how do the jeans and the underwear not catch it all? But somehow it just fucking falls right on the toilet.

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Speaker 2
Not to mention, like, the length of some of these, you're like, dude, you know, little trimming or something. Like you have to have a full blown like bush.

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Speaker 1
If you had that sponsor, this would be a great time to pitch that stupid manscaping. Yeah. The the manscaped lawnmower or whatever they call it. They call it the mower. Yeah. Or the lawn mower. Yeah. Mow your lawn.

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Speaker 2
Something like have a little self-respect at some point, but like, just like, I don't know what's funny, but it's so.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, back to the toilets. The Billy Madison toilets. They're so. Yeah, yeah. That's another challenge you have.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. So it's.

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Speaker 1
It's peeing.

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Speaker 2
Yes, I have a challenge. Peeing.

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Speaker 1
And then. And then. Yeah, then you got the 15 wire. It's like your main thing is you got all you got to like pace yourself with the water so you're not having that urinal. It's great. Exactly. Yeah. Wow.

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Speaker 2
Okay, so. So the night is already like you have to have a strategy. Oh, yeah, what's going on? And then to top it off, it makes it a million times worse. Is they always have this, like, photobooth thing. Yeah. So, like, you have to wait in line and you do like a photo booth shoot and then they print out pictures and give them to you.

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Speaker 1
Z another place where your daughter runs away and you have to stand there, stand in line till you're up, and then you're like, Get over here.

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Speaker 2
We got to take the picture. Yeah. Like you're waiting there. There's people by. Yeah. Do you like that. Yeah. And then.

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Speaker 1
That's.

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Speaker 2
Then you do it with you take a picture with her and then she has to get with her friends and then they wait in line to take a picture, find you. This whole dance is 2 hours, but it's like 2 hours of nonstop madness. Yeah, and. And we like trying to find a a corner to hide it while she's off running around.

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Speaker 2
It's it's it's horrible. And I do it every year, and I just I despise every last bit of it, but.

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Speaker 1
It's all about the the frosty or the milkshake at this.

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Speaker 2
At the end of the day, that's what it.

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Speaker 1
Is. That's that's what it's for to get that.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
I, I'm, it's.

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Speaker 2
I have to have that mentally in my head at the end goal is that I'm going to get this like some type of ice cream that'll probably give me acid reflux later.

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Speaker 1
Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Like just an old miserable man at this point.

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Speaker 1
Like a dad walks up, walks up to you, and you're like, Shut the fuck up. I'm getting.

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Speaker 2
You.

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Speaker 1
Leave me the fuck alone. I'm getting a fucking frosty after this son of a bitch. You go back in that corner I'm in. This is mine.

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Speaker 2
I'm just going to start pretending like I'm deaf and like. Well, right? Yeah. So understand.

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Speaker 1
That. So fucker knows sign language and they're like.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, they're not scared.

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Speaker 1
Or you just deliver it. You're illiterate, deaf, you can't communicate, but you have a daughter and you're here.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. Talking with her.

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Speaker 1
But back to the dance. Okay. So is this is like a theme that they do every year, right? Or is it. Oh, it's dress up formally.

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Speaker 2
No, no, no. So now they did that before. Like it's not exactly a daddy daughter dance anymore because it's it's a VIP dance.

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Speaker 1
Oh, because. Well, my daddy I mean, mommy now. Yeah, it's coming. You know, it's he was my dad, but now she's my mom.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. They probably found that, that that's probably more the case now is all these illegitimate children so that the moms have to come.

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Speaker 1
If they know it works. It's all the dads that ended up transforming is what it is. Yeah. So now I can't be a daddy daughter dance because. Well, those daddies, well, felt that they were really mommies and.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, well, like, so like last year they, when the first started was the daddy daughter dancer was themed and it was like under the sea or whatever. And then there was another one. Yeah.

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Speaker 1
On the others.

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Speaker 2
Though. There was another one I forgot what that was themed. And then the last year was the VIP and it was like Candyland themed, which it was weird. And then this year is eighties. It's an eighties glow party.

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Speaker 1
They would so yeah, glow sticks.

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Speaker 2
I hope so. I want to be in the corner raving like I'm going to be like glow sticks and shit and you're going to have been in them around.

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Speaker 1
You're going to have your headphones listening to Dead Mouse. Yeah, probably.

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Speaker 2
That's what I should have done is maybe Dead Mouse ate like everything and wore that fucking sandstorm. Right.

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Speaker 1
Is I don't care if they're little. That's a great song. Everybody listen to Sandstorm.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
I never got into the rave situation or deal, you know, back in the day but man, I love me some sandstorm. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Now, what's the other nice thing about this is I don't have to, like, dress up formal. Yeah, like, I'm wearing jeans and I'm wearing the MTV t shirt and I have one of those shirts that's patterned kind of like a like an old cafeteria. It's got like, like triangles and squares on it that are multicolored with, like, dots and dashes and like.

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Speaker 1
Like, you know, I saved by the bell. What's the place that they always.

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Speaker 2
Zach Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1
It's not the Ritz, but I know.

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Speaker 2
But yeah, that's, that's pretty much like that's the style of shirt. I have to go over it. So yeah. So I mean, that's, that's a plus. But otherwise I'm not really too excited about this whole thing. Yeah. So.

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Speaker 1
Hey, it just.

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Speaker 2
It's frosty. It's for the US.

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Speaker 1
Well, I mean, you're doing it for your daughter first, but for both of you, the goal is to get the frosty at the end like it should be. Her goal to like, even though it's not as hard on her. But she's got to work for it, right?

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Speaker 2
Yeah. I mean, I think one of the worst things is like one of so one of her like best friend's moms went last year and she used to take her to like we used to go to, what do you call it, gymnastics. She would take her daughter there, too. I had no idea who the hell she was. She's like, Oh, you're Avery's dad.

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Speaker 2
And I'm like, Yeah, who are you? Yeah, who.

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Speaker 1
The fuck are you?

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Speaker 2
Yeah, she's like, Oh, you know, whoever's mom used to take Avery to gymnastics, right? I was like, Yeah, like, I mean, you know, like, I have no clue who you are, right? She does. But that was just. Just awful. Yeah. Then she told me her name, and for some reason, you forget. Like, if I had a superpower, it would be forgetting people's names as soon as they tell me, like, I really need to do those things where people are like, repeat the name back.

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Speaker 2
Yeah, or do something. Because I will instantly forget. Because the whole time if people are telling me their name, my brain is like racing to try to figure out what I'm going to say next to this person or how to be a normal hey, the anxiety just takes over and I just forget everything.

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Speaker 1
Hey, do something extraordinary and awesome. So I remember who the hell you are. About five. Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Do something memorable so I could be like, that was.

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Speaker 2
Blah, blah, blah.

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Speaker 1
Blah, blah.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. But anyways, yeah.

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Speaker 1
So yeah, you're night cut out for you, bro.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
That's why we're that's why we're here at 1:00, guys. That's why we're in the afternoon. But whatever. Yeah. So. Well, Jared, I found out Toby Keith died sometime. Yeah, that's pretty fucking said. Yeah, it's. I mean, it was no Carl Weathers, but.

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Speaker 2
Now.

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Speaker 1
He. We got it. Should have been in cowboy. It's the best song you ever wrote. I always hear our listener today. Listener. Yesterday I was just like, I should have been a cowboy for sure. Yeah, yeah. Just fucking go us. Just rope and ride where my six shooter ride my pony and a cattle drive still in a young girl's heart.

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Speaker 2
Anyway, I didn't. I didn't even know he had cancer.

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Speaker 1
Yeah, he did.

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Speaker 2
Did you see a picture of him from, like, a couple of years ago?

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Speaker 1
Yeah.

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Speaker 2
Really? Like, every time I think of him, I think of, you know, the, you know, the music videos that you see any do that. Yeah. Thing and stuff. And he's just he was actually kind of a bigger dude. Like, not that but like.

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Speaker 1
No, he was pretty built.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

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Speaker 1
And then you see a.

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Speaker 2
Picture of him. Yeah. And he just looks awful.

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Speaker 1
I see the NBC one. Yeah. It's dramatic weight loss. Very skinny.

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Speaker 2
It almost looks like his jaw was kind of messed up. You know what I mean?

00:21:02:01 - 00:21:03:14
Speaker 1
Like, yeah, slumped.

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Speaker 2
Like, well.

00:21:05:13 - 00:21:11:08
Speaker 1
It's. It's almost like. Yeah, he needs a little bit of fat to give him a nice.

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Speaker 2
Good look around him. Look. Yeah.

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Speaker 1
Like right here. Yeah. He looks like he's 80 years old and he was only 62.

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Speaker 2
Yeah. So what kind of cancer did he have? The stomach.

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Speaker 1
I thought he had quite a few. Those. Yeah. Stomach cancer. No, no, it was stomach cancer.

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Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:21:33:23 - 00:21:41:19
Speaker 1
Man, that's just fucking shrunken drinking whiskey.

00:21:41:19 - 00:21:44:12
Speaker 2
I don't know.

00:21:44:12 - 00:21:48:23
Speaker 1
How did people, like, do this? It's got to be weird. Like, back in the old days.

00:21:49:12 - 00:21:49:18
Speaker 2
Like.

00:21:50:08 - 00:22:17:15
Speaker 1
They barely knew about cancer. They knew it. They knew they had a term for cancer, like they've known about cancer. I don't know how long they've known about it, but pretty sure they knew about it in the revolutionary times. But or maybe I have that wrong, but like, obviously, like the only kind of cancer they could figure out was like when you started growing like a huge tumor on you or something.

00:22:17:15 - 00:22:46:23
Speaker 1
Yeah, like I like how many people had, like, fucking leukemia and like, you know, or was maybe leukemia or something because of the industrial revolution. But like this, all these different cancers we hear about today, like how, how like how fucking much that sucks. And they probably just drank it away or did something and then just fucking died.

00:22:47:21 - 00:22:59:14
Speaker 1
Yeah. And I mean, obviously the life expectancies back in the day were a lot shorter than they are now. So for a while.

00:22:59:14 - 00:23:05:01
Speaker 2
The first the first cases of documented cancer was in Egypt 5000 years ago.

00:23:05:08 - 00:23:38:02
Speaker 1
Fuck yeah, bro. So 3000 B.C.. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that Billy Carson guy I was telling you about last time. Yeah. I mean, that's what he's saying. Like, there's these civilizations that go back even further. He tries to claim that, like, there was some kind of cataclysm where, like, a planet crashed into them. So this is hard to explain.

00:23:38:02 - 00:24:06:09
Speaker 1
So basically, Earth is just a piece of an old planet that was in its place. So there is a much bigger planet similar to the ice wall theory in a big fucking like another planet of some size came crashing into it and that's what was left over. There's this little piece that eventually formed into a round sphere again.

00:24:07:15 - 00:24:42:09
Speaker 1
And then there you go. You got Earth. Apparently the ah moon, there's two moons, one moon got taken out. And then the moon that we see today, as well as lots that stayed behind. So but that's you saying like we probably were much more advanced, probably had if it's just like when shit would happen that they couldn't control like great floods like in the Bible and all that, that's when humanity would lose everything it worked for.

00:24:43:01 - 00:25:11:10
Speaker 1
So they were technological in other ways. We're just kind of more of a society that, you know, I guess we use circuits and shit. We're like some of these advanced societies that could have existed here. Do you like way more like they had? Like somehow the stones can be acted like circuits and wires and shit like that, if that makes sense, I don't know.

00:25:12:10 - 00:25:38:17
Speaker 1
But back to Toby Keith. Sorry, that was not a crazy rant. Just because you brought up the 5000 years ago that they knew about cancer. I just wanted to throw that out there. But yeah, it's good. Songs like the courtesy of the Right Red, White and Blue. Okay. I don't I do wonder if soldiers thought that was just kind of like, you know, fuck him, whatever.

00:25:39:18 - 00:25:51:11
Speaker 1
But I mean, his music videos show like a bunch of soldiers. Yeah, you know what I mean? So I don't know if he was really liked by the soldier community, but that was pretty bad ass song.

00:25:53:00 - 00:25:54:08
Speaker 2
I thought I liked it.

00:25:55:14 - 00:26:16:15
Speaker 1
Did you like. It's that one I want to talk about me. That was a weird song. Yeah, but that's like kind of. It was kind of what, like, got me into Toby Keith because that was like the popular song. When that came out, I didn't feel it was that country, you know?

00:26:16:16 - 00:26:17:00
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:26:17:11 - 00:26:18:03
Speaker 1
It was more.

00:26:18:05 - 00:26:28:22
Speaker 2
Like, I like that. I'm not as good as I once was. Yeah, that's a good song.

00:26:29:11 - 00:26:39:15
Speaker 1
I like the song with Willie Nelson Beer for My Horses. I think it is. Yeah. Fucking Willie Nelson, bro.

00:26:39:15 - 00:26:44:21
Speaker 2
Once got going to die. Who knows? I'm, like, keeping him alive.

00:26:44:21 - 00:27:14:16
Speaker 1
Yeah. No, I mean, she has a joint in his mouth all day. Probably just. He probably, like, slams, like gummies, and asshole wills. He's probably into that shit out. Did we talk about here on this podcast about how he, like, got pulled over like all the time and be like, oh, I got like six ounces of weed in here, man.

00:27:15:00 - 00:27:22:10
Speaker 2
Yeah, he was just so yeah, he's so, like, straightforward with it. Like that. They're tried to get out of it.

00:27:24:00 - 00:27:43:18
Speaker 1
And I just got get like 20 ounces of weed and we're headed down to San Antonio for a big concert. Big festival. All right, Willie, give us the weed. We'll let you go. We'll leave you announce. Thank you, officer. Have a great day.

00:27:44:19 - 00:27:48:08
Speaker 2
He's got his own. I mean, the new head of his own line.

00:27:49:06 - 00:28:15:07
Speaker 1
Yeah, I mean, who knows if it's like, something like he actually funded or if he's just kind of bought it, you know what I mean? Like he bought an existing already grow up and just put his name on it and they're just making the same product, you know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know if that shit's really like, you know, like so Colorado, I think it's called Willie's Reserve or something.

00:28:15:08 - 00:28:38:09
Speaker 1
I don't know. They sell it and they probably sold in California, too. I've never seen it in Illinois, but it's like Willie's reserve. And yeah, it's supposed to be all the weed of Willie Nelson. You know, I just think it's it's just a business thing. I mean, farm put your name on it. Not necessarily have to smoke that, you know what I mean?

00:28:38:09 - 00:28:43:06
Speaker 2
It's yeah I mean, I saw Snoop Dogg has wine.

00:28:44:19 - 00:29:04:05
Speaker 1
Yeah, he does. Oh, there's a restaurant or there's a there's a wine bar here in Tinley Park called Sit and they. Mm. We went there last summer. Yeah. He had, they had a few of his wines in there. It's like the Snoop Dogg line.

00:29:04:22 - 00:29:15:01
Speaker 2
Yeah. But I would try it just for the fact to see like what? What do they consider Snoop Dogg wine, you know.

00:29:15:23 - 00:29:22:20
Speaker 1
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, again, buying a winery, putting your name on it, you know what I mean?

00:29:23:11 - 00:29:28:11
Speaker 2
Mm, exactly. It's not like he's making it.

00:29:29:01 - 00:29:58:14
Speaker 1
But. Right. He's, but yeah. All he's doing is hiring professionals that have done it for like, 2010 plus years. You know what I mean? Mm hmm. It's like you got money. Like when you have money, and if you have enough of it, you can literally create anything. You just got to get it right. People, you know, you don't really have to do a thing except write the check and make sure no one's ripping you up about it.

00:29:59:04 - 00:30:36:10
Speaker 1
As long as everyone else is doing their fucking job, you're going to make money. Yeah. So who else has line Mike Tyson to the. He's got his own fucking weed thing I thought as well. Does he. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like it's almost like it's like the accountants in Hollywood or celebrity where all, all of a sudden, you know, something like places are like in this case, you know, America's been slowly legalized weed medically and recreationally.

00:30:36:23 - 00:30:57:13
Speaker 1
So then all of a sudden, the accountants are going to, you know, the celebrities that they fucking, you know, work for and they're like, hey, listen, you want to we want to put your money somewhere, put it in this weed farm, and you're going to make this much more blah, blah, blah and get yourself into other shit. I mean, look at Ryan Reynolds.

00:30:57:13 - 00:31:11:09
Speaker 1
He doesn't get into weed, but I mean, he started the tequila brand. That was another thing, right? A bunch of celebrities making fucking tequila. Are they all making tequila because it's easy or something? You know.

00:31:12:05 - 00:31:14:01
Speaker 2
Ryan Reynolds isn't into mint.

00:31:15:15 - 00:31:18:02
Speaker 1
What? Yeah, the mobile company or whatever.

00:31:18:14 - 00:31:20:19
Speaker 2
But like anything, like everything like that.

00:31:20:19 - 00:31:29:11
Speaker 1
It's more of an example of entrepreneur being an entrepreneur and just buying a business and then, you know, doing something like manage.

00:31:29:11 - 00:31:30:20
Speaker 2
A soccer team.

00:31:31:12 - 00:31:37:09
Speaker 1
Yeah, that is a weird investment.

00:31:38:12 - 00:31:42:06
Speaker 2
Everything that he's done is a weird investment because he's Canadian to.

00:31:43:10 - 00:32:05:12
Speaker 1
But I mean, maybe it it it's makes some money though, you know. I mean, who was it? There was somebody that said he sold out as an actor. And that's we talk about it all the time, how he fucking just does all these whole viral movies and like they get propped up with his name nowadays on them. But they're, they're terrible.

00:32:06:02 - 00:32:13:10
Speaker 1
And like I think Adam project was brought up again is, is the worst fucking movie in the world like.

00:32:13:23 - 00:32:14:14
Speaker 2
That movie.

00:32:14:14 - 00:32:46:19
Speaker 1
Should be fucking burned. It should be burned out of the hard drives of all of Netflix. Yeah. Anyways but yeah he, he is a sell out dude when it comes to acting, taking whatever role because of money. He just likes money. He's just he's a hustler. But compare him to Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage does a bunch of fucking movies that nobody's ever heard of, you know what I mean?

00:32:47:16 - 00:33:07:21
Speaker 1
And we've we've established that. We've talked about how Nicolas Cage, he just he loves the art of movies. He's into the art aspect of it. He focuses on that not making money. You know, he doesn't do these jobs for money necessarily. He just does it for his enjoyment.

00:33:09:01 - 00:33:13:06
Speaker 2
Okay. Hold on a second. I just took this up for Ryan Reynolds.

00:33:13:15 - 00:33:14:01
Speaker 1
Yeah.

00:33:14:10 - 00:33:15:17
Speaker 2
His worth is about.

00:33:19:00 - 00:33:20:22
Speaker 1
$250,000.

00:33:21:06 - 00:33:24:00
Speaker 2
No, $350 million.

00:33:25:04 - 00:33:26:01
Speaker 1
But his wife.

00:33:26:09 - 00:33:36:07
Speaker 2
That's his estimated net worth. He sold that Ginn Company for $610 million.

00:33:36:07 - 00:33:38:05
Speaker 1
Oh, it was Jen. Okay, let's.

00:33:38:06 - 00:33:39:10
Speaker 2
Yeah. Aviation.

00:33:39:10 - 00:33:40:12
Speaker 1
Jen Yeah.

00:33:41:19 - 00:34:08:16
Speaker 2
He with mint mobile. He's got like some $1.35 billion deal. Wow. With T-Mobile going at he's an investor in an F1 racing team he he's got a bit out to buy the Ottawa senators hockey team.

00:34:09:04 - 00:34:21:02
Speaker 1
I thought I heard something about hockey I thought I heard he was going to team up with Taylor Swift on something I thought I could have no.

00:34:21:02 - 00:34:34:21
Speaker 2
Then he's got the Wrexham AFC, the rally owns, he's got maximum effort as a co-founded production company and marketing agency that he started in 2018.

00:34:35:16 - 00:34:38:08
Speaker 1
Hmm.

00:34:38:08 - 00:34:41:14
Speaker 2
He got the aviation gin which again, he's.

00:34:42:17 - 00:34:55:07
Speaker 1
This all sounds like conflict of interest shit like we're a normal company wouldn't probably allow this, but he comes in, Oh, we're going to use my production marketing company to do all the marketing, you know.

00:34:56:16 - 00:35:28:18
Speaker 2
So he's got he's an investor in Wealthsimple, an online Canadian Wealth Management Service. They raised $750 million in 220. What the 2021 giving their valuation 5 billion worth. And the other celebrity investors are the rapper Drake and Michael J. Fox. He's an investor in a password company.

00:35:29:15 - 00:35:31:15
Speaker 1
Michael, we need your signature.

00:35:33:13 - 00:35:49:00
Speaker 2
And then he's an investor in Nuvia, which is a fine tech company. Montreal based is a global payments technology company. So he's in all of this shit.

00:35:49:13 - 00:35:53:06
Speaker 1
So stop fucking acting. Jesus Christ.

00:35:53:14 - 00:35:55:10
Speaker 2
It's so weird. They're like.

00:35:55:19 - 00:36:00:01
Speaker 1
Fucking movies.

00:36:00:01 - 00:36:01:14
Speaker 2
I talk about terrible movies.

00:36:02:08 - 00:36:03:09
Speaker 1
Well, forget.

00:36:03:20 - 00:36:04:02
Speaker 2
We.

00:36:04:14 - 00:36:16:09
Speaker 1
Were kidding there. But I just want to end Ryan Reynolds on this. I just want to say stop making fucking movies. Stop. Just do what you're doing. You're doing great.

00:36:16:13 - 00:36:18:21
Speaker 2
Take care of that. I want to see that pull.

00:36:19:07 - 00:36:32:19
Speaker 1
That after Deadpool. That's all he hits. Okay, I'll take that back. I was about to say Van Wilder was the high point, but I forgot about Deadpool. But it's like he's so fucking mangled in and I don't even know it's Ryan Reynolds.

00:36:33:19 - 00:36:34:04
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:36:35:10 - 00:37:00:05
Speaker 1
I think this one is going to. There's going to be a normal Ryan. Ryan Reynolds Deadpool without the what do you call without the makeup or without the burns now? Because I think they're doing interdimensional shit. So we'll we'll see if he pulls it off. Whatever. I like Deadpool. We like that. Yeah. Everybody but Adam Adam project that's.

00:37:00:05 - 00:37:00:11
Speaker 2
Just.

00:37:01:09 - 00:37:20:21
Speaker 1
That pisses me off. Now I just look at it as like, you just did the movie just to make some money, God's sakes. You were. You hugged your dad twice. I don't know. Anyways. Yeah. So, yeah. Terrible movies. So what do you got up your sleeve?

00:37:21:11 - 00:37:24:11
Speaker 2
So talking about terrible movie. Yes.

00:37:24:11 - 00:37:29:08
Speaker 1
Tell us how there are worse movies than Ryan Reynolds movies.

00:37:29:15 - 00:37:54:02
Speaker 2
Okay. So there you go. So if you ever use the free app to be, it's on like any streaming and they actually have like it's there's commercials and whatnot, but it's free and they play like every once in a while they have like a good movie and they'll run it for whatever, you know, whether it be like, you know, they have the Terminator on there or whatever.

00:37:54:10 - 00:38:05:14
Speaker 1
What it is, is it's like Internet TV for the Internet age, right? Yeah. It's like having the Internet and having the five free channels, but you get all kinds. Yeah.

00:38:06:08 - 00:38:31:01
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. So it's yeah, you'll get like a list, maybe like five movies in each different genre. You know, there'll be a comedy, there'll be an action movie, you know, and they'll be decent movies, you know, they're not going to be the the craziest things. But there's movies that you'd see in a in a theater at one point, maybe in the past 10 to 20 years.

00:38:32:15 - 00:39:13:06
Speaker 2
Yeah, they started, from what I understand, kind of making their own movies like Netflix where they were like backing people. Really. I'm not 100% sure on this, but there's movies on TV that are low budget. And when I say low budget, it's like the acting is horrible. Like we're talking well beyond the Atom project. Terrible type movies. It's like I was there's this clip of one this this guy's like, Hey, I don't even know how to describe it.

00:39:13:06 - 00:39:41:11
Speaker 2
It's like there's a is two people are having like a confrontation and one guy shoots them, right. And the guy goes running off, right. The guy that shot the other guy goes running off. And in the background you see him tripped and fall and he like lays on the ground. Yeah. And then he, like, stands up and like kind of shuffles off out of C and to like, it wasn't supposed to be like that in the movie, but nobody else.

00:39:41:11 - 00:39:43:18
Speaker 2
But it's like somebody filmed with a camcorder.

00:39:44:17 - 00:39:47:22
Speaker 1
Well they yeah. They didn't have any cuts in is what you're saying. No, no.

00:39:47:22 - 00:39:48:23
Speaker 2
Yeah, there was no cut.

00:39:49:14 - 00:39:50:01
Speaker 1
Yeah.

00:39:51:08 - 00:40:13:11
Speaker 2
It was. Okay. So it's usually yeah. He like runs off, he trips, he falls. Like it's not obviously part of the movie. Like he lays there for a second and then he like kind of slowly gets off because he probably actually kind of hurt himself. Yeah. Kind of shuffles off out of scene. Like, that's just one one part.

00:40:13:22 - 00:40:46:07
Speaker 2
There's other ones where for some reason they have this obsession with like black businessmen cheating on their wives in gay situations. Y Yeah, so they'll be like these, like business guys in suits and this and that. And like the wife goes into the job to like, give him his lunch or to meet them for lunch or something. And she opens the door and the guy's kissing dude in his office.

00:40:46:07 - 00:41:15:09
Speaker 2
But it's, it's so horrible. Like, the acting is so horrible. The, the cinematographer trophy is terrible. But these are like movies you can watch on to be that's to mentioned they run some like old terrible movies too. Like there's this one movie it's called like a Hard Ticket to Hawaii. It's from like 1987.

00:41:15:23 - 00:41:16:12
Speaker 1
That's probably.

00:41:17:03 - 00:41:49:12
Speaker 2
A classic. So it's like, it's ridiculous. It's like, so bad. You have to watch it type ridiculousness. The guillotine kind of like yeah, like galaxy type terrible kind of movie like. But that one that one was actually for some reason people like that director Regal Cena, he gets a bunch of praise, but I swear to God, we watched that movie the whole time.

00:41:49:12 - 00:41:58:20
Speaker 2
I'm like, Why are we watching a porno in your garage? But it never turned into it. It was, like, so awkward. It almost made it worse.

00:41:59:04 - 00:41:59:19
Speaker 1
Yeah, it.

00:41:59:19 - 00:42:01:03
Speaker 2
Was. No.

00:42:01:03 - 00:42:04:09
Speaker 1
What about the part where, like, everything, like change colors.

00:42:04:22 - 00:42:09:23
Speaker 2
Yeah, right. Yeah. It was like red. Like, the whole screen was like red the whole time.

00:42:09:23 - 00:42:19:01
Speaker 1
Pink, actually. Everybody. Yeah, it was weird. Yeah, that for sure was a weird movie. Well, what's the other movie called?

00:42:19:19 - 00:42:23:19
Speaker 2
It's called Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

00:42:24:10 - 00:42:25:17
Speaker 1
I heard it, too.

00:42:25:17 - 00:42:30:13
Speaker 2
I know. Hard ticket that hard to get. Oh, yes.

00:42:30:13 - 00:42:31:03
Speaker 1
Ticket.

00:42:31:19 - 00:42:38:21
Speaker 2
Yes. Hard ticket, no. Hard ticket. Ticket like you buy a ticket.

00:42:39:07 - 00:42:39:17
Speaker 1
Right.

00:42:40:09 - 00:42:42:07
Speaker 2
To Hawaii.

00:42:42:07 - 00:42:48:05
Speaker 1
Oh, man, this movie title or the the poster is awesome.

00:42:48:14 - 00:42:52:04
Speaker 2
Is it the guy with the rocket launcher? No.

00:42:52:19 - 00:42:56:19
Speaker 1
No, no, no. It's the guys holding the Luger like this.

00:42:58:16 - 00:42:58:23
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:42:59:11 - 00:43:16:03
Speaker 1
And then, like, the chicks are just like standing like that and stuff. And then there's another one he's holding, like, so it's some kind of rifle like this. And then the chicks both have, like, a fucking rock or no, the one chick has a fucking Uzi, and then the other chick has the rocket launcher.

00:43:17:21 - 00:43:22:07
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. It's a it looks like a oh that's an cover.

00:43:22:14 - 00:43:55:11
Speaker 1
Yeah. And here's the here we go here, here's the rocket launcher one. So it's, it's like a four cylinder. It's like a42 fucking launcher even know that. Yeah. It probably doesn't it though. Oh my God. I got a I'm on my phone so I got to pull this up somehow. But maybe you can just see it. There's a cobra coming out of the fucking toilet right there, dude.

00:43:55:22 - 00:43:57:15
Speaker 1
And that bitch has a gun.

00:43:59:13 - 00:44:03:12
Speaker 2
Yeah, she has to kill. That's how they kill it with the rocket launcher.

00:44:04:09 - 00:44:05:19
Speaker 1
You actually watch this movie?

00:44:06:10 - 00:44:13:21
Speaker 2
I've seen parts of it I had to see after I looked up, looked up fed tube movies.

00:44:14:03 - 00:44:18:22
Speaker 1
I got to read what this movie's about. This makes no sense. So they're all fighting a fucking cobra.

00:44:20:20 - 00:44:22:21
Speaker 2
I don't think that's, like, the main basis.

00:44:23:20 - 00:44:36:10
Speaker 1
A man with a bazooka helps. Air. Yeah. Air firefighters. Donna and Taryn against drug smugglers and a snake.

00:44:37:16 - 00:44:38:05
Speaker 2
Hey. Yeah.

00:44:38:19 - 00:44:47:07
Speaker 1
What the him? Everybody was coked out in the eighties. Like if somebody make a fucking movie. There you go. Yeah.

00:44:47:07 - 00:44:51:00
Speaker 2
Make it a hard ticket to Hawaii.

00:44:52:07 - 00:44:56:11
Speaker 1
I thought you were saying hard to get. And I'm like, you're right. It is hard to get to Hawaii.

00:44:56:23 - 00:44:58:17
Speaker 2
I mean, I got to fly.

00:44:58:17 - 00:45:00:18
Speaker 1
There, you know.

00:45:00:18 - 00:45:06:01
Speaker 2
It makes sense, too. I mean, it is hard to get to Hawaii, so. Yeah, well.

00:45:06:16 - 00:45:18:22
Speaker 1
To me, sounds like they're they got some things going on there. They provide good movies, but then their own shit sounds like they need to. Maybe they need.

00:45:18:22 - 00:45:19:09
Speaker 2
It. I think we.

00:45:19:09 - 00:45:21:16
Speaker 1
Need Netflix people. I don't know.

00:45:21:20 - 00:45:45:20
Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah. I think they need to like review some of these clips of some of these movies and one of our episodes because yeah, the ridiculousness level of it and you'll see what I mean. Like I'll send you some, but like it's literally like this guy, this lady walks in and she thinks he's like this guy having sex in his bed or in their bed.

00:45:45:20 - 00:46:08:23
Speaker 2
And she pulls back the cover and it's two dudes like this is a different movie from the one where the dudes are kissing like it's so messed up. Like, I don't know what they've got this hard on for, like, gay lovers, like, cheating on their wives and whatnot, but it's so messed up. I'll send you this clip. You're going to laugh your ass off, though.

00:46:08:23 - 00:46:34:23
Speaker 1
Well, that's amazing. That's fucked up. It's amazing. And like, yeah. So yeah, we started this company called TV, so we need to make content. We'll bring content on, but we want to make our own content. So everybody, what do you got? I'm gay. Black people, straight black business owners going gay.

00:46:35:22 - 00:46:38:10
Speaker 2
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much it.

00:46:39:18 - 00:46:59:05
Speaker 1
Well, I didn't say pornos. Well, okay, well, we can just keep the porn out of it. Still keep the storyline. That's what they are. They're. They're probably just pawns that never made it. And so they, they're using the script and then anywhere where they actually fuck is just.

00:47:00:08 - 00:47:19:04
Speaker 2
Well I think I think part of it too is like they were making these during the strike and this is like scabs doing movies, you know what I mean? So I think that's what makes it even worse.

00:47:19:07 - 00:47:25:13
Speaker 1
But that they called the writers for Power Rangers. Hey, you guys are still working. We need your help.

00:47:25:13 - 00:47:29:08
Speaker 2
I the cinematography of Power Rangers is still better than this.

00:47:29:19 - 00:47:32:11
Speaker 1
But they might have not brought the cinematographers over.

00:47:32:11 - 00:47:40:03
Speaker 2
They might have the writers or the writing maybe. Yeah, but I don't know.

00:47:40:03 - 00:48:03:22
Speaker 1
Yeah. So I was going to talk about this Roger Rabbit script since we're talking about the movies right now, but I haven't read it all, so I think I'd rather read it all. But Jared, I did find another casting call. Did you write for another movie? Yeah. Oh, man. I'm going to share the screen for this bad boy here.

00:48:04:07 - 00:48:33:05
Speaker 1
Okay. So if I thought I knew how to. Yeah, there it is. Got it. Let's see here. Okay, so the movie that we're casting for now is Loba. Cool. No secret talent. And this or yes, she can. Talent nationwide roles paying up to $150 to a thousand a day.

00:48:34:02 - 00:48:34:12
Speaker 2
Oh.

00:48:35:06 - 00:48:39:05
Speaker 1
That's a pretty that was better than two right two on it.

00:48:39:09 - 00:48:42:20
Speaker 2
Now two is like 2000 a week.

00:48:42:20 - 00:48:44:17
Speaker 1
Right. Oh I thought it was a month.

00:48:45:14 - 00:48:48:18
Speaker 2
No, I think it was 2000 a week or every two weeks or something.

00:48:49:17 - 00:48:52:02
Speaker 1
Yeah. Okay. So this is a local.

00:48:53:13 - 00:48:54:18
Speaker 2
Lowball is lowballing.

00:48:54:18 - 00:49:34:09
Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. All right. So we got a production company is Eden Productions, I think. Oh, this isn't the director or anything. It's just a guy named Steven Gillion. Maybe he's related to the guy that did Breaking Bad. Maybe it's something. Gilliam All right. Project Description Casting Low Ball A feature film sign ops is in the late 1980s former soap star Josh Hamlin's obsession with landing a role in a cult filmmaker, John Wall Waters Next movie leads him to Baltimore's infamous club.

00:49:34:09 - 00:50:07:18
Speaker 1
CHARLES But as he tries to impress Waters, he's obviously oblivious to the chilling reality that two serial killers are lurking in his inner circle. Based on true events. Guys, is a true story slash fiction because it's just based on true events. Josh's desperation for fame becomes a fight for survival as he navigates a dangerous world of twisted desires and deadly secrets.

00:50:07:18 - 00:50:15:20
Speaker 1
So I'm so from what I understand, this sounds like a fucking Hollywood cult shit.

00:50:15:20 - 00:50:18:00
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:50:18:00 - 00:50:22:01
Speaker 1
Okay. All right, well, let's get into the roles. Yeah, yeah. So. Okay.

00:50:22:09 - 00:50:23:04
Speaker 2
Yeah. Okay.

00:50:23:20 - 00:50:42:11
Speaker 1
So we got. We got Joan. She's the lead. She's a female. Just want to make that clear between 18 and 30 years old. That's fucking wild. Okay? I hope that's what they're looking for. But that character's going to be like 20 something or maybe 30.

00:50:42:15 - 00:50:49:22
Speaker 2
I don't know. I think that's when they say female 18 to 30 is the person they're looking for.

00:50:49:23 - 00:50:55:10
Speaker 1
Right? Because an 18 year old could look older. Yeah, they could fill that part. Right. Okay.

00:50:55:16 - 00:50:58:03
Speaker 2
If 30 year old look younger, too.

00:50:58:07 - 00:51:29:16
Speaker 1
They're looking for they're looking for a black lady, though African descent. What they said they're then we got Marianne. She's another lead also. Same age range. Oh yeah. We didn't read who Joan was. My apologies, guys. Joan is a minded, sexy, sweet, beautiful African-American college student from inner city Baltimore. Easygoing, affable. What does that say? Sensuous? Mm hmm.

00:51:29:16 - 00:51:30:08
Speaker 1
My right there.

00:51:31:04 - 00:51:32:16
Speaker 2
I think, saying I can't read it.

00:51:34:02 - 00:51:35:04
Speaker 1
Is it not in front of you.

00:51:36:00 - 00:51:39:11
Speaker 2
Know, it is. It's just really small. Okay. Yeah.

00:51:41:06 - 00:52:23:16
Speaker 1
She is the first in her family to go to college and is determined to fit in and succeed in a competitive and very Caucasian or in a very competitive Caucasian state college. All right. Then we got married in strikingly hot, beautiful, popular, blond, college student, kind, empathetic, intelligent, a little quirky, self depreciating, humble. She is aware of how her race and beauty often leads to advantages that pass others by, and she wishes people would see who she really is inside and spread your legs.

00:52:23:16 - 00:52:40:17
Speaker 1
Her her looks sometimes become an obstacle for her. She is giving kind person who is attracted to inner beauty rather than physical appearance must have a good singing voice. So this is for a white lady and you got to have a good singing voice.

00:52:42:02 - 00:52:43:14
Speaker 2
Is this a musical?

00:52:44:00 - 00:53:13:19
Speaker 1
I don't know. No. I just think this bitch sings. Maybe it is. Maybe it's like Glee, but it's called Lowball. Oh, my. Another elite male. So we got and it's in my age range. I'm 35. I could I could fucking do this. Let's see what it's all about. So Mike's tough, but sensitive, intense and streetwise emulates a punk rock, new wave vibe.

00:53:13:19 - 00:53:41:00
Speaker 1
He's the gifted frontman of the Baltimore Underground punk band and bar doormen, Eric and a bar doorman. He thrives when he surrounds himself with people in their mid or in their twenties and often can convince himself that their yeah, they're contemporary. He can't admit he's growing old, but because he wants to believe he's still relevant as an up, up and coming punk rock.

00:53:41:00 - 00:54:07:12
Speaker 1
Ah shit, I can't read today as an up and coming punk new wave rocker on the verge of finally hitting it big. He is well liked and admired. He always seems like the coolest, the most understated person in the room. But the insecurities and paranoia he secretly holds inside are quite delusional. It sometimes leads to sudden, uncontrollable acts of vicious brutality.

00:54:08:10 - 00:54:13:10
Speaker 1
Must be a powerful vocal talent.

00:54:13:10 - 00:54:16:06
Speaker 2
All right. This is more like a musical.

00:54:16:07 - 00:54:24:04
Speaker 1
It's not a musical because it's this guy. Well, from what I'm understanding, this guy is in a band. So this sort.

00:54:24:05 - 00:54:28:00
Speaker 2
Of at some point in the movie, they're going to be singing.

00:54:28:12 - 00:54:34:18
Speaker 1
Yeah, they'll probably, you know, probably fuck, you know.

00:54:35:14 - 00:54:36:11
Speaker 2
Singing in the rain.

00:54:37:09 - 00:55:07:01
Speaker 1
Yeah. So we got Max likable, fashionable dresser. He's funny. He loves to have a great time. He's usually the life of the party, especially because he usually provides the blow. Okay if he makes his living driving a cab and selling drugs mostly to white college kids and partiers, he seemingly doesn't have a care in the world, but secretly he holds a great deal of resentment towards many of the privileged college kids and the party girls who only want him around when he is drugs.

00:55:07:22 - 00:55:13:00
Speaker 1
Next is a black male 25 to 35. Get you that role?

00:55:14:13 - 00:55:15:21
Speaker 2
I might be able to pull that off.

00:55:16:08 - 00:55:41:19
Speaker 1
I think you could. You could for sure. Jenna, the day player whatever that college party girl, she's totally into the new wave music scene. She's one of the head cool girls on campus. If she thinks you're cool, you're in. She doesn't like you. You'll have to hang out with the unpopular students during your time as an underclass.

00:55:43:02 - 00:55:43:20
Speaker 2
I'm like that.

00:55:44:10 - 00:55:46:16
Speaker 1
Yeah. Jenna's like a fucking nightmare.

00:55:47:11 - 00:55:47:19
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:55:48:09 - 00:56:24:05
Speaker 1
Then there's Twiggy, another female character, college party girl. Cute Disney. She has a Suzanne Somers energy. She's a popular Fowler in the crowd. She never or she never has an original idea of her own. But she can be very funny without realizing it. I don't know what that means, but there's like, Oh, there's Marlow, another college girl. I'm not going to even read the college girls.

00:56:24:05 - 00:56:29:19
Speaker 1
You guys want to fuck? Yeah. Yeah. College girl, you go fuck and read this yourself. These are.

00:56:31:09 - 00:56:32:02
Speaker 2
Drug eats.

00:56:33:02 - 00:56:34:08
Speaker 1
I want to read Shrek.

00:56:34:08 - 00:56:34:17
Speaker 2
You were.

00:56:35:06 - 00:56:37:14
Speaker 1
Drunk. Burn out college party boy.

00:56:38:15 - 00:56:40:03
Speaker 2
Let's I can play about that.

00:56:40:03 - 00:56:41:17
Speaker 1
Yeah, let's roll.

00:56:43:03 - 00:56:53:23
Speaker 2
You can be one and I'll be two. What's the to a drunk. Better to help party. Yeah. No, it's just party for Erica. All right, so here's what we'll do. We'll just.

00:56:53:23 - 00:57:07:19
Speaker 1
We'll just get drunk in this pass. I'll just hit have. They'll be our real. We'll have our wives caught us while you're passed out drunk and then we'll send it in with our headshots. And we'll also be drunk in our headshots, too.

00:57:07:20 - 00:57:11:05
Speaker 2
Yeah, you're really cool. Those are your pants. Yeah.

00:57:12:09 - 00:57:21:05
Speaker 1
Yeah, that would be hilarious. You roll over and piss your pants and your wife gets that camera and you send that in and they're like, Wow, these these guys are good.

00:57:21:18 - 00:57:24:11
Speaker 2
He looks like a drunk.

00:57:24:11 - 00:57:41:20
Speaker 1
This. He's really playing the role. And then but then we got to show up. We got to show up like we're like rich yuppie motherfuckers. And just, like, in, like, pink polos in like. Well, I don't have hair, but you do, but, like, you got to, like, part your hair over.

00:57:42:02 - 00:57:48:03
Speaker 2
Half the hair. Yeah. Sounds off like this. This movie sounds like it's.

00:57:48:03 - 00:57:50:14
Speaker 1
Not going to be made. I don't think. Yeah.

00:57:50:21 - 00:57:56:14
Speaker 2
It sounds like it's not going to be made. And even if it is made, it's going to be on to be right.

00:57:57:23 - 00:58:02:20
Speaker 1
This is it to be original, original movie right here in the making. Yeah.

00:58:04:12 - 00:58:13:19
Speaker 2
I bet it is that that the African-American drug dealer guy is going to have sex with another African-American man somehow in the cab or something.

00:58:14:16 - 00:58:38:14
Speaker 1
What it you know, so here's what I'm like, interested to see in the future, because we're definitely going to find more of these these casting calls. But like, I hope, like one of these days, one of these movies we talk about becomes like a real fucking movie. Yeah. Here's the other thing, too. So it's called Lowball right now.

00:58:39:02 - 00:58:48:18
Speaker 1
It could be a work in progress. So they're given in a name like they're like two. Two might not be two when it if it actually is made in income.

00:58:48:23 - 00:58:49:20
Speaker 2
It might be three.

00:58:50:14 - 00:59:13:02
Speaker 1
Yeah. No. Would be two spelled out. I don't know. No I could be. Or they could come up with something else. Maybe they take a line from a movie because everybody loves them. The, the movie title has a line in the movie. Right. Remember Family Guy, they're there. See movies it it's a movie. Tom Hanks played Rita. It's it is Philadelphia, right?

00:59:13:17 - 00:59:14:02
Speaker 2
Yeah.

00:59:14:21 - 00:59:31:23
Speaker 1
So they showed like a couple other examples. And then they're showing Philadelphia, these like Philadelphia, but they're like cutting between different movies that Yeah. You know, stated their titles in the movie. Oh man.

00:59:31:23 - 00:59:40:04
Speaker 2
Oh yeah. Maybe one of these. Where's this located. This low ball. Does it say.

00:59:40:12 - 00:59:42:06
Speaker 1
Oh, you go back.

00:59:45:23 - 00:59:52:04
Speaker 2
Oh, this is nationwide. But where is it like film.

00:59:52:17 - 01:00:02:04
Speaker 1
It is on your side. Doesn't say this could be anywhere. It's probably going you like in New York or something.

01:00:02:04 - 01:00:05:13
Speaker 2
Oh, it might be in Philadelphia.

01:00:05:15 - 01:00:07:13
Speaker 1
Oh, yeah, Philadelphia.

01:00:07:14 - 01:00:08:21
Speaker 2
Baltimore, yeah.

01:00:09:02 - 01:00:13:11
Speaker 1
That's more. Is Baltimore burned down.

01:00:15:17 - 01:00:17:03
Speaker 2
Part of it I think, yeah.

01:00:17:03 - 01:00:28:16
Speaker 1
There's like a huge riot in the mayor's like, pocket. Let them do it. And everybody, like, sounded, like, wise, like, we're not going to stop or we got all the people out of there that weren't fucking around. I just.

01:00:29:01 - 01:00:39:10
Speaker 2
I like these these similar calls. Honey don't spicy and the scammer, we're going to have to look at the couple of these as some time and.

01:00:40:07 - 01:00:40:20
Speaker 1
Yeah.

01:00:40:20 - 01:00:41:22
Speaker 2
I'm going to see what.

01:00:42:15 - 01:00:47:10
Speaker 1
I think next week we'll do the scammer.

01:00:47:10 - 01:00:49:14
Speaker 2
And you don't want to do spicy.

01:00:50:22 - 01:01:02:03
Speaker 1
Well let's decide right now. Well, we got to talk about spicy or the scammer. I don't want to look. Yeah, I want to wait till next week but let's do spicy. That seems spicy.

01:01:03:04 - 01:01:06:10
Speaker 2
Yeah, let's do spicy well we'll read up on it and.

01:01:07:00 - 01:01:07:09
Speaker 1
Then I'll.

01:01:07:23 - 01:01:09:01
Speaker 2
See how that plays out.

01:01:09:02 - 01:01:12:09
Speaker 1
Like all words, like describe bland.

01:01:13:02 - 01:01:25:14
Speaker 2
You watch it, watch it. Turn out to be a cook movie. Like the one that you talked about is all about like a mexican food truck.

01:01:25:14 - 01:01:28:15
Speaker 1
I like the Cheetos movie.

01:01:29:10 - 01:01:29:19
Speaker 2
Yeah.

01:01:30:05 - 01:01:57:22
Speaker 1
You know what I'm talking about? Where the guy invented Flaming Hots. He's just like some guy. He was like he was just a mexican guy from L.A. or something, and, you know, grew up in the ghetto and worked his way up. And he wanted to work on the line like and repair to the equipment. And somebody takes him under his wing and then he he figures out how to save everybody's job.

01:01:58:02 - 01:02:26:01
Speaker 1
And he takes the Cheetos home and him and his family, like, fucking they came up with the recipe that we, we eat now and a flaming hots and yeah. He convinced everybody to well he did something where yeah. He bought them and he just brought them to stores and I don't know, they, they started stocking stores and they weren't supposed to, but when they did it all the sales went skyrocketing.

01:02:26:01 - 01:02:36:18
Speaker 1
And yet that dude saved a ton of people's jobs at the Pepsi Lay's Corporation. Whatever it is. Yeah.

01:02:37:09 - 01:02:42:20
Speaker 2
But that's going way above and beyond for a job that's probably not paying him well enough.

01:02:44:01 - 01:02:55:16
Speaker 1
Or he wanted to get paid well enough. And he now he does, I think. Yeah, I think he just retired actually is fucking richer than everybody.

01:02:55:16 - 01:02:59:09
Speaker 2
It's the richest man in the world because he invented flaming hot Cheetos.

01:02:59:09 - 01:03:15:18
Speaker 1
Yeah, he's the richest man in the world. Flaming hot Cheetos. It's your Cheetos. Hot. All right, all right. Jared, it's episode 63.

01:03:15:18 - 01:03:17:03
Speaker 2
63 is the way to be.

01:03:17:23 - 01:03:34:21
Speaker 1
63 the way to be. But thank you, everybody. Thank you for joining us here. Greatly appreciate it. Catch this back for episode 64 and have yourself a great day.