Wrack Your Brain Episode 7

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Episode 7. This is a show about everything and nothing. Part politics, part satire, all bourbon. Join Dominick Leon and Charles Fuks as they muse about current events, social issues, and whatever surfaces from the depths of their minds. If you walk away thinking about something in a different way leave a comment, like, share, and subscribe. In this episode we discuss survival prepping, socialism, and religion in politics

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Transcript

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everyone welcome to april 8th april april 6th is it she said okay april 6

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2022 rock your brain podcast with charles dukes and dominic leon

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and uh today today we actually we don't really know what we're going to be talking about we're going to talk a little bit about

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prepping survival preparation and permaculture and a little bit of

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polymer culture although i don't want to i don't want to over overlap too much with my other with my other youtube

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channel you know we'll plug it now that you just mentioned it once you've done it shout out to my

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journal on youtube anyway sponsored by my

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um

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i was impressed with the the most recent buy that you had at costco the other day that bucket

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so there's 25 years 25 years dude that's that's and to be able to get

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something like that at costco is you know usually this kind of anything prepper related a lot of people are

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buying it at you know guns and ammo stores sometimes you have a little corner where you can buy stuff like that

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um army navy surplus sometimes will have little things but costco i think now are

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getting into the whole thing with the prepping and uh my conspiracy theory spidey sen says

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costco may think that something's coming our way which is why they need to go ahead and so let's try to capitalize on

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this prepper thing because they're going to need it in the near future and a lot of people are going to buy it so but myself

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included you know now that i know it's uh something you can get at costco i will go ahead and get one or not one but as

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many as i can yeah i think there's a cap on how many you can get at costco sell a hundred why couldn't i buy a hundred

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you know

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for a bucket that lasts 25 years how many does the bucket feed

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well i mean it's up to you you look like a hungry boy

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uh no so okay so you eat everything inside the book and then use the bucket as a [ __ ]

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um no if it's anything like like one of the other buckets that that i bought uh

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so this other part actually i think i told you it's the same company that we get our freeze drive

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i think it said a month's worth of food for either two or four people and it had

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like a mix of breakfast lunch and dinners like a whole thing a month of breakfast lunch it said a month it was

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definitely a month but i don't remember it was honestly it might have been one two or four people i think it was a world one

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i think it might be i would say a bucket would be a good for two people

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for a month if that's if that's really the case because once you start going into more people it's gonna last a lot less than

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the month i i mean i guess it ultimately depends on how many well the rations are going to be a lot smaller or at least the

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portions i mean well i mean it depends on on how many meals so it is

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how many meals and how many people's worth of amount of

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food you can fit into a bucket i mean the buckets was a five gallon bucket right somewhere

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yes it can't be that much i mean but still a food that's going to last you 25 years something that you can have

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i think it's very much worth it because you never know and even if you even if

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nothing happens what's the worst case scenario that you use it to go camping well that's that's the thing right so

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like okay so prepping is easy right so it's not just about stockholm

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food uh it's about proper utilization of the resources so

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you're gonna do something properly so if if i had done things like the right way

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i would have bought every bucket that i would have bought i would have marked down the the

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month of the day that i bought it right and then in 15 years or 20 years or

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something at some point based on how much food i've actually stopped and when you bought it you'd have to

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start getting it in succession and like i mean

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even if it's two meals it would take me years to get through through even a single bucket unless like

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basically i'd have to start incorporating that into my daily you know my yes i mean but still if you

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think about it when it comes to things like this

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a lot of people would like to do the right thing and and have just enough you know not any

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more than you need but it's always better to have more not need it than it and not have it

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100 except when it comes to things that cost money and now and expired

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right from now what's the money and the

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inflation gonna look like so these buckets seventy-five thousand like ten bucks a pound

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it's so money it's still money it's still money yeah okay but i mean the reality is that

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is that even if something did happen today that was society society ending right and

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infrastructure is gone and now we have to rely on ourselves even if i had ten buckets even if i had you know three

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years of worth of voting at some point that is going to run out and so that's why i have my my permaculture out of the

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forest just planted the trees and you know all the different layers and stuff and so

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there's many advantages but one of the advantages over like the freeze-dried stuff is that like i'm much more likely to eat

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from my edible forest in the next two three four years you know as soon as it starts producing

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something yeah they just go to the forest you know pick a salad pick some berries or whatever um and that's not

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going to waste versus the depending on i mean what if there's a biological or something or a nuclear

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something happens or remember yeah and the [ __ ] not even the [ __ ] buckets can save you that's

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right but now what if socialism hits america and the [ __ ]

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shelves are empty and all we have are these buckets

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and you're forced to share everything in your vermiculture crop in the backyard i'm not i'm not sure how socialism would

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would have would hit america like what do you think would you say

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joe biden no no that's not how politics works okay unless there's a

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radical revolution socialism is not coming to america okay aoc

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again what it gave us becoming

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they're already making them they might as well just be in the factory making all these people who are going to vote liberal

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they're making them

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you see all these new faces coming out of the woodwork with pink and orange hair talking about how people have the right

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to have all these done like you know what how about what is the thing that people don't know how

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how it's said that our children are not getting their gender reassigning surgeries sooner and they're crying on

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stage and doing it these are all aoc voters uh

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they they might be left-leaning voters but if if we fix that's leaning

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men it's the left-leaning ones that are keeping those left people from tipping over

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it doesn't say that in the bill okay does that change the the the i don't know the outcomes or the

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intent of the bill whether you're called the don't say gay bill or the rocky

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gay bill which it doesn't say had they not have said that it's called the don't say gay bill we wouldn't even know

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never known about it do you know what it actually doesn't what does it say well i'm asking you

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why don't you like if you if you believe that the only reason that it got intention was because it says people

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call it don't take it and because iran is safe that's why they didn't know what goes what does it say like if it's so

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benign like what is it actually all right so pull it up pull it up mr fact checker well

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what may or may not be a fact you need to say something and then if i just you know disagree enough then i'll

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affect you and that could be a topic for another podcast it could be what had

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and don't say um is that uh if uh if the republicans

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decide that there's gonna be a civil war because of all this uh all this left stuff that happened well i'm not worried about a civil war at all

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okay but and who knows what might happen right so uh there is one that means listen

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i'm i'm i'm not gonna be a proponent of a purge however if there is a civil war

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i know what side i'm on that's all american of course america first

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that's right and america is great democrats would be on the side of america as well

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of course they would anyway okay so there's a connection between prepping and raw descendants

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because it's because republicans might destroy this country right as you say all the time so

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so they might destroy the infrastructure the government shouldn't provide anything it should be zero

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government no electricity from the government no no roads from the government no any no military protection

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from the government just nothing from the government because we should all fend for ourselves right

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pull ourselves off total energy by your bootstraps no no it would be uh run by

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capitalism anyway so um

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what do you think it says what do you think it says i don't know we're talking about prepping you're talking about prepping how do you prep for the don't

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say gay bill here's what it does

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for the don't say gabriel go to costco and go buy some of those

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what is the outcome what is the impact of the don't say dsgb dsg

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what's the impact for the dsg here's the outcome if you buy these buckets that last 25 years and i think it's a good

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idea that you buy them in succession you mark the dates of when you purchase them

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but that's just nonsense i don't know like i'm not i'm a republican but i'm not one of these these bots that are

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just like well i'm gonna do what daddy trump said or whatever republicans you have to be the whole reason we have this

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show right your brain is because we both have a host of views and we also have similar views on many

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things but at the same time we both realize that none of us none of the two of us

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are susceptible to just believing in any [ __ ] that we're fed by any political party or any government or whatever

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shut up it's just but it's still i'm affiliated he's not but that doesn't mean i follow them blindly with every

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single thing they say although we do know people who do do that one in particular i'm not going to

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mention his name but we man we do know well if you're talking about chamerus

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the tinfoil hats for his house it's like it's too much we gotta invite him and we gotta do a whole episode of the

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steel dusty oh my god that would have been amazing it would

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blow your mind and that would be a three-hour show it would be we'd have to do multiple things

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but it's sponsored by the tinfoil hat society oh my god anyway to his credit though like he's

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socially he's i guess but

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the republican party would have so many more followers this i guess this is my opinion you can't really say this

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but i started with the republican party would have a lot more more uh supporters and people identifying with the party uh

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if they have this stupid-ass uh religious [ __ ] but assuming i completely

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the republicans are so big on the constitution on the first amendment

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because the moment you give them a chance they will [ __ ] hit you across the face of that bible and example

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because god said this and this is because this is god's okay

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if we have true freedom of religion in this country the last thing the republicans should be doing is [ __ ]

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presenting you with this religious stuff shoving it down your throat and constantly saying it's because this is

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god's will and this this is why they don't have the support they should have because they all want to bring it back

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to the bible and because the god is it why can't if you're a republican and you want to keep the separation between

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church and state stick to the [ __ ] politics and keep religion out of it it's the fact that you bring the

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religion into every little thing or every other thing you say that's just like i

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but but he is in direct opposition to the people in the republican party saying that the laws of this country

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need to be based on their religions against

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about countries all to turn around and attempt to do the same thing here that's the most hypocritical thing on earth

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yeah again the republicans would have more all right this goes on both sides

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republicans and the conservatives would have more support if they would just

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if we have true freedom of religion in this country then take it out of your political agenda and focus on the

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government side of what you're trying to explain what you're trying to bring to the people the same thing goes with the

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the liberals and the democrats not that you're bringing religion but once if the republicans can take that

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aspect of their agenda out of it and just focus on what that i promise you that people would probably see a clearer

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perspective of what it is that you're trying to do but the fact that it's almost like you're obligating society to

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live a certain way under god's rule and because of this or that a lot of the decision

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rebellion from the liberals are is coming just because you challenge people's morals but then

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you'll turn around and say that the most free country in america well we're not free if you want to impose

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your morals on people and judge them and not wonderful i don't listen i make i may make fun of

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people with purple pink hair and [ __ ] nose rings and transgenders and all that

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that's fine but you know what we're in america they have every right to

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the freedoms of this country so that they can do whatever the [ __ ] they want religiously and guess what if they hate

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me for it we also fight for their rights that's how you have to look at it again

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stop shoveling the [ __ ] religion down people's throats allow people to be if you really believe in freedoms and you

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can do this or that or don't censor okay but the republicans are really getting

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censorship but when you want to impose your morality on a

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you should be able to hear things you like and you should have to put up with [ __ ] you don't like because that's

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freedom of expression and freedom of speech and all that [ __ ] so you're gonna go through all life listening to [ __ ]

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you don't like it you do like you just have to decipher through it you have to filter through the [ __ ] and figure

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out what's wrong so therefore you just said you you are against the don't sing though

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too narrow no no i'm just but

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okay so so here's here's dude it's [ __ ] roasting you got the heat on in there i have the the ac i've

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been set to 76.

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ladies and gentlemen are welcome we're uh we're we're pulling his guns out you know so uh you're welcome that's that's

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why i kept it anyway so okay

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i'm not gonna say where we are so we're talking about the south the

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to influence the lifestyle choices of a child that's ultimately what

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what what people's concerns right that's that's the whole point of the bill right like you shouldn't be people

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are saying there's curriculums with indoctrination and pushing the lgbtq and transgender

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the way lifestyles come up in classrooms typically is

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uh you know like like like arts and crafts you know in kindergarten let's draw a picture of your your family

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well some kids are gonna have two men or two women as the parents and that's fine except that the bill has written doesn't

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allow this a doesn't allow that stuff and b well i mean

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that's discrimination linked to the fact that that's right so it linked to the fact that it's not it doesn't work

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therefore

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and if you're going to have an article or if you're going to be reading a book

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the [ __ ] arts and crafts you stick to science geography social studies maths how about that

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he's a solution there's a reason

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kindergarten they taught me how to eat a graham cracker take a nap shut up and play with my blocks

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blocks are uh

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they could say this that doesn't make it true let's eliminate blocks from kindergarten let's just make it a place where you go and sit and shut the [ __ ]

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up for eight hours great

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becoming a glorified indoctrination center masquerading as as a as a center for

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higher learning and obviously false false

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yeah the the modern education system came about what uh i believe what we get from

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here how do we get to hear from prepping it gets anywhere from everywhere

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oh no yeah hold on i can't even say that because i'll [ __ ] get chances folks

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notice how most of their shows are always like our shows we'll start on one topic and we'll end up schmidtles and

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gentle turds you can say that that's gender neutral schmandles and gentle turds

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[ __ ] douches and turd sandwiches that listen up and listen clear

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anyway now the modern education system as far as i know was was a product of the industrial

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revolution and and although i i will carry out and say that

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that this might be a leftist perspective i'm not positive

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we're certainly in the center if you would be drunk no i'm offended by that i bet you are

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you like the circles you don't like the uh you know like the squares you don't know what i like when their

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lights are off and the doors are closed oh my gosh

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the the circle underneath the two ovals anyways so um okay modern education system uh came

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about because uh uh essentially society realized holy [ __ ] like the the level of

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understanding of the world that was acceptable for for uh uh farming societies is not

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acceptable when you need people to uh work work in factories and understand

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basic mathematics and basic geometry and whatever skills you needed and you need people to be able to read instructions

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on how to do something right in their you know even if it's a factory job so so the educations the government

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provided education systems changed and they produce functional members of

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society that that hasn't changed we need functional members of society and functional members of society for

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example actually just saw a tick tock today uh or actually you know how

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tick tock centered down rabbit holes i got this one this one uh uh woman's page

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and or or this one you can't say one this one's page um and and make sure she identifies as a

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woman well if she does and it's not a problem

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and so is this what we've been reduced to yes

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and and and i followed schmidt uh you know videos and so

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uh what it was saying was that uh it's it's a uh it's an elementary school teacher

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and and some of the the impacts of that of that uh

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don't say person bill is that um is that she in effect can't like read

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uh books that essentially like are about like respect and and and uh

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respect that's the best part right just like allowing people to be be who they are

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i'm sorry tremendous example of one book where uh sounds like

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gollum's best friend lord of the rings

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the point is is this book that that formerly would have been in in in one of its classrooms

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was saying was saying like i don't know it was like people walking their families walking their kids to school

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and so one page would say look there's the mommy and daddy walking their child to school and there's the daddy

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don't we want like kindness to be to be incorporated

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there's a lot more to it than just that i mean if it were that i think there'd be a lot less people against it but that's what the

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way the bill is written essentially makes everything

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unless it's about heterosexuals and uh and men and women then if it if

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it is that if that's the case that is discrimination it's discriminatory and it's not fair because

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everybody listen let's say you're adopted and the people who adopted you were two dads

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does that child not deserve love just because it's coming from two dads

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forget

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do you honestly believe now that the republicans have passed this bill in florida that the next potential step and

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i know this is a slippery slope argument but it's it's not out of the normal possibility given that they've actually

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been able to pass this bill is a bill

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a bill that talks about like they would call it like the anti-bulk bill or some [ __ ] like that

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and it would say let's see that's discriminatory hold on hold on you didn't keep

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and therefore if you try to teach our kids about a sentence of other

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races right you're you're you're being woke and liberal and communist and social and and it's the parents

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and so now you you can't talk about that stuff well what's going to happen that

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that sort of bill favors white white stuff right and so a book that talks about uh a little black titty

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that has a a a white mommy and a white daddy that would be that's what you're a

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doctor it's a

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do you think we would be having these conversations if things had been different in the last

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four years you mean if trump had an empowered white

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supremacist oh he did he didn't know such a thing

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objectively no because listen you can say whatever you want you don't have control over people's actions based on

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the words you say that is true and people we already know that people

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are [ __ ] experts at taking [ __ ] out of context especially when it suits their needs and their narrative okay

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let's let's let's take another a completely different example uh if you heard what people were saying

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it was last week when joe biden he gave a speech and he was like something something and putin's got to

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go there needs to be regime changing russia something to that thing yeah no he said there was going to be a regime

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no he said there was going to be his administration had to kind of say hey now wait a minute he didn't mean

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and people in that position should be held to higher standards they shouldn't be just like a speech uh where it wasn't a speech really takes

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a debate and and somebody one of the moderators are you are you going to come out and have an

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official announcement against

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paraphrase is like yeah fine you want me to say something against them he goes proud voice verbatim

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stand down and stand by stand down and stand by

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is not the same thing as yeah you want me to make a couple of announcements [ __ ] them [ __ ] what they stand for

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we don't want them in our government we don't want to be affiliated with them that is my position on the pride voice

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is it is it or is it not a different thing than what you said

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so stand back and stay by not even stand down stand back and stand by september 3rd

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this article is from september 3rd 2020. in 2020

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no okay because i'm reading the same thing stand back

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whether or not a particular statement whether the phrasing

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i mean when somebody says listen and from a military standpoint when somebody's suspected it means be ready

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if you're standing

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uh he did enable white white supremacists are not white supremacists

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white supremacists didn't come out and have like a definitive hardcore

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like stance he did announce

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okay

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did trump denounce

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mr

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so

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white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down

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and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in kenosha and

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as we've seen in portland i totally disavow the ku klux klan i totally disavow david

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duke any group of hate i am whether it's white supremacy whether it's any other

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kind of supremacy whether it's

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right so there's there's a progression oh what is going to be the bulk of it because remember

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the bulk of it is is during the time he was president and because it was the most calculated time

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let's look at some things

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donald trump please come back please

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everybody knows you really want in you know aoc to win

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because he's jewish

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if i don't agree with the things that bernie sanders stood for and ran for and all that stuff

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the one thing i will admit about bernie sanders in the entire time and you can look this up

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he's eating the same [ __ ] he's been saving the

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but that consistency and that type of dedication and that type of um

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uh unwavering belief and and what he has in his mind

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may or may not be who we need you know i think we need somebody like that but perhaps with a little bit more

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flexibility because you know things can't be so rigid and if of course in america we all know it it

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definitely can't be that rigid we have to be this is a country you know there's going to be things

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presented to us that we like that we love that we don't like and then we hate it

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for the next [ __ ]

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jewish figures

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hey

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in white supremacists

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what are the sources of this research i don't know it doesn't matter that's but that's

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right that's that reason now

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of [ __ ] they're all serving the purpose that fits their habits

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if you want to be one american down the middle not you have you cannot be

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leaning right or left you have to down the middle and whether you like it or not guess what your [ __ ] job is as a

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journalist if you want to call yourself american news you have to accept that america is has

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america is made up of weird people of people who are unique people who are not

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going to conform one way or another people who are into different [ __ ] that's what makes america great the fact

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that we are just a i hate to use the clitoris

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different strange weird people of all different colors and and makes and

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models that are [ __ ] testicles and you name it this is this is

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that's the problem with the supposed uh system is that things can only be on one

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quote unquote

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but when it comes down to you can be libertarian all you want you can be liberal you want at the end

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that's it um

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open the window

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so

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in every state at every level from from you know the lowest municipality through through uh county through state

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through federal elections you would see better candidates uh and you would see a

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lot more nuance you would see a lot more independence and you would see a lot more moderate republicans and moderate democrats i think if our options were

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broader we'd have a better understanding of the choices we're making

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i think that's just the thing i think that just this two-party system no matter how many times people wanna

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i'm libertarian i'm liberal i'm a democrat i'm a republican i'm a conservative you can say all these

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[ __ ] things you want but when it comes down to voting for the president you only have two choices and you're gonna vote one way

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are the only two states that have a great choice for state prime ministers congressional and presidential elections

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what are the how many electoral votes do those two states get that right

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or almost negligible what the [ __ ] does it matter at the end of it for the past i don't know how many umpteen years now

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we already know you're going to either vote democrat or vote republican and what do people say

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even though we'll get we've had presidents do two terms from a democrat two terms for a

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republican how many times have we had a democrat president succeed another democrat

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president or our republican president take over from another republican

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president very few times it always seems to jump very late

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gang war blue and red so okay so in 2020

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main main only has four four electoral votes and alaska yeah i don't know but but maine three went to biden one went

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to trump um what we don't see and i don't know if this is this is even available i would

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hope that they they maintain this for a problem anyway like five people half a million or something about that but

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i'm surprised

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but we don't know if he was if he was people's first choice right oh i see what you mean you mean when they first started and they had what do we have

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like a [ __ ] 11 or 13 candidates no no no i'm not talking about the primaries i'm talking about the way ranked choice

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voting works uh uh okay

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and me and charles hughes okay uh running as an independent did you run in

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2024 now i would have told you what voted for okay

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[Music] let's say they only the the

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the person who they give the votes to has to get a majority so let's say people are voting and let's say i get 40

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44 of the vote as first choice that doesn't get me past 50 that doesn't

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get me to the majority right

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what you mean but it was their first one i don't i don't know if they keep that record

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it could have been tulsi you know he was pretty famous falsely was like you talk about the general tulsa was

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done he would have been the libertarian

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primary he would have been the libertarian other people maybe green party i don't know

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about i don't know if they keep that maybe we'll rank their top president potential candidates in 2020.

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oh uh this is

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system we do it for everyone has multipliers but when you get when you come down to it you only vote democratic republican

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for the president yeah everybody i voted libertarian in 2016.

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was there a libertarian president or whatever yeah i didn't vote for error

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who wasn't the fact that you don't know makes you know i want you to it's not that i realized that i want you to see

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it i

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and that makes you a radical

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hey um

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now yeah you want to assume you want to pause for a second

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i think we should pause real quick folks and we'll be right back i need to get some mirrors [ __ ] song

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right here

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so the japanese stuff is done

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okay we're coming back we're filming oh i'm sorry wait wait wait wait wait

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we've just taken a break

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now

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um

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oh

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is

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also this idiot keeps jumping from the couch he's an idiot he doesn't make

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no actually uh

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you know we're here

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or

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stay here boys

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oh

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oh i had this like little alfalfa hair sticking inside of homosexuality it is

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but all right that's something i should keep it you know also

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uh oh my god little little beans or little little ladybugs oh my god

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that is that's one of the grossest things ever ladies and gentlemen or schmandrells

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we've learned something recently

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i think for the rest of our lives we're always going to remember the ladybugs

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if you know you know but i'm sure it's going to come up in conversation and it's going to be referenced too like oh

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look at that you know what those look like

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oh god so you have to be so specific ladybug

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a little bit at least

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we're all about those buckets that we can double for [ __ ] once they're empty you are i could kill us

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i'll bury it somewhere but i just want to be in closed time

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that's it and i'm not one of these environmentalists to think oh is it biodegradable

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i think we're past that yeah

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is there anything like that that's built for outdoor living folks we don't care often at least at

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least a good you know i would say out of 12 months out of the year i think we will go

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eight times in the year i mean how many times does it go last year from june this year already we've

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gone what three times no we have twice no twice this year

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once you and i when we went to oawari and then the second time is when we took our knees there

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no warren we win 2022 remember i got the iphone and i was taking pictures like crazy

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i think it might have been december because it was warm and dishonored that's ahead of which it was foreign

1:00:37

january 1st we didn't go new year's day camping or did we

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did did we meet january 1st no no no thank you

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maybe we did no we went we we were at a [ __ ] restaurant for new year's

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oh

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that's december 31st maybe we did maybe we didn't i just find

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it very unlikely i know we were recovering from

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harsh harsh recovery but everything i have here january 1st 8 30 p.m

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problem [Music] twice in 25.

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you win technicality january 1st of the new year is year in

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the new year so we went to walwari on the new year then we took my niece with us

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you know camping required permitting so if the weather is permitting

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it's not it's not per it's not precipitate we don't say the artwork if it's not if there's no precipitation

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it smells nice what smells like the bag what a bag that's going to hold my [ __ ]

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who cares i care whatever anyway i don't want to bag

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fries

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we're pretty clean and we always do hands across america every time we leave the campsite just for all the garbage and little

1:03:38

things we might have left behind we do we leave it better than we found always folks if we

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when it comes time to leave always leave the place in better condition than what you found it

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in you'll you'll be welcomed back with open arms more than anything even in a

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worse position burn into the ground so there won't be any of this and nobody will ever even think it was you and if

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they accuse you say they're racist and they're

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a

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uh be in love with and attracted to

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all right so here's here's what i'm going to say today don't have really one train of thought

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on this trainings

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it's not about this [ __ ] business who you love and who you don't love and who you like and you don't like and

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remember when people make the one of the biggest mistakes people make

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is giving a [ __ ] about what other people think if you're not surrounded by people who

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are going to support you and be there for you even when you're doing the most ridiculous [ __ ] stupid [ __ ]

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if your friends are not going to say bro don't let them call it stupid [ __ ] that that's [ __ ] awesome let's do it yeah

1:05:38

[ __ ] it because if it fails it fails if it works it works but your friends should be here to support you and lift

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you up i say that because anybody who says

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it's not about claiming anything it says you love who you love who gives a [ __ ] but here's

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we're going to be precise we're only being precise because

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of people who are making it a point to give a [ __ ] that's the only reason anybody

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you know oh did you marry your wife only because she's a jew and that's that's a very that's kind of like weird you know

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why couldn't you marry anybody

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is

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okay

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no

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i'm thinking oh [ __ ] um

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wow i mean listen like uh uh

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wanda from uh

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um

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uh

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three times

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no why because she's a woman i wouldn't have gone on a date with her to begin with

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no because i'm gay and i like i'd also right i mean what i'm saying

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[Music]

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so that implies they went on at least three days if they had sex sure maybe maybe one you know some old fashioned

1:10:21

like that you know you ain't getting it until three days five three days three dates you're having sex

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um

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all right and there was a penis and he still went through it yeah then you're not straight you're not straight

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because

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and i don't know that you're a trans female to male and you don't tell me and it comes time to have sex

1:11:02

i'm gonna leave you wherever the [ __ ] we are no ride no uber money no nothing i'm

1:11:08

gonna leave you with a [ __ ] salute and a good luck

1:11:24

her charlie sterling if you're listening i'm going to drink your dirty bath water right because you're understanding you are three women that my husband would

1:11:32

tell me i don't care

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it was not on

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foreign

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is

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yeah she's relatively pretty you know she's objectively pretty i would say yeah

1:12:19

[Music]

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there's two other women there's two more women

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but this is probably the biggest thing i'm gonna ever say these two women yeah this is like no way there's no doubt in

1:12:46

anybody's mind that i'm gay china

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um but she was one and i know a lot of people don't know this but the new series of american

1:13:09

gladiators there was a character on there called helga and she had the [ __ ] pigtails jesus

1:13:15

christ she could have thrown me against the wall and just rape me if she wanted to okay oh and jesus

1:13:21

forgot about her oh that's another one gina carano gina carano if you're listening you can beat me up any time

1:13:26

you want no no my husband

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don't offend my girlfriend

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okay um

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looks like a dying fish

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i i like they're not quirky

1:15:11

[Music] i think we're thinking of two different people because you know was played by

1:15:17

that girl well then now she's a transgender female to male or that's how she

1:15:23

identifies that yeah

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right

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so watch the show she's in like the living room

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you don't have to rank them just give it away

1:16:40

usually those are the ones who spend more time that's right

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is

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i don't think she's um think she i think megan fox is kind of she always looks like she's wet

1:17:20

and all her pictures she looks like she's always glistening and always kind of moist

1:17:26

it's just

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oh

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um

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um

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i don't know why but smokeshield for me is definitely smoking

1:18:38

think most people are um that's like of course yes you think you're not even you know who cares

1:18:45

um you're not you're not gonna you're not gonna top the whole annie kendrick looking like i'm telling you it's the

1:18:52

way it is

1:19:06

other five is i love chris knowlth while he was in six of the city dude oh oh my god mr big complete smoke show

1:19:15

now i don't know now he looks like a history teacher but you know oh my god while he wasn't sexy in the city

1:19:20

complete smoke show uh race even said let me see chris noth um

1:19:27

oh oh what's his what's his name um ham jonathan is it jonah

1:19:49

like the side of his arm and just like tell me a story about back when men were men

1:19:55

what did he know

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and at the end of the story

1:20:22

so that's three um i don't know

1:20:27

i don't like pretty boys i don't like these guys who are real

1:20:39

you know no makeup and frills and [ __ ] and nonsense just

1:20:50

[Music]

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like smears what's that no what's the bottled cheese

1:21:37

for america

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wait who's [ __ ] who um

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i

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