Jared updates us on the VIP Dance from last week.
McDonalds Ice Cream Machine Conspiracy Theory.
Dunkin Donuts Vs Starbucks
Dead Pool 3 Trailer
Jared sees season one of Loki
Why marvel fu&^$! up on the Multi Verse.
Quantum Propulsion Test gone wrong
Russian Lady Sleeps with Dead Husband
Jared updates us on the VIP Dance from last week.
McDonalds Ice Cream Machine Conspiracy Theory.
Dunkin Donuts Vs Starbucks
Dead Pool 3 Trailer
Jared sees season one of Loki
Why marvel fu&^$! up on the Multi Verse.
Quantum Propulsion Test gone wrong
Russian Lady Sleeps with Dead Husband
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Speaker 1
Oh. Well, I got something weird to show you here. Talk about.
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Speaker 2
I don't know. Well, I don't. That's something weird. I'm not.
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Speaker 1
I don't got.
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Speaker 2
I'm not a doctor. I can't. I can't give you advice on that kind of thing.
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Speaker 1
I need to show you. I need to show you. No. So this is the article I found. So the headline reads, It comes from a place called Dead Central. Or Dread Central. I'm sorry. So the headline reads, Woman, a Russian Woman Sleeps with dead husband's body for three years. Dot, dot, dot. But then it gets even worse.
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Speaker 2
Tell it right. Podcast.
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Speaker 1
I rely on episode 64 of Tell It Right podcast. What's up, Gerard?
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Speaker 2
What's critical?
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Speaker 1
Nothing much. I think the first thing we need to get out of the way here is the frosty handshake from the dance. It's going on that we do. We make it to the frosty.
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Speaker 2
We didn't actually get a frosty, but we got McDonald's. So.
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Speaker 1
Okay. Okay. I mean, do we get burgers and ice cream.
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Speaker 2
Or just chicken nuggets?
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Speaker 1
Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 2
And then a shake. So they're ice machine actually worked for sure. So he's had a website? No website. I never do that with McDonald's. Do you use their.
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Speaker 1
Well, no, no, no. Not their website. No. So, Jordan, the stallion, you know that guy that does the fast food secrets?
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Yeah, you know. Okay. So he said there was a website. I don't know what. I'd have to look back at his tiktoks to find it, but there supposedly is a website that you can look up and it tells you every McDonald's in the US if they're ice cream machine is working or not. And he was like, You could start a huge fucking stink if yeah.
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Speaker 1
If the ice cream machine shows it's working on there and they tell you it's not. He's like, You're going to get a free ice cream. All you know, he's like, You got a call, you got to call this district manager and let them know, hey, this website shows it. Or, you know, it's like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Isn't that that is kind of like a little mystery with the McDonald's, right?
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Speaker 1
With the ice cream machine.
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Speaker 2
I mean, I think there's a bit of laziness involved in it.
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Speaker 1
There's like an urban legend out there that they don't have working ice cream machines ever.
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Speaker 2
You'd think with a business that, I mean, is they've got it down to a T like there's no other fast food business out there that will outdo McDonald's. Like, efficiency wise. You know, costs for for their food, blah, blah, blah, you know, down to the T they've got that shit. I mean, look at their their coke. It's like specially made in like stone you talked about it's stored in like stainless steel vats and it's always cold and bubble.
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Speaker 2
Right. There's no way that that company would allow that many of their ice cream machines to be down. You know.
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Speaker 1
They have to have loss of precision. It has to be its own division, the ice cream division of McDonald's. Yeah, I work for the ice cream division. I make sure all the ice cream machines are working. And it's bullshit when I hear a story and that ice cream machine is not working because I fixed it. I guarantee you I fixed it.
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Speaker 2
Exactly. Yeah. So I have a feeling that, yeah, that is a conspiracy, that it's probably just pure laziness on the part of the of the workers. Like, there's something that they have to add into it and they just don't feel like cleaning it out later, or they just cleaned it and they don't want to. And it's like a pain in the ass.
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Speaker 2
Like, there's got to be something.
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Speaker 1
But I will. I will tell you this. So there was so Dunkin Donuts with the Baskin-Robbins. They have this thing called the cappuccino blast. Yeah. So it requires you to scoop ice cream and whatnot and then put it in a blender. And, you know, it's kind of a pain in the ass, but some fucking menu, you know? So it's like it's there.
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Speaker 1
I should be able to buy it, you know, there's been a few Dunkin Donuts in the past that I've been to, and they will say, like, the machine's not working or something, but they, you know, they're still putting out other blended drinks, you know? Exactly. They just they just don't want if it's ice, it's fine. You know, they just have to put the ingredients in there.
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Speaker 1
But they all hate fucking pulling out the ice cream and scooping it and putting it in there. No, I'm not. I am going to admit that's not a healthy way to start your fucking day. And I probably should have done it, but they were so good. I mean.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, I've had they.
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Speaker 1
Were long.
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Speaker 2
Times as I've had, but I used to date them all the time.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. And they're addicting and well it's because of the cappuccino in there. But yeah, it's just that they were really good, you know, I think they had it advantage against Starbucks, against the. Against even coffee bean. And we don't even have a coffee bean. But yeah, Dunkin. Well at Dunkin where coffee beans that.
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Speaker 2
I mean there's always the the debate and you know, Dunkin Donuts or or Starbucks.
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Speaker 1
You know, it's well, it's more or less there's really no debate. There can't be. I mean, I know people debate it. I'm just saying, it's it's either you want fucking a donut or you want some gourmet fucking sandwich, you know.
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Speaker 2
Really gourmet. That's like.
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Speaker 1
No.
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Speaker 2
Package. And they put it in, like, a microwave.
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Speaker 1
Yeah.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. It's pretty much, you.
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Speaker 1
Know, shit.
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Speaker 2
That that Dunkin Donuts is doing with their stuff.
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Speaker 1
Well, no. Right, right. But Dunkin Donuts is also known for donuts. And like, if you want to go with your awesome one of the many awesome drinks that they make nowadays. Well, you know you go to don't you get the fucking don't but if you want.
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Speaker 2
I think.
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Speaker 1
You to I.
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Speaker 2
Think this. Yeah they're more like Starbucks is geared more on the the coffee end of it like they don't have. Yes absolutely, if you will.
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Speaker 1
But they were desperate. They were almost so desperate they were going to serve alcohol. They might even serve alcohol.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Coffee is their bread and butter is what.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. But on the flip side of it, and I was actually discussing this the other day, Dunkin Donuts is they're the wild card, right? If you go to Starbucks, you know exactly what you're going to get. Like it's going to be coffee, it's going to be decent and it's going to be made, right? Yeah, I can go to Dunkin Donuts and every time I go there, it's something it's different and I'll order the same thing, but it'll taste different or they'll do it wrong or it's like, Hey, you know, a large.
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Speaker 1
French.
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Speaker 2
Coffee with sugar, with with sugar. And they put like one time there'll be like a ton of sugar. Sometimes there won't be any sugar, you know. And it's the same place though I go to the same donuts. So, I mean.
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Speaker 1
That's that's franchisee, you know, they don't put training in people doing whatever the fuck they want. Is that's all it is?
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Speaker 2
It's I think a lot of Indian people own your money.
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Speaker 1
But yeah, the Chinese, they love the real estate Indians. They love the Dunkin Donuts. You know.
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Speaker 2
I don't like one either. Their whole thing is that in like subways, Indian people and subway.
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Speaker 1
I think I wonder if we if we could, like, become citizens in another country and like somehow denounce or United States citizenship, but then, like, come back and renounce it and like, you know, still go through the process. It would suck. I'm not saying this is ideal, but I'm just saying go through the process. We'll obviously pass because we know that shit.
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Speaker 1
You know, we, we, we live, you know, and. Yeah. And like, I wonder if we get those, like, same tax breaks like they do, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2
And our well they don't, they only get it for like the first like ten years and then they have to like.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. But I think.
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Speaker 2
Even come back or something.
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Speaker 1
Well I think they, they hand it off to somebody else that comes. Yeah. It's like a rotation but like. Yeah I'm just saying though in our benefit, I mean like a ten year tax break would probably be awesome. And then by then we should hopefully have it shit together and then you don't have to worry about it. It's like America is the land of opportunity.
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Speaker 1
I know we, you know, as natural born citizens, we don't necessarily like to see that. But like that is the attraction in the outside world is like you can do shit like that, you can make money. And what's funny is they do make money and sometimes they send it back like they don't bring family with and they, they send it back to their family.
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Speaker 1
And it's a shit ton of money. You know, if for us, you know, living here in the in the United States, you know, that same amount of money might not be a lot. But then like back home, it's like three times the amount, you know, because the whatever it's, it's like, sucks, but it's wild.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
So.
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Speaker 2
I don't know, I, I wouldn't want to franchise anything. You're just giving money to somebody just for a name?
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Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. But overall, you made it through the dance. You guys got, uh. You got somewhere. You guys made it somewhere. That's all that matters at the end of the day.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
It must have been rough, though, at dance.
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Speaker 2
Oh, hey.
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Speaker 1
Everybody. We were talking about the little water bottles, and he was not fucking lying. He sent me a picture of the water bottle. It was half the side. I'm still on board with 32 ounces. I'm going to start going to random school board meetings and be like, Hey, for your dances and those 32 ounce bottles make him hold it all night, you know?
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Speaker 1
Yeah. Keep them hydrated.
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Speaker 2
You have to put your name on it with a marker and shit like this is yours. This is all you get fucking bro. Because I was just like, I mean, you can take as many as you want. So I was just jamming down like probably like probably seven of them.
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Speaker 1
You probably ended up doing 64 ounces at night. Probably, you know, you got you did you have to pay for the dance? Like, did you have to, like pay like ten bucks to get into it? Yeah.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. It pays for the chair. It well that well they had the they gave ice cream out too. That's part of the reason we didn't get a frosty because they were eating ice cream already.
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Speaker 1
It costs money.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
It costs money.
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Speaker 2
I didn't eat any of the ice cream because it was like, just ladies. They're like.
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Speaker 1
It's probably like.
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Speaker 2
Serving ice cream, but I guess plastic love.
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Speaker 1
It was probably like lactose. You know, it's like 90% of the kids have a lactose intolerance problem, right? Thrown up and shit in their pants. It's like like a World War Two fucking mash hospital, you know, just like fucking bodies and blood everywhere. But it's just poop and kids just laying there ill wearing clothes on top of kids eighties clothes and just like a messy gym guy.
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Speaker 1
That's.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
That's going to. Yeah, well, I'm glad I'm glad you survived. I'm glad you made it. You made it. Yeah.
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Speaker 2
Somewhere so but yeah, I was. I made it out alive.
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Speaker 1
Good, good. But, you know, I. I was thinking about this. Did you see the new Deadpool three trailer?
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Speaker 2
I did.
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Speaker 1
Well, it's fucking wild, dude. And I this this threw me over. So I know Deadpool is known for taking Avenger shit and put it in in there. So, like Deadpool one, they were on a hell carrier, like a decommissioned one. So obviously after, you know, whatever, or maybe it was Captain America Civil War or whatever or whatever.
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Speaker 2
But Winter Soldier.
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Speaker 1
Or Winter Soldier. Yeah, yeah. I forget what they did in that pool too. I don't know where they I can't remember. I remember the movie bits and pieces, but I don't remember what adventure, you know, Easter egg they left in that one. But this one, this isn't really an Easter egg, but it's they're showing the time variance authority, which I thought we were kind of like done with em because it was a Loki thing, but it's he's pretty heavily into it, so I'm fine.
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Speaker 1
That's very interesting. But Marvel now owns the rights to Deadpool, right? Because it was part of like that X-Men thing. And now.
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Speaker 2
Though, they, they, they always.
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Speaker 1
Owned it.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, they always. And all they bought when they bought Fox they got Deadpool.
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Speaker 1
Right, right, right. So that's kind of allowing probably more match up with Avengers shit, right? Allowing this guy to enter the universe.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. They're saying this is the first R-rated movie that Disney is producing. It's Wild because the other two were produced before, before Disney bought them. So now. Yeah.
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Speaker 1
That son of a bitch. All those fucking B whole B roll bullshit quick cash movies he's done has finally paid off. And now he like, that's like a good honor to have I think. I mean you're the first are it? I mean some people are probably sitting here like, oh, no, where's Disney going? I mean, Disney's already been in that market just through other names of the companies that they own.
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Speaker 1
So I mean, yeah, Disney is for children, whatever, but it's it's for everybody. And I mean, like this Deadpool story, you don't do it. They try doing it in a more family setting if you want to call it family action. So and it was dumb. The guy they literally it just was a tortured guy with fucking he had the diamonds inscribed into his head when the real story is he just took a pair of pantyhose and cut the fucking legs off of him.
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Speaker 1
That's what I think the comic book story is. Yeah. And then he sewed on his whatever and that's why he's got diamonds on his face or whatever you want to call it. So I don't know. But no, I think this is going to be a good movie though. I'm just interested to see where they go with the the time variance stuff because like, yeah, Loki, that was an interesting show and what do you call it?
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Speaker 1
I, I just, I don't know, I just saw what's his face plays in Loki again. What's his name. The guy with the smashed nose.
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Speaker 2
Oh.
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Speaker 1
The brother Wilson. Yeah. Oh, and Owen Wilson. Owen. Owen. Uncle Owen.
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Speaker 2
Rate that I. Yeah.
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Speaker 1
You know, Luke is old school. Asia is the brown hair, bro. Yeah, I think Owen is. Yeah.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, you're Owen Wilson.
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Speaker 1
Owen's smash nose.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
It's a good look for him. And, I mean, I think it defines him personally.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, I mean, his. You just. You can't get away from the way the guy talks. He's got, like, almost a Christopher Walken type way of. Yeah, I get that. He doesn't talk like Christopher Walken. But, Ryan, thing is, when you hear him talking, you know exactly who it is. You know what I mean? Like, when you hear Christopher Walken talking, you know.
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Speaker 2
Exactly. It's that it's him, you know, and you hear know Owen Wilson, you know, it's pretty cool that you did that, you know? But, you know, if I'm going to I'm with the TVA, you know, like I can't I know what a terrible impression, but.
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Speaker 1
Well, come on, Loki. No. Yeah, I know. It's like he's eating. It's not like it's weird. It's like he's got something in his mouth that's like squeezing his cheeks together, and it's like coming out like this. And like, I just saw a clip of him in. I Was it behind enemy lines? Is that the one in Kosovo? Yeah, it's doing the same shit.
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Speaker 1
But you ten but you a hundred bucks, you know. But it's like where he does this weird thing where he brings his, like, lips together.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. Hey, man, he's got a fish live.
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Speaker 1
Hey. Hey. Yeah, exactly. I think.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. Hey, Nash.
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Speaker 1
Lips. And then he's got that. He still has. You hear that. His Texas twine in the back because I think they're from taxes.
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Speaker 2
And he's got this nasally because he's got that broke ass nose. Yeah I like that combination. Like you said, it's like, you know, and it's Owen Wilson talking. Yeah. You know.
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Speaker 1
But you recently saw. Yeah. The you recently saw Loki here right. The first season.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. I watched the well I'm on the last episode of the first season, so. Okay spoiler alert if you haven't watched it yet because I'm the only person that probably has watched the first season up until now. But yeah yeah they're battling that giant purple cloud element is.
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Speaker 1
Oh yeah.
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Speaker 2
Him and the his self that he wants to bang.
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Speaker 1
Yeah that's that's always been the weird part about this. I mean that's a true narcissist right there, you know, I.
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Speaker 2
Mean, I suppose I.
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Speaker 1
Just so.
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Speaker 2
Different. I mean, none of them are the same except for that one. That said, like running I'm running for president.
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Speaker 1
But wouldn't you think they would have like retarded kids, though?
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Speaker 2
You know, no, because they're from different bloodlines and different. I don't she didn't like. No. Her mom and like their it was just kind of different.
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Speaker 1
I guess you're right. I guess it could be like. Yeah, cause I guess every different dimension could be slightly, slightly different. So, like, you know, you could have a dimension where your parents might, you know, and your parents met somebody else.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Which is weird to think like, who do you actually come from? You know? Do you come from the sperm or the egg? I don't know. Like to to like make that like I guess what I'm trying to get at is because this this person's considered lowkey this woman, but she's not necessarily. But I forget. Was she she was a guard or was she just somebody on earth that knew she had powers?
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Speaker 1
Because I guess I.
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Speaker 2
Didn't know she was she was from.
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Speaker 1
Asgard.
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Speaker 2
Like Asgard or something or something along that, but like she never knew her mom or anything. And it was like a still a different story.
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Speaker 1
So she could be a different mom. It might not be. I think it's Freya is the mom.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. Yeah, I think it's more of like like it wouldn't even have, you know, star half million ass baby, that kind of thing. It would be it would be.
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Speaker 1
People are you guys aren't familiar. That's a Rick and Morty episode. The Vindicator is there's a a fucking Vindicator.
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Speaker 2
That's three.
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Speaker 1
Our Vindicator is three. It was the yeah, the guy's what was he called. The millions and.
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Speaker 2
Millions.
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Speaker 1
He's made up of a million and it's like literally shoot him and the ants just replace his body and it's the weirdest. Yeah. So shit they come up.
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Speaker 2
With supernova the. Yeah. Chick they had a baby.
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Speaker 1
Yeah I think I love how Dan Harmon he would bring actors from community it's always a treat to, like, find out Oh dude, that's so and so played so and so on community but the unity episodes the best where they actually show an episode of Community, he's like sitting there, he's like, Oh, you're so awesome. Thanks for making me a TV show, you know, just because I'm here.
00:22:21:05 - 00:22:47:11
Speaker 1
And it's literally it's a cartoon alien of Joel McHale and then the rest of the cast sitting around at the frickin study table, and then they're just kind of like they all talk in unison because they're they're all unity. Um, but yeah, but no. Back to Loki though. Yeah. It's really weird that he wants to being himself. I just.
00:22:48:14 - 00:23:10:10
Speaker 1
I always found that to be a little weird. I'm like and it really drawn a line here. This is getting weird. If now kids are just going to sit there and be like, Oh, hey, maybe there's other dimensions and maybe I can marry my girl or my boy. So it's fucking weird. At least it wasn't like another Loki.
00:23:10:10 - 00:23:20:04
Speaker 1
And then they fell in love, like another male Loki that would be fucking weird. Yeah, you know.
00:23:21:08 - 00:23:43:09
Speaker 2
Well, Morty and I got to leave. We got to meet a comet lady, a monorail man, two assholes and a whole alligator. That's one of my favorites from that episode. Anyway, I love Rick and Morty. I've been on a binge watching them all the time later. Yeah, there's.
00:23:43:12 - 00:23:44:22
Speaker 1
A thread here for the table.
00:23:44:22 - 00:23:45:03
Speaker 2
Read.
00:23:45:11 - 00:24:05:17
Speaker 1
Morty, but I don't know if we can actually do this because I'm reading it. It says, like right here that there's like a copyright infringement on like it says specific. We no perform it. Yeah, right there. Oh shit. No performances.
00:24:07:17 - 00:24:15:01
Speaker 2
Yeah. I mean I think that's for like if you're going to be making money off of it, it's hard, you know what I mean?
00:24:15:20 - 00:24:16:05
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:24:16:05 - 00:24:32:17
Speaker 2
If, if we're just doing it for fun, like you can read, like, yeah, a script is not something I can't read. Why would they have a script? You can't read it. We want to read it together out loud. Yeah. What's the difference?
00:24:33:17 - 00:24:34:06
Speaker 1
Yeah, I don't know.
00:24:34:06 - 00:24:37:05
Speaker 2
Make a funny voice when I'm reading it. I guess.
00:24:37:12 - 00:24:41:08
Speaker 1
I guess we'll just have to fuck around and find out right.
00:24:41:08 - 00:24:42:15
Speaker 2
You know, FFO that.
00:24:43:10 - 00:24:54:15
Speaker 1
Yeah, but back to, back to back to like Loki and all that, I mean, like so far what do you think about that story. I mean with the weird.
00:24:56:09 - 00:25:25:20
Speaker 2
Sounds like it was okay. Yeah. Like, yeah it was good right up to the part when he met the time keeper people and they were like robots and one of them. Yeah. Looks looked like The Lorax from Dr. Seuss. But mix with the Grinch. They had, like a big mustache and just looked so fake and like then watching some of the choreography for their fighting.
00:25:26:15 - 00:25:36:18
Speaker 2
And it sucked. Yeah, but I mean, beyond that, the story's getting somewhere. I mean, it's interesting. It's something different. You know, I.
00:25:36:18 - 00:25:59:08
Speaker 1
Think you're like season two. You personally, we can get to that. That answers a lot more about what's going on with everything. It's like, Yeah, it's kind of like unknown. You know what I think you said they found a bunch of robots instead of these celestial beings that were monitoring. It's a timeline, right?
00:25:59:08 - 00:26:28:20
Speaker 2
I just think it's so, like, it's weird because then there's like a whole city with the TVA and then it kind of reminds me of like the Ant-Man, the latest Ant-Man movie where he's got yeah, there's a whole like City in the quantum realm and then there's people living there. And I don't know, it's just sometimes you're just pushing the envelope with some of this shit, you know, like it, but like it doesn't make sense.
00:26:29:20 - 00:26:40:05
Speaker 2
A lot of it does. Just like, why? Why would there be tiny people? Like, they're just I mean, I guess there could be if they have spaceship, why couldn't they fly beyond the quantum realm?
00:26:40:19 - 00:27:00:09
Speaker 1
For this is why I should've opened up with what the universe is. Totally answer all this. We're going to talk about that next week. But yeah, no, I mean, yeah, it is kind of like fucking weird to think about that. Like, it seems like they're pushing it, but like, I guess it's like at the same time too. I don't know.
00:27:00:09 - 00:27:25:17
Speaker 1
It's just like they did back in those comics. Like these were all like in the comics, like, all this shit. Like, I would think the comics are probably more far out in like, you know, like, holy fuck, this is wild, you know, not realistic, but it was the comic, you know, you knew it was a comic. And that was the point of because you would read that ridiculous shit and be like, That's so cool.
00:27:25:17 - 00:27:59:17
Speaker 1
You know, actually, like, as a kid and I mean possibly even as an adult. But that's the hard part when these movie makers try to make it like you got to research that like not every fucking writer in Hollywood was a comic, you know what I mean? Not everybody was. Yeah. In Kevin Smith. So which I'm surprised Kevin Smith I wonder if he's been asked to consult on Marvel movies at all.
00:28:00:19 - 00:28:06:17
Speaker 1
I mean, he was going to do a Superman movie with Nicolas Cage and Tim Burton.
00:28:08:09 - 00:28:38:22
Speaker 2
So no, I mean, I have this clip of all these writers for like Star Wars and Marvel and everything. And every single one of them is doing like these interviews. And they're like they're being told, like, don't go, don't read the comics. Like, we want original content and all this and that. And that's why all of these stories are just going way off into these bullshit things like nobody's come up with a good idea since End Game.
00:28:39:03 - 00:28:59:01
Speaker 2
Honestly, like ever since they've gone to this stupid multiverse, it doesn't matter which side you're on. Either even Marvel or DC has the stupid multiverse too. And it's all like everybody's playing with this time travel and multiverse so that they can come up with new bullshit that nobody cares about because there's no backstory to any of their crap.
00:28:59:01 - 00:29:25:04
Speaker 1
Yeah, it was fine. It would be fine if they stuck with the actual comic books, you know, but they don't. And yeah. That's are yeah. I mean, personally, I, that's what I mean. They had the multiverse already. You mean that's how they came out with variant copies. So like, you know, originally they made the first batch of comics and then, you know, they kept going on.
00:29:25:12 - 00:29:52:22
Speaker 1
But then it was like, you know, you kill off characters, right? Well, you want to bring them back, too. So you create new universes. And that's what they were doing. And then they would do make comics where it was like, so-and-so, meet so-and-so and all that, you know? So they would pull universes in with each other. But like, yeah, if they're not reading the comics and they're just coming up with these crazy, you know, story, it's like they know.
00:29:52:22 - 00:30:28:07
Speaker 1
It's like, okay, in the comic, they did talk about multiverse shit. But you know what? Fuck it, don't read them. Just make up your own stuff, you know? I mean, essentially that is the purpose of the multiverse. Okay? And I feel like that was the purpose in the comics. So you could do that with the movie? Yeah, it's getting a little fucking weird because again, they're not reading the comics and it's not really like they're they're just creating this their own canon as they go, you know, and it's easier, right?
00:30:28:11 - 00:30:46:20
Speaker 2
Like, like it's like the Avengers. There is a clear route, like Iron Man. We're going to have Thor, we're going to have they're each they have their own movies, but they're going to all tie back to Avengers. And then all of their movies are going to make sense. Except for Thor's shitty movies. Right. And the end of the day.
00:30:47:18 - 00:30:56:10
Speaker 1
Well, I'm. I'm waiting for the Eternals to somehow come back. Like, how is that going to tie in?
00:30:56:11 - 00:31:00:05
Speaker 2
It's not that it's stupid. It's. That was, like, one of the worst.
00:31:00:05 - 00:31:01:02
Speaker 1
Yeah. Like.
00:31:01:13 - 00:31:27:03
Speaker 2
Maybe that stupid Shanghai room, whatever. Guy with the rings. Like, that was kind of neat because it was just kind of had that, you know, Chinese. Yeah, Japanese ninja type shit going on and like, yeah, that's a different side. But then like I heard heart, like, that stupid thing that they're trying to pass off. Like, I never watched that, honestly, I've never watched any of the Black Panther.
00:31:27:16 - 00:31:28:20
Speaker 1
No, it's right.
00:31:29:11 - 00:31:32:14
Speaker 2
It's just unbelievable. It's just so bad.
00:31:32:22 - 00:31:56:22
Speaker 1
Yeah. And the next. Well, remember when Netflix had all the Marvel shows that they were putting out before Disney plus? So you had, like, Jessica Jones and then you had Luke Cage. That's actually who Nicolas Cage. Yeah. That's how he came up with his name, if you didn't know that. But yeah. Luke Cage. And then there's, I think you said it, Iron Fist.
00:31:57:05 - 00:32:27:13
Speaker 1
It's some it's like Iron Fist is like exactly like Batman. But yeah, but it's like Batman and Doctor Strange. So it's like basically a kid loses his parents on an airplane, and then he gets taken by Chinese monks who give him the powers of the iron fist. And then he comes back to America and becomes a vigilante. You know, I'm not too like the daredevil was, all right.
00:32:27:21 - 00:32:33:09
Speaker 1
And I haven't even watched this new show that supposedly has Daredevil with.
00:32:33:14 - 00:32:36:23
Speaker 2
No, I think he's going to be in Deadpool also.
00:32:38:01 - 00:32:38:19
Speaker 1
Who? Daredevil.
00:32:39:07 - 00:32:40:20
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:32:40:20 - 00:33:10:04
Speaker 1
Yeah, well, that's what I think. So that this is what Deadpool might do. Okay. It might turn all this around and make it to where this all makes sense, you know what I mean? And maybe. Maybe it's going to be like that anchor, like, end game or or like the other years. You know what I mean? Now it's this opportunity for Deadpool to hit the different universes and just kind of like maybe.
00:33:10:04 - 00:33:24:17
Speaker 1
Yeah, like as you said, we might see Daredevil. And is it the same actor that plays on the TV show or is it going to be like, Oh, my. AFFLECK You know, maybe Ben Affleck.
00:33:24:21 - 00:33:26:08
Speaker 2
Here's the problem with, though.
00:33:27:11 - 00:33:27:21
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:33:28:07 - 00:33:49:05
Speaker 2
If all of these movies have been PG or PG 13 up until now and the cohesive movie you put out is rated R, it's not going to make any sense to any of these kids. Like you're going to make the movie that they can't see be the be the turning point.
00:33:49:05 - 00:33:49:17
Speaker 1
Right?
00:33:49:17 - 00:34:11:12
Speaker 2
Right. I mean, so then they're going to have to see it, which then it's, you know, so I don't think they can draw that type of crowd or make it that type of movie, because I think what they will do is make cohesion from like old X-Men, the new X-Men and that.
00:34:11:12 - 00:34:22:05
Speaker 1
Type of thing. Maybe that's all it's going to do. Maybe that's all he's going to do. He's going to connect X-Men to Marvel. Just back to the Arrowverse again. Yeah, you know what I mean?
00:34:22:17 - 00:34:23:01
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:34:23:14 - 00:34:24:10
Speaker 1
And they are.
00:34:24:16 - 00:34:38:18
Speaker 2
Maybe they're old school X-Men shit. I don't know. We'll see. I think it'll be good. But yeah, they're tying in that the TVA and all that into it.
00:34:39:05 - 00:35:04:14
Speaker 1
I'm trying to understand where that's going because it would have been a whole lot cooler if fucking Owen was up there. But it's not. And Swamp thinking the tva's the bad guys. So that's where I'm trying to figure out if it's going to be something that pre-dates Loki or if it's going to post date Loki. And so you'll have to see the second season to understand it.
00:35:04:15 - 00:35:25:02
Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm going to go with that. Possibly predates it, unless it gets into another level of crazy multi dimensional shit where this is just another universe of a TVA. Who knows?
00:35:25:02 - 00:35:28:15
Speaker 2
I don't know. We'll have to see.
00:35:30:05 - 00:35:51:11
Speaker 1
But yeah, that's right. He did go back in time like and save a bunch of people because I totally forgot I was just thinking in my head that his girls, they're in the in the trailer and. That's right. He went back in time and he stopped all that with cable's device or whatever it. What's your fucking name. Suzuki or something or.
00:35:52:05 - 00:35:57:08
Speaker 1
It's nega bom. I don't know her name. She's the teenage.
00:35:58:06 - 00:35:58:11
Speaker 2
I.
00:35:58:15 - 00:36:05:06
Speaker 1
Got so I guess Sonic engaged I Sonic yeah. Her girlfriend. Yeah, right.
00:36:06:14 - 00:36:07:07
Speaker 2
Yukio.
00:36:07:23 - 00:36:13:00
Speaker 1
Yeah. Come on, Yukio, I need this powered up.
00:36:13:06 - 00:36:29:22
Speaker 2
And yeah, he went back and then he, he tried to stop himself from doing the Green Lantern and he shot him. So. Deadpool. Yeah, he changed Deadpool in the original Wolverine origins.
00:36:30:09 - 00:36:31:01
Speaker 1
Right, right.
00:36:31:01 - 00:36:36:01
Speaker 2
Stupid guy with throughout the mouth. That's what we.
00:36:36:02 - 00:36:36:22
Speaker 1
It's okay.
00:36:36:22 - 00:36:44:04
Speaker 2
It's like. You're welcome. Yeah. Yeah. And then he saved his girlfriend all that. Yeah.
00:36:44:04 - 00:37:01:15
Speaker 1
Yeah. I was trying to understand, like, why did things go so sell with what's his name? Francis. But his real name is like Doctor Axl or something. Dr. Axl Rose.
00:37:02:13 - 00:37:03:15
Speaker 2
Um, yeah.
00:37:04:17 - 00:37:29:01
Speaker 1
But I. He keeps calling him Francis. I was just, like, trying to understand, like, why did they go south? Like, I didn't think he was that big of a smart ass, but, like, apparently he was in that guy that's fucking hated him from day one. He just was, like, mean to him. But yeah, then I looked a little further.
00:37:29:01 - 00:37:55:10
Speaker 1
I'm like, What exactly is Deadpool's like? I was just kind of looking up like, yeah, I wanted to know what the, you know, they mentioned Miami or some fucking I forget it was some city in Florida and or Jacksonville. He did something in Jacksonville and no one's ever. So I'm like, trying to understand what that's all about.
00:37:55:10 - 00:38:01:06
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. He was a, like, special ops guy before.
00:38:01:20 - 00:38:08:02
Speaker 1
Bro. Right, right, right. I'm just. I'm trying to wonder if it had anything to do with mutant shit, you know?
00:38:08:09 - 00:38:08:20
Speaker 2
Oh.
00:38:09:23 - 00:38:23:09
Speaker 1
No. That brings me to the next point. Was he an actual mutant in X in Wolverine origins or whatever? Or Wolverine or whatever the fucking movie was?
00:38:24:05 - 00:38:31:07
Speaker 2
Because did he do something where he would, like, spin his swords really fast? And yeah, that's all the.
00:38:32:00 - 00:39:00:16
Speaker 1
That's what I'm saying. Like, he was like, similar to their agent zero. Just a super marksman and, like, was crazy with swords. So I'm wondering if they pull them off as a mutant, like, well, that's what they I'm not sure if they considered him a mutant or just somebody with extraordinary skills, you know. But then obviously they took all the mutant bloods and the jammed them into him and called them Deadpool, you know.
00:39:01:09 - 00:39:08:17
Speaker 2
Yeah. So well maybe he worked with that. What was the.
00:39:08:17 - 00:39:11:16
Speaker 1
Oh yeah. It's, it's on the tip of my tongue.
00:39:11:16 - 00:39:13:15
Speaker 2
It's strike.
00:39:13:18 - 00:39:15:23
Speaker 1
Walking. Yes. Bill Stryker.
00:39:16:20 - 00:39:21:05
Speaker 2
And maybe he worked with him on the special ops team before.
00:39:21:05 - 00:39:23:11
Speaker 1
That's what I was thinking. Yeah, that's.
00:39:23:23 - 00:39:29:18
Speaker 2
Like maybe he got wrapped up in that Project X when they were making Wolverine.
00:39:30:23 - 00:40:02:20
Speaker 1
Right? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like, was he mutant huntin? You know what I mean? For Stryker? And that's just something they never really that's how I'm hoping that's going to come out here in Deadpool three. Maybe that's the point. The build up to that, I don't know. But I yeah. So I'm just curious to see how Deadpool three and Loki, if they're really going to tie in or if it's just like they're just using the face of the TVA, you know what I mean?
00:40:03:13 - 00:40:04:23
Speaker 1
Yeah. Like, I mean.
00:40:05:04 - 00:40:11:11
Speaker 2
They're just going to use if he's going back and changing the timeline like we saw in the last movie.
00:40:12:08 - 00:40:36:19
Speaker 1
So yeah, but it comes off like they're not exactly punishing him for changing the timeline, but they're giving him an opportunity and it seems like he's going to fuck that opportunity up or he's going to do the right thing and it's going to fuck that opportunity up. And he starts killing them because you see that they're just going down one by one.
00:40:36:19 - 00:40:48:22
Speaker 1
And so I don't know, but yeah, I'm, I'm ready for Deadpool three. So is that going to be the same? Is that going to be.
00:40:49:02 - 00:40:55:03
Speaker 2
Yeah, I think that's June and was Deadpool.
00:40:55:10 - 00:40:59:14
Speaker 1
Three maybe we'll have to do a tell it right.
00:41:00:10 - 00:41:02:13
Speaker 2
July 26th.
00:41:02:13 - 00:41:06:04
Speaker 1
So that's the day after my birthday.
00:41:06:06 - 00:41:07:16
Speaker 2
Owen Wilson is in it.
00:41:08:14 - 00:41:09:23
Speaker 1
No shit.
00:41:09:23 - 00:41:15:01
Speaker 2
And and Tom Hiddleston. Yep. I love fire.
00:41:15:01 - 00:41:28:16
Speaker 1
He said he was never going to be in another movie. You need to see the second season. I so want to talk about there, you know. I know but I. Yeah, you need to see the second season.
00:41:29:00 - 00:41:32:09
Speaker 2
Zuko is in it and to do that.
00:41:33:04 - 00:41:35:20
Speaker 1
Yeah. Which I don't like though.
00:41:36:06 - 00:41:38:04
Speaker 2
Jennifer Garner as Elektra.
00:41:38:09 - 00:41:41:22
Speaker 1
No way. Yeah. So Ben Affleck in it.
00:41:42:18 - 00:41:51:01
Speaker 2
It doesn't show him in there as part of the cast. Who's the guy playing Daredevil?
00:41:51:15 - 00:41:53:19
Speaker 1
Yeah, I want to know who's playing Daredevil.
00:41:54:19 - 00:42:15:03
Speaker 2
Because there's a few people that I don't recognize and they're not saying like there's a girl. Emma Corrin says actress under her. I see Aaron Stanford doesn't give him and then a matthew McFayden.
00:42:18:03 - 00:42:45:01
Speaker 1
Yeah I see Emma Corrin Let me see what was she played in before? Let's see if she's played in any other Marvel movies. I'm pulling it up right now. She doesn't look familiar unless you you know what?
00:42:45:01 - 00:42:57:03
Speaker 2
It's Charlie Cox, Daredevil and the. That's his name. Oh, is the actor's name, I should say.
00:42:58:17 - 00:43:13:00
Speaker 1
Yeah, that just sounds. Well, the other guy that played in Daredevil was from The Mighty Ducks. Isn't that the dude's name in The Mighty Ducks, isn't it, Charlie Cox or is it Charlie it's know that's.
00:43:13:12 - 00:43:15:14
Speaker 2
Oh, I don't know.
00:43:17:01 - 00:43:27:19
Speaker 1
All right. Yeah, it's chick's never played in any other Marvel movies, so I don't know who she could possibly be.
00:43:27:19 - 00:43:28:10
Speaker 2
Oh, no.
00:43:30:13 - 00:43:39:16
Speaker 1
Let's see here is a fox. Hugh Jackman now. Okay, Peter's back. It's already safe. Peter.
00:43:40:07 - 00:43:40:18
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:43:42:10 - 00:43:44:20
Speaker 1
Oh, that's the voice of Miss Minutes is.
00:43:45:16 - 00:43:46:15
Speaker 2
Yeah. Tara Strong.
00:43:48:06 - 00:43:49:23
Speaker 1
She's so strong. Oh, she played.
00:43:51:04 - 00:43:55:13
Speaker 2
And Lewis Tan, the shadow star guy. I do everything better.
00:43:57:06 - 00:44:07:11
Speaker 1
Oh, yeah, yeah. Did he save the do that puked up or was that what the fuck was Pete Davidson. He was.
00:44:07:20 - 00:44:10:06
Speaker 2
He was in DC. He was in.
00:44:11:01 - 00:44:15:13
Speaker 1
He was in. No thought Pete Davidson was in Deadpool two is now.
00:44:16:00 - 00:44:20:08
Speaker 2
Now Pete Davidson was in Suicide Squad two.
00:44:21:03 - 00:44:22:05
Speaker 1
I know it was in that.
00:44:24:05 - 00:44:32:15
Speaker 1
What the fuck was Fred Savage in Deadpool two. It was it chose him as himself.
00:44:33:18 - 00:44:37:02
Speaker 2
Yeah it was.
00:44:37:02 - 00:44:45:13
Speaker 1
I don't remember. Oh he, he applied didn't he. He might have applied for the job.
00:44:45:13 - 00:44:53:07
Speaker 2
I don't remember either that or he's at the end when they break the fourth wall.
00:44:53:07 - 00:44:55:10
Speaker 1
Guys. Who is that guy.
00:44:56:09 - 00:44:57:05
Speaker 2
That's the guy that plays.
00:44:57:05 - 00:45:03:05
Speaker 1
It's such a dumb name.
00:45:03:05 - 00:45:11:16
Speaker 2
Oh, it's like stars guard the actor. Yeah, he plays. Yeah.
00:45:11:16 - 00:45:13:02
Speaker 1
Is this Bill Skarsgard.
00:45:13:02 - 00:45:15:21
Speaker 2
In the yeah he plays it.
00:45:16:11 - 00:45:18:01
Speaker 1
The movie that came out 30 years.
00:45:18:01 - 00:45:21:03
Speaker 2
Ago clown oh now that's fucking.
00:45:21:03 - 00:45:21:16
Speaker 1
Yeah I know.
00:45:23:01 - 00:45:26:04
Speaker 2
What it is now.
00:45:26:04 - 00:45:27:19
Speaker 1
Is there a new it that came out.
00:45:28:21 - 00:45:44:14
Speaker 2
You haven't seen the new movie. No, it's been out. So it's like an out for like ten years. There's two of them. There's, there's are there ten times better.
00:45:44:14 - 00:45:45:16
Speaker 1
Did I see.
00:45:45:19 - 00:45:53:17
Speaker 2
It? Well, what do you do? What does your day consist of? You're not watching movies that are good.
00:45:53:17 - 00:45:56:11
Speaker 1
I like all kinds of movies.
00:45:58:06 - 00:45:59:19
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. You're over there watching.
00:46:00:07 - 00:46:01:04
Speaker 1
I don't watch or.
00:46:01:11 - 00:46:02:17
Speaker 2
Galaxy to.
00:46:03:08 - 00:46:12:09
Speaker 1
Know you're watching. Yeah. You know, in my garage I caught you in my garage watching galaxies, you know? And I just decided to join you.
00:46:12:13 - 00:46:18:18
Speaker 2
Just to say that's too bad. I thought it was a porn, but. Oh, Jared, I was. This is great.
00:46:18:18 - 00:46:20:23
Speaker 1
This is. I love you.
00:46:21:00 - 00:46:21:23
Speaker 2
My steak and.
00:46:22:08 - 00:46:36:00
Speaker 1
I locked in my garage. Oh, Jared, what are you doing here? What? What are you watching? Oh, he set up a projector. I guess I'll watch this. Jared, you're very important in my house. No, just wait, Mike. Just wait and.
00:46:36:18 - 00:46:41:19
Speaker 2
Just hold out because there's nothing you're going to see. There's no turning point in this.
00:46:42:15 - 00:46:43:17
Speaker 1
Just wait. Just wait.
00:46:44:11 - 00:46:44:19
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:46:45:05 - 00:47:22:01
Speaker 1
Alan to Dick with the. Oh, he's just playing a redneck in this. Oh no. That was in Deadpool two and it. Yeah well so that's, that's happening this summer guys July 26. Make sure to give me a gift and then go see Deadpool the next day. Yeah. So that's that. Do you want to get into what you had planned, Matt Damon?
00:47:22:09 - 00:47:24:16
Speaker 2
You know that Matt Damon was in Deadpool two.
00:47:25:12 - 00:47:29:08
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. He plays and he.
00:47:29:08 - 00:47:34:08
Speaker 2
Was the redneck guy that was talking.
00:47:34:08 - 00:47:34:17
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:47:35:16 - 00:47:36:01
Speaker 2
He was.
00:47:36:09 - 00:47:36:19
Speaker 1
Way.
00:47:37:04 - 00:47:45:19
Speaker 2
Yeah. Talking about how like oh right. Okay, what now. So let's go over that with the wet wipe.
00:47:45:19 - 00:48:12:03
Speaker 1
Yeah. Imean, Alan Tudyk played that, those roles. Yeah. And then in Thor, he plays obviously the Asgardian actor, and then. Then Thor's actual brother. I forget his first name. The other, the older Hemsworth brother. Yeah. He also plays an actor. An asgardian actor, too.
00:48:12:16 - 00:48:15:17
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:48:15:17 - 00:48:23:10
Speaker 1
Yeah. No, Matt Damon, I guess, is known to do this. They're just kind of favors mere.
00:48:23:10 - 00:48:50:19
Speaker 2
They? Yeah. So talking about the quantum realm in quantum, I feel like everything quantum like it wasn't it breaking morning where he's like you can't just put sci fi words in front of something and make it sound fancy, like a quantum radio radiator or something. But he's like, oh, like quantum batteries that yeah.
00:48:53:22 - 00:49:01:10
Speaker 2
So there's this company that was basically they developed something called a quantum drive.
00:49:02:04 - 00:49:02:14
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:49:03:16 - 00:49:37:19
Speaker 2
And it's a, it's a propulsion system that doesn't use propellant. Right? Meaning it doesn't use any fuel to create a propulsion. I'm not exactly sure how this thing works. It's the this whole story gave me vibes of the event horizon. Remember that movie from back in the day where they like, Oh yeah, you're just going to create a wormhole and then, you know, we'll be on the opposite side of the universe.
00:49:37:21 - 00:50:03:21
Speaker 2
Well, like I said, this whole story gave me this this vibe because they launched it into space. They piggyback on a satellite launch. Right. To just test this drive system. Yeah. And lo and behold, they lost contact with it. Like, haven't they've been trying to get a hold of it for like a month now? I think they believe they're trying to track it.
00:50:04:12 - 00:50:04:23
Speaker 1
Right?
00:50:06:08 - 00:50:15:15
Speaker 2
Yeah. They could track the satellite that it was piggyback. Well, I will. Because it's a propulsion system for a satellite. That's the thing.
00:50:15:18 - 00:50:31:07
Speaker 1
Right. Right. So they know where the satellite. Right they know where the satellite is. But we're saying. Yeah, that there's just a communication failure. It didn't exact loss per say like the like it's not like it. They just can't talk. Right. Can't disappear, right? Yeah.
00:50:31:12 - 00:50:41:19
Speaker 2
Yeah. It's like they launched into space and didn't turn on the on button, right? Like somebody didn't flip a switch. Now It's just floating around up there. There's nothing they can do.
00:50:42:05 - 00:50:49:05
Speaker 1
To make sure the antenna was plugged in. Oh, yeah? Yeah. You think I'm an idiot.
00:50:49:20 - 00:50:52:08
Speaker 2
Right? The launches. Hey, that's it.
00:50:52:23 - 00:51:19:02
Speaker 1
Okay. Why can't we get. Can't have contact with this thing. It's plugged in, bro. I checked it off. So Quantum Java is a type of engine that generates a channel rising field enabling spacecraft travel at approximately 20% of the speed of light. So let's I know this was for this was just a general question for what's a quantum drive?
00:51:19:02 - 00:51:26:22
Speaker 1
I hope this isn't like some stupid. Oh, no, Robert space. Okay. I think that guy is legit.
00:51:27:00 - 00:52:07:19
Speaker 2
Well, I think I don't think it's a quantum drive. I think it's a quantum propulsion system. That's what they call it. Because a quantum drive would be something that actually is like a like this drive. This is just creating like I think the idea of it is it's using something to create an inertia to spin like like if we needed to reposition the satellite instead of it having like little jets that, you know, boost it and turn it certain ways, it's using quantum propulsion to just adjust itself.
00:52:07:19 - 00:52:27:00
Speaker 1
All right. Now they use something that is similar, but it uses fuel, but it's very efficient that it uses it. But it's very it doesn't have a lot of thrust. So all the StarLink satellites have it. I forget what it's called, but it's I think it's an ion drive. Actually, I about it. So basically a.
00:52:27:13 - 00:52:27:21
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:52:28:08 - 00:52:57:23
Speaker 1
The ion drive, I don't know the physics behind it, but you're using like I forget what type of gas, it's like an argon or something like that. I could be wrong. And then a it's then electrically charged which then gives off a slightly bigger output than you're inputting, you know what I mean? So yeah, that's what they use are ion drives but I'm just trying to.
00:52:59:10 - 00:53:29:11
Speaker 1
Oh yeah. No this isn't fucking legit. This is I'm reading a website, it's for this game called Star Citizen. I like it. I'm like Robert Space Industries. Oh yeah. It sounds like I, I forget who the guy is, but there's some bigwig that's got a space company. Um, I think he's trying to build that stupid fucking ring thing in the in the sky or whatever.
00:53:29:11 - 00:53:31:01
Speaker 1
But, yeah, it's.
00:53:31:01 - 00:53:32:09
Speaker 2
Like a lithium from.
00:53:33:02 - 00:53:33:16
Speaker 1
Right.
00:53:33:16 - 00:53:35:14
Speaker 2
The movie with Matt Damon.
00:53:36:01 - 00:54:11:11
Speaker 1
Right, right. All right. So what do we what did you call it, a quantum four pulse propulsion system? I looked at up. Yeah, like I just I'm sure I just want to get get a little grasp what exactly this is like. It doesn't use fuel, but what's it doing with the electricity that it's able to push itself into space like it?
00:54:11:15 - 00:54:22:02
Speaker 2
I don't know. I don't know. I really didn't go it because it's prototype and they don't want people knowing what they did. So they really any is not well there's.
00:54:22:02 - 00:54:57:23
Speaker 1
Got to be there's got to be some kind of theory, though, that like, you know, basically says you can manipulate this, you should be able to do that. I feel like so zero rated 80. Okay. So quantum vacuum consists out of a zero radiating electromagnetic field in a non radiating mode at a zero point energy state. So the lowest possible energy state.
00:54:57:23 - 00:55:41:03
Speaker 1
It's also theorized that matter is composed of elementary primary charged entities called Parton's, which are bound together as elementary oscillators. So it's basically so by applying an electromagnetic zero point field, a Lorentz force is applied to the part times using this on a dielectric material could affect inertial the inertia of the mass in the way create in that way create an acceleration of material without creating stress or strain inside the material.
00:55:41:21 - 00:56:14:00
Speaker 1
So if I had to simplify via this, this is like Doctor Greer shit, basically that you're tapping into the zero point energy field, so you're going to use a certain amount of electricity to tap into this field, and then you're going to create a mass energy output, in other words. But I still don't fucking get is how can they create a thrust?
00:56:14:11 - 00:56:38:19
Speaker 1
But then, okay, I get, I get it now. So they create a massive amount of energy and then they're able to manipulate the magnetic field. That's kind of what I'm getting out of this. You're not going to have fuel as in gas or combustibles. Your only fuel is electricity. I mean, that's the only thing I can think of.
00:56:39:03 - 00:56:47:13
Speaker 1
You know, after many years of listening to Freaks and Weirdos talk about this shit, you know what I mean?
00:56:48:10 - 00:57:13:08
Speaker 2
Yeah, I don't know. All I know is it just sounded kind of messed up because, I mean, something that's a pretty big oops for somebody to launch this thing and not have the capability of using it. And like that, like I said, the first thing I thought of as the event horizon. Yeah, like it's going to come back from hell and there's going to be monsters on this satellite or something when they engage this quantum drive.
00:57:13:20 - 00:57:33:09
Speaker 1
But I guess that's that's the real question. Are they being honest about being able to know that they can track the satellite and they know which one it is and where it's at? Or did this thing actually disappear? Like, are they not telling, you know, because yeah, event horizon just fucking happens.
00:57:33:12 - 00:57:42:03
Speaker 2
Is this the same shit like that? Oceanic I can submarine we're not sure where it's at. We lost communication.
00:57:43:06 - 00:58:11:11
Speaker 1
Oh, my God. So there was I. I caught the sign like tic tac or something, but there is this billionaire Chinese guy that made the worst fucking movie that never was made. Sort of deal. He's poured millions into this, like, hundreds of millions of dollars. And he wanted to make something that was like Transformers meets Aquaman. It was fucking.
00:58:12:00 - 00:58:17:01
Speaker 1
I mean, there's a trailer up there. It's like Empires of the Deep is what it's called.
00:58:17:16 - 00:58:18:09
Speaker 2
Okay.
00:58:18:09 - 00:58:31:21
Speaker 1
And yeah, they all look like I didn't see where the Transformers part came in. I just saw a bunch of people that looked like almost like Aquaman, which is, like more gothic, darker, like, you know.
00:58:32:11 - 00:58:32:23
Speaker 2
Okay.
00:58:33:16 - 00:58:58:02
Speaker 1
Not like gothic, but like darker and like, they just seemed like more evil, more anger behind it than like. Yeah, okay. But like, yeah, there's like four directors before it got completely cut, people weren't getting paid. It was like this guy had no business trying to put together a movie like he it was I heard it was that bad.
00:58:58:02 - 00:59:24:12
Speaker 1
It was really bad. Um, but now it's called Empires of the Deep, I think. And you can catch trout. You can catch this trailer. Yeah, I like it. They don't even have a good, like, backstory on it. Like they, that's how they far along it didn't get but it has its own IMDB.
00:59:26:03 - 00:59:27:15
Speaker 2
Oh I'm I'm looking at it.
00:59:28:11 - 00:59:31:04
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:59:31:04 - 00:59:34:20
Speaker 2
It's fucking weird. It does look kind of strange.
00:59:35:22 - 00:59:47:22
Speaker 1
Well it's obviously it was never completed so I don't know how good the CGI effects are right now since it didn't actually finish the shooting.
00:59:49:14 - 00:59:54:03
Speaker 2
But budgeted with $130 million. Yeah, it it.
00:59:55:20 - 01:00:03:20
Speaker 1
Is a complete failure. It's like the most expensive movie that never got made, I think, is what they were saying.
01:00:03:20 - 01:00:07:17
Speaker 2
It's fucking. That's messed up.
01:00:07:17 - 01:00:18:08
Speaker 1
Yeah. So. Oh, well, I got something weird to show you here. Talk about.
01:00:19:02 - 01:00:24:00
Speaker 2
I don't know, this. Well I don't think that's something weird. A I'm not, I.
01:00:24:00 - 01:00:24:21
Speaker 1
Don't got no.
01:00:25:15 - 01:00:31:19
Speaker 2
I'm not a doctor. I can't, I can't give you advice on that kind of thing.
01:00:31:19 - 01:00:51:09
Speaker 1
I need to show you. I need to show, you know. So this is the article I found. So the headline reads, It comes from a place called Dead Central or Dread Central. I'm sorry. I don't know if this is a true story or if this is like some kind of satire or whatever. But I'm going to read it.
01:00:51:09 - 01:01:21:21
Speaker 1
I didn't actually fully read it. I'm just basing everything off the really the the description here. So the headline reads Woman a Russian woman sleeps with dead husband's body for three years. Dot, dot, dot. But then it gets even worse. Horror URLs. So horror in real life. So a Russian woman who has yet only been ah yeah. Who has yet only been identified as that Lana.
01:01:21:22 - 01:01:58:07
Speaker 1
Svetlana reportedly slept with the corpse of her late husband, Vladimir, for several years following his death. During that time, she also performed performed occult rituals on his mummified remains. Vladimir is believed to have collapsed following a masked marital spat with severe, severe Lamia. I can't say that name during the argument she wished him dead so Lana ignored her husband after he fell to the floor, initially believing that he was being theatrical.
01:01:58:15 - 01:02:27:16
Speaker 1
However, several hours after he collapsed, one of their daughters realized Vladimir was was deceased. So Melania told anyone who asked that Vladimir was in Tibet receiving alternative medical treatment. She also or she told her four children not to ask questions about their father and then wrapped his corpse in a blanket and carried them upstairs to the bedroom. They shared.
01:02:27:16 - 01:03:04:13
Speaker 1
Upon searching the premises, authorities discovered occult paraphernalia in the couple's bedroom. Among the artifacts were amulets, tarot cards and an Egyptian cross. The pictures of an animal skull are in pictures of the eve of an animal skull. So Bologna used the aforementioned items to carry out rituals and then reportedly saying it's what Vladimir would have wanted. So. So Bologna also repurposed one of the bedrooms in the family's home as a shrine to a new beast.
01:03:04:13 - 01:03:44:04
Speaker 1
The Egyptian god of mummification and funeral rites or funerary rites. She wound up on the radar of authorities when a welfare check was called. In regards regarding her children, early investigative reports suggest no signs of foul play in regards to Vladimir's ultimate demise. But the case is still pending and charges could potentially follow. Details of this case were first reported by the Russian website seven point are you or 78 that are you have been translated into English via the New York Post.
01:03:44:09 - 01:03:59:23
Speaker 1
That's all for this installment of horror. Aya Out. Stay tuned for the site. Stay tuned to the site for more shocking true crime news as we discover it. So that's fucking weird. It's not as weird as I thought. I thought they were going to say, like, she.
01:03:59:23 - 01:04:00:08
Speaker 2
Was like.
01:04:00:08 - 01:04:02:01
Speaker 1
Bang in the corpse and like.
01:04:03:07 - 01:04:14:16
Speaker 2
Yeah, I mean, this is the thing. It's this is like, let's see, this is real. Third World Russia area, you know?
01:04:15:22 - 01:04:16:08
Speaker 1
Right.
01:04:17:02 - 01:04:50:06
Speaker 2
People really are still like way far behind as far as we are, as far as like unknowing of how things work. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, like, if she's in this this this country where maybe they still use buckets to get water out of a well and you know that stuff religion and weird occult stuff still happen, you know, like even, you know, using, like, a pocket theory or.
01:04:50:19 - 01:04:52:04
Speaker 2
I don't know if I said that right, but.
01:04:52:23 - 01:04:55:03
Speaker 1
Yeah, I know. Apothecary.
01:04:55:11 - 01:05:18:03
Speaker 2
Apothecary. That's why. I mean, and, like, old world herbal stuff and things like, they still do that type of thing because they don't have modern medicines and stuff. So this isn't that weird. Yeah. For well, I guess if it was a, like our, like, you know, your neighbor something that'd be really weird, you know? Well.
01:05:18:15 - 01:05:53:11
Speaker 1
That's the thing they don't say, right? You said they don't say where it was in Russia. So like if it was Moscow, this would be fucking weird. Okay, cause it's the developed city. Like. Like that whole eastern part of Russia is where Russia is. Everybody that's out west, like you said. Yeah, they're probably ranging from all the way back to the forties to maybe even later because there are Native that's like Eskimo or just native indigenous people that also live in that western part that are more like Asian look in and stuff like that.
01:05:53:22 - 01:06:15:16
Speaker 1
I mean, a lot of them are, you know, there's do the same things that the Eskimos do in Alaska, you know, very similar. Yeah. People live in fucking put together shacks and whatnot where spare parts they can find, they fish on drunk. Yeah, I get drunk probably especially Russia and Soviet Russia road forks.
01:06:15:16 - 01:06:20:01
Speaker 2
You. Exactly. Yeah. Get forth from the road.
01:06:21:17 - 01:06:42:03
Speaker 1
But you know, it's the you know, we got a few more minutes left here. We can kind of talk about that, how Russia is kind of going to cease to exist here. And like, that's the thing like yeah. Like that whole eastern part. Like if the I'm sorry, the western part or no, the eastern part of Russia. Yeah.
01:06:42:08 - 01:06:42:23
Speaker 1
That's the.
01:06:43:00 - 01:06:43:06
Speaker 2
Yeah.
01:06:43:17 - 01:07:12:16
Speaker 1
The vast, you know, less populated like, you know, Vladimir Putin's, you know, putting announcements out there, you know, begging the women of Russia to have more babies. They need to have at least two because, you know, they're Russians are they know they're about to be extinct. It's a matter of is it going to be 70 years or is it going to be 150 years, you know.
01:07:12:20 - 01:07:39:21
Speaker 1
Mhm. They can't. And so what's going to happen is once you start getting that, if you don't replace that young population your society is going to fall and they know that's happening and they're, they know the words that they fight and the, you know, their strategy of just sending people to slaughter. I mean they still believe in it, you know, wholeheartedly as a way of overcoming things.
01:07:39:21 - 01:08:07:08
Speaker 1
But they also know it's created age gaps like extreme age gaps. And yeah, they're probably not going to recover from it. Um, and so that whole, the whole western part of Russia, if that collapses, if they can't keep order there, then there's a chance that Russia will become several other countries in like the next 75 years. That would be crazy.
01:08:07:08 - 01:08:09:07
Speaker 1
See?
01:08:09:07 - 01:08:19:07
Speaker 2
Well, if they don't produce more slaves for the lizard people, you know. That's right. Right. That's a bad thing, you know.
01:08:20:00 - 01:08:43:03
Speaker 1
But no, but no. Back to your point, though, like. Yeah, like I guess this might happen in Russia, but it's kind of weird to just be like believing in Egyptian shit and resurrection and whatever the fuck she's doing. But like, dude, still suss that this is a fucking it's like some kind of satire. I don't even believe it's a real story.
01:08:44:00 - 01:08:44:15
Speaker 2
It could be.
01:08:44:22 - 01:08:49:10
Speaker 1
I believe it's a story, not a real something that actually happened.
01:08:49:16 - 01:08:51:04
Speaker 2
Maybe they embellished a little bit.
01:08:52:05 - 01:09:01:09
Speaker 1
Yeah. I bet you the fucking guy died. The bitch wrapped him up in a blanket, and then she, like, buried him in the backyard. That's like what really happened. Yeah.
01:09:01:20 - 01:09:03:18
Speaker 2
Maybe he. She just couldn't let him go.
01:09:04:15 - 01:09:07:06
Speaker 1
Maybe. I don't know.
01:09:08:14 - 01:09:11:04
Speaker 2
So the world may never know.
01:09:11:10 - 01:09:12:23
Speaker 1
The world may never know.
01:09:13:09 - 01:09:19:10
Speaker 2
Well, he looks. Does it take the world? Uh.
01:09:21:00 - 01:09:45:18
Speaker 1
But. All right, I think that's. That's it for episode 64. Everybody, thanks for joining in. What do I want to say to you for while we love you? Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Share it with your friends. Check out Tell It Right podcast dot. Leave us some comments. Let us know how we're doing. Let us know what you want to hear about.
01:09:46:15 - 01:09:56:17
Speaker 1
Just talk to us. We like to talk. That's why we have a podcast. Mm hmm. So. But, yeah. Shit, shit. That's it.