Episode 77
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Jared gets stuck sanding decks all weekend
Mike writes a joke and bombs
Star Wars The Acolyte just another dumb F*%ing star wars show? Mike and Jared go over the first 2 episodes.
Mike Rants about Battlestar Galactica 2004 versions.
Episode 77
Like, Follow, Share and well be square!
Jared gets stuck sanding decks all weekend
Mike writes a joke and bombs
Star Wars The Acolyte just another dumb F*%ing star wars show? Mike and Jared go over the first 2 episodes.
Mike Rants about Battlestar Galactica 2004 versions.
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Mike
Wow. Wow. Those fans is fucking wild, dude.
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Jared
They love us.
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Mike
They fucking love us. But it's episode 77 and tell it right. I'm Mike. This is Jared. Welcome to the world. Welcome to the world's biggest shit show where we have no fucking clue what we've been doing for 77 shows. Actually, it's. It's. It's a pretty good podcast. We're just underrated, and you sons of bitches need to share this.
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Mike
You know who the hell you are. With that said, y'all watch it on YouTube. Hit that subscribe button, y'all on your pat podcast platform of choice. Hit that. Follow button. And then, yeah, so you can get all the latest episodes of Tell It Right podcast. On top of that, share the fuck out of this. Spread the word. We fucking love you.
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Mike
Stay classy. You come. Gun wars. How the fuck did Jared? Did you hear about the cucumber recall?
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Jared
No, you didn't.
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Mike
Yeah. There's a cucumber recall due to salmonella. Did you hear about this?
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Jared
Okay. No, they.
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Mike
Yeah, they. They narrowed it down to. There wasn't enough housewives using these cucumbers as dildos before feeding it to their family. Hence, why the salmonella outbreak?
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Jared
I mean, that's kind of a good.
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Mike
If it is my attempt to a joke there.
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Jared
Yeah. I hope it works.
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Mike
I hope it works. I hope it worked. I hope everyone laughed. But what's going on, Jared? What is fucking new?
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Jared
Nothing. Hi. Have you ever stained it?
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Mike
I've stained? Yeah. Like fans not attack. I painted attack once.
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Jared
Yeah. So, like, what's stain, right? Is just like an oil that, like, soaks in, right. And painting is actually like the color, right?
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Mike
Well, you can have different colors from stains. It depends, but, yes, staining. Usually it's a way of sealing the wood. It's more of like an oil base that gets in there. Or painting could be latex, but you could also be oil based, too, you know? But yeah, essentially you're putting a rubber coat over it with paint, whereas you're actually really seeping into the pores of the of the wood with stain.
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Mike
Yeah. Or sealant or whatever you want to call it.
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Jared
So imagine like a dilapidated deck that has not been painted or sealed or stained in, like four or five years.
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Mike
Yeah, pretty great. Pretty great. Out.
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Jared
So that's what I was working with this weekend. Oh, yeah. Like having the sand the shit out of it and. Yeah, it was just not fun.
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Mike
Like, yeah, sanding is not fun, dude.
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Jared
It's a big deck. Like, it's not small and there's like, levels and shit, and it's got that, like, little, like, trap door that goes underneath. It's like store shit and stuff.
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Mike
Kind of the kind of sand or you use in like a little orbital sander or big belts.
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Jared
Fall. So we had a belt sander, we had like a little palm sander or like two little palm sanders And then I had like one of those, like triangle. SANDERS The small, like multi-tool type thing. So like, just to give it like all the stuff we had to do, the railings.
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Mike
Yeah, that's, that's a lot of work.
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Jared
So basically we just sand it all like there was no staining or anything that we could do because there was no way that you could do that without sanding down the deck.
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Mike
Yeah, absolutely.
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Jared
Yeah. And, like, it just took forever. Like it needed was one of those, like, floor polisher looking Sanders like that they use on like hardwood floors. But yeah. Oh yeah. So it was a nightmare like, I imagine. Yeah. So that was terrible.
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Mike
Getting on your back, your knees scraping, chopping wood. Like that's fucked up.
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Jared
Yeah. And like, wood planks, like, sticking up and shit.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Jared
It was.
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Mike
Nail biters coming out.
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Jared
You know, it really pisses me off, though, you know? It grinds my gears, Michael.
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Mike
What's that?
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Jared
You know, when you're sitting at a stop light and then, like, the light turns green and the person in front of you doesn't go because they probably like looking at their phone or not paying attention.
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Mike
Probably masturbating, too. Or that you. Yeah.
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Jared
Robin went out at a light. You got to get one in, you know? Well, you have time. Yeah.
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Mike
For you to stop here.
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Jared
You're not going to hurt me.
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Mike
Yeah, right. You're not going to stop if you're, like, ready to climb. Mm hmm. You know, shut away. Yeah, traffic got away.
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Jared
But anyway, so the people that, like, they'll be on their phone looking at it, and then, like, all of a sudden realize the light's been green for, like, 10 seconds. Yeah. And then, like.
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Mike
It's a lot of time.
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Jared
Yeah, not 10 seconds, but let's say, like, at least 5 to 7 seconds. Yeah, there's a 3/2 window that you get with me.
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Mike
Yeah, no, I.
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Jared
Have to count every I'm asking. Like anything beyond that, you're an asshole.
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Mike
I think that's fair. I mean, yeah, it counts to three. You're not gone. It's fair game, dude.
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Jared
Yeah, because that means you're just not paying attention. So anyways, but then these people will, like, realize that they fucked up and then they like floor it til like for some reason in their head, it's like they're making up for themselves not going, you know what I mean? Like all of a sudden they'll realize it and then they, like, got to gas it like, and fly up and they're like, Oh, well, now you realize that you fucked up, so you're going to try to make up for it by, you know, going faster.
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Jared
Yeah, that's not how it works.
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Mike
Like everybody.
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Jared
Would have to go fast to make up all that time that you just wasted.
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Mike
For us. That's like the remote from that movie with Adam Sandler. It's like having one of those like, Oh yeah, just speed up and like, time goes backwards.
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Jared
Yeah, everybody else is still fucked. You're just speeding up there.
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Mike
That like, reminds me, like, when I used to live in the city and I'd work in Indiana. And there's this guy I worked with. He had a company car or a company truck, and we would get on, I'd get on, I would take to 90 and then get on the day and Ryan South and then get on the Skyway.
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Mike
I can always see this guy when I just right after 290 I forget like right before sucks part. We would always cross paths right and he would he'd be flooring it. He would pass me up and I wouldn't see him. But then, like, you know, you go on the skyway, you get stopped by the toll, and then all of a sudden I'd always meet up with them at Indianapolis Boulevard, dude, every fucking time.
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Mike
And I'd be like, I tell him, like, Why the fuck are you speeding to work? I'm like, I make it there the same time as you do every day. And like, I don't you're not getting here any faster, like, any faster than I am. I'm like, I'm literally meeting with you at the same time. I'm like, our distances, you know, from the point we meet are probably the same for where he lives and where I live.
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Mike
Actually, I probably live farther or I probably lived farther. Anyways, I try to tell you, he's like, No, I get out of bed later, blah blah blah. And yeah, and I make it here on time for me it's just like I think it's useless. I, I think you're getting stopped more than you realize. And you're just, like, destroying company breaks.
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Mike
You would ah this is that reminded me of I hate. Yeah. Oh yeah. People are fucking retarded dude.
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Jared
Do you know that the amount of time that a yellow light stays yellow at a light depends on the speed on which the road is on.
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Mike
Oh, really?
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Jared
Yeah. So if it's like a 50 mile an hour road, I think it's like for every ten miles an hour, it's like half a second or something.
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Mike
Yeah, cause, I mean, you got to be able to slow down anyways. Yeah.
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Jared
Yeah. So that makes sense. Yeah. Like four, 5 seconds or something. I don't know. I don't know the exact timing, but it's, it definitely depends on speed.
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Mike
I wonder how many JAG offs like to try to get out of a fucking red light ticket for me to sit counted and, like, found a flaw, like, oh, no, this one wasn't this long. This is what the speed limit is. And like, if this is correct, I would that wouldn't happen to me, you know.
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Jared
Potentially. But ah yeah, it is worse like when you're sitting at a stoplight and like you're stuck there and like there's a lot of traffic and then a fucking like ambulance or police car comes from the other direction and resets your light. Oh yeah. And then you have to wait like so like two or three light talkers.
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Mike
Yeah. Do you? That's the worst. That is the worst.
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Mike
No. You know what? I hate when people go into the the right turn or the left turn lane and then they cut everybody off and go straight. Yeah. I'm like, that is the most fucking dangerous thing you could ever do, like.
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Jared
I've done or. But it was. It was serious. And there's a so there's a one lane road or one way highway. If you watch that goes that I have to travel down all the time. Yeah. And like people, the speed limit on it is like 50 or 55. It's up to speed and people do like ten under and there's nowhere to go and it's busy always, you know, coming the other way.
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Jared
So you can't pass anybody. So you're stuck on this for like ever. Yeah. So if that happens, I'll go into the left lane and then just pass them because I'm an asshole. Yeah, but that's just bullshit. Like, I don't care. It's at times like that where I'm like, I have no time to wait for you to be a dick.
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Jared
You're holding up everybody. Like, that's. That's more inconsiderate than me going around. Yeah.
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Mike
Absolutely. Well, now, that's. That's a good point. No, I'm glad you brought that up. So everybody stop being fucking dickheads down the road. Learn how to fucking drive. God.
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Jared
Yeah.
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Mike
Jesus fucking Christ, Mother. Fuck. Shit. Well, one disaster to the next. So how would you think about Star Wars acolyte?
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Jared
I'm indifferent, I guess I really have.
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Mike
Yeah. I've got positive things to say about it. I'm not saying it's like the bee's knees or anything you know what I mean? Like, it's just content, you know that to pass the time with. I like the concept of acolyte like I like the concept that it predates the normal canon. I like the I like the concept that we're kind of seeing Jedi do Jedi things.
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Mike
I know that's kind of weird to say, like, because, like what we've kind of always seen with Jedi is more of a war based thing, right? Not really. The peacekeeping aspect of it. Like they they talk about, you know, like, so episode one there, you know, that was probably the most Jedi things you've you've actually ever seen in your life because again, yeah, Obi-Wan Kenobi in episode four was old and you know, wasn't really a Jedi.
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Mike
I mean, at that point, it's like knew how to view on, you know. Yeah. So yeah. And then you get into Clone Wars where they're now in a war or you know, and it's not really this Jedi investigative shit, it's just getting into fights with you know, more people because like, yeah, I don't know, like then yeah. And then you get into the last one there and it's just all war and there, you know, and then you learn in Clone Wars that they're pretty fucking aggressive.
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Mike
Or you learn that in a smoke free guy. Which one? Yeah. So yeah. So that's kind of like that aspect. Like, you know, they're investigating a murder. It's like Law and order of fucking star Wars, right? But yeah, I'm not too crazy. Like, at first I was like, oh, spoiler alerts, everybody. Yeah, you know, like the twins. So, like, I was like, thrown off and like, it was actually blatantly obvious that they were twin.
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Mike
Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, because it's this was her, and then it like the assassin one and then it cuts out to the mechanic one, the one that has no clue what's going on. And she wakes up in that, you know, that, that ship and you're just kind of like sitting here like, what's going on? This person, like, looks all of a sudden innocent now.
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Mike
And so I'm like, sitting here, like, so we just follow this, like, innocent looking cherry killer, like.
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Jared
Mm.
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Mike
His, like the music and all that or whatever the sounds. But we're going out or kind of like alluding that like this was a good person and just saw her kill it. It, you know. Yeah. So the last, the last thing that I thought was right about it too, was so I think I kind of like the backdrops or like the backgrounds and, you know, the set and all that.
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Mike
So like that ship that they fly in it like reminds me of like a fuckin song like high schools, like gym that hasn't been updated since like 1970, you know what I mean? Like that green and yellowish going on in there, you know, it's like it here's here's what I'll say. Positive about that is it does make you feel like that this is something that is predating the normal canon, because essentially there's no difference in their lifestyle realistically.
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Mike
Like they're I mean, I guess a negative thing I can say is like their costuming in that didn't really like it was like, why did you try like just why don't you just leave it as the normal Jedi shit that they wore in future? But I guess they wanted to make it seem like. Yeah, I guess that was their idea of trying to pre, you know, to give that illusion of pre-dating it.
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Mike
And I, I just thought it was a little all the ish or like, you know, it's a good example, like an Oriental trader fucking knock, knockoff power ranger, fucking action figure, like, or like one of those Oriental trader knockoff power ranger masks. They're just like ridiculous. Like like. Yeah. Why didn't she just buy the fucking license to make Power Ranger mass?
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Mike
Because it was made in China, and they just did some weird shit. Anyways, that's kind of what it's like. All the brand fucking Jedi clothes. Yeah.
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Jared
Yeah, I see that.
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Mike
Otherwise, I thought it was interesting. I'm still going to watch it, see what goes on. So.
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Jared
Yeah, I mean, you gotta, you have to watch it. I mean, yeah, it's. It hasn't caught my attention, I guess you could say. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to watch it to see but I after two episodes you think that you, you grab the attention of the audience with something. And I think a lot of it has to do is with is there's nobody that you really care about in this show.
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Mike
Right.
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Jared
Even the main characters, like I don't really care about her. Like if she goes to jail or not, that doesn't change anything in that story. So I think the problem is that you don't have a protagonist that anybody cares about. What they should have done is made Carrie-Anne Moss the matrix check one of the people and kept her going in there because she's like oh Emily your face if people can get behind and want to hear the story of, oh, who's this character that she's playing?
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Jared
Like the one. Yeah, Korean guy. He's seems like a bad ass, but like, Carrie-Anne Moss would have been perfect. Like, they're trying to, you know, push a female lead and all of a sudden that make her like a top Jedi person. And yeah, but you had to make the Korean guy, you know, it's like.
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Mike
Here's what they could have done if they were still weren't going to go with, you know, the Matrix chick. So they should have just left the assassin as the assassin and it should have been the Korean guys. It just is apprentice that laughs. It went rogue like they should have left it at that instead of the stupid twin shit like good and evil.
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Mike
But like, okay, wow. That just popped in my head. I didn't even think about that. So good and evil. The force, you know what I mean? So, like, I guess that's where they're they're going with that. But, you know, honestly, I would have just I would have axed the whole twin idea because you got fucking Luke and Laia.
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Mike
So, like, what are you going to. Yeah, just twin it up like all the time, you know, like fuck that.
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Jared
But like, hear about twins.
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Mike
Let's twin it up so we can live it. Oh, but we'll do two females this time. We'll check. Check a bunch of boxes off of black female, you know. Yeah, but.
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Jared
Yeah, it's silly. I mean it's so again, you just. There's nothing to get behind. There's no person to really care about.
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Mike
I probably care more about the fucking master or the Korean guy. Mm hmm. Yeah, they learn English just for this role. He mastered English, so he could do this role.
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Jared
Gets it. That's bad ass.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Jared
Yeah. See, that's. That's what I don't get.
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Mike
Any notice, you know? I don't know. I made that up. Yeah.
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Jared
Oh he does.
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Mike
Try it out. Fucking hurt. Yeah.
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Jared
Do they have to like do.
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Mike
Spock pinch you down.
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Jared
So they have to do a service in Korea like like they do in European countries. Israel.
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Mike
You mean like Israel?
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Jared
You're like you're like, yeah, but I think Germany too.
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Mike
No, I think Germany they Germany still fucks around with tests, they just put you in placements, they, they place.
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Jared
Well there's a lot of place where like if you don't go to college, you have to go to service.
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Mike
Yeah. It's probably Germany. Yeah. Like you don't get into college, you got to go to fucking. Yeah. Do military service. Sweden probably. You're probably thinking of Sweden or Sweden. I know Sweden. I just started thinking about it. Yeah. Pretty much. Everybody goes, yeah, you're right. No. When you turn 16 in Sweden, you have to go into military service to.
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Mike
Indeed Sweden's fucking while. I think it's Sweden. Yeah. No, it's Sweden. So Sweden is pretty interesting how it's set up like so basically it's a country that has two big mountain ranges that kind of border. It and, and then everything in the center is the valley where everybody, where all the cities are. So it's pretty much so like strategic logically for like Russia.
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Mike
Like it's pretty good, you know, for them because all they have to do is just swipe through the center of, you know, Sweden and, you know, just take city by city by city. However. So during World War Two, while Sweden, I believe, was neutral or whatever, they start building out their fucking. So they have enough bunkers and shit for all their entire population.
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Mike
So basically if there was for whatever reason, everybody has to evacuate to the mountains. And then there's this they have assigned areas that they all go to and then yeah, there's so much food and all that. But then I believe everybody is pretty much trained militarily so they can fight back. So but the idea is bug out to the mountains, let the enemy come through and then fucking pounce on them once they cross your your sightlines.
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Mike
Yeah. So, so basically what happens is you're coming down the center and then they're in the fucking mountains just bombarding their towns. They're probably just going to take out their towns just to kill you, you know? Yeah. It's pretty fucking genius if you ask me that.
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Jared
Guerrilla tactics. Yeah. South Korea is military services mandatory for all males in South Korea, Israel, Brazil, Switzerland. North Korea, Thailand.
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Mike
Oh, it's Switzerland. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's not so sweet with.
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Jared
Sweden is too.
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Mike
Oh, well, they are.
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Jared
Austria. Denmark.
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Mike
So it's either what I just explained now is either Sweden or Switzerland. I don't know. I think it might be Switzerland now that I think about it.
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Jared
It could be.
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Mike
Either way, whoever does it is pretty bad ass. Yes. Yeah.
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Jared
South Korea, Austria, Israel, Sweden, Switzerland. Yeah, there's a lot of actually countries but Finland.
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Mike
So the Korean. So the Korean actor. Hold on. I got their names here. They have fucking names. Lee Jay Lee Young Jay Master Seoul. Yeah, yeah, he was. He did military service, I guess. And he's from South Korea. Yeah. There you.
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Jared
Go.
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Mike
So what else? I mean, so I stuck out to you this.
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Jared
I don't know. It's just again, it's nothing about it, really grab me, like, really pulled me into the story. It's just it's so like you said from the beginning, it was so obvious that it was going to be a twin. You know, it was either it was going to be one of two things. Either she's got an evil twin or she when she falls asleep at night, some type of Sith takes over her body or something.
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Mike
Oh, that's okay.
00:25:28:18 - 00:25:38:12
Jared
That would be fucking cool. Yeah, it's like puppeteering somebody. Yeah, that's what I thought was going to have sleeper cells. Oh, we're going to twin.
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Mike
Oh, here, here. Here's a negative I can give on this. The whole like fucking come fight me like like to engage like the Jedi has to attack her, but she ends up going apeshit anyways and attacking first.
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Jared
Yeah.
00:26:00:08 - 00:26:34:00
Mike
I mean, maybe she doesn't attack the Jedi exact. Well, no, she attacked the fucking dude meditating. This guy's a fucking dumb piece of shit if you ask me. Yeah, that guy was like he could have just fucking sat there the rest of his life. She couldn't have done shit. And it would. It drove her nuts. And then, like, probably master saw it a fucking killed her or, you know, but now we're going to fucking I don't even remember why he just, like, snapped out of it and then he just.
00:26:34:00 - 00:26:37:01
Jared
Fucking talking to him saying like, oh, you know what?
00:26:37:02 - 00:26:44:20
Mike
You and then. And then he drank and fucking for you. Yeah. And then he drank the fucking poison and died.
00:26:45:10 - 00:26:48:21
Jared
Yeah. Like the lamest that ever.
00:26:48:21 - 00:26:55:07
Mike
Yeah, I like. Okay, fucking early Star Wars sucks.
00:26:56:19 - 00:26:58:12
Jared
Yeah, yeah.
00:26:58:12 - 00:27:02:09
Mike
The fuck is it like Yoda supposed to be in this at one point?
00:27:02:09 - 00:27:03:20
Jared
I fucking hope so.
00:27:04:20 - 00:27:05:10
Mike
I mean, he's.
00:27:05:10 - 00:27:08:07
Jared
Going to be, like, 700 years old.
00:27:08:07 - 00:27:09:19
Mike
He's fucking young. Dead.
00:27:10:03 - 00:27:13:03
Jared
Exactly. It's going to be. And this is Prime Yoda.
00:27:14:04 - 00:27:15:22
Mike
He's going to have regular hair.
00:27:17:00 - 00:27:20:19
Jared
You get Yoda and gentle should be there.
00:27:21:03 - 00:27:22:05
Mike
Yeah, mean. I mean.
00:27:22:05 - 00:27:27:14
Jared
If they don't show Yoda, then whoever wrote this whole thing is a piece of shit.
00:27:28:19 - 00:27:38:09
Mike
I, i yeah. I just hate the whole mystery behind Yoda. I wish it just was answered. They got it.
00:27:38:09 - 00:27:48:20
Jared
But again, again, character development destroys the character. I know it's Rick and Morty, man.
00:27:48:20 - 00:28:14:17
Mike
Wait, what was a character that got destroyed that I was just thinking of? So now. Oh, what the fuck was I watching? And it just got terrible. I don't know if I think about it. I'll bring it back up. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, no, that'd be cool if they brought Yoda back.
00:28:16:15 - 00:28:23:06
Jared
I mean, they have to have something, they have to put some sort of nostalgia into this. Otherwise nobody's going to care.
00:28:24:03 - 00:28:42:04
Mike
I hope, like there's more of Carrie and Mos. Like, I don't think she's done, you know what I mean? I think they just killed her, and she's, like, not here. Yeah, she's going to give you more flashbacks, and you're going to find out, like, secrets about what the fuck happened back then. And, you know, why this.
00:28:42:05 - 00:28:42:21
Jared
Baby.
00:28:43:14 - 00:28:58:17
Mike
Looked like she died but didn't fucking die. You know, like they the way they explained it, I just imagine they were staring at the sister, like, burning alive or something like that. And there's.
00:28:58:22 - 00:29:03:01
Jared
Like, oh, she died. Well, obviously, you don't know she died.
00:29:03:19 - 00:29:23:04
Mike
Yeah, we watched her burn. No, it'd be like, similar to, like, what happened with Vader in Obi-Wan. Remember? There was like fire. Like, it looks like he was on fire, but it was just. He was. There's fire in between him and Obi-Wan.
00:29:23:17 - 00:29:24:01
Jared
Yeah.
00:29:24:20 - 00:29:48:18
Mike
Yeah. Everybody was probably thinking like this bitch was burning alive and he just walked away. But there's just, like, a line of fire, and the chick was on the other side. Wait, no, I'm still here, you bastards. I'm going to become an assassin and kill all you fucked turds. I hope you know what you know what would kind of pissed me off?
00:29:48:18 - 00:30:21:08
Mike
Here is this wookie like? Yeah, I think it's cool. You want to make a Wookiee, a Jedi, give them fucking vocals. Dude, don't do this. I, you know, like, this is fucked up. I like. I, I don't know, like, I guess like Star Wars is the one that kind of coined that, you know, like, just like something makes all these sounds and everybody just understands it, you know?
00:30:22:05 - 00:30:46:05
Mike
But like, you know, like Guardians of the Galaxy. Remember how, like, Groot, like all he said was, I group, but everybody knew what the fuck he meant and all that. I don't know, I kind of overdid it with that. So to bring this wookie back into it, you know, to be a Jedi, it's like there's no value for a Wookie to be a Jedi.
00:30:46:05 - 00:30:56:09
Mike
And just like they have, like, vocals, you know, like, it's like some parts of being a Jedi. It has to be talking shit through like how the.
00:30:56:12 - 00:31:01:03
Jared
Already he's not so much a Jedi as he is just a force sensitive.
00:31:02:09 - 00:31:03:17
Mike
What that could be.
00:31:05:00 - 00:31:14:17
Jared
I mean, maybe he is I who knows but yeah like he's a it's no value to have him be it's like.
00:31:15:09 - 00:31:22:23
Mike
It's like it's like he's a mute Jedi. Yeah. It's not. I mean, I guess Mute Jedi is. I don't know.
00:31:24:13 - 00:31:26:14
Jared
I guess they could communicate through the force.
00:31:27:22 - 00:31:31:07
Mike
Yeah. I'm like, fucking help us.
00:31:31:07 - 00:31:32:09
Jared
Like, have Roku.
00:31:33:15 - 00:31:37:06
Mike
Yeah, I guess I don't.
00:31:37:18 - 00:31:49:10
Jared
Yeah. I mean, it's not going to add any value to the show, that's for sure. Somebody is going to be translating for him the whole time. Or if they put in subtitles, that's going to be even worse.
00:31:50:04 - 00:32:26:14
Mike
Oh yeah, but millennials fucking love subtitles, so they probably will know. Well, to have somebody translate is the stupidest fucking thing I ever heard of. Like, context, you know what I mean? Like, it's just going to sound weird, and it's probably going to be that stupid fucking Padawan learning. Or she's probably just going to be like, Oh, well, he says this that these and those and they match.
00:32:26:14 - 00:32:35:04
Mike
So they Oh, oh, okay. We, we move, we move out. They go against the council.
00:32:36:15 - 00:32:54:13
Jared
You know who that chick is? That idiot. That's the girl from Logan. You played like the girl. A little girl with the Wolverine claws.
00:32:54:13 - 00:32:55:20
Mike
Rebecca Henderson.
00:32:56:15 - 00:32:59:02
Jared
I yeah, that doesn't sound.
00:32:59:02 - 00:33:09:19
Mike
Well. I'm, I'm trying to see if Vanessa. Yeah, you're talking about the chick that's like an alien, right?
00:33:11:20 - 00:33:12:04
Jared
Yeah.
00:33:13:13 - 00:33:16:08
Mike
Yeah. Okay, think your name's Rebecca Henderson.
00:33:16:08 - 00:33:19:04
Jared
Oh, the theme queen.
00:33:20:11 - 00:33:21:21
Mike
Oh, to thinking.
00:33:23:04 - 00:33:34:15
Jared
Mm. All on Rebecca Henderson's the green one. She's. She's a lesbian lover of the director.
00:33:34:15 - 00:33:42:22
Mike
Jack Ellen is the character name.
00:33:42:22 - 00:33:49:03
Jared
I don't really like that your fans are gay either. Oh.
00:33:49:10 - 00:33:52:10
Mike
Is that the fucking preppy guy?
00:33:53:00 - 00:33:53:12
Jared
Yeah.
00:33:54:09 - 00:34:12:21
Mike
Yeah, the guy from Bridgerton. He's a stupid fuck dude. Yeah. I don't know why they put him in there. He's like, he's a terrible fucking Jedi. I think he's going to be like a bad guy one day. I think fucking Master Saul's going to have to put a savior into his heart. Otherwise, he's going to be your head.
00:34:13:09 - 00:34:16:16
Jared
He's just going to die. He needs to die because he sucks.
00:34:16:16 - 00:34:17:02
Mike
Yeah.
00:34:17:11 - 00:34:20:17
Jared
Like he does well in the show. He's a kiss ass.
00:34:20:17 - 00:34:33:08
Mike
I think he's a better bad guy anyways. He's just like a fucking, you know, like you said, like a snooty preppy fucking yuppie prick.
00:34:33:08 - 00:34:43:05
Jared
And who is the they revealed yet? I can't. I watched it once. I didn't. I have to go back and watch it again. Did they reveal who the Sith Guy is?
00:34:43:21 - 00:35:03:05
Mike
No, they just show him from behind. And I don't know what his name is either. In the show show. I don't know. Oh, Lego master.
00:35:03:05 - 00:35:06:19
Jared
Is that what he's called?
00:35:06:19 - 00:35:22:04
Mike
I don't know. I'm trying. Like there's no pictures out, you know what I mean? Yeah, like they don't refer to anybody. Like, you got to, like, look at the credits to, like, figure out who.
00:35:22:04 - 00:35:25:10
Jared
Well, he looks like, I don't know. It looks like a mask, but it.
00:35:27:21 - 00:35:30:16
Mike
I thought it looked like Kylo Ren, to be honest.
00:35:30:20 - 00:35:41:22
Jared
Kind of. But like, if you look closely, it's got like a weird, like, mouth thing to it. It almost looks like those the Knights of Run and I mean.
00:35:43:23 - 00:36:25:08
Mike
Yeah, I'm going to do a quick Google search. Uh, what do I want to type in? Vagina here? Who is the Sith Master? And I, I guess plague? Yes. Oh, wait. No, I didn't finish it. Fuck, actually. Oh, yeah. Now that we got A.I., I Google it does like answer questions like. Yeah, sure, now it is for sure.
00:36:25:08 - 00:36:27:15
Jared
It's becoming too human. You must shut it down.
00:36:27:18 - 00:36:56:00
Mike
We're here. The acolyte news show expanding Star Wars television universe is an initially soulless mystery story. Who is killing Jedi across the galaxy? But that ended up being something of a misdirect. We find out in the first episode that the murder is may in a sit in training played by a man. I yeah. No I didn't and answer my question there and it didn't show me any pictures.
00:36:56:15 - 00:36:57:05
Mike
Um.
00:36:57:12 - 00:37:08:07
Jared
Oh, well, either way, yeah. I mean, technically, probably trace the spec is right. There's only office two.
00:37:09:09 - 00:37:10:02
Mike
Yeah, there's only two.
00:37:10:03 - 00:37:11:09
Jared
Master and apprentice.
00:37:11:09 - 00:37:39:09
Mike
So I think I found it, but it just, there's no picture to, like, bare it, you know, like I would imagine they'd have a screenshot out of that, that last scene where you standing on the fucking rack at the Oceanside oh eight. It's kind of a picture I think you can barely see it. Let me see if I can zoom in.
00:37:39:09 - 00:37:47:00
Mike
No. Yeah, I can't really see it when I zoom in.
00:37:47:00 - 00:37:47:15
Jared
I don't know.
00:37:48:16 - 00:37:58:03
Mike
Yeah, neither do I. But yeah, it's it's whatever dude. If you're Star Wars in your respective it maybe not. All right.
00:37:58:15 - 00:38:07:09
Jared
Oh, you got it. Right now it's sitting at 28% on Rotten Tomatoes. So that's a viewers.
00:38:07:09 - 00:38:37:08
Mike
You know, it's a series. So first two episodes could be fucking complete garbage and yeah, it's some and maybe the third one gets fucking crazy. Maybe the fucking fucking wookie does some fucked up shit, you know, starts fucking chucking bananas at people and slicing their heads off or something. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe the dude fucking shocks, you know, I.
00:38:37:08 - 00:38:55:12
Jared
Just wish they would sit there and, you know, they just ask what people want, you know, what would we like to see for Star? What is. Well, I mean, it has to do with making money, right? So why wouldn't you give people what they want and you'll make a lot of money?
00:38:56:15 - 00:38:57:13
Mike
You know, that's.
00:38:57:16 - 00:38:59:07
Jared
Star Wars people. Like.
00:39:00:11 - 00:39:04:05
Mike
That's the Kathleen Kennedy bullshit, dude. I don't know, sir.
00:39:04:05 - 00:39:09:01
Jared
And I didn't realize that she was part of Jurassic Park.
00:39:09:18 - 00:39:12:09
Mike
Yeah, no, she was a big part of that, actually.
00:39:12:18 - 00:39:14:14
Jared
Yeah, that's upsetting.
00:39:15:01 - 00:39:24:03
Mike
She was in charge of the team. They she found the CGI team that made the, the dinosaurs looked so fucking real and shit.
00:39:24:18 - 00:39:43:06
Jared
Well, that's what makes me mad, because. Yeah, that's the only reason that she's in the position she's in because of how popular that movie was. They destroyed that franchise to. Yeah, yeah. Those are just everything after the first one is just awful.
00:39:44:20 - 00:40:15:06
Mike
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know, it's fucking wild. But what I can tell you though with Accolade the that so that beginning scene where she comes and she finds the matrix chick. No. So that is the exact scene I saw on Star Wars Day, the theater. So that's the that was the scene that gave us that was the sneak peak.
00:40:15:17 - 00:40:39:14
Mike
And you basically saw it up until the point before she got to the point where she was going to kill her. So you didn't know she was going to actually kill her? You I thought she ran away. And so they were just going to chase her down. And I thought she reported, you know, we have like a force sensitive assassin or something.
00:40:39:14 - 00:41:03:09
Mike
And, you know, and I thought the yeah, that would just started a fucking investigation of somebody trying to kill Jedi and maybe you would find out that there's already been a few Jedi that were killed. And now we got a lead on it or something, but no, they kill her off. They kill her off them fucking tarts again.
00:41:03:09 - 00:41:09:09
Jared
They needed somebody, somebody to carry it out, you know, to give you can't bring.
00:41:09:19 - 00:41:14:04
Mike
You can't bring a fucking quiet into the picture because he's not even fucking born yet.
00:41:14:18 - 00:41:26:17
Jared
No. Oh you have. From what we know it's Yoda and. Yeah. It'll really. Well that kind of Wookiees. Wookiees live for 200 years. Right.
00:41:27:09 - 00:42:00:11
Mike
Well yeah I, I mean I'm surprised there's no like there is no character development with, like, Chewbacca in Yoda. Like, I know. Like, they never actually cross paths after, you know, attack of the Clones. But like, yeah, I felt like Luke talked about it enough to where like he, you know, like maybe Chewbacca goes, Oh yeah, I fucking remember Yoda in his final screaming voice.
00:42:00:11 - 00:42:32:02
Mike
And I'm like, You know, but no, they didn't do that. But it's still kind of cool to it, just like it shows. Like they were able to connect everything together. It's like, you know, even though Luke never met Han and Chewbacca, but like Luke meets Chewbacca. Who? Chewbacca. At one point was helping or was fighting alongside Yoda, you know, in the Clone Wars.
00:42:33:02 - 00:42:35:00
Mike
It's interesting, but yeah.
00:42:35:00 - 00:42:53:19
Jared
But I mean, look at in the episode one or the episode or a new hope when what's called R2-D2 and C-3PO come up. And Obi-Wan is like, I don't remember owning any droids.
00:42:53:19 - 00:43:06:05
Mike
Like, yeah, like, yeah, they fucking pissed me off too. Like, I mean, again, like, I guess Lucas didn't like have that figured at that prequel figured out. Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:06:06 - 00:43:19:13
Jared
So well, but he was probably maybe also trying to hide still sure that maybe it was a trick. Somebody could come find him.
00:43:19:16 - 00:43:36:19
Mike
Well, would our backslide and keep doing what you're doing? Maybe you'll like it. Maybe we'll hate it. I don't know. I just want Andor to come back. I want season two of Andor to fucking start. I'm trying to look up right now to see if there's any dates and doesn't look like there is.
00:43:38:00 - 00:43:38:22
Jared
Mad or I have.
00:43:39:01 - 00:43:42:14
Mike
Probably 2025.
00:43:42:14 - 00:43:45:03
Jared
Wasn't that a skeleton crew coming out to.
00:43:46:08 - 00:43:48:01
Mike
Oh yeah. Let's look that up.
00:43:48:19 - 00:43:52:08
Jared
That's with what's his face.
00:43:52:08 - 00:43:55:18
Mike
And that's all about the the empire, though, right?
00:43:56:18 - 00:43:59:15
Jared
Yeah. That's during that time. Jude Law.
00:44:00:03 - 00:44:04:23
Mike
That's where it's in 2004 and I am BD.
00:44:06:09 - 00:44:08:23
Jared
Oh 2024 sorry.
00:44:09:06 - 00:44:10:02
Mike
2024.
00:44:11:01 - 00:44:12:03
Jared
Yeah, it's coming out this year.
00:44:12:03 - 00:44:27:19
Mike
Yeah. It came out 20 years ago. Me know the pong all right. Yeah. I didn't really think they. When are they going to release it? Uh.
00:44:29:07 - 00:44:33:23
Jared
I. It's a coming of age story.
00:44:34:23 - 00:44:58:22
Mike
Oh, great. About four children who make a discovery on their home planet, get lost in the galaxy and go on an adventure to get back home. So once it's going to, it's supposed to take place.
00:44:58:22 - 00:45:07:10
Jared
I don't know, late 20, 24, this thing around Christmas, it's coming out.
00:45:08:09 - 00:45:27:19
Mike
Like they do it. Mandalorian Mm hmm. Season one or no? I think you was season two or something like that. God, I felt like Mandalorian came out like one after another, but it really didn't know.
00:45:27:19 - 00:45:43:08
Jared
It took forever for season three. Yeah, well, that was because it was during COVID, right? And then it took even longer. Yeah, I didn't know.
00:45:43:23 - 00:46:13:09
Mike
I don't know about the skeleton crew. I guess I need a little bit more information then for fucking children and making a discovery on their home planet. I thought I was going to be about like fucking imperial fucking pilots or some shit. Surprise. It's live action and it's not fucking a cartoon like skeleton Crew. Sounds like a fucking cartoon name.
00:46:14:06 - 00:46:23:21
Jared
Yeah, show is that. Sounds like something they should have done. Like, you know what it's like.
00:46:23:21 - 00:46:48:14
Mike
Bad, bad robot. Skeleton crew? Yeah. So, um, you know what I have been watching, though, but watching the fucking Battlestar Galactica, the newer one or the one that came out in 2004. So 20 years ago. You ever watched it now?
00:46:49:01 - 00:46:52:08
Jared
No, no, that's got. What's your face in it?
00:46:52:13 - 00:47:27:22
Mike
Yeah. Katee Sackhoff the dude. Like, I think Battlestar Galactica has a great storyline. Like, so like definitely the first one that came out in, like, the seventies and the 80. Yeah, seven years in the eighties. They fucked up that one. There was a garbage story like they literally were ripping off Star Wars. Yeah, for the most part. Like the clothes were similar and yeah, there was just a lot of bullshit, you know, and it was just lame.
00:47:27:22 - 00:48:03:11
Mike
I don't know. It's just Seventies was just a terrible time to make TV shows. But, but like so yeah. So shoot down to 2004, right? Or up to 2004. So they get, they get an awesome cast I think. So like Edward James Olmos is the lead character. And then you had Katee Sackhoff, she's another lead character. Now there's this dude, Jamie Bamber, he plays Edward James Olmos.
00:48:03:11 - 00:48:24:11
Mike
His son. All right, hander or Captain Lee Adama. He's all right. It's weird. He's like this British dude, and so he has an American accent in this. So, like, okay, something with his jaw, too. He's like, the guy from the boys is like, a weird thing going on with this fucking jaw.
00:48:24:12 - 00:48:26:15
Jared
It's is playing on people's penises.
00:48:27:06 - 00:48:34:23
Mike
Yeah. And I don't know if you know who Grace Park is. She played in I think she played in, like, Hawaii Five-O or.
00:48:34:23 - 00:48:36:20
Jared
Whatever it was called, South Asian.
00:48:37:08 - 00:48:40:03
Mike
She is absolutely her last name.
00:48:40:03 - 00:48:41:10
Jared
Like Park. That's got to be.
00:48:41:19 - 00:49:16:00
Mike
Yeah. Yeah. And then, I mean, there's a bunch of other people I don't know if you know who Michael Hogan is. He's another sci fi fucking actor and shit sounds familiar. Yeah, he's bald Irish dude. Just a fucking hard ass. Yeah. Do you know, they. This is like, honestly, like the way they went about it. So they took it, like, instead of making it like this, like weird fucking drew ish, this weird fucking drew it like society.
00:49:16:15 - 00:49:43:09
Mike
Yeah. They made it to like a regular modern society, like our modern day society. And so there's like these 12 planets and like, so each planets, like all these developed cities and all this, and they got space travel, but at the same time, like, even though they got all this like super high tech technology, like they still have, like how do I want to put it like basic technology like we had, right?
00:49:43:09 - 00:49:54:07
Mike
So like on the, on the Battlestar, like, like it still is like set up like a Navy ship, like, like one of our Navy, like a U.S. Navy ship. You know.
00:49:54:11 - 00:49:54:22
Jared
They're right.
00:49:55:05 - 00:50:31:20
Mike
In like their guns and stuff are just like regular guns and all that crap. But like, they had faster than light travel. It was fucking wild. But they never explained about gravity in there. They just have they have gravity wherever they went. But no, like it's a pretty dark story as it goes along because what's interesting about it is so like they were pretty peaceful society, like, I mean like similar to ours where they had like world wars and shit like that, but like they're in a time of peace.
00:50:31:20 - 00:50:57:03
Mike
Things are good, you know? They haven't fucked with the Cylons in over 50 years. They, they signed a treaty with these A.I. robots, and they're no longer fighting. And then one day the. The Cylons come back and they just destroy the 12 colonies, pretty much kill everybody. But then you have about 50,000 people on these random ships that survive.
00:50:57:03 - 00:51:30:14
Mike
And then you have this Battlestar Galactica that survived and the reason why they all this survived is because Battlestar Galactica was about to be turned into a museum that people fly to in space. And it didn't have any of the updated software that the Cylons put it back door. So all the defense networks coding for all the electronics, they all had backdoors installed in them.
00:51:30:14 - 00:52:02:02
Mike
And, you know, the humans had no, no fucking clue that that happened and yeah. And that's how they shut it all down and they fucking wiped out humanity. So like it gets pretty dark because so basically the education secretary becomes president. So there's not a whole lot of confidence there. Um, and yeah, and from there, like, you know, they start forming the government again and then people, you know, they're fighting back.
00:52:02:02 - 00:52:13:21
Mike
There's coups, you know, all kinds of shit like that. It, it's, it's fucking dark. I don't know if you check that out. Yeah, you should.
00:52:13:21 - 00:52:19:03
Jared
There is a space on there. That huge Star Wars guy.
00:52:20:05 - 00:52:24:14
Mike
Yes. Crash down. What's his fucking name? I see him. Will.
00:52:24:14 - 00:52:26:13
Jared
What? Where? What it.
00:52:26:13 - 00:52:45:06
Mike
Weird? Yeah. Hold on. Yeah, cause I just saw the episode where they he's got he's a fucking dickhead in in this embarrassed. Yeah. I think it's Sam Witwer or something like that. He, he's the guy that does the voice for Darth Maul. Right.
00:52:46:23 - 00:52:48:16
Jared
And a bunch of other people.
00:52:48:16 - 00:52:51:06
Mike
Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:51:08 - 00:52:54:03
Jared
And they fucking start killer. Start killer.
00:52:54:23 - 00:52:56:21
Mike
Oh, okay. Gotcha.
00:52:56:21 - 00:53:00:03
Jared
Yeah. Well, he does maul too, but he's starkiller also.
00:53:00:06 - 00:53:45:00
Mike
Yeah, there's a lot of like sci fi people like Lucy Lawless shows up in this this chick, Michelle for she played in a bunch of Star Trek and stuff, you know, like a lot of these people did play in a lot of like Star Trek and all that and kind of made their way over to this. But no dude, like, you know what's crazy is like, I, I just feel like a lot of the things that happened in Battlestar Galactica is kind of like what we're dealing with today, like political wise, not not to say I want to get political right now, but like there is just like, you know, there's all this shit going
00:53:45:00 - 00:54:08:05
Mike
on with like Trump and all that, like, you know, questioning if you know these felony counts, we should be trying, you know, all that crap that, you know, can be argued on both sides. Like in this there is a guy who is a terrorist. He there is a prison ship that so happened to make it. And it was with this fleet.
00:54:08:05 - 00:54:26:09
Mike
And so they needed the labor from the prison ship and they were like, Hey, listen, times have changed. You guys are about to get parole. We need you to go to this Ice Planet, get a bunch of fucking ice and turn it into water, and then we'll give you your freedom, you know? And so they it creates this whole riot.
00:54:26:09 - 00:54:49:14
Mike
But then basically this guy who's in charge of it, Thomson, he he was a terrorist. He blew up like a federal building in this like you don't see it in the show. But that's what they said he did and that's what he was serving time for. So eventually he he gets his freedom, you know, he proves himself and, like all of a sudden.
00:54:49:14 - 00:55:17:04
Mike
Yeah, basically all he wanted was fair elections because the education secretary just, you know, it was basically handed the job, you know what I mean? So he wanted fair elections and all this crap. So and that's what ended up happening. So they did the elections and. Um, well, this is where it gets, you know, similar to the Trump thing because he's talking pretty radical and all that.
00:55:18:01 - 00:55:44:09
Mike
You know, people in the military like Jean Edward James Olmos, he wants to fucking off the fucking dude or silence him or rest. You know, he doesn't want him to become president because he's created this relationship with, you know, the new president, Laura Roslin, you know, the education secretary. And things are working and, you know, he doesn't. So, like but she ends up going like, no, we can't do that.
00:55:44:09 - 00:56:12:06
Mike
You know, we're going to destroy democracy. And it's just kind of funny to see that like and that's how they handled it in the show. And like basically in the end, it all worked out and everybody's fair. She still won the election and it all was good. But like in our own world, it's like, you know, again, I don't want to get in to like politics, but I just it's funny that this shit's brought up these topics on both sides, you know?
00:56:12:10 - 00:56:36:02
Mike
Basically, yeah. You know, some people are like, he deserves to, you know, be tried and other people are like, no, this is you know, we're we're putting we're fucking democracy and all this shit. So, I don't know, I, I just think Battlestar Galactica is actually something that people should watch. I think it's got a lot of good shit, and then you can just kind of, you know, it's like one of those things.
00:56:36:02 - 00:56:47:19
Mike
It's almost like you can think of it like a documentary. You know what? Your future. Yeah. If we don't fucking get her shit together and it's, you know, slow down A.I. and all this crap.
00:56:48:13 - 00:56:55:03
Jared
So what is it that art imitates life or life imitates art or something?
00:56:55:04 - 00:57:06:19
Mike
Yeah, that's like. I don't know. I don't know that line, but I know what you're talking about, so. But watch Battlestar Galactica. It's on Prime. I think I.
00:57:06:19 - 00:57:07:19
Jared
Might have to watch that.
00:57:08:05 - 00:57:31:21
Mike
It. No, it's really a good storyline. It's like I think, it's been better than a lot of the Star Wars shit that we've seen over the years in like, Oh my God, the way they get you wrapped up on an episode. So like first off, I will say like the intro music kind of gay, you know, it's like, it's like these weird, like ghost people like sing in, I don't know.
00:57:31:21 - 00:57:59:22
Mike
But then, like, all of a sudden, like, they'll go through it and then they'll cut to a part where they like, they start going like through, like this week on Battlestar Galactica and they'll give you like clips, clips of what's happening in the episode, but like the way they'll do it, man, like, they'll have this, like, drum beat going, and then all of a sudden, like, it'll be like kind of a slow drum beat, and then they, like, cut to like a crazy drum beat.
00:57:59:22 - 00:58:19:07
Mike
And it's just like, clip after clip after clip and like, explosions and all this other shit. You're just like, Oh, do what the fuck's going to happen now? I know it's going to happen because I've watched this a million times, but like, yeah, when I first watched it, I was like, Oh dude, so fucking awesome. So and there's a lot of sex, too.
00:58:19:07 - 00:58:20:06
Mike
There's a lot of sex.
00:58:20:06 - 00:58:20:21
Jared
Oh, nice.
00:58:21:03 - 00:58:33:06
Mike
Oh, wait, do you. I don't think you see you might see Katie sex titties I forget. No, this is on sci fi. No, you don't see. Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:58:33:07 - 00:58:34:04
Jared
Maybe an ass.
00:58:34:10 - 00:58:36:19
Mike
This is originally was on the sci fi channel. Yeah.
00:58:37:09 - 00:58:39:04
Jared
Yeah, you may see it but, but.
00:58:39:16 - 00:59:09:17
Mike
No I think you see some bots. Yeah. You see some bots. Yeah. But yeah. Well like yeah they like to have a lot of sex, they like to drink a lot of booze and then they say, Frack. Yeah, that's kind of cool, you know, separated from our world. But like, what's funny is they like tie in Earth. Like, is this, like, long lost colony that nobody knows about, you know?
00:59:09:17 - 00:59:13:10
Jared
Yeah, but yeah, check that out.
00:59:13:14 - 00:59:27:09
Mike
Yeah. And I'll sum it up with this too. Like, it gets into, like, the Greek gods and all that, like that. That's their gods. Like, that's their everyday religion. Yeah. And like, you know, and they always say thank the gods, you know, and all that shit.
00:59:27:09 - 00:59:29:11
Jared
It's a, it's.
00:59:29:11 - 00:59:56:16
Mike
It's an interesting concept. Yeah, it's an interesting concept in like, dude, what's crazy is they're going to make another series. This one supposed to be even. You know why? Like, they're not going to continue off this one. They're going to make something new. So we'll see what they do with it. They made some spinoff shows that were kind of like one of them was pretty cool, but the other ones were pretty fucking lame.
00:59:57:09 - 01:00:22:05
Mike
They tried going like a woke aspect of it and making a their protagonist a chick and they try to tie it in with like the creation of the Cylons. So this was something that predated everything. So I don't know, it was kind of fucking stupid. It didn't last. It was called Caprica. But then they made flooding from and that was about Edward.
01:00:22:05 - 01:00:37:13
Mike
Jim almost is fucking character dude. And that was when he was, when he was in his prime fighting the Cylons 50 years earlier. Fucking Wild is a good show. I think that was about. Yeah, actually.
01:00:37:13 - 01:00:39:20
Jared
So I'll check it out.
01:00:40:08 - 01:00:52:06
Mike
Yeah, I guess that's all the time we have here for today. Everybody. You got anything else to add, Jared?
01:00:52:06 - 01:01:01:11
Jared
Uh, now. Oh, okay.
01:01:01:11 - 01:01:12:14
Mike
All right, all right. Well, all you motherfuckers. Thank you again. Love you. And we'll see you for episode 78. Take it easy.
01:01:13:15 - 01:01:14:21
Jared
Signing on is.