Wrack Your Brain Episode 14

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This is a show about everything and nothing. Part politics, part satire, all bourbon. Join Dominick Leon and Charles Fuks as they muse about current events, social issues, and whatever surfaces from the depths of their minds. If you walk away thinking about something in a different way: comment, like, share, subscribe, follow us, check out our links, sponsor us, send us something in the mail! In this episode we discuss climate change, famous people we would sleep with, johnny depp, and as always a random assortment of other things; enjoy. 

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Transcript

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[Music]

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ladies and gentlemen welcome to june 2nd 2022

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we are the host of rockybrand podcast i'm charles fuchs and i'm dominic leong and tonight we are talking about a whole

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host of things as we usually do uh one of one of my friends recently actually a work colleague and then a

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friend in the last two days have have said that that we go down too many tangents and too many rabbit holes but

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that's just uh that's just who you have as as your hosts

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and uh you know we just gotta roll with it so here is the first topic uh potential guests that that we may may have in the

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show bob hope uh he did maybe

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uh is betty white betty white might show up but betty white's dead too oh yeah

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she was taken at the end of 2021 joan rivers how about um oh yeah

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jane fonda no no i wonder why he says no

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you know supposedly that's an urban legend what happened during vietnam with her it's not she's done she's it's it's uh

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you can look it up what did she's uh what's he call her um vietnam jane or whatever the hell hanoi

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james knows what they call her yeah no no it's you can look it up i i don't know i've researched it and it seems that

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um it seems that that that story may not be uh all it's all

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it's made out to me i'm just gonna have to deal with it so um

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anyway you know if jane finally wants to be on the show i i would i'm not gonna say no

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to anybody within reason within reason they gave jane fonda wants to be on the show that's what i'm going to call out sick

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that day like ah gotta help i gotta help people watch tv what about um

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oh my god the the oh my god what are the kardashian dad

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the one who transitioned oh um oh what's what's her name oh my god

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caitlyn jenner caitlyn jenner yes how about caitlyn jenner yeah sure yeah you would have caitlyn jones over

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jane fonda 100 interesting okay now is it because caitlyn jenner was running as a republican for governor in california

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yes uh i'll be right back

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[Applause]

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take a short pause

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yeah we're live i know we're live but we've got adult beverages and i'm tired

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so you get tired dominic today

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uh research that research what hey uh even the dog tommy

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what's her research again

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oh my god

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[Music]

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even the dog what do you want me to research what do you want us to research

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research of that i don't know what that is yeah that's what i want to know that's what i'm trying to find out

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oh oh hold on yeah let's see if you said something else no you didn't say anything

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i don't know what you said evan but we're happy to research anything that you want here at rocky bridge podcast so

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but here's here's who i have lined up or is it potential actually

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no no it's she's she's not really i think she's super super famous but um

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she is a licensed sexologist who wrote a book about sexology

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really yeah and so um i had asked her if she can jump on tonight she said it's a little bit too

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soon but we're talking the next couple weeks having having her on okay she asked me what the topic would be i said whatever's whatever's you know important

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to her whatever she wants to talk about whatever she considers important i gave her an outline of what our show

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is right social social issues politics hunting camping shopping lifestyles is what i called it of the rich and famous

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soon of in the future you know what i mean

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we still have in theory if i want to reach out to that that panamanian convict you mean the american who's in a

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so we have to come up with like a strategy for for i don't know like like a guest strategy

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so for example uh we'll we'll have to ask them if they're any topics that are off limits uh we'll have to ask them to to provide

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some bios you know for us to introduce them you know it's a whole thing this is a

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whole new chapter in the rocky burn podcast where it's about to be the things we do to get our viewers and

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listeners to make them happy are rabid fans rabid fans not avid rabid rabbit because they

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foam at the mouth when they when they see our content out of anger or

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a little bit of a little bit of b yeah now tick tock

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well tick tock doesn't allow but i don't know if if youtube i don't think youtube allows firearms in

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i don't believe so in right like unless you're at a range i think it doesn't have to be in a controlled situation which

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doesn't make and that's and that's a sticky like a little that's a slippery slope to go down well it is i mean so so

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you you have people who we can talk about them we can't i um well just like you you can't say the

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actual word for on alive notice that no that's right now on the actual word for it on on

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social media hopefully elon musk will borrow his a you can't say essay

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like like um uh uh harmful physical contact

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uh no uh situational awareness though no oh yeah that's right

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harmful physical contact that's what i said you didn't make connection no i didn't make the connection yet anyway

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um yeah you have to you have to i think uh you have to come up with euphemisms which is crazy like this is this is the

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state of cancer culture where where you can't you can't talk about something openly even if it's from an earnest

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place right like even if you're not like trying to be uh harmful or or yeah we're not trying to explain violence

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we're not trying to promote any kind of violent nature or not trying to get people to harm others

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i truly believe that you know any kind of conversation should be allowed to happen

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you know but in the context the context of the conversation needs to be clear and as long as we're not you know

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trying to get people to harm one another yeah as long as we're not you know intentionally i don't know uh um

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i don't know what the word is like like emotionally harming a victim for example right i mean it

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it's controversial and and even emotionally charged topics should not be off limits

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like it's crazy that that there's sensors censorship like that

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anyway uh i think that's those are the only guests we have we have lined up nobody nobody else just yet let's talk

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about global warming and how hot it's been here in our undisclosed location first of all i've lowered the

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temperature okay it's down i mean outside oh outside it's it's pretty pretty sweltering

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but there's also this global warming it's sarcastic

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no no i don't believe in it either but you know people out there want to believe you can believe whatever you want to believe i think

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the planet changes climate because it always has you know we go through ice age and then

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hot temperatures and the climate the climate is going to change because that's the nature of the planet what do

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you know about and by the way the reason i said climb the reason global warming is nothing is because global warming is

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an outdated term for um anthropo anthropogenic climate change um

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that's the that's the the that is a thesaurus word right there not even a 35 cent that's not the 55 cent disorder so

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that's maybe even a dollar 99 cent store the source

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so say it again anthropogenic climate change wow i know it means human

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generated climate change anthropogenic i think i think it's pretty sure it's anthropogenic now i do it hold on i do

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believe that humans we are contributing to it but i don't think that the climate change is anything

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i don't think the climate change is solely the the fault of people because the the

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climate on this planet [Music] there are people out there believe in that that nobody says solely even even

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the most hardcore even greta thundberg right didn't she say she went all that she

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went through all that trouble to bring climate change awareness and then she got caught singing a song

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saying you can you can shove your climate crisis up your ass what oh yeah i got i gotta fact

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check that no i'm looking forward well not right now it's not instead important surely sure okay fine but while you're

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while you're looking at it um but no i i don't think i'm exaggerating when i say nobody nobody's saying humans are the

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sole cause of climate change there there there are multiple

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multiple sources of the factors that contribute to to climate

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change however it is it in in my assessment and in many

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others it has been proven pretty much without beyond the shadow there it is

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i can't see anything you can shove your climate crisis off

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your arse you can shove your private crisis off your arms you can shove your planet crisis you can

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shove your climate crisis you can shut your climate crisis of your own

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[Applause] what's the context again i don't care enough to talk about that right now but

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so it's it's been it's been demonstrably shown wow say that again demonstrably i

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am just amazed by these big words that you're throwing out today it's i talk good

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it's been demonstrably shown you sure do tell good yeah i like the way you talk

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taco look good good spit good so uh yeah i mean it's it's so so let's

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make an analogy what do you know about car repair manual okay

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how do you figure out what's wrong with the car several different ways i mean

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first you have to determine what do you like what are you in there for what's the car doing

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i don't know it's broken what's broken on it meaning i don't know i don't know cars i just know i've got a

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broken car that's not too far from the truth it's it's not but i'm trying to say give me

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this give me a scenario okay no no can you drive to the mechanic uh yeah okay so if you can drive to the

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mechanics probably not something uh within the the the wheels themselves

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or the rotors or the mechanics of it actually moving nothing wrong with this drive shaft look at your you're

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we're gonna go does that mean very specific i i know but you didn't answer it correctly all right i never i don't

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trust it i never don't diagnose a problem tell me how you would go about diagnosing a problem

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well i mean just like i said you have to if you walk into a hospital obviously your negative your legs

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[Music] we've now switched to medicine and you get you've given another another like

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example versus a process right like again you just said how do i diagnose a problem

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okay for example if i tell you how do you put your pants on you say for example um i pull my pants up no that's

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no you've pulled your pants up you didn't explain the process okay the process is i put my pants on the floor

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both holes open put both my feet in there and then i pull my pants out i don't do the one leg

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at a time thing i don't have time for that sometimes i'll even sew the bottom of my

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pants to my shoes okay when i pull so you're able to explain in general terms how you put pants on

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versus like specific pants right like if they're baggy or whatever uh so describe

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how one goes about diagnosing what's wrong with the car like i said

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when you first things first as a mechanic if you drove to me i already know that it's not

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certain things unless it's you know you i have to determine the same thing when the doctor

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check if you all right when the mechanic sees you drive in the assumption is the drive shaft is fine and the wheels are

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fine as long as they're the rotors are not wobbly so that's part of the diagnosis i rule that out then i listen

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to the customer what is your car doing or not doing and they say well usually it's like oh it's

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making a noise if it's a knocking noise it's somewhere in there back up i don't care if it's knocking

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those i don't care what noise is it they go we'll continue with the process part of the diagnosis is you have to

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listen then because okay cool okay so so so far we've we've got we've got and uh

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i identify how somebody brought in a vehicle uh then ask ask the person why they brought the vehicle

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um if it's a noise then you you try to listen for the noise okay keep going

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well and then if the noise only make if the car only makes the noise while it's moving or

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does the car make the noise no but not only that but if the car is

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only making the noise when it's moving i can also determine where the noise is coming from and then i can

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follow up and say okay well here's the problem if the car is you just you know hear where the noise is coming from yeah

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because that's it if if i if the car is only making the noise when it's in motion then it's

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either the transmission or one of the bearings or the rotors of the wheels okay

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it's a noise during movement it's only a noise during movement you said two things then i'm trying to know what then you

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know what's wrong with it not yet i have that right then i have to lift where if it only makes a noise when the car is

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moving i have to determine where the noise is coming from the wheel wells like is it coming from the wheels is it

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coming from the transmission or the drive shaft and that's easy to determine usually the mechanic will drive it a

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little bit to see if they can figure it out still listening they're still listening and if they can determine where the noise is coming from it's

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simply right and then let's say you know the wheels right and then once you take the wheel apart hold on hold on you just

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said we're at the step of listening to the noise you sit from you you hear where the noise is coming from and then you know where what what the problem no

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okay keep going still don't know still don't know but i've determined where the noise is coming from

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i go to the source of the noise and once i've taken then you start to disassemble the vehicle disassemble the vehicle

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in that particular area and once i've disassembled it i can then pinpoint the source of the noise tell you what the

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problem is and then proceed to fix it okay and let's say let's say the person who brought the car says

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whatever you tell them to drive shaft and they say no it could be anything like there's

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lots of reasons cars break down cars just break down they just break down over time that's a factor cars just break down you don't know what's wrong

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with it how can you know what's wrong with it they just break down over time what would you say to them if somebody said that to you i'm the

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mechanic here okay but like like give me a little bit a little bit now if somebody said if a mechanic told me oh

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cars just break down i'm like listen no no no mechanic the person who brought the car right and they say oh cars break

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down all the time if i'm a mechanic i'm going to take you for a ride i mean i'm like well everything is there i can't understand

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that but like like what would like what's the logical response like somebody says how can you possibly know

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what's wrong with it because that's why i went to mechanic school to

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figure out what's broken on the car to be able to fix it but how do you know what's wrong with

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the car by just doing everything i just explained how to do you you pinpoint the source of the problem

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okay i think i think we've gotten as as close as as we're going to get are you looking for us

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no no no well i mean yes and no the the the

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um process-based answer to how could you possibly know things just happen is

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i went through a process and it's it's it's the the process identifies what's

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wrong with it it's the the the fact that something else could be

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wrong with it um or i'm sorry whether or not something else is wrong with it is there's an

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infinitely small chance because we went through the process and the process indicated x

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here's what we're getting with all that well actually two things right you you're actually two things you you said

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it correctly one of the things is the fact that you're you're the expert and you know what the process is

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right so that's that's that's the first thing with with climate change there are

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special human beings called climatologists that's another climatology that's another that's a it's

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a 35 the thesaurus um and it is their job

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through through training and experience to to know about these things more than anybody else that's why they

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are called climatologists i'm not a climatologist not a climatologist okay these are the same climatologists that have been clearing

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rebecca making claims since the 19th sixties and fifties we can get there we can get them but let's let's let's back up so let's talk

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about um the idea of subject matter experts um but also

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also to the second to the second point about process-based

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conclusions in the case of climatologists it's science and in particular

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they have through through years of analysis and conducting studies and research they

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have i identified not just like they've learned a lot about factors that that as related to

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climate and and um uh climate there's another one no not seasons but um

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climate and weather that's that's a climate of weather okay so uh what what they've determined

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is that is that there is a strong correlation and they've determined causation between certain gases in an

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atmosphere and the amount of heat that an atmosphere retains right

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greenhouse gases is i think that's still the term right how did they determine that well

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they started with and i don't know all the details but they started with in some cases uh uh laboratory studies like

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okay they have a balloon and i'm not kind of making it up but they'll have a balloon uh and it'll have one gas and

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they'll have another balloon and have another gas and then they measure the temperature like this is you have to be a rocket scientist to

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understand this like you measure the temperature that certain gases can hold and they determine that carbon monoxide

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and carbon dioxide are some of the strongest um strongest greenhouse gases because they'll hold on to the

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temperature okay well how can that be verified how can that be tested well

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uh here's here's one way we know that carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide is some of the strongest greenhouse

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greenhouse gases venus is an extremely hot planet and the the atmosphere venus is

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predominantly carbon monoxide carbon dioxide now some people say well it's closer to the sun yeah but not

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not by enough right because we know what the habitable zone of of a solar system is like what distance from a certain

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size star will result in certain temperatures of the planet right

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and so that's that's one way to to at least get closer to an indication of being right what's another one

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okay uh well for the last 150 years something like that ev every every year

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in more and more places every year humanity has been reporting the average

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temperature of the planet okay well we know what the trend of the climate and and weather is okay and we've been

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recording weather meticulously for for many many years okay then they're like okay well we know what

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gases hold on to temperature we we know that having certain gases in an atmosphere

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will hold on to temperature well what gas do we have in our temperature and they [ __ ] stick a cup in the air and i'm exaggerating but they

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stick a cup and then they're like oh what gases are in this in this and and for many years they've been testing the

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amount of carbon monoxide carbon dioxide and other and other um greenhouse gases and

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mathem quantitatively mathematical mathematically like by measurement they've been saying it's been going up

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ah okay we know certain gases hold up to temperature we know it's been going up we know the planet has been warming up

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okay now now we're getting somewhere right like so far there's nothing unless you're like no the scientists are

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either lying or their methods are incorrect by by measurement unless you're going to go that far so far

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there's nothing to disagree with now we get to a place of where we say okay cool

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oh i'm sorry let's go back here's another thing um

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scientists have ways of measuring the temperature of earth or i'm sorry at least the the um

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not measuring the temperature of it but like deducing the temperature of the earth in different stages of earth's

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history okay how do they do that well uh they know certain plants and animals

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live just from today just from observing today you have certain tropical plants and animals you've certain colder

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climate and what are the characteristics of those and we have a a geological not

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not just a geological but like an archaeological record of plants and animals okay well at certain

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points in history with a lot of tropical plants and animals at other points in history we have a lot of okay so they

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they they can they can deduce that now they they didn't stick this thermometer in a time machine and go back a billion

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years but this is the structure of the planet up the planet's s yeah right exactly no

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they didn't do that but they can they can deduce okay so now now we know that does the planet have an [ __ ]

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yeah some people would say it's the south some people would say florida

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close neighbors because we're not far from florida so in our undisclosed bunker okay in l.a

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right so so now we've now we've come to the point of saying okay we know the planet is getting warmer we know why the

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planet is getting warmer or what the variable that causes it it's this it's your farts it's it's your

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[ __ ] and it's and it's and it's greenhouse gases okay so now the question is where are these

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gases coming from because it could be the plant the planet could be [ __ ] farting cow farts

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not even caffeine it could be volcanoes according to aoc it's the california it could be

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uh do you know what that guy don't change

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i'm going to resist i'm going to resist i'm going to resist it this time just as one time i'm going to resist let's let's

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finish off climate change so that's what you'll see in the california we'll we'll get back to the cow farts and we'll get back to experts in various fields

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whether or not because aoc is an expert in california um

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okay so i i hope there is i hope schmerz is going to be proud that i didn't take any

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of your any of your threads okay so let's let's round off now the question remains where's where's all this gas

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coming from it's possible that the the planet legitimately is farting through volcanoes right that's a source of

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sulfur dioxide and all these dioxide gas uh of carbons not just the volcanoes above land but the ones below above all

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the oceans yeah that's right there's thousands of active volcanoes on this planet that is true

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so so the question the question remains where is this gas coming from

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and they've done the studies for this okay so they they uh they met they take they take samples of of the the air in

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various parts of the planet they identify what percent of this carbon carbon dioxide and other gases and then

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they start to molecularly analyze those greenhouse gases in different

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parts of the world well it turns out different sources of carbon have different um

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i forgot what the term it's like a molecular weight but like you know if you've ever carbon 12 carbon 14 you've heard these things

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different mass yeah exactly different strokes for different folks different strokes for different muscles no anyway

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um so so they know there are believe it or not there are different types of carbon there's different types of

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nitrogen oxygen and all the rest and then they they they they go to a volcano and they [ __ ] stick a hose up

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up earth's ass and they say what is the what are the green volcanoes in florida

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not that i know no so so they they stick a test tube in there and they go i don't know where the

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earth's [ __ ] is it's uh right is it yosemite it's in yosemite and they got that what

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is it called oh

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yeah yellowstone and they have like the the that's like the big the world's biggest volcano but it's like it doesn't have

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the thing it doesn't come up it's not i don't think it's the world's biggest and so what are you talking about as a caldera yes it's a massive volcano that

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doesn't come up into a dome it's so massive that it's like flat and there's a handful of calderas on the planet

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there's no if that one blows i think this country's not just the country i think the planet it's like a it's like a

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yeah i think the next [ __ ] it is like super duper big it's gonna block out the sun and all that

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okay so like the persian army did like the to the the athenians

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or like um yeah i guess like like they did to any of the greeks like they did to the spartans

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the spartans yeah that's what i said if he means he had a spartan that's what he meant as all you can tell you can tell that

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he's the brains i'm just pretty faced he's a pretty face and muscle uh in the bra so uh and then so then

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they they look at the different uh types of those carbon of those

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greenhouse gases they say okay well what's the source and they they they look at the change over time so

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they okay today it's it's uh you know ten percent volcano and and ninety

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percent cars then they stick a tip to the test test tube up a car's ass and up earth's ass

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and up a tree's ass and up a cow's ass and they identify the percentage

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of those greenhouse gases in the air from those different sources they can they can pinpoint it's it's

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uh laboratory testing and then as time goes on we look at the changes

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in the percent of the composition of those greenhouse gases and they've determined that

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an overwhelming majority are coming from human-based sources now let's talk about

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cow farts i don't know the exact number but it's it's at least 40 if not 50 percent it's

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not it's enough aoc probably doesn't it's a significant percentage

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of human connected greenhouse gases

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that come from agriculture or uh or horticulture specifically because it's

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from it's from raising animals um and of the horticulture it's it's a

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great great percentage of cows so in effect yeah cow farts are raising or raising

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earth's temperature and why why we have so many cows because of humans there would be so many cows in in the wild if

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it wasn't for us or not that they're in the wild but there wouldn't be so many cows on this planet anyway uh let's talk

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about experts you go to the doctor i think weren't you

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an expert who looks pretty good that's right you go to the doctor i do i go to

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several doctors and they all stick thermometers up my ass yeah but you ask them to i prefer it

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yeah it's not even for the temperature they can take that but through the skin from the forehead he just says doc stick it

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stick it out now i want it to be very accurate i'm pretty sure skin is or at least the

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ear eardrum is right but the [ __ ] never lies

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doc i'm ready for my prostate exam we just did it last week yeah i'm ready for it again doc i'm ready for my prostate exam i'm

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an allergy specialist yeah but you know

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just get back there anyway you know there's some people who think

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that you don't need to listen to experts there are some people that do that yeah they do think that you don't listen well

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i don't think that makes any sense you have to listen to experts but it depends on what expert you're listening

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to and for what reason oh evan the dog sent us roses i don't i don't know it looks like he left we have 283 likes

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that's awesome french french hog french keyhog joined

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what's up french but they're gone are

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are you watching obi-wan kenobi not yet don't tell me anything about it i haven't started it yet don't don't

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don't and then i watched the first three episodes last night i don't want to hear about it i'm not going to tell you about it i have i had seen some spoilers myself

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because [ __ ] tick-tock i have to yeah but uh it's pretty good i know one thing

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about it that darth vader apparently always knew where

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obi-wan was and never never in the canon don't shake your head i'm not talking about the

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series in canon because i'm a star wars geek no no canon is like the entire story

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from start to finish even no this is pre disney this is the story

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from when it started no disney this is canon meaning the very beginning of the story the continuity

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from the beginning all the way disney took over much later i'm talking about it

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but when disney took over you spoke a lot about california ten seconds ten seconds i just want to be precise

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when disney took over they said a lot of things that exit for a lot of them books and some other things

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whatever existed before we took over is no longer canon they're calling it legends

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there's legends but canon in canon darth vader always knew where obi-wan was and never pursued him and allowed

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him to live because he believed he was in exile and left him alone didn't want to bother

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with him and where where in what source is that like

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yeah tell me what sources it's in the books and the books are not canon the books are now called legends

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because of disney yeah i'm talking about the books pre-disney which are not candid like literally look look up just

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don't don't take my word for it look it up you're the expert i'm not look it up no you just said you fact check the

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grenada thunderbird you better fact check this i can't do it because my phone but anyway moving on obi-wan kenobi is a series i

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haven't started so i don't want to know anything about it i want to watch it let me bury from into virginia so let me

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borrow your phone now just give me goddamn phone you know why won't you fight i saw once

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i saw one scene where obi-wan was on the same transport as boba fett are you and

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and didn't even notice that was a lie no it's in a scene i watched the scene

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i think that's from a fake trailer i'm not kidding they do fake trailers though you know no no but it's on that's

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in the scene he's drinking some kind of a water thing obi-wan sitting there with his hood on and some kind of a train

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like a looks like a like a not a rickshaw but like you know when like one

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of those animals are pulling the thing behind and he's and boba fett's sitting kind of to the

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front of it and bobby runs to the back on the opposite side but that's from a fake trailer i'm telling you i don't

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know i know you saw it i mean i'm not denying you saw it with your eyes it could be a fake trailer i saw it but

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yeah it could be a fake trailer can i tell it's not a spoiler no it's not that spoiler

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it's a fun scene it's just a fun scene but is that a spoiler it does nothing

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about this but it's such a neat scene oh i'm sure it is and i'm gonna get to see it when i

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watch it let me just tell you no way i want you to tell me i'm horrible i'm so bad i know ah it's when open one

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loses a norm anyway oh i'm kidding it's a joke he doesn't lose

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another yes maybe he does maybe not he doesn't he fights darth vader when he's an old man and still has both of his arms and they're both human arms that

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you know did you know from the movies maybe it's a

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very realistic synthetic no

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anyway um what's what's next on the agenda oh

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somebody joined somebody joined uh oh and the dogs having the dog again

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or french dog i don't know i can't tell who's who's in here maybe somebody who's been here before has joined us again

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um we just talked about uh spoilers from obi-wan kenobi we were talking about it no he didn't how he loses an arm and a

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leg in episode three [ __ ] uh if you're a fan of star wars um if

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you're not i'm i'm sorry for you um did you watch boba fett by the way of course i did i watched a handful of episodes i

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watched the entire season last season and um it was the first they've only done one

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well yeah yeah but i mean the uh i was a little it wasn't what i was expecting

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and the first couple of episodes were nice but then the the end of the season just turned out to be a lot about the

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mandalorian so i'm really not into it it's a tie-in but

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most of the scenes at the end of boba fett this the series had more of the mandalorian than it

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actually had been learned from the middle earth yeah yeah look [ __ ] amanda he was because i mean

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if you watch the boba fett at the end and there's a lot of scenes

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that happened in the mandalorian that boba fett was a part of you just don't see it for example

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when uh what's what's her name din sharon or didn't in danger denjarin not denjaran the other the other uh

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the other assassin the female that helps boba fett i forgot her name um who is a former

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um rebel uh rebel no no stormtrooper let's remember so anyway she gets shot and you

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see the legs walking towards her in the mandalorian but you don't know who it is and some assume that it was maf gideon

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but when you watch boba fett you realize it was boba fett walking towards her and at some point she was trying to kill

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him but when she rescues her and saves her life now she teams up with him as we know in boba fett

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but that yeah but when that happens from the mandalorian it it you see it happen in part in boba

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fett so we know that you know all these scenes all these things going on are

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kind of tied in and you know oh thank you and eventually boba fett

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does team up with the mandalorian they help each other because this is the way

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and a lot of cool [ __ ] happens but again at the end of boba fett in this first

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season it just seemed like the last few episodes were all about the mandalorian not boba fett and plus

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you think of boba fett you don't think him as like this kind of soft kind of guy he's a he's a

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you know he's a bounty hunter but he's kind of trying you try spending a few

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weeks or however long he did in the [ __ ] sarlacc pit and see if that changes your personality and i'm married so yeah that's the [ __ ] sarlacc

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i don't care if you're married that is the [ __ ] sarlacc pit you'd yeah you'll you'll be digested

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over 30 years and yes over a thousand years and always trying to find a way out until the [ __ ] sarlacc just

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consumes you and makes you a part of them their their their self-awareness oh jesus oh their consciousness

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yeah that's married life i'm i'm not moving past the fact that you don't know the difference between canon

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and legends what are you talking about as as it relates to star wars you don't

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know the difference between canon and legends what's star wars

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no idea what you're talking about you know the on the radio if this was a radio show they would call that dead air

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you can't have silence on the radio i know but you're talking about something i'm not even aware of what is you tell about star trek yeah on the part of your

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phone no the other difference between uh warp drive and hyper drive

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no i'm not going to tell you because you don't know [ __ ] about it all right but tell me trekkie come on warp drive

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hyperdrive i know warp drive is what star trek uses and and hyperdrive is what star wars uses you know services that's right i've

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heard just people mention it interesting but that is that exactly what you just said is correct here's the difference and there's

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there's some our track uses warp speed warp travel that's right so there's um there's somebody that i follow on

38:52

well actually i don't i don't follow her i don't really follow many people but there's somebody who's videos i've seen

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and she probably keeps coming up because i've stopped and watched her videos and she talks about the science behind star

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trek did you know that

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in star trek not only was it the first interracial kissed on tv yes but also their little communicators

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were women's compacts that they could have put together to look like a communicator but those are the first

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communicators in star trek they were women's makeup compacts that they used to simulate that that's pretty cool

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and yeah i did know about the uh the first interruptional kiss on television yeah lieutenant ahora and captain james

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t james tiberius kirk now did they invent that last name for uh

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for the for the jj app no not not the last name the middle name did they make up the middle

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name for the jj abrams star trek is that that's the first time i had heard it tiberius yeah no that's his name that's

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that's from that's from star it's from the original they said his middle name yeah i'm curious are you sure have you seen i've

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focused closer i've only seen like three episodes of the original series the original series only had four seasons

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but five seasons yes but his name is james tiberius kirk and his name comes up if you watch the

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original series his name comes up when he first becomes you don't see when he first becomes a

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captain of the of the enterprise but they are talking about how he became the captain because in the

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beginning of the of the cup the first couple of episodes of the original star trek

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um this is where spock and kirk still had that kind of uh they were friends

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but they were like hey you know i know you cheated on the on this test kind of thing which everybody knows

40:41

about kobayashi yes and if you don't know spock's skin color was very different it ends up in

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the pilot in the pilot and then they kind of change it a little bit because his personality was different too his

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personality was very much more robotic no it was he was actually more human it was like like he had a personality he

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was like excited and then he became yeah more vulcan so but they do mention his his middle

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name is tiberius okay and they also mention it in the movies [Music]

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okay maybe i've actually never seen any of the original movies um you've never you've never seen

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anything i've seen like bits and pieces of the voyage home and the search for spock

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and like i mean i've seen bits and pieces of wrath of khan and i of course i know the story is

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right khan and the you're fact checking that look up legends versus canon please star trek

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please please for if anybody's still with us in the life please for dominic's clarification tell

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him what uh star trek if you if you know if you're kind of a nerd like us

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um if you know star trek uh canon versus versus legends because

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1974 it's when they mentioned it for the first time

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so clearly i'm not as much of a nerd as as you asked iberians i

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to be honest i've never seen their two star trek

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shows that i've seen from start to finish voyager

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and enterprise everything else oh and actually um i think back to three uh what's the discovery so i've seen star

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trek discovery from from start to finish all is that the one with steve back is the scott bakula that's starcher

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enterprise i never watched the one with this that was good i i liked that one people

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weren't like crazy fans of it but i i liked it i i so i i always appreciate a

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prequel when they make references to its sequel especially when the prequel comes

42:46

up before the sequel of all the star trek movies i got to tell you though the the when they remade them was j.j abrams

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made the free when he remade that and that came out that was

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it was much much better than i thought it was going to be and just the cinematography of it the

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way like i because i watched it in imax the movie theater oh my god it was so good well that's so good the the joke

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with jj abrams is the people with some they call it lens flares that like the the

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[Music] well you know when you're looking at a light and you see like glare yeah

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when it's in i have astigmatism so i always see a glitch right so when you see it in in intentionally in movies

43:27

it's called it's called lens flare because that's what they they use these particular ones anyway uh he's obsessed with lens flares

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and like all of the i think a lot of his movies have have ones he's used that also in transformers i think

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not so much very heavy in the star trek film i just thought the star trek films

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were phenomenal they were very good the old ones and the new ones you can't can't speak to the old ones

43:53

because i'm not i'm not 50 years old so there's this there is a scene

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in the movie about it's uh what is it the one when they go

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save the whales and they're on the bus

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and spock does the vulcan death grip or the vulcan you know vulcan death grip whatever is

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it called that guy not the death grip it's the vulcan grip whatever to the punk rocker in the

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bus with the music fast forward to the latest star trek movie

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that same punk rocker is again on a bus much older with the radio

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somebody tells them to turn it down and the punk rocker and it's the same guy who played the punk rock as a kid saying

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now he's an old man and he's playing same punk rocker character and he's got his music somebody tells

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him it was it was the captain of the enterprise which is a female now tells him to turn it down yeah tells him

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to turn it down and he immediately turns it down it's funny and he says okay i'm sorry i just really

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liked that song and then he does the movement like he remembered what sparked into him when he was a kid well okay so

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um do you want to see this one i'm i'm so confused in which movie hold on i will show you

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you know it's a good thing we have a camera recording yeah because what i need to do i need to compile every time i heard you

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say something and then i say two minutes later oh but you said whatever and you're like i didn't say that i'm gonna

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this is gonna be a montage i'm gonna go back through every every episode and be

45:30

like this is you don't hear yourself or you don't remember and it's extremely frustrating that is the effects of adult

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beverages uh perhaps anyway well while he's looking that up

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let's let's let's tune in so this is the here's the theme

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so that's roger got it okay

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[Music]

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[Applause] [Music]

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no that's it's hilarious but what is that and now we're going to go to it it is punk from the voyage home and star

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trek picard kirk cameo all right and it is the ih kirk thatcher cameo oh no that's that's

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the name of the guy and i am going to find now

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that scene's name or the the where it's coming from is it a movie or a show i'm going to

47:06

look that up now okay let's see anybody anybody else doing the the live no still no new new viewers we still have one one

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person checking this out i'm gonna i'm just gonna stand up i'm curious to see who that is

47:18

is it i don't see any viewers but it says one person is in here that is interesting

47:25

that is interesting okay so it looks like nobody's in here with us that's sad

47:31

[Music] as a reminder to those uh listening on on the podcast platform i actually think

47:36

that's a cameo for youtube uh we're doing a tic toc live as we record so you know if we're saying something that

47:42

sounds strange it's probably because we're checking on the tic tac clip all right what's up you know who that is that's seven of

47:48

nine i yes i do i think but i think that's more of a just a scene that they recorded and i don't

47:54

know if it's from a movie because oh you think it might have been just like a like a yeah like a thing like a parody kind of thing but it's the same guy

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because where's that that the the one who's sitting next to seven of line where's she from uh i don't know i didn't really pay

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attention to her too much she looked very familiar i just don't know where she's from

48:12

didn't seven of nine fight the rock in an episode in an episode of what in an episode of what is it

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yeah pretty sure the rock played an alien and she fought him maybe but yeah if that's true i wasn't

48:24

working but who is that look at the chick just just just find out find that actress because i'm now very curious where where

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i've seen her in star trek from let me see

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anyway uh we're about 50 minutes in we're we're getting close to the end of

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of episode 13 and we haven't really talked about anything yeah

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she looks so familiar you know have you seen her before i don't know where she's from i know seven of nine but look at her seven of nine doesn't have the

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markings on her face like from seven of nine uh toward the toward the end of

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voyager i believe she removed her implants if i'm not mistaken um i could be wrong

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[Applause] let's see yeah here it is seven versus the rock

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can't believe it yeah but i mean i want you to see because you say that i you know i don't remember anything

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oh so many ads on on youtube we can say youtube but tick tock see

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here it is they're in like this you know kind of makeshift but do we do we recognize the rock or is

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he in prosthetics you reckon look at him how can you how can you miss him and he's young there i know young finn

49:41

rock oh my god nothing he's got that he's got like just maybe two prosthetics on his five yeah yeah yeah that's a big

49:47

forehand he must have still been a wrestler yes transitioning to acting that is a six finger forehead right

49:52

there is this his first acting role i don't know that is a bad question because who cares

49:58

i'm very curious just just google the rock's first acting world also while you're at it canon vs legends star trek

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i just want you to see what the difference is

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no it was beyond the mat and then it was the mummy returns 2001 ah yes mommy

50:19

returned and then the scorpion king that's right it was just and then yeah and then he was doing the uh i think

50:25

like cameos and tv spots or whatever okay what were you saying about legends

50:34

dead space dead air dead air that's right it's a good thing we're not on the radio yeah yeah although i do have a

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face for radio you do and i have a voice for nvr you do have that sweaty balls kind of

50:47

thing all right uh we have time for one more topic

50:52

all right choose choose wisely uh

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what's what's the line choose the method of your destruction you get the you know the reference no

51:05

choose the method of your destruction ghostbusters two no the first one the first one by zul yes zul says that jews

51:14

and maybe that's exactly what's like yeah another choose the the form of the destructor

51:19

oh yeah choose the form and then the state puffy yes that's right they're like uh you know empty your minds empty

51:24

your minds and they're like rey all right to choose the form of your destructor

51:33

there is no god only zuul did you see you saw the

51:39

the uh afterlife ghostbusters afterlife right i did not not yet i heard it was okay yeah only because

51:46

some of the original cast was in there minus

51:56

confused harold remix with judge reinhold the names are so weird they're very judge reinhold

52:02

you know dude how do you not know judge reinhold oh my god judge ryan judge ryan

52:08

apologize yes what was he in what was he in fast times of ridgemont

52:14

high he was in uh wow he was the tall dude yes yeah okay i know i know

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yes you confuse him and harold raymond no it's because their names are weird

52:25

harold and harold is a normal name judge though remus

52:31

and what's the other guy's name reinhold reinhold and remus uh okay they're both ours case looks sexy it's very like

52:39

chicago midwest north kind of a name [Music] which is where they're from anywho

52:47

very hockey player names choose and be destroyed all right let's see let's see what can i

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what can i choose married life can okay hold on and the sarlacc

52:58

back up i will give you one more opportunity to talk about johnny depp in

53:03

neighborhood and then johnny depp won and then we never met two hashtags

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again hashtag men too you mean me too no men too hashtag men too

53:15

well men can absolutely be victims here's the latest because of the statements made by amber heard after the

53:21

verdict was was was said she made statements johnny depp can now sue her again because she made the same

53:29

type of statements uh that she was being truthful it is definitive the lawyers have already said

53:35

it okay but that he can but will he probably not just because lawyers say it no but he has the

53:41

option but will he i don't probably not because he's already he's not going to go through this entire process he's

53:47

already vindicated he's not going to it wasn't even about the money obviously it's not about the money because amber isn't going to pay him [ __ ] because

53:52

she's not worth anything and she's been probably blacklisted she's probably unemployable in hollywood by now

53:58

careful schmidt sue us but for what i don't have any definition take me to court i'm i'm not busy

54:07

um and i have no money don't take me to court i have a little bit of money and i'd like to keep it

54:13

uh yeah now i mean listen you you're you're okay

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you've obviously seen back to the future and i think i've said this to you uh

54:24

before you're not thinking four-dimensionally okay

54:30

it doesn't matter how much money we have now i haven't had enough alcohol to think in the fourth year it doesn't

54:35

matter how much we have now it matters ten years from now how much we have after our

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55:26

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55:40

and a rocks glass um i think a rock's glass this is a rock slash it is a rocks class

55:46

that has a thicker bottom for the ice to not crack it a tumbler i think is a thinner bottom

55:52

but what's that can we factor sure we can actually

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i really want to know that the actual difference here's i thought tumblers were not glass

56:03

like you could have a metal tumbler you could have plastic yeah i think right versus this i

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don't think you could call something like this a tumbler anyway we're gonna have some some etched

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merchandise um with uh etch merchandise

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with with rocky brain raccoon podcast

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anywho um amber heard okay so do you know you know how much money he made and how much she made

56:32

so um damages it's it's awarded to johnny depp 15 million but uh johnny

56:38

depp has to pay punitive damages of 2 million to amber herd so and essentially

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he's old only 13 million there's two types of damages

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there was a punitive damage and there was a compensatory damage false but meanwhile you haven't even

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been watching i could care less i couldn't care less but i i i did

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look this up okay johnny depp was awarded by the jury here's the difference here's

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the distinction the jury awarded him 15 million dollars 10 million in compensatory meaning he's

57:17

compensated for something that he lost because of her basically the jury said yeah you lost 10

57:24

million dollars the rock squads can also be known as a town can it okay so

57:29

they said compensatory meaning competition you're thinking about the details of it i'm just stating he was awarded 15

57:36

million but whatever whatever the details are but he has the importance what i am heard was poor awarded two

57:42

million it's not because it doesn't make a difference it is and i'll tell you why just let me finish now and you'll hear what he was awarded 10 million in

57:48

compensatory meaning compensation the jury said yeah you lost out on 10 million because of what she said

57:54

and as a punishment to her here's an additional 5 million right you

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lost 10 but here's an additional 5 from her as a punishment to her not because of

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you not to make you whole as we say but to punish her now

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in the state of virginia where this was tried the maximum punitive damage in a civil trial can only be 350 000

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and the judge was required to reduce that 5 million to 350k

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what he actually was awarded not by the jury but by the judge was 10 million 350

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000 now the 2 million i don't know if it was compensatory or punitive i think it was

58:38

compensatory punitive they used what they used then it had to have been reduced down to

58:43

350k it was award punitive damages to amber to two million dollars

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by the jury and again in virginia has to be reduced so he is actually he

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net versus gross he got 10 million he's not going to get anything as far as she got 9 million

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650 i'm sorry she's out nine million six hundred fifty thousand but she's not

59:08

getting well she's not going to pay him that much because she's like yeah she's only worth eight million or seven million something like that she's only

59:13

worth like but she's never gonna pay him that and i don't think johnny depp really gives a [ __ ] about whether she pays the rent now exactly i think it was

59:19

about clearing his name and and bringing out the truth of the matter and what was going on and i think

59:26

she can think anything and she's apparently she's going to appeal and apparently and she can but

59:34

but at this point even if she appeals anything she does we've all listened to the recordings of what she was saying

59:40

the recordings of what she was doing even their friends that were there to testify in

59:49

they all screwed her over with the things that they were saying the doctor who gave his opinion about the broken

59:54

finger didn't even examine johnny depp he just saw pictures and made assumptions and they cross-examined this

59:59

guy and he finally said yeah i can't really determine what broke his finger i'm just giving you my opinion that's

1:00:05

like well the opinions are like [ __ ] everyone has them but unless you [ __ ] saw this guy in person you're wasting

1:00:11

that's the record show i couldn't care less about johnny depp and or her trial the trial i was so i

1:00:18

was so into it i know you were [Music] this is this is the condition of of our

1:00:23

country this is if anything this is a critique of no not i mean

1:00:29

no not really not really because i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you why i watched it this because you're a yenta no no say

1:00:35

the words i am a yenten we can move forward that's fine but my the reality is listen

1:00:42

we're so entrenched in politics and what's going on politically in this country we're so

1:00:49

engrossed in what's going on in the ukraine and and all gas prices are this

1:00:54

and mass mass shootings counts you know this is like what now matt two two or three mass shootings

1:00:59

this year so far at least at least so it's like you know what to have something when you when you look at um

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these people who are filthy rich and movie stars and all this stuff you think that they're you know

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out of this world kind of people to see them in this capacity reminds us all

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not only is it something to kind of you know distract you from all this other nonsense but it also gives you a

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sense of their people too these people go through things just like we do

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and sometimes and i i hate to say this i would never i never want to take joy out of somebody

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having to go to court over something so so horrendous as like you know of psychological and physical abuse

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but when you think of these movie star type people you know these filthy rich people it's it's it's

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i hate to say it it's almost like a uh what is that word i'm like a guilty pleasure to see that these people can be

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brought down a couple of notches to regular human level like say hey it

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doesn't make a difference how much money you make you're a big movie star you're all this and that

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you can get [ __ ] over just like anybody else and you have to go through the same

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process as anybody else only differences their process was televised i sincerely doubt that if i went through the same

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thing my process would be televised because nobody would care but it's nice to see that

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that they afford it eventually one day but right now one day they will care but

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it's good to see them get a [ __ ] a good dose of reality every now and again like hey even though i'm filthy rich i

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have to be brought down a couple of notches to reality to make me remember

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it doesn't make a difference how much money i have the the long arm of the law

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will eventually fall on you and you have to go through the same process as everybody else

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you know i'm thinking about it tech in some respect he wasn't completely vindicated

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because the fact that amber heard was awarded punitive damages means ultimately and there was a big

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difference in the award but ultimately what the jury was saying was that they recognized that both

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people were horrible to each other one person of damage is because of something he said that

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and they could not prove without a shadow of a doubt that what he said wasn't defamatory so

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it's not that he lied but they couldn't they couldn't say that it wasn't the feminine or defamatory towards amber

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so but many people walked away no but was thinking that they were not to your

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point to your point it's a hundred percent i agree they were both but put it to you this

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way would johnny depp had been that toxic had amber heard not been

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the top individual because listen if he was this kind of a person then how come

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all these other people including kate moss who testifies it was k moss they would have all said

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oh johnny depp's this person that person he's a scumbag but nobody said that except for what's her name the old lady

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who looked like his grandmother you know uh ellen birkin or whatever her merkin what the hell oh when they were

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when they were dating for 30 years ago years ago he was a kid and was like like let's say hey listen like if she would i

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don't know what she said because again i don't care about the truth she was like oh he's so immature unfortunately he was

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20 years old 30 years ago and guess what not only was he immature he was 20 years

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old fresh off a 21 jump street but and you he was i think she was pretty

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much but i mean i think she clearly is older

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than him by by a few years and she's not aged as well i was about to say maybe she just didn't age

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gracefully no no but what is ellen merkin's or i'm calling him 50 she's

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because johnny depp's 58 or 56 how old is ellen birkin is it american

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oh he's dude he's ageless he's like keanu reeves no okay no hold on don't compare the aging of keanu reeves

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to to to johnny depp come on i know diana ruiz is a vampire i was about to say yeah he's 100 absolutely dude she's

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10 years older than johnny depp yeah 10 or 12 years old if you're listening

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please come on our show we'll talk about whatever you want okay we just we just want to have you john reeves is going to

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show you guys on the show dude ellen berger is 10 years older than him like and she's oh

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he's immature you're 30 he's 20. how many

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my banana hammock and the street in plant nursery not an actual not a child

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plant nursery yeah i would stand there in the middle of the street inviting strangers to just look at my thighs

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you know and i'd say tend to touch it you know i invited to look at it 20 to

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touch it you know i invited um i can build a beer oh my god what is his name

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no no no dude who played dukey hazard oh my god did you if you would neil

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you invite neil patrick harris oh my god no patrick harris however i'm going to offer you right now a full-body musician

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and he's a married man and he's a married man i will offer him and his husband full body massages so i invited neil

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patrick harris to my wedding neil patrick harris if you're listening my wife still has not forgiven you for not

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showing up to our wedding you know patrick harris you're the man i love you he's the man i love that

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how dude how much of a legend do you have to be to have your name reduced to npa to

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for letters to letters it's the same as saying like just share or madonna it's nph dude neil patrick

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harris oh god or keanu reeves the other one um you know who i would like okay so

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this is university brooklyn nine-nine dude neil patrick harris is like one of these

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people and you know what you did you know that neil patrick harris is like really he i think he's actually like the

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head of the magician's thing in vegas or something really he's he's into magic you didn't know that you are not a neil

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patrick harris fan neil patrick don't say this mph i love you i'm a big fan but i didn't know you were into magic

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neil patrick harris is i mean

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a big big huge part of his life is magic and he is part of the what is it called

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it's the magician's guild while you're looking that up and not to go down a rabbit hole because only you're guilty

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of taking us down rabbit holes but we have talked about and we may have even talked about on on

1:07:52

on the podcast who our celebrity like um hall pass list is

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however you i think we've only talked about your

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your opposite sex um hall pass list we've talked about my opposite sex called pestilence because

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i'm only into the opposite sex but um we have never talked about your

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same-sex whole past list i've never heard that my same-sex whole past yeah you've heard

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my hetero yeah

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the third one is it's kind of fluid it'll it'll it can it can go in different directions fine but but let's

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just strictly one to five your your same sex uh um

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kristen off who kristen off while he was in in sex in the city you may have actually told me this who chris

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no i don't know what that is okay but is it mr big that's big yeah i could care i couldn't care less

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about sex and city but i know mister um [Music]

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what's his name uh i forget it's uh what's his name being james bean is that

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his name i guess i'm mr bean is it no it's not

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if you're listening we'll have you a guest on the show and i'm almost positive dominic will sleep with you if

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you're interested mr bean no you wouldn't with mr bean

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i don't know i mean i wouldn't but i'm i'm not into the male persuasion yeah you you

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hold on what is this guy's name anyway i guess

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if mr bean wanted me to top just to say that i've topped mr b the fact that you know what topping it

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everyone knows what topic is what do you think that's some sort of gay secret sean bean

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um the person that's been killed more times on any other show or movie than

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yes and so okay funny story this really isn't story but funny thing

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that i read about sean dean a couple of years ago after game of thrones and who knows this could be this could be fake after game

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of thrones he told his agent colin firth a young collin kingsman

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oh that you mean from um oh he was in mamma mia

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he was in have you seen mamma mia no he was in bridget jones

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diary what's up bridget jones never watched bridget jones uh neither have i but i know what it is

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yeah confirmed of course you know who he looks like a young colleague he looks like um who

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played in independence day and who played independence day do not president

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oh oh oh you mean um i know you're talking about i don't know they kind of look alike

1:10:52

did you think i was gonna say jeff goldblum my number one same sex ray stevenson who raised how would i

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know any of these people who's arrested okay okay anyway he played the punisher

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and amongst many other oh yes yes he's british aren't they did you name all british

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people did i maybe oh god he's oh god

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um who does he look like he looks like someone at least back then

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he's very familiar he's very handsome is what he is yeah yeah who's he look like

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i don't know but he's whatever i think he named albrecht he's at 10 and a half did i i don't know that i did

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colin firth noth is not british who's kristoff mr big okay

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two two of the five at least if not three of the five no colin firth yeah stevenson yeah uh

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which well sean bean that's three and maybe not british i apologize but like

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ireland england scotland no i think they're all aren't we all england the winds the winds you know

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i think they're all english they're all limbs okay whether or not english or not i don't know

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no sean bean is scottish he has to be scottish does it pretty sure that's fact check i don't care enough you just okay

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so so we've we've heard about dominic's dives homosexual or same-sex

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um list what's yours uh you're a homosexual

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no he's from you didn't name it no he was born in in sheffield united kingdom

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oh yes i don't think i'm homosexual i don't know i

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don't have a same sex list i will say this i would tap anyone who do no i would talk anyone who says i'm sorry

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just to say that i topped the thing you have a you have a [ __ ] list i don't have a training not a list but

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if you're passable hit him up if you're passable dm me okay you can slip into my dms as well as

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the children that's right um slide into his dms

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i think this is the weirdest episode probably we've had we've talked about nerd [ __ ] we've talked about okay and

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again if you're passable slip into my dms if you're famous you want me to top you

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just to say i've topped a famous person okay can your wife watch

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sure i don't care i'll do it it's not really a bucket list okay but let's talk about let's talk about famous let's talk

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about my my heterosexual my my opposite sex in my case uh um

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okay i told you this but i don't know if i've said this on camera um yeah not on camera uh and there's one of them in

1:13:48

there that just like i i just don't okay jennifer words this is not an order this is not an

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order jennifer lawrence um [Music] i'm gonna i'm gonna name ten i'm gonna

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i'm gonna do my best to intend there's no one that it's just to me it just disgusts she she played in um in pitch

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perfect i call her cups girl anna can andrew kendrick she

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reminds me of the film that when you pick up dog [ __ ]

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off the concrete pavement and then you see no film no come on okay i bet you she sweats that

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chill i would like that's what pick it up [ __ ] that

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i would anna kendrick i would lick you uh anna kendrick jennifer lawrence yeah

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jennifer lawrence um okay i think there's only two those are the two all the other ones are

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transgendered no no no um emma watson okay those are

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three those are three actresses i can't ever find emma watson she's a very pretty girl but because you saw her

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as a kid growing up yeah watching her as in harry potter i will easily easily flip the switch in my brain never

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saw you as a kid in the movies i don't know but you're you're you're quirky i i consider all three of these the quirky

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list they're quirky they're young they seem like i feel like they'd all be good in bed okay

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those are three um here's the next two or three is sophia

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vergara sophia varagara what is it lagarra i'm sorry i i don't have bad at

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names yes so sevilla vergara the most effeminate gay men would have sex with sophia okay uh who played in hitch

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with um with will smith the main actress never saw it uh

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that one her uh and then uh somehow okay

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those are my three latinas okay so i named three white girls three latinas um

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i'm sorry three my age white girls three latinas and i think they're all older than me if i'm

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not mistaken by at least 10 years so my possibly more i don't i honestly

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don't know she's never aged she's like the latina uh canneries

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some i can keanu reeves i swear they're vampires they are i'm pretty sure they were they they became vampires at the

1:16:19

same time or they're just immortal so i've named six they age like every every 10 years they

1:16:26

only age one like a day like yeah no like one year every they age one year every 10 years

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high and keanu reeves are aging like fine wine it seems like they're getting better

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there's only one wine of those that i would drink i would love to hang out with keanu reeves though yeah i would

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love to i don't want to have sex with the keanu reeves but i want to hang out he seems like a such a good he seems

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like his conversation would get you into the fifth dimension like deep

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[ __ ] right like he only talks about deep [ __ ] he's like he couldn't care about amber hurt and johnny

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he seems like he can take you into a whole new realm of reality he is he can take you into the matrix

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and make it real for you all right um with that ladies and gentlemen there's

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no gotcha with that ladies and gentlemen as we've demonstrated dominic is a 60-year-old

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man who makes dad jokes and i am a mid 30s heterosexual who will

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top pretty much any famous person um or

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oh you know wait a minute wait i'm going to eat my words because one day when we became you're going to be

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you're going to get the guy from princess bride who goes never trump is

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he's going to want you to top him is he gay

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god oh okay who is the the most famous gay man you can name

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the most famous game one more neil

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famous and oldest gay man that you can name ian mcclellan who is that his last name

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you mean from um who do you play against gandalf yeah he's the oldest gay man i know

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you can't think of a an older an older gay man i mean that's a lie

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famous [Music] [ __ ] now isn't he like the oldest person

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on earth that guy i don't know isn't he like a hundred and twelve no disrespect to you in the club no no no no one

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didn't wrong no i would top him sure oh dude his asshole's gotta be all wrinkly

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oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god did you like just you know who i would

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not top the folds of his skin i would not top mr mosquitoes

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who the [ __ ] is mysterious uh those are my my mosquitoes um was mosquitoes or um

1:19:06

ladybugs i would not get ladybugs

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i just kicked the microphones can be super just say it's a very famous

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politician but he's not the oldest but still not the i would i wouldn't top ladybugs

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i draw the line in ladybugs please google politician ladybugs i draw the line of italy and just uh

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and with that ladies and gentlemen june 2nd 2022 rack your brain podcast

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i'm charles hooks and i'm dominic leon and we will see you guys next time take care

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