- Mike goes to the Bowling Alley to get his ball drilled.
- Mike does more work at the Tae Kwon Do Dojo
- Robo Cop Discussion, Robocop 3 sucks
- Dune Part 2 Discussion (Now Streaming on Max)
- Madam Web is Officially worst than Morbius
Check us out for episode 77
#robocop #dune #madamweb #morbius #comedy
- Mike goes to the Bowling Alley to get his ball drilled.
- Mike does more work at the Tae Kwon Do Dojo
- Robo Cop Discussion, Robocop 3 sucks
- Dune Part 2 Discussion (Now Streaming on Max)
- Madam Web is Officially worst than Morbius
Check us out for episode 77
#robocop #dune #madamweb #morbius #comedy
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Speaker 1
Fucking everybody. It's Friday. It is the weekend of Memorial Day weekend.
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Speaker 2
Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1
Fuck, yeah. What is it? Three day weekend. Some of you assholes got four day weekends.
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Speaker 2
I got like a four and a half.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. Fuck you, Gerard. Fucking.
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Speaker 2
Is that all shits and giggles? You know, especially when you giggle and shit.
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Speaker 1
It never is. It never is. But everybody. It's episode 76 Tell It Right Podcast. We are live on YouTube. If you're out there, I'm sorry if we don't respond directly to you for whatever reason, I can't see the chat. Okay, maybe. Here, here's a chat button. I maybe I'll see you. Maybe I'll see you there. But anyways, thanks for joining.
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Speaker 1
We appreciate it. How's it fucking going, Jared?
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Speaker 2
Let's go, man. It's Friday and the long weekend. Like, can't beat that any government paid holiday is okay in my books.
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Speaker 1
Mm hmm. You know, I'm with you there.
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Speaker 2
Like, it's like, probably the only thing that they've done right is. Yeah, they stole my foreskin, but they gave me a day off. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. No, I mean, maybe that's an even trade, but you know what? I saw this thing the other day that showed, like, the amount of days off that other countries have, like, paid days like government holidays and the, the US is like ten and there's other countries that have like 42.
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Speaker 1
I know it's ridiculous.
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Speaker 2
Like we have the least amount of days off before it.
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Speaker 1
Even China has like a decent amount of days off.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, they have like two weeks off for the Chinese New Year.
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Speaker 1
I think they have like a holiday going on right now.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. Like February. They're off. They're off to work in China.
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Speaker 1
It's amazing. I mean, they surplus so much, they're they can probably do it, you know. Oh yeah. We'll close down for a month.
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Speaker 2
Here we are busting our asses.
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Speaker 1
Personal shops, you know.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Fucking so bro. I. I guess my midlife crisis has hit me pretty hard here, so I bought a bowling ball. Okay? So I went out online.
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Speaker 2
My bowling ball, man.
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Speaker 1
I bought myself a.
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Speaker 2
Bowling balls jersey man.
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Speaker 1
I fucking bought a bowling ball. And so today I decided I'm going to go up to the local bowling alley and go to the pro shop, you know, right before this podcast, actually, to give you my fingers or the holes drilled out in there for my fingers. And I so, you know, I'm looking online. They said they're open.
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Speaker 1
They were open til seven. It was like slow like 5:45 a.m.. I got great time here. I'm going to drop it off. I'll pick it up tomorrow. So I show up to the fucking bowling alley, right. And I'm walking in and I got this box. They got the ball in there and I'm asking the guy at the front desk, I'm like the pro shop down that way.
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Speaker 1
He's like, he like, looks at me with a blank fucking stare and he's like, Yeah. And so I'm like, Okay. So I go walk in fucking down there, and it's at the other end of the bowling alley. So I walk in at one end, literally walk to the other end, right? Yeah, motherfucker. Dude, the pro shop was fucking closed.
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Speaker 1
Like, there was the right. There was a sign on the fucking door of the pro shop will be closed this weekend and like, I'm like sitting here like, what the fuck is that guy's deal? You can't give me a heads up like you're gonna make me fucking walk to the other end. Just to find out it's closed.
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Speaker 2
In like I dirty. Look, when you walked out.
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Speaker 1
Well, he wasn't looking, but yeah, I was. I was ready to be like, Oh, thanks for telling me. It's fucking closed, you know? Yeah. I was just like, What the fuck? What is wrong with people? Yeah. Oh, I'll show him.
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Speaker 2
Oh, that is a person we know that has drilling equipment for bowling balls.
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Speaker 1
Really?
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Speaker 2
Yeah, he's right over in Bollinger of Mr. Jacob that we work? Yes, he draws bowling. Golf?
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Speaker 1
Really?
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Speaker 2
Yeah. You probably do it for free. He's got, like, the whole drill and everything setup.
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Speaker 1
I, I want it for this weekend bro. I want a fucking three.
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Speaker 2
Fucking is probably sitting at his house right now.
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Speaker 1
I'll he better be he better be watching this podcast right now.
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Speaker 2
I highly doubt that.
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Speaker 1
But wow.
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Speaker 2
He's probably inebriated as we speak, but probably.
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Speaker 1
Yeah, fuck it, drill it. I'll fucking drill that up, boy.
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Speaker 2
He'd probably do it drunk and he do it well that's awesome.
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Speaker 1
That's fucking awesome. Yeah. So yeah, I was just like, what the fuck is wrong with people? Like, Get your fucking shit together. Come on. You know? Yeah, but I did want to tell you, I made it back to the fucking karate dojo again.
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Speaker 2
So this dojo.
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Speaker 1
Fucking more curry and blood, sweat and tears. Yeah, dude, it's just like that fucking place reeks of just, like, 20 years of just student SWAT, martial arts, student SWAT. It's like, get new fucking mats, dude, you know, like, obviously your fucking bleach isn't working, but I know it. It, it it was weird. So, like, the last time I was there, we were just moving some rails, right?
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Speaker 1
And, like, there was nothing like, every that, every where they were working out was still on the other part of this building. So the part we were installing, the rails actually smelt really nice, you know, kind of like new floor and all that shit because he had some like laminate or the master had some laminate floors put in too, you know.
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Speaker 1
So this time now everything's been moved or all the mats that were on the other side are now in this room. And I'm just like, Oh, the moment my, my dad opened the door, it was just like, I fucking hate you. You're like all these.
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Speaker 2
Fog smell like sweaty Chinamen.
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Speaker 1
Well, Korean men.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, well.
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Speaker 1
Actually.
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Speaker 2
Chinese. Japanese dirty knees like a these, you know.
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Speaker 1
A bunch of Americans that.
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Speaker 2
Want to be learned.
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Speaker 1
From the Koreans. Koreans.
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Speaker 2
Erin. They're pretty white.
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Speaker 1
People, man. They're martial arts. Fucking nasty. All pressure points. You fuck you up and they're fucking wild.
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Speaker 2
You bring Korea is just such a small area. Like I couldn't imagine that they really have that good of, you know, martial arts.
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Speaker 1
Well, that's exactly what the fuck are you talking about? That's exactly why they would have great martial arts there in a small area. They got to fucking defend themselves. No Koreans know how to defend themselves. Actually, Kido is like a common self-defense class that is.
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Speaker 2
A jiu jitsu. Or is it half kido?
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Speaker 1
Hap Kido. So I see it goes all based on pressure points.
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Speaker 2
So it's not jiu jitsu?
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Speaker 1
No, but you're still it's still designed for the.
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Speaker 2
Pressure points where they fucking Mr. Spock.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. Yeah, it's actually. Yes, yes, it that's exactly what it is. Yeah. Like he's like fucking like just going after collarbones and fucking grabbing wrists and shit and like breaking kneecaps.
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Speaker 2
You got like a cardboard cutout of Spock sitting there, and it'd be like, no, the ways of Ito.
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Speaker 1
That would.
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Speaker 2
Do it. Like it's both live long and prosperous side by side window I love.
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Speaker 1
And if I knew taekwondo and like hockey, I would open up a school and I'd call myself Take one.
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Speaker 2
Doug, take a.
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Speaker 1
Everyone take one.
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Speaker 2
Doug's Dojo There's only one like useful form of martial arts, and that's the one that Bruce Lee developed. That's like basically street fighting.
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Speaker 1
Oh, yeah. I wanted to look that up. Bruce Lee's martial art.
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Speaker 2
Isn't that like.
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Speaker 1
G couldn't do G Kung Door.
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Speaker 2
There's a there's another. Yeah.
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Speaker 1
No, what it's like in this among fu.
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Speaker 2
O a.
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Speaker 1
Kung fu.
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Speaker 2
Kung fu.
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Speaker 1
L1 Kung Kung Fu Fu. No. Bruce Lee, do I need to ask my Google? That fucking nonchalantly answers questions for me. You're fucking Bruce. Did fucking Bruce Lee invent G can do.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. No.
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Speaker 1
So did he fucking deride.
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Speaker 2
Krav Maga to Krav Maga? Right.
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Speaker 1
How do we spell that for our Krav Exponent?
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Speaker 2
Just put it in there nonchalantly. Give you a swell guy. No mugger.
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Speaker 1
My my guy. Oh, it's spelled with a fucking K of self-defense. So, what's up, kiddo? There's all kinds of self-defense.
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Speaker 2
Yeah, but Krav Maga is Aikido, boxing, judo, karate and wrestling. All into one form. This one for real world situations. It's like, hey, if somebody is coming at you, kick him in the nuts. Like, that's the kind of training that they do. They go for the soft spots like type thing. But yeah, I'll teach you how to wrestle and like, grappling and you know, all that shit.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. Krav Maga.
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Speaker 2
Yes. Oh, my. I will help you deal with sudden attacks, attempted robbery or any kind of violent situations.
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Speaker 1
Fucking a crowd of guys for everybody.
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Speaker 2
That's like, was it Brazilian jiu jitsu? Is that what what that robot guys doing from Facebook.
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Speaker 1
Yeah. Mr. Zuckerberg?
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Speaker 2
Yeah. Zuckerberg.
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Speaker 1
Zuckerberg idea? Oh, yeah. Jujitsu. So is what is jujitsu? Is it actually Brazilian or is it like fucking Japanese?
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Speaker 2
Well, there's Brazilian jiu jitsu.
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Speaker 1
Well, I know it's.
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Speaker 2
They mean something from Brazil.
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Speaker 1
Well, I didn't know if it was like there's a Brazilian jiu jitsu and then there's fucking jiu jitsu. It's just like a weird word for Brazilians. The same. And I don't know. Meaning if you like. No. Yeah. The word jujitsu derives from the Japanese jiu, meaning gentle and jitsu. Meaning art. It's gentle art. Breaking your fucking neck, though, generally.
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Speaker 2
Villian jiu jitsu.
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Speaker 1
So that's my question. Is there Brazilian jiu or did the Brazilians like, oh, let's just take some fucking Japanese words, make our own martial art. That's what I want to know. It's someone's got to go to WWE that tell it right, podcast that comment, leave a comment and answer that fucking question for me because I'm fucking retarded.
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Speaker 2
Maybe it's, maybe it's something like what Argentinean people do, you know, they have a lot of transplants from Japan, in Brazil or something, you know, maybe.
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Speaker 1
Or. I don't know.
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Speaker 2
Or ran away from the nukes. Yeah, but then we have the highest murder rate in the entire world, I think.
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Speaker 1
Who does?
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Speaker 2
Brazil.
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Speaker 1
That's fucked.
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Speaker 2
And like it because of the amount of murders that happen there. I think that it's some percentage like less than 80% of them actually go or 80% of them go unsolved of the murders. Really? Yeah. It's some ridiculous thing. Like, you never want to go to Brazil. Yeah, it's pretty crazy now.
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Speaker 1
So, like, I had a buddy in college that went to Brazil once, and he was telling me, like, what he learned out there. Like, you could get like like I guess you don't like, pay hookers or something. It's like, weird. You just buy the room, like, I don't. I didn't get it. Like, it was weird. Like, maybe I just misunderstood it from all these years.
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Speaker 2
I don't know. Brazil is the seventh highest. Number one is Venezuela as the highest murder rate in the world. So America is fucking fucking cool over there. Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Yeah.
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Speaker 2
Venezuela has a crime index of 83.76, the highest of any country. U.S. Department of State issued a level four travel advisory to the Venezuela, indicating that it's unsafe to travel to the country and travelers should not travel there. The high crime rates have been attributed to the government corruption, flawed judiciary system and the breakdown of rule of law.
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Speaker 2
But Brazil is number seven, so it's not much better. And in between there is a Papua New Guinea, South Africa, Honduras, Trinidad and there are others that are right in between. Washington also.
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Speaker 1
Deejay.
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Speaker 2
Jamaica is number ten.
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Speaker 1
Yeah, well, Jamaica's it's a pretty rough world still out there. It's getting better again.
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Speaker 2
Better yet, Brazil's current homicide rate is 23.6%. Homicides are there and in previous years was 30%. Homicides. Jesus.
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Speaker 1
Yeah.
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Speaker 2
Yeah. Oh, thanks.
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Speaker 1
Yeah, man. That's fucking wild, man. You know what? They need any motherfucking RoboCop. Peter Weller from the Eighties. It's shit done it shipped back together, you know?
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Shit back together.
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Speaker 2
But it was real cop. Really. Get this shit back together. I mean, did he ever really? No. He just was like.
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Speaker 1
You know, it when you think about it, RoboCop is the saddest story in the world. It is. I mean, like, no, I mean, like he got beefed up. He got turned into, like, an invincible motherfucker. Yeah. Like he lost it all. Lost his wife. Like he couldn't be intimate with his wife because then he wasn't considered human anymore.
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Speaker 1
He's considered a fucking machine. And it was like, Fuck you, you're our property now. Saved your life. You're our property, you fucking prick. The robot wants a cookie and they're like, No, the fuck out of here, you know? That's true. Peter Wyler did that once at the scene, some fucking Tchaikovsky and a bunch of Oreos. And Peter Wyler wanted it.
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Speaker 1
But the dude's like, No, I'm not giving fucking him a cookie because, like, we're about to shoot something. Nobody's going to have Oreo in his teeth. You know, it's not going to fucking work.
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Speaker 2
Well, so what if he just wanted to lick the inside of it?
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Speaker 1
Oh, God, that was gross.
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Speaker 2
Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 1
Almost died.
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Speaker 2
Did you die?
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Speaker 1
Fuck, yeah, I die. I came back to life actually is pretty wild. So RoboCop, they're licking the fucking cream out of the cookie and.
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Speaker 2
It was.
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Speaker 1
Wild. Yeah. I gotta say, they're. Yeah, I don't know what if he did want to just like the fucking. Yeah. The, the vanilla account.
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Speaker 2
Of Oreo.
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Speaker 1
Now.
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Speaker 2
Robo. What cookie.
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Speaker 1
Robo wants a cookie get robo cookie. Well everyone's like give him a fucking damn cookie and then the dude just fucking ate them all in front of them. He pissed off and I think he stopped the scene to get get some fucking cookies. It's fucking wild. Like, when you're an actor, you're sometimes like the fucking power you have.
00:19:08:10 - 00:19:32:07
Speaker 1
Like. Like, you know, like, every moment is like money, right? Like the day you go out there, every moment is money. And this jag off wants a fucking cookie. So let's stop this whole million dollar production right now. Let's get them fucking a few cookies and then brushes, fucking teeth afterwards so he doesn't look like a fucking weirdo on the screen.
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Speaker 2
I mean, let's be real here. I mean, million dollar might be kind of exaggerates. Hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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Speaker 1
I'm just saying, in general, it's $1,000,000 movie. But I mean, yeah, we're probably talking like tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands or he probably racked up like tens of thousands just to get a fucking cookie, you know?
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Speaker 2
Let's talk about World War Two.
00:20:01:14 - 00:20:05:22
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. Motherfucker did know, like.
00:20:06:10 - 00:20:11:15
Speaker 2
In Tony Robbins, Hungary.
00:20:11:15 - 00:20:15:04
Speaker 1
But. But, yeah, I watched all those RoboCop last weekend.
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Speaker 2
Dude, that was the first mistake.
00:20:19:19 - 00:20:42:02
Speaker 1
Yeah, but it was. It was all right. I mean, I watched them all, actually. Even the fucking modern one, I'm going to say the modern ones. Probably more. It's even more said I like modern one. The modern one is like all the others put together. And that's how it should have been.
00:20:42:20 - 00:20:43:03
Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
Essentially, yeah. I.
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Speaker 2
I like the modern one. I thought it was, I thought it was. It's kind of underrated that great. It could have been better, right, wrong. But I mean, for what it was, I think it got kind of the shaft.
00:21:04:03 - 00:21:12:13
Speaker 1
Yeah. I just thought it was weird when they fucking pulled the body away. And he is just a fucking brain and spine, pretty much.
00:21:12:20 - 00:21:15:15
Speaker 2
Just a Adena and a lungs and an arm.
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Speaker 1
Well, I'm like, sitting here like, what the fuck are you doing to this guy? Like, fucking. Hey, do you like there was a real life situation? Like, I don't think you to survive. You just want to like his brain just like fucking died. Or did the moment they gave him the gun, he would have blown his brains out.
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Speaker 2
Yeah.
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Speaker 1
I'm not real, po.
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Speaker 2
Well, I mean, why would you save the arm in the lungs anyways? I mean, if you're.
00:21:43:22 - 00:21:47:10
Speaker 1
Oh, that's right. They saved his arm. That's kind of retarded.
00:21:47:21 - 00:22:05:08
Speaker 2
Yeah. Like, I mean, why save the arm you've got? You can make him control a robot arm. Why would you want a regular arm anyways? Like maybe Force Heights or Force Lightning? Yeah, it's fucking what do you call it?
00:22:05:08 - 00:22:08:02
Speaker 1
Gary Oldman is like, oh he's going to need first light lightning one day.
00:22:08:10 - 00:22:14:10
Speaker 2
Mm. Yeah. That was, it was definitely a weird combination of people in there too.
00:22:14:23 - 00:22:15:08
Speaker 1
I think.
00:22:15:08 - 00:22:33:21
Speaker 2
Is. Yeah. Right. He is in there. Who else. I mean the main character guy was the guy from Suicide Squad, right. The he was in the first suicide squad.
00:22:34:09 - 00:22:45:07
Speaker 1
No. You're telling you he might have been. Yeah he might. Oh you're talking about. Yeah. I'm sorry. The guy who played RoboCop. Yeah.
00:22:45:17 - 00:22:47:04
Speaker 2
Yeah, he was.
00:22:48:07 - 00:23:02:23
Speaker 1
That's Josh. I keep wanting to say Holloway, but it's not Josh Holloway. It's Josh. Um, let's just look up RoboCop.
00:23:03:07 - 00:23:03:23
Speaker 2
Just Josh.
00:23:03:23 - 00:23:14:18
Speaker 1
And he's just Josh and just Josh. Josh and Josh. Josh and. No, I'm sorry, Joel Kinnaman I don't know why I thought his name is Josh Joel.
00:23:15:13 - 00:23:22:12
Speaker 2
But he's. He's the one from Suicide Squad two. Yeah, he's like a witch lady.
00:23:23:18 - 00:23:41:14
Speaker 1
Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah. So you had then you had Jay Braswell we can never say his name, but the dude from like Knocked Up and just another Canadian fuck.
00:23:42:02 - 00:23:44:05
Speaker 2
Oh yeah. I forgot he was in there.
00:23:44:18 - 00:23:49:13
Speaker 1
Yeah, he plays like the marketing. Yeah. Assisting or do whatever.
00:23:49:13 - 00:23:54:17
Speaker 2
And then you have like a mustache or something or like some type of weird facial hair and that.
00:23:55:17 - 00:24:20:22
Speaker 1
And maybe I don't know. But no, the the honorable mention here is the guy that the the bad guy that was controlling all the robot or, you know, the the soldier dude, the contractor dude or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. So you remember in the beginning there, they're doing the news story, and so there's a guy leading him away like, Hey, don't worry, I never lost a right asset.
00:24:20:23 - 00:24:53:22
Speaker 1
Today will not lose one tomorrow, you know? Yeah. That's the guy that played in Semi-Pro. He's the guy that played the fucking hippie motherfucker who made the shot that he wasn't supposed to. He forces, you, remember? He's like, Hey, man. And then, like, you give him the ball and he, like, passes out and then like, Will Ferrell gets in his ear and wakes him up, and then he just throws the fucking ball and it it lands the hoop.
00:24:53:22 - 00:24:58:23
Speaker 1
And so then he wins the $10,000 check or whatever he's supposed to win $10,000.
00:24:59:05 - 00:24:59:15
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:24:59:15 - 00:25:31:09
Speaker 1
So Will Ferrell just keeps going. Here we go. Here we got a winner. He won the he won a big check that says $10,000. It just keeps emphasizing how it says and thousand dollars and it cuts away. Eventually it comes back. He's like he comes back. He Jakey man I went to the bank, you know, they said, I can't you can't cash this check.
00:25:31:09 - 00:25:53:10
Speaker 1
But they could. They're just saying like, I need a real check. Like, would you be able to just write me a real check? You say, What do you mean there was a real check? He's like, Oh, he's like, You try going to the big bank where they have the big check department where you could cash the big checks part of it or whatever.
00:25:53:10 - 00:26:21:20
Speaker 1
But that's the guy. It's just weird when you see like when you get introduced to an actor, right? And they're like a character that's like a B whole B-roll and like just like it's weird to see them like when they're doing that and you just kind of think they're just like or whatever. Like, honestly, I thought that guy, his name is Jackie Earle Haley.
00:26:22:06 - 00:26:42:20
Speaker 1
I seriously thought he was just some, like, hippie guy. They fucking brought out on the street or whatever and was like, I didn't like when I first saw him, I never like actually like told myself, this is a real actor. Like he's really acting in this movie, you know? But then I see him in RoboCop and you're just kind of like, Holy fuck, dude.
00:26:42:20 - 00:26:55:08
Speaker 1
You're like the stoner guy. Like now you're like this like straight shooter, fucking military mercenary dude. Now that's like, kind of a bad ass, actually. So.
00:26:55:08 - 00:26:55:16
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:26:56:01 - 00:26:57:10
Speaker 1
I thought that was weird.
00:26:58:06 - 00:27:01:10
Speaker 2
I actually have some breaking news for us right now.
00:27:01:15 - 00:27:02:16
Speaker 1
What? Just what?
00:27:02:16 - 00:27:07:15
Speaker 2
Just breaking news. Let's go with. Yeah, listen to this.
00:27:09:17 - 00:27:29:03
Speaker 2
So a judge denies actor motion to dismiss involuntary manslaughter charge. Alec Altman filed three separate motions to dismiss his involuntary manslaughter charge ahead of his trial. And the judge denied all of them.
00:27:29:20 - 00:27:44:08
Speaker 1
All in a you're going down, Alec, you fucking son of a bitch. All you had to do was say, You fucking come out and say, you fucking shot. They pulled the trigger.
00:27:45:02 - 00:28:18:12
Speaker 2
They denied dismissed. The judge rejected both of Baldwin's dismissal arguments regarding the grand jury process, concluding it wasn't prejudiced against him. Court documents obtained by Evolve Defense. The defense had argued that prosecutors flouted the rules of the grand jury proceedings, diverted attention away from executed military evidence, witnesses, and which prosecutors have denied, calling them shameless and pointing out contradictory statements he made.
00:28:20:00 - 00:28:32:08
Speaker 2
And we look forward to our day in court. Baldwin's lawyers, Alex Spiro and Luke Nicky Nichols, said in a statement that.
00:28:34:02 - 00:29:03:19
Speaker 1
Fucking Alec is going down. Like, you know, we've talked about this many times on the show. We I just like the way he went about this is it's just bad. Like, I think if he took a little bit more responsibility, you know, like how much worse can Ben he's been he still was sued. It's not like he was going to go to jail for it.
00:29:03:19 - 00:29:31:00
Speaker 1
You know, it obviously was a fucking movie that they were shooting. Accidents happen like, again, he's not going to go to jail just like overnight right there. You know, I just think to me, it was just like just come out and say, you pulled the trigger, but you did not know that there was a fucking live round in there, you know, like you're still going to get fucking backlash either way, right?
00:29:31:03 - 00:30:04:22
Speaker 1
You know, like it. I think it's worse this way than if you just came out because, like, do you know who David Hall is now? Exactly. He's the fucking assistant director of the movie. And he came out and basically said he pled guilty. He's wearing a fucking ankle bracelet right now. Like, he doesn't I don't think he even has the or maybe he does have the felony charge, but he he's got a knee or.
00:30:04:22 - 00:30:27:20
Speaker 1
No, because he's not serving time or whatever. But he's got the ankle bracelet and all that. So like, you know, he he got off late, but then he he had a Gautier is Reed came out and she's all like like she had like I feel bad for her. I don't think she should have been in that job, but she has to own up to the consequences that happened.
00:30:28:02 - 00:30:59:01
Speaker 1
She is unfortunately, well, unfortunate for her, but I yeah, it's just like it, you know, like she kind of went the same way, like trying to say it's not her fault, you know? And it's like that was her responsibility. And so somebody got fucking killed over it. But we all agree, though, that Alec, as the holder of the gun, also has a fucking role in making sure he has, you know, all fucking planes.
00:30:59:01 - 00:31:26:20
Speaker 1
Shake the fucking rounds, you know, look for the holes or whatever that signify. It's a dummy and all that crap or. Well, yeah, because dummy rounds look like bullets, but they got distinct features so they get either had the pellets inside where you can shake them something with the primer. And then there's also some that just have holes drilled on the side.
00:31:27:05 - 00:31:30:12
Speaker 1
So, you know, they're fucking fake. You know?
00:31:31:05 - 00:31:31:12
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:31:31:14 - 00:31:53:00
Speaker 1
So there's, there's a lot of people at fault for sure, but like, I feel like this could go a lot smoother if everybody just kind of took responsibility and it was just like, I feel like everyone's fighting in this state, wants to fuck them all in the fucking ass.
00:31:53:00 - 00:31:58:05
Speaker 2
Like, I think New Mexico. Nobody cares about New Mexico.
00:31:58:23 - 00:32:01:20
Speaker 1
Yeah. It's bringing all this fucking attention to him.
00:32:01:20 - 00:32:23:05
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. And I think they may not charge, like, put him in jail, but something in my heart tells me that at a minimum, they're going to make him pay a bunch of money so that they can actually get some money. Because, again, nobody gives a shit about New Mexico. Sorry, New Mexico. People. Nobody gives a shit about you.
00:32:23:05 - 00:32:24:20
Speaker 1
You just a bunch of fucking methods.
00:32:24:22 - 00:32:29:23
Speaker 2
You might as well just be Mexico at this point because we just don't care like.
00:32:30:06 - 00:32:33:15
Speaker 1
We're going to. Oh, Mexico.
00:32:33:17 - 00:32:41:05
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. You might as well just be old Mexico because you probably were part of Mexico back in the day. So you're not New Mexico.
00:32:41:08 - 00:32:45:11
Speaker 1
Do you remember that movie? Do you remember Young Guns with Emilio Estevez?
00:32:45:18 - 00:32:46:02
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:32:46:03 - 00:32:57:17
Speaker 1
Where he's Billy the Kid. It's. And he. He'd always yell it out. We're going to Mexico now. We're getting out of here, boys.
00:32:57:17 - 00:32:58:16
Speaker 2
Old Mexico.
00:32:59:04 - 00:33:26:15
Speaker 1
That's why. Although, I mean, you know what? I kind of expected this out of Alec. I just like I know when this when this court case comes up there, I have a feeling their defense is going to be all based on the Hanigan tears read case. And I don't know. I just don't think the state of New Mexico is going to handle or take this shit.
00:33:26:15 - 00:34:07:01
Speaker 1
Like, dude, they tried hidden. Alec Baldwin was fucking brandishing before. Like brandishing was on his like initial like that's dumb. Yeah. And then they like, hit me, right? And then like, something, something changed in my it wasn't considered brain like the brain interesting law changed and got like redefined and so it didn't what he did didn't fall by but essentially yeah they're law brandishing is like literally shaking the gun and saying, I'm going to fucking kill you, you know?
00:34:07:03 - 00:34:19:00
Speaker 2
So but that's that's juicy. It literally just came out like an hour or two ago that that happened.
00:34:19:21 - 00:34:31:13
Speaker 1
So, yeah, that's another negative for the Baldwin thing. I wonder how Stephen Baldwin is doing. I probably like him better as an actor than Alec, to be honest.
00:34:31:13 - 00:34:34:06
Speaker 2
But you have like some kind of breakdown.
00:34:34:06 - 00:34:56:23
Speaker 1
Yeah, I think he got out of fucking act and it was like, Fuck, yeah, well, he was getting bro bullshit, dude. So he like, I don't even know terrible act. Well yeah, the whole family is. Yeah. I don't know exactly what other movies he's done. I know he like the one I know him for is Bio-Dome.
00:34:57:16 - 00:34:59:04
Speaker 2
So he was in Backdraft.
00:35:00:04 - 00:35:01:01
Speaker 1
Oh, was he?
00:35:01:20 - 00:35:03:14
Speaker 2
Wasn't he the main character in Backdraft.
00:35:03:21 - 00:35:05:17
Speaker 1
Or are we talking about Alec or Stephen?
00:35:06:05 - 00:35:06:17
Speaker 2
Stephen.
00:35:07:19 - 00:35:11:13
Speaker 1
Maybe I got to see Backdraft again. It's been years. It wasn't Kurt Russell and.
00:35:12:01 - 00:35:14:06
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:14:06 - 00:35:20:17
Speaker 1
In Chicago, firefighters too. It's a good movie. Like, I saw it a few years ago, but I didn't really pay attention to it.
00:35:20:18 - 00:35:21:13
Speaker 2
I know in the.
00:35:21:13 - 00:35:22:04
Speaker 1
Beginning they.
00:35:22:04 - 00:35:24:17
Speaker 2
Just William Billy Baldwin was in it.
00:35:25:03 - 00:35:34:21
Speaker 1
Oh, fuck. Billy Baldwin. Like he. You know what? He could kill five people and nobody would give a shit through them.
00:35:34:21 - 00:35:42:02
Speaker 2
He was fucking all of a sudden. Yeah. He's not even anything really. Flatliners Gossip.
00:35:42:02 - 00:36:04:14
Speaker 1
Girl. But then. Oh, fuck that. But then the other. The other thing Stephen Baldwin did was the spinoff of Slap Shot. Slap Shot to. And that was a dumb fucking movie, dude that probably kill his fucking career. You probably never saw Stephen Ball. I probably. I've never seen him after that.
00:36:05:01 - 00:36:15:15
Speaker 2
That's a pretty sure bio of others. Well, I mean, anything until like late 2000s after Baywatch.
00:36:16:14 - 00:36:17:06
Speaker 1
Really?
00:36:17:13 - 00:36:19:10
Speaker 2
And that was like 96.
00:36:20:23 - 00:36:46:16
Speaker 1
Wow, that's fucking wild. I figured he played in some other shit. Oh, my God. It's so weird looking at this picture of him. It's like a fucking retarded Alec. Oh, dude. He played in the Flintstones movie. Oh, he played it Usual Suspects.
00:36:46:16 - 00:36:53:05
Speaker 2
Yeah, but that was prior to Beard. Uh, I mean, there's a there's a pretty big.
00:36:53:05 - 00:37:00:05
Speaker 1
Well, dude, that's the thing. Well, you know the story with Pauly Shore, right?
00:37:00:05 - 00:37:02:13
Speaker 2
Pauly Shore.
00:37:02:22 - 00:37:13:19
Speaker 1
Pauly Shore. So he had opportunity to go on to do other things, but something where he was like.
00:37:14:08 - 00:37:15:17
Speaker 2
They wouldn't put a penis in his mouth.
00:37:16:07 - 00:37:39:10
Speaker 1
Well, no. He stuck with being the weasel character in I think it was Adam Sandler possibly trying to get him to evolve out of that. And he's like, Dude, I'm the fucking weasel, man, you know? And that killed his career like he I mean. Well, let's pull up Pauly Shore right now.
00:37:39:10 - 00:37:41:03
Speaker 2
Pauly Shore.
00:37:41:20 - 00:37:51:23
Speaker 1
Like he played in that Amish movie and then that that destroyed him. But like you, you produce, like, bio-dome.
00:37:51:23 - 00:37:57:18
Speaker 2
Ized all of his movies. I've never watched Bio-Dome really do.
00:37:57:22 - 00:37:59:17
Speaker 1
I don't. It's fucking hilarious.
00:37:59:18 - 00:38:04:03
Speaker 2
I've never watched, like, pretty much any of his movies.
00:38:05:05 - 00:38:15:07
Speaker 1
In the Army now. No, that one. That one kind of sucks because Andy Dixon, it so he played in Encino Man.
00:38:16:20 - 00:38:17:00
Speaker 2
It.
00:38:18:02 - 00:38:26:00
Speaker 1
That was 92 but no that was the early shit on. So let's go down let's go down all the way to.
00:38:27:13 - 00:38:34:21
Speaker 2
I actually watched Employee of the month the other day with Andy Dick is the is the optometrists.
00:38:35:23 - 00:38:36:10
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:38:37:19 - 00:39:05:00
Speaker 2
These like blind as those huge glasses doesn't this thing say that it's glasses in an hour a like spins the sign around is like it's classes in about an hour. Well how long is it going to take. About an hour. Really. Are you staring at my breath? I don't know if the eyes are so messed up.
00:39:05:00 - 00:39:07:16
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. Like the literally. It's like.
00:39:08:14 - 00:39:10:06
Speaker 2
Kroger. Do they coke bottle glasses?
00:39:10:06 - 00:39:42:04
Speaker 1
Yes. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So back to fuckface. Sure. So, yeah, I know. Like, he played in Bio-Dome and then. Yeah, you there. He played it. He played a voicing Casper some fucking Casper cartoon. The Friendly Ghost. Yeah. Where I'm trying to find in the army. Now this doesn't make sense. Like, I mean I see a bunch of, like, guest stars on TV, but they don't.
00:39:42:15 - 00:39:46:06
Speaker 1
It doesn't mean shit that's just getting an extra paycheck, you know?
00:39:47:18 - 00:39:51:18
Speaker 2
He's almost 60 years old. It's got a cap.
00:39:52:08 - 00:40:12:11
Speaker 1
But I'm current. Yeah, I'm trying to find out which fucking movie was it where he was like he was, he like went Amish or something. Like, I want to see that fucking kill his career. But yeah, like the thing was, he was trying to be the weasel for life in like he just got older and like.
00:40:12:17 - 00:40:13:08
Speaker 2
A son in law.
00:40:14:02 - 00:40:20:17
Speaker 1
Oh, that was before Bio-Dome. So maybe Bio-Dome is what fucking killed everything actually. Right.
00:40:20:21 - 00:40:22:08
Speaker 2
And Steven? Ah, fuck.
00:40:22:23 - 00:40:23:10
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:40:23:18 - 00:40:24:22
Speaker 2
96, man.
00:40:24:23 - 00:41:01:03
Speaker 1
Oh, no. I want to see more, little bit more depth on Bio-Dome. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's fuck. I'm pretty sure Pauly Shore is like the one who pretty much like, produced this on should tell us. Yeah I thought I thought I saw some of that Pauly Shore it was like a big like like he's it like this was more of like an independent film type thing.
00:41:01:03 - 00:41:20:15
Speaker 1
Like, you know, like this is more like a fucking shitty art piece sort of deal. So, like, it sounded like he put his own money into this, but now I'm starting to see that I was wrong about that. I just watched it a few weeks ago. I thought I saw Pauly Shore was a producer on it, but I guess I was wrong.
00:41:22:03 - 00:41:57:22
Speaker 1
Oh, well, but I like. I like, like the beginning of of bio-dome. I thought, like with the punk rock music and shit, like the way they're messing around with the cartoon artwork and shit. It was pretty fucking dope. But yeah, looking back, it is a pretty terrible fucking movie. And then like, you know, actually start like you start like really saying the names out loud of like the different characters, like Noah Faulkner.
00:41:58:17 - 00:42:17:10
Speaker 1
No one. I think it's No. One fucker would be there's Olivia Biggs, Mimi Simpkins, T.S. Romulus. I don't know if that's one. I don't know. I feel like there's innuendos.
00:42:18:21 - 00:42:19:19
Speaker 2
And there's names.
00:42:20:10 - 00:42:38:07
Speaker 1
Yeah, I don't know. Who's the other chick there was. Oh, yeah. Petra von Conte and Doctor Petra von Conte.
00:42:38:07 - 00:42:39:13
Speaker 2
Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:42:40:04 - 00:42:40:16
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:42:42:09 - 00:42:52:06
Speaker 2
But he does make a good Richard Simmons and then the court jester short film just falls short. Just specifically like Richard Simmons.
00:42:52:06 - 00:43:17:07
Speaker 1
Well, I heard there was I heard there supposed to be some kind of fucking thing about where Pauly Shore was supposed to play the life of Richard Simmons. But Richard Simmons won't sign off on it. I don't know. I haven't seen articles for for a while, but this might be what you're referencing, actually.
00:43:17:08 - 00:43:18:19
Speaker 2
Is that a short film?
00:43:19:22 - 00:43:20:12
Speaker 1
I don't know.
00:43:20:16 - 00:43:21:04
Speaker 2
Esther.
00:43:22:21 - 00:43:27:12
Speaker 1
What's the court jester about? Is it about Richard Simmons? Yeah. Oh, okay.
00:43:28:07 - 00:43:54:01
Speaker 2
Yeah, it's it's a at its core, the film is a tribute to the enduring legacy of fitness guru Richard Simmons, renowned for his infectious energy and dedication to helping others. And it looks disgusting, but he looks exactly like Richard Simmons. And they didn't change anything about Pauly Shore. So, I mean, he's just basically has morphed into Richard Simmons.
00:43:54:07 - 00:43:59:00
Speaker 2
The Weasel is now a gay fitness instructor.
00:43:59:11 - 00:44:03:02
Speaker 1
That's fucking hilarious.
00:44:03:02 - 00:44:17:15
Speaker 2
He's got that like Rob Schneider type. Like he's there. He's been funny in the past, but he's just like, fizzled out. You know, me?
00:44:17:15 - 00:44:29:13
Speaker 1
I mean, he's been pretty active on the stand up. I think he's got a tour and stuff, so, like, you know, good for him. Yeah. Movie career wise, he knows he made mistakes. He talks, you know.
00:44:29:21 - 00:44:38:00
Speaker 2
He didn't destroy our man Booty or B.F. Brian Frazier Yeah.
00:44:38:12 - 00:44:39:15
Speaker 1
He put him in senior.
00:44:40:01 - 00:44:41:19
Speaker 2
Exactly. With Encino Man.
00:44:43:01 - 00:45:00:21
Speaker 1
Yeah. Like, I don't even want to get into it, dude. He's got, like, the fucking abs and like the body, the build, and now he's. I mean, he's got better. He's still he's not beef or whatever.
00:45:01:04 - 00:45:03:00
Speaker 2
He's not the beef that you'd like to beef.
00:45:03:06 - 00:45:06:05
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah, I'd like to be off.
00:45:08:16 - 00:45:29:01
Speaker 1
Yeah, it's very positive and interesting. I don't know why I said positive, but it's pretty fucking interesting there. What else is going on out there in the fuck going on, on Max. They're, they, uh, they put out Dune two, huh?
00:45:29:01 - 00:45:34:16
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. I've been waiting for that. It's too cheap to go to the movie theaters anymore, so.
00:45:35:11 - 00:45:46:01
Speaker 1
Yeah. So, uh, so here's the thing about this. I did watch it, but, like, I really didn't watch one, so why don't you how.
00:45:46:05 - 00:45:47:23
Speaker 2
Like, how could you not watch what?
00:45:48:07 - 00:45:51:10
Speaker 1
I watched some of it. I've watched some of it, and I just.
00:45:51:18 - 00:45:53:02
Speaker 2
It's actually a good movie.
00:45:54:16 - 00:46:02:09
Speaker 1
Yeah, I actually tried watching the original original Dune one time, and I said, Yeah, I said, Get the fuck out of here.
00:46:02:22 - 00:46:04:21
Speaker 2
Then the original dune, like.
00:46:06:17 - 00:46:10:21
Speaker 1
It wasn't ready for its time and know that it needed this, that.
00:46:11:02 - 00:46:49:08
Speaker 2
And dune. The first one is actually a combination of one and two that we just recently saw. So they crammed all of these two movies into one movie. Yeah, originally and it's not good. Like, so there's a few movies out there that they just, they cram too much shit into it. Right. And I after I feel like the newest dune is one of them.
00:46:50:08 - 00:46:52:10
Speaker 2
It's good movie, don't get me wrong.
00:46:52:12 - 00:46:57:13
Speaker 1
Yeah, like Ghostbusters me and it was like fucking they crammed everybody in their fucking movie.
00:46:57:22 - 00:46:58:07
Speaker 2
Yes.
00:46:58:15 - 00:46:59:00
Speaker 1
Go on.
00:46:59:12 - 00:47:20:05
Speaker 2
It's like I feel like the story's just like the way it was pieced together in this latest version. It was too blocky there. There's just these gaps that you didn't really get a feel of how far the timeline was, you know what I mean? Like, even the way it starts out, it's like, well, where is this? Is this like right off after we left off, like, it felt like that.
00:47:20:05 - 00:47:24:22
Speaker 2
But at the same time, I don't know, it just felt different.
00:47:24:22 - 00:47:41:00
Speaker 1
Well, right. Because Josh spoiler spoiler alerts here, Josh Brolin fucking appears and it looks like he'd been doing something for a while. Yeah, yeah, a long time. Yeah. Like running cargos or spices or whatever the fuck he was doing.
00:47:41:10 - 00:47:46:08
Speaker 2
Yeah. They use a militia guy. Yeah.
00:47:47:00 - 00:47:49:01
Speaker 1
Amir is Amir. Yeah.
00:47:49:01 - 00:48:16:03
Speaker 2
Yeah, sure. So, like, that's what I just didn't get about that, like, so I felt kind of rushed and patchy as far as like timeframe. Like a good reference that I always use on it. Fuckin Rise of the Skywalker. The last Star Wars movie they made like that should have been two movies, but then they just cram a whole bunch of bullshit into it.
00:48:16:07 - 00:48:47:19
Speaker 2
I mean, don't get me wrong, it was a terrible storyline to begin with, but the way that they crammed everything together into it made it even that much worse. So this Dune two wasn't as bad. It was. You could still follow it. But I just felt I mean, it was cool. There's a lot of cool stuff in it, you know, the way that it played out, you know, the movie was decent, but I just felt too blocky, just kind of all over the place with it.
00:48:48:17 - 00:49:12:04
Speaker 2
And they're making a third, but from what I hear, a third one's going to suck because they're based off of books, right? And after basically. So, you know, if you haven't read the book or if you haven't seen the second movie, I guess this would be a spoiler. But what happens is in in the third dune or Dune Messiah is well.
00:49:12:04 - 00:49:18:07
Speaker 1
Wait, we we let's go back. Can you explain like dune one.
00:49:18:07 - 00:49:21:14
Speaker 2
Yeah. So you mean like the whole storyline?
00:49:21:17 - 00:49:26:17
Speaker 1
Well, yeah, like a brief summary. Yeah. Like exactly what's going on with that one.
00:49:27:07 - 00:49:41:15
Speaker 2
So Dune one is basically there's there's this giant empire across the universe, right? Yeah. And there's this. Wow, I can't.
00:49:42:02 - 00:49:44:01
Speaker 1
Are they like clans? They're like.
00:49:44:01 - 00:50:04:23
Speaker 2
Yeah, they're like, yeah, they're like, think of it as like, there's the emperor. And then there's different lords, right? Yeah. And they all have their own planets. Then there's this planet, Iraq, which has a shitload of space, and they use to actually do interstellar transportation.
00:50:05:00 - 00:50:05:20
Speaker 1
Sure. Okay.
00:50:06:05 - 00:50:29:21
Speaker 2
Yes. Use this use to travel the universe very quickly. And without it, you can't get across the universe. So Iraq is has all this the space on it and they have to mine it from there. And then there's the Harkonnen who are currently mining the spice. And the emperor has this plan to get rid of the atrocities clan.
00:50:30:03 - 00:50:41:05
Speaker 2
Let's just call them plans for now by taking having them take over and the Harkonnen kind of sabotage it. And then they come in and they kill off a trade vs.
00:50:42:20 - 00:50:47:12
Speaker 1
Well, a trade. These are the local people and the hurricanes are just another planet.
00:50:47:12 - 00:50:59:16
Speaker 2
That's no Harkonnen came in and they were mining on Iraq as a trade is is another clan that was on another planet that that's where Paul a trade is is that.
00:51:00:01 - 00:51:06:14
Speaker 1
Is that the, uh, what's the space? Uh, Batiste Did Batiste.
00:51:06:21 - 00:51:08:13
Speaker 2
Batiste is the Harkonnen.
00:51:09:06 - 00:51:10:13
Speaker 1
Okay, he's the harkonnen.
00:51:10:17 - 00:51:11:07
Speaker 2
He's the bad.
00:51:11:07 - 00:51:14:05
Speaker 1
Yeah, right, right, right. But who are the other people? You know.
00:51:14:12 - 00:51:15:09
Speaker 2
The atrocities.
00:51:15:22 - 00:51:17:14
Speaker 1
Okay, the atrocities in the.
00:51:18:05 - 00:51:20:08
Speaker 2
Those are those are the good guys.
00:51:20:15 - 00:51:23:21
Speaker 1
Are those are the people that are like running around the desert or whatever.
00:51:23:21 - 00:51:26:11
Speaker 2
Or those are the the fremen.
00:51:27:03 - 00:51:38:21
Speaker 1
Okay Their fremen are the ones, the desert rats, the Harkins are the fucking Batiste fuckers. And then the atrocities are the, the the other Isaac clan.
00:51:39:09 - 00:51:46:02
Speaker 2
Yes, yeah. Yeah, exactly. All right. So a trade is comes in and they have to take over mining, right. And they kind of.
00:51:46:03 - 00:51:46:10
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:51:46:19 - 00:51:53:08
Speaker 2
Befriend the fremen and he's like, okay, just don't hurt us. You know, think of the Fremen is like Indians.
00:51:54:05 - 00:51:56:02
Speaker 1
You know, Native American people.
00:51:56:08 - 00:52:07:05
Speaker 2
Yes. Or Native Americans. And the traders comes in and they and they they're mining, right? They're mining some shit. And there's these giant worms that live on the planet too.
00:52:07:22 - 00:52:09:16
Speaker 1
Yeah, yeah. The butthole.
00:52:10:00 - 00:52:24:04
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah, the butthole. So anyways, so there's this big plot to kill off the atrocities. Paul and his mom make it out. Paul is the prince, if you will. Timothy Yeah.
00:52:24:04 - 00:52:25:07
Speaker 1
Shalom, Timothy.
00:52:25:07 - 00:52:41:09
Speaker 2
Charlemagne So. And he has a lot of traits to him that a lot of the locals, the natives, see as their deity.
00:52:41:20 - 00:52:46:16
Speaker 1
The fur from the mites or whatever you call them, the fremen. The Fremen.
00:52:48:13 - 00:52:48:22
Speaker 2
Yeah.
00:52:49:08 - 00:52:53:02
Speaker 1
Okay. Shares, shares traits with the Fremen Fremen.
00:52:53:03 - 00:53:00:12
Speaker 2
So they're kind of their disease. It's called like the something settlers.
00:53:00:12 - 00:53:02:15
Speaker 1
Girl showed up. Yeah.
00:53:03:09 - 00:53:08:23
Speaker 2
It's sad. Yeah, yeah. She's Mary Jane and Spiderman.
00:53:08:23 - 00:53:18:02
Speaker 1
She was the other one. There's no Mary Jane. And then there's, uh. That doesn't matter. We're talking about Dune.
00:53:18:02 - 00:53:33:11
Speaker 2
Yeah, yeah. They show up. And so by the end of the first one, Paul and all them meet up with the Fremen and kind of get inducted into their. Yeah, inducted into their clan, if you will.
00:53:33:11 - 00:53:34:21
Speaker 1
You're friendly with the fremen.
00:53:35:12 - 00:53:55:06
Speaker 2
So start Dune two, Batiste's come back. He killed off all of the atrocities. He's starting to get more space production done because he's making them a shitload of money. Yeah. And so he's doing all this. The Fremen are now attacking.
00:53:56:23 - 00:53:58:22
Speaker 1
The rebels style. Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:59:00 - 00:54:28:22
Speaker 2
Really? Yeah. They're guerilla style. Yeah. So it's like straight up, 1776 fucking George Washington crossing the Delaware in the middle of the night, sneaking up on these foes. Yeah, taking them out right. So, so anyways, so, you know, he starts to show all again Paul trade he starts to show all these, you know, signs of the deity, signs of that.
00:54:28:22 - 00:54:31:02
Speaker 2
He's like the leader and all this.
00:54:31:02 - 00:54:32:14
Speaker 1
And that is the prophet.
00:54:33:03 - 00:54:35:18
Speaker 2
Yeah, the prophet Muhammad. Yeah.
00:54:37:23 - 00:55:05:21
Speaker 2
Anyway, so they get through it, they just keep on beating them up and then he comes to find out cause he gets with what's his face. Josh Brolin, the brother, and he finds out that on the planet they had like 98 nuclear warheads that they had brought with them. And he has direct control over them. The trade he's had brought them with them.
00:55:05:21 - 00:55:07:05
Speaker 1
Right, right, right.
00:55:07:21 - 00:55:10:07
Speaker 2
So he sold them to attack.
00:55:12:09 - 00:55:42:06
Speaker 1
They basically give these these freedom fighters now a big stick that they can be in competition with. Now they got new. Yeah we're going to fuck you up we're going to fuck you up. Parkinson's your name hurricane in Iraq. And so basically that draws out into a battle where they pretty much fuck up the Haqqanis and they destroy that whole that whole clan.
00:55:42:06 - 00:55:48:20
Speaker 1
Pretty much. Right. And then he kind of takes over Timothy Charlemagne. What's his name? Paul.
00:55:50:03 - 00:55:51:06
Speaker 2
Yeah. Paul. Charlie.
00:55:51:13 - 00:56:07:20
Speaker 1
Paul. The treaties. He regains his his claim to the throne or his is heir or whatever you want to call it. And then I'm kind of blind from then on is that pretty much the movie there when he.
00:56:07:20 - 00:56:15:13
Speaker 2
Like takes over and he kills the Emperor? So.
00:56:15:13 - 00:56:18:01
Speaker 1
Well, he's the Hakkinen guy, but he doesn't.
00:56:18:07 - 00:56:19:11
Speaker 2
He kills the emperor.
00:56:19:19 - 00:56:23:14
Speaker 1
We he kills the. It's just fucking name.
00:56:24:08 - 00:56:25:04
Speaker 2
Christopher Walken.
00:56:25:09 - 00:56:25:21
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:56:26:14 - 00:56:32:06
Speaker 2
I think he killed them. I don't remember if he killed them or he just took over from him. I thought he killed them.
00:56:33:07 - 00:56:56:07
Speaker 1
Maybe he did. I know all the other I know. Like Peter Parker's girl got pissed off because, like, they were supposed to be, like, bumping uglies and having families and shit. Yeah. And then he's like, Oh, I'm going to take this chick's hand because she's the emperor's daughter. I'm going to bang her and we're going to fucking rule the universe here.
00:56:56:07 - 00:57:03:09
Speaker 1
But then something that changed though, didn't that at the end or she just she still ran off? I forget.
00:57:04:06 - 00:57:17:11
Speaker 2
Yeah. She, like, ran off. She was pissed off and she's like, I'm going to go cry in the desert and never see you guys again. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Very dry vagina.
00:57:18:15 - 00:57:24:20
Speaker 1
So then that ends that movie. And then so you're saying now there's a third book, right?
00:57:24:20 - 00:57:43:18
Speaker 2
So that's actually Dune one and two is the first book of Dune. Through to the third one is going to be the second book, which is called Dune Messiah. And it might actually just suck because it's supposed to be 12 years after this happens.
00:57:43:18 - 00:57:44:05
Speaker 1
Yeah.
00:57:44:10 - 00:58:12:02
Speaker 2
And it's more of like it's not like the action pack that you think it is. It's more about like secretive people, like trying to assassinate him and more political stuff. And it's like, these are like operations. Yeah, there's, there's like a part of the book. I don't remember how many pages long, but it's literally just people sitting at a table having a political discussion.
00:58:13:03 - 00:58:49:03
Speaker 2
And it's something like a whole chapter of the book is there's this happening. So, I mean, I don't know if they're going to take, you know, ideas from that and just kind of make it their own. I think if they were smart, they would not do the third or the second book and do the the time frame, that 12 year time frame between this the end of this one and him, you know, being the emperor of the universe or whatever.
00:58:50:11 - 00:58:57:08
Speaker 2
And like what happens between then, I think that would be probably a smarter path. But who knows?
00:58:57:17 - 00:59:03:17
Speaker 1
What's the deal with the fucking nose rings? Is it like the fucking like they need oxygen or some shit.
00:59:04:07 - 00:59:23:06
Speaker 2
It. No. So the nose rings, they breathe through their nose, it collects the moisture like you made a drink of their breath. Yeah. So the, the still suits, they can go a whole day and the most water that they'll lose is the size of a thimble.
00:59:24:08 - 00:59:25:08
Speaker 1
Really?
00:59:25:08 - 00:59:35:13
Speaker 2
Yeah. From perspiration and stuff. So they can take all the recycled water and drink it from perspiration and then just keep on reusing it.
00:59:36:04 - 00:59:38:20
Speaker 1
Kind of kind of stuff that I guess.
00:59:39:03 - 00:59:42:21
Speaker 2
That's great. I mean, it might be filtered through now.
00:59:43:11 - 01:00:10:18
Speaker 1
I don't know. But yeah, so everybody so you know, that's Dune two that's on HBO, Max or Max, whatever it's called. Now. So if you are a subscriber that, you know, hopefully stream that shit for free, but don't do what I did, don't just jump to the fucking second movie before finishing the first movie and then just like being completely fucking blind to everything.
01:00:11:15 - 01:00:17:15
Speaker 2
You know, you need to watch the first one. The first one is pretty good. I actually I.
01:00:17:15 - 01:00:38:20
Speaker 1
Watched a little bit like they're more organized. Yeah, like, like you kind of like, see, like the. I, the part where they were asked to go to this fucking planet, they take over from Dave Bautista cause he's a fucking idiot and all that shit, you know? I did see that. And then, um, I don't know, then it gets crazy.
01:00:38:20 - 01:00:52:20
Speaker 1
Like, I don't even remember what the ending was. Yeah. And what happened? I didn't even know Oscar Isaac died in it. You know, it's fucking bad. Spoiler. Yeah. Um.
01:00:53:10 - 01:01:05:11
Speaker 2
But if you don't, if you don't have Max and you can't watch that, do yourself a favor and get on Netflix and watch Madam Web.
01:01:05:11 - 01:01:07:03
Speaker 1
That's not even on Disney plus.
01:01:07:13 - 01:01:15:03
Speaker 2
No, it's on Netflix. No, I think it's a Sony. Oh, it's a shame yeah.
01:01:15:20 - 01:01:21:22
Speaker 1
Because they own Spider-Man. Right, madam. Why there's more Spider-Man than just regular, mainstream Marvel.
01:01:22:12 - 01:01:28:21
Speaker 2
They have figured a way to make a movie that is claimed to be worse than Morbius.
01:01:30:13 - 01:01:32:10
Speaker 1
They did Morbius too, didn't they?
01:01:32:10 - 01:01:32:23
Speaker 2
Yeah.
01:01:33:13 - 01:01:38:07
Speaker 1
And then they sold it to Disney. Yeah. Or they're just airing it on Disney.
01:01:38:18 - 01:01:49:13
Speaker 2
They just. They just stole the door. So madam, whoever is supposed to be. I haven't watched it. And the fact that I think it just came out in like, what.
01:01:51:01 - 01:01:53:13
Speaker 1
Like March two months ago? Yeah, three months ago.
01:01:53:13 - 01:02:00:22
Speaker 2
And it's on Netflix. It's like they had to figure out who they could sell it off to that would actually air it.
01:02:01:16 - 01:02:04:13
Speaker 1
Disney is like, Yeah, we're not going to have any part of this.
01:02:04:14 - 01:02:05:11
Speaker 2
We I want us.
01:02:05:11 - 01:02:09:12
Speaker 1
We're doing good with Spider-Man right now. Yeah. Let's keep that should way.
01:02:10:18 - 01:02:21:20
Speaker 2
Of let's see let's see what the ratings are. Madam Web Rotten Tomatoes score is 11%.
01:02:21:20 - 01:02:29:20
Speaker 1
So that's like a one out of ten. Yeah, some real one out of four. Well.
01:02:30:04 - 01:02:43:19
Speaker 2
Let's see. Let's see what Morbius got. It's got Morbius is 15%. Morbius is better than Madame Lab. That's just terrible.
01:02:43:19 - 01:02:55:00
Speaker 1
Is fucking Leto's in there with his stunning eyes and and shit?
01:02:55:00 - 01:03:00:12
Speaker 2
I think it's because nobody wants to see Dakota Johnson like she is just not a good actress.
01:03:00:20 - 01:03:02:02
Speaker 1
That's the chick that played.
01:03:02:02 - 01:03:03:13
Speaker 2
She's not good looking.
01:03:04:01 - 01:03:06:07
Speaker 1
This sister's alien movie right.
01:03:07:15 - 01:03:09:01
Speaker 2
Now, that's Dakota Fanning.
01:03:10:14 - 01:03:14:18
Speaker 1
The names are Kid Dakota, get the fuck out of your area.
01:03:14:18 - 01:03:20:14
Speaker 2
There are all those net net babies. She's like the the daughter of.
01:03:23:05 - 01:03:25:06
Speaker 1
The fuck is a net bow, baby.
01:03:25:20 - 01:03:27:16
Speaker 2
You've heard of a net? Oh, baby.
01:03:28:01 - 01:03:28:11
Speaker 1
No.
01:03:29:16 - 01:03:56:07
Speaker 2
So enough. Oh, baby is somebody that's the child of two actors are actresses. So Don Johnson is her dad and Melanie Griffith.
01:03:56:07 - 01:03:58:15
Speaker 1
And what's her name now? Dakota. What?
01:03:59:10 - 01:04:00:14
Speaker 2
Dakota Johnson.
01:04:00:23 - 01:04:04:06
Speaker 1
So dangerous. Okay, so she did daughter. Okay.
01:04:04:11 - 01:04:12:01
Speaker 2
Yeah. What's the of this lady in the coda?
01:04:12:01 - 01:04:31:03
Speaker 1
And imagine if they're fucking last names for Dakota. They just pull like a Kim Kardashian, Connie, anything, and like, oh, yeah, well, name them North and not the other one's South. So they're North Dakota and South Dakota.
01:04:31:17 - 01:04:38:23
Speaker 2
Yeah. So. So anyways, a net for baby.
01:04:38:23 - 01:04:39:07
Speaker 1
Yeah.
01:04:39:12 - 01:04:40:07
Speaker 2
To add some.
01:04:40:14 - 01:04:41:12
Speaker 1
Shipping and.
01:04:41:18 - 01:04:50:20
Speaker 2
Produce and then they have a but they get in the act there, there's offspring get into acting because their parents were actors and actresses.
01:04:50:20 - 01:04:51:04
Speaker 1
Yeah.
01:04:51:04 - 01:05:17:16
Speaker 2
No when they get them in even though if they suck they're kind of like riding their coattails with their parents and they kind of get in and this and that. So. Right, yeah. So anyways, she's not good looking and she sucks at acting. So yeah, I don't know how she keeps on getting into films like she's in 50 Shades of Gray.
01:05:18:04 - 01:05:32:17
Speaker 2
I think. Would you think that they put somebody that's actually good looking in there? I don't know. Anyways, so 11% a boy Adam Scott was in that movie.
01:05:33:10 - 01:05:33:20
Speaker 1
Really.
01:05:35:10 - 01:05:41:14
Speaker 2
Like UPS? Yeah. This is not a lot of good people.
01:05:41:14 - 01:05:45:10
Speaker 1
Yeah, I did. Yeah, I don't think I'm going to watch it, but.
01:05:45:17 - 01:06:02:19
Speaker 2
If you guys going to watch it to see how terrible it is, I just it's like, it's like more obvious. Like, I didn't really want to watch it, but I wanted to watch it because everybody said it was terrible and I just had to see. Yeah. So I don't know.
01:06:02:19 - 01:06:24:10
Speaker 1
While fucking wild. Well everybody, I think that's today's show if you are if you're watching this live, I'm going to leave this feed available over the weekend. So happy Memorial Day weekend. Otherwise you catch us here on Tuesday. Say good luck going back to fucking work.
01:06:26:03 - 01:06:27:10
Speaker 2
Suckers.
01:06:27:12 - 01:06:55:03
Speaker 1
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01:06:55:03 - 01:07:05:10
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01:07:06:10 - 01:07:07:02
Speaker 2
Yeah, sure.