Wrack Your Brain Episode 20

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This is a show about everything and nothing. Part politics, part satire, all bourbon. Join Dominick Leon and Charles Fuks as they muse about current events, social issues, and whatever surfaces from the depths of their minds. If you walk away thinking about something in a different way: comment, like, share, subscribe, follow us, check out our links, sponsor us, send us something in the mail! 

In this episode we discuss several bourbon brands, eating seaweed, school teacher crushes, and strange places to visit. 

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Transcript

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ladies and gentlemen welcome to august 23rd 2022
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i'm charles fuchs and i'm dominic leon and this is the one and only rocky brand
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podcast do we have any announcements to make well here's the first announcement
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we we bought some bourbon today yes that was yeah that's the other thing we were gonna that's what we were
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talking about we we hadn't committed but yes yeah so as you all know we are
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very very um devoted to uh bourbon we occasionally uh put peruse or um
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what's the word or partake in adult beverages and we'll try out some uh
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some new uh some new flavors and some new brands or at least brands we haven't heard of we bought three tonight
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one was called dr stoners dr stoner's smokey weed or something
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like that they're smoky herb smoky herb in retrospect it sounds a lot like like
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marijuana but i i'm almost positive there's no thc that's important it's still too high i can hear it ringing i
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can hear the ringing too but we always have to decide okay it does it does not taste good
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so just making the disclaimer that whether there was or wasn't we're pretty sure there was no marijuana in their thc
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or delta eight or whatever that being said we didn't realize until after the fact that it sounded a lot
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like marijuana in any case we thought it was going to be some sort of herb infused
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bourbon it was gross it was disgusting if whatever if whiskey had an [ __ ]
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that that's what comes out of it dr stoners while we won't say no to any
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endorsement and sponsorship i can assure you if that's your only your only line that's we will not be endorsing it we
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will not i wish i had more hands because that's how many thumbs down you i would give it four thumbs down
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you can give it three thumbs down you can give it you don't even have to
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try for the third it's just it's just gonna hang down you'd have to try to give it a thumbs up
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he's saying i'm old and i need viagra is that what you're talking about my thumb needs viagra i'm just saying
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that you know if your third thumb we're up and about right now we'd have something to talk about
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i think we'd have other issues if my third thumbs are up and about you have a whole different issue
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separated from your body pardon the cracking i'm open and opening some
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seaweed tea weed it's delicious listen leave a comment drop a comment
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if you like eating uh nori or seaweed just by itself i think it's delicious oh
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god and you're gonna eat that on the podcast do you like caviar huh do you like caviar yes i do
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it's just the salty no no it's not the saltiness that bothers me it's the fact that it's just grass
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yeah grass growing in the sea yeah no i cut my grass today if i put some salt on that would it
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taste the same some sea salt no right yeah didn't think so
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that came out of a fisher's [ __ ] fish [ __ ] on that you know and then they dried up and feed it to
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you you know i'm thinking of buying an aquarium just to buy this at home uh just to grow
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this speaking of permaculture here's a new permaculture technique
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get an aquarium have some fish [ __ ] on some grass just plug it out try and knead it very
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sustainable if that fails eat the fish
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and then you have i don't know if you you know what is it a couple cat like 55 gallons worth of water
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if you have a 55 gallon thing yeah most of those tanks are like 55 gallons oh it's going to be like a small 45 gallons
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you know 10 gallon small tank so you're talking about getting like a goldfish size
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i don't need the fish you don't need to grow this with fish you could just grow it in saltwater i know but you said to fall outside i'll eat the fish
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you're the one that said fish i was just saying i was going with it
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okay so go on you have neighbors that you hate i've i think we've all had neighbors
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that we never liked didn't get along with um and just would rather have no
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interactions with and even the interactions that you do have that are pleasant
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always seem awkward because you know you don't want to have anything to do with these people
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you you barely want to have anything to do with any people let alone neighbors i don't wanna
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have anything to do with you your people listen
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no i hang out a lot with you it's just other people just i i sit barely as in
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most people don't don't you live up to your standards of stripping waffle
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i just have the one you gave me good right yeah it is good yeah most people when they start walking towards me my
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first initial reaction is what the [ __ ] do these people want now like what do you want like my neighbor today she came over
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she's very nice but she talks so much and she gave me a little pot
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i know i talk a lot but she but she can like she if you think i talk a lot she whoo she's got meat beef
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um but she brought over a cup of uh figs that she took from her tree and i ate
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them they were pretty good so i allowed it i tolerated it a couple of years you're gonna have some figs i know
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somebody got you a fig tree for a birthday i you sure did and a fruit cocktail tree that i'm
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just waiting for it to just grow a new leaf at least just one way just one new leaf it looks exactly the same well
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since the last time we recorded i don't think you had that that tree
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yeah tree's been there month now well i bought that before my birthday
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so once september comes around it's been over a month
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because remember you got me the fig tree for my birthday which was the 9th
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but i had the fruit cocktail tree already at least two weeks prior to that i don't know if we made the announcement
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about that i thought it's my birthday on the night no that we made two announcements about
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the fact that you planted a fruit tree your first ever oh we did yeah we talked about it yeah we've talked about the fruit cocktail tree and the fig tree
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and all the other stuff i got grown i'm not surprised you got a tree with the word coconut
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that'd be a nice nice thing to if i could actually get a tree that would grow [ __ ] yeah
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i'd plant i'd get it tomorrow sure wouldn't get jealous it's a tree
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we're getting to fight a tree if you find the tree that grows [ __ ] it's a money maker right there if i find the tree that grows cocktail
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is definitely a tree that grows titties suck me up i thought so
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i'll get it for you for your birthday get you two of them yeah please mm-hmm well then i'll have four
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so yeah that well no you'll have more more than four depending on how many titties it sprouts i'm glad we're not
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doing a tick-tock live right now because we would definitely get blocked oh yeah put in tic-tac-toe how tall does this
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titty tree get about 20 feet gives me about oh a good 10 and 12 pairs of titties each each time oh [ __ ] yeah you
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know the word titty is cultural appropriation uh what
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i'm kidding i used to have a coach in high school
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you just say everything was the tits that used to be an expression mm-hmm probably because
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it was my wrestling coach she goes dude that move was the tits and what i had a spanish teacher in middle school
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dude i'm 15. i have my middle school spanish teacher who i was very attracted to by the way i
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don't remember her name if you see this and you remember me give me a buzz because uh you know she's
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probably her i don't know how old she was thirties this was the news
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and in high school this was middle school she's probably like 60 now no like maybe 50. but well hold on
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this was um 25 years ago okay so she's probably 55.
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if she's in her third let's say she was third let's say she was 30. she's 55 now that was 25 years ago yeah mom that's
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still kind of milfy though i that's nothing again i i'll have to look up her name but yes if you remember me and
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you're watching this give me a reference no that's like milfie slash cougar in there depending on what she could be
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as old as it depends on what she looks like she could be her late 70s what if she's like a [ __ ] cardigan wearing
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smelling like cookies and cookie dough and it's got like 17. you know i was in her house if she reached out to me
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it would make middle school me very sad to know that adult me passed at the opportunity
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anyway she would she would always say uh something is some you know x thing is all that and a bag of chips
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uh what else was she from queens probably oh does she have like a thick queen accent i don't remember cuz all
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that in a bag of chips i don't remember her accent no oh my god
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i had a teacher at farrell in staten island her accent okay so new york city for those who
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don't understand new york city has five boroughs brooklyn queens manhattan what is that is
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actually and only new yorkers can understand that each borough has its own distinct accent
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and just to kind of give you an idea staten island is kind of closer to
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i guess what you would hear in the sopranos kind of thing all right can that's kind of the accent
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for the like you know if you ever watch the sopranos this takes place in new jersey but that's more or less to stand
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on an accent um brooklyn everybody sounds like a plumber
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or some kind of electrician and they're all in a union queens
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a lot of educators and people who don't want to have anything to do with the other four
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boroughs and would more than likely tell people they live in long island just because
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they don't want people to know that they live in one of the five boroughs and their accent is kind of like fran
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drescher mixed with a little bit of i'd say
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um seinfeld e a little bit the bronx
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uh cardi b car everybody sounds like cardi b men and women they all talk like cardi b
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and manhattan is just a mishmash of everybody but the one you'll get the most in
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manhattan is the indian indian accent my friend
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what year was i in middle school well what are you 30 you're 37 now yeah
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so 21 years ago so i still 2001 yeah
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2001 i was 16. that's so a little bit so then 1990 88
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oh my god if you're out there and you're a guilf or a cougar or still milfie
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he wants to see you you were charles fuchs teacher
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in middle school in queens god it wasn't cute gardens was it
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no it would have been um no it would have been no a good ways from from kew gardens it
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will either be flushing or fresh meadows or um
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what is on on god it's not douglaston is it people from douglas and i swear it from another planet not far from there
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though god people from if you're listening to me you're from douglaston and queens you also
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you all are from a different planet and you all suck
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hey i'll give her a search later on oh my god let's see if i can find her she
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probably wears like one flip-flop and the other one's missing she just doesn't even bother to find it stepping on cameras in her 20s
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or early 30s i had so many teachers that crushes them
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oh my god i'm not going to name names but i think i the reason i'm gay is because i looked under my kindergarten teacher's dress
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and i saw what i saw and i think that's her journey well she didn't have panties she
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had penny hoes but no panties so i i saw like gash and it was disturbing
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because it was like something was missing like somebody ripped apart i don't know i'm like yeah i don't ever
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want to know like what that is seems like something was detached it
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didn't make any sense to me yeah god and she smelled
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she smelled like sweaty nylon it's about like 70. oh it's a
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kindergarten teacher that kind of plays the piano and they sing songs and they [ __ ] smack you because you made a stupid block castle okay
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i'm gonna name names i'm gonna name a name my kindergarten teacher was mrs
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goldstein in ps139 if you're still alive which i highly doubt it but if you are [ __ ] you oh my god no i have i so i i
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don't remember my it was my first or second grade teacher she didn't let me pee she let me go to the bathroom so i pulled out and i just read in the corner
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so her name was i had two teachers with very similar setting names one was miss bellet and one was miss
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basher and i don't remember which one did this but i got in trouble for something i
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didn't do i'm pretty sure was one of my first traumatic memories that that that i can
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remember so i don't know if it's arts and crafts or
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like i think macaroni we're playing i don't know whatever we're doing is like walking around the room and like looking
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at little jotchkies i don't really remember and one of the things was this thermometer okay did you put it in your
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butt no i didn't put in my butt so
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the thermometer was in this piece of paper afternoon in its packaging right and
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i'm pretty sure she told us do not remove this from the package well
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of course i'm gonna remove it from the package yeah anyway i removed it from the packaging i
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i vaguely remember this and i don't know i just i remember walking away and putting it down a couple of months later
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she was like the thermometer is broken it's leaking mercury who broke it you snapped it like a nose oh i didn't i
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took it out of the packaging and and that was it and i and i and i left it
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somebody after me must have snapped it or whatever right and so she was like oh who did this you you know
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did come clean you won't get in trouble nobody was coming clean and i raised my
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head i'm like listen i you know i obviously didn't say it this way it was like i took it out of the package i didn't break it but i took it out of the
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packaging and she like i did some whatever [ __ ] class punishment i don't remember you know who knows what
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it was stand in the corner or some [ __ ] and i remember like being so upset because i was not the one that [ __ ]
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broke it anyway but in her mind it wouldn't have been broken had you not taken it out of the package it's not the point the plan
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is i did not break it i get that but she's like well i don't know who broke it just like jews of history i was
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scapegoated oh the jews
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the jews such an oppressed people that's right historically they yeah they
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were oppressed before this you're welcome egypt for those pyramids somebody had to build a [ __ ] hey but those guys were in a
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union apparently they they yeah they took smoke breaks and apparently the guys who
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built the egypt of the the pyramids in egypt they only picked like the best and the brightest workers because they were the
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best uh the best that built that [ __ ] so even though it was the jews that were building it they knew like hey
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only mort goldstein and his team could build this [ __ ] thing because they are the ones that know how to build [ __ ]
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let them do it that's right and if you remember the jews were in new york before the italians so i don't
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blame the unions on the italians that was a jewish thing i don't know if the jews were near before the italians i'd have to see yeah
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they were jews were in new york way before italians look it up
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google search okay before before i look it up you need to be more precise for your
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words are you saying between jews and italians jews are there
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first you're not you're not being you're not being precise enough because you don't know how to use your language
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you're saying there was not a single italian not a single italian in all of new york city
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before a single jew in all of new york city is that what you're saying or you're saying kind of like as kind of
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widespread significant see you're being very very precise i'm just saying population as a
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population so you're not saying single single how could i i'm just saying
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the jews were there before the italians ma and we're we're about to fact-check this but my understanding is
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of significant so here's my my understanding of history that like single single it was
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you know you had stragglers coming in from everywhere okay but up out of significant
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migrations of italians and jews they i think they were both around the same time late 1800s into the first one or
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two decades you're right they're about the same time but the jews got there first
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well okay you say something so neighbors neighbors we hate our neighbors charlie ain't his neighbors
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no i don't i don't hate him i knew that was gonna be i am i am full of love for
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for all human beings and my fellow man not me and woman and woman however
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however never did i think that i would i was gonna have
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even a slightly contentious relationship with my neighbors although i did almost get arrested by
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some arab neighbors in uh in queens once oh my god i'll stop telling you that story oh my
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god it is second i don't think i ever heard this story no this is a new story i occasionally i'll pull a fresh story
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out of out of somewhere yes please we can't both be on our phones let me
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finish googling this you can't both be in our phones
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insane i don't like anybody so you know
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so while he's talking about that while he's looking that up i also wanted to bring up a topic that's it's kind of personal and as we're i'm
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so part of the answer because we've got to look up jews and then we're going to look at the topics at the end of the 19th century ladies
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and gentlemen said the jewish population rose from 80 000 to one and a half million
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so over over about 40 years so late 19th century yep okay 1880 to 1920 it rose by pretty much a
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million and a half now go to the italians okay so i'm i'm a veteran and charlie here is
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is is still in the reserves army reserves but we're both in the military
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and one other thing that's a serious topic one of the things that you know it comes up
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in any kind of i mean we try not to it's not that we're trying to escape it or not pay attention to it it's always
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present and we all know about it we don't talk about it nearly as much as we should and that's um
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the and it's growing the numbers are growing of veteran suicides now i didn't mean to
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kind of go into a somber direction but i mean we do need to address it and
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i like to bring it to more people's attention you know veterans out there
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are suffering and are committing suicides at higher rates
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you know and it just needs to be addressed and if you know any veterans that are going through anything and you're their friend
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and you know if they reach out to you you know maybe just give them a few minutes of your time and help them look
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for the help that they need that being said i told you italians got there first
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when did the italians get there they their population started rising into the
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millions starting in 1920 1820 yeah so about 60 years before all right italians were there first
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all right so now who's to blame for the unions italians actually is the irish
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yeah the irish i don't know yeah so the the unions
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irish people ran most of the like the dock workers and you know
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everything coming out of like the police department police department but it was mostly like the meat packing district this in new york city
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and any laborers mostly because construction companies weren't owned by any minorities other than like because
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even irish jews italians were all considered minorities once upon a time believe it or not
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and especially in new york city you'd have signs like no italians allowed no jews allowed no irish allowed so who the
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[ __ ] were these people having all these jobs and not allowing anybody else to work you know who knows but um
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but the irish control a lot of the docs like anything in the meatpacking district i believe
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once upon a time like back on the west side where although like the cruise ships are and all that it used to be
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like just boats coming in with supplies and meats and whatever it is and they controlled all that which is where the
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gang the westies came in and the westies actually have a history going with the mafia later on
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in time but if i were a guessing and a betting man i would say that the irish
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had more influence on the unions than anyone else although he's about to fact-check me of course
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now remember um what's his uh what's the guy from the teamsters uh
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jimmy hoffa he was an irish guy and he had ties to the italian mob
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but and there's a lot of speculation as to where is he where he's buried i actually worked with a guy a long time ago and he
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says that he thinks he knows where jimmy hoff is very just like a lot of other people from new york
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but his story is actually kind of compelling he's like you know that that speech he was supposed to make you know yada yada yada was around the same time
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when they were building the what is it the roosevelt island uh
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tram and the story is that the cement workers that were supposed to be working
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on that tram of course they didn't work that saturday or sunday jimmy hoffa was killed i believe just before the weekend
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and when they came back to work cement had been poured
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during the weekend on the pillars that hold up the roosevelt island tram
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and they speculate that jimmy hoffa might be in there because were unknown workers had gone in there
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and poured cement unknowingly and nobody knows who it was what's that
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you're gonna you're gonna laugh i'm gonna i'm gonna read some okay i'm way off i'm wrong just
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listen so um one of the first major labor unions was the international ladies garment workers
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union started in new york city in 1900 and the garment districts on the west
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side too and it represented local unions from new york city philadelphia baltimore and new york okay so smaller
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unions that got together and made a bigger union okay okay um the combined
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what was the ethnicity of those women though the combined membership of the unions was approximately two thousand workers
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dominated by jewish immigrants
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you know even a broken clock is right twice a day
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okay so america as a jew you're welcome
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for organizing all the garments for for organized labor and for the
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the eight hour work day and for the 40 hour work week and for weekends and for time and a half
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all for time yeah and for all kinds of benefits you're welcome if you want to sponsor me we're on
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patreon we're on catch up or like share and subscribe like share
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subscribe comment we should make a a website called zootopia and just fill it
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with all jewish facts utopia.com i i don't want to get
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cancelled and just even though i am jewish and fill it with nothing but jewish facts i i i jewish tidbits of
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information okay why don't we start uh what did you call it utopia utopia
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portotopia.com and fill up with puerto rican facts oh there's not many facts in puerto ricans that people care about
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number one myth we invented salsa we did not that's actually cubans did that we
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just took the music and renamed it who's bachata who wants pachetta the dominicans
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the toad in your voice no one should listen to bachata and no one should ever vacation in the dominican republic i've
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been to the dominican republic i was 16. it's so bad for you i'm so sorry to hear that i got sick on
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that of course of course you did it's the dominican republic the entire island is made out
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of salmonella it's [ __ ] horrible i'm surprised the haitians that's why there's a separation because the
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haitians are like [ __ ] those people we're over here we're even words speak a whole different language we don't want
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to know what they're doing over there no hi anyway when are we going to puerto rico
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i'm authorized one trip this year without my spouse let's go to puerto
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rico no how can we get there very cheap but nobody should ever go to puerto rico you first of all you
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promised to take him to puerto rico oh my god second of all second of all we're only going to the nice place how cheap can well how cheap
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can we fly there for i gotta take my husband to puerto rico before i take you because if i take you first you're not
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taking me to puerto rico i'm going to puerto rico and you're coming with me if anything i'm taking you to puerto rico
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how about this how about i just say i'm gonna go visit my family in puerto rico and not tell him you're going
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yeah but we're gonna be posting on all kinds of social media doesn't follow us i don't think on social media
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or maybe he does i occasionally i'll see him like either like her comments not coming but
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we can say we're gonna go yeah hunting puerto rican i'll hunt in puerto rico
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okay are there gay bars in puerto rico uh there used to be a [ __ ] lot of them but now there's as far as i know
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from friends of mine that tell me that there's not many would any of them buy me a drink yes
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only because you're not puerto rican how do they know that they know that puerto rican dude
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[Laughter] you could walk into any place
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in new york and another jew would go hey yeah you doing oh i thought it was the
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only jew in here no it's because you know me many times in my life people have said
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ah you know you look like you could be like maybe part south american some people said part parts part like spanish
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from spain some people said a little like italian they were all lying to you
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nobody was lying to me i could be i could pass for a lot of things believe it or not this knows i could be sicilian
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i listen you know how many listen you see this face i just get a little bit of a tan in new york
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egyptian people would walk up to me and just so start speaking standard arabic
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i had the jordanians no they speak no egyptians speak standard arabic they have their
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own dialects but their main dialect is standard error that's how they all communicate because there's different dialects and places you like sinai has a
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different thing now i'm not i'm not entirely certain but i thought i thought it was called egyptian arabic language
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oh it's standard jordanians used to say that i looked iraqi
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you know which kind of actually made my friend is it my friend you want carpet good
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persian carpet i know but they get them input you can't buy iranian iran but so they'll just
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[ __ ] get them from their cousin ahmed he'll get it he'll bring it to me here and i sell to you my friend come come
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come come they go like this they never show you the pond they go like come come come come like this get cancelled faster than you can say
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ah i'm telling you it actually makes a lot of sense when i was in afghanistan and iraq people would look at me funny now
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they didn't have a beard obviously but i think you know i think they all look at me like is he
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one of us one of us one of us my friend kami you know brother you don't belong with this
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uniform remember when we did that tic-tac live and like we're just saying random arabic [ __ ] to these two
30:20
dudes how do you know how do you know well you said that but i mean you were saying some things too but
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and the guy was like oh but you said something like dirty doomed yeah i think i called him a [ __ ] yeah
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he's like oh that's not good my friend and he's playing like nba 2k or some [ __ ] dorky [ __ ] yeah with his little
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brother or something yeah of course because they just got it you know and i ran you know they were americans or maybe canadians
30:44
they were they're americans why are you listening to this 80s music that we just got yesterday that's right yeah
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you can't cancel faster than you can say people have told me a friend of mine went to france up well a gay couple
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friend of friends of mine went to france and and i guess in the french gay community
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a lot of people look like me because they came back and they said i said i
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was france and they said it was weird because all the gay men looked like you and i'm like well is that bad they're
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like no absolutely not but it was just weird is it okay and uh
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if you go to southern italy and sicily and if for some reason sardinia and
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cyprus everybody looks like me or i mean i could look like i just fit in like you just belong like hey hey you
31:35
know that's it walk into somebody's house and i'm like i'm like i'm your cousin bro what are you talking about we should do we should we should take a
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space safe flight to europe we should just [ __ ] just go we agree
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it is absolutely free the uh the closest i just hate the standby thing they're the closest air base
31:53
i mean they're tricks let's go to germany they're tricks we could well right into germany right but what
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i'm saying is the closest the closest to us is uh it's charleston or charles it's not iris it's a uh maybe
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naval station whatever it is what about the one here in uh space save flights that go out of charlotte
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that's a national guard and it's few and few and far between it might happen they do have space a flights but they're not
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a lot of them there's like maybe like one every three months it's not like mcguire air force base now that's a more active yeah yeah yeah
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this one has them like decent sized women i think the one here in charlotte only probably goes like
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from one american base to another hundred percent within the forty eight i would even say probably like east coast
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maybe maybe to delaware probably like i don't think they deviate much from the general area but the closest
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major ish one to us is probably charleston we can we can drive there and then uh you know either get go from
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there to jersey to germany or possibly even from there to germany there's an air force base in puerto rico
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or something like that uh yeah it's called well it's called raimi air force base but it's luis munoz marine
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is in aguadilla on the west coast of the island aqueduct
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and the [ __ ] beach right next to it is banging so many places they say to puerto rico fly spaces to puerto rico fly right into
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by the beach that beach is banging people just give you beer you don't even have to buy it no it's not
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new is it like europe where puerto rican beaches are topless by default no that would never happen not in puerto rico
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puerto rico is too conservative when it comes to certain things in northern
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no not in puerto rico because puerto rico no beaches you can't privatize any of the beaches so you
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couldn't even section off of uh space for them not that i know you know what there
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might be and i just don't know about it but i've never heard keep that in mind it's not an official
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beach however people do go it's yeah like full monty over there or just topless
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of course it's two dudes thanks jesus
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uh near there's one near aracebo odyssey that's where my hometown is that is evil
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oh let's see our driver a nude beach and that is evil yeah uh okay so it says the adventure starts about an hour long
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drive from san juan then we park in the street that leads to the beach eventually you find the walking path
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via forest across a small creek and is evil yeah finally you'll see a mile long beach that may have few families at the
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outset but thins out to gay naked men in a short while
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claim one of the forts never heard of along the way see i'm i'm already less interested in this [ __ ] never heard of
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it i'm sure they'll buy you a drink though if you go there
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oh my god i never even knew that there was a thing and i and that's my hometown that is puerto rico that's that's where i grew
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up well actually my hometown is staten island but i grew up when i lived in puerto rico
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aristiva was my other other home base that's where the
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observatory is right well where it was it doesn't exist anymore but no it's it's it's not a commission
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they don't use it anymore there's a much bigger one somewhere i forgot where it was but this one is the actual satellite portion of it is
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completely i think the hurricane maria destroyed most of it but underneath that large
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plate thing that they had because you know it was a large plate and then there was like the hanging part from the wires right but it looks like
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it's but the parabolic part of it which was above ground underneath that they
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had this huge botanical area of [ __ ] that they would grow underneath it i think that's still you can still go to
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see that but nasa doesn't own that anymore that's puerto rico owns that outright here you
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ever been to the the giant radar dish in montauk
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yeah i actually went to montauk with friends of mine um army buddies of
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mine and we didn't go there like for the water for the beaches or nothing like that we
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wanted to see because you could we went to montauk we did like a little excursion we went to
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montauk to go see the tesla [ __ ] that they got out there there's a tesla
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tesla no no tesla no not the car company test like nikola tesla had a thing out there and there's a huge
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where his thing used to be that um that structure where like some well that we went to go see that and
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there's a portion of it that's abandoned that's actually fenced off we went in there to just kind of do some urban experiments
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it is right yeah right next to it but we didn't go to the radar part we went to like the building
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and then from there we went up to the north fork all the way up and we wanted
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to go see how the [ __ ] deer come from plum island and the uh coast guard shoots them yeah
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you never knew that so these deer from plum island across the south they come across the sound
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they swim across if you for people who don't know deer swim you know staten island is an island and
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people say how how the [ __ ] are there so many deer in staten island it's because they're coming from jersey they just swim some actually go across the bridges
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though very few but i mean they do it happens but most of them swim across what's
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called fresh kill and there's kill van call right up on the north northwestern part and they kind of swim across it's a
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very short you know distance from new jersey to staten island um but anyway from plum island is where
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they used to do a lot of animal testing and a lot of these experiments on animals and animals tend to be kind of
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[ __ ] up you know or they're diseased with something there's this theory i don't even know if
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it's true that that's where um the lyme disease comes from because you know from ticks and all that other
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[ __ ] and from all those deer anyway something and that is true because
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whenever these deer this there's a coast guard i guess patrol or or whatever it
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is that their only job is to kill any deer that try to swim across onto onto long
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island from plum island and that's all they're supposed to do is to prevent them from coming over because i don't
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think that that is um they're not doing anything on that island anymore as far as experimenting
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or doing tests but the animals are still there and they're sometimes they come over
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which is why there's a smaller island within so the north the north and south for right in between there there's a
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smaller island and that island is a is a heavily visited island for like vacationers and people who go out that
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way and it's riddled with lyme disease and [ __ ] a million ticks
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but you know people still go you looking it up yeah
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home to high secure lab and sorts of rumors plum island faces uncertain future but anyway the other the other some of
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the other things that i looked up is that there's there's a like you can get a hunting license to hunt deer on plum island
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there's nothing wrong with those dude it's like a no there's nothing wrong with the deer as far as being edible but
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it's like they're carrying lyme disease ticks so they could be carrying something some things that they don't want to spread to the other animals on
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the main island plus if anybody i'm sure anybody who watches tv and watches all these uh crypto zoologists [ __ ]
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these myths you've heard of the uh the montauk monster have you ever heard
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no they said it was an experiment from plum island and got wrong and it was all it turned out to be was like a [ __ ]
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rotting corpse of a raccoon that died on the beach and that had been there for so long that the skin the thinnest part of
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the skin was obviously it snout so it started to erode away into like just like the bone
39:56
and it just looks like this weird fleshy thing almost and roswell new mexico was just uh
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weather balloons you sure was yeah that's right and the new dressy devil is not real
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you ever read uh oh my god it's kind of some of famous books it's
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like america's something it's like it talks about just
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like weird [ __ ] from every state and it talked about oh i knew i've seen something like that but i've never read
40:25
the book and you've been i think we've talked about this you've been to oh my god almost every state has a
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pilgrim site you you yeah yeah oh yeah that's right yeah right in long island
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no it's [ __ ] creepy i have i i i have i have every staten island kid does this
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we all used to go over to go on by the bridge the uh which what's it called um
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it's the old psychiatric center right there social has its own urban legends so for those well it's called cropsy but
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for those who don't know so csi the college of state island used to be the old willowbrook state school
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and they say it's haunted but people don't realize that before it was the willow brook
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state school it actually used to be a va hospital for i think it was like world war one or
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world war two soldiers highly highly over over uh what's the word i mean it was like
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a building could house 200 patients they had 2 000 and they had multiple buildings now the creepy part about csi
41:26
is that and i've actually gone down there because one of the the maintenance guys was spanish and i would talk to him and
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he let me down there can we take take a quick break bib and tucker on the other hand
41:38
delicious and we would absolutely welcome your sponsorship and we would we would rant
41:43
and rave about your uh your birthday it's pretty good it's very good no no i have i have the other one that's right
41:51
so and i've got all these buildings if you look at the college of staten island the buildings don't look like they're
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connected at all they're kind of you know but if underground there's tunnels that connect every single building to them to
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to another except for the exception of a few of the newer buildings that don't connect underground and under there
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um so there was a nurse and this story is real there was csi when it was willowbrook state school
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they said it was haunted yada yada there's only one person from there that was actually
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killed that worked at the willowbrook state school and that was a nurse and it wasn't even by patients
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in the underground tunnels even with as much light because they're very well lit down there right now like
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there's there's lighting going all the way down but the creepy part is there's these little like alcoves
42:41
that are about maybe eight feet deep but they're so they're built in a way
42:47
where you can take like one step in it and you're in complete darkness like you
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said holy [ __ ] this is it's so even the temperature changes because when you're in that little alcove you
42:59
feel like it gets colder like holy [ __ ] i'm getting chills talking about it and apparently one of the nurses was um
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raped and killed by two of them were a male i think there were orderlies or whatever they got her
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down there they raped and killed her and then disposed of the body on the ground how many injured
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world war one casualties might have died well that's when people that's what i'm saying when people think that
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the csi grounds are haunted my theory is it's not about the people who are at willowbrook it's more probably the soldiers who had
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died from world war one and world war ii when it was a va hospital but that will work school that was for like for for
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people with like mental physical disabilities right it was for disabled people people who had physical disabilities wasn't there some sort of
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abuse there it was rampant abuse they had i 100
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um it was 100 of the people there there were patients had hepatitis
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um it was very poorly managed very poorly maintained uh gerald rivera did a whole
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expose on it and they had to shut it down and that's when uh i think it was the town
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the the town of staten like well the borough of staten island bought it from the state
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and that's how they were able to then convert it into the college of staten island that we know today
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now the cropsy thing that comes out of it speaking of populations with um
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uh with with diseases and i'm i might be butchering the the
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statistic or the description but do you know what what population of people under
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some kind of medical care and i'll say abroad like that have a high high incidence of stds
44:46
yeah people in like nursing nursing and retirement that's right yeah that's right because they're all they're
44:52
all just it's a fun big [ __ ] swinger party in there the [ __ ] nurses go home the orderlies are out and there's
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one security guard named phil right as a door and all the old folks are like no protection that they're just cold
45:04
because what did they have what do they have to lose they're [ __ ] they're just [ __ ] each other
45:09
you see them you go play bingo and margaret's over there winking at frank like ah
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like oh frank's over here like [ __ ] you margaret i'm on to agnes tonight you know like it's a whole party
45:20
the cropsy the myth about that is that they said that this guy name was um
45:26
uh or something rand saw andrew rand or something rent and
45:31
he was a former patient there but he didn't work there they said oh like he was a patient there and then he
45:38
worked there and all this stuff he his function wasn't that he worked there he was one like in prison if you're a
45:44
good prisoner they make you like a trustee like you're mopping the floors and you give people ice and [ __ ] you can
45:50
go get the guards coffee and they kind of walk around out of your cell so he was like that capacity like he didn't
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work there just like okay you're kind of together enough where you can mount the floors or whatever
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but then he left he escaped like he just took off but again being mentally challenged
46:06
where the [ __ ] is he gonna go he didn't go far he went to like the wooded area just outside of the college and just
46:12
lived in this abandoned little area as a homeless person and he lived
46:17
amongst other homeless people and hit but he was smart enough to drive a car and he would drive his car and he would
46:24
pick up other kids with he wasn't a kid this was a grown man this is a true story there's a true
46:29
story he was a grown man but he would pick up kids all with some uh mental disability all of the kids that he
46:36
killed and he killed i think a total of three we've talked about mental disability you know be good or crops it'll give you some right that way but
46:42
then krabsy turned out to be real and it was this guy ran i can't remember his first name
46:47
rand paul no not rand paul andrew ran i think it was or something
46:52
rand and uh but you see him as clearly mentally disturbed how they let him out with that ladybugs rant oh ladybugs
47:01
the ladybugs those are my ladybugs oh god anyway but yeah but that's but
47:09
like we were saying every town i think in new york it almost seems like every
47:14
town or every area has their own kind of boogeyman or or some monster story or whatever like montauk has the
47:21
mondog monster staten island has crops in new jersey as a jersey devil did i ever
47:27
oh in northern new jersey has the [ __ ] ufos was it you that i i started to talk about how i was almost kidnapped as a
47:33
kid and i don't think i ever finished that story you did yeah you were almost but did i finish the story i just kind
47:39
of mentioned it you i think you finished that this was like three or four days ago you told me the story so were we
47:44
like last week we might have been that schmerer's no anyway no this was after schmerz before was it
47:52
yeah anyway i was uh the the story is that i was riding my bike on the on the boardwalk in uh
47:58
in brighton beach i was like five or six of course would you be and i wrote
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and i wrote you know i didn't spend as much time as a kid in brighton beach as you would think based on my my ethnic
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background so uh but anyway i was i think it was with my sister and i rudolph just a
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little bit and i was i was riding by this this like old man who was sitting on the bench
48:21
and he like a little he was a mench on the bench he was in the back and he like lunged out
48:27
and took a swipe at me and i was so freaked out i like rode by but i'm like [ __ ] well i need to get
48:32
back to my sister and and i rode by that spot like really quick just on the other side of the
48:37
boardwalk right but uh i don't know what the hell that was about like was he trying to knock me off my bike maybe you
48:43
were just annoying him was it a crazy guy was you trying to kidnap me i don't know but it freaked me the [ __ ] out
48:50
well that's different than this then you told me a different story on the boardwalk no it wasn't on even on
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the boardwalk it said like you were you were doing something and somebody asked you if you wanted
49:03
i don't remember i i don't remember that story you think you told me a different story so you might have been almost kidding
49:08
that more than once i but i don't know what you're talking about maybe i'm making it up maybe you're
49:14
making it up maybe i'm making maybe i'm thinking about something else or someone else no i don't hang out with anybody
49:20
else so i talk to other people yeah that's true uh so another story from from when i was a
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youth my youth my uh my my friend and i growing up we
49:31
would occasionally snuffle a shovel snow right in in the winter and i remember
49:37
we we knocked on like for money for of course for money of course for money anyway
49:45
we would like shovel snow for like 20 bucks and get some chinese food already
49:51
with the chinese why did jewish people love chinese food we there's there's some history there if you if you look at
49:57
that and i think it's partially because you know all the all the end of your holidays especially the christmas
50:02
holidays or the christian holidays right are like times when when businesses are closed
50:08
restaurants everything except chinese restaurants right and so because they don't care they they're not really
50:14
religious they want to make some money and jews of course want to have some takeout they want to eat you know
50:20
when every other restaurant is closed and so there's a connection there that's right so anyway so we went to this one lady's house in in our neighborhood
50:28
and um you know we we clean our shoes middle-aged
50:33
40s maybe i don't know something like that 40s is middle-aged well i mean i was you know 15 years old
50:40
so but like she was 40s maybe 50s and she was attractive enough but i
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guess not attractive enough for my friend anyway how old were you i don't know 14
50:51
15 okay anyway so we finished cleaning and she's like hey do you want to come in
50:57
for some hot chocolate and my friend like grab me he's like no no
51:03
we gotta go we gotta go sorry we can't sit i was like dude what's i was like what he caught black i was like two like
51:09
we were walking away like we're we're old enough to understand the at least the possibility right like yeah we
51:14
we'd seen enough porn on the spice spice network
51:20
remember the spice network i remember that but i was already older when the spice network was because i remember
51:25
just looking under my grandfather's bed and there's just being a bunch of you my grandfather had uh a a beta max porn
51:32
a beta mac that's how old i am okay this is how old i am i once found
51:37
in in my in my father's like tool area of our basement what i know now at the time i wouldn't
51:44
have known some of this some of the aspects of it but uh it was a vhs iran jeremy vhs run
51:51
jeremy that guy used to be able to suck his own dick before he got fat
51:58
he he made more money about some interview with him he made more money jail now right no [ __ ] he's in jail for
52:04
rape he made tons more money when he got fat than before well yeah because there was a higher
52:10
demand for for porn back when he got fat when he was skinny there was a lot of porn but not like for the dinner i don't
52:16
know what i mean i mean according to the from what i remember in this interview he was basically saying like he himself
52:21
was getting paid more there was more demand for him in particular when he got fat compared to when he was skinny
52:26
really who knows why yeah anyway um so so you know we were walking with like
52:33
you know where that could have gone he's like he's like yeah but i got this like creepy vibe or whatever
52:40
what if she was like it puts the lotion on its skin she just saw two easy victims we probably would have gotten
52:45
[ __ ] is what probably would have happened yeah but your buddy cockblocked you was your buddy gay no
52:52
you sure because he probably wanted to do it to you instead of her i'm positive but uh yeah
52:57
i love her that's a bad friend i'll never forgive him for that don't ever forgive that no
53:02
no no no all right one more topic we got time for one more topic what's been in the news
53:11
well the prime minister of what finland where is she from where is she from again it could be finland one of those
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nordic candidates scandinavian countries was uh topless at some parties she
53:22
wasn't topless she was she was literally just dancing with some famous guy and they like i saw the video they looked a
53:28
little you know okay close cool whatever this [ __ ] though they're wrong oh [ __ ]
53:33
they're adults that just shows me that there's so little [ __ ] to talk about they've gotta [ __ ] just hop on anything they can
53:41
that's that's just there's there's actually more to report about what's going on she's she's
53:47
youngish i would guess 30 is right like she's young enough to where she wants to go and have a good time not married is
53:52
she i think she's married but that's not the point listen listen those scandinavians they operate on a different rhythm that's that the punch
53:58
was out dancing have a good time having some drinks wait speaking of those nordic people did you know
54:05
and i want you to fact check this the government fact check on demand i fact check when i when it's the
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government of iceland is offering money to people who want to marry women from iceland and live there
54:19
i don't think you have to live there you can just break yeah how much money i think it's like five grand or maybe i it could be more
54:26
i'm i'm lowballing it here there's there's a price no but i'm five thousand those icelandic
54:32
women are [ __ ] hot the problem is that a lot of them are sort of inbred what most there's not a lot of people in
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iceland and most of those people are the majority of the people the inhabitants of iceland are all related
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look it up iceland pay
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to marry broads mary
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does iceland pay 5 000 per month to immigrants who married this is 5 000 per month from six years ago okay
55:01
unreliable this is a fact check website unreliable online sources six years ago
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claimed that due to a shortage of men iceland was offering to pay immigrants to take icelandic women as their brides
55:13
the snopes jesus business oh dude or shortage of men iceland will pay five thousand for eat per month to
55:20
immigrants who used to immigrate and marry the woman rating false snopes is false snopes is full of [ __ ]
55:28
okay about how about four years ago another article from
55:33
krem.com more credible than snopes i don't know creme.com okay chris cream according to
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krem.com no iceland will not pay 5 000 a month i wonder if there's a more recent one
55:48
but now the majority of the inhabitants are of iceland are related to a degree like they're either
55:53
third or fourth cousins and you know they're the majority of the people that
55:59
live there are related in some way form or fashion how much money would it take
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for you to move to and marry someone from a cutter
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name name name price from cutter yeah and you have to live there oh my god for 10 years no all
56:21
right name your price no no you can you can travel but you have to be like a permanent basement am i going to marry
56:26
one of those broads or a minute it's cutter they're not going to allow you but i'm just saying apathetically
56:32
not even nobody's attractive in qatar but united arab emirates
56:40
i i hear it's beautiful i know it's i've heard it's but i've never been to cutter but i've heard it's beautiful but i
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don't know i'd have to be like a couple million more than a couple million i'm talking
56:52
like in the i mean maybe i don't know 20 30 million
56:57
to live there for 10 years lived there for 10 years you can travel up to
57:02
up to five and a half months out of the year the other seven months you have to live
57:07
i don't know nah not me anything less than 10 million is not an
57:14
option keep it in your broads i would have to do
57:20
2 million a year a year yeah 20 million yeah i think i'm also a little bit
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younger so i'd be out by 47. i know i'd [ __ ] be there until almost 53. i
57:32
can't then you'd have 20 to 30 million to play with and if you invested every year oh my god
57:37
and as a as a resident you get some of that oil money well that's where they're getting the money to pay you to do yeah
57:42
i wouldn't do that is that an option why did you ask that is that like a thing no i just made up oh
57:48
why so you're like my eyes will be like wait
57:54
is that a thing and it'll go to the lowest bidder you know like wow always about 20 million
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for 18.
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i wonder a whole nother family in another country
58:12
that doesn't even recognize gay marriage all right here's the final topic when
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are we going to puerto rico soon no i gotta i gotta take joey first it's just
58:23
you're not taking me i'm taking you oh but let me go to puerto rico with john you've had how
58:29
long to do it how long have you been i just don't wanna go to puerto rico that's your that's his problem and your
58:35
problem i get a i get a trip by myself this year and we're going to puerto rico why can't we go
58:41
anywhere else where anywhere else but puerto rico
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dominican republic did you set anywhere else i don't know what that is you know exactly what it is
58:53
nope about jamaica it's not in the caribbean i know because listen the caribbean goes florida keys and then cuba all right
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because cuba there's haiti and then there's puerto rico jamaica and the laura antilles
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jamaica no i mean jamaica you gotta go i'd go to the bahamas off the florida keys
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yeah but that's not that's not the caribbean that's just that's just what did you not
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realize i'm singing a song yes by the beach boys bermuda
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pretty mama key largo montego baby why don't we go
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that's a kokomo we'll get there faster if we take it
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slow don't quit your job that's where we want to go [Music]
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florida keys is it i've never been farther south than south beach
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i've been a mormon i've been to san francisco i've been to miami i've been too well that's the furthest south south of south beach is
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is water is is the ocean now east of south beaches
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is the ocean well i guess it starts to curb there but still yeah the keys but the keys are nothing
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but filled with drunks and swingers you ever been to panama city beach
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panama city and tampa are like the [ __ ] headquarters for world swingers international
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i know they're also popular spring break destinations
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and then the people who are swingers stay notice that no one from panama city is
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actually from panama city they're just college students they're probably brilliant
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oh yeah strippers are definitely from florida all strippers are from anywhere in the world there's a or they all come from florida you know i've slept
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i'm doing a tally i've slept with two women who were strippers but i didn't meet the minister equipped
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[Music] that's actually impressive like yeah one was at a bar mm-hmm in florida keys
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oh that's worth kissing uh jesus christ panama city beach why don't we do like a
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double thing you and anna me and joe because anna has a a
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no it doesn't have to be like now it could be like when whenever we get a chance i'm i have but before the end of
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the year on a cruise i love cruises i hate cruises it's so like there's nowhere to go
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it's just the casino there the pool shows we've never even gone to a
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a land-based casino together do you play any poker game or any game
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i'm a black jacket i'm a i'm a poker guy three card poker three card poker i checks more fun and i win a three card
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poker i win sometimes a bunch went to vegas went to a table within the first hour
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and i got 1500 waiting for my brother and then when i was gonna teach him how to play three car poker in new york new
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york on the biggest trip sat down very first hand got triple i got three of a kind one 760 bucks i'm
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like all right that's it let's go the dealer is like good yeah let's go you got to go you win you got to go the
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guy next to me was like are you [ __ ] kidding me he was so pissed because had i not sat down
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he would have got that [ __ ] three of a kind i hate people like that bring down the energy of the
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table like you gotta [ __ ] get up off the table yeah blackjack it's like that but a three-card poker it doesn't matter
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and i'm an upbeat gambler i like i have fun and the new thing i like about vegas is
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you know they have the waitresses that bring you drinks if you're gambling but the new thing now that it's unfucking believable is that they have these
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broads walking around with a with a mat or something and they will massage you while you're playing
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what oh yeah it was phenomenal do you think they have that near cherokee because we could stop by in october we
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could stop by that casino for a night we could say we're going to go hunting you know we're actually going
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we're coming back with something i don't care what's good go get a [ __ ] butterball and just say
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look who we got we've killed it just take it out of the packaging and hold on
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you know we could we could get a deer from a deer farm we could get a pig from a pig farm and a
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turkey from a turkey farm not only would we come home as a big as
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a big [ __ ] i told you so that everybody said you're not gonna kill anything he said we were crazy but then we'd also go to the casino and win some
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money problem is that indian casinos are a lot harder to win they're a lot harder to
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win in indian so blackjack has the lowest house odds if you're
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playing according to the book according to the the actual statistics if you know if you know what you're
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doing um it has the lowest house odds every every game in a casino has house
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favorite toys yeah yeah but the lowest one is blackjack which if you're playing perfectly is point five percent i think
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three card poker is kind of even even with house and players point five percent is the lowest it gets
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and it's in favor of the house and that's with blackjack nothing is lower than that we can even see what three card poker is
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uh yeah yeah yeah half size but i mean gamblers you know like if you go to an indian casino it's a little bit
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harder to win like i used to fight i fought a few times at the mohegan sun and 3.3 wow
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versus versus 0.5 i used to fight at the maligan sun years ago when moheganson
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used to host a lot of mma i fought there a few times and i would stay and i'd gamble and i was it was
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just there were so many asians at the mohicans yeah there were so many asians at the malignant sun it was like asian central
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and roulette is five percent oh dude that's horrible and uh and i could never
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win at poker at the at the um mohican sun
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anywhere else yeah moegan son no always a loser i have i've never been to mohigan sun or
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foxwoods i've never been to foxwoods i've only been to monegan sun when it comes up to
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that area so so we can we'll drive we'll stop for about i don't know two hours
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that sounds good we got we can't dress like we're going to dress somewhat nicely i don't know i i'd be curious to
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see what people dream i bet it's a mix i bet you got people dressed exactly like you that go in there on a friday night
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saturday night and people who are like a little bit a little bit nicer and then there's people who dress like their own [ __ ] ballers on hbo look with the oh
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yeah whole [ __ ] the sunglasses and everything they're trying to be so i guess we're mad out we're gonna go play
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some poker and some blackjack
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poker so we're gonna go there and gamble twice
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gamble on some cards and then gamble on the hunt on the hunt that's right if we're going for three days
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we can leave it well we could leave it at like three ish
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get to the casino early evening if we could even spend the night
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no i wouldn't do that no just just stop for a few hours yeah because also i don't want to start setting up [ __ ] camp
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at night well soon we'd have to gamble during the day which isn't as much fun we just will do it yeah then we can go who cares what
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time we're gambling it's a book campbell gamble there when we get there and then we'll just go back and we'll
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set up camp because it's going to take us time to get to where we're going anybody to set up camp
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but we don't we know exactly where we're going to set up cap same spot as last time if we if it's one of those three cap
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guys probably um i mean it would be it would be fastest
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to go to the one where we walked around last night wait we didn't camp in tennessee
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we didn't we camped in nantahala we drove there and we hunted and then we came back but we didn't camp in
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tennessee when we killed the pig with errors you are correct yeah the very last time you and i went
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for a pig during the rainy day we did we don't use that word
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yes during the the not dry day when we didn't see a single animal
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we slept in in tennessee we saw animals [ __ ] dogs scratching out our blind dog we saw humans human animals
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they were hunting birds we heard of we heard about the bird about the burn that is the crypto monster of tennessee
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the burr how many dogs does it take to hunt a bird a [ __ ] thousand because that i
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swear to god they had no less than a thousand dogs anyway there's three campgrounds to choose from i think we've slept in two of them the third one we
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walked around toward the power lines remember we walked through this campsite yeah we didn't do the power lines
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like those weren't like the fanciest campsites and it was obvious why nobody
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chose them but if we were like [ __ ] it we just want to pick a place we don't even want to search around the other ones i don't want to stay in that little
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campsite oh there's nobody nobody stays there maybe because there's like a murderer no i think it's because it you
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can't just park you don't just park in the campsite and empty your stuck stuff you gotta park in the parking lot and
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then walk up a little bit a couple hundred feet after that i'd rather go back where we were
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with theirs no errors we're not sleeping in that to help we're sleeping right by where we're gonna be hunting oh in tennessee yeah
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yeah yeah all right we'll figure it out so it was where um it was where those noisy kids were they
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were from they were across yes and that old couple had the fire and we had the little creek behind us
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exactly that's right fun fact we've always camped next to some water
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every time time with errors yeah yeah
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water i had that little river or whatever the hell that that was and then awari we have that big you know bottom
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lake in nantahala we have um one of the voids of arrows with
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tennessee we've always been by water not once have we ever camped not by not by water
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the very first time when you found uh uh paradise aloft was by a nice little body
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of water shangri-la that was shane god led me to that spot it was
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because you literally went down like some brush and [ __ ] yeah i mean because
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i left you and there was a nice little little kind of a road almost path yeah i could
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have stayed in that i'm like you know what i'm just gonna go down down this way and i [ __ ] went down this line and there it was and there it was
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how you found that because there was no clear path no no it was like just youtube
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well i think because you heard the water and you're like the water's really [ __ ] close to us there's got to be
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something there and you found an actual campground like a site and i was like [ __ ] christ
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you could literally murder somebody on that site nobody would even know that that was there we could have we would
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have walked past it not even knowing that was right there right if i hadn't done a little little uh recount [Music]
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anyway your ex-boyfriends used to call you little recon though they sure did because i did some exploring
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ladies and gentlemen august 23rd 2022 i'm charles hughes and i'm dominic leon
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